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00:01:46	"Let's go, go... Hurry man!!"
00:01:52	"Was that the tire!!?
00:01:57	Start the car!
00:02:00	"Hurry up... move, move!"
00:02:02	It's not starting.
00:02:04	Hang on... there we go!
00:02:10	What's happening?
00:02:13	I'm just a simple man.
00:02:16	Then why is he shooting at you?
00:02:19	"Dude, is this some mafia nonsense?
00:02:25	See that jeep behind us -
00:02:29	Is that him?
00:02:30	Oh god!
00:02:38	"Dear lord!
00:02:43	Gayatri mantra?
00:02:45	"Dude, sing any hymn you know!"
00:02:47	Now I lay me down to sleep...
00:02:50	We're dead meat!
00:02:52	"If I die before I wake,
00:02:54	Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
00:02:58	Go away! Don't follow me!
00:03:03	Shoo!
00:03:06	Shoo! Get lost!
00:03:09	"I'm outta here!
00:03:46	Whoa! You again? Buzz off!
00:03:51	"Please..., Taxi!
00:04:00	"Quick, call the cops!"
00:04:02	"Good morning, Sire."
00:04:04	Welcome. Some tea?
00:04:08	Here...
00:04:10	"How's life, Ghanshyam?"
00:04:14	You? Here?
00:04:16	Call your wife.
00:04:19	Two million - cash. Got it?
00:04:22	But...
00:04:25	You borrowed money;
00:04:29	"Circuit, I'd said "point the gun",
00:04:37	Chill out bro!
00:04:39	They're fake bullets...
00:04:42	"Hey, Flo Jo, at this range even a fake
00:04:52	Who are you people?
00:04:54	We're social workers.
00:04:58	You owe him 2 million:
00:05:02	"But Manilal, you know
00:05:07	My brother swindled half the city
00:05:11	I don't care what deal you
00:05:17	But it was you
00:05:19	I don't care!
00:05:23	Hang on...
00:05:26	Yes. Ask him.
00:05:29	Quiet!
00:05:34	"Dude, you made a big mistake."
00:05:38	"Ghanshyam, go home."
00:05:47	"And you, call your wife.
00:05:50	"Hey, don't fuse my circuit or..."
00:05:54	you'll be riding home
00:05:56	"Tell your woman to send 1 million,
00:06:00	Why one million?!
00:06:03	Because you were dishonest.
00:06:07	"My father says, "Don't be dishonest,
00:06:12	"Now, call your wife!"
00:06:22	Grab him.
00:06:25	Quiet!
00:06:33	"Telegram for Murli Prasad Sharma!
00:06:39	When?
00:06:41	"The evening train, brother.
00:06:44	"Aalam, call Banwari! Move it!!"
00:06:47	"The boss's old man is coming,
00:06:50	What?!
00:06:52	Fool! He's not the monsoon.
00:06:55	The Boss's dad is coming!
00:07:01	"C'mon, hurry up!
00:08:43	"You're still a rookie, child."
00:08:45	Sorry... Forgive me...
00:08:47	I was returning it...
00:08:50	Bloody thief! Pickpocket!
00:08:59	See how they're beating
00:09:03	What are you doing?
00:09:06	What are you doing? Leave him!
00:09:09	"He stole from me, why are
00:09:14	I will beat this man.
00:09:16	"You don't know these ruffians, sir.
00:09:19	"Well, should I?
00:09:21	Do you know who they are?
00:09:23	These are the people of our country.
00:09:28	Someone's fought with his wife;
00:09:32	"One's jealous of
00:09:34	and one has had it
00:09:36	From the government's corruption
00:09:40	they're upset about everything.
00:09:42	"But their anger is silent, bottled up.
00:09:48	Should I hand you over to them?
00:09:51	No! Forgive me sir! I made a mistake!
00:09:56	Can't see them brother...
00:09:59	"Alright everyone,
00:10:02	Thank you for your help.
00:10:07	"Son, it's simpler to live honestly.
00:10:15	Namaste.
00:10:17	Namaste.
00:10:20	What the hell are you doing here?
00:10:23	He... no.
00:10:26	Porter!
00:10:28	You're hurt.
00:10:33	He's here!
00:10:38	Let's go!
00:10:42	Hey... you! Watch it!
00:10:56	Hey... I'm hangin' here!!
00:11:10	Wow! A new signboard?
00:11:13	"Yes. Was put up right after we
00:11:16	"Go ahead, read it."
00:11:19	"Read it quickly, I want to meet my son.
00:11:23	'Hari Prasad Sharma Charitable Hospital'
00:11:27	That's his name. Happy?
00:11:29	Read your name?
00:11:32	Even my son ran away from the village.
00:11:36	"But, unlike you, he worked hard and
00:11:44	It's what we feared -
00:11:48	"Doc, will I live?"
00:11:50	"Yes, because only Dr. Murli Prasad Sharma
00:11:56	Really?
00:11:57	"Father, you're here!"
00:12:00	"God bless you, son."
00:12:02	How are you Ma?
00:12:05	Me? Great!
00:12:06	"Great? He works day and night,
00:12:11	That's my son! Selflessness is
00:12:16	"Thanks, father."
00:12:17	"Oh, and look at this child -
00:12:21	The doctor will fix you up.
00:12:26	You? A doctor?!
00:12:31	"Dr. Lohanna, it's a deep cut -
00:12:36	But...
00:12:40	Don't worry. Dr. Lohanna will
00:12:43	You must be tired. Go rest.
00:12:46	Seeing you makes us less weary.
00:12:50	Shhh... Quiet!
00:12:53	What happened?
00:12:55	Stitching... him up. It's painful.
00:12:59	I've brought it! Here!
00:13:04	"1 million.
00:13:16	"Shut up! Remember, Brother's a doctor!"
00:13:25	"Sorry madam, if money could save lives
00:13:33	"Circuit, help the lady.
00:13:38	Madam...
00:13:39	But I...
00:13:41	Don't worry.
00:13:44	Her husband was so obese
00:13:50	Is this all of it?
00:13:52	Chill sis! Go sit in the car.
00:13:55	Soon?
00:13:57	Goddamn rodent! Beat it!
00:13:59	You carry on son.
00:14:03	"Hey, didn't we meet the last time too?"
00:14:07	Are you ok?
00:14:11	I'm... I'm...
00:14:22	"Dr. Monty,
00:14:25	"Nurse, get me the chloroform."
00:14:31	What?
00:14:32	You over-acting piece of crap...
00:14:39	"Look at him, what a natural!"
00:14:42	He's been acting for three years and
00:14:46	"Get up, jerk! You're cured.
00:14:50	What the hell is going on?
00:14:52	It's a long story! Scram!
00:15:10	"Brother, if it hurts you so much..."
00:15:18	...why don't you just tell
00:15:24	"Tell him, in this city a don gets
00:15:33	He'll die if he gets to know...
00:15:37	"Its just seven days of drama, Circuit.
00:15:50	"Ma, remember when I saw a ghost
00:15:53	And it was Chandu who was sleepwalking.
00:15:57	And father had raised his cane...
00:16:00	"Fool! Why did you go
00:16:04	I was so scared.
00:16:06	Scared? You were shaking!
00:16:10	And you hugged me...
00:16:16	You used to call it something?
00:16:19	The Magic Hug!
00:16:29	Get up.
00:16:31	Do as I say.
00:16:35	Come here.
00:16:39	"Now tell me, what's bothering you?"
00:16:42	"Ma, if I wasn't a doctor..."
00:16:45	What are you two up to?
00:16:48	"Nothing father. Just nostalgia,
00:16:50	So come back. You are so famous
00:16:54	"The naughtiest kid who became
00:16:58	"He wasn't the naughtiest.
00:17:00	"It was I who stole fruits,
00:17:15	'Morning sir!
00:17:19	"Oh, nothing.
00:17:21	He's fine. How much for a coconut?
00:17:23	Would I ever accept
00:17:26	"Would you like one with water,
00:17:28	Neither... if it's free.
00:17:31	Please don't do this!
00:17:33	"Stop, sir! I was kidding. Please..."
00:17:36	A coconut please.
00:17:37	Fifteen bucks for a creamy
00:17:43	"Excuse me, do I know you?"
00:17:45	"I don't know about that, but
00:17:58	Mr. Sharma!
00:18:00	How are you Mr. Sharma?
00:18:03	Of course. When we finally
00:18:06	he was the first doctor
00:18:08	"He stayed for two years!
00:18:11	My son Munna has a hospital here.
00:18:14	Munna's hospital?
00:18:16	I don't understand.
00:18:18	Which coconut would you like?
00:18:21	Munna's a doctor??
