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Monsters Vs Aliens
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You'd better pray to the Lord |
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It may be the coming of the Judgment Day |
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Hey, Jerry, you might wanna check this |
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Looks like some type of UFO, |
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How many times do I have to tell you? |
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UFOs don't exist |
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- Wow, its energy signature is massive. |
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No one told us what to do! |
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I took this job because |
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Jerry, stop it. |
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Looks like... |
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...Modesto, California. |
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Supernova, this is Red Dwarf. |
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Code Nimoy! I repeat, Code Nimoy! |
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What are you guys doing here? |
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Hurry, turn on the TV! Turn it on now! |
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...and some early morning fog, |
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Seventy-five degrees. |
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A perfect day to stop by |
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down at the fairgrounds, or a |
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I love you, baby. |
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I love you, too. |
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And good morning, Modesto! |
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Channel 172. |
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You look gorgeous, sweetheart. |
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Thanks, Mom. |
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My little girl! |
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Daddy! |
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Now, I want you to know that, even |
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...I will always be here |
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Don't cry because then you'll make me |
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I can't help it! |
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Hello, everyone! Attention, attention! |
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Wedding starts in 30 minutes! |
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- My beautiful daughter-in-law! |
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It's like a fairy tale. The Weatherman |
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Romantic. |
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I know. Just think, this time tomorrow, |
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And someday, we won't |
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Derek will become an anchor |
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- And we'll travel all over the world. |
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One thumb is shorter than the other. |
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Derek doesn't have that. |
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It skips a generation. |
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Wow, you look beautiful. |
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So do you. I mean, handsome. |
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I mean... |
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I just spent way too much time |
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Don't worry, OK? |
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Eating cheese and baguettes |
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feeding each other chocolate crepes. |
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- Is something wrong? |
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There's been a slight change of plans. |
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We're not going to Paris. |
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- What? Why not? |
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- Better than Paris? |
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Where? Tahiti?! |
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Nope! Fresno! |
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Fresno! |
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Fresno. |
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In what universe is Fresno |
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In the "I've got an audition to become |
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Channel 23's new |
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Got the call from the general manager, |
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- Isn't that great? |
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That's... |
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...amazing! It's amazing. |
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Fresno's a top 50 market, isn't it? |
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It's 55th, but we're on our way, babe! |
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Now, look. About Paris... |
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It's OK. It's fine! |
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Fresno is the most |
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- I'm so proud of you. |
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I mean, of course, but we're a team now. |
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Now, get out of here. |
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Come on. You know |
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I'll be waiting for you at the altar... |
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Love you! There, I said it. |
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I love you, too. |
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Susan! |
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Where could she be? |
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Susan! Where are you?! |
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Susan! Where have you been?! |
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I think I just got hit by a meteorite. |
