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00:01:30 Hi, it's Charlie.
00:01:34 Hi, Charlie. It's Carol
00:01:36 Listen, Dr. Batel's office needs you
00:01:39 Let me know. Bye.
00:01:42 Good morning, neighbor.
00:01:44 Hey.
00:01:46 Thanks.
00:01:48 Aw, why do I even bother?
00:01:49 You know, Remy, I gave you
00:01:52 Extreme emergencies.
00:01:53 It was.
00:01:56 I don't know.
00:01:59 Good, 'cause I've got to go.
00:02:01 But you stay,
00:02:03 Go through my drawers.
00:02:16 - Hey, Charlie.
00:02:19 - Are the boys ready?
00:02:23 Hey!
00:02:25 Come on. Yay.
00:02:27 - See you later!
00:02:29 - Be good, boys!
00:02:39 "Romance is in the air today.
00:02:43 No one can resist
00:02:47 Well, Otis, your horoscope
00:02:51 Stop it.
00:02:53 Let's read mine.
00:02:55 "Do not leave your house today. "
00:02:58 "And stop looking so hard.
00:03:04 Hey.
00:03:31 I ordered a nonfat latte.
00:03:34 I would be happy
00:03:36 Can't you even make a friggin' cup
00:03:38 How hard it is to make
00:03:40 I can make another one
00:03:42 - to exchange it for you, sir.
00:03:44 - You've done enough, thanks.
00:03:51 Karma.
00:03:54 - Have a good one.
00:03:56 - Sorry.
00:04:03 Hi.
00:04:05 Hi.
00:04:11 I don't know how
00:04:13 - Why am I in the cards?
00:04:16 Okay, well, this crazy old lady
00:04:19 The knight
00:04:21 - Mmm! That's mine.
00:04:23 - I saw this guy twice today.
00:04:26 Two times in one day.
00:04:28 Mm, a sign.
00:04:30 Yeah, okay. What did he say
00:04:32 I didn't talk to him.
00:04:38 Well, are you sure
00:04:40 Yeah!
00:04:43 Okay, honey,
00:04:45 because you're turning
00:04:47 Yeah, we think
00:04:49 - Exactly.
00:04:52 I haven't been in
00:04:54 doesn't mean
00:04:56 I just want a sweet guy,
00:04:58 you know, a guy
00:05:02 ...opens a door
00:05:04 And who notices
00:05:07 you know, maybe
00:05:11 Maybe he completes you.
00:05:17 You complete me.
00:05:21 Sorry.
00:05:23 Dr. Batel's office.
00:05:27 - Go to Grandma's, tell her
00:05:29 - I still have stitches to do...
00:05:31 I'll see you
00:05:33 You know what? You go ahead.
00:05:35 - Thank you, Charlie. You're a doll.
00:05:38 Hey, George.
00:05:40 - How're you doing, Charlie?
00:05:42 - What do you got there?
00:05:43 to bring it from home.
00:05:46 Whew! Okay!
00:05:49 All right. The doctor
00:06:07 - Thank you.
00:06:10 We're here!
00:06:12 Thank God
00:06:14 I am down two girls
00:06:15 - Sorry, that's all I got left.
00:06:17 Wow. You know, I love that I am
00:06:21 - to wear something like this, you know?
00:06:23 - Hey, what's up?
00:06:24 - Sorry.
00:06:26 Okay, hand out
00:06:29 There has got to be
00:06:31 - I don't think it's that bad of a name.
00:06:38 - Oh my God, that's him.
00:06:40 The guy I ran into.
00:06:42 - Where?
00:06:43 That is three times in two days.
00:06:45 - Um, like, none.
00:06:48 This is his party. He just moved
00:06:50 - Really?
00:06:52 Well, you're right.
00:07:26 - Here's the best part.
00:07:28 The guy then goes
00:07:30 Kevin performs CPR
00:07:32 saves his life again.
00:07:35 God.
00:07:38 No, you are amazing.
00:07:41 Yeah.
00:07:47 Excuse me?
00:07:51 W- wait wait wait.
00:07:53 Oh, um, balls.
00:07:55 Shrimp balls.
00:07:57 Shrimp in...
00:07:59 ...balls.
00:08:01 I'm sorry,
00:08:03 but we're not really
00:08:08 Yeah, okay.
00:08:09 Was she really listening
00:08:11 Excuse me.
00:08:15 Wait a second.
00:08:17 So I know two things
00:08:20 and you have a lot of dogs.
00:08:22 Oh, that... no.
00:08:24 I'm a dog walker.
00:08:26 I'm not some crazy dog-lady
00:08:28 - That's why.
00:08:31 I didn't mean
00:08:33 Well, you're right.
00:08:34 You should have stayed
00:08:37 Well, your girlfriend
00:08:40 Oh no, that's...
00:08:42 I- I don't have a...
00:08:44 I don't have
00:08:46 What?
00:08:48 Nothing.
00:08:50 Nothing. I'm Charlie.
00:08:53 Well, I'm... I'm Kevin.
00:08:55 - Nice to meet you.
00:09:00 What? What does
00:09:04 It looks like someone else
00:09:06 I'm gonna go
00:09:16 Excuse me.
00:09:19 My shoes
00:09:23 which means
00:09:26 Can I get you anything?
00:09:28 One of him on a platter.
00:09:31 Such a waste.
00:09:33 What's a waste?
00:09:34 You didn't know?
00:09:37 Kevin's gay.
00:09:40 - What?
00:09:43 That's Kit, the groom.
00:09:44 Or maybe he's the bride.
00:09:47 which one's the top
00:09:50 Yeah, they're getting married
00:09:55 I didn't get that vibe.
00:09:57 Trust me.
00:10:01 Thanks.
00:10:06 Look at
00:10:09 I used to have
00:10:36 You're home.
00:10:38 - I'm exhausted.
00:10:41 - Hi, it's Charlie. Leave a message.
00:10:44 Hi, Charlie.
00:10:45 - This is Kevin Fields.
00:10:47 I don't know if you remember me
00:10:50 but I was just calling
00:10:54 maybe... maybe you wanted
00:10:57 What? No!
00:10:58 Hang up the phone.
00:11:00 No, actually, you can't,
00:11:03 So maybe you could
00:11:09 Hang it up.
00:11:11 All right, you know,
00:11:12 Call me at 555-0118
00:11:16 Okay, thanks. Bye.
00:11:18 Oh man, that was...
00:11:21 Yeah, I wouldn't hold your breath
00:11:23 Yeah, she'll call me back
00:11:26 Yeah, I'm not going
00:11:33 So takeout
00:11:38 Here we go.
00:11:40 Take it easy, Lilly.
00:11:44 Easy.
00:11:52 Hi.
00:11:54 You never called me back so I figured
00:11:57 Thanks.
00:11:59 Look, I think you're
00:12:03 but I don't know why
00:12:05 - Hmm?
00:12:07 Yeah, I love that fact.
00:12:11 Have you ever been
00:12:15 Excuse me?
00:12:16 I mean, have you only
00:12:19 Men?
00:12:20 whoa whoa whoa.
00:12:22 - You're not?
00:12:24 No, I like women.
00:12:27 but you know what I mean.
00:12:29 Why did you think
00:12:32 Awkward.
00:12:33 Okay, I got to go now.
00:12:36 Wait wait.
00:12:38 Okay, I'll prove to you
00:12:40 Let me take you out on Friday night.
00:12:43 I'll order a pizza,
00:12:46 Give me one good reason.
00:12:50 'Cause I'm different.
00:12:51 Really?
