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My Fellow Americans
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It has been described as one of |
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...in the history |
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...and one of the closest. |
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The Republican nominee |
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...is practically dead even |
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...democratic Governor |
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To say there is no love lost |
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...is a gross understatement. |
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Yet to night, in spite of their almost |
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...one man will have to |
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...as the next President |
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Thank you. |
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Thank you. God bless you. |
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What was once a dream. |
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...is now a reality. |
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I've always said that our dreams |
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They need our encouragement |
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They must be nurtured |
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...but... |
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...allowed to run free. |
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We are here to help your dream |
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And I'm confident |
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...for a long, long time to come. |
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And so it appears |
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A few minutes ago... |
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...I congratulated Governor Douglas |
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We fought bravely, |
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...to stand behind |
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...and put aside any feelings |
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...rancor... |
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...hostility... |
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...and serious doubts about |
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...that I hope none of us feels. |
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A funny thing happened... |
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...on the way to the office tonight. |
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I got elected President |
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A funny thing happened |
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Now. The people have spoken. |
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Maybe we don't agree with them. |
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Congratulations. |
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What a night. |
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It's time, sir. |
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Well, all right then. |
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Shall we greet the nation |
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I guess, but are we sure it's official? |
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President Douglas just conceded. |
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Let's go. |
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I have always believed that dreams... |
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...are like children. |
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They need encouragement |
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But ultimately... |
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...it is perseverance that will turn |
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...countries into world powers... |
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...and your own Hiroshi Ashino... |
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...into Matsamuda's insurance |
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Pleasure. Good. Congrats. |
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What?! |
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Jesus Christ! |
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The thing just grabbed me. |
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- You handled it very well. |
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Tomorrow there'll be a picture of me... |
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...dancing with a giant dog |
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It was a panda, sir. |
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What's the difference? |
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Why a Japanese company would-? |
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I don't care. |
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Did Lincoln? |
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Did Reagan foxtrot with a panda? |
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I'll check... |
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I was President of the United States |
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No dancing with animals. |
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- A message from the president. |
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Jim's off today. I'm Bruce. |
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Sorry. |
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You and Jim look alike. |
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Jim's black sir. |
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I know. |
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But you're both... |
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...tall. |
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He's sending me to another funeral. |
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I can't believe I just did it |
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You were the leader |
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My mother has a commemorative plate |
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You haven't said anything |
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The new draft better? |
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I'm your editor. Keep in mind, |
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It stinks, right? |
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No, it doesn't- I would never- |
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It is pretty stinky. Sorry. |
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You spend too much of the book |
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...not what you did. |
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I didn't do much. |
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How's that for honesty? |
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I believe this is yours. |
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Look, Joanna... |
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...if the book goes or not... |
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...i don't care. |
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I'm writing it, cause |
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You've got plenty of options. |
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Not really. |
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But I'll never be like Kramer... |
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...running around sucking up |
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Jimmy Carter, there's a class act. |
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He goes around building homes |
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You could do that. |
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Yeah, maybe in a couple years. |
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Right now my attitude is... |
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"They didn't vote for me |
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That was too easy. |
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We really wish you wouldn't do that. |
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Right. Let me ask you... |
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...in the years ex-presidents |
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...has there ever been even |
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No, sir. |
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I find that sad. |
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The minute you're out |
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...they don't care enough |
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Before we go in... |
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...we'd like to know how you got |
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Why don't you guys relax? |
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Take a night off. |
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We'll be in Air Force One shortly, |
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I hate funerals It's awful when |
