Monster House

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00:02:05 Hello, fence.
00:02:16 Hello, leaves.
00:02:22 Hello, sky.
00:03:29 Get off my lawn!
00:03:32 Trespasser.
00:03:34 Do you want to be eaten alive?
00:03:37 - No.
00:03:44 My trike.
00:03:51 Stay away from my house!
00:04:17 - DJ!
00:04:19 Yeah, Mom, I'm coming.
00:04:22 October 30th: Another tricycle.
00:04:25 I'm coming.
00:04:31 Mom.
00:04:33 Mom, he did it again.
00:04:36 Okay, honey,
00:04:39 You cannot stay up
00:04:42 ...staring at an old man
00:04:44 But, Mom, there's something wrong
00:04:46 I'm serious.
00:04:48 What was that?
00:04:52 I'm serious.
00:04:54 His voice sounds funny.
00:04:56 Someone is hitting puberty.
00:04:59 "What's happening to my body?"
00:05:02 Maybe you should come with us.
00:05:04 Oh, the boy's too busy.
00:05:07 I'm not spying.
00:05:09 Well...
00:05:11 "Well..." That's okay, buddy.
00:05:14 When I was your age,
00:05:16 Of course, it was with binoculars
00:05:20 Neither of which was as lovely
00:05:23 Will you be an angel
00:05:26 - The incisor.
00:05:27 Yeah, you don't wanna forget that.
00:05:38 Elizabeth will be here
00:05:40 If anything happens,
00:05:42 He knows that.
00:05:44 See you tomorrow night.
00:05:46 - What have you done?
00:05:50 - Where is DJ? Where's DJ?
00:05:51 You would be so happy
00:05:55 Sorry. It's hard to see
00:06:00 Then why don't you keep it off,
00:06:02 Why did you put up your window?
00:06:04 - Chowder.
00:06:06 - Hi, DJ.
00:06:08 The children. The children.
00:06:10 - What children?
00:06:12 - Tell him you love him, dear.
00:06:14 - Tell your son you love him.
00:06:17 - He knows I love him.
00:06:19 - You have to say it. Roll it down.
00:06:23 We both love you.
00:06:24 - That includes your dad.
00:06:29 - He's had enough kisses.
00:06:31 - Blow him a kiss.
00:06:37 Cheer up.
00:06:40 In one day and three hours,
00:06:44 Okay?
00:06:47 - Check it out, I got a new ball.
00:06:52 Oh, speaking of which,
00:06:54 Skullzor or Crypt Keeper?
00:06:59 Chowder.
00:07:02 I don't think I'm going
00:07:05 What?
00:07:06 Come on, you're gonna break
00:07:09 Yeah, six years of being jumped
00:07:12 Maybe I'm getting too grown-up.
00:07:24 Three seconds on the clock.
00:07:26 I'm playing basketball.
00:07:32 It's time
00:07:39 - Are you okay?
00:07:42 Let me see. Oh, my God.
00:07:44 - What?
00:07:48 Where's my ball?
00:07:54 Oh, no.
00:08:12 - Sorry, man.
00:08:16 You're a grownup now,
00:08:18 Chowder, your ball just landed
00:08:22 It doesn't exist anymore.
00:08:29 I paid $28 for that ball.
00:08:32 I raked 10 yards and asked my mom
00:08:37 I never worked that hard in my life...
00:08:41 Nebbercracker hasn't come out yet.
00:08:43 - So?
00:08:49 All right, I'll do it.
00:08:51 I'll never forget this. Hurry, though.
00:08:59 Go.
00:09:10 You.
00:09:11 - No.
00:09:16 Get the ball and run!
00:09:20 You're so close.
00:09:22 What have you done?
00:09:24 - Just nudge it over here.
00:09:26 Oh, I'm so, so, so sorry.
00:09:29 You are dead.
00:09:30 DJ, come on, come on!
00:09:34 - Chowder.
00:09:36 Help. Chowder.
00:09:38 Help. Help.
00:09:41 - You think you can terrorize my lawn?
00:09:44 - You wanna be a dead person?
00:09:47 This place is not
00:09:50 - Got it from now on.
00:09:53 Why can't you respect that?
00:09:55 Why can't you
00:11:20 Push.
00:11:49 No siren. Never a good sign.
00:12:03 I'm a murderer.
00:12:05 - No, you're not.
00:12:07 When it's an accident,
00:12:11 I think I'm gonna throw up.
00:12:16 Great. Babysitter's here.
00:12:18 See you, DJ.
00:12:21 Perfect.
00:12:27 DJ.
00:12:28 Hey, DJ, I just saw an ambulance.
00:12:35 Hello?
00:12:38 Elizabeth...