00:12:54 Okay, what color
00:12:59 Well, at first glance,
00:13:01 But when the light hits them
00:13:05 And if you look really closely around the
00:13:10 But when you look
00:13:12 they almost look green.
00:13:15 That's my favorite.
00:13:22 How did I do?
00:13:25 I would've settled
00:13:28 - Okay!
00:13:31 Off! Off!
00:13:32 I'm sorry he bit you.
00:13:34 I mean, they all have their shots
00:13:37 Seriously, don't worry about it.
00:13:39 - Outside.
00:13:41 No, I've been here
00:13:44 Nice place.
00:13:45 I should have some hydrogen peroxide
00:13:49 What is all this stuff?
00:13:50 I'm a yoga instructor.
00:13:52 - This?
00:13:54 And a dog walker
00:13:56 I told you I'm a temp.
00:13:58 That is not true.
00:14:00 - Remy! Remy!
00:14:03 - She hides it right under there.
00:14:04 What?
00:14:08 He's not...
00:14:14 - Are you all right?
00:14:19 Found it!
00:14:21 So you're an artist, too?
00:14:22 I like to dabble
00:14:26 I mean, life's too short
00:14:29 Yeah. That's a good
00:14:31 My dad always used
00:14:33 - Used to?
00:14:36 - my parents died when I was little.
00:14:38 That's okay.
00:14:41 - You ready?
00:14:42 it's a little embarrassing.
00:14:44 I'm the one who's supposed
00:14:47 - Oh my God. I'm sorry!
00:14:49 I never get to do that.
00:14:51 Okay, because the cut is,
00:14:55 Sorry.
00:14:57 - Do you need my phone?
00:14:59 It's just my mom. And it's only
00:15:02 She's just getting started.
00:15:04 - Well, you're all set.
00:15:08 So, do you think...
00:15:10 we could do this again sometime,
00:15:14 Yeah, that would be nice.
00:15:20 - Heard from Kevin yet?
00:15:22 Would you page
00:15:24 - Good morning, Stan.
00:15:26 - You're in a good mood.
00:15:28 came to my dressing room
00:15:31 - Yeah and I had to start kissing your...
00:15:34 It is such an honor
00:15:37 Thank you, darling.
00:15:39 Would you mind
00:15:42 For my grandmother.
00:15:45 I'd love to.
00:15:47 You know what else
00:15:49 I'd love you to get me a latte.
00:15:52 - Okay.
00:15:54 Hi, guys.
00:15:59 That woman is a legend.
00:16:01 Shouldn't you be
00:16:04 I just can't believe
00:16:11 Shit!
00:16:13 I- I've been replaced?
00:16:15 I'm so sorry, Viola.
00:16:18 Psst!
00:16:20 I mean, you've had
00:16:23 It's just that we're trying to appeal
00:16:29 I'm fine.
00:16:35 God damn!
00:16:36 And then I'm gonna call
00:16:39 Uh, we're on in two minutes.
00:16:41 - Okay.
00:16:44 - Please!
00:16:49 I'm ready.
00:16:51 ?... love got jeans
00:17:03 - Are you okay?
00:17:05 Hey, I've had
00:17:07 I've done exclusives
00:17:10 Muhammad Ali...
00:17:11 four sitting presidents...
00:17:13 three of them hit on me.
00:17:15 Five Emmys!
00:17:18 Now I'm being replaced
00:17:20 whose grandmother
00:17:22 You know what
00:17:24 I'm gonna finish out
00:17:25 and I'm gonna leave this show
00:17:28 Okay, coming back
00:17:30 Three, cue announcer.
00:17:31 Today on "Public Intimacy,"
00:17:33 pop singing sensation
00:17:36 And now we're live
00:17:39 Four, three, two...
00:17:44 Well, that was
00:17:45 My goodness, you have a big voice
00:17:48 You're gonna miss
00:17:50 Have you always
00:17:51 Ever since I was
00:17:53 I would sing
00:17:55 - How old are you?
00:18:02 W- what do you do for fun?
00:18:04 I love watching
00:18:06 - They're my favorite.
00:18:09 Well, "Grease"
00:18:12 "Benji. "
00:18:14 "Free Willy," um...
00:18:17 "Legally Blonde,"
00:18:19 "The Little Mermaid. "
00:18:21 - Oh.
00:18:29 You ever read
00:18:30 Newspaper?
00:18:32 Viola, the girl
00:18:34 I don't have
00:18:37 So basically, you have absolutely
00:18:41 - I...
00:18:43 over five million albums... CDs,
00:18:47 - who listen to your insipid lyrics.
00:18:50 "You want to know me,
00:18:53 You're influencing
00:18:56 who won't know how
00:18:58 or vote for a president,
00:19:00 or remember the significance
00:19:02 I don't support
00:19:06 I think
00:19:09 Y'all better get that
00:19:14 - Holy crap!
00:19:16 - Quick!
00:19:19 Crazy bitch!
00:19:21 - Cut! Cut! Put in the Bow Flex tape!
00:19:23 Juice Man, something!
00:19:27 I don't support
00:19:30 I think
00:19:40 I wanted you to take one last look
00:19:44 Oh, thank God
00:19:47 Yes.
00:19:49 Well, just remember
00:19:51 the breakdown was
00:19:53 so take it nice
00:19:56 No stress.
00:19:58 Absolutely.
00:20:00 In fact, I'm going
00:20:02 I've been promising my son
00:20:05 since he was a little boy.
00:20:06 And I finally have
00:20:09 That's wonderful.
00:20:10 Not to worry,
00:20:12 I'm in complete control.
00:20:15 Ruby! Ruby,
00:20:18 I'm so happy
00:20:21 Well, good,
00:20:23 Ruby, I figured it out.
00:20:26 - Life, I mean.
00:20:28 It's not about how many celebrities
00:20:32 - It's about relationships and family.
00:20:36 Me and my son.
00:20:37 I just spoke to Kevin.
00:20:39 - Did you get the tickets?
00:20:42 He's going
00:20:45 Yeah, the three of you
00:20:47 - Three?
00:20:50 - and his new girlfriend.
00:20:53 That's a lovely surprise.
00:20:55 Is it?
00:20:57 Well, I mean,
00:21:00 I've only been away
00:21:16 Well, that's
00:21:18 Where do you want me
00:21:20 Under the bed.
00:21:22 You sure you don't want me
00:21:25 make a quick escape to the apartment you
00:21:28 Now come on. You agreed to me
00:21:30 I would have agreed to anything
00:21:35 These are great.
00:21:37 Oh, no!
00:21:38 - 'Cause they're not finished yet.
00:21:40 - Okay? Please?
00:21:42 Here, I'll put them back.
00:21:44 I forgot to tell you, we're having lunch
00:21:49 Lt'll be fine.
00:21:56 You want
00:22:02 Yeah! Okay!
00:22:12 All right, so tell me
00:22:14 Well, he died
00:22:16 But that was just
00:22:17 At the time she was
00:22:20 and then she married this guy
00:22:23 and got her her first
00:22:25 but divorced him
00:22:27 Wait, the actor?
00:22:28 He was.
00:22:30 till she threw him out for sleeping
00:22:33 Wait, how many times
00:22:35 - Well, four.
00:22:37 But, you know, her career
00:22:39 She just lived for it.
00:22:42 And, basically,
00:22:49 Here we are.
00:22:51 Oh, no.
00:23:00 Playing dress-up,
00:23:07 - Shut up. Is that the Dalai Lama?
00:23:11 - Oh my God, That can't be real.
00:23:15 Did you know
00:23:18 - Some of them.
00:23:20 - Look at you, all handsome.