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I believe the deceased |
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Then it might not be so bad. |
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Hello, baby. |
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Daddy's home. |
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There's the old seat. |
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President Douglas. |
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President Kramer. |
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Well, that covers that. |
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Russell... |
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...i just have to ask. |
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When you dance with a panda... |
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...who leads? |
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Are you working on your book? |
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I find writing very gratifying. |
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I've written seven books |
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You've obviously got |
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And how is Mrs. Douglas? |
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We're in the middle of a divorce. |
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I knew that, didn't I? |
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I guess life in the White House |
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It was being out of the White House |
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That's funny. |
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It went over well |
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Want to compare popularity polls? |
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Let's talk about popularity. |
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There was only. one assassination |
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Two the woman in Phoenix does |
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Stop. |
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Just stop. |
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We're here because a man died. |
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We can attempt some semblance |
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I know I can. |
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You're a whore, admit it. |
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Name three women in Dc. you |
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What am I talking? Name one. |
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- Screw you. |
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When I appointed |
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.to the Joint Chiefs... |
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...i knew he was a man |
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I have always believed |
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Buy a new speech, Russell. |
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That dead general's lucky. |
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Grab me a towel, will you? |
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I don't like to interrupted |
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I'm afraid a situation's come up. |
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The Democrats may have some |
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...olympia... |
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Olympia? |
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We've had that buried for years. |
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I was thinking... |
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...when all this took place, |
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Possibly we can lay the scandal on him. |
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He didn't know anything about it. |
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Could always make it appear he did. |
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A little fiddling with the records, |
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I don't know, Carl. |
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That'd open a whole new bag of cats. |
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My honest opinion. If this matter |
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...no less than the presidency |
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Don't worry. I can promise this |
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Hear about what? |
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Mrs Sherman told me |
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One that cheered him up. |
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Please God, |
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I can't think of anything more |
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...the words from that song. |
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Oh, Christ. |
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"Muskrat Susie |
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"Muskrat Sam |
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"Do the jitterbug out in Muskrat-land |
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"And they shimmy |
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"And Sammy's so skinny. " |
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How are you doing? |
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Hello, Senator. |
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Good to see you. |
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Nice to have seen you. |
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Mr. President, hello. |
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What a lovely surprise. |
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And how is my favorite |
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I'm your favorite? |
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I thought Diane Sawyer was. |
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She is. How is she? |
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Rumor has it a major scandal |
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...and it may involve you. |
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No, not me, Kaye. |
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My nose is clean. |
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I heard that in your last year |
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..."fee"... |
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...for delivering a defense contract. |
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I'm just... |
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...looking for a confirmation. |
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Are you saying that |
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Excuse me, got a minute? |
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Looks like Haney's involved |
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But a defense contractor's prepared |
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Then that's that Case closed |
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No, it's not. Our sources tell us |
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Word is, it was done over lunch. |
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- Really? |
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Very cozy. |
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Who is this contractor? |
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Charlie Reynolds. |
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Oh, you're kidding. |
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You know I would tell you |
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...if I was your favorite |
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But since I'm not... |
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Take care. |
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Did you hear that? |
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I did. It's a crock |
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It's a kick in the balls. |
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I'm a politician's wife. |
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I know you and Charlie were friends |
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You're going to Washington |
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It'd be a great time to talk to him. |
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I'd like to help you, Joe, |
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If you do this for us... |
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...the Party'll be grateful. |
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We both know you want another crack |
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I told you I was thinking about |
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The Party wouldn't back me. |
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Besides they wouldn't. |
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- Would they? |
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I'm the Democratic Chairman. |
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If you're seriously considering |
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When did this supposedly happen? |
