My Teacher s Wife
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# Squeal if you want to # |
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# You shouldn't |
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# It could be rocks |
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# It could be anything |
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# And I heard about |
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# Because I saw it on |
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# You came down, |
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# Down, down, down... |
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# Comes down, down, down... # |
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# Like a dive-bomb. # |
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Dear, Boney D. |
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# Down, down, down |
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Well, should there |
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Quiet, you. |
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Piece of cake. |
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All right, let's go. |
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- One. |
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- Two... |
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Two... three. |
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- Are you happy? |
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- Faber? |
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Give me that. |
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- I don't believe it. |
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- You got perfect scores. |
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I guess I test well. |
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Yes. |
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You know what this means, |
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A big screw up a SAT Central? |
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Free refills? |
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No, we can all be |
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Would you like that? |
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Me and you, |
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Sounds a little hectic. |
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How come you |
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MAN: All right, |
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Ladies and Gentlemen... |
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Calculus is not for wimps. |
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28% of you did not pass |
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Miss Natatio, |
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Mr. Buchanan, I've seen |
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Mr. Faber, knock it off, |
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Mr. Boomer... |
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You were flying high, |
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Excuse me, Mr. Mueller? |
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Did you fall asleep |
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Is there terriorion involved? |
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You're going down in flames. |
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( Bell Rings ) |
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Don't forget, have your parents |
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You know the drill. |
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You wanted to see me, Mr...? |
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You can take your form back. |
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What? Mr. Mueller, |
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17 thousand excellent students |
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86% don't get in. |
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Up until now |
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Up until now |
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I'll try harder. |
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Well, I won't hold my breath. |
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Close the door on your way out. |
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( Screams ) |
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Good one. |
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I'm sorry. |
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Sometimes you just |
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I know how you feel. |
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( Shouting ) |
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How was that? |
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Miss...? |
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Hi, guys. |
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Another Kim O'Brien |
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The rules are: |
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- No sex. |
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You know I just have to say it. |
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Those are the three |
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I'm gonna go say "hi" to Jen. |
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Remember, we must dance. |
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- I'll see you later. |
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You look "Super" tonight, Kim. |
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Thanks. |
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Oh, my God. |
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"Super". I said, "Super." |
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Yes, you did. |
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I don't know what's |
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every time I get |
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I turn into Greg Brady |
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# ...I'm turning Japanese, |
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# I really think so # |
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- Do you want to dance? |
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- Great. |
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NUN: Paul? |
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Paul? Where are you going? |
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Why do we come |
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I don't know. I guess to appreciate |
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Mr. Smooth. |
