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My Year Without Sex
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[MUSIC PLAYS] |
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- LOUIS: What? |
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[NATALIE MOANS] |
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Happy birthday, Dad! |
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ROSS: Argh! |
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Happy birthday. |
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[MUSIC FADES] |
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[INDISTINCT MALE VOICE ON PHONE] |
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NATALIE: I'm sorry |
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VOICE ON PHONE: |
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- ROSS: Where's my shirt? |
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- ROSS: I can't find anything. |
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Ta-dah! |
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What are you wearing? |
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It's Casual Clothes Day, Mum. |
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I didn't know what to wear. |
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- Sweetheart... |
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Don't speak with your mouth full. |
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ROSS: Good luck. |
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You can't wear that. |
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Why not? |
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VOICE ON PHONE: One of our operators |
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You'll freeze. |
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[TRAFFIC NOISE] |
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You're very beautiful, Kylie. |
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Natalie. |
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NEWSREADER: |
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and Rio Tinto - 103.98. |
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In the retail sector: Coles |
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Happy birthday. |
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Oh... Ross gets chocolate. |
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NATALIE: |
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I'm sorry. |
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LOUIS: |
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It's nobody's fault. |
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[SHOOTING NOISES] |
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What's that noise? |
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- Hello? |
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Hi, Dad. |
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Big nits! |
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I said big nits. |
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No, you didn't. |
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GREG: Come on boys, let's go. |
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Firm wrist and a hard fist. |
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I found this site on the internet |
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What? |
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Snakes, dogs, a horse. |
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Cool. |
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Come on, faster. |
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Pick it up. |
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The footy's on! |
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Paris Hilton's in it! She's hot! |
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It's not scary or anything. |
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I'm not scared. The footy's on! |
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Blake, leave it alone. |
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No, no, no. |
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They're losers anyway, you gooby giant. |
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Oh my God. I can't believe |
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All right, all right, |
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"Adult themes. |
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Nudity. |
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MA-15 plus. " |
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Chloe's four. |
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I don't think her mum, |
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would want you watching this. |
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Winona gave it to Blake. |
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[MOBILE PHONE RINGS] |
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Your daughter wants to go home. |
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Georgia? |
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I can't believe she's 12 already. |
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I can't believe she's only 12. |
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Every time I look at her |
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They're watching Jaws. |
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Oh, great. We'll have Ruby |
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We'll save on swimming lessons. |
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[DOG BARKS] |
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Kids! Come on, hurry up. |
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Quick sticks, hop in. |
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Found them. |
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They say boys do better |
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but girls do better in single-sex schools. |
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Well, I've sent my boys |
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God knows why. |
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I guess you'd lock them |
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And it makes no difference. |
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I see as many pregnancies and STDs |
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from the private schools |
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OK. |
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Thanks. |
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Anything else I can help you with today? |
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Jesus. Sorry. |
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Oh. |
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[PHONE RINGS] |
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Why do they need |
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What? |
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- M.C.R. This is Rosie Singh. |
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Ross, outside call. |
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Hello? |
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[MUSIC PLAYS] |
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[BEEPING] |
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[BEEPING] |
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[BEEPING] |
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Natalie, do you know where you are? |
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Hospital. |
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That's right, you're in intensive care. |
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Do you know how you got here? |
