Moving McAllister

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00:00:34 My niece is a basket case,
00:00:38 She wants to be an actress.
00:00:41 Hmm..
00:00:42 Savannah, Georgia.
00:00:45 Flying won't work.
00:00:46 There's a pet,
00:00:48 and I have a crate full
00:00:52 Miami to L.A.
00:00:54 Get an intern, they've
00:00:58 No, we need someone
00:01:03 a real kiss-ass
00:02:30 Hello, Mr. Ragstan, beautiful
00:02:35 Can you check yourselves
00:02:37 Hi. How are you doing?
00:02:40 That's it.
00:02:43 "Whereas conduct is
00:02:50 Keep reading,
00:02:53 Hey! I need 50 copies of
00:02:58 Thanks, Mr.Thompson, I can stay
00:03:01 I like that tie, I do.
00:03:06 All this work for what, Rick?
00:03:09 No Carl. So I can end
00:03:12 and be a
00:03:16 Just gotta get my
00:03:18 Maxwell McAllister, huh?
00:03:20 That's someone you want to
00:03:22 Eighty hours a week and an ulcer
00:03:25 Well, see you in
00:03:28 As for me,
00:03:30 I'm out of here.
00:03:33 It's only 4:20.
00:03:35 Exactly.
00:04:59 Don't you think it's
00:05:03 Just make a
00:05:05 Look, I'm losing you.
00:05:07 Bye.
00:05:20 Thanks.
00:05:24 I just love
00:05:28 Great firm, sir.
00:05:35 Yeah.
00:05:37 And if-if there's
00:05:41 anything you need,
00:05:44 I'm moving a few
00:05:47 I could use
00:05:50 Yeah, I can move. I just--
00:05:54 I'm wondering if I should
00:05:57 She's very beautiful.
00:06:00 Means the world to me.
00:06:04 I don't think
00:06:06 She's a bit of a talker.
00:06:08 And between you and me,
00:06:13 You know what I mean?
00:06:14 Yeah.
00:06:16 I mean, no, no.
00:06:18 If you touch her,
00:06:23 8:00 am sharp,
00:06:26 Keep the
00:06:28 See you
00:06:30 Oh. Oh, can
00:07:08 "A truck is waiting at
00:07:10 "Pick up my niece
00:07:14 I expect change."
00:07:16 Inhale, step your foot
00:07:19 Exhale, chadaranga.
00:07:21 Inhale, pull forward and up.
00:07:25 Exhale, hips to the sky.
00:07:27 Five deep breaths.
00:07:43 What is it?
00:07:44 Carl, I need a number
00:07:46 I've never even
00:07:49 Cell phones are not
00:07:51 My wife just had
00:07:54 I'm so sorry.
00:07:55 Yeah, you should be.
00:07:58 Go do your thing.
00:08:02 Carl, he wants me
00:08:05 I'm supposed to
00:08:07 This is going to ruin
00:08:09 Ooh, Savannah.
00:08:13 Does she have
00:08:15 Look, the Bar's in four days.
00:08:19 Rick, this is what
00:08:22 No, it's not.
00:08:23 You bet it is. It's your
00:08:26 that you've got what it takes
00:08:28 You really think so?
00:08:31 Rick, you're taxing me.
00:08:34 Now are you going to
00:08:35 Look, he said he--
00:08:38 He said, and I quote,
00:08:40 "If you touch her, I will
00:08:43 He wrote that down.
00:08:46 This is so hot.
00:08:48 I got an exam to
00:08:50 Will you please
00:08:51 Rick, I ask you
00:08:54 will you take
00:08:55 We're going to drive
00:08:57 That's like three days.
00:08:59 We're not
00:09:00 You're with a girl.
00:09:01 Well,
00:09:03 Nah-uh.
00:09:04 We're not.
00:09:14 An additional 35 cents per mile
00:09:17 Whaddya think, we're
00:09:20 Next!
00:09:28 Hi, Margery.
00:09:32 I have a reservation
00:09:36 Maxwell McAllister?
00:09:37 I need a destination zip.
00:09:43 90212.
00:09:45 Miami to Los Angeles.
00:09:48 That will be $35.95 a day,
00:09:51 I'll give you five days
00:09:54 - Three.
00:09:56 Three days. I'll be
00:09:59 2,438 at 90 cents a mile,
00:10:06 See, he gave me 300 bucks.
00:10:08 You want the truck
00:10:09 It's the last one left.
00:10:16 Can you put the
00:10:18 I can put the whole
00:10:21 Good, because that's
00:10:24 Passenger door sticks,
00:10:28 I was wondering if
00:11:31 Hello?
00:11:47 Hello?
00:11:50 Michelle?
00:11:51 Is everyone decent?
00:12:16 Hey, you must be Rick.
00:12:18 Yeah.
00:12:19 I'm Michelle, these are
00:12:21 Roommates, I'd like
00:12:23 We're having a little
00:12:25 Nice, but we really
00:12:33 Here. I made
00:12:36 Thanks.
00:12:39 Drink it.
00:12:40 It's made from
00:12:47 It's delicious.
00:12:49 Rick, have a seat.
00:12:50 Okay, but we really
00:12:54 Okay.
00:12:58 I'm going to fall
00:13:00 Wait, is my wing on fire?
00:14:18 As manager of McAllister,
00:14:19 Morganstern and Raphael,
00:14:22 I'm looking for two things
00:14:25 his swing,
00:14:28 and his endgame.
00:14:40 Another hole-in-one.
00:14:43 I don't know if
00:14:46 You know?
00:14:52 Your mom says go home.
00:15:05 Hey.
00:15:07 Is that it?
00:15:09 Please tell me
00:15:11 What? This?
00:15:13 Aww, this is Dorothy.
00:15:16 Say hi!
00:15:19 Hi. Oh, I love you.
00:15:27 We're going to have
00:15:30 You're mad, aren't you?
