Nanny Diaries The

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00:00:10 Name- Annie Braddock.
00:00:15 Age- 21.
00:00:18 Area of interest-
00:00:20 anthropology.
00:00:24 Describe your
00:00:26 as it relates
00:00:29 My God.
00:00:31 Where do I begin?
00:00:33 Attention. The Museum of NaturaI History
00:00:36 will be closing in
00:00:41 Please exit the hall
00:00:43 by using
00:00:59 Child-rearing around the world
00:01:01 boasts a wide variety of
00:01:09 But perhaps the most bizarre
00:01:12 can be found within the small island
00:01:16 Asshole!
00:01:18 The inhabitants of the region
00:01:21 have the most prosperous,
00:01:24 sociaI systems
00:01:27 After successfully mating
00:01:29 and producing offspring,
00:01:30 the men are often distant
00:01:33 leaving their women
00:01:35 and provide for
00:01:40 Yet the resourcefuI mothers
00:01:43 have plenty of time
00:01:45 in a variety of sex-role-
00:01:49 These include
00:01:53 sacred meditation...
00:01:56 ...even fasting rituals.
00:02:01 Which brings us to our focus
00:02:04 Who actually does it?
00:02:06 Well, in Africa,
00:02:09 "It takes a village
00:02:11 But for the tribe of
00:02:14 it takes just
00:02:16 the nanny.
00:02:24 Okay, so what's
00:02:26 is not a typicaI
00:02:28 but rather the unraveling
00:02:31 Actually, this nanny is me.
00:02:34 And why I'm telling off
00:02:37 of this field diary.
00:02:39 If by chance my report stereotypes
00:02:43 forgive me.
00:02:44 I'm not exactly
00:02:52 ... Master in economics,
00:02:55 - Yeah!
00:02:58 honors in urban planning,
00:03:02 Annie Braddock,
00:03:04 high honors in business,
00:03:06 So here I am a few months before
00:03:09 Whoo-whoo!
00:03:10 ...a native New Jersey girI
00:03:12 participating in a dreaded
00:03:14 - Doh!
00:03:16 Spazz!
00:03:18 And here's the woman who reared me
00:03:19 pretty much all
00:03:21 She's a nurse.
00:03:23 Note the shoes.
00:03:25 What is it?
00:03:29 You'll see.
00:03:31 Oh, wow.
00:03:35 - Thank you.
00:03:37 but I wanted to buy you
00:03:39 - Thanks. Thank you.
00:03:42 - when you're a famous CFO.
00:03:44 Gosh, come on. It's one meeting
00:03:47 It's highly competitive.
00:03:51 All right, stop
00:03:53 Your father was always negative
00:03:55 - Double-wide trailer in Scranton.
00:03:59 Honey, I'm not kidding.
00:04:01 I would give the world to be sitting
00:04:04 You are so much
00:04:07 No man is gonna
00:04:09 No one's gonna tell you
00:04:13 Maybe I'm- maybe I'm not
00:04:17 No, what if I'm better
00:04:20 - something else?
00:04:22 Anthropology? Honey how are you
00:04:24 Look, if you really want to
00:04:28 then make enough money to
00:04:38 Mother: Annie, it's 7:15.
00:04:41 Get moving or
00:04:45 New Jersey PATH train to Manhattan
00:04:46 arriving on track two.
00:04:48 Oh.
00:04:49 New Jersey PATH train
00:04:51 arriving on track two.
00:04:58 Oh, goodness.
00:05:00 I have to admire
00:05:04 Well, at least I'm not wearing last
00:05:07 Let's just say that you
00:05:11 and Tom Waylan was there.
00:05:13 - So?
00:05:14 Twice.
00:05:16 All right, well,
00:05:18 - ReaI life awaits.
00:05:20 You know, I bet none of
00:05:22 practice such
00:05:24 - You ever hear of the Shakers?
00:05:33 Excuse me, sir? Sir.
00:05:35 - Yeah?
00:05:37 Can you tell me where
00:05:40 You see the building
00:05:42 - Yes.
00:05:44 Oh shit.
00:05:47 Woman:
00:05:50 is so competitive.
00:05:52 We have over 8,000 applicants
00:05:55 So, why don't you
00:05:57 in your own words,
00:06:01 Wow, that's-
00:06:03 that's certainly
00:06:06 Mm-hm.
00:06:08 Annie Braddock is
00:06:10 a kind-
00:06:14 well...
00:06:17 I am...
00:06:20 Go on.
00:06:23 Well, you see...
00:06:26 Mm-hm.
00:06:27 I have absolutely
00:06:29 Excuse me.
00:06:33 Who is Annie Braddock?
00:06:35 It wasn't exactly
00:06:37 Yet somehow I couldn't
00:06:41 Of course I knew
00:06:43 the date of birth, home town,
00:06:47 But I didn't really know
00:06:50 who I was gonna be.
00:06:52 I was suddenly terrified
00:06:55 I need five rolls of fabric
00:06:58 I don't care
00:07:04 How about her?
00:07:06 This woman- could she
00:07:16 Hmm.
00:07:20 Or perhaps this
00:07:46 On that spring afternoon,
00:07:48 it seemed my future
00:07:52 A CentraI Park bag lady
00:07:55 At least I'd finally get
00:07:58 But before I officially
00:08:01 something- or rather,
00:08:05 intervened.
00:08:11 Mmm.
00:08:15 - Whoa!
00:08:21 Hello there.
00:08:23 Hi.
00:08:24 Get off of me,
00:08:32 Do you belong to anyone,
00:08:34 - Woman: Grayer!
00:08:37 Grayer!
00:08:39 Oh God.
00:08:42 You just averted
00:08:45 The woman featured here-
00:08:47 the one wearing
00:08:49 and Louis Vuitton
00:08:50 is unfortunately not
00:08:57 She is, in fact, a perfect
00:09:00 from the
00:09:01 For the purpose of
00:09:03 we'll just call her
00:09:06 Hi, I'm Mrs. X.
00:09:09 Let me apologize for
00:09:11 Oh, no need to
00:09:13 Please, I love kids.
00:09:15 You're a nanny?
00:09:17 - No, I'm not.
00:09:18 - You're so good with children.
00:09:21 Actually, I just
00:09:23 which is why I'm out in
00:09:26 - by myself.
00:09:27 - She left us to go get married.
00:09:29 Oh my God.
00:09:34 - No, unfortunately, I-
00:09:36 Look, here-
00:09:38 Please please please
00:09:41 We'll schedule a lunch.
00:09:43 - I'm sorry...
00:09:45 Unfortunately, I have to run, but I
00:09:48 I'm sorry- I really think
00:09:50 I have a very
00:09:52 - I...
00:10:01 Pardon me, I couldn't
00:10:03 I'm looking for
00:10:05 - Oh I...
00:10:06 - Excuse me?
00:10:09 - I have a card too, call me.
00:10:12 Donald Trump lives
00:10:14 It seemed that fate now
00:10:17 an opportunity to completely
00:10:20 So I decided for
00:10:23 to abandon Annie
00:10:25 and trade her in for
00:10:28 Nanny.
00:10:31 Of course there was
00:10:36 Everything I knew about
00:10:41 Even so, I fell
00:10:45 that I'd magically
00:10:54 Annie?
00:10:57 Annie!
00:11:21 Annie?
00:11:23 Ahh-hoo-hoo!
00:11:28 Get your feet
00:11:53 Hmm.
00:12:01 The fact that I had
00:12:04 mattered little to the matriarchs
00:12:06 Even though I
00:12:09 I just don't seem to have
00:12:12 All they needed
00:12:14 a college grad,
00:12:17 As you can see,
00:12:20 are getting a divorce.
00:12:21 So you and the kids
00:12:25 on my side of
00:12:27 at all times...
00:12:28 untiI the custody
00:12:31 Oh...