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Oh, Susan. Every bride feels |
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My goodness, look at you. You're filthy. |
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Wow. |
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You're glowing. |
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Thank you. |
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No. No, Susan, you're, like, |
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Oh, no! |
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Derek! |
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Oh, my gosh! |
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What's going on?! |
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- What's happening?! |
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Uh-uh! You're growing! |
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- Well, make it stop! |
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This is impossible! |
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No, this can't be happening. |
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Wait, wait. Everybody, it's OK! |
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Have some champagne |
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Thumbs! Thumbs! |
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Derek! Help me! |
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Sweet Lord! |
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- Here comes the bride! |
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Derek? Derek? |
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Beam hurt Derek. |
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- Susan? |
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What's happening to me? |
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Don't panic! Don't worry! |
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- Derek! |
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Who are you people? |
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Stop it! Be careful! |
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Get your hands off me! |
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Please, just leave me alone! |
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Watch those cables! |
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Watch out! |
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Move it, move it! |
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Pull, pull! |
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Derek? |
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All right, let's get |
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Honey, could you hit the snooze? |
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Baby, why did you set the alarm? |
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Hello? |
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What's going on? |
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Hello? |
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Is it just legs? |
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Silence, B.O.B.! She'll hear us! |
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- How? Legs don't have ears. |
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Hello? |
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Is there someone there? |
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Could you tell me where I am? |
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Hello? What was that? |
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Hello. |
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Will you stop...?! Careful! |
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Please, madam! |
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Stop! Doing! That! |
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Whatever mad scientist made you, |
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he really went all out. |
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You can talk. |
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Hi, there! |
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My back! |
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Just kidding! I don't have a back! |
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Forgive him, but as you can see, |
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Turns out you don't need one. |
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As a matter of fact, I don't even... |
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I forgot how to breathe! |
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Help me, Dr. Cockroach! Help! |
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Suck in, B.O.B. |
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Thanks, Doc. You're a lifesaver. |
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Wow, look at you. |
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First day in prison, you want to |
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Well, I'd like to see you try. |
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Ninja! |
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- Gosh. Look, she's speechless. |
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Yes, B.O.B.! We are in the presence |
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No way! It's a boy. Look at his boobies. |
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We need to have a talk. |
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Gentlemen, I'm afraid we are not making |
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At least I'm talking. |
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First new monster in years, we |
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Just, you know, |
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Might we ask your name, madam? |
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Susan. |
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No, no, no. We mean your monster name. |
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Like, what do people scream |
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You know, like, |
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Susan. |
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Really? |
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Susan! |
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I just scared myself. That is scary. |
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Yes! Eat times. |
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That is repulsive! |
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An old slipper! |
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Oh, please, God, |