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There's something |
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- Oh, no. |
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Don't make me. |
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- So? |
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- Okay. |
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Are you still cold? |
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No, this is nice. |
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I mean. |
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What are you doing? |
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- I'm ready. |
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- I thought... |
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I'm sorry. |
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Just... let's go. |
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Paul? |
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Paul? |
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- Oh, there you are. |
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I've been looking for you. |
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Thank God. I can't talk now, |
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Drive. |
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- So, you and Kirsten... |
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- What happened? |
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I thought they wanted |
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I mean I pulled it out |
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- There's a time limit? |
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RADIO ANNOUNCER: |
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Oh, yes, |
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- Did you see that? |
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- We're going back. |
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Probably. At least we'll |
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Wow! Look at that. |
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Yeah, a '66 Corvette Stingray. |
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Shh, shh! |
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- Hi, you need some help? |
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- Yeah, we're cool. |
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Wait, you are the guy |
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Yeah, hi. |
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Thanks. |
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What reservoir? Is there a reservoir |
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What kind of asshole |
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- I don't know. |
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Thanks for stopping. |
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Hi, I'm Todd. |
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Hey, that has got to be |
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Yeah, well. It's my husband's. |
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If you're cold, there's a jacket |
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Oh, yeah, thanks, |
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I got wet standing out there. |
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- Can we take you anywhere? |
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- Nowhere. |
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Me too, nowhere. |
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Okay, fine. |
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Thank you. |
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- Here you are. |
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Your lobster. |
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This is not right. |
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There's something |
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By weird, you mean we're hanging |
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- then yes, this is weird. |
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Woo... whoo. |
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Well, they're sending a tow truck |
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Oh, great. Excellent. |
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So, what were you guys doing, |
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We were down at the beach, |
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"Shindig?" "Shindig?" |
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When did you start |
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I don't usually say "shindig" |
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He doesn't. |
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I don't think |
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He hasn't. |
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You guys. |
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You want to order some food and |
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Oh... yeah. |
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Peggy. |
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So, what does one do |
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It's kind of been |
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There's a lot of anxiety reiection. |
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It's "super." |
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Are you okay? |
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Ice cream headache. |
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He gets them all the time. |
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I'm sorry. |
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I haven't had it ages. |
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Vicky, what do you do? |
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I'm kinda between |
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Music, studying, sculpting. |
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Sculpting? |
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Kind of a hobby of mine. |
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Cool. |
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Yes... yes... |
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He did it. |
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Great. Let's go. |
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- And eleven cents. Thanks. |
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Shouldn't you at least let us |
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If you want to. |
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( Counting to Himself ) |
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About $2.75. |