00:15:32 Look, I'm not exactly sure
00:15:35 but I have to be back
00:15:38 to take the Bar Exam.
00:15:39 My career-- my entire life
00:15:42 hangs in the balance.
00:15:43 We are driving
00:15:48 Now, at an average
00:15:50 that's 50 hours and 14
00:15:53 We have contingency hours
00:15:56 but thanks to you
00:15:58 some of those are gone now.
00:15:59 How about laughing, huh?
00:16:01 Do we have any time
00:16:03 I just wanna know just
00:16:08 Where are you from?
00:16:10 Wichita, Kansas.
00:16:12 Does your family still
00:16:13 Yeah.
00:16:15 We should stop by and say hi.
00:16:18 It's not even remotely
00:16:22 I can see why
00:16:24 Really?
00:16:25 Mmm-hmm.
00:16:26 You make a great
00:16:38 I'll drive the next shift.
00:16:40 You're not on the insurance.
00:16:42 I'm driving straight through.
00:16:45 And no drinks.
00:16:47 So he gives me this look in
00:16:50 Like he's gonna take me
00:16:52 He's got a Sunfire.
00:16:54 You know what I'm saying?
00:16:56 So I told him I...I said...
00:17:00 Oh man.
00:17:03 You see her?
00:17:11 Gas and whatever she's got.
00:17:13 Well, what she got?
00:17:15 I dunno.
00:17:16 Well, y'all
00:17:19 No.
00:17:20 You can hold a
00:17:22 You can hold crawdads, whatever
00:17:23 They're real good mugs y'know,
00:17:26 free refills on every
00:17:30 Heck, before you say no,
00:17:34 So durable.
00:17:39 You made me wreck
00:17:40 We want the mug.
00:17:43 You want a mug?
00:17:45 Oh great. Well,
00:17:48 Watcha doin' hanging out
00:17:51 when you could be
00:17:54 Just kidding you, boy!
00:17:55 My God, you see
00:17:58 Could I have my mug?
00:18:00 Oh yeah, hold on.
00:18:04 For the kids.
00:18:05 For the kids.
00:18:06 Here you go, sweetheart.
00:18:07 Fill 'er up.
00:18:09 You owe me for my mug.
00:18:12 That's $3.99.
00:18:19 And I'm giving this
00:18:36 Oh, Dorothy!
00:18:38 Nice try, Michelle.
00:18:45 So why Los Angeles?
00:18:48 I'm an actor.
00:18:51 Doesn't L.A. have
00:18:55 No, they called while
00:18:59 Oh, oh wait, doesn't Miami
00:19:03 I have to pee.
00:19:06 Okay, well, we got a stop
00:19:10 Uh-uh. I can't wait that long.
00:19:13 Do the kegel thing.
00:19:15 What? I am poisoning myself.
00:19:18 Right now.
00:19:19 You know, forget it.
00:19:24 What are you doing?
00:19:26 No, no, no, no! Uh-uh.
00:19:41 Time's up. Let's go!
00:19:47 Okay. Ugh. Ugh!
00:19:52 Is that it?
00:19:53 Yeah, I peed.
00:19:55 Close the door.
00:20:08 Come on, come on. No!
00:20:09 Hi, Margery, it's Rick.
00:20:12 The truck broke.
00:20:14 I think it's the engine.
00:20:16 I'm not really a car guy.
00:20:19 Call back if you get this.
00:20:35 I'm going this way.
00:20:41 I'll bet someone comes
00:20:44 I doubt it.
00:20:45 You're not going
00:20:47 Then you'll have to
00:20:54 This is ridiculous.
00:20:56 These are the kind of
00:21:02 You okay?
00:21:03 Hello?
00:21:04 Yeah.
00:21:06 It's Carl.
00:21:08 He's my fat friend.
00:21:10 Hey buddy, I was just wondering
00:21:13 Carl, I'm in the
00:21:16 When are you
00:21:18 I'm moving McAllister's
00:21:20 L.A.?
00:21:21 What? I thought I told
00:21:23 You talked me into it.
00:21:25 No, no, buddy, I wouldn't
00:21:27 You said it was
00:21:29 Now come on over here
00:21:32 I'm in a different state.
00:21:34 Carl, help!
00:21:35 Is that her?
00:21:37 Yeah.
00:21:38 Is she hot?
00:21:40 I gotta go.
00:21:41 Okay, Rick, if she's hot,
00:21:44 If she's not, say
00:21:46 Wait, wait, wait.
00:21:47 Wait, no no. If she's hot,
00:21:50 If she's not...
00:21:52 Did you give it to her?
00:21:54 What did he say?
00:21:56 He said hi.
00:21:58 Oh, this is so spooky.
00:22:00 Do you have to go
00:22:03 Can't I drop you
00:22:05 Like here?
00:22:14 Oh, look, civilization.
00:22:17 Maybe we should
00:22:20 Shouldn't we try
00:22:22 What makes you think these
00:22:24 Well, if they can't, then
00:22:27 Here.
00:22:29 What if we end up
00:22:31 Oh, what are
00:22:33 Don't move or
00:22:37 You like that?
00:22:39 Huh? Huh?
00:22:42 Tomek! You put down
00:22:45 Here, take the baby.
00:22:49 I said, put down the knife.
00:22:51 I was only kidding.
00:22:54 Git!
00:23:01 It's alright, baby.
00:23:03 Nice pig. Come on.
00:23:08 Watch out for my laundry.
00:23:12 We got us an antenna
00:23:15 Picks up all kinds of shows.
00:23:16 You know that I missed
00:23:19 Marlena was a-killin'
00:23:22 But then I found out
00:23:23 I can't tell you
00:23:26 I feel like
00:23:28 Don't be ridiculous.
00:23:30 right after you've had
00:23:32 Oh, he's sorry. He was just
00:23:35 Yes, you were.
00:23:37 Have some.