00:23:22 Good to see you.
00:23:24 Yeah, you too.
00:23:26 Now, forget about
00:23:27 This is the woman you need
00:23:30 - Well, it's a pleasure to meet you.
00:23:33 Excuse us.
00:23:40 You're bringing a girl home
00:23:44 Yeah, Ruby, I am.
00:23:46 The women is fresh off
00:23:48 I mean, why don't you
00:23:51 The trees
00:23:53 - It'll be so beautiful. She'll love it.
00:23:56 She's good.
00:23:58 when she got home was make me
00:24:01 It's Oprah!
00:24:03 Oprah!
00:24:05 Yeah, Oprah.
00:24:07 There's one in there
00:24:10 So how big is this place?
00:24:12 About four acres.
00:24:14 two swimming pools,
00:24:17 What?
00:24:20 Oh, no.
00:24:21 I'm kidding.
00:24:23 Kevin!
00:24:24 I've missed you
00:24:27 I promise I'll never
00:24:30 Oh my God, Mom.
00:24:32 - It's just something I threw together.
00:24:36 - What?
00:24:38 - Charlie. Mom.
00:24:40 Charlie, this is Mom.
00:24:43 Mom, Charlie.
00:24:44 Oh, hi.
00:24:48 I'd love to just be able
00:24:50 I must have spent
00:24:53 looking for the perfect
00:24:55 - Cocktail dress.
00:24:56 I know.
00:24:58 Well, it doesn't matter. You could
00:25:01 - I mean, you look amazing.
00:25:03 Listen, when you're my age,
00:25:26 Why the question mark?
00:25:28 Oh, 'cause
00:25:31 I love your jewelry.
00:25:33 - Oh, yes. Yes, thank you.
00:25:35 - I like it... the earth tones.
00:25:37 - Where did you get this from?
00:25:39 That's Kevin's father. He gave it to me
00:25:42 - It's very earthy.
00:25:44 very earthy.
00:25:52 I just think it's wonderful
00:25:55 Think of all
00:25:59 You've been
00:26:01 Well, it's kind of hard to get
00:26:04 Is he great,
00:26:07 I tell you too,
00:26:09 Enjoy it while you can.
00:26:11 Here you go,
00:26:12 Actually, I was a little nervous
00:26:15 - Really?
00:26:16 Well, 'cause it's
00:26:18 Mom, you're the most
00:26:22 And, Charlie,
00:26:24 You're real,
00:26:26 And although we've only
00:26:29 I- I feel like
00:26:32 I guess what I'm
00:26:38 is what are you doing
00:26:41 What?
00:26:49 Oh my God!
00:26:51 Charlie, will you
00:26:55 It's...
00:26:58 - She's in shock.
00:26:59 - I mean, I am, but...
00:27:04 Seriously?
00:27:05 Seriously.
00:27:07 No no. Say "no. "
00:27:08 Yes. Yes!
00:27:11 Yeah!
00:27:20 I'm so happy for you.
00:27:22 - Congratulations!
00:27:25 I am so happy for you.
00:27:26 Congratulations!
00:27:29 that you're going to be
00:27:34 Congratulations.
00:27:36 - I can't believe this.
00:27:38 - Thank you!
00:27:41 - Excuse me, I'll be right back.
00:27:45 Shit!
00:27:52 Medicine.
00:27:54 Let's see.
00:27:56 No.
00:27:57 What's... ah!
00:27:59 14% alcohol!
00:28:06 - You are so crazy! Oh my God!
00:28:09 I've been carrying this around for two
00:28:12 I can't believe this
00:28:18 - Kevin.
00:28:26 It is the perfect moment.
00:28:31 Maybe you should go
00:28:33 She's fine. She's probably
00:28:36 Holy Spirit...
00:28:39 surround me with light.
00:28:42 Please rid me
00:28:45 and my wickedness.
00:28:47 Please help me be
00:28:52 I could just kill
00:28:59 Of course.
00:29:01 She's pregnant.
00:29:04 So, goodness.
00:29:09 - You're telling me.
00:29:12 that you guys
00:29:14 Kevin, you never
00:29:16 - Mom.
00:29:18 It's wonderful
00:29:20 But I don't think marriage is
00:29:27 Well, you know nowadays
00:29:30 to getting married...
00:29:32 - lesbianism... Hmm?
00:29:34 - What are you talking about?
00:29:37 I have to assume
00:29:39 Oh oh, no.
00:29:41 Charlie's not pregnant.
00:29:45 Call me old-fashioned,
00:29:47 marriage is a sacred union
00:29:50 that should only be entered into
00:29:53 Weren't you married
00:29:57 Yes, dear.
00:30:00 Which would make me an expert,
00:30:02 Excuse me.
00:30:06 It's the hospital.
00:30:08 Okay.
00:30:10 You want me to go
00:30:12 No, stay right there.
00:30:25 You know, this is as sudden
00:30:28 It's too sudden, right?
00:30:30 You think?
00:30:32 Yeah.
00:30:33 Really?
00:30:42 I mean, what's the rush?
00:30:44 where you had to get married
00:30:46 and have it all figured out
00:30:48 - Exactly.
00:30:50 And I've always liked
00:30:52 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:30:53 This is so... big.
00:30:59 What am I...
00:31:05 I love Kevin.
00:31:09 I want to spend the rest
00:31:11 Oh my God!
00:31:18 Ruby!
00:31:20 Ruby, I need a bottle of champagne.
00:31:22 May I have the key
00:31:25 What key?
00:31:28 The key, Ruby.
00:31:30 Key?
00:31:32 Ruby, give me the key.
00:31:35 You want to take this
00:31:39 Bring me the key.
00:31:48 And fix your hair.
00:31:49 You look like
00:31:55 She is such
00:32:05 Hey, do you think
00:32:07 Of course. Why?
00:32:09 I don't know, because she called me
00:32:15 I'm sure she meant that
00:32:17 Trust me.
00:32:19 They're gone?
00:32:21 I'll just put this baby
00:32:24 My son
00:32:28 is gonna marry a temp.
00:32:41 Gonna need something
00:32:44 Where's that martini?
00:32:46 Hooch will not solve
00:32:49 She's going to destroy him.
00:32:52 It is so clear.
00:32:54 She's got no money,
00:32:57 She was just waiting
00:32:59 to step right
00:33:01 Kevin's
00:33:03 Come on,
00:33:05 He's a good boy.
00:33:07 But he's a man.
00:33:09 The only time they think straight
00:33:12 and it's usually pointed
00:33:15 You talking about
00:33:18 Look, there's nothing
00:33:21 Just let it go.
00:33:22 You know what you need?
00:33:25 Or another husband.
00:33:26 You know, why don't you
00:33:28 That was fun.
00:33:30 You know, you're right.
00:33:32 I do need a project.
00:33:34 And I have
00:33:36 I am going
00:33:38 Here.
00:33:40 - What?
00:33:43 to get all the information you can
00:33:45 And exactly what do you
00:33:48 Everybody's got
00:33:51 Find something.
00:33:53 And I'm going to open up
00:33:55 and get a party planner.
00:33:56 I'm going to give them
00:33:59 And then what?
00:34:02 When he sees how out of place
00:34:04 it's gonna be over.
00:34:06 This will end badly.
00:34:09 Get me another one
00:34:25 Is it me, or is each house
00:34:35 But I thought your mom
00:34:38 Oh my God. It looks like she's invited
00:34:43 And they're all
00:34:45 There's my mom.
00:34:47 Darlings!
00:34:50 - Welcome.
00:34:52 - I didn't know this was a formal party.
00:34:54 I have something for you.