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[MUMBLES] |
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Oh yes, she was so lucky. |
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The doctor right there. |
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Then the surgeon, who's the best in the |
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He was all scrubbed up for |
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I better go. Bye. |
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[COMMENTARY THROUGH HEADPHONES] |
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to that bounce down. |
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Ohhh! |
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The margin is three points. |
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Kayla's Mum took me to dancing class. |
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Chloe pushed Kayla over |
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I'm going to Eve's party. |
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[COMMENTARY THROUGH HEADPHONES] |
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Did the Skipper initiate |
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Beyond the 30 minute mark of |
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with both teams playing |
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Jeff White. |
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Can I have my birthday there |
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It's okay. Come here. |
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Mum's just sleeping. |
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LOUIS: Miss. |
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[CROWD CHEERING] |
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Oh. |
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[LOUIS GROANS] |
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Hey... |
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[FOOTBALL SIREN |
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Hey, she'll be fine. |
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We'll be fine. |
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There's always next season. |
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GRANT: Where was I? |
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Oh, yeah. They're just as likely |
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and the first thing we'll know about |
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Last time I missed one, |
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now we live on the Gold Coast, |
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[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] |
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Where was I? |
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Last time you missed |
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[MUSIC PLAYS] |
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Jesus. |
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[MUSIC ENDS] |
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So? |
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Yeah... No... It's a train wreck really. |
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I mean even if Nat's okay, |
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She can't drive. |
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I can't take any more time off work. |
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restructuring, whatever that means. |
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what we're going to do. |
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Shit. |
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GREG: It's okay to cry. |
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Are they offering packages? |
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If they are, |
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Set up a little consultancy. |
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Hire yourself back to them |
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You can claim your mortgage |
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Practically everything. |
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It was the best thing I ever did. |
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Nah. Yeah. |
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GEORGIA: When you woke up, |
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we were going to pretend |
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and Uncle Ross had married again |
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And I had a baby when I was 15. |
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And Louis was gay. |
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What? |
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- Blake, go and do something. |
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Can we have something? |
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There's enough here. |
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Can you take them? |
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Whatever. |
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[KIDS CHATTERING] |
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So how does it happen? |
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It's ah, an artery that balloons, |
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But how? |
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Maybe born with it. Maybe the pill. |
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Smoking. Stress. |
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- Shitty luck. |
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- I did smoke. |
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And took the pill, but it'd be stress. |
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It's an epidemic. |
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I wasn't stressed. Was I? |
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Oh, yoga's hopeless, |
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You should do community singing. |
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You get your stress relief, |
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endorphins, pleasure, happiness. |
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Singing with lots of people |
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It's like an orgasm. |
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[RADIO PROGRAMMER TALKING] |
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- Ross? You okay? |
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It's just... |
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sometimes people |
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who's been doing all of the caring |
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Hey, yes! |
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It's good to have you back, buddy. |
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It's been tough |
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It's been tough because they didn't |
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How does that work? |
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Dead air or work for love. |
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION] |
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50% of people with aneurysms die |
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Maybe 15% of the survivors |
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You should buy yourself |
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But it won't happen again? |
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Consider it a yellow card. |
