Mummy Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor The

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00:00:38 NARRATOR: Long ago, a mythic
00:00:42 played out in ancient China.
00:00:45 The country was torn by civil war,
00:00:48 with many kingdoms
00:00:53 But one king had a ruthless ambition
00:01:09 (CLEARING THROAT)
00:01:22 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
00:01:23 Leave me.
00:01:24 Prepare for war!
00:01:28 NARRATOR: The other rulers hired assassins
00:01:32 before he could conquer them all.
00:01:50 (GRUNTING)
00:01:53 (SWORDS CLASHING)
00:02:08 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
00:02:14 Stop! I am not harmed.
00:02:23 We attack tonight!
00:02:26 (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
00:02:38 NARRATOR: Kingdom by kingdom,
00:02:43 and anyone who resisted met a terrible fate.
00:02:50 The country was his.
00:02:52 He was now Emperor of All Under Heaven.
00:02:56 He enslaved his conquered enemies
00:03:01 When they were dead or useless,
00:03:36 The Emperor's mystics taught him
00:03:42 fire, water, earth, wood and metal.
00:03:46 His power seemed without limit.
00:03:52 He was master of millions,
00:03:55 but like the lowliest peasant,
00:03:59 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
00:04:00 I have too much to do for one lifetime.
00:04:04 NARRATOR: He needed to defeat
00:04:15 One day, news came of a powerful witch
00:04:19 who was rumoured to know
00:04:22 He ordered General Ming, his oldest friend
00:04:39 The witch was named Zi Yuan,
00:04:41 and she was nothing
00:04:53 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
00:04:54 Your Majesty...
00:05:01 Rise up.
00:05:05 I do not possess the secret of
00:05:09 ...but I know where to find it.
00:05:13 General...
00:05:17 No man is to touch her.
00:05:19 She is mine.
00:05:28 NARRATOR: On the western border
00:05:31 There was housed the greatest library
00:05:36 and Zi Yuan was sure
00:06:02 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
00:06:04 This is a key.
00:06:15 NARRATOR: It was the long lost
00:06:17 a collection of all the mystical secrets
00:06:22 The Emperor's answer was here
00:06:38 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
00:06:39 You have served me well.
00:06:43 I will grant you anything you desire.
00:06:48 I want to spend my life with General Ming.
00:06:54 Of course.
00:06:56 Read.
00:07:03 (CHANTING IN SANSKRIT)
00:07:15 NARRATOR: She cast the spell in Sanskrit,
00:07:17 an ancient language
00:07:26 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
00:07:27 I feel your spell working.
00:07:31 I am now immortal.
00:07:38 Come, I want to show you something.
00:07:53 (EXCLAIMING)
00:07:56 Become my queen and I will let him live.
00:08:00 Do what he says! Save yourself!
00:08:08 You will never keep your word.
00:08:12 You are right.
00:08:20 (GRUNTING)
00:08:23 (GASPS)
00:08:27 Now, join General Ming in hell.
00:08:44 (SHOUTING)
00:08:46 What did you do to me?
00:08:48 I cursed you and your army.
00:09:00 (EMPEROR GRUNTING IN PAIN)
00:09:05 Surround the Palace!
00:09:07 The Emperor is in trouble!
00:09:25 NARRATOR: The curse must never be lifted,
00:09:27 or the Emperor will rise again
00:09:32 On that dark day,
00:09:51 You can run, but you can't hide.
00:10:01 One o'clock.
00:10:02 OXFORDSHIRE, ENGLAND
00:10:05 Ten o'clock, one o'clock. Ten o'clock, one...
00:10:09 And this is something for grown men to do?
00:10:14 (EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)
00:10:22 (GRUNTING) Come on.
00:10:27 (SCREAMS)
00:10:32 Bite on this.
00:10:51 Evy, I'm home!
00:10:53 Mrs O'Connell is at her book reading, sir.
00:10:56 Oh, right. Well, that's great,
00:11:03 You didn't think I'd catch anything,
00:11:05 I had the utmost confidence, sir.
00:11:10 JAMESON: There's a hook in your neck, sir.
00:11:19 RICK: Fall back! Follow me!
00:11:29 EVELYN: "Now safely aboard the airship
00:11:32 LONDON
00:11:34 "Dash swept Scarlet into his arms.
00:11:36 "'Oh, God, Scarlet, I thought I'd lost you.'
00:11:42 "Bathed in rays of golden sunlight,
00:11:45 "our heroes sealed their reunion
00:11:50 "their love deeper and truer than ever."
00:11:59 Mrs O'Connell, we're all dying to know,
00:12:03 is the Scarlet O'Keefe character
00:12:08 Honestly, I can say
00:12:11 - Any more questions?
00:12:13 Mrs O'Connell, is your life today
00:12:19 (SIGHS)
00:12:20 I wish my life were that exciting now.
00:12:22 MAN: Will there be another book
00:12:23 WOMAN 2: Do you believe in happy endings?
00:12:27 (EXHALES)
00:12:29 Isn't this blissful?
00:12:33 Dinner at home.
00:12:37 - Every night.
00:12:40 - Here's to retirement.
00:12:48 (GULPS)
00:12:57 Still no letter from Alex.
00:13:01 Yeah, well, what do you expect?
00:13:02 The only time we ever hear from that kid
00:13:04 is when he's getting kicked out of college
00:13:06 I'm sure he's just buried in his studies.
00:13:15 - So, how did your book reading go?
00:13:20 Until they asked me, "When will there
00:13:23 Yeah, but you did promise the publisher
00:13:26 I know.
00:13:27 But I spend my nights staring
00:13:32 We could skip dinner, and I could
00:13:37 attempt to inspire you upstairs.
