Min bedste fjende My Good Enemy

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00:00:21 MY GOOD ENEMY
00:00:34 Please don't. It's brand new.
00:00:38 Can you say "fat pig"?
00:00:42 Come on. Say it. Say "fat pig".
00:00:45 That's right. You're a fat pig.
00:00:48 Take a picture.
00:00:51 Smile!
00:00:58 Danish... Maths...
00:01:01 Lunchbox.
00:01:05 Stop, please.
00:03:07 "THIS MEANS SOMETHING TO ME"
00:03:11 I've scored 140 goals with these.
00:03:14 but I keep them anyway.
00:03:17 Thanks. Mathias.
00:03:27 This is my diabolo.
00:03:30 Wow. Nice. Was that it?
00:03:33 Okay. Cool. Tilde, you're up.
00:03:42 This is my movie collection.
00:03:46 I've got a paper route.
00:03:55 Good. Thanks. Next?
00:04:05 This is my favorite perfume.
00:04:09 I got the first bottle from my cousin,
00:04:14 Thank you.
00:04:17 Токе, it's your turn.
00:04:26 This is my rabbit Samson.
00:04:31 Quiet.
00:04:34 Since I was little.
00:04:37 He belongs to the family Leporidae
00:04:44 Remember to use a condom.
00:04:49 Anything else, Токе?
00:04:52 No.
00:04:57 Go ahead, Johannes.
00:05:04 This is my phone. It's got a camera,
00:05:09 Touch it, and I kick your ass.
00:05:15 Alf.
00:05:20 I also brought my phone. - Stop.
00:05:23 Why is it your phones are so
00:05:29 I don't know.
00:05:34 Where's your ballet dress?
00:05:36 Mathias! I'd like you to show some
00:05:41 You dance ballet?
00:05:46 I used to, but I quit.
00:05:51 Why did you quit?
00:06:00 Anything else?
00:06:04 Okay. Sit down.
00:06:11 Who's next?
00:06:15 No! Help!
00:06:19 Dance when I say dance!
00:06:24 Stop it!
00:06:28 For what?
00:06:32 Sorry.
00:06:36 I'm sorry.
00:06:39 Stop! Help!
00:06:42 No! Don't!
00:07:22 Alf, sweetie. Are you okay?
00:07:26 What happened?
00:07:32 Can you wiggle it?
00:07:36 What happened?
00:07:49 Well that was silly.
00:07:51 We spend a lot of time and
00:08:00 I'll call a cab. I have a late shift.
00:08:15 Good morning.
00:08:25 Do you realize how hard it
00:08:28 Thanks, borrow my comic books.
00:08:31 Have a nice day at school.
00:09:48 GIVE ME A HAND, NICCOLO.
00:09:52 ON THREE, FATHER.
00:10:02 IS IT TOO HARD, SON?
00:10:12 THAT LOOKS PRETTY EASY
00:10:16 STAND UP STRAIGHT, NICCOLO.
00:10:43 NO.
00:10:47 I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!
00:10:52 NICCOLO! HELP!
00:10:55 BASTARDS!!!
00:11:42 ...MY WHOLE FAMILY...
00:11:58 WITHOUT AN ALLY, I'LL STAY
00:12:14 Hi. Is Токе home?
00:12:22 Just follow the grasshoppers.
00:12:56 Is that Samson? Can I hold him?
00:13:03 I want to talk to you about something.
00:13:33 So what is it you want to talk about?
00:13:38 They hit us. They spit on us.
00:13:42 I'm sick of being picked last in sports.
00:13:47 That's just the way it is. There's
00:13:50 We don't belong on the bottom.
00:14:01 This is Niccolo. It's a series in
00:14:04 I have four of them. The fifth one
00:14:12 This is Niccolo. You can see step
00:14:27 BEG FOR MERCY!!!
00:14:32 His life is also ruined by
00:14:36 But he doesn't give up.
00:14:38 He thinks strategically and
00:14:41 He wipes out his
00:14:47 PREPARE TO DIE!!! SCUM!!!