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It was seven years ago. |
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I don't understand it. |
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Why me and why now? |
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The President of the United States. |
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I thought about your offer. |
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Not that I'd run again... |
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...but you really think |
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It's already been discussed. |
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Really? |
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Now that I think of it |
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I either get the son of a bitch |
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Good to see you. |
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...or the son of a bitch I really hate. |
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I'll do it. |
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Get me the name of that contractor. |
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I'll get right on it. |
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We agreed the zipper would be |
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it's part of the deal. |
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I wonder what they'd pay me |
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- I could ask, sir. |
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I've actually thought about |
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I do't know about that |
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I think the ladies' tour likes |
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Hold this. |
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Thank you, Russ. That's for you. |
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You son of a |
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I'm so sorry |
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And I hope this doesn't scare you |
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Because it's such a great sport. |
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I know your people, |
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...don't enjoy the game. |
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it's because you can't get into |
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But blacks are so good |
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Maybe it's good that we white folk |
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Mr. Vice President, this way. |
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- Is there a problem? |
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So long. |
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I'm getting a cramp. |
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Interesting game. |
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Tough enough to win, I hope. |
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Maybe. |
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You never know when |
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Here I come, fighting back |
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Too little, too late. |
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I'm pretty sure |
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Excellent work, Caldwell. |
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What'd he find? |
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Charlie Reynolds is the frigging guy |
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Don't say "frigging. " If you must use |
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Why would he say that? |
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I think he's covering for Haney. |
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it's Haney's mess |
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I didn't think he was that smart. |
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He learned from the master. |
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I met him once. Haney brought him |
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As I remember, we sat around |
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Now Reynolds is getting ready |
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...that he was alone with me. |
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Don't do that with the liquor. |
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it's so... george Bush. |
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Wait. |
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Wait a minute. |
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If the meeting took place |
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...then there's a record of it |
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This is easy. |
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I send Caldwell to the archives... |
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...and get some hard evidence |
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Well done, dear. |
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Before we check out, do you want me |
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Oh God, Margaret, |
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I already got them. |
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It's not there?! |
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I have the appointment log |
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I see your name, Charles Reynolds' |
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...the word "Olympia" circled in red. |
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Sir? |
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Don't be a moron, Charlie! You're |
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...and I took it?! |
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That's how I remember it. |
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As I recall just the two of us |
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You were pleased about the deal. |
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Just the two of us? |
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There's nothing more to discuss. |
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We have lots to discuss |
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You and your buddies tampering |
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That'll be hard to explain |
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I'm sorry, sir. I have no idea |
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I'm going to have to stand |
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You'll have to stand alone. |
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- Let's go, Bruce. |
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Yeah, you're black and tall. |
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Whoopdee-frigging-do. |
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Mr. Reynolds... |
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...the president's here. |
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He just left. |
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No, another one. |
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Charlie, old buddy! |
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How about we take a walk? |
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Talk about old times. |
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I assure you... |
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...the arrangement was made |
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We're friends. I want to believe you, |
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This is turning into |
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Not that I mind, because when |
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Look... |
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...Haney, Kramer, |
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Now the Democrats can offer you |
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Now, come on, who took the kickback? |
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Please tell me it's Kramer. |
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If it is I'll give you |
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Carl, I'm in a very tough spot here. |
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I know. There's nothing |
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Hang tight. |
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They came to my office yesterday! |
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Now, look, I know we have a deal... |
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...but if I knew this would happen |
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Be calm and know you have the full. |
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Okay? I'll be in touch. |
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Reynolds sounds shaky. |
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I better get over there |
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Okay, folks, please step back. |
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Everyone will get an autograph. |
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He wrote a cookbook How dare he? |
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When he was President |