00:34:57 Oh, see?
00:34:58 - Thank you.
00:35:00 Exactly. You always look
00:35:03 Kevin, your tuxedo
00:35:07 But first I want you to meet
00:35:09 - Prince Amir.
00:35:14 - This is Sarah. Kevin.
00:35:17 And this is Charlie.
00:35:21 Charlie, this is the man that introduced the
00:35:24 - Mr. Prime Minister.
00:35:26 Marie. You know my son,
00:35:28 - Very good to meet you.
00:35:31 - She's a temp.
00:35:33 I worked in a bank once.
00:35:36 Look! There's
00:35:38 Charlie, first I want you to meet
00:35:41 Viola, please let me
00:35:43 I don't want to meet her
00:35:45 Of course, of course. Ruby, would
00:35:48 - Come on, Charlie.
00:35:57 Wow!
00:35:59 Oh my...
00:36:01 it's vintage.
00:36:04 Fiona.
00:36:06 - You look stunning.
00:36:09 My goodness.
00:36:11 Kevin just went up
00:36:13 - Why don't you go say hello to him?
00:36:16 Good girl.
00:36:31 Fiona, what are you doing here?
00:36:34 Why don't you let me give you
00:36:36 Give it up, Fiona.
00:36:40 You know, you and I had
00:36:44 No, you and I had
00:36:47 That's not true.
00:36:49 Kiss me. I'll remind you
00:36:52 What are you doing?
00:36:53 I'm engaged.
00:36:55 It's gonna fit!
00:36:57 Why did she get me
00:37:01 I have two asses.
00:37:07 It'll fit.
00:37:09 Okay.
00:37:11 Okay! Okay!
00:37:17 What is it about her
00:37:19 I don't know but I plan on spending
00:37:25 Kevin!
00:37:27 God! Men in love
00:37:31 Fiona!
00:37:33 Oops!
00:37:35 I was just giving Kevin
00:37:39 Don't worry.
00:37:41 Why would I worry?
00:37:48 Charlie!
00:37:57 Charlie, that was not
00:37:59 I'm going home.
00:38:01 I've destroyed
00:38:04 I embarrassed myself
00:38:09 I forgot, yeah!
00:38:11 I just caught you making out
00:38:15 Charlie, let me explain.
00:38:17 Ugh!
00:38:21 I can't do this.
00:38:27 I don't belong here,
00:38:31 And if I don't belong here
00:38:34 Hey hey hey.
00:38:35 It's you and me now.
00:38:38 This isn't my world anymore.
00:38:40 You're my world.
00:38:49 Okay?
00:38:51 Now let's get the hell out of here.
00:38:53 Okay.
00:38:57 Let me try and get out
00:39:00 Okay, see you
00:39:42 Do you like it?
00:39:44 Yeah, it's great.
00:39:45 I'm so glad you
00:39:48 I don't know. I just woke up today
00:39:52 I'm gonna do
00:39:54 You know, I think it's time
00:39:57 Wait!
00:39:58 - Wait a minute.
00:40:00 I can't let it dry
00:40:02 Oh God!
00:40:06 Are we getting out of bed
00:40:09 What for?
00:40:11 I could die
00:40:13 I would.
00:40:15 You promised me
00:40:17 Sit down, Ruby.
00:40:22 Have you got anything
00:40:26 Nothing. Nada.
00:40:27 No criminal record.
00:40:29 Good grades. Went to design school.
00:40:32 Isn't that exactly what
00:40:35 What about drugs?
00:40:37 She's had fewer lovers
00:40:39 than you did
00:40:42 Well, find something.
00:40:45 Well, I guess if I had
00:40:48 - to my little crime lab and...
00:40:51 I'll get to work on it.
00:40:53 Listen to me.
00:40:56 Has it ever occurred to you
00:40:59 Don't joke.
00:41:02 I would like to speak to that woman
00:41:05 Is she around?
00:41:07 Because you are taking me
00:41:12 Ruby, Ruby.
00:41:13 Everybody knows that when
00:41:16 she marries his mother
00:41:18 What if I drive her crazy?
00:41:21 Okay, now you're
00:41:30 Charlie and Kevin's house.
00:41:32 I forgot you live there.
00:41:36 I didn't realize that you
00:41:39 Kevin, stop it. I'm on the phone
00:41:43 The slut's practically
00:41:45 - Stop it!
00:41:47 That boy's a fine piece of ass.
00:41:48 Hold on, Viola.
00:41:52 Actually, Charlie,
00:41:54 is I wondered if you'd
00:41:56 - Really?
00:42:00 Yeah,
00:42:02 Listen, Viola, I'm kind of in the middle
00:42:05 but Tuesday's fine.
00:42:07 Yeah, me too.
00:42:09 - Lots to do!
00:42:17 I'll go get the vodka.
00:42:32 It's good to see you.
00:42:34 There she is.
00:42:40 Charlotte.
00:42:43 Hi. I'm going to have
00:42:46 and the low-cal Chinese dressing
00:42:50 - And you, miss?
00:42:53 cheeseburger
00:42:56 - All right.
00:42:58 You continue
00:43:00 Aren't you worried about fitting
00:43:03 Well, I mean, I'm making the dress
00:43:06 not the other way
00:43:08 Whoa. I wish I had been
00:43:11 I'll tell you one thing
00:43:13 a stupendous wedding.
00:43:15 And it's important that we
00:43:19 I always thought
00:43:22 in the cathedral down
00:43:26 Actually, we were thinking
00:43:29 a non-denominational
00:43:31 being that I'm more spiritual
00:43:37 What about my place then?
00:43:39 That way we don't even
00:43:41 And Kevin was born there
00:43:43 It would mean
00:43:46 We'll have that marvelous band
00:43:50 And a divine cake.
00:43:51 No no no!
00:43:53 Chewing,
00:43:57 Hold still.
00:43:58 - There! Got it!
00:44:00 Thanks...
00:44:03 What do you think
00:44:07 - Excuse me.
00:44:09 Can I get another salad
00:44:11 - I have allergies.
00:44:13 I'm allergic to nuts,
00:44:16 and blueberries.
00:44:18 It's amazing you've been able
00:44:23 Oh, yeah!
00:44:25 I'm thinking traditional vanilla
00:44:29 Look, Viola, I really do
00:44:33 I made this for you.
00:44:34 It's your wedding planner book.
00:44:41 Is that a picture
00:44:43 And... present time
00:44:47 Thanks.
00:44:54 Wow!
00:44:58 It's big! You can see
00:45:00 You'll wear it on your wedding day,
00:45:03 Of course I was
00:45:05 But we'll just pretend
00:45:08 Now, about the wedding...
00:45:10 the two of you are going to arrive
00:45:13 And the driver's top-hat
00:45:16 and the ribbons
00:45:18 that will be released
00:45:21 of "I do," hmm?
00:45:25 And I've been in touch
00:45:27 How do you know
00:45:29 Well, Kevin told me.
00:45:32 St. Bart's is the absolute
00:45:34 - 'cause Kevin adores it.
00:45:36 Just wait
00:45:40 No.
00:45:42 Thank you, but no.
00:45:44 Thank you,
00:45:47 No to the horse
00:45:50 No to the top-hats,
00:45:53 and any other farm animals
00:45:56 And definitely no to you
00:45:58 - What?
00:46:00 I can...
00:46:01 - Oh oh!
00:46:04 - "Oh no" what?
00:46:05 Okay.
00:46:07 - Viola!
00:46:09 - Oh, no!
00:46:11 Viola!
00:46:15 Oh my God, Viola.
00:46:17 - Give her some room.
