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Naked Gun 2 The Smell of Fear The
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The honorable Allen D. |
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The honorable |
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The honorable Nelson |
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Ladies and gentlemen, the President |
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Here's everybody on the list, Barb. |
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Hi, Peter. They let you |
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Jack, glad you could make it. |
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Hi. Get rid of the beard. |
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Hi, Frank. Trudy. |
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Hi, Peter. Glad you could make it. |
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Everybody's here. |
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Thank you very much. Dr. Meinheimer, |
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I'm looking forward to |
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I'm sure it's a wonderful, |
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Ah, here she is. Dear. |
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Have you met Dr. Meinheimer formally? |
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Thank you. |
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Great Lady down! |
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- What happened? |
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Wait. |
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- How are you, dear? |
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Good. Please be seated. |
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Welcome. I'm glad you could all come. |
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I'm pleased that we have so many |
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This week we are celebrating |
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Law Enforcement Week |
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So I'd like to turn the proceedings over |
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to our own |
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Captain Annabelle Brumford. |
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I would like to introduce |
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This week he is being honored |
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Please welcome Lieutenant |
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In all honesty, |
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Luckily, they were drug dealers. |
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- Good. |
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Thank you, Commissioner Brumford. |
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Now I'd like to call on my Chief of Staff, |
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to introduce some special guests. |
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Thank you. Mr. President, tonight I'm |
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our guests |
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First, representing the oil industry, |
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head of the Society of Petroleum Industry |
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Mr. Terence Baggett. |
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From the coal industry, Chairman of |
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or SMOKE, |
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Thank you. |
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From the nuclear industry, |
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President of the Key Atomic |
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Mr. Arthur Dunwell. |
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As you know, for the past three years, |
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this administration has been trying to |
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that will have a lasting impact |
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for the next decade and beyond. |
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To make sure |
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the President has appointed |
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Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer. |
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As I'm sure you're aware, |
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and Dr. Meinheimer |
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to the Annual National Press Club |
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Mr. President. |
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I want all of you here |
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that I've decided to base my |
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on Dr. Meinheimer's recommendations. |
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This issue is too important to be left to |
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We need an independent and informed |
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and Dr. Meinheimer |
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Mr. President, if I may say so, |
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I do hope that Dr. Meinheimer |
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...influenced by any of the so-called |
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Well, we're all aware of |
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He is best qualified |
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- Dr. Meinheimer. |
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This happens every fucking time |
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- Jane... |
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- You're back early. |
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Surely, a lovely woman like you |
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can think of something better to do |
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be so blunt. |
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It's all right, Doctor. It's OK. |
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You're thinking about him again, |
