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00:00:38 # Squeal if you want to #
00:00:41 # You shouldn't
00:00:45 # It could be rocks
00:00:48 # It could be anything
00:00:51 # And I heard about
00:00:55 # Because I saw it on
00:00:58 # You came down,
00:01:01 # Down, down, down...
00:01:32 # Comes down, down, down... #
00:01:37 # Like a dive-bomb. #
00:01:49 Dear, Boney D.
00:01:55 # Down, down, down
00:02:03 Well, should there
00:02:07 Quiet, you.
00:02:09 Piece of cake.
00:02:16 All right, let's go.
00:02:21 - One.
00:02:23 - Two...
00:02:25 Two... three.
00:02:36 - Are you happy?
00:02:40 - Faber?
00:02:43 Give me that.
00:02:48 - I don't believe it.
00:02:50 - You got perfect scores.
00:02:54 I guess I test well.
00:02:57 Yes.
00:03:00 You know what this means,
00:03:03 A big screw up a SAT Central?
00:03:05 Free refills?
00:03:07 No, we can all be
00:03:11 Would you like that?
00:03:12 Me and you,
00:03:19 Sounds a little hectic.
00:03:30 How come you
00:03:41 MAN: All right,
00:03:43 Ladies and Gentlemen...
00:03:46 Calculus is not for wimps.
00:03:49 28% of you did not pass
00:03:52 Miss Natatio,
00:03:57 Mr. Buchanan, I've seen
00:04:02 Mr. Faber, knock it off,
00:04:11 Mr. Boomer...
00:04:16 You were flying high,
00:04:20 Excuse me, Mr. Mueller?
00:04:21 Did you fall asleep
00:04:24 Is there terriorion involved?
00:04:27 You're going down in flames.
00:04:30 ( Bell Rings )
00:04:33 Don't forget, have your parents
00:04:36 You know the drill.
00:04:45 You wanted to see me, Mr...?
00:04:51 You can take your form back.
00:04:56 What? Mr. Mueller,
00:05:00 17 thousand excellent students
00:05:03 86% don't get in.
00:05:06 Up until now
00:05:08 Up until now
00:05:12 I'll try harder.
00:05:14 Well, I won't hold my breath.
00:05:19 Close the door on your way out.
00:06:06 ( Screams )
00:06:11 Good one.
00:06:14 I'm sorry.
00:06:18 Sometimes you just
00:06:21 I know how you feel.
00:06:30 ( Shouting )
00:06:34 How was that?
00:06:38 Miss...?
00:06:52 Hi, guys.
00:06:55 Another Kim O'Brien
00:06:58 The rules are:
00:07:00 - No sex.
00:07:02 You know I just have to say it.
00:07:05 Those are the three
00:07:07 I'm gonna go say "hi" to Jen.
00:07:09 Remember, we must dance.
00:07:11 - I'll see you later.
00:07:17 You look "Super" tonight, Kim.
00:07:21 Thanks.
00:07:24 Oh, my God.
00:07:28 "Super". I said, "Super."
00:07:31 Yes, you did.
00:07:32 I don't know what's
00:07:35 every time I get
00:07:37 I turn into Greg Brady
00:07:39 # ...I'm turning Japanese,
00:07:41 # I really think so #
00:07:47 - Do you want to dance?
00:07:50 - Great.
00:08:04 NUN: Paul?
00:08:12 Paul? Where are you going?
00:08:26 Why do we come
00:08:29 I don't know. I guess to appreciate
00:08:34 Mr. Smooth.
00:08:39 There's something
00:08:41 - Oh, no.
00:08:42 Don't make me.
00:08:52 - So?
00:08:56 - Okay.
00:08:57 Are you still cold?
00:09:01 No, this is nice.
00:09:05 I mean.
00:09:21 What are you doing?
00:09:23 - I'm ready.
00:09:26 - I thought...
00:09:30 I'm sorry.
00:09:33 Just... let's go.
00:09:38 Paul?
00:09:42 Paul?
00:09:44 - Oh, there you are.
00:09:47 I've been looking for you.
00:09:56 Thank God. I can't talk now,
00:10:00 Drive.
00:10:11 - So, you and Kirsten...
00:10:15 - What happened?
00:10:20 I thought they wanted
00:10:22 I mean I pulled it out
00:10:26 - There's a time limit?
00:10:30 RADIO ANNOUNCER:
00:10:35 Oh, yes,
00:10:44 - Did you see that?
00:10:46 - We're going back.
00:10:50 Probably. At least we'll
00:10:59 Wow! Look at that.
00:11:02 Yeah, a '66 Corvette Stingray.
00:11:04 Shh, shh!
00:11:09 - Hi, you need some help?
00:11:16 - Yeah, we're cool.
00:11:21 Wait, you are the guy
00:11:23 Yeah, hi.
00:11:27 Thanks.
00:11:30 What reservoir? Is there a reservoir
00:11:51 What kind of asshole
00:11:55 - I don't know.
00:12:00 Thanks for stopping.
00:12:03 Hi, I'm Todd.