00:15:00 YOU MUST BE AS SLY AS
00:15:03 It's easy to get power.
00:15:13 This is Mathias.
00:15:21 Except Mathias is a little bigger.
00:15:31 What did you have in mind?
00:15:34 We start a club.
00:15:36 Yeah, a club.
00:15:39 If they see us together, things
00:15:43 No one will know we're working together
00:16:04 My sister comes in here once in a while.
00:16:19 It's pot.
00:16:38 Isn't it okay?
00:16:41 If you want school milk,
00:16:46 We decided to get new football goals.
00:16:53 Is that all from the student council?
00:16:56 Does anyone else have anything
00:17:01 Maybe about the class in general?
00:17:05 Okay, time for cake. It's your turn,
00:17:10 Yes.
00:17:19 Thanks.
00:17:24 Tilde, you have something
00:17:27 Oh, sorry. It's just braces.
00:17:30 Unfortunately, we won't see
00:17:36 I would like you to have
00:17:47 Delicious cake, Alf.
00:17:54 I bet you'd get ballet cooties
00:18:59 Mathias is protected.
00:19:02 We must weaken those around him.
00:19:07 Go for the weakest lamb in the jungle.
00:19:10 Lambs don't live in jungles.
00:19:15 You know what I mean. Easy prey.
00:19:18 How about Anemone?
00:19:28 Blaps mucronata. The churchyard
00:19:39 No way.
00:19:42 Okay, on now. 1, 2,3, now.
00:19:46 Damn.
00:20:01 It's too thick.
00:20:50 You sure are brainy, Anemone.
00:21:20 Katrina, can I go to the bathroom?
00:21:24 Help!
00:22:18 X equals 17.
00:22:21 You can sit down now, Anemone.
00:22:25 Isn't that a mistake?
00:22:48 Hey, hey.
00:22:53 There?
00:22:57 It is a seven, moron.
00:23:07 Massive load you dropped.
00:23:12 It's not funny.
00:23:16 Can I sit down now?
00:23:36 What's that smell?
00:23:43 What's up?
00:23:48 What's that smell? - What?
00:23:55 What have you been eating?
00:24:00 It's just my perfume.
00:24:13 I can't believe it's working.
00:24:24 You've got one minute left to live.
00:24:30 Feed Samson.
00:24:33 You'd spend the last minute of
00:24:37 Yes.
00:24:42 What about your family?
00:24:47 One minute more or less doesn't
00:24:53 What would you rather? Wake up
00:24:57 Paint, of course.
00:25:01 That was low.
00:25:19 Hey, Tilde Metalmouth.
00:25:24 Leave me alone.
00:25:27 Here. Taste.
00:25:30 Nice and gross.
00:25:38 It suits you.
00:25:42 Tilde!
00:25:44 What's her problem?
00:26:08 Hi, Alfie. How's your foot?
00:26:48 Come on, Alfie.
00:26:50 Come on!
00:26:55 Come here, Alfie.
00:26:57 Where do you think you're going?
00:27:05 Lie still.
00:27:20 Try this. Open your mouth.
00:27:48 Great new weapon we gave them.
00:28:07 It didn't take them long to smoke us out.
00:28:11 They used the spray on everyone.
00:28:20 What makes them different from us?
00:28:25 and they go to parties.
00:28:29 We like ballet and grasshoppers.
00:28:34 Suicide?
00:28:38 No matter how much
00:28:50 Look. Niccolo leaves his past
00:28:55 He burns everything down.
00:29:06 TO BECOME KING I MUST
00:29:09 To be king, he has to look like one first.
00:29:48 Here.
00:30:41 Hi, Alf. It's nice to see
00:30:47 How's your foot?
00:30:51 I won't be training anymore.
00:30:59 Okay. May I ask why?
00:31:07 You know you have a lot of talent.
00:31:17 Take your positions.
00:31:49 There. Done.
00:31:59 It's a rabbit, not an insect.
00:32:17 I can't.
00:32:25 On three.
00:32:32 Count to five.
