Muito Gelo e Dois Dedos D gua Lots Of Ice And A Little Bit Of Water

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00:00:04 Be quiet!
00:00:08 Quiet!
00:00:18 Sit down!
00:00:22 Hold on,
00:01:03 LOTS OF ICE AND
00:02:19 MY VACATION
00:02:21 So you're going to read
00:02:25 Yeah.
00:02:26 Roberta, all the others
00:02:29 Why couldn't you?
00:02:32 It's not that I couldn't, Miss.
00:02:35 Of course I could have
00:02:38 But it would've
00:02:40 because my vacation was just
00:02:45 Quiet.
00:02:52 Go on!
00:02:55 Stop it!
00:02:58 "My Vacation".
00:03:00 "My sister and I went
00:03:03 with our grandmother,
00:03:06 the usual physical and
00:03:09 It's like Sylvia Plath
00:03:12 'The hills step off
00:03:14 People or stars
00:03:15 Regard me sadly,
00:03:21 Here comes Roberta.
00:03:26 Five, four, three,
00:03:29 You don't have
00:03:31 what I'm about to say,
00:03:33 Thank you very much.
00:03:35 It's precisely because
00:03:37 and laugh at me
00:03:39 a keen artistic sensibility.
00:03:42 In 10 years I'll be famous,
00:03:44 and you'll be paying
00:03:46 listen to my music
00:03:50 Morons!
00:04:25 Five, four, three,
00:04:33 Who is it?
00:04:35 It's me, grandma,
00:04:38 - Suzana?
00:04:41 The one you hate.
00:04:50 You ruined your hair.
00:04:52 May I come in?
00:04:53 Your hair
00:04:56 I don't know why
00:04:59 My hair "was" always great,
00:05:03 It always "was",
00:05:05 Funny, isn't it?
00:05:07 Short hair makes
00:05:10 like a man's.
00:05:12 Where's the blue elephant?
00:05:15 Why?
00:05:16 I just wanted
00:05:21 I had to take it
00:05:23 The maids knock
00:05:26 The little bitches
00:05:41 I'm not giving it to you.
00:05:44 I've told you: You'll have
00:05:47 Who said I want
00:05:49 It's china,
00:05:53 I'm amazed you and your sister
00:05:57 That's the thing.
00:05:59 We did break it,
00:06:02 but Suzana
00:06:04 - Where?
00:06:16 Hello, is this Skittles
00:06:19 Is he in?
00:06:21 Can you repeat that?
00:06:24 Skittles the Clown
00:06:26 "Stepped out" where?
00:06:30 Excuse me,
00:06:36 He went to get cigarettes.
00:06:37 Tell her to get him.
00:06:40 Here's the thing: Sunday
00:06:45 Yeah, right.
00:06:46 We're having a party.
00:06:48 I had hired a clown
00:06:52 but he just called
00:06:55 No, nothing serious.
00:06:57 He tripped over a kid
00:07:00 Yeah, the poor guy
00:07:03 He can barely move.
00:07:04 So he suggested
00:07:07 Skittles, of course.
00:07:10 I'm sorry.
00:07:11 It's this Sunday at 4pm.
00:07:14 He is?
00:07:16 - He is!
00:07:18 Really!
00:07:22 Well?
00:07:28 Hi, grandma, how are you?
00:07:35 Don't make a scene.
00:07:38 Everyone in our family
00:07:41 We don't make scenes.
00:07:44 There's a hole
00:07:48 okay... grandma?
00:07:56 Hi, how are you?
00:07:58 - Thank you, Mr. João.
00:08:00 Did you get henna
00:08:02 Yeah, I stopped
00:08:03 Did you remember
00:08:05 - Hi, Mr. Isaías.
00:08:07 A complete manicure kit -
00:08:09 to make sure
00:08:13 Oh, and I got gloves
00:08:16 Did she wear gloves?
00:08:18 No, but I wouldn't stick
00:08:21 Would you?
00:08:22 Not a chance!
00:08:23 Not even with gloves.
00:08:26 Our soundtrack
00:08:29 - Is this okay?
00:08:31 Should I bring ham and cheese
00:08:33 Yeah!
00:08:34 Grilled ham and cheese
00:08:37 We should take those
00:08:40 in case the old lady dies.
00:08:42 Okay, I'll get some.
00:08:44 - And straws.
00:08:50 Did you remember
00:08:53 I got all the keys
00:08:55 About 200 of them.
00:08:57 Cheap suntan lotion.
00:08:59 I got the original.
00:09:01 - Are you serious?
00:09:03 - No kidding?
00:09:04 - Let me see.
00:09:10 - Rayito de Sol.
00:09:14 We're going to fry
00:09:22 You know, I think
00:09:24 If we kept waiting
00:09:28 we'd never do it.
00:09:30 And she's starting
00:09:35 You can't torture a person
00:09:42 Mrs. Jurema,
00:09:45 There's no such thing
00:09:48 If there's rejection in spite
00:09:52 you increase the dose.
00:09:54 Relax, Mrs. Jurema.
00:09:57 You're breaking up...
00:09:59 I'm going into the garage.
00:10:05 Take your feet
00:10:07 Sit up.
00:10:08 - Hi.
00:10:10 - Has your mom had lunch?
00:10:13 She's in the bedroom
00:10:14 How many vials?
00:10:16 I have no idea.
00:10:18 There's morphine in it.
00:10:19 They use it to help
00:10:22 Jeez! Three?
00:10:24 Take fourjust in case,
00:10:28 Suzana!
00:10:29 - Hi, hon!
00:10:31 Just a minute.
00:10:33 Roberta is...
00:10:35 She's trying on
00:10:38 Pick that up.
00:10:40 Open it!
