My Super Ex Girlfriend

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00:01:35 - Move.
00:01:57 We did it, right?
00:02:01 Whoa. What the hell are you doing?
00:02:15 - G-Girl.
00:02:22 Gun.
00:02:37 G-Girl. G-Girl. G-Girl. G-Girl.
00:02:52 Wow. If you could have any superpower,
00:02:56 The ability to gratify myself orally.
00:02:59 Interesting. But wouldn't that be a little gay?
00:03:02 - No, not at all. Think about it.
00:03:08 Dude, check her out. Wow.
00:03:11 What do we have here?
00:03:15 ready to rumble on the inside.
00:03:17 - Go ask her out.
00:03:20 Matt, you're killing me.
00:03:22 Your last insane girlfriend dumped you,
00:03:27 I would have plowed my way
00:03:30 That's 'cause you're soulless and shallow.
00:03:33 It is a blessing.
00:03:35 Go over there. Talk to her. Do it.
00:03:38 - Matt, say hi. Give me your bag. Come on.
00:03:41 Yes.
00:03:43 All out. Be strong. Breathe.
00:03:47 Eye of the tiger.
00:03:53 Hi.
00:03:54 Excuse me. I know I don't really know you,
00:04:00 so at the risk of totally humiliating myself,
00:04:02 I thought perhaps sometime
00:04:05 No.
00:04:18 It doesn't have to be a cup of coffee. It could
00:04:22 Juice?
00:04:48 Somebody stop that guy.
00:05:00 That's right. You better run, asshole.
00:05:03 Keep running, my man.
00:05:10 Yeah.
00:05:14 - What did you call me?
00:05:16 What did you call me?
00:05:31 Idiot.
00:05:35 Come on. Get out of there.
00:05:37 Let's go. I know you're in there.
00:05:43 Whoa.
00:05:53 How about it, huh?
00:05:56 So how about that cup of coffee?
00:06:02 - Like dinner?
00:06:05 - Matt Saunders.
00:06:07 Jenny Johnson. Wonderful name.
00:06:12 I grew up with a guy named
00:06:14 A bit of a klepto, not the kind of guy you'd
00:06:19 Yeah, right. Right.
00:06:21 So... may I get your number?
00:06:24 I'm sorry. I don't give it out.
00:06:29 - OK. Actually, I don't think I have a pen.
00:06:32 Thanks. Isn't this something women do
00:06:35 Yes, women do do that.
00:06:38 But that's not how I blow off losers.
00:06:55 Saunders, heads up.
00:06:59 - You have bad reflexes.
00:07:03 Do you have the bathroom layouts
00:07:06 - I'll take a look at those.
00:07:13 - Hey, Hannah.
00:07:19 - Looks good.
00:07:21 What about... Is this OK?
00:07:23 It's a bit tight,
00:07:27 - How's your boyfriend? Isn't his name Rick?
00:07:31 He just got back from Milan. Look at this.
00:07:33 - Milan?
00:07:38 Wow. He's buff. Are you into that?
00:07:41 I would think this is more your style.
00:07:46 Two months in a gym, a personal trainer and
00:07:52 - Here you go.
00:07:57 What are you doing?
00:07:59 Hey, Carla. Nothing. Just reshelving
00:08:04 - You were staring at her butt.
00:08:08 - No. No, I was not.
00:08:11 Hannah, as you know, we have
00:08:15 I actually read that memo twice. I got it.
00:08:18 You should be familiar with this part.
00:08:21 Would you like to file a grievance
00:08:25 I don't think so, Carla.
00:08:28 Because, as your supervisor, I am officially
00:08:32 And I thank you for that,
00:08:38 That's completely your decision.
00:08:40 - Will you sign a statement to that effect?
00:08:46 - You are lucky this time, Mr. Bottom Watcher.
00:08:52 - Hello?
00:08:56 - Hey, Jenny. I wasn't sure I'd hear from you.
00:09:01 - Dinner? Absolutely. That sounds great.
00:09:05 A great new Indian place on Madison
00:09:09 Indian? Love it. I'll see you tomorrow night.
00:09:12 OK. Great. See you. Bye.
00:09:15 Saunders, do you have a date?
00:09:18 Got a date. And it's a hot one.
00:09:24 So the assistant curator job's
00:09:28 I was an art history major in college.
00:09:32 At least, the only thing I'm good at
00:09:37 - That sounded like I was talking about sex.
00:09:42 Believe me, I didn't mean sex.
00:09:44 - I mean, I am good at sex.
00:09:47 - Now it sounds like I'm bragging.
00:09:50 I think I'm good at sex.
00:09:56 Me?
00:09:58 But not tonight. It's our first date.
00:10:03 Yeah.
00:10:06 So what do you do?
00:10:08 I'm a project manager at a design firm.
00:10:12 We design and build private estates,
00:10:17 Yeah, right now, we're...
00:10:33 - I'm sorry. Am I bothering you?
00:10:37 No. No.
00:10:40 I was just trying to listen to something.
00:10:45 I don't hear anything.
00:10:47 Excuse me. I'm sorry.
00:10:50 Sure.
00:11:12 - Yo, how's it going?
00:11:17 - Only question is, will you sleep with her?
00:11:22 Yes. I'm not just talking about your date
00:11:26 - That is the only question.
00:11:32 Some big fire at 73rd and Broadway.
00:11:36 - Is anyone hurt?
00:11:38 It's blocking my way to the gym.
00:11:40 My thoughts are with you
00:11:46 Wow. Oh, man.
00:11:49 - What's going on?
00:11:55 Are you serious? You lucky SOB.
00:11:59 How does she look?
00:12:02 She looks...
00:12:05 - What?
