Milk Money
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You ever fart and sneeze |
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You ever barf up something |
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I got sick one time |
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I mean, I know I chewed it. |
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I got a better one. |
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Once, I barfed so hard |
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that I pulled a string bean |
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That was gross. |
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Oh, that's so slimy. |
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Ew. |
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You know when you just |
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and you're just waiting |
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Aw, man you could hawk one |
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No, no, no... it's better |
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No, no, it's better to suck. |
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Now, those are not |
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My cousin hawked a loogie |
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from the top of the |
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Hit a lady in the head. |
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He's in prison now. |
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In prison for snot. |
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Boom, boom. |
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Okay, you guys, come on. |
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We place here |
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the sacred shoe box. |
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Okay, in the sacred shoe box, |
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the things we do not understand, |
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to be opened again when all |
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have been revealed to us. |
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Who's first? Kevin. |
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I found it in my mom's secret |
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I know what this is. |
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It goes in the bottom of |
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No, it doesn't. |
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It prevents the passage |
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in girls. |
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How do you know that? |
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I saw it on Nightline. |
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I'm telling you, Frank, |
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it goes in the bottom |
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I think it's |
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She'll never miss it. |
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Wait, don't drink out of it |
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Yeah. |
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Brad. |
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I found it in my sister's room. |
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I believe it's |
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A picture of my dead mother. |
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How come you're |
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Because I don't know why |
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hidden in the attic, and tells |
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Who's Grace Kelley? |
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Oh, she was a very famous clown. |
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She was a princess. |
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And, also... |
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I don't know what |
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We could tell you. |
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You can't tell somebody |
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Have you ever noticed |
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My mom farts. |
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Looks like a boob. |
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Yeah. |
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My boob's bigger than yours. |
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Let's see if you can |
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You've got, like, |
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Why don't girls spit? |
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They're hiding |
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The rules have changed. |
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Gotcha. |
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It's a battle of the sexes... |
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and believe me, |
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Shit! |
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I can't dance. |
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You see this, Frank? |
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This little seedling |
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represents an entire species |
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If it lives, |
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Mortlake turtle can return |
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and birds like the glossy ibis |
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won't lose another |
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Dad, if you don't get dressed, |
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Dad, if you don't get dressed, |
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Hey, hey, look at this. |
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You won a prize. |
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Yeah. |
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What is that? |
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Homework. |
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They're assigning Cosmopolitan |
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No, they assigned this, |
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but I'm getting nowhere with it. |
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You can't relate that |
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Like how? |
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Like, was Mom a virgin |
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What are you studying, religion? |
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Sex. |
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Are you going to tell me |
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No. |
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Boy, that's good coffee. |
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Instant. |
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Now, how 'bout |
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Do you have to have sex |
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This can't be instant. |
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We ran out of beans. |
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And if you kiss a girl, |
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what base is that, |
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and where's the birth canal? |
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I have a chart. |
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You never have to have sex |
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kissing a girl's first base, |
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and you shouldn't have sex |
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unless you're in love |
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Why not? |
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I don't remember- |
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with not wanting to have babies |
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It says in this magazine |
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that there's a spot on |
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to drive her completely insane. |
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I don't think |
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And in my experience, |
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Dad. |
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What? |
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When I grow up, do I have |
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You saw your sister |
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Sort of. |
