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00:00:34 You ever fart and sneeze
00:00:37 You ever barf up something
00:00:40 I got sick one time
00:00:43 I mean, I know I chewed it.
00:00:45 I got a better one.
00:00:46 Once, I barfed so hard
00:00:48 that I pulled a string bean
00:00:52 That was gross.
00:00:54 Oh, that's so slimy.
00:00:55 Ew.
00:00:57 You know when you just
00:00:59 and you're just waiting
00:01:01 Aw, man you could hawk one
00:01:04 No, no, no... it's better
00:01:07 No, no, it's better to suck.
00:01:09 Now, those are not
00:01:11 My cousin hawked a loogie
00:01:12 from the top of the
00:01:14 Hit a lady in the head.
00:01:16 He's in prison now.
00:01:17 In prison for snot.
00:01:20 Boom, boom.
00:01:24 Okay, you guys, come on.
00:01:26 We place here
00:01:27 the sacred shoe box.
00:01:29 Okay, in the sacred shoe box,
00:01:34 the things we do not understand,
00:01:38 to be opened again when all
00:01:41 have been revealed to us.
00:01:44 Who's first? Kevin.
00:01:50 I found it in my mom's secret
00:02:03 I know what this is.
00:02:04 It goes in the bottom of
00:02:07 No, it doesn't.
00:02:08 It prevents the passage
00:02:11 in girls.
00:02:12 How do you know that?
00:02:14 I saw it on Nightline.
00:02:16 I'm telling you, Frank,
00:02:17 it goes in the bottom
00:02:19 I think it's
00:02:22 She'll never miss it.
00:02:24 Wait, don't drink out of it
00:02:26 Yeah.
00:02:28 Brad.
00:02:33 I found it in my sister's room.
00:02:37 I believe it's
00:02:43 A picture of my dead mother.
00:02:45 How come you're
00:02:47 Because I don't know why
00:02:50 hidden in the attic, and tells
00:02:55 Who's Grace Kelley?
00:02:56 Oh, she was a very famous clown.
00:02:59 She was a princess.
00:03:00 And, also...
00:03:04 I don't know what
00:03:07 We could tell you.
00:03:09 You can't tell somebody
00:03:21 Have you ever noticed
00:03:23 My mom farts.
00:03:25 Looks like a boob.
00:03:27 Yeah.
00:03:34 My boob's bigger than yours.
00:03:36 Let's see if you can
00:03:38 You've got, like,
00:03:41 Why don't girls spit?
00:03:42 They're hiding
00:03:44 The rules have changed.
00:03:46 Gotcha.
00:03:47 It's a battle of the sexes...
00:03:49 and believe me,
00:04:54 Shit!
00:04:56 I can't dance.
00:05:10 You see this, Frank?
00:05:12 This little seedling
00:05:13 represents an entire species
00:05:19 If it lives,
00:05:21 Mortlake turtle can return
00:05:23 and birds like the glossy ibis
00:05:25 won't lose another
00:05:27 Dad, if you don't get dressed,
00:05:30 Dad, if you don't get dressed,
00:05:35 Hey, hey, look at this.
00:05:40 You won a prize.
00:05:41 Yeah.
00:05:46 What is that?
00:05:48 Homework.
00:05:50 They're assigning Cosmopolitan
00:05:52 No, they assigned this,
00:05:54 but I'm getting nowhere with it.
00:05:56 You can't relate that
00:05:58 Like how?
00:05:59 Like, was Mom a virgin
00:06:02 What are you studying, religion?
00:06:04 Sex.
00:06:05 Are you going to tell me
00:06:06 No.
00:06:08 Boy, that's good coffee.
00:06:10 Instant.
00:06:12 Now, how 'bout
00:06:13 Do you have to have sex
00:06:15 This can't be instant.
00:06:16 We ran out of beans.
00:06:18 And if you kiss a girl,
00:06:19 what base is that,
00:06:21 and where's the birth canal?
00:06:23 I have a chart.
00:06:24 You never have to have sex
00:06:27 kissing a girl's first base,
00:06:29 and you shouldn't have sex
00:06:30 unless you're in love
00:06:32 Why not?
00:06:33 I don't remember-
00:06:34 with not wanting to have babies
00:06:37 It says in this magazine
00:06:39 that there's a spot on
00:06:41 to drive her completely insane.
00:06:45 I don't think
00:06:48 And in my experience,
00:06:51 Dad.
00:06:52 What?
00:06:53 When I grow up, do I have
00:06:57 You saw your sister
00:07:00 Sort of.
00:07:01 I was hiding
00:07:03 Hey, Stacey.
00:07:05 Hi, Brad.
00:07:07 I saw you in
00:07:09 You were buying Juicy Fruit gum.
00:07:11 Are you going to
00:07:13 It's a '50s sock hop,
00:07:15 I'm thinking of going
00:07:18 Can I wear
00:07:22 Oh, come on,
00:07:31 I want to take you
00:07:34 No way!
00:07:35 You are so bad.
00:07:39 What'd you say to her?
00:07:40 I told her what I wanted.
00:07:43 I don't think
00:07:44 She's a girl, Frank.
00:07:45 All girls are
00:07:47 She didn't used to be a girl.
00:07:50 Hey, guys.
00:07:52 What are we looking at?
00:08:08 What's that?
00:08:13 I think it's an elbow.
00:08:16 What's it doing
00:08:22 Doesn't look like anything
00:08:24 I ever want to do,
00:08:28 Will you stop cleaning?
00:08:31 My dad demands complete
00:08:36 I know a place where the girls
00:08:40 where guys can see naked girls
00:08:45 for anyone with guts
00:08:49 I don't believe
00:08:51 Where is this?
00:08:54 The city.
00:08:56 We're not allowed
00:08:58 In the city
00:08:59 Everything is possible,
00:09:01 and everything is available
00:09:04 Lucky for us,
00:09:06 What are our needs?
00:09:09 T o see a woman naked.
00:09:54 Let me see the money.
00:09:56 Come on, let me see the money.
00:09:57 The money.
00:09:58 Let me see the money.
00:10:00 The money.
00:10:14 Keep it moving.
00:10:16 Come on, come on,
00:10:18 All right, come on.
00:10:19 Keep it running smoothly.
00:10:21 Looks beautiful on you.
00:10:22 Give me the money.
00:10:24 That sure is a lot
00:10:26 Kevin, some things
00:10:27 are more important
00:10:29 Well, what do you need
00:10:32 Oh, we're going
00:10:35 ...thetic leg.
00:10:36 For his dog.
00:10:37 His dog lost his leg.
00:10:53 So, what'd you tell your dad?
00:10:54 I said I was eating
00:10:56 I said I was eating
00:10:57 I said I was eating
00:10:59 Whoo, yeah!
00:11:01 You think the city's big.
00:11:02 It's huge!
00:11:03 And lots of naked ladies.
00:11:07 If I had my own naked lady,
00:11:10 If you had your own naked lady,
00:11:12 So, hold on-
00:11:14 We got everything!
00:11:16 Whoo!
00:11:48 Whoa...
00:11:49 Whoa...
00:11:51 Oh, no.
00:12:00 I want to go back.
00:12:13 Hey, the footpath's for virgins.
00:12:15 We are virgins!
00:12:17 Hey, not for long.
00:12:18 If you guys get killed,
00:12:28 Beautiful.
00:12:37 Oh, my God.
00:12:39 Do you believe this?
00:12:41 This woman
00:12:42 gave birth to her own head,
00:12:44 and it sang to her.
