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00:00:58	What a spectacle.
00:01:02	Millions and millions of stars.
00:01:07	Funny thing, the universe.
00:01:11	Sort of scares the shit out of you,
00:01:14	So where did it
00:01:17	Don't know.
00:01:19	Just happened, I suppose.
00:01:24	So, what about when we die?
00:01:26	Nothing.
00:01:28	Nothing at all?
00:01:44	What fathead has caused all this?
00:01:49	Listen... the first race has started.
00:01:54	Ridiculous.
00:01:56	All that money to sit in a queue.
00:01:58	Arthur! Just relax, will you?
00:02:04	I know, how about a song?
00:02:16	- There's been an accident.
00:02:18	I don't know, do I, fathead?!
00:02:21	That's what we're gonna find out.
00:02:27	Why can't you just sit and wait
00:02:30	- Show them the stethoscope, pet.
00:02:33	- Let them know we're doctors.
00:02:36	- What are you doing?
00:02:40	I'm a doctor, there's been an accident.
00:02:45	This is the way
00:02:48	Minor duplicities.
00:02:51	My childhood a web
00:02:54	Parking where you shouldn't.
00:02:58	The goods off the back of a lorry.
00:03:01	He was lost if he couldn't cheat
00:03:04	My father could talk his way
00:03:10	- Tickets, sir.
00:03:13	- These are blue tickets, sir.
00:03:15	That is the whole problem.
00:03:19	I'm sorry, sir. This entrance
00:03:22	- You'll have to go back to queue.
00:03:25	Simpson, T, Trevor. Doctor, you see?
00:03:28	As a matter of fact, we're in a bit
00:03:35	- All right, Dr Simpson, in you go.
00:03:45	How about that, Blake?
00:03:48	Marvellous, bloody marvellous.
00:03:51	My father seemed to me infallible.
00:03:53	Invincible.
00:03:55	Immortal, even.
00:04:26	What do you think?
00:04:28	Very handsome.
00:04:32	- I hope I'm going to get a mention.
00:04:36	- In your acceptance speech.
00:04:44	You really think
00:05:00	- Do we have time?
00:05:15	What's going on in there?
00:05:16	Right on cue.
00:05:19	The sex police.
00:05:22	We'll be late!
00:05:26	Hear that? We got two minutes.
00:05:31	At the risk of getting sentimental, I'd
00:05:35	Not only for all her support
00:05:38	but because she asked me to mention her.
00:05:42	My dad always used to say,
00:05:44	and I'm sure he'll say it again
00:05:47	"Being a writer, in particular a poet,
00:05:51	But it's no way to make a living."
00:05:53	Of course, as in most other things,
00:05:56	Too true.
00:06:02	It's nice to be reminded I haven't been
00:06:05	So thank you very much for this.
00:06:12	I wanted him to be a doctor.
00:06:14	Nice pension, surgery, near us.
00:06:18	Have you actually read the poem?
00:06:19	- 'Course he hasn't read it.
00:06:22	- Several times.
00:06:25	- It's plastic.
00:06:28	I'm going to the bar.
00:06:30	He could've been a vet even.
00:06:39	Two words, that's all I'd like.
00:06:42	- "Well" and "done".
00:06:44	He's here for the free buffet.
00:06:46	The mean-spirited, sanctimonious,
00:06:50	- What now?
00:06:53	Look, he's telling him
00:06:56	"Have you read Jaws,
00:07:03	- Together.
00:07:06	Oh, now where are you going?
00:07:10	What's that?
00:07:12	Have a guess.
00:07:14	Now bring it to me. No, no, no.
00:07:19	- Ends together. Like that.
00:07:23	I still can't believe you hired a
00:07:27	We could've done the whole thing
00:07:30	- There was too much stuff for the van.
00:07:35	Who wants to take mummy
00:07:37	- Bye, Granddaddy.
00:07:39	My little helpers!
00:07:41	- I do all right, Dad.
00:07:45	- If you were a doctor...
00:07:48	- What's this doing here?
00:07:51	- This is Uncle Bert's chandelier.
00:07:57	Right. I'm going to need a stepladder.
00:08:01	Phillips screwdriver.
00:08:03	Length of rope.
00:08:06	- Dad?
00:08:08	Don't fuss. It's nothing.
00:08:42	Your father's going to die, Blake.
00:08:45	Of course we all die sooner or later,
00:08:48	it will be sooner.
00:08:51	- Will there be pain?
00:08:53	Not with this kind of cancer.
00:08:59	- So how long?
00:09:02	Depends if he feels like fighting.
00:09:04	He knows then?
00:09:06	He asked me the moment he came around.
00:09:14	- But we do have time?
00:09:17	- Time for what?
00:09:19	...you know, putting things in order.
00:09:22	That means you have
00:09:26	If you do, you will win
00:09:29	It's so dramatic, I want to spell it out
00:09:32	in the next few seconds. OK.
00:09:35	So very intense time for everybody now.
