Nacho Libre

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00:00:14 Nacho! Nacho!
00:00:16 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!
00:03:09 For you.
00:03:10 One for you.
00:03:16 For you.
00:03:17 One for you.
00:03:20 One for you.
00:03:27 How come we can't ever have
00:03:31 Be grateful, Juan Pablo.
00:03:33 Today is especially delicious.
00:04:48 Orphans, smile and be happy,
00:04:53 for God has blessed us
00:04:56 She hails from
00:04:59 of the Immaculate Heart
00:05:05 of Guadalupe.
00:05:07 Sister Encarnación.
00:05:28 Thank you, Brother.
00:05:42 Children, today I want to tell you
00:05:58 Okay, new game.
00:06:00 - Go get it!
00:06:12 Sister.
00:06:15 I'm Ignacio.
00:06:19 God be with you, Ignacio.
00:06:22 Anyways,
00:06:25 I was wondering
00:06:27 in my quarters this night for some toast.
00:06:34 Look alive!
00:06:37 There is a man sick with influenza.
00:06:41 - But the sister and I...
00:06:43 of never having priestly duties.
00:06:46 Here is your big duty, huh?
00:06:49 Go now,
00:06:51 so that Sister and I may talk
00:07:28 I like your cow.
00:07:59 Where is he?
00:08:15 Holy Father, please receive this man
00:08:51 Thank you for coming here today.
00:08:56 This man lived a good life.
00:09:01 He had a wonderful woman,
00:09:07 a lush garden,
00:09:15 and a collection
00:09:20 May he rest in peace.
00:09:53 Okay.
00:09:59 Hey!
00:10:28 Ramses...
00:11:19 NEW WRESTLERS TOURNAMENT
00:11:21 GRAND PRIZE $200
00:11:23 ENTER TODAY
00:11:26 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!
00:11:46 Okay.
00:11:59 How's it going?
00:12:01 It's very late, Ignacio.
00:12:09 Give me a second.
00:12:27 Good toast.
00:12:35 So,
00:12:39 everyone calls you güero.
00:12:43 My mother was a Lutheran missionary
00:12:47 and my father, a deacon from Mexico.
00:12:59 They tried to convert each other,
00:13:01 but they got married instead.
00:13:07 And then they died.
00:13:25 So anyways, let's get down
00:13:30 Tell me,
00:13:32 who is this Encarnación?
00:13:38 Well,
00:13:40 my favorite color is light tan.
00:13:44 My favorite animal is puppies.
00:13:49 I like serving the Lord.
00:13:52 Hiking.
00:13:54 Play volleyball.
00:13:56 You gotta be kidding me.
00:13:57 Everything you just said
00:14:02 every day.
00:14:05 So, you enjoy yourself here
00:14:11 The children, I love the children.
00:14:15 But to tell you the truth,
00:14:18 the brothers make me cook stew
00:14:21 but they don't give me money
00:14:26 And they don't think I know a buttload
00:14:31 Okay?
00:14:36 Today, I saw a man in town.
00:14:40 People were throwing daisies at him
00:14:47 Sometimes I would like
00:14:49 Who was this man?
00:14:53 Well, to tell you the truth,
00:14:58 Wrestling is ungodly, Ignacio.
00:15:01 People cheer for him,
00:15:07 Whatever.
00:15:16 Be patient, Brother.
00:15:18 This, too, shall pass.
00:15:46 What is this?
00:15:49 Leftovers.
00:15:50 Enjoy.
00:15:52 There is no flavor.
00:15:54 There are no spices.
00:15:57 Somebody stole them.
00:15:58 Did you not tell them
00:16:02 I was trying to...
00:16:04 - You are useless, Ignacio.
00:16:11 This is the worst lunch I ever had.
00:16:16 Your only job is to cook.
00:16:19 Do you not realize
00:16:25 Okay.
00:16:27 Maybe I am not meant for these duties.
00:16:30 Cooking duty. Dead guy duty.
00:16:35 Maybe it's time for me
00:16:55 I think your food is good.
00:17:00 I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny,
00:17:04 and I will have my glory day
00:17:07 Okay?
00:17:12 See you.
00:18:37 Hey! Listen to me! Hey!
00:18:39 Mucho take it easy. I need your help.
00:18:47 Take out the legs!
00:18:49 Listen to me!
00:18:51 Today, I have the chance of a lifetime,
00:18:54 Get off me!
00:19:00 Don't you see?