00:32:37 2,3...
00:32:41 4.
00:32:44 5.
00:33:49 Now we're ready.
00:33:53 We'll start Monday.
00:33:59 We'll take them out one by one.
00:34:33 This is Токе. Leave a message
00:34:39 Good morning.
00:35:09 Is Токе home?
00:35:13 Is he home?
00:35:52 Is your foot okay now?
00:36:00 Where is all your ballet stuff?
00:36:03 Gone.
00:36:22 Is the last Niccolo out yet?
00:36:30 Let's go.
00:36:35 Tilde?
00:36:39 What's up? - What's up?
00:36:42 my little sister Emma.
00:36:49 How's your foot?
00:36:52 Fine.
00:36:55 He quit.
00:37:05 Why isn't Токе in school?
00:37:09 I think he's a bit down.
00:37:15 His rabbit is gone.
00:37:20 Samson.
00:37:24 Emma, here's the key.
00:37:33 See you, Tilde. I like you.
00:37:45 Okay... bye...
00:37:49 It's Saturday tomorrow.
00:37:56 I like your braces.
00:38:00 Why do you say that?
00:38:06 See you, Alf.
00:38:10 Tilde?
00:38:13 What then?
00:38:15 Braces are like jewels.
00:38:19 Some people wear bracelets.
00:38:24 See you, Alf.
00:38:47 Hi.
00:38:50 Hi.
00:38:57 I've been thinking.
00:39:00 Just listen. Rule number one:
00:39:05 Rub this in your hair.
00:39:08 We're done looking like morons.
00:39:11 CREATE AN IMAGE
00:39:13 Rule number two:
00:39:18 Rule number three.
00:39:21 Three. Divide and rule.
00:39:25 Yeah.
00:39:27 If they're busy fighting each other,
00:39:32 Show us some skin. - And shake that ass.
00:39:36 Токе, the hippo called.
00:39:40 He can't even fit on the screen.
00:39:43 Ever heard of a diet?
00:39:47 Fast food is.
00:39:53 Anything you want locked away?
00:39:59 Have you three changed?
00:40:03 If you're done changing,
00:40:21 How about you, Alf?
00:40:25 Okay.
00:40:37 Come on, Токе. Move it.
00:40:43 It's your fault we're losing.
00:40:55 Can I go get some water?
00:41:00 I'm busy. - Come on. Just do it.
00:41:39 This one is Anemone's.
00:41:45 No, this is Johannes'.
00:41:51 Damn, there's a third one.
00:42:01 Delete it.
00:42:08 "Kiss, kiss, kiss." Good one.
00:42:21 "Slurp, slurp, slurp." And a smiley.
00:42:32 "You're nasty. Smile!"
00:42:35 Okay, here's another:
00:42:39 "Gym sucks. See you tonight. Johannes."
00:42:47 Now Johannes accidentally
00:42:51 Oops.
00:42:56 What are you doing?
00:42:59 Get the hinges back on! Hurry!
00:43:06 Faster, Alf. Faster.
00:43:12 Keep your mouth shut.
00:43:22 What are you doing?
00:43:27 Huh? What are you up to?
00:43:34 Your inhaler?
00:43:38 you've never had asthma.
00:43:42 You just got it?
00:43:47 I don't want you hanging around
00:43:54 Mathias, wait! I don't know
00:43:59 I didn't send him any texts.
00:44:03 I didn't write them. Wait up!
00:44:08 Mathias! Mathias!
00:44:12 Your phone. Give me your phone!
00:44:17 What's going on?
00:44:22 What is this then?
00:44:26 I didn't write that.
00:44:30 What's wrong? Mathias?
00:44:43 To hell with them.
00:44:55 Victory dance!
00:45:01 I'd like to see you do better.
00:45:06 But you can! You dance ballet.
00:45:10 Do a few steps.
00:45:14 Come on.
00:45:20 Goon.
00:45:31 It's not funny.
00:45:44 Who is it?
00:45:47 What does she want?
00:45:58 There's one more club rule.
