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00:01:42 Noi, I think you're going
00:02:26 Noi, you're going to
00:03:13 Hello.
00:03:18 Kiddi! What are
00:03:21 I've come to raise my son.
00:03:27 Oh, shut up Mum.
00:03:34 What are you hanging around
00:03:37 I'm coming.
00:03:55 I got this letter from your
00:04:01 He's talking about poor
00:04:08 How come YOU got this letter?
00:04:11 Well, maybe because
00:04:19 You're a bright kid, but you
00:04:27 Now... how is the expression...
00:04:31 Punctuality is the key to
00:04:36 The Temple of Discipline
00:04:41 Well, you know what I mean.
00:04:52 Sorry I'm late.
00:04:54 Maybe evening school would suit
00:04:58 Or a correspondence
00:05:02 Is something going on? Yes,
00:05:06 Did we forget to send
00:05:25 Teacher sir? Can you
00:06:00 Here you go.
00:06:02 What's this supposed to mean?
00:06:04 Nothing.
00:06:07 Are you handing it in like
00:06:10 Yes.
00:06:11 And what mark do you think
00:06:14 Zero?
00:06:16 No, no, no! You get zero point
00:06:19 Really? That's better
00:07:20 I don't serve customers
00:07:25 Good afternoon.
00:07:27 Good afternoon.
00:07:29 I'll have a bottle of malt ale.
00:07:47 Listen to this:
00:07:50 Either you get married or
00:07:54 You will regret both.
00:07:56 Laugh at the stupidity of the world;
00:08:00 Cry over it; you will also regret it.
00:08:04 Laugh at the stupidity
00:08:07 or cry over it;
00:08:11 Either you laugh at the
00:08:13 or you cry over it;
00:08:17 Hang yourself; You will regret
00:08:22 You will also regret it.
00:08:25 Hang yourself or don't hang yourself,
00:08:29 Either you hang yourself or you don't
00:08:35 This, my dear gentlemen,
00:08:41 What was that?
00:08:42 Some fucking piece of bullshit.
00:08:47 Kierkegaard... = Graveyard... That's
00:08:55 What are you doing?
00:08:56 No garbage in my store.
00:09:03 Give it to me then.
00:09:04 I don't give things away.
00:11:19 Good afternoon.
00:11:26 Are you new
00:11:28 Yes.
00:11:38 I'll have a bottle
00:11:45 Drink it here?
00:11:47 Do you want to
00:11:52 Would you like me to?
00:11:58 Then why do you ask?
00:12:02 Either you drink it here and
00:12:03 or you pay extra for the
00:12:11 Was that the
00:12:14 Are you retarded,
00:12:16 No, just a joke.
00:13:06 Lets get it over with.
00:14:15 God damn it, kid.
00:14:19 Its uncanny how lucky you are.
00:14:35 Have you seen the new girl
00:14:37 You leave her alone.
00:14:39 What do you mean?
00:14:42 Iris is my daughter
00:14:45 She needs to take a break
00:14:49 And if you don't leave her alone,
00:14:56 Bonjour. Today I'll teach you
00:15:07 To make mayonnaise you'll need
00:15:15 I start by breaking the egg
00:15:23 What is left?
00:15:25 In Icelandic the yoke is red,
00:15:32 Red equals yellow, OK?
00:15:40 This only applies to eggs.
00:15:44 I add the mustard...
00:15:49 Stir, and add
00:15:55 I continue stirring.
00:15:59 Never ever switch hands...
00:16:06 And never ever stop...
00:16:14 - Sorry to bother you,
00:16:18 Well that is one way
00:16:21 Noi, can I have one word with you.
00:16:27 Is something wrong?
00:16:28 No, no.
00:16:38 Never ever stop.
00:16:45 Oh no,
00:16:48 unfortunately,
00:16:50 its ruined.
00:16:56 We have a Psychiatrist in the
00:17:00 And I think it might be a good idea
00:17:05 What for?
00:17:06 Oh, just a little check:
00:17:11 Why me?
00:17:12 Well, maybe because there have
00:17:15 And then its just splendid to use
00:17:22 Can I refuse?
00:17:24 Don't be silly. He is not going to
00:17:35 Good afternoon.
00:17:45 Are we in a
00:17:47 Yes. Guess so.
00:17:57 I have a few questions for you
00:18:01 Answer according to your
00:18:04 and don't take too
00:18:07 Ready?
00:18:11 Do you sometimes dream yourself?
00:18:14 I don't know.
00:18:16 Do you hate animals?
00:18:19 Not at all.
00:18:20 Do you walk around in your sleep?
