My Best Friend s Wedding

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03:31:52 Ready? Okay.
03:31:54 Wlshing and hoping
03:31:57 And thlnking and praying
03:31:59 Plannlng and dreaming
03:32:01 Each night of his charms
03:32:05 That won't get you
03:32:10 So if you're looking
03:32:13 That you can share
03:32:18 All you've got to do
03:32:20 ls hold him and klss hlm
03:32:22 And love hlm
03:32:27 Show him that you care
03:32:32 Do the things
03:32:36 Wear your hair
03:32:43 'Cause you won't get him
03:32:45 Thlnking and praying
03:32:49 Just wlshing and hoping
03:32:52 And thlnking and praying
03:32:54 Plannlng and dreaming
03:33:00 That won't get you
03:33:05 So if you're thlnking
03:33:08 True love ls
03:33:17 And squeeze him
03:33:19 Just do it
03:33:23 You will be his
03:34:49 Two and two, menu !
03:34:53 Guillermo!
03:34:55 Two pigeons! Right away!
03:34:57 ''V. l.P.''
03:35:07 Give me two grain!
03:35:09 - l'll take that polenta!
03:35:12 - This is the one l'm waiting for!
03:35:14 l need that special meat now.
03:35:18 l will kiIl your family it you don't
03:35:21 Yes, sir.
03:35:40 l'm writing it up as...
03:35:43 inventive and...
03:35:45 contident.
03:35:52 - Did the chap trom Newsday ever calI?
03:35:58 ls this a real interview
03:36:00 - you're setting me up with?
03:36:02 l don't send you men anymore.
03:36:05 lt's Mlchael.
03:36:10 l can't walt to talk to you.
03:36:16 Oall me. 4:00 in the mornlng,
03:36:20 - Who called? Man ot the moment?
03:36:24 It's my Michael. Michael O'NeaI.
03:36:28 The wandering sportswriter.
03:36:31 Sophomore year at Brown...
03:36:33 we had this one hot month.
03:36:36 But you know me.
03:36:40 So l get up the nerve
03:36:44 and he gives me this look.
03:36:47 Then he said, ''The thing
03:36:50 I'm losing the best triend
03:36:53 At that moment,
03:36:57 So l cried for maybe
03:37:01 kissed him...
03:37:03 and we've been best friends
03:37:07 We've seen each other
03:37:11 losing jobs...
03:37:13 losing parents, Iosing lovers.
03:37:15 We've traveled all over.
03:37:18 The best times ot my lite, maybe.
03:37:21 Drinking and talking,
03:37:25 Go on. This is so moving.
03:37:29 He's nothing like me.
03:37:33 l rememher this one night
03:37:37 He takes a razor out
03:37:40 cuts his tinger, takes my hand,
03:37:43 - l'm gonna be sick.
03:37:46 it we've never married,
03:37:49 We never talked about it again.
03:37:52 l don't know
03:37:56 You're about to be 28
03:38:00 - How old is he?
03:38:04 Desperate to talk.
03:38:16 Cheers.
03:38:20 ''Digital Answering System''
03:38:29 ''Red''
03:38:38 - Good evenlng. The Drake Hotel.
03:38:42 - but sinoe it's so late--
03:38:47 Hello?
03:38:51 You've been enrolled
03:38:54 Hey, beautllul.
03:38:57 l mlss you. l've been
03:39:01 I've been on a book tour.
03:39:03 - l llgured you were out ol town.
03:39:06 Qr you're just averaging 30 days
03:39:08 - lt's less when it's you.
03:39:13 ll you turn me down,
03:39:15 lt l could just tell you
03:39:21 This is prohably going
03:39:24 the biggest laugh
03:39:27 but l was thinking about you,
03:39:30 this unbelievably insane night
03:39:35 like a thousand years ago.
03:39:38 - You probablY won't remember this--
03:39:40 l thlnk about that nlght
03:39:43 You do?
03:39:45 But lt's not why l called.
03:39:48 lt's not.
03:39:50 l oalled beoause l met someone.
03:39:55 That's great.
03:39:57 You haven't realIy seen anybody
03:40:02 You don't understand.
03:40:04 l've never lelt thls way
03:40:07 - She's all wrong lor me.
03:40:11 She's a junlor
03:40:13 She's 20. Her name's Klm.
03:40:16 Her dad ls thls billlonalre. He owns
03:40:20 l've always been uncomlortable
03:40:23 - Sure.
03:40:26 They're such wonderlul people.
03:40:31 So you've met her parents?
03:40:35 Jules, we're gettlng marrled
03:40:40 - Hello?
03:40:45 lt's Wednesday night.
03:40:47 How can you possibly
03:40:49 Aotually, lt starts tomorrow.
03:40:51 lt's a lour-day weddlng
03:40:54 and 10 mlllion people
03:40:58 Aren't you working this weekend?
03:41:02 The Sox are at home and Sports ls
03:41:08 Wait.
03:41:10 Taklng oll a weekend
03:41:15 Jules, l'm scared.
03:41:18 - Mayhe we should talk about this.
03:41:22 ll you can't come and hold my hand,
03:41:26 Please oome.
03:41:30 l can 't wait lor you
03:41:33 ''United Airlines''
03:41:37 Let's stop tor a drink.
03:41:39 l'm a busy girl. l've got tour days
03:41:43 steal the bride's tellow,
03:41:47 He adored me
03:41:50 - l can see why.
03:41:54 Plus, she's got hilIions ot dollars,
03:41:57 So don't go feeling all sorry
03:42:04 l can't lose him, George.
03:42:10 You glve your hand to me
03:42:11 You glve your hand to me
03:42:14 And then you say hello
03:42:17 l can hardly speak
03:42:20 My heart is heating so
03:42:24 And anyone can tell
03:42:28 You think you know me well
03:42:31 But you don't know me
03:42:37 No, you don't know the one
03:42:41 Who dreams ol you at nlght
03:42:45 Wants to klss your llps
03:42:48 Wants to hold you tlght
03:42:51 l am just a lrlend
03:42:54 That's all l've ever been
03:42:58 - Oan you believe l'm gonna do this?