00:46:03 No contact with Tilde.
00:46:08 What?
00:46:11 Sex? I've never touched her.
00:46:15 No. Says who?
00:46:22 Fair enough. Then the fourth rule is:
00:46:27 She's not my girlfriend.
00:46:35 Did you hear what I just said?
00:46:39 No. Put that phone down.
00:47:09 I was wondering if you wanted to go
00:47:14 At four
00:47:18 We might go to the movies.
00:47:29 It's true. I can't.
00:47:33 Okay. Bye.
00:47:38 Careful your Willie doesn't snag
00:47:43 Get lost.
00:48:01 Alf, come here. I have something
00:48:05 Come.
00:48:13 Meet our two new members.
00:48:19 Come here.
00:48:24 You told them about the club?
00:48:28 This only works because no
00:48:33 If they find out...
00:48:37 Then what do you think they'll do?
00:48:41 Rule number five:
00:48:45 We need lieutenants.
00:48:51 We don't even know that guy.
00:48:54 And they get to join just like that?
00:49:18 Your knife.
00:49:21 The knife, Frits.
00:49:38 Your turn.
00:49:55 Come on! It was a christening gift.
00:50:00 I don't have anything.
00:50:18 I don't want to.
00:50:24 Didn't you hear what I said?
00:50:28 Okay, okay.
00:50:34 Where is it?
00:50:41 Look out!
00:50:52 Less talk, more action.
00:50:57 Gather an army.
00:51:06 Here, put this on.
00:51:10 What are those?
00:51:15 Let's wear these bracelets.
00:51:19 Our own sign.
00:51:54 Emma, you're a genius!
00:52:01 A little pot...
00:52:08 And an onion. We're all set.
00:52:33 Come in.
00:52:36 Excuse me. Tell me who did it.
00:52:41 Mathias? - He took it and hit me.
00:52:45 Did you take Frans' lunchbox?
00:52:49 Did you take Frans' lunchbox?
00:52:52 Who the hell is Frans?
00:53:01 What the hell is that doing there?
00:53:05 What's this? Come with me.
00:53:09 It's not mine.
00:53:19 Come along.
00:53:22 Sorry about that.
00:53:25 Okay, turn to page 14.
00:53:34 Stop it Get in!
00:53:49 Awesome.
00:53:55 Get lost, Alexander
00:53:58 What did you say?
00:54:40 Guitar solo!
00:54:44 Take that!
00:54:52 What do we do now?
00:55:01 The machinery
00:55:05 Niccolo hands out money and gifts.
00:55:10 We're giving money away?
00:55:15 I invited people to a party
00:55:19 Did you have free booze?
00:55:23 This'll be a party they'll never forget.
00:55:27 It's all about the way you sell it.
00:55:30 Where do we get money from?
00:55:41 That's it for today.
00:55:44 I promised Токе and Alf they
00:55:55 We're tired of kiddie discos,
00:56:00 Everyone but Alexander is invited.
00:56:05 Then sleepyhead better wake up.
00:56:09 It's all set: Free bar, DJ,
00:56:13 No limits.
00:56:16 What? No parents?
00:56:25 When are you going to
00:56:28 Won't you do them for me?
00:56:41 Who is it?
00:56:46 Hello?
00:56:58 Is the new Niccolo out?
00:57:03 Here you go.
00:57:37 FOLLOW ME OR
00:57:43 BOW BEFORE THE NEW KING!!!
00:58:26 Токе, we're leaving.
00:58:29 Make sure he eats properly.
00:58:34 Take care of the place.
00:58:51 Hey, give me a hand.
00:59:00 Where did you get all that from?
00:59:05 Grab a box.
00:59:39 I had three of these.
00:59:44 Okay. See you.
00:59:51 Why haven't you answered my texts?
00:59:58 Are you thirsty?
01:00:02 I'll make you a drink.
01:00:07 A little red wine, some Burn...
01:00:13 Yes, and peanuts! Lots of peanuts.
01:00:19 And a ton of lemon slices.