00:09:37	Please now, if everyone's ready,
00:09:41	Countdown Conundrum.
00:09:43	- What did the doctor say?
00:09:48	Said you'd be back home soon.
00:09:51	... young woman was
00:09:54	in the Clacton area of Leeds
00:09:57	Terrible. Just terrible.
00:10:00	- Know what I'd do?
00:10:05	Go if you want.
00:10:10	Actually, maybe I will,
00:10:12	I'll pop back when you're home?
00:10:15	What do I want visitors for?
00:10:17	Not now, but maybe when you're at home.
00:10:19	Come in, number one. Your time's up.
00:10:23	Come in, number three.
00:10:28	I'd better go, or I'll miss the train.
00:10:30	See you soon.
00:10:35	We're looking for Arthur Morrison.
00:10:37	Arthur Morrison. Back corridor.
00:10:40	Thank you.
00:11:34	I came as quickly as I could.
00:11:37	Am I too late?
00:11:59	Who's that then?
00:12:01	It's Blake, Dad.
00:12:03	Blake. Blake, good.
00:12:07	How did you get from the station?
00:12:11	Taxi.
00:12:13	Taxi, eh? Moneybags.
00:12:28	When did His Lordship arrive?
00:12:31	Just now.
00:12:33	He's with him now.
00:12:36	- Back in London by teatime.
00:12:39	That's enough.
00:12:41	How's he taking it?
00:12:44	- Don't know yet.
00:12:47	Hi.
00:12:49	All right.
00:12:54	Get off.
00:12:57	- Bloody thing.
00:13:01	She's just very pleased
00:13:04	Arthur's very pleased too.
00:13:08	- Is he?
00:13:11	Gosh, "Where's Blake? Where's Blake?"
00:13:18	Sorry, I would've gotten down sooner,
00:13:21	No, it's fine, darling.
00:13:25	I made up your old bedroom,
00:13:27	when you want to take your stuff up.
00:13:30	Down the corridor, up the stairs,
00:13:52	Blake? Blake, where are you?
00:14:00	Come on. She's here.
00:14:03	Come on, chop-chop.
00:14:06	She's here, Blake.
00:14:14	Blake!
00:14:22	Sandra, how are you?
00:14:26	This is our youngest, Gillian.
00:14:29	Blake is somewhere,
00:14:31	On a beautiful day like today.
00:14:51	This is the kitchen.
00:14:54	- No.
00:14:57	Yes, please.
00:15:01	There he is! Sleeping Beauty.
00:15:03	Blake, meet Sandra, our new maid.
00:15:05	Maid or housekeeper?
00:15:09	- Let's just say one of the family.
00:15:12	- You're Scottish.
00:15:17	- Whereabouts in Scotland?
00:15:19	- Oh, Glasgow.
00:15:24	No. No, I haven't.
00:15:28	Right! Well, let me show you your room,
00:15:31	and then we'd like you to start
00:15:52	Follow me, quick as you like.
00:15:54	Mind the step.
00:15:55	On the left,
00:15:58	Avoid at all costs, if I were you.
00:16:00	The last maid we had went in there,
00:16:03	No, seriously, we do have some fun.
00:16:07	It was stupid, really.
00:16:08	You spend your life trying to avoid
00:16:12	Why can't you talk to him now?
00:16:14	He's so doped up, I could be anyone.
00:16:17	I'm sure there'll be time.
00:16:19	Yeah, well, you haven't seen him,
00:16:21	No. No, I suppose not.
00:16:27	The kids are here.
00:16:28	Do you want to talk to them?
00:16:30	No, not just now, eh?
00:16:33	Really? 'Cause they want to talk to you.
00:16:36	Yeah, OK, put them on, will you?
00:16:39	- Miss you.
00:16:50	He wants you to go through
00:16:53	He thinks I won't understand it.
00:16:56	I'll start tomorrow.
00:16:59	Good luck.
00:17:01	He's got every petrol receipt
00:17:07	And then there's the workshop.
00:17:17	- You seen Sandra much?
00:17:21	She's moved into the village.
00:17:23	One of those worker's cottages,
00:17:27	Divorced.
00:17:30	Why do you ask?
00:17:32	Just curious.
00:17:41	President Kennedy
00:17:45	and in a momentous decision, has
00:17:50	This government, as promised...
00:17:52	Missed a bit.
00:17:54	- You could help.
00:17:57	- Oh yeah? Doing what?
00:18:04	- Give us a puff.
00:18:06	- Go on.
00:18:07	- What if your dad finds out?
00:18:09	He will. Your dad's all-seeing.
00:18:12	- Like God.
00:18:14	Aye, omni-whatever.
00:18:19	Besides, it's bad for you,
00:18:22	So? We'll all be dead soon, anyway.
00:18:25	- Well, you're a little ray of sunshine.
00:18:28	If the Americans invade Cuba,
00:18:32	Just think... dead.