00:13:43 Oh, that's so sweet of you, darling.
00:13:46 But I'm going to sit at that typewriter
00:13:53 Thank you.
00:13:57 (EXCLAIMING DELIGHTEDLY)
00:13:58 Trout. How lovely!
00:13:59 (JAMESON CLEARS THROAT)
00:14:03 I'm so happy you found a hobby
00:14:08 (CRUNCHING)
00:14:14 NINGXIA PROVINCE, CHINA
00:14:28 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
00:14:29 Don't worry, we'll find the entrance today.
00:14:32 Li Tung, what's for lunch?
00:14:35 Noodle soup.
00:14:36 Very good.
00:14:44 ALEX: Good. Wilson's back.
00:14:47 You're a couple days late, Professor.
00:14:50 I was beginning to think
00:14:51 Oh, my dear fellow,
00:14:53 - Are you thirsty?
00:14:55 - Here you go.
00:14:58 You know,
00:15:00 I thought I was looking at your father.
00:15:03 You really are Rick O'Connell's son.
00:15:04 Yeah, well, hopefully after today,
00:15:09 What a powerful face!
00:15:12 When I told my colleagues at the museum
00:15:17 they were thrilled.
00:15:18 - Yes, however...
00:15:20 When am I gonna get in that tomb?
00:15:22 Don't let the buggers get you down.
00:15:24 It was you that discovered
00:15:27 and with it, you'll discover the Emperor.
00:15:30 - I have complete faith in you, Alex.
00:15:34 Thanks for believing in me.
00:15:36 (MAN SHOUTS)
00:15:38 We found it! We found the door!
00:15:43 Bad Mummy.
00:15:47 Yeah.
00:15:49 Vile Mummy?
00:15:52 (TYPING)
00:15:54 No. Cursed Mummy!
00:15:55 Mysterious Mummy.
00:16:00 Malignant Mummy.
00:16:07 Prepare to die!
00:16:11 Take that!
00:16:21 Rick!
00:16:24 Darling, where are you?
00:16:36 I'm ready to be inspired.
00:16:45 Do you remember the time
00:16:49 And you came to save me and you cut...
00:16:54 No! You tore open the ropes
00:16:58 just as he was about to plunge his...
00:17:01 (SNORING)
00:17:03 Oh, rats.
00:17:26 (LAUGHS)
00:17:32 Watch out!
00:17:41 - Emperor didn't want any houseguests.
00:17:43 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
00:17:45 Stay together.
00:18:11 Sir Colin Bembridge.
00:18:14 Oh, gee...
00:18:16 He went searching for this tomb
00:18:19 They left him like this as a warning.
00:18:21 Unfortunately, this is not the dead man
00:18:23 Let's keep moving.
00:19:02 Look at it, Alex.
00:19:04 Look at it!
00:19:43 (SCREAMING)
00:19:45 Chu Wah!
00:19:46 (WHIMPERING)
00:19:57 (SHOUTS IN MANDARIN)
00:20:26 (PANTING)
00:20:30 - Chu Wah.
00:20:32 Alex, Alex, they're dead! Come on.
00:20:34 This kind of danger goes with the territory.
00:20:38 Alex!
00:20:43 - Yes?
00:20:45 - Yes?
00:20:47 All right, good chap. Okay. Good chap.
00:20:57 All the warriors are facing in to this point,
00:21:00 - as if awaiting an order from the Emperor.
00:21:04 Listen, you don't think some bloody grave
00:21:08 No, he's still here.
00:21:10 You see, this is a feng shui compass.
00:21:21 Okay. Now. This...
00:21:24 Okay, this is true north,
00:21:26 but the feng shui compass
00:21:30 - All right, we need to realign it.
00:21:33 - All right, here we go.
00:21:45 (ALEX SCREAMS)
00:21:54 (RAT SQUEAKING)
00:21:57 Alex! Alex, speak to me!
00:22:00 Are you all right?
00:22:03 - Alex!
00:22:07 Tell me, have we found the Emperor?
00:22:13 Alex!
00:22:22 What is it?
00:22:24 It's only the greatest find since King Tut!
00:22:30 "If he is awakened,
00:22:34 It's definitely him!
00:22:39 (ALEX EXCLAIMS)
00:22:41 Even had his concubines buried alive
00:22:43 Selfish bastard.
00:22:45 Hey, Professor Wilson,
00:22:48 Or are you so overwhelmed you can't talk?
00:22:54 (THUD)
00:22:58 (GRUNTING)
00:23:15 Wilson!
00:23:44 (PANTING)
00:24:28 Let's go, Professor.
00:24:31 WILSON: All right.
00:24:38 FRY: First of all, I'd just like to say
00:24:40 that the Foreign Office appreciates
00:24:43 But I've been sent to offer you
00:24:48 I'm afraid we've retired
00:24:53 Yeah, we've... We don't do that any more.
00:24:55 - EVELYN: Not at all.
00:24:59 But just out of curiosity,
00:25:03 We need you to courier this to Shanghai.
00:25:08 (EVELYN GASPS)
00:25:10 - Nice piece of ice.
00:25:13 If you believe the legend,
00:25:17 It was smuggled out of China in 1940.
00:25:19 Now, the government would like
00:25:22 as a sign of good faith
00:25:25 And with your expertise in the field,
00:25:29 Oh, we'd be so flattered.
00:25:34 But Rick and I, we made a promise
00:25:38 that we would settle down.
00:25:41 - That's right, yeah, we did, didn't we? We...
00:25:44 Well, I must admit I am a little disappointed.
00:25:47 Postwar China is very dangerous.