00:12:33 In short, I was the ChaneI
00:12:37 I heard through the grapevine
00:12:39 you've been meeting
00:12:41 So I thought you might appreciate
00:12:44 rather than being
00:12:45 Thank you,
00:12:47 Not really.
00:12:49 I'll probably come up
00:12:51 for us to go have lunch.
00:12:53 I mean, if you end up
00:12:55 Ready?
00:12:57 Do- do you know
00:13:00 I don't mean
00:13:01 but I'm attending a 2:00 lecture
00:13:05 "Super Mom, Trying to Juggle It AII."
00:13:08 I'll just have the burger.
00:13:10 Thanks.
00:13:13 I can't guarantee
00:13:16 is antibiotic-free.
00:13:19 so I highly recommend the crepe
00:13:23 - Okay.
00:13:25 Thanks.
00:13:30 You're from New Jersey.
00:13:32 Unfortunately.
00:13:34 Oh no, there are some very
00:13:37 Friends of ours have a horse
00:13:40 - Really?
00:13:41 I- I hear it's
00:13:44 I'll have to take you
00:13:46 Okay.
00:13:47 Tell me more.
00:13:49 I want to know
00:13:52 - Uh...
00:13:55 I went to Smith.
00:13:57 we weren't all
00:14:00 After graduation,
00:14:01 I moved here and started
00:14:05 The art gallery.
00:14:07 - Oh.
00:14:09 But you really- you can't
00:14:11 when you're raising a child.
00:14:12 The parties,
00:14:15 Oh, excuse me...
00:14:17 - Oh.
00:14:19 - It's you.
00:14:20 I've so been
00:14:23 Is there anything
00:14:25 Not unless you
00:14:27 That lawyer Jeanie Whitman
00:14:30 I am so sorry.
00:14:31 Turns out all our assets
00:14:34 AII I'm getting
00:14:36 That's appalling.
00:14:39 If I'd known it would go this far,
00:14:43 Anyway, enjoy the rest
00:14:47 I'll call you later
00:14:53 Such a shame.
00:14:56 But she should have seen it
00:14:59 Anyway, where were we?
00:15:02 After Gagosian,
00:15:05 I met Mr. X.
00:15:10 You know, my grandmother
00:15:12 so we wouldn't have to.
00:15:14 And here you are,
00:15:16 voluntarily taking
00:15:19 I told you, this is not
00:15:21 Okay? It's just a way
00:15:24 Besides,
00:15:26 I finally get to
00:15:28 I'm moving to the city
00:15:31 not to be somebody's
00:15:32 Plus you know you're wrong,
00:15:35 This is all just
00:15:38 I don't understand why you can't
00:15:41 just to get on your feet.
00:15:42 Mom, I lived at home through
00:15:44 Don't you think
00:15:46 Well, how could you find
00:15:47 The bank has, you know,
00:15:51 They got me hooked up with
00:15:53 I'm getting in
00:15:55 Can I come with you?
00:15:56 I would feeI a lot better if I could
00:15:59 Come on. The other
00:16:01 they went to fancy
00:16:04 and European exchange
00:16:05 I show up with my mom,
00:16:09 Guess that makes sense.
00:16:11 Come here.
00:16:12 I love you.
00:16:14 Let me know the minute
00:16:16 I'll call you when
00:16:24 Hey, you're gonna
00:16:31 You're crazy.
00:16:34 Sing it again.
00:16:45 I love that song.
00:16:49 I'm telling you, like the bees,
00:16:51 you're free, girI.
00:16:53 That's okay, I'll
00:16:55 Oh, thank you.
00:16:56 I can't believe this.
00:16:58 - I'm telling you that.
00:17:01 You know, I love you,
00:17:04 A little bit.
00:17:06 Just give me a hug.
00:17:08 Mwah! I'll see
00:17:12 Annie?
00:17:15 You know the path
00:17:18 It can lead through
00:17:28 Oh, hi.
00:17:29 You are the new nanny?
00:17:32 Yes, and you must
00:17:35 - Nice to meet you.
00:17:37 Can I come in?
00:17:39 Okay.
00:17:41 Leave it there.
00:17:43 The floor is clean.
00:17:44 Mmm.
00:17:52 Wow.
00:17:53 This place is
00:17:56 I hope you last longer
00:18:00 Who, Bertie?
00:18:02 Mrs. X told me that she
00:18:04 Married? She had one date
00:18:09 Oh, Maria? Are you gonna tell
00:18:13 Mrs. X is shopping.
00:18:15 But she left you
00:18:17 Now I have to go run
00:18:19 Ay...
00:18:34 "Dear Nanny,
00:18:36 welcome!"
00:18:38 Please make note that from here on in,
00:18:40 I'm referred to as "Nanny" by all
00:18:43 I'm so excited to have you onboard.
00:18:46 Please make yourself
00:18:49 ManueI is making you
00:18:52 - Mmm.
00:18:54 The fridge
00:18:56 Tofu cutlets?
00:18:58 - Ugh.
00:19:00 Yuck.
00:19:01 Sorry I could not
00:19:04 but I'm trying to squeeze
00:19:06 before my
00:19:08 which reminds me-
00:19:10 please pick Grayer up
00:19:13 - Wow!
00:19:14 It's extremely important
00:19:17 Ooh.
00:19:18 As you can see,
00:19:20 I have attached a list
00:19:22 - Hello, Manolo.
00:19:25 to maintain some sense
00:19:28 for Grayer's sake.
00:19:30 Rule number one:
00:19:32 Grayer and his playmates
00:19:35 - in the master bedroom.
00:19:37 Of course, you should refrain from
00:19:40 Rule number two:
00:19:42 Grayer is never allowed
00:19:44 No naps?
00:19:45 This throws his sleeping
00:19:48 And I prefer him tired
00:19:53 Rule number three:
00:19:55 - we just had the walls redone.
00:19:58 Please keep Grayer from
00:20:00 - Oh!
00:20:02 if schooI is
00:20:04 the following nonstructured
00:20:07 the Met,
00:20:10 the Morgan Library,
00:20:11 the French
00:20:13 the New York
00:20:15 - Rule number five:
00:20:17 - we do not take
00:20:20 - Oh God.
00:20:22 Grayer still must
00:20:24 - when crossing Park or Madison.
00:20:26 Rule number seven:
00:20:29 a high-soy
00:20:31 Rule number eight:
00:20:33 practice French with Grayer
00:20:36 His father wants him to
00:20:38 where he's currently
00:20:40 French?
00:20:42 His acceptance is
00:20:44 Mon Dieu.
00:20:47 Mrs. X: Nanny?
00:20:51 Nanny?
00:20:53 - What are you doing?
00:20:55 to pick up Grayer
00:20:58 Hm.
00:20:59 And it's only-
00:21:01 So I was a little sweaty from moving
00:21:04 What I mean is, what are you
00:21:08 And why are your bags
00:21:11 strewn all over
00:21:13 I thought that
00:21:17 No.
00:21:20 No, Nanny.
00:21:23 This is your room.
00:21:25 Oh.
00:21:27 Okay.
00:21:30 Yeah, this is...
00:21:32 very sweet.
00:21:36 Hmm.
00:21:48 I'm sorry.
00:21:51 2:15.
00:21:53 So they'll be getting out
00:21:55 - 2:45.
00:21:57 They get out
00:22:01 Dumbass.
00:22:06 It quickly became clear
00:22:07 that Mrs. X had arranged
00:22:10 torturously early.
00:22:14 Get ready, ladies.
00:22:25 Grayer?
00:22:29 - Grayer X?
00:22:32 - Grayer.
00:22:35 He plays with my
00:22:37 - Hy-ya!
00:22:40 Oh, Grayer,
00:22:42 Hey, little man,
00:22:44 Yes, and I hate you!
00:22:45 What? Come on, we get
00:22:48 Like when we met
00:22:51 Let me get
00:22:52 Stop. Grayer, stop.