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I was hiding |
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Hey, Stacey. |
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Hi, Brad. |
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I saw you in |
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You were buying Juicy Fruit gum. |
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Are you going to |
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It's a '50s sock hop, |
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I'm thinking of going |
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Can I wear |
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Oh, come on, |
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I want to take you |
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No way! |
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You are so bad. |
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What'd you say to her? |
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I told her what I wanted. |
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I don't think |
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She's a girl, Frank. |
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All girls are |
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She didn't used to be a girl. |
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Hey, guys. |
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What are we looking at? |
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What's that? |
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I think it's an elbow. |
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What's it doing |
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Doesn't look like anything |
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I ever want to do, |
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Will you stop cleaning? |
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My dad demands complete |
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I know a place where the girls |
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where guys can see naked girls |
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for anyone with guts |
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I don't believe |
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Where is this? |
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The city. |
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We're not allowed |
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In the city |
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Everything is possible, |
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and everything is available |
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Lucky for us, |
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What are our needs? |
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T o see a woman naked. |
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Let me see the money. |
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Come on, let me see the money. |
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The money. |
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Let me see the money. |
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The money. |
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Keep it moving. |
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Come on, come on, |
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All right, come on. |
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Keep it running smoothly. |
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Looks beautiful on you. |
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Give me the money. |
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That sure is a lot |
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Kevin, some things |
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are more important |
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Well, what do you need |
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Oh, we're going |
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...thetic leg. |
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For his dog. |
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His dog lost his leg. |
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So, what'd you tell your dad? |
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I said I was eating |
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I said I was eating |
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I said I was eating |
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Whoo, yeah! |
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You think the city's big. |
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It's huge! |
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And lots of naked ladies. |
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If I had my own naked lady, |
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If you had your own naked lady, |
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So, hold on- |
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We got everything! |
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Whoo! |
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Whoa... |
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Whoa... |
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Oh, no. |
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I want to go back. |
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Hey, the footpath's for virgins. |
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We are virgins! |
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Hey, not for long. |
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If you guys get killed, |
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Beautiful. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Do you believe this? |
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This woman |
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gave birth to her own head, |
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and it sang to her. |
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- Wow. |
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Hey, Cash, where you going? |
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You don't ask me that. |
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Never ask me that! |
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Okay, I'm sorry. |
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Guys, come here. |
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Whoa! |
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This is going to be |
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How do we tell a prostitute |
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Yeah, how do we know |
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or a lawyer, or a math teacher |
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We just got |
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Frank, I think |
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Excuse me, miss, |
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Uh, ma'am? |
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Get out of my way. |
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Excuse me. |
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Yes? |
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Are you a prostitute? |
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What? |
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Will you take your clothes off |
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Thanks, Kevin. |
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What? What'd I do? |
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- You all right? |
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Psst, psst, psst. Guys... |
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You guys need some help? |
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Are you talking to us? |
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Yeah. |
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We want to see a naked lady. |
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Ooh, how much money you got? |
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$103.62. |
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Really? |
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That'll do it. |
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Right through here. |
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Where? |
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There are naked women in here? |
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Guys, you got to trust me. |
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Why should we trust you? |
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Because I got a gun. |
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Okay, open up, big boy. |
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Mmm. |
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Mmm. |