00:18:23	"Remember, I had told you my son
00:18:27	You did sir... now should
00:18:31	Hang on.
00:18:33	"Surprising... I live near by,
00:18:37	Forget about it! What's that
00:18:40	Damn you and your coconuts.
00:18:48	Lets go to my house.
00:18:50	"So, you say your son's
00:18:55	But I know all the doctors around...
00:19:13	"This standing around,
00:19:17	Laughter therapy.
00:19:18	"If you're tense, or angry,
00:19:24	it lowers the blood pressure.
00:19:26	But how do you laugh when you're tense?
00:19:30	"Look at me. The angrier I get,
00:19:33	Please sit.
00:19:37	Please get another cup.
00:19:40	So where did Munna get
00:19:43	I don't know.
00:19:45	He was in high school when
00:19:47	It was my fault - I was too strict.
00:19:50	I wanted him to be a doctor...
00:19:53	but he kept flunking.
00:19:55	I was so scared that he would
00:19:59	"but fifteen years later
00:20:03	Father I've become a doctor.
00:20:07	I can't express the joy I felt.
00:20:12	Tea.
00:20:16	"Mr. Sharma, good things
00:20:19	And how's your daughter Chinki?
00:20:23	What does she do now?
00:20:29	Is she married?
00:20:34	"she insists on getting married
00:20:37	She's right.
00:20:39	"Well, there is a doctor
00:20:43	"Co-incidentally,
00:20:54	What do you say?
00:20:58	Marriage! Not for me!
00:21:03	Fine. Lets go Parvati.
00:21:07	To our village! No one there negates
00:21:13	What is all this? Mom...
00:21:18	My poor little heart
00:21:21	...to play with my grandkids.
00:21:24	Looks like I'll die without that joy
00:21:28	"You're making a mountain out of
00:21:35	"Sir, you see..."
00:21:38	Brother is so busy 24/7...
00:21:44	the wife wouldn't understand the
00:21:49	"Unless, of course,
00:21:51	That's true. Only a doctor can
00:21:56	Exactly. Father...
00:22:02	Why are you smiling like that?
00:22:06	Mom? You too?
00:22:09	We've found a lady doctor for you.
00:22:11	And you have an appointment
00:22:14	What doctor?!
00:22:17	Chinki.
00:22:20	Chinki! What kind of name is that?
00:22:24	Hang on... That Chinki?!
00:22:33	Brother how is Chinki to look at?
00:22:36	"Like, really pretty?"
00:22:40	"Well, when we were kids, she was a
00:22:46	...and a perennial running nose.
00:22:50	We played together a lot.
00:22:52	"I'd be the doctor,
00:22:55	"I'd go to the clinic,
00:22:59	"Well then, marriage sounds
00:23:03	"Use your head, Circuit!"
00:23:06	In two days she'll see right
00:23:08	"Just say, "Dude, I'm not a doctor.
00:23:11	You talk like a doofus sometimes.
00:23:18	"But Brother, something has to be done.
00:23:23	Something must be done.
00:23:26	"Chinki! Munna's phone call, for you."
00:23:30	Munna?
00:23:34	"Go on, talk to him."
00:23:39	"Dad, do you mind?
00:23:44	Talk nicely with him.
00:23:47	"I'll speak nicely,
00:23:50	"we'll have nice little children,
00:23:54	"Now, some privacy please?"
00:23:56	"Hello, Chinki?"
00:23:58	"Good morning, doctor.
00:24:01	No. I haven't slept all night.
00:24:05	Damn straight! I'm up shit creek
00:24:12	Why are you laughing?
00:24:16	It's how I speak.
00:24:18	"Fine, let's talk your talk then...
00:24:23	"The buzz is you're a doc now, dude..."
00:24:25	"I'm not a doctor.
00:24:29	Say what?
00:24:32	"You were a little ruffian,
00:24:36	"I'm not a ruffian, babe!
00:24:41	"I provide financial help, get it?"
00:24:43	Munna! Do you talk like
00:24:47	"Patients?! I'm serious, Chinki,
00:24:51	I don't have time to explain.
00:24:54	"When I come over, you reject me -
00:25:02	"And please, make sure my father doesn't
00:25:10	"Gotta go. Reject me, OK?"
00:25:19	Your mother has bought
00:25:22	You'll look regal in it.
00:25:26	"Hurry, your mother's ready and waiting."
00:25:38	"Lakshmi, get the sugar separately
00:25:43	What happened?
00:25:46	Someone owes you money?
00:25:50	Wanna kidnap someone?
00:25:52	Wanna have someone roughed up?
00:25:56	Then why is this photo here?
00:25:59	This is Chinki's
00:26:01	She's marrying that gangster -
00:26:21	What happened?
00:26:23	"Chinki, go to the hospital."
00:26:27	But... isn't Munna coming?
00:26:30	It's postponed till next week.
00:26:35	"Hurry up, fast!
00:26:44	"Good morning, sir.
00:26:47	Now listen - call me every
00:26:52	"If I'm not out in 20, get me out."
00:26:56	"Chill, Brother. Chinki's on it,
00:27:00	"Hello, sir."
00:27:02	"Let's go, son."
00:27:16	See? Laughter therapy.
00:27:20	"Yes, he must be nervous."
00:27:33	"Munna, where did you get your
00:27:42	Doctors' degree...
00:27:44	Err... Dongri Medical College.
00:27:52	What is your specialization?
00:27:56	"Hands? Feet? Bones?
00:28:06	"Is everything OK? No stress, no mess?"
00:28:10	"Right, put him on glucose, and
00:28:14	Right.
00:28:20	Your parents are very proud of
00:28:26	Do you feel proud too?
00:28:31	You're not proud?
00:28:36	"Then are you ashamed, doctor?"
00:28:49	"Talk to me. Come on, answer me."
00:28:51	When you see pride and happiness
00:28:58	"do you feel ashamed, 'Brother' Munna?"
00:29:05	No answer...
00:29:10	"Let's go, father.
00:29:12	You are not interested in her?!
00:29:17	She's a doctor.
00:29:20	Do you know a doctors status!
00:29:23	"Father, let's go!"
00:29:25	"Sir, please be forthright.
00:29:29	"Sure, Sir."
00:29:31	Your son is a mobster.
00:29:37	"If you knew this, then
00:29:42	"and if you didn't know,
00:29:46	Enough!
00:29:50	That's it.
00:29:53	Munna... is this true?
00:30:07	"You are a doctor, yes?"
00:30:36	"Sir, I beg your forgiveness.
00:30:40	Doctor! The patient in no. 4
00:31:07	At least wear your turban.
00:31:10	Munna has stripped us of our dignity.
00:31:14	"Enough, Parvati! It takes a lifetime
00:31:18	and your son... Let's go.
00:31:34	He has never stepped out
00:31:52	Why did you do this Munna?
00:31:57	"I was afraid, Ma."
00:32:00	"After years, when I spoke to him..."
00:32:04	"I thought he'd say "How are you?"
00:32:07	"Instead, he asked,
00:32:12	"I hope you aren't a
00:32:15	"I was scared, Ma."
00:32:18	"Without thinking I said,
00:32:33	"Stop him, Ma."
00:32:37	He won't stop.
00:32:52	Ma... give me a 'Magic Hug'...
00:33:00	"Parvati, let's leave!"
00:33:32	What did I tell Chinki?
00:33:39	"Just let's not upset my father." Right?"
00:33:45	Correct.
00:33:47	You want to do something about it...
00:33:50	"She's a childhood buddy,
00:33:54	"You know,
00:33:59	"We don't deserve respect,
00:34:09	Bloody... Hey!
00:34:12	My father's name is on it.
00:34:16	Calm down.
00:34:18	Bastards! Don't you dare!
00:34:27	My old man cried.
00:34:31	"He'd never cried, and I made him."
00:34:37	"Brother, we all cried."
00:34:40	You know why?
00:34:43	Because I'm not a doctor.
00:34:48	I've upset everyone.
00:35:03	"Circuit, I'm gonna be a doc too."
00:35:08	"Brother, lets talk about it tomorrow."
00:35:13	I knew you'd say that...
00:35:17	I'll forget by tomorrow...
00:35:21	"Brother, forget it. What's the point?
00:35:29	I'll become a doctor
00:35:31	And that Dr. Asthana... you don't
00:35:37	"I was there,
00:35:41	I'll show him! I'll be a doctor!
00:35:46	"Circuit, find out, which is
00:35:58	Out of the way!
00:36:26	I'll ask this guy.
00:36:29	"Hey, 'Safari Suit'
00:36:31	"Whom does one see for admission?
00:36:35	Who's the patient?
