Mystery Men

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00:01:24 Would you like something sweet?
00:01:42 What do we got here, an antique show?
00:01:44 All right, boys, fan out!
00:01:46 What a wrinkle-fest this is.
00:01:53 Beat it, you broads! Come on!
00:01:56 All right, sit down and shut up!
00:01:59 We're the Red Eyes. Everybody, freeze!
00:02:02 Get their valuables, boys.
00:02:05 Get me some silver chains.
00:02:11 Keep an eye out for me, will you?
00:02:14 -Rolex!
00:02:16 Leave me alone! I'm a veteran!
00:02:18 No! Not that!
00:02:21 I love crashing parties!
00:02:26 Cake!
00:02:31 Pardon me, fatty.
00:02:35 If you're going to eat cake,
00:02:39 You might just as well shovel it in.
00:02:45 People who don't close their mouths
00:02:48 ...make me furious.
00:03:00 One for you.
00:03:02 And for you!
00:03:08 Want a little whipped cream,
00:03:13 Get him!
00:03:17 Is that all you got?
00:03:25 -Throw it!
00:03:31 Blast.
00:03:32 Out of the way!
00:03:44 Yes, this one should stick.
00:03:49 Oh, my!
00:03:52 That's right up the Khyber!
00:04:12 It's Captain Amazing!
00:04:15 It's Amazing! I'm out of here!
00:04:38 C.A., you were, if I may say, amazing.
00:04:42 -Yeah?
00:04:46 He is good.
00:04:48 He is rather ripping.
00:04:49 The spinning and the hurtling
00:04:52 I guarantee he hogs the credit on this one.
00:04:56 I think we have to...
00:04:57 ...at least concede him
00:05:00 No. That's exactly what's holding us back.
00:05:02 Don't put him on the pedestal.
00:05:05 Here he comes.
00:05:09 Bravo and huzzah, Captain.
00:05:11 No autographs till we finish with the press.
00:05:14 We're not.... Allow me to introduce myself.
00:05:16 Blue Raja, master of silverware,
00:05:20 -My colleague, the Shoveler.
00:05:23 Standing rather painfully aside
00:05:27 -How's it hanging?
00:05:30 They're superheroes.
00:05:33 -We fight crime. Call it what you will.
00:05:35 That's great. Just, you know...
00:05:38 ...keep up the good work.
00:05:40 You as well, sir. You as well.
00:05:47 Did you see? Did you....
00:05:48 Did you hear that?
00:05:51 -The good work.
00:05:53 No, Roy. He saluted us. That was real.
00:05:56 -I thought he was sincere.
00:05:58 Hello. Nice to see you.
00:06:00 I saw the action out there tonight.
00:06:03 What you guys need is
00:06:07 I'm a weapons designer.
00:06:10 -I've got what you need.
00:06:14 We'll visit all of you people later.
00:06:17 I don't live here. I'm here for the ladies.
00:06:23 Here, take my card.
00:06:26 My name's Heller. Say it with me.
00:06:29 Heller.
00:06:30 All right. Thank you.
00:06:35 Why do you encourage those people?
00:06:37 -Those people look up to us.
00:06:41 -You know the drill.
00:06:45 Herman, give me a flash.
00:06:48 How are you tonight?
00:06:50 Captain, how did you know
00:06:53 Becky, it's what I do.
00:06:55 Thanks to you, the city's almost crime free.
00:07:00 I wish I had some free time.
00:07:02 People are saying you're so "amazing"
00:07:05 -Have any comments on that?
00:07:09 And is it true that you lost
00:07:14 I hadn't heard that.
00:07:16 Thanks for your questions.
00:07:18 You have no comment
00:07:30 Look who we got.
00:07:32 You again. Wanna-bes.
00:07:35 This city already has a superhero.
00:07:37 -Perhaps you've heard of Captain Amazing.
00:07:42 Do yourself a favor, McGuire.
00:07:44 Don't flip my switch tonight.
00:07:47 He's a big baby.
00:07:48 And what exactly would that do?
00:07:51 Don't turn around, Roy. Don't do it.
00:07:54 -It's not worth it.
00:07:56 It's not worth it.
00:08:00 You know exactly what that would do...
00:08:05 ...checkerhead.
00:08:09 What?
00:08:12 Don't mess with the volcano, my man.
00:08:16 'Cause I will go Pompeii on your butt.
00:08:22 My golly. Good grief.
00:08:26 You keep dreaming, Wanna-be.
00:08:31 Let's go.
00:08:32 Dream on, moron.
00:08:34 I will keep dreaming, my friend.
00:08:37 And when I wake up, you better hope...
00:08:41 ...you better hope you're asleep.
00:08:43 -Don't re-engage him. He's a silly--
00:08:46 -He's immature.
00:08:52 C.A., I'm doing my best.
00:08:54 Your best? Quick question:
00:08:57 Is this your best?
00:08:59 -I realize you're upset.
00:09:02 Do you understand what that means,
00:09:06 ...to know the companies
00:09:09 ...want me to be their spokesperson?
00:09:11 Their voice?
00:09:12 I think we should focus on the positive.
00:09:15 -Tonight was good.
00:09:19 'Cause I was worried it was...pathetic!
00:09:23 "Amazing Triumphs At A Nursing Home!"
00:09:27 I'm a publicist, not a magician.
00:09:29 You want big news?
00:09:31 A superhero needs a supervillain.
00:09:35 Then get the Death Man.
00:09:38 Death Man is dead.
00:09:40 -Father Doom.
00:09:42 Apocalypto's doing 50 years.
00:09:45 -Baron Von Chaos got the chair.
00:09:48 -Casanova is locked up in a nuthouse.
00:09:53 Now, there was a supervillain.
00:09:55 You know, he just....
00:09:58 He's got those eyes, you know?
00:10:00 I can't do it, but....
00:10:03 That voice. Such pure evil.
00:10:05 The battles we used to have.
00:10:07 "Used to."
00:10:09 That's the problem, Captain. "Used to."
00:10:45 Let the records show...
00:10:47 ...that this parole hearing
00:11:05 We now commence the 17th parole hearing
00:11:11 Dr. Leek, you may begin.
00:11:14 Thank you.
00:11:16 Gentlemen of the board,
00:11:19 ...the once infamous evil genius,
00:11:25 -What?
00:11:26 ...that he's of no more danger to the city
00:11:31 -This is outrageous.
00:11:34 Mr. Casanova Frankenstein...
00:11:36 ...do you have anything to say
00:11:40 Blessed disciples of Hippocrates...
00:11:46 ...my heart is split in two.
00:11:51 It brims...
00:11:54 ...with such sorrow
00:11:58 And yet...
00:12:00 ...it swells with love...
00:12:02 ...for you...
00:12:05 ...for this sanctuary...
00:12:09 ...this place of healing.
00:12:11 Within my soul, I feel the choir singing...
00:12:15 ...Beethoven's immortal Ode to Joy...
00:12:20 ...where all men...
00:12:22 ...become brothers.
00:12:28 Am I too late to cast my vote?
00:12:31 Not at all, Lance.
00:12:36 ...that Casanova once had our city
00:12:40 Parole is not an option for this man,
00:12:44 We cannot risk the danger
00:12:47 -I could not agree with you more.
00:12:50 However, I did just have dinner
00:12:56 Maybe you've heard of him?
00:12:59 -Captain Amazing?
00:13:06 "Dear members of the board:
00:13:08 "We all know that society cannot exist
00:13:13 "...but society is also built
00:13:19 "Let us set the tone
00:13:21 "...by making a historic gesture
00:13:24 "Ladies and gentlemen, I implore you...
00:13:27 "...let us grant Casanova Frankenstein...
00:13:31 "...a second chance."
00:13:35 With Captain Amazing's recommendation
00:13:41 ...l suppose we could consider....
00:13:46 I pronounce you...
00:13:52 ...cured.
00:13:57 Hello, Champion City.
00:14:04 Daddy is home.