00:12:09 Yeah? What's she doing now?
00:12:12 She's spinning around
00:12:18 Amazing. That's unbelievable.
00:12:20 Yeah. It's so cool.
00:12:32 Yes. That's it, show's over.
00:12:37 G-Girl. G-Girl. G-Girl. G-Girl. G-Girl.
00:12:42 OK.
00:12:44 And she's gone.
00:12:48 Unbelievable.
00:12:52 I don't know, like, "gorgeous" or "G-force"?
00:12:58 What do you think about "good kisser"?
00:13:00 I can't believe I missed that.
00:13:03 Wait, no, no. "Goddess woman."
00:13:06 - What about "G-spot"?
00:13:12 Huge line. Sorry.
00:13:17 - You got a little something on your chin.
00:13:22 - I hate when that happens.
00:13:26 Mystery smudges.
00:13:28 - Gotta go to the bathroom.
00:13:35 Are you keeping track? That's kind of creepy.
00:13:40 - She sounds like a nut case.
00:13:44 Crazy women are attracted to you.
00:13:46 It's like you give off a scent.
00:13:48 You should do a background check on her.
00:13:50 What do you think? Shall we
00:13:54 - Did you kick the plug?
00:13:59 - Let me handle this one.
00:14:02 - Don't do that.
00:14:06 You mean this?
00:14:09 Sexual harassment's a two-way street. Don't
00:14:15 - What the hell's going on here?
00:14:18 Steve.
00:14:19 Her computer had gone down.
00:14:22 - I'm screwing with you. I'm not worried.
00:14:26 - I missed you.
00:14:29 - Not here.
00:14:33 See, Saunders? You need to be with someone
00:14:38 Yeah. I'm looking for Mr. Right.
00:14:43 - Steve Ballard. Nice to meet you.
00:14:50 - Right, right. Sorry.
00:14:54 When I was growing up, I'd come down
00:14:58 call the cops on me.
00:15:01 - It's a joke, right? Yeah.
00:15:04 - It's a good one. Got me back.
00:15:08 Saunders, that woman is trouble.
00:15:19 - OK, we're done.
00:15:22 That's it. No. I got a twinge.
00:15:25 Dude, you should definitely call her back.
00:15:27 - Yeah? You think I should?
00:15:32 'Cause she's good to go.
00:15:34 And you haven't gone in six months.
00:15:41 Yes. Plus, what's the downside?
00:15:43 I don't know. She seems a little...
00:15:50 That's good. That's a good thing.
00:15:55 Yeah, neurotic women are hellcats in bed.
00:16:00 Plus, if she's distant,
00:16:04 Coitus maximus.
00:16:07 There's no, "Could she be the one? I'm falling
00:16:13 It's just pure carnal nirvana.
00:16:15 - Your argument's repugnant and intriguing.
00:16:35 - Hey.
00:16:39 - You're welcome.
00:16:41 Different color roses mean different things.
00:16:43 Red ones mean passion or love,
00:16:48 But I'm not saying I think
00:16:51 I mean, it's absurdly early for that.
00:16:53 But you never know. Maybe someday.
00:16:56 Or never. No pressure.
00:17:01 Let me get us a cab. Taxi.
00:17:04 Taxi.
00:17:12 It's stopping.
00:17:18 Here we go.
00:17:21 You OK?
00:17:23 At least we got a ride.
00:17:26 Can we stop by the gallery?
00:17:29 Sounds great.
00:17:37 Wow.
00:17:43 Wonder what she's looking at.
00:17:51 That's gotta hurt.
00:17:55 So what do you think?
00:17:57 It's interesting. And a little disturbing.
00:18:03 I know. It's surprising
00:18:08 Matt, I have to help people every day,
00:18:16 You're my hero.
00:18:33 I'm sorry. What is it? Tell me.
00:18:36 It's your tongue. You're using it all wrong.
00:18:42 - What are you talking about?
00:18:46 You're supposed to flick it a little.
00:18:49 I think that I was flicking it, wasn't I?
00:18:52 - No. Not enough.
00:18:55 I'm not used to having my tongue skills
00:18:58 Maybe not to your face.
00:19:02 Oh, man.
00:19:05 Let me help you.
00:19:08 Close your eyes.
00:19:13 Now do what I do.
00:19:30 So... this is my place.
00:19:35 - It's nice.
00:19:37 This is the dining room.
00:19:40 - Well, I could help with that.
00:19:43 This is my fish. That's Biggie Smalls.
00:19:46 Hi, Biggie.
00:19:48 He's never met a woman before.
00:19:53 Well, he's about to get an eyeful.
00:20:03 - Will you show me the rest of your place?
00:20:06 I'll take you over to the kitchen.
00:20:09 That's the refrigerator.
00:20:15 I'll make you anything. Yeah.
00:20:23 I'm not thirsty either.
00:20:27 - And this is the...
00:20:35 That's a great sweater. Wow.
00:20:37 What a blouse.
00:20:45 - I'm sorry. I need the...
00:20:53 She goes to the bathroom a lot.
00:21:13 I'm ready.
00:21:16 That's what I call structural integrity.
00:21:20 All right. You should have
00:21:24 You look great.
00:21:28 Let me help you with this.
00:21:34 - I must be a little nervous.
00:21:37 I got a closet full of 'em.
00:21:40 - Let's take care of these.
00:21:46 Thanks.
00:21:53 Who'd have thought we'd have ended up
00:21:57 Ain't life grand?
00:22:09 Are you ready?
00:22:12 - OK.
00:22:15 Here we go.
00:22:24 Wow.
00:22:33 OK, I get it.
00:22:36 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:22:47 Oh, goddamn.