00:12:47 - Wow.
00:12:53 Hey, Cash, where you going?
00:12:57 You don't ask me that.
00:12:58 Never ask me that!
00:13:00 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:13:08 Guys, come here.
00:13:26 Whoa!
00:13:43 This is going to be
00:13:46 How do we tell a prostitute
00:13:48 Yeah, how do we know
00:13:51 or a lawyer, or a math teacher
00:13:54 We just got
00:13:56 Frank, I think
00:14:00 Excuse me, miss,
00:14:04 Uh, ma'am?
00:14:06 Get out of my way.
00:14:14 Excuse me.
00:14:15 Yes?
00:14:16 Are you a prostitute?
00:14:18 What?
00:14:19 Will you take your clothes off
00:14:27 Thanks, Kevin.
00:14:29 What? What'd I do?
00:14:39 - You all right?
00:14:40 Psst, psst, psst. Guys...
00:14:44 You guys need some help?
00:14:46 Are you talking to us?
00:14:47 Yeah.
00:14:48 We want to see a naked lady.
00:14:50 Ooh, how much money you got?
00:14:51 $103.62.
00:14:54 Really?
00:14:56 That'll do it.
00:15:04 Right through here.
00:15:21 Where?
00:15:25 There are naked women in here?
00:15:33 Guys, you got to trust me.
00:15:35 Why should we trust you?
00:15:38 Because I got a gun.
00:15:47 Okay, open up, big boy.
00:15:50 Mmm.
00:15:54 Mmm.
00:15:55 Okay, backpacks.
00:15:56 Come on, do it.
00:15:59 I'm full, I'm full.
00:16:02 He's got a gun.
00:16:04 Get down, get down.
00:16:05 Stay down.
00:16:07 Stay.
00:16:11 Stay.
00:16:17 You okay?
00:16:18 Yeah.
00:16:24 Get us out of here!
00:16:28 Hey! Hey, wait a minute!
00:16:30 Wait a minute!
00:16:33 I want my money!
00:16:34 Oh, goddamn it!
00:16:42 You all right?
00:16:43 Yeah.
00:16:49 How am I going to get home?
00:16:52 I'm going to get in such trouble
00:16:54 Us, too.
00:16:57 Shit.
00:16:58 Well, I'm out of here.
00:17:00 You better go.
00:17:19 Do you need any help, ma'am?
00:17:22 Ma'am?
00:17:24 No, thanks.
00:17:26 You sure you don't need
00:17:28 I need 100 bucks,
00:17:31 You got that?
00:17:34 Yes, I do.
00:17:35 You can have it.
00:17:39 What are you doing
00:17:41 We wanted to see
00:17:44 Oh, God.
00:17:45 You know what?
00:17:46 Why don't you take
00:17:48 before you get hurt, okay?
00:17:50 I- I wish I could, but...
00:17:52 it means a lot to my friends,
00:17:59 How much looking?
00:18:01 As much as money can buy.
00:18:04 Okay.
00:18:10 Thank you.
00:18:11 Mm-hmm.
00:18:12 Okay, pull your shirts up
00:18:18 You first.
00:18:20 Show me yours,
00:18:22 Our what?
00:18:24 Armpits, come on.
00:18:26 Come on.
00:18:34 Okay, you're not hairy enough
00:18:40 We're not hairy at all.
00:18:41 So, what's your name, lady?
00:18:43 V.
00:18:45 Like the letter?
00:18:47 What's it stand for?
00:18:49 What's your name?
00:18:50 Kevin.
00:18:52 I'm Frank.
00:18:53 Brad.
00:19:23 - Hey.
00:19:29 Oh, God.
00:19:33 Come on, come in.
00:19:38 Excuse me.
00:19:51 What do we do now?
00:19:53 Just ask her to...
00:19:54 You kids see a lot of hookers?
00:19:56 No, this is our first one.
00:20:00 Why do you have
00:20:02 a picture of Grace Kelley?
00:20:03 'Cause I'd like to be like her:
00:20:05 Marry a prince
00:20:06 When you take your clothes off
00:20:09 Depends on the room.
00:20:11 I have this dream
00:20:14 and I have to get home
00:20:17 I have that dream, too.
00:20:18 Last time I had that dream,
00:20:20 there was an alligator
00:20:23 You ever get that one?
00:20:24 Nope.
00:20:25 Do you ever watch cartoons?
00:20:27 Yes.
00:20:27 Are you married?
00:20:29 Boy, you ask a lot of questions.
00:20:32 The meter's ticking.
00:20:36 She's on the bed.
00:20:38 Now, how do you
00:20:39 standing up or on the bed?
00:20:41 I'll stand.
00:20:42 I meant me, not you.
00:20:46 - On the bed.
00:20:47 On the bed.
00:20:48 Bed.
00:20:49 Okay. Come here.
00:21:00 Do you want the lights
00:21:09 Is she naked yet?
00:21:10 Don't start until I can see.
00:21:12 You turned off the lights.
00:21:17 All set?
00:21:36 What's the matter?
00:21:37 - I can't do it.
00:21:40 Doesn't a gentleman bring enough
00:21:46 This is the greatest moment
00:21:52 Okay, that's it. Time's up.
00:21:56 Any questions?
00:22:00 After sex, you smoke.
00:22:02 It's a rule.
00:22:03 Anybody have any matches?
00:22:08 - No.
00:22:11 I feel it now. We're different.
00:22:14 How?
00:22:16 We're men.
00:22:20 Yeah.
00:22:25 Oh, boy.
00:22:42 Waltzer, Waltzer, look,
00:22:46 Your cut's waiting for you,
00:22:49 Relax. Relax.
00:22:51 Look, I tell you what...
00:22:55 - Ow!
00:22:56 Look, if you don't get all
00:22:59 feel free to kill me.
00:23:08 What do I look like, huh?
00:23:11 A Laundromat?
00:23:13 A slot machine?
00:23:17 'Cause I am not a slot machine.
00:23:18 You are a slot machine.
00:23:19 Step right up here, folks,
00:23:21 Sorry.
00:23:25 Oh, what,
00:23:27 No.
00:23:28 No, and you want to know why?
00:23:29 'Cause you don't got
00:23:32 Yes, I do.
00:23:33 I'm a person,
00:23:36 Oh, ho, you're a person now.
00:23:40 Hey, she's not a person,
00:23:43 Yeah, she sort of is.
00:23:45 Nobody's talking to you.
00:23:48 You know what
00:23:50 If you were a person,
00:23:51 you could do
00:23:53 Ow.
00:23:54 and you can't,
00:23:55 'cause you do whatever
00:23:58 isn't that right, Betty?
00:23:59 Y eah.
00:24:02 I, on the other hand,
00:24:05 I do what I want.
00:24:06 I don't have to answer
00:24:08 Everybody answers to somebody.
00:24:10 You answer to Waltzer,
00:24:11 Waltzer answers
00:24:14 Oh, oh, you think so, huh?
00:24:16 Yeah.
00:24:18 Waltzer steals from Jerry,
00:24:20 They think that this
00:24:21 but they're wrong.
00:24:22 This all belongs to me.
00:24:23 I'm the man.
00:24:25 Yeah... you're the man, Cash.
00:24:27 Yeah, that's right.
00:24:34 Yeah, and the man's got
00:24:39 Don't neither of yous two move
00:24:48 I am a person.
00:24:51 Yeah.
00:25:09 T ell the asshole
00:25:12 Hey, you can't do that, V.
00:25:13 Oh, yes, I can.
