And Then Came Love

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00:01:09 [JULlE GRUNTS]
00:01:12 KLAUSNER:
00:01:22 KLAUSNER: Your son is a very bright
00:01:25 Thank you. Let's get to the point.
00:01:30 Is this on or off the record?.
00:01:33 Sorry, force of habit.
00:01:37 Okay. While he may have ADD,
00:01:43 I'd like to see him again
00:01:47 -However--
00:01:50 There's always a but.
00:01:52 What is it?.
00:01:55 Listen, I would spend all the time
00:01:58 -I love my job. What's wrong with that?.
00:02:03 The best mother is a happy mother.
00:02:07 I only did clinical research
00:02:10 But you're doing a wonderful job,
00:02:13 -Still, he does have unresolved anger.
00:02:18 There is no strong male figure in his life.
00:02:22 Well, I have a boyfriend.
00:02:26 -Pulitzer Prize winner.
00:02:30 Look, studies show
00:02:33 ...negatively impacts children,
00:02:36 There's a higher rate
00:02:39 I get it. It's my fault, you're saying?.
00:02:42 My research said plenty of successful,
00:02:46 ...come from single-parent households.
00:02:48 No one's blaming you, Miss Davidson.
00:02:51 But do you really want to?.
00:02:53 It's my choice to be a single mother.
00:02:58 Look, mother to mother,
00:03:04 And boys need a father figure.
00:03:08 JULlE:
00:03:10 Jake.
00:03:14 Jake, come sit down and have your cereal.
00:03:20 Horatio's daddy took Horatio
00:03:22 You and I go to the Yankees.
00:03:26 He sat behind the dugout. He's so lucky.
00:03:29 Oh. Mom's gotta go to work,
00:03:33 Ice cream.
00:03:58 [BELL RlNGS]
00:03:59 Hey.
00:04:01 Have a good day.
00:04:09 JAKE:
00:04:11 -Hey, Horatio, get off him.
00:04:15 Get back in line.
00:04:17 Get back in line.
00:04:19 Both of you.
00:04:42 Hey, Stuart, I got a phoner tomorrow
00:04:46 -Some kind of terrorist?.
00:04:48 -Same thing.
00:04:51 Turned his back on a massive career
00:04:54 ...for a quiet life of devotion to God.
00:04:57 How do we get Mariah Carey to do that?.
00:04:59 MAN [ON lNTERCOM] :
00:05:01 ...about the new Rolling Stones
00:05:03 Tell him I'll return when I get
00:05:06 [CHUCKLlNG]
00:05:11 -What?. My mother bought me this outfit.
00:05:17 Couldn't believe I'd miss
00:05:20 -I have a luncheon in Jersey today.
00:05:24 It's a fundraiser for the library.
00:05:28 Wanna come?. Please?.
00:05:33 Possibly some poached salmon.
00:05:35 I think I'll pass.
00:05:46 [MlCROPHONE SQUEAKS]
00:05:48 CAROL:
00:05:51 I'd like to thank you all for coming today.
00:05:54 I hope everyone's enjoying the salmon.
00:05:59 DRlVER:
00:06:00 -You're late.
00:06:02 MONA: Must you challenge
00:06:04 I love that outfit on you.
00:06:06 -The shoes are another story.
00:06:09 As president
00:06:12 ...it is my great privilege to introduce
00:06:24 So you couldn't take a whole day off
00:06:28 -You could have brought my Jake.
00:06:30 Miss Davidson is an experienced
00:06:35 ...who writes the "Choices" column
00:06:38 ...taking a fresh look
00:06:43 -How's my beautiful boy?.
00:06:46 I'm taking his training wheels off--
00:06:48 I don't understand how you could leave
00:06:51 ...with that very young girl to raise him.
00:06:56 -Although you know I had ambition too.
00:07:00 She'll be reading excerpts
00:07:05 ...a collection of pieces from her column.
00:07:08 I worked in your school,
00:07:11 But you two girls were always first.
00:07:14 And I was fulfilled.
00:07:18 By the way, the girls in the book group
00:07:21 What?. Mom, how could you?.
00:07:25 I'd like to thank, ahem,
00:07:29 ...for the beautiful centerpieces.
00:07:32 Didn't they do a nice job, everyone?.
00:07:35 Well, some of these women are not
00:07:39 People talk, you know.
00:07:41 They would not understand...
00:07:42 ...why my beautiful, successful daughter
00:07:46 I have a boyfriend. Ted.
00:07:48 Huh. Boyfriend at best, not a husband.
00:07:51 Well, that's exactly how I like it.
00:07:56 CAROL:
00:08:16 HORATlO:
00:08:21 Move.
00:08:22 FRANClS: Hey, Jules. Ah!
00:08:27 -Great to see you.
00:08:29 -Thanks for coming.
00:08:32 -So how's Jake?.
00:08:37 Oh, he is adorable.
00:08:41 Ah. Wow.
00:08:43 What?.
00:08:44 Well, he doesn't look anything like you.
00:08:47 -Well, he's got my chin.
00:08:51 You're really onto something, you know.
00:08:54 Donor insemination.
00:08:57 Well, just for the record,
00:09:01 You spent the last 20 years
00:09:05 Well, I meant on my days off.
00:09:07 [BOTH CHUCKLE]
00:09:08 I even tried that online dating thing.
00:09:10 But frankly, anyone who's our age
00:09:12 -...there's a reason.
00:09:15 Not knowing who the father is?.
00:09:21 Well, I know what I need to know.
00:09:27 -What's that?.
00:09:32 -That's stupid.
00:09:35 Mommy says you don't got a daddy.
00:09:37 -I do got a daddy.
00:09:40 My daddy's taking me to the Yankees again.
00:09:44 So?.
00:09:46 My daddy plays for the Yankees.
00:09:48 -Does not.
00:09:51 No way, because you stink at baseball.
00:09:54 No, you're a liar
00:09:57 Prove it.
00:10:00 HORATlO:
00:10:02 -Linda, it's been a while.
00:10:05 Well, I just wanted to say
00:10:09 Some of the people you write about,
00:10:13 -Wow. And how's that coming?.
00:10:17 Of?.
00:10:19 Ah.
00:10:21 -That's quite a start.
00:10:23 Well, they were
00:10:26 Now, I could've gotten the new Z3.
00:10:27 But these get better mileage,
00:10:31 [CELL PHONE RlNGlNG]
00:10:33 Hold on, sorry.
00:10:38 Hello.
00:10:40 Oh, uh--
00:10:42 Oh, no.
00:10:44 Oh, uh, I'll be there immediately.
00:10:47 No, it's okay. If there's
00:10:52 Okay, thank you.
00:10:54 Uh, I'm sorry, ladies.
00:10:58 Just leave your books with your names.
00:11:00 I promise I will sign
00:11:03 Where are you rushing off to?.
00:11:06 -I'm so sorry to hear about his father.
00:11:10 Well, your mother told me.
00:11:14 -I've gotta go, Ma.
00:11:18 Mom, I'm happy the way things are,
00:11:22 [WHlSPERlNG] Get your priorities in order.
00:11:32 I got here as soon as I could.
00:11:35 Sit down, please, Miss Davidson. Relax.
00:11:46 JULlE: Well?.
00:11:50 -With who?.
00:11:54 -ls he okay?.
00:11:56 Horatio's a little bruised.