00:19:01 Your skills plus my skills
00:19:06 You're crazy!
00:19:08 Aren't you tired
00:19:11 I am!
00:19:14 Don't you want a little taste of the glory?
00:19:17 See what it tastes like?
00:19:19 No!
00:19:23 If we win, we get 200 pesos!
00:20:06 Chancho!
00:20:09 Chancho!
00:20:14 Chancho, I need to borrow
00:20:17 Are you leaving us?
00:20:19 No, Chancho, I would never leave you.
00:20:21 I just need to borrow some sweats.
00:22:22 NEW WRESTLERS TOURNAMENT
00:23:12 His hair. We bet his hair.
00:23:14 What?
00:23:16 You can take the Stallion.
00:23:18 I'll take the Pony.
00:23:20 I can't wrestle him.
00:23:21 But you are tall and fast like a gazelle.
00:23:26 Pray to the Lord for strength.
00:23:28 I don't believe in God,
00:23:34 You have not been baptized?
00:23:38 Hey. How you doing?
00:23:42 He's good.
00:23:46 Hello!
00:23:48 I'm talking to you. I will come.
00:23:51 Save me a piece of that corn.
00:23:56 Save me a piece of that corn for later.
00:24:04 Hey. Take it easy.
00:24:21 Come on, Esqueleto!
00:24:26 Okay.
00:24:33 No problem. We are dancing.
00:24:42 That didn't hurt!
00:24:49 And then I disappear!
00:24:52 Taste it. Yes! I'm going to pull you.
00:25:00 The shoe!
00:25:12 Anaconda squeeze.
00:25:15 Okay.
00:25:18 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!
00:25:26 Semental! Semental!
00:25:35 Those guys were
00:25:38 They scalped my hairs, okay?
00:25:42 - I look hideous.
00:25:45 And you gave them permission
00:25:48 But I couldn't have anybody see
00:25:53 Tonight,
00:25:55 I felt something deep inside me,
00:25:57 I've never felt before.
00:26:05 Do you remember that one time
00:26:08 when everyone was shouting my name
00:26:11 and I used my strength
00:26:15 Yeah.
00:26:16 And I saw them
00:26:28 What's this?
00:26:29 It's money. What did you think?
00:26:33 But we lost.
00:26:35 We all get a piece.
00:26:37 Listen,
00:26:38 the people, they like you guys.
00:26:42 Come back next week,
00:28:46 Chancho.
00:28:50 When you are a man
00:28:52 sometimes you wear stretchy pants
00:28:56 in your room.
00:28:58 It's for fun.
00:29:00 Don't worry. I won't tell nobody.
00:29:17 I'm a little concerned right now.
00:29:20 About your salvation and stuff.
00:29:24 How come you have not been baptized?
00:29:27 Because I never got around to it, okay?
00:29:38 I don't know why you always
00:29:42 because I only believe in science.
00:29:45 But tonight,
00:29:47 we are going up
00:29:51 And I just thought
00:29:54 Praise the Lord!
00:30:05 Hey, we're not allowed to watch that.
00:32:03 Hey! Hey!
00:32:06 Tag me!
00:33:08 What? What are you doing?
00:33:10 No, no, no, no! No, no!
00:33:18 Ignacio.
00:33:19 No! No, no, no! No, no, no!
00:33:21 What the...
00:33:22 Move!
00:34:57 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
00:34:59 Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
00:35:03 Chancho! Put him down!
00:35:04 - Fight! Fight!
00:35:07 - Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
00:35:10 Break it up! Break it up! Break it up!
00:35:13 What's wrong with you?
00:35:17 But, Sister,
00:35:19 they are just niños trying
00:35:22 Ignacio, they are wrestling
00:35:27 Okay, orphans, listen to me.
00:35:33 I know it is fun to wrestle.
00:35:35 A nice pile-drive to the face,
00:35:37 or a punch to the face,
00:35:40 but you cannot do it.
00:35:42 Because it is in the Bible
00:35:46 So you've never wrestled?
00:35:48 Me? No, come on. Don't be crazy.
00:35:51 Listen, I know the wrestlers
00:35:55 and the clothes,
00:35:57 and the free creams and lotions,
00:36:01 but my life is good.
00:36:03 Really good.
00:36:06 I get to wake up every morning
00:36:11 It's the best. I love it.
00:36:15 I get to lay in a bed by myself
00:36:19 It's fantastic.
00:36:26 Go.
00:36:28 Go away!
00:36:30 Read some books!