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Soccer. |
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Anecdotally, most aneurysms rupture |
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straining on the toilet and sex. |
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Three out of four should be avoidable. |
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[VIOLIN PLAYS] |
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[NATALIE CRIES, VIOLIN STOPS] |
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They're just so beautiful. |
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I love you, too. |
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And I love you, Ruby, |
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I love you too, Mama. |
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And I love you, Louis, |
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Mum, what's 37 plus 16 plus 16? |
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37 plus 16 plus 16 is... |
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um... |
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Sixty-nine. |
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Hey Mum, can I take you |
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Maybe not. |
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It's only me who can't have an orgasm. |
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We could still have sex. |
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- Isn't it too soon? |
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I mean when I'm better. |
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You could be really boring |
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You could go through |
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Very funny. |
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I can't believe I almost died. |
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I'm glad you didn't. |
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- Did the kids think I was going to die? |
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No, I told them you'd be fine. |
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What if I wasn't? |
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But you are fine. |
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I can't imagine not being here. |
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What kind of a next wife would you get? |
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No, I'm just thinking. |
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Would she be like a new me? |
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Or totally new. |
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Tidy. |
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Dear Ruby, |
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Happy Birthday! |
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15! |
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I hope you're having a wonderful life. |
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Yes, you are too young to have sex, |
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Don't do drugs. |
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Definitely... |
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NOT Chroming, |
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Petrol-sniffing, Crystal Meth... |
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Christ, this sounds like a shopping list. |
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You're probably |
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Eat with your mouth closed. |
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Sit up straight, |
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and occasionally try and think |
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I love you. |
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I really, |
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really, really, love you. |
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[MUSIC PLAYS] |
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[GUTTURAL NOISE] |
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MARGARET: |
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[GROUP INHALES] |
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Good... Jaws. |
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Good. |
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Okay, chewing. |
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Really big. |
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Last, through your lips. |
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All right, count in on two. |
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One... two... |
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[GROUP SINGS "Row, Row Your Boat"] |
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WINONA: Don't worry about it. |
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Natalie, I thought it was you. |
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I can't believe how different you look. |
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Who did it? |
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No one. |
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What do you mean? |
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Aren't you telling? |
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It's a wig. |
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Oh, that's brilliant. I love it. |
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Is it alopecia from stress? |
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[SILENTLY] Cancer? |
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She had an operation on her brain. |
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Oh, I'm so sorry. |
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Margaret! |
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It's just getting bigger and bigger. |
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Nicotine anyone? |
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Giving up smoking. |
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Tried everything. |
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not drinking, drinking more. |
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Thanks for the class. |
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Such a great communal energy. |
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[UNDER HER BREATH] |
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WINONA: My God. |
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I didn't think there'd be people |
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just a bit of stress relief. |
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[THROUGH EARPHONES] |
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One: cognition, |
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which is the information-handling |
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Two: emotionality, |
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And three: executive functions, |
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which have to do |
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Damage to the brain... |
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I just thought I heard Ruby. |
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You're still beautiful to me. |
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[MUSIC PLAYS] |
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Jesus. |
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What are the poor people |
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Well, hey, |
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ROSS: Isn't all that property |