00:12:40 ...can I talk to you
00:12:42 Oh, yeah, of course you can,
00:12:45 We are gonna have
00:12:48 - Got tons of neat activities planned.
00:12:51 - They did? They're gone?
00:12:54 So the usual deal: Indoors by 9,
00:12:57 - Lights out, your call.
00:12:59 - And it's Zee.
00:13:02 Now, listen up. I control the TV,
00:13:05 I don't do board games,
00:13:09 I'm not your mother.
00:13:11 Don't talk to me like I'm a baby, okay?
00:13:16 I don't even need you here,
00:13:27 - Gosh, DJ, why'd you break that?
00:13:31 Yeah, let me ask you something.
00:13:34 - Go to your room.
00:15:26 Hello?
00:15:30 Hello?
00:15:35 Hello?
00:15:37 Yeah, very funny.
00:16:17 Happy Halloween, doofus.
00:16:21 Nice one, Bones.
00:16:23 Look at his face. That's funny.
00:16:26 You're not supposed
00:16:29 - This is Bones.
00:16:31 - He's in a band.
00:16:33 And, anyway, cantaloupe,
00:16:37 Since you're up
00:16:40 No, no, no, this is different. Listen.
00:16:51 You called the neighbors.
00:16:54 I used star-69. He called me.
00:16:56 - Who called you?
00:16:58 P.S., he died today.
00:17:01 - You lie.
00:17:02 He died, and now I'm getting
00:17:06 A phone call
00:17:14 Guys, come on. I'm serious.
00:17:18 Oh, he's serious.
00:17:20 - Come on, man, give her back.
00:17:24 Oh, come on. Gross.
00:17:26 - Come on, Bones.
00:17:29 She's having trouble breathing.
00:17:33 All right, I'll look into it.
00:17:34 - No. Elizabeth. No.
00:17:37 Downstairs, now.
00:17:40 Sorry, kid, can't play anymore.
00:17:45 You are so funny.
00:17:47 I know. It's like I don't even try
00:18:14 God, stop doing this.
00:18:19 Oh, yeah? What you gonna do?
00:18:23 - Homicide.
00:18:26 My dad's at the pharmacy...
00:18:28 ... and my mom's at the movies
00:18:31 - Meet me at the Danger Zone now.
00:18:35 - Bones, I said, knock it off.
00:18:40 No, I'm creeped out.
00:18:44 You know,
00:18:47 So?
00:18:48 So maybe Nebbercracker
00:18:52 We should be so lucky.
00:18:55 No, he's just a crotchety old dude.
00:18:58 Oh, really, Zee?
00:19:01 When I was 10 years old,
00:19:07 I could fly it so high
00:19:11 One day, it crashed down.
00:19:15 I followed the string
00:19:20 ...across the street,
00:19:30 Did he take your kite?
00:19:32 Yeah, he takes whatever lands
00:19:35 But that's not the point.
00:19:37 The point is, is that I saw him
00:19:42 ...and kissing it.
00:19:47 Besides...
00:19:48 ...everybody knows
00:19:50 Why? What...?
00:19:53 - He ate her.
00:19:59 - Bones, enough.
00:20:01 Bones, I'm so sick of you.
00:20:03 - I was just...
00:20:06 What? What does that mean?
00:20:08 Get out.
00:20:10 Fine.
00:20:16 Prude.
00:20:25 What are you looking at?
00:20:29 Nebbercracker.
00:20:51 You really are dead, aren't you?
00:20:59 I'm on your lawn, Nebbercracker.
00:21:03 What are you gonna
00:21:08 Nebber-snapper-flipper-dipper...
00:21:24 My awesome kite.
00:22:28 Chowder.
00:22:31 Chowder.
00:22:37 Chowder?
00:22:40 Chowder.
00:22:53 Heat seeker.
00:22:54 Chowder, what are you doing?
00:22:58 Shut up.
00:22:59 What?
00:23:00 Nebbercracker's back
00:23:03 - No way.
00:23:06 They leave the keys in here.
00:23:09 Chowder,
00:23:12 Nebbercracker's haunting me,
00:23:16 And now he's
00:23:18 You're really crazy right now.
00:23:22 I think you're just freaking out
00:23:25 Life goes on.
00:23:28 For you.
00:23:30 Try and relax. Be cool, like me.
00:23:35 Chowder, what are you doing?
00:23:37 Make it stop.
00:23:39 Quit screwing around.
00:23:42 I need your help.
00:23:44 Fine.
00:23:46 You want my help?
00:23:47 - Yeah.
00:23:50 "Trick or treat."
00:23:56 Okay. Whatever. Let's go.
00:24:03 Hold on.
00:24:09 Chowder, come on.
00:24:18 The haunting is subtle...
00:24:21 ...yet really, really boring.
00:24:22 - Can I go home now?