00:14:22 Hi, everybody.
00:14:23 Tooth decay and gingivitis can be a crime.
00:14:26 That's why I use
00:14:29 Because I want my teeth to look amazing.
00:14:34 I'll bring this up again.
00:14:38 My cousin knows a guy
00:14:40 What will we publicize?
00:14:44 If you didn't smack me with a shovel
00:14:47 ...we'd have more wins to brag about.
00:14:49 I'm sorry. I just tend
00:14:52 ...when I've got a salad fork stuck
00:14:54 I get it. Your shovel in his face is my fault.
00:14:57 You threw a spoon at the guy, Jeff.
00:14:59 -What was up with that?
00:15:03 You're the master of cutlery.
00:15:04 You can't throw a knife
00:15:07 -You can't use a rake?
00:15:10 I'm the Blue Raja. I'm not Stab Man.
00:15:13 I'm not Knifey Boy. I'm the Blue Raja.
00:15:16 -That's another thing.
00:15:17 You could get a bit of blue
00:15:20 You've got green.
00:15:24 It doesn't make a lot of sense.
00:15:26 If we could stop being so literal
00:15:29 Look what I'm doing. Look at that.
00:15:31 I'm putting $150 on the table.
00:15:34 I don't have $150.
00:15:35 If I did, I wouldn't have plundered
00:15:38 It's a waste of money.
00:15:40 You know who doesn't think
00:15:42 Little Mr. Captain Amazing.
00:15:45 If we had a billionaire benefactor
00:15:47 -...we could spend $150.
00:15:51 Don't start that again.
00:15:54 Lance Hunt wears glasses.
00:15:58 He takes them off when he transforms.
00:16:00 That doesn't make any sense.
00:16:06 -Thanks for waiting.
00:16:10 Do you know what you want?
00:16:12 Allow me to begin, my dear. The Blue Raja
00:16:16 My dressing of choice is Rancho Light...
00:16:19 ...and I'd appreciate it
00:16:22 Since it's your first night,
00:16:25 ...if you "fork-get."
00:16:28 Who's next?
00:16:30 Can I get a meatball sandwich
00:16:32 I'll have a steak, very rare.
00:16:35 And could I get some ice?
00:16:37 I had a little mishap defending justice
00:16:40 I thought I heard on TV that
00:16:45 Let's all be good little automaton droids
00:16:51 I'll just go place your order now.
00:16:56 A trifle strident with that crumpet,
00:16:59 I am a ticking time bomb of fury.
00:17:02 When we split the check three ways...
00:17:05 ...the steak-eater picks the pocket
00:17:08 -Just give me the money, Jeff.
00:17:11 -Every time we split it three ways.
00:17:14 Well, you should order more.
00:17:20 Do you see what I see?
00:17:24 It's Tony C.
00:17:25 And Tony P, leader of the Disco Boys.
00:17:38 But why would he be back in town?
00:17:42 Maybe it's time to do a little following
00:17:45 No, it's already 10:30.
00:17:47 I'll get killed by my wife as it is.
00:17:49 Yes, and I've had quite enough excitement
00:17:53 My mistake. I thought I was hanging out
00:17:57 The Shoveler and the Blue Raja.
00:17:59 But, apparently,
00:18:03 -Good night, Roy.
00:18:04 Hang on a second. Lazy Boy and the....
00:18:08 And the Recliner!
00:18:10 Yeah, Lazy Boy and the Recliner!
00:18:13 Guys, are you coming?
00:18:19 Okay, fine. I guess tonight...
00:18:23 ...the lone wolf...
00:18:25 ...hunts alone.
00:18:37 Testicles rising.
00:18:39 Can't breathe. Can't breathe.
00:19:22 Butch needs his vest back.
00:19:26 Well, it's my vest too. I bought it for him.
00:19:31 Okay.
00:19:32 How long you gonna do this, Eddie?
00:19:34 -It's been 12 years.
00:19:38 You got a family to look after, Eddie.
00:19:41 The kids are worried sick about you.
00:19:44 But still you go out, night after night,
00:19:48 Lucille, God gave me a gift.
00:19:52 I shovel very well.
00:19:55 Baby.
00:19:57 You shovel better
00:20:00 But that does not make you a superhero.
00:20:03 -All l--
00:20:06 You're a good husband.
00:20:08 And a good father.
00:20:11 But that's all. Nothing more.
00:20:18 You're right.
00:20:21 I believe in you, Daddy.
00:20:23 Roland, do not encourage your father.
00:20:31 Well, if it isn't our old friends,
00:20:34 Good evening. We weren't expecting
00:20:42 Red Eyes, Red Eyes. What a treat.
00:20:45 We weren't expecting
00:20:50 Jeffrey.
00:20:52 Mom, how many times have I asked you
00:20:55 -What's burning?
00:20:57 I can't even count
00:21:00 One: Always knock.
00:21:03 Three: Do not interrogate me.
00:21:05 -Jeffrey.
00:21:08 Are you into marijuana?
00:21:10 You're cheesing me off so bad.
00:21:12 Just, please.... Good night.
00:21:14 I'm sorry. Jeffrey, please....
00:21:16 -Goodnight.
00:21:21 She's just so--
00:21:57 All right, let's see what's shaking...
00:22:00 ...at the Chez Casa Casanova.
00:22:51 The old disco room.
00:22:59 Just as I left it.
00:23:01 You've been locked up for 20 years.
00:23:07 It must have been hard for you,
00:23:12 ...to hear the people saying
00:23:16 Disco is not dead! Disco is life!
00:23:19 Yes, Tony, that is the passion I remember.
00:23:26 Stick with me, Tony,
00:23:31 ...when I rule this town.
00:23:38 Have you met my psychiatrist?
00:23:43 Come out, come out wherever you....
00:23:46 There we go.
00:23:48 We got a little terrace party.
00:23:50 I want you to spread the word
00:23:54 Tell them that Casanova Frankenstein
00:23:57 ...and that Casanova
00:24:00 ...a little bit different.
00:24:03 Kaboom.
00:24:13 Mama pajama!
00:24:18 What kind of crazy man blows up
00:24:20 And now, if you will excuse me,
00:24:24 ...from a very old friend.
00:24:36 Look what we got.
00:24:43 This is a fine, elegant Harvey Wallbanger.
00:24:49 Even when it's sucked by a scum like you?
00:24:52 Captain Amazing. What a surprise.
00:24:55 Really? I'm not so sure about that.
00:24:59 Your first night of freedom,
00:25:03 Interesting choice.
00:25:06 -I knew you'd know that.
00:25:08 And I knew you'd know I'd know you knew.
00:25:11 But I didn't.
00:25:16 Did you know that?
00:25:20 Of course.
00:25:21 -Please, won't you join me?
00:25:25 Quick thought.
00:25:26 Would you mind removing
00:25:29 ...in the ring on the index finger
00:25:32 Of course.
00:25:33 If it wouldn't be too much trouble,
00:25:36 ...the psychotropic bacterium
00:25:40 Done.
00:25:41 The cold fusion ultrasonic neuro-stunner
00:25:46 We know each other so well,
00:25:50 We've always been each other's
00:25:54 Nemesis....
00:25:56 What's the plural on that?
00:25:58 Nemeses.
00:26:00 Whatever.
00:26:02 You're going to prison
00:26:04 Here in Champion City...
00:26:06 ...we still do a fairly brisk trade...
00:26:10 ...in justice.
00:26:11 I thought it was all about the publicity
00:26:15 It's that kind of cynicism that I truly feel...
00:26:17 ...is starting to poison society.
00:26:20 Looky here.
00:26:22 A multi-frequency radio detonator.
00:26:25 You should be careful
00:26:28 Oh, no. This is an amusing little gizmo.
00:26:31 It's really quite cool.
00:26:34 Yeah? What is it?
00:26:41 It's a chloroform-deploying
00:26:49 Dang!
00:26:53 Lancie...
00:26:56 ...you really are so predictable.