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Okay, backpacks. |
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Come on, do it. |
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I'm full, I'm full. |
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He's got a gun. |
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Get down, get down. |
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Stay down. |
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Stay. |
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Stay. |
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You okay? |
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Yeah. |
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Get us out of here! |
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Hey! Hey, wait a minute! |
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Wait a minute! |
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I want my money! |
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Oh, goddamn it! |
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You all right? |
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Yeah. |
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How am I going to get home? |
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I'm going to get in such trouble |
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Us, too. |
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Shit. |
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Well, I'm out of here. |
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You better go. |
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Do you need any help, ma'am? |
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Ma'am? |
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No, thanks. |
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You sure you don't need |
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I need 100 bucks, |
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You got that? |
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Yes, I do. |
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You can have it. |
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What are you doing |
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We wanted to see |
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Oh, God. |
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You know what? |
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Why don't you take |
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before you get hurt, okay? |
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I- I wish I could, but... |
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it means a lot to my friends, |
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How much looking? |
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As much as money can buy. |
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Okay. |
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Thank you. |
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Mm-hmm. |
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Okay, pull your shirts up |
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You first. |
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Show me yours, |
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Our what? |
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Armpits, come on. |
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Come on. |
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Okay, you're not hairy enough |
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We're not hairy at all. |
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So, what's your name, lady? |
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V. |
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Like the letter? |
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What's it stand for? |
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What's your name? |
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Kevin. |
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I'm Frank. |
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Brad. |
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- Hey. |
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Oh, God. |
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Come on, come in. |
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Excuse me. |
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What do we do now? |
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Just ask her to... |
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You kids see a lot of hookers? |
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No, this is our first one. |
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Why do you have |
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a picture of Grace Kelley? |
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'Cause I'd like to be like her: |
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Marry a prince |
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When you take your clothes off |
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Depends on the room. |
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I have this dream |
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and I have to get home |
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I have that dream, too. |
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Last time I had that dream, |
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there was an alligator |
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You ever get that one? |
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Nope. |
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Do you ever watch cartoons? |
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Yes. |
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Are you married? |
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Boy, you ask a lot of questions. |
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The meter's ticking. |
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She's on the bed. |
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Now, how do you |
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standing up or on the bed? |
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I'll stand. |
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I meant me, not you. |
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- On the bed. |
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On the bed. |
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Bed. |
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Okay. Come here. |
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Do you want the lights |
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Is she naked yet? |
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Don't start until I can see. |
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You turned off the lights. |
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All set? |
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What's the matter? |
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- I can't do it. |
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Doesn't a gentleman bring enough |
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This is the greatest moment |
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Okay, that's it. Time's up. |
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Any questions? |
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After sex, you smoke. |
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It's a rule. |
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Anybody have any matches? |
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- No. |
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I feel it now. We're different. |
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How? |
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We're men. |
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Yeah. |
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Oh, boy. |
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Waltzer, Waltzer, look, |
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Your cut's waiting for you, |
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Relax. Relax. |
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Look, I tell you what... |
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- Ow! |
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Look, if you don't get all |
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feel free to kill me. |
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What do I look like, huh? |
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A Laundromat? |
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A slot machine? |
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'Cause I am not a slot machine. |
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You are a slot machine. |
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Step right up here, folks, |
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Sorry. |