00:10:43 Oh, God!
00:10:45 - Hi.
00:10:47 - Hi, Francisco.
00:10:53 She's really depressed.
00:10:58 Right.
00:10:59 Depressed and
00:11:01 What do you think women
00:11:05 This old woman
00:11:09 To give us our revenge
00:11:13 Francisco, we have to talk.
00:11:14 Go ahead.
00:11:15 Roberta invited me
00:11:18 - to spend the weekend...
00:11:20 Have you seen
00:11:22 that comes in a tube,
00:11:26 No, I haven't.
00:11:27 Roberta invited me to spend
00:11:30 - Which weekend?
00:11:32 We're going today and
00:11:34 Are you crazy?
00:11:36 It's your son's birthday.
00:11:38 Everything's been arranged,
00:11:39 and I'll be back
00:11:41 C'mon, Francisco, we've been
00:11:45 To the beach house where we
00:11:48 Beach house?
00:11:50 It's a salmon thing in a tube,
00:11:55 Haven't you seen it?
00:11:58 I know what you're talking about,
00:12:04 Grandma...
00:12:06 Guess what I brought you?
00:12:09 Salmon paste, pure protein.
00:12:13 Excellent for
00:12:15 My grandmother's
00:12:17 Suzana, your grandmother
00:12:20 Sure she does.
00:12:23 Listen,
00:12:24 you know exactly what I think
00:12:29 - Has she stopped drinking?
00:12:34 Doesn't touch
00:12:36 Since it might
00:12:45 Enjoy your "trip".
00:12:49 Enjoy it.
00:12:50 Hi, Roberta, it's me.
00:12:52 I might be a little late.
00:12:54 What a drag! Why?
00:12:56 I think I'm going to have
00:12:59 Yuck!
00:13:16 Honey, she's feeling fragile
00:13:21 Right.
00:13:23 I couldn't say no.
00:13:25 But why does it
00:13:29 Because she was fired
00:13:32 - She's depressed.
00:13:35 You've never seen Roberta
00:13:37 It's serious.
00:13:40 She sends out
00:13:42 Suzana, I'm a doctor.
00:13:46 An urologist. You don't
00:13:52 I seriously suspect
00:13:55 Not on purpose, of course.
00:13:57 She already has a hard
00:13:59 and that one was worse,
00:14:01 So the usual Sunday blues were
00:14:05 She turned on the TV,
00:14:07 looked at Senna...
00:14:10 And he took the curve.
00:14:12 That's preposterous!
00:14:17 Could you turn down
00:14:21 A little more.
00:14:25 My sister's
00:14:27 The keys to the car.
00:14:29 Tell her I went to find a bar
00:14:34 To fill up my bottle.
00:14:48 - I've got his wallet.
00:14:50 Do you have it?
00:14:56 Waiter, do I need a table
00:15:00 - Of course.
00:15:02 Wait half an hour.
00:15:04 This one's free.
00:15:06 - No, it's taken.
00:15:09 The gentleman went
00:15:10 - He's going to pay the check.
00:15:28 - I think they tricked you.
00:15:31 You were sitting
00:15:33 Yeah.
00:15:34 I think they ran off and
00:15:42 My cell phone!
00:15:44 They took my cell phone
00:15:48 - That's just plain mean.
00:15:52 How am I going
00:15:53 Scotch whisky!
00:15:55 I don't have a cent!
00:15:57 Relax.
00:15:59 - You think they'll be back?
00:16:03 If you let me have
00:16:05 - I'll fix this for you.
00:16:11 Extremely.
00:16:13 Get me a clean glass
00:16:15 with lots of ice
00:16:17 Go ahead.
00:16:19 Lots of ice and
00:16:21 - Where?
00:16:25 - A tall one.
00:16:27 A tall clean glass,
00:16:29 with lots of ice and
00:16:31 - That's it.
00:16:33 Right.
00:16:37 I like the effect of the
00:16:39 Okay.
00:16:41 The ice makes it feel
00:16:44 And it's just enough water
00:16:47 - Water is crucial.
00:16:49 I get horrible hangovers
00:16:52 Is that why
00:16:54 - Like what?
00:16:56 I like being white.
00:16:58 I like white women too.
00:17:01 I hate really
00:17:04 Those brown bottoms with
00:17:08 remind me of school
00:17:10 - with frozen cheese.
00:17:13 remind you of cheeseburgers
00:17:15 School cheeseburgers.
00:17:18 But they have great
00:17:22 The best.
00:17:23 My grilled cheese is exactly
00:17:27 Really?
00:17:28 The secret is that,
00:17:30 the grill is filthy with
00:17:34 So you know what I do?
00:17:36 I rub pieces of bacon on mine
00:17:46 - Can I ask you a question?
00:17:49 When you were in school,
00:17:51 did you throw paper balls
00:17:54 or did they throw
00:17:57 Both.
00:17:59 Did you throw more
00:18:01 I got hit more often
00:18:04 Great.
00:18:05 So I can trust you.
00:18:11 Would you call this "lots of
00:18:16 Yeah.
00:18:27 For God's sake.
00:18:28 For God's sake what?
00:18:30 She uses cannabis,
00:18:34 That's why Tiago
00:18:36 Because of your nonsense.
00:18:37 That has nothing
00:18:39 He has no idea
00:18:45 And you act as if
00:18:48 Thank you so much.
00:18:50 You don't even know me,
00:18:54 paying the check
00:18:57 Me? Pay the check?
00:19:00 - But that's what you said.
00:19:03 - That you'd fix this for me.
00:19:06 I didn't say
00:19:08 Why do you think
00:19:11 We'll use the old trick
00:19:14 - "Old trick"?