00:27:11 -'Morning, Sally.
00:27:13 Yes, I know. I was up all night,
00:27:17 ...but you don't care about that.
00:27:19 Work starts at 9:00! It's 9:25!
00:27:22 I guess all the junk's
00:27:25 When are you gonna tear down
00:27:28 We went through this yesterday.
00:27:33 It can withstand bombs.
00:27:36 Just junk it.
00:27:38 -If you gave me the proper tools, I could--
00:27:42 I'm willing to have this discussion
00:27:45 ...but I think we should deal with it
00:27:50 I want it junked.
00:27:52 Okay.
00:27:54 Right now, I'm kind of like a powder keg...
00:27:56 ...and you're the match.
00:27:58 If you tell me to junk it one more time--
00:28:01 Junk it now!
00:28:03 You got that?
00:28:20 That little sucker just saved your life.
00:28:23 Just junk it, you miserable cuss.
00:28:47 We interrupt this program
00:28:50 Champion City's best-known billionaire,
00:28:54 Police hope Captain Amazing
00:28:57 ...but have, so far, failed to contact
00:29:04 He makes a wonderful trophy,
00:29:09 I think we need to talk
00:29:11 You know my plans, Lancie.
00:29:14 Tomorrow night...
00:29:16 ...I'm going to kill you.
00:29:18 That's the part
00:29:20 When the clock strikes 12:00...
00:29:23 ...cuckoo, cuckoo...
00:29:25 ...you will be dead...
00:29:27 ...and my city will be given
00:29:30 You must go with
00:29:33 ...but, I just keep coming back
00:29:35 I'm spitballing here,
00:29:39 ...the Captain to the authorities.
00:29:41 I say you're completely reformed. Wink.
00:29:46 Then, at that point, you do
00:29:50 I mean, is it a perfect plan?
00:29:53 No.
00:29:55 And I think that's what I like about it.
00:30:00 Okay, that's great. Turn off the lights now.
00:30:03 It was just an idea!
00:30:06 You let me live, I am your sidekick.
00:30:10 I'm like Amazing Boy or....
00:30:12 Casanova?
00:30:15 -Are you sure Captain Amazing is in there?
00:30:54 Wait! Hear that?
00:30:57 We must have hit a trip wire.
00:30:59 It could be a photon eviscerator
00:31:01 It could be a cybernetic atom scrambler.
00:31:05 Sounds more like a heat-seeking
00:31:08 -Quickly, cover your mouth.
00:31:09 -Don't move!
00:31:11 -Let's bolt!
00:31:12 -Don't breathe!
00:31:16 It's the sprinkler.
00:31:21 Isn't that just fabu? I'm positively soaked.
00:31:29 What do we got here?
00:31:31 I think they're supposed
00:31:34 They made a big mistake coming
00:31:42 -What's so funny?
00:31:46 Couldn't you be a little more creative
00:31:48 Do forgive the impertinence...
00:31:50 ...but what does a pistol
00:31:53 -Weak.
00:31:56 Check out the guy with the pipe.
00:32:00 There's no theme at all here, mates.
00:32:02 If you're gonna carry a chain,
00:32:05 See what I'm saying?
00:32:08 What's up, Tiger Lily?
00:32:09 The top of your head?
00:32:18 We'll never get in there.
00:32:21 Amazing's in there. I saw him go in.
00:32:24 There's never any evil trios, are there?
00:32:26 No, they've all got to travel in gangs
00:32:30 -Maybe it's time to level the playing field.
00:32:35 I'm talking about recruiting.
00:32:37 There are many guys who'd kill
00:32:40 -Plenty of poseurs, you mean.
00:32:43 But there's got to be a couple of guys
00:32:48 Or like a guy who can shoot
00:32:52 Or something like that.
00:32:55 -Well, there's the Sphinx, of course.
00:32:58 -The Sphinx.
00:33:00 Big crimefighter from down south.
00:33:04 -What's his power?
00:33:07 That's it? That's his power?
00:33:10 -Terribly mysterious.
00:33:14 ...cut guns in half with his mind.
00:33:17 Really? I hadn't heard that.
00:33:20 We'll track this Sphinx down.
00:33:22 Meantime, I have an idea
00:33:26 I'm free for lunch tomorrow.
00:33:29 Nothing I couldn't move around.
00:33:43 Listen, why don't you guys go on ahead?
00:33:47 Oh, I see.
00:33:59 Good cause there,
00:34:04 Hog queen?
00:34:07 -What?
00:34:10 Not really.
00:34:13 'Cause I got a motorcycle.
00:34:16 Yeah, what kind?
00:34:18 -It's a Harley.
00:34:21 Compatible. It's a Harley compatible.
00:34:28 I hope we're cool about last night.
00:34:31 Last night?
00:34:32 Like I said, I was kind of
00:34:36 Sometimes that comes off
00:34:40 I don't find you threatening...
00:34:42 You're very kind.
00:34:45 ...at all.
00:34:48 I still feel like I should make it up
00:34:53 I should take you out to dinner or
00:34:57 I'm really busy.
00:35:03 Right.
00:35:06 Our little chess game continues.
00:35:11 Yeah?
00:35:12 We're looking for the one
00:35:16 All my life, I've been ignored by people.
00:35:21 ...l found I have the power to disappear.
00:35:24 -It's real ironic how it happened 'cause--
00:35:28 -Yeah, sure. Come on.
00:35:31 Dad, I'm going to my room
00:35:36 -And that's pretty much it.
00:35:40 -You are capable of becoming invisible?
00:35:44 -But you can't give us a demonstration?
00:35:47 I can only become invisible
00:35:51 So, you're only invisible to yourself?
00:35:54 No. If I look at myself,
00:35:59 So, you can only become invisible
00:36:06 -Yes.
00:36:09 ...but I wonder how you can be certain
00:36:16 When you go invisible...
00:36:19 ...you can feel it.
00:36:22 -I'm leaving.
00:36:24 Wait, guys. Don't go.
00:36:27 Can I come?
00:36:31 Look, no offense, kid, but...
00:36:32 ...we're going up against a really powerful
00:36:37 That means we got to find a lot
00:36:40 We have no idea where to even start--
00:36:42 I know tons of superheroes.
00:36:45 -I'm sure you know a lot--
00:36:47 I'm always at costume shops,
00:36:50 ...talking to guys, making connections.
00:36:52 If you want to break in,
00:36:55 ...and I know how to network.
00:36:58 -Sorry, kid.
00:37:01 Haven't you guys ever been a kid?
00:37:04 Haven't you guys ever had a dream?
00:37:15 Let me see, who else have I met?
00:37:18 The Pickler.
00:37:19 Princess Headbutt.
00:37:20 White Flight and the Black Menace.
00:37:23 Slow down, slow down.
00:37:25 Then there's Professor Pink Belly...
00:37:27 ...and Lucky Pierre and The French Tickler.
00:37:30 "French Tickler."
00:37:32 -You've got all their telephone numbers?
00:37:35 We've got to figure out a way
00:37:39 -Some kind of a tryout.
00:37:42 Throw in a barbecue and a few kegs,
00:37:45 The mooch factor is high with this crowd.
00:37:47 A barbecue. That's a good idea.
00:37:50 What? Bugger all, it's the Spleen.
00:37:53 -Who's that?
00:38:10 Hi, fellas.
00:38:12 Word on the street is
00:38:15 -Not really.
00:38:17 Rotten luck.
00:38:20 Here we go.
00:38:21 -Perfect timing.
00:38:25 -Hamburger, right?
00:38:27 Enjoy.
00:38:29 Why are you guys always dissing me?
00:38:32 I'm a superhero, too. I have powers.
00:38:34 Really? Like what?
00:38:37 So glad you asked.
00:38:38 -Oh, no.
00:38:40 Excuse me.
00:38:44 It all started
00:38:48 One day, while walking with friends...
00:38:50 ...l accidentally cut the cheese.
00:38:52 In my adolescent awkwardness...
