Monster House
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Hello, fence. |
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Hello, leaves. |
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Hello, sky. |
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Get off my lawn! |
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Trespasser. |
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Do you want to be eaten alive? |
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- No. |
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My trike. |
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Stay away from my house! |
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- DJ! |
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Yeah, Mom, I'm coming. |
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October 30th: Another tricycle. |
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I'm coming. |
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Mom. |
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Mom, he did it again. |
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Okay, honey, |
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You cannot stay up |
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...staring at an old man |
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But, Mom, there's something wrong |
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I'm serious. |
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What was that? |
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I'm serious. |
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His voice sounds funny. |
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Someone is hitting puberty. |
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"What's happening to my body?" |
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Maybe you should come with us. |
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Oh, the boy's too busy. |
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I'm not spying. |
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Well... |
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"Well..." That's okay, buddy. |
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When I was your age, |
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Of course, it was with binoculars |
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Neither of which was as lovely |
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Will you be an angel |
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- The incisor. |
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Yeah, you don't wanna forget that. |
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Elizabeth will be here |
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If anything happens, |
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He knows that. |
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See you tomorrow night. |
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- What have you done? |
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- Where is DJ? Where's DJ? |
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You would be so happy |
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Sorry. It's hard to see |
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Then why don't you keep it off, |
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Why did you put up your window? |
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- Chowder. |
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- Hi, DJ. |
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The children. The children. |
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- What children? |
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- Tell him you love him, dear. |
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- Tell your son you love him. |
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- He knows I love him. |
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- You have to say it. Roll it down. |
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We both love you. |
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- That includes your dad. |
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- He's had enough kisses. |
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- Blow him a kiss. |
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Cheer up. |
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In one day and three hours, |
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Okay? |
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- Check it out, I got a new ball. |
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Oh, speaking of which, |
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Skullzor or Crypt Keeper? |
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Chowder. |
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I don't think I'm going |
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What? |
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Come on, you're gonna break |
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Yeah, six years of being jumped |
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Maybe I'm getting too grown-up. |
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Three seconds on the clock. |
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I'm playing basketball. |
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It's time |
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- Are you okay? |
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Let me see. Oh, my God. |
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- What? |
