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00:00:31	Solid.
00:00:34	Scorch.
00:00:36	First day of high school, Virg.
00:00:39	Football games, free periods...
00:00:46	- Derek? You have a bat in the cave.
00:00:49	Boogie fever.
00:00:54	And that was just a test.
00:00:58	- Oh, hey, hey.
00:01:00	Their first high school fight!
00:01:03	- Where does the time go?
00:01:06	- I'm thinking about my social future.
00:01:10	I've got my two best guys
00:01:13	I'm your favorite though? You can
00:01:17	I still can't believe you talked
00:01:21	You'll do fine.
00:01:23	He's in full freak mode
00:01:26	Don't worry, I'll be there
00:01:28	- You mean to goof around?
00:01:30	This is serious.
00:01:33	D-rock, I never try to embarrass you.
00:01:51	But first, a little boom-bah.
00:01:59	Relax, Beaugard.
00:02:10	What's up with that?
00:02:14	I'll see you guys later.
00:02:19	- OK, that's enough for today.
00:02:23	Bro, maybe you ought to rest your arm.
00:02:27	What is that?
00:02:30	Coming through! Whoa!
00:02:32	Coming through! I can't control it!
00:02:35	I'm really sorry! Look out!
00:02:37	Whoa!
00:02:48	I'm sorry! Excuse me!
00:02:50	He's chewing up my field!
00:02:55	- Isn't that your neighbor?
00:02:57	This kid in our class
00:03:00	He skipped a bunch of grades
00:03:02	Oh, yeah. A real Einstein.
00:03:07	Get off my field right now!
00:03:10	Stupid dork's going down.
00:03:11	What are you doing? He's going away.
00:03:15	Oh!
00:03:19	Now that's some accuracy.
00:03:28	Little baby.
00:03:30	Come on, give him a break.
00:03:32	Whoa, whoa! Hey, hey!
00:03:34	Hey, come on!
00:03:37	Derek, if you wanna jump in,
00:03:39	Derek?
00:03:44	Put me down!
00:03:48	- Good throw! All right, Derek!
00:03:56	Thanks for sticking up for me.
00:04:01	Please tell me I don't look
00:04:04	It's not that bad, really.
00:04:10	- I'm Charlie Tuttle.
00:04:15	Nice to meet you.
00:04:18	So, what's the story
00:04:22	I always get a hard time on the bus
00:04:25	a rocket-propulsion all-terrain cart
00:04:28	Uh-huh. And how's that
00:04:47	It's working great!
00:04:51	My emotion modulator
00:04:53	what Albert Felinestein is trying to
00:04:57	Isn't that amazing?
00:05:01	Virgil? Hey! Earth to Virgil.
00:05:04	Virg! Don't you think, Virgil?
00:05:09	Virgil? Aren't you excited?
00:05:11	Yes, Charlie, I'm thrilled
00:05:14	Um, I'm not entirely certain, but I
00:05:21	Charlie, what do you want from me?
00:05:24	I can only act so surprised
00:05:27	how to power your house
00:05:29	It's cocktail sauce.
00:05:31	You know what would make me happy?
00:05:35	By useful, I mean something that
00:05:39	Hey, you can't
00:05:42	Hey, great bike. Lots of shiny,
00:06:03	Did you know that the contents of
00:06:08	- It does.
00:06:10	It's the electrolytes
00:06:12	Thumbs down... and go!
00:06:17	Yes! I win!
00:06:19	Senior year and I'm still
00:06:22	No offense, guys. I do enjoy
00:06:26	Hey, none taken.
00:06:29	But seriously, how did it come to this?
00:06:33	Let's see, maybe your plight
00:06:36	being stripped, dressed in mini skirts,
00:06:40	A picture made the cover
00:06:43	- And on all the local news stations.
00:06:46	Ah yes, the incident
00:06:50	to a very expensive therapist.
00:06:53	Hey, Hummingbird.
00:06:57	That's Charlie speak for 'hello.'
00:07:00	Um, excuse me, miss.
00:07:04	Oh, I love birds. All kinds of birds.
00:07:06	Big birds, little birds.
00:07:09	for the local chapter of the Junior
00:07:14	Anyway, gotta run.
00:07:15	Fix that.
00:07:18	Well, that explains it.
00:07:22	Jeanette has been sweating you
00:07:26	Forget it. I'm married to science.
00:07:29	Hey, congratulations, buddy.
00:07:41	Pardon me, gents.
00:07:44	Ah, soda.
00:07:46	I hear if you leave a penny in that
00:07:50	I was actually planning on drinking it.
00:07:53	Well, never mind then.
00:07:56	So, um, how are you, Virg?
00:07:58	I didn't see you much this summer.
00:08:00	Oh, you know, I was doing a lot of
00:08:04	- Video games?
00:08:07	The usual, pool parties,
00:08:10	But I did take this awesome
00:08:13	Oh, that's cool.
00:08:15	I remember you made a gingerbread house
00:08:18	- And walk-in cIosets.
00:08:21	Oh, well...
00:08:23	Well, I have calculus. Hate it. Need it.
00:08:27	I got Public Speaking.
00:08:28	Hate it. Need it.
00:08:40	There's a good reason Tesla's biographer
00:08:41	There's a good reason Tesla's biographer
00:08:43	named his book
00:08:45	Tesla was so far advanced
00:08:49	that they often derided...
00:08:52	...they often
00:08:54	Miss...
00:08:56	Jocelyn, is it too much to ask that
00:09:01	Sorry.
00:09:07	- Excuse me.
00:09:08	I believe you're here for
00:09:12	I'll get it later.
00:09:15	I need Virgil Fox right away!
00:09:17	- Virgil Fox?
00:09:20	- I heard he might not make it.
00:09:22	You can pick up your hall pass
00:09:26	That's it. I'm moving to Paraguay.
00:09:30	- Ever really looked at our mascot?
00:09:34	Remember that rocket-propulsion all
00:09:38	Thanks for mentioning it again.
00:09:40	It's been ten minutes
00:09:42	Listen, it ties together. That
00:09:46	but one element of the design was
00:09:51	Remember that physics, new reality,
00:09:55	Oh, yeah, that was fun.