00:12:06 Hey, that has got to be
00:12:11 Yeah, well. It's my husband's.
00:12:15 If you're cold, there's a jacket
00:12:19 Oh, yeah, thanks,
00:12:21 I got wet standing out there.
00:12:27 - Can we take you anywhere?
00:12:33 - Nowhere.
00:12:36 Me too, nowhere.
00:12:42 Okay, fine.
00:12:48 Thank you.
00:12:51 - Here you are.
00:12:54 Your lobster.
00:12:56 This is not right.
00:12:58 There's something
00:13:00 By weird, you mean we're hanging
00:13:03 - then yes, this is weird.
00:13:07 Woo... whoo.
00:13:08 Well, they're sending a tow truck
00:13:12 Oh, great. Excellent.
00:13:18 So, what were you guys doing,
00:13:22 We were down at the beach,
00:13:25 "Shindig?" "Shindig?"
00:13:28 When did you start
00:13:30 I don't usually say "shindig"
00:13:34 He doesn't.
00:13:35 I don't think
00:13:37 He hasn't.
00:13:41 You guys.
00:13:43 You want to order some food and
00:13:45 Oh... yeah.
00:13:52 Peggy.
00:13:55 So, what does one do
00:13:58 It's kind of been
00:14:00 There's a lot of anxiety reiection.
00:14:03 It's "super."
00:14:06 Are you okay?
00:14:08 Ice cream headache.
00:14:10 He gets them all the time.
00:14:29 I'm sorry.
00:14:31 I haven't had it ages.
00:14:35 Vicky, what do you do?
00:14:39 I'm kinda between
00:14:44 Music, studying, sculpting.
00:14:48 Sculpting?
00:14:52 Kind of a hobby of mine.
00:14:54 Cool.
00:14:58 Yes... yes...
00:15:00 He did it.
00:15:04 Great. Let's go.
00:15:12 - And eleven cents. Thanks.
00:15:14 Shouldn't you at least let us
00:15:17 If you want to.
00:15:19 ( Counting to Himself )
00:15:20 About $2.75.
00:15:23 Oh, dude, she dusted you.
00:15:27 Math degree University of Vermon.
00:15:34 Math degree?
00:15:42 TODD: So, do you know
00:15:46 Yeah.
00:15:50 See, I tanked
00:15:54 and if I don't pass this course
00:15:59 Come on,
00:16:01 No, it's true.
00:16:03 Gees, Todd,
00:16:08 Uh... sorry, guys...
00:16:10 ...squirrel.
00:16:25 Well, here he is.
00:16:28 Do you need us to
00:16:30 No, I'm fine. Really.
00:16:35 I was really having
00:16:38 ...but you...
00:16:41 ...you're... anyway.
00:16:44 I should go.
00:16:49 Bye, Fader.
00:16:51 Bye.
00:17:04 - Amazing.
00:17:10 Vicky...
00:17:15 ...about calculus.
00:17:18 You think I could
00:17:22 I...
00:17:23 Please, I don't have much time left.
00:17:30 I... I'll think about it.
00:17:32 Yeah? Great, thanks.
00:17:35 Call me, I'm listed.
00:17:40 Okay, good night.
00:17:49 - Boomer with two Os.
00:17:52 Yeah, as in "moron."
00:18:19 Trick or treat.
00:18:41 It's kinda late, isn't it?
00:18:44 Why are you still up?
00:18:47 It's not the best day
00:18:53 I mean,
00:18:57 I'm disappointed.
00:18:59 I'm-- I'm angry.
00:19:03 And I'm sad... that the one thing
00:19:07 ...is just, it's slipping
00:19:10 - Dad, it's just one--
00:19:15 We've worked so hard for this...
00:19:18 ...and Harvard is there.
00:19:20 On a platter,
00:19:23 and you're just blowing it.
00:19:25 I know. That's why
00:19:30 What did you say?
00:19:32 Dad, I've got to kiss ass
00:19:34 I should get some help.
00:19:36 You're going to get a tutor?
00:19:39 That's great. That's great.
00:19:42 Actually, I've got it
00:19:47 You did?
00:20:14 Hi...
00:20:16 Thanks for meeting me here.
00:20:20 The answers to your math final...
00:20:23 are hidden somewhere on my body.
00:20:29 Find them.
00:20:34 That's my wife, punk.
00:20:54 What is this,
00:20:56 Yes, Weasel,
00:21:00 Cake.
00:21:05 Well, finally hit
00:21:08 She drives me insane.
00:21:10 I'm going to move out
00:21:12 Cabin?
00:21:14 Faber, that's not a cabin,
00:21:17 You realize this.
00:21:19 Banana.
00:21:26 So, have you spoken to Kirsten?
00:21:29 No. But guess who called.
00:21:34 She called?
00:21:36 She called.
00:21:38 - Who called?
00:21:47 Um... I was thinking about
00:21:50 Yeah, me too.
00:21:53 No, I'm sorry.
00:21:57 Oh, no. Everything's cool.
00:22:00 Really?
00:22:02 I guess I just need
00:22:07 Time is good.