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Where's my ball? |
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Oh, no. |
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- Sorry, man. |
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You're a grownup now, |
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Chowder, your ball just landed |
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It doesn't exist anymore. |
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I paid $28 for that ball. |
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I raked 10 yards and asked my mom |
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I never worked that hard in my life... |
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Nebbercracker hasn't come out yet. |
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- So? |
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All right, I'll do it. |
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I'll never forget this. Hurry, though. |
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Go. |
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You. |
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- No. |
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Get the ball and run! |
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You're so close. |
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What have you done? |
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- Just nudge it over here. |
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Oh, I'm so, so, so sorry. |
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You are dead. |
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DJ, come on, come on! |
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- Chowder. |
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Help. Chowder. |
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Help. Help. |
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- You think you can terrorize my lawn? |
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- You wanna be a dead person? |
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This place is not |
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- Got it from now on. |
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Why can't you respect that? |
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Why can't you |
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Push. |
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No siren. Never a good sign. |
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I'm a murderer. |
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- No, you're not. |
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When it's an accident, |
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I think I'm gonna throw up. |
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Great. Babysitter's here. |
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See you, DJ. |
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Perfect. |
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DJ. |
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Hey, DJ, I just saw an ambulance. |
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Hello? |
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Elizabeth... |
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...can I talk to you |
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Oh, yeah, of course you can, |
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We are gonna have |
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- Got tons of neat activities planned. |
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- They did? They're gone? |
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So the usual deal: Indoors by 9, |
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- Lights out, your call. |
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- And it's Zee. |
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Now, listen up. I control the TV, |
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I don't do board games, |
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I'm not your mother. |
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Don't talk to me like I'm a baby, okay? |
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I don't even need you here, |
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- Gosh, DJ, why'd you break that? |
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Yeah, let me ask you something. |
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- Go to your room. |
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Hello? |
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Hello? |
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Hello? |
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Yeah, very funny. |
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Happy Halloween, doofus. |
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Nice one, Bones. |
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Look at his face. That's funny. |
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You're not supposed |
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- This is Bones. |
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- He's in a band. |
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And, anyway, cantaloupe, |
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Since you're up |
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No, no, no, this is different. Listen. |
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You called the neighbors. |