00:25:23 Didn't your mothers tell you
00:25:53 Bye. Thanks.
00:25:55 Thank you.
00:25:56 See you guys.
00:26:07 This is where you live?
00:26:08 Yep. The yellow house
00:26:11 Do you like it?
00:26:13 Yeah, it's okay.
00:26:31 It was nice meeting you.
00:26:33 Likewise.
00:26:35 You're a very well-behaved
00:26:37 Thanks.
00:26:39 All right.
00:26:41 Veronica.
00:26:44 Virginia?
00:26:46 West Virginia?
00:26:48 Good-bye.
00:26:55 I never really looked,
00:26:57 I didn't see anything.
00:27:21 That was funny.
00:27:26 Dad!
00:27:29 Hey!
00:27:31 Looks like TV.
00:27:55 Can I use your phone?
00:28:00 The phone's over here.
00:28:03 Where are your parents?
00:28:04 I only have one.
00:28:05 A father.
00:28:07 He's in the T onapiya
00:28:08 What's that?
00:28:09 Well, this was all once
00:28:11 He's trying to save
00:28:14 but he won't.
00:28:16 Why?
00:28:17 No money.
00:28:18 He teaches science by day,
00:28:21 tries to save the wetlands
00:28:23 I admire him,
00:28:25 You pity him?
00:28:27 Well, yeah,
00:28:31 That's him.
00:28:33 Wait a minute...
00:28:34 maybe he shouldn't find me here,
00:28:36 Why not?
00:28:40 Hey, Dad.
00:28:41 Hey, Frank.
00:28:44 Dad, look.
00:28:45 Over there.
00:28:47 It's a girl.
00:28:48 I know.
00:28:51 What do you say?
00:28:53 Thank you?
00:28:54 T o her, to her.
00:28:58 Dad, this is V.
00:29:00 V, this is Dad.
00:29:04 Hello.
00:29:06 Hello... Dad.
00:29:19 What's she doing here?
00:29:21 Her car broke down.
00:29:22 Yeah, but who is she?
00:29:24 She's, uh...
00:29:25 she's Brad's new math tutor.
00:29:27 She gave me a ride home
00:29:30 and then her car
00:29:40 You know what it is?
00:29:41 Well, it's not the starter.
00:29:44 Tom.
00:29:45 Larry.
00:29:46 Wow.
00:29:47 So, Frank was telling me
00:29:50 Really?
00:29:51 Yeah. Do you enjoy it?
00:29:53 Enjoy it?
00:29:57 Sometimes.
00:29:58 Yeah, you get to move around,
00:30:00 change of scenery,
00:30:02 Well...
00:30:03 I never thought of it
00:30:05 You seem like
00:30:07 Oh.
00:30:08 Outgoing. Not like me.
00:30:09 No?
00:30:12 Thanks.
00:30:14 I bet you're really good at it.
00:30:18 Well, there's only one way
00:30:20 Boy, am I glad
00:30:23 because it's the one subject
00:30:29 You think you could fit him in?
00:30:31 "Him?"
00:30:32 Frank.
00:30:34 Frank? Are you kidding?
00:30:37 At his age?
00:30:38 Well, I'm afraid
00:30:40 if he doesn't learn it now,
00:30:41 he's never going to.
00:30:42 You know, I would
00:30:44 but I'm way out of practice.
00:30:45 Ah!
00:30:46 Oh. Um...
00:30:49 You know, you should
00:30:51 Well, that's easy
00:30:53 You're a professional.
00:30:55 But for us laymen,
00:30:56 if you don't use it,
00:30:59 Well, how long has it been,
00:31:01 you know, since you... used it?
00:31:04 Oh... I use it a little bit
00:31:08 the bank,
00:31:09 but it, you know...
00:31:10 It's probably been
00:31:13 since I was any good at it,
00:31:16 It doesn't come up that often.
00:31:22 Maybe it's the neighborhood.
00:31:25 Tom.
00:31:26 - Larry.
00:31:29 Well, it's not the battery.
00:31:35 In the morning, I'll check
00:31:37 the alternator, the pump.
00:31:39 You know, it could be
00:31:40 your plugs are worn down.
00:31:42 I'll replace them for you
00:31:45 In the meantime, uh...
00:31:46 could I give you
00:31:48 Um, no, I can walk.
00:31:56 So, what do you think?
00:32:00 Can you help him?
00:32:02 I'd much rather
00:32:05 Well, what could you do for me?
00:32:07 Well, it seems
00:32:10 just about everything.
00:32:11 Well, I remember the basics...
00:32:16 I'm not concerned about myself.
00:32:17 It's Frank I'm worried about.
00:32:19 You know, it's just not
00:32:23 Poor man.
00:33:11 Look at that woman.
00:33:13 Oh, my God.
00:33:14 Her top is so low.
00:33:16 And her skirt is so high.
00:33:20 That is bad.
00:33:21 It is.
00:33:29 Are you, uh...
00:33:32 what I think you are?
00:33:34 Well, I'm not
00:33:36 Would you... like some company?
00:33:38 Yes, I would.
00:33:39 Hi.
00:33:40 Hi, Andy.
00:33:41 Hi, boss.
00:33:43 Hi.
00:33:44 Did you hear that?
00:33:46 That was bad.
00:33:47 That was very, very bad.
00:33:51 Want a date?
00:33:54 I don't think
00:33:56 That's Reverend Whitehead.
00:33:58 God doesn't let him do that.
00:34:00 Got you an ice cream.
00:34:02 Being on the job
00:34:03 Thanks.
00:34:04 What are you doing here?
00:34:05 Looking for you.
00:34:06 Where are you going
00:34:08 In a hotel, if you'll get lost
00:34:11 I- I don't think
00:34:14 What are you,
00:34:17 Sort of.
00:34:18 I did have an idea
00:34:22 Hi, Frank.
00:34:24 She spoke to me.
00:34:26 I speak to her,
00:34:29 Hey, Frank, going to the dance?
00:34:32 I- I can't dance.
00:34:34 Me, neither.
00:34:36 Aren't you going to introduce us
00:34:44 I'm Frank's father's sister,
00:34:46 and Frank and I are
00:34:47 aren't we, Frank?
00:34:50 We've got to be going now.
00:34:52 See you later.
00:34:56 Look at the way she walks.
00:34:59 That is bad.
00:35:00 That is very, very bad.
00:35:16 Are you running away?
00:35:17 No. What are you doing?
00:35:19 I'm organizing the fund-raiser.
00:35:22 Again?
00:35:23 There's only two more weeks
00:35:25 before they bulldoze
00:35:28 Who will you invite?
00:35:31 I don't know.
00:35:35 Thanks, pal.
00:35:38 Frank.
00:35:40 You know G?
00:35:42 G?
00:35:43 The math tutor.
00:35:45 Yeah.
00:35:47 She's a Grace Kelly, isn't she?
00:35:49 Yeah.
00:36:24 Light, reading material...
00:36:27 Hey.
00:36:28 dinner with everything...
00:36:32 Oh, great. Thanks.
00:36:35 Pajamas.
00:36:37 Okay.
00:36:39 Turn around.
00:36:40 Why?
00:36:42 Because I'm going
00:36:43 and you don't have
00:36:44 This is sweet.
00:36:47 It was my mom's.
00:36:49 Isn't she going
00:36:51 She died before I was born.
00:36:52 I don't think that's possible.
00:36:54 She died exactly when
00:36:58 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:37:00 You can
00:37:07 What's this?