00:23:39 Oh, he likes you.
00:23:44 So, um, does
00:23:47 Of course it does,
00:23:51 There ain't nothing
00:23:59 Y'all got your suits?
00:24:01 Oh, I don't need mine.
00:24:12 I wear my skin suit.
00:24:16 Lord, I better
00:24:18 Kids! Get on
00:24:21 We keep the tub real natural,
00:24:24 Kills the skin, y'know.
00:24:27 You kids shut up
00:24:30 This is alone time.
00:24:35 There is nothing on.
00:24:39 Mikey, be careful
00:24:40 We are not changing the water
00:24:43 I'm about
00:24:46 Mikey, look!
00:24:48 Lifetimes of
00:24:51 Look at that!
00:24:53 There is a pool
00:24:56 Honey, we are getting
00:24:59 Them kids are awful quiet.
00:25:03 Rick, where are your clothes?
00:25:10 It's your turn
00:25:12 Tomek!
00:25:15 It's warm.
00:25:18 I fixed your truck.
00:25:20 Are you okay?
00:25:23 You look like dook.
00:25:37 They were really nice.
00:25:39 Nice nothing, they
00:25:43 They have good taste.
00:25:48 Hey, you know,
00:25:50 Nope.
00:25:52 Well, then why don't you
00:25:55 'Cause we don't
00:25:57 What's this?
00:26:00 It's an energy drink.
00:26:02 Yeah?
00:26:04 What's in it?
00:26:06 Fruits, vegetables,
00:26:10 Yeah?
00:26:12 Antioxidants,
00:26:15 Have some.
00:26:17 Maybe later.
00:26:19 Maybe now?
00:26:21 Maybe you should
00:26:23 Maybe you should
00:26:25 Here.
00:26:30 Mmm, tasty.
00:27:04 Rick! What is
00:27:08 Rick!
00:27:09 You gotta come see this!
00:27:18 Rick?
00:27:21 Somebody help.
00:27:23 Help!
00:27:27 I'm going to break every
00:27:31 He's not breathing.
00:27:33 The ruffles are
00:27:36 Or maybe you should give him
00:27:38 Grab his ankles.
00:27:40 Oh no, now his belt is stuck.
00:27:43 Does he have an inny
00:27:45 Get the door!
00:27:50 Open it.
00:27:53 Why is He-Man the guardian
00:27:56 The architecture is clearly
00:27:59 It just-- it just
00:28:25 Stellar résumé, kid.
00:28:27 What font is this?
00:28:29 Cyrillic bold?
00:28:30 Yeah.
00:28:34 I want to offer you
00:28:37 I want to start you off
00:28:41 How's partner sound?
00:28:43 Sounds great, sir.
00:28:45 I'm gonna write
00:28:47 you tell me if you
00:28:49 and then I'll tell you
00:28:53 Now clench those cheeks.
00:28:55 Come on!
00:28:57 Clench them tight.
00:28:58 Sir?
00:29:00 Squeeze them. Hard.
00:29:03 One two, one two.
00:29:04 Feel it in the butt.
00:29:06 Right in the glutes.
00:29:07 Take the glutes
00:29:08 You need to feel it there.
00:29:10 When it's burning
00:29:12 If you're not burning,
00:29:15 One two, one two.
00:29:18 Good. Excellent.
00:29:20 Excellent. Okay.
00:29:22 We're gonna move on
00:29:45 Oh, it's cold.
00:29:46 Whoa! Wait! Wait!
00:29:48 Calm down!
00:29:49 Everything's
00:29:51 Why am I naked
00:29:52 Because he saved
00:29:53 Yeah, that's right.
00:29:54 I saved your life, man.
00:29:56 Here,
00:30:02 You got knocked unconscious
00:30:06 See, Orlie
00:30:08 and he heard me
00:30:09 Who?
00:30:10 Orlie.
00:30:11 Short for Orlick.
00:30:13 Orlick Prescott Hope.
00:30:15 Pleased to meet you.
00:30:19 Anyways, we had
00:30:21 to the nearest motel we
00:30:41 If you two will excuse me,
00:30:42 I gotta go return a favor
00:30:46 Okay, we gotta go now.
00:30:48 See, I kinda told him
00:30:51 We don't have time.
00:30:53 But he's on the way.
00:30:55 Look, I appreciate
00:30:58 We can give him
00:31:01 but he can't come with us.
00:31:02 Please?
00:31:03 Please?
00:31:05 No, I don't.
00:31:06 Will you please--
00:31:07 How about now?
00:31:09 Yeah?
00:31:11 Okay.
00:31:13 Yeah.
00:31:14 Ah!
00:31:18 I know.
00:31:22 Say hi
00:31:24 I have a deep spiritual
00:31:27 You'll love Rick.
00:31:29 Come on, little one.
00:31:38 Shotgun!
00:31:41 Rick, we are we?
00:31:45 In ancient times,
00:31:46 the gods looked
00:31:47 jealous of their mortality.
00:31:50 Humankind strove to evoke
00:31:53 The smoke of the flaming
00:31:56 as a billowing
00:32:05 Orlie. Orlie!
00:32:06 Get off!
00:32:09 Jeez.
00:32:10 As a token of goodwill,
00:32:11 I ask the gods to bless
00:32:14 and my two new friends,
00:32:16 that they may find
00:32:18 Amen.
00:32:19 So what, did you join
00:32:22 I'm a shaman of the
00:32:31 I'm sorry--
00:32:33 You don't look like any
00:32:35 Don't mind him.
00:32:36 Your spirituality
00:32:39 Rick just has this
00:32:41 of tearing down
00:32:42 He's just upset
00:32:45 and a succession
00:32:47 Really?
00:32:49 That's terrible.
00:32:50 You know what?
00:32:52 The fact is, that
00:32:53 I've set out
00:32:54 That bothers people.
00:32:57 Who wants to play
00:32:58 I do.