00:11:58 Naturally, his parents have been notified.
00:12:04 -Especially given the situation.
00:12:07 -This isn't the first time.
00:12:10 He started it.
00:12:12 He told Horatio that his father
00:12:17 -Oh?.
00:12:20 -Why is this the first I've heard of this?.
00:12:24 What?. Wh--?.
00:12:25 Of course not. Why would l?.
00:12:27 These types of learning disabilities
00:12:30 Oh, come on.
00:12:31 One in three families
00:12:35 He's an active 6-year-old.
00:12:40 -Boys will be boys, right?.
00:12:43 It's worth looking into now,
00:12:46 Medication can do wonders.
00:12:48 Okay, no. My son is not doing medication.
00:12:52 Well, whatever you decide...
00:12:54 ...please know that violent outbursts
00:12:58 Next time, we will send him home.
00:13:00 And three strikes....
00:13:08 JULlE:
00:13:12 As if I don't have enough on my mind.
00:13:15 This color is making me nauseous.
00:13:19 Miss Missy.
00:13:21 Wait till she has kids. She'll see. Punks.
00:13:25 I'm telling you,
00:13:29 They say it's supposedly
00:13:34 -I'm writing to the director. Medication?.
00:13:37 Calm down, sit.
00:13:40 Sit.
00:13:44 Every parent gets called in.
00:13:48 Do you think it's too early to drink?.
00:13:53 Could you imagine cold season?.
00:13:56 A roomful of toddlers mewling
00:13:59 They say it can run in the family.
00:14:01 -They?. Who?. What can run in the family?.
00:14:06 Everybody in my family
00:14:09 Top of their class. Learning-disabled?.
00:14:13 Stuart, could a person
00:14:16 ...get a 1 560 on their SATs,
00:14:22 Is this a trick question?.
00:14:25 -It's him.
00:14:28 That donor.
00:14:30 I picked good genes.
00:14:35 Jules, you didn't really believe
00:14:39 Well, yes, it was verified.
00:14:41 It was a very reputable clinic, Stuart.
00:14:45 I'm sure you did.
00:14:48 That's why you sleep at night.
00:14:51 What if he's a drug addict?.
00:14:57 STUART:
00:15:00 Stuart.
00:15:03 Or a drama critic?.
00:15:06 "Williams College,
00:15:09 Wants to be a civil lawyer
00:15:12 Dad's a corporate lawyer,
00:15:16 Donating sperm to share the gift of life.""
00:15:22 That's too good to be true.
00:15:42 Larry, it's Julie Davidson.
00:15:44 I need you
00:15:47 It's, uh, personal and strictly confidential.
00:15:51 JULlE: "'Someday,' he says to me,
00:15:55 I squint like I can read the letters
00:15:58 Instead of 'Musclehead,'
00:16:06 What happened in school today?.
00:16:08 I want you to read me
00:16:11 Ohh. I can't. Mommy's really tired.
00:16:14 So?. I'm not.
00:16:23 Miss Missy said
00:16:27 -He started it.
00:16:31 He said my picture was stupid.
00:16:34 That's a mean thing for him to say,
00:16:37 You gotta use your words.
00:16:39 I did, I swear. I said he was stupid.
00:16:43 And then I counted to 1 0.
00:16:48 Well, next time, you walk away, okay?.
00:16:52 Now, did you tell him
00:16:55 Yeah. So?.
00:16:57 -So?. That's not the truth.
00:17:01 Time to go to bed.
00:17:04 JAKE:
00:17:06 JULlE:
00:17:14 Why can't my daddy bring me
00:17:18 Well, you know our family
00:17:21 -You and I go to the Yankee games.
00:17:26 Well, I wish
00:17:29 ...but there were no daddies available.
00:17:31 And Mommy wanted you so badly
00:17:36 Because you're the most important thing
00:17:46 LARRY: Julie, the guy you're looKing for
00:17:50 Last Known address: 34 Butler Road,
00:17:55 But you didn 't hear it from me.
00:17:58 Good lucK, sweetheart. Larry Matthews.
00:18:17 Paul?.
00:18:20 Um, Dad?.
00:18:29 -Can I help you?.
00:18:31 I sure hope so.
00:18:34 -Paul Cooper?.
00:18:37 Oh, no, no. Of course not.
00:18:40 I'm Julie Davidson.
00:18:42 With Metropolitan.
00:18:49 The number-one news and lifestyle
00:18:53 A little too liberal for my taste.
00:18:55 But, uh, come in.
00:19:01 So, um, what do you want with Paul?.
00:19:05 Research for a story I'm writing
00:19:08 Then I'm the one you should speak to.
00:19:11 Charles Cooper.
00:19:13 I'm sure you've heard of me.
00:19:16 No, it's Paul.
00:19:20 Then you're a lousy reporter.
00:19:23 Or you're a cop. And I'm thinking cop.
00:19:27 Because you look like a detective.
00:19:30 I'm not a cop.
00:19:32 Then what I don't get is...
00:19:34 ...why would you wanna do a story
00:19:39 A bum.
00:19:41 A dropout.
00:19:44 I write about choices.
00:19:46 Even stupid ones?.
00:19:49 Look, you're not to use my name in this.
00:19:54 Do you understand me?.
00:19:56 You've got nothing to worry about.
00:20:00 We haven't really heard from him in a while.
00:20:04 He's a freeloader. That's what he is.
00:20:09 His cell phone got disconnected.
00:20:11 [CHUCK CHUCKLES]
00:20:13 I didn't pay the bill.
00:20:18 I see.
00:20:23 Excuse me.
00:20:27 Do you really wanna talk to Paul?.
00:20:30 I don't even know anymore.
00:20:32 Listen, it's not easy being the son
00:20:37 I should know.
00:20:39 He's living in Jersey City now.
00:20:44 [HlP-HOP MUSlC PLAYlNG]
00:20:52 MAN:
00:20:57 -Hi.
00:21:00 Not unless you're Paul Cooper. Are you?.
00:21:04 Who wants to know?.
00:21:06 I'm with Metropolitan Magazine.
00:21:09 Look, I was gonna head across the street
00:21:13 -Join me?.
00:21:21 MAN: What did you say your name was?.
00:21:27 Shoot.
00:21:32 Oh.
00:21:33 Can I buy you a drink, Julie?.
00:21:36 Sure.
00:21:38 I'll have a glass of white wine, please.
00:21:40 And I'll have a Scotch.
00:21:43 So how can I help you, pretty lady?.
00:21:47 Um, I'm a reporter.
00:21:50 -For real?.
00:21:52 And I'd like to ask you some questions.
00:21:55 Who's your friend?.
00:21:57 This is, uh, the very pretty....
00:22:03 Julie.
00:22:06 She's trying to pick me up.
00:22:08 Well, you are indeed the man,
00:22:12 Wait, wait.
00:22:16 Not in this lifetime.
00:22:18 [BARTENDER AND PAUL CHUCKLlNG]
00:22:20 I can be whoever you want me to be,
00:22:26 -You're looking for Paul Cooper?.
00:22:31 That's him right there.
00:22:51 Mind if I join you?.
00:22:56 I'm Julie.
00:22:59 And you are...?.
00:23:01 A total loser.
00:23:04 Okay, but what does
00:23:07 I'm quoting my mother.
00:23:10 I'm sorry.
00:23:13 Paul.