03:43:17 This just makes everything
03:43:20 Since l've met Michael, all l've heard
03:43:26 l've never had a sister.
03:43:36 l have this monstrous tavor
03:43:38 - Excuse me?
03:43:40 shattered her pelvis line dancing
03:43:45 - Be my maid ot honor?
03:43:49 Shouldn't you promote a bridesmaid
03:43:54 My bridesmaids are my only two
03:43:58 debutante sisters trom Nashville
03:44:02 My exit!
03:44:06 I have tour days
03:44:08 lt's time tor you
03:44:25 - Do you like the color?
03:44:28 - lsn't that pertect tor her?
03:44:30 This is going to be tighter.
03:44:33 - lt's beautitul.
03:44:36 l don't want her to trip,
03:44:41 Would you rather the dattodil?
03:44:46 l thought the bridesmaids
03:44:50 Not you. You wouldn't he comtortabIe
03:44:56 What else did he tell you?
03:44:58 You hate weddings.
03:45:02 You're not up
03:45:04 or anything that's assumed
03:45:09 including marriage
03:45:14 Love?
03:45:17 Michael and I were a wrong tit
03:45:20 He said that too.
03:45:23 l thought l was like you,
03:45:27 until l met rumpled,
03:45:30 Then l tound l was just
03:45:33 like all those tlighty nitwits
03:45:36 lt's tunny, huh?
03:45:40 l need a cigarette.
03:45:51 George, how do you thlnk l leel?
03:45:53 All she does is talk
03:45:56 - She's just so dreamy.
03:46:01 l don't know it l can do it.
03:46:05 You want me to turn around
03:46:07 Not the person l was expecting.
03:46:14 l've seen you
03:46:19 Things are ditterent now.
03:46:27 l guess so.
03:46:34 You look really good...
03:46:37 without your olothes on.
03:46:50 She's toast.
03:46:54 ''Caution 2-Way Tratfic''
03:47:01 - Where is the honeymoon exactly?
03:47:03 lt San Antonio sweeps Saoramento,
03:47:07 Or Phoenix. Or depending
03:47:09 Garden spots, all.
03:47:11 A swing ot mayhe 40 degrees Fahrenheit
03:47:14 but there's tine tood and cocktails
03:47:18 It's his career. l'm supportive.
03:47:22 l want to be with the man l love.
03:47:26 He's Iucky. One woman in a billion
03:47:32 The guy's a one-man festival
03:47:35 You've been introduced
03:47:38 Ot his snoring?
03:47:41 You know that snartle one?
03:47:46 Now it's got this phlegm-rattling thing
03:47:58 Earplugs work.
03:48:00 - What about--
03:48:03 The bathroom's a swamp.
03:48:06 He likes action movies.
03:48:09 He loves karaoke bars...
03:48:11 - and l can't carry a tune.
03:48:14 He sucks soup
03:48:16 That's a trademark move.
03:48:21 But he sure can kiss.
03:48:26 lt's been a while.
03:48:35 After two weeks
03:48:40 l made a command deoision
03:48:48 l threw the Iist away.
03:48:49 He's not a balance sheet.
03:48:51 Loving him means
03:48:54 Do you get nervous
03:48:55 lt's sweet ot you
03:48:57 but nothing ever could give me
03:49:01 - Do you become hysterical in contined--
03:49:07 You. You're always
03:49:09 this pertect creature
03:49:11 Pertection can get wearing
03:49:14 l'm not kidding. l had to tace up
03:49:17 Believe me, l've got them.
03:49:19 Am l gonna be jealous ot you
03:49:23 - Our paths will keep orossing.
03:49:25 - He'll always talk about you.
03:49:26 The answer was so simple.
03:49:30 l was gonna predict that.
03:49:33 You win.
03:49:37 l've missed a step.
03:49:39 He's got you on a pedestal...
03:49:42 and me in his arms.
03:49:52 My God, it's the bride
03:49:56 - Are you okay, honey?
03:49:59 Did she say the wrong thing again?
03:50:02 - l'm Julianne Potter.
03:50:04 - You oan just call us eager.
03:50:08 - As maid of honor, you get first pick.
03:50:12 - He's mine.
03:50:15 ls this Michael's Julianne?
03:50:17 l'm lsabelle Wallace.
03:50:20 My handsome new son
03:50:24 My husband says
03:50:27 so you can hang with Michael.
03:50:29 But tirst you have to meet
03:50:32 That is, it you've absorbed
03:50:50 Who ordered a beer?
03:50:51 - Let me help you with that.
03:50:56 Sorry. l was contusing you
03:50:59 Julianne Potter, this is Hank and Eric
03:51:02 - Nioe to meet you.
03:51:04 - Hi, there.
03:51:06 And this is Walter,
03:51:10 Future tather-in-law.
03:51:12 Thank you.
03:51:14 If he gives you any griet,
03:51:18 - And this guy You know.
03:51:22 l told him to make you best man,
03:51:27 Best-looking guy
03:51:30 - Great to see you.
03:51:33 - Scotty, that will do.
03:51:36 Remember, it is the duty
03:51:39 to dance
03:51:42 Dance? You can't dance.
03:51:45 - When did you learn to dance?
03:51:51 You're an impostor.
03:51:54 What did you do
03:51:57 ''Ohicago Tribune"
03:52:00 You just haven't seen me
03:52:07 Some people mlght llnd
03:52:12 - day atter daY, year atter year.
03:52:15 How can you like someone
03:52:17 No potential
03:52:21 But then, she does have
03:52:25 - All right.
03:52:26 They got him.