00:19:16 and I caught you with
00:19:19 - My secretary or my lover?
00:19:23 We start on the count
00:19:26 - Here we go.
00:19:28 I'm terrible at improvising.
00:19:30 I can't even play charades.
00:19:33 You dirty scoundrel!
00:19:36 How could you
00:19:39 That's it!
00:19:41 - It's over, Adamastor!
00:19:44 I'm moving out.
00:19:48 I'm going to step in front
00:19:52 I'm going to kill myself!
00:19:54 I'm going to kill myself!
00:20:00 I'm going to kill myself!
00:20:10 No, don't do it, Georgia!
00:20:13 No! I love you!
00:20:17 No!
00:20:20 Quick! They're going
00:20:22 No, they're not.
00:20:26 Now we're screwed.
00:20:27 The police!
00:20:29 Try to look like an athlete.
00:20:32 One... Breathe.
00:20:33 Two... Keep breathing!
00:20:35 I'm totally screwed.
00:20:38 All the waiters
00:20:40 The police will
00:20:41 Yeah, they will.
00:20:43 If they know where you work,
00:20:45 This only works
00:20:48 Oh, my God,
00:20:50 You relax.
00:20:52 Do you know that...
00:20:54 - Ipiaçoca.
00:20:55 You'll be on an interstate...
00:20:57 If they pull you over, they'll
00:21:00 The same ones that say
00:21:01 you have to give your
00:21:03 Sunday morning.
00:21:05 Sunday morning isn't
00:21:08 If they find anything,
00:21:10 - You have a child to raise.
00:21:13 My God, I have
00:21:15 a beautiful little worm!
00:21:18 - Here.
00:21:19 Are you taking
00:21:20 Yes, but I don't know
00:21:23 I'll check my messages, okay?
00:21:26 If I'm not in
00:21:31 Stop it, Suzana.
00:21:35 Suzana...
00:21:37 Tiago's watching.
00:21:39 I love you.
00:21:42 There's twice as much nicotine
00:21:48 So, let's play video games?
00:21:51 I'll play by myself.
00:21:55 I may have the perfect
00:21:58 - But what?
00:22:02 Play it cool.
00:22:03 Hey, Boy Scouts!
00:22:05 - One for all...
00:22:12 Su!
00:22:14 Suzana, this is Renato.
00:22:17 He's your neighbor
00:22:19 - He works over there.
00:22:23 Nice to meet you.
00:22:24 So...
00:22:26 It's getting late.
00:22:27 - Let's go?
00:22:29 - Renato's going with us, okay?
00:22:31 He's spending
00:22:33 at the beach house.
00:22:35 Have you asked grandma?
00:22:37 Think about it:
00:22:40 What if there are
00:22:43 Cockroaches, spiders...
00:22:44 - I don't want to be a burden.
00:22:48 Su, he needs help.
00:22:51 He's an outlaw.
00:22:52 Oh, excellent...
00:22:55 I'm not an outlaw.
00:22:59 He's one of us.
00:23:01 The kids threw
00:23:35 This is unbelievable.
00:23:37 I'm not used to doing
00:23:42 Sounds stupid, doesn't it?
00:23:45 But I feel like...
00:23:48 Like a rebel, you know?
00:23:51 Yeah, right!
00:23:53 Genuine freedom,
00:23:56 For the first time... Free!
00:23:59 I didn't think I had to ask,
00:24:00 but you're taking pot
00:24:03 Of course.
00:24:05 I don't know whether
00:24:07 but it's all I had.
00:24:09 50 grams.
00:24:32 Did you know this
00:24:35 50g of pot could mean
00:24:38 Francisco said
00:24:40 Men are all wimps.
00:24:42 Listen, dear,
00:24:44 Yeah, how old?
00:24:45 Thirty-one, why?
00:24:47 You'll be in your forties
00:24:50 in your prime.
00:24:52 It's worse for women
00:24:55 If the police stop us,
00:24:58 and we had nothing
00:25:01 Exactly.
00:25:02 We'll say he kidnapped us
00:25:08 I know: We'll say
00:25:11 - and he gave us drugs.
00:25:14 Then he fucked us,
00:25:17 and now he's making up
00:25:19 - about the pot being ours.
00:25:21 He made us satisfy
00:25:26 Honestly, I don't think
00:25:29 Then he tied us to the seat
00:25:34 If I had my cell phone,
00:25:37 I'd get out at
00:25:39 Relax, baby, relax.
00:25:41 I don't feel like
00:25:43 Haven't you ever
00:25:45 - Of course I have.
00:25:47 - Of course I've smoked pot.
00:25:50 Several times.
00:25:52 I've smoked pot
00:25:54 Since you were little!
00:25:56 So smoke some now.
00:25:58 One hit,
00:26:00 I know what you want.
00:26:02 You want to pressure
00:26:03 You're the most obvious
00:26:10 Wimp!
00:26:13 Smoke some, Renato.
00:26:14 Just to show her.
00:26:16 You want me to smoke?
00:26:18 - I'll smoke.
00:26:27 - There, I smoked.
00:26:30 - I'm going to smoke again.
00:26:36 I smoked again.
00:26:39 Go on, go on!
00:26:44 Which doesn't make it
00:26:49 For sure!
00:27:00 Let me dance
00:27:02 Let my body become Odara
00:27:08 My darling
00:27:10 Let my mind become Odara
00:27:14 Become Odara
00:27:16 Let me sing
00:27:19 So the world will
00:27:23 Everything a rare jewel
00:27:27 - Anything you dream of
00:27:31 - I wonder if... I don't know.
00:27:33 Do you think I have
00:27:37 Mom didn't have short hair.
00:27:44 There's something
00:27:47 We're screwed.
00:27:49 - Hide it in your underwear!