00:38:55 ...l blamed it on an old gypsy woman
00:38:58 Big mistake!
00:39:01 The gypsy woman placed a curse
00:39:04 Because I'd smelt it...
00:39:05 ...she decreed I would forevermore
00:39:10 -Let me illustrate.
00:39:13 It's not necessary, really.
00:39:16 Let's see.
00:39:18 Distance:
00:39:21 Seven meters.
00:39:23 Air speed: normal.
00:39:25 Compensate for air conditioning.
00:39:29 -Pull my fingers.
00:39:31 Oh, dear God.
00:39:34 S! B! D!
00:39:45 Silent, but deadly.
00:39:47 -That's good shooting.
00:39:49 It's disgusting. Don't encourage him.
00:39:53 You guys are recruiting for superheroes.
00:39:57 Where are the tryouts?
00:39:58 We don't know yet.
00:40:03 Bet we'd get a big turnout if we did it
00:40:08 Oh, no.
00:40:10 Absolutely not. Nope.
00:40:19 I don't deserve this.
00:40:21 I know.
00:40:24 -A lot of other men I could have married.
00:40:27 If one person vomits in my pool,
00:40:32 That's fair.
00:40:33 Come on, kids!
00:40:42 State your name and power.
00:40:44 I am the Waffler.
00:40:45 With my griddle of justice,
00:40:48 ...or I burn them like so.
00:40:51 Don't do that.
00:40:53 I also have my truth syrup,
00:40:57 And I'm working on a theme song.
00:40:59 "Waffle Man, I am the Waffler
00:41:02 "Golden, crispy, bad guys are history"
00:41:07 And I'm running. Just think about it.
00:41:09 Do you have a health plan?
00:41:11 -Next.
00:41:16 And I am Son of Pencilhead!
00:41:18 -We erase crime.
00:41:21 Yes, thank you.
00:41:22 -Did I do all right?
00:41:27 I'm the Ballerina Man.
00:41:32 I don't need to see that.
00:41:43 Thanks.
00:41:44 -I am--
00:41:46 -You copied me.
00:41:48 -Did not!
00:41:49 Ladies, now let's play nicely.
00:42:02 I'd say there's potential...there.
00:42:05 I be the Bullfighter. I fight the bull!
00:42:10 Greetings, fellow crime fighters.
00:42:13 I am Squeegeeman.
00:42:14 -Do you sense its power?
00:42:17 P.M.S. Avenger. I work four days a month.
00:42:21 No.
00:42:22 -Whatever you say.
00:42:25 -Quite all right.
00:42:27 Okay, that's it.
00:42:39 That was a complete waste of time.
00:42:41 Like so many things we do.
00:42:45 Hi. Am I too late to try out?
00:42:49 -What time is it?
00:42:52 Sorry. You'll have to pretend
00:42:55 Really? I see.
00:42:58 That's fine.
00:43:19 Look out!
00:43:34 I guess I'll just have
00:43:37 -You can't go.
00:43:40 -Where you going?
00:43:42 -One second.
00:43:43 -Hold on.
00:43:44 Settle down.
00:43:45 That was great.
00:43:47 We could squeeze in one more interview.
00:43:49 Yes, seeing how you schlepped
00:43:52 -Appreciate that. Thanks.
00:43:54 What's up? I'm the Spleen.
00:43:57 I'm the Bowler. How're you doing?
00:43:59 You're very attractive.
00:44:03 Why don't you...
00:44:05 ...tell us about yourself.
00:44:07 Help us understand why
00:44:09 ...over all the other qualified applicants.
00:44:11 -What other qualified applicants?
00:44:15 Start at the top.
00:44:19 I got my powers from my father.
00:44:21 Who's he?
00:44:22 Have you ever heard of
00:44:25 Have we ever heard....
00:44:27 Blimey, don't tell us
00:44:30 I remember there being a little controversy
00:44:33 The police said it was an accident.
00:44:35 He came home late one night
00:44:38 ...onto some bullets.
00:44:40 I've always suspected a bit of foul play.
00:44:42 As have l.
00:44:44 Daddy's little girl is all grown up...
00:44:46 ...looking for a little revenge?
00:44:48 Yeah, that is it.
00:44:51 -Why don't you tell me?
00:44:53 -Why don't you tell me?
00:44:56 -Why don't you tell me?
00:45:03 All right, you've seen what I can do.
00:45:05 You want to use my talents or not?
00:45:07 If you don't, I seek another cabal.
00:45:10 -We definitely need you.
00:45:13 Bowler. Evelyn.
00:45:15 -Carol.
00:45:17 Will you join our little ragtag trio?
00:45:20 I think you mean quartet--
00:45:21 What are you talking about?
00:45:25 Nobody's green lit any new memberships,
00:45:30 You've got a good arm. I'll give you that.
00:45:32 -But we are the lead cadre--
00:45:35 -You're in.
00:45:37 -Guys, what are--
00:45:40 Welcome.
00:45:42 -What?
00:45:55 Are Spleen and I on the team or not?
00:45:57 In my opinion,
00:45:59 ...we shouldn't be flinging memberships...
00:46:01 ...at every guy who puts together
00:46:04 Just be sure to jump in
00:46:07 -You do your share, we'll keep you around.
00:46:10 You're a British man
00:46:12 No. Until the early part of this century,
00:46:18 ...whose government there was called
00:46:21 ...after the Hindi word for "sovereignty."
00:46:23 -Furthermore--
00:46:26 Dad....
00:46:27 No, he's not a commie nor a fruit.
00:46:30 Sorry.
00:46:33 His ignorance embarrasses me.
00:46:36 Am I to understand you've inserted
00:46:39 ...inside of that ball for bowling?
00:46:41 No. The guy at the pro shop did it.
00:46:47 That was Casanova's limo.
00:46:48 You bet your sweet bippy it was.
00:46:51 He's probably got Amazing in there.
00:46:58 -Here we go.
00:47:01 Great.
00:47:03 So tell me, who can we count on seeing
00:47:07 All the top gangs will be there, Cas.
00:47:09 They want to know
00:47:14 Mr. Casanova...
00:47:17 ...l think we're being followed.
00:47:34 Let us say hello.
00:47:43 -What's he doing?
00:48:02 Hello.
00:48:04 I would like a double burger
00:48:07 Do you boys want something to drink?
00:48:11 We think you did something bad
00:48:13 We'd like you to tell us where he is.
00:48:15 Captain who?
00:48:19 I don't like your tone, Frankenpuss.
00:48:22 Do yourself a favor
00:48:24 I'm a Pantera's box
00:48:26 It is Pandora.
00:48:29 Please don't correct me. It sickens me.
00:48:31 You guys never learn, do you?
00:48:34 Apparently we don't, ass.
00:48:37 -I know you.
00:48:40 -You knew my father.
00:48:42 Carmine.
00:48:43 Carmine? The Bowler?
00:48:46 -Yep.
00:48:49 -Is that a problem?
00:48:52 I'm the guy that gave your daddy the shaft.
00:48:55 This is the last time I'm going to ask you:
00:49:00 And a Diet Pepsi with a little bit of ice.
00:49:08 Hey, Shov!
00:49:16 Boys, let's go.
00:49:20 Fork yourself!
00:49:26 Pull!
00:49:45 -Come on, Roy, let's get out of here.
00:49:50 People who live in glass houses, shouldn't,
00:49:55 Come on! That's enough!
00:50:00 "The roof is on fire! The roof!
00:50:02 "The roof! The roof is on fire!
00:50:05 "We don't need no water!"
00:50:10 Here comes Daddy.
00:50:25 Go, go!
00:50:45 I would like to make a toast
00:50:49 The relationship you have with your
00:50:53 -It's true, quite true.
00:50:56 Yes, I know a father's role is vital
00:51:00 No, I'm not disrespecting you.
00:51:02 You have to allow me
00:51:06 ...and talk to my new friends.
00:51:08 Anyway, I'm an adult now.
00:51:11 Do you want to go back in the bag?