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- Frank? |
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You just can't forget about him? |
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- Who? |
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Oh, yes! |
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No, I can't. I... I try. |
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It's just that when you've had |
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But then, you wouldn't understand. |
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Jane, you mustn't be |
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You've done a wonderful job |
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You're the finest Director of |
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Thank you, Doctor, I try my best. |
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But I see you here |
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You must forget about the past. |
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There is someone I'm seeing, |
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I was telling him about the speech... |
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- Good evening. |
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I forgot. |
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Extraordinary. The President promised |
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Wonderful! Then you're going to deliver |
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Every word of it. |
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but a guest there made such a ruckus |
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Hey, Al! Ken! |
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I found this in the waste-basket. |
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Hey, that's a pretty nice clock! |
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I wonder why they threw it out. |
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It's probably because it's |
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There. |
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My name is Sergeant Frank Drebin, |
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I was getting my car washed when |
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There had been a bombing and I was |
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as part of the President's |
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- Ready? |
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As far as police work is concerned, |
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that nothing quite prepares you for. |
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Somehow, a demented madman, |
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and possibly a couple of months |
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- I'm glad you could make it. |
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Congratulations, I understand |
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- Yes, and if I catch the guy who did it... |
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They've searched the building. |
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This was one hell of an explosion. |
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We're still trying to figure out |
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- Any other victims? |
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- Oh, I see... |
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- This one's a real mess. |
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- Any witnesses, Ed? |
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She saw a man leaving |
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- We should let Nordberg handle it. |
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Not now. She fainted dead away. |
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She took a knock on the head. |
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- I'll handle it. |
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- Miss, I'd like to ask some questions. |
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She's being questioned |
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I couldn't believe it was her. |
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But there she was, |
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That delicately beautiful face... |
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... and a body that could melt a |
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And breasts that seem to say, |
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She made you drop to your knees |
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and thank God |
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She reminded me of my mother, |
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Snap out of it. You're looking at her |
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- Frank. |
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I moved here two years ago. |
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- How are the children? |
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Yes, of course. |
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- How was your prostate operation? |
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In fact, better than ever. |
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Look, Frank... |
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I know it's awkward, but you're not still |
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Obsessed? Who's obsessed? |
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Because you backed out of the wedding |
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Ancient history, |
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He was in tears. |
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- Get a hold of yourself! |
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- That's enough. |
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Jane, there you are. Hello, Jane. |
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Dr. Meinheimer. |
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- Don't get up. Nice to meet you. |
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I believe we met |
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He never forgets a face. |