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That's not the point. |
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Did Washington write |
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"Did Taft write |
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It's shameful. |
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Mr. President? |
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It's okay, Chet. |
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Mr. Reynolds would appreciate |
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Who? Charlie? |
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Be glad to. |
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There you go. |
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This'll make him very happy. |
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President Douglas... |
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...here's the sandwich you ordered. |
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Just one moment. |
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Chet, could you...? |
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I didn't order a sandwich. |
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Yes, sir. |
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Sandwich boy. |
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Come with us |
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Drop the bag. |
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What'd I do? |
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- Don't move |
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- What's in the bag? |
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You made the right choice. |
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I hope so, Matt. |
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Get in. |
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it's my duty to officially |
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Oh, God. Did you have to do that? |
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I always admired you. |
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The hell... |
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My ex-wife. |
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Damn. |
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Don't ever get a divorce, Charlie. |
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...i wish somebody'd |
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Oh, my God! |
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What are you doing?! |
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What's going on. Douglas? |
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He's dead. |
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Oh, my God! What the hell? |
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Don't make a scene. |
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- What did you do?! |
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You caught me. We got in a fight |
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You got a problem |
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We are two ex-presidents |
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Not a good place to be. |
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What were you doing with Reynolds? |
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- I know about the kickback you took. |
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- What business is it of yours anyway? |
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I know, follow me. |
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For the last time, |
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And I don't have the slightest clue |
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Excuse me, Dad. |
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Fruit juice, honey. |
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- Vodka tonic |
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I never touch alcohol. |
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Dulls the senses. |
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You're full of shit. |
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Hi, there. |
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We're talking big-people talk. |
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Did you hear that? |
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Here, here. |
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Money. For you. |
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Thanks. |
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- Don't do that |
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I'm showing him |
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Play with me. |
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I can't right now Davy. But, here. |
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Give me the gun. |
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You go hide. I'll count from 100 |
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Skedaddle. One hundred... |
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...ninety-nine... |
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Okay, where were we? |
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Maybe you weren't involved |
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...but you're involved somehow. |
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I'm involved? What about you? |
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Now you know. I enjoy |
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- You don't believe me? |
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It'll perk me up. |
| 00:27:28 |
You... |
| 00:27:30 |
Someone's here for you. |
| 00:27:33 |
Good afternoon, sirs. |
| 00:27:36 |
President Haney must meet with |
| 00:27:40 |
We have transportation |
| 00:27:43 |
How'd you find us here? |
| 00:27:44 |
We know where you are |
| 00:27:48 |
That's our business. |
| 00:28:24 |
Major... |
| 00:28:25 |
...is there a problem? The flight |
| 00:28:29 |
My orders didn't mention Camp David. |
| 00:28:31 |
We were told we were going |
| 00:28:34 |
Sir, as far as know, |
| 00:28:39 |
Something's wrong. |
| 00:28:40 |
- Now what? |
| 00:28:43 |
They are taking us out |
| 00:28:45 |
That duplicitous little turd. |
| 00:28:48 |
I want to speak to the White House. |
| 00:28:50 |
I'm sorry. I've been. instructed |
| 00:28:54 |
Then put this bird on the ground, now! |
| 00:28:55 |
That's an order. |
| 00:28:57 |
Respectfully sir, I can't do that. |
| 00:29:01 |
All right... |
| 00:29:02 |
Land this contraption or |
| 00:29:16 |
You said you wanted |
| 00:29:20 |
What the hell?! |
| 00:29:22 |
Don't shoot a gun in a confined area! |
| 00:29:26 |
Just get out of the chopper. |
| 00:29:27 |
- Get out of the chopper! |
| 00:29:30 |
Get out! |
| 00:29:40 |
What we do now? |
| 00:29:42 |
It's our butts if we let them |
| 00:29:45 |
If I have to get a hearing aid |
| 00:29:50 |
if I have to listen to you bitch, |
| 00:29:54 |
Now what the hell are they doing? |
| 00:29:58 |
Go on, get going! Shoo! Shoo! |
| 00:30:00 |
They're not leaving. |
| 00:30:02 |
Maybe if you make a scary face... |
| 00:30:04 |
Wait a minute, Einstein. |
| 00:30:05 |
We never had to leave the chopper! |
| 00:30:09 |
We could've made them |
| 00:30:11 |
Now you figure that out! |
| 00:30:13 |
As usual, a Republican comes up |
| 00:30:16 |
...wanders in the woods. |
| 00:30:18 |
Flag them down. |
| 00:30:20 |
Come on down. |
| 00:30:22 |
Bring it down. |
| 00:30:23 |
Bring... it... down! |
| 00:30:46 |
They're down. |
| 00:31:02 |
I don't believe this it's madness. |
| 00:31:07 |
The red ass? |
| 00:31:08 |
Haney's behind all this. |
| 00:31:10 |
Damn it, he's not going to get |
| 00:31:13 |
I'll call Kaye Griffin. |
| 00:31:14 |
We'll go on TV and tell them about |
| 00:31:19 |
Are you crazy? |
| 00:31:22 |
We'll look like couple of morons. |
| 00:31:24 |
The people will believe us! |
| 00:31:25 |
Why? |
| 00:31:26 |
Because we're presidents. |
| 00:31:30 |
They won't believe us. |
| 00:31:33 |
I don't know. |
| 00:31:39 |
Call Douglas's and Kramer's families. |
| 00:31:40 |
Tell them the presidents're called |
| 00:31:42 |
They will not be reachable and |
| 00:31:45 |
Unless you find them in the wreckage... |
| 00:31:47 |
...they're still out there with |
| 00:31:50 |
Put up the checkpoints for |
| 00:31:52 |
I want this resolved tonight. |
| 00:32:03 |
I'm hungry. Give me one of those |
| 00:32:08 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:32:11 |
Here's half. You owe me. |
| 00:32:12 |
I owe you? |
| 00:32:14 |
What, a penny? Man, you are |
| 00:32:23 |
I am one cheap son of a bitch. |
| 00:32:25 |
That's what'll save our backsides! |
| 00:32:28 |
I had the White House kitchen staff |
| 00:32:32 |
They have a record of |
| 00:32:36 |
You're cheaper than I thought. |
| 00:32:37 |
Stow it, sailor! |
| 00:32:39 |
The log will prove Haney was |
| 00:32:42 |
And it's not in the National Archives, |
| 00:32:47 |
So I just call the library and have |
| 00:32:51 |
No, you can't call. |
| 00:32:53 |
Somebody wants us dead, when they |
| 00:32:56 |
They'll be tapping phones. |
| 00:32:59 |
Our home phones, office phones... |
| 00:33:01 |
How'll we contact the library? |
| 00:33:04 |
it's a nice night to walk to Ohio. |
| 00:33:07 |
- We don't know what state we're in. |
| 00:33:10 |
What'd you say? |
| 00:33:11 |
You heard me. |
| 00:33:13 |
Try to keep up with me, buster. |
| 00:33:23 |
Joe Hollis? |
| 00:33:26 |
Thank you. |
| 00:33:32 |
Hello, Joe. |
| 00:33:35 |
What an unexpected and |
| 00:33:38 |
Just know how to make a girl |