00:22:12 But, not too much time, okay?
00:23:04 But that is what therapy is for.
00:23:07 No, Ellen, I disagree.
00:23:10 I think it does qualify
00:23:15 ( Doorbell Rings )
00:23:16 - I'll get it.
00:23:24 - Hello.
00:23:27 Yes. Whatever it is
00:23:31 ...or give generously to.
00:23:35 Actually, I'm Todd's tutor, Vicky.
00:23:38 - You're Todd's tutor?
00:23:43 Come in.
00:23:49 Suddenly I understand
00:23:52 Elaine, come meet Todd's tutor.
00:23:56 Coming.
00:23:57 - Hi, Todd.
00:24:01 Vicky, could I ask you to
00:24:05 - Sure.
00:24:07 Elvis?
00:24:11 Ellen, if you checked
00:24:13 ...you can check yourself out.
00:24:15 I'll be right with you.
00:24:17 Does she know anything
00:24:20 or are you just going
00:24:22 - ...and have a party?
00:24:25 I don't know.
00:24:28 All right.
00:24:32 Vicky, would it be okay if
00:24:37 just to make sure
00:24:40 ( Softly ) He's going to
00:24:47 Okay. If 3A over five represents
00:24:50 ...applied to a moving object...
00:24:52 ...what equation
00:24:56 Hold on, Ellen.
00:25:00 Dad...
00:25:04 Three fifths
00:25:12 Okay. We're going to be
00:25:15 You guys have fun.
00:25:17 I guess I was expecting someone...
00:25:20 a little more mature.
00:25:22 Are you kidding? Todd is going
00:25:25 to impress a woman like that.
00:25:28 Do you really think
00:25:31 For me, no. But I'm just
00:25:34 She's older,
00:25:37 ...and that can be
00:25:39 if you go for
00:25:42 I don't go for that
00:25:49 Okay, I thought we'd start off
00:25:51 and see what went wrong.
00:25:53 # This is how it all begins... #
00:25:54 - What are you doing?
00:25:57 # a simple look across a room... #
00:25:59 ( Music Continues )
00:26:05 I have no idea what you just said.
00:26:15 Exactly.
00:26:17 Do you have anything to drink?
00:26:20 Sure, let's see what we have.
00:26:23 Yeah.
00:26:24 We've got lemonade and
00:26:28 Would scotch be possible?
00:26:37 Scotch would be so possible
00:26:40 Thanks.
00:26:45 So what else do you do,
00:26:49 I don't know... drawing.
00:26:53 I draw a comic for
00:26:57 - Really.
00:27:02 No, it sounds great.
00:27:06 What? I'm not supposed
00:27:09 Oh, no. Stay, please.
00:27:14 - Here.
00:27:24 ( Buzzer Sounds )
00:27:26 Oh, that's my meat.
00:27:29 Oh, I should let you
00:27:31 No, no. I'm not going
00:27:34 I mean, there's no meat in it...
00:27:39 No, actually,
00:27:43 Are you really leaving?
00:27:45 Yes, I'm really leaving, Todd.
00:27:48 Well, thanks for you help.
00:27:53 Sure.
00:27:55 It kinda felt good
00:27:59 You know, I'm just glad
00:28:02 So, why don't you give me a call
00:28:06 All right?
00:28:16 There's only three things
00:28:19 My computer,
00:28:23 And women.
00:28:26 Hey, women will make
00:28:28 ...as soon as I learn to speak
00:28:34 - So, come on. What happened?
00:28:37 And that's it?
00:28:39 Yeah. It was probably
00:28:42 It made me want to have
00:28:45 Ooh, I love what
00:28:47 Bite me.
00:28:49 WOMAN'S VOICE:
00:28:52 God!
00:28:53 Please, get in here right now!
00:28:56 Note the beauty of the fully-
00:29:02 ( Music Blares )
00:29:04 Paul, turn that
00:29:10 Paul, get in here.
00:29:14 ( Shouting )
00:29:17 Mr. Bodine,
00:29:20 Mr. Freed,
00:29:24 Mr. Fader,
00:29:28 Mr. Boomer, getting the wind
00:29:31 Mr. McAdams, failing.
00:29:35 # Give me laughing gas... #
00:29:37 # Give me novocaine... #
00:29:40 # Give me fast release... #
00:29:42 # Ease the pain... #
00:29:44 ( Phone Still Ringing )
00:29:53 ( Turns Music Down )
00:29:55 - Hello.
00:29:59 - Hi, how are you?
00:30:03 We got an 89
00:30:06 We?
00:30:07 Yeah, we're in this
00:30:11 Okay.
00:30:14 So, you think you could
00:30:18 - Tonight?
00:30:21 We're talking Titanic here.
00:30:24 Okay, how about 6:00?
00:30:27 Great. I'll see you later.
00:30:33 - Hey.
00:30:35 - How goes it?
00:30:37 Ooh, look at that.
00:30:40 - Yeah, she's great.
00:30:42 Actually, she's really hideous.
00:30:44 Really ugly, fat.
00:30:46 - That's gross.