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It's a terrible thing that's happened. |
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I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, |
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It's like sex, a painstaking task |
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and when you think that things are |
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Jane, about this man |
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I gave the sketch artist a description. |
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Eh... Ed! |
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We should get that other artist. The one |
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Right. Sorenson! |
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I'd like to see the rest of the Institute, |
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Of course. |
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That's a good idea. It's right this way. |
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What can you tell me |
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- He's Caucasian. |
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Yeah. You know, white guy. |
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An awfully big moustache. |
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This is our research laboratory. |
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Experiments are temperature-controlled |
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Our scientists have spent years on them |
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Today, we'll join two compounds... |
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Oh, my God! |
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Thank heavens the bomb |
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Yes, but I can't understand |
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Jane, I think you |
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- Jane, darling! |
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Jane, are you all right? |
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I'm really OK, but I'm glad you're here. |
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I'm sorry! Frank, this is Quentin |
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- Pleased to meet you, Mr... |
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I believe I've used |
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I'm... sure you have. |
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- Are you connected with the Institute? |
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But Jane and I have seen |
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How is my little hell-cat? |
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Well, that's great. I've been dating, too. |
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Wrote the book on male sexual |
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- I beg your pardon? |
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I'm sure we can |
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just like the responsible adults |
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Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants? |
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- That does it! |
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Quentin, maybe you should excuse us. |
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Anything you wish, my darling. |
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Until tonight, then... |
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I'm feeling blue |
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Just thinking of you |
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I get out of bed |
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Wish I was dead |
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And I hope you do, too |
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So I've given up |
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I've taken all the pills |
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The law will allow |
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And so I'm feeling blue |
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- Sir? |
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- On second thoughts, a Black Russian. |
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I guess Im just |
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Screwed |
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Frank. I thought I'd find you here. |
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Ed, sit down. |
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You left before I could talk to you. |
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Is it just my imagination |
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No, it's just a small percentage |
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I hope you're right. It's just that |
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You're still thinking about Jane, |
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She's part of my life, Ed. Always will be. |
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I think about her constantly. |
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When she said, "Get out of my life |
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Sometimes I think about you and Edna, |
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because you've had the same person |
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You wake up with her, |
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You make love to the same woman. |
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You spend every possible |
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while I'm out with 20-year-olds who |
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Girls who can't say no, |
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"More, more, more! It's your turn now |
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I just want to love, Ed. |
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I'm sure you'll find love. |
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- I already have one. |
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Go to her, Frank. Go on! |
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I'll see you in the morning. |
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- Excuse me. |