00:22:51 OK, now I need a break.
00:23:04 I'm sorry. I'll get you a new one.
00:23:08 - A bed or a penis?
00:23:37 There are three moments
00:23:43 One, the look on my father's face
00:23:48 Two, helping a beached
00:23:55 And three,
00:23:58 you and me together, here, tonight.
00:24:03 Don't speak to me again, ever.
00:24:10 - Oh, no.
00:24:13 No, no, no.
00:24:14 Don't tell me. You have invaded the
00:24:19 What can I say? She's completely
00:24:23 - Hot, though, right?
00:24:26 I don't even know if I should tell you this.
00:24:30 I can handle it. Please?
00:24:33 - She broke my bed.
00:24:37 Busted it to pieces.
00:24:39 - And that's a good thing, right?
00:24:42 - I'm gonna see her again today.
00:24:46 No. You have sex with her once
00:24:49 Not if you get on the greatest ever roller
00:24:53 Get in line, ride two or three more times,
00:24:58 But soon you're gonna end up nauseous.
00:25:00 Hey, guys.
00:25:02 - How are you guys doing?
00:25:06 OK, I think you are gonna like this.
00:25:11 - Anything for me there?
00:25:14 - You have nice ears.
00:25:16 - No lobes, though.
00:25:19 Not me. I downloaded some Chinese phrases
00:25:25 - What do you think? Thought it might help.
00:25:29 - I thought it would help.
00:25:32 I know. I am.
00:25:33 Well, I gotta get going.
00:25:36 - You're seeing Jenny? Again?
00:25:40 - Things must really be going well.
00:25:43 Thanks. That was really thoughtful of you.
00:25:47 - I'll see you two later.
00:25:49 - See you, Matt.
00:25:51 I will.
00:25:53 - Man, he's seeing Jenny again?
00:26:06 - Matt Saunders? We're gonna take a ride.
00:26:16 Now, look.
00:26:21 What's going on?
00:26:24 - Mr. Saunders, thank you for your time.
00:26:29 Who am I? Do you watch television,
00:26:34 - Use the net for anything other than porn?
00:26:37 - Professor Bedlam.
00:26:40 Please, I am not super, I am not a villain.
00:26:44 with 10,000 times more money,
00:26:50 OK, so what do you want from me?
00:26:53 Are you seeing anyone, Mr. Saunders?
00:26:57 Are you asking me out?
00:27:00 I want you to tell me everything you know
00:27:05 - Jenny?
00:27:09 Where does she like to go?
00:27:12 What music does she listen to?
00:27:15 Is she a dog person or a cat person?
00:27:17 - Does she wear panties...
00:27:21 Now, look.
00:27:25 I just don't feel real comfortable telling you,
00:27:33 You gotta understand that, right?
00:27:35 Of course.
00:27:43 Please, someone. Help. Help.
00:27:46 Save me. Please.
00:28:01 Weasel.
00:28:13 Help. Yeah, you. You.
00:28:16 Get somebody from the Park Service.
00:28:18 Oh, jeez.
00:28:20 No. Help me. Oh, no.
00:28:24 Oh, my God.
00:28:35 - G-Girl. G-Girl, you saved me. Thank you.
00:28:39 - Hold me. Hold me.
00:28:41 - But I just wanted to...
00:28:43 OK, yeah. No looking. Got you. Roger.
00:28:54 Wow.
00:28:56 Looks like little Jenny's
00:29:02 Idiot. We don't want her to know
00:29:20 Perfect.
00:29:25 So I'm falling,
00:29:28 And just as I'm about to bite it,
00:29:31 she just catches me
00:29:35 It was unbelievable.
00:29:38 that Bedlam guy,
00:29:41 - Do you know him?
00:29:44 - That's what I was thinking.
00:29:46 G-Girl?
00:29:49 I didn't really get a good look at her,
00:29:53 - she wasn't really what I expected, you know.
00:29:56 - I don't know. She just seemed a little...
00:29:59 - Not really.
00:30:02 No, I kind of got this vibe
00:30:05 Nuts? Maybe she was a little bit preoccupied,
00:30:09 having searched the entire city to save you
00:30:11 from being squished like a bug
00:30:16 You girls all really stick together, don't you?
00:30:19 I like it. You're like one big gang.
00:30:30 - Rule number one about crossing the street?
00:30:34 That's right.
00:30:37 Jenny.
00:30:43 - One of you call 911.
00:30:48 I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:30:49 - You're not fine. How can you be fine?
00:30:54 Don't move. You probably have
00:30:57 - No, not even a scratch.
00:31:00 Did anyone see this? It's like a miracle.
00:31:06 I mean, are you sure that you're OK?
00:31:11 Yeah.
00:31:14 This is the first time
00:31:18 - Ever.
00:31:20 Yeah, it seems like a really great place.
00:31:24 I'm still just kind of wondering
00:31:28 I know.
00:31:30 I didn't expect to do this.
00:31:35 - But it's good. It's good.
00:31:39 'Cause what we have is so very, very special.
00:31:45 - I trust you.
00:31:47 There should be nothing hanging between us.
00:31:50 Especially not this, don't you think?
00:31:54 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:31:57 I'll have to show you.
00:32:13 You look nice without your glasses.
00:32:20 I'll hold them for you.
00:32:23 OK...
00:32:24 I don't know what the explanation is,
00:32:29 Unless it's one of those Crying Game things?
00:32:35 Just wait.
00:32:40 You got a G-Girl costume on.
00:32:44 Kind of went all out, didn't you?
00:32:50 And you even dyed your...
00:32:59 Wow.
00:33:03 Are you kidding me?
00:33:06 Oh, man. This is incredible.