00:22:54 Help, police! She's hurting me!
00:22:56 - They usually start out that way.
00:22:59 - Danger, danger!
00:23:01 - Let me put you in your stroller, okay?
00:23:03 - Hang on one second.
00:23:04 - Grayer!
00:23:06 - Grayer!
00:23:07 Grayer!
00:23:10 Grayer!
00:23:12 - I hate you, I want Bertie!
00:23:15 I know you want Bertie.
00:23:17 or go on a date
00:23:19 But I promise, we're gonna have a lot
00:23:21 All right? Now let me see how handsome
00:23:26 What's that?
00:23:28 - Oh.
00:23:30 It belongs to my daddy!
00:23:34 Grayer.
00:23:35 Already, one had to wonder-
00:23:37 what kind of culture would
00:23:40 into a security blanket?
00:23:42 Here we are.
00:23:44 Home sweet home.
00:23:49 Grayer, get up off the floor.
00:23:52 Nuh-uh.
00:23:54 I have an idea.
00:23:56 Why don't we race
00:23:58 Okay, last one there is
00:24:00 I'm not stupid.
00:24:02 No, I am a mighty
00:24:05 - Not with your pants down.
00:24:09 Oh shit!
00:24:18 Shit!
00:24:20 You said a curse.
00:24:23 Grayer, I am not kidding.
00:24:27 - Maria!
00:24:30 - Ow!
00:24:33 ...untiI you open the door!
00:24:34 Ow!
00:24:38 Pardon me.
00:24:44 I think this belongs
00:24:46 Rode the elevator to
00:24:48 - Thank you.
00:24:50 Sorry, we're having a little
00:24:57 By the way, my name's...
00:24:59 Since my job required a vow of chastity,
00:25:02 it was essentiaI that
00:25:04 especially first names.
00:25:06 For the purpose of
00:25:08 let's just call him
00:25:11 I'm the Xs' new nanny.
00:25:13 - Oh.
00:25:16 I'm taking off all my clothes.
00:25:20 Seems to be popular
00:25:25 Mind if I take a crack
00:25:27 Be my guest.
00:25:30 Hey, Grayer,
00:25:34 Hey, would you be a sport
00:25:37 It's not nice to
00:25:39 Please, buddy?
00:25:44 - Hey.
00:25:47 Oh, I'm just helping out
00:25:51 Annie.
00:25:54 Annie.
00:25:56 She's your friend?
00:25:59 Yes, she's my friend.
00:26:02 Not yet.
00:26:14 - Thank you.
00:26:18 Suddenly the world's
00:26:20 had two new men
00:26:23 Unfortunately, I knew that
00:26:27 Based on my observations,
00:26:29 guys like Harvard Hottie
00:26:32 So, instead of
00:26:34 I focused on finding a way
00:26:48 Grayer, stop it.
00:26:54 Befriending Grayer
00:26:56 certainly wasn't easy.
00:27:01 La la la la la la!
00:27:03 But then again, Margaret Mead
00:27:05 - she contracted malaria.
00:27:08 Grayer:
00:27:10 I thought this job
00:27:12 a way to get
00:27:14 Two weeks in and you already sound
00:27:17 You forgot to mention
00:27:20 I swear, all these people eat
00:27:23 Ew.
00:27:24 I mean, even the ice cream
00:27:26 So why don't you come down
00:27:28 My new roomie's
00:27:31 It's not gumbo.
00:27:33 I don't get it.
00:27:35 You move to the city and overnight
00:27:39 I'm here, knee-deep in-
00:27:40 Shit. It's probably my mom.
00:27:43 She's the only one
00:27:44 Bye.
00:27:45 - Hello?
00:27:48 - Hi.
00:27:50 An entire week has gone by
00:27:53 Mom, I told you I was gonna
00:27:55 Oh come on.
00:27:57 to call
00:27:59 How are you, honey?
00:28:00 How's the job?
00:28:03 God, everything
00:28:06 I mean, the job
00:28:09 A little challenging.
00:28:11 And the apartment is
00:28:14 - Yeah?
00:28:17 Nanny, in the morning,
00:28:19 I need you to stop at Tiffany's
00:28:21 Then I need you to Xerox
00:28:23 for Grayer's Collegiate
00:28:25 Also, I was thinking, we should
00:28:28 It might enhance his study
00:28:30 why don't you make him
00:28:33 - Annie?
00:28:35 Who was that,
00:28:38 Mom, I have to go.
00:28:41 Wait a minute.
00:28:43 Ann-
00:29:02 Hi, ladies.
00:29:05 So I took Madison to
00:29:08 She had grown three
00:29:10 You take her to
00:29:13 Darling, I do everything.
00:29:16 - Mmm.
00:29:18 Oh Jesus.
00:29:21 Pay attention, honey.
00:29:23 there's three types of nanny gigs.
00:29:26 you provide "couple time"
00:29:30 for women who work all day
00:29:33 Type B, you provide
00:29:36 "sanity time,"
00:29:38 to a woman who mothers in
00:29:41 And type C,
00:29:43 you provide 24-7
00:29:46 to the woman who neither
00:29:49 So, which one are you?
00:29:52 I am type C,
00:29:54 no question.
00:29:57 I thought it would be
00:30:01 You'd think
00:30:03 would choose a job
00:30:06 Actually, this job
00:30:09 Chose you?
00:30:12 Please, child.
00:30:15 because I thought I could give my boy
00:30:18 I was supposed to be here
00:30:22 And while I've been raising
00:30:25 my own child has grown up
00:30:29 That's how this job
00:30:41 Half a tablespoon
00:30:49 That's dried.
00:30:51 Well, you know what?
00:30:55 I hate coquilles dry.
00:30:58 Well, then tell your mother
00:31:00 Mmm!
00:31:02 Okay.
00:31:09 Ah!
00:31:12 I'm telling Mommy.
00:31:16 Okay.
00:31:19 That's it.
00:31:26 No, Mommy says they're full
00:31:29 Well, what mommy doesn't know
00:31:32 Eat it.
00:31:34 Right out of the jar.
00:31:49 It's okay.
00:31:53 - Mmm.
00:31:55 - It's yummy, isn't it?
00:31:57 Yeah?
00:32:01 And this fun meaI has to
00:32:05 Okay.
00:32:11 Hey, you know, we can do
00:32:13 We just have to be friends
00:32:16 - Okay?
00:32:20 Maybe you should have
00:32:23 - You want a secret name?
00:32:25 Okay.
00:32:27 How about Sponge Bob?
00:32:30 - No, silly.
00:32:33 All right, what about...
00:32:37 Grover, I love Grover.
00:32:39 You do?
00:32:47 Where's my little munchkin?
00:32:49 - Daddy! Daddy's home.
00:32:51 - Yay, Daddy. Daddy's home.
00:32:55 - Daddy!
00:32:57 Oh my goodness, I'm sorry.
00:32:59 Remember what happens
00:33:01 - Come here for a minute.
00:33:03 You remember?
00:33:05 - Daddy!
00:33:07 You get viciously tickled.
00:33:09 - Daddy, stop it.
00:33:11 - You my little superstar?
00:33:12 Are you? Are you gonna
00:33:15 Come on, answer me.
00:33:17 - Yes.
00:33:19 - Next year.
00:33:21 Well, you must be Mr. X.
00:33:24 Yeah. Keep him
00:33:27 I've got a merger
00:33:29 I don't get some
00:33:30 somebody around here's
00:33:32 Daddy, come see
00:33:34 - Daddy's got work to do, buddy.
00:33:41 Hey, Grayer, don't-
00:33:44 Daddy's just tired.
00:33:49 Grover.
00:33:53 Hey, you want to
00:33:56 Come on!
00:33:59 Yeah.
00:34:14 Nanny?
00:34:16 Yeah, Grover?
00:34:19 You'll never leave me
00:34:27 - Grover, you know I...