00:36:37	Then who's to be admitted?
00:36:39	What's wrong with him?
00:36:41	Then why admit him?
00:36:43	Who?
00:36:44	He's talking about me!
00:36:48	"Yeah, right. And I want to
00:36:51	Bloody jerk-off!
00:36:53	"Enough of your crap.
00:36:57	You want to become doctor...
00:37:03	What's a 'dean'?
00:37:04	"Errr... the headmaster, like,
00:37:08	He's in charge of admissions.
00:37:11	"In the Operation theatre, upstairs."
00:37:24	Who's the dean here?
00:37:26	Are you the dean?
00:37:30	"Look, I'll help you.
00:37:48	You want admission?
00:37:51	Say what?
00:37:52	How much did you score?
00:37:56	At least ninety percent!
00:38:00	Right. We'll have a certificate
00:38:03	"OK, then you must sit for a
00:38:06	"If you pass, you're in."
00:38:09	"But, who wants admission?"
00:38:12	Is this exam necessary?
00:38:17	You took it?
00:38:21	Very good. Excellent.
00:38:26	"Hey, what's your name?
00:38:29	Where do you live?
00:38:31	Don't you have to get back
00:38:33	I've to prepare for my
00:38:41	"Brother, my mum used to say,
00:38:46	you'll get good marks.
00:38:50	"Dump the tension, dude.
00:38:53	"Hey pops, the black one.
00:39:01	"Hey Rusty,
00:39:07	This is wrong!
00:39:08	"Dump the tension, dude.
00:39:13	Go and take the exam.
00:39:16	"Go confidently, like Brother Munna.
00:39:20	"You're asking for it, stooge.
00:39:23	"Brother, he's a duffer.
00:39:26	"Doc, get a move on. I don't
00:39:30	You saw his certificate -
00:39:34	All you have to do is the entrance exam.
00:39:36	Here's your ID card.
00:39:41	"Remember: You pass, or we kick arse."
00:39:57	"Your turn, Pops."
00:40:00	Play carom; drink juice -
00:40:15	"Pops, why are you after the queen?"
00:40:19	Because she is mine!
00:40:26	"Done, sir.
00:40:47	Papa.
00:41:36	Brother! Brother!
00:41:43	"Brother, the results are out!
00:41:48	Have some sweets to celebrate.
00:41:53	"Brother, what's wrong?"
00:42:04	"Nanavati Hospital,
00:42:06	"Leelavati Hospital,
00:42:08	"JJ Hospital,
00:42:10	"What's that? Breach Candy Hospital?"
00:42:13	"Hold on, hold on... I'm a busy man!"
00:42:53	M is for the Master of Masters
00:43:01	B is for Bohemian Doctor
00:43:09	B is for Brilliant Actor
00:43:22	S is for the Slickest Character
00:43:26	I make the twisted straight
00:43:30	I make the simple great
00:43:35	"I make you laugh if you're down
00:43:44	"My style, my smile"
00:43:50	"Might make your heart
00:43:54	"Ooh! What's your name, dude?"
00:43:57	"Ooh! What's your name, dude?"
00:43:59	My name? Haven't you heard yet!?
00:44:02	"Brother Munna, M.B.B. S!"
00:44:42	My degree's A1
00:44:45	Tops!
00:44:46	Say what?
00:44:50	"My bride's gonna be hot, hot, hot"
00:44:58	Love will be all around
00:45:02	Our hearts will beat and pound
00:45:06	We will be the world's envy
00:45:10	"But we won't care, because, you see"
00:45:17	"This dream, our dream,"
00:45:23	"won't break, break, break!"
00:45:26	"Oh! What's your name, dude?"
00:45:28	"Oh! What's your name, dude?"
00:45:31	My name? You haven't heard yet!?
00:45:34	"Brother Munna, M.B.B. S!"
00:46:08	"Hey, move this stuff, man!
00:46:31	"Ten or twenty bypasses a day -
00:46:34	"Too easy, bro!"
00:46:38	"I'll forget eat and drink -
00:46:47	In dollars will be my pay
00:46:50	The wallet will sing everyday
00:46:54	I'll dance and make the others too
00:46:58	They'll do the disco in a pink tutu
00:47:02	"We will find our Eden, and hey"
00:47:07	A new song it'll be everyday
00:47:10	"To cool bars, in new cars,"
00:47:15	We will make our merry way
00:47:21	"The girls
00:47:27	"Will be welcome
00:47:30	"Hey! What's your name, dude?"
00:47:33	"Hey! What's your name, dude?"
00:47:35	My name? You haven't heard yet?!
00:47:38	Brother Munna MBBS!
00:47:58	"Brother, eat your meals on time.
00:48:02	Is this a bride's send-off?!
00:48:06	"Handle these loonies, Circuit.
00:48:08	Move it 'Drama Company'... March!
00:48:26	"Hey, what's wrong with him?
00:48:30	Then why is he lying here -
00:48:32	His mom has still to fill the form.
00:48:36	Please hurry!
00:48:41	Doc... He's dying.
00:48:44	Sorry. Take him to Casualty.
00:48:46	'Off duty'? He's dying in front
00:48:51	"For an 'attempted suicide' case,
00:48:58	What if I 'attempted murder' you -
00:49:00	"will the hospital save you or
00:49:06	Careful.
00:49:09	Over here.
00:49:12	Please wait here.
00:49:16	Is he your boy?
00:49:18	Dump the tension. They'll get
00:49:22	"Who are you, dear boy?"
00:49:24	Murli Prasad Sharma. First year.
00:49:27	"I gotta run to class.
00:49:32	Keep working on him Doc!
00:49:50	What?
00:49:52	Where is the first year classroom?
00:49:55	What 'why'?
00:49:57	Why are you looking for the classroom?
00:49:59	Because I'm late.
00:50:03	The class. Today is my first day.
00:50:08	I'm a student.
00:50:12	Student?
00:50:13	Entrance exam topper...
00:50:22	Where's the class.
00:50:28	I'll tell you what...
00:50:33	Dr. Suman.
00:50:35	"Dump the tension,
00:50:41	"Where's the first-year class?
00:50:53	Good Morning sir!
00:51:10	What's up?
00:51:33	I like to tell you...
00:51:37	The country's best doctors
00:51:43	They sat on these very benches.
00:51:47	Just like you are sitting.
00:51:49	"Circuit, you had to select
00:51:53	You should be proud that you are to be
00:52:00	"He's right here,
00:52:09	Which one of you wants to
00:52:20	Do you think you'll be
00:52:25	"Why, what's special about you?"
00:52:31	I believe I can feel
00:52:35	"I want to treat them as friends,
00:52:44	In my 25-year career I haven't
00:52:49	"I have not felt their pain,
00:53:15	See this hand... Rock steady.
00:53:18	"It's done thousands of operations,
00:53:24	"But if I were to operate on
00:53:32	Why? Because I love my daughter.
00:53:38	"Friendship, empathy, attachment-
00:53:46	For the next five years...
00:53:49	"...you'll be taught that a patient
00:54:07	If someone is dying outside the Casualty
00:54:21	Your classes start tomorrow at 8:00 AM.
00:54:39	I don't get it!
00:54:51	"Dad, it's OK!
00:54:55	I am not excited!
00:54:58	A thug! The don of our area!
00:55:02	Hang on...
00:55:05	"he hasn't seen you here, has he?
00:55:09	Did he recognize you?
00:55:12	Of course not.
00:55:19	He should never know that
00:55:24	Nobody should know that Suman
00:55:36	"Brother, why do you want
00:55:39	"Excuse me bro, where is no. 12?
00:55:44	What the! This room
00:55:49	Do you know why God sent me
00:55:53	God certainly didn't tell me.
00:55:56	"God said, "Go, settle the score
00:56:01	"Right said, Brother."
00:56:03	"You've discussed it with God,
00:56:05	"Fellas, move the stuff in."
00:56:07	"Brother, I say we move this wall and
00:56:11	we'll get more space here.
00:56:15	"Brother, lets break this wall too -
00:56:19	"build you a nice, big bathroom,
00:56:22	Keep the bags down.
00:56:25	"Yo, buzzy-bee, move your bag.
00:56:31	"Refrigerator, here."
00:56:32	"Brother, watch how
00:56:36	Excuse me.
00:56:39	"Yes, I'll sleep in the fridge.
00:56:42	"Dump the tension, Circuit."
00:56:47	"Yo, buzzy-bee, come here."
00:56:52	What's your name?
00:56:55	"Look Swami, relax! Grab a cold drink,
00:57:00	What is mine is yours...
00:57:14	"Strip, then I'll tell you.
00:57:18	Of course it's allowed.