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I used star-69. He called me. |
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- Who called you? |
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P.S., he died today. |
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- You lie. |
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He died, and now I'm getting |
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A phone call |
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Guys, come on. I'm serious. |
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Oh, he's serious. |
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- Come on, man, give her back. |
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Oh, come on. Gross. |
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- Come on, Bones. |
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She's having trouble breathing. |
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All right, I'll look into it. |
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- No. Elizabeth. No. |
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Downstairs, now. |
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Sorry, kid, can't play anymore. |
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You are so funny. |
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I know. It's like I don't even try |
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God, stop doing this. |
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Oh, yeah? What you gonna do? |
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- Homicide. |
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My dad's at the pharmacy... |
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... and my mom's at the movies |
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- Meet me at the Danger Zone now. |
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- Bones, I said, knock it off. |
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No, I'm creeped out. |
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You know, |
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So? |
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So maybe Nebbercracker |
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We should be so lucky. |
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No, he's just a crotchety old dude. |
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Oh, really, Zee? |
00:19:01 |
When I was 10 years old, |
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I could fly it so high |
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One day, it crashed down. |
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I followed the string |
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...across the street, |
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Did he take your kite? |
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Yeah, he takes whatever lands |
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But that's not the point. |
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The point is, is that I saw him |
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...and kissing it. |
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Besides... |
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...everybody knows |
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Why? What...? |
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- He ate her. |
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- Bones, enough. |
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Bones, I'm so sick of you. |
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- I was just... |
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What? What does that mean? |
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Get out. |
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Fine. |
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Prude. |
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What are you looking at? |
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Nebbercracker. |
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You really are dead, aren't you? |
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I'm on your lawn, Nebbercracker. |
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What are you gonna |
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Nebber-snapper-flipper-dipper... |
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My awesome kite. |
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Chowder. |
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Chowder. |
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Chowder? |
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Chowder. |
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Heat seeker. |
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Chowder, what are you doing? |
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Shut up. |
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What? |
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Nebbercracker's back |
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- No way. |
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They leave the keys in here. |
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Chowder, |
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Nebbercracker's haunting me, |
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And now he's |
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You're really crazy right now. |
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I think you're just freaking out |
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Life goes on. |