00:27:51 Go in there!
00:28:09 I told you.
00:28:19 They broke into my
00:28:21 Can you believe it?
00:28:54 A sensational
00:29:01 They're both shooting up.
00:29:04 Not a problem.
00:29:09 - He's going to open the trunk.
00:29:11 He'd have to find out
00:29:18 There's an old lady
00:29:20 No kidding!
00:29:28 She's your grandma!
00:29:30 You kidnapped
00:29:32 Wait a minute.
00:29:35 We're doing exactly
00:29:39 She did this to you?
00:29:40 She locked you up
00:29:42 No.
00:29:43 But she took us to the damn
00:29:47 And made us fry in the sun
00:29:51 Straightened our hair,
00:29:53 - tested our virginity...
00:29:57 We're going to do that
00:29:59 - For God's sake, you guys.
00:30:03 That's it, I'm leaving.
00:30:05 This has nothing
00:30:19 Do you know how many years
00:30:22 Not "you". "We".
00:30:26 And a repeat offender.
00:30:28 But we're just taking
00:30:30 for a weekend on the beach.
00:30:32 - The woman needs fresh air.
00:30:36 Anyone would go nuts.
00:30:43 Do you know where
00:30:44 No, but she said something
00:30:48 Wasn't the house
00:30:50 She said she had
00:30:52 No, it's Itacuruçoca.
00:30:54 Or is it lbateguara?
00:30:58 This looks like Piaçabusu.
00:31:01 No, it's Itacuruçoca.
00:31:02 I'll just look
00:31:04 I've got to find it sometime.
00:31:06 You watch Tiago.
00:31:08 Hold on.
00:31:09 Take my pills,
00:31:12 has convulsions while
00:31:15 And take some sleeping pills
00:31:19 because you, my brother,
00:31:44 To the dungeon with you,
00:31:49 For God's sake!
00:31:51 Straightening your hair,
00:31:53 I'm a lawyer,
00:31:56 Great.
00:31:57 So what we're going
00:32:07 Serve the general
00:32:12 I'm leaving.
00:33:03 I can't allow you to go
00:33:08 Let's take the old lady
00:33:13 Listen here,
00:33:14 if you want to chicken out,
00:33:16 But don't ruin our weekend.
00:33:19 We've been planning it
00:33:22 Plus, she could have
00:33:25 All she had to do was agree
00:33:29 We'll never leave Brasilia.
00:33:31 It serves no purpose,
00:33:33 - The makeup, Roberta.
00:33:35 - In my bag.
00:33:38 Her money, my ass!
00:33:40 Our grandfather built
00:33:43 He died before
00:33:45 Yeah, from so much nagging.
00:33:47 When mom got
00:33:49 - grandma threw her out.
00:33:51 Mom moved in with dad
00:33:53 When Roberta was born,
00:33:56 Get it?
00:33:58 Oh, Emílio, Emílio...
00:34:00 Emílio Garrastazu Médici,
00:34:03 what a man!
00:34:07 So, are you staying
00:34:09 or coming with us?
00:34:40 I want to make
00:34:42 I'm only here because I don't
00:34:44 Renato, I'm not stupid.
00:34:46 Everyone knows you shouldn't
00:34:49 But I'm telling you
00:34:52 - Either you have the guts...
00:34:55 Either you have the guts
00:34:57 of being nice just
00:35:00 - or you don't.
00:35:02 I thought you weren't
00:35:04 I was wrong.
00:35:07 - It wasn't the first time.
00:35:09 Let's not talk about
00:35:12 - That's off limits.
00:35:14 As long as you stop calling
00:35:18 - What? "Dirty man"?
00:35:21 It's what I call
00:35:23 I love you, my Brazil,
00:35:25 My heart is green,
00:35:29 - I love you, my Brazil
00:35:32 No one can hold back
00:35:36 I love you, my Brazil,
00:35:40 No one can hold back
00:36:05 Damn!
00:36:48 - Good afternoon.
00:36:52 - I'm sorry about your car...
00:36:56 You see, my wife...
00:36:57 My wife got involved
00:37:00 - Evidence.
00:37:01 Spread your legs.
00:37:03 - It's her junkie sister...
00:37:06 Captain, take a look.
00:37:08 What is this?
00:37:09 - Hey, perp!
00:37:11 - Look at this...
00:37:12 That isn't mine.
00:37:15 in case she ODs,
00:37:18 Ow, that stings!
00:37:20 It's over for you, buddy.
00:37:23 The judge is out of town
00:37:26 You'll be in the slammer
00:37:28 It's the law,
00:37:30 But there's got
00:37:33 I'll buy you a brand new car,
00:37:37 - Private Nelson, right?
00:37:40 And my dear friend,
00:37:43 Let's make a deal,
00:37:47 - Help me out here.
00:37:51 How much?
00:37:53 A thousand?
00:37:55 - Maybe three thousand?
00:37:57 Are you aware that
00:37:59 - I'm an honest citizen.
00:38:01 - I pay my taxes. I demand...
00:38:26 I won't have you
00:38:28 - You're going to the club.
00:38:31 Your mother is out
00:38:34 You're going to the club,
00:38:37 because a weak body is
00:38:40 Come on.
00:38:41 Hurry up, kid!
00:38:45 Because I've been
00:38:46 Ever since my first steps
00:38:53 I'm always in outer space
00:38:59 Because I'm smart,
00:39:04 Come on, it'll be cool
00:39:08 Catch a ride
00:39:11 See the Milky Way
00:39:13 Such a beautiful road
00:39:15 Play hide-and-seek
00:39:19 And come home in our
00:39:23 Médici, what a man!
00:39:37 Why do you take
00:39:41 So I don't get sick.