00:57:32	Shake it baby!
00:57:40	"Doctors, introduce yourselves!"
00:57:44	"I'm Dr. P.P. Ashok.
00:57:50	Dr. Mahesh Kriplani
00:57:52	"No, no, please! My pants!"
00:57:55	Hey! Is this ragging?
00:57:59	I'm Dr. Anil Davda
00:58:01	This is fun.
00:58:04	"Hey, I wanna do this too."
00:58:09	I'm Dr. Murli Prasad Sharma.
00:58:26	What else?
00:58:29	Ragging's over.
00:58:31	Hey 'dispensary'! Cut the crap.
00:58:34	"Brother said to rag him,
00:58:39	"Hey Swami, you rag'em.
00:58:43	"Dump the tension, dude... I'm here."
00:59:15	Have some chickpeas - they're
00:59:21	Let me study. I came second
00:59:24	How do you think
00:59:26	By eating chickpeas. Have some.
00:59:38	"I asked a question yesterday,
00:59:44	C'mon dude!
00:59:47	How can a dying man be
00:59:51	"And if he dies while filling it,
00:59:56	Say what!
00:59:57	Get out!
00:59:59	"I topped, and I paid the fees -
01:00:08	If this man doesn't leave at once...
01:00:12	then there will be no more lectures
01:00:17	Munna! Go!
01:00:19	Go! Go!
01:00:24	Fine. Fine! I'll leave.
01:00:26	Why should anyone else lose out.
01:00:33	"Hey Swami... pay attention,
01:00:37	Gimme the chickpeas!
01:00:43	"Dump the tension, dude.
01:00:46	"No? Cool, more for me."
01:01:00	"Circuit, man, I really twisted
01:01:02	He got pissed-off and
01:01:05	"I said, "Why get out? I've paid
01:01:12	Why are you making a racket?
01:01:16	It's my father-in-law's college;
01:01:20	Why aren't you in class?
01:01:23	"J dot Asthana, threw me out."
01:01:26	"He's pissed-off, because I topped."
01:01:31	You must have done something!
01:01:33	"I just asked a simple question,
01:01:37	"Both father and daughter are the same-
01:01:40	What did she do?
01:01:43	I made a small request:
01:01:45	But she's like her father.
01:01:49	She busted me in front of my parents.
01:01:55	"Hang on, what's your name?"
01:01:59	Dr. Suman... dump the tension.
01:02:02	It's a long story- some other time.
01:02:08	"Like I was saying,
01:02:10	This is the beginning.
01:02:17	"First, starting from the neck,
01:02:32	Ew! It stinks!
01:02:38	Out of the way! I can't see.
01:02:41	Why don't you get a body of your own.
01:02:56	Who dat?
01:02:58	Brother! How are you?
01:03:05	"Whose body?
01:03:11	"Brother, where do I find such a body?"
01:03:14	How would I know?
01:03:17	"Dump the tension, Brother.
01:03:19	I'll organize the body.
01:03:25	Brother! I found a body.
01:03:27	Will an imported one do?
01:03:30	"10 minutes, Brother."
01:03:32	"Butkya, get a sack.
01:03:42	"Yo, chili chicken, wanna click
01:03:53	"Poor, hungry people -
01:03:59	"Bloody hakka noodle,
01:04:01	"and only see naked, hungry people.
01:04:06	"Will this bag do, brother?"
01:04:11	Will I fold him and then fit him
01:04:18	"Get a 6-feet bag
01:04:20	You don't want to see Taj Mahal?
01:04:23	"Very nice. Get in, son of a..."
01:04:38	"Brother, check it out,
01:04:47	Absolutely fresh.
01:04:50	Where did you find him?
01:04:52	He was standing
01:05:01	It's a ghost!
01:05:23	What was I to do?
01:05:25	"There are 50 students to a body,
01:05:28	All I've seen in four days
01:05:33	"I wanna be a complete doctor,
01:05:37	...who doesn't know what's up
01:05:42	"And he said, "get your own body."
01:05:48	"He wants a body to himself,
01:05:50	He wishes to learn.
01:06:00	"Now, please show me... heart,
01:06:09	It's not a dagger.
01:07:00	"Admit him, and let him know
00:00:07	"Brother, what happened to you?"
00:00:10	Nothing. I didn't eat last night...
00:00:15	woke up early for the dean's lecture...
00:00:19	and I forgot to have breakfast...
00:00:22	And there was water
00:00:27	"Nobody cleans up around here...
00:00:30	It happens. Rest.
00:00:36	"How are you now?
00:00:40	I don't know. This was his
00:00:47	And he won't talk to anyone.
00:00:52	"Dump the tension, ma'am.
00:00:57	"Your mom is crying in front of you,
00:01:00	Don't scold him.
00:01:04	"You wanna die?
00:01:07	Sleeping pills are a half measure.
00:01:11	Take a knife to your throat
00:01:14	"Till then, don't pity yourself.
00:01:19	"Murli, lie down.
00:01:22	Kids today don't
00:01:26	"And you've spoilt him, ma'am,
00:01:31	He has to toughen up.
00:01:34	You don't know what I've been through!
00:01:38	Failed your exams?
00:01:42	Strapped for cash?
00:01:45	"A girl! Got dumped, right?"
00:01:52	"Hey, Circuit, who'd marry
00:01:57	Was out to kill himself
00:02:00	Your mom's loved you for years;
00:02:08	What do you know about love?
00:02:13	"What does a goon like me
00:02:19	Loaf around to kill time
00:02:23	"Eat and drink, five to nine!
00:02:29	So why fall in love? Why?
00:02:34	"But then one day,
00:02:47	"My head was in a strange condition,
00:02:59	"Dude, what a face!!
00:03:05	yeah - tresses! What tresses!
00:03:11	She moved like the wind...
00:03:17	"traffic stopped
00:03:23	"I thought I'd found my home, said"
00:03:26	"Dude, I found my love,
00:03:39	"All day I'd stand
00:03:41	"No fights, no brawls"
00:03:43	"No squabbles with Aziz,
00:03:46	I was numb!
00:03:51	She was the one...
00:03:54	you didn't whistle...
00:04:02	"at the one, our eyes met..."
00:04:05	you didn't wink at
00:04:14	"My buddies looked like
00:04:16	"Said, Dude, please don't tell us
00:04:30	"Then one day Kallan
00:04:34	"Woah! Look!
00:04:36	I lost my head...
00:04:41	and said...
00:04:43	"Come here punk,
00:04:45	"He got washed,
00:04:49	"Still runs away like I'm
00:04:56	Then what happened to Sophia?
00:05:05	"Then one day,
00:05:11	"I thought Dude, she smiled,
00:05:16	Thought she like me too
00:05:22	"But she met someone else
00:05:50	"She was married, it was undisputed"
00:05:54	"While I just stood there,
00:05:58	That night I drank till 2 am
00:06:10	"Damn, I had but one dream,
00:06:13	"But I swear I didn't shed
00:06:15	Why cry? It was a stupid high!
00:06:21	"Next day it was back to life
00:06:24	"Loaf around to kill time; eating,
00:06:27	"Clashed with Aziz again,
00:06:30	"They said forget her,
00:06:41	"My dreams were shattered,
00:06:47	"Yes it hurt...
00:07:04	Then... then what happened?
00:07:06	"What could happen?
00:07:09	Pamela walked my way
00:07:20	"My head was in a strange condition,
00:07:26	"Dude, what a face!!"
00:07:31	"And oh, what eyes!"
00:07:34	"Hey Munna, did the traffic
00:07:46	He has smiled after so many days.
00:07:51	It was nothing. Don't mention it.
00:07:54	"Murli, why do you bug everyone?"
00:07:57	"It seems you're here to
00:08:01	"Not everyone, just Asthana."
00:08:04	He and his daughter... Never mind.
00:08:07	Chinki is innocent.
00:08:13	You know Chinki?
00:08:18	It wasn't her fault.
00:08:19	The maid told her father.
00:08:22	No wonder! I kept thinking how a
00:08:31	"Ms. Suman, tell me,
00:08:37	Why?
00:08:38	As a kid she was a big fatso! Now?
00:08:42	Absolutely not!
00:08:45	She wasn't that fat.
00:08:47	She once climbed a tree.
00:08:55	"How is she now?
00:08:59	Not too bad.
00:09:02	As good as you?
00:09:08	Better than me.
00:09:10	"Ms. Suman, you have to make
00:09:13	Dr. Asthana will kill her.
00:09:18	"We'll meet secretly.
00:09:22	Why?
00:09:24	Say what?
00:09:29	Fine. But only if you promise not
00:09:33	Deal!