| 00:33:41 |
- What've you heard about the scandal? |
| 00:33:44 |
Excuse me, my salad's getting cold. |
| 00:33:47 |
Kramer's office cancelled |
| 00:33:50 |
He's disappeared. |
| 00:33:51 |
I have a tough time keeping track |
| 00:33:54 |
Douglas disappeared too. |
| 00:33:56 |
What a coincidence. |
| 00:33:58 |
If I hear so much as one word, |
| 00:34:02 |
Come on, what's going on here? |
| 00:34:04 |
Is it possible Kramer and Douglas |
| 00:34:09 |
Over their dead bodies. |
| 00:34:36 |
How's it going? |
| 00:34:52 |
Are you them? |
| 00:34:54 |
Are you the real guys? |
| 00:34:56 |
Yeah, we are. |
| 00:34:57 |
Oh, man! |
| 00:34:59 |
I think you're awesome. |
| 00:35:01 |
No fair peeking. |
| 00:35:03 |
Sorry about that. |
| 00:35:05 |
I'm just kidding. |
| 00:35:07 |
I think you're doing a great job too. |
| 00:35:14 |
It's an honor. |
| 00:35:17 |
No. I can't shake right now. |
| 00:35:19 |
I have to keep my hands |
| 00:35:24 |
No problem. |
| 00:35:28 |
it's a pleasure to meet ya! |
| 00:35:39 |
The first... |
| 00:35:41 |
...penis? |
| 00:35:42 |
I think that's what I'll call it |
| 00:35:46 |
What do you think, Blinky? |
| 00:35:54 |
What's the deal? |
| 00:35:55 |
Bobby didn't say anything |
| 00:35:57 |
Figured I was working alone. |
| 00:35:59 |
It don't matter none. |
| 00:36:01 |
What's your name? |
| 00:36:02 |
Matt Douglas. |
| 00:36:03 |
No, stupid. I know you're |
| 00:36:05 |
What are your real names? |
| 00:36:07 |
Tom and... |
| 00:36:09 |
This is Blinky. |
| 00:36:12 |
Tom and Blinky. |
| 00:36:14 |
I'm Francis. |
| 00:36:15 |
Let's get one thing straight. |
| 00:36:16 |
No sharing tips. it's every man |
| 00:36:22 |
Now let's rock and roll... |
| 00:36:24 |
We'll be right there. |
| 00:36:26 |
Cleveland? |
| 00:36:27 |
We're out of the woods, Blinky. |
| 00:36:29 |
You dirty son of a- |
| 00:36:40 |
Hey, everybody. |
| 00:36:44 |
Thank you very much. |
| 00:36:52 |
This is going to be fun. |
| 00:37:02 |
It's spooky. |
| 00:37:04 |
His nose is bigger. |
| 00:37:06 |
Have you ever met the real |
| 00:37:09 |
Actually, I have. A great American. |
| 00:37:12 |
Give me a break. |
| 00:37:14 |
"Our dreams are like children. |
| 00:37:16 |
"They need to be supported. " |
| 00:37:18 |
"They need to eat vegetables. " |
| 00:37:20 |
Prick. |
| 00:37:22 |
This is so weird. I shouldn't |
| 00:37:25 |
...I had a thing with the real Douglas, |
| 00:37:29 |
And we did it. |
| 00:37:31 |
How about that. |
| 00:37:33 |
Stick a fork in him, he's done. |
| 00:37:35 |
He was a president. |
| 00:37:37 |
We don't need |
| 00:37:39 |
I thought he was a good president. |
| 00:37:41 |
All these old guys want to stay |
| 00:37:44 |
Lie down, you're dead |
| 00:37:49 |
Did you see that? |
| 00:37:50 |
A muscle spasm. |
| 00:37:51 |
I've been getting them lately. |
| 00:37:54 |
There it goes again. |
| 00:37:55 |
It just seems that- |
| 00:37:57 |
I better take my medication. |
| 00:37:59 |
I hope you don't mind my asking, |
| 00:38:02 |
It was a lot like his presidency. |
| 00:38:05 |
There was a lot of talk leading |
| 00:38:10 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:38:12 |
Douglas, this thing stops in Akron... |
| 00:38:15 |
...which isn't far from Cuyahoga Falls, |
| 00:38:18 |
What's it doing there? |
| 00:38:20 |
Yeah, but Cleveland wouldn't cut me |
| 00:38:23 |
Moving that house was a bitch. |
| 00:38:25 |
But the financial benefits |
| 00:38:37 |
I don't think we'll make it |
| 00:38:41 |
Let's start at the front |
| 00:38:45 |
Meet us at the next station. |
| 00:39:33 |
Oh, great. |
| 00:39:36 |
The end of the line. |
| 00:39:49 |
My God! How will we do this? |
| 00:39:51 |
Simple. Jump, tuck, and roll. |
| 00:39:53 |
It's all hay and grass out there. |
| 00:39:57 |
I can't. |
| 00:39:58 |
You can. |
| 00:39:59 |
- I can't! |
| 00:40:01 |
- I can't |
| 00:40:02 |
- We'll jump together. |
| 00:40:04 |
- I can't do this! |
| 00:40:06 |
Count! |
| 00:40:07 |
One! |
| 00:40:08 |
Two! |
| 00:40:12 |
God, that felt good. |
| 00:40:16 |
One, two, three. |
| 00:40:40 |
Jesus. |
| 00:40:46 |
Where are you? |
| 00:40:48 |
Damn it! |
| 00:40:51 |
Stop yelling, you dick. |
| 00:40:54 |
Where are you? |
| 00:40:55 |
I'm over here. |
| 00:41:05 |
Nice "amber waves. " |
| 00:41:07 |
I got a chunk of |
| 00:41:11 |
Here. |
| 00:41:12 |
Just don't. Just don't help me. |
| 00:41:14 |
I don't need you helping me. |
| 00:41:16 |
That's fine by me. |
| 00:41:18 |
Let's go. |
| 00:41:21 |
Do you smell food? |
| 00:41:37 |
I'm out of money. |
| 00:41:40 |
- What kind of burger? |
| 00:41:42 |
it's $1.99. |
| 00:41:46 |
You want $5 to buy |
| 00:41:49 |
And you wonder why |
| 00:41:58 |
We got company. |
| 00:42:08 |
Do you know who those two guys are? |
| 00:42:12 |
Cool. |
| 00:42:14 |
Presidents of what? |
| 00:42:19 |
Cleveland, Ohio. |
| 00:42:20 |
I hope this works. |
| 00:42:21 |
We have no other choice. |
| 00:42:23 |
Hi. I'm Matt Douglas. |
| 00:42:26 |
How do you do? |
| 00:42:27 |
I'm sure it's a bit overwhelming |
| 00:42:30 |
We're on a fact-finding mission for |
| 00:42:33 |
Headed for Ohio? |
| 00:42:38 |
We have to ride with you so |
| 00:42:41 |
...on the transportation capabilities |
| 00:42:44 |
Nobody rides for free. |
| 00:42:47 |
We don't have any cash. |
| 00:42:50 |
I'll take your watch. |
| 00:42:51 |
You must be joking. |
| 00:42:53 |
That's a Constellation. |
| 00:43:06 |
This really steams my clams. |
| 00:43:09 |
There are two watches like that |
| 00:43:12 |
Reagan has one, and now Shamu, |
| 00:43:16 |
Shut up. We don't want |
| 00:43:19 |
These burritos, really great. |
| 00:43:20 |
Better you're eating them. |
| 00:43:23 |
Really? You don't need to. |
| 00:43:25 |
What's wrong with you? |
| 00:43:28 |
I don't think you are. |
| 00:43:29 |
You must be one of those rare gals... |
| 00:43:32 |
...who look good carrying an extra |
| 00:43:35 |
What are you saying? I'm a fat pig. |
| 00:43:38 |
You Washington boys don't know |
| 00:43:43 |
Nice job not pissing her off. |
| 00:43:47 |
So, what are we hauling? |
| 00:43:50 |
Nothing exciting. Farm equipment. |
| 00:44:00 |
I must pull over. |
| 00:44:04 |
Not to worry anybody, but you |
| 00:44:07 |
What the hell...? |
| 00:44:12 |
Come on, come on, come on. |
| 00:44:16 |
Halt. Stop where you are. |
| 00:44:18 |
Immigration and Naturalization Service. |
| 00:44:21 |
What? |
| 00:44:28 |
Farm equipment! I knew that |
| 00:44:31 |
All I care is that chopper's not for us. |
| 00:44:39 |
That chopper's for us. |
| 00:44:41 |
This is INS One-One. |
| 00:44:42 |
You are interfering with an official |
| 00:44:46 |
We are in the middle of a highly |
| 00:44:49 |
You are ordered to leave the area. |
| 00:44:51 |
I will not abort my mission without |
| 00:44:57 |
Verification acknowledged. |
| 00:45:03 |
Señores... |
| 00:45:05 |
...down here! |
| 00:45:27 |
- What do you have? |
| 00:45:29 |
Let's face it, Douglas. |
| 00:45:32 |
They not kill you, Señor. |
| 00:45:34 |
You wait one month |
| 00:45:36 |
I try four times already. |
| 00:45:39 |
Do me a favor. Put "el socko" in it. |
| 00:45:42 |
Don't mind him. He's just cranky... |
| 00:45:44 |
...'cause he has a tiny penis. |
| 00:45:47 |
What's your name? |
| 00:45:48 |
Ernesto. What's yours? |
| 00:45:53 |
Russell with the tiny penis? |
| 00:45:54 |
Bingo. |
| 00:45:55 |
Are you talking about me? |
| 00:45:57 |
Are you cold? |
| 00:46:00 |
Here. Take this. |
| 00:46:01 |
- No, no, it's okay. |
| 00:46:04 |
I could be dead soon. I won't need it. |
| 00:46:15 |
Now you take this. |
| 00:46:18 |
- No, don't worry about it. |
| 00:46:20 |
You give to me now, I give to you. |
| 00:46:21 |
it's helped me get to my new home. |
| 00:46:25 |
Maybe this'll help you get |
| 00:46:29 |
Thanks. |
| 00:46:33 |
Damn it. |
| 00:46:36 |
They're coming. |
| 00:46:40 |
- You're crazy. |
| 00:46:42 |
Everyone in this country has a gun. |
| 00:46:51 |
There he goes! |
| 00:47:01 |
My coat. They think he's me. |
| 00:47:03 |
He's not, so he'll be okay. |
| 00:47:06 |
Oh, hey, by the way... |
| 00:47:08 |
I speak Spanish fluently... |
| 00:47:44 |
Let's talk. |
| 00:47:45 |
- Why? |
| 00:47:47 |
I have nothing to say. |
| 00:47:49 |
I have nothing to say to you |
| 00:47:52 |
My parents proved that conclusively. |
| 00:47:56 |
What do you miss most |
| 00:47:58 |
I don't miss anything. |
| 00:48:03 |
What about Rita? |
| 00:48:04 |
God, I do miss Rita. Greatest cook |
| 00:48:08 |
The only cook the White House ever had. |
| 00:48:12 |
When I couln't sleep, I'd go |
| 00:48:16 |
It was cream puff with |
| 00:48:20 |
Did you ever had one of her pizzas? |
| 00:48:21 |
It was like a wet dream |
| 00:48:25 |
A wet dream? |
| 00:48:27 |
I don't need to hear Russell Kramer |
| 00:48:31 |
I'll wake up screaming every night. |
| 00:48:33 |
- There's nothing wrong with wet dreams. |
| 00:48:35 |
I had a few as a kid. |
| 00:48:36 |
I'll look for the exhibit |
| 00:48:42 |
Okay. I got one. |
| 00:48:44 |
When you were in the White House, |
| 00:48:48 |
Nelson Mandela |
| 00:48:49 |
- I'm not a reporter. |
| 00:48:52 |
Mandela was a great man, |
| 00:48:55 |
Joe DiMaggio. That was a thrill. |
| 00:49:03 |
What? |
| 00:49:06 |
Eighty million. |
| 00:49:09 |
That's how many people |
| 00:49:16 |
That's how many people didn't... |
| 00:49:18 |
...trust me, didn't... |
| 00:49:21 |
...like me... |
| 00:49:23 |
...didn't... |
| 00:49:25 |
Who knows? |
| 00:49:32 |
I stayed in bed for a week and a half |
| 00:49:40 |
Let's stop talking. |
| 00:49:44 |
Go to hell. |
| 00:49:45 |
Now that's better. |
| 00:49:48 |
What time you got? |
| 00:49:51 |
Screw you. |
| 00:49:55 |
Hold it, hold it. |
| 00:49:57 |
I think I hear people. |
| 00:50:08 |
Wayne, slow down. That bacon |
| 00:50:13 |
I want to get back on the road. |
| 00:50:17 |
Sweet Jesus. |
| 00:50:20 |
Good morning. |
| 00:50:21 |
It's wonderful to see |
| 00:50:24 |