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Oh, what, |
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No. |
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No, and you want to know why? |
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'Cause you don't got |
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Yes, I do. |
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I'm a person, |
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Oh, ho, you're a person now. |
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Hey, she's not a person, |
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Yeah, she sort of is. |
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Nobody's talking to you. |
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You know what |
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If you were a person, |
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you could do |
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Ow. |
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and you can't, |
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'cause you do whatever |
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isn't that right, Betty? |
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Y eah. |
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I, on the other hand, |
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I do what I want. |
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I don't have to answer |
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Everybody answers to somebody. |
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You answer to Waltzer, |
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Waltzer answers |
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Oh, oh, you think so, huh? |
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Yeah. |
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Waltzer steals from Jerry, |
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They think that this |
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but they're wrong. |
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This all belongs to me. |
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I'm the man. |
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Yeah... you're the man, Cash. |
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Yeah, that's right. |
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Yeah, and the man's got |
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Don't neither of yous two move |
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I am a person. |
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Yeah. |
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T ell the asshole |
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Hey, you can't do that, V. |
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Oh, yes, I can. |
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Didn't your mothers tell you |
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Bye. Thanks. |
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Thank you. |
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See you guys. |
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This is where you live? |
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Yep. The yellow house |
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Do you like it? |
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Yeah, it's okay. |
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It was nice meeting you. |
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Likewise. |
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You're a very well-behaved |
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Thanks. |
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All right. |
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Veronica. |
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Virginia? |
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West Virginia? |
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Good-bye. |
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I never really looked, |
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I didn't see anything. |
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That was funny. |
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Dad! |
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Hey! |
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Looks like TV. |
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Can I use your phone? |
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The phone's over here. |
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Where are your parents? |
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I only have one. |
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A father. |
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He's in the T onapiya |
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What's that? |
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Well, this was all once |
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He's trying to save |
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but he won't. |
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Why? |
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No money. |
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He teaches science by day, |
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tries to save the wetlands |
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I admire him, |
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You pity him? |
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Well, yeah, |
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That's him. |
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Wait a minute... |
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maybe he shouldn't find me here, |
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Why not? |
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Hey, Dad. |
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Hey, Frank. |
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Dad, look. |
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Over there. |
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It's a girl. |
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I know. |
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What do you say? |
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Thank you? |
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T o her, to her. |
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Dad, this is V. |
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V, this is Dad. |
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Hello. |
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Hello... Dad. |
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What's she doing here? |
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Her car broke down. |
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Yeah, but who is she? |
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She's, uh... |
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she's Brad's new math tutor. |
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She gave me a ride home |
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and then her car |
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You know what it is? |
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Well, it's not the starter. |
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Tom. |
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Larry. |
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Wow. |
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So, Frank was telling me |
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Really? |
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Yeah. Do you enjoy it? |
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Enjoy it? |
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Sometimes. |
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Yeah, you get to move around, |
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change of scenery, |
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Well... |
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I never thought of it |
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You seem like |
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Oh. |
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Outgoing. Not like me. |
00:30:09 |
No? |
00:30:12 |
Thanks. |
00:30:14 |
I bet you're really good at it. |
00:30:18 |
Well, there's only one way |
00:30:20 |
Boy, am I glad |
00:30:23 |
because it's the one subject |
00:30:29 |
You think you could fit him in? |
00:30:31 |
"Him?" |
00:30:32 |
Frank. |
00:30:34 |
Frank? Are you kidding? |
00:30:37 |
At his age? |
00:30:38 |
Well, I'm afraid |
00:30:40 |
if he doesn't learn it now, |
00:30:41 |
he's never going to. |
00:30:42 |
You know, I would |
00:30:44 |
but I'm way out of practice. |
00:30:45 |
Ah! |
00:30:46 |
Oh. Um... |
00:30:49 |
You know, you should |
00:30:51 |
Well, that's easy |
00:30:53 |
You're a professional. |
00:30:55 |
But for us laymen, |
00:30:56 |
if you don't use it, |