00:36:49 Have you ever had feelings for a nun?
00:36:52 No way.
00:36:57 There is this nun.
00:37:00 I just wish I could take off this robe
00:37:04 Well, bring her
00:37:10 Yeah, right.
00:37:11 Then I'll get kicked
00:37:19 I have an idea.
00:37:21 Tell me.
00:37:23 Take her on a date tonight
00:37:25 and I will bring some of my friends
00:37:28 but we will let you win.
00:37:37 So where are you taking me?
00:37:39 Well, Sister, I saw a bum here today.
00:37:42 There were two bums,
00:37:44 and I said to myself,
00:37:46 "Let's talk to these guys
00:37:50 Well, where are they?
00:37:53 I don't see them.
00:37:56 They should be coming by.
00:38:03 Where is your robe, Ignacio?
00:38:07 It was stinky.
00:38:10 But these are my recreation clothes.
00:38:19 - They look expensive.
00:38:23 I mean, yes,
00:38:25 they may have
00:38:28 but beneath the clothes, we find a man.
00:38:33 And beneath a man,
00:38:36 we find his nucleus.
00:38:41 - Nucleus?
00:38:47 Listen, I don't like the way
00:38:51 Hey! Can't you see this woman's a nun?
00:38:56 And if you guys
00:38:58 well, you can just fight me.
00:39:21 Okay.
00:39:23 You ready?
00:39:24 You messed with
00:39:26 You ever seen these moves? Huh?
00:39:29 You see these moves? Huh?
00:39:31 You think you gonna... Huh?
00:39:33 - Come on!
00:39:54 Surprise.
00:39:57 Get that corn out of my face!
00:40:08 Release! Release!
00:40:13 I looked like a fool last night!
00:40:21 It's no use.
00:40:23 I wanna be a great fighter,
00:40:26 but I can't even beat
00:40:40 Nacho.
00:40:42 I think I know someone
00:40:45 - The Lord?
00:40:47 He's a water gypsy.
00:40:49 He know wheres to find eagle eggs.
00:40:52 Eagle eggs?
00:40:55 I'm not listening to you. You're crazy.
00:40:59 Nacho, I'm telling you. This is for reals.
00:41:03 His eagle eggs possess
00:41:08 You could become the greatest fighter
00:41:24 In order for you to become empowered
00:41:30 by the eagle,
00:41:32 you must climb that cliff,
00:41:36 find the egg,
00:41:39 crack open one of them,
00:41:42 and then swallow the yolk.
00:41:47 So, what you're saying to me
00:41:50 is if I can eat this yolk,
00:41:53 my moves will become
00:41:58 Definitely.
00:42:03 High five.
00:43:36 - Summon your eagle powers.
00:44:16 Eagle powers, come to me!
00:44:19 Please!
00:44:57 Tag. Tag! Tag!
00:45:25 Those eggs were a lie, Steven.
00:45:29 A lie!
00:45:31 They gave me no eagle powers!
00:45:33 They gave me no nutrients!
00:45:36 Sorry.
00:45:44 I don't want to get paid to lose.
00:45:46 I want to win!
00:45:54 I need professional help.
00:45:57 I need Ramses.
00:46:00 He's the best.
00:46:03 We need to get in
00:46:06 We must learn their ways.
00:46:08 But they are pros.
00:46:12 Then we must go pro!
00:46:15 But going pro is not that easy.
00:46:19 My area, amigo.
00:46:37 You see that guy over there?
00:46:40 His name is Señor Ramon.
00:46:43 He's Ramses' manager
00:46:46 and he owns all of the big arenas.
00:46:51 He's having a party tomorrow night.
00:46:54 We need to go and show him
00:46:57 that we are ready for the big leagues.
00:47:02 Over there in the tree
00:47:06 Here we have the corn.
00:47:10 That is where I get the day-old chips,
00:47:14 And that is a crazy lady.
00:47:17 So now you got a little taste
00:47:23 It's pretty dang exciting, huh?
00:47:30 Ramses!
00:47:37 - How do you know him?
00:47:39 No, he's not.
00:47:46 May I have his autograph?
00:47:50 Please?
00:47:52 Okay. Let me see what I can do.
00:48:08 Ramses.
00:48:10 How are you?
00:48:15 Hi.
00:48:20 I was wondering
00:48:25 signature from you and maybe a picture.
00:48:41 Listen, the kids are orphans.
00:48:43 They like you. You are the best.
00:48:58 This party's gonna be crazy.