00:24:24 DJ...
00:24:27 ...this is why nobody
00:24:31 I'll go Ding Dong Ditch the house
00:24:35 Chowder, stop, please.
00:24:37 Chowder, I'm serious.
00:24:38 Chowder, come back.
00:24:41 Come on.
00:24:50 Chowder. Come back.
00:24:57 - Oh, no. A bottle.
00:25:01 - Come back, please.
00:25:23 Hey, DJ, who am I?
00:25:26 Get off my lawn.
00:25:28 Don't. Come on.
00:26:06 Run. Chowder, get out of there.
00:26:08 - Chowder, come here.
00:26:10 This way. This way.
00:26:11 Help.
00:26:12 Come on, Chowder!
00:26:24 Don't look back.
00:26:28 I looked back.
00:26:44 Bones?
00:26:46 Coming.
00:26:48 Don't even think
00:26:54 Trick or treat.
00:27:03 What?
00:27:06 Good morning, ma'am.
00:27:07 You witnessed a simulation
00:27:10 Studies show that households
00:27:13 ...are 55 percent more likely
00:27:16 To help avert this tragedy...
00:27:18 ...l'm here selling Halloween candy
00:27:21 Good school.
00:27:25 Now, what do you want?
00:27:27 Just trying to get a head start on life
00:27:32 You want a successful future?
00:27:34 When a guy with tattoos
00:27:37 ...give him his burger,
00:27:41 Thank you for the advice.
00:27:44 But back to business.
00:27:49 Without candy, I'm afraid your house
00:27:54 Nice try. It's not my house.
00:27:57 Babysitter?
00:28:00 Okay, let's cut the crap.
00:28:01 Maybe the parents you work for
00:28:06 Maybe they left me 30.
00:28:08 Maybe you give me 20, I write
00:28:13 Maybe.
00:28:14 And I want two extra bags
00:28:18 One bag and I'll
00:28:23 You're good.
00:28:36 Eight a.m. No detectable movement.
00:28:39 No detectable movement.
00:28:41 Hey, DJ, I brought you
00:28:48 Cover blown?
00:28:57 No detectable movement.
00:28:59 What are you two weirdoes up to?
00:29:01 Oh, nothing.
00:29:02 Just something in the house
00:29:06 Yeah. We've been watching all night.
00:29:09 Not even to go to the bathroom.
00:29:12 Oh, gross.
00:29:15 Whatever disease you guys have...
00:29:17 ...l'm sure it's got letters
00:29:20 Zee, it's true. There's something evil
00:29:24 That's excellent.
00:29:27 Anyway, have you two astronomers
00:29:32 He left last night unexpectedly...
00:29:36 ...and he never came back.
00:29:38 Never came back?
00:29:42 - Bottle.
00:29:44 Oh, okay, you know what?
00:29:48 Listen, Zee, I don't know
00:29:51 Your boyfriend has most likely
00:29:55 Sherry Klausen.
00:29:57 I gotta go.
00:29:59 Breakfast.
00:30:00 Happy Halloween, losers.
00:30:26 Hello.
00:30:28 What?
00:30:29 What is it?
00:30:31 Oh, nothing.
00:30:32 Let me see.
00:30:53 - Oh, no.
00:30:55 - No. No. Hey.
00:30:58 DJ, that's your phone.
00:31:00 - No, stop.
00:31:03 - Don't go in there.
00:31:06 Don't go any further.
00:31:07 - Come here.
00:31:11 Are you guys mentally challenged?
00:31:14 If you are,
00:31:18 Detectable movement.
00:31:30 - What do we do? What do we do?
00:31:36 Guys.
00:31:38 - Run, Chowder.
00:31:41 Help, please.
00:31:46 - Got her.
00:31:49 Hello?
00:31:56 - Hey.
00:31:59 There's an angry dad on the phone
00:32:06 Hello?
00:32:07 Losers, I'm talking to you.
00:32:13 He's worried about you.
00:32:15 He should be.
00:32:18 - Start explaining.
00:32:21 - Stop explaining, I've had enough.
00:32:25 To see what's happening
00:32:27 - No, no, no. You can't.
00:32:32 Puberty. Yeah, I'm having
00:32:38 - No more Mountain Dew.
00:32:41 I'm going to find Bones.
00:32:42 All right, you have fun.
00:32:45 And you tell him I said hey, okay?
00:32:48 See you.
00:32:53 Oh, hi.
00:32:55 You wanna tell me what's going on?
00:32:57 Oh, yeah. I made
00:33:00 Hi, I'm JD. DJ.
00:33:05 Yes, Dad, I meant to call you,
00:33:09 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:33:12 Okay.
00:33:14 Absolutely.
00:33:16 Affirmative.