00:09:35	I'll think about it.
00:09:42	Now observe closely.
00:09:46	The subject has been in this
00:09:51	"He can't speak, hear, understand,
00:09:57	His senses are all dead.
00:10:03	Now see...
00:10:06	"if you observe closely,
00:10:11	"the pupils contract,
00:10:15	"Yo, boss! Hello!
00:10:19	Why?
00:10:23	Out of the question!
00:10:28	Say what - 'subject'?
00:10:35	His name is Anand Banerjee.
00:10:38	"And he's many years your senior,
00:10:40	Why are you getting emotional?
00:10:47	"Relax! Sit down.
00:10:53	"In your medical careers, you'll face
00:10:57	"Tell me, is it right to keep a
00:11:04	especially in a country where
00:11:08	the subject has been occupying a
00:11:11	Screw you!
00:11:14	You're concerned about the bed!
00:11:18	I'm a doctor.
00:11:21	Did you get inside his head?
00:11:25	Leave the class!
00:11:29	Say what you want.
00:11:32	What are you doing?
00:11:36	"Brother Anand, don't mind him."
00:11:38	These docs read a couple of books
00:11:42	"If anyone gives you tension,
00:11:55	12 years you've been here-
00:11:59	"You must be bored!
00:12:09	"Brother Anand, listen;
00:12:11	What a solid beat.
00:12:15	Listen.
00:12:21	You are hundred percent alive.
00:12:24	"If anyone disagrees make them hear
00:12:35	"Yo, Circuit..."
00:12:37	"All right, right here."
00:12:39	"Hey, quit imitating a bedspread
00:12:44	"And sir, he just took
00:12:46	And you did nothing?
00:12:50	"Sir, he nearly strangled me.
00:12:56	"And that ugly street language
00:12:58	"I just can't get this shit
00:13:01	Is this some bloody country bar?
00:13:03	"Do you know by what name
00:13:07	"Yo, doofus,
00:13:12	"Sir, we all want you
00:13:17	We can't do that.
00:13:20	On what pretext do we throw him out?
00:13:23	Or because he doesn't
00:13:25	He topped the pre-medical
00:13:28	We need a very strong
00:13:34	"Yo, mop-boy, scoot.
00:13:38	Enjoying your stroll? Get to work!
00:13:48	There's only one way out
00:13:51	"Rustom, you will set this terms
00:13:54	You'll set the toughest paper
00:13:58	"He'll fail, and the next day we'll
00:14:02	"Munna's brought a bed, dude!
00:14:10	"Brought a bed, dude??
00:14:22	"Brother Anand, dump the tension. Any
00:14:26	"Brother, your father-in-law!"
00:14:34	May I ask what's going on here?
00:14:40	OK... OK. Ask...
00:14:42	What the hell are you up to now?
00:14:46	...brother Anand's bed could be
00:14:49	"So, we've vacated it.
00:14:53	"It's not for you to sleep on, doofus."
00:14:58	"Brother Anand,
00:15:00	Sleep easy. Nobody will bother you.
00:15:07	"Bye, brother Anand. Take it easy."
00:15:30	Careful!
00:15:34	"Brother Anand, let's get you slicked
00:15:38	"get some, Vitamin D!"
00:15:40	Tonda's going around saying that
00:15:46	I can't study and work.
00:15:49	There's so much stuff
00:15:55	"To begin with,
00:16:00	"Never thought of that
00:16:04	Why aren't you in class?
00:16:07	Because everyone keeps throwing me out.
00:16:11	You've got to pay a little more
00:16:16	Hello... I'm talking to you...
00:16:39	Brother Anand
00:16:42	"The nurses are gonna fight over
00:16:58	That face behind a beard...
00:17:07	"Murli, stop!"
00:17:09	"Look if you don't do well,
00:17:14	"Ok look, if you study, and pass
00:17:19	between you and Chinki.
00:17:29	Pops... How are you?
00:17:36	"Play carom, drink juice...
00:17:47	It's a really difficult paper man!
00:17:57	Alimentary canal... Alimentary canal...
00:18:00	The answer to question number four
00:18:09	What?
00:18:10	Spinal cord atrophy...
00:18:15	Will you please... Silence!
00:18:19	"Spinal, s-p-i-n-a-I, cord, c-o-r-d..."
00:18:37	Done. Was really tough!
00:18:46	This boy is a genius.
00:18:50	"...then patients will only hear
00:18:56	"Rustom, I want to know how he topped."
00:19:00	"How would I know sir?
00:19:03	"Sir, you had called Murli Prasad Sharma.
00:19:08	"So, Mr. Sharma,
00:19:11	"Dude, your professors
00:19:14	May I ask what you wish to prove here?
00:19:18	"Ask away, dude!
00:19:22	Do you think I don't know that
00:19:25	"I don't know how,
00:19:28	You think I've cheated?
00:19:32	And will do it again.
00:19:35	Shut up! No one has ever spoken
00:19:38	There's always a first time dude!
00:19:40	"You, you, you, you..."
00:19:43	Do you know I can throw you out
00:19:47	Have you forgotten how I
00:19:51	How can I forget that? My father
00:19:57	Now it's your turn. You're going
00:20:01	"Not only will I become a doctor,
00:20:04	That's my challenge.
00:20:07	Do your worst.
00:20:20	I will screw him!!
00:20:23	What am I saying?!?!?!
00:20:30	"Ms. Suman, I topped again!
00:20:35	Dump the tension. I'll wait.
00:20:39	Get these tests done.
00:20:42	"Murli, you're...
00:20:46	I know. Congratulations.
00:20:48	Please ask Chinki to meet me now.
00:20:53	"Hey, you're breaking your promise.
00:20:57	She would meet you but
00:21:01	"Dude, he's like the Incredible Sulk."
00:21:04	Why doesn't someone just
00:21:06	Hug?
00:21:09	My mom calls it the Magic Hug.
00:21:12	"Hey, can't you see its wet there?"
00:21:17	I sweep this place 25 times a day.
00:21:21	"I keep cleaning,
00:21:25	I'll die sweeping.
00:21:30	"Hey, watch it..."
00:21:33	Sorry!
00:21:35	You'll merely walk off but
00:21:39	Like I've been yelled
00:21:42	What's your name?
00:21:46	You want to complain now?
00:21:51	I don't want to complain.
00:22:03	You're an awesome worker
00:22:05	Everyone thanks doctors
00:22:09	No one thanks you for
00:22:14	I just want to say thanks.
00:22:16	Thank you.
00:22:30	You're gonna make me cry. Enough.
00:22:43	Sorry!
00:22:53	Tell Chinki she should
00:22:56	"I swear, he'll melt like butter."
00:23:04	I've decided -
00:23:09	Dubai! Why?
00:23:11	Brother Abbas can make
00:23:16	Dad what are you saying?
00:23:19	He came from Dubai to get
00:23:21	"You know what he said to me? He said,
00:23:26	"...if you ever need help
00:23:29	These are men of honor.
00:23:37	No dad! You're not cut
00:23:40	Yeah! I know...
00:23:45	"Hello!
00:23:48	Did Dr. Suman speak to you?
00:23:51	I had sent a message through your
00:23:57	What message?
00:24:00	Is the doofus feeling better?
00:24:02	Doofus!!
00:24:04	What's going on Munna?
00:24:08	"It's turned into a habit.
00:24:12	You told Dr. Suman that if
00:24:17	"No, I can't meet you."
00:24:19	"Hey Chinki,
00:24:23	"Ok, fine. Tomorrow.
00:24:30	My own daughter meets him.
00:24:33	I promise you won't hear
00:24:37	Trust me dad.
00:24:55	"Brother, how will you
00:24:58	"I will, I've known
00:25:08	Munna!
00:25:12	Brother... Found her!
00:25:14	Up there. In mid-air!
00:25:30	"Munna, my baby, so sweet."
00:25:35	Wow! You're lookin' so good.
00:25:39	"Don't you recognize me...
00:25:43	"It's she!
00:25:47	"Circuit! As in, like, 'fused circuit'?"
00:25:51	"Oh my god!
00:25:54	Andy. Hi...
00:25:57	"Hey, that's our number.
00:26:11	That bastard!
00:26:12	"No, dude."
00:26:21	"Come on, let's go.
00:26:32	"Who was that guy?
00:26:35	A boyfriend... that's freaky!
00:26:41	Oh so sweet darling.
00:26:45	So we have to have fun.
00:26:51	"Andy is going to New York,
00:26:55	Meaning?
00:26:57	"You and me, alone!"
00:27:04	"Chinki, you've changed a lot, babe!"
00:27:14	Oh god! You had to see his face.