00:39:45 Come on, pick up.
00:39:48 Eat.
00:39:52 Oh, God...
00:39:57 Shit...
00:39:58 Hello! Cleusa?
00:40:00 You've reached the home
00:40:02 Cleusa! Talk to me!
00:40:04 The police are after me!
00:40:06 I drove into the woods,
00:40:09 Who would you like
00:40:12 Hello! Cleusa!
00:40:13 I can't hear you.
00:40:15 - Hello?
00:40:17 I'm desperate, Cleusa!
00:40:19 Could you speak
00:40:22 Hello!
00:40:23 The connection is awful.
00:40:24 Hello, Cleusa...
00:40:27 Hello, Cleusa!
00:40:30 It's me!
00:40:33 Cleusa!
00:40:36 Hello, Cleusa!
00:40:40 I paid good money
00:41:05 - We're here!
00:41:10 Hurry up and take
00:41:13 We have to go in naked.
00:41:17 Hurry up, Roberta!
00:41:19 This is great!
00:41:23 - I'm coming!
00:41:26 Take your belt off,
00:41:28 I'm taking it off!
00:42:45 Do you think
00:42:48 - There's the fireplace.
00:42:53 Brute force won't help.
00:42:56 You have to pull on it
00:42:59 Stubborn!
00:43:19 Looks like a horror movie.
00:43:21 It is a horror movie.
00:43:30 I wonder if there are
00:43:33 If I step on a dead animal,
00:43:41 - You try.
00:43:43 Go. One, two...
00:43:58 Do you think
00:44:01 I don't know if I'm shivering
00:44:12 I'm going to open the curtain
00:44:15 The empress' staircase!
00:44:22 A trillion dust mites
00:44:26 Don't worry, I'll fix it.
00:44:27 Look, there's firewood!
00:44:29 - Can you light it?
00:44:31 Do you know how
00:44:33 Of course.
00:44:37 A handsome guy,
00:44:40 a fireplace...
00:44:45 Things are getting good.
00:44:57 BEWARE: FIERCE DOG
00:45:19 I did it.
00:45:22 Whisky!
00:45:23 She's was born
00:45:25 Look: Cocoa liqueur,
00:45:27 Campari,
00:45:30 Fernet...
00:45:32 - Party!
00:45:36 Renato, can't you manage
00:45:41 - You get a strip dance.
00:45:53 Quiet, doggie...
00:45:55 I'm just going
00:45:58 I'm a friend of the family's...
00:46:03 Take it easy.
00:46:06 I'm going to go around.
00:46:12 Oh, my God!
00:46:21 Help!
00:46:22 Heeeeeeelp!
00:46:36 He's cute, isn't he?
00:46:38 Yeah, he's cute.
00:46:39 But he's a little square,
00:46:43 You know I have a thing
00:46:57 Who's the wimp here?
00:47:43 I come out of your eyes
00:47:48 I roll around
00:47:52 Like a burning love
00:47:55 Black magic
00:47:58 Seduction
00:48:02 Like a goddess
00:48:07 You keep me
00:48:12 And the things
00:48:16 Take me beyond
00:48:21 So close to legends
00:48:26 So far from the end
00:48:31 In the mood to share
00:48:33 From the depths of pleasure
00:48:36 The love and the power
00:48:55 So close to legends
00:49:00 She's beautiful
00:49:03 And her body makes
00:49:07 Her eyes make me want
00:49:11 To go crazy, lose myself,
00:49:45 Quiet...
00:50:11 Go ahead and bark,
00:50:13 Go ahead, bark!
00:50:32 Hey, Mr. Friendly!
00:50:36 Step out of the car.
00:50:38 - Hands on your head.
00:50:40 - I'm coming out.
00:50:42 Good boy.
00:50:45 Here's Mr. Hasty, Captain.
00:50:47 It's a little cold,
00:50:51 Always on voicemail...
00:50:53 If you haven't
00:50:55 she hasn't called
00:50:57 Skittles the Clown
00:50:59 asking for the address.
00:51:01 But I heard on TV
00:51:04 that's been attacking
00:51:07 so I said the party
00:51:10 If it was true, you'll have
00:52:08 Cleusa?
00:52:10 I'm great.
00:52:12 Is Tiago there?
00:52:14 Cleusa... Cleusa!
00:52:17 Cleusa, pay attention.
00:52:18 Pay attention!
00:52:19 A clown called Skittles
00:52:23 Skittles, Cleusa.
00:52:25 He's going to call.
00:52:27 Oh, he called?
00:52:29 Did you give him
00:52:31 You did what?
00:52:36 Grandma!
00:52:38 Grandma! Grandma!
00:52:46 Grandma...
00:52:59 Grandma?
00:53:27 Just 2mg.
00:53:31 Lift her a little higher.
00:53:33 Just a little.
00:53:35 Hold on.
00:53:38 To the right...
00:53:44 See how dangerous
00:53:46 Words can't describe
00:53:56 - Ouch, my hair!
00:53:59 The old woman's heavy!
00:54:06 Can I come in?
00:54:07 Come on in.
00:54:10 See how nice we are?
00:54:15 Ouch!
00:54:15 Just 2mg?
00:54:17 Damn it!
00:54:19 That's enough.
00:54:22 She's biting my hand!
00:54:23 Ow, shoot!
00:54:25 Let go!
00:54:27 Who are you, murderer?
00:54:30 Ow, my hand...
00:54:33 Murderer! Murderer...
00:54:37 - Roberta!
00:54:39 Roberta! Oh, my God!
00:54:50 Get her arm! Her arm!
00:54:59 - She's going to fall.
00:55:07 Ah, Emílio...
00:55:11 What a man!
00:55:19 I'm dead.