00:30:49 Well, that's what counts.
00:30:51 Oh, I've got to go to history.
00:30:53 Well, those who fail
00:30:56 ...are doomed to repeat it.
00:30:58 Exactly. Don't forget it's
00:31:00 I can't make it.
00:31:05 Is something wrong?
00:31:08 Why?
00:31:10 I don't know.
00:31:14 I'm sorry. I'll try to get
00:31:18 I promise. It's just--
00:31:26 ( Knocking )
00:31:29 Yes?
00:31:32 Hi.
00:31:34 Are you ready
00:31:38 My parents are downstairs.
00:31:41 Oh, yeah.
00:31:50 ( Ringing )
00:31:55 Hello?
00:31:57 Chowder head,
00:32:01 Where are you?
00:32:03 Sorry, I can't make it.
00:32:05 Didn't Kirsten tell you?
00:32:07 She's not here. Guess I'm
00:32:10 Well, maybe I can
00:32:21 I think maybe you should stop one
00:32:24 ( Doorbell Ringing )
00:32:26 Just a sec.
00:32:30 Todd's tutor is here.
00:32:34 MR. BOOMER:
00:32:37 Do you like hockey?
00:32:40 I don't know much about it.
00:32:43 Well, sit down,
00:32:46 Jack is forgetting that
00:32:49 Right, right.
00:32:51 - It's probably quieter up there.
00:32:54 She's a nice girl, huh?
00:33:02 ( Knocking )
00:33:06 - Hi, is this cool?
00:33:09 I didn't know
00:33:13 Wow! Wild room.
00:33:16 Thanks. Have a seat.
00:33:23 These are great.
00:33:26 - You did these?
00:33:28 You're very good.
00:33:31 - Do you like 'em?
00:33:38 Here, take it.
00:33:41 Yeah? Thanks.
00:33:52 Here's your stack, Faber.
00:33:54 - Thanks, Hank.
00:34:01 Guess who.
00:34:02 Cindy Crawford,
00:34:06 Ya! Well, it's just me.
00:34:10 I'm thrilled. I didn't think
00:34:12 Are you kidding?
00:34:14 I thought maybe
00:34:20 Oh! I guess he's all wrapped
00:34:25 Yeah... he's obsessed.
00:34:29 So, next time we'll start
00:34:33 Do you think you could give me
00:34:36 Um... sure, I owe you one.
00:34:43 - You made this?
00:34:46 I'd like to see the rest
00:34:49 Oh I don't really show my art.
00:34:51 Well, Can it really be considered art it
00:34:54 Isn't that more like library
00:34:58 You're right...
00:35:00 I'll think about it.
00:35:11 I don't know, I get around
00:35:14 I mean, I'd like
00:35:18 my brain just fills
00:35:22 - I just can't do it.
00:35:25 Don't worry about Kim,
00:35:27 Yeah, it's different
00:35:32 Anyway...
00:35:34 Hey, there's Faber.
00:35:41 - Who's that?
00:35:44 Well, she seems sure.
00:35:47 Faber, Vicky, from the car
00:35:52 Sure, sure, Vicky this is Kirsten.
00:35:57 - Hi.
00:35:58 VICKY: Todd was hoping
00:36:01 KIRSTEN: Todd's here?
00:36:02 Yeah, sorry.
00:36:06 I shouldn't have said that.
00:36:07 Hi, guys.
00:36:13 I see you met Vicky.
00:36:16 Yeah, though I didn't see any foam
00:36:23 - Kirsten.
00:36:25 Oh, no, it's my fault.
00:36:30 Kirsten, there's nothing going on.
00:36:35 Then why lie to me?
00:36:36 What, I'm not mature enough to
00:36:39 Give me a break, Todd.
00:36:42 I don't know why I lied.
00:36:44 Kirsten, come on.
00:36:47 - Just forget it.
00:36:59 ( Saxophone Solo )
00:37:40 Get ready, Faber.
00:37:44 Come on, man.
00:37:47 Is she pissed?
00:37:53 No, not really.
00:37:55 I know I screwed things up
00:37:59 I love this. You gathered
00:38:03 climbed into the pot and now
00:38:07 ( Horn Honks )
00:38:15 Why does my life seem like a bad
00:38:19 Incoming.
00:38:26 Go away. Go away. Go away.
00:38:30 Thank God.
00:38:33 I mean, Vicky's talented, smart,
00:38:37 Kirsten is what,
00:38:40 No, no.
00:38:45 I don't know.
00:38:47 Shit.
00:38:53 Nice stop, Pele.
00:38:55 I'm a natural athlete.
00:39:16 I got it. I got it.
00:39:24 Yes.
00:39:35 Has he said anything to you?
00:39:39 No, not really.
00:39:46 I'm sure he's said something,
00:39:52 Which I understand.
00:39:53 Well, you're my friend, too.
00:39:58 You're a sweetheart.
00:40:01 - Give me a hug.
00:40:04 Look out!
00:40:09 Sorry.
00:40:10 Somebody want to get that?
00:40:16 Where are you-- Faber?
00:40:18 This will come out with club soda.