00:33:11 - But you can't tell anyone.
00:33:14 He slept with a Victoria's Secret model,
00:33:18 - This will blow that out of the water.
00:33:20 Matt, you have to promise me
00:33:24 - Fine, you got it.
00:33:29 I swear.
00:33:31 Say you'd rather have a chain saw
00:33:35 - Is that actually a possibility?
00:33:38 I'd rather have a chain saw
00:33:42 OK.
00:33:44 So this Bedlam guy, he's like
00:33:48 He's been a pain in the butt ever since
00:33:52 You guys went to school together?
00:33:55 Wow.
00:33:56 By the way, his name's not really Bedlam.
00:33:59 It's Barry. Barry Edward Lambert.
00:34:06 Back then, we were both kind of outcasts.
00:34:10 Nerd alert. Here come the geeks.
00:34:16 So we looked out for each other.
00:34:19 It's only natural
00:34:29 We really liked each other.
00:34:32 It was close to the end of our junior year
00:34:34 when I decided it was about time
00:34:38 I mean, Barry was harmless enough.
00:34:42 I figured it might as well be him, right?
00:34:46 He was having some trouble
00:34:49 And that's when it happened.
00:34:53 Jenny.
00:35:04 Come on.
00:35:06 This is not how I planned this evening.
00:35:08 My God. Look at that.
00:35:17 It's so cool.
00:35:21 - What are you doing?
00:35:26 Don't. It could be dangerous.
00:36:37 When I got back to school, even with a wig,
00:36:40 people noticed
00:36:43 Hi, girls. My glasses.
00:36:46 And it worked for me.
00:36:50 Hey.
00:36:56 Unfortunately, Barry and I grew apart.
00:37:00 He stopped talking to me.
00:37:02 And then ignored me totally.
00:37:06 Anyway, things got worse between us
00:37:09 I committed to being a full-time superhero
00:37:12 and he fell into the evil mastermind business,
00:37:16 Wow.
00:37:17 And this whole time,
00:37:21 that there was just something
00:37:26 - Really?
00:37:31 - A supersecret.
00:37:35 - May I ask you something?
00:37:40 I just think it could
00:37:44 It's kind of a request.
00:37:53 Sure.
00:37:58 - Be right back.
00:38:11 Is this what you had in mind?
00:38:13 Yeah. That's it.
00:38:23 Matt Saunders,
00:38:31 I think you need to be brought to justice.
00:38:33 Yeah. I have been known
00:38:38 Total unrelenting justice.
00:38:47 Wow. Shit.
00:38:51 - Don't let go, all right?
00:38:55 Yeah, you got me.
00:38:57 Scared you.
00:39:03 Wow.
00:39:05 Wow, we are high.
00:39:07 - We are really, really high.
00:39:10 Jenny, you know, as fun as this is,
00:39:16 with you kind of carrying me around
00:39:20 Careful. Where are you going?
00:39:24 Be careful.
00:39:28 - I've always wanted to try this.
00:39:34 That? Wow.
00:39:38 It's drafty too.
00:39:41 What if I do this?
00:39:50 - Isn't this fun?
00:39:53 Puts a whole new twist on the mile-high club.
00:39:58 - Ready?
00:40:03 - No.
00:40:05 - Yeah, but...
00:40:08 - No.
00:40:09 - God, no.
00:40:12 Jenny.
00:40:16 Yes.
00:40:18 Yes.
00:40:21 Don't ever do that again.
00:40:27 G-Girl's hair before.
00:40:35 Watch and learn.
00:40:52 Her body is made
00:40:58 But I know your secret.
00:41:19 All right, now. G-Girl's hair after.
00:41:28 Yes. Yes.
00:41:39 - Saunders, what's wrong?
00:41:42 - Let me see.
00:41:46 - Come here. I'm good at this.
00:41:48 Hold on.
00:41:59 - How did you do that?
00:42:04 - Thanks.
00:42:09 Jenny, what...
00:42:11 What are you doing in New Jersey?
00:42:13 I called your office
00:42:16 I thought I would surprise you.
00:42:20 - Are you surprised?
00:42:29 Thanks. Good to see you.
00:42:32 - This is Jenny Johnson.
00:42:36 - Saunders talks about you all the time.
00:42:39 - I feel like I already know you.
00:42:41 'Cause I feel like I'm just getting to know you.
00:42:44 OK. Got an idea.
00:42:48 Hannah and her boyfriend Steve, I was
00:42:52 just the two couples, two happy couples,
00:42:56 - Great.
00:42:58 Great.
00:43:07 OK.
00:43:09 Bye.
00:43:14 I'm sorry, guys. I have some bad news.
00:43:19 - You got a little something right there.
00:43:23 Steve can't make it.
00:43:27 - A thong shoot emergency?
00:43:30 one bad wedgie can be fatal.
00:43:32 Yeah.
00:43:37 Where's our stupid waiter? Sir.
00:43:41 Hold on. Something's going on.
00:43:43 The Pentagon has confirmed
00:43:46 is in fact on a direct course
00:43:49 So far, all attempts to detonate or intercept
00:43:53 Great. Perfect.
00:43:55 If it strikes within the city,
00:44:01 - That does not sound good.
00:44:04 Maybe somebody should do something.
00:44:08 Yeah, like the air force.
00:44:11 So, Hannah, how long
00:44:16 Well, we started working together at Cockrum
00:44:21 We're getting reports of sporadic
00:44:25 The government has urged people
00:44:33 Gnocchi. Gnocchi sounds good.
00:44:37 I'm sorry, but what if
00:44:40 Somebody else might need to step in.
00:44:43 Maybe somebody deserves one night out
00:44:47 without having to deal
00:44:49 I think someone has earned it. Don't you?