00:46:19 - Give her some air.
00:46:22 - No!
00:46:24 It couldn't be
00:46:31 She's had
00:46:32 which can feel like
00:46:34 She's gonna be okay.
00:46:36 But she definitely needs
00:46:40 She said that you were
00:46:43 that you refused her gift
00:46:46 Tell me that's
00:46:49 Well, technically...
00:46:52 yes.
00:46:53 But, hold on.
00:46:55 And she just kept pushing
00:46:58 And, okay, I admit it.
00:47:01 What was I supposed to do?
00:47:03 Come on, look, you know
00:47:06 - So she's a little difficult.
00:47:08 A two-year-old
00:47:09 - She's like... ah!
00:47:11 I'm all she's got...
00:47:13 Come on.
00:47:15 Excuse me.
00:47:17 I'm Dr. Chamberlain,
00:47:19 - Are you Mrs. Fields's son?
00:47:21 - May we speak in private?
00:47:23 We can talk.
00:47:25 Well, I just completed your mother's
00:47:28 It's possible that she's on the verge
00:47:32 I should probably see her
00:47:36 Also, I prescribed her
00:47:38 If she starts to feel
00:47:41 Does she live alone?
00:47:42 Yeah.
00:47:44 Well, I feel
00:47:46 if she were cared for
00:47:48 people that are closest
00:47:50 Just until we're confident
00:47:52 All right.
00:47:56 Oh, God.
00:47:58 I've got that
00:48:00 What am I gonna do?
00:48:01 You know what?
00:48:04 I'll take care of her.
00:48:09 Thank you.
00:48:11 - Come on.
00:48:13 - No, come with me.
00:48:15 - Charlie, come on. Enough already.
00:48:21 Come on.
00:48:26 I am so sorry.
00:48:29 No, Mom, don't be.
00:48:31 Charlie?
00:48:34 I'm sorry too, Viola.
00:48:36 No, I was too pushy.
00:48:40 No.
00:48:41 You weren't.
00:48:44 I would love it if you would
00:48:47 It's all right,
00:48:50 I don't really think
00:48:52 My nerves are shot.
00:48:57 Mom...
00:49:01 Mom, Charlie and I think
00:49:04 until you feel better.
00:49:06 Are you sure?
00:49:12 I can't possibly.
00:49:14 - I couldn't.
00:49:18 I couldn't possibly.
00:49:21 Not unless I know
00:49:25 Will you?
00:49:28 Me?
00:49:29 Yeah, I forgive you.
00:49:37 You just put those
00:49:43 - Hi!
00:49:45 - Are you feeling better?
00:49:47 - Great.
00:49:49 - Would you... is the kitchen over there?
00:49:51 - Great. Goodbye.
00:49:55 - Hey, Charlie.
00:49:57 No, I don't like
00:49:59 Look, do you have any
00:50:01 - No.
00:50:10 When will you be back?
00:50:13 Soon as I can, honey.
00:50:16 Are you sure
00:50:18 Yeah. I mean, hey,
00:50:21 And, I mean, she's gonna
00:50:24 with those pills
00:50:26 Look, I know my mom can be
00:50:29 So if you have any
00:50:31 I'm on the first flight back,
00:50:33 Okay.
00:50:35 And who knows?
00:50:37 maybe you two
00:50:40 Am I interrupting
00:50:42 - No, Mom, come in.
00:50:44 He still thinks
00:50:46 He sent over a sample plate
00:50:49 I said absolutely no peach.
00:50:51 And from now on, everything
00:50:55 - Thank you.
00:50:57 Okay, I'll be
00:50:58 - Here. Look.
00:51:02 - Thank you.
00:51:05 - Thanks.
00:51:06 - Bye, Mom. Bye, Mom.
00:51:08 Bye, sweetie.
00:51:11 - We're gonna have such a good time.
00:51:13 - I'll be a good roommate. I promise.
00:51:17 It's so nice
00:51:49 Viola?
00:51:50 - Are you all right?
00:51:56 I feel so alone.
00:51:58 I do.
00:52:00 You're not alone.
00:52:04 Did you take
00:52:06 My pills?
00:52:10 Could you get them
00:52:12 They're on the sink.
00:52:14 Sure.
00:52:24 Here they are.
00:52:27 - Thank you.
00:52:29 I don't have any water.
00:52:32 Okay.
00:52:34 I can't drink out
00:52:38 Would you get me some Evian...
00:52:42 Yeah.
00:52:51 Here you go.
00:52:53 Thank you.
00:52:57 You have a good night,
00:53:00 Charlotte?
00:53:02 I hate to ask you this,
00:53:03 but it's my
00:53:06 Could you stay with me?
00:53:08 Please?
00:53:10 Sleep with me.
00:53:15 No no no!
00:53:17 No no, don't!
00:53:21 God! Viola!
00:53:23 - Are you okay?
00:53:29 No.
00:53:46 Okay. Okay.
00:54:10 Hi, how was your day?
00:54:12 It was... okay.
00:54:14 Wonderful!
00:54:16 You're cooking.
00:54:17 I wanted to make you
00:54:20 - Sit.
00:54:25 It's steak
00:54:27 Actually, the steak didn't defrost
00:54:30 Mmm!
00:54:32 - Do you like it?
00:54:36 I made a decision today.
00:54:38 I called my lawyer
00:54:41 I want to include
00:54:47 Really, Viola,
00:54:49 Don't be silly.
00:54:51 Of course they have all these
00:54:54 You know, like, "Are you
00:54:57 Oh no.
00:55:01 That's interesting.
00:55:03 Are there any hereditary illnesses
00:55:06 You know, the kind that could be
00:55:09 - No.
00:55:11 How many men have you been
00:55:14 What? Why would they
00:55:16 That many?
00:55:19 Would you be willing to sign
00:55:24 - Excuse me?
00:55:25 They're such nosy bastards.
00:55:28 Let's just deal
00:55:30 No, why don't we deal
00:55:35 I'll tell you what,
00:55:37 and you continue
00:55:38 No no no.
00:55:41 You did all the cooking.
00:55:43 - Are you sure?
00:55:45 I am kind of tired.
00:55:47 Well, I'll just
00:55:49 I had kind of a difficult
00:55:52 You had a difficult night?
00:55:58 He's skidding
00:55:59 This bus is out of control.
00:56:07 Is somebody there?
00:56:09 Tina.
00:56:13 Tina.
00:56:15 Who the hell is that?
00:56:37 What?
00:56:39 - I thought you were sleeping.
00:56:42 What do you think
00:56:44 This is a ceremonial robe
00:56:47 These go with the robe.
00:56:48 This was a birthday gift
00:56:51 He never forgot
00:56:53 Of course now
00:56:55 - Do you mind if I sit with you?
00:56:57 - Just for a little while.
00:56:59 Why is she running?
00:57:03 Well, someone's
00:57:06 Why is he chasing her?
00:57:08 I'm not sure.
00:57:10 Well, who is he?
00:57:12 I don't know.
00:57:14 - You have to stop talking.
00:57:16 Don't you hate
00:57:18 Running out there
00:57:21 a pajama top?
00:57:23 I once did a whole segment
00:57:26 You would not believe
00:57:28 how much the demographics
00:57:30 I mean it's just ridiculous.
00:57:33 It's so nice just to sit
00:57:35 Don't even need to talk.
00:57:38 I miss so much
00:57:40 I used to bring Kevin,
00:57:42 That's where he met
00:57:44 Is there anybody famous
00:57:45 Because I don't know
00:57:47 And they all look
00:57:48 have the same body,
00:57:51 ...so many beautiful people
00:57:53 I think all the beautiful genes
00:57:56 Why is he kissing her?