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Oh, dude, she dusted you. |
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Math degree University of Vermon. |
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Math degree? |
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TODD: So, do you know |
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Yeah. |
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See, I tanked |
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and if I don't pass this course |
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Come on, |
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No, it's true. |
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Gees, Todd, |
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Uh... sorry, guys... |
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...squirrel. |
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Well, here he is. |
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Do you need us to |
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No, I'm fine. Really. |
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I was really having |
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...but you... |
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...you're... anyway. |
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I should go. |
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Bye, Fader. |
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Bye. |
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- Amazing. |
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Vicky... |
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...about calculus. |
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You think I could |
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I... |
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Please, I don't have much time left. |
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I... I'll think about it. |
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Yeah? Great, thanks. |
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Call me, I'm listed. |
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Okay, good night. |
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- Boomer with two Os. |
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Yeah, as in "moron." |
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Trick or treat. |
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It's kinda late, isn't it? |
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Why are you still up? |
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It's not the best day |
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I mean, |
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I'm disappointed. |
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I'm-- I'm angry. |
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And I'm sad... that the one thing |
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...is just, it's slipping |
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- Dad, it's just one-- |
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We've worked so hard for this... |
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...and Harvard is there. |
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On a platter, |
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and you're just blowing it. |
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I know. That's why |
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What did you say? |
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Dad, I've got to kiss ass |
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I should get some help. |
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You're going to get a tutor? |
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That's great. That's great. |
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Actually, I've got it |
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You did? |
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Hi... |
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Thanks for meeting me here. |
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The answers to your math final... |
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are hidden somewhere on my body. |
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Find them. |
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That's my wife, punk. |
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What is this, |
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Yes, Weasel, |
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Cake. |
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Well, finally hit |
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She drives me insane. |
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I'm going to move out |
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Cabin? |
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Faber, that's not a cabin, |
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You realize this. |
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Banana. |
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So, have you spoken to Kirsten? |
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No. But guess who called. |
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She called? |
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She called. |
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- Who called? |
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Um... I was thinking about |
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Yeah, me too. |
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No, I'm sorry. |
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Oh, no. Everything's cool. |
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Really? |
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I guess I just need |
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Time is good. |
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But, not too much time, okay? |
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But that is what therapy is for. |
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No, Ellen, I disagree. |
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I think it does qualify |
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( Doorbell Rings ) |
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- I'll get it. |
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- Hello. |
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Yes. Whatever it is |
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...or give generously to. |
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Actually, I'm Todd's tutor, Vicky. |
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- You're Todd's tutor? |