00:18:21 Not that I know of.
00:18:23 Are you afraid of flying.
00:18:27 I never tried flying.
00:18:30 Do you see yourself as being dirty.
00:18:34 No.
00:18:37 How often do you masturbate?
00:18:46 Is this a part of the test
00:18:50 Yes, it is... a part of the test.
00:18:53 How often do you masturbate?
00:18:57 You are answering the questions,
00:18:59 If you answer me,
00:19:02 I'm not here to joke around
00:19:06 I am here to help.
00:19:12 Lets just forget about this...
00:19:17 I'll be right back.
00:19:53 Elvis!
00:19:55 Get out of the sofa.
00:19:58 Elvis Aaron! Your damn
00:20:10 Sorry about the state I'm in, my boy.
00:20:14 I've got this awful toothache
00:20:29 Must be a loose filling, I've never
00:20:50 That's better.
00:20:53 Damnit.
00:21:01 Is it fun at school?
00:21:04 Its alright.
00:21:07 That's good.
00:21:12 Any cute girls at school?
00:21:19 You haven't started
00:21:26 You're not homosexual, are you?
00:21:37 Listen,
00:21:42 I'll teach you a trick
00:21:48 You ask the cutest chick: Have
00:21:54 I promise you, she won't leave
00:21:59 Slept with her.
00:22:03 It never fails!
00:22:07 Just remember to use a condom.
00:22:12 Unwanted children don't let you know
00:22:25 I think I'll go now. - Really?
00:22:31 Drunk.
00:22:33 Sorry Noi. This toothache is just...
00:22:39 I'll phone you next week and
00:22:49 OK.
00:24:04 Hello. - Hi, Kiddi here. Listen,
00:24:11 Whether you could cover my shift.
00:24:17 Please Noi, do it for your old man.
00:24:29 OK.
00:24:30 That's the spirit. Just
00:24:34 I'll be killed if something
00:24:37 OK, bye.
00:26:10 I'll have a bottle of malt ale
00:26:36 Can I have one?
00:27:02 Don't you know how to smoke?
00:27:07 Its no big deal. Try again.
00:27:14 Don't suck like that,
00:27:19 just inhale twice slowly, first into
00:27:29 Like you were saying "Amen"
00:27:40 That's better.
00:28:02 Hi.
00:28:38 Good evening.
00:28:49 Greetings.
00:28:52 Do you wanna go for a ride?
00:28:56 Homework? You've got your
00:28:59 I don't know.
00:29:02 I think I'll just stay home. - Close
00:29:07 Can I come in, then? There is
00:29:12 Some other time. Dad doesn't
00:29:16 Am I a guest? - Common,
00:29:20 David! Close the door, I say.
00:29:26 See you later, then?
00:30:16 Aron.
00:30:19 Benedikt.
00:30:23 David?
00:30:26 Yes.
00:30:28 Marta.
00:30:32 Marteinn.
00:30:35 Noi?
00:30:43 Not here.
00:30:45 Alfred?
00:30:48 Noi is sort of here...
00:30:51 Sort of here? Either
00:30:56 As far as I can see, Noi
00:31:03 Olof?
00:31:05 Alfred? He gave me this
00:31:13 and told me to record
00:31:21 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!
00:31:24 And now for some exercises you
00:31:29 lift and bend down, lift and...
00:31:51 Last but not least, lets do
00:32:09 left, left, right, right,
00:32:46 I can't stand it anymore.
00:32:54 Noi must be expelled.
00:32:56 What is it now?
00:33:00 He's driving me nuts.
00:33:06 He thinks he can skip school by
00:33:17 Fucking neat gadget, man.
00:33:24 The psychiatrist thinks he
00:33:29 Oh, yeah? Really!?
00:33:36 I can't believe you're
00:33:38 smart ass from the
00:33:39 There, there.
00:33:42 What are you going to do?
00:33:45 Shouldn't we wait a while and see
00:33:53 I can't take it anymore. Either
00:33:58 or I'll resign, immediately.
00:34:18 Liver. Noi,
00:34:44 I need to get going.
00:34:47 Going where?
00:34:50 A date.
00:34:52 Fat chance. You aren't going
00:35:08 Bring the blood.
00:35:15 Where do you want it?
00:35:50 How about your place?
00:35:54 Don't you have a plan then?
00:35:58 Not really. Just to be with you,
00:36:04 This cold is killing me.
00:36:16 I know a place where we can go
00:36:19 A party
00:36:23 You'll see.
00:36:55 Watch out!
00:36:59 What are you doing?
00:37:00 I'm so cold.