00:44:57 Are you on a diet?
00:45:00 I don't know. I mean, shouldn't
00:45:04 Sir. Can we get some service here?
00:45:08 I think everybody's preoccupied
00:45:11 Maybe if someone
00:45:14 everyone can have a better night,
00:45:18 - You'd like that, wouldn't you?
00:45:22 In fact, I'd superappreciate it.
00:45:30 All right. Fine.
00:00:09 She's fine. She gets stressed.
00:00:13 Too late for a mass evacuation, the situation
00:00:18 But all the citizens of New York can do
00:00:25 We're now getting a live picture of the missile
00:00:32 It appears certain that... Wait, what is that?
00:00:38 It is G-Girl.
00:00:41 - She is approaching the errant missile.
00:00:47 My God.
00:00:49 She just kicked it.
00:00:52 She just deflected the missile
00:00:58 We're safe. We are safe.
00:01:12 G-Girl. G-Girl. G-Girl.
00:01:29 You know, Matt, there are some things
00:01:37 Sorry, what are you talking about?
00:01:39 You and that slut from your office - Hannah.
00:01:43 She is not a slut.
00:01:50 - You want to screw her, don't you?
00:01:54 I don't believe you.
00:01:56 Can I say something?
00:01:58 Her boyfriend's a male model, OK? A model.
00:02:02 I don't think she'd be very interested
00:02:05 I see your point.
00:02:07 So you want to screw her, you just can't,
00:02:11 No, I'm just saying that we're friends
00:02:16 Don't lie to me.
00:02:22 - What the hell did you do that for?
00:02:27 I'll pay for that, I swear.
00:02:33 OK, don't do that.
00:02:37 Don't cry, OK? It'll be OK.
00:02:41 I know I get a little crazy sometimes.
00:02:45 It's just...
00:02:49 I love you so much.
00:02:56 OK... OK...
00:03:12 - Hey.
00:03:17 Sorry.
00:03:19 Look at her. She's like a cheerleader
00:03:25 Dude, what's wrong?
00:03:29 Let's go with the lighter weight today,
00:03:33 I'm actually thinking that
00:03:38 - Oh, no.
00:03:43 - Needy, jealous...
00:03:46 ...control...
00:03:49 The truth is, I don't even love her.
00:03:55 I'm in love with somebody else.
00:03:57 You're in love with somebody else? Who?
00:04:00 Is it me? Oh, my God, it's me, isn't it?
00:04:02 I feel the same way. I totally...
00:04:07 That's not a good sign, is it?
00:04:10 - Who are you talking about?
00:04:14 But, I mean, first I have
00:04:17 - God knows how I'm gonna do that.
00:04:20 There are only two ways to successfully
00:04:25 You can either be a jerk or a weenie.
00:04:27 Now, the jerk route is simple. You're like,
00:04:33 Just like that. It's quick, it's easy, it's painless.
00:04:36 - I don't think you have the balls for it.
00:04:40 OK, good. Weenie route. Let's go with that.
00:04:43 Sit real close, keep it romantic, OK?
00:04:47 Keep a kind of a sparkle in the eye,
00:04:53 You say, "Sweetheart,
00:04:55 I think we need to take a little time off
00:05:01 Don't return any of her calls
00:05:04 Pretty soon she'll give up
00:05:07 I can't believe I actually listen to you.
00:05:09 Another thing. Make sure you do it
00:05:13 It's really difficult the other way around.
00:05:27 I was thinking, maybe we should
00:05:32 re-examine where this is going.
00:05:39 My God.
00:05:42 Are you breaking up with me?
00:05:46 No. No. Not at all.
00:05:51 I mean, I just... I think it would be wise
00:05:59 just to make sure we're on the same page.
00:06:04 So you're not saying that we should
00:06:10 No. No.
00:06:12 No, I'm not saying that.
00:06:15 OK, good. You scared me there for a second.
00:06:19 Although seeing other people might
00:06:32 My God.
00:06:36 You are breaking up with me.
00:06:38 - Jenny, it's not you, OK?
00:06:47 I know exactly what it is.
00:06:51 - You're sleeping with her.
00:06:54 - But you want to.
00:06:57 You're such a liar.
00:07:00 Look, I am not a liar, all right? You wanna
00:07:06 You're needy, jealous, manipulative.
00:07:10 - It's crazy.
00:07:17 See? That's the kind of thing I'm talking
00:07:22 Well, handle this.
00:07:26 What are you doing?
00:07:36 You are so gonna regret this.
00:07:45 Oh, man.
00:07:55 - Wednesday? Thursday?
00:07:57 Friday? Saturday? Sunday?
00:08:00 Don't speak to me.
00:08:06 Look at it this way.
00:08:09 The hard part is over.
00:08:11 I don't know. She said I'd regret it.
00:08:14 Don't worry about that. They always say that.
00:08:17 Yeah?
00:08:18 I guess you're right.
00:08:21 You know, there's something that I've been
00:08:28 - Found out what?
00:08:30 - I promise.
00:08:34 - I need you to promise me that you're not...
00:08:41 You know Jenny?
00:08:46 Yeah.
00:08:51 She's G-Girl.
00:09:00 Bullshit.
00:09:03 Bullshit.
00:09:04 Apparently, this old dog
00:09:07 My God, you have been doing G-Girl.
00:09:11 - I know. It's unbelievable. Me.
00:09:13 - I can't believe it.
00:09:15 Imagine the heat I'll have
00:09:18 Wait. Whoa. Isn't she gonna mind
00:09:23 I warned you, Matt Saunders.
00:09:26 No.
00:09:51 Watch it, dumb-ass.