00:18:35	And me, still a virgin.
00:18:37	Don't push your luck, Morrison.
00:19:43	You're still here then?
00:19:46	You're not running off?
00:19:49	I'm here for a while, Dad.
00:19:52	Yes, smashing. Smashing.
00:20:20	- I don't understand, what's it for?
00:20:24	It's like a normal sleeping bag,
00:20:27	but inside, a waterproof sleeve to keep
00:20:31	It will render the tent obsolete.
00:20:33	- You'll still get condensation inside.
00:20:37	- It's waterproof, see?
00:20:41	We'll find out when we put it
00:20:49	- I made two, see?
00:20:52	One for me, one for you.
00:20:56	- Thought I'd take the car out.
00:21:00	The headlights don't work,
00:21:03	He was gonna take it into the garage.
00:21:09	Halfords.
00:21:12	What, love?
00:21:13	New headlights.
00:21:23	Herpes is all right.
00:21:26	But gonorrhoea's a bastard.
00:21:30	Once you've seen what a dose of
00:21:34	I've got pictures in books at home
00:21:38	If there's another war
00:21:40	I wouldn't have thought so.
00:21:44	- You keeping an eye out for the police?
00:21:47	Self abuse, that's the thing
00:21:49	- Dad, please...
00:21:52	but it actually weakens the organ
00:21:56	- Police car, right behind us, Dad!
00:21:58	Just... over there.
00:22:03	Very funny... very smart.
00:22:09	Bloody marvellous, isn't it?
00:22:13	If they drop the bomb on Leeds,
00:22:16	I wouldn't have thought so.
00:22:18	It's God's own country.
00:22:20	What about Mum and Gillian?
00:22:22	I think Mummy and Gillian
00:22:27	What if they drop the bomb on Blackpool?
00:22:29	Why on earth would the communists
00:22:34	Liverpool, then?
00:22:36	It's a bit bloody morbid,
00:22:39	Come on, lets go and find somewhere
00:22:52	It's a lovely spot. Nice and sheltered,
00:22:58	- Shouldn't we go to a proper campsite?
00:23:01	We're English. It belongs to us.
00:23:05	Maybe we should pitch the tent first,
00:23:14	Is there a canvas bag in there, Blake?
00:23:16	- Yep, yep.
00:23:19	- Tent pegs.
00:23:23	- No, just some pegs.
00:23:29	Oh, blast! Hell, blast and damnation!
00:23:32	Why didn't you check, fathead?
00:23:35	- You packed the tent.
00:23:37	- No, I didn't. You...
00:23:42	- What you doing?
00:23:51	- Can't we sleep in the car?
00:23:54	What's the point of us coming all
00:23:57	A hotel then?
00:24:00	Look, hold that and stop moaning,
00:24:17	Mummy says hello.
00:24:19	Pub was bloody miles away.
00:24:22	Felt a bit rude just to use the phone
00:24:26	No sandwiches though.
00:24:28	- Not hungry.
00:24:36	Do you want to put the torch out, eh?
00:24:39	If you like.
00:24:41	- Night-night, Blake.
00:25:09	Dad!
00:25:22	Oh, my book!
00:25:24	It could have been a lot worse.
00:25:27	How, exactly?
00:25:29	If our sleeping bags weren't waterproof.
00:25:31	They're not waterproof!
00:25:35	- They are waterproof.
00:25:38	Well, not waterproof, water-resistant.
00:25:42	It's not funny.
00:25:45	- Where are we going?
00:25:49	Can't we just go home?
00:25:51	We've only just started!
00:25:54	Besides, the sun will burn this cloud
00:25:57	We can dry the tent out on a hedge,
00:26:03	What do you say?
00:26:04	The unrest followed
00:26:08	reiterated his command
00:26:10	I was listening to that!
00:26:12	No point in fretting.
00:26:16	If our times up, our times up.
00:26:18	That's more like it. Smashing.
00:26:56	I'm not going swimming,
00:27:00	- I'm wet enough, as it is.
00:27:02	- What for?
00:27:06	You're joking?
00:27:08	What, here?
00:27:09	Here there's no one
00:27:11	Come on, budge over!
00:27:17	Very gently off the clutch.
00:27:23	First gear. Top left.
00:27:27	Come on. Gently!
00:27:30	- Clutch! No, fathead, left foot.
00:27:33	That's it. Now gently.
00:27:36	That's it, that's it. Good.
00:27:38	Now gently away. Good.
00:27:40	Excellent. Now indicate.
00:27:44	- OK!
00:27:46	- Indicate left.
00:27:48	- Because you mustn't get in bad habits.
00:27:52	Come on! Hard round,
00:27:55	- Now, right hand down.
00:28:04	Faster, don't worry about it.
00:28:08	- It's a bit fast.
00:28:10	Faster than this?
00:28:16	Quick! Come on! That's it!
00:28:18	Excellent, do you like it?
00:28:21	One... two... three!
00:28:23	Now!