00:30:59 |
Well, how long has it been, |
00:31:01 |
you know, since you... used it? |
00:31:04 |
Oh... I use it a little bit |
00:31:08 |
the bank, |
00:31:09 |
but it, you know... |
00:31:10 |
It's probably been |
00:31:13 |
since I was any good at it, |
00:31:16 |
It doesn't come up that often. |
00:31:22 |
Maybe it's the neighborhood. |
00:31:25 |
Tom. |
00:31:26 |
- Larry. |
00:31:29 |
Well, it's not the battery. |
00:31:35 |
In the morning, I'll check |
00:31:37 |
the alternator, the pump. |
00:31:39 |
You know, it could be |
00:31:40 |
your plugs are worn down. |
00:31:42 |
I'll replace them for you |
00:31:45 |
In the meantime, uh... |
00:31:46 |
could I give you |
00:31:48 |
Um, no, I can walk. |
00:31:56 |
So, what do you think? |
00:32:00 |
Can you help him? |
00:32:02 |
I'd much rather |
00:32:05 |
Well, what could you do for me? |
00:32:07 |
Well, it seems |
00:32:10 |
just about everything. |
00:32:11 |
Well, I remember the basics... |
00:32:16 |
I'm not concerned about myself. |
00:32:17 |
It's Frank I'm worried about. |
00:32:19 |
You know, it's just not |
00:32:23 |
Poor man. |
00:33:11 |
Look at that woman. |
00:33:13 |
Oh, my God. |
00:33:14 |
Her top is so low. |
00:33:16 |
And her skirt is so high. |
00:33:20 |
That is bad. |
00:33:21 |
It is. |
00:33:29 |
Are you, uh... |
00:33:32 |
what I think you are? |
00:33:34 |
Well, I'm not |
00:33:36 |
Would you... like some company? |
00:33:38 |
Yes, I would. |
00:33:39 |
Hi. |
00:33:40 |
Hi, Andy. |
00:33:41 |
Hi, boss. |
00:33:43 |
Hi. |
00:33:44 |
Did you hear that? |
00:33:46 |
That was bad. |
00:33:47 |
That was very, very bad. |
00:33:51 |
Want a date? |
00:33:54 |
I don't think |
00:33:56 |
That's Reverend Whitehead. |
00:33:58 |
God doesn't let him do that. |
00:34:00 |
Got you an ice cream. |
00:34:02 |
Being on the job |
00:34:03 |
Thanks. |
00:34:04 |
What are you doing here? |
00:34:05 |
Looking for you. |
00:34:06 |
Where are you going |
00:34:08 |
In a hotel, if you'll get lost |
00:34:11 |
I- I don't think |
00:34:14 |
What are you, |
00:34:17 |
Sort of. |
00:34:18 |
I did have an idea |
00:34:22 |
Hi, Frank. |
00:34:24 |
She spoke to me. |
00:34:26 |
I speak to her, |
00:34:29 |
Hey, Frank, going to the dance? |
00:34:32 |
I- I can't dance. |
00:34:34 |
Me, neither. |
00:34:36 |
Aren't you going to introduce us |
00:34:44 |
I'm Frank's father's sister, |
00:34:46 |
and Frank and I are |
00:34:47 |
aren't we, Frank? |
00:34:50 |
We've got to be going now. |
00:34:52 |
See you later. |
00:34:56 |
Look at the way she walks. |
00:34:59 |
That is bad. |
00:35:00 |
That is very, very bad. |
00:35:16 |
Are you running away? |
00:35:17 |
No. What are you doing? |
00:35:19 |
I'm organizing the fund-raiser. |
00:35:22 |
Again? |
00:35:23 |
There's only two more weeks |
00:35:25 |
before they bulldoze |
00:35:28 |
Who will you invite? |
00:35:31 |
I don't know. |
00:35:35 |
Thanks, pal. |
00:35:38 |
Frank. |
00:35:40 |
You know G? |
00:35:42 |
G? |
00:35:43 |
The math tutor. |
00:35:45 |
Yeah. |
00:35:47 |
She's a Grace Kelly, isn't she? |
00:35:49 |
Yeah. |
00:36:24 |
Light, reading material... |
00:36:27 |
Hey. |
00:36:28 |
dinner with everything... |
00:36:32 |
Oh, great. Thanks. |
00:36:35 |
Pajamas. |
00:36:37 |
Okay. |
00:36:39 |
Turn around. |
00:36:40 |
Why? |
00:36:42 |
Because I'm going |
00:36:43 |
and you don't have |
00:36:44 |
This is sweet. |
00:36:47 |
It was my mom's. |
00:36:49 |
Isn't she going |
00:36:51 |
She died before I was born. |
00:36:52 |
I don't think that's possible. |
00:36:54 |
She died exactly when |
00:36:58 |
Oh, I'm sorry. |
00:37:00 |
You can |
00:37:07 |
What's this? |
00:37:08 |
Did some rich guy |
00:37:10 |
Is it worth a million bucks? |
00:37:12 |
No. |
00:37:14 |
Oh, did your mom give it to you, |
00:37:17 |
and that's all you have |
00:37:19 |
No. I stole it. |
00:37:22 |
Oh. |
00:37:24 |
T oo bad it's empty. |
00:37:26 |
T oo bad you don't have a guy |
00:37:30 |
A guy with a house, |
00:37:32 |
credit cards... |
00:37:34 |
and a son. |
00:37:35 |
Yeah, I know |
00:37:38 |
and it's not going to work. |
00:37:40 |
Well, what am I trying to do? |
00:37:42 |
You want me to go out |
00:37:44 |
No, I don't. |
00:37:45 |
That's good. |
00:37:46 |
I want you to marry my dad. |
00:37:50 |
Let me explain. |
00:37:52 |
I never mix business |
00:37:55 |
I'm not talking about pleasure. |
00:37:56 |
I'm talking |
00:37:59 |
But people like your dad |
00:38:03 |
Well... I told him what you did, |
00:38:07 |
I told the truth. |
00:38:08 |
Really? |
00:38:13 |
I don't know. |
00:38:14 |
I think the truth |
00:38:18 |
You know what |
00:38:20 |
Find your dad one of those |
00:38:22 |
Nice women don't understand him. |
00:38:24 |
I don't even understand him. |
00:38:26 |
He spends all of his time |
00:38:28 |
cataloging plants. |
00:38:32 |
Good night. Use the can |
00:38:35 |
Can? |
00:38:46 |
Looks like a boob. |
00:38:57 |
Hello, V? |
00:38:59 |
V. |
00:39:01 |
V, this is Frank. |
00:39:04 |
From the can. |
00:39:07 |
This is V. |
00:39:10 |
My dad thinks you look |
00:39:13 |
Good night. |
00:39:18 |
Good night, Frank. |
00:39:54 |
I'm telling you, she slept |
00:39:57 |
You're so full of shit. |
00:39:58 |
Oh, my God- a "C." |
00:40:00 |
My dad is going |
00:40:01 |
What's wrong with a "C"? |
00:40:03 |
Her car broke down |
00:40:04 |
She had to stay. |
00:40:06 |
She's there right now. |
00:40:07 |
She's going |
00:40:08 |
She's not there. |
00:40:09 |
I bet you a zillion |
00:40:11 |
that you are full of shit. |
00:40:12 |
You're on. |
00:40:13 |
Name your price. |
00:40:14 |
Your leather Jacket. |
00:40:18 |
Oh, thank God- a "D." |
00:40:21 |
- What? |
00:40:23 |
I'd rather bet |
00:40:24 |
Look, if she's not at my house |
00:40:28 |
I'll be your slave for life. |
00:40:30 |
These are |
00:40:32 |
You're toast. |
00:40:38 |
Oh, no. |
00:40:41 |
He got an "F". |
00:41:34 |
Your understanding of |
00:41:38 |
is simply not satisfactory. |
00:41:40 |
I'm giving you a second chance |
00:41:42 |
by assigning an |
00:41:45 |
Oral- as in from the mouth? |
00:41:49 |
That's exactly right. |
00:41:50 |
An oral presentation |
00:41:52 |
with footnotes and visual aids, |
00:41:58 |
What kind of visual aids? |
00:42:01 |
Well, Suzanne, |
00:42:02 |
trash day |
00:42:04 |
took on new meaning today |
00:42:07 |
made a grisly discovery. |
00:42:09 |
He found sitting innocently |
00:42:13 |
the dead body |
00:42:16 |
The body, |
00:42:18 |
showed signs of what police are |
00:42:22 |
Oh, my God. |
00:42:25 |
Oh, my God. |
00:42:27 |
...or release |
00:42:28 |
But speculation on the street |
00:42:33 |
to drug running |
00:42:35 |
Millionaire importer |
00:42:36 |
and reputed mob boss |
00:42:38 |
denied allegations that moneys |
00:42:39 |
from local prostitution |
00:42:41 |
were being funneled |
00:42:46 |
Hello. |
00:42:48 |
Betty, it's V. |
00:42:49 |
I'm just watching the news. |
00:42:50 |
What happened? |
00:42:51 |
Um... Cash stole from Waltzer, |
00:42:55 |
so Waltzer cut his heart out. |
00:43:00 |
Guess he wasn't a person |
00:43:02 |
V, Cash said that |
00:43:05 |
you took the money. |
00:43:08 |
That's not true. |
00:43:10 |
I, I believe you, but... |
00:43:13 |
you got to tell Waltzer |
00:43:22 |
Um... |
00:43:24 |
T ell me where you are, |
00:43:26 |
and I'll come to you. |
00:43:30 |
V? |
00:43:41 |
Got to... |
00:43:43 |
Oh, shit. |
00:43:54 |
Got to get out of here. Okay. |
00:44:02 |
Oh! |
00:44:30 |
Excuse me. |
00:44:32 |
Sorry, excuse me. |
00:44:33 |
Thank you. |
00:44:34 |
Who do I need to find? |
00:44:36 |
What am I doing? |
00:44:37 |
Uh, Dad. Dad. |
00:44:39 |
Find Dad. |
00:44:58 |
Um, excuse me. |
00:44:59 |
I'm looking |
00:45:00 |
for Frank's father. |
00:45:01 |
He's a teacher here. |
00:45:03 |
Oh, what's his goddamn name? |
00:45:05 |
His name is, um... |
00:45:06 |
Tom. |
00:45:08 |
Tom, that's his name. |
00:45:36 |
...the edges on the sedge. |
00:45:38 |
That's one of the ways |
00:45:40 |
sedges have edges. |
00:45:41 |
Now, if you look at |
00:45:43 |
closely under a microscope, |
00:45:46 |
thousands and thousands |
00:45:48 |
Thanks, Mr. Wheeler. |
00:45:49 |
You're welcome, Nate. |
00:45:50 |
- Mr. Wheeler. |
00:45:51 |
Is this toad flax? |
00:45:52 |
No, that's Impatiens capensis. |
00:45:54 |
That's also known |
00:45:55 |
You guys, |
00:45:57 |
Untouched, unspoiled, |
00:45:58 |
here in the middle |
00:46:01 |
you can find... |
00:46:06 |
Dad. |
00:46:07 |
Brian, don't be an idiot. |
00:46:09 |
Hey, Dad... whoa. |
00:46:13 |
I need to talk to you |
00:46:15 |
for a second. |
00:46:16 |
I didn't know |
00:46:18 |
he had a daughter. |
00:46:19 |
I need you to fix my car. |
00:46:21 |
I was planning on |
00:46:23 |
I can't wait that long. |
00:46:24 |
I mean, I need to leave town. |
00:46:26 |
I've got to get out |
00:46:27 |
T ell me about it, lady. |
00:46:29 |
We all want |
00:46:30 |
Are you late for an appointment |
00:46:37 |
Are you a religious fanatic |
00:46:40 |
No. Why? |
00:46:43 |
Oh... |
00:46:44 |
'cause you're just |
00:46:47 |
I've ever met. |
00:46:48 |
Thank you. |
00:46:54 |
Wow, look at this place. |
00:46:56 |
What is this? |
00:46:57 |
This is the... |
00:46:59 |
What's left of it. |
00:47:01 |
This is the place that |
00:47:04 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:47:05 |
It's so beautiful. |
00:47:07 |
You think so? |
00:47:09 |
Yeah. |
00:47:10 |
Why would anybody |
00:47:12 |
Well... |