00:40:20 - Mr. Todd Boomer.
00:40:24 Nice to meet you.
00:40:26 - No, no...
00:40:28 Not until the interviewer sits
00:40:34 I've looked over your
00:40:37 what can you tell me
00:40:40 that I'm not going to find
00:40:42 Well, I value friendship,
00:40:47 What about your passions?
00:40:52 Breasts. I really love breasts.
00:40:56 You just don't want
00:40:59 - Dad, I'm kidding.
00:41:00 I'm kidding, relax.
00:41:06 What about your passions?
00:41:11 Drawing.
00:41:13 I really love to draw.
00:41:17 I draw a comic strip
00:41:20 I don't know,
00:41:23 that's when I feel the most "me".
00:41:29 I feel really proud
00:41:36 That's great.
00:41:41 The boat is trravelling
00:41:45 ...at 25 feet per second.
00:41:48 ...of the angle of deflection?
00:41:50 Oh, Mr. Mueller.
00:41:52 No, no. Come on.
00:41:55 Boomer?
00:42:00 The rate of change is...
00:42:04 .04 radius.
00:42:06 Yes. Three pointer at the buzzer.
00:42:10 Everybody see that?
00:42:20 Hello?
00:42:22 Vicky, hi, it's Todd.
00:42:24 Oh, hi, Todd. I was just
00:42:27 You were? Look, I had a really
00:42:32 I mean, we got some
00:42:36 Yeah. Oh,did you work
00:42:40 Kirsten? No, not really.
00:42:43 Look, are we still on
00:42:47 Yeah, and actually
00:42:51 what you said about
00:42:55 And, uh... why don't
00:42:59 Really?
00:43:00 Yeah, it's 12 Chabber Lane.
00:43:03 Sure. Great. Great.
00:43:08 - Okay. Bye.
00:43:21 Ellen, I thought they stopped
00:43:25 It sounds drastic.
00:43:28 I've got to go to Vicky's.
00:43:32 Wait. Todd is going to his tutor's
00:43:35 She has to take care of her dog,
00:43:39 Whoa! Hey. Is Mr. Mueller
00:43:44 It's not beyond the realm
00:43:52 He was wearing cologne.
00:44:16 Wow. You did all of this?
00:44:20 I can't believe you go through all this
00:44:25 No, it's just for me.
00:44:28 I mean, I'd love to show my work...
00:44:30 but people might hate it
00:44:35 I don't think you're crazy.
00:44:38 My husband certainly does.
00:44:44 You two don't get along,
00:44:49 Well, let's put it this way:
00:44:52 What have you spent,
00:44:56 Yeah.
00:44:58 That's about a minute and a half
00:45:04 Why do you stay?
00:45:09 That's a good question.
00:45:13 Could we not talk about this?
00:45:17 Okay. You know, you should
00:45:21 Yeah.
00:45:24 Well, anyway.
00:45:26 Wait, I have something for you.
00:45:39 - Here, a present.
00:45:45 Why?
00:45:47 For letting me help you.
00:45:50 Shouldn't I be giving
00:45:53 - Come on, open it.
00:45:56 It's Boney D.
00:46:04 Wow. This is amazing.
00:46:14 No, Todd.
00:46:18 Of course not.
00:46:21 Todd, what is the big
00:46:25 I thought you told me your
00:46:29 Most people wish they had something
00:46:33 I mean, you shouldn't waste that.
00:46:38 Look who's talking.
00:46:43 Touche.
00:46:49 So you're going to play
00:46:52 No, you're not.
00:46:54 Oh, you did.
00:46:57 You dog.
00:47:00 Wait, I've got an idea.
00:47:03 No. What are you doing?
00:47:05 I'm turning you into your
00:47:09 Oh, man.
00:47:11 Okay, now bark.
00:47:14 Bark?
00:47:18 ( Barks )
00:47:21 - No.
00:47:24 ( Growling )
00:47:44 Wait a minute, wait.
00:47:54 Could you...
00:48:10 Is this happening?
00:48:22 Oh!
00:49:38 Hey, you'd better go now.
00:49:42 Your parents might not believe
00:49:44 you wanted to spend
00:49:49 Right.
00:49:58 You know, I never
00:50:03 but I really love math.
00:50:14 I'd better go.
00:50:32 It was, I don't know...
00:50:36 Well, I'm sure you do. You just
00:50:39 No, it's not like that.
00:50:43 I wouldn't get too deep, Todd.
00:50:47 No, look, I've heard this guy's
00:50:51 I'm not going to feel bad
00:50:56 No, no. As long as
00:50:57 That's all that matters.
00:50:59 Jealous much? Gees.
00:51:02 That has nothing...
00:51:04 I thought you would be
00:51:06 Come on, Faber.
00:51:11 I gotta get home.
00:51:16 You should be happy for me.
00:51:31 He's gone.
00:51:37 I'm sorry.
00:52:13 Kirsten.
00:52:16 Hey, wake up.
00:52:20 Shit, oh, I have to call my mom.
00:52:23 I'm sorry. I should have
00:52:27 Oh, no, no, it's okay.