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Please tell me I had a nervous |
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in a mental hospital on medication |
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Don't scare Insectosaurus! |
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He's gonna pee himself, |
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Every room has a door! |
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It's OK, buddy. Don't worry about it. |
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Who's a handsome bug, huh? |
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Please! Somebody! |
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- Let me out! |
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Let me out! |
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Monsters, get back in your cells. |
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Oh, thank goodness. A real person. |
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Not one of those |
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you know, whatever |
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- A cyborg? |
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Madam, I assure you, I am not a cyborg. |
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I'm in charge of this facility. |
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It is time for your orientation. |
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In 1950, it was decided that Jane and |
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about monsters, and should focus on more |
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So the government convinced the world |
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monsters were stuff of myth and legend |
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But I'm not a monster! |
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I'm not a danger to anyone or anything. |
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Don't let her get me! |
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Sorry. |
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- How long will I be here? |
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- Can I contact my parents? |
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- Derek? |
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- Do they know where I am? |
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This place is an X file, |
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wrapped in a cover-up |
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There will be zero contact |
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...seven, eight... |
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...999... |
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...1,000. |
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I can't believe I did ten sets. |
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Susan! |
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You wouldn't happen to have |
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I just need a smidge. |
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Rescind Dr. Cockroach's toy box |
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We had the prison psychologist |
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Try to keep you all calm-like. |
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But I don't want a poster. |
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I want a real kitten hanging |
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I want to go home. |
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Come on, little Debbie, please |
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Don't think of this as a prison. |
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Think of it as a hotel you never leave |
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Oh, and one other thing. |
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The government has changed |
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Begin reanimation sequence. |
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Who dares to wake me? |
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Quantonium has been located on a |
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The Omega Quadrant? Lame. |
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The trajectory of the |
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has been traced to sector 72-4, |
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the planet locally known as Earth. |
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What a miserable-looking mud ball. |
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Send a robot probe! |
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Extract the Quantonium |
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I want it all. |
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Every last drop! |
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Yes, Gallaxhar. |
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Nothing can stand in my way now. |
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Don't rush me, Katie! |
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Relax, Cuthbert. |
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Katie, I have a gymnastics |
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Did you open the top? |
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Thank goodness. It's the police. |
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- We weren't doing anything, officer! |
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Jiminy! |
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Why did I even let you talk me into |
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- Or, maybe, we should go check it out. |
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Wait! Don't leave me alone! |
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No! My ankle! |
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I think it's broken! |
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Katie? |
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This is the worst date ever. |
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Katie, I'm frightened. |
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It was first spotted at midnight last |
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No one knows what it is |
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All branches of the military |
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What is that, Henshaw? |
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OK. |
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I have just received word that |