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For you. |
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Try and relax. Be cool, like me. |
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Chowder, what are you doing? |
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Make it stop. |
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Quit screwing around. |
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I need your help. |
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Fine. |
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You want my help? |
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- Yeah. |
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"Trick or treat." |
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Okay. Whatever. Let's go. |
00:24:03 |
Hold on. |
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Chowder, come on. |
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The haunting is subtle... |
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...yet really, really boring. |
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- Can I go home now? |
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DJ... |
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...this is why nobody |
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I'll go Ding Dong Ditch the house |
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Chowder, stop, please. |
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Chowder, I'm serious. |
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Chowder, come back. |
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Come on. |
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Chowder. Come back. |
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- Oh, no. A bottle. |
00:25:01 |
- Come back, please. |
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Hey, DJ, who am I? |
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Get off my lawn. |
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Don't. Come on. |
00:26:06 |
Run. Chowder, get out of there. |
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- Chowder, come here. |
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This way. This way. |
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Help. |
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Come on, Chowder! |
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Don't look back. |
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I looked back. |
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Bones? |
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Coming. |
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Don't even think |
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Trick or treat. |
00:27:03 |
What? |
00:27:06 |
Good morning, ma'am. |
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You witnessed a simulation |
00:27:10 |
Studies show that households |
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...are 55 percent more likely |
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To help avert this tragedy... |
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...l'm here selling Halloween candy |
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Good school. |
00:27:25 |
Now, what do you want? |
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Just trying to get a head start on life |
00:27:32 |
You want a successful future? |
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When a guy with tattoos |
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...give him his burger, |
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Thank you for the advice. |
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But back to business. |
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Without candy, I'm afraid your house |
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Nice try. It's not my house. |
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Babysitter? |
00:28:00 |
Okay, let's cut the crap. |
00:28:01 |
Maybe the parents you work for |
00:28:06 |
Maybe they left me 30. |
00:28:08 |
Maybe you give me 20, I write |
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Maybe. |
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And I want two extra bags |
00:28:18 |
One bag and I'll |
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You're good. |
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Eight a.m. No detectable movement. |
00:28:39 |
No detectable movement. |
00:28:41 |
Hey, DJ, I brought you |
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Cover blown? |
00:28:57 |
No detectable movement. |
00:28:59 |
What are you two weirdoes up to? |
00:29:01 |
Oh, nothing. |
00:29:02 |
Just something in the house |
00:29:06 |
Yeah. We've been watching all night. |
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Not even to go to the bathroom. |
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Oh, gross. |
00:29:15 |
Whatever disease you guys have... |
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...l'm sure it's got letters |
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Zee, it's true. There's something evil |
00:29:24 |
That's excellent. |
00:29:27 |
Anyway, have you two astronomers |
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He left last night unexpectedly... |
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...and he never came back. |
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Never came back? |
00:29:42 |
- Bottle. |
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Oh, okay, you know what? |
00:29:48 |
Listen, Zee, I don't know |