00:09:57	I started building my own theory
00:10:00	incorporating my proven hypothesis
00:10:03	I put one of the school's computers
00:10:06	The DSL has been doing all the work.
00:10:08	And moments ago, I uploaded
00:10:14	Commander Tuttle on the bridge!
00:10:20	Dude, no way I'm saluting you.
00:10:22	Fine. At ease.
00:10:33	What I'm about to show you is very,
00:10:36	very, very top secret.
00:10:41	We have to keep this just between us.
00:10:44	Check it out.
00:10:53	Yeah?
00:10:56	What you're looking at
00:10:57	is a successful simulation
00:11:08	What are you doing?
00:11:10	I'm trying to stop any more of your
00:11:14	What?
00:11:16	Come on, yesterday you said
00:11:20	Well, time travel is useful.
00:11:22	Charlie, you're 1 4 years old.
00:11:24	You're two years away
00:11:27	you still call your underwear
00:11:29	I should believe
00:11:31	Yes! And based on my specifications
00:11:37	- into the past!
00:11:39	Pardon me, how's your
00:11:47	It's all about light, right?
00:11:50	Well, my hypothesis suggests that
00:11:54	From any light source.
00:11:58	A slide projector?
00:12:01	Did I say regular? No, I didn't.
00:12:03	What we're talking about
00:12:06	of electronic components and
00:12:10	Which you know nothing about,
00:12:12	We'll have to find a hardware guy.
00:12:16	Hey, Chickadee! What's shakin'?
00:12:19	You have to excuse Charlie.
00:12:22	- No, I'm not!
00:12:26	- Um, what's in the bowI?
00:12:30	Here, take mine.
00:12:39	- Did you see that?
00:12:41	Dude, she gave you meringue.
00:12:48	I just need to know, are you
00:12:51	Are you gonna be part of something,
00:12:54	or sit on the sidelines
00:12:57	OK, look, I'll make you a deal.
00:12:59	I'll help with your machine
00:13:02	But when we try it out
00:13:05	we use it for whatever I want to do.
00:13:09	- All right.
00:13:11	But Virgil, this hardware person
00:13:16	Why?
00:13:17	Because he not only needs
00:13:20	but also, let's say,
00:13:24	- Lives on the fringes of society.
00:13:27	- How about him?
00:13:30	Look at him. He's, he's...
00:13:33	Perfect. You know, at those
00:13:36	there's always that giant metal dinosaur
00:13:40	- I've seen the commercials.
00:13:44	Killer-saurus. 1 5,000 pounds
00:13:48	- I get it.
00:13:52	I get it! I get it.
00:14:14	Your cat is freaking me out.
00:14:17	It's not my cat. It's his.
00:14:20	His name is Albert Felinestein.
00:14:23	That's the dumbest name for a cat
00:14:26	Couldn't agree more, Zeke.
00:14:29	Zekester.
00:14:32	I hate
00:14:35	Like 'Virgilosity.' I'm like,
00:14:40	I'm going to stop talking now.
00:14:43	- Amy, no! This is a private meeting.
00:14:46	I just came down to watch TV. But Mom
00:14:51	A boy.
00:14:54	Ew, he's gross! Geez, Virgil,
00:14:58	Amy, leave or I tell mom you're doing
00:15:02	Chill. I'm outta here. It's like
00:15:08	- She's a charmer.
00:15:11	OK, this thing, this, uh,
00:15:13	quantum integration to the physical
00:15:18	Iooks like it could work.
00:15:23	Yeah, Mongo read.
00:15:26	- OK. So you'll help us construct it?
00:15:30	I'm always up for a challenge.
00:15:36	Um, you have a little...
00:15:39	- No.
00:15:44	Do that again and I weld you
00:16:03	Have you thought how
00:16:06	The first journey back
00:16:09	and our specific goal on that journey
00:16:12	I got it. Two words, gentlemen:
00:16:15	- The lottery.
00:16:18	Absolutely not, Virgil!
00:16:20	Oh, but you already did.
00:16:22	You said that if I helped you,
00:16:24	we'd use the machine for
00:16:29	Do you want to time travel
00:16:33	- Fine.
00:16:34	You're not going to be able to
00:16:38	- This is gonna take major amperage.
00:16:44	I know the place. It's perfect.
00:16:47	It's completely perfect.
00:16:49	Come on, come on!
00:16:52	- Oh!
00:16:53	we need to talk
00:16:56	No can do. We're completely
00:17:00	The Future Fonduers of America
00:17:02	Is that Chester in the vending machine?
00:17:04	- Hey, fellas.
00:17:07	- It's not taking my dollar.
00:17:10	Like what? Change the way
00:17:15	Everything in the world
00:17:17	There are those who stuff others
00:17:20	and those who get stuffed into vending
00:17:24	It's in the Vice Principal's handbook.
00:17:27	Anyway, about our club,
00:17:30	- we were wondering...
00:17:33	Impossible. Never gonna happen.
00:17:36	Like this.
00:17:43	Perhaps we can convince you
00:17:47	Huh?
00:17:57	Done.
00:18:02	All right, scooch over to your left.
00:18:07	The north wing was knocked
00:18:11	which we're underneath now.
00:18:14	Room 77 was built to be the school's
00:18:21	I think it's right through here.
00:18:49	Someone call
00:18:54	This is a disaster.
00:18:57	Got great bones, though.
00:20:34	OK! This is it.
00:20:38	One small step for man,
00:20:40	but one very large...
00:20:44	No, that's not it.
00:20:46	Dude, just turn it on.
00:21:07	Good gravy!
00:21:17	- Scratch!
00:21:20	- Right.
00:21:24	Be the world's first time traveler?
00:21:26	I just ate a meatball sandwich.
00:21:31	Yeah and um...
00:21:45	Get the goggles.
00:21:53	- OK, you're good.
00:21:55	- OK.
00:22:02	Where's Albert Felinestein?
00:22:05	Did you...?
00:22:08	Hello? Vortex! He could die!
00:22:12	You were OK with me going in there.
00:22:14	- But I was gonna...
00:22:17	Whoa, a catsicle!
00:22:19	Virgil, time travel is unpredictable.
00:22:22	The temperatures can be highly variable!