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Sorry. |
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This isn't easy to say. |
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I'm lonely, I'm lost. |
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Frank! |
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Over here. |
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Well... |
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- What are you doing here? |
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Then I tried the station house. |
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- Good evening, Sam. |
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Always nice to see nice people. |
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Sam, play our song. |
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Of course. |
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Ding dong, the witch is dead |
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Sam. That's enough. |
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You can't let old hurts die, can you? |
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You walk out of my life, |
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- Didn't you get the letters? |
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I didn't open them. |
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So you didn't get the cheque for $75,000 |
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Why are you here? |
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I remembered something |
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Outside the window, I saw |
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Red van? |
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You've said your piece, |
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That's not my only reason |
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- I want us to be friends. |
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I bet if I dusted you for prints, |
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You! |
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I see a certain kitten |
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I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. |
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We're no good together. |
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You were always busy |
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Ozone layer! |
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How can you say that, |
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when I sank every penny into buying |
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Then I had it slashed |
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Frank! How could you be so insensitive? |
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Insensitive? You think it's easy |
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- You try it sometime. |
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I don't know why I came here. |
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I'm single. I love being single! |
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I haven't had this much sex |
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I mean, at the time, |
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- I told you the bombing wouldn't work. |
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Look at this headline. |
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"President to give Meinheimer |
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That speech is in two days. |
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- Don't you think I know that? |
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Gentlemen, gentlemen... |
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I know that you're all worried, |
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There's plenty to be worried about. |
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Like this solar power plant, already |
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Photovoltaic cells. |
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They convert sunlight |
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Fluorescents. Last ten times as long |
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Uses only a quarter of the power. |
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Superwindows. They insulate |
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An electric car, |
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But the truth is, gentlemen, |
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that I'm not worried about |
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Because no one is ever |
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- What about Meinheimer and his report? |
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Good question. |
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- That's kidnapping! |
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- What about his speech on Tuesday? |
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It is my view that we must rely on |
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Our Dr. Meinheimer. |
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- Oh, my God! |
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Meet Earl Hacker, |
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As I explained to Mr. Hapsburg, |
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and, might I add, |
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But you gentlemen |
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Do you? |
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After a good night's sleep, |
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I figured that if I buried myself |
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I could forget about Jane |
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catch a vicious killer |
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So far we had few clues |
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I was hoping that the lab boys |
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Shut it off! |
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- Take it easy. |
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- Nice work. |
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Can you show us the results |