00:37:11 I don't want to be here.
00:37:16 Spooky? Its the wildest
00:37:21 Scared?
00:38:00 Is someone there?
00:38:57 Try to press Iceland.
00:39:02 Its not an option.
00:39:04 There is no Iceland.
00:39:07 Look at Iceland.
00:39:12 Want to run away?
00:39:17 Where to?
00:39:23 Press a button.
00:41:44 Always a surprise to see
00:41:47 Come with me right away. There's
00:41:51 Actually, I have a class right now
00:41:55 Please, have a seat.
00:42:10 Things have reached the
00:42:14 we have no idea what to
00:42:16 You are a notoriously bad student
00:42:23 Your lack of discipline and respect
00:42:29 is atrocious, and
00:42:32 not the kind of example
00:42:38 I've always liked you, Noi.
00:42:44 I think you have more in you
00:42:51 But the last straw
00:42:55 is this tape recorder
00:42:58 showing up in school
00:43:04 What direction do you think
00:43:07 If other students behaved like you?
00:43:11 But you proudly ignore all signs
00:43:20 I can't see any solution but to expel
00:43:32 I am sorry.
00:43:45 I understand you perfectly,
00:43:53 Noi. Don't.
00:44:00 One final warning?
00:44:02 Too late. The teachers are
00:44:08 I can't afford loosing more people.
00:44:13 Please. My Dad will go crazy.
00:44:18 There is no time for
00:44:21 Its ridiculous.
00:44:25 Why are you in this school?
00:46:15 THERE ARE NO SONGS IN THIS
00:47:09 What's going on?
00:47:12 There's no music in
00:47:19 Should I come back later?
00:47:21 No, no. Take a seat
00:47:28 I can easily come back if
00:47:30 Sit down, Noi. Talk to me.
00:47:51 Noi,
00:47:55 Don't throw it all
00:48:02 I've been expelled from school.
00:48:10 Don't joke with me, please.
00:48:14 I'm trying to honest for once
00:48:17 I'm not joking. Those jerks
00:48:26 How can you do this to me?
00:48:27 How can you treat me...
00:48:29 Relax. Its not you that got expelled.
00:48:33 Are you mouthing at me,
00:48:42 Are you trying to be
00:48:46 Submit?
00:48:50 No.
00:48:51 Submit?
00:48:51 Ouch! OK, I submit.
00:49:11 Sorry, Noi.
00:49:13 I just can't stand
00:49:22 Lets not think about it,
00:49:27 Thorarinn headmaster
00:49:29 but he is not going to ruin
00:49:36 Now, lets go out for dinner.
00:49:41 Stand up, Noi.
00:49:47 Why?
00:49:50 Come and give me a hug.
00:49:54 Don't be ridiculous.
00:49:57 Please. Stand up.
00:50:11 Just one little hug.
00:50:22 My dear little boy.
00:50:24 We make quite a team together.
00:50:45 Lets have a drink.
00:50:59 What do you want?
00:51:03 One large beer. - You heard
00:51:08 Do you have any ID?
00:51:10 Its my son. I'll keep
00:51:12 I never serve I alcohol to
00:51:18 A pleasure seeing men taking
00:51:25 Give the boy some lemonade.
00:51:37 And how about a straw, sir?
00:51:44 Yellow straw, please.
00:51:52 Happy family?
00:51:57 How about a song, boys?
00:52:10 Number eighteen.
00:52:52 What in the world do you
00:53:53 Hello?
00:54:41 Is somebody out there?
00:54:46 Noi? What on earth are you
00:54:53 Didn't I tell you to keep
00:55:01 Iris is a good girl.
00:55:05 She deserves something better
00:55:13 Have you been fighting?
00:55:23 You're a good kid.
00:55:27 But still not exactly a prince
00:55:35 I mean: What do you plan to be?
00:55:42 A lawyer.
00:55:46 Lawyer?
00:56:07 What's going on?
00:56:10 What are you two laughing at?
00:56:15 I should be going.
00:56:23 You can stay here if you want.
00:56:25 Actually, that's out of the question.
00:56:28 Its the middle of night, Dad.
00:56:32 Why not? There's plenty of room
00:56:39 I'll just go home. - No, no,
00:57:35 Hello, Gylfi.
00:57:40 How do you do?
00:57:42 Could you please tell
00:57:47 He has been expelled
00:57:49 I am afraid he's following
00:57:53 Actually, I'm retiring from business.
00:57:58 Obviously, he is not
00:58:00 but if you could trace
00:58:02 or craftsmanship,
00:58:05 He needs to be guided
00:58:12 All right then.