00:37:08 Did some rich guy
00:37:10 Is it worth a million bucks?
00:37:12 No.
00:37:14 Oh, did your mom give it to you,
00:37:17 and that's all you have
00:37:19 No. I stole it.
00:37:22 Oh.
00:37:24 T oo bad it's empty.
00:37:26 T oo bad you don't have a guy
00:37:30 A guy with a house,
00:37:32 credit cards...
00:37:34 and a son.
00:37:35 Yeah, I know
00:37:38 and it's not going to work.
00:37:40 Well, what am I trying to do?
00:37:42 You want me to go out
00:37:44 No, I don't.
00:37:45 That's good.
00:37:46 I want you to marry my dad.
00:37:50 Let me explain.
00:37:52 I never mix business
00:37:55 I'm not talking about pleasure.
00:37:56 I'm talking
00:37:59 But people like your dad
00:38:03 Well... I told him what you did,
00:38:07 I told the truth.
00:38:08 Really?
00:38:13 I don't know.
00:38:14 I think the truth
00:38:18 You know what
00:38:20 Find your dad one of those
00:38:22 Nice women don't understand him.
00:38:24 I don't even understand him.
00:38:26 He spends all of his time
00:38:28 cataloging plants.
00:38:32 Good night. Use the can
00:38:35 Can?
00:38:46 Looks like a boob.
00:38:57 Hello, V?
00:38:59 V.
00:39:01 V, this is Frank.
00:39:04 From the can.
00:39:07 This is V.
00:39:10 My dad thinks you look
00:39:13 Good night.
00:39:18 Good night, Frank.
00:39:54 I'm telling you, she slept
00:39:57 You're so full of shit.
00:39:58 Oh, my God- a "C."
00:40:00 My dad is going
00:40:01 What's wrong with a "C"?
00:40:03 Her car broke down
00:40:04 She had to stay.
00:40:06 She's there right now.
00:40:07 She's going
00:40:08 She's not there.
00:40:09 I bet you a zillion
00:40:11 that you are full of shit.
00:40:12 You're on.
00:40:13 Name your price.
00:40:14 Your leather Jacket.
00:40:18 Oh, thank God- a "D."
00:40:21 - What?
00:40:23 I'd rather bet
00:40:24 Look, if she's not at my house
00:40:28 I'll be your slave for life.
00:40:30 These are
00:40:32 You're toast.
00:40:38 Oh, no.
00:40:41 He got an "F".
00:41:34 Your understanding of
00:41:38 is simply not satisfactory.
00:41:40 I'm giving you a second chance
00:41:42 by assigning an
00:41:45 Oral- as in from the mouth?
00:41:49 That's exactly right.
00:41:50 An oral presentation
00:41:52 with footnotes and visual aids,
00:41:58 What kind of visual aids?
00:42:01 Well, Suzanne,
00:42:02 trash day
00:42:04 took on new meaning today
00:42:07 made a grisly discovery.
00:42:09 He found sitting innocently
00:42:13 the dead body
00:42:16 The body,
00:42:18 showed signs of what police are
00:42:22 Oh, my God.
00:42:25 Oh, my God.
00:42:27 ...or release
00:42:28 But speculation on the street
00:42:33 to drug running
00:42:35 Millionaire importer
00:42:36 and reputed mob boss
00:42:38 denied allegations that moneys
00:42:39 from local prostitution
00:42:41 were being funneled
00:42:46 Hello.
00:42:48 Betty, it's V.
00:42:49 I'm just watching the news.
00:42:50 What happened?
00:42:51 Um... Cash stole from Waltzer,
00:42:55 so Waltzer cut his heart out.
00:43:00 Guess he wasn't a person
00:43:02 V, Cash said that
00:43:05 you took the money.
00:43:08 That's not true.
00:43:10 I, I believe you, but...
00:43:13 you got to tell Waltzer
00:43:22 Um...
00:43:24 T ell me where you are,
00:43:26 and I'll come to you.
00:43:30 V?
00:43:41 Got to...
00:43:43 Oh, shit.
00:43:54 Got to get out of here. Okay.
00:44:02 Oh!
00:44:30 Excuse me.
00:44:32 Sorry, excuse me.
00:44:33 Thank you.
00:44:34 Who do I need to find?
00:44:36 What am I doing?
00:44:37 Uh, Dad. Dad.
00:44:39 Find Dad.
00:44:58 Um, excuse me.
00:44:59 I'm looking
00:45:00 for Frank's father.
00:45:01 He's a teacher here.
00:45:03 Oh, what's his goddamn name?
00:45:05 His name is, um...
00:45:06 Tom.
00:45:08 Tom, that's his name.
00:45:36 ...the edges on the sedge.
00:45:38 That's one of the ways
00:45:40 sedges have edges.
00:45:41 Now, if you look at
00:45:43 closely under a microscope,
00:45:46 thousands and thousands
00:45:48 Thanks, Mr. Wheeler.
00:45:49 You're welcome, Nate.
00:45:50 - Mr. Wheeler.
00:45:51 Is this toad flax?
00:45:52 No, that's Impatiens capensis.
00:45:54 That's also known
00:45:55 You guys,
00:45:57 Untouched, unspoiled,
00:45:58 here in the middle
00:46:01 you can find...
00:46:06 Dad.
00:46:07 Brian, don't be an idiot.
00:46:09 Hey, Dad... whoa.
00:46:13 I need to talk to you
00:46:15 for a second.
00:46:16 I didn't know
00:46:18 he had a daughter.
00:46:19 I need you to fix my car.
00:46:21 I was planning on
00:46:23 I can't wait that long.
00:46:24 I mean, I need to leave town.
00:46:26 I've got to get out
00:46:27 T ell me about it, lady.
00:46:29 We all want
00:46:30 Are you late for an appointment
00:46:37 Are you a religious fanatic
00:46:40 No. Why?
00:46:43 Oh...
00:46:44 'cause you're just
00:46:47 I've ever met.
00:46:48 Thank you.
00:46:54 Wow, look at this place.
00:46:56 What is this?
00:46:57 This is the...
00:46:59 What's left of it.
00:47:01 This is the place that
00:47:04 Mm-hmm.
00:47:05 It's so beautiful.
00:47:07 You think so?
00:47:09 Yeah.
00:47:10 Why would anybody
00:47:12 Well...
00:47:14 Look...
00:47:17 A glossy ibis.
00:47:22 I watch a lot of
00:47:31 You know, maybe I
00:47:34 I mean, it's so safe here and
00:47:40 Except you and me.
00:47:44 Just you and me.
00:47:48 And the 20 of us.
00:47:52 I'll be home by 4:00.
00:47:54 I could fix your car then.
00:47:56 Okay.
00:47:58 Can you manage on foot?
00:47:59 Yeah, I have this, this, um...
00:48:02 I have this old bike here.
00:48:04 Hey, hey, that's my bike.
00:48:08 Oh...
00:48:12 Bye.
00:48:19 It's her car. It's her car.
00:48:25 What are you doing?!
00:48:27 I'm taking a bath.
00:48:30 Why?
00:48:32 Well, because my boss
00:48:34 and some very bad people
00:48:36 so I'm staying for a while.
00:48:38 I've seen The Brady Bunch,
00:48:40 nothing bad ever happens
00:48:43 I told you.
00:48:45 You got to get rid of her,
00:48:47 If my dad finds out,
00:48:48 They don't even know
00:48:49 You guys, relax.
00:48:50 She's not going to tell.
00:48:51 She's my friend.
00:48:52 She's going to marry my dad.