00:10:09 - What's wrong?
00:10:10 What could be wrong?
00:10:14 Tell me.
00:10:17 OK. I broke up with Jenny.
00:10:21 You were right. I mean, she is
00:10:26 I should have listened to you
00:10:29 Why don't you lay off
00:10:32 Come here. I'm sorry.
00:10:35 Hannah.
00:10:38 There's been something that I've been
00:10:42 Yes?
00:10:44 It's about you and...
00:10:51 - Sorry. Are you OK?
00:10:53 I'm going through a weird phase.
00:10:55 - I saw that.
00:10:58 Nothing? You knocked her down. You hit her.
00:11:01 - Was there groping? Did he grope you?
00:11:05 An accident? OK, like a fender-bender?
00:11:07 Here, we need to talk. Come here.
00:11:11 Listen, my friend.
00:11:16 - Don't make excuses. That's the first mistake.
00:11:19 You have got to get your mind out of the
00:11:24 - I hear you, homegirl. I got it.
00:11:28 What? I don't know.
00:11:30 If the company doesn't get this project,
00:11:35 You really have a problem. Call my therapist.
00:11:38 OK, I'll call him... her.
00:11:40 - Matt.
00:11:41 - Phone call.
00:11:46 That boy has a major case of the hornies.
00:11:52 Yeah?
00:11:54 There's the young kid that zooms around
00:11:57 - It's just up here.
00:12:01 and then blew a huge hole
00:12:03 - I've never seen nothing like it.
00:12:07 We got a lot of nice cars -
00:12:10 Bitch.
00:12:12 Somebody went to a lot of trouble.
00:12:18 No. No, I don't.
00:12:20 - Somebody with a grudge against you?
00:12:26 No. No, I don't. I'm sorry.
00:12:28 - We'll let you know if it turns up.
00:12:31 - Let's get to the paperwork.
00:12:37 Gentlemen...
00:12:40 If you look closely, our model here...
00:12:44 What the hell...?
00:12:49 That's just great.
00:12:54 Shit. I just got that fixed.
00:12:57 Sorry, just came to use your telescope.
00:13:03 Wait a second. Is this all because of you?
00:13:06 Yep, that'd be me. Yes.
00:13:11 There we go.
00:13:13 Come and have a look-see.
00:13:22 I don't see any...
00:13:30 - That's real mature.
00:13:34 Why are you doing this to me?
00:13:38 I am the good guy. You are the bad guy.
00:13:42 It's been a pleasure seeing you,
00:13:46 I've got an important presentation to make,
00:13:50 I'm gonna have to say good night. You might
00:13:55 but you wanna know something?
00:14:00 Really?
00:14:22 Dick?
00:14:28 Will we begin soon?
00:14:30 I'm so sorry you've been kept waiting.
00:14:34 Just a few more minutes, please.
00:14:37 - Hi. Excuse me, hi.
00:14:41 Can you tell me why you're wearing a hat?
00:14:44 - No.
00:14:47 - Hi. How are you?
00:14:50 - Gentlemen, I give you Matt Saunders.
00:14:53 I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:14:55 OK, gentlemen.
00:15:01 OK. Our design integrates
00:15:06 from the history of Chinese culture
00:15:08 and transforms them
00:15:13 But you can see clearly
00:15:20 Sac...
00:15:24 Sacrificed, as you can see here
00:15:30 multipurpose courtyard area.
00:15:32 Exactly. Exactly. Right.
00:15:35 And with a total capacity for...
00:15:56 You are one sick bastard.
00:16:04 Oh, man. I am so, so sorry.
00:16:08 Thanks.
00:16:12 - You gotta laugh to keep from crying, right?
00:16:15 Sorry.
00:16:16 Man, no woman's ever done that to me,
00:16:20 OK, all done.
00:16:26 What happened in there?
00:16:28 It's hard to explain.
00:16:32 - Where are you going?
00:16:37 Look, if there's something wrong,
00:16:42 Look, Hannah. Please just stay
00:16:49 If something were to happen to you
00:16:52 I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
00:17:14 Damn.
00:17:20 May we come in?
00:17:22 Nice place.
00:17:29 You broke her heart, didn't you?
00:17:32 What do you need? Why are you here?
00:17:36 The same as you -
00:17:39 I want you to help me neutralize her.
00:17:42 Whatever she's done to me,
00:17:47 I didn't say "kill," I said "neutralize."
00:17:50 It's a neutral word.
00:17:53 I have developed the means
00:18:00 No powers?
00:18:02 So she'd just be another average,
00:18:08 Yeah. That's gotta be better.
00:18:11 - So what would you want me to do?
00:18:16 Help me get her when her guard is down,
00:18:19 Look, I don't mean to offend you,
00:18:24 that most people would consider to be...
00:18:26 No-nos?
00:18:28 Yes.
00:18:29 Yeah. Nothing to worry about. I'm retiring.
00:18:34 - From supervillainy?
00:18:36 That's good. Look, if you're going to retire,
00:18:40 That's what I'm gonna do.
00:18:43 Because that woman, she just won't
00:18:50 She has harassed me at every turn
00:18:54 So when you finally realize that she is not the
00:19:01 - then you give me a call.
00:19:04 All right?
00:19:10 Or you can email me
00:19:13 It's all one word.
00:19:18 I think I'll just give running away a try.
00:19:30 It's Matt. Please leave a message.
00:19:33 Matt, it's Hannah.
00:19:38 I need your help.
00:19:43 - God, I guess you're not there. Bye.
00:20:12 - Who is it?
00:20:16 Hannah. Are you OK?
00:20:20 - Is who here?
00:20:23 G-Girl? Like the superhero?
00:20:26 Yeah, G-Girl the super...