03:52:29 When l hug her,
03:52:31 l don't have to let go
03:52:34 She lets me hoId her
03:52:36 - Batting seoond, the shortstop--
03:52:40 - Nothing.
03:52:44 You and that yucky love stuft.
03:52:46 You always get like that
03:52:49 l do not.
03:52:52 When we were--
03:52:55 - When we were--
03:53:02 Did l, when--
03:53:04 - Yes.
03:53:08 You pulled away when l tried
03:53:16 l've ohanged.
03:53:19 l mean, l'm not the girl
03:53:23 Really?
03:53:24 Any relationship over two weeks
03:53:28 This is not about longevity.
03:53:32 This is about...
03:53:34 being comfortable...
03:53:37 with the yucky love stuft.
03:53:42 All right.
03:53:44 And l am.
03:53:49 And it's wlsdom born ol paln
03:53:53 yes, l've pald the prlce
03:53:55 But look how much l've galned
03:53:58 - ll l have to
03:54:00 - l can do anythlng
03:54:02 The doorman told me.
03:54:05 l am strong
03:54:09 l am woman
03:54:19 l didn't realize
03:54:22 This is so great.
03:54:24 - You tolks thirsty?
03:54:27 - Blended, no salt.
03:54:29 - You?
03:54:31 Two words tor you.
03:54:33 Margarita.
03:54:35 Vespa.
03:54:38 Florence.
03:54:41 Me hanging on in the rain.
03:54:43 - l love Florence.
03:54:49 Where was my pass?
03:54:50 - ''No, the pier is tor tishing!''
03:54:53 - ''Fishing!''
03:54:58 You should take her there.
03:55:05 ''lt San Antonio
03:55:09 You're ott the road in September, and
03:55:17 l'm not coming back senior year.
03:55:23 Don't architects find a degree
03:55:29 l travel every week. Got college hall,
03:55:33 I think the most important thing
03:55:36 Say, Pinky, l wanna hear you sing.
03:55:41 Kimmy hates to sing.
03:55:47 All right, tolks.
03:55:49 my bride-to-be here
03:55:54 What?
03:55:56 No, she doesn't want to, Michael.
03:55:59 Oome on.
03:56:02 please give it up tor the dazzling
03:56:06 ot Miss KimberlY Wallace!
03:56:13 Oome on.
03:56:28 l just don 't know what to do
03:56:34 Don't know just what to do
03:56:38 l'm so used to doing
03:56:42 Everything lor you
03:56:45 - You suck!
03:56:50 And now that we're through
03:56:54 l just don't know
03:56:56 What to do wlth my tlme
03:57:01 l'm so lonesome lor you
03:57:04 lt's a crlme
03:57:06 Golng to a movle
03:57:38 ll your new love
03:57:42 Ever turns you down
03:57:45 Come back
03:57:47 l wlll be around
03:57:54 l just don 't know what to do
03:57:59 Like a summer rose
03:58:04 lt needs the sun and the rain
03:58:10 l need your sweet love
03:58:15 l need your sweet love to ease
03:58:23 All the paln
03:58:35 That was just terrible!
03:58:47 ''Steakhouse'' ''Park'' ''Taxi''
03:58:50 - Maybe we don't have to go.
03:58:53 As bride-to-be,
03:58:57 l'd baby-sit you, but mY loyalty
03:59:02 - lt's not really a time ot need.
03:59:07 - ''Sure''?
03:59:15 - Call me Iater?
03:59:21 - Bye.
03:59:36 Were you pretty shocked
03:59:39 Shocked? No.
03:59:44 A little.
03:59:46 A lot.
03:59:50 That explains the thump.
03:59:53 You like her, don't you?
03:59:57 - I do.
04:00:01 l mean, she's--
04:00:07 She seriously
04:00:12 But to make that kind
04:00:17 - What? Leaving school?
04:00:22 Putting her career on hold
04:00:25 where you travel 52 weeks a year...
04:00:28 to places
04:00:32 - ''Dumb job''?
04:00:36 My joh never hothered you betore.
04:00:38 lt doesn't bother me now,
04:00:42 Her tather owns the Sox
04:00:50 l'm just surprised
04:00:54 What?
04:00:57 The corner ottice with a view.
04:00:59 You in a nice blue suit.
04:01:02 Permanent Ohicago address,
04:01:06 Never.
04:01:08 She would never even think ot that.
04:01:12 You don't know her.
04:01:23 - But Michael loves his job.
04:01:25 Bad games, bad pay,
04:01:28 bad hotels, real had food...
04:01:30 homeless, rootless, lonely...
04:01:33 your copy makes it
04:01:35 What's not to love?
04:01:37 Why would he trade that tor running,
04:01:41 at a powerfuI complex conglomerate
04:01:45 - That's what my tather and l discussed.
04:01:51 So do you think
04:01:54 Michael?
04:01:55 It would be the greatest thing
04:01:59 Present company excepted.
04:02:02 Thls ls what we do:
04:02:06 Mlohael does a lavor lor Walter.
04:02:08 Walter's reorganlzlng
04:02:11 and needs a brilllant guy
04:02:14 that he can completely trust.
04:02:16 Then you beg.
04:02:19 lt's only slx months.
04:02:25 - He'll see right through it.
04:02:30 At the end ot six months...
04:02:32 he will be happy...
04:02:35 settled...
04:02:36 successtul.
04:02:53 Wow.
04:02:55 You look beautiful.
04:02:58 Never can tell.
04:03:01 Just the way you look tonlght
04:03:06 Okay, kid, you're up.
04:03:19 lt's really my father
04:03:25 He's reorganizing some
04:03:29 Public reIations
04:03:35 It would only be
04:03:40 - Qr three or tour.
04:03:45 l think you ought to listen to her.
04:03:52 You gonna tell me
04:03:55 Why don't you start
04:03:59 l am being honest.