00:52:30 She'll get over it.
00:52:33 What are you doing?
00:52:35 Morning breath.
00:52:37 I know, me too.
00:53:23 What am I supposed to say?
00:53:34 Hey, mind if I join you?
00:53:40 - Kirsten, what's wrong?
00:53:43 Wait, let's talk about this.
00:53:45 You figured you were just going
00:53:48 if I blew away then good, you won't
00:53:51 I don't know what
00:53:53 Because you fucked your
00:53:55 ( Room Quiets )
00:54:11 ( Laughing )
00:54:14 ( Bell Rings )
00:54:24 You told Kirsten about Vicky.
00:54:27 - I didn't tell her.
00:54:30 You told her.
00:54:32 What is that supposed to mean?
00:54:38 She was in my room
00:54:43 What? Why didn't you tell me?
00:54:48 What, you snaked Kirsten?
00:54:50 I didn't snake her.
00:54:53 Yet? Yet? What's that
00:54:56 Nice ethics, nice friend.
00:54:59 You blew her off some fantasy
00:55:01 and didn't even have
00:55:04 I didn't know it was over.
00:55:06 I didn't know this was going
00:55:09 Hey!
00:55:10 What the hell
00:55:14 You girls want to fight,
00:55:17 And make yourselves useful,
00:55:19 my car's parked in a out front
00:55:21 Keep an eye on it.
00:55:23 Yes, sir.
00:55:29 Since when did you start
00:55:32 When did you forget
00:55:34 I can't believe you're
00:55:37 - Oh, my God.
00:55:40 That's Vicky's car...
00:55:45 Oh, my God.
00:55:48 Oh, my God.
00:55:51 This is a '66 Corvette Stingray,
00:55:55 Don't touch.
00:55:57 - Nice car, sir.
00:56:00 Yeah, she's my lucky charm.
00:56:03 Check these babies out.
00:56:06 I'm going to catch me some dinner
00:56:11 I'll see you tomorrow, boys.
00:56:17 I think I need to sit down.
00:56:30 I guess you won't be getting
00:56:51 ( Sound of Electric Grinder )
00:56:58 You shouldn't just show up.
00:57:01 He's not here.
00:57:06 No, Mrs. Mueller.
00:57:11 - Todd...
00:57:17 I don't know.
00:57:20 It didn't seem
00:57:24 Vicky, what are we going to do?
00:57:30 I can't be with you.
00:57:34 I know.
00:57:49 How could you mary--
00:57:53 ( Laughing )
00:57:55 What? It's not funny.
00:58:02 He wasn't always like that.
00:58:12 You should probably go.
00:58:28 I guess it had to end
00:58:32 Yeah...
00:58:33 you'd better go now.
00:58:42 ( Loud Clank )
00:58:52 - MR. MUELLER: Vicky...
00:58:56 What?
00:59:00 Vick...
00:59:04 - Who's that?
00:59:07 - Roy?
00:59:10 Oh shit. Oh, God.
00:59:16 Get behind the shelves.
00:59:24 Hey, quit working
00:59:28 Look, look what I got...
00:59:34 ...dinner.
00:59:37 I'll just clean these up
00:59:39 Well, can't we wait a while?
00:59:42 You're not hungry?
00:59:45 Eat yours later.
00:59:47 Boy, I'm telling you,
00:59:51 I could have cleaned out
00:59:54 ( Metal Clanks )
01:00:01 Mr. Sherman, the earth
01:00:04 gave me these things
01:00:07 - Sounds great...
01:00:10 ( Loud Crash )
01:00:13 Christ man, watch yourself.
01:00:15 Drinking?
01:00:17 No, I just lost my balance.
01:00:21 Yeah, okay.
01:00:24 Tell you what,
01:00:26 That way I don't have to worry
01:00:34 - Oh, one other thing...
01:00:38 There's this kid in my
01:00:44 Yeah?
01:00:45 I'm going to write him
01:00:47 but my printer's screwed up.
01:00:49 I'll be in in a second and
01:00:55 Hurry.
01:01:08 I think I will call next time.
01:01:59 Good night.
01:02:01 "Oh, good night, Dad."
01:02:05 You seem pretty miserable tonight.
01:02:09 What, are you worried about
01:02:12 Forget about it.
01:02:16 Great. Great.
01:02:19 Actually, that's the least
01:02:23 Yeah? Want to talk
01:02:25 I wouldn't know where to begin.
01:02:27 Come on. Give me a try.
01:02:31 Okay.
01:02:33 I slept with someone's wife,
01:02:36 and now I'm afraid he might
01:02:38 I thought you said
01:02:44 Yanking my chain,
01:02:47 Oh, Dad, of course I am,
01:02:52 - I'll see you.
01:02:58 ...remember when I told you
01:03:05 Yes.
01:03:07 - I meant that.
01:03:18 Well, you've screwed
01:03:21 No, I never have, no.
01:03:27 Yeah, once or twice.
01:03:33 Well, all I can tell you
01:03:37 ...it's just you.
01:03:39 So, I would face up to it.