00:23:16 Paul Cooper.
00:23:19 Are you some sort of angel or something?.
00:23:22 Hardly.
00:23:31 Yeah, my father's a bigtime
00:23:33 JULlE: Really?.
00:23:35 For the weak and oppressed.
00:23:37 Plea bargains, golden parachutes,
00:23:41 Swell, huh?.
00:23:43 So naturally, I went to law school, Yale.
00:23:47 While my friends spent a summer
00:23:50 ...I took the LSATs.
00:23:52 Rocked them, too,
00:23:55 I think he wrote it when I was
00:23:59 I mean, he couldn't help himself,
00:24:03 JULlE: Wow.
00:24:06 So being second generation?.
00:24:10 Massive.
00:24:11 JULlE:
00:24:13 But I hated it.
00:24:15 I mean, law school, that scene?.
00:24:18 It wasn't me, it was him.
00:24:23 Sometimes I used to wish I was one
00:24:28 That's messed up.
00:24:30 I know. I was pretty angry back then.
00:24:34 Back then when?.
00:24:37 When you were like, um, 6?.
00:24:40 Six, no. Like high school.
00:24:45 What were you like
00:24:47 -You serious?. Six?.
00:24:49 Well, I think the formative years
00:24:54 I mean, like me, I was a teacher's pet.
00:24:57 Okay.
00:24:59 Six.
00:25:02 -Did you like baseball?.
00:25:06 -Were you a good eater?.
00:25:09 Uh, sorry. Um....
00:25:12 Uh, did you get in trouble in school?.
00:25:15 Okay, what is this?.
00:25:19 No, no, no. I just think you're fascinating.
00:25:24 -You do?.
00:25:30 I used to get in trouble.
00:25:33 I just gave the teacher a hard time,
00:25:36 Too smart for my own good.
00:25:38 -That sounds about right.
00:25:41 Oh, no. Nothing, nothing.
00:25:46 You like kids?. You have any?.
00:25:49 No, I ain't that kind of guy.
00:25:53 Well, actually...
00:25:56 ...now, I'm only telling you this
00:26:00 ...but I did donate sperm once.
00:26:04 -Ohh.
00:26:07 I got recruited by a sperm clinic.
00:26:11 They were short on lvy Leaguers,
00:26:15 Signed a few forms, took a blood test...
00:26:17 ...they gave me a dirty magazine
00:26:20 They wanted more,
00:26:27 -So you couldn't cut it in law school?.
00:26:33 What about the notion
00:26:35 ...and maybe protecting
00:26:39 Yeah.
00:26:41 Sure, but law school
00:26:46 So then what?.
00:26:48 I transferred to business school.
00:26:51 So I tried vet school.
00:26:53 I like animals.
00:26:56 See, I just hadn't found it yet.
00:26:59 -Found what?.
00:27:02 -You ever hear of Csikszentmihalyi?.
00:27:05 Yes, exactly.
00:27:09 Anyway, I'm sitting in the middle
00:27:13 -What?.
00:27:16 Acting.
00:27:18 [LAUGHlNG]
00:27:21 Are you for real, or just another way
00:27:24 No, seriously.
00:27:28 One year,
00:27:30 I loved it. It's the only time
00:27:33 Felt part of something.
00:27:35 It was like the only way I could feel good
00:27:39 I understand that. I love the theater.
00:27:42 My best friend's a critic.
00:27:46 -So, what's your problem?.
00:27:50 I mean, I finally figured it out
00:27:53 I got cattle calls, bad auditions,
00:27:56 I mean, I knew it wouldn't be easy,
00:27:58 Six months of classes, workshops,
00:28:03 Not one acting gig.
00:28:06 -Six months?. That's it?.
00:28:09 My girlfriend dumped me because she
00:28:13 Not that I blame her. I no longer have
00:28:17 And every actor I meet, they're all....
00:28:20 Well, you know.
00:28:22 I'm getting old.
00:28:24 No, seriously, I mean, look at me.
00:28:26 Here I am with all these advanced degrees
00:28:30 Barely.
00:28:31 Maybe I should just go back, be a lawyer.
00:28:34 Uch. Blah, blah, blah.
00:28:37 I've heard enough.
00:28:40 Get over it.
00:28:42 Be the hero in your own life.
00:28:44 Heroes don't seek approval.
00:28:47 -lt just gets really hard.
00:28:52 -lf it was easy--
00:28:54 And if you're so old, why don't you grow up
00:28:58 Jeez, where do you get off?.
00:29:04 You're right, I don't.
00:29:07 Well, wait. I'm sorry.
00:29:13 It's my birthday.
00:29:19 I'm all alone.
00:29:22 -Happy birthday.
00:29:25 Sorry.
00:29:35 TED:
00:29:39 Hey, so glad you're back.
00:29:43 Missed you, as always.
00:29:46 Hey, sport.
00:29:49 -Well, say hi to Ted.
00:29:52 Yeah, hey, look what I got
00:29:56 -The Yankees.
00:29:58 -Official Yankees merchandise, my friend.
00:30:02 How about your first real ball,
00:30:07 It's a catcher's mitt.
00:30:08 Yeah, I know.
00:30:11 How's the bat?.
00:30:14 It's a little big for him.
00:30:17 -Cool jacket.
00:30:21 A little, uh....
00:30:25 Yeah.
00:30:29 Uh-huh. This is a nice spot. Huh?. Huh?.
00:30:33 -I'll set up first base.
00:30:36 I told you.
00:30:37 No.
00:30:42 I mean, uh....
00:30:44 Let's use something else. Hey.
00:30:48 Take my jacket.
00:30:50 Not Uncle Ted's
00:30:53 Cute.
00:30:56 Here we go.
00:31:01 Oh-ho-ho-ho!
00:31:03 Nice. Nice. Nice for me.
00:31:05 Bring it on, okay?. Ready?.
00:31:12 Oh-ho! In your face.
00:31:17 Maybe you should move in a little.
00:31:21 -Jake, keep your eyes on the ball.
00:31:26 Oh.
00:31:33 Ooh! My camera. My God, oh, my God,
00:31:49 -Got another ball?.
00:31:53 It was just the one.
00:31:55 It was signed.
00:32:00 JULlE: Well, here we are.
00:32:02 Hey, you'd think six weeks in the jungle
00:32:07 -Sorry, babe.
00:32:10 You were great with Jake.
00:32:17 You wanna come up?. Spend the night?.
00:32:20 Yeah?. Sleep over?.
00:32:23 Mm-hm.
00:32:24 Uh.... Yeah.
00:32:36 Thanks again for today.
00:32:38 Well, I thought it would be good
00:32:41 The three of us.
00:32:44 It's good to feel part of a family
00:32:47 Yeah, it was.
00:32:51 I, um, got this message
00:32:56 Old friend of mine,
00:33:01 He was a war photographer.
00:33:03 Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:06 Phoenix. Home alone.
00:33:09 If he wasn't late on his alimony payments,
00:33:13 He was dead two days
00:33:20 -Jules.
00:33:25 Let's get married.
00:33:29 Ted.
00:33:32 I don't wanna die alone.
00:33:34 Well, hey, who does?.
00:33:38 -Wait, are you serious?.
00:33:42 I know it's good for you and the kid.
00:33:45 Well, yeah, but you're on the road
00:33:50 It's quality that matters,
00:33:54 Ted, I don't know.