01:00:22 Tilde Surprise.
01:00:28 It looks gross.
01:00:37 Can I talk to you?
01:00:46 What's up?
01:00:50 Having fun?
01:00:53 What the hell's going on?
01:00:57 Look at her.
01:00:59 We stood in a corner like
01:01:05 We were just talking.
01:01:11 Is anything wrong?
01:01:18 Your name was Tilde, right?
01:01:23 Were you even invited?
01:01:28 Hey, are those braces?
01:01:35 Now you know how it feels.
01:01:52 Don't leave. I didn't mean it.
01:02:01 Hey, Alf.
01:02:04 Are you okay?
01:02:10 Come with me.
01:02:19 Come on.
01:02:44 Relax your jaw.
01:02:52 Take it easy with that tongue.
01:03:00 Why did you do that to Mathias?
01:03:05 What do you mean?
01:03:11 Yeah.
01:03:16 That's the only reason I
01:03:19 What are you talking about?
01:04:08 I'll spell my name. J-0...
01:04:12 ...H-A-N...
01:04:22 Токе, Alf is in trouble.
01:04:33 Токе. Don't come in!
01:04:42 Stop it! Leave him alone!
01:04:55 Stop it. He'll choke. Let him go!
01:05:04 Put the lid on.
01:05:09 You're killing him!
01:05:27 Mathias...
01:05:30 Mathias.
01:06:09 I'm such a moron.
01:06:23 Come on. This is what we've
01:06:29 Go. See you tomorrow.
01:07:02 Hit the barbecue.
01:07:06 Again.
01:07:09 Again.
01:07:22 Get him.
01:07:24 Put some music on.
01:07:31 Pig!
01:07:39 Die!
01:07:42 Thanks for all the crap you've
01:07:46 Had enough?
01:08:04 Your turn.
01:08:20 We're leaving.
01:08:33 Damn it.
01:08:38 Fine. Stay on the bottom, Alf.
01:08:45 If you get in my way, I'll squash you.
01:09:18 - Mathias, come down here!
01:09:25 - Hey, Mathias?
01:09:32 Roll him over on his side.
01:09:38 Mathias!
01:09:42 My son has been assaulted.
01:09:47 It's just awful.
01:09:56 He's lucky to be alive.
01:10:02 meaningless.
01:10:09 Sweetie, I understand you're upset.
01:10:46 Morning.
01:10:52 Turn to page 36.
01:10:58 Hey! Listen up! Page 36.
01:11:04 Be quiet and sit down.
01:11:21 Sorry I'm late.
01:11:29 Page 36, everyone.
01:11:51 What's your problem?
01:11:56 Shut up and go change.
01:13:09 Come here, asshole.
01:13:14 From now on, you do as I say.
01:13:17 I didn't hear you.
01:15:15 Токе? We need to talk.
01:15:24 Let him in.
01:15:50 What do you want?
01:15:54 It's all a big mistake.
01:16:26 Be careful. Bring him over here.
01:16:57 Put the stake there.
01:17:19 You had it coming.
01:17:22 You should have believed in us.
01:17:25 You should have believed in me.
01:17:28 Even tiny maggots can
01:17:35 Токе!
01:17:51 Токе!
01:18:02 Pull, pull, pull.
01:18:06 Pull...
01:18:12 Stop. Let's go.
01:18:18 Move it.
01:20:06 Alf.
01:20:16 What's his name?
01:20:27 Sorry I was like that...
01:21:43 There!
01:21:45 My biggest dream is to be as
01:21:51 Hard to do with a broken leg.
01:21:57 Alf, you're next.
01:22:13 This is Samson.
01:22:17 He and I have something in common.
01:22:21 We've both lost our best friend.
01:22:31 I have one wish...
01:22:34 My biggest dream is for
01:23:13 How did you find him?
01:23:16 He didn't run very far.
01:23:33 My biggest dream has
01:25:19 So, Alf. You want to dance again...
01:25:26 Your foot might not heal properly.
01:25:30 But you know that.
01:25:36 Ready when you are.