01:03:43 'cause I guarantee you the longer
01:03:49 Does that help?
01:03:52 Yeah. Thanks, Dad.
01:03:59 You're going to kill them.
01:04:01 You're going to massacre them.
01:04:12 Transcript and scores.
01:04:15 Everything appears to be in order.
01:04:21 Good grades. Good SAT's,
01:04:24 some interesting activates.
01:04:26 I tell you, I am
01:04:32 Yes, sir?
01:04:33 It says here that you are
01:04:38 Is that right?
01:04:53 - Mr. Boomer...
01:04:58 Big day today, huh?
01:05:02 Oh, yes, sir.
01:05:04 I wanted to catch you
01:05:08 Do you have something
01:05:09 What is that, sir?
01:05:13 Found this at my house last night?
01:05:15 Got any ideas how it got there?
01:05:18 You and my wife...?
01:05:22 Well, you see...
01:05:23 And you honestly thought
01:05:29 Okay, it was a mistake.
01:05:34 No, no, Mr. Boomer,
01:05:37 - Sir?
01:05:39 Ah-ha!
01:05:41 I can't believe you
01:05:43 you could get tutored by my wife
01:05:45 That was pretty silly
01:05:48 I'm-- frankly,
01:05:50 I'm glad to know
01:05:52 Anyway, look, I know you wanted me
01:05:57 It's okay to get
01:05:59 It shows initiative.
01:06:04 Well, I hoped you would be, sir.
01:06:08 In fact, I decided to write
01:06:17 Thank you.
01:06:19 Don't tank on the final.
01:06:21 Absolutely not.
01:06:24 She's good, isn't she?
01:06:31 She's the best, sir.
01:07:08 Hi.
01:07:09 Hi!
01:07:11 Is everybody afraid to sit next
01:07:15 Well, not everyone.
01:07:17 No, I'm fearless man.
01:07:26 I wanted to speak with you
01:07:31 Yeah, I really appreciate
01:07:36 Well...
01:07:40 I thought we should
01:07:45 Is there an "us?"
01:07:48 Well, I'd like there to be.
01:07:56 Should we "us?"
01:08:04 Faber, you know I think
01:08:09 You know if I was going to "us"
01:08:16 But I really need some
01:08:17 you know, for a while,
01:08:20 just for now.
01:08:25 Hey, it would kill me to
01:08:31 Never happen.
01:08:34 Okay.
01:08:45 Mr. Bodine, your brain could easily
01:08:49 Ms. O'Brien, two words
01:08:54 ...want to guess?
01:08:57 "Brain Dead."
01:08:59 People, let me make
01:09:03 I'm not happy you're
01:09:08 It makes me feel like
01:09:13 Why do I come down on you so hard?
01:09:21 Case in point, Mr. Boomer here,
01:09:25 he was flushing a near
01:09:27 I rattled his cage...
01:09:30 Now look at him,
01:09:33 Poised to go to
01:09:35 So, if I tick you off,
01:09:40 Use that. Prove that I'm wrong.
01:09:44 Work harder.
01:09:49 ( Bell Rings )
01:10:10 - Mr. Mueller...
01:10:15 I appreciate what you said
01:10:18 Don't let it go to your head.
01:10:22 The point is that
01:10:24 I really don't agree with
01:10:28 That's your prerogative.
01:10:31 People don't deserve
01:10:34 Your wife taught me that.
01:10:42 Vicky may be good with math,
01:10:45 but I wouldn't take any
01:11:03 You slept with her,
01:11:08 Sir?
01:11:11 Vicky... you slept with her.
01:11:22 Yes.
01:11:28 Yes.
01:11:44 ( Tires Screeching )
01:11:55 ( Ringing )
01:12:01 - Hi, this is Vicky...
01:12:04 Leave a message after the beep and
01:12:06 Vicky, it's Todd. Pick up the phone.
01:12:09 I didn't mean to.
01:12:11 I just told him, I'm sorry.
01:12:13 If you get this message
01:12:15 Please, right now.
01:12:26 Shit! Shit! Shit!
01:12:31 ( Music Blaring )
01:12:43 Hi, honey, I'm home.
01:12:47 Rough day at the office?
01:12:50 No, same old, same old...
01:12:53 Some kid... slept with my wife!
01:12:59 ( Metal Crashing - Roy Shouting )
01:13:02 What's the matter with you?
01:13:03 - I'm sorry.
01:13:09 One of my students, Vicky!
01:13:12 You not only ruined my marriage...
01:13:15 Now you're trying
01:13:18 Roy, stop it. Stop it!
01:13:22 Stop it!
01:13:24 Enough!
01:13:27 Uh-oh, looks who's here...
01:13:33 Mary, you fucked up.
01:13:36 Never open an umbrella indoors.
01:13:41 Very bad luck.
01:13:43 Okay, Mr. Mueller,
01:13:46 Wait, Todd, this is between
01:13:48 It's between me too.
01:13:50 Oh, boy, I underestimated you,
01:13:56 I thought I had you
01:13:58 You don't have the brains or the guts
01:14:01 But, you're gifted.