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has arrived and will |
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I must approach it alone. |
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This is all about |
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Yes, sir, Mr. President. |
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Perimeter stable. Got a bead |
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- Let's go! |
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Set her down now. Here we go! |
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Commander, do something violent! |
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You heard the president! Light 'em up! |
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We're getting pummeled here! Call in |
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Call in... Call in a full retreat! |
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Full retreat! Full retreat, all troops! |
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- Wheels up. Papa Bear is on the move. |
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So that's how you want to play it? |
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- Evidently, they eat lead. |
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I'm brave! I'm a brave president! |
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Get out of the way! |
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- Sir! We need to declare a... |
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- and install our own government! |
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- I say we invade it! |
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If that thing walks into a populated |
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We need our top scientific minds |
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Can we transport the United States |
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Give this alien a green card and |
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It's at dire times like this when I stop |
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Hang it all! What's the point? |
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- Stop! No! |
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That button launches |
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Well, which button gets me a latte? |
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That would be the other one, sir. |
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- What idiot designed this thing? |
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- Fair enough. Wilson, fire somebody! |
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Listen up. I'm not going |
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as the president who was in office |
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when the world came to an end, |
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so somebody think of something, |
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- That is a good cup of joe. |
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Not only do I have an idea, |
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Now, conventional weapons |
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- and we know nukes ain't an option. |
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- Don't do it! Stop! |
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I'm not gonna kid you, Mr. President. |
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The odds are against us. We need a Hail |
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...monsters. |
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Monsters! Of course! It's so simple! |
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I... I'm not following you. |
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Over the last 50 years, I have captured |
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and locked them up |
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So secret that the mere mention |
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Is he referring to Area Fifty... |
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Mr. President, |
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Miss Ronson, please. |
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Nuclear radiation turned him |
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into a 350-foot-tall |
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Here we have the Missing Link. |
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A 20,000-year-old frozen fish man |
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He escaped and went on a rampage |
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This handsome fellow |
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the most brilliant man in the world. |
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He invented a scientific machine |
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that would give humans |
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Unfortunately, there was a side effect. |
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Now, we call this thing B.O.B. |
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Will someone get her out of here?! |
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Thank you. |
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A genetically altered tomato was |
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ranch-flavored dessert topping |
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The resulting goop |
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and became an |
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And, our latest addition, Ginormica. |
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General, continue. |
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Her entire body radiates |
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giving her enormous strength and size. |
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Sir, these monsters are our best |
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Don't we already have |
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I don't think we need |
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You got a better idea, nerd? |
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OK. Stay where you are. |
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General, I propose we go forward |
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with your monsters-versus-aliens |
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Go fish. |
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Do you... |