00:27:17	"Chinki, you've changed a lot, babe!"
00:27:20	"So you rocked, huh?
00:27:23	but he was shocked for sure!
00:27:27	Dad!
00:27:32	"What did he say? Boyfriend...
00:27:38	I was so worried. But you
00:27:41	Are you OK now Dad?
00:27:44	"But," A Boyfriend...
00:27:48	"OK, enough. Poor guy!
00:27:55	"But...
00:28:02	She was so sweet as a kid...
00:28:06	Time changes everything Murli.
00:28:09	She was morphing into
00:28:12	And her dress?
00:28:19	Now look at you. You're a doctor.
00:28:24	She is the way she is.
00:28:30	"And while you're at it,
00:28:34	This war is futile.
00:28:40	"You know, I always thought
00:28:44	Even if she weren't as pretty as
00:28:48	"But your peaceful style,
00:28:54	"But she?
00:29:01	Why? Why aren't you Chinki?
00:29:05	I always thought she'd be like you and
00:29:19	"Your smile, your eyes..."
00:29:22	What?
00:29:23	What?
00:29:25	What did you say?
00:29:27	What did you hear?
00:29:29	"Murli, didn't you just say something?
00:29:35	I thought I heard something.
00:29:37	"I swear she heard me, brother Anand.
00:29:41	and she knew what I was thinking.
00:29:47	"Is that possible, brother?"
00:29:49	"You know, this happens in love."
00:29:52	Circuit also says
00:29:55	you can talk long distance
00:29:58	"So give me a signal brother,
00:30:02	Do you think I'm falling for her?
00:30:07	Correct. I think so too.
00:30:16	"Hey! Brother, Hey Doctor!"
00:30:18	Come quick.
00:30:22	He heard me and blinked at me as well.
00:30:27	"Do it again, brother, come on."
00:30:32	"Mr. Sharma, he's never even
00:30:36	Shut up!
00:30:38	"Brother, I know you're
00:30:42	Please try.
00:30:44	Give me a sign.
00:30:47	Show them they're wrong.
00:30:54	"OK everyone, let's get back to work.
00:31:03	"Murli, what now?"
00:31:06	Ms. Suman do you think
00:31:09	I swear he blinked.
00:31:14	"Murli, even though your voice reaches
00:31:20	So what if it doesn't reach his brain.
00:31:23	It goes straight to the heart.
00:31:28	"Whether you believe it or not,"
00:31:30	I say if there is a strong
00:31:35	then it's the heart that listens.
00:31:38	You're too much.
00:31:46	"Ms. Suman, can you hear me?"
00:31:53	"Mike testing - 1,2,3..."
00:31:58	Ms. Suman I think
00:32:25	Hello.
00:32:27	"Oh, I met Dr. Desai's Son yesterday."
00:32:29	He is also a doctor. Neurosurgeon.
00:32:33	I think you should meet him once.
00:32:43	Brother Munna!
00:32:44	Yes. He's got flowers for you.
00:32:47	You get up. I'll handle this. You go.
00:32:53	"Hey Dean. Open the door!
00:33:05	Yes?
00:33:07	Me?
00:33:08	"Look, I want to apologize to you...
00:33:16	"Come in.
00:33:19	Let's sit in the garden
00:33:21	Why not? Sure.
00:33:34	"Look dude, I've created a lot
00:33:40	Today I just want to say sorry.
00:33:49	No Munna. The fault was mine.
00:33:53	You're a gem! I know you
00:33:58	"Hang on... Chinki!
00:34:03	Really? You rascal! So?
00:34:08	To tell you the truth
00:34:11	"I know she's a motherless child,
00:34:16	You are right.
00:34:18	"But once you two are married she'll
00:34:23	Sorry boss.
00:34:24	I can't run a bulldozer through my life
00:34:31	"To marry, its important
00:34:33	That's true.
00:34:34	"Dude, I have found true
00:34:38	How sweet.
00:34:41	I hope it doesn't break
00:34:44	Why don't you tell her? Chinki!
00:34:48	"Tell her later, please!"
00:34:51	OK. Poor Chinki!
00:34:56	But I'm really
00:35:03	"Go son, find your path,
00:35:08	"I misunderstood you.
00:35:11	Cool!
00:35:14	May I ask who this
00:35:18	"Ask, dude!
00:35:22	You're shy!
00:35:27	"Dude, you can't tell a soul."
00:35:30	It's Dr. Suman. I'm gonna marry her.
00:35:51	So happy!
00:35:55	"You're cool, man. I gotta run now."
00:36:09	"Ms. Suman, what happened?"
00:36:11	Exactly what did you tell Dad?
00:36:14	"Chinki's dad, Dr. Asthana."
00:36:17	Damn! He just can't keep
00:36:19	Like you. Why did you say
00:36:22	Correct. Instead of Chinki's old man
00:36:26	...I mean... your father.
00:36:29	Correct. If I love you...
00:36:32	"I should first speak to you, right?"
00:36:35	It... just happened...
00:36:43	So?
00:36:48	"So, how do you feel about me?"
00:36:50	"I don't feel anything.
00:36:55	I know you can make
00:36:58	You are the woman
00:37:01	"Ms. Suman, when you smile..."
00:37:06	life is beautiful.
00:37:10	I want to see you smiling forever.
00:37:17	So?
00:37:23	Please marry me.
00:37:28	I just want a straight answer.
00:37:31	"If you don't want to marry me,
00:37:34	Hello Doctor.
00:37:38	Ms. Suman are you certain
00:37:42	I'm with a patient now.
00:37:44	I'm not leaving without an answer.
00:37:49	"Dude, is there a problem
00:37:53	Did you get all the tests done?
00:37:56	Just give me two minutes. Sit.
00:38:02	I had a stomachache for sometime.
00:38:05	A couple of days back I vomited and
00:38:08	Thought I'd get some tests done.
00:38:12	Did you eat out?
00:38:15	Why? Where's your family?
00:38:18	"Married? You don't need a doc,
00:38:23	"who'll feed you,
00:38:27	"Hey, this shirt's had it!"
00:38:29	"Zaheer, can anyone
00:38:32	Why doctor?
00:38:35	You should've come
00:38:41	"Look, Zaheer... sit."
00:38:51	Zaheer you'll need to be brave.
00:38:55	I suspect you have stomach cancer.
00:39:04	Get admitted right now.
00:39:08	But I have an important
00:39:12	"OK, so come tomorrow morning."
00:39:15	Why did you say
00:39:21	Is it too late?
00:39:24	We'll start the treatment tomorrow.
00:39:31	How much time do I have?
00:39:34	Please tell me the truth.
00:39:37	"I have many responsibilities.
00:39:41	And finish all your work by evening.
00:39:45	All my work? In half a day?
00:39:50	Get settled? Buy a flat?
00:39:54	In half a day?
00:39:58	"My mother's pilgrimage,
00:40:02	In half a day?
00:40:04	"Zaheer, God willing, you'll be fine."
00:40:08	God's will is fairly obvious -
00:40:11	I've been given half a day to live.
00:40:15	Zaheer...
00:40:27	Tell me doctor -
00:40:29	I never drank or smoked.
00:40:36	"...then, why me?"
00:40:41	"All my friends go to strip bars,
00:40:45	Even I felt like doing it.
00:40:50	But I always buried my desires...
00:40:56	to fulfill my responsibilities first.
00:41:05	Thought I'd have long life...
00:41:10	there'll be time for this...
00:41:21	How much time does he have?
00:41:24	You should have hugged him.
00:41:27	"He needed it bad, dude.
00:41:41	"Dump the tension, brother.
00:41:45	Let go... Let go of me!
00:41:47	Dump the tension! It'll be fine!
00:41:51	Stop harassing me!
00:41:55	Didn't I say
00:41:59	Let me be!
00:42:12	Circuit...
00:42:16	Depends on who it was.
00:42:21	Did you ever feel
00:42:24	"Do you know that freak, Shakeel?
00:42:27	"Once he ran with a sword after me,
00:42:31	"No, stupid."
00:42:33	Have you ever been in a situation
00:42:37	and were helpless.
00:42:40	"Saw the calendar, the clock,
00:42:49	"Your life, your dreams suddenly
00:42:56	Brother my mom used to say
00:43:07	Look - my dad.
00:43:10	Bugger used to beat me a lot.
00:43:14	That's Uncle -
00:43:23	Hey where's mom?
00:43:27	Bombay's getting too damn
00:43:32	"Circuit, get my stuff
00:43:38	"Why?
00:43:41	"I wanna get back to work.
00:43:47	"You saw Chinki, right?"
00:43:52	And Dr. Suman is also not interested.