00:51:13 Is that how we're gonna do it now?
00:51:16 If you don't zip it....
00:51:24 I was going to say that parents
00:51:28 Tell me about it.
00:51:34 There's not enough beer in the world.
00:51:38 "I'm sorry."
00:51:40 You've got to live in truth.
00:51:42 The woman's a tiger.
00:51:50 Barkeep, another round...
00:51:52 ...for my sweet team of superfriends.
00:51:56 Barkeep, another round for the super...
00:52:00 ...super-bellies.
00:52:03 That's what's so cool about this team.
00:52:05 Everyone has their own powers
00:52:09 Pull my finger.
00:52:17 -What?
00:52:20 I was wondering when
00:52:25 It'll happen, kid. Don't worry.
00:52:31 -I say, "sabotage."
00:52:33 The Shoveler is hammered!
00:52:35 The Shoveler is hammered!
00:52:46 What's the name of this team?
00:52:47 How about the Super Squad?
00:52:49 How about the Six Dead Guys
00:52:52 No. The Magnificent Dead Guys.
00:52:55 What about the Legendary Super Freaks?
00:52:57 Way too positive. They totaled our car.
00:53:09 -Ready?
00:53:13 -Aim.
00:53:17 I love you!
00:53:19 Fire!
00:53:27 Six Very Nearly Dead Guys
00:53:32 -That's it. That's your name.
00:53:35 -Dig, man?
00:53:37 That's your name.
00:53:46 Criminy. You're the Sphinx.
00:53:49 And you are fools.
00:53:52 Tonight...
00:53:53 ...you proved...
00:53:56 ...your inexperience.
00:53:58 The wise man knows that he is weakest...
00:54:02 ...when he thinks himself strong.
00:54:06 Mysterious.
00:54:08 Terribly mysterious.
00:54:10 Casanova Frankenstein...
00:54:12 ...is no ordinary villain.
00:54:14 To fight him...
00:54:15 ...you must have extraordinary skill.
00:54:19 Thank you for that little piece
00:54:22 -I wouldn't have thought--
00:54:24 -Do you have any manners?
00:54:27 -I don't know. Do you?
00:54:28 -Why don't you tell me?
00:54:31 -I don't know.
00:54:33 Silence!
00:54:35 We'll have to separate you two.
00:54:37 Is that what you want?
00:54:40 He started it.
00:54:42 You must be like the wolf pack...
00:54:47 ...not like the six-pack.
00:54:50 Teamwork. Yes!
00:54:51 You are not ready
00:54:56 Not until you have vanquished
00:55:00 Yes!
00:55:02 It's cool, isn't it?
00:55:03 It goes right up to the point of being,
00:55:08 It's leadership.
00:55:12 Yes, I quite agree.
00:55:14 Sphinx, will you guide
00:55:19 Wait a minute.
00:55:20 Are you serious? Come on.
00:55:22 Will you shape us, mold us?
00:55:24 Please unify us and make us whole.
00:55:27 To learn my teachings...
00:55:30 ...l must first teach you...
00:55:33 ...how to learn.
00:55:45 Learn to hide your strikes
00:55:48 ...and you'll more easily strike his hide.
00:56:00 -How many weapons do you wield?
00:56:03 No. The fist, the knee,
00:56:06 You must lash out with every limb,
00:56:15 Why am I doing this again?
00:56:17 When you can balance a tack hammer
00:56:19 ...you will head off your foes
00:56:23 And why am I wearing
00:56:33 I don't remember telling you to do that.
00:56:38 Wait a minute. Wait.
00:56:59 I believe in my powers.
00:57:01 "l believe in my powers."
00:57:04 I believe in the powers of my teammates.
00:57:07 "l believe in the powers of my teammates."
00:57:10 I trust in my powers.
00:57:13 "l trust in my powers."
00:57:15 I trust in the powers of my teammates.
00:57:18 "l trust in the powers of my teammates."
00:57:23 This team must learn to work together...
00:57:25 ...or mark my words...
00:57:28 ...it will be torn apart!
00:57:31 Now...
00:57:33 ...gather round.
00:57:35 Gather round. Embrace one another.
00:57:37 Gather round.
00:57:45 Why do you stand aside
00:57:47 "Practice"?
00:57:49 That's not practicing.
00:57:52 We should be busting in
00:57:54 He who questions training,
00:58:01 What?
00:58:08 -Who was looking for the pinking shears?
00:58:11 Yes...
00:58:13 ...work well on your new costumes.
00:58:16 For when you care for what is outside...
00:58:19 ...what is inside cares for you.
00:58:22 The clock is ticking here.
00:58:24 Are we gonna sew dresses all day
00:58:28 -I need a thimble. Does anybody--
00:58:30 To summon your power
00:58:33 ...you must first have power
00:58:36 Am I the only one who finds these sayings
00:58:40 "lf you wanna push it down,
00:58:42 "lf you want to go left, you must go right."
00:58:44 Your temper is very quick,
00:58:49 Your rage will become your master?
00:58:52 That's what you were gonna say, right?
00:58:54 -Right?
00:58:57 That's it. I'm out of here.
00:58:59 Thanks for the advice, Mr. Mysterioso,
00:59:03 -Come on, Eddie. Let's go.
00:59:05 -He's getting results.
00:59:08 Come on, Jeff. Let's peel some lilies.
00:59:12 I don't want to leave the Sphinx.
00:59:14 How about the rest of you?
00:59:16 Do you want to play Suzie Homemaker,
00:59:28 Okay, I don't need a compass to tell me
00:59:33 -Let's talk about this.
00:59:36 Do you want to sit here
00:59:39 ...or do you want to take care of business?
00:59:43 Well, I guess from now on
00:59:55 -We should go after him.
00:59:57 -Just let him go. He's a baby.
01:00:01 If you love him, why not marry him?
01:00:03 -Why don't you marry him?
01:00:06 Bowler, Shoveler, please!
01:00:08 Sphinx, what wisdom can you give us
01:00:12 Yeah, what do we do?
01:00:15 The loss of manpower can be replaced
01:00:23 Well, I won't use guns.
01:00:25 He won't even use a knife.
01:00:27 You're not going to start
01:00:29 Casanova will have many weapons.
01:00:32 To beat him, you will have to have
01:00:40 Heller.
01:00:49 "Dr. A. Heller. Weapons designer...
01:00:53 "...innovator, inventor, world changer."
01:01:16 Why does he live
01:01:18 Because he's an eccentric genius.
01:01:20 I'll take point. You two flank.
01:01:23 -Equilateral or isosceles?
01:01:42 Who would want to rent a chicken?
01:01:46 It's weird in here. It's scary and weird.
01:02:00 There's another chicken.
01:02:02 Crazy chicken world.
01:02:15 Dr. Heller?
01:02:18 We come in peace.
01:02:21 Shovel Head?
01:02:22 The Shoveler.
01:02:25 Of course.
01:02:27 Fork Man?
01:02:28 No, I'm the Spleen. To see my power,
01:02:31 -Please, don't!
01:02:33 Dr. Heller, we're on a mission.
01:02:37 Shouldn't we see a diploma
01:02:40 You came to the right place, baby.
01:02:48 Where are your friends?
01:02:51 What friends?
01:02:53 Your friends.
01:02:54 I thought you guys
01:02:57 -You mean a team? A Superteam?
01:03:01 Apparently, it's now
01:03:05 -You had a falling out?
01:03:11 Is it okay if I just have the coffee?
01:03:13 -I'm not very hungry.
01:03:21 What time do you get off work?
01:03:24 Half hour.
01:03:26 Why?
01:03:28 No reason.
01:03:31 It might be a good idea
01:03:33 The city's been real, real dangerous...
01:03:36 ...since Amazing went M.I.A.
01:03:41 I've been working on
01:03:44 It'd probably be safer
01:03:47 Also, it would be great to just...
01:03:51 ...walk you home.
01:03:54 Sure.
01:04:00 This will even things up a little bit.