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about to crash anyway? |
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What people believe is the reality. |
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If they believe |
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But then, |
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Survival of the fittest. |
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[CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE POPS OPEN] |
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Now, are you allowed? |
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Oh, I don't know. |
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Or constipated. |
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Or give me an orgasm. |
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It's very good champagne. |
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[CHILDREN SINGING "Jingle Bells"] |
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LOUIS: Ruby has been on a bus before, |
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- RUBY: I have not. |
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Remember when we had |
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and Dad couldn't find his keys? |
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- RUBY: I wasn't born yet. |
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Mum had you in that little carry thing. |
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NATALIE: Can we not argue about it now. |
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RUBY: Thank you. |
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RUBY: Grace said there was no Santa. |
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LOUIS: Well, who brings |
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Her mum. |
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As if. |
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No Mum, like this. In there. |
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RUBY: How does one man |
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LOUIS: Well, |
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you know, to deliver all those eggs. |
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Or for the tooth fairy. |
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Is that what He's famous for? |
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Yeah, and that |
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LOUIS: Roboreptile? |
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Wow! Mum! |
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You've already got one of those, |
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But this is version four. |
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[SCREAMS] |
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No, you'll just have to wait |
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I haven't got anything for Dad. |
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Dad likes fruit. |
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- NATALIE: Aren't they plastic? |
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Heather? We're ready for you now, |
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Yes, thank you. |
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Now why would you bring a dog |
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[RADIO ANNOUNCER] |
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or indeed a woman's best friend. |
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But did you know that a dog |
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Our next guest, Heather Jones, |
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from the Lost Dogs' Home |
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Maybe we could all leave and hire |
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Well, they haven't hired |
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They just get |
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Well, maybe we start our own business. |
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What? Our own radio station? |
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Oh Rosie, good score. |
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Did you bring any alcohol? |
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Ta-dah! |
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[CHILDREN TALKING AND LAUGHING] |
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Purple 37. |
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Yep. |
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SANTA: Blue 64. |
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Mum, look, it's us. Mama, look. |
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- Go on, Ruby, go up... Ruby! |
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Blue 64? |
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WOMAN: |
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LOUIS: You can win |
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- NATALIE: Well, yeah. |
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How about a song |
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[MECHANICAL SANTA |
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LOUIS: We've never |
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RUBY: I won an Easter egg |
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NATALIE: Yeah, |
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LOUIS: You told me it was just bad luck |
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That time I tried my hardest. |
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NATALIE: Well. |
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LOUIS: Oh, no. |
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NATALIE: What? |
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LOUIS: Do we really |
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NATALIE: He won't be long. |
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[MEN CHEERING AND WHISTLING] |
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I'll never get another job. |
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I always liked the idea of myself |
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Vintage cars. Wearing overalls. |
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I can just see you in overalls. |
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Maybe renting out boats |
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I caught a flathead there once. |
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There you go, you rent a boat off Ross |
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Maybe. |
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Who suggested this? |
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The sound quality is appalling. |
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RUBY: I want a swimming pool. |
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LOUIS: I want a basketball hoop. |
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And a bike! |
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- Matt's dad bought him a Signature XRM. |
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LOUIS: A motor bike. |
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Why would anybody |
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Two dollars! |
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That makes it eight bucks. |
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The tickets cost ten. |
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I wish we'd won that hamper. |
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Yeah. Dad, you should have seen it. |
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There was like a million toys and lollies. |