00:43:56	So why become a doctor?
00:43:58	I know you too well.
00:44:04	"For the first time in fifteen years,
00:44:09	"Son of a... give me his name, Brother.
00:44:14	Zaheer.
00:44:29	"Hey, aunty!
00:44:30	Who's Zaheer? -
00:44:33	Who are you?
00:44:36	Move!
00:44:42	Are you Zaheer?
00:44:47	You slapped Brother?
00:44:50	"You've got guts, dude!"
00:44:52	Brother's sent these shirts
00:44:57	"And hey, mark my words -
00:45:01	you gotta live twice as much!
00:45:05	Brother told me you haven't
00:45:11	Hang on...
00:45:20	"Set the mood, and get ready,
00:45:25	"What's gone is in the past,
00:45:33	"Set the mood,
00:45:37	"Live with your every pore,
00:45:45	"Look, see through my eyes"
00:45:53	"Learn, to live completely"
00:45:58	"Seize, for life is too short"
00:46:03	"Know this, your life will pass by"
00:46:06	So learn to live before you die!
00:46:13	"Look, see through my eyes"
00:46:39	Grab happiness's arm
00:46:44	And wrench the pain away
00:46:49	Hey don't grieve over sadness
00:46:52	Stop dying and asking why
00:46:55	And learn to live before you die
00:47:02	"Look, see through my eyes"
00:47:10	"Learn, to live completely"
00:47:15	"Seize, for life is too short"
00:47:20	"Know this, your life will pass by"
00:47:22	So learn to live before you die!
00:47:31	"Fool, its not about
00:47:34	It's about whether you live it up
00:48:14	"Sing, to the beat of your heart"
00:48:19	Life is an icy cold song they say
00:48:24	It's lilting but it's melting away
00:48:26	"Whether you laugh,
00:48:29	So learn to live before you die!
00:48:42	Baldy's here!
00:48:44	And he's all worked-up.
00:48:47	"Brother Zaheer, he'll finish
00:48:55	Let's go... Rina... Come on!
00:49:03	Matron!
00:49:09	Matron?
00:49:12	You! Who brought her here?
00:49:19	"Oh, I see."
00:49:24	You're on that goon's side.
00:49:27	Shame on you!
00:49:28	I couldn't do anything earlier.
00:49:32	And now that I have a chance
00:49:38	No one will be spared.
00:49:42	"You, you, you, watch out -
00:49:45	Now you watch it.
00:49:49	"Excuse them, sir. Please."
00:49:53	It was done for me.
00:49:57	Consider it my last wish.
00:50:04	He's amazing - a cabaret!
00:50:09	And what about Zaheer's face?
00:50:12	He was smiling!!
00:50:14	You're telling me?
00:50:18	Who?
00:50:20	I think I've got a cold.
00:50:22	"Hey buddy, give me
00:50:26	Magic Hug!!
00:50:28	And me?
00:50:30	Poor baby... here's yours!
00:50:36	"Here, take the suitcase. Keep it there.
00:50:41	And pick up the bottles.
00:50:43	Leaving?
00:50:46	Our chat was incomplete.
00:50:48	"Look, you don't have
00:50:52	So what's the point -
00:50:56	Will you do one last thing?
00:51:02	I feel strange saying this...
00:51:04	Strange is my middle name...
00:51:11	Who was the girl who came
00:51:14	Sorry. Can't tell you anything.
00:51:16	She came here because of us and
00:51:21	Zaheer wants to meet her.
00:51:25	He's even worn your yellow shirt;
00:51:29	Thanks.
00:51:33	This hospital needs you.
00:51:36	If my request makes a difference
00:51:44	"It's all in, Brother.
00:51:48	Again???
00:51:50	Didn't Brother just say that...
00:51:54	Mr. Murli.
00:51:59	"Don't protect him,
00:52:04	I know who was responsible
00:52:08	"You have ten minutes to either write
00:52:17	or write your resignation letters.
00:52:21	"Dude, I thought we understood
00:52:24	What's the problem?
00:52:28	You are the problem Mr. Sharma.
00:52:30	"We need discipline in
00:52:33	"Why are you still weeping
00:52:37	Zaheer is dying. I just wanted
00:52:42	"Let these guys go, dude. End it!"
00:52:44	"Exactly! End it!
00:52:50	"congratulations, here's your
00:52:52	I want you out by tomorrow.
00:52:57	Your luck's run out buddy.
00:53:03	when someone held my hand
00:53:06	Do your worst.
00:53:11	If you don't leave then
00:53:15	"Police? They couldn't keep me in,
00:53:21	"You will go, Mr. Sharma."
00:53:26	"See, if the cops kick me
00:53:29	I'll return through the back door.
00:53:34	Dump the tension dude.
00:54:59	It's an emergency!
00:55:02	"Someone fill a form, quick."
00:55:06	I'm not leaving!
00:55:14	Murli?
00:55:18	What happened?
00:55:20	"Oh I skipped dinner last night,
00:55:23	because the Dean's lecture
00:55:27	and the marble floors
00:55:29	You're mad!
00:55:31	Completely mad!
00:55:34	May I ask you why this happened?
00:55:38	"Murli!
00:55:45	Now no one can throw me out.
00:55:47	But only till your recovery.
00:55:51	"How long before he recovers, Rustom?
00:55:54	and nineteen stitches -
00:55:56	Get on it Rustom.
00:56:00	Yes sir.
00:56:06	What happened Rustom?
00:56:15	I won again brother Anand.
00:56:22	"Now... here goes my cross,"
00:56:27	where do I put your zero?
00:56:29	Here...
00:56:32	no? Here?
00:56:35	Here neither? Here?
00:56:42	"Munna, look!"
00:56:44	"I know. But if I tell others,
00:56:50	"He just amuses himself.
00:56:56	"See, no blink!"
00:57:02	"Hey, are you free tonight?
00:57:06	"I have two tickets
00:57:09	and a friend wants to go with you!
00:57:13	Look... Look through my eyes...
00:57:20	Wear the blue shirt -
00:57:23	Move... please move!
00:57:30	Behave yourself...
00:57:32	"Behave yourself, Rustom.
00:57:34	We are...
00:57:36	People at this age
00:57:39	You have to accept it Rustom.
00:57:41	I know if he eats something
00:57:44	He used to drink juice but he's
00:57:50	Give me a sugar test and
00:58:02	"Hey, feed from the mouth.
00:58:05	"Munna, it's the only way out.
00:58:13	"Circuit, quickly..."
00:58:21	Hey Circuit!
00:58:22	Check out my break!
00:58:27	Outstanding Brother!
00:58:33	How could you miss such an easy one!
00:58:36	Watch this...
00:58:40	"Fool, you've taken my counter!
00:58:43	"OK, the Queen's mine!
00:58:51	"That queen is one elusive babe!
00:58:54	Brother Zaheer!
00:58:57	She's taken!
00:59:00	"Where have you been?
00:59:03	"Brother, did you see my
00:59:05	"How's Rina, brother Zaheer?"
00:59:10	Her name is Nandini.
00:59:12	"Wow, she tells the
00:59:18	"Your turn, Brother!
00:59:20	"The queen, obviously!"
00:59:25	Will this go?
00:59:26	Good shot!
00:59:28	"Brother, I'm a champ!"
00:59:32	He's coming!
00:59:38	"Shit! Missed again!
00:59:43	Shit!
01:00:21	"Right on, Pops!"
01:00:23	"Hey Pops, play carom, drink Juice -
01:00:34	Some juice for you?
01:00:40	"You got the queen, drink up!"
01:00:45	The cover's gonna be tough!
01:01:38	Papa!
01:01:41	"Very nice shot, Papa!"
01:01:42	It's made me hungry son...
01:01:45	"Nurse, get the food.
01:01:50	I love you papa.
01:02:05	"Thank you, Brother Munna."
01:02:09	"Why thank me, dude?
01:02:12	"You are God, Munna.
01:02:15	This is a miracle.
01:02:18	"Come on, son,
01:02:23	But this time the queen's mine!
01:03:51	Why does my heart sing?
01:03:59	Why does the breeze swing?
01:04:07	Could the wind know?
01:04:13	Could my feelings show?
01:04:20	Why do my bangles jingle?
01:04:32	Why do my ankle bells tinkle?
01:04:41	Why is their music above?
01:04:47	Is it the melody of our love?
01:05:32	What does the wind ask my embrace?
01:05:38	What does my embrace hold?
01:05:50	It holds your dreams
01:05:53	It holds the sound of your name
01:05:56	"It holds the beat of my heart
01:06:02	The beat of my heart fades away
01:06:08	"As the wind,
01:06:50	"Now slowly move your wrist,
01:06:56	...any pain?