00:33:18 - Okay, love you. Bye.
00:33:19 And this is
00:33:25 ...such as it were.
00:33:28 Yeah, posters are stupid.
00:33:29 I was gonna tear them down
00:33:32 Well, Dad, why don't you
00:33:35 Hey, DJ, you got any beer?
00:33:38 Well, hello there.
00:33:40 This is Chowder.
00:33:41 Charles, to the ladies.
00:33:43 Jenny Bennett.
00:33:44 Two-term class president
00:33:47 - That's a tough school to get into.
00:33:51 It's a girls' school.
00:33:55 Which is why I didn't.
00:33:59 You know, there's a...
00:34:02 I hate Mexican food.
00:34:03 - Me too.
00:34:10 Fascinating, isn't it?
00:34:13 Just sits there waiting...
00:34:16 ...mocking us with its...
00:34:20 ...houseness.
00:34:22 - May I please use your phone?
00:34:24 Here. Who you calling?
00:34:25 - My mother.
00:34:27 She's probably
00:34:28 It's too much for the adult mind
00:34:32 Is this pee? Because if it is,
00:34:38 - It's...
00:34:40 You pee in bottles?
00:34:42 What are you talking about?
00:34:44 - It's yours.
00:34:46 - May I speak with Allison?
00:34:48 - Her daughter. Thank you.
00:34:50 Excuse me.
00:34:51 I was selling chocolates in Mayville,
00:34:58 So you hate Mexican food, huh?
00:35:01 Yeah. You too, huh?
00:35:03 Yeah, in fact, you might say
00:35:06 Outside in front of the house?
00:35:09 - Fine. Let's get technical.
00:35:12 I started hating it
00:35:14 Can't call dibs on a girl
00:35:17 You can't call dibs on a girl.
00:35:18 - Just did.
00:35:20 She didn't believe me.
00:35:22 Authority can be so:
00:35:31 Okay. Normally I don't spend time
00:35:34 But a house just tried to eat me,
00:35:44 Oh, a puppy.
00:35:54 Didn't see that coming.
00:35:56 Okay...
00:35:58 ...I think it's time to call the police.
00:36:09 Do you realize
00:36:12 Hundreds of kids
00:36:15 Wait, wait, wait. Come on.
00:36:18 Think about it.
00:36:19 Only a total moron would walk
00:36:29 - Hey, my ball.
00:36:30 No.
00:36:38 It's gonna be a bloodbath.
00:36:43 Good news. The cops are here.
00:36:45 All right, kids, this better be good.
00:36:47 I was in the forest wrestling
00:36:55 I was eating a doughnut.
00:36:58 All three of you,
00:37:01 - My ears.
00:37:03 He's a rookie.
00:37:06 Officer, we have reason
00:37:07 ...there's a dangerous creature
00:37:10 - It may have killed a man.
00:37:12 Doggy down?
00:37:15 - We've got a situation.
00:37:17 Calling for backup.
00:37:19 There's a dangerous creature
00:37:22 We don't have backup.
00:37:26 And this is no situation.
00:37:27 It's just a couple Tater Tots
00:37:30 I bet you the dead dog
00:37:33 What was that?
00:37:34 Nothing.
00:37:37 All right. Time's up, peewees.
00:37:38 - It's Halloween. We got things to do.
00:37:42 No, wait, you can't.
00:37:46 ...and it comes out and grabs things
00:37:49 Yeah, like this:
00:37:50 Okay, okay, okay. The thing is...
00:37:55 ...we're trying to make this sound
00:37:59 Problem is it sounds kind of not real.
00:38:02 - So we'll see you later.
00:38:04 All right. I'll show you.
00:38:08 We'll aim for Bigfoot.
00:38:11 That's loaded.
00:38:21 He's hopping.
00:38:29 Smart house.
00:38:32 Hey.
00:38:34 You... Both of you. Come here.
00:38:37 Bring it to the car.
00:38:38 Come on.
00:38:40 I'm gonna forget you throwing that rock
00:38:43 But next time any of you
00:38:46 ...all three of you are going
00:38:48 Now, I'll give you
00:38:50 But we need your help.
00:38:52 It's your job to help us.
00:38:54 - One.
00:38:56 Two.
00:38:58 Three.
00:38:59 Four.
00:39:00 Five.
00:39:02 That's tender.
00:39:04 My house is right over there.
00:39:08 So much for relying
00:39:10 Yeah, I know.
00:39:12 - Dude, we're screwed.
00:39:14 We'll go to an expert.
00:39:19 You're looking
00:39:22 ...over-14
00:39:25 His name is Reginald Skulinski.
00:39:29 - Who's "they"?
00:39:31 - Yeah.
00:39:34 So let's go talk to him.
00:39:36 - Hey, Jenny, Jenny.