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I'm going to ask Santa for one. |
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- I can't wait. |
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RUBY: I can't wait more |
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What? |
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- You're such a knob. |
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Maybe we should go to church tonight. |
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So the kids understand |
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Give it some meaning. |
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Well, I for one would love to, |
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but I have to do my Christmas |
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On Christmas Eve? |
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[CONGREGATION SINGING |
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The reading today is from |
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" And it came to pass |
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that there went out a decree |
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that all the world should be taxed... " |
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Thank you very much. |
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- Hi, Natalie! How are you? |
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Good. I didn't realise |
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I'm new. |
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[KIDS RUNNING] |
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That's lovely... Ruby. |
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So is the choir a church thing? |
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Yeah, sort of. |
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Right. |
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[A CAPPELLA SINGING, RUBY GROANS] |
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Jesus. |
| 00:30:59 |
I can't lift her. |
| 00:31:09 |
[RUBY CRIES] |
| 00:31:25 |
[RECORDED MESSAGE ON PHONE] |
| 00:31:37 |
You really don't have to stay. |
| 00:31:40 |
It's OK. It's good. |
| 00:31:42 |
I haven't got... |
| 00:31:44 |
Taxis might be hard to find. |
| 00:31:46 |
Or full of vomit. It is Christmas. |
| 00:31:53 |
Are you coming back |
| 00:31:56 |
I'm not really sure what nights |
| 00:31:59 |
I do violin and swimming, |
| 00:32:04 |
The violin. |
| 00:32:06 |
God knows why. |
| 00:32:07 |
I don't know anyone |
| 00:32:10 |
God does know why. |
| 00:32:13 |
Oh, God, sorry. Oh. |
| 00:32:17 |
[MOBILE PHONE RINGS] |
| 00:32:21 |
Hey, Dad. |
| 00:32:24 |
No, it's not Mum. It's Ruby. |
| 00:32:27 |
Yeah, she fell. |
| 00:32:31 |
[DOG BARKS] |
| 00:32:33 |
[CAR APPROACHES] |
| 00:32:42 |
[CAR DOORS CLOSE] |
| 00:32:45 |
I got six stitches. |
| 00:32:47 |
Oh, dear! |
| 00:32:48 |
We came home with a priest! |
| 00:32:49 |
ROSS: Priest? |
| 00:32:51 |
NATALIE: Come on, big day tomorrow. |
| 00:32:52 |
Christmas Day! |
| 00:33:07 |
I'm sorry. I forgot to charge my phone. |
| 00:33:11 |
That's okay. |
| 00:33:24 |
I know. |
| 00:33:26 |
I know it's too much, |
| 00:33:27 |
but how do you go back to giving them |
| 00:33:31 |
when all their friends are getting |
| 00:33:36 |
I just want them to be happy. |
| 00:33:38 |
It's Christmas. |
| 00:33:44 |
I've had it. |
| 00:33:47 |
Can you please stay up |
| 00:33:50 |
and put the sacks under the tree? |
| 00:33:52 |
Louis put the carrots out. |
| 00:33:54 |
Someone has to eat them. |
| 00:33:55 |
Like a reindeer. |
| 00:33:58 |
[DOG WHIMPERS] |
| 00:34:03 |
Do you want your present now? |
| 00:34:05 |
No. I want to go to sleep. |
| 00:34:06 |
And I don't want a present |
| 00:34:08 |
If that's what I think it is, |
| 00:35:00 |
[MUSIC PLAYS] |
| 00:36:06 |
LOUIS: Hello. |
| 00:36:20 |
[MUSIC ENDS] |
| 00:36:23 |
Mum, can we get a boat? |
| 00:36:26 |
So who are we then? |
| 00:36:28 |
Are we more like the man in the gutter, |
| 00:36:33 |
We're in the middle. |
| 00:36:35 |
Would you say we were |
| 00:36:38 |
What? |
| 00:36:40 |
We're in the middle. |
| 00:36:43 |
I wish we were a bit more |
| 00:36:45 |
Chicken nuggets! |
| 00:36:46 |
Mrs Leary says no chicken |
| 00:36:50 |
$5 max each. |
| 00:36:51 |
A happy meal is $5. |
| 00:36:53 |
It won't be a real happy meal. |
| 00:36:55 |
[MUSIC PLAYS] |
| 00:36:56 |
It's not. |
| 00:36:59 |
Mum! |
| 00:37:31 |
There. Go, go left. |
| 00:37:38 |
Sorry. It's the other way. |
| 00:37:42 |
I used to be able to read maps. |
| 00:37:44 |
Well, maybe you're just tired today. |
| 00:37:46 |
I'm not tired. |
| 00:37:50 |
Have I changed? |
| 00:37:52 |
Have I changed, kids? |
| 00:37:53 |
ROSS: Don't ask them that. |
| 00:37:55 |
They're not listening. |
| 00:37:56 |
Nobody listens. |
| 00:37:58 |
ROSS: What? |
| 00:37:59 |
[TYRE SCREECHES, GLASS BREAKING] |
| 00:38:01 |
Oh! Are you all right? |
| 00:38:03 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:38:08 |
What the fuck do you think |
| 00:38:11 |
Sorry, I thought I had right of way... |
| 00:38:12 |
Sorry? |
| 00:38:14 |
You fucking stupid tourists |
| 00:38:17 |
Why don't you stay |
| 00:38:23 |
Fuck! |
| 00:38:31 |
How can the suburbs |
| 00:38:35 |
I think this lilo has a slow leak. |
| 00:38:41 |
What are we going to do |
| 00:38:44 |
I hope they write it off. |
| 00:38:47 |
We can't even afford the excess. |
| 00:38:52 |
I've got to get a job. |
| 00:38:55 |
GRANT: Oh, you're lucky you're working. |
| 00:38:58 |
If we crashed our car |
| 00:39:00 |
They don't offer you jobs at 61. |
| 00:39:04 |
RUBY: Jump in! |
| 00:39:05 |
We worked, we paid taxes so |
| 00:39:09 |
And now it's just superannuation... |
| 00:39:12 |
and tax advice and you end up |
| 00:39:17 |
Financial advisors. |
| 00:39:19 |
You know, there used to be |
| 00:39:22 |
They just used to eat scraps. |
| 00:39:27 |
I wish they wouldn't change |
| 00:39:29 |
I forget which one I get. |
| 00:39:32 |
Don't ask me. |
| 00:39:36 |
That won't happen again? |
| 00:39:37 |
Have you got nit stuff |
| 00:39:45 |
Already. |
| 00:39:55 |
I'd forget I'd bought it and get |
| 00:39:58 |
I'm forgetting a lot these days. |
| 00:40:01 |
You're preaching to the choir, dear. |
| 00:40:03 |
[ANNOUNCEMENT ON P.A.] |
| 00:40:08 |
[CHOIR SINGS "Hands Up In the Air"] |
| 00:40:53 |
You might be thinking it's too hot. |
| 00:40:56 |
It's too hard. |
| 00:40:58 |
It's too early for a practice game. |
| 00:41:00 |
But where would we be |
| 00:41:05 |
"What are your legs? |
| 00:41:08 |
What are they going to do? |
| 00:41:12 |
GREG: But the ANZACS |
| 00:41:15 |
didn't let themselves down. |
| 00:41:17 |
[AEROPLANE FLYING OVERHEAD] |
| 00:41:18 |
All volunteers. |
| 00:41:21 |
Ross, |
| 00:41:23 |
you've never been |
| 00:41:26 |
[MUSIC STARTS] Imagine yourselves... |
| 00:41:28 |
carrying your country's honour |
| 00:41:30 |
Didn't we lose at Gallipoli? |
| 00:41:45 |
Oy! Umpire! |
| 00:41:48 |
Run and tell Louis and Thommo... |
| 00:41:49 |
neutralise the big kid from Altona. |
| 00:41:51 |
[HORN AND WHISTLE BLOWS] |
| 00:41:53 |
Team up on him. |
| 00:41:54 |
Trip him, sledge him. |
| 00:41:57 |
They've got to learn. |
| 00:42:02 |
Right, ah... |
| 00:42:04 |
Just ah... |
| 00:42:09 |
Just do your best, all right? |
| 00:42:12 |
Try harder. |
| 00:42:14 |
Yep. |
| 00:42:16 |
[HORN BLOWS] |
| 00:42:21 |
[DOG GROWLS] |
| 00:42:38 |
Oh... It's not going to fit. |
| 00:42:42 |
Just get rid of a couple. |
| 00:42:43 |
I can't. There has to be 42. |
| 00:42:48 |
You have to confess to them |
| 00:42:51 |
42 confessions? |
| 00:42:54 |
Yeah. |
| 00:42:57 |
"Number 35. |
| 00:43:04 |
"Number 32. I have not multiplied |
| 00:43:11 |
The God of Babbling. |
| 00:43:14 |
I feel like |
| 00:43:17 |
You know, |
| 00:43:19 |
who used to say I drove him nuts |
| 00:43:24 |
"Number 8. |
| 00:43:26 |
I have not eaten my heart. " |
| 00:43:34 |
Now, as a group, |
| 00:43:36 |