00:58:16 That's wonderful, Gylfi.
00:59:33 Noi? Wake up!
00:59:39 Get up boy!
00:59:42 Why? - If found a job for you.
00:59:46 What kind of a job?
00:59:47 I've just spoken to the Reverend.
00:59:51 Graveyard. Doing what?
00:59:57 Drops by, my ass. Tell that
01:00:02 I've just used MASSIVE connections
01:00:10 Take off you're shoes, Kiddi!
01:00:47 Can you hear me?
01:00:54 I'm on the walkie-talkie.
01:00:56 Where?
01:01:00 Noi, I'm on the walkie-talkie
01:01:17 Noi, over.
01:01:18 Listen, I want you to dig me a grave.
01:01:24 If you move a little to the East.
01:01:32 No, no, no. I said East.
01:01:39 Can you see me? - Sure.
01:01:45 Why don't you just come down
01:01:50 I'm too far away. I'm watching
01:01:57 Go all the way to the East
01:02:04 Where's East?
01:02:07 Don't you know the directions, kid?
01:02:12 Can't you just say right or
01:02:18 Well, you're ice-cold at the moment.
01:02:29 You're getting warmer.
01:02:34 No, no! Now you're below
01:02:47 You are getting warmer again...
01:02:59 No, no! You are hopeless.
01:03:25 Beside that grave is where you
01:03:33 2.20 long, 1.20 wide
01:03:36 Holy cow! Three metres!!
01:03:40 Not at all. These are just
01:03:45 Its hopeless to dig such
01:03:54 Lets make it 2.50 then,
01:03:58 Two metres.
01:04:00 No, no. That would be
01:04:04 Two twenty.
01:04:07 Two thirty is the absolute
01:04:14 OK.
01:04:16 And keep your mouth shut. This
01:04:21 Yes, sir.
01:05:15 Petrol Station, good afternoon.
01:05:20 What's up? - Not much.
01:05:26 Are you coming over?
01:05:30 Gylfi, who?
01:05:32 The fortune teller.
01:05:33 Gylfithe Fortune Teller?
01:05:36 What for?
01:05:38 My grandmother thinks he can
01:05:40 Never, ever.
01:05:43 What do you mean?
01:05:44 Come to me instead.
01:05:48 Can you also see peoples fortune?
01:05:49 Of course not.
01:05:51 Its just that all fortune
01:05:55 always say the same thing.
01:05:57 And what is that?
01:05:59 That in the future they see
01:06:04 a journey to exotic places,
01:06:08 and a new person, that brings
01:06:12 Sounds good to me.
01:06:15 Its just what everybody
01:06:20 Sounds just like reality to me.
01:06:23 What do you mean?
01:06:25 This new person might
01:06:28 we've been planning to run
01:06:32 all we need is a little bit of money
01:06:35 In your dreams.
01:06:59 Could we speed up a bit?
01:07:03 The cup must dry a little.
01:07:35 Lets have look.
01:07:55 I see changes ahead,
01:08:10 Excuse me.
01:08:30 Something wrong?
01:08:34 Do you really want to know?
01:08:37 Yes.
01:08:42 There is nothing but imminent
01:08:58 What kind of a dopehead are you?
01:10:04 Give me all you're money!
01:10:06 Noi? Is this a joke?
01:10:10 Give me the money or else
01:10:16 There, there, Noi.
01:10:20 What's going on? - SHUT UP
01:10:27 You shouldn't play with firearms,
01:10:37 Beat it before
01:11:08 I would like to withdraw
01:11:13 Fill out these forms, please.
01:11:20 Lets see. These are very nice
01:11:26 Superior quality.
01:11:39 Excellent.
01:11:43 The suits are as good as it gets,
01:12:36 Lets go.
01:12:40 Go where?
01:12:57 Aren't you coming?
01:13:03 Hurry up.
01:16:12 God damn, lady! You're
01:18:55 Hello.
01:18:59 Hello.
01:19:07 HELLO!
01:19:53 There is someone alive
01:20:35 Hello, Noi.
01:20:47 It was a great blessing that
01:20:54 Unfortunately, not everyone was
01:20:58 It is unbelievably painful for me
01:21:03 Unfortunately, the avalanche took
01:21:08 and your father.
01:21:17 Now, I don't know where you're
01:21:20 But I recommend that we say
01:21:29 I don't think I know
01:21:34 Do you know another prayer?
01:21:38 No.
01:21:43 But its ok.
01:22:22 The number of fatalities in the
01:22:27 Ten people lost their lives.
01:22:30 Their names will be read now.