01:04:04 -Look at this!
01:04:08 You're gonna kill somebody.
01:04:10 Listen, everything here is non-lethal.
01:04:15 "Non-lethal"? What?
01:04:17 I don't make anything that's deadly.
01:04:19 I see. How delightfully eccentric...
01:04:22 ...while simultaneously
01:04:25 -No offense. Shall we?
01:04:27 -I said good day.
01:04:29 That is why, in general,
01:04:32 ...than a garden-variety scientist.
01:04:38 Incoming!
01:04:44 -Look out!
01:05:08 Doc, you're a genius.
01:05:10 A canned tornado?
01:05:12 Totally non-lethal, but totally effective.
01:05:15 What is this thing
01:05:17 That's a shrinker.
01:05:19 How do you know?
01:05:20 A manual. Cool.
01:05:22 That's a high-temperature,
01:05:25 ...based on simple dry-cleaning technology.
01:05:29 You aim that at a guy...
01:05:32 ...his clothes get so tight
01:05:36 I can trick that out with a holster.
01:05:38 It comes with a leather carrying case.
01:05:42 Nicely done.
01:05:43 -What do you call this?
01:05:46 -"A blame-thrower"?
01:05:49 Your bad attitude is hurting this team!
01:05:51 -Stop spitting! I already took a shower!
01:05:55 -Want me to pop that zit for you?
01:05:58 -You're always spraying!
01:06:03 -I'm sorry.
01:06:05 No, no.
01:06:10 -Doctor, you are a genius.
01:06:15 I still want to be with them
01:06:18 So why don't you just go back?
01:06:20 No, I just left this morning.
01:06:23 -This is my place.
01:06:25 They're your friends. They'll understand.
01:06:30 That actually could work.
01:06:32 I'm Mr. Furious, right?
01:06:36 I go storming off.
01:06:39 -I mean, it's all in how you play it, right?
01:06:42 Just go back, say you're sorry
01:06:47 You think there's a really angry way
01:06:50 'Cause that's kind of my....
01:06:52 I gotta stick with the anger thing
01:06:59 Maybe people like you
01:07:02 You know?
01:07:05 Okay, I'm gonna go.
01:07:12 You should go find your friends.
01:07:27 Good.
01:07:28 Now, the three of you
01:07:32 You will snatch up the hostage
01:07:35 We three scouts are like the eagle's eye:
01:07:41 -Are you ready?
01:07:43 Then let operation Three-Eyed,
01:07:52 Shotgun!
01:07:53 I think not, my friend.
01:08:03 Silly twit.
01:08:06 Give me a second.
01:08:12 -Hey.
01:08:14 Not a lot. What's up with you?
01:08:17 Nothing much.
01:08:20 -Have you seen my address book?
01:08:25 It's denim. It says "Hang loose" on it
01:08:30 No.
01:08:34 You should probably think
01:08:36 Right.
01:08:45 I should probably....
01:08:50 Eddie, there's something I want to say.
01:08:54 I'm angry about being left out
01:08:57 ...and about what's happening
01:09:05 Oh, boy.
01:09:09 Temperature rising.
01:09:12 Vision blurring.
01:09:14 Rage taking over.
01:09:17 I got an idea.
01:09:19 Okay.
01:09:21 Rage subsiding.
01:09:24 Pulse slowing.
01:09:27 Anger fading.
01:09:32 That was quick thinking, Eddie.
01:09:36 Well, I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt.
01:10:07 Drink, drink!
01:10:15 Right, then. I'll go and scout out a way in.
01:10:17 -What should the signal be?
01:10:20 No, no, what about: "whippoorwill"?
01:10:22 -No, "Caree, caroo."
01:10:25 -Not interested.
01:10:28 -We must find an open window.
01:10:31 Go, go!
01:10:38 Does everyone have a drink?
01:10:40 -Yes, we all do!
01:10:43 Good. Well, it is wonderful in my heart...
01:10:47 ...to see so many familiar faces once again.
01:10:51 The Susies: assassins from the East.
01:10:56 The Suits: downsizing all those
01:11:00 The Furriers: always dressed to kill.
01:11:08 The Frat Boys: still on probation
01:11:13 Phi Zeta!
01:11:14 Of course, the Not So Goody Mob:
01:11:18 Putting the rhyme into crime!
01:11:20 The pleasure's all mine, Frankenstein.
01:11:22 We're about to perpetrate some evil
01:11:25 Rappin', snappin', cappin'.
01:11:28 Tonight, we are having quite a party.
01:11:33 I have a little something up my sleeve...
01:11:36 ...and I'm not just talking
01:11:45 I have created a beautiful machine...
01:11:49 ...that is going to encourage
01:11:52 ...to share my vision...
01:11:55 ...of the world!
01:11:58 Can you dig it?
01:12:02 What about Captain Amazing?
01:12:05 That is an excellent question, Big Tobacco.
01:12:09 What will we do about the greatest
01:12:13 For the answer,
01:12:18 Dude, can we bring the brewskis?
01:12:21 Yes, of course.
01:12:33 Things look pretty quiet to me.
01:12:39 Invisible Boy, did you just let one go?
01:12:41 -No, that wasn't me.
01:12:50 Don't run! He'll shoot!
01:13:00 Is he doing what I think he's doing?
01:13:08 Just go with it.
01:13:20 -Can anybody see anything?
01:13:22 -Who said "hey"?
01:13:24 Eddie, you don't have to say,
01:13:27 -If someone says, "Who?" and you say--
01:13:31 It's Captain Amazing!
01:13:34 -We've been looking for you.
01:13:42 We meet again, Captain.
01:13:45 -We're here to rescue you.
01:13:48 I'm Blue Raja. Do you recall me?
01:13:51 You said to keep up the good work
01:13:54 I meet so many people in this business,
01:13:57 You two, locate the master
01:14:01 Could you open that up?
01:14:02 You'll be out in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
01:14:04 -Frightfully uncomfortable.
01:14:06 -How does this work?
01:14:08 You've got to push this thing in
01:14:11 -Don't force it!
01:14:14 This contraption is a weapon
01:14:16 Casanova plans to turn it
01:14:20 Something's happening.
01:14:21 Very good. On the wall to your left
01:14:26 "Toggles"? What do you mean?
01:14:29 -I see them, Captain.
01:14:31 -Flip the first toggle.
01:14:36 -Excellent work. Now, flip the--
01:14:40 Could you just stay over there, please?
01:14:43 Of course.
01:14:47 Sorry.
01:14:49 -Now flip the second toggle.
01:14:52 The man knows what he's saying.
01:14:54 Captain, I'm just gonna ask you directly.
01:14:59 It's me.
01:15:01 No, I'm kidding.
01:15:03 -What's next?
01:15:07 -Again?
01:15:10 -Flip the toggle twice?
01:15:12 Don't do that. Just flip it again now.
01:15:16 Does he understand what I'm asking?
01:15:17 Hold on a second.
01:15:22 ...are involved in this procedure?
01:15:24 I just.... It's...seven!
01:15:28 -Seven?
01:15:30 -Seven?
01:15:32 You phrased that incorrectly.
01:15:36 ...not counting the gratuitous toggle flip
01:15:39 -...in a moment of panic.
01:15:42 Could we just start again?
01:15:45 No, you freak, there's no reset button.
01:15:49 Don't stare at me.
01:15:51 -You're a moron!
01:15:53 -Don't call her a moron. That's not cool.
01:15:56 -I will do it!
01:15:59 It's this one, yes?
01:16:02 Wrong switch.
01:16:21 Everybody heard me say,
01:16:24 My God, we killed him.
01:16:27 What do you mean "we"? I was right here.
01:16:43 I'm gonna check his pulse.
01:16:51 I don't think he'll pull through.
01:16:53 Somebody's coming.
01:16:56 Everybody should just keep
01:16:59 Go, go, go.
01:17:08 God in heaven!
01:17:16 -This sucker's dead!
01:17:20 As you can see...