00:22:24	Guys? Take a look at the watch.
00:22:29	8:43.
00:22:31	8:44.
00:22:34	An exact one-minute differential.
00:22:36	Your cat is the first
00:22:40	We did it!
00:23:06	Huh. That's bizarre.
00:23:08	I've got a reading from the Summerton
00:23:13	but nothing around it. Hmm.
00:23:15	You think they got
00:23:18	Nah, they would've called right away.
00:23:22	They give us basement dwellers
00:23:25	Plus all the good snacks are upstairs.
00:23:27	I mean, seriously,
00:23:37	Steph, what do I have to do
00:23:40	She's just teaching me French.
00:23:42	Hmm, Jocelyn Lee is tutoring you
00:23:51	See, that's why I need her help.
00:23:54	I said, 'My boyfriend
00:23:58	Come on, Steph, Jocelyn's hot
00:24:02	I would never go there.
00:24:05	- I know.
00:24:07	OK.
00:24:15	- Oh, Steph, I didn't see you there.
00:24:18	- You studying?
00:24:21	Oh, I have one.
00:24:24	Do you have a pencil?
00:24:26	Same old Virg. Never changes.
00:24:28	Well, you haven't changed much either.
00:24:31	Does your hair still frizz up
00:24:34	Totally. This morning before school I
00:24:36	I love the Wiggly Worm.
00:24:39	Because Derek shoved the nozzle
00:24:42	He tried to run away and
00:24:44	Shh!
00:24:52	- I miss us.
00:24:55	Yeah.
00:24:58	You know, Derek really did
00:25:01	But you know how seniors are.
00:25:04	Anyway, I know he feels bad
00:25:08	You know, they say that people who
00:25:12	And get more acne.
00:25:19	I'm sweating like five hogs.
00:25:21	Due to irregularities in temperature,
00:25:24	OK, I got the winning
00:25:28	To guarantee that the vortex maintains
00:25:32	we only have ten minutes
00:25:35	Otherwise, we run the risk of exploding.
00:25:38	That's funny,
00:25:41	I did. Activating grid...
00:25:47	Um... what's with the grappling hook?
00:25:50	You making fun of the hook?
00:25:52	What? No, no. Love, love the hook.
00:26:03	Next stop... funky town.
00:26:09	Whoa!
00:26:18	I just remembered.
00:26:22	Can we talk about this?
00:26:57	We gotta work on our landings.
00:27:01	1:27 yesterday. We did it.
00:27:03	Oh yes, we did it.
00:27:07	# We're time travelers
00:27:10	# We're time, we're time, we're time
00:27:14	- # We're time travelers #
00:27:17	He really loves science.
00:27:20	# We're time travelers
00:27:32	One lottery ticket, please.
00:27:36	- We're feeling lucky.
00:27:39	Are you feeling like you have I.D.? You
00:27:50	Hi. We need to ask you a favor.
00:27:53	He wants a tip.
00:27:58	Here, OK.
00:28:00	We need you to buy us a lottery ticket
00:28:05	What do you say?
00:28:10	- Tip him.
00:28:13	It's all I got, OK?
00:28:19	You guys. You guys! We have two minutes
00:28:23	New plan. We'll meet you here
00:28:25	Hang on to the ticket till then, OK?
00:28:28	OK.
00:28:33	OK, that's the second fluctuation,
00:28:37	at the same exact location.
00:28:39	I'm telling you,
00:28:42	What else could it be?
00:28:43	You think they all of a sudden started
00:28:47	Now, let's just
00:28:51	Can you help me un-knot this?
00:29:02	Cool. I can't believe he won.
00:29:05	An incredible story
00:29:08	The winner of the State Lottery,
00:29:10	has turned out to be
00:29:18	Told you.
00:29:23	OK, so tomorrow we go back in time
00:29:27	- But this time, we be sure...
00:29:31	It's cheating.
00:29:35	You're right. It is cheating.
00:29:38	New plan. We go on TV with
00:29:41	sell like 8,000 of them and instantly
00:29:45	And they say you can't buy happiness.
00:29:48	Listen to me. If anyone finds out
00:29:52	it will be the end
00:29:56	The end!
00:29:57	Can you back up?
00:30:08	Oh, no.
00:30:12	Think outside the box.
00:30:14	There's an important use
00:30:16	What's more important
00:30:19	Kidding! I'm kidding... mostly.
00:30:36	Hey, Chester. Looking for these?
00:30:39	Hey, gimme those!
00:30:49	If you're trying out a new look,
00:30:53	Those kids stole my cIothes.
00:30:57	I'd like to. Really, I would.
00:30:59	But that would mean altering the
00:31:03	So... good luck.
00:31:09	Virgil, I just had a brilliant idea.
00:31:13	- You mean use the time machine to...
00:31:20	- Starch!
00:31:23	Did you read the instructions
00:31:26	I'm sorry.
00:31:30	OK, so let me get this straight.
00:31:33	You're saying we become
00:31:36	- to the un-cool?
00:31:39	We live in a world
00:31:42	can make or break
00:31:44	Take what happened freshman year.
00:31:48	- I never would've done it.
00:31:51	Think about all the kids at this school
00:31:55	We all live in constant fear
00:31:58	because we happen to be smaller,
00:32:01	But we can change that.
00:32:04	The Minutemen must use their powers
00:32:08	And then we focus on getting rich.
00:32:12	Again, I'm kidding.
00:32:14	- And who are the Minutemen?
00:32:19	The all-important minutes in time.
00:32:23	- Clever, right?
00:32:26	Not really.
00:32:31	Forget it! None of these remote
00:32:35	This is no good.
00:32:36	We have to make adjustments
00:32:39	Well, then, I guess one of us
00:32:43	- Not it!
00:32:44	Not it! Aww! Dang it!
00:32:48	- Unfair, I invented the machine.
00:32:50	- Re-do. Not it!
00:32:53	Not it!
00:32:56	Not it! That was fun.
00:32:59	- Not it!
00:33:04	I was looking for a club to join
00:33:06	- 'The Back To The Future Fan Club.'
00:33:10	I love that movie, even though
00:33:13	But I totally love
00:33:15	I mean, it's just so...