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We weren't able to get |
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but we did find footprints |
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We made plaster casts of them. |
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We're running a trace on it. |
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We also found this dinosaur footprint. |
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- A major find from the Paleolithic era. |
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Yes, 20 feet down we discovered |
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About the case... |
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I'll be leaving for Boston tomorrow |
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to the American Archaeological Society. |
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You're going on Geraldo |
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No, my wife is a transsexual |
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Meanwhile, we'll be continuing |
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fiber checks, |
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Then, using the microscopic dirt particles |
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we'll get a geological breakdown |
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- We may not have that kind of time. |
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We found this wallet |
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We haven't examined it thoroughly. |
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"Hector Savage". From Detroit. |
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Ex-boxer. |
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Yeah. He fought |
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I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once, |
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No, that's Kid New York. |
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He was killed in the ring in Houston |
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- The Arizona Assassin. |
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- Was it North or South? |
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South Dakota was his brother. |
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You sure know your boxing. |
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All I know is: |
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- You've got an address? |
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"210 Bleckman Street." |
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That's the red-light district. I wonder |
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Sex, Frank? |
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No, not right now, Ed. |
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The address we had for De Carlo |
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We went there, hoping it would |
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and lead us to a clue |
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That's the cops. |
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All right, I'll handle it. |
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You'll be safe down there. |
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- Ed. |
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- Red van. |
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Jane said that she saw a red van |
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- Let's take him down. |
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- Bug the van. See where it goes. |
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- Nordberg! |
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Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad. |
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- Is this some kind of bust? |
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But we need to ask you |
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Listen. We're looking for |
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Why should I tell you? |
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Because I'm the last line of defense |
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and the decent people in this town. |
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Hi, Frank. We got that D-83 Swedish |
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It's a gift. |
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Frank, come here. Quick! |
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What? Hey! |
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Hey! Stop, stop! I'm a police officer! |
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Let's go. But remember, |
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Pull over! |
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Nordberg's bugging device |
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I'm not kidding! Stop! |
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Shit! |
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He's changing direction. Stop the car. |
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Oh, no! |
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- He's getting closer. |
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Keep your eyes peeled. |
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Oh, no! |
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Look, he's real close now. |
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Step on it! |
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Help! Stop, stop! |
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Frank, stop! |
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Stop right now! I've had it! |
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Help! |
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Drebin, Police Squad. |
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It's a tense situation. |
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- Says he's got hostages. |
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Yeah. That red van is registered |
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Well, it looks like the cows |
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How are you doing, trooper? |
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Hey, stop firing! |