01:17:22 ...l have taken Captain Amazing...
01:17:25 ...out of the picture.
01:17:28 It's time for us to rule.
01:17:32 Tonight at midnight,
01:17:36 ...what I have done
01:17:39 There'll still be time to go up,
01:17:45 -Come on. Let's get out of here.
01:17:48 -There's been a bit of a cock-up.
01:17:50 Guys, I think we got bigger fish
01:17:54 -What the hell was that machine?
01:17:56 But I know where we can go to find out.
01:18:04 The vermin are back, Tony.
01:18:08 Vermin should be exterminated, Casanova.
01:18:13 A fish fork is no match for my machine!
01:18:18 But I think we should take out
01:18:22 Don't you think?
01:18:23 It's a psychofrakulator.
01:18:25 It creates a cloud of radically fluctuating
01:18:29 ...which penetrate the synaptic relays.
01:18:31 It's concatenated with
01:18:35 ...that creates a virtual tributary.
01:18:38 It's focused onto a biobolic reflector.
01:18:41 And what happens is
01:18:46 ...and the brain is literally fried
01:18:48 -Where would you get it?
01:18:52 The equations were so complex that
01:18:56 ...wound up in an insane asylum.
01:18:57 Which is where Casanova's been
01:19:01 If he uses it, it'll waste Champion City!
01:19:03 -Not "if." "When."
01:19:06 Unfortunately, we just killed him.
01:19:08 No, unfortunately, you killed him.
01:19:11 Because you have problems at home
01:19:14 "Sorry. Mummy. I'm English.
01:19:18 K-l-L-L-E-D. You killed him.
01:19:20 You killed him. You hit the switch.
01:19:23 It's the same difference. He's still dead.
01:19:26 -You did kind of--
01:19:30 Sphinx, what in heaven's name do we do?
01:19:34 Sometimes...
01:19:35 ...the true hero is the one
01:19:40 -I like the way this man thinks.
01:19:44 We can't run.
01:19:45 Yes. It's been established that we can run.
01:19:49 This is egg salad loaded with cholesterol.
01:19:54 Hardly seems to matter now.
01:20:00 Amazing is gone.
01:20:01 There's no use waiting for the cavalry,
01:20:06 -Yeah, but I don't wanna get frakulated.
01:20:09 -We still get frakulated.
01:20:14 We're not your classic superheroes.
01:20:16 We're not the favorites.
01:20:19 We're the guys nobody ever bets on.
01:20:24 But I'll tell you what I think.
01:20:25 You and that ball of yours
01:20:29 Invisible Boy,
01:20:33 Sphinx, you have trained us well.
01:20:35 Dr. Heller, you might
01:20:39 Spleen, I don't want to stand behind you.
01:20:42 But I'll fight beside you with pride.
01:20:45 Jeff, you've got a rare and beautiful gift.
01:20:48 The city needs you tonight. And, Roy...
01:20:51 ...in all the years I've known you,
01:20:55 You lifted a city bus once.
01:20:58 I think you've got what it takes
01:21:02 We're all in over our heads,
01:21:04 But if we take on this fight,
01:21:07 ...will forever after show our scars
01:21:11 "That's right. I was there.
01:21:15 So, what do you say?
01:21:17 Do we all gather together
01:21:22 ...or do I eat this sandwich?
01:21:26 I say, what the fork. Let's do it.
01:21:30 If we're gonna bust into that mansion
01:21:34 At the auto yard,
01:21:37 Wait. You have a Herkimer battle jitney?
01:21:39 That's the finest non-lethal
01:21:42 All right. We'll meet at the junkyard
01:21:45 I shall need more forks, I'm afraid.
01:21:48 Those who have loved ones,
01:21:50 You may not get another chance.
01:21:58 Zei gezunt.
01:22:09 Hey, Mom.
01:22:11 Jeffrey, what are you doing?
01:22:14 I was just....
01:22:23 I'm a superhero, Mother.
01:22:25 A superhero?
01:22:27 An effete British superhero, to be precise.
01:22:29 I am pilfering your tableware
01:22:32 I hurl it with a deadly accuracy.
01:22:36 I don't wear much blue,
01:22:39 If you know your history, it makes sense.
01:22:41 The point is, your boy's
01:22:44 Hard cheese to swallow, but there it is.
01:22:47 What will the bridge club think?
01:22:53 You need more forks?
01:22:59 These belonged to
01:23:02 I was saving these for your wedding day.
01:23:05 But, from the looks of it,
01:23:10 Mom, you're taking this incredibly well.
01:23:14 I've always known you were special...
01:23:16 ...but I just never realized how special.
01:23:25 I'd better get going.
01:23:27 I've got a city to save.
01:23:29 -Jeffrey?
01:23:31 Do the accent.
01:23:34 I'd love to stay and chitchat,
01:23:38 Our metropolis is
01:23:41 Jeffrey?
01:23:42 -Cheerio.
01:23:44 Okay.
01:23:49 Thanks, Ma.
01:23:59 I said I'd leave you, Eddie. I meant it.
01:24:04 The city's in peril, Lucille.
01:24:08 Eddie, please don't start.
01:24:11 I don't expect you to believe me.
01:24:13 I just came by to tell you...
01:24:16 ...that I love you.
01:24:17 Tell the kids I love them.
01:24:19 And now...
01:24:22 -...good-bye.
01:24:26 I won't be here when you come home.
01:24:29 That's a chance I'll have to take.
01:24:31 Otherwise, there may not be a home
01:24:44 Wish me luck.
01:24:56 -You okay?
01:24:59 And you were really nice to me.
01:25:01 And I would love to ask you out sometime.
01:25:04 But if I don't call you,
01:25:08 Me and my team are going
01:25:11 It's pretty much a suicide mission.
01:25:13 So, if there is anything
01:25:18 ...now would probably be a good time
01:25:22 -Yeah, I got a question for you.
01:25:24 What's your name?
01:25:26 Do you mean my secret identity?
01:25:29 No, I just mean your name.
01:25:33 My name.
01:25:39 It's Phoenix.
01:25:43 Phoenix Dark.
01:25:47 Dirk. Phoenix...
01:25:50 ...Dark-Dirk.
01:25:51 I was christened Dirk Steele,
01:25:55 Forget about it. It's okay.
01:26:04 It's Roy.
01:26:07 That's my name. My name is....
01:26:10 My real name is Roy.
01:26:32 Just be Roy.
01:26:44 Roy. I'm Roy.
01:26:46 Yes, I'm Roy.
01:26:47 -Roy. Who is Roy? Roy is who?
01:26:51 Where's the guy who pretends
01:26:53 We've had quite enough of that. Stop it.
01:26:58 I'm a true wanna-be,
01:27:02 You guys have to fight this battle
01:27:05 If you doubt your superpowers,
01:27:07 If I had any superpowers to doubt,
01:27:11 What do I do? All I do is go....
01:27:13 Roy, what are you talking about?
01:27:16 Precisely. That story's legendary.
01:27:18 It was really more of a push than a lift.
01:27:22 That still takes
01:27:25 It does. To push an entire bus
01:27:27 Actually, the driver had his foot
01:27:30 ...to get it going, then it actually was me.
01:27:32 But he kind of....
01:27:37 Shit.
01:27:42 Excuse me.
01:27:46 It starts a process which results
01:27:50 ...that creates a powerful magnetic force.
01:27:52 This is basically like a huge electromagnet.
01:27:55 Actually, it's an electro-nuclear-magnet.
01:27:58 It's the next inevitable phase.
01:27:59 -Vis, can you close up those jockey boxes?
01:28:03 Let's get suited up.
01:28:10 It's time.
01:28:14 Let's go.
01:29:05 -Shotgun!
01:29:08 -Have a seat, my friend.
01:29:11 -We have lift-off.
01:29:20 -Sorry. Too much throttle.
01:29:23 -No, sit down!
01:29:39 Vaya con Dios.
01:29:45 Somebody do something. We need him.