...enjoying the splendor of our land. |
| 00:50:26 |
President Kramer? |
| 00:50:28 |
Yes, ma'am. |
| 00:50:31 |
That's all. You can put it at ease. |
| 00:50:33 |
I'm on a fact-finding mission from |
| 00:50:37 |
Are the rest areas conveniently |
| 00:50:42 |
Oh, yes, sir. |
| 00:50:44 |
'Morning. |
| 00:50:45 |
President Douglas. |
| 00:50:47 |
it's been a delight speaking to you. |
| 00:50:50 |
Don't forget, these woods |
| 00:50:53 |
Enjoy them and protect them. |
| 00:50:55 |
They deserve our respect. |
| 00:50:56 |
These trees are like our children. |
| 00:50:58 |
Get in the damn car! |
| 00:51:13 |
We're just south of Galax, Virginia. |
| 00:51:17 |
In a few miles we hit 77. |
| 00:51:19 |
That takes us directly into Ohio. |
| 00:51:22 |
Unless we run into trouble. |
| 00:51:23 |
Which I predict we won't. |
| 00:51:41 |
If you told us how important |
| 00:51:43 |
...we'd have loaned you |
| 00:51:46 |
Again, we apologize, but those boys |
| 00:51:50 |
...can be very secretive. |
| 00:51:52 |
We're just happy you're headed |
| 00:51:55 |
We're happy to do our part. |
| 00:51:57 |
Another out-of-state license plate. |
| 00:52:00 |
We're hoping to spot all 50 states. |
| 00:52:02 |
We're getting there. |
| 00:52:04 |
Can anyone make that one out? |
| 00:52:06 |
Looks llike a "U." |
| 00:52:08 |
Utah! |
| 00:52:10 |
That's a U.S. government plate. |
| 00:52:13 |
Guy looks like a cop. |
| 00:52:19 |
Hey, good buddy! |
| 00:52:21 |
Hey, goodbuddy! |
| 00:52:23 |
Keep on trucking! |
| 00:52:25 |
Wave, Kevin! |
| 00:52:28 |
He wasn't too friendly now, |
| 00:52:31 |
Mom, the Presidents are squishing me! |
| 00:52:34 |
Isn't this fun? |
| 00:52:51 |
We're never getting to Ohio. |
| 00:52:54 |
Every 500 feet they stop to take |
| 00:52:57 |
The Donner Party moved faster. |
| 00:52:59 |
Shut up. I'm trying to sleep. |
| 00:53:03 |
Oh, my God he's squeezing |
| 00:53:07 |
This time, pretend not to enjoy it. |
| 00:53:10 |
Shut your cakehole, Douglas. |
| 00:53:22 |
We'd have been fine outside in the tent, |
| 00:53:27 |
It means a lot. |
| 00:53:30 |
You know, we voted for you. |
| 00:53:36 |
I'm sorry about that, sir. |
| 00:53:39 |
We're Republicans. |
| 00:53:40 |
At least you can admit it. |
| 00:53:42 |
That's the first step |
| 00:53:46 |
I'm hot. |
| 00:54:00 |
How much longer to Cleveland? |
| 00:54:02 |
I may have to call the department, |
| 00:54:06 |
About eight to ten hours. |
| 00:54:08 |
After we drop you off... |
| 00:54:10 |
...i might take the family up |
| 00:54:13 |
One of America's greatest |
| 00:54:16 |
Not really. |
| 00:54:19 |
A man by the name of |
| 00:54:22 |
Someone carved it? |
| 00:54:25 |
That ruins the whole thing. |
| 00:54:29 |
Diaper Patrol, Matt. |
| 00:54:30 |
We'll need those Pampers again. |
| 00:54:33 |
Oh, boy... |
| 00:54:35 |
Is he healthy? |
| 00:54:36 |
Who's on Mount Rushmore? |
| 00:54:38 |
There's Abe Lincoln. |
| 00:54:41 |
There's Franklin Theodore Roosevelt. |
| 00:54:44 |
He kilt him a bear |
| 00:54:47 |
You got to be kidding, right? |
| 00:54:49 |
Lincoln's mixed up with Washington. |
| 00:54:53 |
Do you have any idea |
| 00:54:56 |
No disrespect, sir, |
| 00:54:59 |
You're in my country. |
| 00:55:00 |
Our country. |
| 00:55:03 |
How do you expect your son |
| 00:55:05 |
That kind of ignorance is dangerous. |
| 00:55:08 |
- What about our nation right now? |
| 00:55:12 |
The country's falling apart. |
| 00:55:15 |
They can't find work. |
| 00:55:17 |
You're talking about ignorance. |
| 00:55:20 |
You've ignored |
| 00:55:23 |
The voice of the people. |
| 00:55:24 |
There is no such thing. |
| 00:55:26 |
You got 240 million voices |
| 00:55:29 |
The only thing you all agree on |
| 00:55:33 |
The voice of the people. |
| 00:55:36 |
Pull over, Wayne. |
| 00:55:44 |
Kevin, run, throw this |
| 00:55:49 |
There we go. |
| 00:55:55 |
Please get out of our car. |
| 00:55:59 |
Listen, I'm sorry... |
| 00:56:06 |
We invited you into our home... |
| 00:56:07 |
...not our car. |
| 00:56:09 |
Our home. |
| 00:56:13 |
We lost our jobs because of |
| 00:56:19 |
And we lost our home... |
| 00:56:22 |
...because of your... |
| 00:56:24 |
...economic downturn... |
| 00:56:26 |
...President Douglas. |
| 00:56:28 |
All we have now |
| 00:56:31 |
...at my uncle's factory in Cleveland. |
| 00:56:35 |
So I will ask you once again... |
| 00:56:38 |
Please... |
| 00:56:39 |
...get out of our car. |
| 00:57:00 |
Joe, it's me. |
| 00:57:01 |
Where are you? |
| 00:57:04 |
I'm with Kramer. |
| 00:57:04 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:57:06 |
Haney had Charlie Reynolds killed, |
| 00:57:09 |
What? Haney? |
| 00:57:10 |
I'm pretty sure. |
| 00:57:13 |
We escaped before it blew up. |
| 00:57:14 |
My God. |
| 00:57:15 |
I didn't want to call anyone, |
| 00:57:19 |
Listen, get in touch |
| 00:57:22 |
See if they can find out |
| 00:57:25 |
Keep out of sight. |
| 00:57:26 |
It's okay. |
| 00:57:27 |
I haven't seen any NSA today |
| 00:57:44 |
They're moving north. |
| 00:57:46 |
What a coincidence |
| 00:57:48 |
So are we. |
| 00:58:06 |
Oh, baby. |
| 00:58:13 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:58:14 |
How much is that piece of pie? |
| 00:58:16 |
$1.50. |
| 00:58:21 |
Never mind. |
| 00:58:23 |
But thank you. |
| 00:58:31 |
Here you go. |
| 00:58:32 |
It's on the house. |
| 00:58:34 |
I'm sorry I couldn't do that. |
| 00:58:35 |
I said it was on the house, old man. |
| 00:58:39 |
Old man?! |
| 00:58:53 |
Old man. |
| 00:58:57 |
Okay, let's go. |
| 00:58:59 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:59:00 |
I just want to get out of here. |
| 00:59:04 |
I don't give a damn |
| 00:59:06 |
Do what you want, but when the NSA |
| 00:59:31 |
Good morning. |
| 00:59:34 |
Oh, my! |
| 00:59:35 |
Oh, my! is this for real? |
| 00:59:38 |
Is this a joke or what? |
| 00:59:39 |
- No, it's really us. |
| 00:59:42 |
Get out! |
| 00:59:43 |
What's wrong? Oh, my God! |
| 00:59:46 |
- President Douglas! |
| 00:59:48 |
On our shift! |
| 00:59:51 |
We'd like to rent a car. |
| 00:59:53 |
We only have two cars left |
| 00:59:57 |
Would you like a Hyundai or a Lexus? |
| 01:00:02 |
- Stupid' stupid, stupid. |
| 01:00:05 |
Miss Airhead at your service. |
| 01:00:07 |
Now we'll need to see |
| 01:00:30 |
Well? |
| 01:00:31 |
What? I haven't driven myself |
| 01:00:35 |
Give me a second. |
| 01:00:51 |
There, like riding a bike. |
| 01:01:10 |
Will you stop whistling please? |
| 01:01:15 |
Sleeping too much |
| 01:01:17 |
Keep whistling and I'll put |
| 01:01:20 |
We've. got eight hours |
| 01:01:23 |
I'm trying to stay alert. |
| 01:01:24 |
I hate that song. |
| 01:01:25 |
- So do I |
| 01:01:28 |
I made up words to "Hail to the Chief. " |
| 01:01:33 |
I made up words too. |
| 01:01:35 |
- Let me hear yours. |
| 01:01:37 |
No, you do yours, |
| 01:01:42 |
"Hail to the Chief, he's the chief |
| 01:01:45 |
"He is the Chief, so everybody |
| 01:01:49 |
That's more or less how it... |
| 01:01:54 |
Let's hear your version, Gershwin. |
| 01:01:57 |
"No?" I sang mine. |
| 01:01:59 |
You're an idiot. |
| 01:02:12 |
CNN's set up near the park. |
| 01:02:16 |
Not so fast, Carl. |
| 01:02:18 |
I don't like people running faster |
| 01:02:21 |
Sorry. |
| 01:02:22 |
Lakers? I thought |
| 01:02:24 |
You cut back on disaster relief. |
| 01:02:26 |
Too fast again. |
| 01:02:28 |
I don't want to wear this |
| 01:02:33 |
Hey, a hat. |
| 01:02:38 |
Kaye Griffin called today. |
| 01:02:39 |
She's ready to report that Douglas |
| 01:02:42 |
...and are working to expose a cover-up. |
| 01:02:45 |
I'll look into it. |
| 01:02:47 |
You better. I want those idiots |
| 01:03:04 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:03:05 |
I needed a cup of coffee. |
| 01:03:07 |
Good. Did you get me one? |
| 01:03:09 |
You cheap bastard. |
| 01:03:11 |
I only had 50 cents. |
| 01:03:13 |
Give me a sip. |
| 01:03:14 |
Yeah, I'm about to share coffee with |
| 01:03:19 |
You could spit in a petri dish |
| 01:03:22 |
- Here, want to lick the lid? |
| 01:03:25 |
Give me that. |
| 01:03:30 |
Decaf, you pussy. |
| 01:03:32 |
I must go find a john. |
| 01:03:52 |
Agent Wilkerson. |
| 01:03:53 |
We have a reason to believe |
| 01:03:55 |
We must transfer you out of the area. |
| 01:04:00 |
"Aye, Macarena!" |
| 01:04:02 |
If you could just step out |
| 01:04:05 |
Jesus! |
| 01:04:13 |
Hurry up! |
| 01:04:14 |
Get in! |
| 01:04:15 |
Did we get collision coverage? |
| 01:04:17 |
- Why? |
| 01:04:22 |
- Look out! |
| 01:04:44 |
Get it out. |
| 01:04:46 |
I'm trying. |
| 01:04:47 |
I can't see! Get it out! |
| 01:05:03 |
Go! |
| 01:05:16 |
- Nice going, Mario. |
| 01:05:23 |
That way! |
| 01:05:27 |
Oh, not good. |
| 01:05:32 |
Come on, let's go. |
| 01:05:39 |
- Now what? |
| 01:05:52 |
How are you? |
| 01:05:53 |
President Kramer? |
| 01:05:54 |
President Douglas? |
| 01:05:57 |
This is amazing. |
| 01:05:58 |
We march in these all the time |
| 01:06:25 |
My Lord and Taylor! |
| 01:06:27 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:06:28 |
Are you coming out? |
| 01:06:29 |
No, no. I've always |
| 01:06:31 |
I'm not coming out. He is. |
| 01:06:36 |
Closet case. Sad |
| 01:06:39 |
You talking about me? |
| 01:06:42 |
Don't hide who you really are. |
| 01:06:43 |
Don't hide who you really are. |
| 01:06:45 |
it's a freedom-ring necklace. |
| 01:06:47 |
Wear it with pride. |
| 01:06:50 |
Come here |
| 01:06:54 |
What's wrong? |
| 01:06:55 |
I don't think you can help. |
| 01:06:56 |
Unless you and your ruby slippers |
| 01:07:01 |
I have some friends who might help. |
| 01:07:36 |
After that bike ride, I'm changing |
| 01:07:40 |
I think the military can definitely |
| 01:07:44 |
Now is this impressive or what? |
| 01:07:47 |
Research room is down that way. |
| 01:07:50 |
Wait a minute. |
| 01:07:54 |
Oh, my. Oh, my. |
| 01:07:58 |
How about this? |
| 01:08:05 |
Oh, you got to be kidding. |
| 01:08:08 |
Our dreams are like our children. |