00:39:39 Skull is in the game zone right now.
00:39:41 You don't wanna mess with him
00:39:44 Fine, so how long
00:39:47 Die. Die.
00:39:50 Who knows? He once played
00:39:54 ...on one quarter, a gallon
00:39:58 The man's a legend.
00:40:00 Well, if he's not coming out of
00:40:04 - What? Hey, what are you...?
00:40:08 It's like you're not gonna...
00:40:11 You're gonna die. You're gonna die.
00:40:13 Watch out.
00:40:15 Did you see that?
00:40:17 Your head's rolling. You can't see it,
00:40:20 - Sir?
00:40:22 I'm busy playing a video game
00:40:26 What?
00:40:28 Old man Nebbercracker's house
00:40:30 I need to know how to destroy it
00:40:33 Calm down. You make me wanna
00:40:37 Oh, you like the steel of my blade?
00:40:44 Possessed house, you say?
00:40:48 In my travels to the video store
00:40:52 ...l've seen many strange
00:40:55 And I've heard tell
00:40:58 ...becoming possessed
00:41:02 ...so that the spirit becomes merged
00:41:05 ...creating a rare form of monster...
00:41:09 ...known as Domus mactabilis.
00:41:17 The house is Mr. Nebbercracker.
00:41:20 We're its murderous enemies.
00:41:23 Have fun getting killed.
00:41:25 Run, coward.
00:41:28 Look at that blood.
00:41:31 So how do we kill it?
00:41:34 You've gotta strike
00:41:38 But houses don't have hearts.
00:41:40 Yes!
00:41:43 Oh, yeah.
00:41:45 Yeah. You might be right about that.
00:41:50 Sorry, children, but I've got some very
00:41:55 I won't be seeing you later.
00:42:05 Thou art dead.
00:42:17 So we need to strike at the heart.
00:42:19 Yeah, but where are we gonna find
00:42:25 Ever since Nebbercracker died...
00:42:27 ...there's been smoke
00:42:34 The furnace.
00:42:38 If we wanna put out the fire,
00:42:41 Without getting chewed to pieces.
00:42:46 - Dummy.
00:42:48 No, Chowder, this is it.
00:42:51 We fill the dummy
00:42:53 - Borrow it from your dad's pharmacy.
00:42:56 Feed the dummy to the house, house
00:42:59 - Look at this.
00:43:06 - Questions?
00:43:09 I don't wanna steal drugs
00:43:11 ...I don't wanna go inside a monster
00:43:14 - I say it's worth a shot.
00:43:47 Hey, but I wanted that one.
00:43:50 - You've gotta be kidding me.
00:44:22 - Chowder. Quiet.
00:44:31 Go.
00:00:12 All right, little vacuum-cleaner dummy,
00:00:18 You don't be scared.
00:00:20 That's not how I trained you.
00:00:22 I love you, vacuum-cleaner dummy.
00:00:25 Chowder, come on.
00:00:35 Okay.
00:00:46 Yes.
00:00:49 Trick or treat.
00:00:53 Plug it in.
00:01:38 So close.
00:01:45 Littering, loitering,
00:01:49 - And treason.
00:01:51 - You sure? Because in the book...
00:01:53 All right, kids, out of the trash cans.
00:01:55 Come on. You heard the big guy.
00:02:00 Come on, keep it moving.
00:02:01 All right, drop your weapons.
00:02:04 Pass them to me. Come on.
00:02:08 - I will shoot you.
00:02:16 You stay here,
00:02:19 I am on it.
00:02:37 Y'all think something's funny?
00:02:40 You disrespecting the badge?
00:02:42 You don't want none of this.
00:02:45 Y'all wanna test me?
00:02:48 I am the police.
00:02:51 I know you're a thug.
00:02:54 I see it in your eyes.
00:02:55 That's it. That is it.
00:02:58 You got something to say,
00:03:00 - That's it, we're taking them in.
00:03:04 - Where we taking them?
00:03:06 You hear that?
00:03:10 But, officer,
00:03:12 Yeah, 2-percent,
00:03:14 - Okay, the house is a monster.
00:03:18 Hey, listen, I'm with you guys.
00:03:22 I mean, kind of a cop.
00:03:25 Yeah. They're gonna love you
00:03:31 We are supercops.
00:03:32 Yeah. That's why I live in a condo.
00:03:35 Supercop. Super-duper-duper-cop.
00:03:39 - You hear that?
00:03:42 No, no. That sounds
00:03:46 - I'm gonna go check it out.
00:03:49 This is like trying to wrangle a puppy.
00:03:53 - You guys, stop.
00:03:54 - No. Get out of there.
00:04:08 What?
00:04:12 I tell you. Super-roll.
00:04:17 - Stop. Stop.