04:04:01 All of a sudden l'm supposed
04:04:05 torget my tamily,
04:04:07 - forget the things l had planned?
04:04:11 Glad l heard this
04:04:14 - What is that supposed to mean?
04:04:17 l work in a Iow-paying,
04:04:21 which, unfortunately,
04:04:27 - lt sounds like a great opportunitY.
04:04:32 How oome you never took
04:04:35 l'Il tell you why,
04:04:38 - And it's not me either.
04:04:40 Damn straight that's how l teel !
04:04:44 My job's not good enough.
04:04:48 - l never said that!
04:04:55 Great, Kim.
04:04:57 Two days betore our wedding, you lay
04:05:04 Fine. l'm an insensitive.
04:05:07 You're hetter oft without me.
04:05:10 You are so right.
04:05:16 We settled this, and l reneged.
04:05:19 You have to torgive me and torget
04:05:24 Please.
04:05:30 l'm sorry.
04:05:57 George and Werner are not ln.
04:06:00 Brevity ls the order ol the day.
04:06:02 George, answer thls, damn it!
04:06:04 l'm ln a meltdown here!
04:06:08 The little twerp groveled!
04:06:12 Mlchael and l are the same person:
04:06:17 We deserve each other.
04:06:20 l'm oompletely out ol sneaky ldeas.
04:06:23 ol my rapldly lraylng rope!
04:06:25 Yo u have got to thlnk ol somethlng!
04:06:32 - Cottee, anyone?
04:06:38 ''The Drake''
04:07:13 This is very Marcel Maroeau.
04:07:16 Now, relax. We don't want your faoe
04:07:21 What a hideous room.
04:07:24 Death by a mini-har.
04:07:31 You flew all the waY here.
04:07:34 l have to go back this evening.
04:07:38 You're butting in.
04:07:41 What l mean when l say
04:07:45 is that there is nothing annoying
04:07:48 lt is vulnerable and endearing.
04:07:53 You like her.
04:07:55 lt l didn't have to hate her,
04:07:58 This is my whole lite's happiness.
04:08:01 l have to be ruthless.
04:08:04 He was in love with me
04:08:07 l oan make him happier
04:08:09 l am breaking her heart
04:08:11 but really doing her
04:08:13 She would he so miserahle tagging along
04:08:27 Do you really love him...
04:08:30 or is this just about winning?
04:08:32 Seriously.
04:08:37 ln the beginning,
04:08:41 He belonged to me.
04:08:46 But now, when l'm with him...
04:08:50 he's just so wonderful.
04:08:54 How oome l never knew that
04:08:58 lt's amazing the clarity that comes
04:09:04 George, believe me...
04:09:07 it he was feeIing
04:09:10 then he would know how l teel.
04:09:12 lt's horrible.
04:09:15 What?
04:09:18 Just tell him you love him.
04:09:23 Tell him You've loved him
04:09:27 but you were atraid ot love.
04:09:31 Tell him you were atraid ot love,
04:09:35 - Needing what?
04:09:38 We all are, sweetheart.
04:09:40 l'm sorry about that.
04:09:42 Tell him this is the worst, cruelest,
04:09:48 but there it is.
04:09:50 He's got to ohoose.
04:09:53 Tell him the aotual truth?
04:09:56 Maybe not the actuaI truth.
04:10:00 Highlights.
04:10:10 Arms at your sides, please.
04:10:25 - Good morning.
04:10:27 - You don't like the suit?
04:10:31 One thing tirst.
04:10:40 - Guard this with your lite.
04:10:43 - The ring.
04:10:46 - l don't trust Scotty with it.
04:10:49 Please.
04:10:51 You're practically
04:10:53 - Thank you.
04:10:58 Will she like it?
04:11:06 - What did you want to talk about?
04:11:09 You wanted to talk
04:11:16 We've known each other
04:11:19 Not that long, hut a long time.
04:11:22 And in that time...
04:11:24 we've grown close.
04:11:30 Very close.
04:11:33 - l think so.
04:11:36 So sometimes--
04:11:41 Oould you exouse us?
04:11:48 Sometimes...
04:11:50 people think...
04:11:52 they know how they teel
04:11:55 but they don't...
04:11:58 until...
04:12:01 until they do.
04:12:04 l have a point.
04:12:07 - Am l getting to it?
04:12:09 Whatever it is you have to say
04:12:17 ''A big deal'' is a relative term.
04:12:35 Who's that guy?
04:12:40 lt's George. l've told you
04:12:43 What's he doing here?
04:12:49 - He's here to be with me.
04:12:54 Because he's my triend.
04:12:59 My best triend these days.
04:13:04 You've been busy.
04:13:08 So all ot this
04:13:33 l'm speechless.
04:13:35 That's Jules.
04:13:37 - Congratulations.
04:13:39 What?
04:13:41 l told him, puppY. lt we're engaged,
04:13:47 He's raoing back to New York.
04:13:51 to fuck me.
04:13:58 Takes a tew hours.
04:14:03 God.
04:14:08 Give me your ring.
04:14:10 When you ask a girl to marry you,
04:14:13 l can't believe you're doing this to me.
04:14:17 - You're insane!
04:14:29 Stop it.
04:14:34 ls something wrong?
04:14:39 l guess it's just the way
04:14:42 lt always seemed...
04:14:46 seemed like--
04:14:48 - It sounded like George was--
04:14:52 Actually, yes.
04:14:56 Oommon misconception.
04:15:00 lt is.
04:15:02 George likes to pretend
04:15:13 And why would you do that?
04:15:17 l tind it attracts women.
04:15:19 lndeed.
04:15:22 Big time.
04:15:27 Right.
04:15:35 Qh, my God.
04:15:39 - Underplay.
04:15:41 l'm Jules' tiance, George.
04:15:43 Just in town tor a quick pre-conjugal
04:15:47 l do.