00:28:40	Come on. Come on.
00:28:44	Come on out, you little sod!
00:28:50	Come on. Come on, get up.
00:29:27	- Hello?
00:29:29	- Oh, it's you.
00:29:32	I just... I thought it might be mum.
00:29:34	I'm walking the dog.
00:29:37	Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:29:41	- As soon as I get in. Bye.
00:29:43	Come on... Stupid, stupid, stupid.
00:29:51	- Sending you mad is he?
00:29:55	Can't you come and rescue me?
00:29:57	Sorry, love, it's men only.
00:30:01	Did he blame me for that
00:30:04	What tent pole business?
00:30:06	- Didn't he tell you last night?
00:30:10	What happened with the tent poles?
00:30:14	Blake? You there?
00:30:17	He woke me at six in the morning!
00:30:19	That's never happened before.
00:30:22	I wasn't far wrong. I realised we were
00:30:27	The bloody stream had burst it's banks.
00:30:29	Blake gave me a look like thunder.
00:30:33	Excuse me a minute.
00:30:38	Here you are, a present for you.
00:30:42	- Where are you going?
00:30:44	What, again?
00:30:46	I just want to make sure
00:30:49	If anyone asks, you're 36!
00:31:07	I wish you were here too.
00:31:10	I know, but what can we do?
00:31:15	Don't be daft. You know I do.
00:31:19	Well, there's no point in worrying
00:31:23	After all, where's the harm?
00:31:27	Yes. Yeah, we will, we will.
00:31:58	How are you doing, Stirling Moss?
00:32:02	- Right, one for the road?
00:32:05	Good idea.
00:32:08	- How was Mum?
00:32:10	Oh, she was asleep.
00:32:12	- Hey, Arthur? Have you heard the news?
00:32:16	Soviet missiles
00:32:19	under United Nations supervision.
00:32:22	Further details of the deal
00:32:25	But it seems that for tonight, at least,
00:32:33	What did I tell you? No point in getting
00:32:37	Are you all right?
00:32:42	So... to Kennedy, then.
00:32:44	To Kennedy.
00:32:50	That went down well.
00:33:13	I think I'll pop you
00:33:16	- Why can't you go instead?
00:33:20	Why? Have you got one
00:33:26	No. Not yet, anyway.
00:33:30	No, I've got patients to see,
00:33:34	Somebody's got to keep that surgery
00:33:40	But why does Aunty Beaty
00:33:44	Well, because your Aunty Beaty
00:33:47	- And your Dad likes cheering her up.
00:33:52	Would you stop grizzling,
00:33:57	Look, darling, I'm sorry.
00:34:02	But you'll have fun. Go on.
00:34:04	Go on. OK.
00:34:10	Oh, one more!
00:34:13	One, two, three!
00:34:51	Let's get you down.
00:34:54	Boom-boom. Boom-boom.
00:34:58	Can you hear it?
00:35:01	Pumping away?
00:35:04	Can I have a go?
00:35:08	Blake, you and Gillian
00:35:11	whilst Aunty Beaty and I
00:35:15	- Arthur, I don't think...
00:35:18	You can look after the ladies,
00:35:21	Big, strong lad like you.
00:35:23	Go on, off you go!
00:35:46	What are you doing, Blake?
00:35:48	- What does it look like?
00:35:51	- I won't fall.
00:35:56	Blake!
00:36:09	- Blake!
00:36:11	Blake!
00:36:39	Blake, what the hell do you think you're
00:36:44	I fell out of a tree.
00:36:46	How did you get up a tree? Fly up?
00:36:50	I don't think
00:36:53	But I am going to put
00:36:56	And that's going to sting a bit.
00:37:02	Now, that's it. You take
00:37:07	Now...
00:37:09	...best not to tell Mummy
00:37:11	You'll get me in trouble.
00:37:16	Now remember, big boys don't cry.
00:37:19	Especially not in front of girls.
00:37:22	Show them how brave you are!
00:37:24	All right?
00:37:27	Good boy.
00:37:33	Another swig of wine, please.
00:37:51	"Swig." Funny word, "swig."
00:37:57	Have you been through the papers yet?
00:38:00	The stocks and tax and stuff?
00:38:03	Not yet, Dad. No.
00:38:05	Have a look at it all, will you?
00:38:08	Your Mother's a bit scared of it,
00:38:10	I will, yes.
00:38:13	Sometime soon, all right?
00:38:33	Who's that?
00:38:36	Robert Morrison.
00:38:38	Died 1948, run over by a horse.
00:38:45	Drunk, probably.
00:38:56	It says here that Daniel Morrison...
00:38:58	...married his wife's sister
00:39:01	Yes, his first wife died in
00:39:06	Yes, God, you weren't allowed
00:39:09	- All this scandal.
00:39:13	...now it can come out.
00:39:16	What did Granddad die of, Mum?
00:39:19	Oh... cancer, I think. Yeah.