00:34:33 I'm not going anywhere.
00:34:40 Right, Grove?
00:35:00 Dear Nanny,
00:35:01 please remember that
00:35:04 at Mr. X's office.
00:35:06 It probably slipped your mind
00:35:09 so I took it upon myself
00:35:12 - This is itchy.
00:35:15 Why do we have to
00:35:18 Freedom, Grove.
00:35:20 It's all in the name
00:35:23 Hey, guys.
00:35:25 - Who is that?
00:35:27 - You've met her.
00:35:31 That was two nannies
00:35:34 - Yeah.
00:35:38 - Okay.
00:35:39 No, I understand that,
00:35:42 - Please!
00:35:44 Cut it out, sit down.
00:35:46 - Yes yes, we're coming.
00:35:48 - We're coming.
00:35:50 - Well no, that's what I was thinking...
00:35:52 - Grayer: Where's my card! Daddy!
00:35:55 Where's my card!
00:35:57 Hey, smile, Grove.
00:35:59 That's not my card.
00:36:02 Mr. X:
00:36:04 and tell the nanny to
00:36:06 - Nanny?
00:36:09 - Talk to the nanny, please.
00:36:12 Hold the elevator!
00:36:20 I'm sorry.
00:36:22 It's okay, don't be.
00:36:26 So...
00:36:29 I'm so sorry.
00:36:31 I don't mean to be laughing.
00:36:34 You look very
00:36:36 - Yeah.
00:36:38 Oh, that's okay.
00:36:39 Didn't grow up with the staff
00:36:42 - so...
00:36:46 Really? You must have had
00:36:48 Okay, well, I'm glad
00:37:04 Woman: My husband and I are
00:37:07 in Provence.
00:37:25 I'm looking for Mr. X.
00:37:27 No, sorry.
00:37:29 Wouldn't know him if I did.
00:37:34 Grove, come on. What is wrong?
00:37:37 'Cause I have to
00:37:39 Oh.
00:37:51 Hey, Grover, I think
00:37:53 - My daddy has one in his office.
00:37:56 - I wanna go to my daddy's bathroom.
00:38:05 - Oh.
00:38:08 I'm sorry.
00:38:10 Grayer just had to use
00:38:14 So use it already.
00:38:18 Hello, Grayer.
00:38:21 I work with your daddy
00:38:23 Let go.
00:38:26 Oh.
00:38:32 So, you must
00:38:36 Uh, yes, I...
00:38:39 I'll get out of your-
00:38:46 So sorry.
00:38:55 Grayer, hurry up.
00:38:57 Sweetie, did Grayer hear
00:39:01 No, why?
00:39:02 Oh, I'm sure it
00:39:04 but the Bairds did
00:39:10 Please don't say anything about
00:39:14 Sure.
00:39:19 - Oh, hi, pumpkin.
00:39:22 Oh, you've met before
00:39:24 - Yes, hello.
00:39:26 - Nice to see you as well.
00:39:28 - Mm-hm.
00:39:30 Making calls.
00:39:31 - The entire time?
00:39:38 Male monogamy remains an elusive,
00:39:42 yet much
00:39:44 throughout the world.
00:39:46 In many Bedouin tribes,
00:39:48 powerfuI men are encouraged
00:39:53 In contemporary France,
00:39:55 mistresses are de rigueur
00:39:57 and quietly tolerated.
00:40:00 But for the women
00:40:02 adultery is
00:40:08 Nobody warned me we were going
00:40:11 Mrs. X: It's just that I didn't
00:40:14 Well, I was trying to
00:40:17 Okay? Forgive me
00:40:20 But everybody else
00:40:23 Everybody else doesn't pull
00:40:28 I had my family there
00:40:31 So now, you know, I would really
00:40:34 'Cause frankly,
00:40:38 Bonjour, Pierre.
00:40:40 Bonjour.
00:40:42 Comment allez-vous?
00:40:48 Bien, merci.
00:40:50 Et vous?
00:40:52 Ah, comme ci comme ça.
00:40:59 Okay, I got
00:41:01 Let's pretend that
00:41:05 You know what, Nanny?
00:41:07 What, Grove?
00:41:09 I love you best.
00:41:13 The other nannies
00:41:16 the moment when you'll
00:41:18 the cardinaI rule
00:41:20 And yet, staring into those big,
00:41:25 I simply couldn't resist.
00:41:28 I love you too, Grove.
00:41:33 Three little words made leaving
00:41:37 ... hear a thing I have to say!
00:41:39 I know that you work hard.
00:41:42 that if- if we're
00:41:46 Well, maybe you should
00:41:49 'Cause you can barely
00:41:54 Why are you
00:41:56 - Why?
00:41:58 Because I cannot take
00:42:00 You know something? I think that
00:42:04 - untiI this merger is finished.
00:42:06 And I certainly hope that
00:42:09 - Please, stop it.
00:42:13 If I come back!
00:42:28 Nanny, this is yours,
00:42:38 Uh... no, I-
00:42:41 no, I don't know
00:42:42 It was in our laundry.
00:42:46 It is not mine,
00:42:49 so it has to be yours,
00:42:53 Right?
00:42:56 Yes, it's mine.
00:43:00 Please don't leave your personaI items
00:43:05 I- I won't.
00:43:06 - I promise. I'm sorry.
00:43:19 I don't mean...
00:43:21 to be a controI freak.
00:43:28 It's- it's just that when Mr. X
00:43:33 it can be very hard on me.
00:43:38 I understand.
00:43:52 How is Grayer doing?
00:43:55 Grayer?
00:43:57 He's- he's fine.
00:44:00 He's great.
00:44:03 That's good to hear.
00:44:05 He really is
00:44:12 He's the best.
00:44:15 He's-
00:44:18 Okay, good night then.
00:44:26 Dear Nanny, I know it's Sunday
00:44:28 and you requested
00:44:30 but I desperately need
00:44:32 I have a very long
00:44:34 tasting caterers
00:44:36 "Conga for the Congo. "
00:44:39 unless Mr. X calls
00:44:41 And most importantly,
00:44:43 find a way to
00:44:46 Why don't they just
00:44:48 What's a muzzle?
00:44:49 Scrambled for you
00:44:53 Mommy doesn't allow me
00:44:55 Cheerios are sugar-free.
00:44:57 Low in sugar isn't
00:45:00 Grover, just eat it.
00:45:05 Is that caffeinated?
00:45:06 Mommy doesn't
00:45:09 That's because Mommy
00:45:11 Perhaps it might be a nice morning
00:45:13 to do something
00:45:15 like the Pissarro show
00:45:18 Mommy said you're supposed to take
00:45:20 the "Guggyheiny. "
00:45:22 Well, since today was
00:45:24 we're gonna go to my favorite,
00:45:26 - Isn't that on the West Side?
00:45:28 I'm not allowed to go on the West Side.
00:45:31 Well, today just happens to
00:45:35 Oh.
00:45:45 Hi.
00:46:18 Hey, you know what
00:46:20 What?
00:46:21 Anti-
00:46:25 Hey, that's pretty good,
00:46:27 Actually, I know
00:46:29 - There is no longer word.
00:46:31 Supercalifragilistic-
00:46:34 Wow.
00:46:36 Come on inside.
00:46:39 "The apatosaurus, formerly
00:46:42 is from a family of
00:46:45 Herbivores means
00:46:47 Like Mommy,
00:46:49 What's that over there?
00:46:54 That is the T-rex.
00:46:56 - Is that one like Mommy too?
00:46:59 I wish my ancestors
00:47:02 Well, they did.
00:47:04 It does.
00:47:05 Well, that guy has
00:47:06 It's hanging.
00:47:13 CooI.
00:47:15 They're a Matis
00:47:17 They live in
00:47:19 Which one's the nanny?
00:47:21 She has the day off. Things are
00:47:27 And Nanny, one last thing
00:47:29 before you take
00:47:32 Do you think you could
00:47:39 - I'll help.