00:20:29 Why did you call me?
00:20:33 - Steve was cheating on me.
00:20:36 What?
00:20:39 Thank God that you found out
00:20:44 I am sorry.
00:20:46 Yeah, I caught him in bed
00:20:50 Actually, two other women.
00:20:52 Maybe three.
00:20:57 - Three?
00:21:00 Wow.
00:21:01 Steve was so good-looking
00:21:07 He took me to nice places
00:21:09 I don't really need to hear that.
00:21:18 The thing is,
00:21:24 Not like I have with you.
00:21:27 You've been
00:21:34 Hannah, the thing is,
00:21:37 I don't wanna be just a friend anymore.
00:21:40 - You don't?
00:21:44 Look...
00:21:47 Hannah, my life has been really crazy lately.
00:21:51 But it has made me realize
00:21:55 Seeing you at work every day, that was
00:22:00 You're the smartest,
00:22:08 And I'm completely
00:22:34 That was great. Didn't hurt at all.
00:22:39 I probably shouldn't tell you this,
00:22:46 That's not fair. I was gonna say that.
00:22:50 Sweetie.
00:22:57 Matt?
00:23:00 I hate you, Matt Saunders.
00:23:05 Get down.
00:23:44 Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?
00:23:51 I can't tell you.
00:23:53 And she was so pissed off.
00:23:56 - Are you in trouble?
00:23:59 And as long as I'm here, so are you.
00:24:01 You gotta get outside the city.
00:24:04 San Diego. Tahiti. Utah.
00:24:07 No, not Utah, Utah sucks. Anywhere else.
00:24:10 But you gotta go someplace,
00:24:13 - I don't understand.
00:24:15 If I ever see you again,
00:24:21 If?
00:24:23 Matt, wait.
00:24:58 - It's you.
00:25:02 - Right here? Where?
00:25:05 - OK.
00:25:23 Wow.
00:25:34 Look, I'm here 'cause I need your help, OK?
00:25:40 I have spent the past ten years trying
00:25:46 It is a unique type of radiation
00:25:49 Yeah, I know about the meteor in high school.
00:25:54 - She told you that?
00:25:58 Did she talk about me?
00:26:00 I mean, she said you guys were friends,
00:26:04 Bullshit. That meteorite
00:26:08 But now, I've got something
00:26:18 That?
00:26:20 The rock?
00:26:22 No, the ham. Yes, the rock.
00:26:27 A special rock.
00:26:31 I now have a rock
00:26:36 So if you got Jenny
00:26:39 It'll draw the radiation from her body,
00:26:43 Draining her of her powers permanently.
00:26:47 OK, so what do you need me for?
00:26:51 With that superhearing of hers?
00:26:54 No, I need someone who can lure her to it.
00:26:58 Someone who she has no cause to fear.
00:27:01 A weak and powerless simpleton.
00:27:04 An idiot.
00:27:21 No, all of these invoices were returned.
00:27:27 Call back.
00:27:31 And these two are supposed to be...
00:27:39 Hi.
00:27:45 Hi.
00:27:46 What's this?
00:27:48 It's just a little something
00:27:50 - Flowers?
00:27:52 You think flowers
00:27:56 No. No, I do not think that.
00:28:00 Then what the hell are you doing here?
00:28:04 OK, look. To be honest, I realize that
00:28:11 I'm desperately in love with you and I'd
00:28:23 I would.
00:28:34 God, they're beautiful.
00:28:39 - I'm sorry.
00:28:41 - Thank you.
00:28:44 What do you think about today after work
00:28:50 - and I'll make us a nice dinner?
00:29:23 Matt?
00:29:27 Matt?
00:29:32 - My God.
00:29:36 Matt, it's beautiful.
00:29:39 What is that? Is that for me?
00:29:41 It is. It's a little something I got you 'cause...
00:29:45 I wanna apologize
00:29:49 - It just wasn't right.
00:29:52 - It's true, I'm sorry.
00:29:55 No peeking, OK? I want it
00:29:59 You are amazing.
00:30:02 To second chances.
00:30:06 To second chances.
00:30:10 The man's not bad.
00:30:15 You know, deep down,
00:30:18 I had a feeling that you'd realize
00:30:22 You are wise.
00:30:26 - Do you wanna know a secret?
00:30:33 That's why I didn't kill you.
00:31:00 Matt?
00:31:02 You are the sweetest guy I've ever met.
00:31:05 - No, no, I'm not.
00:31:09 You're sweet.
00:31:11 Yummy.
00:31:15 Matt?
00:31:17 What are you doing here?
00:31:19 Me? What are you doing here?
00:31:22 You said your life was in danger.
00:31:25 - Who's that? Do we know her?
00:31:28 I don't know her.
00:31:30 You know how you tried to steal my
00:31:35 - It didn't work.
00:31:38 - Are you back with her?
00:31:39 - What?
00:31:41 Look, it's very complicated, OK?
00:31:45 How could you do this?
00:31:47 Hannah, please, just do me a favor, OK?
00:31:50 I mean, just try to have a little self-respect.
00:31:55 Matt. You are not... My God. There you are.
00:32:01 Playoff tickets. Amazing seats. You and me.
00:32:03 - Not now.
00:32:06 - Now is a terrible time, OK?
00:32:10 - Stay away from that box.
00:32:15 why don't you just run along before I have
00:32:19 - Stay away from it.
00:32:22 - Are you threatening me?
00:32:26 Yeah? What are you going to do?
00:32:30 - That's it.
00:32:35 Just do me a favor and leave
00:32:40 - My God.
00:32:44 You have been doing G-Girl?
00:32:47 - Vaughn, open the box.