00:25:51 There are a lot of factions that would love
00:25:56 In lesser hands,
00:26:00 We couldn't let that happen, could we?
00:26:02 No, that could be bad for the world.
00:26:04 - The world... Terrible.
00:26:08 You know, she has a brother
00:26:09 - Jonathan!
00:26:11 He owns a nightclub, if I'm not mistaken.
00:26:13 We have been meaning to visit. We could...
00:26:15 - We should...
00:26:16 - Say hello.
00:26:18 Does this mean
00:26:23 Yes.
00:26:27 SHANGHAI, CHINA
00:26:29 CHINESE NEW YEAR, 1947
00:26:37 (CAR HONKING)
00:26:42 (MUSIC PLAYING)
00:26:54 (PEOPLE CHATTERING)
00:26:58 There we are.
00:27:01 Here's to you, Princess.
00:27:03 And Imhotep.
00:27:06 (TOASTING IN RUSSIAN)
00:27:07 Ding-dong.
00:27:17 Hi, can you buy a drink for me?
00:27:20 Excuse me. Alex! Alex! You're back again.
00:27:23 Come here, Alex. Let me get you a drink.
00:27:25 Smooth special for the pup, huh?
00:27:28 (LAUGHS)
00:27:30 Make that two.
00:27:31 Sorry, Uncle Jon, but I got a better offer.
00:27:34 JONATHAN: No, no, Alex. No, look.
00:27:37 To put it in archaeological terms,
00:27:39 that's a tomb
00:27:42 Now, listen, listen,
00:27:45 Your discovery will go public in a few days,
00:27:49 They're not gonna be happy
00:27:51 Will you relax, Uncle Jon? Okay? I'm here.
00:27:55 - Alex...
00:27:58 I have some excavation to do.
00:28:08 Jonathan!
00:28:12 (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
00:28:14 You're in China! Evy. Rick.
00:28:17 (STUTTERING) What are you... It's so...
00:28:20 Brother, how lovely to see you.
00:28:23 I had no idea he was here!
00:28:25 - Who was here?
00:28:27 (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
00:28:28 MAN: This happens every time!
00:28:31 Every man in the bar!
00:28:34 - Dad?
00:28:35 MAN: I don't know what to do with you!
00:28:36 - I can't leave the room for 10 minutes!
00:28:40 - MAN: I'm sick of it!
00:28:42 I'm gonna kill you, kid!
00:28:44 Not so fast, that's my kid.
00:28:48 - Mad Dog Maguire?
00:28:52 - Hey, hey.
00:28:55 - Alex! Sweetheart! Are you all right?
00:28:58 Come on,
00:29:02 How long has it been?
00:29:03 Egypt, '23. French Foreign Legion.
00:29:07 This guy could land a plane
00:29:09 - Why are you here?
00:29:12 Now, son or no son,
00:29:14 - Get out of the way, Dad.
00:29:17 Now as much as I'd really like you
00:29:19 His mother would be upset! Very upset.
00:29:21 You have a lot of explaining to do,
00:29:23 I got a wife now, and a kid.
00:29:24 Things are a little bit different,
00:29:26 - Yeah.
00:29:29 We're just surprised to see you here.
00:29:31 JONATHAN: Who's gonna pay
00:29:33 All right?
00:29:34 I'm not here five minutes,
00:29:35 and I'm already pulling your fanny
00:29:37 You're going back to college.
00:29:39 How'd you think this was gonna work, Dad?
00:29:42 No. But we should sit down
00:29:46 No offence, Mom,
00:29:49 Hey, don't you turn your back on me. Alex!
00:29:51 Alex, just... Alex, come here.
00:29:56 Can you...
00:29:59 Don't look at me like that.
00:30:01 (SIGHS)
00:30:07 - It's all your fault!
00:30:09 You're the one
00:30:11 You couldn't leave him alone
00:30:13 Perhaps I was overcompensating for the fact
00:30:17 His life was my top priority.
00:30:20 How many times did I save that kid
00:30:23 A little warmth and encouragement
00:30:25 I'm his father. It's implied.
00:30:31 We've spent our entire lives
00:30:35 and the one thing
00:30:37 we've lost.
00:30:39 We can't let Alex become some stranger
00:30:45 - We can't let that happen.
00:30:47 How are we gonna fix this?
00:30:51 We need to do it together.
00:30:59 PARAMILITARY OUTPOST
00:31:04 (MACHINE GUNS FIRING)
00:31:27 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
00:31:28 The O'Connells are in Shanghai.
00:31:32 Do they have the Eye of Shangri-La?
00:31:34 Our spy says they do.
00:31:37 Good.
00:31:38 Assemble the troops!
00:31:40 Yes sir.
00:31:45 Soldiers!
00:31:47 Soon all our training and sacrifice...
00:31:51 will bear great fruit.
00:31:54 It is my dream to raise our Emperor
00:31:58 Only He can bring order out of this chaos.
00:32:03 Soldiers...
00:32:05 tonight our great battle begins!
00:32:09 (ALL CHANTING)
00:32:11 (PEOPLE CHEERING)
00:32:20 You know, this might have been faster
00:32:23 It's Chinese New Year.
00:32:26 Don't you just love this country?
00:32:27 They have so many extra little holidays,
00:32:30 I can't believe
00:32:33 It's so exciting.
00:32:34 Well, after last night,
00:32:38 JONATHAN: Listen,
00:32:41 EVELYN: You're not coming?
00:32:42 JONATHAN: No, no,
00:32:57 There he is.
00:32:59 Oh, my darling, very impressive.
00:33:03 When do you get to open the sarcophagus?