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Your boyfriend has most likely |
00:29:55 |
Sherry Klausen. |
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I gotta go. |
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Breakfast. |
00:30:00 |
Happy Halloween, losers. |
00:30:26 |
Hello. |
00:30:28 |
What? |
00:30:29 |
What is it? |
00:30:31 |
Oh, nothing. |
00:30:32 |
Let me see. |
00:30:53 |
- Oh, no. |
00:30:55 |
- No. No. Hey. |
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DJ, that's your phone. |
00:31:00 |
- No, stop. |
00:31:03 |
- Don't go in there. |
00:31:06 |
Don't go any further. |
00:31:07 |
- Come here. |
00:31:11 |
Are you guys mentally challenged? |
00:31:14 |
If you are, |
00:31:18 |
Detectable movement. |
00:31:30 |
- What do we do? What do we do? |
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Guys. |
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- Run, Chowder. |
00:31:41 |
Help, please. |
00:31:46 |
- Got her. |
00:31:49 |
Hello? |
00:31:56 |
- Hey. |
00:31:59 |
There's an angry dad on the phone |
00:32:06 |
Hello? |
00:32:07 |
Losers, I'm talking to you. |
00:32:13 |
He's worried about you. |
00:32:15 |
He should be. |
00:32:18 |
- Start explaining. |
00:32:21 |
- Stop explaining, I've had enough. |
00:32:25 |
To see what's happening |
00:32:27 |
- No, no, no. You can't. |
00:32:32 |
Puberty. Yeah, I'm having |
00:32:38 |
- No more Mountain Dew. |
00:32:41 |
I'm going to find Bones. |
00:32:42 |
All right, you have fun. |
00:32:45 |
And you tell him I said hey, okay? |
00:32:48 |
See you. |
00:32:53 |
Oh, hi. |
00:32:55 |
You wanna tell me what's going on? |
00:32:57 |
Oh, yeah. I made |
00:33:00 |
Hi, I'm JD. DJ. |
00:33:05 |
Yes, Dad, I meant to call you, |
00:33:09 |
Okay, I'm sorry. |
00:33:12 |
Okay. |
00:33:14 |
Absolutely. |
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Affirmative. |
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- Okay, love you. Bye. |
00:33:19 |
And this is |
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...such as it were. |
00:33:28 |
Yeah, posters are stupid. |
00:33:29 |
I was gonna tear them down |
00:33:32 |
Well, Dad, why don't you |
00:33:35 |
Hey, DJ, you got any beer? |
00:33:38 |
Well, hello there. |
00:33:40 |
This is Chowder. |
00:33:41 |
Charles, to the ladies. |
00:33:43 |
Jenny Bennett. |
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Two-term class president |
00:33:47 |
- That's a tough school to get into. |
00:33:51 |
It's a girls' school. |
00:33:55 |
Which is why I didn't. |
00:33:59 |
You know, there's a... |
00:34:02 |
I hate Mexican food. |
00:34:03 |
- Me too. |
00:34:10 |
Fascinating, isn't it? |
00:34:13 |
Just sits there waiting... |
00:34:16 |
...mocking us with its... |
00:34:20 |
...houseness. |
00:34:22 |
- May I please use your phone? |
00:34:24 |
Here. Who you calling? |
00:34:25 |
- My mother. |
00:34:27 |
She's probably |
00:34:28 |
It's too much for the adult mind |
00:34:32 |
Is this pee? Because if it is, |
00:34:38 |
- It's... |
00:34:40 |
You pee in bottles? |
00:34:42 |
What are you talking about? |
00:34:44 |
- It's yours. |
00:34:46 |
- May I speak with Allison? |
00:34:48 |
- Her daughter. Thank you. |
00:34:50 |
Excuse me. |
00:34:51 |
I was selling chocolates in Mayville, |
00:34:58 |
So you hate Mexican food, huh? |
00:35:01 |
Yeah. You too, huh? |
00:35:03 |
Yeah, in fact, you might say |
00:35:06 |
Outside in front of the house? |
00:35:09 |
- Fine. Let's get technical. |
00:35:12 |
I started hating it |
00:35:14 |
Can't call dibs on a girl |
00:35:17 |
You can't call dibs on a girl. |
00:35:18 |
- Just did. |
00:35:20 |
She didn't believe me. |
00:35:22 |
Authority can be so: |
00:35:31 |
Okay. Normally I don't spend time |
00:35:34 |
But a house just tried to eat me, |
00:35:44 |
Oh, a puppy. |
00:35:54 |
Didn't see that coming. |
00:35:56 |
Okay... |
00:35:58 |
...I think it's time to call the police. |
00:36:09 |
Do you realize |
00:36:12 |
Hundreds of kids |
00:36:15 |
Wait, wait, wait. Come on. |
00:36:18 |
Think about it. |
00:36:19 |
Only a total moron would walk |
00:36:29 |
- Hey, my ball. |
00:36:30 |
No. |
00:36:38 |
It's gonna be a bloodbath. |
00:36:43 |
Good news. The cops are here. |
00:36:45 |
All right, kids, this better be good. |
00:36:47 |
I was in the forest wrestling |
00:36:55 |
I was eating a doughnut. |
00:36:58 |
All three of you, |
00:37:01 |
- My ears. |
00:37:03 |
He's a rookie. |
00:37:06 |
Officer, we have reason |
00:37:07 |
...there's a dangerous creature |
00:37:10 |
- It may have killed a man. |
00:37:12 |
Doggy down? |
00:37:15 |
- We've got a situation. |
00:37:17 |
Calling for backup. |
00:37:19 |
There's a dangerous creature |
00:37:22 |
We don't have backup. |
00:37:26 |
And this is no situation. |
00:37:27 |
It's just a couple Tater Tots |
00:37:30 |
I bet you the dead dog |
00:37:33 |
What was that? |
00:37:34 |
Nothing. |
00:37:37 |
All right. Time's up, peewees. |
00:37:38 |
- It's Halloween. We got things to do. |
00:37:42 |
No, wait, you can't. |
00:37:46 |
...and it comes out and grabs things |
00:37:49 |
Yeah, like this: |
00:37:50 |
Okay, okay, okay. The thing is... |
00:37:55 |
...we're trying to make this sound |
00:37:59 |
Problem is it sounds kind of not real. |
00:38:02 |
- So we'll see you later. |
00:38:04 |
All right. I'll show you. |
00:38:08 |
We'll aim for Bigfoot. |
00:38:11 |
That's loaded. |
00:38:21 |
He's hopping. |
00:38:29 |
Smart house. |
00:38:32 |
Hey. |
00:38:34 |
You... Both of you. Come here. |
00:38:37 |
Bring it to the car. |
00:38:38 |
Come on. |
00:38:40 |
I'm gonna forget you throwing that rock |
00:38:43 |
But next time any of you |
00:38:46 |
...all three of you are going |
00:38:48 |
Now, I'll give you |
00:38:50 |
But we need your help. |
00:38:52 |