00:04:20 You don't know
00:04:26 Where you at, spooky creature?
00:04:29 I'm gonna find you.
00:04:36 Freeze...
00:04:37 ...tree.
00:04:41 Hey, what you doing?
00:04:43 Not to an officer, brother.
00:04:49 - I'm coming, buddy.
00:04:52 - I'm gonna go get backup.
00:04:56 I'm getting Judy.
00:05:00 Judy!
00:05:03 Help!
00:05:05 Mama!
00:05:11 Oh, my God, oh, my God,
00:05:14 - I think I'm having a stroke.
00:05:17 We'll be all right
00:05:33 I'm too young to die!
00:05:44 Jenny. I've always loved you.
00:05:48 - Chowder!
00:05:50 Mama!
00:05:53 I can't look.
00:06:01 Guys, come on. Let's go.
00:06:45 We're dead. You've killed us
00:06:49 I don't think the house knows
00:06:52 I bet it thinks we're still in the car.
00:06:55 Listen.
00:06:57 It sounds like it's sleeping.
00:06:59 The only way that we're gonna
00:07:02 ...is if we find the heart,
00:07:05 Maybe we should examine
00:07:07 Sure. Other option:
00:07:10 We wait here and do nothing
00:07:14 Find the heart,
00:07:29 Explosives. That's so cool.
00:07:50 - He was watching me.
00:07:54 Did you ever see a wife?
00:07:57 People used to say he had one...
00:08:00 ...but he fattened her up...
00:08:03 ...and he ate her.
00:08:12 "Demolition squad."
00:08:19 Sorry.
00:08:21 Come on.
00:08:26 Be quiet.
00:08:27 Don't worry, I have a very light step.
00:08:39 There. Right there. Shoot it.
00:09:21 What? I thought
00:09:23 - That's not the heart.
00:09:25 Well, if those are the teeth
00:09:30 ...then that must be the uvula.
00:09:35 So it's a girl house.
00:09:38 What? No.
00:09:40 It stimulates the gag reflex.
00:09:43 Not me.
00:10:02 No.
00:10:07 Okay. Let's move.
00:10:15 We need to move quickly
00:10:18 Don't touch anything.
00:10:20 And stay together...
00:10:22 - DJ!
00:10:24 DJ.
00:10:31 I'll save you.
00:10:47 Chowder, knock it off.
00:10:49 Sorry. I thought you were... DJ!
00:10:52 - Chowder, it's a toy.
00:10:55 Where's DJ?
00:10:57 - DJ.
00:11:03 Look at all these toys.
00:11:08 This must be where
00:11:12 "Stash."
00:11:15 I think you guys
00:11:36 - The key.
00:11:39 Yeah, we've gotta
00:11:48 What are you doing?
00:12:00 We have a Ping-Pong table
00:12:09 Constance.
00:12:10 Holy moly. He really did eat her.
00:12:14 Couldn't have.
00:12:16 Her whole body is buried in cement.
00:12:27 Look at all this stuff.
00:12:31 Why would he build her a shrine
00:12:35 Maybe he just felt guilty or something.
00:12:43 I always knew you were hiding
00:12:50 DJ.
00:12:54 Way to go, big nose.
00:13:08 - It's awake.
00:13:18 Hide.
00:13:39 Hey, I know that sound.
00:13:46 My ball.
00:13:48 Where are you going? Come here.
00:13:51 - Chowder, come back.
00:13:57 Gotcha.
00:14:02 Killer Slinkys!
00:14:05 - Chowder.
00:14:17 DJ! Help!
00:14:24 Oh, no.
00:14:33 Get off.
00:14:46 Jenny.
00:14:49 Chowder.
00:14:54 Come on, Chowder, grab on.
00:14:57 Gotcha.
00:15:00 DJ, look out!
00:15:07 No!
00:15:09 The uvula.
00:15:28 - DJ...
00:15:31 Mommy!
00:15:47 Gross.
00:15:49 Did we just get upchucked?
00:15:51 The uvula, nature's emergency exit.
00:15:58 That's it. Another great idea, DJ.
00:16:02 What do you want from me,
00:16:04 I don't see you coming up
00:16:06 Oh, yeah? Yeah?
00:16:09 I'm going home to make
00:16:13 Chowder, the house is still alive
00:16:16 I risked my life for you.
00:16:19 ...and I could've died in there.
00:16:22 You're the one that killed
00:16:25 - Getting your ball back.
00:16:26 Stop fighting.
00:16:29 We are babies.
00:16:31 What were we thinking?
00:16:33 We tried to put a house to sleep
00:16:36 - How lame can you get?
00:16:39 I'm going home. I suck.
00:16:45 DJ.
00:16:47 At least it's an ambulance.