00:33:01 You guys go ahead.
00:33:03 Okay...A.
00:33:09 Ah, a tree.
00:33:11 Good one.
00:33:13 Okay...B.
00:33:15 B.
00:33:20 Big sign.
00:33:23 Double high five.
00:33:25 Okay.
00:33:26 Okay...C.
00:33:27 C, c--
00:33:29 Oh, I know.
00:33:30 Can we get
00:33:32 Yeah, that
00:33:35 Can you get me a veggie
00:33:40 Ooh, and a cherry
00:33:42 Thank you.
00:33:43 Wow, that sounds
00:33:46 This is embarrassing,
00:33:48 but I'm a little
00:33:52 I did save your life, man.
00:33:54 Fine.
00:33:56 Hundredfold, brother.
00:34:02 Will you stop hitting me,
00:34:04 You know, you and Michelle
00:34:06 We're not dating.
00:34:07 Good, 'cause I think
00:34:10 Hey, let's see what
00:34:12 No.
00:34:16 Don't hit people
00:34:18 Especially--
00:34:19 It's a toy, man!
00:34:20 Yeah, it's a toy.
00:34:22 Get over it.
00:34:23 You have exactly
00:34:26 Why would you even do that
00:34:29 He's Japanese.
00:34:31 You can't just pick
00:34:34 Okay, stop talking.
00:34:35 My dad's gonna
00:34:39 Dream on, kid.
00:34:41 Okay? He took you and
00:34:44 Is that so?
00:34:46 No, it's--
00:34:49 Let's go then.
00:34:55 Scram, it's not
00:34:59 He was pretty tough
00:35:07 So, Orlie,
00:35:09 My physical being
00:35:12 And your spiritual?
00:35:16 I'm what they classify
00:35:20 In lay terms
00:35:22 No way.
00:35:23 Yeah.
00:35:24 See, what happened is,
00:35:26 when my original body died,
00:35:28 the spirit got all freaky
00:35:29 and crossed paths
00:35:30 Now they have my body
00:35:34 Happens quite
00:35:35 That's crazy.
00:35:36 Yeah.
00:35:38 Spent the last four years
00:35:40 who doesn't really fit
00:35:46 You're Indian.
00:35:47 That totally makes sense.
00:35:49 Native American.
00:35:50 I'm sorry.
00:35:51 Isn't that amazing?
00:35:53 Unbelievable.
00:35:57 What's your story?
00:35:58 You don't seem
00:36:01 That's what
00:36:02 You should take
00:36:05 I'll bet you're yellow.
00:36:06 No, no, he's blue.
00:36:08 Give me your palm.
00:36:12 Wow, check out
00:36:15 What?
00:36:17 What's the point?
00:36:19 Well, it shows you where you've
00:36:21 and without that,
00:36:23 Like navel lint.
00:36:24 Nobody knows where
00:36:25 It comes from clothes.
00:36:27 That's not the point.
00:36:28 It might.
00:36:30 You know that
00:36:31 Yeah.
00:36:33 I'm pretty sure.
00:36:35 Okay, not
00:36:37 but 99.9--
00:36:38 See?
00:36:39 See what?
00:36:41 Here.
00:36:42 Make a wish.
00:36:49 Okay, I hate to beat
00:36:51 because I hate complainers
00:36:52 and I understand that
00:36:54 the meal might once again
00:36:58 but I for one am willing
00:37:03 Oh, please, Rick?
00:37:06 But we're--
00:37:08 You owe me a Reuben!
00:37:14 Please, please.
00:37:16 but we're--
00:37:18 What's he doing?
00:37:19 Orlie!
00:37:20 You're killing him!
00:37:22 Orlie!
00:37:23 We're not stopping!
00:37:26 Every minute we spend here
00:37:27 is a minute not spent
00:37:31 Rick, that is a spiffy
00:37:34 Can I see
00:37:45 I'll get a better one when
00:37:48 Oops.
00:37:50 She put it in her boobs.
00:37:53 Shelly says you live
00:37:55 Are we stopping?
00:37:56 No.
00:37:58 Can you please wipe
00:38:00 I'll give it back to you when
00:38:03 You visit often?
00:38:04 Not lately.
00:38:05 Do you have
00:38:06 Huh! No.
00:38:07 He's keeping himself
00:38:08 for McAllister, Morganstern
00:38:14 What about her?
00:38:17 She's working.
00:38:18 You could totally
00:38:21 She probably thinks
00:38:30 Taken care of.
00:38:32 I dare you.
00:38:33 I double dog dare
00:38:38 Fine.
00:38:41 Watch this.
00:38:51 Hello-- Ahem.
00:38:53 I'm not with her,
00:38:57 I just wanted to say hi,
00:38:59 Oh...well, hi.
00:39:02 Hello.
00:39:27 You know,
00:39:30 Yeah, I think
00:39:36 look for some stuff.
00:39:53 # I called out your name #
00:40:02 # In a mystic dream
00:40:08 Don't force it.
00:40:14 Here.
00:40:22 Want a scrub down?
00:40:23 No, thanks.
00:40:31 Can I get a small favor?
00:40:32 I'm-- I'm a little
00:40:37 Shelly's right,
00:40:42 Okay, what is it?
00:40:46 Can't reach it.
00:40:47 Rubs real hard.
00:40:51 Maybe you should get
00:40:53 No way!
00:40:55 Have you ever had a bimple?
00:40:56 A what?
00:40:57 A back pimple.
00:40:58 Or a butt pimple.
00:41:00 I already taken care
00:41:01 Yeah, I have, but--
00:41:04 Well, girls
00:41:05 She'd think it's gross.
00:41:06 It is gross.
00:41:09 I don't know what to do.
00:41:10 I can't function anymore.
00:41:11 It's all I think about.
00:41:12 I can't fit
00:41:14 They go away.
00:41:16 Release me!
00:41:19 Please do it.