00:33:19	Actually Jeanette,
00:33:22	No, it isn't, Virgil.
00:33:24	Uh... Excuse us.
00:33:30	- Shh!
00:33:35	Hi.
00:33:36	- No, no, no!
00:33:38	- No, no, no.
00:33:45	OK.
00:33:49	Jeanette, have a seat.
00:34:04	Whoa!
00:34:05	- OK, you know what to do, right?
00:34:08	Um... but first...
00:34:13	We so have to do something
00:34:16	Huh?
00:34:22	There you go. That's better.
00:34:25	- Where did you get these?
00:34:28	How lucky is that? If he still owned
00:34:31	that would be like, no help at all.
00:34:36	I've been looking
00:34:38	that would highlight
00:34:40	- You're built like a chihuahua.
00:34:43	- You think I don't know what a yeti is?
00:34:45	- Virgil, grow up.
00:34:47	- Don't yell at Charlie!
00:34:50	I never yell at people.
00:34:53	Stop yelling!
00:34:54	I never thought time travel
00:35:03	Oh, man!
00:35:08	Hold it right there, friend.
00:35:13	Uh, if you guys are gonna pick on me,
00:35:17	- Don't be afraid.
00:35:30	What's going on, fellas?
00:35:32	Oh, you can keep those.
00:35:46	Who were those snowsuit guys?
00:35:49	After twenty years of service
00:35:51	the board gives you either a gold watch
00:35:54	My sweet little castle.
00:35:56	Don't touch it. It's going in my office
00:36:00	It's delicate.
00:36:26	Did we win? Did we win?
00:36:28	Oh, we won all right. We won big.
00:36:32	Nurse Ratchett and Coach Bob
00:36:34	have seen it before
00:36:37	One more thing, before we wrap up
00:36:41	Recently, a group of students
00:36:44	disrupted a gym class.
00:36:47	More importantly, they destroyed
00:36:50	Whoever you students are,
00:36:53	that once you are identified,
00:36:59	That is all.
00:37:01	Cool. We're outlaws.
00:37:03	- On the run from Johnny Law.
00:37:09	That's what my mom calls me
00:37:25	Perfect, except I think
00:37:31	I hate it when those things dangle.
00:37:34	Pick up in five minutes, OK?
00:37:38	I'm totally tired and need to sit down.
00:37:42	You think maybe you could
00:37:45	You know, bend the rules
00:37:49	Eugene von Hoserberg.
00:37:54	- Uh... You bet.
00:38:04	So, do you think you get it?
00:38:06	Um... yeah.
00:38:17	Here you go...
00:38:24	Nice one, dork.
00:38:26	Way to go, Eugene.
00:38:39	Eugene von Hoserberg.
00:38:43	- Uh... You bet.
00:38:58	- Here you go.
00:39:09	All right, the Snowsuit guys.
00:39:11	Way to go, Snow Guys.
00:39:15	Way to go, Eugene.
00:39:20	Whoa... deja vu.
00:39:32	The jig is up, Ski Club!
00:39:36	...Snowsuit Guys?
00:41:00	Yeah, I party with them
00:41:02	Who's this we're talking about, Eugene?
00:41:04	Oh, hey, Virgil.
00:41:08	I'm just talking about
00:41:11	Oh, yeah, I heard about them.
00:41:13	They're supposed to be total heroes.
00:41:15	Oh, and I hear the medium height guy,
00:41:18	and devastatingly handsome...
00:41:22	And they're called the Minutemen,
00:41:29	Anyone notice that Eugene
00:41:32	You want attitude, check out Chester.
00:41:34	Am I a trend setter?
00:41:36	I mean, who else are these kids
00:41:40	Those doorknobs?
00:41:43	Virgil? Virgil, Virgil!
00:41:46	I almost called you,
00:41:49	- What? What's going on?
00:41:53	Get out!
00:41:55	But it's not a done deal yet. I applied
00:41:59	They're sending a scout, which means I
00:42:03	That's so cool! I'm so psyched for you!
00:42:06	- Steph!
00:42:09	- Oh.
00:42:11	So, I'll see you later, Virg. Bye.
00:42:18	Charlie, what's wrong?
00:42:22	OK, there's something I haven't told
00:42:27	Remember there was one last piece of
00:42:31	until I found what I was looking for
00:42:33	through a round-the-cIock
00:42:37	- He was hacking.
00:42:41	- I stole it from NASA.
00:42:49	- It's not as bad as it sounds.
00:42:52	The files were from the 1 960s,
00:42:55	- No one has touched them for decades.
00:42:58	- We could go to prison.
00:43:00	if we do go to prison, and we share the
00:43:04	- Great.
00:43:06	as long as we don't use the machine
00:43:18	Mmm, I dropped a grape.
00:43:31	So, how did it happen?
00:43:42	Forget it. It's terrible Stephanie
00:43:46	But forget it. I mean, we all said
00:43:51	The heat is on.
00:43:53	If we don't help Stephanie she
00:43:56	- We have to go back.
00:43:59	Oh! Creepy crush. I vote yes!
00:44:01	Charlie, you said it yourself, the
00:44:05	I'll bet nobody knows they're missing.
00:44:08	We are the Minutemen,
00:44:19	Don't be late for dinner!
00:44:42	OK, we need a plan of action.
00:44:44	- We've got to be extremely discreet.
00:44:47	- Zeke, what do you think?
00:44:49	- Zeke?
00:44:53	At least we got
00:45:00	Go, go, go!
00:45:07	Come back here!
00:45:17	Snowsuit Guys.
00:45:25	- What's up, Gene.
00:45:32	Stop! Hold it right there!
00:45:35	Go Rams! Whoo!
00:45:47	Good catch!
00:45:49	Wow.
00:45:52	I don't know who you are,
00:45:56	Get out.
00:46:00	Snowsuit Guys,
00:46:05	Get... whoa!
00:46:13	- All right!
00:46:16	And we're called the Minutemen!
00:46:18	Yeehaw!
00:46:30	According to my calculations,
00:46:34	- Leave us alone, Chester.
00:46:39	- Excuse me, what is going on here?
00:46:42	- Shut up, dirtball.