00:49:00 I mean, we're gonna be pros.
00:49:05 Feel it.
00:49:07 Go on. I made them.
00:49:15 Go lay down.
00:49:22 Ignacio, I've been looking for you.
00:49:24 - Where have you been?
00:49:28 I've been sleeping.
00:49:31 In a frilly shirt and slacks?
00:49:33 They are my PJs.
00:49:37 Can I come in?
00:49:39 No, people might get
00:49:44 Like maybe you are a floozy.
00:49:48 Ignacio, I was in the kitchen
00:49:50 and there's no food
00:49:52 Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
00:49:54 - But when?
00:50:01 Hey, let go my blouse.
00:50:04 We are wrestlers, too. We are invited.
00:50:24 - Give me a boost.
00:50:34 Hey. What about me?
00:50:37 I don't think I can lift you.
00:50:40 You are too fat.
00:50:44 Good luck.
00:51:15 Señor Ramon.
00:51:18 - Who are you?
00:51:23 Everybody is a luchador, mi amigo.
00:51:26 I think that me and my friend
00:51:33 Ramses, would you like to fight
00:51:40 So you want to make a name
00:51:44 Win the Battle Jam next week.
00:51:47 The winner will fight Ramses
00:51:50 in front of 5,000 people.
00:51:56 Then you will be a pro.
00:53:33 I forgive you.
00:53:37 Come here, soldier.
00:53:40 How did you get up here so fast?
00:53:44 Secret tunnels.
00:53:53 Some say wrestlers make bad lovers.
00:53:56 That they save themselves for the ring.
00:54:09 Huh?
00:54:11 I love you.
00:54:29 Sing!
00:54:31 Sing something for Ramses!
00:54:36 Okay, my friend, this one's yours.
00:54:38 What?
00:54:40 This one yours.
00:54:56 I am singing at the party
00:55:03 I am singing
00:55:04 It's my turn to sing at the party
00:55:09 Everyone is dancing
00:55:11 Happy party
00:55:16 But Ramses is not dancing
00:55:23 Ramses is number one
00:55:29 Ramses is the one
00:55:36 Ramses
00:55:47 Steven!
00:55:50 Come here.
00:56:00 That party was lame.
00:56:02 I hate that place.
00:56:09 Hey!
00:56:19 Take it easy.
00:56:59 It sucks to be me right now!
00:57:05 - How come?
00:57:08 I used to really like Ramses.
00:57:13 But it turns out he's a real douche.
00:57:18 Well, win the Battle Jam this week
00:57:33 Forget it.
00:57:35 What?
00:57:37 Because I can't go on living a lie.
00:57:42 Earth to Steven.
00:57:45 I'm a friar.
00:57:47 I'm not for that world.
00:57:49 The orphans, they need me,
00:57:55 I got no groceries for breakfast
00:57:58 I'm sick of hearing
00:58:01 - What did you just say?
00:58:06 - Say it again to my face.
00:58:09 Come again?
00:58:10 I hate all the orphans
00:58:25 I'm not listening to you.
00:58:28 You only believe in science.
00:58:32 We never win because you are fat.
00:58:48 Buenos días, Sister.
00:58:53 So, what you cooking?
00:58:57 Breakfast.
00:59:10 Ignacio, you have a responsibility
00:59:14 I know.
00:59:17 Well, where have you been?
00:59:21 I've been gone because I had
00:59:25 outside of the orphanage.
00:59:27 Like what? Where were you last night?
00:59:34 To tell you the truth,
00:59:41 You went to watch a wrestling match?
00:59:47 Kind of.
00:59:49 You are a man of the cloth.
00:59:52 Lucha libre, it's a sin.
00:59:55 But why?
00:59:57 Because those men fight for vanity,
01:00:01 for money,
01:00:02 for false pride.
01:00:06 Yes, it's terrible. Terrible.
01:00:10 But is it always a sin to fight?
01:00:14 No.
01:00:17 If you fight for something noble,
01:00:20 or for someone who needs your help,
01:00:23 only then will God bless you in battle.
01:00:29 You must pray for forgiveness.
01:00:37 Excuse me, Ignacio.
01:01:23 Precious Father,
01:01:25 why have you given me
01:01:28 and then made me
01:01:31 Have I focused too much on my boots
01:01:37 Wait a second.
01:01:38 Maybe you want me to fight
01:01:41 to the little ones who have nothing
01:01:43 so they can have better foods
01:01:47 Yeah, maybe that.