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Hold it! Stop firing! |
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Stop firing! Stop firing! |
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All right, give me the bullhorn. |
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This is Frank Drebin, Police Squad. |
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Throw down your guns |
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or come on out, then throw down |
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Remember the two key elements: |
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One, guns to be thrown down. |
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You just try and take me, Drebin! |
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- Looks like he's holding all the cards. |
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How about it? |
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You can't drive that tank! |
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Don't worry, Ed! |
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All right, what do you want? |
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I want a car out front. |
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Then I want a plane ticket to Jamaica. |
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No touristy place. |
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Something indicative of |
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We can't do that. |
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Now put your hands on top of your head |
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We've got you surrounded |
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Frank, what are you doing? |
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Frank! Help! |
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- Your coat, sir? |
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And I have a receipt to prove it. |
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- Telephone call, Commissioner. |
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Excuse me. |
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Yes? |
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He did what? |
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How many animals escaped? |
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Good evening, Commissioner. |
| 00:35:10 |
Do you realize that because of you |
| 00:35:15 |
Well, isn't that the fault of the voters? |
| 00:35:19 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:35:26 |
Thank you all for attending this |
| 00:35:32 |
who tomorrow |
| 00:35:40 |
Along with the President, I pledge |
| 00:35:45 |
whatever they may be. |
| 00:35:55 |
And now, please enjoy the evening. |
| 00:35:58 |
I'll see you later. |
| 00:36:14 |
May I cut in? |
| 00:36:16 |
- What are you doing here? |
| 00:36:19 |
- Why are you really here? |
| 00:36:23 |
"Quentin Hapsburg." I never liked him |
| 00:36:28 |
The man is as dirty |
| 00:36:31 |
What's gotten into you? |
| 00:36:35 |
who cares about people and is not |
| 00:36:40 |
Ask him what his connection is with the |
| 00:36:44 |
I don't know what you're talking about. |
| 00:36:47 |
Ask him if he's pals with |
| 00:36:51 |
Stop it! You're just jealous |
| 00:36:55 |
the understanding that you never could. |
| 00:36:58 |
I just hope Quentin is watching |
| 00:37:02 |
And a jealous man |
| 00:37:06 |
I'm counting on that! |
| 00:37:46 |
Mr. Drebin, Mr. Hapsburg |
| 00:37:59 |
- Solitaire is a lonely man's game. |
| 00:38:05 |
I don't recall seeing your name |
| 00:38:09 |
Nothing to be embarrassed about. |
| 00:38:15 |
Nice party. |
| 00:38:21 |
- Do you gamble, Lieutenant? |
| 00:38:28 |
Que sera, sera... |
| 00:38:30 |
- You do speak French, don't you? |
| 00:38:34 |
But I do kiss that way. |
| 00:38:37 |
Excuse me! |
| 00:38:40 |
Dr. Meinheimer, you remember Frank? |
| 00:38:43 |
- Uh... Mister... |
| 00:38:48 |
- You met him at the Institute. |
| 00:38:53 |
Thank you, I don't intend to stay. |
| 00:38:56 |
Let's play another game. Who's this? |
| 00:39:03 |
- I wouldn't know. |
| 00:39:05 |
He blew up a building and |
| 00:39:10 |
We own lots of vans. |
| 00:39:14 |
Look, Lieutenant, I have nothing to hide. |
| 00:39:17 |
Maybe, but I'm warning you. |
| 00:39:19 |
If you so much as sneeze, |
| 00:39:29 |
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for |
| 00:39:34 |
an all-expense-paid trip |
| 00:39:40 |
And to draw the first winner, |
| 00:39:46 |
Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer. |
| 00:39:52 |
- Let me help you. |
| 00:39:55 |
I don't understand |
| 00:39:58 |
I'm afraid it's merely |
| 00:40:01 |
You're going to wear all my gears down. |
| 00:40:45 |
- He gets around marvelously. |
| 00:42:03 |
- Frank? |
| 00:42:05 |
I just wanted to tell you that I'm sorry |
| 00:42:09 |
- Oh, Frank. |
| 00:42:13 |
OK, but the place is kind of a mess. |
| 00:42:17 |
I was about to make a protein shake. |
| 00:42:20 |
No, thank you. |
| 00:42:23 |
Are you sure? |
| 00:42:26 |
Do you know what Dr. Meinheimer |
| 00:42:31 |
Yes, he'll endorse energy efficiency |
| 00:42:36 |
- Who else knew that? |
| 00:42:40 |
And if the President adopts a policy of |
| 00:42:45 |
who would be the biggest losers? |
| 00:42:47 |
Coal, oil and nuclear. |
| 00:42:50 |
- Frank! Frank! |
| 00:42:55 |
You told me that Dr. Meinheimer |
| 00:42:59 |
yet tonight |
| 00:43:02 |
That's strange, but he has been |
| 00:43:06 |
Does he have any identifying marks? |
| 00:43:11 |
webbed toes or a third nostril? |
| 00:43:14 |
He has a birthmark in the shape of |
| 00:43:18 |
I see... Have you noticed |
| 00:43:24 |
Only that he is a foot taller |
| 00:43:29 |
Frank! What are you trying to tell me? |
| 00:43:32 |
That Quentin has found |
| 00:43:35 |
and that he will give |
| 00:43:38 |
That's brilliant. That's a lot better |
| 00:43:43 |
Stop it, this is preposterous! |
| 00:43:47 |
Jane, you're hurting me. |
| 00:43:50 |
- What more do you want from me? |
| 00:43:52 |
- Local call? |
| 00:43:55 |
If you'll excuse me, |
| 00:43:59 |
The phone is in the other room. |
| 00:44:20 |
Give me Captain Ed Hocken, please. |
| 00:44:31 |
Ed, I'm onto something big. |
| 00:44:36 |
What is he doing in Detroit? |
| 00:44:39 |
Send him the plane fare |
| 00:45:32 |
Of the way we were |
| 00:45:37 |
Memories |
| 00:45:40 |
Like the colors of my mind |
| 00:45:45 |
Misty water-colored memories |
| 00:45:51 |
Of the way we were |
| 00:45:56 |
Scattered pictures |
| 00:46:00 |