00:16:53 DJ?
00:17:14 It's a ghost.
00:17:17 Begone. Fie.
00:17:19 Begone yourself. Get away.
00:17:24 He's not a ghost.
00:17:26 He's not dead. I'm not a murderer.
00:17:29 Of course I'm not dead.
00:17:33 You'll be dead if you don't scram.
00:17:36 - Come on, DJ.
00:17:38 Don't you know what day this is?
00:17:44 I'm running out of time.
00:17:51 Honey...
00:17:54 ...l'm home.
00:18:00 Oh, look at you, dear.
00:18:02 Your shingles are all ruffled...
00:18:06 ...and your windows are cracked.
00:18:11 Oh, but it's no problem, sweetheart.
00:18:15 It's her. The house is her.
00:18:18 - DJ, what are you doing?
00:18:20 - Come back.
00:18:22 Nothing paint and varnish
00:18:23 Mr. Nebbercracker.
00:18:27 I know about Constance.
00:18:29 You what?
00:18:31 What do you know?
00:18:39 You were in my house? You...
00:18:45 You didn't kill her, did you?
00:18:52 I love her so much.
00:19:23 Hello?
00:19:27 It's okay.
00:19:30 I can take you away from here.
00:19:32 Would you like that?
00:19:38 Yes.
00:19:41 There we go.
00:19:43 Won't be long now.
00:19:52 All right.
00:19:56 Okay, open your eyes.
00:20:00 - Now, it's not much, I know, but just...
00:20:09 Get away from my house!
00:20:12 I'm gonna rip them to bits.
00:20:16 Help.
00:20:18 - Constance.
00:20:20 - What's wrong? Are you hurt?
00:20:22 Yes, I'm hurt. Those criminals
00:20:25 - Trick or treat.
00:20:27 ...they're just kids, dear.
00:20:30 - It's Halloween.
00:20:31 It's my house,
00:20:34 Constance, look at me. Look at me.
00:20:37 As long as I'm here,
00:20:42 - Constance.
00:20:43 You vandals.
00:20:45 - Eat this.
00:20:47 - I'll get you.
00:21:04 So I finished the house.
00:21:07 She would've wanted that.
00:21:11 She died, but she didn't leave.
00:21:19 And that night...
00:21:21 ... that one night of every year...
00:21:26 ... I had to take precautions.
00:21:28 - Trick or treat.
00:21:30 - Sucker.
00:21:36 Hey! Get a...
00:21:39 Stay away from my house!
00:21:44 She attacks anyone
00:21:47 Go.
00:21:48 I'm coming, dear.
00:21:51 Go.
00:21:53 No, no, no, wait. I can't let you
00:21:56 I know that you've been
00:21:59 But now it's our turn to protect you.
00:22:01 Let her go.
00:22:08 But if I let her go...
00:22:10 ...then I'll have no one.
00:22:13 That's not true.
00:22:28 Constance, no!
00:22:38 Come on.
00:22:40 The house is alive!
00:22:52 This way. This way. Come on.
00:22:55 You guys, come on.
00:23:02 - What are you doing?
00:23:04 Move it, pork chop.
00:23:10 Come on, come on.
00:23:26 Come on, Mr. Nebbercracker.
00:23:31 I can't.
00:23:36 Mr. Nebbercracker. Hurry.
00:23:38 Go on. I'll be all right.
00:23:41 Oh, man.
00:23:55 What are you waiting for?
00:24:22 You stay away
00:24:51 Constance.
00:24:54 Mr. Nebbercracker.
00:24:58 Oh, now...
00:25:01 There, there, girl.
00:25:06 My sweet.
00:25:09 You've been a bad girl, haven't you?
00:25:12 You've hurt people.
00:25:15 Oh, Constance.
00:25:18 Oh, we've always known
00:25:28 I have to make things right.
00:25:34 I have to make things right.
00:25:40 Constance.
00:25:45 I've always done
00:25:50 Haven't I, girl?
00:25:55 Come on, let's move.
00:25:57 Oh, Constance.
00:26:03 Let this be the right thing to do.
00:26:13 Leave him alone!
00:26:14 Yeah, get your grubby branches
00:26:20 Take that!
00:26:22 And that!
00:26:27 Mr. Nebbercracker.
00:26:31 Oh, kid, come here.
00:26:34 - Take this.
00:26:37 You have to help me. Please.
00:26:39 I know you can do it.
00:26:44 Go on. Go. Hurry.
00:26:48 How do you know
00:26:50 I don't.
00:26:56 The chimney.
00:27:05 Jenny!
00:27:18 Jenny. Are you all right?
00:27:21 I'm not sure.
00:27:27 DJ, get rid of that thing.
00:27:30 I'm working on it.