00:58:17 I'm sorry. I thought
00:58:30 - Charlie?
00:58:34 Miss Reynolds?
00:58:36 Hi.
00:58:38 Yeah.
00:58:39 Nope. Okay.
00:58:41 Bye.
00:58:46 Oh God. I-I'm sorry.
00:58:49 You know what?
00:58:51 I mean,
00:58:54 I mean, she's a little
00:58:56 - I'm sorry.
00:58:59 I don't want to talk about your mom
00:59:02 - I miss you.
00:59:05 Especially now
00:59:09 naked and wet...
00:59:12 and naked.
00:59:14 Really?
00:59:16 Well, do you know what I would do
00:59:18 - What?
00:59:20 Charlie!
00:59:22 - I'm not looking. I'm not looking.
00:59:23 - I just wanted to return your shampoo.
00:59:26 You really should use a shampoo
00:59:28 We don't want a bride
00:59:31 - Is that Kevin?
00:59:33 - Honey, your mom wants to talk to you.
00:59:35 - Hi, Mom.
00:59:38 - Of course.
00:59:42 - How's Charlie?
00:59:44 We've been girlfriends
00:59:46 - Great.
00:59:49 You do? Well, you never know
00:59:53 I mean, I do love
00:59:55 In fact, you know,
00:59:56 there's this house
00:59:58 It's got two
01:00:00 and a great rose garden.
01:00:02 You know how
01:00:04 And basically,
01:00:06 I'm having my...
01:00:08 real estate guy
01:00:10 She's buying a house here?
01:00:12 Two doors away.
01:00:13 "Lovely property.
01:00:16 It's bullshit!
01:00:18 She doesn't even like
01:00:20 Oh God, I'm so exhausted.
01:00:22 She's driving me insane!
01:00:24 - I can't do this.
01:00:27 Stop being
01:00:30 Kevin is the best thing
01:00:33 Charlie, do not
01:00:36 It seems Mommy Dearest
01:00:38 a very close eye on you,
01:00:40 What are you talking about?
01:00:43 I was just upstairs in her room
01:00:46 And I found all of this
01:00:49 She's been
01:00:52 Whoa.
01:00:53 Why does she have
01:00:55 I know.
01:00:58 There's a picture of me
01:01:01 - Yes, it is.
01:01:02 There's another picture
01:01:04 And it's... look.
01:01:05 Look at that.
01:01:07 But you have to be close
01:01:09 Look at all this Gucci!
01:01:11 It's just
01:01:14 She has skin caviar.
01:01:17 - I've heard of that. I want a try.
01:01:19 - Mm.
01:01:21 Ooh, hello.
01:01:23 What are these?
01:01:25 Those are
01:01:27 - These are good.
01:01:29 They'd knock out a horse.
01:01:31 - You do?
01:01:33 I don't know what these are.
01:01:37 They smell like
01:01:38 - Are you sure?
01:01:40 Let me see.
01:01:45 Hi, Andy.
01:01:47 Now, I'm not working
01:01:50 But I had a question.
01:01:53 Can I stop by?
01:01:55 Charlie, I'm having
01:01:57 so Ruby's gonna take me
01:02:00 Okay!
01:02:10 Let's see
01:02:14 - There you go.
01:02:16 - And thank you.
01:02:18 Okay, now Cartier
01:02:21 - Where's Niketown?
01:02:22 - Niketown.
01:02:24 Bad day, my ass.
01:02:38 Wait a minute.
01:02:40 Dr. Chamberlain?
01:02:42 All right.
01:02:48 Hello?
01:02:49 Hey, Andy.
01:02:51 What are they?
01:02:54 Chewable vitamin Cs?
01:02:57 Okay, thanks.
01:03:08 I know. I can't believe
01:03:12 No, we do the final
01:03:14 Wait a minute.
01:03:19 Drop my stuff
01:03:22 All right.
01:03:39 Charlie!
01:03:45 Charlie!
01:03:47 I had to bring him
01:03:49 He's harmless.
01:03:51 Sit. No!
01:03:53 No. No.
01:03:55 No, Zorro! Sit!
01:04:03 Is that expensive?
01:04:07 It was.
01:04:13 Sorry!
01:04:29 Charlie!
01:04:33 Bonus.
01:04:36 Good boy.
01:04:39 Come on.
01:04:44 Mmm.
01:04:47 Hello, old friend.
01:04:49 Viola!
01:04:51 You can't mix alcohol
01:04:55 I'm a little upset
01:04:57 as you can imagine.
01:04:59 Well, I know that
01:05:00 and I'm sorry,
01:05:02 if you're feeling upset
01:05:04 that you should take
01:05:06 So you relax.
01:05:13 Shit.
01:05:31 Here we go.
01:05:33 This will make
01:05:34 Drink up.
01:05:40 Now I hope you like
01:05:42 It's one of my mother's
01:05:48 - What's that?
01:05:51 It's a delicacy.
01:05:53 Try it.
01:05:59 It's like nothing
01:06:02 Trust me.
01:06:09 So Kevin called.
01:06:11 He's coming home tomorrow.
01:06:13 I'm so excited.
01:06:14 I was thinking maybe the three of us
01:06:17 What do you think?
01:06:19 Yeah, I think it's
01:06:20 I'll make reservations.
01:06:22 It'll be so much fun.
01:06:25 Don't you just love
01:06:36 Night-night,
01:06:50 And good morning
01:06:55 - Ruby, is that you?
01:07:01 Oh my God.
01:07:03 I thought she went
01:07:05 I don't know.
01:07:07 since "The View"
01:07:08 I wish I could stay
01:07:11 but I've got to go
01:07:17 What?
01:07:19 I underestimated you.
01:07:21 You don't need a gun.
01:07:26 I don't know
01:07:28 Mm-hm.
01:07:33 Last call!
01:07:38 We'll see you
01:07:40 There's a reservation
01:07:43 Yes, right this way.
01:07:45 I'm so glad my mom and you
01:07:48 We did. I learned
01:07:50 So who's
01:07:53 Surprise!
01:07:55 I thought your office
01:07:58 Well, I hope you guys
01:08:01 I wanted to talk
01:08:06 So how are you, Mom?
01:08:08 Fine.
01:08:09 Though I did have
01:08:13 It was probably
01:08:16 Mom, you're not supposed
01:08:18 with those pills
01:08:21 You know, the truth is
01:08:22 I owe you an apology.
01:08:24 You know, I was so insensitive
01:08:27 about wanting to help
01:08:29 It's ancient history.
01:08:31 A young bride doesn't want to hear
01:08:34 No no,
01:08:36 I mean, you're going
01:08:40 And a grandma shortly
01:08:45 And I want you to know
01:08:49 to make this
01:08:52 That said...
01:08:55 will you be my maid...
01:08:56 I mean, my matron
01:08:59 Charlie, that's...
01:09:02 - Mom, what do you say?
01:09:03 Morgan is gonna be
01:09:06 No, she has graciously
01:09:09 And I had this
01:09:12 A dress in your
01:09:16 - Come on, open it.
01:09:18 Char... ah.
01:09:24 I- I don't think I can.
01:09:27 Mom, I think
01:09:29 I just don't think
01:09:30 I really don't. I've got
01:09:32 I called him.
01:09:34 And he said he thought
01:09:38 - You called my psychiatrist?
01:09:39 In fact, we had lunch
01:09:42 Well, anyway...
01:09:44 he said, considering
01:09:48 you know, losing
01:09:49 that being involved
01:09:51 would be the best therapy
01:09:53 Careful. You know
01:09:56 You know, we...