00:33:56 I know I'm not conventional
00:33:59 ...but that's a good thing.
00:34:01 And we have so much fun together.
00:34:03 And I like knowing you're here
00:34:08 Stability.
00:34:11 I don't wanna just be
00:34:14 I wanna be part of your family.
00:34:16 I don't know, Ted. Marriage?.
00:34:20 I won't even make you
00:34:22 [CHUCKLlNG]
00:34:24 JULlE:
00:34:34 So, what happened next?.
00:34:36 And so it occurred to me that the only
00:34:43 [PHONE RlNGlNG]
00:34:44 I started with the books,
00:34:49 And the flames spread
00:34:51 MAN [OVER lNTERCOM] :
00:34:53 ...but there's a Jenna 's mom
00:34:56 Something about taKing the Kids
00:34:58 Tell her it's fine but he has to take a nap.
00:35:02 -Tell her I'll call her later.
00:35:09 Mom, I'm on deadline. Gotta go.
00:35:14 Uh, I'm sorry.
00:35:16 MAN: There's a Miss Missy on line 2.
00:35:25 Julie Davidson.
00:35:29 Oh, no. What happened now?.
00:35:32 Ohh.
00:35:34 But this is only strike two, right?.
00:35:39 Yes, I'll have the nanny
00:35:47 KlKl: Jake, stop.
00:35:49 -Jake, stop.
00:35:50 Give me the keys,
00:35:52 I don't wanna.
00:35:55 -Your mom is gonna give you a big time-out.
00:35:59 -Jake, now.
00:36:02 -Who are you?. I don't talk to strangers.
00:36:05 I'm the Southside Samurai.
00:36:07 [MAKlNG KUNG FU NOlSES]
00:36:10 [KlKl LAUGHS]
00:36:12 -Here.
00:36:15 -You're funny.
00:36:18 -Hey, is this your building?.
00:36:20 Do you mind if leave something inside
00:36:24 -That's Mommy.
00:36:26 -Uh-huh. I swear.
00:36:30 -She saved my life one night.
00:36:33 Now you can officially tell her
00:36:35 Really?. Have you been in anything
00:36:37 Not unless you saw
00:36:41 I love Euripides. He's so intensely tragic.
00:36:45 I go to NYU. I'm a philosophy major.
00:36:48 Well, this is my first official,
00:36:52 -On Broadway?.
00:36:56 In Weehawken.
00:36:59 -Do you like Yu-Gi-Oh?.
00:37:02 -Hey, do you like Nintendo DS?.
00:37:05 Ohh. Check this out.
00:37:09 All right?.
00:37:11 Would you mind
00:37:15 You might as well give it to her yourself.
00:37:18 PAUL: Oh!
00:37:21 -Uh, you.
00:37:25 I have that effect on women.
00:37:26 -Paul, I got you to the next level.
00:37:31 JAKE: Hi, Mommy.
00:37:33 So, uh, I got a part.
00:37:38 Oh.
00:37:40 PAUL: The Importance of Being Earnest.
00:37:44 I told you not to give up.
00:37:46 -How'd you find me?.
00:37:49 And then the ladies at the office said
00:37:55 Anyway....
00:37:57 I don't know, I just thought
00:38:00 And I was hoping you'd come see it.
00:38:04 -The play.
00:38:06 Or your critic friend.
00:38:09 -Ah. Yeah.
00:38:13 We'll try. I'll try.
00:38:15 Wait. Mommy, I wanna show Paul
00:38:19 Mommy wants to spend
00:38:21 -I wanna show Paul my Yu-Gi-Oh.
00:38:24 -You know, I should go.
00:38:27 -Please, Mommy.
00:38:32 Paul, come over tomorrow when
00:38:35 -Really?.
00:38:37 He usually goes to sleep
00:38:40 Sure. I mean, if that's okay with you.
00:38:42 You don't mind, Julie.
00:38:45 An Elemental Energy Booster Pack.
00:38:48 Come on, Mommy, I'm starving.
00:38:53 Time for a coffee?.
00:38:55 Yeah.
00:39:00 KlKl: Awesome.
00:39:07 Montreal and Toronto?.
00:39:09 Well, if you think it's worth it, it's fine.
00:39:12 Okay, bye.
00:39:18 I suppose I should be honored
00:39:20 Well, I should have. I leave in less
00:39:24 I'm completely overwhelmed.
00:39:27 Lunch. With your mother.
00:39:30 And you'll never catch a man
00:39:33 -Four, please.
00:39:36 -Never mind, I see them.
00:39:40 You remember Joan?.
00:39:44 -You remember me telling you about Artie?.
00:39:48 Artie has just returned to New York City
00:39:52 Artie's a CPA for the Heart Society.
00:39:55 And this is my oldest daughter, Julie.
00:39:59 Julie, who works
00:40:02 I'm quite sure
00:40:04 -I'm a big fan.
00:40:08 Mom, I'm on deadline.
00:40:10 Food and family?. Sit.
00:40:15 JOAN:
00:40:18 -You did?.
00:40:21 -Eighteenth, actually.
00:40:23 -He got an award, a medal.
00:40:27 My Artie is very modest.
00:40:29 Please, tell her the time.
00:40:33 -3:32.07.
00:40:36 Julie ran one of those marathons
00:40:39 The Susan G. Komen, only a 5k.
00:40:43 You know, Julie, Artie just moved back
00:40:47 He was with one of those
00:40:50 It's "" Big Four,"" Mom.
00:40:52 And I hear you're quite the uncle.
00:40:56 Basketball, actually.
00:40:58 Knicks fan.
00:41:01 Can somebody flag down a waiter?.
00:41:06 Did I tell you Julie has a little boy?.
00:41:11 -I've gotta go.
00:41:13 It's nothing personal.
00:41:17 -I understand completely.
00:41:21 My mother tends to forget
00:41:24 In fact, he may just be a fiancé.
00:41:27 [MONA GASPS AND CHUCKLES
00:41:30 -You're gonna get married?.
00:41:34 Not exactly.
00:41:36 This is how you tell me?. Julie.
00:41:40 My daughter's getting married.
00:41:44 Ooh!
00:41:53 [KNOCKlNG]
00:42:01 PAUL: Nice look.
00:42:05 Bam.
00:42:08 -You again?.
00:42:10 -You like the Yankees?.
00:42:12 We're not gonna be watching
00:42:17 [PAUL CHUCKLlNG]
00:42:20 PAUL:
00:42:28 I won't be late.
00:42:34 What's up?.
00:42:36 JULlE: I've been thinking about
00:42:39 ...and there's no consensus.
00:42:40 Whether it's environmental
00:42:44 So there's a new study that said
00:42:47 -Jules, Jules, Jules.
00:42:49 -Shh. That's enough about work.
00:42:55 I don't know. I've got a lot on my mind.
00:42:58 I loved writing the book.
00:43:00 -But the book tour, it's....
00:43:04 It's a necessary evil.
00:43:07 JULlE:
00:43:09 But....
00:43:11 You don't have to do it
00:43:14 Work, I mean.
00:43:16 If we got married,
00:43:21 Or stop.
00:43:22 Maybe we could both stop, you know,
00:43:26 Maybe write a book together.
00:43:27 You, the words. Me, the pictures.
00:43:32 I don't know. I need the benefits.