00:39:22	- Bowel?
00:39:27	I think you've one
00:39:34	I remember when Granddad died.
00:39:36	Dad cried for months.
00:39:38	I remember at the wake,
00:39:41	"When did you last
00:39:44	...he just went to pieces.
00:39:53	Blake! Say hello
00:39:57	Hello, Beaty and Sam.
00:40:00	Blake? Where are you?
00:40:20	- You're meant to knock.
00:40:24	- Hello, Josie.
00:40:26	- What are you up to, then?
00:40:29	About someone who murders his father.
00:40:31	Well, read it later. Come downstairs,
00:40:35	- Why can't I just?
00:40:38	What are you drinking these days, Josie?
00:40:55	There you are!
00:40:57	We were about to send out
00:41:02	Never a piece of mistletoe
00:41:07	Merry Christmas, Blake.
00:41:10	I think you're big enough
00:41:13	- Suppose so.
00:41:17	Oh... the crown prince, eh?
00:41:21	Well, I'm going to help your mother.
00:41:37	All right, Sandra? Steve?
00:41:40	All right, skinny.
00:41:42	- Where have you been hiding, Blake?
00:41:46	Playing with yourself?
00:41:49	- or it'll snap off in your hand.
00:41:52	Dostoevsky, actually.
00:41:57	Right, well. See you later then.
00:41:59	Like the hat... Dostoevsky.
00:42:11	Grim, isn't it?
00:42:14	Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:42:16	Is it me, or does it
00:42:19	It gets worse.
00:42:21	Look at Sandra and Steve.
00:42:25	Disgusting.
00:42:28	You'd think they'd do it outside,
00:42:48	There you are. Look, what can it be?
00:42:52	- Gill?
00:42:54	- You know Josie?
00:42:58	Do you think that?
00:43:01	Do you think that she
00:43:06	- What do you mean?
00:43:12	- It's a little beauty.
00:43:19	Don't be daft.
00:44:12	One of your migraines?
00:44:17	No.
00:44:19	Just...
00:44:22	Just a headache.
00:44:27	Too much wine at dinner, I think.
00:44:35	Go back to the party. Have some fun.
00:44:45	I'll just...
00:44:49	...go upstairs and lie down for a bit.
00:44:59	God, I wish...
00:45:01	I wish the ground could have
00:45:03	We were
00:45:06	Oh, fun! Is that what you call it?
00:45:08	It's just a dance.
00:45:11	What's Christmas
00:45:14	- I love you. Come here.
00:45:18	I found him under our bed,
00:45:22	He said he was looking for his shoes.
00:45:24	Why they'd be under our bed
00:45:29	Anyway, he's in his room now
00:45:33	I think he's still awake.
00:45:36	Not right now, no.
00:45:44	- Still there?
00:45:50	So are you staying on?
00:45:52	- Of course I am.
00:45:55	Not right now.
00:45:56	It's just that I wish...
00:45:59	I wish I could be more involved,
00:46:02	Well, you can't be, I'm sorry.
00:46:07	You sound very distant.
00:46:14	I've got to go.
00:46:15	- You don't want to talk?
00:46:18	I don't know...
00:46:20	Things, your father, the situation.
00:46:22	- Why?
00:46:26	All right then, let's talk about
00:46:31	You know, Blake, I know
00:46:36	That is no excuse
00:46:53	And the balls. They get trapped.
00:47:02	- How's that?
00:47:12	Better now?
00:47:15	Much better, pet.
00:47:27	We've been happy, haven't we?
00:47:30	We've got through it.
00:47:33	Lucky man. Lucky man.
00:47:53	- Chelsea versus Middlesbrough?
00:47:58	- Watford versus Southampton?
00:48:03	Crystal Palace
00:48:06	No score draw.
00:48:09	- Spurs versus Liverpool?
00:48:14	Your grandpa had a little Austin,
00:48:17	BFX 709, which is
00:48:21	He bought it in Blackpool, and he was
00:48:24	his team, against Blackpool.
00:48:27	And the queue of traffic was dreadful.
00:48:29	He thought "Bugger this,
00:48:32	And they were all hooting at him
00:48:35	And when he got to the end,
00:48:39	and took him in the visitors' car park.
00:48:42	So he had watch the whole match
00:48:45	He wasn't best pleased.
00:48:51	We've had some fun, haven't we?
00:48:55	It's marvellous having you here.
00:48:57	And Gill and Blake.
00:49:03	If our purpose on this earth is to leave
00:49:07	we haven't done badly, have we?
00:49:13	The shares all go in your mother's name.
00:49:17	Make sure your mother opens
00:49:21	And keep an eye on her, won't you?
00:49:23	- Don't disappear and leave it to Gill.
00:49:31	- Tired?
00:49:35	It would be good to talk at some point,
00:49:41	When you feel up to it.
00:49:43	- What about?
00:49:47	Past, I suppose. Family questions.
00:49:52	Sometime. Not today though, eh?