00:47:14 |
Look... |
00:47:17 |
A glossy ibis. |
00:47:22 |
I watch a lot of |
00:47:31 |
You know, maybe I |
00:47:34 |
I mean, it's so safe here and |
00:47:40 |
Except you and me. |
00:47:44 |
Just you and me. |
00:47:48 |
And the 20 of us. |
00:47:52 |
I'll be home by 4:00. |
00:47:54 |
I could fix your car then. |
00:47:56 |
Okay. |
00:47:58 |
Can you manage on foot? |
00:47:59 |
Yeah, I have this, this, um... |
00:48:02 |
I have this old bike here. |
00:48:04 |
Hey, hey, that's my bike. |
00:48:08 |
Oh... |
00:48:12 |
Bye. |
00:48:19 |
It's her car. It's her car. |
00:48:25 |
What are you doing?! |
00:48:27 |
I'm taking a bath. |
00:48:30 |
Why? |
00:48:32 |
Well, because my boss |
00:48:34 |
and some very bad people |
00:48:36 |
so I'm staying for a while. |
00:48:38 |
I've seen The Brady Bunch, |
00:48:40 |
nothing bad ever happens |
00:48:43 |
I told you. |
00:48:45 |
You got to get rid of her, |
00:48:47 |
If my dad finds out, |
00:48:48 |
They don't even know |
00:48:49 |
You guys, relax. |
00:48:50 |
She's not going to tell. |
00:48:51 |
She's my friend. |
00:48:52 |
She's going to marry my dad. |
00:48:54 |
Marry her? Marry her? |
00:48:56 |
He can't marry her. |
00:48:57 |
No one can marry her, |
00:48:59 |
they tell everything. |
00:49:00 |
She'll tell, she'll tell. |
00:49:02 |
They all tell. |
00:49:03 |
Kevin, listen to me. |
00:49:04 |
If she tells, |
00:49:10 |
Fine. |
00:49:12 |
Brad. |
00:49:15 |
You're wearing my Jacket. |
00:49:19 |
I thought we bet |
00:49:26 |
We need to get |
00:49:29 |
Dad won't be home |
00:49:32 |
Look, here's the deal. |
00:49:33 |
You can stay in my tree fort |
00:49:35 |
and you can play in the house |
00:49:38 |
No smoking, |
00:49:39 |
no swearing, and no |
00:49:41 |
you're staying here. |
00:49:43 |
And don't take |
00:49:46 |
Anything else? |
00:49:51 |
Yeah, I need some help |
00:49:55 |
What's the subject? |
00:49:58 |
How long do you want me to wait? |
00:50:01 |
Until you're more mature, Frank. |
00:50:02 |
A sexual relationship |
00:50:05 |
is a very, very precious thing. |
00:50:07 |
I was talking about dinner. |
00:50:09 |
It's getting cold. |
00:50:10 |
Oh... I knew that. |
00:50:15 |
You ready? |
00:50:16 |
Yeah. |
00:50:17 |
Ready, set, go. |
00:50:48 |
Ah, beat you. |
00:50:55 |
Who was a faster eater, |
00:51:00 |
We never raced. |
00:51:03 |
What kind of microwave |
00:51:06 |
We cooked real food. |
00:51:08 |
You miss real food? |
00:51:10 |
How can I? |
00:51:30 |
All right, everybody, |
00:51:32 |
Okay, come on. |
00:51:34 |
Let's get started. Time. |
00:51:37 |
Sit down. |
00:51:46 |
Do you believe he comes |
00:51:50 |
Frank, are you ready |
00:51:55 |
No, not yet. |
00:51:59 |
Owen Meany Junior High. |
00:52:01 |
Just a moment. |
00:52:07 |
Miss Fetch, |
00:52:08 |
please report to the office. |
00:52:10 |
You have a phone call. |
00:52:12 |
All right. |
00:52:13 |
Frank, don't do anything |
00:52:15 |
Of course. |
00:52:26 |
Let's get started. |
00:52:28 |
On what? |
00:52:29 |
Started on what? |
00:52:55 |
Hello. |
00:53:01 |
Hello? Hello? |
00:53:05 |
The line is dead. |
00:53:07 |
This.. is a woman. |
00:53:12 |
These... are her breasts. |
00:53:15 |
They serve an important |
00:53:17 |
biological function |
00:53:20 |
as both a food source, |
00:53:26 |
Size and shape of breasts |
00:53:30 |
from person to person, |
00:53:33 |
is constant: one, two. |
00:53:38 |
Please? |
00:53:43 |
Whoa. |
00:53:59 |
Children! |
00:54:00 |
- Who wants me to go on? |
00:54:02 |
Unlock this door. |
00:54:05 |
Now, I didn't want to do this, |
00:54:07 |
but it's part of the assignment. |
00:54:09 |
These... are the ovaries. |
00:54:22 |
That's where the eggs are. |
00:54:24 |
Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs... |
00:54:25 |
Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, |
00:54:28 |
Each ovary is connected |
00:54:31 |
- which swings... |
00:54:34 |
...which swings down |
00:54:36 |
like a little freeway. |
00:54:37 |
I want this door open now! |
00:54:39 |
Leading to... |
00:54:40 |
the uterus- |
00:54:44 |
Just roughly... here. |
00:54:46 |
What? |
00:54:48 |
It tickles. |
00:54:48 |
Oh, sorry. |
00:54:49 |
Where was I? |
00:54:51 |
The uterus. |
00:54:53 |
Excuse me? |
00:54:54 |
"This size baby motel. " |
00:54:56 |
Oh, right, right. |
00:54:57 |
Which brings us to... |
00:55:01 |
Whoa! |
00:55:02 |
May I have a volunteer |
00:55:22 |
Here's something; |
00:55:25 |
Mmm... |
00:55:26 |
Okay, how about this one? |
00:55:28 |
This is nice. |
00:55:29 |
I don't know. |
00:55:31 |
I, I don't think that I, |
00:55:36 |
V? |
00:55:37 |
Yeah. |
00:55:38 |
Is it true |
00:55:40 |
there's a place |
00:55:42 |
to make her |
00:55:45 |
Where did you hear that? |
00:55:47 |
A magazine. |
00:55:49 |
Um, well... |
00:55:53 |
Don't count on it. |
00:55:55 |
Okay. |
00:56:01 |
How about this one? |
00:56:03 |
Like it? |
00:56:30 |
You know what I like about you? |
00:56:32 |
Every time I think of you, |
00:56:41 |
Listen, if you're not |
00:56:43 |
No. |
00:56:45 |
Not in this dress. |
00:56:50 |
Maybe we could have dinner |
00:56:52 |
- Yes. |
00:56:53 |
Yes. Yes. |
00:56:57 |
Okay. |
00:56:59 |
I'm just going to change, okay? |
00:57:00 |
Yeah. |
00:57:02 |
- Vicki? |
00:57:03 |
- Valerie? |
00:57:04 |
Virginia? |
00:57:05 |
Hmm-mm. |
00:57:06 |
West Virginia. |
00:57:20 |
- Yeah? |
00:57:21 |
He's changing right now. |
00:57:23 |
I saw. |
00:57:25 |
He's ironing like crazy. |
00:57:28 |
What are you all dolled up for? |
00:57:29 |
I'm not. |
00:57:30 |
Are you coming with us? |
00:57:32 |
Gross! I have my own life, |
00:57:37 |
Is that cologne |
00:57:40 |
No. |
00:57:41 |
Are you going on a date? |
00:57:42 |
Nah. Just practicing. |
00:57:45 |
What? |
00:57:46 |
Being cool, |
00:57:48 |
Oh. |
00:57:49 |
Do you have something |
00:57:52 |
Is that a rule? |
00:57:54 |
No, but it should be. |
00:57:57 |
I mean, girls and gifts- |
00:58:00 |
Here, give her this. |
00:58:02 |
I can't take this. |
00:58:03 |
Why not? |
00:58:04 |
I'm not giving this to anyone. |
00:58:07 |
I'll keep it with me always. |
00:58:09 |
Yeah? |
00:58:10 |
Thanks. |
00:58:12 |
You're welcome. |
00:58:18 |
I never had time to be lonely. |
00:58:21 |
You know, I had Frank |
00:58:24 |
and I guess I buried myself |
00:58:26 |
Other than Frank, the wetlands |
00:58:30 |
Yeah. |
00:58:33 |
Oh, look, honey, |
00:58:36 |
I wonder who that woman is. |
00:58:38 |
She's a hooker. |
00:58:42 |
Honey...! |
00:58:43 |
I can't believe |
00:58:46 |
Why? |
00:58:47 |
I'm normally not like this. |
00:58:49 |
I'm not at ease with new people. |
00:58:51 |
No? Neither am I. |
00:58:52 |
- Really? |
00:58:54 |
and in my line of work, |
00:58:56 |
Well, how |
00:58:58 |
Well, let's see. |
00:58:59 |
When I'm with someone new, |
00:59:02 |
I pretend like |
00:59:06 |
and that helps me |
00:59:08 |
Oh...! |
00:59:12 |
I don't think I've ever met |
00:59:18 |
I don't think anyone's ever |
00:59:22 |
Well, why not? |
00:59:23 |
Just because you don't do it |
00:59:27 |
You know, you're an amazing man. |
00:59:35 |
Right now... with me... |
00:59:41 |
What? |
00:59:42 |
Were you pretending? |
00:59:43 |
Pretending? |
00:59:44 |
That you're with someone else? |
00:59:47 |
Someone you love? |
00:59:49 |
No. I don't have to pretend |
00:59:53 |
Mmm, Holly, isn't that |
00:59:57 |
Yeah. |
00:59:58 |
I wonder who he's with? |
01:00:00 |
It's his sister. |
01:00:02 |
I, I feel a-a strong, |
01:00:09 |
towards you. |
01:00:12 |
You mean like how the moon |
01:00:15 |
Yes. Yes, just like that. |
01:00:19 |
Are you sure you don't mean |
01:00:23 |
No. It's his sister. |
01:00:25 |
Oh, well, I think that's sweet. |
01:00:27 |
They must be |
01:00:29 |
You two could learn something |
01:00:31 |
about just how close |
01:00:33 |
can be. |
01:00:36 |
No one's ever said anything |
01:00:39 |
Say it again. |
01:00:40 |
What? |
01:00:41 |
The mammal word. |
01:00:42 |
Mammalian. |
01:00:44 |
Yes, that's it. |
01:00:46 |
What does that mean? |
01:00:49 |
Mammals are |
01:00:51 |
Warm? |
01:00:53 |
Very warm. |
01:00:54 |
Yes? |
01:00:57 |
Yes. |
01:00:58 |
Very, very warm? |
01:01:11 |
There's no way I'm doing that. |
01:01:17 |
- We should go. |
01:01:20 |
Um... where? |
01:01:23 |
Well, uh... |
01:01:26 |
Oh. Okay. |
01:01:28 |
We have reservations. |
01:01:29 |
Yeah. |
01:01:37 |
Tom. |
01:01:38 |
Judy. |
01:01:40 |
Hi. |
01:01:42 |
Kevin. |
01:01:43 |
V. |
01:01:44 |
You know this woman, son? |
01:01:46 |
Not as well as we know |
01:01:48 |
each other, Mr. Smith. |
01:01:52 |
You... know her, Father? |
01:01:55 |
Uh, no- no, no, no, no. |
01:01:57 |
No, you must be confusing me |
01:02:01 |
No, I may have the name wrong, |
01:02:04 |
My name is V, like the letter. |
01:02:05 |
Your husband and I did business |
01:02:07 |
together once. |
01:02:09 |
Oh, yes, yes... of course. |
01:02:12 |
Yes, I'm sorry, |
01:02:14 |
Uh, V is a, um... |
01:02:17 |
She, she taught me how to dance. |
01:02:19 |
Dance? You teach dance |
01:02:22 |
Isn't that wonderful? |
01:02:23 |
We should all go out dancing |
01:02:26 |
Oh, yes, let's do it soon. |
01:02:28 |
Maybe V could teach us |
01:02:30 |
Uh, she can't. |
01:02:31 |
Um... she's retired. |
01:02:33 |
Listen, |
01:02:34 |
it was really nice to see you, |
01:02:36 |
but we've really got |
01:02:38 |
Good to see you. |
01:02:39 |
Okay, bye-bye. |
01:02:41 |
Huh. It's a small... |
01:02:45 |
V. |