Of the smiles we left behind |
| 00:46:06 |
Smiles we gave to one another |
| 00:46:12 |
Of the way we were |
| 00:46:16 |
Can it be that it was all so simple then |
| 00:46:21 |
Or has time rewritten... |
| 00:46:26 |
Frank! |
| 00:47:17 |
Just as I suspected. |
| 00:47:21 |
Come on, on your feet. |
| 00:47:56 |
Jane... |
| 00:47:57 |
What happened to the water pressure? |
| 00:48:01 |
Jane! |
| 00:48:05 |
Frank! |
| 00:48:07 |
I was so frightened! |
| 00:48:11 |
- What happened out there? |
| 00:48:14 |
But if I were you, I wouldn't leave |
| 00:48:19 |
- Who would want to kill you? |
| 00:48:24 |
Now I'm afraid it's one of |
| 00:48:33 |
Oh, Frank! I feel like such a fool. |
| 00:48:37 |
- I should never have doubted you. |
| 00:48:41 |
You couldn't know that the man you |
| 00:48:46 |
Oh, Frank! |
| 00:48:49 |
- He's in danger. |
| 00:48:51 |
They'll probably torture him, |
| 00:48:54 |
It's all my fault! |
| 00:48:56 |
They'll start by tearing out his toenails |
| 00:49:00 |
Oh, no! What are we going to do? |
| 00:49:03 |
If my hunch is right, |
| 00:49:07 |
- At the Home Club? |
| 00:49:11 |
At this warehouse. |
| 00:49:15 |
- You'll be careful? |
| 00:49:20 |
I will... |
| 00:49:23 |
I guess I'd better be on my way. |
| 00:49:27 |
I promised Nordberg |
| 00:49:35 |
I can't fight it any more! |
| 00:49:38 |
I ran away from you once. I can't do it |
| 00:52:51 |
Frank, we've got |
| 00:52:54 |
We've only got a dock pass |
| 00:52:57 |
Hapsburg is up to something right up |
| 00:53:07 |
It's a perfect day. This fog'll keep us |
| 00:53:12 |
That's not fog. The number two |
| 00:53:16 |
Let's run through this one more time. |
| 00:53:19 |
At 3:15, Nordberg will cut |
| 00:53:23 |
Yeah. Right. |
| 00:53:24 |
- Nordberg. |
| 00:53:27 |
I'll be in the van waiting for your signal. |
| 00:53:30 |
Yeah. Right. |
| 00:53:33 |
When you hear me say, |
| 00:53:37 |
- Check. |
| 00:53:49 |
The water's over there. |
| 00:53:56 |
Hexagon oil commercial |
| 00:54:00 |
Piloting today's giant oil tankers |
| 00:54:04 |
That's why here at Hexagon's |
| 00:54:08 |
future captains go through |
| 00:54:12 |
Through a complicated |
| 00:54:14 |
we weed out those less qualified |
| 00:54:18 |
of a 500,000-tonne |
| 00:54:21 |
Only the best will take command |
| 00:54:23 |
of what is essentially |
| 00:54:39 |
Commercial two. |
| 00:54:42 |
Just the way I like it! |
| 00:54:46 |
Some day, way into the future, |
| 00:54:49 |
the sun may be able to |
| 00:54:53 |
But right now, |
| 00:54:56 |
to know that our home |
| 00:55:00 |
I know what you're thinking, |
| 00:55:03 |
We know that nuclear energy is safe. |
| 00:55:06 |
In fact, we think of it as |
| 00:55:10 |
But remember, our friend can't exist |
| 00:55:14 |
So tell your congressman |
| 00:55:18 |
rolling into nuclear power. |
| 00:55:26 |
I'll have to find another way in, Ed. |
| 00:55:28 |
They've got killer guard dogs here. |
| 00:55:32 |
Loud and clear. |
| 00:55:36 |
We're at our destination. |
| 00:55:41 |
Ed, I'm going to try the roof. |
| 00:55:49 |
I'm going to try it again. |
| 00:56:33 |
- Cut the power line. |
| 00:56:39 |
Help! |
| 00:56:41 |
Come in, Nordberg. |
| 00:56:56 |
Well... It's Lieutenant Drebin. |
| 00:57:00 |
You were supposed to |
| 00:57:05 |
But now I think I'm going to |
| 00:57:09 |
It'll be slow and painful. |
| 00:57:17 |
- What's that smell? |
| 00:57:21 |
I have been swimming in raw sewage. |
| 00:57:26 |
I love it! |
| 00:57:28 |
That's the signal, let's go. |
| 00:57:33 |
It's stuck. Give me a hand. |
| 00:57:36 |
Ed, help me! Ed! |
| 00:57:39 |
Search him. |
| 00:57:45 |
I love it! |
| 00:57:52 |
He's wired! |
| 00:57:56 |
Tie him up! |
| 00:57:58 |
You'll never get away |
| 00:58:01 |
- Whatever it is... |
| 00:58:05 |
Let me introduce you to some people. |
| 00:58:10 |
Of course, you know Dr. Meinheimer. |
| 00:58:16 |
Why you son of a... |
| 00:58:19 |
And then I'd like you |
| 00:58:23 |
Weekend guests from out of town. |
| 00:58:26 |
We're going to the Press Club Dinner. |
| 00:58:30 |
until I come back. |
| 00:58:32 |
Then I want the pleasure |
| 00:58:38 |
The pleasure is all mine. |
| 00:58:45 |
See you after the speech, Lieutenant. |
| 01:00:19 |
- Freeze! |
| 01:00:22 |
Don't move! |
| 01:00:25 |
Good Lord! |
| 01:00:30 |
Are you OK, Dr. Meinheimer? |
| 01:00:35 |
That's OK. Don't try to talk. |
| 01:00:40 |
I just can't take this any more. |
| 01:00:44 |
Garbage like you just makes me sick! |
| 01:00:48 |
- Ed... |
| 01:00:49 |
I'm just John Q. Public now. |
| 01:00:56 |
- Mano a mano. |
| 01:00:58 |
I'll teach you to pick on |
| 01:01:08 |
All right, he's had enough! |
| 01:01:10 |
Somebody help the Captain. |
| 01:01:22 |
Any predictions, Mr. Sununu? |
| 01:01:24 |
There won't be any surprises |
| 01:01:28 |
He'll recommend that the President |
| 01:01:32 |
and more dollars for subsidizing nuclear |
| 01:01:36 |
We'll have more on the dinner later and |
| 01:01:40 |
This is the most important evening |
| 01:01:46 |
If you see Drebin or |
| 01:01:49 |
I want them arrested on sight. |
| 01:01:54 |
I told Jane to meet us |
| 01:01:57 |
- Where's that? |
| 01:02:00 |
She'll unlock the doors at 7:30. |
| 01:02:02 |
- What about Hapsburg? |
| 01:02:06 |
Let's go. |
| 01:02:23 |
Why, Jane! |
| 01:02:26 |
What are you doing out here? |
| 01:02:30 |
Quentin! I was just getting |
| 01:02:39 |
I grew up on Lake Erie. |
| 01:02:42 |
Well, I'm quite sure... |
| 01:02:44 |
But how fortunate to have found you. |
| 01:03:00 |
Jane! Something |
| 01:03:04 |
Bernardo, you've got the keys? |
| 01:03:09 |
I have a better idea. Follow me! |
| 01:03:13 |
Your attention, please. |
| 01:03:17 |
Thousand points of... light. |
| 01:03:20 |
Recession... bad. Recovery... good. |
| 01:03:25 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:04:03 |
Bésame |
| 01:04:06 |
Bésame mucho... |
| 01:04:11 |
Each time I cling to your kiss |
| 01:04:19 |
Bésame mucho |
| 01:04:26 |
Hold me, my darling, |
| 01:04:33 |
We'd better make our move. |
| 01:04:35 |
Yeah, I'm thinking about something |
| 01:04:40 |
No, I mean Hacker! |
| 01:04:44 |
Right! I'll intercept Hacker. You get |
| 01:05:06 |
Bravo! Encore! |
| 01:05:18 |
Ladies and gentlemen... |
| 01:05:20 |
- Dr. Meinheimer. |
| 01:05:23 |
- Or should I say Hacker? |
| 01:05:29 |
Look what he's doing |
| 01:05:33 |
- Can't someone help? |
| 01:05:37 |
- Give me a shot at him! |
| 01:05:41 |
- We'd better get this man first aid. |
| 01:05:46 |
Thank you. |
| 01:05:48 |
I'm pleased and honored to be with you |
| 01:05:54 |
Tonight, Dr. Meinheimer, |
| 01:05:58 |
no doubt realizes |
| 01:06:01 |
has put a stranglehold on the budget. |