00:33:05 ALEX: Well,
00:33:07 Do the words "rest in peace"
00:33:11 So, Mom, why don't you stick around
00:33:14 and we can open it together?
00:33:16 I would like that very much, thanks.
00:33:17 Alex, why don't you go
00:33:20 that we're here. You know...
00:33:22 No problem. Great.
00:33:23 Just don't wake the big guy up
00:33:33 Hey, Alex.
00:33:35 You know, this is all really, really big stuff.
00:33:43 Whatever you say, Dad.
00:34:09 (WHISTLING)
00:34:22 What?
00:34:25 You just have a certain glow about you
00:34:31 I guess mummies bring out the best in me.
00:34:35 Take a wrong turn at Cairo?
00:34:40 - Roger.
00:34:43 Rick.
00:34:44 You know, when Alex told me
00:34:48 I just couldn't believe my ears.
00:34:50 Well, now I just pillage tombs
00:34:54 - Congratulations on your latest discovery.
00:34:58 He's one hell of a kid.
00:35:00 And he's the only one we've got,
00:35:01 so the next time you send him
00:35:03 you give us the heads-up first.
00:35:05 Yes, yes, of course.
00:35:07 And now, I believe you have
00:35:11 What's that?
00:35:12 Oh, you mean this?
00:35:14 (GASPS)
00:35:16 (LAUGHING)
00:35:18 I'm sorry...
00:35:21 There, go ahead.
00:35:23 All yours, Rog.
00:35:26 I knew I could rely on you two.
00:35:30 I'm afraid your work is not done yet,
00:35:34 I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine.
00:35:38 Roger!
00:35:40 Well, he is the man who financed Alex's dig.
00:35:45 Cheek by jowl. General.
00:35:49 Search him.
00:35:52 No. The Eye belongs to the Chinese people.
00:35:56 So, Rog, you snake, how much did...
00:36:01 Is it Yin and Yang? ...pay you?
00:36:04 Enough to pull strings at the Foreign Office,
00:36:07 make sure that it was you two
00:36:11 The Eye contains the elixir
00:36:17 I need you to open it, Mrs O'Connell.
00:36:21 No.
00:36:23 You're going to use it to wake the Emperor,
00:36:26 And his Terracotta Army.
00:36:30 Raising an army of mummies is insane.
00:36:35 (GRUNTING)
00:36:37 Easy! Go easy.
00:36:40 Time to open the sarcophagus. Move!
00:36:47 Read the inscription! Now!
00:36:59 Ancient Chinese isn't my forte.
00:37:02 Here's some encouragement. Wilson!
00:37:06 I'll do it!
00:37:07 No, Evy, don't do it!
00:37:15 The inscription says
00:37:18 from a person of pure heart
00:37:23 Your husband was right.
00:37:27 No!
00:37:35 Only the pure of heart would sacrifice
00:37:41 Open it.
00:37:48 You never called after our last date.
00:37:51 I don't have time for games, Alex.
00:37:53 You know my name, but I don't know yours.
00:37:57 It's Lin.
00:37:58 You want to explain to me
00:38:02 We could do that.
00:38:03 Or we could save your parents.
00:38:10 Wilson, you son of a bitch!
00:38:26 (GRUNTING)
00:39:05 - Get on with it, O'Connell.
00:39:22 (COUGHS)
00:39:27 Once this touches him,
00:39:34 Finish him off.
00:39:35 (GUN COCKING)
00:39:53 (GRUNTING)
00:40:14 Alex, please! Don't. That's...
00:40:17 Don't, don't. Don't, please.
00:40:19 No, don't, Alex, it's me. Please.
00:40:23 It's not him. This is a eunuch! It's a decoy!
00:40:28 Where the hell's the Emperor?
00:40:32 (CLANGING)
00:40:57 Stay!
00:41:12 (BREATHES DEEPLY)
00:41:17 Here we go again.
00:41:30 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
00:41:31 I live to serve you, my Lord.
00:41:33 I can help you become immortal.
00:41:34 If you are lying, you will burn.
00:41:54 Wait! Wait! You wait for me!
00:42:11 (BOTH GRUNTING)
00:42:24 Watch out!
00:42:31 RICK: We got to put this mummy down fast!
00:42:35 Open the gate! Open the gate!
00:42:42 (SHOUTING IN MANDARIN)
00:42:44 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Sorry, pal.
00:42:48 - You wanna drive?
00:42:50 God, I love a woman who can drive a truck.
00:42:52 Hey, pal, I'm really sorry,
00:42:55 Hit it, honey!
00:43:02 No! Move over!
00:43:05 What? No!
00:43:06 No!
00:43:11 (SCREAMS)
00:43:15 No!
00:43:18 - What?
00:43:22 Sorry about the Rolls!
00:43:23 You guys are like mummy magnets!
00:43:27 - We have to turn you around!
00:43:35 Excuse me.
00:43:39 - Hey, we could use this!
00:43:44 - Oh, yeah, that's a better idea.
00:43:48 Stop mucking about! They're getting away!
00:43:52 (GRUNTS) Just drive!
00:43:54 RICK: Aim for the Emperor!
00:43:56 - Light it up, Jonathan!
00:43:59 Fire!
00:44:00 (SCREAMS)
00:44:11 (PEOPLE SCREAMING)
00:44:21 Did we get him?
00:44:22 - Fire!
00:44:25 - Your ass is on fire!
00:44:27 - Hold still!
00:44:29 - Well, spank my...
00:44:30 - Put me out, Rick!
00:44:32 Spank my ass! Spank my ass!
00:44:34 All right, here I come!
00:44:39 LIN: Give me your hand!
00:44:47 Come on!
00:44:49 Watch out!