01:02:47 |
V. |
01:02:54 |
Stop it. |
01:02:57 |
You said you fixed it. |
01:02:58 |
What's wrong with you? |
01:03:00 |
I thought things were different, |
01:03:03 |
- What happened? |
01:03:04 |
I don't understand. |
01:03:05 |
I know- |
01:03:07 |
Well, let me take you. |
01:03:09 |
Do you even know where I live? |
01:03:11 |
No, I don't; I have no idea. |
01:03:13 |
Do you want to see where I live? |
01:03:15 |
- Yeah. |
01:03:25 |
Why are we climbing this tree? |
01:03:35 |
What, may I ask, |
01:03:37 |
living in my son's tree house? |
01:03:39 |
T ake off your pants; |
01:03:42 |
Why do I have |
01:03:43 |
Because in my experience, |
01:03:45 |
men are better listeners |
01:03:47 |
and I have something personal |
01:03:49 |
and I don't want you |
01:03:51 |
Okay. |
01:03:53 |
Fine. |
01:03:54 |
I'm taking off my pants. |
01:03:56 |
This better be good. |
01:03:58 |
Nobody's ever treated me |
01:04:01 |
How am I treating you? |
01:04:02 |
Like a person. |
01:04:03 |
How does everybody else |
01:04:05 |
Like a hooker. |
01:04:08 |
W- W-W-Why would they do that? |
01:04:10 |
Because I am a hooker. |
01:04:16 |
W- What do you mean by that, |
01:04:19 |
Frank told me he told you. |
01:04:21 |
What? |
01:04:22 |
I'm a prostitute. |
01:04:24 |
Men pay me |
01:04:26 |
Well, then, what, may I ask, |
01:04:28 |
teaching math |
01:04:30 |
I don't teach math. |
01:04:31 |
No, no, Frank told me |
01:04:34 |
Well, he told me |
01:04:36 |
and that you didn't care. |
01:04:37 |
My son bought me a hooker? |
01:04:39 |
Give me back my pants. |
01:04:40 |
No, he didn't buy me for you! |
01:04:43 |
Oh, what a relief. |
01:04:44 |
He just wants me to marry you. |
01:04:46 |
You said I looked |
01:04:47 |
Who told you that? |
01:04:50 |
Frank. He probably lied |
01:04:52 |
No, he didn't. I... |
01:04:56 |
I did say that. |
01:04:59 |
You know, |
01:05:00 |
I thought |
01:05:02 |
I am understanding. |
01:05:03 |
Boy, am I understanding. |
01:05:04 |
That would explain why |
01:05:06 |
I looked at you that way |
01:05:08 |
because you looked at me |
01:05:10 |
What way?! |
01:05:11 |
Like I was somebody. |
01:05:13 |
Well, you are somebody. |
01:05:14 |
We're both somebodies. |
01:05:15 |
Let me out of here. |
01:05:16 |
How do you open this thing? |
01:05:18 |
I'm an adult somebody teacher, |
01:05:20 |
and you're |
01:05:22 |
that I'm supposed to marry. |
01:05:28 |
You should've told me. |
01:05:29 |
I tried to. |
01:05:30 |
You should've tried harder. |
01:05:31 |
Look, Dad, you always say |
01:05:32 |
it's not what you do, |
01:05:34 |
But there's |
01:05:36 |
between being a math tutor... |
01:05:37 |
There was no "but. " |
01:05:38 |
I know you're trying |
01:05:40 |
Ah, Dad, she's the right woman. |
01:05:41 |
Well, what's so right about her? |
01:05:48 |
I took a test in this magazine. |
01:05:49 |
"Are you Your Mate's |
01:05:51 |
She scores a 98 |
01:05:53 |
out of a possible 100, |
01:05:54 |
because she's a total stranger, |
01:05:56 |
and the other 'cause |
01:05:58 |
is based on a lie. |
01:05:59 |
What, you only lose one point |
01:06:01 |
It says it's not very important. |
01:06:03 |
What could possibly be |
01:06:05 |
She's a grown-up, she has a job, |
01:06:06 |
she's independent, |
01:06:08 |
she's funny, she |
01:06:11 |
I talked to her about that- |
01:06:12 |
she watches cartoons, |
01:06:15 |
and she fits into Mom's clothes. |
01:06:16 |
I knew that dress |
01:06:20 |
And she likes you, Dad- |
01:06:23 |
Where did you learn |
01:06:25 |
From you. |
01:06:53 |
So... |
01:06:58 |
what does the magazine say? |
01:06:59 |
I mean, what am I supposed |
01:07:01 |
Call her. |
01:07:03 |
On what? |
01:07:14 |
V? |
01:07:18 |
V? |
01:07:22 |
She's not picking up. |
01:07:25 |
V?! |
01:07:30 |
Oh! |
01:07:31 |
Geez! |
01:07:42 |
V, don't go. |
01:07:45 |
I thought that you were |
01:07:47 |
but you're not- |
01:07:58 |
Wait a minute. |
01:07:59 |
I want to talk to you. |
01:08:00 |
Stay away from me. |
01:08:01 |
I'm the one who should be angry. |
01:08:02 |
I'm the one who was deceived. |
01:08:03 |
I am not angry. |
01:08:04 |
I just want to get |
01:08:06 |
I don't like the suburbs. |
01:08:08 |
Car doesn't work. |
01:08:10 |
Keep it. |
01:08:11 |
It isn't mine anyway. |
01:09:02 |
Diaphragm. |
01:09:08 |
It's a locket. |
01:09:11 |
Somebody's empty locket. |
01:09:14 |
That's kind of sad. |
01:09:18 |
It's my locket. |
01:09:20 |
I gave it to him. |
01:09:22 |
He said he would keep it |
01:09:33 |
It's a picture of his mom. |
01:09:41 |
I didn't even know he had this. |
01:09:46 |
She didn't look at all |
01:09:50 |
Neither do I, for that matter. |
01:09:53 |
You do to me. |
01:10:06 |
I don't want to have sex |
01:10:11 |
I don't want to have sex |
01:10:17 |
I never really thought that she |
01:10:21 |
It was just the quality |
01:10:27 |
And then it became a game |
01:10:30 |
who did and didn't have that... |
01:10:33 |
It was so hard for me |
01:10:39 |
It was the only way I could let |
01:10:45 |
T ell me how you met. |
01:10:47 |
We knew each other |
01:10:50 |
actually, |
01:10:52 |
I remember the first time |
01:10:57 |
Yeah? |
01:11:01 |
She was leaning |
01:11:03 |
talking on the telephone. |
01:11:08 |
We were at a dance. |
01:11:10 |
A dance? |
01:11:13 |
I never went to a dance. |
01:11:16 |
Why not? |
01:11:19 |
'Cause I left home |
01:11:23 |
I missed my whole life. |
01:11:40 |
If I'm the first, you know, |
01:11:45 |
You trying to be funny? |
01:11:48 |
I'm not talking about sex. |
01:11:51 |
What are you talking about? |
01:11:55 |
I want to make love with you. |
01:12:27 |
Eve, Eve... |
01:12:30 |
Eve's my middle name. |
01:12:32 |
And, I... |
01:12:34 |
I changed it because it |
01:12:39 |
so I took off the Es. |
01:12:46 |
This hurts. |
01:13:30 |
Ow! Ooch! Damn it! |
01:13:45 |
Yes, hello. |
01:13:47 |
Did you have somebody |
01:13:52 |
I have someone in mind. |
01:13:53 |
Her name is V. |
01:13:54 |
V? |
01:13:56 |
We don't know where she-she is. |
01:13:59 |
That's bullshit! |
01:14:01 |
That's bullshit. |
01:14:03 |
Oh, I saw her tonight, |
01:14:05 |
You saw her in Middleton? |
01:14:06 |
Middleton? |
01:14:08 |
What address? |
01:14:11 |
He-he hung up. |
01:14:14 |
Of course. |
01:14:15 |
He hung up. |
01:14:16 |
Well, she shouldn't be |
01:14:48 |
Good morning, Frank. |
01:14:51 |
Did I miss something? |
01:14:52 |
You sure did. |
01:14:53 |
V and I have been |
01:14:55 |
collecting samples since dawn. |
01:14:56 |
Excuse me, |
01:14:58 |
out of the garbage. |
01:15:10 |
You looking for this? |
01:15:16 |
I'm sorry I lied. |
01:15:18 |
But you said the truth |
01:15:21 |
Yeah. |
01:15:23 |
Are you staying? |
01:15:25 |
For a while. |
01:15:27 |
As my mom? |
01:15:29 |
No, not as your mom. |
01:15:31 |
Well, then, as what? |
01:15:33 |
Um... as a friend of the family. |
01:15:38 |
That'll do. |
01:15:40 |
Good. Come on. |
01:15:42 |
There's just one more thing. |
01:15:52 |
Okay, now, I want you |
01:15:55 |
and listen to the music, okay? |
01:16:01 |
See? |
01:16:02 |
Now, you try. |
01:16:04 |
Move your feet. |
01:16:07 |
I said move your feet, Frank. |
01:16:09 |
I am moving my feet. |
01:16:12 |
Okay. |
01:16:13 |
New deal. |
01:16:16 |
Um... |
01:16:17 |
Don't move your feet, okay? |
01:16:20 |
Just sort of sway your hips |
01:16:23 |
I don't want to move my hips- |
01:16:25 |
that's how it all starts. |
01:16:26 |
What? |
01:16:27 |
Sex. |
01:16:28 |
I've decided |
01:16:30 |
Well, what can you do |
01:16:32 |
I mean, something |
01:16:34 |
touch somebody else |
01:16:39 |
I- I can thumb wrestle. |
01:16:41 |
Okay. |
01:16:42 |
All right, that's a start. |
01:16:44 |
Better watch out- |
01:16:46 |
One, two, three, four. |
01:16:49 |
Now we start the thumb war. |
01:17:00 |
Got you. |
01:17:01 |
- No, you didn't. |
01:17:09 |
Come on. |
01:17:11 |
Yeah! |
01:17:15 |
Frank? |
01:17:17 |
Whoa...! |
01:17:18 |
Frank. |
01:17:19 |
Yeah? |
01:17:20 |
You're dancing. |
01:17:21 |
You're dancing, dude. |
01:17:29 |
Good morning. |
01:17:30 |
Good morning. |
01:17:31 |
Nice day, isn't it? |
01:17:42 |
Sour cream and onion. |
01:17:44 |
Popsicles? |
01:17:46 |
Sure. |
01:17:47 |
Pretzels? |
01:17:49 |
Yeah. |
01:17:50 |
Oh, Fluff. |
01:17:54 |
Hi. How are you? |
01:17:56 |
Great. |
01:18:16 |
Excuse me, ma'am. |
01:18:17 |
Have you seen this woman? |
01:18:19 |
It's important. |
01:18:22 |
Well, take your time. |
01:18:25 |
No... |
01:18:26 |
I can't say as I have. |
01:18:28 |
Sorry. |
01:18:37 |
I beg your pardon... |
01:18:39 |
Mom? Can I have |
01:18:43 |
My mom- she's the greatest. |
01:19:02 |
Where are we going so fast? |
01:19:03 |
You're going home. |
01:19:04 |
I'm taking the fastest |
01:19:06 |
But he didn't even |
01:19:08 |
For all he knows, |
01:19:10 |
He doesn't know my dad |
01:19:12 |
I'm not staying, Frank. |
01:19:20 |
So, this is what it's like. |
01:19:22 |
What do you mean? |
01:19:24 |
T o have a mom. |
01:19:35 |
You look cool, Frank. |
01:19:37 |
You look very, very cool. |
01:19:41 |
And tonight, |
01:19:44 |
you look very cool, too. |
01:19:47 |
V, don't go. |
01:21:44 |
It's going to be fun. |
01:21:50 |
Oh, shit! |
01:21:52 |
Frank! V! |
01:21:54 |
Frank! V! |
01:21:57 |
I found out what's wrong |
01:22:00 |
Frank! |
01:22:01 |
Frank? V? |
01:22:05 |
Frank? |
01:22:06 |
Where is everybody? |
01:24:00 |
What happened to you? |
01:24:02 |
I stopped washing... |
01:24:08 |
You smell. |
01:24:09 |