04:15:50 - You're going to humiliate me.
04:15:52 Just one thing.
04:15:55 George! Oh, my God!
04:16:00 - l don't know why I'm so carried away.
04:16:04 lt's so--
04:16:07 Against God's plan?
04:16:09 No! lt's just wondertul !
04:16:12 lt's so wondertul!
04:16:19 Mom!
04:16:24 - What?
04:16:28 You must be
04:16:30 Julianne's tiance.
04:16:34 - What's going on?
04:16:36 - Why didn't you tell us?
04:16:38 l wanted to. l wanted
04:16:42 but Jules said,
04:16:46 This is Kimmy's day.
04:16:47 Let's not take the attention
04:16:51 Dear, sweet...
04:16:53 adorable,
04:16:56 Those were her very words.
04:16:59 l think l'm gonna cry.
04:17:01 Me too.
04:17:03 This is so sweet ot you
04:17:06 l insist you stay tor lunch.
04:17:08 - No, absolutely--
04:17:10 Love the bag, love the shoes,
04:17:13 - Darling, what about your fIight?
04:17:24 l can tell you this now,
04:17:27 Ahout me?
04:17:29 All those stories that Michael told me
04:17:32 but all those broken relationships,
04:17:36 It must have hurt going through so many
04:17:39 She couldn't sit down for seven years
04:17:44 And the man of your dreams
04:17:50 She's talking about me.
04:17:54 Yes, darling?
04:17:55 - How did you and Julianne meet?
04:18:00 But, Poopy,
04:18:02 Actually,
04:18:06 Would you like to tell it,
04:18:09 - lt's private.
04:18:13 l tirst met Julianne...
04:18:16 in a mental institution.
04:18:20 Julianne was there visiting
04:18:22 she'd sent insane
04:18:24 and l was there
04:18:28 He thought he was Dionne Warwick.
04:18:31 - Who is Dionne Warwick?
04:18:35 She's Whitney Houston's aunt.
04:18:37 She's very good
04:18:39 - lsn't she?
04:18:50 There l was with Dionne.
04:18:53 We were having a sing-along,
04:18:57 breezing through the doors
04:19:00 l saw her.
04:19:02 A vision in pink.
04:19:07 - You don't wear pink.
04:19:10 Sometimes she does wear pink.
04:19:12 - You do.
04:19:15 l said to Dionne...
04:19:17 ''Dionne, who is this vision?
04:19:21 Surely, she must be the understudy
04:19:24 Look at her skin.
04:19:27 - ln that moment, l knew.
04:19:30 We do!
04:19:35 - l'm very curious.
04:19:39 l knew...
04:19:41 that someday
04:19:44 like some glittering...
04:19:47 Doris Day-Rock Hudson
04:19:52 l said to Dionne...
04:19:54 ''Dionne, l'm in love.
04:19:57 Could this siren love me?
04:20:00 Are the gods that kind?''
04:20:03 And Dionne turned to me,
04:20:15 What did she say?
04:20:19 The moment l wake up
04:20:24 Belore l put on my makeup
04:20:27 l say a little prayer lor you
04:20:32 While comblng my halr now
04:20:36 While wonderlng
04:20:39 l say a little prayer lor you
04:20:43 Forever and ever
04:20:46 And l will love you
04:20:48 Forever and ever
04:20:51 Qh, how l love you
04:20:53 Together lorever
04:20:56 To llve without you
04:20:59 Hearthreak lor me
04:21:01 Go, Granddaddy!
04:21:05 l run lor the hus, dear
04:21:09 While rldlng
04:21:17 At work l just take time
04:21:20 And all through
04:21:46 My darllng, believe me
04:21:49 For me there is no one but you
04:21:56 - Please love me too
04:22:00 - And l'm ln love wlth you
04:22:03 Answer my prayer, baby
04:22:06 Say you love me too
04:22:32 All right, now!
04:22:37 - Heartbreak for you, actually.
04:22:40 Get on your plane. l'll call at the turn
04:22:47 - lt never would have worked out.
04:22:51 Difterent temperaments.
04:22:55 Look, tell him you love him.
04:22:59 Bite the bullet.
04:23:13 What will he do?
04:23:14 ''Be Caretul
04:23:24 He'll ohoose Kim.
04:23:26 You'll stand beside her
04:23:29 kiss him good-bye
04:23:34 That's what you came here to do.
04:23:38 So do it.
04:23:56 George isn't my fiance, Miohael.
04:24:00 lt's heen over tor ages...
04:24:01 but he can't accept it.
04:24:04 l'd built you up so muoh...
04:24:06 l couldn't let him lose faoe
04:24:10 He could never stack up to the one man
04:24:21 This is strange.
04:24:25 l gotta tell you, when You--
04:24:27 When you told me that You were
04:24:33 l got this really strange--
04:24:39 You were jealous?
04:24:47 Orazy jealous.
04:24:51 l'm sorry.
04:24:59 Oan we maybe spend some time alone
04:25:06 Would that be all right?
04:25:35 l've been thinking a Iot
04:25:40 Have you?
04:25:46 - There are a Iot ot memories.
04:25:52 lt's kind ot embarrassing
04:25:57 you've sort ot been,
04:26:00 the woman in my life.
04:26:05 You've been the man in mine.
04:26:08 And I was thinking
04:26:11 alone together, you know?
04:26:17 Except tor that hot aftair
04:26:19 Except tor that.
04:26:29 l mean, you commit
04:26:34 and then it seems
04:26:38 and then you torget
04:26:47 You and l didn't--
04:26:49 ln our relationships
04:26:53 we didn't use
04:27:01 Kimmy says
04:27:04 you say it.
04:27:07 You say it right then,
04:27:10 Otherwise,
04:27:14 Passes you by.
04:27:39 We don't even have a song.
04:27:42 Kimmy and l don't have a song.