00:44:51 RICK: Evy, where are you going?
00:44:52 - Taking a short cut!
00:44:55 (BOTH SCREAMING)
00:45:04 - I told you it was a short cut!
00:45:06 Now he's chasing us!
00:45:09 (YELPS)
00:45:11 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
00:45:13 Hurry!
00:45:15 Give me your hand.
00:45:18 - Don't wait up for me.
00:45:20 Out!
00:45:27 - Where's Rick?
00:45:36 Damn it!
00:45:41 You're mine!
00:45:43 (HORSES NEIGHING)
00:45:48 - Give me your hand and get on this horse!
00:45:52 Alexander Rupert O'Connell, you get
00:46:03 (EXCLAIMING)
00:46:06 Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
00:46:16 (SCREAMING)
00:46:17 JONATHAN: Evy!
00:46:20 We've got to go back and help Rick!
00:46:21 JONATHAN: Rick! Forget Rick!
00:46:33 I'll go after the Emperor.
00:46:35 Trust me. I've got a little more experience
00:46:37 And I have the only weapon
00:46:41 Okay. I'll cover you. Let's go!
00:46:52 ALEX: Lin!
00:46:54 (SCREAMS)
00:47:11 - I thought you were dead!
00:47:25 (EXCLAIMING)
00:47:40 LIN: Look out!
00:48:23 (PANTING)
00:48:28 - Thanks, Rick. Could you get the cab?
00:48:52 You know, I would have killed the Emperor
00:48:54 I had everything under control.
00:48:56 Oh, yeah, that's exactly
00:48:58 Yeah, well, good going,
00:49:00 And this bugger's got superpowers.
00:49:02 ALEX: He's got control over fire, water,
00:49:05 And you dug him up anyway.
00:49:07 Yeah, well, you're not gonna
00:49:08 - RICK: Am I?
00:49:11 No one's to blame here.
00:49:14 Yeah, that's true.
00:49:15 I apologise for my parents.
00:49:18 But I thought we worked
00:49:21 Except we failed.
00:49:25 I'm sorry,
00:49:28 - Who are you exactly?
00:49:31 My family has watched
00:49:34 The Emperor cannot be killed unless
00:49:39 My mother put a curse on it long ago.
00:49:43 Mmm-hmm.
00:49:45 Well, a quick family meeting, Alex.
00:49:49 - Sit.
00:49:53 What do you really know about this girl?
00:49:55 Well, not much, but after her help tonight,
00:50:00 - Faith.
00:50:02 You don't really believe in the concept
00:50:04 If the Emperor reaches Shangri-La
00:50:08 he will raise his army
00:50:11 Much as I'd like to stay
00:50:14 Shangri-La is a crock.
00:50:15 Yeah, but that's what you used to say
00:50:17 - You did pretty well off it.
00:50:19 The Gateway to Shangri-La lies in
00:50:24 Beyond it is a golden tower.
00:50:26 Once the diamond is placed at the top,
00:50:30 Yang still has the diamond,
00:50:32 and that's where
00:50:36 She's right.
00:50:37 All the legends of the Eye
00:50:40 I like her, Alex. She knows what's what.
00:50:42 Now, just say that we were to believe you,
00:50:48 Yes. I have been there once.
00:50:54 Himalayas. We're going to need a plane.
00:50:56 Well, I know just the Mad Dog for the job.
00:51:03 MAGUIRE: Well, any self-respecting pilot
00:51:06 but I don't have any self-respect,
00:51:07 so I'll put you down
00:51:10 That should give us a good advantage.
00:51:12 MAGUIRE: Of course,
00:51:14 Great!
00:51:19 I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts,
00:51:23 (LAUGHING)
00:51:25 - Why am I laughing?
00:51:29 RICK: Mad Dog, Mad Dog!
00:51:32 JONATHAN: Oh, God!
00:51:36 (SCREAMING)
00:51:42 JONATHAN: Maguire!
00:51:45 Come on, man!
00:51:47 Mad Dog!
00:51:56 (YAK BELLOWING)
00:52:01 RICK: Brake! No, no! Nobody move.
00:52:03 Nobody move, nobody move!
00:52:19 What is that God-awful smell?
00:52:22 The yak yakked.
00:52:27 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
00:52:28 Welcome to the modern world, my Lord.
00:52:31 Why did you raise me?
00:52:34 I love this land.
00:52:39 What is in it for you?
00:52:43 I want to serve as your general.
00:52:46 The last general I trusted...
00:52:49 betrayed me.
00:52:52 I will not make that mistake.
00:53:02 I cannot escape this curse
00:53:07 General.
00:53:10 I understand, my Lord.
00:53:12 We need to find the Pool of Eternal Life.
00:53:17 This will point the way.
00:53:23 (ROARS)
00:53:42 (MAGUIRE SINGING)
00:53:44 come to court your sister Kate
00:53:46 You know very well he owns the farm
00:53:50 (PLANE ENGINE HUMMING)
00:54:03 MAGUIRE OVER RADIO: Delta-Tango-Alpha
00:54:08 Delta-Tango-Alpha, this is Ricochet.
00:54:10 Yeah, you know that Yang fellow
00:54:13 He's just shown up.
00:54:14 Ricochet out. Thanks, Mad Dog.
00:54:17 That's us, people! Let's go!
00:54:18 - Jonathan, wake up!
00:54:30 Hold the line!
00:54:35 Good, we're a little more than halfway.
00:54:36 We're gonna...
00:54:53 ALEX: Lin says if we leave at first light,
00:54:58 Did she happen to mention how she knows
00:55:02 No, not really. Kind of mysterious.
00:55:06 She's certainly managed to enchant you.