00:47:41 Don't.
00:47:44 God!
00:47:45 Mommy!
00:47:47 What a mess.
00:47:50 Really, Nanny, I don't know
00:47:53 downstairs with ManueI
00:47:55 I mean, am I supposed to have this Iying
00:47:58 No no no, of course not. I- I'm gonna
00:48:01 There's no time now.
00:48:04 I need you to get ready for the Nanny
00:48:06 at the Parents' Society.
00:48:08 I totally forgot
00:48:11 Um...
00:48:19 Mrs. X, I...
00:48:21 don't know
00:48:23 but I- I was supposed
00:48:26 And I made plans.
00:00:04 is that everybody
00:00:07 Are you suggesting
00:00:10 Huh-uh. No.
00:00:12 I was just...
00:00:14 I was confused.
00:00:16 So, I will
00:00:20 I'd appreciate it.
00:00:27 Does anyone have
00:00:30 Stop eating them boogers!
00:00:33 Grayer, no nudity.
00:00:36 Of course you feeI anxiety
00:00:39 when leaving
00:00:41 You're moms.
00:00:44 now what I would
00:00:46 is bring in
00:00:48 Linda, Gillian, would you
00:00:51 so that the nannies can
00:00:53 Okay, listen, I want to see
00:00:55 The seminar is called
00:00:58 It's gonna be
00:01:01 Nannies, we're ready.
00:01:02 Right this way, ladies.
00:01:05 All right, here they are-
00:01:07 the nannies!
00:01:10 Just- just file against this wall.
00:01:13 But- but be comfortable.
00:01:15 Terrific.
00:01:18 I think it's time to address
00:01:21 improving nanny-mom
00:01:25 To begin, I would like
00:01:29 to offer the group
00:01:31 of failed communication
00:01:34 Most of them
00:01:36 - That's the problem.
00:01:38 My nanny keeps on singing
00:01:41 even though I have told her
00:01:44 And what's worse,
00:01:47 she flatly denies it,
00:01:50 with evidence
00:01:52 Nanny Cam?
00:01:55 That's my nanny over there.
00:01:57 Will you please ask her
00:02:00 No. Right now we're
00:02:04 Okay. Next I would like
00:02:08 Can I have a nanny
00:02:10 Anyone?
00:02:12 Por favor?
00:02:13 Come on,
00:02:17 We won't bite.
00:02:20 Okay, how about you,
00:02:22 - Me?
00:02:24 Can you share with the group
00:02:28 that you might have
00:02:31 Come on.
00:02:33 No no, I-I-
00:02:36 I do. I feeI-
00:02:39 Oh, that's very nice,
00:02:41 but neither helpfuI
00:02:43 So can you please offer
00:02:48 - Well...
00:02:52 It would be nice to
00:02:55 Uh-huh.
00:02:58 We- we have been a little
00:03:03 But all she has to do
00:03:05 Uh-huh-huh-huh.
00:03:08 Conflict resolved.
00:03:20 - I'm taking him.
00:03:22 - No, it's all right.
00:03:24 Nanny, please.
00:03:28 It's only 9:00.
00:03:31 No- no, you must be
00:03:34 We'll manage fine.
00:03:36 Have a blast.
00:03:47 I just don't understand it.
00:03:51 I- I just don't understand
00:03:55 and still be...
00:03:57 so miserable.
00:04:01 Anyway...
00:04:03 remember I was telling you
00:04:06 I met this guy who
00:04:09 It's like she dumps all of her problems
00:04:13 It's called deniaI.
00:04:16 And you obviously have
00:04:19 What? What the hell
00:04:21 It means, can you stop talking about
00:04:23 Well, I'm sorry I'm boring you, Lynette,
00:04:26 I have a life too,
00:04:28 And I'm starting to think
00:04:31 are kindred spirits.
00:04:35 You know what? NYU should give you
00:04:37 - You've got all the answers.
00:04:39 Okay, let's forget that-
00:04:42 Can we at least try
00:04:45 Since you did drag me
00:04:47 Mmh.
00:04:50 Come on, Annie.
00:04:52 you have to admit,
00:04:54 hmm, tired.
00:04:56 Look at these guys
00:04:58 They don't have
00:05:00 no tattoos.
00:05:02 Oh my God.
00:05:03 - We have to go right now.
00:05:06 - Wait a minute.
00:05:09 Harvard Hottie?
00:05:10 - Mmm.
00:05:13 Yankees cap, blue shirt,
00:05:16 Mmm.
00:05:19 Yeah, okay, let's go.
00:05:20 No no no, are you out of your mind?
00:05:22 No, I'm out of
00:05:24 Let's go.
00:05:25 Oops.
00:05:29 What the hell
00:05:31 Oh my God, I know that girI.
00:05:34 Annie!
00:05:36 Come on, have a drink
00:05:38 I told you, I can't
00:05:40 Are you gonna use this job as an excuse
00:05:42 Say hello
00:05:43 - Hey.
00:05:46 I don't know your name.
00:05:47 - Oh, Lynette.
00:05:49 Some buddies from high schooI-
00:05:52 - John, Kenny, Reggie.
00:05:55 - Nice to meet you.
00:05:57 - Oh no, we can't.
00:06:00 Yeah.
00:06:04 So, girls, tell us,
00:06:08 Oh, I really don't know him.
00:06:13 I know him from work.
00:06:16 Oh yeah?
00:06:20 ModeI?
00:06:23 - Stewardess?
00:06:27 She works for someone
00:06:29 Oh.
00:06:31 Actually, I'm a nanny.
00:06:33 A nanny?
00:06:35 Dude!
00:06:37 You didn't tell us
00:06:40 That is so porno.
00:06:42 - Are the moms hot?
00:06:44 - Are you hot for the dads?
00:06:47 - Hey, come on.
00:06:50 I'll tell you about
00:06:52 They're chubby, bald,
00:06:54 cigar-smoking,
00:06:56 who get more turned on by the Bloomberg
00:07:00 Actually, it's all of you
00:07:04 So take it from me, guys:
00:07:06 because your future looks
00:07:09 - Wait.
00:07:14 Stupid stupid.
00:07:20 You have two new messages.
00:07:23 Harvard Hottie:
00:07:25 the- the big jerk
00:07:28 - What?
00:07:30 in case you're wondering,
00:07:31 - gave me your home number.
00:07:33 I obviously owe you
00:07:35 Please just don't judge me
00:07:37 - Mm-hm.
00:07:39 Anyway, I want you to
00:07:41 to redeem myself
00:07:43 And I'm warning you,
00:07:45 I know where you live, so I'll camp out
00:07:48 You really might as well
00:07:50 And if you really hate me
00:07:52 I'II- I'll never
00:07:54 Okay, I'm sorry to ramble.
00:07:57 I'll ride the elevator
00:07:59 Bye.
00:08:02 I am so screwed.
00:08:05 Annie, it's your mother.
00:08:07 Look, I'm sorry that I didn't
00:08:11 I had a really late night.
00:08:13 Okay, you know what?
00:08:16 - I am coming.
00:08:18 Fine- okay, let me...
00:08:20 let me just call you
00:08:22 Play date?
00:08:24 - Oh shit.
00:08:28 Um, you know, Mom.
00:08:32 it's the meeting of
00:08:35 Look, I'll call you
00:08:38 All right. Bye.
00:08:43 Who lives here?
00:08:46 Some kid named Jefferson.
00:08:48 Your mom found him
00:08:51 Hi, y'all.
00:08:52 I'm Jefferson's
00:08:56 Come on in.
00:08:57 We're baking a cake.
00:09:00 Oh my God.
00:09:01 Tanya: Come on, y'all!
00:09:04 I pretend to be
00:09:06 But I was really hired
00:09:10 Yoo-hooo!
00:09:12 And this is what she's
00:09:15 - Oh!
00:09:17 - Whoo!