00:46:46	Chester, last I remember you were
00:46:50	and I will not tolerate students
00:46:53	So you come with me.
00:46:59	- The Ram's Horn?
00:47:01	- Sure.
00:47:03	- 'Robot Man Sues OId Lady'?
00:47:06	We are changing the outcome
00:47:09	- Our jumps cause a chain reaction.
00:47:12	Chester getting in trouble.
00:47:15	Robot men suing old ladies?
00:47:21	Mad I tell you!
00:47:27	GIobal warming.
00:47:36	Hey, you, uh, need a hand?
00:47:39	Uh... Steph.
00:47:42	Um, not, not really.
00:47:43	- What are you...?
00:47:47	- to thank you.
00:47:49	For saving me. Snowsuit Guy.
00:47:52	- What? Oh, no, no, no.
00:47:56	'Get out?' Please.
00:47:59	You, Charlie, and Zeke Thompson
00:48:03	- are the Snowsuit Guys.
00:48:05	I knew it! That is so cool! I figured
00:48:09	The kids you helped, it was before
00:48:12	- like with me.
00:48:14	How are we gonna know when
00:48:17	That's exactly what I asked myself.
00:48:20	I thought about it and
00:48:23	- Then I figured it out.
00:48:26	- Yes, I did.
00:48:27	- You couldn't have.
00:48:29	You, Charlie and Zeke...
00:48:33	-...are psychic.
00:48:35	What? Who said 'time travelers'?
00:48:37	- No, that's crazy. We're psychic.
00:48:39	- We're psychic. I heard you...
00:48:42	Virgil, you said time travel. Oh my
00:48:46	Huh? Huh?
00:48:52	Down!
00:49:02	Time out!
00:49:03	Six seconds left
00:49:06	The Hornets cling to a four-point lead
00:49:10	Football. Remind me
00:49:13	'Cause some kid always
00:49:16	Just keep your eyes open.
00:49:19	You know, I'm actually very bright.
00:49:21	Even though a lot of people
00:49:23	- Sputty?
00:49:27	Great.
00:49:29	Listen, Beau, it's all in your hands,
00:49:33	All right? Forget that there's
00:49:37	Forget that you could put
00:49:40	Forget my little boy
00:49:43	Iooking down on his father trying
00:49:45	of winning a state championship.
00:49:50	What I want is you...
00:49:52	...you, to, uh...
00:49:55	- Be the ball?
00:49:59	Be the ball! Go get 'em!
00:50:07	Down! Blue, twenty-two!
00:50:09	- Go Rams go!
00:50:12	- Set! Hike!
00:50:15	Down with Tolkan! Done with Tolkan!
00:50:20	Down with Tolkan!
00:50:22	For a guy with nudity issues,
00:50:26	Loses the ball!
00:50:30	And Hamilton's got it!
00:50:36	The Hornets win!
00:50:49	I always knew you were gonna do
00:50:52	That's whacked out, man.
00:50:54	One, two, three, four
00:50:57	- Amy...
00:50:59	- You can't touch this. I'm too great.
00:51:03	Stephanie, I didn't even see you.
00:51:06	And oh my gosh, Derek Beaugard?
00:51:09	You are like the best
00:51:12	...except for that blown play yesterday.
00:51:16	- Just go. Amy, go watch cartoons.
00:51:20	I'm so, so sorry.
00:51:22	I'm trying to talk my folks
00:51:25	She's so cute.
00:51:28	Oh. So, um...
00:51:31	About the game yesterday, Virg.
00:51:35	He feels like he let
00:51:37	- I would've won that game.
00:51:40	- and distracted him.
00:51:43	It's like they just don't know
00:51:48	So you guys want the Minutemen to stop
00:51:53	Uh, no, man.
00:51:57	Who are the... Minutemen?
00:51:59	That's us.
00:52:02	Never mind.
00:52:04	- So, uh...
00:52:08	- Charlie's gonna be a tough sell.
00:52:11	I know we never really talked about
00:52:15	But the thing is, I tried to stop them.
00:52:19	I wish you and I could get back
00:52:21	AIways chillin'.
00:52:24	What do you say, man?
00:52:39	Scorch!
00:52:45	I can't believe you want to help Derek
00:52:48	- Did to us?
00:52:51	- And besides, it's time to move on.
00:52:55	We might be damaging the space-time
00:52:58	That could have serious consequences
00:53:03	What happened to Derek in that game
00:53:06	- Indirectly.
00:53:08	Chester's a different person
00:53:11	- Excellent point.
00:53:13	or have I totally lost control
00:53:16	Lost control, bro.
00:53:23	Sorry I'm late.
00:53:30	Activating grid.
00:53:36	Ah, yes. We mustn't forget
00:53:39	Everybody's gotta make fun of the hook.
00:53:52	Whee!
00:53:58	I will never get tired of that.
00:54:13	Yeah!
00:54:15	Ha!
00:54:30	Hey, guys. You seen this?
00:54:38	Can I get a little help, guys?
00:54:41	Guys, a little help?
00:54:46	Beaugard loses the ball,
00:54:49	Hamilton's got it!
00:54:54	So because you took this tape with you
00:54:59	It still exists.
00:55:01	- Pretty clever, huh?
00:55:04	You're the man!
00:55:07	- No!
00:55:08	This is too big.
00:55:11	Yeah, yeah, no worries, brother.
00:55:14	Tomorrow we're partying at my
00:55:17	Oh, I want to. I, I can't, though.
00:55:20	The Weather Network is counting down
00:55:26	I didn't realize how lame an evening
00:55:41	Oh! Thank you.
00:55:43	Thanks.
00:55:44	So, you having fun?
00:55:46	Oh, yeah. I haven't been to a party
00:55:49	And I remember the pony threw up on me.
00:55:51	- That was my birthday party.
00:55:56	I'm kidding.
00:55:59	Oh, good.
00:56:03	So I guess you're going
00:56:07	Yeah, I guess.
00:56:09	You don't sound happy about it.
00:56:11	I don't know.
00:56:13	every social gathering.
00:56:16	It's really a sickness
00:56:18	I don't know.
00:56:20	Being popular seems like
00:56:23	I don't know about that.