I will no longer be |
01:24:12 |
You don't look so good yourself. |
01:24:14 |
What's up? |
01:24:15 |
Lots of things. |
01:24:17 |
I mean, Stacy loves Brad, |
01:24:19 |
which makes me feel |
01:24:22 |
Mm. |
01:24:23 |
It'd be different |
01:24:25 |
Really? |
01:24:29 |
Think so, huh? |
01:24:30 |
And what would you do |
01:24:33 |
I'd ask her to dance. |
01:24:35 |
Prove it. |
01:24:55 |
Frank. |
01:24:58 |
Couldn't leave |
01:25:00 |
Would you like to dance? |
01:25:02 |
I thought you didn't know how. |
01:25:04 |
I don't. |
01:25:05 |
Well, what do you do at a dance |
01:25:09 |
I thumb wrestle. |
01:25:18 |
- Look, sweetie. |
01:25:19 |
It's your dance instructor. |
01:25:21 |
Oh... |
01:25:31 |
Oh, yes! |
01:25:51 |
She's very good, isn't she? |
01:25:53 |
Hmm? Yes. Yes. |
01:25:56 |
Oh, yes. |
01:26:06 |
He can dance. |
01:26:08 |
He can dance really well. |
01:26:15 |
She's a math tutor. |
01:26:16 |
Can she solve |
01:26:18 |
What are the odds of finding |
01:26:20 |
and those skills? |
01:26:58 |
Here comes my Jacket. |
01:27:00 |
I think he likes you. |
01:27:02 |
Think he does? |
01:27:03 |
- Hi. |
01:27:07 |
Would you like this? |
01:27:19 |
Would you like to dance? |
01:27:34 |
Did I miss something? |
01:27:52 |
Mine. |
01:28:00 |
Wait right here. |
01:28:02 |
- Wait, wait, Robert. |
01:28:04 |
What are you, what are you |
01:28:07 |
I'm going to the sock hop... |
01:28:11 |
I have something important |
01:28:15 |
You don't want me to leave? |
01:28:19 |
Right, I don't want you |
01:28:22 |
there's something else, too. |
01:28:27 |
You've got a lot of nerve |
01:28:28 |
bringing a slut like this |
01:28:41 |
You turned my son into a pig. |
01:28:45 |
Yeah, but he's a... |
01:28:46 |
...happy |
01:28:47 |
...pig. |
01:28:48 |
There are children here. |
01:28:50 |
There are children here! |
01:28:53 |
Fight, fight, fight... |
01:28:59 |
I'm happy to see you, V. |
01:29:02 |
Yeah. It's a real gun. |
01:29:04 |
Hey! Hey-hey-hey. |
01:29:05 |
Whoa! Whoa-whoa, |
01:29:07 |
I'd ask you to dance, but... |
01:29:08 |
seems you got the last geezer |
01:29:20 |
You thought you could take |
01:29:22 |
Well, my little bluebird, |
01:29:24 |
You know I wouldn't steal |
01:29:26 |
Oh? |
01:29:32 |
Waltzer... |
01:29:33 |
You think I'm stupid, |
01:29:35 |
- No. |
01:29:36 |
Cash steals from me. |
01:29:37 |
He hides $250,000 |
01:29:40 |
I hated Cash. |
01:29:41 |
You stole his car, |
01:29:42 |
that's paying |
01:29:44 |
- in the suburbs. |
01:29:45 |
I wouldn't do |
01:29:46 |
Oh, yeah? |
01:29:47 |
- Give me your best shot. |
01:29:48 |
- Give me your best shot. |
01:29:55 |
Now, here's the best part. |
01:29:57 |
Are you listening? |
01:30:00 |
One: I kill Cash, |
01:30:02 |
I get my money back. |
01:30:03 |
All right? |
01:30:04 |
I love happy endings. |
01:30:06 |
Wait a minute- |
01:30:07 |
"Wait a minute- |
01:30:10 |
It's still there. |
01:30:20 |
Come on, come on! |
01:30:22 |
What? What? |
01:30:23 |
Hey, Mister, |
01:30:24 |
Fire? |
01:30:25 |
I don't like fire! |
01:30:27 |
Come on, this way, |
01:30:30 |
Thanks, Sonny Jim. |
01:30:31 |
Oh, my God- |
01:30:34 |
Yes! |
01:30:35 |
I don't like closets! |
01:30:37 |
It's dark in here! |
01:30:45 |
Come on! |
01:30:46 |
Come on! |
01:30:53 |
- There it is- let's go! |
01:30:57 |
Little bastards. |
01:31:00 |
Who's driving? |
01:31:03 |
Frank! Frank, you let me drive. |
01:31:06 |
Let's go! |
01:31:09 |
Yes! |
01:31:11 |
There's no bloody fire! |
01:31:12 |
Get out the bloody way! |
01:31:14 |
There's no fire... |
01:31:21 |
Get out... come on, |
01:31:23 |
Get out of the way! |
01:31:28 |
What the bloody hell |
01:31:31 |
Well... some very small |
01:31:35 |
but I broke a nail, which is... |
01:31:37 |
Broke a nail? |
01:31:38 |
I'll break your bloody neck. |
01:31:39 |
- Get in there. |
01:31:41 |
You're not even worth |
01:31:42 |
Oh, yes, I am. |
01:31:44 |
Oh, no, you're not! |
01:31:45 |
Oh, yes, I am. |
01:31:49 |
You're not. |
01:31:50 |
Am, too! |
01:31:51 |
Not! |
01:31:52 |
Am, too! |
01:31:53 |
Shut up! You're not! |
01:31:58 |
Slow down! |
01:31:59 |
I can't reach |
01:32:00 |
and steer at the same time! |
01:32:02 |
I've got some major |
01:32:03 |
going here! |
01:32:04 |
All right, you steer, |
01:32:06 |
Good idea! |
01:32:07 |
No, bad idea. |
01:32:09 |
You can't drive from |
01:32:11 |
Look out, look out! |
01:32:17 |
Oh, oh... |
01:32:18 |
This is the sidewalk! |
01:32:20 |
Sidewalk? |
01:32:23 |
Oh, people! |
01:32:30 |
Oh, my God. |
01:32:32 |
That was part of the car! |
01:32:33 |
Brake! Brake! |
01:32:34 |
Gas! |
01:32:37 |
Brake. |
01:32:38 |
Gas! Gas- he's coming! |
01:32:42 |
Oh, my God! Jesus! |
01:32:46 |
Here comes the pimp-mobile. |
01:32:47 |
Brake! |
01:32:48 |
Gas, gas! |
01:33:02 |
All right! |
01:33:11 |
Wait, left! |
01:33:12 |
Um, um, um, um... |
01:33:14 |
- Right! |
01:33:18 |
Left! |
01:33:21 |
You know that thing on the car- |
01:33:24 |
Do we need it? |
01:33:28 |
Let me drive! |
01:33:31 |
You broke the car! |
01:33:32 |
Go right! |
01:33:35 |
You lost the steering wheel? |
01:33:38 |
Who's smoking? |
01:33:39 |
It's the car! |
01:33:47 |
That mad, frigging tart! |
01:33:51 |
Sounds like a train. |
01:33:53 |
I think it is a train. |
01:33:55 |
Well, what's it doing? |
01:33:58 |
Oh, nothing. |
01:33:59 |
Oh, my God! |
01:34:02 |
Brake! We'll never make it! |
01:34:03 |
No, go, go! |
01:34:06 |
We'll make it! Faster! |
01:34:07 |
Brake! |
01:34:08 |
Make up your minds! |
01:34:12 |
All right, all right! |
01:34:15 |
Brake! |
01:34:16 |
Gas! |
01:34:19 |
Oh, my God! |
01:34:30 |
What happened? |
01:34:31 |
Fire! |
01:34:32 |
She's going to blow! |
01:34:34 |
It's a fire. Get out! |
01:34:35 |
Get out! |
01:34:39 |
Ow, you big jerk! |
01:34:40 |
You could have killed me. |
01:34:43 |
Jesus... |
01:34:45 |
She's going to blow! |
01:34:49 |
Get away! |
01:34:50 |
Come on, get out, Frank. |
01:34:51 |
Pull, pull! |
01:34:54 |
Get him out of here! |
01:34:55 |
Get him out! |
01:35:16 |
They're children, you big dope! |
01:35:31 |
Oh, God- they blew up |
01:35:34 |
my bloody money! |
01:35:38 |
When I find her |
01:35:40 |
I'm going to rip her face off |
01:35:43 |
Get in the car! |
01:35:44 |
Shut up. |
01:35:45 |
Just get in there! |
01:35:48 |
Oh, she's gone, |
01:35:51 |
Oh, shut up. |
01:36:07 |
Frank! |
01:36:09 |
Dad, Dad! |
01:36:10 |
Oh! |
01:36:16 |
You okay? |
01:36:17 |
Yeah. |
01:36:18 |
We blew up the car. |
01:36:22 |
You boys all right? |
01:36:24 |
- Yeah. |
01:36:26 |
Was V with you? |
01:36:28 |
Well, yeah, she was with us. |
01:36:30 |
Did she get out? |
01:36:31 |
Well, yeah, she got out, |
01:36:32 |
I don't know what happened. |
01:36:33 |
Well, where is she? |
01:36:35 |
Where is she? |
01:36:36 |
Dad! |
01:36:37 |
Dad, she's gone. |
01:36:46 |
She's gone, Dad. |
01:37:26 |
This way. |
01:37:28 |
Thank you. |
01:37:39 |
I want out. |
01:37:52 |
You'd be taking money |
01:37:55 |
Waltzer's taken out a lot more |
01:37:59 |
I'm saving you a fortune, Jerry. |
01:38:02 |
I mean, let me go, please. |
01:38:10 |
Good-bye, my child. |
01:38:12 |
Thank you. |
01:38:17 |
What about Waltzer? |
01:38:20 |
After today, |
01:40:17 |
Oh, my God! |
01:40:21 |
Oh, my God! |
01:40:51 |
Nice chains, Mr. Wheeler. |
01:40:52 |
My dad's in therapy, |
01:40:54 |
Thanks. |
01:40:55 |
Dad, please, you lost. |
01:40:57 |
You chained yourself |
01:40:59 |
and the local paper |
01:41:01 |
Tom, you unchain yourself, |
01:41:04 |
Please, Dad. |
01:41:05 |
We have to cut you free, |
01:41:08 |
Dad! |
01:41:09 |
When this place goes, |
01:41:14 |
a part of all of us. |
01:41:18 |
I'll go to jail. |
01:41:25 |
Okay, we're ready to go. |
01:41:27 |
Tom, you're under arrest. |
01:41:30 |
Dad! |
01:41:31 |
You have the right |
01:41:32 |
Anything you say can and |
01:41:34 |
in a court of law. |
01:41:38 |
If you so desire and |
01:41:40 |
an attorney will be |
01:41:42 |
without charge |
01:41:44 |
Do you understand |
01:41:45 |
Forget it, Charlie. |
01:41:46 |
He's got the right to do |
01:41:47 |
any damn thing he pleases. |
01:41:50 |
What's going on here? |
01:41:57 |
What is that? |
01:41:58 |
A deed. |
01:42:00 |
It's a deed to the wetlands |
01:42:05 |
What... |
01:42:07 |
Somebody bought the T onapaya |
01:42:11 |
Who did this? |
01:42:13 |
She did it. |
01:42:18 |
V! |
01:42:19 |
Oh, V! |
01:42:24 |
Tom, I'm happy for you. |
01:42:26 |
All right, boys, |
01:42:28 |
You go home, Tiny. |
01:42:34 |
Does this mean you're staying? |
01:42:39 |
Come on, |
01:42:43 |
Oh, wow. |
01:42:44 |
This is so cool. |
01:42:47 |
Well, you guys take care |
01:42:51 |
Yeah, yeah. |
01:42:52 |
Yeah, yeah. |
01:43:00 |
It was your money, you know. |
01:43:02 |
You should've |
01:43:04 |
I did. I bought a few things. |
01:43:07 |
This was for you and me. |
01:43:09 |
Glossy ibis has to have a home. |
01:43:12 |
Thanks. |
01:43:16 |
T ell me I'm worth waiting for. |
01:43:19 |
You're worth much more |
01:43:41 |
Well, where are you going? |
01:43:43 |
How will we find you? |
01:43:44 |
You know that ice cream parlor? |
01:43:48 |
Yeah. |
01:43:49 |
You know, the one where |
01:43:51 |
Yeah. |
01:43:53 |
I bought it. |
01:43:57 |
You're staying here? |
01:43:59 |
Uh-huh. |
01:44:00 |
Here? |
01:44:01 |
You know what? |
01:44:04 |
There is a place you can touch |
01:44:08 |
Where? |
01:44:11 |
Her heart. |
01:44:23 |
See you. |
01:44:36 |
I have a hair. |
01:44:41 |
I have a hair! |