00:09:21 He's not complaining
00:09:24 Frosting fun!
00:09:28 I want to come here every day.
00:09:33 Hey.
00:09:37 What are you doing here?
00:09:41 And what is all over you?
00:09:43 Lynette: Annie, will you tell me
00:09:47 All right, listen up, people.
00:09:50 And my roommate Lisa
00:09:52 on- on business.
00:09:54 You are... oh,
00:09:58 - He is...
00:10:00 - Fine.
00:10:02 What twisted game
00:10:03 We're playing the
00:10:06 and-if-she-finds-out-I'm-a-nanny-
00:10:08 I love it. Hey, should I whip up
00:10:11 Um, well, you know what?
00:10:13 I would make it meatloaf.
00:10:15 That's my dress.
00:10:17 It's a terrible dress.
00:10:19 Fondue?
00:10:22 Oh boy, Calvin.
00:10:26 It's so festively
00:10:31 So, how did you
00:10:37 Annie's roommate Lisa
00:10:41 It's a shame
00:10:44 I used to
00:10:46 Really?
00:10:49 So...
00:10:52 don't you just love
00:10:54 - Mm-hm.
00:10:57 We're here all the time.
00:10:59 Yeah, I think it's very-
00:11:02 - It's a little small, but...
00:11:04 ...it's a fine
00:11:09 It's work.
00:11:14 Well, certainly
00:11:17 - Very busy.
00:11:19 - Busy bee.
00:11:20 - Round the clock.
00:11:23 This isn't a brontosaurus.
00:11:26 Oh, Grayer!
00:11:29 It is yoga hour
00:11:32 Hello?
00:11:33 Yes, hi.
00:11:35 I- I know that I agreed
00:11:38 visit your grandmother in
00:11:40 but I feeI I need to remind you
00:11:43 What? How can that be?
00:11:46 Well, we scheduled it
00:11:48 because the party planner
00:11:51 Neither was my husband.
00:11:53 Mr. X is coming home
00:11:56 so we're planning a small
00:11:59 Oh that's lovely.
00:12:01 And then afterwards,
00:12:04 for a more formaI
00:12:06 Obviously, I do expect
00:12:09 Okay, all right.
00:12:10 So you will need to dress
00:12:12 - Right.
00:12:13 since you are not
00:12:15 - I've taken care of everything.
00:12:17 Thank you.
00:12:19 Also, some roses
00:12:23 - Roses?
00:12:25 The card says,
00:12:28 or else. "
00:12:30 Oh, that's crazy Grandpa.
00:12:32 He...
00:12:34 he didn't visit
00:12:36 and we just
00:12:38 Well, you know how Grayer
00:12:40 So, I'll have to
00:12:42 - Annie?
00:12:44 Well, you know,
00:12:47 hang up because
00:12:49 So I'll see you
00:12:51 Oh gosh.
00:12:53 - Honey?
00:12:55 - Are you okay?
00:12:57 Perfect.
00:12:59 Dessert?
00:13:14 Mr. X: This is of vitaI importance,
00:13:17 I don't think right now
00:13:19 You have absolutely no idea
00:13:22 Clowns are supposed to be funny.
00:13:24 Well, they're
00:13:28 I hate them and
00:13:31 ... in order to clean up your mess!
00:13:32 Do not interrupt me.
00:13:35 Now you told me
00:13:39 would guarantee him
00:13:41 Today he's six.
00:13:45 I'll be back, okay?
00:13:48 We should try to be calm.
00:13:49 My brother's kids got in.
00:13:51 ...that isn't enough of a humiliation.
00:13:54 - at this point-
00:13:57 - I suggest you keep your voice down.
00:13:59 Hey.
00:14:03 What the hell
00:14:05 I want to know why
00:14:07 I found them
00:14:09 I didn't throw them away, okay?
00:14:12 And if you don't get out of here right
00:14:14 - Okay?
00:14:16 What?
00:14:18 Come on, one date.
00:14:20 Oh, fine fine, okay?
00:14:31 Nanny.
00:14:35 Before we head over
00:14:37 I would like you to know
00:14:41 It seems that Grayer was
00:14:46 Um...
00:14:48 - That must be upsetting.
00:14:50 Unacceptable.
00:14:52 Stop it!
00:14:56 - Get away from me!
00:14:58 Don't be afraid.
00:15:00 - I hate them.
00:15:02 They scare me!
00:15:05 Grayer, go to your mommy.
00:15:07 - Huh-uh.
00:15:09 - Go.
00:15:10 Go on, sweetheart.
00:15:12 As I was saying, Nanny,
00:15:14 we feeI that you are not
00:15:17 on educationaI activities
00:15:19 Therefore we have decided
00:15:22 to fully research
00:15:24 He will demand extra
00:15:27 Whatever's best for Grayer.
00:15:29 ...starting Thursday evening.
00:15:32 Do you read to the child
00:15:35 "FinanciaI Times"?
00:15:41 I- I sing to him
00:15:44 Well, we need more time
00:15:47 to get to
00:15:57 I know.
00:15:59 I'm sorry.
00:16:01 - Yep. All six of 'em.
00:16:04 The consultant kept me forever.
00:16:06 Yeah, well, not only
00:16:08 but the kitchen
00:16:10 Okay.
00:16:14 Um... sometimes
00:16:17 don't work out, okay?
00:16:19 Wait, whoa whoa whoa
00:16:22 Think you can just get
00:16:24 No, it's not about
00:16:26 It's just that no place around here
00:16:31 Actually, I know
00:16:38 Pretty good, huh?
00:16:41 Number one slice
00:16:44 It's not bad.
00:16:47 I'll tell you what though-
00:16:52 Well, if you're such
00:16:55 there's a really great
00:16:57 I'll take you there
00:16:58 Harlem?
00:17:00 I have a hard time
00:17:02 Why? I enjoy
00:17:05 Something you should
00:17:07 Oh, thank you.
00:17:09 I'll try to squeeze that in between
00:17:13 and picking up
00:17:14 Come on, if your job is that bad,
00:17:17 I mean, it's not like you're on
00:17:19 I don't understand.
00:17:21 No, of course
00:17:22 You've obviously lived
00:17:25 growing up on Fifth Avenue.
00:17:28 A charmed life?
00:17:32 Okay. Now I get it.
00:17:35 You know, for your
00:17:38 my mother died
00:17:40 My father traveled
00:17:43 I was raised by
00:17:45 untiI I was old enough
00:17:48 That's how charmed
00:17:55 - I'm really sorry.
00:17:57 I still think I turned out
00:17:59 in spite of it all.
00:18:03 I guess I'm officially
00:18:07 Well...
00:18:09 asshole is a pretty
00:18:11 I would have gone
00:18:15 But that's just
00:18:20 I don't know, you know,
00:18:23 I really would, but I-
00:18:26 I can't leave Grayer.
00:18:29 I can't.
00:18:32 You're gonna think
00:18:33 but I feeI really bad
00:18:37 Do you think I'm crazy?
00:18:39 Well, you know, you could
00:18:42 Stockholm Syndrome.
00:18:43 - You ever heard of Patty Hearst?
00:18:46 Yes.
00:18:48 But I do think you should probably
00:18:50 What?
00:18:52 Well...
00:18:54 we're two blocks
00:18:56 And once we get any closer,
00:18:59 Which, to tell you
00:19:01 is all I've really thought
00:19:03 I saw you in that
00:19:05 That is really kinky and weird.
00:19:07 You don't know
00:19:19 Good night.
00:19:23 - Pleasant evening.
00:19:37 Good night.
00:19:39 Uh-huh.
00:19:55 Look out for the-
00:19:57 Sorry.
00:20:13 While doing field work,
00:20:15 anthropologists have been
00:20:18 in the very society
00:20:20 a phenomenon known
00:20:23 When this occurs,
00:20:25 the proper course of action
00:20:29 ASAP.