00:41:22 Please.
00:41:23 Come on, do it!
00:41:25 I can't.
00:41:26 Just poke the bimple.
00:41:27 It's gross.
00:41:28 Give him hell.
00:41:30 Look, one fell swoop.
00:41:33 Okay?
00:41:36 I'm ready.
00:41:41 Do it.
00:41:54 My brother!
00:41:59 I feel warm.
00:42:07 Wait, where's Orlie?
00:42:08 He wanted to stay here.
00:42:26 You know, I wish I would
00:42:30 Yeah, well, he told me that
00:42:33 for him because he was
00:42:38 He was in a hurry.
00:42:44 You left him,
00:42:49 Yeah, I did.
00:42:51 Between the retainer
00:42:54 I just couldn't
00:42:56 You could have asked me.
00:42:58 You said he could go!
00:43:00 I didn't have
00:43:02 Oh my-- you are
00:43:05 Me?
00:43:07 Oh ho ho ho ho.
00:43:09 Oh, whatever!
00:43:10 You're crazy!
00:43:13 I'm crazy not talking
00:43:17 Really?
00:43:18 Serious?
00:43:20 Well, finally!
00:43:27 # She's such a lovely
00:43:32 # She makes you happy
00:43:37 # Condensation really pays #
00:43:42 # When she makes you
00:43:45 Can she please
00:43:47 # Like the blue sky #
00:43:49 Good girl, Dorothy.
00:43:50 Yeah, keep eating.
00:43:52 Go ahead.
00:43:54 Whoa! Can we
00:43:57 I can't--
00:43:59 Aw, Rick!
00:44:02 Can we please just pull over?
00:44:04 No.
00:44:08 Pull over!
00:44:19 Come on!
00:44:23 Get back in the truck.
00:44:24 Come on!
00:44:25 I want to show
00:44:26 I'll wait here.
00:44:28 No!
00:44:29 You are harboring
00:44:31 and it's spilling on to me
00:44:32 and I don't want any!
00:44:36 Come on!
00:44:38 I'm not playing
00:44:41 Okay, so just look
00:44:46 Now breathe.
00:44:52 Slowly!
00:44:53 Clear your mind.
00:44:54 Just concentrate
00:44:57 Okay, in...out.
00:45:00 In with the good,
00:45:02 out with the bad.
00:45:07 Oh!
00:45:08 Please don't answer that!
00:45:12 Hey, Carl.
00:45:13 Come on,
00:45:14 You have a minus-two
00:45:17 because you're blind
00:45:20 Hey, Rick, I haven't
00:45:22 Are you sick?
00:45:23 What's the deal?
00:45:24 Carl, I'm
00:45:25 I'm moving McAllister.
00:45:26 Oh yeah.
00:45:29 Hey, is she there?
00:45:30 Yeah.
00:45:31 Oh, wait, come on,
00:45:33 Stop it.
00:45:34 Listen, Bombadil,
00:45:35 I'm the dungeon master.
00:45:37 You can either roll again
00:45:38 or I can dock you a thousand
00:45:40 for not playing in character.
00:45:43 Carl! Carl!
00:45:44 Carl, I need you
00:45:46 Get me on the last one
00:45:49 Okay, sure.
00:45:50 Come on!
00:45:52 Will you shut up!
00:46:00 I think we're done
00:46:03 Carl?
00:46:04 Carl?
00:46:06 I am so sorry.
00:46:09 Oh!
00:46:11 I'm so sorry.
00:46:13 It was an accident,
00:46:15 I just want you
00:46:16 for at least
00:46:28 I enjoyed that.
00:46:41 Good?
00:46:43 Nope.
00:46:44 How long does
00:46:46 Oh, shut up!
00:46:48 How about now?
00:46:49 No.
00:46:50 Now?
00:46:51 Now?
00:46:53 No.
00:46:55 Are you done?
00:46:56 Yes.
00:46:59 Aw, you've been
00:47:00 Aren't you tired?
00:47:02 Yes.
00:47:03 Well, then,
00:47:04 Because--
00:47:06 I-I believe you.
00:47:08 You know what?
00:47:11 Uncle Max is going to be
00:47:13 Mr. McAllister
00:47:17 I know.
00:47:20 Okay look, let me make you
00:47:23 How about we switch off,
00:47:27 Please, please,
00:47:30 What?
00:47:32 Okay.
00:47:33 Yeah.
00:47:36 Putting my life
00:47:42 Get it? You got it?
00:47:43 Okay.
00:47:50 Are you good?
00:47:53 This is nice.
00:47:56 I think I'll
00:48:02 What?
00:48:08 You're just...
00:49:22 Your mommy says
00:49:25 Hi, Richie.
00:49:28 Richie, hi.
00:49:30 What a surprise!
00:49:35 Mom?
00:49:36 Okay, I know you wouldn't have
00:49:39 so, I looked at your driver's
00:49:44 Now listen, you two
00:49:47 I'm going to make
00:49:56 I can't believe you did this!
00:50:01 Okay. Can't we just say hi?
00:50:04 We're already here,
00:50:06 We can't just leave.
00:50:11 Okay.
00:50:16 There's something you
00:50:19 He's different.
00:50:21 He's weird.
00:50:30 What's your name, son?
00:50:34 Mrs. Robinson?
00:50:40 All right,
00:50:42 so, how do
00:50:43 I like a lot of
00:50:47 And syrup.
00:50:50 And butter.
00:50:56 So how long have
00:50:58 Who told you I
00:51:01 Oh, I have 'em, too.
00:51:04 How long has that
00:51:07 Well, I've been able
00:51:10 six-and-a-half years now.
00:51:13 Flying's good.
00:51:15 Yeah.
00:51:17 Butter?
00:51:22 Would you like me to
00:51:24 Oh, yes, please.
00:51:32 These waffles are
00:51:34 Thank you.