04:27:47 Do you think that's a bad sign?
04:27:53 Someday
04:27:55 When l'm awlully low
04:27:58 And the world ls cold
04:28:01 l will leel a glow
04:28:07 And the way you look tonlght
04:28:13 ls your dance card tilled?
04:28:15 l'd have to check.
04:28:19 ls that right?
04:28:24 Wlth each word
04:28:26 your tenderness grows
04:28:30 Tearlng my lears apart
04:28:36 With each laugh
04:28:41 To uches my loolish heart
04:29:24 Excuse me.
04:29:29 - l thought Michael was picking me up.
04:29:32 He's got a lot to do.
04:29:35 Ot course.
04:29:38 Kim said when Michael turned the job
04:29:43 Friction? No.
04:29:45 Good.
04:29:47 l haven't caused a prohlem,
04:29:50 You haven't. Nobody has.
04:29:54 Listen,
04:29:56 AotuaIly, l needed
04:29:58 - ls it possible to use your oftice?
04:30:01 - At the end ot the hall on the lett.
04:30:05 Take your time.
04:30:15 E-maiI.
04:30:18 ''File'' ''New Letter'' ''Open'' ''Close''
04:30:28 To: Eric lsaacson...
04:30:33 ''Mail Out''
04:30:39 From: Walter Wallace.
04:30:45 You can do this. lt's easy.
04:30:48 lt's like it never happened.
04:30:52 Eric, l need a tavor.
04:30:56 My daughter's
04:31:00 is in your hands.
04:31:02 l have oftered Mike O'Neal...
04:31:06 my new son-in-law...
04:31:08 a great opportunity...
04:31:11 in my company.
04:31:13 To his own detriment...
04:31:17 Michael wilI not...
04:31:19 accept our ofter...
04:31:23 while he works tor you.
04:31:51 My daughter joins me
04:31:55 tor your cooperation.
04:31:59 With gratitude, Walter.
04:32:03 ''Do You Wish To Send?''
04:32:06 Why would l send this?
04:32:12 ''Save For Later'' ''Delete''
04:32:17 Save tor later.
04:32:24 lt's not like l'm sending it.
04:32:26 l'm just saving it
04:32:29 till we come hack here and...
04:32:32 Michael can see it.
04:32:33 Perfectly harmless.
04:33:15 ''Wallace Oompany''
04:33:28 Send out this, this,
04:33:32 That's it.
04:33:34 l'm holding tour or five e-mails
04:33:38 - Yes, sir.
04:33:41 All set?
04:33:45 l can't believe this!
04:33:47 lt's no big deal.
04:33:50 There's got to be a janitor
04:33:54 or a cleaning woman
04:33:57 Somebody has to be in this huilding!
04:34:02 What's the big deal
04:34:06 - l'm up against a deadline.
04:34:08 - I'm getting married tomorrow.
04:34:11 Everybody wilI be busy
04:34:14 and this is really mY Iast ohance.
04:34:16 lf l oould just get up to Walter's
04:34:19 Then l could just e-mail
04:34:23 Tomorrow's Sunday.
04:34:24 Nobody's doing business.
04:34:26 Monday morning, crack ot dawn,
04:34:32 Give it up, kid.
04:34:36 Can't win them all.
04:34:51 Good night.
04:35:01 This thing mean
04:35:08 We'll use the phone
04:35:10 Walter's probably not even asIeep.
04:35:12 - l'll drive you up there.
04:35:15 We'll get the right key,
04:35:18 lt l tall asleep on the altar tomorrow,
04:35:21 l'll he there.
04:35:23 These are all trom Eric.
04:35:28 My wedding. You'd think my boss
04:35:31 Maybe it's congratulations.
04:35:43 What is it?
04:35:52 ''Mike, l can't believe l'm doing this to
04:35:55 but l think you need
04:35:59 to know what
04:36:06 l received the following e-maiI
04:36:11 'Erio, l need a tavor.
04:36:17 lsabelle, l need to talk to Kim.
04:36:19 - ls anythlng wrong?
04:36:21 PIease put her on.
04:36:28 Oould you give me a minute?
04:36:31 Please?
04:37:21 Excuse me, miss.
04:37:27 Just stepped out.
04:37:33 lt's a nonsmoking tloor too.
04:37:35 Maybe you could go down
04:37:39 Why don't you have me arrested?
04:37:43 l mean it.
04:37:45 l am a dangerous, criminal person.
04:37:51 l do bad things
04:37:56 You can make a citizen's arrest.
04:37:58 lt'd be like getting Al Capone
04:38:09 Oan l help you, miss?
04:38:17 Do you smoke, Richard?
04:38:20 Yes, l do, but--
04:38:22 lt's a nonsmoking tloor.
04:38:27 But you know what?
04:38:51 You know,
04:38:59 ''This too shall pass.''
04:39:05 Thanks, Riohard.
04:39:32 l want you to quit this shit.
04:39:35 lt'll kill you.
04:39:41 What happened?
04:39:45 lt's over.
04:39:48 She said
04:39:51 A bad combination.
04:39:54 There's a big...
04:39:56 brunch tomorrow morning
04:39:59 She said,
04:40:05 What am l supposed
04:40:08 It's for the best.
04:40:12 She was right.
04:40:16 l am crazy...
04:40:20 to tall tor someone
04:40:28 l'm so glad you're here.
04:40:37 Have you stilI got that ring?
04:40:52 l tried it on,
04:41:33 Why don't we take a walk
04:41:40 l just want to be alone.
04:41:42 ls that okay?
04:41:44 Sure.
04:41:49 Maybe l'll go back to New York
04:41:54 Eric will understand.
04:41:59 if you want.
04:42:02 ''lt San Antonio
04:42:06 l've never been to Texas.
04:42:57 ''Brown''
04:43:18 You what?
04:43:42 - Can l try that?