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Come in. |
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Suddenly I understand |
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Elaine, come meet Todd's tutor. |
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Coming. |
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- Hi, Todd. |
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Vicky, could I ask you to |
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- Sure. |
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Elvis? |
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Ellen, if you checked |
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...you can check yourself out. |
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I'll be right with you. |
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Does she know anything |
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or are you just going |
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- ...and have a party? |
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I don't know. |
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All right. |
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Vicky, would it be okay if |
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just to make sure |
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( Softly ) He's going to |
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Okay. If 3A over five represents |
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...applied to a moving object... |
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...what equation |
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Hold on, Ellen. |
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Dad... |
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Three fifths |
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Okay. We're going to be |
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You guys have fun. |
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I guess I was expecting someone... |
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a little more mature. |
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Are you kidding? Todd is going |
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to impress a woman like that. |
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Do you really think |
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For me, no. But I'm just |
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She's older, |
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...and that can be |
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if you go for |
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I don't go for that |
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Okay, I thought we'd start off |
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and see what went wrong. |
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# This is how it all begins... # |
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- What are you doing? |
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# a simple look across a room... # |
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( Music Continues ) |
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I have no idea what you just said. |
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Exactly. |
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Do you have anything to drink? |
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Sure, let's see what we have. |
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Yeah. |
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We've got lemonade and |
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Would scotch be possible? |
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Scotch would be so possible |
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Thanks. |
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So what else do you do, |
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I don't know... drawing. |
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I draw a comic for |
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- Really. |
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No, it sounds great. |
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What? I'm not supposed |
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Oh, no. Stay, please. |
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- Here. |
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( Buzzer Sounds ) |
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Oh, that's my meat. |
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Oh, I should let you |
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No, no. I'm not going |
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I mean, there's no meat in it... |
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No, actually, |
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Are you really leaving? |
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Yes, I'm really leaving, Todd. |
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Well, thanks for you help. |
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Sure. |
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It kinda felt good |
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You know, I'm just glad |
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So, why don't you give me a call |
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All right? |
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There's only three things |
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My computer, |
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And women. |
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Hey, women will make |
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...as soon as I learn to speak |
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- So, come on. What happened? |
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And that's it? |
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Yeah. It was probably |
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It made me want to have |
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Ooh, I love what |
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Bite me. |
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WOMAN'S VOICE: |
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God! |
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Please, get in here right now! |
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Note the beauty of the fully- |
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( Music Blares ) |
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Paul, turn that |
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Paul, get in here. |
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( Shouting ) |