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...have any... |
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...threes? |
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Yes. I do! How are you doing this? |
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- You're the luckiest guy I know. |
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What the...? Hey! |
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They called me crazy, |
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Doctor, I'd prefer you didn't do |
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while I'm hooked up to this machine. |
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You're right, Insecto. |
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You've let that quack experiment |
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I'm not a quack! I'm a mad scientist! |
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Guys, what choice do I have? If he can |
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I can get out of here, get back |
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- I should be in... |
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Well, Fresno is just a stepping stone. |
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- Then New York, then hopefully... |
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Throw the switch, Doctor, |
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Now you're going to feel |
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Sorry. |
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Susan! |
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Am I small again? |
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I'm afraid not, my dear. |
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In fact, you may actually |
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That's OK, Doc. |
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You really don't get it, do you? |
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That's not true! The Invisible Man did. |
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No, he didn't. We just told you that |
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He died of a heart attack 25 years ago. |
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No! |
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Yeah... in that very chair. |
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He's still there. |
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You see what I'm saying? Nobody's |
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Good news, monsters! You're getting out! |
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Until today. |
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So let me get this straight, Monger. |
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You want us to fight an alien robot. |
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And, in exchange, |
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authorized me to grant you |
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I can't believe it! |
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...or he'll be in mine. |
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I can't wait for spring break |
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freaking everybody out. |
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And I'll go back to my lab |
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No! That's me, B.O.B. |
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- Then I'll be a really giant lady. |
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Fine. Then I'll go back to Modesto |
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That's still Susan, B.O.B. |
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I think I, at least, |
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All right, let's go! |
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Everybody move in an orderly fashion! |
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We are evacuating the city! |
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Exact change is appreciated, |
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Let's move out! |
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This is San Francisco! |
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Feel the wind on your antennae. |
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I haven't been outside in 50 years. |
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It's hotter than I remember. |
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That'd be great to know. |
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- Now that's a robot! |
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Try not to damage it too much. |
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I might want to bring it |
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No, no, no, wait! You didn't say |
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Wait! No! Don't leave! |
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I think he sees us. |
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Hello! Hi! How you doing? |
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Welcome! We are here to destroy you! |
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I can't fight that thing. |
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I'm hyperventilating. |
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Relax. |
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Old Link's got this under control. |
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Hide in the city, Susan. |
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But stay away from the Tenderloin! |
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Finally, some action. |
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into a really dented oversized tin can. |
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OK! Does anybody have |
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Wow! |
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Foot! |
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I got him, you guys! I got... |
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Don't worry, I won't let go! |
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Please tell me he's slowing down! |
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Get to the city, Link. |
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Or maybe you'll have to |
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Oh, no! No, no, no! |
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OK, OK. I got this. |
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Yep, that hurt. |