00:56:26	Sometimes I wonder
00:56:28	I mean, look at you. You don't
00:56:32	...um...
00:56:34	Captain of the dorks?
00:56:36	I wasn't going to say it like that.
00:56:38	But seriously, you guys look like you're
00:56:42	Really? 'Cause from our side,
00:56:46	it looks like you
00:56:48	- Really?
00:56:50	- Hey, Virg!
00:56:52	It is so good partying with you again.
00:56:54	Thank those other guys for me, the big,
00:56:58	Oh! Dang it.
00:57:01	Hold on, let me call him.
00:57:03	- Stephanie, come see this.
00:57:35	Charlie, how many more times
00:57:38	Three hundred and twel've times
00:57:41	Charlie, listen,
00:57:46	Fine... I forgive you.
00:57:47	Look, I'm just really frazzled.
00:57:49	I'm worried about the time machine
00:57:53	Hang on, I've got another call.
00:57:56	Hello?
00:57:58	Hey, Virgil?
00:57:59	Um...
00:58:02	- I can't believe I just...
00:58:04	He, um...
00:58:06	- He, um...
00:58:14	Steph. Steph.
00:58:19	Stephanie?
00:58:25	I haven't done this
00:58:32	- That, that wasn't there before.
00:58:37	Yeah, but what fun would that be?
00:58:43	So tell me, what happened?
00:58:46	So, Derek got out of practice early.
00:58:49	And when I went over to his house,
00:58:54	Oh, Steph.
00:58:57	I knew it, too.
00:58:59	I just didn't want to believe it.
00:59:01	I feel so stupid.
00:59:06	I know how much you like
00:59:10	in the rush to get here, I accidentally
00:59:16	Do you have any marinara sauce?
00:59:18	Huh? Well...
00:59:20	No, I can go get some if you...
00:59:24	You're joking.
00:59:27	It was really nice of you
00:59:30	You're an amazing friend.
00:59:32	Yeah... friend.
00:59:40	- Hello?
00:59:44	It's Derek.
00:59:48	Listen, I'm going to talk to him.
00:59:52	I have to end it once and for all.
00:59:56	Good luck.
01:00:07	I'm OK!
01:00:19	These repeated irregularities
01:00:22	after their primary incidence.
01:00:24	It's totally weirdsville.
01:00:27	I mean, it's serious, sir. Um...
01:00:30	The fluctuations are emanating directly
01:00:34	I actually have a theory about that.
01:00:37	It's, well...
01:00:40	Does the department have
01:00:45	You know, you're kind of
01:00:50	Can we sit with you?
01:00:57	You don't know
01:00:59	Great athlete, hugely popular.
01:01:03	I mean, it's like people
01:01:06	- Cheat almost.
01:01:08	But I didn't cheat.
01:01:10	She kissed me
01:01:13	That does not count as cheating.
01:01:15	The thing is, and this is
01:01:18	I want you to go back in time and stop
01:01:22	What?
01:01:25	- Why should I?
01:01:28	A huge one. And it'll never
01:01:32	I don't know.
01:01:36	I know. I know and I feel awful.
01:01:39	But Steph and I have been
01:01:42	She's everything a guy could ever want.
01:01:47	I like that the three of us
01:01:49	Like the old days,
01:01:54	Come on, buddy.
01:01:58	- I need to think about it.
01:02:00	Yeah, sure.
01:02:13	Hey! What's going on? Hold up.
01:02:17	Put on your seat belt.
01:02:30	I'm tellin' you, you got the wrong guy.
01:02:32	But I can give you
01:02:37	I was gonna give them fake names.
01:02:40	Yeah, right.
01:02:41	- Mr.'Keep Me On Hold All Night.'
01:02:45	My name is Agent Rehnquist, of the
01:02:49	And I'm going to let you boys
01:02:52	A national secret.
01:02:55	In 1 969, shortly after
01:02:58	the United States government
01:03:00	a number of new scientific projects.
01:03:03	One of these projects was time travel.
01:03:06	- What?
01:03:08	- That's something else.
01:03:10	Hollywood baloney. That's...
01:03:13	The project turned up little results
01:03:15	and was eventually shut down.
01:03:17	The files never again touched.
01:03:20	That is until two months ago
01:03:23	when an industrious individual,
01:03:26	broke into the NASA mainframe,
01:03:29	using a computer which we traced
01:03:33	All right! I...
01:03:37	What my friend was about to say is that
01:03:40	if you're not going to
01:03:43	you can't keep us here.
01:03:46	I took a semester of Government.
01:03:49	Got a B minus.
01:03:54	I don't understand, sir.
01:03:58	We can get more information
01:04:00	Yeah, but now they know
01:04:03	Yes sir, excellent plan.
01:04:08	This is bad. Real bad.
01:04:12	Yeah, way to go Naughty Ned.
01:04:15	Thanks to you
01:04:18	Me? I wanted to stop
01:04:21	But no, you had to use it
01:04:24	Charlie's right. Going to parties,
01:04:27	If I remember correctly,
01:04:29	- How so?
01:04:31	Before us, you were this big guy
01:04:34	- You better shut up, Virgil.
01:04:37	You're being mean.
01:04:38	Charlie, why don't you just go home
01:04:42	I will.
01:04:44	Good luck on your new life
01:04:49	I'm outta here, too. I'm better off
01:05:05	Well, that's the last of the data.
01:05:07	Unfortunately, we won't have an answer
01:05:12	Well, excuse me for not
01:05:24	Hello?
01:05:26	Oh. Hey, Derek.
01:05:29	What do you say, Virg?
01:05:36	Yeah, sure...
01:05:38	...D-rock.
01:05:51	- Ahh!
01:05:53	Your mom let me in.
01:05:56	we could go on a walk
01:05:59	And then... oh!
01:06:01	- I'd like an orange house.
01:06:03	You wouldn't need an address.
01:06:06	'Jeanette Pachelewski, orange house.'
01:06:10	It's done!
01:06:15	Oh, um, I'm no scientist,
01:06:18	but that doesn't look good.
01:06:20	We created a... a...
01:06:23	A... a...
01:06:26	A black hole.
01:06:29	That's bad, right?