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Mr. Bodine, |
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Mr. Freed, |
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Mr. Fader, |
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Mr. Boomer, getting the wind |
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Mr. McAdams, failing. |
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# Give me laughing gas... # |
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# Give me novocaine... # |
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# Give me fast release... # |
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# Ease the pain... # |
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( Phone Still Ringing ) |
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( Turns Music Down ) |
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- Hello. |
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- Hi, how are you? |
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We got an 89 |
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We? |
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Yeah, we're in this |
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Okay. |
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So, you think you could |
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- Tonight? |
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We're talking Titanic here. |
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Okay, how about 6:00? |
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Great. I'll see you later. |
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- Hey. |
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- How goes it? |
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Ooh, look at that. |
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- Yeah, she's great. |
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Actually, she's really hideous. |
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Really ugly, fat. |
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- That's gross. |
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Well, that's what counts. |
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Oh, I've got to go to history. |
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Well, those who fail |
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...are doomed to repeat it. |
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Exactly. Don't forget it's |
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I can't make it. |
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Is something wrong? |
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Why? |
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I don't know. |
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I'm sorry. I'll try to get |
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I promise. It's just-- |
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( Knocking ) |
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Yes? |
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Hi. |
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Are you ready |
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My parents are downstairs. |
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Oh, yeah. |
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( Ringing ) |
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Hello? |
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Chowder head, |
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Where are you? |
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Sorry, I can't make it. |
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Didn't Kirsten tell you? |
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She's not here. Guess I'm |
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Well, maybe I can |
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I think maybe you should stop one |
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( Doorbell Ringing ) |
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Just a sec. |
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Todd's tutor is here. |
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MR. BOOMER: |
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Do you like hockey? |
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I don't know much about it. |
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Well, sit down, |
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Jack is forgetting that |
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Right, right. |
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- It's probably quieter up there. |
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She's a nice girl, huh? |
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( Knocking ) |
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- Hi, is this cool? |
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I didn't know |
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Wow! Wild room. |
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Thanks. Have a seat. |
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These are great. |
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- You did these? |
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You're very good. |
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- Do you like 'em? |
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Here, take it. |
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Yeah? Thanks. |
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Here's your stack, Faber. |
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- Thanks, Hank. |
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Guess who. |
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Cindy Crawford, |
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Ya! Well, it's just me. |
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I'm thrilled. I didn't think |
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Are you kidding? |
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I thought maybe |
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Oh! I guess he's all wrapped |
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Yeah... he's obsessed. |
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So, next time we'll start |
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Do you think you could give me |
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Um... sure, I owe you one. |
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- You made this? |
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I'd like to see the rest |
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Oh I don't really show my art. |
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Well, Can it really be considered art it |
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Isn't that more like library |