01:29:47 Let's do this. You're a very furious man.
01:29:49 -Do you understand that?
01:29:51 You got a lot to be furious about,
01:29:54 You're not well-liked.
01:29:58 You try to be pithy,
01:30:01 ...therefore, nothing is provocative.
01:30:03 It's just mixed metaphors.
01:30:05 -Does it infuriate you?
01:30:07 It should. Are you angry? Come on, man!
01:30:10 -Your penmanship is atrocious.
01:30:19 Get real! I have no powers whatsoever.
01:30:23 If he has no powers,
01:30:25 -Maybe I can't turn invisible at all.
01:30:28 When you doubt your powers,
01:30:32 I don't mean to be an alarmist,
01:30:35 Thirty minutes till Casanova
01:30:38 Listen. We've got a blind date
01:30:43 And it looks like she's ordered the lobster.
01:30:47 Hang on!
01:30:49 We're going to ram the gate!
01:31:08 What do you think?
01:31:27 Hit the ground!
01:31:45 They're shooting!
01:32:03 I hope this magnet thing works.
01:32:19 It's working.
01:32:32 Go! Go!
01:32:35 Quickly! Everybody into the disco room!
01:32:42 Everyone, through here. Keep moving.
01:32:45 Focus, people. Focus. Let's go.
01:32:54 Hello?
01:33:03 Wait!
01:33:13 Laser eye.
01:33:25 I should have brought my large pie server.
01:33:28 If we can't get through that door,
01:33:34 This is it.
01:33:36 My time has come.
01:33:39 What are you talking about?
01:33:42 -Wait. Invisible Boy.
01:33:44 -Come back here. You'll be cremated.
01:33:48 -I'm the only one that can save us.
01:33:51 -Good luck, son.
01:33:53 -Don't look at him, or it won't work.
01:33:58 I am like the window. I am see-through.
01:34:01 I'm like Saran Wrap.
01:34:13 I did it! I'm invisible!
01:34:16 Can you see me?
01:34:18 Yes.
01:34:21 Two hands there, son.
01:34:22 Maybe you should put some shorts on
01:34:28 Furriers, you will stay here
01:34:30 Not So Goody Mob, fight from behind.
01:34:35 Spread yourselves out
01:34:49 The door. Door.
01:34:51 On three. One, two, three.
01:35:09 Shrink 'em.
01:35:22 I say, they've gone from junior
01:35:27 My dress!
01:35:28 Now that's a wedgie
01:35:31 My pants feel like they're shrinking, too.
01:35:40 -Blame thrower!
01:35:47 I got a bone to pick with you!
01:35:49 Hold it!
01:35:50 I'm boss!
01:35:52 You know what? Y'all make me sick.
01:36:03 Give me that gun.
01:36:09 -I got 'em.
01:36:11 Invisible Boy, Spleen. Susies.
01:37:03 Dig this, Shovel Man.
01:37:12 Duck! It's the Susies!
01:37:14 -Grab the gun.
01:37:17 Coast clear?
01:37:18 Shoot anyway.
01:37:22 -I'm scared.
01:37:25 Say it with me,
01:37:28 -I am scared.
01:37:30 Come on. You ready?
01:37:32 Let's go!
01:37:42 Dive!
01:37:54 I'm hit!
01:37:56 -Where?
01:37:59 -Man down! I can't feel my ass.
01:38:01 I can't feel my ass!
01:38:03 Your powers still work?
01:38:05 My powers? Weapons check.
01:38:09 Fire in the hole!
01:38:15 -It'll do.
01:38:17 -Go check on Spleen, okay?
01:38:24 You ought to run, Tony P.
01:38:26 You can't hurt me, Baby Bowler.
01:38:29 'Cause I'm protected...
01:38:32 ...by the god of hair care.
01:38:37 And it's time to send you
01:38:39 -You killed my father.
01:38:43 And you're not. Let's face it, kid.
01:38:46 You don't have the guts to kill me.
01:38:49 You're right.
01:38:52 Because I'm better than you.
01:38:55 A lot better.
01:38:57 I may even find the courage
01:39:09 Carmine, on the other hand, feels
01:39:15 Now I'm going back to graduate school.
01:39:18 We're doing it. We're winning.
01:39:21 I wouldn't be so sure about that.
01:39:24 Tell your funny-looking friends
01:39:28 Get out of here. He's crazy.
01:39:30 Put them down or I will slash
01:39:35 Eddie, Jeff, do what he says.
01:39:42 Thank you.
01:39:44 It's so easy to get the best of people
01:39:48 Which is why evil will always
01:39:51 You good guys are always
01:40:01 You see, I kill my own men.
01:40:10 Lucky me.
01:40:12 I get the girl.
01:40:15 No!
01:40:43 Don't worry.
01:40:52 What are you doing?
01:40:53 They ripped the "Q" section
01:40:56 ...'cause I don't know the meaning
01:41:12 You want a little fisticuffs? Okay.
01:41:19 Get him, Roy.
01:41:25 Come on, Roy!
01:41:40 It's the funkyskunkulator!
01:41:42 -We've got to stop it.
01:41:46 Rage taking over.
01:41:49 Ja. We've heard all that before.
01:41:53 No, no.
01:41:54 Rage really taking over.
01:42:45 Frak you later, Frankenpuss.
01:42:55 Yeah!
01:43:14 Get out of here.
01:43:21 Hit the deck.
01:43:26 How do we shut this thing down?
01:43:29 Group hug!
01:43:31 -Yeah!
01:43:39 -Hurry up!
01:43:45 Dad, this is the way it has to be.
01:43:48 The upshot is you won't be killed
01:43:51 No, I'm not going with you.
01:43:53 If there's a time for separation,
01:43:57 -Lift me up.
01:43:58 Help me lift her up.
01:44:02 You can do it. Hold on.
01:44:08 -Do it!
01:44:21 -Run! Run!
01:44:26 Run for your lives!
01:44:40 Go!
01:44:41 Watch out!
01:44:50 Go!
01:45:03 No one could survive the chaos
01:45:06 But as the dust begins to settle over
01:45:10 ...the question remains:
01:45:12 Who were these brave heroes that
01:45:16 Did that frakulator work, or what?
01:45:18 Something's moving.
01:45:21 -Could you tell us what's going on?
01:45:24 Excuse me. Can you tell us
01:45:28 We did it. We won.
01:45:29 Hey, that's my team.
01:45:31 We struck down evil
01:45:34 -...and the hammer of not-bickering.
01:45:37 All others are number two or lower.
01:45:39 -Who are you guys?
01:45:42 That's my dad.
01:45:45 My hero.
01:45:46 I'm the Bowler. Hello.
01:45:50 Blue Raja, master of silverware. Hi, Mom.
01:45:53 I mean, cheerio, Mummy.
01:45:56 Jeffrey.
01:45:58 And you, sir.
01:46:02 My name's Roy.
01:46:03 I'm in a super amount of pain.
01:46:06 His name's Mr. Furious, and his power
01:46:10 Excuse me. Could I say something?
01:46:14 ...to go out to all the other guys.
01:46:16 The people in this city...
01:46:18 ...who are super good at their jobs
01:46:21 ...like the lady in the D.M.V.
01:46:23 To the people that remember jingles
01:46:26 People that support local music
01:46:29 The guy that drives the snowplow.
01:46:32 Eddie, I think they got the point.
01:46:34 What's the name of this group?
01:46:36 The Super Dudes.
01:46:37 No, not the Super Dudes.
01:46:38 We don't have a name yet,
01:46:42 I gotta get home. It's late.
01:46:43 Picture, picture time.
01:46:48 Whatever you call them,
01:46:51 ...owe a debt of gratitude
01:46:54 Wait. That's it.
01:46:56 We are the Super Squad.
01:46:59 No!
01:47:01 Alliteration in these situations is corny.
01:47:04 What?
01:47:06 Yes, we're all very aware
01:47:08 ...and I'm sure we'll be hearing about it