00:48:54 Marry her? Marry her?
00:48:56 He can't marry her.
00:48:57 No one can marry her,
00:48:59 they tell everything.
00:49:00 She'll tell, she'll tell.
00:49:02 They all tell.
00:49:03 Kevin, listen to me.
00:49:04 If she tells,
00:49:10 Fine.
00:49:12 Brad.
00:49:15 You're wearing my Jacket.
00:49:19 I thought we bet
00:49:26 We need to get
00:49:29 Dad won't be home
00:49:32 Look, here's the deal.
00:49:33 You can stay in my tree fort
00:49:35 and you can play in the house
00:49:38 No smoking,
00:49:39 no swearing, and no
00:49:41 you're staying here.
00:49:43 And don't take
00:49:46 Anything else?
00:49:51 Yeah, I need some help
00:49:55 What's the subject?
00:49:58 How long do you want me to wait?
00:50:01 Until you're more mature, Frank.
00:50:02 A sexual relationship
00:50:05 is a very, very precious thing.
00:50:07 I was talking about dinner.
00:50:09 It's getting cold.
00:50:10 Oh... I knew that.
00:50:15 You ready?
00:50:16 Yeah.
00:50:17 Ready, set, go.
00:50:48 Ah, beat you.
00:50:55 Who was a faster eater,
00:51:00 We never raced.
00:51:03 What kind of microwave
00:51:06 We cooked real food.
00:51:08 You miss real food?
00:51:10 How can I?
00:51:30 All right, everybody,
00:51:32 Okay, come on.
00:51:34 Let's get started. Time.
00:51:37 Sit down.
00:51:46 Do you believe he comes
00:51:50 Frank, are you ready
00:51:55 No, not yet.
00:51:59 Owen Meany Junior High.
00:52:01 Just a moment.
00:52:07 Miss Fetch,
00:52:08 please report to the office.
00:52:10 You have a phone call.
00:52:12 All right.
00:52:13 Frank, don't do anything
00:52:15 Of course.
00:52:26 Let's get started.
00:52:28 On what?
00:52:29 Started on what?
00:52:55 Hello.
00:53:01 Hello? Hello?
00:53:05 The line is dead.
00:53:07 This.. is a woman.
00:53:12 These... are her breasts.
00:53:15 They serve an important
00:53:17 biological function
00:53:20 as both a food source,
00:53:26 Size and shape of breasts
00:53:30 from person to person,
00:53:33 is constant: one, two.
00:53:38 Please?
00:53:43 Whoa.
00:53:59 Children!
00:54:00 - Who wants me to go on?
00:54:02 Unlock this door.
00:54:05 Now, I didn't want to do this,
00:54:07 but it's part of the assignment.
00:54:09 These... are the ovaries.
00:54:22 That's where the eggs are.
00:54:24 Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs...
00:54:25 Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs,
00:54:28 Each ovary is connected
00:54:31 - which swings...
00:54:34 ...which swings down
00:54:36 like a little freeway.
00:54:37 I want this door open now!
00:54:39 Leading to...
00:54:40 the uterus-
00:54:44 Just roughly... here.
00:54:46 What?
00:54:48 It tickles.
00:54:48 Oh, sorry.
00:54:49 Where was I?
00:54:51 The uterus.
00:54:53 Excuse me?
00:54:54 "This size baby motel. "
00:54:56 Oh, right, right.
00:54:57 Which brings us to...
00:55:01 Whoa!
00:55:02 May I have a volunteer
00:55:22 Here's something;
00:55:25 Mmm...
00:55:26 Okay, how about this one?
00:55:28 This is nice.
00:55:29 I don't know.
00:55:31 I, I don't think that I,
00:55:36 V?
00:55:37 Yeah.
00:55:38 Is it true
00:55:40 there's a place
00:55:42 to make her
00:55:45 Where did you hear that?
00:55:47 A magazine.
00:55:49 Um, well...
00:55:53 Don't count on it.
00:55:55 Okay.
00:56:01 How about this one?
00:56:03 Like it?
00:56:30 You know what I like about you?
00:56:32 Every time I think of you,
00:56:41 Listen, if you're not
00:56:43 No.
00:56:45 Not in this dress.
00:56:50 Maybe we could have dinner
00:56:52 - Yes.
00:56:53 Yes. Yes.
00:56:57 Okay.
00:56:59 I'm just going to change, okay?
00:57:00 Yeah.
00:57:02 - Vicki?
00:57:03 - Valerie?
00:57:04 Virginia?
00:57:05 Hmm-mm.
00:57:06 West Virginia.
00:57:20 - Yeah?
00:57:21 He's changing right now.
00:57:23 I saw.
00:57:25 He's ironing like crazy.
00:57:28 What are you all dolled up for?
00:57:29 I'm not.
00:57:30 Are you coming with us?
00:57:32 Gross! I have my own life,
00:57:37 Is that cologne
00:57:40 No.
00:57:41 Are you going on a date?
00:57:42 Nah. Just practicing.
00:57:45 What?
00:57:46 Being cool,
00:57:48 Oh.
00:57:49 Do you have something
00:57:52 Is that a rule?
00:57:54 No, but it should be.
00:57:57 I mean, girls and gifts-
00:58:00 Here, give her this.
00:58:02 I can't take this.
00:58:03 Why not?
00:58:04 I'm not giving this to anyone.
00:58:07 I'll keep it with me always.
00:58:09 Yeah?
00:58:10 Thanks.
00:58:12 You're welcome.
00:58:18 I never had time to be lonely.
00:58:21 You know, I had Frank
00:58:24 and I guess I buried myself
00:58:26 Other than Frank, the wetlands
00:58:30 Yeah.
00:58:33 Oh, look, honey,
00:58:36 I wonder who that woman is.
00:58:38 She's a hooker.
00:58:42 Honey...!
00:58:43 I can't believe
00:58:46 Why?
00:58:47 I'm normally not like this.
00:58:49 I'm not at ease with new people.
00:58:51 No? Neither am I.
00:58:52 - Really?
00:58:54 and in my line of work,
00:58:56 Well, how
00:58:58 Well, let's see.
00:58:59 When I'm with someone new,
00:59:02 I pretend like
00:59:06 and that helps me
00:59:08 Oh...!
00:59:12 I don't think I've ever met
00:59:18 I don't think anyone's ever
00:59:22 Well, why not?
00:59:23 Just because you don't do it
00:59:27 You know, you're an amazing man.
00:59:35 Right now... with me...
00:59:41 What?
00:59:42 Were you pretending?
00:59:43 Pretending?
00:59:44 That you're with someone else?
00:59:47 Someone you love?
00:59:49 No. I don't have to pretend
00:59:53 Mmm, Holly, isn't that
00:59:57 Yeah.
00:59:58 I wonder who he's with?
01:00:00 It's his sister.
01:00:02 I, I feel a-a strong,
01:00:09 towards you.
01:00:12 You mean like how the moon
01:00:15 Yes. Yes, just like that.
01:00:19 Are you sure you don't mean
01:00:23 No. It's his sister.
01:00:25 Oh, well, I think that's sweet.
01:00:27 They must be
01:00:29 You two could learn something
01:00:31 about just how close
01:00:33 can be.
01:00:36 No one's ever said anything
01:00:39 Say it again.
01:00:40 What?
01:00:41 The mammal word.
01:00:42 Mammalian.
01:00:44 Yes, that's it.
01:00:46 What does that mean?
01:00:49 Mammals are
01:00:51 Warm?