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You're right... |
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I'll think about it. |
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I don't know, I get around |
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I mean, I'd like |
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my brain just fills |
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- I just can't do it. |
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Don't worry about Kim, |
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Yeah, it's different |
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Anyway... |
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Hey, there's Faber. |
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- Who's that? |
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Well, she seems sure. |
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Faber, Vicky, from the car |
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Sure, sure, Vicky this is Kirsten. |
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- Hi. |
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VICKY: Todd was hoping |
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KIRSTEN: Todd's here? |
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Yeah, sorry. |
00:36:06 |
I shouldn't have said that. |
00:36:07 |
Hi, guys. |
00:36:13 |
I see you met Vicky. |
00:36:16 |
Yeah, though I didn't see any foam |
00:36:23 |
- Kirsten. |
00:36:25 |
Oh, no, it's my fault. |
00:36:30 |
Kirsten, there's nothing going on. |
00:36:35 |
Then why lie to me? |
00:36:36 |
What, I'm not mature enough to |
00:36:39 |
Give me a break, Todd. |
00:36:42 |
I don't know why I lied. |
00:36:44 |
Kirsten, come on. |
00:36:47 |
- Just forget it. |
00:36:59 |
( Saxophone Solo ) |
00:37:40 |
Get ready, Faber. |
00:37:44 |
Come on, man. |
00:37:47 |
Is she pissed? |
00:37:53 |
No, not really. |
00:37:55 |
I know I screwed things up |
00:37:59 |
I love this. You gathered |
00:38:03 |
climbed into the pot and now |
00:38:07 |
( Horn Honks ) |
00:38:15 |
Why does my life seem like a bad |
00:38:19 |
Incoming. |
00:38:26 |
Go away. Go away. Go away. |
00:38:30 |
Thank God. |
00:38:33 |
I mean, Vicky's talented, smart, |
00:38:37 |
Kirsten is what, |
00:38:40 |
No, no. |
00:38:45 |
I don't know. |
00:38:47 |
Shit. |
00:38:53 |
Nice stop, Pele. |
00:38:55 |
I'm a natural athlete. |
00:39:16 |
I got it. I got it. |
00:39:24 |
Yes. |
00:39:35 |
Has he said anything to you? |
00:39:39 |
No, not really. |
00:39:46 |
I'm sure he's said something, |
00:39:52 |
Which I understand. |
00:39:53 |
Well, you're my friend, too. |
00:39:58 |
You're a sweetheart. |
00:40:01 |
- Give me a hug. |
00:40:04 |
Look out! |
00:40:09 |
Sorry. |
00:40:10 |
Somebody want to get that? |
00:40:16 |
Where are you-- Faber? |
00:40:18 |
This will come out with club soda. |
00:40:20 |
- Mr. Todd Boomer. |
00:40:24 |
Nice to meet you. |
00:40:26 |
- No, no... |
00:40:28 |
Not until the interviewer sits |
00:40:34 |
I've looked over your |
00:40:37 |
what can you tell me |
00:40:40 |
that I'm not going to find |
00:40:42 |
Well, I value friendship, |
00:40:47 |
What about your passions? |
00:40:52 |
Breasts. I really love breasts. |
00:40:56 |
You just don't want |
00:40:59 |
- Dad, I'm kidding. |
00:41:00 |
I'm kidding, relax. |
00:41:06 |
What about your passions? |
00:41:11 |
Drawing. |
00:41:13 |
I really love to draw. |
00:41:17 |
I draw a comic strip |
00:41:20 |
I don't know, |
00:41:23 |
that's when I feel the most "me". |
00:41:29 |
I feel really proud |
00:41:36 |
That's great. |
00:41:41 |
The boat is trravelling |
00:41:45 |
...at 25 feet per second. |
00:41:48 |
...of the angle of deflection? |
00:41:50 |
Oh, Mr. Mueller. |
00:41:52 |
No, no. Come on. |
00:41:55 |
Boomer? |
00:42:00 |
The rate of change is... |
00:42:04 |
.04 radius. |
00:42:06 |
Yes. Three pointer at the buzzer. |
00:42:10 |
Everybody see that? |
00:42:20 |
Hello? |
00:42:22 |
Vicky, hi, it's Todd. |
00:42:24 |
Oh, hi, Todd. I was just |
00:42:27 |
You were? Look, I had a really |
00:42:32 |
I mean, we got some |
00:42:36 |
Yeah. Oh,did you work |
00:42:40 |
Kirsten? No, not really. |
00:42:43 |
Look, are we still on |
00:42:47 |
Yeah, and actually |
00:42:51 |
what you said about |
00:42:55 |
And, uh... why don't |
00:42:59 |
Really? |
00:43:00 |
Yeah, it's 12 Chabber Lane. |
00:43:03 |
Sure. Great. Great. |
00:43:08 |
- Okay. Bye. |
00:43:21 |
Ellen, I thought they stopped |
00:43:25 |
It sounds drastic. |
00:43:28 |
I've got to go to Vicky's. |
00:43:32 |
Wait. Todd is going to his tutor's |
00:43:35 |
She has to take care of her dog, |
00:43:39 |
Whoa! Hey. Is Mr. Mueller |
00:43:44 |
It's not beyond the realm |
00:43:52 |
He was wearing cologne. |
00:44:16 |
Wow. You did all of this? |
00:44:20 |
I can't believe you go through all this |
00:44:25 |
No, it's just for me. |
00:44:28 |
I mean, I'd love to show my work... |
00:44:30 |
but people might hate it |
00:44:35 |
I don't think you're crazy. |
00:44:38 |
My husband certainly does. |
00:44:44 |
You two don't get along, |
00:44:49 |
Well, let's put it this way: |
00:44:52 |
What have you spent, |
00:44:56 |
Yeah. |
00:44:58 |
That's about a minute and a half |
00:45:04 |
Why do you stay? |
00:45:09 |
That's a good question. |
00:45:13 |
Could we not talk about this? |
00:45:17 |
Okay. You know, you should |
00:45:21 |
Yeah. |
00:45:24 |
Well, anyway. |
00:45:26 |
Wait, I have something for you. |
00:45:39 |
- Here, a present. |
00:45:45 |
Why? |
00:45:47 |
For letting me help you. |
00:45:50 |
Shouldn't I be giving |
00:45:53 |
- Come on, open it. |
00:45:56 |
It's Boney D. |
00:46:04 |
Wow. This is amazing. |
00:46:14 |
No, Todd. |
00:46:18 |
Of course not. |
00:46:21 |
Todd, what is the big |
00:46:25 |
I thought you told me your |
00:46:29 |
Most people wish they had something |
00:46:33 |
I mean, you shouldn't waste that. |
00:46:38 |
Look who's talking. |
00:46:43 |
Touche. |
00:46:49 |
So you're going to play |
00:46:52 |
No, you're not. |
00:46:54 |
Oh, you did. |
00:46:57 |
You dog. |
00:47:00 |
Wait, I've got an idea. |
00:47:03 |
No. What are you doing? |
00:47:05 |
I'm turning you into your |
00:47:09 |
Oh, man. |
00:47:11 |
Okay, now bark. |
00:47:14 |
Bark? |
00:47:18 |
( Barks ) |
00:47:21 |
- No. |
00:47:24 |
( Growling ) |
00:47:44 |
Wait a minute, wait. |
00:47:54 |
Could you... |
00:48:10 |
Is this happening? |
00:48:22 |
Oh! |
00:49:38 |
Hey, you'd better go now. |
00:49:42 |
Your parents might not believe |
00:49:44 |
you wanted to spend |
00:49:49 |
Right. |
00:49:58 |
You know, I never |
00:50:03 |
but I really love math. |
00:50:14 |
I'd better go. |
00:50:32 |
It was, I don't know... |
00:50:36 |
Well, I'm sure you do. You just |
00:50:39 |
No, it's not like that. |
00:50:43 |
I wouldn't get too deep, Todd. |
00:50:47 |
No, look, I've heard this guy's |
00:50:51 |
I'm not going to feel bad |
00:50:56 |
No, no. As long as |