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Get in! I have a plan! |
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Hot dogs! |
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All right, Link, I'm going to pull up |
| 00:41:39 |
get to its |
| 00:41:42 |
- Hey, guys, catch me! |
| 00:41:51 |
Let's go, let's go! Keep it moving! |
| 00:41:54 |
Hey! No honking! |
| 00:42:01 |
Excuse me! Coming through! |
| 00:42:23 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:42:36 |
OK! It's going to be OK! |
| 00:42:39 |
Hold on a second! |
| 00:43:09 |
No, no, no! Get away from me! |
| 00:43:29 |
Coming through! Watch it! |
| 00:43:37 |
Hey, furball, where you been? |
| 00:43:42 |
Yeah, I know. |
| 00:43:45 |
Excuse me! He's trying to kill me! |
| 00:44:00 |
Wow. |
| 00:44:18 |
- Wow. You're doing great! |
| 00:44:22 |
Not for long. Come on, you guys. |
| 00:44:28 |
A deflector shield. Typical. |
| 00:44:39 |
You can't crush a cockroach! |
| 00:44:52 |
Right, right. |
| 00:44:54 |
Here we go. |
| 00:45:00 |
Insectosaurus! |
| 00:45:02 |
Insectosaurus! |
| 00:45:04 |
- B.O.B.! |
| 00:45:05 |
- Help me! |
| 00:45:07 |
- I was staring at this bird over there. |
| 00:45:11 |
Got it. |
| 00:45:14 |
No, B.O.B.! |
| 00:45:18 |
Oh, yeah, you're right. My bad. |
| 00:45:26 |
Go, go, go, go! |
| 00:45:40 |
Link! |
| 00:45:43 |
Oh, I don't feel good. |
| 00:45:46 |
OK. Susan, you can do this. |
| 00:46:37 |
All right. Let's take this thing down. |
| 00:46:50 |
Retrieval has failed. |
| 00:46:52 |
Don't get upset. |
| 00:46:56 |
That lower life form thinks |
| 00:47:03 |
Send another probe at once! |
| 00:47:05 |
Quantonium cannot |
| 00:47:08 |
Carbon-based life form, locally known |
| 00:47:14 |
Oh, you think because |
| 00:47:18 |
and you can destroy my robot probe |
| 00:47:22 |
that you're gonna send me |
| 00:47:25 |
My days of running and hiding are over! |
| 00:47:29 |
Computer, set a course to Earth. |
| 00:47:33 |
I will retrieve the Quantonium myself, |
| 00:47:37 |
even if I need to rip it out of her body |
| 00:47:40 |
one cell at a time! |
| 00:47:47 |
Careful, it's hot. |
| 00:47:53 |
Three weeks ago, if you had asked me |
| 00:47:57 |
I'd have said, "No can do." |
| 00:48:00 |
I'm still buzzing. |
| 00:48:02 |
Did you see how strong I was?! Probably |
| 00:48:06 |
You were positively heroic, my dear. |
| 00:48:09 |
I especially loved how you |
| 00:48:12 |
It was a nice touch. |
| 00:48:15 |
Yeah, she was great. |
| 00:48:19 |
Oh, poor Link. |
| 00:48:21 |
After all that tough talk, |
| 00:48:26 |
- No wonder you're depressed. |
| 00:48:30 |
Why are you tired? |
| 00:48:32 |
Well, I haven't been sleeping well. |
| 00:48:35 |
I got sleep apnes... apnea. |
| 00:48:39 |
So Link's a little rusty... |
| 00:48:43 |
You'll be back |
| 00:48:45 |
And so will I. |
| 00:48:47 |
What happened to the "there isn't |
| 00:48:51 |
Wait. Did you find a jar |
| 00:48:55 |
- Where's the giant jar of pickles?! |
| 00:48:59 |
is that we all think the |
| 00:49:06 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:49:08 |
Thanks, you guys. That is so sweet, |
| 00:49:11 |
but I have a normal life |
| 00:49:16 |
So, tell me, exactly, how this normal |
| 00:49:20 |
I'm not gonna be a giant forever. |
| 00:49:22 |
Derek won't rest |
| 00:49:27 |
...condition. We're a team. |
| 00:49:29 |
We could all do with a Derek. Perhaps, |
| 00:49:35 |
Really? You guys want to meet Derek? |
| 00:49:46 |
First stop, Modesto! |
| 00:49:48 |
Ginormica, I called your family |
| 00:49:52 |
Now, I also called the Modesto PD |
| 00:49:56 |
Thanks, General. |
| 00:50:10 |
OK, remember, |
| 00:50:14 |
...anything like... |
| 00:50:16 |
...you, or you... |
| 00:50:18 |
...or you. |
| 00:50:20 |
So just be, you know, cool. |
| 00:50:24 |
Follow my lead. |
| 00:50:31 |
Stop! That was an accident! |
| 00:50:33 |
Don't destroy anything! |
| 00:50:39 |
Susan? |
| 00:50:40 |
- Susie Q! |
| 00:50:46 |
- Did they experiment on you? |
| 00:50:55 |
It's OK. They're with me. |
| 00:50:58 |
These are my new friends. |
| 00:51:00 |
Oh, Derek! I missed you so much, |
| 00:51:02 |
thinking that we'd |
| 00:51:05 |
It's the only thing that got me through |
| 00:51:09 |
No, B.O.B.! That's my mother! |
| 00:51:15 |
Honey, are you all right? |
| 00:51:16 |
- I taste ham. |
| 00:51:20 |
He's just a hugger. |
| 00:51:22 |
Where's Derek? |
| 00:51:24 |
He's at work, sweetie. |
| 00:51:26 |
You know how he is about his career. |
| 00:51:30 |
- We're not gonna celebrate without him! |
| 00:51:33 |
What do I do |
| 00:51:36 |
Just put out some snacks! |
| 00:51:42 |
Ambrosia! |
| 00:51:47 |
How's it going? |
| 00:51:48 |
Qué pasa, girlfriend? |
| 00:51:51 |
Way to cut up a rug, Insecto! |
| 00:51:57 |
Who wants to go |
| 00:52:05 |
Hi. I'm Benzoate-Ostylezene-Bicarbonate. |
| 00:52:08 |
Or you can call me "B.O.B.", |
| 00:52:12 |
Did I come on too strong? I'm sorry. |
| 00:52:15 |
I'm a little rusty. |
| 00:52:19 |
Why'd I mention prison? |
| 00:52:21 |
I didn't mean to scare you. |
| 00:52:25 |
I feel so stupid. |
| 00:52:27 |
All right, everyone, just stay calm. |
| 00:52:32 |
Anyone care for an Atomic Gin Fizz? |
| 00:52:38 |
...kick. |
| 00:52:40 |
Chlorine! Chlorine in my eyes! |
| 00:52:45 |
- They're turning on us! |
| 00:52:54 |
What are they running away from? |
| 00:52:59 |
That's hilarious, Jim. |
| 00:53:01 |
That's exactly the kind of |
| 00:53:04 |
I'm gonna miss when I'm in Fresno. |
| 00:53:06 |
This is Derek Dietl, |
| 00:53:11 |
- Good night, Modesto! |
| 00:53:16 |
And cut. |
| 00:53:20 |
Did you like that sign off? |
| 00:53:30 |
Oh, my goodness. |
| 00:53:32 |
Wait, wait, wait! But, but...! |
| 00:53:38 |
Oh, Derek. You wouldn't |
| 00:53:46 |
Thinking about you was |
| 00:53:49 |
- Can't breathe! Ribs collapsing! |
| 00:53:55 |
Oh, my goodness. Is that better? |
| 00:53:58 |
OK. OK. |
| 00:54:01 |
I'm still kind of getting used to |
| 00:54:04 |
Wow! You really are big! |
| 00:54:07 |
Yeah, but I'm still me. I'm still |
| 00:54:12 |
Except you did just destroy |
| 00:54:15 |
But that was the only way |
| 00:54:19 |
You ever think I could do |
| 00:54:21 |
No, I didn't. I can honestly say |
| 00:54:26 |
ever, ever, ever, ever, |
| 00:54:30 |
Look, I know this is a little weird. |
| 00:54:34 |
OK, it's a lot weird, |
| 00:54:38 |
I know that, together, we can find |
| 00:54:42 |
Susan, try and look at this |
| 00:54:46 |
I have an audience |
| 00:54:49 |
weather, sports |
| 00:54:53 |
You expect me to put all that on hold |
| 00:54:54 |
while you try to undo |
| 00:54:57 |
That I had absolutely |
| 00:55:00 |
Yes. That's exactly what I expect. |
| 00:55:04 |
What about the life we always |
| 00:55:08 |
Of course. I just... |
| 00:55:11 |
...don't see how |
| 00:55:14 |
Derek, please, don't do this. |
| 00:55:18 |
You have to face facts, Susan. |
| 00:55:21 |
Don't crush me for saying this, |
| 00:55:24 |
and spend the rest of my life |