you've got 15 minutes to decide |
| 00:43:39 |
are going to get on board the only airship |
| 00:43:44 |
Okay, now you don't know what |
| 00:43:47 |
Over to you. |
| 00:43:50 |
Princess Di would have to go. |
| 00:43:53 |
Spiritual? You've got the Pope here. |
| 00:43:56 |
But he's only spiritual for the Catholics. |
| 00:43:59 |
Stephen Hawking for sure, |
| 00:44:01 |
But who would look after him? |
| 00:44:03 |
Well, maybe Princess Di, |
| 00:44:12 |
I like Clive Owen. |
| 00:44:20 |
[PHONE RINGS] |
| 00:44:22 |
I can't believe |
| 00:44:25 |
I can't believe |
| 00:44:32 |
TV: A lucky escape for this zebra... |
| 00:44:36 |
The blonde one's the hottest. |
| 00:44:40 |
I hate fat chicks. |
| 00:44:44 |
So where are you going |
| 00:44:46 |
Just the Hyatt. |
| 00:44:48 |
Revealing my new tattoo to Greg... |
| 00:44:50 |
very slowly. |
| 00:44:51 |
A tattoo? |
| 00:44:52 |
You've got to be on to it. |
| 00:44:54 |
You know that I'm the same age |
| 00:44:58 |
Oh, |
| 00:44:59 |
I don't think that he would... |
| 00:45:01 |
I don't know, he's so distracted lately. |
| 00:45:03 |
Just gets on top, pumps away... |
| 00:45:06 |
then... |
| 00:45:12 |
GEORGIA: I like Daniel Cross best. |
| 00:45:15 |
Or him. He's gorgeous. |
| 00:45:17 |
LOUIS: Yeah. He's all right. |
| 00:45:18 |
He's just been |
| 00:45:21 |
[DOOR OPENS] |
| 00:45:25 |
Why aren't you watching the DVD? |
| 00:45:26 |
Please. Like, we're not in kindergarten. |
| 00:45:30 |
Keep the door open. |
| 00:45:31 |
Yeah, right. |
| 00:45:35 |
Oh, my God. No offence. Just, you know. |
| 00:45:40 |
I just feel like I'm missing out. |
| 00:45:42 |
How many times a week |
| 00:45:49 |
The kids okay? |
| 00:45:50 |
They're watching |
| 00:45:54 |
[RUBY SCREAMS] |
| 00:45:55 |
BLAKE: Oh, that's gross. |
| 00:45:56 |
I didn't think it was scary. |
| 00:45:58 |
- GEORGIA: Oh, my God. |
| 00:46:01 |
Did we kill it? |
| 00:46:03 |
- Let's have a funeral. |
| 00:46:14 |
I want to be a nun when I grow up. |
| 00:46:16 |
I think it's really cool |
| 00:46:17 |
You have to be a virgin. |
| 00:46:19 |
You're such a runt. |
| 00:46:20 |
Yeah, and you have to believe in God. |
| 00:46:22 |
Mum, do we believe in God? |
| 00:46:25 |
Um... |
| 00:46:27 |
I guess it's up to everyone to decide |
| 00:46:31 |
it is nice to believe in things. |
| 00:46:35 |
[KNOCK ON DOOR] |
| 00:46:37 |
CHLOE: Oh, my God. |
| 00:46:38 |
We thank the Lord for this happy family, |
| 00:46:42 |
and pray that |
| 00:46:45 |
We thank the Lord for the pleasure |
| 00:46:49 |
And pray that all God's creatures, |
| 00:46:52 |
are given the same love and care |
| 00:46:54 |
Amen. |
| 00:46:55 |
Can we sing a song? |
| 00:46:58 |
I think that's a good idea. |
| 00:47:11 |
[SINGING] Bulldogs through |
| 00:47:15 |
Bulldogs bite and Bulldogs roar, |
| 00:47:22 |
But you can't beat |
| 00:47:26 |
We're the team of the mighty west. |
| 00:47:31 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:47:33 |
BO Y: Have you guys got any card... |
| 00:47:34 |
- Hey Dad. |
| 00:47:36 |
- Hey. |
| 00:47:42 |
We had a funeral for Puffybrains. |
| 00:47:46 |
The fish? |
| 00:47:48 |
And Margaret kindly... |
| 00:47:50 |
Margaret? |
| 00:47:51 |
Margie Allen. Oh! |
| 00:47:53 |
You're Margie Allen! |
| 00:47:56 |
The band? |
| 00:47:58 |
I didn't even recognise you. |
| 00:48:00 |
Oh God, I loved that song. |
| 00:48:02 |
Sex... something? |
| 00:48:05 |
- Sex? |
| 00:48:07 |
One hit wonders. |
| 00:48:11 |
NATALIE: Ross is the only one. |
| 00:48:12 |
He was the good boy |
| 00:48:14 |
No, but you were great live. |
| 00:48:16 |
I mean you were... |
| 00:48:17 |
I remember this one gig |
| 00:48:21 |
It's great. |
| 00:48:34 |
I can't believe Louis |
| 00:48:37 |
He barely looked at it |
| 00:48:39 |
I can't believe |
| 00:48:43 |
Still, I guess she did have |
| 00:48:46 |
What's that supposed to mean? |
| 00:48:47 |
Well, you know, most converts |
| 00:48:52 |
Then they can't wait to inflict |
| 00:48:55 |
Worse than ex-smokers. |
| 00:48:59 |
She just believes what she believes. |
| 00:49:02 |
She tried to convert you? |
| 00:49:04 |
Has she? |
| 00:49:05 |
Hey? "Praise the Lord!". |
| 00:49:08 |
No. |
| 00:49:12 |
Well, I wouldn't let her baby-sit. |
| 00:49:21 |
[MUSIC PLAYS] |
| 00:50:08 |
[MUSIC ENDS] |
| 00:50:13 |
Why don't you just get on top and start, |
| 00:50:17 |
thingy... |
| 00:50:19 |
and we can worry about it being good |
| 00:50:20 |
once we've got |
| 00:50:24 |
Gee, you make it sound so attractive. |
| 00:50:28 |
Well, don't then. |
| 00:50:51 |
ROSS: Where are the condoms? |
| 00:50:53 |
- ROSS: What? |
| 00:50:57 |
Why can't I ever find anything |
| 00:51:07 |
[AUTOMATED PHONE VOICE] |
| 00:51:09 |
RUBY: I can't decide |
| 00:51:11 |
We might not have one this year. |
| 00:51:13 |
What? |
| 00:51:16 |
And I haven't been to La La Land, |
| 00:51:19 |
I'm sure I remember you |
| 00:51:21 |
Not for my birthday. |
| 00:51:23 |
That's when you get to sit |
| 00:51:28 |
Can I have a make-over party |
| 00:51:30 |
- No way! |
| 00:51:32 |
You're turning eight, Ruby. |
| 00:51:34 |
Can you hurry up? Have you even |
| 00:51:36 |
Come on. I'm going to be late for work. |
| 00:51:38 |
You're not even dressed yet, Mum. |
| 00:51:39 |
[PHONE VOICE] |
| 00:51:40 |
Yes, I am. |
| 00:51:41 |
ROSS: Has anyone seen my car keys? |
| 00:51:46 |
I try and keep order, |
| 00:51:48 |
who put stuff back |
| 00:51:50 |
I can always find things in my shed. |
| 00:51:51 |
That's because |
| 00:51:53 |
We all have to have the same order. |
| 00:51:54 |
You can't just have your own |
| 00:51:58 |
Swear jar! |
| 00:51:59 |
Alright, don't get stressed. |
| 00:52:01 |
If you don't want me to be stressed, |
| 00:52:03 |
I help out a lot. |
| 00:52:06 |
It's not about "help". |
| 00:52:08 |
Me giving you the shopping list is |
| 00:52:11 |
Dad, can I have a make-over party |
| 00:52:16 |
Georgia had one. |
| 00:52:17 |
Ah... |
| 00:52:19 |
- Yes, I don't see why not. |
| 00:52:23 |
Your decision, your job. |
| 00:52:24 |
I was just... |
| 00:52:27 |
GREG: Just get yourself |
| 00:52:29 |
Consider yourself lucky |
| 00:52:32 |
We had to get security |
| 00:52:35 |
You can claim that though. |
| 00:52:38 |
You know in some countries |
| 00:52:43 |
They have a Highest Taxpayer List. |
| 00:52:45 |
Like... why? |
| 00:52:48 |
You know, for pride. |
| 00:52:50 |
[BOTH GROANING] |
| 00:52:55 |
[RATTLING SOUND] |
| 00:53:04 |
ROSS: Popcorn. |
| 00:53:06 |
[LABEL MACHINE BEEPING] |
| 00:53:07 |
Can I help with anything? |
| 00:53:10 |
We're right, thanks. |
| 00:53:14 |
[MUSIC PLAYS] |
| 00:53:23 |
Right, first up we have Paris. |
| 00:53:26 |
[CHEERING] |
| 00:53:30 |
ROSS: Thank you, Paris. |
| 00:53:39 |
Nice work, Graydon, thank you. |
| 00:53:41 |
Now we have Nikki. |
| 00:53:48 |
Great work. |
| 00:53:49 |
And now, last but not least, |
| 00:53:56 |
[CHEERING] |
| 00:53:57 |
Do you want a go? |
| 00:54:02 |
Here's Ruby! |
| 00:54:03 |
[CHEERING CONTINUES] |
| 00:54:10 |
Big round of applause for Ruby. |
| 00:54:16 |
Fantastic stuff. |
| 00:54:20 |
My tooth... |
| 00:54:23 |
ROSS: It's alright Ruby, we'll find it. |
| 00:54:27 |
There we go. |
| 00:54:36 |
[MUSIC STOPS] |
| 00:54:39 |
[CLOCK TICKING] |
| 00:54:47 |
Who cut it last time? |
| 00:54:50 |
Oh, no one. |
| 00:54:53 |
No one didn't do |
| 00:55:01 |
[CRIES] |
| 00:55:04 |
Shit! |
| 00:55:07 |
[MUSIC STARTS] |
| 00:55:22 |
GUEST: Satiety, the feeling |
| 00:55:25 |
is affected by a huge list of factors, |
| 00:55:29 |
to whether we've grown up |
| 00:55:31 |
where not having |
| 00:55:33 |
to a family's cooking, |
| 00:55:37 |
to whether our brains |
| 00:55:44 |
Maybe I should just jump |
| 00:55:47 |
Tim's keen to start a business. |
| 00:55:49 |
Con got a gig |
| 00:55:51 |
Oh. |
| 00:55:53 |
Oh, I don't know what to do. |
| 00:55:55 |
I don't know what to do either. |
| 00:55:58 |
About us... |
| 00:56:01 |
about... |
| 00:56:04 |
I bought some condoms. |
| 00:56:07 |
[SNEEZES] |
| 00:56:14 |
[COUGHS] |
| 00:56:19 |
WOMAN: |
| 00:56:23 |
BUNNY: Easter Egg. |