00:50:57 |
That's all that matters. |
00:50:59 |
Jealous much? Gees. |
00:51:02 |
That has nothing... |
00:51:04 |
I thought you would be |
00:51:06 |
Come on, Faber. |
00:51:11 |
I gotta get home. |
00:51:16 |
You should be happy for me. |
00:51:31 |
He's gone. |
00:51:37 |
I'm sorry. |
00:52:13 |
Kirsten. |
00:52:16 |
Hey, wake up. |
00:52:20 |
Shit, oh, I have to call my mom. |
00:52:23 |
I'm sorry. I should have |
00:52:27 |
Oh, no, no, it's okay. |
00:52:30 |
She'll get over it. |
00:52:33 |
What are you doing? |
00:52:35 |
Morning breath. |
00:52:37 |
I know, me too. |
00:53:23 |
What am I supposed to say? |
00:53:34 |
Hey, mind if I join you? |
00:53:40 |
- Kirsten, what's wrong? |
00:53:43 |
Wait, let's talk about this. |
00:53:45 |
You figured you were just going |
00:53:48 |
if I blew away then good, you won't |
00:53:51 |
I don't know what |
00:53:53 |
Because you fucked your |
00:53:55 |
( Room Quiets ) |
00:54:11 |
( Laughing ) |
00:54:14 |
( Bell Rings ) |
00:54:24 |
You told Kirsten about Vicky. |
00:54:27 |
- I didn't tell her. |
00:54:30 |
You told her. |
00:54:32 |
What is that supposed to mean? |
00:54:38 |
She was in my room |
00:54:43 |
What? Why didn't you tell me? |
00:54:48 |
What, you snaked Kirsten? |
00:54:50 |
I didn't snake her. |
00:54:53 |
Yet? Yet? What's that |
00:54:56 |
Nice ethics, nice friend. |
00:54:59 |
You blew her off some fantasy |
00:55:01 |
and didn't even have |
00:55:04 |
I didn't know it was over. |
00:55:06 |
I didn't know this was going |
00:55:09 |
Hey! |
00:55:10 |
What the hell |
00:55:14 |
You girls want to fight, |
00:55:17 |
And make yourselves useful, |
00:55:19 |
my car's parked in a out front |
00:55:21 |
Keep an eye on it. |
00:55:23 |
Yes, sir. |
00:55:29 |
Since when did you start |
00:55:32 |
When did you forget |
00:55:34 |
I can't believe you're |
00:55:37 |
- Oh, my God. |
00:55:40 |
That's Vicky's car... |
00:55:45 |
Oh, my God. |
00:55:48 |
Oh, my God. |
00:55:51 |
This is a '66 Corvette Stingray, |
00:55:55 |
Don't touch. |
00:55:57 |
- Nice car, sir. |
00:56:00 |
Yeah, she's my lucky charm. |
00:56:03 |
Check these babies out. |
00:56:06 |
I'm going to catch me some dinner |
00:56:11 |
I'll see you tomorrow, boys. |
00:56:17 |
I think I need to sit down. |
00:56:30 |
I guess you won't be getting |
00:56:51 |
( Sound of Electric Grinder ) |
00:56:58 |
You shouldn't just show up. |
00:57:01 |
He's not here. |
00:57:06 |
No, Mrs. Mueller. |
00:57:11 |
- Todd... |
00:57:17 |
I don't know. |
00:57:20 |
It didn't seem |
00:57:24 |
Vicky, what are we going to do? |
00:57:30 |
I can't be with you. |
00:57:34 |
I know. |
00:57:49 |
How could you mary-- |
00:57:53 |
( Laughing ) |
00:57:55 |
What? It's not funny. |
00:58:02 |
He wasn't always like that. |
00:58:12 |
You should probably go. |
00:58:28 |
I guess it had to end |
00:58:32 |
Yeah... |
00:58:33 |
you'd better go now. |
00:58:42 |
( Loud Clank ) |
00:58:52 |
- MR. MUELLER: Vicky... |
00:58:56 |
What? |
00:59:00 |
Vick... |
00:59:04 |
- Who's that? |
00:59:07 |
- Roy? |
00:59:10 |
Oh shit. Oh, God. |
00:59:16 |
Get behind the shelves. |
00:59:24 |
Hey, quit working |
00:59:28 |
Look, look what I got... |
00:59:34 |
...dinner. |
00:59:37 |
I'll just clean these up |
00:59:39 |
Well, can't we wait a while? |
00:59:42 |
You're not hungry? |
00:59:45 |
Eat yours later. |
00:59:47 |
Boy, I'm telling you, |
00:59:51 |
I could have cleaned out |
00:59:54 |
( Metal Clanks ) |
01:00:01 |
Mr. Sherman, the earth |
01:00:04 |
gave me these things |
01:00:07 |
- Sounds great... |
01:00:10 |
( Loud Crash ) |
01:00:13 |
Christ man, watch yourself. |
01:00:15 |
Drinking? |
01:00:17 |
No, I just lost my balance. |
01:00:21 |
Yeah, okay. |
01:00:24 |
Tell you what, |
01:00:26 |
That way I don't have to worry |
01:00:34 |
- Oh, one other thing... |
01:00:38 |
There's this kid in my |
01:00:44 |
Yeah? |
01:00:45 |
I'm going to write him |
01:00:47 |
but my printer's screwed up. |
01:00:49 |
I'll be in in a second and |
01:00:55 |
Hurry. |
01:01:08 |
I think I will call next time. |
01:01:59 |
Good night. |
01:02:01 |
"Oh, good night, Dad." |
01:02:05 |
You seem pretty miserable tonight. |
01:02:09 |
What, are you worried about |
01:02:12 |
Forget about it. |
01:02:16 |
Great. Great. |
01:02:19 |
Actually, that's the least |
01:02:23 |
Yeah? Want to talk |
01:02:25 |
I wouldn't know where to begin. |
01:02:27 |
Come on. Give me a try. |
01:02:31 |
Okay. |
01:02:33 |
I slept with someone's wife, |
01:02:36 |
and now I'm afraid he might |
01:02:38 |
I thought you said |
01:02:44 |
Yanking my chain, |
01:02:47 |
Oh, Dad, of course I am, |
01:02:52 |
- I'll see you. |
01:02:58 |
...remember when I told you |
01:03:05 |
Yes. |
01:03:07 |
- I meant that. |
01:03:18 |
Well, you've screwed |
01:03:21 |
No, I never have, no. |
01:03:27 |
Yeah, once or twice. |
01:03:33 |
Well, all I can tell you |
01:03:37 |
...it's just you. |
01:03:39 |
So, I would face up to it. |
01:03:43 |
'cause I guarantee you the longer |
01:03:49 |
Does that help? |
01:03:52 |
Yeah. Thanks, Dad. |
01:03:59 |
You're going to kill them. |
01:04:01 |
You're going to massacre them. |
01:04:12 |
Transcript and scores. |
01:04:15 |
Everything appears to be in order. |
01:04:21 |
Good grades. Good SAT's, |
01:04:24 |
some interesting activates. |
01:04:26 |
I tell you, I am |
01:04:32 |
Yes, sir? |
01:04:33 |
It says here that you are |
01:04:38 |
Is that right? |
01:04:53 |
- Mr. Boomer... |
01:04:58 |
Big day today, huh? |
01:05:02 |
Oh, yes, sir. |
01:05:04 |
I wanted to catch you |
01:05:08 |
Do you have something |
01:05:09 |
What is that, sir? |
01:05:13 |
Found this at my house last night? |
01:05:15 |
Got any ideas how it got there? |
01:05:18 |
You and my wife...? |
01:05:22 |
Well, you see... |
01:05:23 |
And you honestly thought |
01:05:29 |
Okay, it was a mistake. |
01:05:34 |
No, no, Mr. Boomer, |
01:05:37 |
- Sir? |
01:05:39 |
Ah-ha! |
01:05:41 |
I can't believe you |
01:05:43 |
you could get tutored by my wife |
01:05:45 |
That was pretty silly |
01:05:48 |
I'm-- frankly, |
01:05:50 |
I'm glad to know |
01:05:52 |
Anyway, look, I know you wanted me |
01:05:57 |
It's okay to get |
01:05:59 |
It shows initiative. |
01:06:04 |
Well, I hoped you would be, sir. |
01:06:08 |
In fact, I decided to write |
01:06:17 |
Thank you. |
01:06:19 |
Don't tank on the final. |
01:06:21 |
Absolutely not. |
01:06:24 |
She's good, isn't she? |
01:06:31 |
She's the best, sir. |
01:07:08 |
Hi. |
01:07:09 |
Hi! |
01:07:11 |
Is everybody afraid to sit next |
01:07:15 |
Well, not everyone. |
01:07:17 |
No, I'm fearless man. |
01:07:26 |
I wanted to speak with you |
01:07:31 |
Yeah, I really appreciate |
01:07:36 |
Well... |
01:07:40 |
I thought we should |
01:07:45 |
Is there an "us?" |
01:07:48 |
Well, I'd like there to be. |
01:07:56 |
Should we "us?" |
01:08:04 |
Faber, you know I think |
01:08:09 |
You know if I was going to "us" |
01:08:16 |
But I really need some |
01:08:17 |
you know, for a while, |
01:08:20 |
just for now. |
01:08:25 |
Hey, it would kill me to |