00:43:35 -Could you really do that?.
00:43:39 And stop being so practical.
00:43:42 I'm ready for a new
00:43:46 Family.
00:43:47 You two could move in here.
00:43:51 Or some other country. New Zealand.
00:43:58 And ta-da.
00:44:00 JULlE:
00:44:04 Yeah, well, it's not traditional,
00:44:18 -Julie.
00:44:20 -Will you marry me?.
00:44:23 What?. I'm totally serious.
00:44:26 This isn't you. This isn't us, is it?.
00:44:29 It can be. Come on, why not?.
00:44:33 You mean you'd change your whole life
00:44:38 Yeah. I'm ready.
00:44:41 I'm, uh, really ready.
00:44:50 I'm....
00:44:52 Look, take the ring out for a test-drive.
00:44:56 Wear it around, see how it handles.
00:45:01 I've got a flight, 6 a.m. tomorrow.
00:45:06 So you have until then.
00:45:11 [JULlE LAUGHlNG]
00:45:48 Hey.
00:45:49 -What time is it?.
00:45:53 She had to leave. Her roommate
00:46:06 -How much do I owe you?.
00:46:09 I don't mind paying, really.
00:46:15 -Do you mind if I crash here tonight?.
00:46:19 Well, the PATH trains aren't running.
00:46:27 Take a cab. I'll give you the money.
00:46:29 It's really late and my roommate hates when
00:46:36 Okay, you can stay.
00:46:52 How's that coming, anyway?.
00:46:54 Okay. I'm kind of stuck
00:46:59 What's the problem?.
00:47:00 I'm having trouble
00:47:03 How sincere, insincere,
00:47:06 I love Wilde.
00:47:09 You wanna run some lines?.
00:47:13 You don't mind?.
00:47:15 I'm not tired.
00:47:18 Gotta warn you, though,
00:47:23 Okay. I'm Jack Worthing.
00:47:27 I'd probably make a better Lady Bracknell
00:47:31 Okay.
00:47:35 Charming day it has been, Miss Fairfax.
00:47:39 Pray, don't talk to me
00:47:42 When people talk to me
00:47:44 ...I feel certain
00:47:46 And that makes me so nervous.
00:47:48 Well, I do mean something else.
00:47:51 I thought so.
00:47:56 And I'd like to be allowed
00:47:59 ...of Lady Bracknell's temporary absence.
00:48:03 Yeah, slow down, buddy. I think
00:48:10 [JULlE CLEARS THROAT]
00:48:11 JULlE:
00:48:13 Okay.
00:48:16 Miss Fairfax, ever since I've met you...
00:48:21 ...I've admired you more than any girl
00:48:27 Better.
00:48:28 Yes, I am quite aware of the fact.
00:48:30 And I often wish that in public
00:48:34 For me, you have always had
00:48:39 Even before I met you,
00:48:43 We live, as I hope you know, Mr. Worthing,
00:48:47 And my ideal has always been
00:48:53 [JULlE LAUGHlNG]
00:48:55 I'm sorry.
00:48:57 There is something in that name
00:49:02 The moment Algernon first mentioned to me
00:49:06 ...I knew I was destined to love you.
00:49:10 -You really love me, Gwendolyn?.
00:49:13 Darling, you don't know
00:49:21 Oh, shit.
00:49:23 Uh, I'm sorry. I--
00:49:28 Just acting.
00:49:32 No big deal.
00:49:39 Good night.
00:49:52 [SlGHS]
00:50:01 [PAUL GROANS]
00:50:02 -Wanna watch Barney with me?.
00:50:06 -Mommy, Paul said a bad word!
00:50:10 Telling is bad. Shh.
00:50:12 [lNTERCOM BUZZES]
00:50:13 -Hello.
00:50:16 Come on up.
00:50:17 Where's your DS?.
00:50:20 -What's that?.
00:50:23 I know that. I mean, what is it?.
00:50:26 -Justice, dude.
00:50:29 It means being fair.
00:50:31 I always wanted to make sure
00:50:33 Mommy, look. I want one too.
00:50:37 Mm. Great. Time to go.
00:50:40 [KNOCKlNG]
00:50:46 JULlE: Ohh....
00:50:48 Puppy.
00:50:49 Wanna come to my room?.
00:50:52 And you are...?.
00:50:54 -This is Paul.
00:50:58 -He's Kiki's friend.
00:51:01 -Hey, you're Stuart Blakerman.
00:51:04 PAUL: I'm an actor.
00:51:06 Man, I really enjoy your work.
00:51:09 What you wrote about Henry IV
00:51:12 I'm so-- Exactly!
00:51:15 Bravo. A brilliant performance
00:51:18 You think so?. I'm still trying to perfect it.
00:51:21 -Doing anything?.
00:51:24 -Oh, where are you doing that?.
00:51:26 -Jersey.
00:51:28 -Producers hope to bring it to New York.
00:51:32 -Hey, would you come see it?.
00:51:35 Get me the information.
00:51:37 -Anything for a friend of Julie's.
00:51:40 Well, thanks. Guess I better be going.
00:51:46 Thanks again for letting me stay last night
00:51:50 No problem.
00:51:52 [lNTERCOM BUZZlNG]
00:51:53 Oh, my mom.
00:51:55 -Ooh. Can I meet her?.
00:51:57 -Come on.
00:51:59 Hey, it's nice to meet you.
00:52:01 ""Thanks for letting me stay""?.
00:52:04 Why do I have a trainer?.
00:52:07 MONA: Hello?
00:52:08 I mean, that body is just genetics
00:52:13 Is Paul Spider-Man, Mommy?.
00:52:15 No. Paul's not Spider-Man, honey.
00:52:25 MONA:
00:52:29 -Do not see that show.
00:52:33 JAKE: Grandma's here.
00:52:37 I'm your only grandson.
00:52:40 Can I see the big whale first,
00:52:43 Yes, but go get a sweater first.
00:52:46 -Hi, Mom.
00:52:52 ""The Epidemic of Permissive Parenting.""
00:52:54 I just found it interesting, that's all.
00:52:56 -Hello, Mona.
00:52:59 So, what do you think of the good news?.
00:53:02 What news?.
00:53:04 Oh, you got a new ring?.
00:53:07 Getting married.
00:53:09 You?.
00:53:11 No, silly. Julie.
00:53:14 Wow.
00:53:15 To Ted?.
00:53:18 -Who else?.
00:53:20 STUART:
00:53:22 What do you mean?.
00:53:24 -I'm getting a daddy?.
00:53:27 I don't know.
00:53:29 -But--
00:53:31 Mom, I wasn't planning
00:53:34 I thought he already knew.
00:53:36 What were you waiting for?.
00:53:40 So is there a ring?.
00:53:44 Oh, what a beautiful emerald?.
00:53:47 That is a beautiful ring.
00:53:50 I don't know why you have to always make
00:53:55 ...mother-daughter moments
00:53:59 Are your periods regular, darling?.
00:54:01 -Mother.
00:54:02 I was so irritable
00:54:05 I'm going to play more baseball games
00:54:08 -I don't know, sweetie.
00:54:12 -Jake.
00:54:15 -From Paul.
00:54:18 Does his mother know he speaks
00:54:20 Wait until I tell Horatio
00:54:24 You got any more surprises for me,
00:54:28 I don't think there's anything else.
00:54:37 Here they come now.