00:27:32 Chowder, I need you to get the house
00:27:35 Think you could do that?
00:27:37 Piece of cake.
00:27:40 Come on.
00:27:48 You think you can just
00:27:57 DJ, look.
00:28:14 Mommy.
00:28:22 Chowder.
00:28:24 Come in, Chowder.
00:28:26 Chowder, buddy?
00:28:37 Hey, guys.
00:28:38 Look who just won.
00:28:42 Way to go, Chowder, you did it!
00:28:45 Look at me. Look at Chowder.
00:28:49 - Sorry.
00:28:53 Yes. Look at me.
00:29:00 You can't do that.
00:29:02 That's not fair.
00:29:23 No. Get on the top. Help!
00:29:29 That's it, Chowder.
00:29:36 You ain't nothing. You're a shack.
00:29:47 No!
00:30:36 - I can't.
00:30:42 Go.
00:30:43 I kissed a girl.
00:30:45 I kissed a girl on the lips.
00:30:50 Guys. Any time now.
00:30:59 Sorry.
00:31:03 DJ, hurry.
00:31:12 I'm flying!
00:31:15 - On three, light the dynamite.
00:31:23 - One.
00:31:25 - Two.
00:31:27 Thr...
00:31:30 DJ!
00:31:38 Three!
00:32:39 Do you guys hear something?
00:32:43 It's over there. Come on.
00:32:48 Oh, my dear.
00:33:03 Goodbye.
00:33:23 I'm sorry, Mr. Nebbercracker,
00:33:28 ...and your wife.
00:33:34 Your house-wife.
00:33:39 Forty-five years.
00:33:44 We have been trapped
00:33:50 And now...
00:33:54 ...we're free.
00:33:59 We're free.
00:34:02 Thank you, friend.
00:34:06 Thank you all.
00:34:09 We're free.
00:34:25 - Thank you.
00:34:26 Happy Halloween.
00:34:29 - Trick or treat.
00:34:32 Here you go.
00:34:33 - Thanks.
00:34:35 Happy Halloween.
00:34:37 Next.
00:34:41 What happened
00:34:45 It turned into a monster,
00:34:49 Trick or treat.
00:34:51 We're gonna need a tricycle.
00:34:54 One tricycle, coming up.
00:34:57 Tricycle.
00:34:59 Tricycle.
00:35:01 - Tricycle.
00:35:04 I missed you so much.
00:35:06 - Thank you, mister.
00:35:08 - Happy Halloween.
00:35:11 - Mom. There's my mom.
00:35:14 - One second.
00:35:17 So...
00:35:19 We should hang out again.
00:35:21 Soon.
00:35:24 - Yeah.
00:35:26 See you.
00:35:33 Good luck with the puberty.
00:35:36 She grabbed my butt.
00:35:39 That's nice, Chowder.
00:35:40 Hey, Mr. Nebbercracker.
00:35:43 Oh, you go on.
00:35:48 All right. Thanks.
00:35:50 - I'll see you around.
00:35:52 Hey.
00:35:54 Stay off my lawn.
00:35:57 I'm just kidding.
00:35:59 - You think he'll be okay?
00:36:03 He'll go on vacation, get some color,
00:36:06 This time, maybe
00:36:10 Hey, DJ, look who's here.
00:36:12 - Yes, I can see that, thank you.
00:36:14 - Hey, boys.
00:36:19 What the heck kind...?
00:36:23 It's...
00:36:26 - Dirty pirates?
00:36:31 Fun, fun. Oh, you look adorable.
00:36:35 Have fun tonight.
00:36:51 You know, you were right.
00:36:56 We're definitely too old
00:36:58 Oh, yeah. No question about it.
00:37:05 On the other hand...
00:37:08 ...we've been working all night.
00:37:19 Candy time?
00:37:21 Candy time.
00:37:22 We're back. Yes.
00:37:25 Candy.
00:39:04 - Did we just get...?
00:39:09 It's Halloween, right?
00:39:11 What do you say you and I go out...
00:39:16 ...and "inspect" some candy, huh?
00:39:21 We should go eat some candy too.
00:39:25 That's a good idea.
00:39:26 Okay. All right.
00:39:31 Lots of yummy candy.
00:39:34 Like carrots.
00:39:37 All right, where's the car?
00:39:39 And that is how I slayed
00:39:42 Oh, yeah? That's great.
00:39:46 Come on, baby. We're out of here.
00:39:48 Not so fast, Bones.
00:39:51 Times have changed.
00:39:54 Skull's not like you.
00:39:55 He gives me the respect I deserve...
00:39:58 ...and makes time for me.
00:40:00 Whatever.
00:40:04 Bones!
00:45:15 Hello, fence.
00:45:26 Hello, leaves.
00:45:33 Hello, sky.