It's your job to help us. |
00:38:54 |
- One. |
00:38:56 |
Two. |
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Three. |
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Four. |
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Five. |
00:39:02 |
That's tender. |
00:39:04 |
My house is right over there. |
00:39:08 |
So much for relying |
00:39:10 |
Yeah, I know. |
00:39:12 |
- Dude, we're screwed. |
00:39:14 |
We'll go to an expert. |
00:39:19 |
You're looking |
00:39:22 |
...over-14 |
00:39:25 |
His name is Reginald Skulinski. |
00:39:29 |
- Who's "they"? |
00:39:31 |
- Yeah. |
00:39:34 |
So let's go talk to him. |
00:39:36 |
- Hey, Jenny, Jenny. |
00:39:39 |
Skull is in the game zone right now. |
00:39:41 |
You don't wanna mess with him |
00:39:44 |
Fine, so how long |
00:39:47 |
Die. Die. |
00:39:50 |
Who knows? He once played |
00:39:54 |
...on one quarter, a gallon |
00:39:58 |
The man's a legend. |
00:40:00 |
Well, if he's not coming out of |
00:40:04 |
- What? Hey, what are you...? |
00:40:08 |
It's like you're not gonna... |
00:40:11 |
You're gonna die. You're gonna die. |
00:40:13 |
Watch out. |
00:40:15 |
Did you see that? |
00:40:17 |
Your head's rolling. You can't see it, |
00:40:20 |
- Sir? |
00:40:22 |
I'm busy playing a video game |
00:40:26 |
What? |
00:40:28 |
Old man Nebbercracker's house |
00:40:30 |
I need to know how to destroy it |
00:40:33 |
Calm down. You make me wanna |
00:40:37 |
Oh, you like the steel of my blade? |
00:40:44 |
Possessed house, you say? |
00:40:48 |
In my travels to the video store |
00:40:52 |
...l've seen many strange |
00:40:55 |
And I've heard tell |
00:40:58 |
...becoming possessed |
00:41:02 |
...so that the spirit becomes merged |
00:41:05 |
...creating a rare form of monster... |
00:41:09 |
...known as Domus mactabilis. |
00:41:17 |
The house is Mr. Nebbercracker. |
00:41:20 |
We're its murderous enemies. |
00:41:23 |
Have fun getting killed. |
00:41:25 |
Run, coward. |
00:41:28 |
Look at that blood. |
00:41:31 |
So how do we kill it? |
00:41:34 |
You've gotta strike |
00:41:38 |
But houses don't have hearts. |
00:41:40 |
Yes! |
00:41:43 |
Oh, yeah. |
00:41:45 |
Yeah. You might be right about that. |
00:41:50 |
Sorry, children, but I've got some very |
00:41:55 |
I won't be seeing you later. |
00:42:05 |
Thou art dead. |
00:42:17 |
So we need to strike at the heart. |
00:42:19 |
Yeah, but where are we gonna find |
00:42:25 |
Ever since Nebbercracker died... |
00:42:27 |
...there's been smoke |
00:42:34 |
The furnace. |
00:42:38 |
If we wanna put out the fire, |
00:42:41 |
Without getting chewed to pieces. |
00:42:46 |
- Dummy. |
00:42:48 |
No, Chowder, this is it. |
00:42:51 |
We fill the dummy |
00:42:53 |
- Borrow it from your dad's pharmacy. |
00:42:56 |
Feed the dummy to the house, house |
00:42:59 |
- Look at this. |
00:43:06 |
- Questions? |
00:43:09 |
I don't wanna steal drugs |
00:43:11 |
...I don't wanna go inside a monster |
00:43:14 |
- I say it's worth a shot. |
00:43:47 |
Hey, but I wanted that one. |
00:43:50 |
- You've gotta be kidding me. |
00:44:22 |
- Chowder. Quiet. |
00:44:31 |
Go. |
00:00:12 |
All right, little vacuum-cleaner dummy, |
00:00:18 |
You don't be scared. |
00:00:20 |
That's not how I trained you. |
00:00:22 |
I love you, vacuum-cleaner dummy. |
00:00:25 |
Chowder, come on. |
00:00:35 |
Okay. |
00:00:46 |
Yes. |
00:00:49 |
Trick or treat. |
00:00:53 |
Plug it in. |
00:01:38 |
So close. |
00:01:45 |
Littering, loitering, |
00:01:49 |
- And treason. |
00:01:51 |
- You sure? Because in the book... |
00:01:53 |
All right, kids, out of the trash cans. |
00:01:55 |
Come on. You heard the big guy. |
00:02:00 |
Come on, keep it moving. |
00:02:01 |
All right, drop your weapons. |
00:02:04 |
Pass them to me. Come on. |
00:02:08 |
- I will shoot you. |
00:02:16 |
You stay here, |
00:02:19 |
I am on it. |
00:02:37 |
Y'all think something's funny? |
00:02:40 |
You disrespecting the badge? |
00:02:42 |
You don't want none of this. |
00:02:45 |
Y'all wanna test me? |
00:02:48 |
I am the police. |
00:02:51 |
I know you're a thug. |
00:02:54 |
I see it in your eyes. |
00:02:55 |
That's it. That is it. |
00:02:58 |
You got something to say, |
00:03:00 |
- That's it, we're taking them in. |
00:03:04 |
- Where we taking them? |
00:03:06 |
You hear that? |
00:03:10 |
But, officer, |
00:03:12 |
Yeah, 2-percent, |
00:03:14 |
- Okay, the house is a monster. |
00:03:18 |
Hey, listen, I'm with you guys. |
00:03:22 |
I mean, kind of a cop. |
00:03:25 |
Yeah. They're gonna love you |
00:03:31 |
We are supercops. |
00:03:32 |
Yeah. That's why I live in a condo. |
00:03:35 |
Supercop. Super-duper-duper-cop. |
00:03:39 |
- You hear that? |
00:03:42 |
No, no. That sounds |
00:03:46 |
- I'm gonna go check it out. |
00:03:49 |
This is like trying to wrangle a puppy. |
00:03:53 |
- You guys, stop. |
00:03:54 |
- No. Get out of there. |
00:04:08 |
What? |
00:04:12 |
I tell you. Super-roll. |
00:04:17 |
- Stop. Stop. |
00:04:20 |
You don't know |
00:04:26 |
Where you at, spooky creature? |
00:04:29 |
I'm gonna find you. |
00:04:36 |
Freeze... |
00:04:37 |
...tree. |
00:04:41 |
Hey, what you doing? |
00:04:43 |
Not to an officer, brother. |
00:04:49 |
- I'm coming, buddy. |
00:04:52 |
- I'm gonna go get backup. |
00:04:56 |
I'm getting Judy. |
00:05:00 |
Judy! |
00:05:03 |
Help! |
00:05:05 |
Mama! |
00:05:11 |
Oh, my God, oh, my God, |
00:05:14 |
- I think I'm having a stroke. |
00:05:17 |
We'll be all right |
00:05:33 |
I'm too young to die! |
00:05:44 |
Jenny. I've always loved you. |
00:05:48 |
- Chowder! |
00:05:50 |
Mama! |
00:05:53 |
I can't look. |
00:06:01 |
Guys, come on. Let's go. |
00:06:45 |
We're dead. You've killed us |
00:06:49 |
I don't think the house knows |
00:06:52 |
I bet it thinks we're still in the car. |