01:06:31	As the timeline continues,
01:06:33	we see an increased number of
01:06:38	If we can all turn to page 47,
01:06:41	- Hey!
01:06:44	I stole the formula, we've been
01:06:47	Way ahead of you.
01:06:50	and Winthorpe from the seismology
01:06:53	Doctors, this is Charles Tuttle.
01:06:56	- What are you, nine years old?
01:06:59	That's better. Now I don't feel
01:07:02	So you already know
01:07:05	- What?
01:07:08	I knew you guys were underfunded,
01:07:10	Preposterous. We ran the worst case
01:07:13	We never came up
01:07:15	I see five, six decimals
01:07:19	Hmm.
01:07:23	- Oops.
01:07:27	Each time we used the machine,
01:07:30	did not disappear. Instead the
01:07:34	to create one giant black hole.
01:07:36	The worst part is the black hole will
01:07:40	Then the Northwest,
01:07:45	And so on.
01:07:46	- How much time till zero hour?
01:07:51	...less than four hours
01:07:54	OK, people, we are going to Code Red.
01:07:57	There might be a way to reverse it,
01:08:01	Well, let's hear it, sir.
01:08:16	I'm excited
01:08:20	And you know what?
01:08:22	I'm really glad
01:08:25	- Hey, what are friends for?
01:09:01	- Everything set?
01:09:03	The suits are in the basement, we'll go
01:09:08	Sweet. We'll go as soon as they
01:09:13	Hey, Virgil.
01:09:22	Steph...
01:09:25	Do you believe that a person's life
01:09:30	Sometimes for the better,
01:09:34	Yeah, I guess.
01:09:36	There's a moment in one of our
01:09:40	And I don't know if it's
01:09:43	Virgil, um, I'm not following.
01:09:54	Uh, attention...
01:10:01	Um, attention everyone.
01:10:03	It's time to announce this year's
01:10:08	But first...
01:10:10	Sonny, Red,
01:10:13	peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
01:10:22	It's EIvis Presley. Anyone?
01:10:25	Come on, that was a brilliant...
01:10:29	Stephanie Jameson and
01:10:34	- This is such a surprise.
01:10:38	To guarantee we'd win, I went back
01:10:41	What?
01:10:48	Miss Jameson and Mr. Fox.
01:10:51	Don't let it go to your head.
01:11:13	So, um, did you really stuff the box?
01:11:17	Yeah.
01:11:18	I mean, you, sure,
01:11:25	I would.
01:11:31	- This is weird.
01:11:36	- Why?
01:11:40	- Right.
01:11:43	for so long, then...
01:11:45	- It's different..
01:11:53	- Come on, brother, it's time to go.
01:11:56	- I think I changed my mind.
01:11:58	- Virgil?
01:12:04	I knew Derek would be hacked
01:12:08	Fight!
01:12:10	- Oh, no.
01:12:15	Derek, wait up.
01:12:19	Oh, man.
01:12:26	Stephanie, where's Virgil?
01:12:28	- He left with Derek.
01:12:31	Don't tell me he's going
01:12:35	- Oh my gosh, that's what he's doing!
01:12:39	- Excuse me! Sorry!
01:12:47	Derek, I don't think I can do this.
01:12:51	What, why?
01:12:53	Stephanie. I just...
01:12:57	Dude, don't tell me
01:13:03	We're friends. I mean,
01:13:06	Virgil! Virgil Fox!
01:13:08	Virgil, we have a small problem.
01:13:10	We have less than an hour
01:13:14	- What are you talking about?
01:13:18	Looks like the beginnings of a fracas.
01:13:20	- A what?
01:13:22	- It's a fight.
01:13:25	Right now, all of you
01:13:28	Everyone move!
01:13:29	Everyone freeze! FBI!
01:13:33	Stop! CIA!
01:13:36	Bureau of Weights and Measures!
01:13:39	In the future,
01:13:53	Virgil, that's what I
01:14:15	We need to get these people
01:14:24	So, we're supposed to go
01:14:28	As far as I can figure,
01:14:31	We'll take the remote pack with us
01:14:34	- What pack?
01:14:36	a new way to control
01:14:39	OK, hold the phone.
01:14:41	We can't let these students go in that,
01:14:43	We have no choice. They're the only
01:14:47	If they don't go
01:14:52	God speed.
01:14:55	I'm the one who messed everything up.
01:14:57	I'll go. Charlie and Zeke
01:15:00	What do you mean, nothing to do
01:15:03	- I helped.
01:15:05	- Yeah, I did.
01:15:09	Excuse me.
01:15:10	OK. Enough! Enough!
01:15:15	You'll both go.
01:15:17	You'll be needing me too, sir,
01:16:01	Listen, guys, once we've reversed
01:16:04	there's no measuring
01:16:07	It could stay open for several more
01:16:11	And even if we do
01:16:13	there's no guarantee we'll return
01:16:17	- Aye aye, Señor Positive.
01:16:24	Virgil, I hear you're
01:16:26	That's right. Your big brother's
01:16:29	When you die can I have your room?
01:16:32	- Bye, Amy.
01:16:34	Come back in one piece, OK?
01:16:40	Come on, Charlie, we gotta go.
01:16:42	Charlie?
01:16:45	- Here.
01:17:01	Virgil.
01:17:05	You can do it!
01:17:08	Listen, I just... whatever happens,
01:17:13	Hey man, good luck.
01:17:16	Yeah, great.
01:17:21	Just, um...
01:17:24	Just be careful.
01:17:26	- OK?
01:17:29	Minutemen! Minutemen! Minutemen!
01:17:34	At least they finally
01:17:54	Let's do this, fellas!
01:18:33	Whoa. Cool.
01:18:51	Wow! Space men!
01:18:54	- I think we landed in Munchkinland.
01:18:58	Actually, we're across town
01:19:01	What planet did you come from?
01:19:03	Do people on Neptune eat macaroni? I
01:19:07	Beat it, kid. We're workin' here.
01:19:10	OK, set up the antenna.
01:19:12	Beginning reversal sequence.
01:19:14	Come on.
01:19:19	Wow! Sweet!
01:19:23	This looks good!
01:19:27	Rate of increase is slowing!
01:19:33	The vortex's polarity is decreasing.