00:49:55	OK.
00:49:58	Not today.
00:50:03	Gentle as you like.
00:50:06	Remember, you're not hitting the ball,
00:50:11	- Kissing it, really.
00:50:14	- What?
00:50:22	Oh, very good!
00:50:24	Close... yes.
00:50:27	Now...
00:50:30	...Morrison, Senior,
00:50:31	probably the most naturally gifted
00:50:35	addresses the ball.
00:50:37	Slow backswing,
00:50:42	And it's on it's way,
00:50:44	over the humpback bridge,
00:50:46	into the round thing covered in shells,
00:50:48	out the other side...
00:50:52	And it's there!
00:50:55	The championship. Well done, Blake.
00:50:58	You did your best,
00:51:01	you were up against a better player.
00:51:03	I enjoyed that.
00:51:20	It would be a lovely hotel to run.
00:51:23	- Do you go camping?
00:51:26	This is Blake, my eldest.
00:51:28	What are you? A blue coat, red coat?
00:51:31	Much posher than that.
00:51:34	Oh, officer!
00:51:37	- Hello.
00:51:38	- He's hoping to go to university too.
00:51:42	Maybe Nottingham, to read English.
00:51:45	Which strikes me as utterly pointless.
00:51:48	He can already read English
00:51:51	Arthur, you're such a philistine.
00:51:53	Your glass is empty. What can I get you?
00:51:55	- Technically, I'm on duty.
00:51:57	Babycham for you, Blake?
00:52:03	Well... we'll just...
00:52:05	We'll just...
00:52:10	Your dad's wonderful.
00:52:12	Yeah, well, you
00:52:15	How about you?
00:52:18	Actually, my dad's dead.
00:52:21	Heart attack, last year.
00:52:25	My mum thought it
00:52:28	Oh, I'm sorry.
00:52:31	- Were you close?
00:52:33	- Yeah?
00:52:38	I must just go and say hello.
00:52:44	"Actually, my dad's dead!"
00:52:47	Here you are. Scared her off, have you?
00:52:49	Looks like it, Dad.
00:52:52	I'll just take her this.
00:52:56	- Your wine, madam.
00:53:10	Hey, what are you up to?
00:53:12	Just reading.
00:53:14	You ought to be careful.
00:53:19	From reading in the dark, I mean.
00:53:22	That's better.
00:53:24	Why can't you just share with mum?
00:53:26	It's more fun like this, chaps together.
00:53:28	We can have a laugh, can't we?
00:53:47	Oh, sorry.
00:53:48	- I woke you.
00:53:56	How did you put up with it, Mum?
00:53:58	With what?
00:54:02	I don't know.
00:54:04	All that noise and the bluster
00:54:09	...Beaty being around all the time.
00:54:11	I just sometimes wonder, how you...
00:54:13	...put up with it all these years.
00:54:16	Well, I didn't.
00:54:19	Not always.
00:54:24	Dad's very groggy again.
00:54:27	I thought he was better.
00:54:29	We were chatting and he seemed better.
00:54:31	Well, that's all over now.
00:54:35	He's been having faecal vomiting.
00:54:39	I'm gonna have to change
00:54:42	I think I'm gonna need
00:54:46	Are you up to it?
00:54:54	Up.
00:54:58	Oh, blimey, Dad!
00:55:16	I think I'm gonna need you
00:55:19	I'm just gonna get you up now.
00:55:24	- Chair! Chair!
00:55:27	I won't let go. You're all right, Dad.
00:55:29	There you go. Safe now.
00:55:34	It's all right. It's all right.
00:55:38	I told you, didn't I?
00:55:46	You should have seen Blake,
00:55:47	sloshing around in the freezing
00:55:52	You weren't a happy camper,
00:55:55	No, Dad.
00:55:57	Excuse me for a moment, Rachel.
00:56:05	You're very lucky, you know?
00:56:07	Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm very lucky.
00:56:11	Do you know what he calls my mother?
00:56:14	"Mummy."
00:56:16	I mean, what kind of a man
00:56:20	- I think it's nice.
00:56:24	He's like a big kid.
00:56:27	He's never read a single book
00:56:31	As far as I can tell, he's been reading
00:56:35	There are more important things
00:56:38	Are there? I don't think so.
00:56:43	I think books are everything.
00:56:46	You want to be a writer?
00:56:48	Maybe... Ideally, I'd...
00:56:50	- Am I missing anything?
00:56:55	It's not important.
00:56:57	Will you excuse me?
00:57:09	I hate...
00:57:11	I fucking, fucking, fucking...
00:57:15	...hate him.
00:57:19	Just a few words, if I may?
00:57:21	As you know, the Morrisons
00:57:24	so I'd like to take this opportunity
00:57:29	to meet you all and say a very special
00:57:33	who's made it such a memorable holiday,
00:57:38	So... raise your glasses
00:57:42	and drain them, doctor's orders,
00:57:44	as we say a special toast
00:57:47	Newfound friends.