00:06:55 |
Listen. |
00:06:57 |
It sounds like it's sleeping. |
00:06:59 |
The only way that we're gonna |
00:07:02 |
...is if we find the heart, |
00:07:05 |
Maybe we should examine |
00:07:07 |
Sure. Other option: |
00:07:10 |
We wait here and do nothing |
00:07:14 |
Find the heart, |
00:07:29 |
Explosives. That's so cool. |
00:07:50 |
- He was watching me. |
00:07:54 |
Did you ever see a wife? |
00:07:57 |
People used to say he had one... |
00:08:00 |
...but he fattened her up... |
00:08:03 |
...and he ate her. |
00:08:12 |
"Demolition squad." |
00:08:19 |
Sorry. |
00:08:21 |
Come on. |
00:08:26 |
Be quiet. |
00:08:27 |
Don't worry, I have a very light step. |
00:08:39 |
There. Right there. Shoot it. |
00:09:21 |
What? I thought |
00:09:23 |
- That's not the heart. |
00:09:25 |
Well, if those are the teeth |
00:09:30 |
...then that must be the uvula. |
00:09:35 |
So it's a girl house. |
00:09:38 |
What? No. |
00:09:40 |
It stimulates the gag reflex. |
00:09:43 |
Not me. |
00:10:02 |
No. |
00:10:07 |
Okay. Let's move. |
00:10:15 |
We need to move quickly |
00:10:18 |
Don't touch anything. |
00:10:20 |
And stay together... |
00:10:22 |
- DJ! |
00:10:24 |
DJ. |
00:10:31 |
I'll save you. |
00:10:47 |
Chowder, knock it off. |
00:10:49 |
Sorry. I thought you were... DJ! |
00:10:52 |
- Chowder, it's a toy. |
00:10:55 |
Where's DJ? |
00:10:57 |
- DJ. |
00:11:03 |
Look at all these toys. |
00:11:08 |
This must be where |
00:11:12 |
"Stash." |
00:11:15 |
I think you guys |
00:11:36 |
- The key. |
00:11:39 |
Yeah, we've gotta |
00:11:48 |
What are you doing? |
00:12:00 |
We have a Ping-Pong table |
00:12:09 |
Constance. |
00:12:10 |
Holy moly. He really did eat her. |
00:12:14 |
Couldn't have. |
00:12:16 |
Her whole body is buried in cement. |
00:12:27 |
Look at all this stuff. |
00:12:31 |
Why would he build her a shrine |
00:12:35 |
Maybe he just felt guilty or something. |
00:12:43 |
I always knew you were hiding |
00:12:50 |
DJ. |
00:12:54 |
Way to go, big nose. |
00:13:08 |
- It's awake. |
00:13:18 |
Hide. |
00:13:39 |
Hey, I know that sound. |
00:13:46 |
My ball. |
00:13:48 |
Where are you going? Come here. |
00:13:51 |
- Chowder, come back. |
00:13:57 |
Gotcha. |
00:14:02 |
Killer Slinkys! |
00:14:05 |
- Chowder. |
00:14:17 |
DJ! Help! |
00:14:24 |
Oh, no. |
00:14:33 |
Get off. |
00:14:46 |
Jenny. |
00:14:49 |
Chowder. |
00:14:54 |
Come on, Chowder, grab on. |
00:14:57 |
Gotcha. |
00:15:00 |
DJ, look out! |
00:15:07 |
No! |
00:15:09 |
The uvula. |
00:15:28 |
- DJ... |
00:15:31 |
Mommy! |
00:15:47 |
Gross. |
00:15:49 |
Did we just get upchucked? |
00:15:51 |
The uvula, nature's emergency exit. |
00:15:58 |
That's it. Another great idea, DJ. |
00:16:02 |
What do you want from me, |
00:16:04 |
I don't see you coming up |
00:16:06 |
Oh, yeah? Yeah? |
00:16:09 |
I'm going home to make |
00:16:13 |
Chowder, the house is still alive |
00:16:16 |
I risked my life for you. |
00:16:19 |
...and I could've died in there. |
00:16:22 |
You're the one that killed |
00:16:25 |
- Getting your ball back. |
00:16:26 |
Stop fighting. |
00:16:29 |
We are babies. |
00:16:31 |
What were we thinking? |
00:16:33 |
We tried to put a house to sleep |
00:16:36 |
- How lame can you get? |
00:16:39 |
I'm going home. I suck. |
00:16:45 |
DJ. |
00:16:47 |
At least it's an ambulance. |
00:16:53 |
DJ? |
00:17:14 |
It's a ghost. |
00:17:17 |
Begone. Fie. |
00:17:19 |
Begone yourself. Get away. |
00:17:24 |
He's not a ghost. |
00:17:26 |
He's not dead. I'm not a murderer. |
00:17:29 |
Of course I'm not dead. |
00:17:33 |
You'll be dead if you don't scram. |
00:17:36 |
- Come on, DJ. |
00:17:38 |
Don't you know what day this is? |
00:17:44 |
I'm running out of time. |
00:17:51 |
Honey... |
00:17:54 |
...l'm home. |
00:18:00 |
Oh, look at you, dear. |
00:18:02 |
Your shingles are all ruffled... |
00:18:06 |
...and your windows are cracked. |
00:18:11 |
Oh, but it's no problem, sweetheart. |
00:18:15 |
It's her. The house is her. |
00:18:18 |
- DJ, what are you doing? |
00:18:20 |
- Come back. |
00:18:22 |
Nothing paint and varnish |
00:18:23 |
Mr. Nebbercracker. |
00:18:27 |
I know about Constance. |
00:18:29 |
You what? |
00:18:31 |
What do you know? |
00:18:39 |
You were in my house? You... |
00:18:45 |
You didn't kill her, did you? |
00:18:52 |
I love her so much. |
00:19:23 |
Hello? |
00:19:27 |
It's okay. |
00:19:30 |
I can take you away from here. |
00:19:32 |
Would you like that? |
00:19:38 |
Yes. |
00:19:41 |
There we go. |
00:19:43 |
Won't be long now. |
00:19:52 |
All right. |
00:19:56 |
Okay, open your eyes. |
00:20:00 |
- Now, it's not much, I know, but just... |
00:20:09 |
Get away from my house! |
00:20:12 |
I'm gonna rip them to bits. |
00:20:16 |
Help. |
00:20:18 |
- Constance. |
00:20:20 |
- What's wrong? Are you hurt? |
00:20:22 |
Yes, I'm hurt. Those criminals |
00:20:25 |
- Trick or treat. |
00:20:27 |
...they're just kids, dear. |
00:20:30 |
- It's Halloween. |
00:20:31 |
It's my house, |
00:20:34 |
Constance, look at me. Look at me. |
00:20:37 |
As long as I'm here, |
00:20:42 |
- Constance. |
00:20:43 |
You vandals. |
00:20:45 |
- Eat this. |
00:20:47 |
- I'll get you. |
00:21:04 |
So I finished the house. |
00:21:07 |
She would've wanted that. |
00:21:11 |
She died, but she didn't leave. |
00:21:19 |
And that night... |
00:21:21 |
... that one night of every year... |
00:21:26 |
... I had to take precautions. |
00:21:28 |
- Trick or treat. |
00:21:30 |
- Sucker. |
00:21:36 |
Hey! Get a... |
00:21:39 |
Stay away from my house! |
00:21:44 |
She attacks anyone |
00:21:47 |
Go. |
00:21:48 |
I'm coming, dear. |
00:21:51 |
Go. |
00:21:53 |
No, no, no, wait. I can't let you |
00:21:56 |
I know that you've been |
00:21:59 |
But now it's our turn to protect you. |
00:22:01 |