| 00:56:24 |
WOMAN: I understand |
| 00:56:27 |
Customer Relations. |
| 00:56:30 |
BUNNY: Egg? |
| 00:56:31 |
But Madam, I'm not in India. |
| 00:56:34 |
Yeah, yeah, I promise you. |
| 00:56:35 |
- BUNNY: Take a bloody egg. |
| 00:56:37 |
Hello? Hello? |
| 00:56:44 |
She's the team leader. Be nice to her. |
| 00:56:52 |
Oh... |
| 00:56:59 |
[SNIFFS] |
| 00:57:03 |
[SNEEZES] |
| 00:57:07 |
Umm... sorry. I had to sneeze. |
| 00:57:11 |
I... I can't suppress them. |
| 00:57:14 |
I knew a guy who had one of those. |
| 00:57:16 |
He died. |
| 00:57:22 |
MARGARET: Death. |
| 00:57:24 |
Loneliness. |
| 00:57:27 |
Fear. |
| 00:57:30 |
The anguish we can feel about a life |
| 00:57:32 |
that hasn't turned out |
| 00:57:36 |
The daily worries about |
| 00:57:40 |
the care of our aged, disabled and sick. |
| 00:57:45 |
- Our feelings of hopelessness. |
| 00:57:49 |
How can we live like this? |
| 00:57:52 |
How can we have so little respect |
| 00:57:59 |
Answer: |
| 00:58:01 |
We can't. |
| 00:58:03 |
We need God. |
| 00:58:05 |
God, who can take the burden |
| 00:58:11 |
Go in peace to love and serve the Lord. |
| 00:58:14 |
CONGREGATION: |
| 00:58:19 |
Ruby, come play with us. |
| 00:58:38 |
How do you do it? |
| 00:58:41 |
You know... |
| 00:58:44 |
This. |
| 00:58:46 |
You accept Jesus died for you. |
| 00:58:51 |
Well I can do that. |
| 00:58:55 |
And that He's the son of God. |
| 00:58:59 |
As a metaphor? |
| 00:59:01 |
Like... |
| 00:59:02 |
God creating the world |
| 00:59:07 |
do you actually |
| 00:59:12 |
I believe He did. |
| 00:59:14 |
And Jesus died? |
| 00:59:16 |
And rose up? |
| 00:59:20 |
And heaven? |
| 00:59:22 |
Like it's a... |
| 00:59:23 |
place? |
| 00:59:26 |
Where you and I |
| 00:59:43 |
[MUSIC FROM TV] |
| 00:59:47 |
[MUSIC STOPS] |
| 00:59:49 |
Where's Friday night footy? |
| 00:59:51 |
It's Good Friday. |
| 00:59:52 |
So? |
| 00:59:54 |
It's like Christmas. |
| 00:59:55 |
Religious significance. |
| 00:59:58 |
But what if you're, |
| 01:00:02 |
Why can't they have their footy? |
| 01:00:07 |
Well... |
| 01:00:09 |
INSTRUCTOR ON VIDEO: |
| 01:00:11 |
lap dance moves that |
| 01:00:14 |
and strengthen your entire body, |
| 01:00:15 |
especially your thighs, abs and butt. |
| 01:00:19 |
We'll be showing you moves |
| 01:00:22 |
will form a fantastic, sexy routine. |
| 01:00:25 |
Great for fitness or for fun... |
| 01:00:41 |
[RUMBLING REDUCES] |
| 01:00:46 |
[MACHINE C YCLE ENDS] |
| 01:01:02 |
[CLUNK] |
| 01:01:06 |
[DOOR OPENS] |
| 01:01:07 |
RUBY: |
| 01:01:09 |
LOUIS: Hey, Mum. Victory! |
| 01:01:16 |
Storage Solutions. |
| 01:01:21 |
ROSS: Why's the power off? |
| 01:01:24 |
Dryer blew up. |
| 01:01:26 |
My punishment for using it |
| 01:01:41 |
[A CAPPELLA SONG STARTS] |
| 01:02:03 |
[CLEARS THROAT] |
| 01:02:06 |
[SONG ENDS] |
| 01:02:14 |
Should I do the eggs for the kids? |
| 01:02:17 |
They had eggs last night. |
| 01:02:20 |
Easter eggs. |
| 01:02:25 |
Didn't really get any. |
| 01:02:27 |
What about the Easter bunny? |
| 01:02:29 |
Surely they're old enough |
| 01:02:32 |
Children their age work in mines. |
| 01:02:35 |
[A CAPPELLA SONG RESTARTS] |
| 01:03:03 |
Just those, thanks mate. |
| 01:03:05 |
[REGISTER BEEPING] |
| 01:03:09 |
[MUSIC PLAYS] |
| 01:03:27 |
NATALIE: Kids, come on, hurry up. |
| 01:03:35 |
RUBY: Mum, my tooth's really wobbly. |
| 01:03:38 |
NATALIE: Well, just keep wobbling it. |
| 01:03:41 |
RUBY: It's really loose. |
| 01:03:50 |
- LOUIS: My head's itchy. |
| 01:03:53 |
[DOG BARKING] |
| 01:04:01 |
[DOG SNARLS, CHILDREN SCREAM] |
| 01:04:06 |
RUBY: Get it off! |
| 01:04:13 |
WOMAN: Are you all right? |
| 01:04:15 |
No, I'm not all right. |
| 01:04:17 |
No, no. |
| 01:04:19 |
- Oh. I'm... sorry. |
| 01:04:21 |
WOMAN: |
| 01:04:23 |
Is she going to be all right? |
| 01:04:28 |
She's going to be fine. |
| 01:04:34 |
Where did you get that? |
| 01:04:36 |
New contract caterers |
| 01:04:40 |
Bite? |
| 01:04:41 |
Is it the church one? |
| 01:04:43 |
The one that has the burger chain |
| 01:04:47 |
I don't know. It's a hot dog. |
| 01:04:49 |
It comes with mustard and onions. |
| 01:04:50 |
Tim, you know you're not supposed |
| 01:05:01 |
[DOOR CLOSES] |
| 01:05:04 |
[PHONE RINGING] |
| 01:05:14 |
[SOFTLY] |
| 01:05:17 |
with one of those |
| 01:05:22 |
I rushed to protect my children. |
| 01:05:27 |
Ho ho. |
| 01:05:29 |
Customer Relations. |
| 01:05:32 |
NATALIE: I thought it was |
| 01:05:33 |
RUBY: It looks cute. |
| 01:05:34 |
Is that the same dog? |
| 01:05:38 |
I can't do it. I can't be |
| 01:05:42 |
What if it attacks another puppy? |
| 01:05:44 |
NATALIE: Yeah, but what if it... |
| 01:05:45 |
was on heat or something, |
| 01:05:47 |
What if it's some family's pet? |
| 01:05:49 |
RUBY: What if it attacked a baby? |
| 01:05:50 |
Well, you can't kill something |
| 01:05:53 |
They're going to kill it? |
| 01:05:55 |
That's what "putting down" means, Lou. |
| 01:05:58 |
ROSS: You don't have to reply. |
| 01:05:59 |
NATALIE: Well, something happens |
| 01:06:02 |
Tell the truth. |
| 01:06:04 |
But what truth? |
| 01:06:06 |
RUBY: Mum. |
| 01:06:07 |
Well, that Bubblehead's at the vet |
| 01:06:10 |
Mum, you told me |
| 01:06:15 |
Maybe you should have been honest. |
| 01:06:18 |
RUBY: My tooth came out. |
| 01:06:31 |
[MUSIC PLAYS] |
| 01:06:43 |
[CHEERING] |
| 01:06:48 |
GREG: Okay. We're in front. |
| 01:06:49 |
We've only got a minute left. |
| 01:06:50 |
Ross, tell them to maintain possession. |
| 01:06:54 |
Stall. |
| 01:06:58 |
Boys, to me. |
| 01:07:01 |
Listen, maintain possession. |
| 01:07:04 |
Small passes. |
| 01:07:06 |
All right? |
| 01:07:07 |
And no shots for goal. |
| 01:07:11 |
[WHISTLE BLOWS] |
| 01:07:23 |
GREG: Louis, no kicks for goal! |
| 01:07:26 |
Pass it back, Louis! |
| 01:07:30 |
[CROWDS SHOUTS DISAPPROVINGLY] |
| 01:07:32 |
BO Y: Louis, |
| 01:07:33 |
Louis, over here. To me! |
| 01:07:39 |
GREG: Good boy. |
| 01:07:44 |
[SIREN BLARES] |
| 01:08:09 |
[MUSIC ENDS] |
| 01:08:15 |
They should just play the game. |
| 01:08:18 |
Just because it doesn't matter to you. |
| 01:08:20 |
They've worked really hard all season. |
| 01:08:22 |
It's the Under 12s. |
| 01:08:24 |
- Louis wanted to win. |
| 01:08:27 |
Using tactics is the game. |
| 01:08:29 |
It's not chess, Ross! |
| 01:08:30 |
It's a bunch of kids running around |
| 01:08:33 |
God, you're turning into Greg. |
| 01:08:35 |
What? |
| 01:08:38 |
Spend his time with his kids? |
| 01:08:39 |
From three wives that I bet he cheated on. |
| 01:08:51 |
How long has it been? |
| 01:08:53 |
18 days. |
| 01:08:54 |
Wow, it's like a record, |
| 01:09:02 |
I don't think she's going to come. |
| 01:09:06 |
She will. |
| 01:09:07 |
NATALIE: It's not like you |
| 01:09:09 |
You still haven't fixed the dryer. |
| 01:09:12 |
You burn everything on the barbecue. |
| 01:09:15 |
And now it's all this blokey crap |
| 01:09:20 |
- Fair play? |
| 01:09:22 |
You know, |
| 01:09:24 |
What the fuck |
| 01:09:27 |
Margaret sucked you in |
| 01:09:30 |
Maybe I needed someone. |
| 01:09:31 |
Right, but not me. |
| 01:09:33 |
Not the bloke who sat by your bed |
| 01:09:36 |
You did die. |
| 01:09:38 |
Did you even think for one second... |
| 01:09:41 |
what that was like for me? |
| 01:09:44 |
I was unconscious. |
| 01:09:46 |
Oh, right. |
| 01:09:51 |
She listens. |
| 01:09:52 |
I spend my whole life listening, Nat. |
| 01:09:56 |
And what do you listen to, Ross? |
| 01:09:59 |
Background noise and... |
| 01:10:01 |
decibels, and... |
| 01:10:05 |
whether or not people can... |
| 01:10:07 |
sing in tune! |
| 01:10:10 |
[SOBS] |
| 01:10:13 |
There's mess everywhere. |
| 01:10:35 |
- Hi. |
| 01:10:36 |
I hope you don't mind me... |
| 01:10:40 |
Um, what do you think? Too much? |
| 01:10:44 |
Too much for...? |
| 01:10:46 |
I've got a date. |
| 01:10:51 |
MARGARET: He's a little bit |
| 01:10:54 |
- Does he know you're a priest? |
| 01:10:56 |
We've only met for coffee, |
| 01:10:57 |
but I felt like |
| 01:11:02 |
I like Paul. |
| 01:11:04 |
The name. The apostle. The Beatle. |
| 01:11:09 |