00:20:33 After my night
00:20:36 it became quite obvious
00:20:37 that my obsession with
00:20:41 Daydreaming in
00:20:43 I came to the conclusion that
00:20:47 was confront Mrs. X...
00:20:49 and quit.
00:20:53 Oh, I forgot about this.
00:20:55 - Wow.
00:21:01 Mmm.
00:21:02 See if you can find me
00:21:05 It'll go better
00:21:07 Okay.
00:21:12 Oh.
00:21:14 Did Grayer
00:21:18 God.
00:21:21 I bought this for
00:21:25 She got mad at me, refused to wear it.
00:21:29 I think I saved it
00:21:47 How about this?
00:21:51 Mr. X bought it for me for our first
00:21:54 So it's only fitting
00:21:57 right?
00:21:58 Definitely.
00:22:11 Mrs. X, I need to
00:22:15 I know you're really
00:22:17 so I was wondering if we
00:22:19 - tomorrow night to talk.
00:22:24 I- I think it's better
00:22:27 What is it?
00:22:31 Nanny, lend a hand.
00:22:51 Well?
00:22:53 You look amazing.
00:22:57 - Really?
00:22:59 And- and you like
00:23:02 I mean, I know
00:23:05 but afterwards
00:23:06 to the President's
00:23:09 Well, I couldn't imagine
00:23:10 for a romantic
00:23:12 AII I need now
00:23:16 I just called
00:23:19 There wasn't a single
00:23:22 so...
00:23:24 Where can
00:23:28 Nanny, call La Grande Nuit
00:23:30 - and tell them we're running late.
00:23:32 I don't want to
00:23:33 Is it "Le Grande Nuit"
00:23:36 "Le... Les"?
00:23:38 I think it's "La. "
00:23:42 Thanks, smarty-pants.
00:23:46 - Hello?
00:23:49 Listen, I'm losing
00:23:51 I need you to find
00:23:53 that my flight
00:23:55 Uh, and since I'm gonna have to be back
00:23:58 I'm just gonna spend
00:24:00 - No no no...
00:24:02 No no no, Mr. X, you can't do this.
00:24:10 Nanny, who was it?
00:24:20 What did he say?
00:24:23 Um...
00:24:27 he said that...
00:24:29 his flight was canceled.
00:24:33 And...
00:24:36 and he's very
00:24:46 Make sure you
00:24:48 I don't want
00:24:52 Mommy,
00:24:56 Mommy, don't go!
00:24:57 No, Gray- no, Grayer.
00:25:01 Mommy has to go away for
00:25:04 Nanny, I've decided to
00:25:07 I'll be at the spa
00:25:10 - Maria has all my numbers.
00:25:15 Nanny, can we go upstairs?
00:25:18 I feeI funny.
00:25:21 Oh my God!
00:25:28 Oh my God, oh my God.
00:25:30 Honey, come here.
00:25:32 I'm so sorry.
00:25:33 That's okay, that's okay.
00:25:38 Okay, wait.
00:25:40 Hey, Lynette, it's Annie.
00:25:42 Grayer has
00:25:44 and I have vomit all over me
00:25:46 God. Did you
00:25:48 Yes, I called his mother.
00:25:50 I left three messages
00:25:52 I don't know what to do.
00:25:54 I mean, should I take him to
00:25:56 - Annie, I can't answer that.
00:25:58 Do you know a number of a doctor
00:26:01 I could call for advice,
00:26:03 Of course I know a nurse.
00:26:05 Your mother.
00:26:09 Nanny?
00:26:10 Lynette, I have to
00:26:13 What is it, sweetheart?
00:26:19 I want my mommy.
00:26:24 Me too.
00:26:29 How is everything?
00:26:32 His fever's down.
00:26:34 But I think he's
00:26:36 The steam should help
00:26:39 and hopefully it'll ease up his cough
00:26:43 Is- is there anything
00:26:45 Just close the door.
00:26:59 He's okay now.
00:27:00 Much better.
00:27:02 Oh, thank you, God.
00:27:03 Even so, you should bring him
00:27:06 He's probably gonna
00:27:08 Okay.
00:27:09 Hey, Ma, um...
00:27:13 I- I don't know
00:27:16 thank you for
00:27:18 Why'd you lie
00:27:24 I have never lied to you.
00:27:26 Ever.
00:27:28 I know.
00:27:29 I just...
00:27:34 Oh, Mom, I couldn't
00:27:37 - I just couldn't handle it.
00:27:38 What couldn't you handle?
00:27:41 you're energetic. You got this
00:27:45 It was too bright, Ma.
00:27:46 I just- I just, I got-
00:27:49 And do this?
00:27:51 You understand?
00:27:53 every overtime hour
00:27:56 I did it because I wanted
00:28:00 Nanny!
00:28:02 Just leave that there.
00:28:04 So listen, the spa
00:28:07 totally overrun
00:28:11 And then in the middle
00:28:13 Mr. X called
00:28:15 he wants to take us
00:28:18 So I figured I might as well
00:28:23 Who's this?
00:28:26 I'm Judy.
00:28:27 It's my mom.
00:28:31 You never mentioned
00:28:34 Um...
00:28:37 my mom's a nurse.
00:28:40 Grayer's been very
00:28:43 - I tried calling you-
00:28:45 Well he's-
00:28:49 Then he can't be
00:28:51 So listen, could you
00:28:53 and just put everything
00:28:55 I'm exhausted and Mr. X is expected
00:28:58 I will see you
00:29:01 Oh, very nice
00:29:04 Judy.
00:29:17 Call me when this phase
00:29:25 I desperately wanted
00:29:28 but it was like one of
00:29:30 where I had no voice.
00:29:33 My desire to be an observer of life...
00:29:36 ...was actually keeping me
00:29:38 Clearly, the woman's
00:29:42 You gotta quit.
00:29:44 I can't, all right?
00:29:47 What if I made you
00:29:50 I'm gonna go to my father's house in
00:29:53 I've got to take some time, figure out
00:29:58 Why don't you join me?
00:29:59 Do a little souI-searching.
00:30:02 We'd get the whole house to ourselves-
00:30:04 We'll walk on the beach.
00:30:07 grill fresh fish.
00:30:10 That sounds like heaven.
00:30:13 But what if this vacation
00:30:16 If I quit now,
00:30:18 and break Grayer's heart.
00:30:20 What about my heart?
00:30:25 Come on, say yes.
00:30:28 Be young with me
00:30:31 Don't go to Nantucket
00:30:33 What do you say?
00:30:44 Not a chance in hell,
00:30:47 - I can take a hint.
00:30:50 You weren't exactly screaming
00:30:53 I'm starting to wonder
00:30:55 or just a little
00:30:58 Thank you.
00:31:00 I have to go.
00:31:05 Listen, if you change
00:31:16 We're going to 'Tucket.
00:31:19 Guess what else?
00:31:22 Oh!
00:31:24 Oh my God!
00:31:29 Daddy, Daddy,
00:31:32 Been waiting for you right up
00:31:35 - Isn't it wonderfuI?
00:31:37 A family trip has been
00:31:39 Mmm, listen, I didn't
00:31:42 but the truth is,
00:31:44 They're really pushing me to
00:31:46 You can't be serious.
00:31:49 You're not gonna leave us
00:31:51 Okay, we'll talk
00:32:08 Hi.
00:32:10 It's Annie.
00:32:13 You're probably
00:32:16 but I just wanted to
00:32:18 my cell phone
00:32:20 So if you wanted
00:32:22 if you wanted
00:32:25 - you probably have the number...
00:32:27 ...already on your cell phone,
00:32:29 just in case.
00:32:32 - Hello?
00:32:34 - What, hello?
00:32:36 - Wha...
00:32:38 - Immediately.
00:32:40 - Oh God.
00:32:44 When I grow up,
00:32:46 to build a reaI castle.