| 00:55:28 |
And you're casting a pretty big shadow. |
| 00:55:32 |
I'm sorry. It's over. |
| 00:55:36 |
Good luck, Susan. |
| 00:56:24 |
Wow! What a shindig! |
| 00:56:28 |
Your parents really know |
| 00:56:33 |
What? No, that was a great party, |
| 00:56:35 |
one of the best I've been to |
| 00:56:38 |
I must have been at a different party, |
| 00:56:40 |
'cause that's not |
| 00:56:43 |
I don't think your parents liked me, and |
| 00:56:48 |
Well, at least the garbage was free. |
| 00:56:52 |
Ah, who are we kidding? |
| 00:56:55 |
and they'd still treat us the same way |
| 00:56:59 |
...like monsters. |
| 00:57:02 |
Right. Monsters. |
| 00:57:07 |
Anyway, how is Derek? |
| 00:57:15 |
Derek is a selfish jerk. |
| 00:57:17 |
- No! |
| 00:57:20 |
All that talk about "us." |
| 00:57:23 |
"Us just got a job in Fresno." |
| 00:57:27 |
There was only Derek. Why did I have to |
| 00:57:32 |
I was such an idiot! |
| 00:57:36 |
Why did I ever think life with Derek |
| 00:57:40 |
I mean, look at all the stuff |
| 00:57:42 |
Fighting an alien robot? |
| 00:57:47 |
And that was amazing! |
| 00:57:52 |
Dr. Cockroach, you can crawl up walls |
| 00:57:55 |
and build a supercomputer out of a |
| 00:57:59 |
- A paper clip! |
| 00:58:02 |
And you! You hardly need an |
| 00:58:05 |
You personally carried |
| 00:58:08 |
and still had strength |
| 00:58:10 |
And the Coast Guard |
| 00:58:13 |
Amazing! |
| 00:58:15 |
B.O.B.! Who else could fall |
| 00:58:17 |
from unimaginable heights |
| 00:58:21 |
- Link? |
| 00:58:22 |
Amazing! |
| 00:58:27 |
Good point, Insecto! |
| 00:58:31 |
Oh, I'm not going to |
| 00:58:35 |
- Testify! |
| 00:58:37 |
Oh, yes. |
| 00:58:44 |
Susan! |
| 00:58:53 |
Way to go, Insecto! |
| 00:59:07 |
Insecto, look out! |
| 00:59:15 |
Insectosaurus! No! |
| 00:59:25 |
You're gonna make it. |
| 00:59:27 |
It's going to be all right. Look at me. |
| 00:59:30 |
Don't you close those eyes. |
| 00:59:35 |
You can't... |
| 01:00:15 |
You must be terrified. |
| 01:00:18 |
You wake up in a strange place, |
| 01:00:23 |
imprisoned by a strange being |
| 01:00:28 |
Strange, isn't it? |
| 01:00:30 |
Hardly. It's not the first time. |
| 01:00:33 |
Wow. You really get around. |
| 01:00:36 |
To the extraction chamber! |
| 01:00:39 |
Look. What is it that you want from me? |
| 01:00:41 |
You have stolen what is rightfully mine! |
| 01:00:45 |
I didn't steal anything from you. |
| 01:00:47 |
Your enormous, grotesque body |
| 01:00:51 |
the most powerful substance |
| 01:00:55 |
Did you really think |
| 01:00:59 |
That's what this is all about? |
| 01:01:01 |
You destroyed San Francisco, |
| 01:01:06 |
...you killed my friend, |
| 01:01:10 |
Silence! |
| 01:01:15 |
It's a shame you won't be around to see |
| 01:01:20 |
can do in the tentacles |
| 01:01:26 |
I know how to use it just fine! |
| 01:01:28 |
Don't bother. |
| 01:01:34 |
What the Flagnard?! |
| 01:01:49 |
That should stop your puny... |
| 01:01:52 |
Computer, close door, hangar two! |
| 01:01:55 |
Close door, hangar three! |
| 01:01:57 |
Door, hangar four! |
| 01:02:00 |
Close them all! |
| 01:02:48 |
Computer, begin extraction! |
| 01:03:32 |
Finally, I can rebuild my |
| 01:03:38 |
Any thoughts on where |
| 01:03:41 |
Your planet, perhaps? |
| 01:03:43 |
You keep your |
| 01:03:46 |
If you wanted to stop me, |
| 01:03:48 |
when you possessed the Quantonium! |
| 01:03:51 |
Now you're nothing. |
| 01:03:53 |
There are innocent people |
| 01:03:58 |
There were innocent people on my |
| 01:04:03 |
- I'm sorry your planet was destroyed. |
| 01:04:06 |
I'm the one who destroyed it. Confused? |
| 01:04:10 |
After I reveal my tale to you, |
| 01:04:16 |
Computer, initialize cloning machine. |
| 01:04:19 |
Yes, Gallaxhar. |
| 01:04:22 |
Many zentons ago, |
| 01:04:26 |
I found out my parents were... |
| 01:04:32 |
No child should ever |
| 01:04:35 |
So I went on the road with a giant... |
| 01:04:39 |
And soon thereafter was married! |
| 01:04:42 |
Things were going well, |
| 01:04:47 |
And then I was all, "No way!", and she |
| 01:04:54 |
But I've told you too much already! |
| 01:04:58 |
Let the birth of my new planet, |
| 01:05:03 |
..."Gallaxhar's Planet" begin! |
| 01:05:33 |
Once again, |
| 01:05:36 |
the only country UFO's |
| 01:05:40 |
Excuse me. What's that, Henshaw? |
| 01:05:43 |
Okey-dokey. |
| 01:05:46 |
We now take you, live, to a transmission |
| 01:05:54 |
Humans of Earth, I have come in peace. |
| 01:05:58 |
You need not fear me. |
| 01:06:03 |
However, it is important to note most of |
| 01:06:08 |
And those who do survive will be |
| 01:06:12 |
You should in no way |
| 01:06:16 |
It's just business. So just to recap: |
| 01:06:20 |
I come in peace, I mean you no harm |
| 01:06:30 |
OK, boys, set the terror level |
| 01:06:32 |
at code brown |
| 01:06:49 |
- What're we gonna do now, Doc? |
| 01:06:53 |
I don't know. |
| 01:06:55 |
I'll tell you what we're gonna do. |
| 01:07:00 |
We're gonna get up there, find Susan, |
| 01:07:11 |
All right, you got enough juice |
| 01:07:15 |
but not enough to make it home. |
| 01:07:17 |
I'll come get you if I can. |
| 01:07:23 |
I've been your warden |
| 01:07:27 |
That's no longer the case. |
| 01:07:29 |
For what it's worth... |
| 01:07:32 |
- That's rude. What did we do? |
| 01:07:36 |
That's a sign of respect. |
| 01:07:48 |
General, it's targeting us! |
| 01:07:50 |
That's the idea, Lieutenant. |
| 01:07:53 |
Steady. |
| 01:07:55 |
Steady. |
| 01:07:58 |
Hard right! Hard right! |
| 01:08:03 |
I can't shake it! |
| 01:08:08 |
Hang on to your socks! |
| 01:08:22 |
That's why I always |
| 01:08:29 |
You can let go of me now, Lieutenant. |
| 01:09:05 |
Who are you signaling? |
| 01:09:07 |
Hey, zip it! |
| 01:09:16 |
Clone! |
| 01:09:17 |
- Hail Gallaxhar! |
| 01:09:22 |
How do I do this? Three back. |
| 01:09:24 |
No, no, no, no. That guy next to you. |
| 01:09:28 |
You! The one... |
| 01:09:31 |
You, clone! Yes! Good! |
| 01:09:34 |
Take the prisoner to the incinerator. |
| 01:09:37 |
She's useless to us now. |
| 01:09:40 |
- Hail Gallaxhar. |
| 01:09:57 |
Wow. Ginormica ain't so... |
| 01:10:01 |
How are we supposed to get to her? |
| 01:10:03 |
There's too many of them. |
| 01:10:11 |
I may not have a brain, gentlemen, |
| 01:10:21 |
This is not going to work. |
| 01:10:36 |
Halt! |
| 01:10:41 |
I... Gallaxhar, command you |
| 01:10:48 |
Clearly, you are defective |
| 01:10:51 |
Guards, take this defective clone |
| 01:10:58 |
Well, what are you waiting for? |
| 01:11:02 |
- Seriously? |
| 01:11:05 |
and the defective clone |
| 01:11:09 |
- Of course, sir. |
| 01:11:14 |
- Would you like a gun? |
| 01:11:17 |
Hey, guys, look. |
| 01:11:22 |
OK. |
| 01:11:25 |
I can't believe you guys |
| 01:11:28 |
Don't mention it. |
| 01:11:32 |
But I'm not a monster anymore. |
| 01:11:36 |
My dear, no matter what your size, |
| 01:11:41 |
...nothing but a filthy, |
| 01:11:44 |