00:32:53 Open the damn box.
00:32:59 It's not much of a present.
00:33:02 I'm sorry.
00:33:07 You bastard.
00:33:18 Matt, that's a weird rock.
00:33:23 A happy ending for everybody.
00:33:27 You did this? You helped him?
00:33:30 I'm really sorry.
00:33:34 Besides, Bedlam's gonna retire. It'll be OK.
00:33:39 You idiot.
00:33:43 Looks like you're done, honey.
00:33:46 You always thought
00:33:51 Now it's my turn.
00:33:53 Now I'll be the one with the powers.
00:33:57 You'll be just plain old Jenny Johnson.
00:34:01 We're having a moment here.
00:34:05 - Not so tough now, huh?
00:34:24 Hannah.
00:34:29 No. Hannah.
00:34:32 I can't even see her. We gotta get down there.
00:34:35 Oh, man.
00:34:38 I think she's dead, Matt.
00:34:40 - I'm sorry. Let her go.
00:34:43 - We gotta start the grieving process.
00:34:47 - Come here. Give me a hug, bear cub.
00:34:51 I thought you were just a jerk.
00:34:54 Now I find out you're really stupid.
00:34:56 Teaming up with Barry?
00:35:05 You broke my heart
00:35:16 Let go of my boyfriend, you crazy bitch.
00:35:20 Bring it.
00:35:28 Oh, man.
00:35:30 Yes, girl fight.
00:35:33 Stupid.
00:35:36 Matt.
00:35:46 No.
00:35:48 Hannah.
00:35:50 Hannah, are you OK?
00:35:53 No.
00:36:02 You rat.
00:36:07 Matt. Matt, Matt, are you OK?
00:36:37 Wow.
00:36:42 Hannah, stop. Come on, stop.
00:36:44 - Are you OK?
00:36:46 I'm fine too. I thought I twinged my knee,
00:36:49 Come on. Forget about them. Let's go.
00:36:53 Come on.
00:36:58 They're gonna kill each other. This way.
00:37:04 - It's you.
00:37:06 As a matter of fact, I am.
00:37:10 They went down there.
00:37:30 Stop.
00:37:33 Look at yourself.
00:37:41 Jenny... Jenny,
00:37:45 Please.
00:37:47 Just give me that, OK?
00:37:50 There you go. Just give it to me.
00:37:52 Wow. That was a lot heavier than I thought.
00:37:57 Hi.
00:37:59 Look, God knows
00:38:04 And I'm sorry if I ever hurt you.
00:38:07 And yeah, I know what we had
00:38:11 And at times it was great.
00:38:14 But it wasn't love, all right?
00:38:20 You're a great girl.
00:38:25 - You do.
00:38:27 And I know who the perfect guy for you is.
00:38:33 Professor.
00:38:37 - What?
00:38:41 - Go on, Professor, tell her.
00:38:43 She's my mortal enemy?
00:38:46 - Come on, Barry, please.
00:38:51 It's true. This guy,
00:38:55 There are pictures of you
00:38:59 This guy, he is hooked on you.
00:39:04 Is that true?
00:39:12 Come on. You gotta open your heart to her.
00:39:18 It may be a little true.
00:39:23 OK, OK, that's a good start.
00:39:28 All right, all right.
00:39:30 It's completely true.
00:39:34 I love you.
00:39:37 I've always loved you.
00:39:40 But if you love me so much, then how come
00:39:44 Because you hurt me. Because you
00:39:50 You ignored me.
00:39:53 You left me behind.
00:39:57 So I thought if I had the powers,
00:40:03 the way I have always loved you.
00:40:11 Are you sure?
00:40:14 Do you really love me?
00:40:20 Yeah.
00:40:35 It's over. Can you believe it?
00:40:38 I can't believe that fight.
00:40:39 I still think she'd kick my butt,
00:40:42 You saved my ass in there.
00:40:46 And I'm really sorry
00:40:49 - but I was just trying to protect you.
00:40:54 Good.
00:40:55 - My God, my hair.
00:40:59 Here, try this on.
00:41:01 Thanks.
00:41:04 See? Adorable.
00:41:07 - Yes, you are.
00:41:09 Come here.
00:41:12 - Tight.
00:41:14 - It's OK.
00:41:18 You and me both. And you know, we're going
00:41:24 - Talk? You mean...
00:41:28 Just 'cause you have 'em doesn't mean
00:41:33 You're a little scared of me.
00:41:36 What? Scared?
00:41:39 Come here.
00:41:50 Are you ready?
00:41:52 Yeah. I am. I'm ready.
00:41:56 OK. Here we go.
00:42:04 OK, all right, I got it.
00:42:13 - Hold on, I think I tweaked something.
00:42:28 What the hell were you doing?
00:42:32 Sorry. Sorry.
00:42:49 I brought it down for you.
00:42:57 You've done so much for us.
00:43:01 - How...? How...?
00:43:03 Most of that will just buff right out.
00:43:11 - I'll fix that.
00:43:14 Rocket launchers, laser cannons,
00:43:19 - Do you hear something?
00:43:21 - There's a 747 in trouble.
00:43:26 You need a hand?
00:43:30 - A hand?
00:43:33 I never had any help.
00:43:36 - Could be some heavy lifting.
00:43:39 - OK.
00:43:41 - Yes.
00:43:47 OK, ready. Here I go.
00:43:57 Yeah.
00:44:00 - Love you, honey.
00:44:05 What are we gonna do with this stuff?
00:44:09 - Sure.
00:46:13 My God. You really do have superpowers.
00:46:18 Yeah. Well, it helps
00:46:22 in two years, three months,
00:46:28 OK, now. I got one more in me. Here we go.
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