01:00:53 Very warm.
01:00:54 Yes?
01:00:57 Yes.
01:00:58 Very, very warm?
01:01:11 There's no way I'm doing that.
01:01:17 - We should go.
01:01:20 Um... where?
01:01:23 Well, uh...
01:01:26 Oh. Okay.
01:01:28 We have reservations.
01:01:29 Yeah.
01:01:37 Tom.
01:01:38 Judy.
01:01:40 Hi.
01:01:42 Kevin.
01:01:43 V.
01:01:44 You know this woman, son?
01:01:46 Not as well as we know
01:01:48 each other, Mr. Smith.
01:01:52 You... know her, Father?
01:01:55 Uh, no- no, no, no, no.
01:01:57 No, you must be confusing me
01:02:01 No, I may have the name wrong,
01:02:04 My name is V, like the letter.
01:02:05 Your husband and I did business
01:02:07 together once.
01:02:09 Oh, yes, yes... of course.
01:02:12 Yes, I'm sorry,
01:02:14 Uh, V is a, um...
01:02:17 She, she taught me how to dance.
01:02:19 Dance? You teach dance
01:02:22 Isn't that wonderful?
01:02:23 We should all go out dancing
01:02:26 Oh, yes, let's do it soon.
01:02:28 Maybe V could teach us
01:02:30 Uh, she can't.
01:02:31 Um... she's retired.
01:02:33 Listen,
01:02:34 it was really nice to see you,
01:02:36 but we've really got
01:02:38 Good to see you.
01:02:39 Okay, bye-bye.
01:02:41 Huh. It's a small...
01:02:45 V.
01:02:47 V.
01:02:54 Stop it.
01:02:57 You said you fixed it.
01:02:58 What's wrong with you?
01:03:00 I thought things were different,
01:03:03 - What happened?
01:03:04 I don't understand.
01:03:05 I know-
01:03:07 Well, let me take you.
01:03:09 Do you even know where I live?
01:03:11 No, I don't; I have no idea.
01:03:13 Do you want to see where I live?
01:03:15 - Yeah.
01:03:25 Why are we climbing this tree?
01:03:35 What, may I ask,
01:03:37 living in my son's tree house?
01:03:39 T ake off your pants;
01:03:42 Why do I have
01:03:43 Because in my experience,
01:03:45 men are better listeners
01:03:47 and I have something personal
01:03:49 and I don't want you
01:03:51 Okay.
01:03:53 Fine.
01:03:54 I'm taking off my pants.
01:03:56 This better be good.
01:03:58 Nobody's ever treated me
01:04:01 How am I treating you?
01:04:02 Like a person.
01:04:03 How does everybody else
01:04:05 Like a hooker.
01:04:08 W- W-W-Why would they do that?
01:04:10 Because I am a hooker.
01:04:16 W- What do you mean by that,
01:04:19 Frank told me he told you.
01:04:21 What?
01:04:22 I'm a prostitute.
01:04:24 Men pay me
01:04:26 Well, then, what, may I ask,
01:04:28 teaching math
01:04:30 I don't teach math.
01:04:31 No, no, Frank told me
01:04:34 Well, he told me
01:04:36 and that you didn't care.
01:04:37 My son bought me a hooker?
01:04:39 Give me back my pants.
01:04:40 No, he didn't buy me for you!
01:04:43 Oh, what a relief.
01:04:44 He just wants me to marry you.
01:04:46 You said I looked
01:04:47 Who told you that?
01:04:50 Frank. He probably lied
01:04:52 No, he didn't. I...
01:04:56 I did say that.
01:04:59 You know,
01:05:00 I thought
01:05:02 I am understanding.
01:05:03 Boy, am I understanding.
01:05:04 That would explain why
01:05:06 I looked at you that way
01:05:08 because you looked at me
01:05:10 What way?!
01:05:11 Like I was somebody.
01:05:13 Well, you are somebody.
01:05:14 We're both somebodies.
01:05:15 Let me out of here.
01:05:16 How do you open this thing?
01:05:18 I'm an adult somebody teacher,
01:05:20 and you're
01:05:22 that I'm supposed to marry.
01:05:28 You should've told me.
01:05:29 I tried to.
01:05:30 You should've tried harder.
01:05:31 Look, Dad, you always say
01:05:32 it's not what you do,
01:05:34 But there's
01:05:36 between being a math tutor...
01:05:37 There was no "but. "
01:05:38 I know you're trying
01:05:40 Ah, Dad, she's the right woman.
01:05:41 Well, what's so right about her?
01:05:48 I took a test in this magazine.
01:05:49 "Are you Your Mate's
01:05:51 She scores a 98
01:05:53 out of a possible 100,
01:05:54 because she's a total stranger,
01:05:56 and the other 'cause
01:05:58 is based on a lie.
01:05:59 What, you only lose one point
01:06:01 It says it's not very important.
01:06:03 What could possibly be
01:06:05 She's a grown-up, she has a job,
01:06:06 she's independent,
01:06:08 she's funny, she
01:06:11 I talked to her about that-
01:06:12 she watches cartoons,
01:06:15 and she fits into Mom's clothes.
01:06:16 I knew that dress
01:06:20 And she likes you, Dad-
01:06:23 Where did you learn
01:06:25 From you.
01:06:53 So...
01:06:58 what does the magazine say?
01:06:59 I mean, what am I supposed
01:07:01 Call her.
01:07:03 On what?
01:07:14 V?
01:07:18 V?
01:07:22 She's not picking up.
01:07:25 V?!
01:07:30 Oh!
01:07:31 Geez!
01:07:42 V, don't go.
01:07:45 I thought that you were
01:07:47 but you're not-
01:07:58 Wait a minute.
01:07:59 I want to talk to you.
01:08:00 Stay away from me.
01:08:01 I'm the one who should be angry.
01:08:02 I'm the one who was deceived.
01:08:03 I am not angry.
01:08:04 I just want to get
01:08:06 I don't like the suburbs.
01:08:08 Car doesn't work.
01:08:10 Keep it.
01:08:11 It isn't mine anyway.
01:09:02 Diaphragm.
01:09:08 It's a locket.
01:09:11 Somebody's empty locket.
01:09:14 That's kind of sad.
01:09:18 It's my locket.
01:09:20 I gave it to him.
01:09:22 He said he would keep it
01:09:33 It's a picture of his mom.
01:09:41 I didn't even know he had this.
01:09:46 She didn't look at all
01:09:50 Neither do I, for that matter.
01:09:53 You do to me.
01:10:06 I don't want to have sex
01:10:11 I don't want to have sex
01:10:17 I never really thought that she
01:10:21 It was just the quality
01:10:27 And then it became a game
01:10:30 who did and didn't have that...
01:10:33 It was so hard for me
01:10:39 It was the only way I could let
01:10:45 T ell me how you met.
01:10:47 We knew each other
01:10:50 actually,
01:10:52 I remember the first time
01:10:57 Yeah?
01:11:01 She was leaning
01:11:03 talking on the telephone.
01:11:08 We were at a dance.
01:11:10 A dance?
01:11:13 I never went to a dance.
01:11:16 Why not?
01:11:19 'Cause I left home
01:11:23 I missed my whole life.
01:11:40 If I'm the first, you know,
01:11:45 You trying to be funny?
01:11:48 I'm not talking about sex.
01:11:51 What are you talking about?
01:11:55 I want to make love with you.
01:12:27 Eve, Eve...
01:12:30 Eve's my middle name.
01:12:32 And, I...