00:51:45 Do you think I could
00:51:49 I guess so.
00:51:53 Visible or
00:51:57 Invisible.
00:51:58 Can you wait
00:52:02 Oh, no
00:52:03 Now you stop that.
00:52:06 What have I said? Get
00:52:09 You can't see me!
00:52:12 You can't see me!
00:52:14 Can't see me!
00:52:16 William,
00:52:19 Mom.
00:52:24 Rick.
00:52:25 Hi, Dad.
00:52:29 What are you doing here?
00:52:32 We're having breakfast.
00:52:37 Well, leave me alone.
00:52:41 Oh honey, just go wait
00:52:44 He doesn't want you
00:52:47 It's okay.
00:52:56 How ya doing?
00:53:01 Let's just go, okay?
00:53:37 He's okay now,
00:53:39 He's really glad
00:53:42 I'm really sorry.
00:53:43 Oh, he'll be fine.
00:53:46 You're welcome
00:53:48 Are you coming
00:53:50 I don't know
00:53:52 Oh honey, I'd much
00:53:56 We're not going to
00:53:57 I know, Mom.
00:53:59 Well, I told your father
00:54:03 Could you please come
00:54:07 Okay. Okay.
00:54:09 Oh great.
00:54:31 Was he always like this?
00:54:34 No.
00:54:38 He used to be
00:54:41 But when I was about 15,
00:54:44 and his mind,
00:54:46 and most of our money.
00:54:48 It's a real treat
00:54:50 Especially when he
00:54:55 Yeah, well, if it makes you
00:55:00 He left when I was young,
00:55:06 I went to live with my
00:55:09 I'm sorry.
00:55:10 It's all right,
00:55:11 I turned out okay,
00:55:15 Oh, thanks.
00:55:18 What?
00:55:20 Uh, nothing.
00:55:21 Put your glasses on.
00:55:24 My eyes are tired.
00:55:25 You know, I could
00:55:27 Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:29 After what happened last time,
00:55:40 I did mention the gas gauge
00:55:43 Yes.
00:55:44 Yes, yes you did.
00:55:45 And I accept the consequences
00:55:48 What would those be?
00:55:50 My ass is on the line,
00:56:00 Whoa, whoa.
00:56:03 You ruined my life!
00:56:16 That was rude, wasn't it?
00:56:22 Okay. Okay. You know
00:56:26 We are going to pretend
00:56:28 and that we're just taking
00:56:34 Okay.
00:56:36 And, I apologize.
00:56:41 Oh, you gotta be kidding.
00:56:56 Save Dorothy!
00:57:32 I can't believe this
00:57:36 You do realize I have to
00:57:40 Can't you take
00:57:42 I'll lose my job.
00:57:45 I was valedictorian.
00:57:49 All the way through.
00:57:51 I can't mess up now.
00:57:53 Do you really care
00:57:58 It's everything
00:58:01 It's everything
00:58:03 Everything?
00:58:06 Yeah.
00:58:11 Okay, then.
00:58:13 Okay. If this job means
00:58:16 then I promise I will
00:58:20 We're going to make it.
00:58:21 All right?
00:58:26 Just as soon as
00:58:53 Hey guys!
00:58:56 Orlie!
00:58:58 I told you.
00:59:05 Okay. Come on.
00:59:13 Thanks a lot.
00:59:34 No, d-d-don't
00:59:36 Don't wake him up.
00:59:42 So, what's your
00:59:45 He used to be
00:59:48 Well, that's
00:59:49 Wow.
00:59:51 Well, there's not as
00:59:54 So, why are you
00:59:57 I'm not.
00:59:58 You can't talk to them.
01:00:00 I'm talking to you.
01:00:02 Well, that's a
01:00:06 Okay, let's practice.
01:00:09 Pretend I'm
01:00:11 very beautiful woman.
01:00:13 And we're on a train,
01:00:16 so I have to sit
01:00:18 Okay?
01:00:20 Hello.
01:00:26 Hi, do you want
01:00:28 Yeah, okay,
01:00:30 or you could just
01:00:33 Okay.
01:00:35 Hello.
01:00:38 Hi, I'm Rick.
01:00:40 Hello, Rick.
01:00:42 What do you do?
01:00:45 I'm a law intern.
01:00:46 Yeah, okay,
01:00:48 you want to put
01:00:49 Okay? So, say...
01:00:51 Say you're taking
01:00:53 and you have
01:00:54 with the best
01:00:58 All right.
01:01:01 So, Rick,
01:01:05 where do you live?
01:01:07 Miami, Florida, USA.
01:01:09 Oh! Oh, Miami,
01:01:12 Oh, the beach,
01:01:14 oh, the water, oh...
01:01:20 Are you okay?
01:01:22 I'm sorry.
01:01:24 Wow, yikes.
01:01:33 I liked how you were
01:01:36 Yeah?
01:01:38 Well, actors have
01:01:46 Well, I'm glad
01:01:50 I think we're
01:02:02 I gotta call Carl.
01:02:04 Oh, good, because
01:02:06 Don't force it.
01:02:13 ...and all I see
01:02:16 I'm naked, and, uh,
01:02:19 I speak Portuguese
01:02:21 Why Portuguese?
01:02:22 Well, because it's
01:02:25 Carl, it's Rick!
01:02:26 Who?
01:02:28 Rick who?
01:02:30 Hey, Rick.
01:02:31 Oh, I booked you
01:02:34 It's the last one
01:02:36 Great, we'll still have
01:02:38 Hey, how's
01:02:40 Pretty good, pretty good.
01:02:41 Could we get
01:02:43 Thank you.
01:02:45 Carl, you need to think
01:02:48 In the immortal
01:02:49 "There is magic all around us,
01:02:54 Or was that Lion-O
01:02:56 Uh, I have to go, Rick.
01:02:58 I'm... I'm
01:03:05 Okay, come on,
01:03:06 In a minute.