00:58:01	Blake! April fool.
00:58:18	It was just a joke.
00:58:21	Blake! Blake!
00:58:25	Come and have a drink.
00:58:28	Yeah, for you and your girlfriend,
00:58:31	Honestly, an old man like you?
00:58:34	It's pathetic. You'd think Beaty
00:58:37	I beg your pardon?
00:58:38	I'm surprised you didn't
00:58:41	- She goes every where else with us.
00:58:44	- I'm sure Mummy wouldn't mind.
00:58:46	And even if she does mind,
00:58:49	- "It's just a bit of fun."
00:58:53	I love your mother very much.
00:58:56	I love all of you.
00:58:59	You mean the whole world to me.
00:59:02	So why'd you do it, Dad? Why?
00:59:05	I don't know what
00:59:07	Now come inside.
00:59:46	Hello, stranger.
00:59:47	So, what was it like then?
00:59:50	- All right for some.
00:59:54	Any holiday romance?
00:59:56	- Only for Dad.
00:59:59	If I found out you been seeing someone
01:00:02	Blake, get off.
01:00:44	Blake?
01:00:45	Blake?
01:00:48	Won't be a minute.
01:00:53	He was trying to get up
01:00:56	And he was coughing a lot
01:00:59	and panicking,
01:01:03	He... all he said was,
01:01:08	He's better now, but...
01:01:10	...his breathing's very irregular.
01:01:15	What's he looking at?
01:01:17	Nothing.
01:01:22	Dad?
01:01:27	He's looking straight through me.
01:01:39	Please, Dad, stop breathing.
01:01:44	If you can't come back
01:02:04	Thank God.
01:02:06	I thought he'd gone then.
01:02:08	Don't do that again. Silly old bugger.
01:02:16	- I hate him.
01:02:19	- No one hates their dad, not really.
01:02:23	All I mean is...
01:02:25	...if there's a firing squad and
01:02:29	or shooting my dad,
01:02:31	then I'd shoot my dad, that's all.
01:02:36	- What was that for? What?
01:02:38	- Don't you dare.
01:02:40	Well it's not nice.
01:02:43	Don't you dare ever, ever say anything
01:02:46	- Why not?
01:02:48	I wouldn't say that about my dad,
01:02:51	- All I meant...
01:02:54	What if it came true?
01:02:59	- Blake? Blake, where are you?
01:03:05	- Arthur!
01:03:08	Why don't you knock?
01:03:09	You frightened the life out of me!
01:03:11	I didn't think you'd be in, sorry.
01:03:14	I was just looking
01:03:17	Oh, well, he's hardly likely to be here.
01:03:20	No, I suppose not.
01:03:23	Tell Blake I was looking for him. Sorry.
01:03:46	It's ten minutes now.
01:03:49	I think he's gone, Blake.
01:04:11	Should I cover his face?
01:04:12	No.
01:04:21	You'll be all right here?
01:04:23	Yeah, I thought I might just lie down
01:04:26	Do you think?
01:04:28	- Do you think that's all right?
01:05:34	Mom.
01:05:38	Mom?
01:05:43	The undertaker's here.
01:05:46	What?
01:05:49	The undertaker's here.
01:06:27	He's still warm.
01:06:29	That's why we like
01:06:31	before the rigor mortis. After 12 hours,
01:06:37	Hello, what's this?
01:06:39	Pacemaker.
01:06:40	- Cremation is it?
01:06:43	Well, I'll have to remove that
01:06:46	Otherwise they explode.
01:06:48	I'll... I'll make a note of it.
01:07:14	Boom-boom. Boom-boom.
01:07:19	Can you hear it?
01:07:22	Pumping away?
01:07:53	I was just passing, so I thought...
01:07:56	Not exactly
01:07:58	Nope.
01:08:01	Poor old King Arthur.
01:08:04	Lent me the money for this house,
01:08:07	I won't half miss him.
01:08:10	You know, I used to think
01:08:12	But I was shagging you.
01:08:14	I thought you were
01:08:16	Christ, Blake. What did you take me for?
01:08:21	Remember how he was always
01:08:23	Sex police? Never did though, did he?
01:08:27	Too fast for him.
01:08:30	He used to say,
01:08:31	"Leave two blokes in a room
01:08:34	Leave a man and a woman,
01:08:37	Is that right?
01:08:41	You were my first love,
01:08:45	Yeah, well...
01:08:47	...life's easier without.
01:08:52	It's funny, though, isn't it?
01:08:55	You and me. Alone together again.
01:08:57	I mean, he's not here to walk in on us.
01:08:59	Blake.
01:09:12	It's all right. Look at you.
01:09:16	Sorry. I'm sorry.
01:09:36	Hey, you want to see something?
01:09:43	- It's his pacemaker.
01:09:46	The undertaker cut it out of his chest
01:09:51	I washed it.
01:09:53	Did you see him cut it out?