01:12:34 I changed it because it
01:12:39 so I took off the Es.
01:12:46 This hurts.
01:13:30 Ow! Ooch! Damn it!
01:13:45 Yes, hello.
01:13:47 Did you have somebody
01:13:52 I have someone in mind.
01:13:53 Her name is V.
01:13:54 V?
01:13:56 We don't know where she-she is.
01:13:59 That's bullshit!
01:14:01 That's bullshit.
01:14:03 Oh, I saw her tonight,
01:14:05 You saw her in Middleton?
01:14:06 Middleton?
01:14:08 What address?
01:14:11 He-he hung up.
01:14:14 Of course.
01:14:15 He hung up.
01:14:16 Well, she shouldn't be
01:14:48 Good morning, Frank.
01:14:51 Did I miss something?
01:14:52 You sure did.
01:14:53 V and I have been
01:14:55 collecting samples since dawn.
01:14:56 Excuse me,
01:14:58 out of the garbage.
01:15:10 You looking for this?
01:15:16 I'm sorry I lied.
01:15:18 But you said the truth
01:15:21 Yeah.
01:15:23 Are you staying?
01:15:25 For a while.
01:15:27 As my mom?
01:15:29 No, not as your mom.
01:15:31 Well, then, as what?
01:15:33 Um... as a friend of the family.
01:15:38 That'll do.
01:15:40 Good. Come on.
01:15:42 There's just one more thing.
01:15:52 Okay, now, I want you
01:15:55 and listen to the music, okay?
01:16:01 See?
01:16:02 Now, you try.
01:16:04 Move your feet.
01:16:07 I said move your feet, Frank.
01:16:09 I am moving my feet.
01:16:12 Okay.
01:16:13 New deal.
01:16:16 Um...
01:16:17 Don't move your feet, okay?
01:16:20 Just sort of sway your hips
01:16:23 I don't want to move my hips-
01:16:25 that's how it all starts.
01:16:26 What?
01:16:27 Sex.
01:16:28 I've decided
01:16:30 Well, what can you do
01:16:32 I mean, something
01:16:34 touch somebody else
01:16:39 I- I can thumb wrestle.
01:16:41 Okay.
01:16:42 All right, that's a start.
01:16:44 Better watch out-
01:16:46 One, two, three, four.
01:16:49 Now we start the thumb war.
01:17:00 Got you.
01:17:01 - No, you didn't.
01:17:09 Come on.
01:17:11 Yeah!
01:17:15 Frank?
01:17:17 Whoa...!
01:17:18 Frank.
01:17:19 Yeah?
01:17:20 You're dancing.
01:17:21 You're dancing, dude.
01:17:29 Good morning.
01:17:30 Good morning.
01:17:31 Nice day, isn't it?
01:17:42 Sour cream and onion.
01:17:44 Popsicles?
01:17:46 Sure.
01:17:47 Pretzels?
01:17:49 Yeah.
01:17:50 Oh, Fluff.
01:17:54 Hi. How are you?
01:17:56 Great.
01:18:16 Excuse me, ma'am.
01:18:17 Have you seen this woman?
01:18:19 It's important.
01:18:22 Well, take your time.
01:18:25 No...
01:18:26 I can't say as I have.
01:18:28 Sorry.
01:18:37 I beg your pardon...
01:18:39 Mom? Can I have
01:18:43 My mom- she's the greatest.
01:19:02 Where are we going so fast?
01:19:03 You're going home.
01:19:04 I'm taking the fastest
01:19:06 But he didn't even
01:19:08 For all he knows,
01:19:10 He doesn't know my dad
01:19:12 I'm not staying, Frank.
01:19:20 So, this is what it's like.
01:19:22 What do you mean?
01:19:24 T o have a mom.
01:19:35 You look cool, Frank.
01:19:37 You look very, very cool.
01:19:41 And tonight,
01:19:44 you look very cool, too.
01:19:47 V, don't go.
01:21:44 It's going to be fun.
01:21:50 Oh, shit!
01:21:52 Frank! V!
01:21:54 Frank! V!
01:21:57 I found out what's wrong
01:22:00 Frank!
01:22:01 Frank? V?
01:22:05 Frank?
01:22:06 Where is everybody?
01:24:00 What happened to you?
01:24:02 I stopped washing...
01:24:08 You smell.
01:24:09 I will no longer be
01:24:12 You don't look so good yourself.
01:24:14 What's up?
01:24:15 Lots of things.
01:24:17 I mean, Stacy loves Brad,
01:24:19 which makes me feel
01:24:22 Mm.
01:24:23 It'd be different
01:24:25 Really?
01:24:29 Think so, huh?
01:24:30 And what would you do
01:24:33 I'd ask her to dance.
01:24:35 Prove it.
01:24:55 Frank.
01:24:58 Couldn't leave
01:25:00 Would you like to dance?
01:25:02 I thought you didn't know how.
01:25:04 I don't.
01:25:05 Well, what do you do at a dance
01:25:09 I thumb wrestle.
01:25:18 - Look, sweetie.
01:25:19 It's your dance instructor.
01:25:21 Oh...
01:25:31 Oh, yes!
01:25:51 She's very good, isn't she?
01:25:53 Hmm? Yes. Yes.
01:25:56 Oh, yes.
01:26:06 He can dance.
01:26:08 He can dance really well.
01:26:15 She's a math tutor.
01:26:16 Can she solve
01:26:18 What are the odds of finding
01:26:20 and those skills?
01:26:58 Here comes my Jacket.
01:27:00 I think he likes you.
01:27:02 Think he does?
01:27:03 - Hi.
01:27:07 Would you like this?
01:27:19 Would you like to dance?
01:27:34 Did I miss something?
01:27:52 Mine.
01:28:00 Wait right here.
01:28:02 - Wait, wait, Robert.
01:28:04 What are you, what are you
01:28:07 I'm going to the sock hop...
01:28:11 I have something important
01:28:15 You don't want me to leave?
01:28:19 Right, I don't want you
01:28:22 there's something else, too.
01:28:27 You've got a lot of nerve
01:28:28 bringing a slut like this
01:28:41 You turned my son into a pig.
01:28:45 Yeah, but he's a...
01:28:46 ...happy
01:28:47 ...pig.
01:28:48 There are children here.
01:28:50 There are children here!
01:28:53 Fight, fight, fight...
01:28:59 I'm happy to see you, V.
01:29:02 Yeah. It's a real gun.
01:29:04 Hey! Hey-hey-hey.
01:29:05 Whoa! Whoa-whoa,
01:29:07 I'd ask you to dance, but...
01:29:08 seems you got the last geezer
01:29:20 You thought you could take
01:29:22 Well, my little bluebird,
01:29:24 You know I wouldn't steal
01:29:26 Oh?
01:29:32 Waltzer...
01:29:33 You think I'm stupid,
01:29:35 - No.
01:29:36 Cash steals from me.
01:29:37 He hides $250,000
01:29:40 I hated Cash.
01:29:41 You stole his car,
01:29:42 that's paying
01:29:44 - in the suburbs.
01:29:45 I wouldn't do
01:29:46 Oh, yeah?
01:29:47 - Give me your best shot.
01:29:48 - Give me your best shot.
01:29:55 Now, here's the best part.
01:29:57 Are you listening?
01:30:00 One: I kill Cash,
01:30:02 I get my money back.
01:30:03 All right?
01:30:04 I love happy endings.
01:30:06 Wait a minute-
01:30:07 "Wait a minute-
01:30:10 It's still there.
01:30:20 Come on, come on!