04:43:55 - Exouse me.
04:44:00 So thls ls your baslc
04:44:02 l came here to confront everybody.
04:44:06 Besides, she hasn't told anyone.
04:44:09 There is a wedding at 6:00.
04:44:20 Have you changed your mind?
04:44:28 l made a decision.
04:44:34 l'll go telI them.
04:44:38 First,
04:44:43 Could you
04:44:49 These are the most beautitul tlowers
04:44:56 How is he?
04:45:00 He's sort ot wondering...
04:45:02 why you haven't told your parents
04:45:07 l don't know. l'm still hoping
04:45:11 How could he think that
04:45:15 l only minored in psych,
04:45:20 mayhe Michael couIdn't commit
04:45:23 so he created...
04:45:25 a delusion...
04:45:27 produced an unconscious,
04:45:30 manitestation ot--
04:45:35 l'm better with food.
04:45:39 You're Michael.
04:45:43 You order...
04:45:47 oreme hrulee tor dessert.
04:45:50 lt's beautitul. lt's sweet.
04:45:53 lt's irritatingly pertect.
04:45:57 Suddenly, Michael realizes...
04:45:59 he doesn't want creme brulee.
04:46:02 - He wants something eIse.
04:46:09 - Jell-O.
04:46:13 - Why Jell-O?
04:46:17 Jell-O makes him comtortable.
04:46:21 l realize
04:46:23 it's Jell-O,
04:46:28 l could be Jell-O.
04:46:31 Oreme brulee
04:46:34 You oould never be Jell-O.
04:46:37 - l have to be Jell-O.
04:46:40 Tell your parents. If you're waiting
04:46:45 - it's considered poor torm.
04:46:48 Whatever delusions
04:46:51 there's truth
04:46:53 l want him to work
04:46:56 l want to stay in school,
04:47:01 Please, tell him it's my fault
04:47:06 You're the only person
04:47:14 - l'll be right baok.
04:47:30 How is she?
04:47:32 - Knock it oft!
04:47:38 - l asked you--
04:47:40 Totally, completely,
04:47:46 Do you think
04:47:51 Love is a strong word...
04:47:55 and l don't know that
04:47:58 l guess l wouldn't be totally ott base
04:48:02 she does possess
04:48:10 Sure, she does.
04:48:13 She's crazy about you.
04:48:15 You llll up my senses
04:48:20 Llke a nlght in the lorest
04:48:25 Llke the mountalns
04:48:31 Llke a walk ln the rain
04:48:33 Tell her l'll marry her
04:48:37 it she'll still have me.
04:48:41 Please.
04:48:44 Llke a sleepy blue ocean
04:48:49 l'lI be right back.
04:48:56 Oome love me again
04:49:12 What did he say?
04:49:20 He said...
04:49:25 ''Marry me.''
04:49:31 Thank God you were here.
04:49:35 l got so contused.
04:49:37 lt happens.
04:49:39 Got a minute?
04:49:43 What's up?
04:49:56 l have to say this quick or l'll
04:49:59 and then you'll never hear it,
04:50:02 This is, by far, the dumbest thing
04:50:07 So dumb, in faot, that l can't.
04:50:13 What's wrong?
04:50:22 l love you.
04:50:26 l've just been too arrogant
04:50:30 Now l'm just scared.
04:50:32 l realize this comes
04:50:36 but l really have this gigantic
04:50:43 Ohoose me. Marry me.
04:50:46 Let me make you happy.
04:50:50 That sounds like three favors,
04:50:52 But--
04:51:34 - Lovely together.
04:51:40 That's our maid of honor.
04:51:59 ''Floral Design/Speoial Events''
04:52:03 Please! You'll never catch her!
04:52:08 Doesn't anybody
04:52:10 Nobody trusts anyone anymore?
04:52:14 A good Samaritan.
04:52:16 ''Auto Memory Storing''
04:52:18 Too little ol
04:52:20 What the world needs now
04:52:22 Come back here!
04:52:24 ''Shy tendrils of russet pleasure...
04:52:28 began their unbidden journey.
04:52:32 She moaned.
04:52:34 The tonnage ot Years ot anguish,
04:52:38 lt is not going well !
04:52:41 Thls is what comes ol telllng the truth
04:52:45 - Gettlng what you deserve lsn 't lalr.
04:52:48 I have stolen a bread van, and l'm
04:52:53 This is all your tault!
04:52:55 l said that l Ioved him,
04:52:57 - Thls is what's happened!
04:53:00 When you klssed Mlohael,
04:53:03 What do you mean?
04:53:05 Was there anything there leading you
04:53:11 That's heside the point.
04:53:13 - Who interrupted you?
04:53:15 And Mlohael started chaslng her
04:53:18 Mlchael's chaslng Klmmy?
04:53:19 Yo u're chasing Michael?
04:53:21 Who's chasing you?
04:53:24 There's your answer: Klmmy.
04:53:26 JuIes, you are not the one!
04:53:28 Now, lor God's sake,
04:53:32 You have a small, but distinct, window
04:53:55 ''Exit'' ''Oanal St.''
04:54:09 All aboard!
04:54:17 Excuse me.
04:55:18 l have a confession to make.
04:55:20 Another contession.
04:55:28 Besides that l love you,
04:55:39 The e-mail that Walter sent
04:55:48 l wrote that.
04:55:53 l'm the bad guy.
04:55:57 Are you orazy?
04:55:58 Are you completely insane?
04:56:03 I mean, Jules,
04:56:08 lt wasn't supposed
04:56:12 l just wanted you
04:56:17 God.
04:56:22 l have done nothing
04:56:25 not even terribly imaginative things
04:56:38 l was just trying to win you...
04:56:44 to win you back.
04:56:47 But that doesn't excuse
04:56:51 l'm pond scum.
04:56:55 Lower, actually.