00:55:21 I'm dead.
00:55:22 Did you inject
00:55:24 No, it was just a little prick.
00:55:27 Just... a little prick...
00:55:33 What a man!
00:55:37 Are you sure it was
00:56:12 "Just a little prick"?
00:56:28 Sun is health.
00:56:32 I'm going to peel all over
00:56:34 and look like
00:56:35 And I'm going to get
00:56:38 I don't know
00:56:41 They must have switched
00:56:55 Good morning,
00:56:59 Grandma, we don't want
00:57:02 but you have to behave.
00:57:05 Oh, grandma...
00:57:07 You look very pale.
00:57:11 You need a little tan.
00:57:14 We even brought
00:57:18 Or else...
00:57:31 Listen, Private...
00:57:34 This place is Itacuruçoca,
00:57:39 No, I remember.
00:57:41 It's lpiaçoca, right?
00:57:44 No...
00:57:48 Is this Pariconha?
00:57:51 Itacuruçoca, buddy.
00:57:53 Right! I knew that was it.
00:58:18 Is that nice, grandma?
00:58:24 The water's great,
00:58:26 Come on in!
00:58:28 - Here comes the water!
00:58:53 Your castle's coming down!
00:58:56 Come in the water, Roberta.
00:59:11 - Is it war?
00:59:14 - Here comes the water!
00:59:56 Now is the moment of truth.
01:00:00 Let's see.
01:00:08 Exactly the same.
01:00:12 It isn't exactly
01:00:17 But you didn't bring
01:00:20 It isn't the same thing.
01:01:15 One, two, one, two...
01:01:21 Watch out...
01:01:23 Be careful.
01:01:36 I'm coming.
01:01:59 Easy, grandma.
01:02:00 - Easy, grandma!
01:02:06 Hold on... Lift her up!
01:02:09 - To the second floor.
01:02:12 - The step. Slowly.
01:02:16 Roberta, grab the stool.
01:02:19 Come on, grandma.
01:02:21 - Come on.
01:02:26 We could do a little work
01:02:29 - Not a chance.
01:02:31 You know I hate that.
01:02:34 - I like shaving.
01:02:37 Your foot looks awful.
01:03:00 Pot!
01:03:03 Now you're addicted
01:03:06 And before people start
01:03:09 like they talk about us,
01:03:12 Straighten your hair.
01:03:13 Let's straighten
01:03:15 so no one thinks we have
01:03:18 Our dad.
01:03:24 Grandma dear,
01:03:26 why such long nails?
01:03:29 You have the hands
01:03:31 We can't let people think
01:03:35 right, grandma dear?
01:03:40 I'm hungry for cuticles!
01:03:43 Su, do you think they
01:03:48 Sure... Sure they could.
01:03:50 Ours did.
01:03:52 - I'll be outside.
01:03:54 If you can't take blood,
01:03:57 the "privates waxing".
01:03:59 "Mrs. Judite's granddaughters
01:04:02 I'm leaving.
01:04:04 Stay!
01:04:05 Every torture session
01:04:07 Let him go, Suzana.
01:04:09 We can't trust him.
01:04:13 Nobody ever threw
01:04:29 Hey, Mr. Private,
01:04:31 I have the right
01:04:33 It's assured by
01:04:37 Pre-historic mammal
01:04:39 - Never mind that...
01:04:42 It's the mammoth...
01:04:45 Excuse me.
01:04:46 Have you ever had that mark
01:04:51 It could be malignant.
01:04:53 I'm a doctor.
01:04:55 Check my ID.
01:04:58 I could give you
01:05:00 so you wouldn't
01:05:05 A patient of mine had
01:05:10 He also thought
01:05:14 that everything was fine...
01:05:17 Then, suddenly, the thing
01:05:21 that cancer.
01:05:24 I've had this
01:05:26 Well, tell me: Is it the same
01:05:31 - It's grown a little.
01:05:34 I'm a doctor.
01:05:35 But you just keep calm,
01:05:39 because that's cancer.
01:05:43 It's cancer.
01:05:44 If you're lucky, it'll spread
01:05:48 like Michael Jackson.
01:05:49 In fact,
01:05:51 on his neck.
01:05:53 Next, the nose gets thinner,
01:05:57 think you're Peter Pan...
01:05:59 Hey, buddy...
01:06:00 You're a doctor.
01:06:03 Now I don't know,
01:06:06 You said it's growing.
01:06:08 What if it jumps on me?
01:06:10 - Just take a look...
01:06:13 - Do me this favor!
01:06:16 - Take a look!
01:06:18 I'm not going
01:06:20 Yes, you are.
01:06:22 Just do me a favor
01:06:24 Slowly, then.
01:06:25 Please. Just take
01:06:26 Relax.
01:06:28 - Oh, it's white!
01:06:29 It's white and large,
01:06:31 Can it spread to my body?
01:06:33 This is a rush diagnosis
01:06:36 but if I were you,
01:06:40 because the doctors here...
01:06:43 - I'm afraid it may be serious.
01:06:46 - It could spread?
01:06:49 inside and out.
01:06:50 - Inside too?
01:06:54 This is amazing...
01:06:57 Be quiet or I'll stick
01:07:01 Michael Jackson.
01:07:21 Leave me alone!
01:07:24 Stop it!
01:07:34 This was our favorite
01:07:37 We'd watch the sunset
01:07:42 Are you done?
01:07:43 The manicure
01:07:46 Why are you like this?
01:07:49 I'm just a practical woman.
01:07:51 But Roberta is fucked up.
01:07:53 For God's sake, why don't
01:07:56 It's in the past,
01:07:59 Do you really think
01:08:02 torturing this hag,
01:08:05 I'm here for Roberta.