01:06:57	Very good.
01:07:00	How do you feel?
01:07:03	Very good. Your stuff is packed.
01:07:09	Good-bye.
01:07:12	I'm not going anywhere!
01:07:16	I knew it.
01:07:18	Inspector Rawal.
01:07:20	That's your man. Throw him out.
01:07:23	Let's go!
01:07:25	"Meenal, the cops are taking Munna away!
01:07:31	"Brother Maqsood,
01:07:36	"Swami, the police have
01:07:41	"Pankaj, the cops are
01:07:47	They're taking him away!
01:08:05	"You cannot take him away, sir!"
01:08:08	Who are you?
01:08:09	I've been working for you for thirty
01:08:13	Ask Munna - he was the only man
01:08:18	Hugged me!
01:08:19	Great.
01:08:22	"and hug whomever he wishes,
01:08:26	"No, he will not
01:08:30	Or else we will go on a strike!
01:08:43	Matron!
01:08:46	Open the door!
01:08:49	Come on!
01:08:52	Move it.
01:08:53	I say move! Get out of my way.
01:08:56	Move it. I say. Out of my way!
01:08:58	"Sir, please let him stay... please!"
01:09:01	"Swami, do you know why you
01:09:04	"because he cheats and comes first!
01:09:06	Munna would never cheat!
01:09:09	Munna admitted to us all
01:09:13	Rustom tell them.
01:09:35	"OK, all right."
01:09:48	You don't believe me?
01:09:53	Fine. I will prove it to you.
01:09:56	"Put up a notice on the board,"
01:09:58	tomorrow I will personally test Munna
01:10:05	And if he answers even
01:10:10	"But then you will quiz him only
01:10:14	Keep your mouth shut Swami!
01:10:20	Select a panel of three professors.
01:10:24	"If they think he's worthy of
01:10:38	Diabetes mellitus is a chronic
01:10:42	hyperglycaemia due to
01:10:45	"The symptoms are polyhydra
01:10:50	frequent urination and
01:11:04	"Bravo! Well done, Munna!
01:11:10	Easy! You can be heard outside!
01:11:16	Dr. Patel - your question!
01:11:19	"Mr. Murli Prasad, please tell us the
01:11:25	OK! Cerebral malaria
01:11:29	"No, no, no!
01:11:33	Third is Malaria.
01:11:35	"Hey, don't break the order, dude."
01:11:39	I've just about crammed the answers!
01:11:41	But Dr. Asthana will decide the order.
01:11:44	That bald...
01:11:49	OK.
01:11:50	There are two stages of treatment:
01:11:52	"Intensive therapy for 2 months,
01:11:55	"anacin, penicillin...
01:11:58	"Hey, don't break my rhythm, man!
01:12:04	There are two forms of treatment...
01:12:10	"Munna, Dr. Suman is looking for you."
01:12:13	It's Zaheer!
01:12:15	Zaheer?
01:12:16	"He's sinking, Munna,
01:12:21	What are you saying?
01:12:25	"What can I do?
01:12:38	"Dump the tension, brother Zaheer!"
01:12:41	Munna!
01:12:43	"Save me, Munna. I don't want to die."
01:12:48	"Nothing will happen to you,
01:12:54	"Hey doc, do something!"
01:12:56	No. Only you can save me.
01:13:05	"You can save anyone, Munna."
01:13:08	"I've seen it. You're God, Munna!"
01:13:14	"Don't say that, brother.
01:13:21	"Just one...
01:13:23	I want to see my mother.
01:13:33	Save me buddy.
01:13:38	"You will meet her, brother."
01:13:40	"So will I.
01:13:49	Brother Zaheer! Brother!
01:14:21	Diabetes mellitus
01:14:24	characterized by hyperglycaemia.
01:14:27	"The symptoms are polyhydra,
01:14:32	"polyurea, frequent urination
01:14:48	Silence please! Thank you.
01:14:52	Next question please.
01:14:54	"Mr. Sharma, describe the treatment
01:15:03	Should I repeat the question?
01:15:05	If he doesn't know the answer...
01:15:08	I mean...
01:15:12	Murli how will you treat
01:15:24	"Come on, Munna!"
01:15:25	Speak up!
01:15:28	"I don't want to die, Munna!"
01:15:31	There are two stages of treatment:
01:15:32	Only you can save me Munna!
01:15:34	Intensive therapy for 2 months
01:15:38	Very good! Go on...
01:15:42	Rifampacin...
01:15:45	What the hell am I saying!
01:15:50	"If I knew how,
01:15:54	I don't know anything. Excuse me.
01:15:58	"But your answer is correct...
01:16:01	"Forget it, Rustom.
01:16:05	"with hugs, smiles?"
01:16:11	The drama's over.
01:16:14	"I'm just a no-good goon,
01:16:26	"Last night, Zaheer died thinking
01:16:36	a god. He thought I'd help him
01:16:41	"I couldn't do anything, Rustom.
01:16:46	Couldn't you even give
01:16:52	till he met his mother?
01:16:57	I just have one request -
01:17:04	please don't bury her in forms.
01:17:15	She has just lost her young son.
01:17:18	Just help her.
01:17:24	I made a big mistake.
01:17:33	Sorry brother Zaheer!
01:17:47	I hope that's the end of that saga.
01:17:57	Now can we please get back to work!
01:18:57	"Congratulations, Dad."
01:19:00	We'll never speak of Munna again.
01:19:09	You've won!
01:19:13	"Once again there will be discipline,
01:19:20	"No one will ever joke,
01:19:25	and no patient will be heard
01:19:29	"Congratulations, Dad."
01:19:32	Munna was mad to think we would
01:19:40	that we would let him make a dying man
01:19:52	or allow him to give anyone
01:19:58	We had to stop him!
01:20:03	He is dangerous.
01:20:05	"Look what he's done, dad..."
01:20:09	"The terrible consequence of friendship,
01:20:13	Your heart knows it's a miracle!
01:20:17	"But you won, dad."
01:20:20	No more miracles from now on.
01:20:24	"Congratulations, Dad!"
01:20:26	Congratulations!
01:20:51	Should I kick?
01:20:54	"Not you, freak! This...
01:20:59	Four runs!!!
01:21:02	Hey Circuit!
01:21:03	I've decided -
01:21:10	"I knew it!
01:21:16	Why two?
01:21:19	"Won't you come with me, Brother?"
01:21:28	"Hey, what will you do
01:21:33	You don't even know
01:21:35	"Brother if I do that,
01:21:53	Hey Circuit!
01:21:56	"I'm missing mother a lot, dude!"
01:22:04	"I'm missing her so much that
01:22:11	"Brother, this is too intense;
01:22:20	"Is she coming here?
01:22:30	Is this the time to come home?
01:22:33	Mother... where have you been?
01:22:38	Don't ever leave me now!
01:22:43	"Brother, are you missing
01:22:47	"I can see him, dude!
01:22:50	There!
01:22:56	Where are you going?
01:23:11	You shamelessly lied for ten years...
01:23:16	"and today, when I'm proud of you,
01:23:23	I can't believe
01:23:29	"But I couldn't become a doctor,
01:23:32	"Dummy, doctors only save lives,
01:23:40	You've always hugged your mother...
01:23:45	can I get a Magic Hug too?
01:23:52	Father!
01:24:20	"Son, Chinki is waiting
01:24:23	Chinki?
01:24:25	She is the one who called us.
01:24:29	It's an order!
01:24:45	Hello... How are you Chinki?
01:24:50	Did you have some work with me?
01:24:54	No one wants to marry me.
01:25:00	"Look, I'm in love with someone else!"
01:25:05	Who?
01:25:08	"Your friend, Dr. Suman."
01:25:13	OK. So marry her then!
01:25:17	"Ms. Suman?!
01:25:20	Chinki?
01:25:27	I get it: Now I'm the doofus!
01:25:36	I think you need a Magic Hug!
01:25:45	"Then Munna married Suman,
01:25:52	"A year later, Circuit got married."
01:25:54	That's his son...
01:26:00	"The dean retired and
01:26:03	"Patients get regular doses
01:26:09	"Asthana greets new patients, with
01:26:17	Rustom is the new dean.
01:26:22	But his dad is still dating the queen.
01:26:27	Munna couldn't become a doctor...
01:26:31	'Married with Bouncing Babies
01:26:35	And that's me...
01:26:37	Why are you crying?
01:26:41	"Tomorrow, I go home, to Kolkata."
01:26:45	"I'm going to miss these people,
01:26:51	Dude!
01:26:54	Let's go in! Come on!

Munnabhai M