00:54:43 Well, I'm not used to being spoiled
00:54:48 More?. Oh, gee.
00:54:51 Oh, wow.
00:54:53 [READS NOTE]
00:54:58 Uh, never mind.
00:55:02 Ted, thanks so much.
00:55:06 Me too. I'll see you soon.
00:55:09 Bye.
00:55:12 Who died?.
00:55:15 So my assistant is making reservations,
00:55:18 -Where?.
00:55:20 Are you?. You hate Jersey.
00:55:23 It's Oscar Wilde. I can't resist.
00:55:26 May be our only chance to see it.
00:55:28 It's beneath you.
00:55:30 Did you see Puppetry of the Penis? I did.
00:55:34 Come on. Why not?.
00:55:37 Because....
00:55:39 -Because--
00:55:42 And I think you wanna go.
00:55:45 And I think you are a naughty girl.
00:55:51 You can't hide behind that ring.
00:55:57 You're totally wrong. I love Ted.
00:56:02 And I think it's you
00:56:05 Touché.
00:56:08 Come on. It'll be fun.
00:56:11 Besides, with you getting married,
00:56:21 WOMAN:
00:56:23 Go. Go!
00:56:27 [BOY CRYlNG]
00:56:31 Darling, you have no idea
00:56:35 -My God, that was perfect.
00:56:37 KlKl: You're great.
00:56:39 Excuse me. Excuse me!
00:56:42 Your son just pushed my boy
00:56:45 -Did not.
00:56:47 -Your son's a bully. He should be on a leash.
00:56:51 Whatever. Just keep better track of him.
00:56:56 Are you kidding me?. Your boy is fine.
00:56:59 -Watch him.
00:57:01 -You want me to watch him?.
00:57:06 -Mothers. They can be so overprotective.
00:57:10 JAKE: Paul.
00:57:13 -I'm on edge. I'm nervous about the play.
00:57:15 -You'll be great.
00:57:18 You'll be great.
00:57:22 -Jake?.
00:57:25 Jake?.
00:57:29 -Jake!
00:57:31 You don't ever do that again.
00:57:37 KlKl:
00:57:39 JAKE:
00:57:45 -Leave me alone. Unh!
00:57:50 KlKl: It's okay.
00:57:54 You all right?. Oh!
00:57:56 It's okay. It's okay. Ew.
00:58:00 It's okay.
00:58:03 Everything all right?. Are you all right?.
00:58:07 Oh, my poor baby.
00:58:09 Everything's fine, Ms. Davidson.
00:58:13 His tooth is loose, so you probably want
00:58:16 I'm gonna have a cool scar.
00:58:18 [ALL CHUCKLlNG]
00:58:20 What happened?.
00:58:23 I fell when Paul was chasing me.
00:58:26 -I'm sorry. It's all my fault.
00:58:30 JULlE: Paul was chasing you?.
00:58:32 It was an accident. He tripped.
00:58:35 Oh, well,
00:58:38 Maybe not be so distracted.
00:58:40 What were the two of you thinking?.
00:58:43 What was I thinking, trusting you?.
00:58:46 [KlKl SCOFFS]
00:58:47 Fine. This job is so not worth it.
00:58:52 And you?.
00:58:59 Does the tooth fairy come
00:59:04 I guess we'll have to find out.
00:59:11 So I fired her. I mean, I had to.
00:59:14 It could have been a lot worse.
00:59:16 Only problem is, I don't have time to--
00:59:21 Is there a chance you could pick him up
00:59:24 ...and spend some time with him?.
00:59:26 Yeah, I'd love to, but I got lunch
00:59:31 ...and Photoshop all afternoon...
00:59:33 ...and then my flight.
00:59:35 Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
00:59:38 My mom will do it, I'm sure.
00:59:43 Why don't you let me be your savior?.
00:59:46 [KNOCKlNG]
00:59:48 -Who's that?.
00:59:56 What are you--?.
01:00:00 -I'm sorry. Can I see him?.
01:00:02 -No. He's asleep.
01:00:06 -Who the hell was that?.
01:00:22 [WHlSPERlNG]
01:00:25 [WHlSPERlNG]
01:00:31 Um, Paul works with Kiki.
01:00:35 -They-- With Jake and Kiki.
01:00:49 Paul, this is Ted.
01:00:52 Ted, Paul.
01:00:54 -Hey.
01:01:03 Wow. Your work sounds incredible.
01:01:07 Yeah. It's always an adventure.
01:01:10 Tomorrow night, I'm heading off to China
01:01:16 So you've found it.
01:01:18 Well, it's pretty hard to miss.
01:01:22 They say you can see it from....
01:01:24 No. I meant flow. In your work.
01:01:29 Csikszentmihalyi.
01:01:33 Chick sent you where?. I'm sorry?.
01:01:37 [JULlE SlGHlNG]
01:01:42 She's great, isn't she?.
01:01:47 Yeah.
01:01:49 Yeah, she is.
01:01:55 [YAWNlNG]
01:01:59 Damn.
01:02:03 Missed the last train.
01:02:07 So where you sleeping?.
01:02:11 [PAUL GRUNTS]
01:02:15 I'll tell you what.
01:02:17 You can crash at my place.
01:02:20 She gets up too early anyhow.
01:02:22 I'll show you my book on Marco Polo.
01:02:36 Whoa!
01:02:40 Mommy, the tooth fairy
01:02:44 -What?.
01:02:48 Wow.
01:02:49 It's just like Paul's, Mommy.
01:02:55 Paul's not the tooth fairy.
01:02:58 Let's get ready to go to school.
01:03:05 JULlE:
01:03:06 Grandma's gonna pick you up
01:03:08 -Okay, I love you, Mommy.
01:03:10 Okay, bye.
01:03:16 PAUL:
01:03:19 ...I've admired you more than any girl
01:03:24 [AUDlENCE LAUGHlNG]
01:03:25 We live, as I hope you know, Mr. Worthing,
01:03:29 And my ideal has always been
01:03:35 There's something in that name
01:03:39 The moment Algernon mentioned to me
01:03:44 ...I knew I was destined to love you.
01:03:48 -Do you really love me, Gwendolyn?.
01:03:51 Oh, darling, you don't know
01:04:01 WOMAN 1 : I heard there's a great place to....
01:04:04 WOMAN 3:
01:04:08 WOMAN 4:
01:04:09 Hey! You made it.
01:04:12 -Oh, wow!
01:04:15 -You look great.
01:04:17 -Oh, I'm sorry. Okay.
01:04:21 -Really?. You know, I felt great.
01:04:24 It means so much to me you came.
01:04:26 Really. Very nice work.
01:04:29 STUART: Oh.
01:04:32 Hey, come with me to the cast party.
01:04:35 -It's at a bar across the street.
01:04:38 -Will there be warm beer and stale nuts?.
01:04:42 Julie, come on. How can you resist?.
01:04:45 [SlNGlNG "" LOVE lN VAlN""]
01:04:59 -Dance with me.
01:05:01 -Come on, it'll be a goof.
01:05:04 I'll dance.
01:05:06 -No. That's okay.
01:05:11 Go.
01:05:44 -Thank you. I really gotta be going now.
01:05:55 One song, okay?. Promise?.
01:05:58 One.
01:06:00 [BAND PLAYlNG A SLOW SONG]
01:06:03 -Oh, come on.