01:08:07 She's never had a boyfriend
01:08:11 Guys can't handle it.
01:08:13 Roberta has asthma,
01:08:16 She'd had seven pneumonias
01:08:21 Are you making out?
01:08:24 No. Just watching the sea.
01:08:27 It's the same sea
01:08:29 Yeah, it's the same sea.
01:08:33 She always hit on all
01:08:37 Didn't you, Su?
01:08:44 Do you want to fuck
01:08:46 I can leave.
01:08:48 Suzana was telling
01:08:50 Bad things, right?
01:08:52 No, not bad things.
01:08:55 I'm sorry I ruined
01:08:58 but it's time to go.
01:09:10 Grandma,
01:09:12 Suzana is hitting
01:09:14 Because she can.
01:09:16 She's prettier than you.
01:09:18 If you listened to me,
01:09:23 if you let
01:09:25 if you weren't so skinny,
01:09:29 the boys might
01:10:29 - Where's my car?
01:10:32 The captain took it
01:10:34 - but he'll bring it back.
01:10:36 Jesus Christ...
01:10:39 We'll just go
01:10:40 Let's go.
01:10:42 Play it cool.
01:10:43 Play it cool,
01:10:45 - Play it cool, police car.
01:10:48 Play it cool, police car...
01:10:50 Open the door.
01:10:52 C'mon, open the door.
01:10:55 - Put them on. Hurry up!
01:10:58 - Put the other one here.
01:11:00 - The other hand.
01:11:02 Hurry up, man!
01:11:15 What should we do?
01:11:18 For God's sake, aren't you
01:11:21 I miss Francisco.
01:11:34 You go in front.
01:11:53 Where is she?
01:12:34 That bathroom
01:12:39 Tell Suzana I'm not going
01:12:45 We didn't think
01:12:48 Suzana said you used to
01:12:51 I'm sorry.
01:12:54 - Can I ask you a favor?
01:12:57 Leave me alone.
01:13:01 "Lots of ice and
01:13:04 That's not your whisky,
01:13:09 You're an iceberg
01:13:13 - I don't get it.
01:13:16 Your heart is cold.
01:13:18 Just an inch of feeling
01:13:23 You should let
01:13:26 let the feelings flow.
01:13:30 I get it,
01:13:34 but I think we should
01:13:39 Never mind.
01:13:41 No, stay.
01:13:44 You can stay.
01:13:46 Stay.
01:13:49 I was enjoying the subject,
01:13:58 Shall we change metaphors
01:14:02 Talk without metaphors.
01:14:06 All right.
01:14:09 I think you may be letting
01:14:13 because your heart
01:14:16 shut off from feeling.
01:14:20 I think you were doing
01:14:24 Okay.
01:14:26 Let's say you're Antarctica
01:14:31 Sorry.
01:14:33 Much as Amyr Klink
01:14:36 and want to stay longer,
01:14:40 The coldness of Antarctica
01:14:45 Get it?
01:14:47 Yeah.
01:14:52 Antarctica apologizes
01:14:57 but the environment
01:15:04 But Amyr likes Antarctica
01:15:09 Beautiful, white,
01:15:13 She just needs
01:15:24 If you just sit there
01:15:27 I'm going to do my
01:15:32 Do what?
01:15:34 I have a five-second
01:15:36 for things to happen,
01:15:43 I get it.
01:15:45 Do you want me to do
01:15:49 - Will it hurt?
01:15:53 Well, possibly,
01:15:57 but only later,
01:16:01 someday.
01:16:06 Do it.
01:16:12 Really?
01:16:16 Really.
01:16:20 Five, four, three,
01:17:34 I'd like to state something
01:17:37 There's a good reason for
01:17:41 Someone could be forcing
01:17:44 very dangerous substances.
01:17:47 - Can you understand that?
01:17:50 And don't you worry.
01:17:52 I'll let you go at
01:17:55 No, you won't.
01:17:57 - What do you mean?
01:17:58 - Sure I will.
01:18:00 Why not?
01:18:01 The keys to the handcuffs
01:18:07 I'm just going to drive
01:18:10 my better half.
01:18:13 Okay.
01:18:15 And you tell your boss
01:18:18 but I couldn't, because you
01:18:23 No problem.
01:18:25 You are not a hostage.
01:18:31 And there's one more detail.
01:18:33 I'm not the real
01:18:37 I'm pretending to be him,
01:18:39 I'm trying to hurt
01:18:42 I really hate
01:18:45 the real one, of course.
01:18:56 Sleep tight.
01:18:58 Considering
01:19:02 First: Life is short.
01:19:05 Second: We've already
01:19:08 equivalent to 20 years
01:19:12 Third: A grilled cheese
01:19:16 Fourth: Sexual intercourse burns
01:19:27 Considering
01:19:31 No.
01:19:36 - Convincing arguments.
01:19:45 What are you thinking of?
01:19:46 Nothing particularly
01:19:48 What? Tell me.
01:19:50 Skittles the Clown.
01:19:53 Is he cute?
01:19:55 He was going to perform
01:19:59 but that bitch Cleusa
01:20:01 Who's "that bitch Cleusa"?
01:20:03 Cleusa, Francisco's sister.
01:20:05 - Her name is Cleusa?
01:20:08 I could've died
01:20:10 Well, that bitch Cleusa
01:20:13 That's what
01:20:20 What about you?
01:20:22 You don't have to ask
01:20:25 - It's not a rule.
01:20:31 I was thinking of us,
01:20:34 how you went through
01:20:37 and became
01:20:38 My life is far
01:20:41 You know that.
01:20:43 When I married Francisco,
01:20:47 Today he's a square.