01:14:05 Tutoring's just the tip of it.
01:14:08 You improved your scores and
01:14:11 all without me knowing it.
01:14:14 Then I write you the
01:14:17 Ha, ha! That's genius.
01:14:23 Yeah, you're a wizard.
01:14:28 You must be very proud, huh?
01:14:34 Well, shake my hand.
01:14:37 Roy...
01:14:39 Shut up.
01:14:42 Let's put this behind us.
01:14:58 I'm sorry.
01:15:02 Is he gone?
01:15:05 Yeah. You were really
01:15:09 Yeah...
01:15:11 Though your choice in weapons
01:15:15 Well, you know, if he would
01:15:25 I'm sorry.
01:15:29 I'm actually grateful.
01:15:33 I should have gotten out
01:15:36 What are you going to do now?
01:15:40 Well...
01:15:42 I think I'm going
01:15:47 ...try this art thing.
01:15:57 I'm going to miss you.
01:16:18 - Here, a souvenir.
01:16:22 Your Harvard recommendation.
01:16:34 - What time is it?
01:16:38 My interview is at 4:00.
01:16:44 Bye.
01:16:50 - Go.
01:16:53 Good luck.
01:17:14 Look out, coming through.
01:17:18 Todd Boomer...
01:17:22 - Did Todd Boomer check in yet?
01:17:26 I'm here.
01:17:29 - Todd Boomer...
01:17:34 Okay, need a minute?
01:17:37 - No, no, I'm fine.
01:17:44 Calculus teacher.
01:17:50 Todd, looks like you're
01:17:53 No, I'm fine, really.
01:17:57 Please.
01:18:00 Well I've gone over your stats
01:18:09 But, I'll be honest, you're not
01:18:17 I don't see you making
01:18:21 Not unless the chess club
01:18:31 Todd, let me ask you something.
01:18:35 Why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:18:39 I guess my dad and I always
01:18:43 He looks up to the students
01:18:50 What I'm getting at is...
01:18:52 why do you want to go to Harvard?
01:19:02 Look, I've been pointed here
01:19:10 And now that I'm here...
01:19:14 Look, I know Harvard
01:19:17 it's the greatest, right?
01:19:24 I'm really not quite
01:19:44 Now, just remember, eye contact,
01:19:49 A firm handshake's
01:19:51 Okay, Dad. Thanks, I know.
01:20:31 Hey, how did it go, Buddy?
01:20:33 Hello?
01:20:39 Oh, my God. What happened?
01:20:41 I got punched.
01:20:43 Hang on, Ellen.
01:20:45 Todd got punched
01:20:47 I didn't get punched
01:20:49 No, wait, that's wrong.
01:20:51 I need to talk to you
01:20:56 This is pretty important.
01:21:04 You said it was important.
01:21:08 I don't really know how
01:21:14 You don't want to go
01:21:19 No, no.
01:21:21 I was thinking about applying
01:21:31 I should let you two
01:21:38 Todd, can I ask you a question?
01:21:42 Why didn't you tell
01:21:45 Why didn't you tell me
01:21:47 I don't think I really knew
01:21:53 - You're upset.
01:21:59 A little.
01:22:07 It's your decision.
01:22:19 - Yes.
01:22:22 You're doing very poorly.
01:22:24 You know, this game was
01:22:28 ...before they put
01:22:33 Oh, wait. Yes. Yes.
01:22:38 - I'll be right back.
01:22:40 Don't leave me, Faber.
01:22:43 Hey, what's going on?
01:22:48 Jesus, what happened to you?
01:22:53 - Did Mueller do that?
01:22:57 It's going to take a major pancake
01:23:00 I'll buy.
01:23:06 You need to talk to Kirsten?
01:23:09 Yeah.
01:23:13 Well, I'm going to build
01:23:18 Thanks man. You're the best.
01:23:27 So, how did you know was here?
01:23:29 "Diner night."
01:23:32 Of course.
01:23:35 - So, I made a decision.
01:23:42 I'm not going to Harvard.
01:23:46 Really?
01:23:52 I figured art school would be
01:23:55 Yeah, I think you're right.
01:24:02 That's not what I wanted
01:24:14 I guess what I wanted to say was,
01:24:20 I know I hurt you and
01:24:26 I guess all I'm asking for is that
01:24:40 Never happen.
01:25:12 You know, I'm really going to miss
01:25:15 Yeah, me too.
01:25:17 I wonder where we'll be in ten years.
01:25:20 Well, you will be working
01:25:23 on interactive 3D
01:25:29 My shed will be totally decked out
01:25:37 Okay, and me?
01:25:39 Okay, the place, New York.
01:25:42 The event, the book
01:25:45 wildly successful
01:25:50 "Wildly successful"...
01:25:54 What about me?
01:25:57 "Do you want fries with
01:26:01 Okay.
01:26:04 Okay, 2,008 we all meet back
01:26:08 What do you say?
01:26:11 Never happen.
01:26:12 Guys, come on, work with me.
01:26:24 Captioned by Aruna Jayamaha