01:09:56	Nope.
01:09:58	I wanted to, though.
01:10:00	I wanted to see if I could take it,
01:10:04	See if I could have been
01:10:08	- You think I've gone nuts, don't you?
01:10:12	But then you always were
01:10:16	I'm back.
01:10:25	- Hello.
01:10:29	Oh, God, it's good to see you.
01:10:32	I'm so sorry.
01:11:24	I'm sorry.
01:11:26	This isn't working, is it?
01:11:30	It's OK.
01:11:33	You just lie still.
01:11:51	How are you feeling?
01:11:54	I don't know.
01:12:01	Cheated.
01:12:30	- Do you want to go into the car?
01:12:38	- Oh, where'd you get that from?
01:12:41	- A bit loose around the belly.
01:12:46	- You don't mind, do you?
01:12:48	No, I'm sure he'd be delighted.
01:13:44	What's up?
01:14:30	Come on, you're meant to be bartending.
01:14:33	- I still can't see it.
01:14:35	The resemblance.
01:14:37	Oh, for Christ's sake, Blake,
01:14:40	It's history.
01:14:50	Would you like a drink,
01:14:52	Oh, I don't think anyone's called me
01:14:55	Look at you, Blake.
01:14:57	Goodness. Well, you look just like him.
01:15:01	I think Gill needs a hand, Mum.
01:15:04	Does she?
01:15:06	- All right, dear.
01:15:10	- Beaty, can I have a word?
01:15:13	In private.
01:15:16	The thing is, I do know something
01:15:20	- I see.
01:15:23	I'm not angry.
01:15:26	For years, furious
01:15:30	But I'm not anymore.
01:15:32	At least I don't think so.
01:15:34	But I would like to know the truth.
01:15:37	I need to know the truth.
01:15:40	You can't understand that, can you?
01:15:42	Well, yes. Yes, I suppose so.
01:15:49	Well, mine was never a very happy
01:15:53	...patron saint of lost causes,
01:15:57	...consoled me, I suppose.
01:16:00	I was lonely, and he made me laugh.
01:16:04	I wouldn't have got
01:16:07	It was consolation, Blake.
01:16:10	- But was it physical?
01:16:13	Yes, I think it is.
01:16:16	Leave me something
01:16:34	Whatever sadness,
01:16:37	whatever hurt we caused you,
01:16:42	All I will say is this:
01:16:46	Arthur loved your mother more than
01:16:51	And you too. You and Gill.
01:16:55	And he was proud of you.
01:16:58	So, so proud.
01:17:01	Even if he didn't always show it.
01:17:10	But what about Josie?
01:17:14	Do I have a sister?
01:17:18	Oh, there you are.
01:17:21	- Sorry.
01:17:28	I'm gonna miss him so much.
01:17:56	Goodbye.
01:18:13	Blake!
01:18:29	- Sure you don't want me to drive you?
01:18:32	I can run you to the station
01:18:34	I prefer this way really.
01:18:37	How far are your digs at the other end?
01:18:40	Couple of miles.
01:18:42	- How you going to get there?
01:18:45	- Bus, I suppose.
01:18:48	- Or taxi.
01:18:51	- Is that right, moneybags?
01:18:53	Once your allowance is gone, that's it.
01:18:57	- Doesn't grow on trees.
01:19:00	You're studying a proper subject,
01:19:02	like medicine or science,
01:19:04	Dad, please.
01:19:07	Right then.
01:19:11	See you then.
01:19:13	See you, Dad.
01:19:20	TTFM.
01:19:24	I'll miss you.
01:19:33	You too, Dad.
01:20:26	Dad.
01:20:50	When did you last
01:20:53	Was it when they burnt the coffin?
01:20:56	Put the lid on it?
01:21:00	When he exhaled his last breath?
01:21:03	When he sat up
01:21:09	When he last recognized you?
01:21:11	When he last smiled?
01:21:24	When did you last see your father?
01:21:27	The last time he was healthy, active?
01:21:30	The last time you had
01:21:37	Dear old Dad.
01:21:41	Want to keep this,
01:21:44	No.
01:21:45	- Yes, I can.
01:21:47	Dad would have done, you know?
01:21:51	Those weeks
01:21:53	were like a series of depletions.
01:21:55	Each day I thought, "He can't get
01:21:59	Yet each day he did.
01:22:02	So I've been trying to recall
01:22:06	The last time he was unmistakably there,
01:22:09	in the fullness of being...
01:22:12	... him.
01:22:24	- What are you doing?
01:22:27	- You using a Phillips screwdriver?
01:22:29	- No wonder you can't do it.
01:22:31	- Doesn't look like it.
01:22:33	- Are you sure it's gonna hold?
01:22:36	Right, let's see.
01:22:38	Absolutely.
01:22:40	Gently does it.
01:22:43	- There.
01:22:51	Moment of truth.
01:22:59	Let there be light.
01:23:13	Right. What's next then?

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