Hail Gallaxhar! |
| 01:11:46 |
Hail Gallaxhar. |
| 01:11:52 |
These disguises are the bomb! |
| 01:11:55 |
That's it! Follow me. |
| 01:11:58 |
- The only way to save the Earth... |
| 01:12:00 |
Hail Gallaxhar. The only way... |
| 01:12:01 |
- Hail Gallaxhar! |
| 01:12:03 |
...to save the Earth |
| 01:12:06 |
- Hail Gallaxhar! |
| 01:12:08 |
- ...before the invasion starts. |
| 01:12:11 |
We need to find the main power core. |
| 01:12:14 |
Excuse me, could you direct us |
| 01:12:17 |
Gladly. It's right there, |
| 01:12:32 |
Thank you very much. Hail Gallaxhar. |
| 01:12:34 |
- Watch out! |
| 01:12:37 |
Give me that thing! |
| 01:12:38 |
A weapon like this needs to be |
| 01:12:44 |
What?! |
| 01:12:46 |
Hail Gallaxhar? |
| 01:12:49 |
Monsters! |
| 01:12:50 |
- Monsters. |
| 01:12:54 |
Attention, all aliens! |
| 01:13:00 |
You want some of this?! |
| 01:13:03 |
Ninja! |
| 01:13:08 |
You want to hurt my friends, |
| 01:13:14 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:13:37 |
Susan! |
| 01:13:45 |
I can't believe we made it! |
| 01:14:06 |
O... M... G. |
| 01:14:09 |
Warning: Intruder. |
| 01:14:13 |
You'll never figure out my color code. |
| 01:14:17 |
A hexadecimal color code system. |
| 01:14:20 |
This won't be but a moment. |
| 01:14:23 |
Red, green, blue, |
| 01:14:26 |
purple, pink, mauve, gold, |
| 01:14:37 |
Doc, come on, dance! |
| 01:14:40 |
Your busted, tired dance moves |
| 01:14:44 |
- We can't hold them off much longer! |
| 01:14:49 |
My Ph.D... is in... |
| 01:14:54 |
...dance! Dance! Dance! |
| 01:14:57 |
Security protocol breached. |
| 01:14:59 |
Ship has been set to self-destruct. |
| 01:15:02 |
Total annihilation |
| 01:15:08 |
- Well, launch the invasion then! |
| 01:15:12 |
Oh, space balls! |
| 01:15:15 |
Divert the Quantonium to the bridge, |
| 01:15:33 |
Look at that! They're all |
| 01:15:37 |
I don't think |
| 01:15:39 |
Ship will self-destruct |
| 01:15:47 |
Hail Gallaxhar! |
| 01:15:49 |
We're not gonna make it! |
| 01:15:58 |
Hang on! |
| 01:16:06 |
Keep going! |
| 01:16:17 |
It's no use. It won't budge. |
| 01:16:20 |
If I was still Ginormica, |
| 01:16:23 |
Get out of here |
| 01:16:25 |
No! Don't say that. |
| 01:16:29 |
Yes, you are. |
| 01:16:32 |
He's outside the ship, waiting for you. |
| 01:16:36 |
Ship will self-destruct |
| 01:16:41 |
Don't you worry about us, Susan. |
| 01:16:42 |
You finally have a chance |
| 01:16:46 |
I don't want my old life back. |
| 01:16:56 |
They think they've stopped me?! |
| 01:16:58 |
They've stopped nothing. |
| 01:17:00 |
Female carbon-based life form, |
| 01:17:05 |
What?! |
| 01:17:13 |
Attention, robot probes! |
| 01:17:46 |
Robot bay has been destroyed. |
| 01:17:49 |
Fire phasoid cannon! |
| 01:18:14 |
Are you crazy?! |
| 01:18:17 |
Then we understand each other. |
| 01:18:19 |
Now, open the doors |
| 01:18:23 |
Or what? |
| 01:18:24 |
You don't actually think |
| 01:18:29 |
Quantonium has been |
| 01:18:34 |
Escape capsule ready for transport. |
| 01:18:37 |
Like I told you before, |
| 01:18:41 |
when you had the Quantonium. |
| 01:18:43 |
Have fun exploding! |
| 01:19:12 |
- Now open the doors. |
| 01:19:16 |
That's what happens |
| 01:19:19 |
Now we're all going to die! |
| 01:19:22 |
And there's nothing |
| 01:19:27 |
I wouldn't be so sure. |
| 01:19:29 |
And the name is Ginormica. |
| 01:19:44 |
Total annihilation |
| 01:19:49 |
- It's been an honor knowing you, Doc. |
| 01:19:52 |
I'll see you guys tomorrow for lunch. |
| 01:19:55 |
That's right, B.O.B. |
| 01:19:57 |
And there'll be candy |
| 01:20:00 |
Cake and balloons for lunch?! It's gonna |
| 01:20:18 |
By Hawking's chair! |
| 01:20:38 |
Total annihilation |
| 01:20:46 |
- Where's Monger?! |
| 01:20:49 |
He said the only reason he wouldn't |
| 01:20:56 |
Or late! |
| 01:21:02 |
Insectosaurus?! You're alive! |
| 01:21:06 |
And you're a... butterfly! |
| 01:21:13 |
Eight... |
| 01:21:15 |
...seven... |
| 01:21:18 |
...five... |
| 01:21:20 |
...four... |
| 01:21:21 |
- ...three... two... |
| 01:21:25 |
...one. |
| 01:21:29 |
Nothing happened. Maybe my count was... |
| 01:21:38 |
There they are! |
| 01:21:40 |
Here they come! |
| 01:21:57 |
Yeah! |
| 01:22:00 |
Oh, great. |
| 01:22:05 |
Oh, boy. |
| 01:22:07 |
- Susie Q! |
| 01:22:10 |
Oh, Susan. Ever since you were a baby, |
| 01:22:15 |
...you would, you know, save the Earth |
| 01:22:20 |
Thank you, but it wasn't just me, Mom. |
| 01:22:23 |
Excuse me! Hello! |
| 01:22:26 |
- Susan! |
| 01:22:29 |
Baby, I thought long and hard |
| 01:22:32 |
And I want you to know... |
| 01:22:35 |
...I forgive you. |
| 01:22:37 |
You forgive me? |
| 01:22:38 |
Of course. It wasn't your fault you got |
| 01:22:42 |
And you know what? |
| 01:22:44 |
I say maybe you didn't ruin everything. |
| 01:22:49 |
They offered me network. |
| 01:22:51 |
All I have to do is get |
| 01:22:55 |
- Really? |
| 01:22:56 |
I get my dream job |
| 01:23:00 |
It's a win-win for Team Dietl. |
| 01:23:03 |
Derek... |
| 01:23:05 |
...that's amazing. |
| 01:23:08 |
- Is the camera rolling? |
| 01:23:12 |
Good. Because I wouldn't want |
| 01:23:17 |
This is Susan Murphy, saying, |
| 01:23:19 |
"Goodbye, Derek!" |
| 01:23:26 |
B.O.B., could you...? |
| 01:23:33 |
Derek, you are a selfish jerk, |
| 01:23:37 |
I've met someone else. |
| 01:23:39 |
She has 14 little chunks |
| 01:23:43 |
and she's everything |
| 01:23:46 |
I'm happy now, Derek, without you! |
| 01:23:49 |
It's over! |
| 01:23:52 |
Turn it off. |
| 01:23:54 |
Monsters, I'm so proud of you, |
| 01:23:57 |
if I hadn't lost my tear ducts |
| 01:23:59 |
But not crying will have to wait. |
| 01:24:03 |
What is it, General? |
| 01:24:04 |
Seems a snail fell into |
| 01:24:08 |
As we speak, Escargantua |
| 01:24:11 |
is slowly making its way to Paris. |
| 01:24:16 |
Well, I've always wanted to go to Paris. |
| 01:24:20 |
What do you say, Butterfly... osaurus? |
| 01:24:25 |
We're in. |
| 01:24:26 |
- I'm in! |
| 01:24:34 |
Au revoir, sweetie! |
| 01:24:36 |
- Have a safe flight! |
| 01:24:52 |
Goodbye, Derek! |
| 01:24:56 |
B.O.B., it's me |
| 01:25:00 |
Wait, wait! You were dating Derek too?! |
| 01:25:04 |
That two-timing jerk! |
| 01:26:38 |
Everyone, let's welcome my new chairman |
| 01:26:42 |
General W.R. Monger! |
| 01:26:44 |
Thank you, Mr. President. What a |
| 01:26:49 |
Very good, Warren. All right. |
| 01:26:51 |
Let's get it started in here |
| 01:26:55 |
Gentlemen, I have assembled |
| 01:26:58 |
for the rebuilding of San Francisco. |
| 01:27:00 |
Zoinkers. This is going |
| 01:27:03 |
Good time for a cup of joe. |
| 01:27:06 |
Hit me with a double venti |
| 01:27:09 |
caramel Frappuccino, extra hot, |
| 01:27:12 |
- ...non-fat. |
| 01:27:15 |
Don't do it! |
| 01:27:16 |
Wait! |
| 01:27:18 |
My God, man! What have you done?! |
| 01:27:22 |
Time to wave the white flag |
| 01:27:24 |
Let's check on the situation |
| 01:27:27 |
Who wants to freeze my head? |