| 01:06:04 |
A lot of cuts will have to be made |
| 01:06:09 |
But we'll just keep cutting |
| 01:06:12 |
That's the only way |
| 01:06:16 |
Now I present to you |
| 01:06:35 |
Oh, my God! He can walk! |
| 01:06:39 |
He can walk! It's a miracle! |
| 01:06:44 |
I can walk! |
| 01:06:48 |
Get off me, you moron! |
| 01:06:53 |
Hey, come back here! |
| 01:06:56 |
Everything seems to be OK now, |
| 01:07:01 |
I present to you, once again, |
| 01:07:05 |
the esteemed Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer. |
| 01:07:23 |
Hold it! Hold everything! |
| 01:07:26 |
- Don't listen to him. He's a fraud! |
| 01:07:29 |
- I can prove it! |
| 01:07:32 |
The real doctor has a birthmark |
| 01:07:34 |
in the shape of Whistler's Mother |
| 01:07:44 |
Obviously a forgery. |
| 01:07:51 |
Drebin! |
| 01:08:09 |
Hold it! Frank is right. |
| 01:08:14 |
but it's this man! |
| 01:08:18 |
And he's just given us this signed |
| 01:08:27 |
No, no, no... |
| 01:08:30 |
That man - Quentin Hapsburg. |
| 01:08:35 |
- They're gone! |
| 01:08:46 |
- Let me go! |
| 01:08:49 |
Come on, Frank, hurry! |
| 01:09:01 |
Tonight, I intend to share with you |
| 01:09:04 |
on our need for a national policy |
| 01:09:06 |
based on energy efficiency and clean, |
| 01:09:17 |
Over there! |
| 01:09:19 |
Frank! |
| 01:09:23 |
Take cover! |
| 01:10:08 |
Nordberg! Cover me, I'm going in! |
| 01:10:40 |
All right. Where's Hapsburg? |
| 01:10:45 |
- Where are you hit? |
| 01:10:48 |
- You're on my groin. |
| 01:10:52 |
- Where is he? |
| 01:10:55 |
Hapsburg has Plan B in... |
| 01:10:58 |
...in... in... |
| 01:11:01 |
Where, where? All right. |
| 01:11:05 |
Who else is almost dead? |
| 01:11:09 |
OK, now... |
| 01:11:13 |
- Talk! |
| 01:11:15 |
- He already said that. |
| 01:11:18 |
"Hapsburg has Plan B in..." |
| 01:11:22 |
Oh, yeah. Hapsburg has Plan B in... |
| 01:11:26 |
...in... |
| 01:11:29 |
Where? Talk, you low-life scum! |
| 01:11:32 |
Gee, if that's your attitude, forget it! |
| 01:11:39 |
I'm right here, Drebin. |
| 01:11:45 |
Drop your gun, Lieutenant. |
| 01:11:51 |
I believe you're inquiring about Plan B. |
| 01:11:55 |
That's where we detonate |
| 01:11:59 |
Your Dr. Meinheimer |
| 01:12:03 |
No one will be left alive to hear it. |
| 01:12:05 |
Detonation sequence activated. |
| 01:12:07 |
I'm the only one |
| 01:12:11 |
In ten minutes, |
| 01:12:14 |
will be reduced to a pile of rubble. |
| 01:12:17 |
I'll be safely on my helicopter. |
| 01:12:20 |
By this time tomorrow, |
| 01:12:24 |
What do you think of that? |
| 01:12:27 |
You certainly seem to be |
| 01:12:31 |
I don't care what you think. |
| 01:12:35 |
Go ahead! Threaten me like you have |
| 01:12:39 |
But it won't work this time. |
| 01:12:42 |
like people who can name all 50 states. |
| 01:12:47 |
Maybe not as much as jumping on |
| 01:12:50 |
but it hurts. |
| 01:12:52 |
That's as far as you go, Drebin. |
| 01:12:57 |
Yes. Can I have the gun? |
| 01:13:01 |
Oh, no. I'm not going to fall for that one. |
| 01:13:05 |
Not so fast! |
| 01:13:22 |
Six minutes to detonation. |
| 01:13:25 |
- All right, talk! Give me that abort code. |
| 01:13:29 |
- Six numbers - 2, 1, 7... |
| 01:13:36 |
Thanks a lot. |
| 01:13:55 |
- Are you all right? |
| 01:13:57 |
Yes, but unless we can disarm |
| 01:14:02 |
We must warn everyone. |
| 01:14:05 |
- Jane, you'd better go. |
| 01:14:11 |
But Jane... |
| 01:14:13 |
If you're going to be blown to bits, |
| 01:14:19 |
Jane, I promise you |
| 01:14:24 |
I'll never let my police work |
| 01:14:29 |
Frank. Frank! |
| 01:14:32 |
The bomb. |
| 01:14:35 |
Four minutes to detonation. |
| 01:14:38 |
- What are we going to do? |
| 01:14:42 |
Let me see here..."To reset |
| 01:14:49 |
Per your command, the speed |
| 01:14:53 |
Detonation now in two minutes. |
| 01:14:56 |
So instead of spending |
| 01:15:01 |
on research |
| 01:15:06 |
the Federal Government, |
| 01:15:10 |
or the cost of one B-1 bomber, |
| 01:15:13 |
could reduce the price |
| 01:15:19 |
As Albert Einstein once said... |
| 01:15:24 |
Wake up, wake up! |
| 01:15:27 |
Wake up, the place is going to blow! |
| 01:15:33 |
I'll get the lights. |
| 01:15:36 |
To elaborate on point 102... |
| 01:15:40 |
Here, read this. It's an emergency. |
| 01:15:46 |
"His strong, manly hands |
| 01:15:50 |
"probed every crevice |
| 01:15:56 |
"their undulating bodies |
| 01:16:00 |
"as he thrust his purple-headed warrior |
| 01:16:04 |
"into her quivering mound |
| 01:16:08 |
Listen up, everyone. I want you |
| 01:16:13 |
That's it. Nobody run. |
| 01:16:18 |
That's it. If we'll just stay calm, |
| 01:16:21 |
no one will be harmed by the huge bomb |
| 01:16:33 |
It's a cookbook, it's a cookbook! |
| 01:16:37 |
Twenty seconds to detonation. |
| 01:16:42 |
- What are you going to do? |
| 01:16:45 |
- It's got my sleeve! |
| 01:16:48 |
10, 9, 8... |
| 01:16:50 |
- I can't get it. |
| 01:16:53 |
5, 4, 3... |
| 01:16:57 |
- ... 2, 1... |
| 01:17:03 |
Frank, look! |
| 01:17:07 |
You did it! |
| 01:17:18 |
Thank you, |
| 01:17:22 |
but it's all part of the job. |
| 01:17:25 |
Frank, I'd like you to consider filling |
| 01:17:29 |
It may mean long hours, |
| 01:17:32 |
and being surrounded by some of |
| 01:17:37 |
You want me to be in your cabinet? |
| 01:17:40 |
No... No! |
| 01:17:43 |
I want you to head up |
| 01:17:51 |
- That's a great honor. |
| 01:17:55 |
Congratulations. |
| 01:17:57 |
Nice going! |
| 01:17:59 |
- Get in here. |
| 01:18:05 |
Thank you. I'm very honored. |
| 01:18:08 |
This is something I've always dreamt of, |
| 01:18:16 |
You see, I've learnt something |
| 01:18:20 |
about the Earth and about love. |
| 01:18:24 |
I guess love is like the ozone layer. |
| 01:18:27 |
You never miss it until it's gone. |
| 01:18:30 |
Blowing away a fleeing suspect |
| 01:18:35 |
used to be everything to me. |
| 01:18:41 |
But now I want to be known as |
| 01:18:50 |
I want a world where Frank Junior, |
| 01:18:55 |
can sit under a shade tree, |
| 01:18:57 |
breathe the air, swim in the ocean, |
| 01:19:01 |
and go into a 7-Eleven |
| 01:19:10 |
I want a world where I can eat |
| 01:19:16 |
I want a world where the Democrats |
| 01:19:24 |
I may not get there with you, |
| 01:19:28 |
I want a world |
| 01:19:32 |
with this woman, whom I love! |
| 01:19:38 |
Yikes! |
| 01:19:40 |
- Frank! |
| 01:19:44 |
- Jane, will you marry me? |
| 01:19:53 |
We love Frank! We love Frank! |
| 01:19:57 |
One more picture. |
| 01:20:00 |
Smile! |
| 01:20:06 |
Help, George! |
| 01:24:26 |
All right, let's see |
| 01:24:29 |
Energy efficiency... good. |
| 01:24:33 |
Drilling in |
| 01:24:38 |
Mr. President, |
| 01:24:41 |
I'm fine, thanks. |