01:01:49 Okay, if I win tonight at the Battle Jam,
01:01:53 I will know that you bless my mission
01:01:55 and that you want me to be
01:02:00 I smell cookies.
01:02:02 Flame! Flame!
01:02:06 No, no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
01:02:13 Roll, you fool!
01:02:21 Flame, flame, flame!
01:02:54 Yes, it's true!
01:02:57 I am Nacho, the luchador.
01:03:05 Who?
01:03:06 Maybe you have seen me on TV.
01:03:14 Nacho!
01:03:24 No. This is forbidden.
01:03:27 I knew it.
01:03:30 He is not a man of God.
01:03:36 Tonight,
01:03:37 I will fight
01:03:41 maybe the world,
01:03:44 and I will win
01:03:47 because our Heavenly Father
01:03:50 And he and I will win 10,000 pesos.
01:03:52 And with it,
01:03:54 I will buy the orphans a big bus
01:03:58 to go on field trips to parks
01:04:02 I'm serious!
01:05:28 Nipple twist!
01:07:27 You can't win them all.
01:07:41 Nacho!
01:07:44 Where are you going?
01:07:48 There is no place for me
01:07:52 I don't belong out there
01:07:55 and I don't belong in here,
01:07:58 so I'm going into the wilderness,
01:08:00 probably to die.
01:08:04 Well, you might need this.
01:08:14 My mother gave it to me
01:08:18 It was her lucky machete.
01:08:38 I hope to see you again, little Chancho.
01:08:44 Maybe in the next life.
01:10:52 How did you find me here?
01:10:54 I saw you from the village.
01:11:08 I have some news.
01:11:13 Silencio isn't going to be able
01:11:19 He got injured.
01:11:44 Silencio bruised his bunions.
01:11:47 They are swollen really hard.
01:11:51 He's not gonna be able to fight tonight.
01:11:55 You were second place.
01:11:57 You get to fight Ramses.
01:12:01 But I have given up wrestling.
01:12:06 Nacho, you are a great fighter.
01:12:10 And you got something
01:12:23 The childrens need a real hero.
01:12:27 But I thought you hated
01:12:32 Not anymore.
01:12:34 I like them.
01:12:39 And they need you, Nacho.
01:13:02 Okay.
01:13:42 Dear Sister, I know
01:13:45 and already believe that I must have
01:13:49 But you are wrong, I'm still alive.
01:13:52 Tonight I'll be fighting
01:13:55 the great Ramses.
01:13:57 I know you don't like wrestling,
01:13:58 but know that I am leaving
01:14:01 And if I die in the ring, know that
01:14:06 Ignacio.
01:14:09 P.S. If we didn't end up taking
01:14:13 we could maybe get married
01:14:19 But, you know, whatever.
01:14:21 Hug, hug, kiss, kiss,
01:14:24 hug, hug, big kiss,
01:14:27 little hug, kiss, kiss, little kiss.
01:15:20 Ramses is the number one.
01:15:23 His legs are number one.
01:15:27 His eyes are number one.
01:15:31 His muscles are number one.
01:15:35 Ramses is the number one.
01:15:45 While I was in the wilderness
01:15:49 I wrote a song for Encarnación
01:15:53 in my mind.
01:15:56 - Shall I sing it for you?
01:16:10 When the fantasy has ended
01:16:14 And all the children are gone
01:16:18 Something good inside me
01:16:22 Helps me to carry on
01:16:25 I ate some bugs
01:16:29 I used my hand
01:16:33 To kiss your mouth
01:16:37 No, no, no
01:16:41 Unless you want to
01:16:43 Then we'd break our vows together
01:16:48 Encarnación
01:16:53 Encarnación
01:16:56 Encarnación
01:17:00 Encarnación
01:17:05 They are ready for you now.
01:17:40 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!
01:18:05 Maybe we should pray.
01:18:12 Dear Lord, please bless Nacho
01:18:17 - Amen.
01:18:19 Ramses! Ramses! Ramses! Ramses!
01:18:29 Ramses! Ramses!
01:18:49 High five.
01:18:51 Take it easy.
01:19:05 Go, go, go, go, go.
01:20:17 Nacho! Nacho! Nacho! Nacho!
01:20:21 Nacho! Nacho!
01:22:28 Okay. Vertebrae kick!
01:22:45 Timber!
01:23:59 I did it!
01:24:26 Hey! We did it!
01:24:30 Yes!
01:25:00 Yes!
01:25:01 - Yes!
01:25:10 Yes!