00:55:11 Come on, Alex. You obviously like her.
00:55:15 Mom, the thin mountain air,
00:55:21 Whatever secret she's hiding,
00:55:24 I just don't want to see you get hurt.
00:55:27 I appreciate that, but, you know,
00:55:30 I've had my fair share of experience
00:55:34 Really?
00:55:37 How many experiences
00:55:41 Well, you shouldn't ask questions you don't
00:55:47 Right.
00:55:49 Hey, Mom.
00:55:53 I'm sorry I blamed you guys
00:56:08 What's so funny?
00:56:12 My mother is under the impression
00:56:17 I hope nothing romantic.
00:56:22 Yeah, well, I told her there
00:56:26 We're complete opposites,
00:56:28 You guard tombs. I raid them.
00:56:34 Those are some
00:56:36 - Absolutely.
00:56:39 Now that we've cleared that up,
00:56:44 I agree totally.
00:56:48 Besides, you're not my type.
00:56:54 Of course not. You don't like a woman
00:56:58 (CHUCKLES)
00:57:00 The expression is "kick my ass."
00:57:04 And for the record, you didn't.
00:57:09 Yeah, it's not easy being me, you know.
00:57:12 Then again, I don't suppose
00:57:14 is it, Geraldine, old girl?
00:57:16 If I'd met a girl like you, Geraldine...
00:57:18 You know, hard-working,
00:57:22 you're a little bit hairy, but I don't mind that.
00:57:37 There it is! We found it!
00:57:47 The Gateway of Shangri-La!
00:57:57 JONATHAN: Go, girl! Go! You're free!
00:58:01 Go, Geraldine! Live free!
00:58:14 What did you do now? Rob an armoury?
00:58:18 Have you ever seen a Walther P38?
00:58:20 Looks pretty anaemic
00:58:23 Well, it's not about size, Dad.
00:58:29 You want power?
00:58:32 I give you the Thompson submachine gun.
00:58:37 - Twenty-five a mag.
00:58:40 but the cocking mechanism always jams.
00:58:42 Here. Check out the Russian PPS
00:58:46 Now, this is the future right here.
00:58:48 You know, it's experience that wins the day.
00:58:52 Boys! If I may...
00:58:54 Do we have a plan for the Emperor?
00:58:56 Yeah. We're gonna hit him
00:58:58 and smash him like a Ming vase.
00:58:59 - And if that doesn't work?
00:59:03 Plan B! You go upstairs,
00:59:06 - You light it up. We blow the guy sky high!
00:59:08 - You! What?
00:59:09 So if the explosion doesn't kill us,
00:59:11 - You got a better idea?
00:59:13 I say we ambush him
00:59:15 Long-range, that's a better idea.
00:59:16 Yeah, we can get in close, Dad.
00:59:17 - JONATHAN: Much better idea.
00:59:19 - with Lin's dagger.
00:59:20 I just don't put much faith
00:59:23 - Okay, Dad, she is not my girlfriend.
00:59:25 - but I still don't trust her.
00:59:27 - So you should trust my judgement, okay?
00:59:30 I've put down more mummies
00:59:32 You put down one mummy, Dad.
00:59:34 Yeah. Same mummy twice!
00:59:41 EVELYN: Hand me the green wire,
00:59:45 Are you sure you know what you are doing?
00:59:47 Of course. I've done this a hundred times.
00:59:49 If the Emperor places the Eye up there,
00:59:57 (PANTING)
01:00:06 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:00:07 Clear a path to the Golden Tower.
01:00:09 Prove yourself to me.
01:00:18 (ORDERING TROOPS)
01:00:26 Let's give a warm O'Connell welcome!
01:00:30 (COMMANDING)
01:00:32 Fire!
01:00:34 (MACHINE GUN FIRING)
01:00:37 (SCREAMING)
01:00:47 Bazooka!
01:00:53 RICK: Fall back!
01:01:04 Alex! Follow me!
01:01:18 (ORDERING IN MANDARIN)
01:01:22 We gotta take out those bazookas!
01:01:25 Go!
01:01:35 Fall back!
01:01:36 Move! Move! Move! Move!
01:01:46 Time to go to plan B! Blow up the tower!
01:01:49 Hey, I'm actually a little bit concerned
01:01:51 Couldn't we go straight to plan C?
01:01:52 Just make it go bang! I'll cover you!
01:01:56 Come on.
01:01:58 All right, let's go, go, go!
01:02:00 Come on. Oh, be good.
01:02:21 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:02:22 Set up a crossfire!
01:02:24 Move it!
01:02:30 (GUN CLICKING)
01:02:34 EVELYN: My last round!
01:02:40 (SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
01:03:00 - Abominable snowmen?
01:03:05 (SNARLS)
01:03:07 (SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
01:03:08 Please! I need your help!
01:03:10 These soldiers are evil!
01:03:14 She speaks Yeti?
01:03:24 (YETI ROARS)
01:03:31 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:03:32 Shoot! Kill them!
01:03:42 Why do I always have to save the day?
01:03:45 I hate it when the kid's right!
01:03:47 (GRUNTING)
01:03:51 Get the other guy!
01:03:53 Thanks!
01:04:20 Trouble!
01:04:32 (SCREAMING)
01:04:37 (ROARING)
01:04:44 (GRUNTING)
01:05:01 You can die slow or you can die fast.
01:05:10 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:05:17 (GRUNTING)
01:05:25 Yes! Yes! Yes!
01:05:29 (LAUGHING TRIUMPHANTLY)
01:05:32 Oh, Mother, I did it!
01:05:42 I'm on your team! I'm a team player!
01:05:48 The dynamite, all this dynamite!