04:56:57 l'm like the tungus that feeds
04:57:01 Lower.
04:57:06 The pus that intects the mucus...
04:57:09 that cruds up the tungus
04:57:21 On the other hand...
04:57:26 thank you...
04:57:29 tor loving me that much.
04:57:32 That way...
04:57:34 it's pretty flattering.
04:57:37 Exoept it makes me tungus.
04:57:41 That part l knew.
04:57:55 God.
04:58:01 l'm glad you didn't get
04:58:06 l oame here looking tor her.
04:58:11 - Why would she be here?
04:58:18 l had to cover a game in Milwaukee,
04:58:22 The train was starting
04:58:28 l jumped up on the step
04:58:32 and without...
04:58:35 a thought in my head,
04:58:40 The train was pulling out,
04:58:48 Just once.
04:58:51 And blew me a kiss.
04:59:06 lt would've been
04:59:10 You can't believe
04:59:13 You will tind her, and you'll look
04:59:18 l just hope that it's soon.
04:59:23 Just wait.
04:59:25 We'll split up.
04:59:27 You will go to every romantic place
04:59:30 and l wilI go someplace brilliant,
04:59:36 We will tind her.
04:59:42 Wallaoe egreglous resldence,
04:59:44 lt's Jules.
04:59:47 She slipped out, the little monkey,
04:59:50 ''Commotion''?
04:59:52 My sister was licking an ice sculpture,
04:59:56 And that's a commotion?
04:59:58 lt's a sculpture of the David.
05:00:00 So Kimmy would be--
05:00:02 She's probably with Michael
05:00:06 Either that or crying in her nachos
05:00:09 - Exouse me?
05:00:11 trom some guy who says he saw her
05:00:13 - Right.
05:00:16 Can you bring my dress
05:00:18 l have to pick something up
05:00:21 Don't torget to shave now.
05:00:25 Here we go.
05:00:27 There we go.
05:00:30 lt's going to be okay.
05:00:37 ''Federal Express''
05:00:52 l know you're in here.
05:00:54 Just leave me alone,
05:01:03 Who the hell
05:01:06 - Cat fight!
05:01:09 pretending to he my friend,
05:01:13 Who asked you to do that?
05:01:16 Michael trusted you,
05:01:19 You wanted to keep me cIose.
05:01:23 - l was right!
05:01:25 - But that's not my tault.
05:01:28 - At my parents' house!
05:01:30 On my wedding daY!
05:01:32 - Bitch.
05:01:34 Shut up!
05:01:36 Now l love this man,
05:01:38 l'm going to give him up to some
05:01:47 All right.
05:01:50 l kissed him.
05:01:53 l tried to steal him.
05:02:01 l lost.
05:02:08 He doesn't love me.
05:02:19 l haven't done much that l'm proud ot
05:02:26 l'd like to take you
05:02:30 so you can walk down
05:02:33 and marry the man
05:02:37 Because he sure wants
05:04:33 So ralse our glasses and wish Mlke
05:04:37 tor a long and happy life
05:04:41 tilled with happiness.
05:04:47 - l guess that's it.
05:04:57 Now let's hear from the maid of honor,
05:05:11 l had the strangest dream.
05:05:15 l dreamt that some psychopath was
05:05:26 Luckily, l woke up and l see...
05:05:32 that the world
05:05:39 for my hest triend...
05:05:43 has won the best woman.
05:05:56 l didn't get you a gitt.
05:06:00 However,
05:06:02 However,
05:06:08 until you two
05:06:15 Someday
05:06:20 When l'm awlully low
05:06:25 When the world ls cold
05:06:29 l will leel a glow
05:06:33 Just thinklng ol you
05:06:38 And the way you look
05:06:44 Tonlght
05:06:47 Qh, but you're lovely
05:06:54 Wlth your smlle so warm
05:06:59 And your oheeks so solt
05:07:04 There ls nothing lor me
05:07:07 But to love you
05:07:13 Just the way you look
05:07:17 Tonlght
05:07:32 - lt's mine!
05:07:39 l got it!
05:08:10 Bye.
05:08:59 Hey, gorgeous,
05:09:02 Not particularly,
05:09:05 What? You spllt them up?
05:09:07 No, l said good-bye.
05:09:09 Good glrl.
05:09:12 Be prouder still
05:09:14 l have big plans tor dancing.
05:09:16 Just give me 30, 35 years.
05:09:20 The mlsery...
05:09:22 the exqulslte tragedy.
05:09:24 The Susan Hayward ol lt all.
05:09:27 l can ploture you there slttlng alone
05:09:30 Did I tell you
05:09:32 Halr swept up.
05:09:35 Probably drummlng your llngernalls
05:09:39 the way you do when you're
05:09:41 Perhaps looklng at those nails thlnklng:
05:09:45 my evll plottlng to have that manioure,
05:09:49 l didn't tell you
05:09:52 Suddenly, a lamlllar song.
05:09:54 The moment l wake up
05:09:59 And you're oll your ohalr
05:10:05 wonderlng, searchlng,
05:10:08 like a dapple deer.
05:10:11 Has God heard your llttle prayer?
05:10:13 Wlll Clnderella dance agaln?
05:10:16 And then, suddenly,
05:10:22 and there he ls:
05:10:24 sleek, stylish...
05:10:27 radlant with charisma.
05:10:30 Blzarrely,
05:10:33 But then, so are you.
05:10:38 And he comes towards you...
05:10:42 the moves ol a jungle cat.
05:10:45 Although you qulte oorrectly sense
05:10:49 gay...
05:10:50 llke most devastatlngly handsome
05:10:56 you think, what the hell...
05:11:00 lite goes on.
05:11:03 Mayhe there won't be marriage.
05:11:06 Maybe there won't be sex.
05:11:09 But, by God,
05:11:32 Bond. Jane Bond.
05:11:39 l can't llve without you