01:20:49 He gets home at 9pm
01:20:52 talks for 2 hours about
01:20:56 - then goes on the Internet.
01:21:00 I do, sweetie, I do.
01:21:04 He's all I've got.
01:21:07 I can't get a stupid clown
01:21:11 We'll work it out tomorrow.
01:21:15 Do you know why they say
01:21:21 For most people,
01:21:23 it's the first time
01:21:25 Real love, you know?
01:21:28 People marry and live
01:21:33 Then come the children.
01:21:38 Today I think of clowns
01:21:43 not of smothering
01:21:54 Tiago changed my life,
01:21:57 and I'm failing him, too.
01:22:04 We're the same, Roberta.
01:22:07 We'll never know
01:22:33 - Hi.
01:22:37 Did you sleep well?
01:22:38 - Did you two?
01:22:41 - No?
01:22:42 It isn't what
01:22:43 - Of course not.
01:22:46 Actually, it is, but not
01:22:49 - It's what you were thinking.
01:22:52 You know I'm stupid
01:22:54 - Whatever, don't tell me.
01:22:58 It was supposed
01:23:00 What was?
01:23:04 - Are you ready?
01:23:06 But I don't want
01:23:08 No one's going
01:23:10 Come on.
01:23:23 The great clown...
01:23:28 He needs a name.
01:23:30 The Great Giggles
01:23:46 Careful...
01:23:48 Take her leg.
01:23:50 That was one, grandma.
01:23:52 Now the other.
01:23:56 Have you decided
01:23:59 The silverware
01:24:01 Cool. Two months'
01:24:04 - What about you?
01:24:07 and the framed picture
01:24:16 Renato, let's go.
01:24:18 Hey, Giggles, come on!
01:24:34 What do you mean,
01:24:36 How can you even
01:24:39 - It's too high!
01:24:41 Hey, it's officer Nelson
01:24:44 - Hurry!
01:24:49 Listen, Private,
01:24:51 does lpiaçoca end here,
01:24:55 Private!
01:24:56 Does lpiaçoca end here,
01:24:59 Yeah!
01:25:01 Can't be.
01:25:03 Shit, fuck, damn!
01:25:05 Hold on, Private.
01:25:15 Why can't this guy
01:25:17 I don't know!
01:25:19 I think he's possessed
01:25:24 - So he can't stop laughing!
01:25:29 Play it cool.
01:25:41 Step on the gas, Roberta!
01:25:43 Call the National
01:25:45 They can solve anything.
01:25:57 It's Suzana in that car,
01:26:02 - He's got makeup on.
01:26:04 Yeah. Must have had
01:26:11 In pursuit of the fugitive.
01:26:13 Officer Nelson
01:26:14 I'll repeat:
01:26:17 Don't forget, and this
01:26:19 - You are not a hostage.
01:26:21 You left the keys
01:26:34 Why don't you go
01:26:38 Cowards!
01:26:40 Say it louder.
01:26:41 I don't think
01:26:43 Call Emílio!
01:26:45 I think I've been possessed
01:26:48 I think it's him:
01:27:27 Ow, my back!
01:27:29 Brasília.
01:27:33 16-valve engine...
01:27:36 The guy driving the police car
01:27:42 Shit!
01:27:51 There's a shortcut
01:28:11 Shit!
01:28:15 Listen here:
01:28:23 Nothing!
01:28:25 Nobody!
01:28:39 Come on!
01:28:42 Come on, everyone,
01:28:46 One, two... Freeze!
01:28:51 Come on. One, two!
01:28:54 One, two, three!
01:28:57 One, two, three...
01:28:59 The clown is going
01:29:06 Sit down.
01:29:07 I'm going to tell you
01:29:10 - Have you ever seen one?
01:29:11 Neither have I.
01:29:21 It's Francisco.
01:29:24 - Hi, hon. Where are you?
01:29:26 the police station.
01:29:28 - I... I was arrested.
01:29:33 I was arrested for
01:29:36 driving under the influence,
01:29:38 drug possession,
01:29:40 trespassing,
01:29:42 and kidnapping
01:29:46 And destruction
01:29:48 Oh, and destruction
01:29:53 But I'm not finished!
01:29:56 Do you need a lawyer?
01:29:58 Yes, yes, yes!
01:30:00 No, no, no!
01:30:01 Mrs. Suzana Pecegueiro.
01:30:05 Your husband's on his way.
01:30:25 - Su, my love...
01:30:27 For God's sake,
01:30:30 - Francisco!
01:30:32 I love you so much!
01:30:35 Who's the guy?
01:30:37 - That guy.
01:30:43 He's your lawyer.
01:30:46 Hi...
01:30:59 Grandma, thank God
01:31:01 I was getting worried.
01:31:03 Did you get amnesia
01:31:05 Do you remember
01:31:07 I came to apologize for
01:31:11 15 years ago, remember?
01:31:13 When I was showing
01:31:15 it slipped from
01:31:18 You passed out and were
01:31:21 But I took care of you.
01:31:24 I did your hair,
01:31:28 You just moaned and groaned
01:31:32 about torture
01:31:36 You need to stop watching
01:31:41 Listen, I called
01:31:43 and he prescribed this
01:31:47 I'm not crazy.
01:31:50 Like what?
01:31:51 The beach house,
01:31:54 - the hair-straightening...
01:32:00 But it's in the past.
01:32:03 I've forgiven you.
01:32:06 The important thing
01:32:08 You're the only family
01:32:13 Take the medicine.
01:32:18 Okay.
01:32:19 - I'll take it later.
01:32:23 Here. Drink it.
01:32:28 There...
01:32:33 There. Good girl.
01:32:38 Good girl.
01:32:47 I love you, grandma.
01:32:54 What a man! A gaucho!
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