Let her go. |
00:22:08 |
But if I let her go... |
00:22:10 |
...then I'll have no one. |
00:22:13 |
That's not true. |
00:22:28 |
Constance, no! |
00:22:38 |
Come on. |
00:22:40 |
The house is alive! |
00:22:52 |
This way. This way. Come on. |
00:22:55 |
You guys, come on. |
00:23:02 |
- What are you doing? |
00:23:04 |
Move it, pork chop. |
00:23:10 |
Come on, come on. |
00:23:26 |
Come on, Mr. Nebbercracker. |
00:23:31 |
I can't. |
00:23:36 |
Mr. Nebbercracker. Hurry. |
00:23:38 |
Go on. I'll be all right. |
00:23:41 |
Oh, man. |
00:23:55 |
What are you waiting for? |
00:24:22 |
You stay away |
00:24:51 |
Constance. |
00:24:54 |
Mr. Nebbercracker. |
00:24:58 |
Oh, now... |
00:25:01 |
There, there, girl. |
00:25:06 |
My sweet. |
00:25:09 |
You've been a bad girl, haven't you? |
00:25:12 |
You've hurt people. |
00:25:15 |
Oh, Constance. |
00:25:18 |
Oh, we've always known |
00:25:28 |
I have to make things right. |
00:25:34 |
I have to make things right. |
00:25:40 |
Constance. |
00:25:45 |
I've always done |
00:25:50 |
Haven't I, girl? |
00:25:55 |
Come on, let's move. |
00:25:57 |
Oh, Constance. |
00:26:03 |
Let this be the right thing to do. |
00:26:13 |
Leave him alone! |
00:26:14 |
Yeah, get your grubby branches |
00:26:20 |
Take that! |
00:26:22 |
And that! |
00:26:27 |
Mr. Nebbercracker. |
00:26:31 |
Oh, kid, come here. |
00:26:34 |
- Take this. |
00:26:37 |
You have to help me. Please. |
00:26:39 |
I know you can do it. |
00:26:44 |
Go on. Go. Hurry. |
00:26:48 |
How do you know |
00:26:50 |
I don't. |
00:26:56 |
The chimney. |
00:27:05 |
Jenny! |
00:27:18 |
Jenny. Are you all right? |
00:27:21 |
I'm not sure. |
00:27:27 |
DJ, get rid of that thing. |
00:27:30 |
I'm working on it. |
00:27:32 |
Chowder, I need you to get the house |
00:27:35 |
Think you could do that? |
00:27:37 |
Piece of cake. |
00:27:40 |
Come on. |
00:27:48 |
You think you can just |
00:27:57 |
DJ, look. |
00:28:14 |
Mommy. |
00:28:22 |
Chowder. |
00:28:24 |
Come in, Chowder. |
00:28:26 |
Chowder, buddy? |
00:28:37 |
Hey, guys. |
00:28:38 |
Look who just won. |
00:28:42 |
Way to go, Chowder, you did it! |
00:28:45 |
Look at me. Look at Chowder. |
00:28:49 |
- Sorry. |
00:28:53 |
Yes. Look at me. |
00:29:00 |
You can't do that. |
00:29:02 |
That's not fair. |
00:29:23 |
No. Get on the top. Help! |
00:29:29 |
That's it, Chowder. |
00:29:36 |
You ain't nothing. You're a shack. |
00:29:47 |
No! |
00:30:36 |
- I can't. |
00:30:42 |
Go. |
00:30:43 |
I kissed a girl. |
00:30:45 |
I kissed a girl on the lips. |
00:30:50 |
Guys. Any time now. |
00:30:59 |
Sorry. |
00:31:03 |
DJ, hurry. |
00:31:12 |
I'm flying! |
00:31:15 |
- On three, light the dynamite. |
00:31:23 |
- One. |
00:31:25 |
- Two. |
00:31:27 |
Thr... |
00:31:30 |
DJ! |
00:31:38 |
Three! |
00:32:39 |
Do you guys hear something? |
00:32:43 |
It's over there. Come on. |
00:32:48 |
Oh, my dear. |
00:33:03 |
Goodbye. |
00:33:23 |
I'm sorry, Mr. Nebbercracker, |
00:33:28 |
...and your wife. |
00:33:34 |
Your house-wife. |
00:33:39 |
Forty-five years. |
00:33:44 |
We have been trapped |
00:33:50 |
And now... |
00:33:54 |
...we're free. |
00:33:59 |
We're free. |
00:34:02 |
Thank you, friend. |
00:34:06 |
Thank you all. |
00:34:09 |
We're free. |
00:34:25 |
- Thank you. |
00:34:26 |
Happy Halloween. |
00:34:29 |
- Trick or treat. |
00:34:32 |
Here you go. |
00:34:33 |
- Thanks. |
00:34:35 |
Happy Halloween. |
00:34:37 |
Next. |
00:34:41 |
What happened |
00:34:45 |
It turned into a monster, |
00:34:49 |
Trick or treat. |
00:34:51 |
We're gonna need a tricycle. |
00:34:54 |
One tricycle, coming up. |
00:34:57 |
Tricycle. |
00:34:59 |
Tricycle. |
00:35:01 |
- Tricycle. |
00:35:04 |
I missed you so much. |
00:35:06 |
- Thank you, mister. |
00:35:08 |
- Happy Halloween. |
00:35:11 |
- Mom. There's my mom. |
00:35:14 |
- One second. |
00:35:17 |
So... |
00:35:19 |
We should hang out again. |
00:35:21 |
Soon. |
00:35:24 |
- Yeah. |
00:35:26 |
See you. |
00:35:33 |
Good luck with the puberty. |
00:35:36 |
She grabbed my butt. |
00:35:39 |
That's nice, Chowder. |
00:35:40 |
Hey, Mr. Nebbercracker. |
00:35:43 |
Oh, you go on. |
00:35:48 |
All right. Thanks. |
00:35:50 |
- I'll see you around. |
00:35:52 |
Hey. |
00:35:54 |
Stay off my lawn. |
00:35:57 |
I'm just kidding. |
00:35:59 |
- You think he'll be okay? |
00:36:03 |
He'll go on vacation, get some color, |
00:36:06 |
This time, maybe |
00:36:10 |
Hey, DJ, look who's here. |
00:36:12 |
- Yes, I can see that, thank you. |
00:36:14 |
- Hey, boys. |
00:36:19 |
What the heck kind...? |
00:36:23 |
It's... |
00:36:26 |
- Dirty pirates? |
00:36:31 |
Fun, fun. Oh, you look adorable. |
00:36:35 |
Have fun tonight. |
00:36:51 |
You know, you were right. |
00:36:56 |
We're definitely too old |
00:36:58 |
Oh, yeah. No question about it. |
00:37:05 |
On the other hand... |
00:37:08 |
...we've been working all night. |
00:37:19 |
Candy time? |
00:37:21 |
Candy time. |
00:37:22 |
We're back. Yes. |
00:37:25 |
Candy. |
00:39:04 |
- Did we just get...? |
00:39:09 |
It's Halloween, right? |
00:39:11 |
What do you say you and I go out... |
00:39:16 |
...and "inspect" some candy, huh? |
00:39:21 |
We should go eat some candy too. |
00:39:25 |
That's a good idea. |
00:39:26 |
Okay. All right. |
00:39:31 |
Lots of yummy candy. |
00:39:34 |
Like carrots. |
00:39:37 |
All right, where's the car? |
00:39:39 |
And that is how I slayed |
00:39:42 |
Oh, yeah? That's great. |
00:39:46 |
Come on, baby. We're out of here. |
00:39:48 |
Not so fast, Bones. |
00:39:51 |
Times have changed. |
00:39:54 |
Skull's not like you. |
00:39:55 |
He gives me the respect I deserve... |
00:39:58 |
...and makes time for me. |
00:40:00 |
Whatever. |
00:40:04 |
Bones! |
00:45:15 |
Hello, fence. |
00:45:26 |
Hello, leaves. |
00:45:33 |
Hello, sky. |