Come with me. |
| 01:11:12 |
On your date? |
| 01:11:13 |
Please. |
| 01:11:14 |
Please come. We can say |
| 01:11:16 |
No. |
| 01:11:18 |
I'll just say I wanted him |
| 01:11:24 |
MARGARET: What kind of guy |
| 01:11:28 |
Well, not an epileptic. |
| 01:11:30 |
I suppose they give heaps back |
| 01:11:34 |
Robbing the poor to give to the poor. |
| 01:11:37 |
I really should go. |
| 01:11:38 |
Please stay. Just 'til he comes. |
| 01:11:42 |
LOUIS: We didn't try and cheat, |
| 01:11:43 |
ROSS: No, Louis, we didn't. |
| 01:11:51 |
There are your friends. Go. Have fun. |
| 01:11:54 |
I'll meet you back here at nine. |
| 01:11:59 |
Can we see that, Dad? |
| 01:12:04 |
Look, I think |
| 01:12:08 |
[DOOR SLAMS] |
| 01:12:10 |
- RUBY: Hi. |
| 01:12:14 |
RUBY: What are you buying? |
| 01:12:16 |
GREG: Auntie Winona |
| 01:12:19 |
I have no idea why, |
| 01:12:21 |
Well, A, it's a carbon neutral nightmare. |
| 01:12:23 |
B, Adrienne can never clean it properly. |
| 01:12:26 |
And C, I obviously don't get enough sex. |
| 01:12:28 |
Don't you ever marry |
| 01:12:31 |
You go for someone |
| 01:12:34 |
and who's prepared to |
| 01:12:43 |
Can't fight with Winona. |
| 01:12:48 |
All our unencumbered stuff - the house, |
| 01:12:53 |
All the high-risk stuff - |
| 01:12:55 |
that's in my name. |
| 01:12:58 |
Everything's geared |
| 01:13:01 |
It's so complex. I don't know whether |
| 01:13:05 |
Capitalism, it's exhausting. |
| 01:13:14 |
[MOBILE PHONE BEEPS] |
| 01:13:26 |
I don't know what God wants for me. |
| 01:13:30 |
Why does He give me these feelings, |
| 01:13:36 |
I still want to... |
| 01:13:38 |
share my life with someone. |
| 01:13:41 |
As well as God. |
| 01:13:52 |
I've been trying to pray. |
| 01:13:56 |
I'm sorry, |
| 01:13:58 |
I just can't believe |
| 01:14:02 |
I've tried. |
| 01:14:04 |
Believe me, |
| 01:14:06 |
you know... |
| 01:14:08 |
Who's steering the boat? |
| 01:14:12 |
Me believing in God is... |
| 01:14:15 |
like you believing in Santa Claus. |
| 01:14:17 |
I do believe in Santa Claus. |
| 01:14:29 |
Seriously, do you think that |
| 01:14:34 |
It's not me. |
| 01:14:36 |
It's what it says in the bible. |
| 01:14:38 |
It's what God says. |
| 01:14:48 |
- One more drink? |
| 01:15:14 |
Have a go. |
| 01:15:16 |
Oh, aren't priests allowed? |
| 01:15:17 |
No, it's not... |
| 01:15:19 |
Well, it's trying |
| 01:15:21 |
And someone has to lose for you to win, |
| 01:15:24 |
Isn't faith a gamble? |
| 01:15:26 |
No. It's faith. |
| 01:15:28 |
Go on. I dare you. |
| 01:15:34 |
Go on. One little push. |
| 01:15:37 |
Here we go. |
| 01:15:41 |
[WINNING TONE ON MACHINE PLAYS] |
| 01:15:44 |
Oooo... |
| 01:15:48 |
[MUSIC CONTINUES ON MACHINE] |
| 01:15:50 |
[SOUND OF A HORSE WHINNYING] |
| 01:16:09 |
Hey. |
| 01:16:12 |
Hello. |
| 01:16:13 |
Having a good night? |
| 01:16:15 |
I'm just waiting for my friends. |
| 01:16:19 |
Didn't you like it? |
| 01:16:21 |
What's it about? |
| 01:16:23 |
Mostly boys kissing girls. |
| 01:16:26 |
You prefer boys? |
| 01:16:28 |
To what? |
| 01:16:30 |
- To girls. |
| 01:16:33 |
- On what? |
| 01:16:37 |
Girls aren't as good at football. |
| 01:16:39 |
Except for Stacey. She's fantastic. |
| 01:16:43 |
I guess I meant... you know, sexy things. |
| 01:16:52 |
I don't know. |
| 01:16:55 |
I'm waiting til puberty 'til I decide. |
| 01:16:58 |
How old are you? |
| 01:16:59 |
- Twelve. |
| 01:17:06 |
- So who do you barrack for? |
| 01:17:24 |
And he's gone! Holding the ball. |
| 01:17:29 |
What? |
| 01:17:33 |
Come on. |
| 01:17:36 |
Why didn't you like the movie? |
| 01:17:39 |
It was supposed to be funny. |
| 01:17:43 |
You should have rung me. |
| 01:17:45 |
I don't have a phone. |
| 01:17:47 |
Can I get one? |
| 01:17:50 |
Maybe. |
| 01:17:57 |
Look, I should have encouraged you |
| 01:18:01 |
But I might have missed. |
| 01:18:03 |
They might have got the ball, |
| 01:18:07 |
We won. |
| 01:18:10 |
Yeah... |
| 01:18:15 |
Yeah. |
| 01:18:47 |
["You Sexy Thing" PLAYS] |
| 01:18:50 |
Yeah! Whoa! [CROWD CHEERS] |
| 01:18:59 |
[SINGING] I believe in miracles. |
| 01:19:03 |
Where you from, you sexy thing? |
| 01:19:08 |
I believe in miracles. |
| 01:19:12 |
Where you from, you sexy thing? |
| 01:19:15 |
[MUSIC ENDS, DOOR CLOSES] |
| 01:20:14 |
[COINS RATTLING] |
| 01:20:32 |
Oh! |
| 01:20:36 |
[MUSIC PLAYS] |
| 01:21:05 |
[MUSIC ENDS] |
| 01:21:07 |
Mr Burton, you can come through now. |
| 01:21:20 |
I'm scared I've used up all my luck |
| 01:21:30 |
It can't change anything. |
| 01:21:33 |
It is $25,000. |
| 01:21:35 |
It'd barely dint the mortgage. |
| 01:21:38 |
We've got 38 nit combs. |
| 01:21:41 |
What's Margaret doing with her share? |
| 01:21:45 |
She gave hers to missionaries |
| 01:21:50 |
Well, maybe we should give ours away. |
| 01:21:53 |
You know, to the poor kids in Africa. |
| 01:21:58 |
I don't want to give it to Africa... |
| 01:22:00 |
when there are people far richer having... |
| 01:22:02 |
facials and we've got a big fat mortgage. |
| 01:22:08 |
And I'd still go to hell. |
| 01:22:12 |
Because I don't believe in God. |
| 01:22:16 |
Have no faith. |
| 01:22:19 |
No belief. |
| 01:22:21 |
Nothing. |
| 01:22:24 |
- Neither do I. |
| 01:22:27 |
No, it's not that. |
| 01:22:30 |
It's just that God |
| 01:22:42 |
[DOOR CLOSES] |
| 01:22:45 |
Nerve-wracking, isn't it? |
| 01:22:48 |
I just hope I fit in the machine. |
| 01:22:52 |
Well, that's all you can do, isn't it? |
| 01:22:54 |
MAN: Yep. |
| 01:23:00 |
Hope. |
| 01:23:04 |
[MUSIC PLAYS] |
| 01:23:27 |
ROSIE: Guess what? |
| 01:23:29 |
I was just upstairs. |
| 01:23:31 |
Guess who they've made redundant? |
| 01:23:35 |
Me? |
| 01:23:37 |
Howard! |
| 01:23:40 |
And guess who they asked to take over |
| 01:23:43 |
Me. |
| 01:23:51 |
[CROWD NOISE |
| 01:24:02 |
RUBY: Dad! |
| 01:24:02 |
ROSS: Hey, how are you? |
| 01:24:05 |
RUBY: Yep. |
| 01:24:06 |
- ROSS: How are you, Chloe? |
| 01:24:08 |
Bloody traffic. Can I use your phone? |
| 01:24:11 |
[CHEERING ON TV] |
| 01:24:15 |
ROSS: Oh, mate. Are you okay? |
| 01:24:20 |
We did it. |
| 01:24:22 |
We're in the Finals. |
| 01:24:24 |
I wasn't even wearing my lucky beanie. |
| 01:24:29 |
[CROWD SINGING BULLDOGS SONG] |
| 01:24:41 |
[PHONE RINGS] |
| 01:24:43 |
Hello? |
| 01:24:44 |
I'm sorry, I lost my phone. |
| 01:24:47 |
Are you still at the doctor's? |
| 01:24:49 |
Do you want to hear |
| 01:24:51 |
He said that apart from my |
| 01:24:58 |
I wouldn't call it emotional retardation. |
| 01:25:00 |
No. What would you call it? |
| 01:25:03 |
Gifted? |
| 01:25:04 |
You are. |
| 01:25:06 |
Emotionally gifted. |
| 01:25:09 |
Shall I pick you up? |
| 01:25:10 |
Um... No, no, no. I'm on the bus. |
| 01:25:17 |
- Bye. |
| 01:25:19 |
ROSS: I love you... |
| 01:25:25 |
For an event champagne |
| 01:25:28 |
The best one we have here |
| 01:25:31 |
Wooo! |
| 01:25:36 |
No. They go up |
| 01:25:40 |
And sometimes not at all. |
| 01:25:41 |
But um... |
| 01:25:42 |
it's the emotion you're buying. |
| 01:25:45 |
Um... |
| 01:25:49 |
I... take that one. |
| 01:25:52 |
$30. Right. |
| 01:25:55 |
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] |
| 01:26:00 |
[NATALIE HUMMING] |
| 01:26:01 |
NATALIE: Oh... |
| 01:26:05 |
Bugger, there goes my surprise. |
| 01:26:08 |
ROSS: Sorry. |
| 01:26:17 |
Happy early birthday. |
| 01:26:20 |
And, |
| 01:26:25 |
I got you a cow in Sri Lanka, |
| 01:26:28 |
so you'd have two. |
| 01:26:42 |
Where are the kids? |
| 01:26:43 |
They're at Greg's. |
| 01:26:45 |
He's bought them some new game. |
| 01:26:49 |
I'm happy. |
| 01:26:50 |
I know, it's good, isn't it? |
| 01:26:52 |
I mean I've still got my yellow card, |
| 01:26:59 |
For my next wife, |
| 01:27:02 |
I'd choose you again. |
| 01:27:18 |
[MUSIC PLAYS] |
| 01:28:06 |
Do you know, |
| 01:28:09 |
are distributed each year than the bible? |
| 01:28:12 |
That makes it |
| 01:28:16 |
First control Ikea, |
| 01:28:18 |
the universe will follow. |
| 01:28:21 |
[MUSIC CONTINUES] |
| 01:32:19 |
LOUIS: Go, Doggies. |
| 01:32:31 |
[ENGLISH SDH] |
| 01:32:33 |
[SUBTITLING BY DVDTECH] |