01:06:07 Back off! Back off!
01:06:09 LIN: Run!
01:06:20 (ROARING)
01:06:38 (GROANS) I hate mummies!
01:06:50 Dad! Dad, what are you doing?
01:07:00 Over here! Over here! Come on! Over here!
01:07:05 Oh, no!
01:07:12 Rick!
01:07:16 (SCREAMING)
01:07:40 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:07:41 Shangri-La.
01:07:52 That's a diamond.
01:07:56 I could use a diamond like that.
01:08:20 Dad!
01:08:25 (JONATHAN SCREAMS)
01:08:28 Okay, hold it. Hold on there, Dad.
01:08:31 All right, please, please, please
01:08:34 RICK: It's all right, it's all right.
01:08:44 Avalanche!
01:08:54 (EMPEROR ROARING)
01:09:10 (LIN GASPS)
01:09:18 - Help! Help me!
01:09:26 Please! Help me!
01:09:37 (SCREAMING)
01:09:59 (CRUNCHING)
01:10:03 (YETI GROWLING)
01:10:09 Yes!
01:10:10 (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
01:10:12 I've got it! And I'm still alive!
01:10:18 ALEX: (MUFFLED) Help me, please.
01:10:21 - We're over here! Over here!
01:10:24 - ALEX: Mom, Mom, we're down here!
01:10:27 We're over here!
01:10:29 (ALEX PANTING)
01:10:41 Oh, God.
01:10:44 We've got to take him to Shangri-La now!
01:11:07 We made it!
01:11:26 The Pool.
01:11:38 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:11:39 Mother.
01:11:42 My sweet daughter.
01:11:51 I beg you...
01:11:54 My father is dying.
01:11:57 They are my friends.
01:11:59 Oh, please.
01:12:01 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:12:19 (RICK GASPS)
01:12:37 Thank you.
01:12:39 He must rest. We'll take him to my chamber.
01:12:59 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:13:00 Where are you going, General?
01:13:09 Well, it's not everyone that gets
01:13:15 Yeah, give me my four score years
01:13:23 Is this Shangri-La?
01:13:35 I could live here. Lots of opportunity.
01:13:40 A casino.
01:13:45 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:13:46 I was wrong to involve you in my revenge.
01:13:50 No, mother.
01:13:52 I would do anything for you.
01:14:04 ALEX: He's resting well. Thank you.
01:14:08 How'd you get involved in all this?
01:14:10 The Emperor murdered the only man
01:14:17 I would have died, too, by his hand,
01:14:20 if the yeti had not found me
01:14:24 Hang on a second.
01:14:27 This was before Christ.
01:14:32 How long were you guarding his tomb?
01:14:35 Over 2,000 years.
01:14:43 The Emperor must never be
01:14:45 or he will have the power to raise his army.
01:14:48 And once he becomes immortal,
01:14:50 he can transform himself into
01:14:54 I will take the first watch at the entrance.
01:15:04 You know, I have no problem
01:15:10 I'm afraid we can't be together.
01:15:13 Wait. What? Why?
01:15:18 Because I'm going to live forever.
01:15:21 I don't want to watch you die.
01:15:24 So what? That's it?
01:15:27 You're just gonna sit
01:15:30 My mother has mourned
01:15:34 I don't know if my heart can bear it.
01:15:41 People can live an entire lifetime
01:15:47 I watch my parents do it every day.
01:15:52 JONATHAN: Alex?
01:15:55 Your father's awake. Get up here!
01:16:10 Hello.
01:16:14 If this is heaven, it looks pretty good so far.
01:16:26 Nice to see some things never change.
01:16:46 Go easy on him. He feels terrible.
01:16:55 When I saw you lying there, Dad...
01:16:57 I've never been so scared in my life.
01:17:02 Well, that makes two of us.
01:17:05 I mean, you know,
01:17:08 You're Ricochet O'Connell, right?
01:17:10 You get beat up, you get tossed around,
01:17:14 but, well, you're always standing there
01:17:16 I never really thought of
01:17:23 Alex,
01:17:27 the truth is,
01:17:31 I'm just trying to...
01:17:35 I'm just...
01:17:37 I'm trying to be a good husband.
01:17:38 I'm trying to be a good parent.
01:17:39 And the truth is,
01:17:43 No, you know, I haven't been
01:17:46 No, no, that's 'cause you get it
01:17:50 Come here.
01:17:55 My boys.
01:18:00 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:18:01 You look tired, you should rest.
01:18:05 I'll stay.
01:18:07 Fate is about to deal its final hand.
01:18:10 If we are to defeat the Emperor...
01:18:13 I must ask for one more sacrifice.
01:18:17 Anything, mother.
01:18:20 Your immortality.
01:18:25 (EXPLOSION)
01:18:34 Oh, no! His powers have been fully restored!
01:18:37 Time to go.
01:19:00 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:19:01 General Ming's daughter.
01:19:05 Your child will be mine.
01:19:16 He is immortal.
01:19:47 Hey! You three-headed shape-shifting
01:19:59 (LIN GRUNTING)
01:20:01 Lin!
01:20:13 LIN: Alex!
01:20:17 Alex!
01:20:28 He's taking her back to his tomb
01:20:30 - Is there a faster way down from here?
01:20:33 But he's already in the air. It'll be too late!
01:20:35 Mad Dog can outfly a three-headed lizard
01:20:45 MAGUIRE: Portside! Nine o'clock!
01:20:54 Rick? Should I quit drinking?
01:21:03 OVER RADIO: Jonathan to Rick.
01:21:04 You'd better get a move on if
01:21:06 RICK: Yeah, yeah, just get back here as fast
01:21:09 No sightseeing!