| 01:08:12 |
Don't you fall into the trap. |
| 01:08:16 |
Anything you really like, |
| 01:08:19 |
I feel dirty. |
| 01:08:21 |
Have you found it yet? |
| 01:08:23 |
Working on it. |
| 01:08:25 |
I was Time's Man of the Year. |
| 01:08:27 |
So was Hitler. |
| 01:08:28 |
Not twice. |
| 01:08:31 |
Here it is. |
| 01:08:33 |
"Chef's log: October 14th, |
| 01:08:36 |
"... President Kramer |
| 01:08:38 |
"Ham-and-cheese omelettes. |
| 01:08:45 |
Where's Haney? |
| 01:08:47 |
He isn't here. |
| 01:08:51 |
They must've fixed this book too. |
| 01:08:56 |
Where's your gun? |
| 01:08:57 |
I have it. |
| 01:08:58 |
In my coat. |
| 01:09:01 |
Get that light. |
| 01:09:24 |
Great job, Douglas. Oh, God, it's Ben. |
| 01:09:27 |
Hurry up with the ice. |
| 01:09:29 |
Excuse me! I don't know my way |
| 01:09:32 |
Lucky for you we came along |
| 01:09:35 |
I can't say I recall that ever |
| 01:09:39 |
...a book just falling off |
| 01:09:43 |
Is there any way someone |
| 01:09:47 |
No, sir. Not on my shift. |
| 01:09:49 |
I just remembered. A young lady |
| 01:09:53 |
Told me to be sure you got it. |
| 01:09:54 |
She said she was a friend |
| 01:09:59 |
What is this? |
| 01:10:00 |
"Dear Mr. President: |
| 01:10:04 |
"I'm Charles Reynolds' secretary. |
| 01:10:08 |
"Mr. Reynolds has disappeared. |
| 01:10:11 |
"The last people he spoke with |
| 01:10:15 |
...and Carl Witnaur. " |
| 01:10:18 |
Haney's chief of staff. |
| 01:10:21 |
He lives outside of D.C. |
| 01:10:23 |
I was there recently for a dinner. |
| 01:10:25 |
My God, did he put on a spread! |
| 01:10:29 |
...with bacon on tooth picks- |
| 01:10:33 |
Could you focus, please! |
| 01:10:35 |
I'm sorry. Look, if we left... |
| 01:10:37 |
If we left now, we could |
| 01:10:40 |
We need to borrow your car, okay? |
| 01:10:43 |
Do I have a choice? |
| 01:10:44 |
Then it's okay. |
| 01:11:13 |
Honey, you're hurting me. |
| 01:11:15 |
Better her than me, Carl. |
| 01:11:16 |
This is Douglas. I'm with Kramer |
| 01:11:21 |
Well, I'm assuming that's your head. |
| 01:11:27 |
This is unbelievable. |
| 01:11:29 |
How dare you? |
| 01:11:30 |
Witnaur, we'll ask this just once. |
| 01:11:33 |
What is Olympia and who is behind it? |
| 01:11:35 |
I don't know what you talking about. |
| 01:11:55 |
I'm glad to see you. |
| 01:11:56 |
it's good to see you too, Joe. |
| 01:12:02 |
Wait a minute. |
| 01:12:03 |
Is that President Kramer holding |
| 01:12:10 |
Come on in. |
| 01:12:16 |
Carl, my CIA buddies were clueless |
| 01:12:19 |
...but they gave me something for this. |
| 01:12:22 |
So, my boy... |
| 01:12:23 |
...hope this goes well, |
| 01:12:26 |
I'm not even sure |
| 01:12:30 |
...what do you say we wing it? |
| 01:12:32 |
You don't scare me. |
| 01:12:34 |
I'm not trying to. |
| 01:12:35 |
We don't want to see this. |
| 01:12:37 |
Right. Enjoy the ride. |
| 01:12:52 |
Damn vein. |
| 01:12:54 |
it's wanting to jump around. |
| 01:12:56 |
There it is, you bugger. |
| 01:12:58 |
There it is. |
| 01:13:00 |
I'll talk. |
| 01:13:02 |
I'll talk... I like to talk. |
| 01:13:06 |
it's amazing. |
| 01:13:08 |
Haney needed to spin-dry the kickback |
| 01:13:13 |
It was a front company. |
| 01:13:15 |
I never ordered anyone to kill you. |
| 01:13:17 |
But you ordered the cover-up. |
| 01:13:20 |
The appointment log |
| 01:13:24 |
...the book in your library... |
| 01:13:27 |
All that was done at my request. |
| 01:13:29 |
What about Charlie Reynolds? |
| 01:13:31 |
Were you in charge to take care of him? |
| 01:13:32 |
No, I never ordered anyone to kill him. |
| 01:13:38 |
Who said he was dead? |
| 01:13:40 |
Look, Tanner. |
| 01:13:42 |
I'm telling you, it was Tanner. |
| 01:13:45 |
That's a lot of bull! |
| 01:13:47 |
You're saying a rogue agent |
| 01:13:50 |
I don't believe it. |
| 01:13:52 |
You had Tanner put us on that chopper |
| 01:13:55 |
Chopper? |
| 01:13:58 |
What chopper? |
| 01:14:03 |
Looks like Tanner's been getting |
| 01:14:07 |
- What do we do? |
| 01:14:10 |
You can go to the White House |
| 01:14:13 |
To get to him you must go |
| 01:14:17 |
- What's the other one? |
| 01:14:21 |
Go to the press. |
| 01:14:22 |
I'll call Kaye and by noon Washington |
| 01:14:29 |
Call her? |
| 01:14:33 |
You're doing the smart thing. |
| 01:14:37 |
Damn! |
| 01:14:39 |
Damn! |
| 01:14:40 |
What? |
| 01:14:41 |
If we go public, |
| 01:14:45 |
Witnaur might pay a price but |
| 01:14:49 |
Are we willing to let that happen? |
| 01:14:51 |
We've done enough already. |
| 01:14:54 |
No, I made a career of doing enough. |
| 01:14:56 |
I always did just enough |
| 01:14:59 |
...'cause a pissed-off person |
| 01:15:01 |
it's a part of the game. |
| 01:15:03 |
Tell that to Wayne and Jenny |
| 01:15:06 |
"I'm sorry things are tough. |
| 01:15:08 |
"I've been playing the game. " |
| 01:15:11 |
- I'm going to see Haney. |
| 01:15:14 |
Joe said you can't get past Tanner. |
| 01:15:16 |
I don't care. I'm going. |
| 01:15:17 |
You're a damn fool. |
| 01:15:24 |
You're probably right. |
| 01:15:26 |
But you know something, somewhere |
| 01:15:31 |
Some idealist sucker |
| 01:15:37 |
After all the scandals and |
| 01:15:42 |
...someone out there believes we care |
| 01:15:46 |
And that's what I'm doing now. |
| 01:15:50 |
Preserve, protect and defend. |
| 01:15:52 |
Because if we lose that... |
| 01:15:54 |
...idealistic, gloriously |
| 01:15:59 |
...it's all over. |
| 01:16:02 |
Thank God you never spoke |
| 01:16:06 |
My margin of loss |
| 01:16:11 |
All right. |
| 01:16:13 |
Let's do it. |
| 01:16:15 |
You sure? |
| 01:16:15 |
If I can ride 300 miles at top speed |
| 01:16:20 |
...I can handle Tanner. |
| 01:16:22 |
If we do get to Haney. |
| 01:16:24 |
...how do we know he'll cooperate? |
| 01:16:26 |
I'm bringing Witnaur with us. |
| 01:16:30 |
Gentlemen... |
| 01:16:31 |
...Kaye's on her way over. |
| 01:16:33 |
Change of plans. Mr. Kramer and |
| 01:16:47 |
Kramer and Douglas broke into |
| 01:16:51 |
We're just now hearing about it? |
| 01:16:53 |
His lady called the White House. |
| 01:16:55 |
- They thought it was a prank. |
| 01:16:57 |
We better button up the White House. |
| 01:17:01 |
...the game's over. |
| 01:17:14 |
'Morning, Rita. |
| 01:17:15 |
How're you? |
| 01:17:16 |
I'd be doing better if I had |
| 01:17:20 |
Soon as I tend to the president, |
| 01:17:24 |
What's back there? |
| 01:17:25 |
Picked up a lot of fresh produce |
| 01:17:29 |
Have a pick if you like. |
| 01:17:32 |
That's okay, Rita. |
| 01:17:35 |
Thanks. |
| 01:17:43 |
"Have a pick if you like"? |
| 01:17:45 |
- You're lucky I didn't have a stroke. |
| 01:17:49 |
Mr. Presidents, please hush up. |
| 01:17:50 |
If you're in my car, you're produce. |
| 01:17:56 |
Mr. President... |
| 01:17:58 |
...we're ready' sir. |
| 01:18:01 |
The ceremony honoring the Dutch |
| 01:18:05 |
Highlight of my day. Who cares |
| 01:18:09 |
Vice President Mathews is going? |
| 01:18:12 |
Let's avoid a possible |
| 01:18:14 |
Remind him these people are from |
| 01:18:19 |
Oh, and... |
| 01:18:21 |
...have we heard from Witnaur? |
| 01:18:23 |
No, Mr. President. |
| 01:18:24 |
Thank you. |
| 01:18:29 |
Gather around everyone. |
| 01:18:31 |
Come on in. |
| 01:18:32 |
Come in, you in the back. |
| 01:18:34 |
We can't go that way. |
| 01:18:36 |
A million people come to |
| 01:18:38 |
Better smile, they'll know |
| 01:18:42 |
Come on. |
| 01:18:46 |
Are you ready for the tour? |
| 01:18:48 |
- What are you doing?! |
| 01:18:50 |
Mr. President... |
| 01:18:52 |
...and Mr. President. |
| 01:18:53 |
The tour guides are the hardest |
| 01:18:56 |
As a way of saying "Thank you"... |
| 01:18:58 |
...President Kramer and I |
| 01:19:01 |
We'll what? |
| 01:19:02 |
You get the Oval Office... |
| 01:19:08 |
Who knows this place better than us? |
| 01:19:09 |
Let's go. Gather around. |
| 01:19:11 |
Follow your presidents. |
| 01:19:13 |
Come along. |
| 01:19:22 |
...they're in. |
| 01:19:24 |
- How? |
| 01:19:26 |
This is the Green Room. |
| 01:19:27 |
- It's a room |
| 01:19:28 |
Hence the name. |
| 01:19:29 |
- Any questions? |
| 01:19:30 |
Okay, shall we? |
| 01:19:32 |
That's it? |
| 01:19:34 |
Go, go, go. |
| 01:19:35 |
We grab them as soon as we can. |
| 01:19:37 |
Lots of people have seen them. |
| 01:19:39 |
They met here to take the chopper |
| 01:19:42 |
...where the president |
| 01:19:48 |
The crash site is still secure |
| 01:19:52 |
It could work. |
| 01:19:53 |
I'll stay near Hayne. |
| 01:19:57 |
Occasionally we. use this |
| 01:20:00 |
Let's pick up the pace. |
| 01:20:10 |
There's no way they can |
| 01:20:13 |
We've sealed off the West Wing. |
| 01:20:16 |
Guest quarters. |
| 01:20:29 |
Unlock the door. |
| 01:20:30 |
Come on. |
| 01:20:31 |
That desk belonged to Jefferson. |
| 01:20:32 |
The Declaration of Independence |
| 01:20:35 |
Tom isn't here to help me |
| 01:20:39 |
Mr. Presidents, please! |
| 01:20:41 |
When we think of the Netherlands, |
| 01:20:45 |
...a tranquil land dotted |
| 01:20:49 |
Good. Secure the room, |
| 01:20:53 |
And Wilkerson, call the press. |
| 01:21:00 |
I found Haney. He's on the South Lawn. |
| 01:21:03 |
I don't like this. |
| 01:21:04 |
They've pinned us here for 15 minutes. |
| 01:21:08 |
Preparing for our funeral. |
| 01:21:10 |
The report just came in |
| 01:21:13 |
The helicopter went down |
| 01:21:17 |
President Kramer and President Douglas |
| 01:21:21 |
Search teams are speeding to the area. |
| 01:21:31 |
Phone's dead. |
| 01:21:34 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:21:36 |
During my years here, a butler told me |
| 01:21:40 |
The "Kennedy Door" he called it. |
| 01:21:46 |
It's here |
| 01:21:48 |
I almost forgot. |
| 01:21:55 |
What are you looking at? |
| 01:21:57 |
You been down to the farmer's |
| 01:22:01 |
I used this thing for a couple of |
| 01:22:05 |
I'll never forget this one girl- |
| 01:22:07 |
She was a stewardess. |
| 01:22:09 |
I don't need to know. |
| 01:22:10 |