01:03:09 Dance with me.
01:03:12 What?
01:03:13 Dance with me.
01:03:15 Really? What about
01:03:17 What about your dream job?
01:03:19 Five minutes.
01:03:21 Live a little.
01:03:23 What would Uncle Max say?
01:03:24 I really don't care
01:03:26 Oh...Oh!
01:03:33 # This night belongs
01:03:39 # You can only
01:03:44 # Because you're
01:03:47 # Your kiss was
01:03:52 # It would take the world
01:03:58 # The whole world to down #
01:04:03 # It would take the world #
01:04:05 # To bring me down #
01:04:18 That ain't yours!
01:04:26 That happens.
01:04:44 Hey, what's happening--
01:05:03 You know, you're actually
01:05:06 Thank you.
01:05:11 Skin walkers are coming.
01:05:24 Oh, my God.
01:05:26 Locke, don't open
01:05:27 Orlie,
01:05:29 Orlie.
01:05:32 Rick, what are you doing?
01:05:34 Waiting for a semi
01:05:36 No, we can't
01:05:38 The truck's gone!
01:05:41 Yeah, but
01:05:43 Well, at least
01:05:51 Y'all okay?
01:05:52 Lost my truck.
01:05:55 Left it
01:05:57 What do you drive?
01:05:59 A Paradise.
01:06:05 Paradise, I'm sorry--
01:06:08 I'm sorry for that.
01:06:09 Earl, who'd steal
01:06:13 Oh...
01:06:16 Oh, you think
01:06:17 Maybe.
01:06:20 Now, when you guys
01:06:21 you've got
01:06:24 Is she someone
01:06:26 Yeah, if'n you want
01:06:31 So, she knows
01:06:34 The Lady knows
01:06:37 Lady knowed
01:06:39 You'll get
01:06:42 or...
01:06:55 It's that big door
01:06:57 Now, ya'll ask
01:07:00 all right?
01:07:02 Well, get out!
01:07:03 Come on, now!
01:07:06 Thank you.
01:07:12 All right, remember,
01:07:14 don't let the door hit you
01:07:29 There's no one here.
01:07:31 Me and my friends
01:07:35 No, no, just
01:07:45 Hi.
01:07:47 We're here
01:07:51 Yeah.
01:07:53 I have a bad feeling
01:07:56 Come on, show a little
01:08:50 You.
01:08:52 Yeah?
01:08:53 What's the capital
01:08:56 Lexington.
01:08:58 Frankfort.
01:09:00 Louisville?
01:09:02 Frankfort.
01:09:05 Knowledge.
01:09:08 You know what
01:09:12 Now, I really don't cotton
01:09:16 just dropping by
01:09:19 so, you'd better have
01:09:22 Someone stole
01:09:25 I don't see anybody
01:09:29 Yeah, but I--
01:09:30 Mmm, you think I took it.
01:09:33 No, I-- I mean,
01:09:35 But supposin' I did,
01:09:37 I wonder what could
01:09:41 Oh, well...I've got,
01:09:47 And you can have him.
01:09:51 Or, you two boys
01:09:54 I've been
01:09:56 to smell myself
01:09:59 Hey, Vincent!
01:10:02 Tell the boys we gonna
01:10:05 a show!
01:10:08 I'm sorry, sir,
01:10:11 what do you mean?
01:10:12 Hey, you ever
01:10:15 It's called,
01:10:17 Mad Max Beyond
01:10:20 Only, like,
01:10:23 Mad Max Beyond
01:10:43 # Where are all
01:10:46 # One who leads the pack? #
01:10:49 # Someone when the smoke
01:10:52 # He's ready to attack #
01:10:56 # It's hard to be
01:10:58 # There's gonna be disaster #
01:11:02 # Because we need
01:11:04 # That will fight you
01:11:08 # Looking for the champion #
01:11:12 # A hero that's going
01:11:15 # He's got to be willing,
01:11:18 # No one can touch him,
01:11:21 # Looking for the champion #
01:11:24 # A man made of armor,
01:11:28 # He's got to be heavy,
01:11:33 Let's not do this!
01:11:35 It's our destiny.
01:11:36 You boys put on
01:11:39 because I'm going
01:11:43 about what happened to that
01:11:46 I won't fail you.
01:11:48 Listen up!
01:11:50 Last man standing... wins!
01:11:55 So we can hit
01:11:58 Hey, Vincent,
01:12:00 give me 500 bucks down
01:12:07 What about biting?
01:12:09 And gouging?
01:12:15 Okay, Orlie, we just
01:12:16 Make it look good.
01:12:35 Oh, yeah! Yeah!
01:12:45 Go, Red, go!
01:12:57 Whoa!
01:13:09 Argh!
01:13:11 Green! Green! Green!
01:13:19 Ohh!
01:13:33 Get him!
01:13:45 Ahhh!
01:15:29 Hey, Rick, are you okay?
01:15:30 Rick?
01:15:33 Aw, he'll be fine.
01:15:38 What about the truck
01:15:40 Mmm...well.
01:15:44 Now, that would be sort of
01:15:47 You don't understand.
01:15:49 We've got to get
01:15:50 No. You don't understand.
01:15:54 Look, in the past three days,
01:15:56 I've been drugged
01:15:58 stuck in a filthy Jacuzzi
01:16:01 woke up naked
01:16:04 and then was forced by a man
01:16:08 to fight in a cage
01:16:10 You put on one good show,
01:16:13 and I even made
01:16:16 so, makes me feel all warm
01:16:21 You earned it.
01:16:23 But you little ones,
01:16:33 All right, man, you did it!
01:16:35 We're back on the road!
01:16:47 Om...
01:16:55 # 27 bottles of root beer
01:16:59 # Take one down,
01:17:03 # 27 bottles of beer
01:17:06 Ah!
01:17:12 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:17:34 This is it.