01:06:07 What are we, in junior high school?.
01:06:09 And by the way, where were you
01:06:14 Aww.
01:06:22 " I know you're lonely."
01:06:25 [SlNGlNG]
01:06:29 You know, it doesn't bother me.
01:06:32 -What?.
01:06:35 [JULlE SlGHS]
01:06:36 Hey, one dance.
01:06:39 You promised.
01:06:48 So, um, Jake like my DS?.
01:06:53 Yeah, but he thinks
01:06:55 [PAUL LAUGHlNG]
01:07:00 JULlE: Mm.
01:07:03 Just relax a little bit.
01:07:26 So, what's up with Jake's dad?.
01:07:30 He must have really hurt you.
01:07:34 What?. What?.
01:07:35 No. I just gotta go home.
01:07:46 [GAME BEEPlNG]
01:07:53 -Morning. Want some coffee?.
01:07:58 Maybe some coffee will help.
01:08:01 Jake, darling, will you leave Mommy
01:08:09 I love Jake.
01:08:13 But I can't keep this up,
01:08:16 I have my own life.
01:08:18 -I know, Mom. It's just temporary.
01:08:22 -I can't keep running around--
01:08:24 I'm working on it.
01:08:27 You need a husband.
01:08:31 That ring on your finger,
01:08:36 I'm going to take a shower,
01:08:41 Okay?.
01:08:48 [SlGHS]
01:08:51 [KNOCKS]
01:09:00 -What are you doing here?.
01:09:05 I just wanna make sure we're okay.
01:09:07 We're fine, okay?. You need to leave.
01:09:12 JAKE: Paul, hey.
01:09:15 Look, I got up to the next level.
01:09:17 Oh, cool. Let me see.
01:09:19 -You gonna pick me up from school today?.
01:09:22 -Can't Paul?.
01:09:26 Hey, Paul, you wanna be my new nanny?.
01:09:30 -Paul's very busy with the play. He can't.
01:09:34 No. Absolutely not.
01:09:36 -Why?.
01:09:40 -I mean, you being Jake's nanny?.
01:09:45 Who else you got?.
01:09:50 -This is insane.
01:09:52 PAUL:
01:09:53 MONA: Darling, did I leave
01:09:56 No, Mom, I don't know where they are.
01:09:58 Okay, fine, whatever.
01:10:01 Just go, come on. Go. Now.
01:10:07 Okay, we gotta leave in seven minutes
01:10:09 Paul left his backpack, Mommy.
01:10:13 Paul?.
01:10:14 Uh, Jake's foul-mouthed friend.
01:10:18 That's quite a big backpack for a little boy
01:10:22 I hope you're not sending him to school
01:10:26 He'll have a back like mine.
01:10:28 JAKE:
01:10:32 He's not?.
01:10:34 Not relative to Jake, of course.
01:10:37 I'd like to meet this Paul.
01:10:39 -Sure, Mom. I gotta go.
01:10:44 Your son needs a father, not a nanny.
01:10:48 Okay, Mom.
01:11:07 [SlGHS]
01:11:19 [BELL RlNGS]
01:11:24 -Hey, Paul.
01:11:27 -Look, you gotta see my tattoo.
01:11:30 JAKE: Look at his, Horatio.
01:11:33 Hi.
01:11:35 Hey, I'll race you to the front.
01:11:38 [JAKE LAUGHlNG]
01:11:44 [PAUL LAUGHlNG]
01:12:07 [PAUL MAKlNG KUNG FU NOlSES]
01:12:19 PAUL:
01:12:23 I thought I might find you two here.
01:12:26 -Mommy.
01:12:28 [JULlE LAUGHlNG]
01:12:30 What a great surprise.
01:12:35 JULlE: For what?.
01:12:38 JULlE:
01:12:40 [ALL LAUGHlNG]
01:12:53 JULlE: Nice.
01:12:57 Nice catch, Mommy.
01:13:07 [JAKE LAUGHlNG]
01:13:11 JAKE:
01:13:17 I see. You look good there.
01:13:23 JULlE:
01:13:30 JAKE:
01:13:39 -That was really fun today, Mommy.
01:13:44 -I love you, Mommy.
01:14:02 -ls he already out?.
01:14:05 -He really had a great time.
01:14:12 Did you?.
01:14:32 Have a good show tonight.
01:14:36 So I'll pick him up tomorrow, 3:00?.
01:14:40 Mm. Sure.
01:14:56 [SlGHS]
01:15:06 A View From the Bridge...
01:15:07 ...marking the triumphant Broadway return
01:15:11 --Jude Law.
01:15:15 Excuse me. I just said, Jude Law.
01:15:20 I'll take that as a no.
01:15:22 Stuart, I'm in way over my head.
01:15:26 I'm at my best
01:15:29 -I'm not talking about work.
01:15:34 Oh, my poor dear, sweet, beautiful,
01:15:41 Monogamy is merely anachronistic
01:15:47 Maybe so,
01:15:51 Besides, there's no ""-ogomy"" going on.
01:15:54 Seriously, though.
01:15:57 What's best for Jake has to include
01:16:04 Jake. Ha-ha.
01:16:07 STUART:
01:16:09 Guess what. I just got hired
01:16:13 -You did?.
01:16:15 STUART:
01:16:17 I know. I leave Friday.
01:16:20 Wow.
01:16:22 Boston. That's a step up
01:16:26 -lt certainly is.
01:16:29 -See you later.
01:16:36 ""Step up from Weehawken.""
01:16:47 I'm worried about the Yankees.
01:16:49 You think they'll make it
01:16:51 I sure hope so, man.
01:16:53 You can watch it with me.
01:16:55 I bet I can talk Mommy
01:16:58 Oh, man, you can't talk her into that.
01:17:01 I wish you could be my daddy
01:17:06 Your mom is marrying Ted?.
01:17:11 Jake, it's Grandma.
01:17:15 Grandma. Jake.
01:17:18 Jake, where are you?.
01:17:19 -Hi, Grandma.
01:17:24 -Who are you?.
01:17:26 Paul?. Do I know you?.
01:17:30 Paul. Paul. Where have I heard
01:17:33 -You have a friend--
01:17:36 Nanny?.
01:17:38 Julie never tells me anything. I don't
01:17:42 I'm not even sure
01:17:46 Perhaps I'm not the only one
01:17:50 Come on, Paul.
01:17:52 PAUL:
01:17:54 -He seems very attached to you.
01:17:57 -You went to Williams?.
01:18:00 You know, Jake's biological father
01:18:03 -His what?.
01:18:05 He would be about your age.
01:18:07 -Late 20s?.
01:18:09 The D-O-N-O-R.
01:18:22 Hey, sorry I'm late.
01:18:26 What's the matter?.
01:18:28 -Where is Jake?.
01:18:34 Were you ever gonna tell me?.
01:18:41 I mean, you-- You weren't, were you?.
01:18:47 Paul.
01:19:16 Hey, slugger, how you doing?.
01:19:19 Know what time it is?.
01:19:21 -What time?.
01:19:24 Go get a book
01:19:26 I don't wanna take a bath.
01:19:28 Jake, you have to, please.
01:19:30 No, I'm not dirty.
01:19:33 Jake, you didn't take a bath yesterday.
01:19:36 -Did so.
01:19:38 Listen to your mother. Now.
01:19:46 -Mom, what did you do?.