She was also a contortionist. |
| 01:22:12 |
Go on. |
| 01:22:13 |
She- Later. |
| 01:22:14 |
Right now, we must |
| 01:22:19 |
If we can get ourselves seen |
| 01:22:22 |
...we're not dead in the mountains... |
| 01:22:25 |
...and tanner is out of business. |
| 01:22:29 |
Break it. |
| 01:22:41 |
Where the hell are they? |
| 01:22:45 |
Hurry up. |
| 01:22:46 |
Be glad I'm not Gerry Ford. We would |
| 01:22:55 |
It's been a while, but I think |
| 01:22:59 |
God, this whole thing is crazy. |
| 01:23:01 |
I can't figure how a twisted psycho |
| 01:23:05 |
I know. Why isn't he |
| 01:23:11 |
Great. |
| 01:23:12 |
"down and to the left. " |
| 01:23:13 |
Oh, cork it. |
| 01:23:17 |
Hello, sirs. |
| 01:23:19 |
No need for concern |
| 01:23:23 |
We won't have a long chat. |
| 01:23:25 |
I don't think I can stand to listen |
| 01:23:29 |
I'll just kill you. |
| 01:23:31 |
Who goes first? |
| 01:23:33 |
The old man, or the ladies' man? |
| 01:23:42 |
Nice work, Russell. |
| 01:23:43 |
Thank you. |
| 01:23:46 |
I must change my shorts now. |
| 01:23:56 |
Pennsylvania Avenue's almost clear. |
| 01:24:02 |
Here we are. |
| 01:24:03 |
Watch it, watch it. |
| 01:24:06 |
It's the North Lawn. We're on |
| 01:24:10 |
Good going. |
| 01:24:11 |
I didn't build the damn tunnel |
| 01:24:16 |
- Now what? |
| 01:24:19 |
I make this up as I go along. |
| 01:24:21 |
Over there! |
| 01:24:27 |
Hang on! |
| 01:24:32 |
Hold it! Stop right there! |
| 01:24:34 |
Get off the horse! |
| 01:24:37 |
We can't get cars through the block. |
| 01:24:39 |
Run after them, I'll cut them off. |
| 01:24:49 |
When this is over, let's come back |
| 01:24:56 |
Mr. Presidents, stop! |
| 01:25:00 |
Marksmen, intruders, North Lawn. |
| 01:25:05 |
Shoot to kill! |
| 01:25:06 |
We're moving into position now. |
| 01:25:19 |
Wait, hold your fire. |
| 01:25:22 |
That's Presidents Kramer and Douglas. |
| 01:25:23 |
That's impossible! |
| 01:25:24 |
The presidents are dead! |
| 01:25:26 |
Shoot them! |
| 01:25:30 |
Repositioning to the south. |
| 01:25:33 |
These people, bound by love of country, |
| 01:25:38 |
Open the gate! |
| 01:25:44 |
Nice horsey. |
| 01:25:45 |
Oh, God! |
| 01:25:48 |
On your command, sir. |
| 01:25:56 |
I gave you a direct order! Shoot! |
| 01:25:58 |
Lieutenant Fleming... |
| 01:25:59 |
...request... permission to shoot. |
| 01:26:05 |
Duck! |
| 01:26:07 |
It was a struggle for democracy. |
| 01:26:10 |
For truth |
| 01:26:12 |
We must fire, sir! |
| 01:26:18 |
It was a struggle |
| 01:26:30 |
Those are the presidents. |
| 01:26:39 |
In conclusion, I'd like to say that... |
| 01:26:42 |
...it is our pleasure to welcome... |
| 01:26:45 |
...these Dutch resistance fighters |
| 01:26:51 |
Would somebody go collect Blinky? |
| 01:26:55 |
Let him come ahead. |
| 01:26:57 |
What a surprise! |
| 01:26:59 |
Ladies gentlemen |
| 01:27:05 |
Thank you. Thank you. |
| 01:27:07 |
We have to talk... |
| 01:27:08 |
...now. |
| 01:27:13 |
Haney had to spin-dry |
| 01:27:17 |
That's how Olympia came in. |
| 01:27:18 |
Russell, please. |
| 01:27:19 |
There must be a way around this. |
| 01:27:21 |
I'll give you anything you want. |
| 01:27:22 |
I have money. |
| 01:27:23 |
Pardon? Are you honestly saying that |
| 01:27:28 |
Shut up. |
| 01:27:29 |
Why resign? I know nothing about |
| 01:27:33 |
Okay, all right. |
| 01:27:35 |
But how is that different |
| 01:27:38 |
You made money from this office. |
| 01:27:40 |
Two things. |
| 01:27:41 |
One... I never did anything illegal. |
| 01:27:44 |
Big difference. Two... |
| 01:27:46 |
I never did it for money. |
| 01:27:47 |
- Come on! Sure you did! |
| 01:27:51 |
My books, personal appearances, I do |
| 01:27:55 |
So they don't forget me. |
| 01:28:00 |
And so I can get |
| 01:28:04 |
...what it's like to be... |
| 01:28:09 |
...what I was. |
| 01:28:15 |
This office has done a lot for me! |
| 01:28:17 |
Now I'll do something for it... |
| 01:28:23 |
Excuse me, sirs. I'm Agent Kopeck, |
| 01:28:27 |
This is Officer Ralph Fleming. |
| 01:28:29 |
He stopped Colonel Tanner. |
| 01:28:31 |
Thank you Ralph. |
| 01:28:32 |
You saved our lives. |
| 01:28:33 |
it's an honor to meet you, son. |
| 01:28:35 |
Actually, we've met before... |
| 01:28:37 |
We have? Where? |
| 01:28:39 |
Somewhere... "over the rainbow. " |
| 01:28:58 |
And so... |
| 01:28:59 |
...it is with a heavy heart... |
| 01:29:02 |
...and ironically, a weak heart... |
| 01:29:06 |
...that I resign... |
| 01:29:08 |
...from the office of |
| 01:29:11 |
Poor President Haney. |
| 01:29:12 |
Don't you worry, Rita. |
| 01:29:16 |
You haven't lost your touch. |
| 01:29:19 |
I miss you too. |
| 01:29:21 |
I was finally getting used to him. |
| 01:29:26 |
President Matthews. |
| 01:29:30 |
Who would have ever thought of that.? |
| 01:29:34 |
President Matthews. |
| 01:29:36 |
There's only one way that moron |
| 01:29:41 |
...president. |
| 01:29:42 |
Either Haney would be assassinated... |
| 01:29:44 |
...or he'd have to... |
| 01:29:48 |
...resign. |
| 01:29:50 |
I'm convinced that |
| 01:29:53 |
...that I step aside. |
| 01:29:57 |
Two more minutes. |
| 01:29:58 |
Thank you. I'll be ready. |
| 01:30:00 |
We need to talk, and right now. |
| 01:30:03 |
Will you excuse us a minute? |
| 01:30:06 |
What's up? |
| 01:30:07 |
- We figured it out. |
| 01:30:09 |
I already did. Chief Justice Rehnquist |
| 01:30:13 |
I'm about to go on television |
| 01:30:17 |
You sent Tanner to kill us. |
| 01:30:19 |
We investigate Olympia, wind up dead, |
| 01:30:22 |
Either way, he goes down. |
| 01:30:24 |
You're right. |
| 01:30:26 |
Only a few unfortunate deaths... |
| 01:30:28 |
...but they can be blamed on Tanner. |
| 01:30:31 |
He won't be a Joint Chief after all. |
| 01:30:33 |
How do you explain us being here? |
| 01:30:37 |
Your chopper definitely went down. |
| 01:30:39 |
Thankfully it turned out |
| 01:30:42 |
Press secretary's already apologized |
| 01:30:47 |
Thirty seconds. |
| 01:30:47 |
Thank you. |
| 01:30:49 |
Well, gentlemen... |
| 01:30:50 |
...if you ask me, this whole thing's |
| 01:30:55 |
Funny thing, isn't it? |
| 01:30:56 |
Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. |
| 01:30:59 |
But nobody knows it was |
| 01:31:05 |
Who's the idiot now? |
| 01:31:16 |
- Good to see you. |
| 01:31:23 |
I guess that's all she wrote. |
| 01:31:27 |
Want to know what |
| 01:31:30 |
He damn near got away with it. |
| 01:31:32 |
What do you mean "damn near"? |
| 01:31:35 |
You got the whole conversation on tape? |
| 01:31:37 |
I learned from the master. |
| 01:31:39 |
The only problem is if I drop this off |
| 01:31:44 |
...according to the 25th Amendment... |
| 01:31:46 |
...the Speaker of th House |
| 01:31:48 |
God, anybody but him. |
| 01:31:50 |
Tell me about it. |
| 01:31:51 |
But I guess we have no choice. |
| 01:31:55 |
I'll go home, kiss my wife, take |
| 01:32:00 |
Sounds good. |
| 01:32:02 |
You know something? I must tell you... |
| 01:32:04 |
After going through this whole thing... |
| 01:32:08 |
...i've realized... |
| 01:32:10 |
...i really don't like you. |
| 01:32:12 |
No kidding. |
| 01:32:13 |
That's not what I wanted to say. |
| 01:32:16 |
The thing is... |
| 01:32:19 |
...I don't like you. |
| 01:32:21 |
But... |
| 01:32:24 |
...I think I'm going to... |
| 01:32:26 |
...miss you. |
| 01:32:30 |
If we hadn't spent 30 years |
| 01:32:33 |
...we might have been... |
| 01:32:36 |
...friends. |
| 01:32:41 |
I think I'll stop there... |
| 01:32:43 |
...because I feel the goat cheese |
| 01:32:53 |
You take care of yourself. |
| 01:32:54 |
And... |
| 01:32:55 |
...don't jump off trains. |
| 01:32:56 |
I was pushed. |
| 01:32:58 |
Same difference. |
| 01:33:10 |
"Hail to the Chief, if you don't |
| 01:33:14 |
"I am the Chief. |
| 01:33:15 |
"So you better watch your step, |
| 01:33:19 |
We're even. |
| 01:33:33 |
I was told what you went through. |
| 01:33:36 |
It's amazing. |
| 01:33:39 |
Yes, I guess it was. |
| 01:33:42 |
Now you can go home to Cleveland |
| 01:33:47 |
When it comes time for a rest... |
| 01:33:50 |
...there's no place like Cleveland. |
| 01:33:55 |
This must've been |
| 01:33:57 |
It was pretty bad. |
| 01:33:59 |
But on some level... |
| 01:34:02 |
...I enjoyed it. |
| 01:34:04 |
It was just nice to do something and... |
| 01:34:07 |
...have a goal again. |
| 01:34:09 |
I think it was a great service |
| 01:34:12 |
Most people would've given up. |
| 01:34:15 |
You and President Kramer |
| 01:34:20 |
I'm proud to be attached to you. |
| 01:34:30 |
No, Chet... |
| 01:34:32 |
...you're wrong. |
| 01:34:34 |
We didn't do everything we could. |
| 01:34:37 |
Nine months after he took |
| 01:34:40 |
...former president and |
| 01:34:43 |
...today began serving his sentence at |
| 01:34:48 |
But, unlike other political |
| 01:34:51 |
...this one as spawned |
| 01:34:54 |
For that story, we take you |
| 01:35:01 |
Two of America's biggest |
| 01:35:05 |
Running together as independents are |
| 01:35:10 |
I come to this country |
| 01:35:13 |
However... |
| 01:35:14 |
...we don't know who will be running |
| 01:35:19 |
I'm not ashamed to say it, |
| 01:35:26 |
My love. |
| 01:35:28 |
- Any words of wisdom? |
| 01:35:30 |
Don't be a frigging fool. |
| 01:35:32 |
Please, if you're going to use |
| 01:35:36 |
Excuse us. |
| 01:35:37 |
- Ready to face the voting public? |
| 01:35:41 |
I'll make the announcement. |
| 01:35:42 |
You're saying I'm going |
| 01:35:46 |
...and you vice president, correct? |
| 01:35:48 |
After all we did, |
| 01:35:51 |
I trust you. |
| 01:35:53 |
Thank you. |
| 01:35:54 |
Like you me. I'll announce it. |
| 01:35:56 |
We agreed that I would do it. |
| 01:35:58 |
- Let go, please. |
| 01:36:00 |
I'm not letting go either. |
| 01:36:03 |
Move, old man. |
| 01:36:04 |
No way, sleazebag. |
| 01:36:08 |
Money! |
| 01:36:09 |
Did you drop that? |
| 01:36:12 |
Yeah, that's mine. |
| 01:36:14 |
My fellow Americans... |
| 01:36:15 |
You son of a- |