01:10:00 And we want you
01:10:04 I can have a list of duties
01:10:07 No.
01:10:09 M- mom... no, Mom.
01:10:12 Mom, don't cry.
01:10:14 Here.
01:10:18 Charlie.
01:10:22 I didn't think
01:10:24 Mom, here.
01:10:28 Thank you, baby.
01:10:30 - I love you too.
01:10:32 I love you too, Mom.
01:10:34 Kevin, you know what? Why don't you
01:10:38 Yes, of course.
01:10:45 Just so you know,
01:10:47 Just so you know,
01:10:50 Well,
01:10:52 I've been meaning to ask.
01:10:54 That maid of honor bit.
01:10:56 Priceless!
01:10:58 You know what they say? Keep your
01:11:01 - Now you listen to me.
01:11:04 This is my game now.
01:11:06 You are going to tell Kevin that you
01:11:09 and that you've decided
01:11:11 that you go on
01:11:13 You're moving out
01:11:16 This is over!
01:11:21 This isn't over,
01:11:25 Well, bring it on,
01:11:29 That little bitch!
01:11:31 Let's go someplace near
01:11:35 What?
01:11:36 You know exactly what.
01:11:39 Move!
01:11:40 Move! Move!
01:11:43 What's wrong with you?
01:11:45 I am sick.
01:11:49 And I when I'm not sick,
01:11:51 I am sick and tired.
01:11:54 What are you saying?
01:11:56 Damn you
01:11:58 Ruby, you're not going
01:12:00 No, I'm not leaving you!
01:12:03 You old slut!
01:12:06 Ruby!
01:12:10 - Ruby, please...
01:12:13 You'll have nothing
01:12:15 See you, Ruby!
01:12:17 Maybe we can get you
01:12:20 See you
01:12:28 Motherf...!
01:12:39 So, how's the bride-to-be
01:12:40 Under the circumstances
01:12:44 Not as tough
01:12:46 - What does that mean?
01:12:48 make sure you know where
01:12:55 Hey, are you
01:12:57 Great. Yeah, I just have a little
01:13:00 but everything's
01:13:02 Of course.
01:13:06 Hello, everyone!
01:13:08 Welcome
01:13:14 - My God, she looks amazing.
01:13:17 Father Tyson.
01:13:19 Hello, Blaire.
01:13:22 Kit, how are you?
01:13:24 Hello, hello.
01:13:25 - You are Morgan.
01:13:28 I have heard so much about your delicious
01:13:32 I have a lot of friends.
01:13:36 - And you're Remy.
01:13:39 I recognize you from all the wonderful
01:13:42 Wow. Well, Ms. Fields,
01:13:44 - Call me Viola. Please, I insist.
01:13:48 - All right, I'm gonna go get a drink.
01:13:51 I'm such a huge fan.
01:13:54 - You...
01:13:57 Well, mi casa, su casa.
01:13:59 - Thank you. Bye, Viola.
01:14:03 - Goodbye.
01:14:05 - Hey!
01:14:07 - You guys have a nice little chit-chat? - Oh
01:14:09 and started talking to us.
01:14:11 - Ignore her?
01:14:13 So then getting her autograph
01:14:20 - Was that yes? 'Cause... okay.
01:14:23 So there I was sitting next
01:14:26 with Maureen Dowd,
01:14:29 You know the story, Kevin.
01:14:30 I said to Snoop, "Snoop,
01:14:32 are sometimes a little
01:14:35 And the Sultan of Brunei said,
01:14:38 and they're all
01:14:48 Honey, would you see
01:14:49 Sure.
01:14:53 These are delicious, Viola.
01:14:54 Kit,
01:14:56 Mm, yeah.
01:14:58 Look who's here.
01:14:59 Oh my God!
01:15:02 - Hi! Everybody, it's Dr. Chamberlain!
01:15:06 - Thanks so much for inviting me.
01:15:08 That's Dr. Chamberlain.
01:15:11 We're going to need
01:15:13 Please,
01:15:14 - There's a chair in the living room.
01:15:17 Scootch down, you guys.
01:15:19 You guys move down.
01:15:21 Cheers. Thank you.
01:15:23 Who's he?
01:15:24 It's Viola's therapist.
01:15:27 - Excuse me.
01:15:30 - Here's you chair, Doctor.
01:15:33 Hello.
01:15:35 Hi.
01:15:36 - Hi.
01:15:40 I'll get it.
01:15:42 So you just got here?
01:15:44 - Are you expecting anyone else?
01:15:45 - Hello, everybody!
01:15:48 I'm so glad to see you.
01:15:50 I just couldn't resist
01:15:52 a little gift.
01:15:54 That's great. I will
01:15:57 She's bringing a gift?
01:16:00 What the hell
01:16:02 - How about some more wine, everyone?
01:16:05 How much longer do we have to stay?
01:16:07 Shh.
01:16:09 - I get it.
01:16:11 It's not the time.
01:16:13 So, Dr. Chamberlain,
01:16:16 tell us about med school.
01:16:18 Now that's...
01:16:20 I don't think your guests
01:16:22 No, we really
01:16:23 I think we need
01:16:30 What is going on?
01:16:32 What are you doing?
01:16:34 I'm behaving.
01:16:36 Viola, no!
01:16:37 You can't!
01:16:39 Give it to me!
01:16:47 Viola, you're crazy.
01:16:54 Get up.
01:16:55 Put the gravy down
01:16:59 Yeah!
01:17:02 What's the big deal?
01:17:04 swells up a little.
01:17:06 Swells up a little? Her face'll
01:17:09 Well, good. It'll match
01:17:11 Viola, think about
01:17:14 Come on, the girl's
01:17:16 Ruby, when did you
01:17:18 Right after
01:17:19 Come on.
01:17:22 All right. Okay.
01:17:23 Come on.
01:17:25 Viola, I think you
01:17:27 - Where's the...
01:17:29 Gravy? More gravy?
01:17:30 Anyone for more gravy?
01:17:32 I am not
01:17:35 - Where's the back door?
01:17:37 Stay cool! This is no time
01:17:38 If I get arrested
01:17:40 Maybe she won't
01:17:42 - That's a lot of gravy.
01:17:44 This gravy's delicious!
01:17:47 You... you gotta go
01:17:49 - Go on, stop her. Go stop her.
01:17:52 Why me?
01:17:54 - You're my assistant.
01:17:56 Go out there and stick my finger
01:17:58 Yeah.
01:18:01 Baby, are you okay?
01:18:02 Kevin, my tongue
01:18:04 I think
01:18:06 Charlie, are you okay?
01:18:07 - What are we gonna do now?
01:18:13 - Are you all right?
01:18:19 Flat or sparkling?
01:18:22 The caterer says he doesn't know how
01:18:24 Well, I feel like I ate
01:18:27 I mean, even my tongue
01:18:31 You're marrying
01:18:36 It's not that bad, really. Besides,
01:18:40 - Yeah?
01:18:42 - Yeah.
01:18:44 on the bride-to-be.
01:18:45 - Out!
01:18:48 I told you it looks terrible.
01:18:50 - I told you.
01:18:51 In 24 hours the swelling
01:18:54 Give me that!
01:19:20 Door was open.
01:19:22 Thank God.
01:19:25 - The Bride of Frankenstein is gone.
01:19:28 I was up half
01:19:30 - You look great.
01:19:32 - how those nuts got in there.
01:19:34 Hmm.
01:19:36 Hey, do you think
01:19:41 No!
01:19:42 Come on.