01:17:36 Somewhere over there,
01:17:38 I'm going to find the place
01:17:42 waiting for its true owner.
01:17:47 Congratulations.
01:17:49 Take care, brother.
01:17:52 Thanks, Orlie.
01:17:54 Sorry about
01:17:55 The whole bimple thing
01:17:57 No worries, friend.
01:17:58 Here.
01:18:00 Take this.
01:18:01 I won't need
01:18:05 Thanks.
01:18:06 Oh, you be careful.
01:18:10 Don't worry about me.
01:18:13 You two just keep up
01:18:21 Until we meet again.
01:18:34 Well, just think,
01:18:36 in a few hours,
01:18:38 Finally.
01:18:40 Can't you just pretend
01:18:42 for one minute?
01:18:44 I could, but I'm really
01:18:46 Seriously.
01:18:49 I mean, do you think
01:18:52 Honestly...
01:18:55 I don't know.
01:19:02 Well, you don't fail
01:19:06 Well, what do
01:19:09 we're both going to go
01:19:12 You're going to go to Hollywood
01:19:16 And I'm going to be
01:19:20 It's very simple.
01:19:23 Really, what's changed?
01:19:29 Nothing, I guess.
01:19:41 Maybe you should
01:20:31 You made it.
01:20:46 You're late.
01:20:48 Well, we hit
01:20:52 Can you open up
01:20:54 Y-- Yeah.
01:20:57 There's a surprise
01:20:59 a token of my appreciation.
01:21:08 Go on.
01:21:24 You're-- You're looking
01:21:28 quite small.
01:21:44 I thought you
01:21:52 I called you a cab.
01:21:54 You can leave the truck here.
01:22:20 # At least, come join me #
01:22:25 # Within the belly
01:22:29 # Set a sail,
01:22:32 # Come on, don't forget
01:22:38 # Now watch it sink #
01:22:40 # Because where we're going
01:22:44 # Not a map, or a receipt #
01:22:47 # Because where we've been
01:22:51 # We started wrapping
01:22:55 # Are you defined by all
01:23:00 # Or did you get
01:23:05 Airport?
01:23:15 Thanks.
01:23:18 # You were born to believe #
01:23:22 # You can't get lost #
01:23:24 # So when you'd run,
01:23:27 # Now there's nothing
01:23:32 # But where we're headed
01:23:35 # Past the pavement
01:23:39 # Past the people
01:23:44 # Oh, come on, go #
01:23:46 # Past the people
01:23:50 # We started laughing
01:23:54 # But now we climbed
01:23:59 # Come on, go #
01:24:01 # No, we are not swans #
01:24:07 # Nor are we as ugly #
01:24:10 # As we think we are #
01:24:15 # We don't care for compliments
01:24:20 # No, come on #
01:24:23 # Come on #
01:24:25 # We are not swans #
01:24:27 # We fit into each other #
01:24:29 # We are Russian dolls #
01:24:31 # Where somewhere in the center
01:24:35 # But come on, come on #
01:24:39 # We are not swans #
01:24:49 Where's Michelle?
01:24:50 What, did you
01:24:52 No, but I have something
01:24:55 And I love Michelle.
01:24:59 You love my niece?
01:25:05 She's on the beach.
01:25:08 Wait.
01:25:10 You take good care of her,
01:25:13 because I can still break
01:25:16 And we're opening
01:25:20 Go.
01:25:23 # Now do you feel
01:25:26 # Or do you fear
01:25:30 # Or do you feel
01:25:35 # Well, come on, hold on #
01:25:38 # We are not swans #
01:25:43 # Nor are we as ugly... #
01:25:47 Hey, Michelle!
01:25:49 Ugh!
01:25:50 What, you can't
01:25:54 I thought you liked me.
01:25:57 I do!
01:25:58 In fact, I--
01:26:01 I think I love you.
01:26:06 Okay, then.
01:26:08 # We have got each other,
01:26:13 # So come on, come on #
01:26:17 # Come on #
01:26:27 # Mm, mm #
01:26:34 # Oh, oh #
01:26:37 # Ooh, you said you don't #
01:26:39 # Put out your heart
01:26:45 # Yeah, you did, you know #
01:26:46 # Remember? Oh, yeah #
01:26:52 # Finding out
01:26:56 # Is it just for free? #
01:27:00 # When suddenly,
01:27:03 # It's all I need, you see #
01:27:07 # I can't believe my eyes #
01:27:13 # Oh, my Lord #
01:27:14 # I can't believe #
01:27:16 # I can't believe my eyes #
01:27:20 # Woman #
01:27:24 # Oh, oh #
01:27:31 # Mm, mm #
01:27:34 # Ooh, you know #
01:27:36 # I've never been
01:27:41 Rick, this is Carl.
01:27:43 I just wanted
01:27:45 Your phone's
01:27:48 And second...
01:27:50 these questions were harder
01:27:55 But I saved you a seat
01:27:57 I mean, I don't know
01:28:00 but uh...I just
01:28:04 what a good friend
01:28:12 I'm gonna call you back.
01:28:15 # I can't believe my eyes #
01:28:18 # Woman #
01:28:20 # I can't believe my eyes #
01:28:26 # Oh, oh, oh, it's true #
01:28:30 # Yeah, it's true #
01:28:34 # Yeah, you did
01:28:37 # Yeah, you do #
01:28:42 # Woman #
01:28:48 # I can't believe my eyes #
01:28:53 # Oh, woman,
01:28:56 # I can't believe my eyes #
01:29:00 # No, no, no #
01:29:04 # I can't believe my eyes #
01:29:07 # Woman #
01:29:11 # I can't believe my eyes #
01:29:19 # Yeah #
01:29:27 # Mm, mm #
01:29:34 # Oh, oh #
01:29:36 # Ooh, you said you don't #
01:29:38 # Put out your heart
01:29:44 # Yeah, you did, you know #
01:29:47 # Remember? Oh, yeah #
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