01:08:31 |
Never happen. |
01:08:34 |
Okay. |
01:08:45 |
Mr. Bodine, your brain could easily |
01:08:49 |
Ms. O'Brien, two words |
01:08:54 |
...want to guess? |
01:08:57 |
"Brain Dead." |
01:08:59 |
People, let me make |
01:09:03 |
I'm not happy you're |
01:09:08 |
It makes me feel like |
01:09:13 |
Why do I come down on you so hard? |
01:09:21 |
Case in point, Mr. Boomer here, |
01:09:25 |
he was flushing a near |
01:09:27 |
I rattled his cage... |
01:09:30 |
Now look at him, |
01:09:33 |
Poised to go to |
01:09:35 |
So, if I tick you off, |
01:09:40 |
Use that. Prove that I'm wrong. |
01:09:44 |
Work harder. |
01:09:49 |
( Bell Rings ) |
01:10:10 |
- Mr. Mueller... |
01:10:15 |
I appreciate what you said |
01:10:18 |
Don't let it go to your head. |
01:10:22 |
The point is that |
01:10:24 |
I really don't agree with |
01:10:28 |
That's your prerogative. |
01:10:31 |
People don't deserve |
01:10:34 |
Your wife taught me that. |
01:10:42 |
Vicky may be good with math, |
01:10:45 |
but I wouldn't take any |
01:11:03 |
You slept with her, |
01:11:08 |
Sir? |
01:11:11 |
Vicky... you slept with her. |
01:11:22 |
Yes. |
01:11:28 |
Yes. |
01:11:44 |
( Tires Screeching ) |
01:11:55 |
( Ringing ) |
01:12:01 |
- Hi, this is Vicky... |
01:12:04 |
Leave a message after the beep and |
01:12:06 |
Vicky, it's Todd. Pick up the phone. |
01:12:09 |
I didn't mean to. |
01:12:11 |
I just told him, I'm sorry. |
01:12:13 |
If you get this message |
01:12:15 |
Please, right now. |
01:12:26 |
Shit! Shit! Shit! |
01:12:31 |
( Music Blaring ) |
01:12:43 |
Hi, honey, I'm home. |
01:12:47 |
Rough day at the office? |
01:12:50 |
No, same old, same old... |
01:12:53 |
Some kid... slept with my wife! |
01:12:59 |
( Metal Crashing - Roy Shouting ) |
01:13:02 |
What's the matter with you? |
01:13:03 |
- I'm sorry. |
01:13:09 |
One of my students, Vicky! |
01:13:12 |
You not only ruined my marriage... |
01:13:15 |
Now you're trying |
01:13:18 |
Roy, stop it. Stop it! |
01:13:22 |
Stop it! |
01:13:24 |
Enough! |
01:13:27 |
Uh-oh, looks who's here... |
01:13:33 |
Mary, you fucked up. |
01:13:36 |
Never open an umbrella indoors. |
01:13:41 |
Very bad luck. |
01:13:43 |
Okay, Mr. Mueller, |
01:13:46 |
Wait, Todd, this is between |
01:13:48 |
It's between me too. |
01:13:50 |
Oh, boy, I underestimated you, |
01:13:56 |
I thought I had you |
01:13:58 |
You don't have the brains or the guts |
01:14:01 |
But, you're gifted. |
01:14:05 |
Tutoring's just the tip of it. |
01:14:08 |
You improved your scores and |
01:14:11 |
all without me knowing it. |
01:14:14 |
Then I write you the |
01:14:17 |
Ha, ha! That's genius. |
01:14:23 |
Yeah, you're a wizard. |
01:14:28 |
You must be very proud, huh? |
01:14:34 |
Well, shake my hand. |
01:14:37 |
Roy... |
01:14:39 |
Shut up. |
01:14:42 |
Let's put this behind us. |
01:14:58 |
I'm sorry. |
01:15:02 |
Is he gone? |
01:15:05 |
Yeah. You were really |
01:15:09 |
Yeah... |
01:15:11 |
Though your choice in weapons |
01:15:15 |
Well, you know, if he would |
01:15:25 |
I'm sorry. |
01:15:29 |
I'm actually grateful. |
01:15:33 |
I should have gotten out |
01:15:36 |
What are you going to do now? |
01:15:40 |
Well... |
01:15:42 |
I think I'm going |
01:15:47 |
...try this art thing. |
01:15:57 |
I'm going to miss you. |
01:16:18 |
- Here, a souvenir. |
01:16:22 |
Your Harvard recommendation. |
01:16:34 |
- What time is it? |
01:16:38 |
My interview is at 4:00. |
01:16:44 |
Bye. |
01:16:50 |
- Go. |
01:16:53 |
Good luck. |
01:17:14 |
Look out, coming through. |
01:17:18 |
Todd Boomer... |
01:17:22 |
- Did Todd Boomer check in yet? |
01:17:26 |
I'm here. |
01:17:29 |
- Todd Boomer... |
01:17:34 |
Okay, need a minute? |
01:17:37 |
- No, no, I'm fine. |
01:17:44 |
Calculus teacher. |
01:17:50 |
Todd, looks like you're |
01:17:53 |
No, I'm fine, really. |
01:17:57 |
Please. |
01:18:00 |
Well I've gone over your stats |
01:18:09 |
But, I'll be honest, you're not |
01:18:17 |
I don't see you making |
01:18:21 |
Not unless the chess club |
01:18:31 |
Todd, let me ask you something. |
01:18:35 |
Why do you want to go to Harvard? |
01:18:39 |
I guess my dad and I always |
01:18:43 |
He looks up to the students |
01:18:50 |
What I'm getting at is... |
01:18:52 |
why do you want to go to Harvard? |
01:19:02 |
Look, I've been pointed here |
01:19:10 |
And now that I'm here... |
01:19:14 |
Look, I know Harvard |
01:19:17 |
it's the greatest, right? |
01:19:24 |
I'm really not quite |
01:19:44 |
Now, just remember, eye contact, |
01:19:49 |
A firm handshake's |
01:19:51 |
Okay, Dad. Thanks, I know. |
01:20:31 |
Hey, how did it go, Buddy? |
01:20:33 |
Hello? |
01:20:39 |
Oh, my God. What happened? |
01:20:41 |
I got punched. |
01:20:43 |
Hang on, Ellen. |
01:20:45 |
Todd got punched |
01:20:47 |
I didn't get punched |
01:20:49 |
No, wait, that's wrong. |
01:20:51 |
I need to talk to you |
01:20:56 |
This is pretty important. |
01:21:04 |
You said it was important. |
01:21:08 |
I don't really know how |
01:21:14 |
You don't want to go |
01:21:19 |
No, no. |
01:21:21 |
I was thinking about applying |
01:21:31 |
I should let you two |
01:21:38 |
Todd, can I ask you a question? |
01:21:42 |
Why didn't you tell |
01:21:45 |
Why didn't you tell me |
01:21:47 |
I don't think I really knew |
01:21:53 |
- You're upset. |
01:21:59 |
A little. |
01:22:07 |
It's your decision. |
01:22:19 |
- Yes. |
01:22:22 |
You're doing very poorly. |
01:22:24 |
You know, this game was |
01:22:28 |
...before they put |
01:22:33 |
Oh, wait. Yes. Yes. |
01:22:38 |
- I'll be right back. |
01:22:40 |
Don't leave me, Faber. |
01:22:43 |
Hey, what's going on? |
01:22:48 |
Jesus, what happened to you? |
01:22:53 |
- Did Mueller do that? |
01:22:57 |
It's going to take a major pancake |
01:23:00 |
I'll buy. |
01:23:06 |
You need to talk to Kirsten? |
01:23:09 |
Yeah. |
01:23:13 |
Well, I'm going to build |
01:23:18 |
Thanks man. You're the best. |
01:23:27 |
So, how did you know was here? |
01:23:29 |
"Diner night." |
01:23:32 |
Of course. |
01:23:35 |
- So, I made a decision. |
01:23:42 |
I'm not going to Harvard. |
01:23:46 |
Really? |
01:23:52 |
I figured art school would be |
01:23:55 |
Yeah, I think you're right. |
01:24:02 |
That's not what I wanted |
01:24:14 |
I guess what I wanted to say was, |
01:24:20 |
I know I hurt you and |
01:24:26 |
I guess all I'm asking for is that |
01:24:40 |
Never happen. |
01:25:12 |
You know, I'm really going to miss |
01:25:15 |
Yeah, me too. |
01:25:17 |
I wonder where we'll be in ten years. |
01:25:20 |
Well, you will be working |
01:25:23 |
on interactive 3D |
01:25:29 |
My shed will be totally decked out |
01:25:37 |
Okay, and me? |
01:25:39 |
Okay, the place, New York. |
01:25:42 |
The event, the book |
01:25:45 |
wildly successful |
01:25:50 |
"Wildly successful"... |
01:25:54 |
What about me? |
01:25:57 |
"Do you want fries with |
01:26:01 |
Okay. |
01:26:04 |
Okay, 2,008 we all meet back |
01:26:08 |
What do you say? |
01:26:11 |
Never happen. |
01:26:12 |
Guys, come on, work with me. |
01:26:24 |
Captioned by Aruna Jayamaha |