01:19:44 I mean, she's crazy,
01:19:45 but she's not like,
01:19:48 Hmm.
01:19:50 No!
01:19:54 I was wondering.
01:19:57 to your wedding?
01:19:59 Of course. My God.
01:20:01 Great. Thanks.
01:20:03 But... w-wait!
01:20:05 - Who is he? Tell me!
01:20:07 okay, don't be mad.
01:20:10 Actually "Paul. "
01:20:12 - Is that his real name?
01:20:15 I gotta go get a mani, pedi
01:20:17 But I'll see you in
01:20:19 - Let me go down with you.
01:20:20 Oh God.
01:20:28 She added
01:20:29 Where's your prom date,
01:20:33 Wait a minute. This is too
01:20:36 This is just too good.
01:20:38 Will you just get me
01:20:40 Come here.
01:21:00 - Cheers.
01:21:03 Thanks for coming.
01:21:04 Okay, guys, let's go see
01:21:07 Ah, yes, please.
01:21:10 Oh my God. Those are
01:21:19 Don't... touch me!
01:21:22 I got out of that car
01:21:25 without you.
01:21:35 You here with the bride
01:21:37 I'm here with my mother.
01:21:45 She looked a lot older. L...
01:21:50 Well, look
01:21:52 Oh my God.
01:21:55 You look beautiful.
01:21:57 - Oh my God.
01:21:59 Yeah!
01:22:01 - Oh God, did you talk to the priest?
01:22:03 He's just going
01:22:05 - "if anyone should object" part.
01:22:07 You're a vision in white,
01:22:10 Knock knock.
01:22:14 And so is your
01:22:18 Mm. Mm-mm-mm.
01:22:21 All right.
01:22:23 Out.
01:22:28 - No way.
01:22:36 What is that?
01:22:38 - What?
01:22:40 I gave it
01:22:43 She works at Hooters.
01:22:44 I don't have a daughter?
01:22:48 Rude.
01:22:51 Take off that
01:22:53 or I'll take it off
01:22:56 Don't you tell me
01:22:59 You did not
01:23:01 Don't you touch me,
01:23:06 Oh my God!
01:23:08 I didn't mean to...
01:23:10 You don't go and slap somebody
01:23:13 Get some backbone!
01:23:20 God! This is crazy!
01:23:22 Why don't you just
01:23:24 I'm marrying Kevin today and there's
01:23:26 You face it! You'll never be
01:23:29 Didn't stop you
01:23:32 - Oh God, no.
01:23:35 All in white.
01:23:37 You are so predictable.
01:23:40 Gertrude.
01:23:42 You didn't?
01:23:44 Wonder why.
01:23:46 You didn't send me
01:23:49 I thought you
01:23:51 But evil doesn't die
01:23:52 I heard you got sacked
01:23:55 - My congratulations.
01:23:57 Oh my God.
01:23:59 Oh my God!
01:24:01 These hors d'oeuvres
01:24:05 Now, I want to get
01:24:07 an up-close look
01:24:09 Holy Toledo!
01:24:11 You are a stunner!
01:24:14 My grandson
01:24:16 Look, what he did.
01:24:17 He went out and found
01:24:23 Would that my son
01:24:25 Here we go again.
01:24:26 What? You were
01:24:29 in Dubuque, Montana.
01:24:30 You drove around
01:24:33 and you drank red wine
01:24:39 Classy.
01:24:40 You killed him,
01:24:42 - What?!
01:24:44 All the doctors agreed,
01:24:46 my son died
01:24:49 If anybody killed him,
01:24:51 You smothered him
01:24:53 Nobody was ever
01:24:56 My God, you look old!
01:25:00 Fine.
01:25:02 This woman is going
01:25:04 Now, I'd rather not
01:25:11 You'll get over it.
01:25:16 - Okay, I love you.
01:25:31 This is never gonna end, is it?
01:25:34 I mean, that's going
01:25:37 We'll be doing
01:25:43 You know what?
01:25:47 I wanted to marry Kevin
01:25:50 But you're never gonna
01:25:53 Are you?
01:25:57 Oh my God.
01:26:05 You win, Viola.
01:26:08 What do you mean?
01:26:10 The wedding's off.
01:26:13 Bye, Ruby.
01:26:18 I- I cannot believe
01:26:21 I know.
01:26:24 - Thank you.
01:26:26 I don't recall Gertrude
01:26:30 And I'm pretty sure
01:26:32 Black. Yeah, she said
01:26:34 Mm-hmm.
01:26:36 I just want my son
01:26:38 Whatever made you
01:26:50 Hey, what are you
01:26:52 Don't you know it's
01:26:55 Charlie, what's wrong?
01:26:59 What is it?
01:27:01 Are you nervous?
01:27:02 Hey.
01:27:06 - Kevin, I need...
01:27:08 I need to talk to you.
01:27:10 - Viola, stop it!
01:27:13 - They're drunk again.
01:27:16 Yeah, in the toilet.
01:27:18 Not now, Viola, okay?
01:27:19 It's really important.
01:27:21 Just give us a minute.
01:27:25 Please?
01:27:27 Charlie, what is it?
01:27:33 I'll be right back.
01:27:40 What do you want, Viola?
01:27:44 I don't want you
01:27:46 You don't?
01:27:48 No, I don't.
01:27:50 What, am I supposed to believe
01:27:53 That all of the sudden,
01:27:55 It's never been
01:27:57 It's me.
01:27:59 I've been so afraid
01:28:01 He's the only family
01:28:03 This is my chance
01:28:07 - And I'm scared.
01:28:09 Don't blow your chance
01:28:11 You've never needed
01:28:13 He's loved you
01:28:17 And I promise I will
01:28:19 and let the two of you
01:28:21 That's not what I want.
01:28:23 I mean, there just has
01:28:26 I can do boundaries!
01:28:29 I don't love boundaries
01:28:32 How about the number of times
01:28:35 Can we limit that
01:28:38 I need at least
01:28:41 - He's 35 years old.
01:28:43 - Two.
01:28:45 Two long-ass calls!
01:28:48 When Kevin and I
01:28:50 he and I will decide
01:28:52 All right. But you know I have
01:28:55 - And my advice could be very...
01:28:57 All right, as long as one kid
01:29:00 - Middle name.
01:29:03 What else?
01:29:04 Holidays
01:29:07 Are you gonna keep
01:29:09 You must be present
01:29:13 Thanksgiving,
01:29:16 school play,
01:29:19 and soccer game
01:29:24 I want you to love them
01:29:26 and teach them things
01:29:30 Like how to throw
01:29:35 I want you there, Viola.
01:29:37 I do, up front and center.
01:29:42 From this point
01:29:45 Damn. That girl can give
01:29:50 Deal?
01:29:55 can they call me "Aunt Viola"
01:29:57 Fine.
01:30:10 Come on, unzip me.
01:30:12 Viola, you don't
01:30:15 Yes, I do. Really.
01:30:22 Go, Kevin and Charlie!
01:30:30 Yeah!
01:30:47 Mom!
01:30:50 Do you really think I would leave without
01:30:55 I love you, Mom.
01:30:57 - Thanks for everything.
01:31:00 Bye, you guys!
01:31:04 Okay, everybody gather around
01:31:07 Charlie!
01:31:09 Charlie, right here!
01:31:30 Sheesh.
01:31:32 - Hawaii! I cannot wait!
01:31:37 Have a great
01:31:39 - Good luck!
01:31:45 Just you and me
01:31:47 Jesus. Who did I kill
01:31:51 And take off
01:31:53 You look like
01:31:55 You're making me hungry.
01:31:57 Come on, weathergirl,