01:30:22 What? What?
01:30:23 Hey, Mister,
01:30:24 Fire?
01:30:25 I don't like fire!
01:30:27 Come on, this way,
01:30:30 Thanks, Sonny Jim.
01:30:31 Oh, my God-
01:30:34 Yes!
01:30:35 I don't like closets!
01:30:37 It's dark in here!
01:30:45 Come on!
01:30:46 Come on!
01:30:53 - There it is- let's go!
01:30:57 Little bastards.
01:31:00 Who's driving?
01:31:03 Frank! Frank, you let me drive.
01:31:06 Let's go!
01:31:09 Yes!
01:31:11 There's no bloody fire!
01:31:12 Get out the bloody way!
01:31:14 There's no fire...
01:31:21 Get out... come on,
01:31:23 Get out of the way!
01:31:28 What the bloody hell
01:31:31 Well... some very small
01:31:35 but I broke a nail, which is...
01:31:37 Broke a nail?
01:31:38 I'll break your bloody neck.
01:31:39 - Get in there.
01:31:41 You're not even worth
01:31:42 Oh, yes, I am.
01:31:44 Oh, no, you're not!
01:31:45 Oh, yes, I am.
01:31:49 You're not.
01:31:50 Am, too!
01:31:51 Not!
01:31:52 Am, too!
01:31:53 Shut up! You're not!
01:31:58 Slow down!
01:31:59 I can't reach
01:32:00 and steer at the same time!
01:32:02 I've got some major
01:32:03 going here!
01:32:04 All right, you steer,
01:32:06 Good idea!
01:32:07 No, bad idea.
01:32:09 You can't drive from
01:32:11 Look out, look out!
01:32:17 Oh, oh...
01:32:18 This is the sidewalk!
01:32:20 Sidewalk?
01:32:23 Oh, people!
01:32:30 Oh, my God.
01:32:32 That was part of the car!
01:32:33 Brake! Brake!
01:32:34 Gas!
01:32:37 Brake.
01:32:38 Gas! Gas- he's coming!
01:32:42 Oh, my God! Jesus!
01:32:46 Here comes the pimp-mobile.
01:32:47 Brake!
01:32:48 Gas, gas!
01:33:02 All right!
01:33:11 Wait, left!
01:33:12 Um, um, um, um...
01:33:14 - Right!
01:33:18 Left!
01:33:21 You know that thing on the car-
01:33:24 Do we need it?
01:33:28 Let me drive!
01:33:31 You broke the car!
01:33:32 Go right!
01:33:35 You lost the steering wheel?
01:33:38 Who's smoking?
01:33:39 It's the car!
01:33:47 That mad, frigging tart!
01:33:51 Sounds like a train.
01:33:53 I think it is a train.
01:33:55 Well, what's it doing?
01:33:58 Oh, nothing.
01:33:59 Oh, my God!
01:34:02 Brake! We'll never make it!
01:34:03 No, go, go!
01:34:06 We'll make it! Faster!
01:34:07 Brake!
01:34:08 Make up your minds!
01:34:12 All right, all right!
01:34:15 Brake!
01:34:16 Gas!
01:34:19 Oh, my God!
01:34:30 What happened?
01:34:31 Fire!
01:34:32 She's going to blow!
01:34:34 It's a fire. Get out!
01:34:35 Get out!
01:34:39 Ow, you big jerk!
01:34:40 You could have killed me.
01:34:43 Jesus...
01:34:45 She's going to blow!
01:34:49 Get away!
01:34:50 Come on, get out, Frank.
01:34:51 Pull, pull!
01:34:54 Get him out of here!
01:34:55 Get him out!
01:35:16 They're children, you big dope!
01:35:31 Oh, God- they blew up
01:35:34 my bloody money!
01:35:38 When I find her
01:35:40 I'm going to rip her face off
01:35:43 Get in the car!
01:35:44 Shut up.
01:35:45 Just get in there!
01:35:48 Oh, she's gone,
01:35:51 Oh, shut up.
01:36:07 Frank!
01:36:09 Dad, Dad!
01:36:10 Oh!
01:36:16 You okay?
01:36:17 Yeah.
01:36:18 We blew up the car.
01:36:22 You boys all right?
01:36:24 - Yeah.
01:36:26 Was V with you?
01:36:28 Well, yeah, she was with us.
01:36:30 Did she get out?
01:36:31 Well, yeah, she got out,
01:36:32 I don't know what happened.
01:36:33 Well, where is she?
01:36:35 Where is she?
01:36:36 Dad!
01:36:37 Dad, she's gone.
01:36:46 She's gone, Dad.
01:37:26 This way.
01:37:28 Thank you.
01:37:39 I want out.
01:37:52 You'd be taking money
01:37:55 Waltzer's taken out a lot more
01:37:59 I'm saving you a fortune, Jerry.
01:38:02 I mean, let me go, please.
01:38:10 Good-bye, my child.
01:38:12 Thank you.
01:38:17 What about Waltzer?
01:38:20 After today,
01:40:17 Oh, my God!
01:40:21 Oh, my God!
01:40:51 Nice chains, Mr. Wheeler.
01:40:52 My dad's in therapy,
01:40:54 Thanks.
01:40:55 Dad, please, you lost.
01:40:57 You chained yourself
01:40:59 and the local paper
01:41:01 Tom, you unchain yourself,
01:41:04 Please, Dad.
01:41:05 We have to cut you free,
01:41:08 Dad!
01:41:09 When this place goes,
01:41:14 a part of all of us.
01:41:18 I'll go to jail.
01:41:25 Okay, we're ready to go.
01:41:27 Tom, you're under arrest.
01:41:30 Dad!
01:41:31 You have the right
01:41:32 Anything you say can and
01:41:34 in a court of law.
01:41:38 If you so desire and
01:41:40 an attorney will be
01:41:42 without charge
01:41:44 Do you understand
01:41:45 Forget it, Charlie.
01:41:46 He's got the right to do
01:41:47 any damn thing he pleases.
01:41:50 What's going on here?
01:41:57 What is that?
01:41:58 A deed.
01:42:00 It's a deed to the wetlands
01:42:05 What...
01:42:07 Somebody bought the T onapaya
01:42:11 Who did this?
01:42:13 She did it.
01:42:18 V!
01:42:19 Oh, V!
01:42:24 Tom, I'm happy for you.
01:42:26 All right, boys,
01:42:28 You go home, Tiny.
01:42:34 Does this mean you're staying?
01:42:39 Come on,
01:42:43 Oh, wow.
01:42:44 This is so cool.
01:42:47 Well, you guys take care
01:42:51 Yeah, yeah.
01:42:52 Yeah, yeah.
01:43:00 It was your money, you know.
01:43:02 You should've
01:43:04 I did. I bought a few things.
01:43:07 This was for you and me.
01:43:09 Glossy ibis has to have a home.
01:43:12 Thanks.
01:43:16 T ell me I'm worth waiting for.
01:43:19 You're worth much more
01:43:41 Well, where are you going?
01:43:43 How will we find you?
01:43:44 You know that ice cream parlor?
01:43:48 Yeah.
01:43:49 You know, the one where
01:43:51 Yeah.
01:43:53 I bought it.
01:43:57 You're staying here?
01:43:59 Uh-huh.
01:44:00 Here?
01:44:01 You know what?
01:44:04 There is a place you can touch
01:44:08 Where?
01:44:11 Her heart.
01:44:23 See you.
01:44:36 I have a hair.
01:44:41 I have a hair!