01:19:39	Stabilization achieved!
01:19:41	- I think we did it!
01:19:49	We have 20 minutes
01:19:51	Then we can jump back.
01:19:55	Hey, guys.
01:19:56	- Today is September 3rd, 2005.
01:19:59	- Oh, that's the day...
01:20:02	- 'The Incident.'
01:20:05	The day a module of quantum acceleration
01:20:07	first interacted with the space-time
01:20:10	It's linked the wormhole from our
01:20:14	- In a few moments our...
01:20:29	Don't do it, Virgil.
01:20:32	Virg, no!
01:20:33	Virg, come on!
01:20:35	You're thinking of stopping
01:20:37	Why not? Isn't that what
01:20:41	Well, I made a mistake down there.
01:20:43	I have a chance to be somebody.
01:20:48	OK, but know this.
01:20:53	What happened down there is
01:20:58	That day that we were tied up together
01:21:03	This day.
01:21:04	This day you hate so much because
01:21:09	This is my favorite day.
01:21:12	Even though I'd still be a nerd,
01:21:17	because now I had a real friend.
01:21:23	And that would always
01:21:28	So much for always, I guess.
01:21:36	Listen... listen, Virg,
01:21:38	you do what you gotta do here.
01:21:41	And if things aren't the same
01:21:45	...it's been a good ride.
01:21:51	Hey guys, wait!
01:21:56	'Cause I've got a much better idea.
01:21:58	I mean, why don't we
01:22:01	Losers.
01:22:16	No! No! The cIosure rate of the vortex
01:22:20	- You're telling me...
01:22:22	we'll be trapped here for good.
01:22:25	- What about Virgil?
01:22:28	and back to the vortex in time!
01:22:42	Charlie! Charlie, get up!
01:22:44	Get up, Charlie!
01:22:47	Let's go!
01:22:48	We're never going to make it.
01:22:51	We're a mile away.
01:22:58	Man, you do not want
01:23:01	Kids getting roughed up
01:23:04	You don't say?
01:23:05	At first, I felt kinda sorry
01:23:09	...then I realized,
01:23:13	He's got himself
01:23:17	And someday he'll have
01:23:28	Scorch!
01:23:30	You know, let's come up
01:23:32	Can we go? I don't feel like repeating
01:23:36	- Right. Sorry.
01:23:39	Seatbelts!
01:23:54	Look out!
01:24:09	Car!
01:24:16	- Oh my God!
01:24:20	- What are you doing?!
01:24:22	That was 1 4th Street!
01:24:24	Oh, my bad.
01:24:26	- We're never gonna make it!
01:24:45	- Whoa!
01:24:48	- Oh my God!
01:24:50	Now keep your hand on the wheel!
01:24:56	- Go, Virgil!
01:25:00	We're not gonna make it!
01:25:02	We're not gonna make it!
01:25:05	Minutemen rule!
01:25:34	Where's my rocket cart?
01:25:48	What day is it?
01:25:49	That is it.
01:25:53	OK, up. You're supposed to be jogging.
01:25:57	Now, nobody loafs in my gym class.
01:25:59	- You don't understand!
01:26:01	I understand you're not jogging.
01:26:04	Go! Go! Go!
01:26:07	Start jogging!
01:26:13	I got to get one
01:26:19	A smoking tire?
01:26:27	All right, people, no loitering
01:26:31	Go!
01:26:41	I'm definitely gonna
01:26:45	See, Steph, I need her help.
01:26:48	I said, 'My boyfriend
01:26:52	- Come on, Steph.
01:26:56	You know what?
01:26:59	The day we tried to win the lottery.
01:27:01	Wow, nice outfits, bozos.
01:27:04	Hey, Derek.
01:27:09	Have fun with Jocelyn.
01:27:12	What's that supposed to mean?
01:27:14	Oh, I don't know. I figured
01:27:18	you'd make a perfect match.
01:27:22	You were always gonna be
01:27:24	And you were always gonna be
01:27:28	Have a nice life.
01:27:43	- Ladies.
01:27:46	- Wow, you look like a superhero.
01:27:50	Mmm?
01:27:53	You've never kissed her. The scene in
01:27:57	Oh, right. Jeanette, I'm sorry!
01:28:02	I was just... I can explain.
01:28:05	Hey, it's OK.
01:28:09	- Uh, Steph.
01:28:11	You didn't see me
01:28:14	No, and um...
01:28:17	Oh, I was just rehearsing
01:28:20	about time travel and, uh,
01:28:24	If I really could go back in time,
01:28:28	That snowsuit?
01:28:32	I would tell Stephanie how I really
01:28:36	That I think she's great.
01:28:39	- Really?
01:28:43	And if I could go back in time...
01:28:47	...I think I'd tell Virgil
01:28:52	- Virgil!
01:28:53	Charlie!
01:28:54	What does the word
01:28:57	It's bigger than time travel,
01:29:00	We still have the slide projector...
01:29:03	I'll call you.
01:29:05	- It's like time travel.
01:29:07	- Black hole!
01:29:09	Stephanie, listen to me! Talk to him,
01:29:14	Think about gas prices.
01:29:17	I could get Jeanette back!
01:29:33	OK, we're here.
01:29:36	Ah, gentlemen, brace yoursel'ves,
01:29:39	for this is going to be
01:29:41	In the history of all mankind.
01:29:44	Whoa. I knew the shrimp tacos
01:29:47	You made another...
01:29:50	Yeah. I got that.
01:29:51	How great is this?
01:29:53	- I'm not sure 'great' is the word.
01:29:55	- Yeah. That's it.
01:29:58	The practical applications?
01:30:02	but you also want
01:30:05	No problemo.
01:30:08	- Or you could just record it.
01:30:10	Bad example. I'm taking AP history
01:30:14	but for some reason
01:30:17	and don't have time
01:30:19	- Guys.
01:30:21	- Zeke, Virgil.
01:30:25	Where are you going?
01:30:28	At least you'll have company.
01:30:30	What about the team?
01:30:33	- I like that. What about the team?
01:30:36	Yeah.
01:30:40	Hey, scooch over.
01:31:00	So, we're supposed to go inside
01:31:04	As far as I can figure,

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