01:21:13 Here, Dad.
01:21:15 - Is that for me?
01:21:16 Nice.
01:21:18 The Terracotta Army is not indestructible
01:21:22 That's comforting. How exactly are we
01:21:25 When the Emperor built the Wall,
01:21:27 he buried his enemies underneath it
01:21:28 and cursed their souls
01:21:31 Most of them were conquered soldiers.
01:21:36 Unlock an altar, raise an army.
01:21:51 (SOLDIERS SHOUTING)
01:22:07 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:22:08 Grab her.
01:22:10 Guard her with your life.
01:22:15 Alex?
01:22:18 - Where'd he go?
01:22:38 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:22:39 AWAKE!
01:23:26 (HORSE NEIGHING)
01:24:16 Today you awake to a world...
01:24:19 in the grip of chaos and corruption.
01:24:22 Open the gates of the past
01:24:24 and free the souls
01:24:27 I will restore order...
01:24:30 I will retake what is mine.
01:24:33 I will crush any idea of freedom.
01:24:36 In the name of the ancestors
01:24:39 I sacrifice my immortality
01:24:42 so that you may rise this day!
01:24:44 I will slaughter without mercy.
01:24:46 I will conquer without compassion.
01:24:49 I will now lead you past the Great Wall.
01:24:52 Once you cross, you will be indestructible.
01:24:57 Bring down the wrath of the oppressed
01:25:02 I raised you for one purpose...
01:25:05 to enforce my will on the entire world!
01:25:08 Long live the Emperor!
01:25:12 I call upon the hundreds and the thousands
01:25:16 that you may rise up and seize this moment
01:25:21 to take your justice
01:25:43 Zi Yuan.
01:25:49 (SHOUTING)
01:25:51 It's General Ming!
01:25:53 Follow General Ming!
01:25:59 Prepare for battle!
01:26:12 These are...
01:26:15 Oh, no, no, no!
01:26:18 Zi Yuan! Zi Yuan! Zi Yuan sent us!
01:26:21 - Darling, I don't think he speaks English.
01:26:25 Zi Yuan?
01:26:27 Right.
01:26:30 Let's go.
01:26:32 To battle!
01:26:38 (GRUNTING)
01:26:54 Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!
01:27:01 Archers form up!
01:27:07 Incoming!
01:27:21 - Hey! That's my favourite blue shirt.
01:27:25 (CHATTERING)
01:27:41 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:27:42 Death to General Ming!
01:27:47 Charge!
01:27:59 Welcome to the 20th century!
01:28:01 (MACHINE GUN FIRING)
01:28:17 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:28:18 We can't let them cross the wall!
01:28:54 (GRUNTING)
01:29:47 You are no longer immortal.
01:30:29 Honey! Fall back to higher ground!
01:30:39 I really hate mummies!
01:30:41 It seems the feeling's mutual!
01:30:47 Shut up, clay boy! Fore!
01:30:50 Run!
01:31:04 - Catch!
01:31:08 Next time I say, "We've been in tougher
01:31:31 (GUN FIRING)
01:31:38 Die, you mummy bastards! Die!
01:31:41 There is no call for bad language!
01:31:47 Jonathan certainly knows
01:32:16 Any regrets, darling?
01:32:20 None. Not ever.
01:32:32 - You okay?
01:32:35 We had it completely under control.
01:32:40 This guy ever run out of tricks?
01:32:47 No!
01:32:56 Mother! No!
01:33:00 Mother!
01:33:06 Mother! Mother!
01:33:19 Pierce through his heart.
01:33:24 You must live and fight on.
01:33:29 (CRYING)
01:33:48 She said through the heart.
01:33:50 Through the heart. Let's go.
01:34:06 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:34:07 Get in!
01:34:09 The O'Connells are going to
01:34:23 So, Dad, what's the plan?
01:34:26 Divide and conquer!
01:34:27 No offence,
01:34:31 - Twelve o'clock low!
01:34:42 Remember our deal!
01:34:43 When this is over,
01:34:46 You can have the whole damn bar
01:34:49 I'm getting the hell out of China.
01:35:22 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:35:23 I dug you up...
01:35:27 and I'm gonna put you down.
01:35:44 (SCREAMING)
01:36:01 Alex? Alex!
01:36:24 (GRUNTING)
01:36:31 (CHOKING)
01:37:02 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:37:03 Let go!
01:37:04 Never!
01:37:09 RICK: Enough tricks! Where's your honour?
01:37:16 Fight like a man!
01:37:23 (RICK GRUNTING)
01:37:56 Divide
01:37:59 and conquer.
01:38:40 (EMPEROR GROANING)
01:38:47 Now you can rule in hell.
01:39:15 (SPEAKING MANDARIN)
01:39:17 The Emperor is dead.
01:39:19 The Emperor is dead!
01:39:57 (SINGING)
01:40:07 - Evening, girls. You're looking well.
01:40:12 - It's a fine night to be me.
01:40:17 Someone told me to stop living
01:40:19 - Well, he sounds like a smart guy.
01:40:34 So I guess Dash and Scarlet
01:40:38 Why write about it when you can live it?
01:40:42 There's something incredibly romantic
01:40:47 Even more romantic doing it with you.
01:40:50 - Kiss me.
01:41:02 - Can I get your bag, sir?
01:41:04 Don't touch it, don't touch it.
01:41:06 Where are you off to, Mr Carnahan?
01:41:07 Someplace where they don't have mummies.
01:41:10 - Step on it! I've got a plane to catch.
01:41:13 Yeah. Ciao, ciao, Shanghai.
01:41:16 Peru,
01:41:22 Soon after, mummies were found in Peru.
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