01:19:50 Take a look in the mirror
01:19:54 So you think you can reinvent
01:19:59 -What wheel?. There's no wheel.
01:20:04 I don't care how you did it or why.
01:20:06 You were incredibly selfish...
01:20:09 ...when you decided to bring
01:20:12 But you gave me a beautiful grandson,
01:20:17 But you....
01:20:19 Motherhood is selfless.
01:20:23 You may not approve
01:20:26 ...but you didn't see me run off
01:20:30 Children come first.
01:20:32 Please, Mom. Being a good mother
01:20:35 It's not a punishment nor a badge of honor.
01:20:40 And nothing is more important to me
01:20:44 Nothing.
01:20:53 This is about you. What is this?.
01:20:57 A column or a resignation?.
01:21:01 Both.
01:21:03 Jeez, who am I to write about choices
01:21:08 I'm a bad person, okay?.
01:21:11 Aren't we being a tad dramatic?.
01:21:13 A, I knowingly bring a child
01:21:16 B, I cross the line, break the law
01:21:20 And C, I end up falling for the guy
01:21:24 ...while another man is asking me
01:21:26 I mean, who does that?.
01:21:29 Have you read this rag that we write for?.
01:21:31 I'm not saying you made
01:21:34 ...but its pages are filled with people
01:21:38 Frankly, that's why I read it.
01:21:40 It's comforting.
01:21:45 I just need to simplify my life.
01:21:49 Learn from my mistakes.
01:21:54 When I'm finished with the book tour,
01:21:57 ...and I'm going to freelance,
01:22:04 [SlGHS]
01:22:13 [SOOTHlNG MUSlC PLAYlNG]
01:22:30 Hey.
01:22:33 -Aw. I missed you so much.
01:22:37 Hey, I found this amazing little temple
01:22:41 ...where we could have
01:22:44 -lt could be so beautiful.
01:22:48 And how would my friends get here?.
01:22:50 We could just throw another party here.
01:22:52 We could let your mother throw one.
01:22:55 Let her have her glory. And I spoke to my
01:22:59 -I'm thinking Thailand.
01:23:01 Yeah, it's beautiful this time of year.
01:23:04 And I spoke with my friend
01:23:09 Jake's as good as in.
01:23:13 Wow, you've taken care of everything,
01:23:16 Well, I just wanna show you
01:23:24 What's the matter?.
01:23:30 Ted, I can't do this. I can't marry you.
01:23:33 I love you. I do. But l--
01:23:36 I can't.
01:23:39 Why not?. I mean, I'm talking
01:23:44 And you would be miserable.
01:23:45 You don't know that.
01:23:48 -I thought this was what you wanted.
01:23:52 -Why?. I mean, is there someone else?.
01:23:57 Well, what?. Christ, Julie.
01:24:02 You gotta let someone in.
01:24:05 I know.
01:24:08 This isn't easy for me either,
01:24:13 You know, I think you and l, we're so good
01:24:19 You're probably right.
01:24:27 Oh, come on. Come on, Julie.
01:24:34 You keep it.
01:24:57 [BELL RlNGS]
01:25:11 -Jake!
01:25:14 Mommy took the afternoon off.
01:25:18 He was gonna teach me to spitball.
01:25:21 Well, Paul is not gonna be
01:25:24 -Why, Mommy?.
01:25:27 -He said he'd be here today.
01:25:30 I know. It's not his fault but he got a job
01:25:36 But Mommy is gonna find you
01:25:40 -What about that?.
01:25:43 Well, I'm sorry.
01:25:46 Jake! Jake.
01:25:48 Jake, you stop!
01:25:51 [MUSlC PLAYlNG]
01:26:18 Jake, what are you doing?.
01:26:20 Turn this music down.
01:26:24 Oh, my God. You killed her.
01:26:27 She's just pretending.
01:26:35 Is it time to go home yet?.
01:26:38 Yes. It's time to go home.
01:26:51 Mom, it's me.
01:26:53 I need your help.
01:27:01 I miss Paul, Mommy.
01:27:04 Me too.
01:27:21 Come with Grandma, darling.
01:27:23 -Grandma, did you get cable yet?.
01:27:29 You've got those, dear?.
01:27:31 -Thanks, Ma, for doing this.
01:27:35 ...when you finish your tour...
01:27:37 ...why don't you take a leave of absence
01:27:42 I can't quit.
01:27:44 Jake, you and Grandma
01:27:48 ...while Mommy's working.
01:27:53 JULlE: "--prepared to close the door
01:27:55 He looked around the room,
01:27:59 ...to realize that it was time to leave."
01:28:02 Thank you.
01:28:11 Hey, mwah, thanks for coming.
01:28:14 I'm so glad we start with Manhattan,
01:28:17 Nonsense. You're great.
01:28:20 -That's because they don't know me. Hey.
01:28:23 But what a zoo. I almost came to blows
01:28:27 And she was a real bruiser.
01:28:29 [ARTlE CHUCKLlNG]
01:28:31 -I hope you were fighting over my book.
01:28:34 Artie, this is a very good friend of mine,
01:28:37 Nice to meet you.
01:28:39 Not at all. Nice to meet you.
01:28:41 I'm sorry, I'm half asleep. I stayed up
01:28:46 -Me too. I'm a sucker for Austen.
01:28:50 Very pretty eyes. Very pretty eyes.
01:28:56 -Everything going all right?.
01:29:00 Just checking.
01:29:04 Yes, of course.
01:29:05 Jake, come talk to your mother.
01:29:09 So I hear Artie came to the reading.
01:29:12 How did you find...?.
01:29:15 Yeah, it was sweet of him.
01:29:17 -Good catch, eh?.
01:29:21 MONA:
01:29:23 Boston. Two readings.
01:29:26 -Boston.
01:29:28 Julie.
01:29:30 -Yes, Mom.
01:29:35 -Mom, l--
01:29:37 Listen to your mother for once.
01:29:42 Talk to your mother.
01:29:45 Mommy.
01:29:54 [SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]
01:30:51 JULlE: Excuse me.
01:30:54 -ls Paul Cooper around?.
01:30:58 Julie Davidson
01:31:01 One moment.
01:31:04 Hey, wait.
01:31:06 Yeah.
01:31:08 Um....
01:31:12 Could you tell him...?.
01:31:15 This is much harder
01:31:18 If you want comp tickets,
01:31:23 It's not that. Um....
01:31:27 Thanks anyway.
01:31:47 WAlTRESS: Hi, what can I get you?.
01:31:50 WAlTRESS: Sure, I'll be right back.
01:32:05 PAUL:
01:32:07 Mind if I join?.
01:32:12 You an angel or something?.
01:32:16 Hardly.
01:32:23 So, uh, how's Jake?.
01:32:29 He misses you. Bad.
01:32:35 So do l.
01:32:38 I miss him too.
01:32:41 And you.
01:32:47 [SlGHS]
01:32:49 Paul, I didn't mean to betray you.
01:32:53 I-- I just....
01:32:55 I wanted to know you.
01:32:58 For Jake, at first.
01:33:02 And later, for me.
01:33:05 It was wrong...
01:33:08 ...and I've been trying to find a way
01:33:12 ...and nothing's good enough.
01:33:18 Some writer, huh?.
01:33:26 So, what do we do now?.
01:34:27 Translation done by DBAZ '07