00:32:49 Just remember, Grove,
00:32:52 But Mommy pays you money
00:32:55 Surprise surprise, dear.
00:33:00 - Mother?
00:33:03 Hi, Grandma.
00:33:06 What the hell
00:33:08 Ask your wife.
00:33:12 - Darling, I-
00:33:16 It is my house.
00:33:18 I just wanted your mother
00:33:20 News, what news?
00:33:23 I'm having another baby.
00:33:29 ... virtually impossible.
00:33:31 What exactly do you want?
00:33:33 And now my mother is here
00:33:36 One lousy week!
00:33:38 You know something?
00:33:41 You really are!
00:33:43 That's what you get for
00:33:45 Who asked you, bitch?
00:33:58 Can you look after
00:33:59 I'm the only nanny here.
00:34:03 Hmm.
00:34:04 Make it snappy, dear.
00:34:08 Oh, thanks a million.
00:34:23 Oh.
00:34:28 Listen, I need some nanny advice.
00:34:30 - Okay.
00:34:32 I don't know what's gotten
00:34:35 Well, I installed
00:34:38 So we'll soon see
00:34:40 It might be time
00:34:47 I saw another one.
00:34:49 Make a wish, Grove.
00:34:51 I wish we could stay
00:34:55 Mommy, Daddy, you
00:35:06 Grove?
00:35:12 You know I...
00:35:16 I'm not gonna be
00:35:19 I can't be.
00:35:22 That doesn't mean I'm not
00:35:49 What, there's no OJ
00:35:52 Oh, I was just
00:35:55 Mm-hm.
00:36:06 Where's Grayer?
00:36:09 Um, he had a little
00:36:12 So...
00:36:18 Concentrate? You have
00:36:22 All my money and I can't
00:36:27 Uh, we used it all
00:36:30 Hmm.
00:36:32 Well then, why don't you and I
00:36:35 and get us some, huh?
00:37:00 Harvard Hottie: I'm not in right now.
00:37:38 - Where's Grayer?
00:37:42 And where, may I ask,
00:37:49 Um...
00:37:50 - I just had to clear my head.
00:37:53 I imagine your
00:37:56 has something to do
00:38:00 Nanny.
00:38:03 I wasn't
00:38:06 He called severaI
00:38:08 He called?
00:38:11 I suppose I forgot.
00:38:16 It's really for
00:38:18 He's a little out of
00:38:21 It couldn't possibly
00:38:25 Clearly this
00:38:28 Mr. X has arranged for
00:38:30 and then for a car to
00:38:32 Please don't-
00:38:34 Not- not for me,
00:38:37 Not untiI you and your husband work
00:38:41 Don't you dare.
00:38:43 You stupid-
00:38:46 As if you know anything
00:38:49 As if you know anything
00:39:13 AII I got's $100.
00:39:15 All right, you know what?
00:39:17 when you come back for my mother
00:39:20 Keep 10 bucks
00:39:21 Nanny...
00:39:24 here's your finaI payment.
00:39:26 I expect you to
00:39:28 out of our apartment by
00:39:30 Just leave the keys
00:39:40 Grayer, I think you
00:39:43 I'm certainly ready
00:39:46 Nanny!
00:39:50 - Nanny!
00:39:53 - Nanny!
00:39:55 - Here.
00:39:56 - Take it, take it.
00:39:58 I can't tolerate the yapping.
00:40:02 - Nanny!
00:40:04 - Nanny, don't go!
00:40:06 Nanny, wait!
00:40:09 - Nanny!
00:40:12 Nanny, don't leave me.
00:40:17 Nanny!
00:40:25 Grayer.
00:41:16 What?
00:41:36 Go ahead, puppy,
00:41:38 Anywhere you like.
00:41:46 Good puppy!
00:41:50 Nanny Cam, Nanny Cam,
00:42:00 I love you.
00:42:05 Hola.
00:42:09 Hmm.
00:42:11 Aha!
00:42:13 Okay, lady,
00:42:16 I'll give you
00:42:22 And this is how the most
00:42:24 in my life...
00:42:27 happened with a teddy bear.
00:42:37 After the abrupt termination
00:42:41 I took some time to
00:42:44 of all that
00:42:47 During this period
00:42:49 I read that critics of
00:42:52 that just by
00:42:54 you inevitably change it.
00:42:56 - Mm!
00:42:58 In the many times that
00:43:01 I secretly hoped
00:43:04 were right.
00:43:08 This is a tape of
00:43:12 She was extremely problematic,
00:43:15 She neglected Grayer.
00:43:17 She drank.
00:43:20 I finally had to fire her
00:43:22 for promiscuous behavior
00:43:24 This videotape shows her
00:43:27 peanut butter and jelly
00:43:31 You know, I remember
00:43:33 She had a very
00:43:36 Let's watch.
00:43:38 You excited about
00:43:40 Yes.
00:43:41 Okay, well, why don't you
00:43:43 and you can dream about
00:43:45 - I love you, Nanny.
00:43:47 This must be the wrong tape.
00:43:50 It's all right, just let it play out.
00:43:56 Oh!
00:43:58 Big problem.
00:44:01 Okay, Mrs. X, now it's time for a few
00:44:04 Oh, all right. The teddy bear has
00:44:07 Slamming the door in
00:44:11 Spending more time on a benefit for
00:44:14 than you do with
00:44:16 Going to a spa when
00:44:20 and not answering
00:44:22 that officially makes you
00:44:24 This is outrageous.
00:44:26 Uh, no, this is clearly
00:44:29 We- we might have
00:44:32 Yeah, I know that you're really busy
00:44:36 and your Watsu
00:44:38 and your attempts to stay young
00:44:41 but here's an idea- why don't you try
00:44:45 every once in a blue moon?
00:44:46 And a head's up here,
00:44:48 Try smiling once in a while.
00:44:52 As for you, Mr. X,
00:44:54 who the hell are you?
00:44:56 Maybe you're asking
00:44:59 I know you've noticed my ass,
00:45:01 but you probably don't
00:45:02 so here's a little hint,
00:45:04 I'm the one who's been
00:45:12 Grayer is not
00:45:14 His mother didn't
00:45:18 Your son, your wife,
00:45:20 are- are-
00:45:23 are people in your home,
00:45:25 human beings who are
00:45:29 for you to just-
00:45:46 You know, the truth is,
00:45:52 If for no other reason
00:45:55 the profound privilege
00:46:01 Grayer loves you.
00:46:06 He...
00:46:08 he doesn't care what you're
00:46:12 or what schooI
00:46:14 He just- he just
00:46:17 That's it.
00:46:21 And time's running out,
00:46:24 and he won't love you
00:46:27 So...
00:46:30 for your own good,
00:46:32 don't miss out
00:46:35 He is-
00:46:39 an amazing
00:47:05 Excuse me.
00:47:07 Of course.
00:47:25 Buenas noches.
00:47:32 It's a much tougher game
00:47:38 Nature deals us
00:47:41 Is that so hard
00:47:43 No.
00:47:45 I don't know, Mom.
00:47:50 So I guess you're not
00:47:53 I don't think that having money
00:47:56 You know,
00:48:01 It's okay.
00:48:04 It's your life.
00:48:06 Personally, I think
00:48:12 But it is your life.
00:48:15 I want you
00:48:23 Hey.
00:48:25 - Hayden.
00:48:27 I forgot to mention
00:48:29 And once I finally
00:48:31 it was a habit that
00:48:33 It is- it's going
00:48:35 There's more scholarships
00:48:37 So why are you
00:48:40 Because I have
00:48:43 It's from
00:48:45 What?
00:48:46 She cornered me
00:48:48 figured I could get
00:48:55 I don't want to
00:48:58 - Why don't I read it to you?
00:49:06 "Dear Annie...
00:49:10 It's been severaI months
00:49:13 Even so, the things you said
00:49:16 And now looking back,
00:49:20 except thank you...
00:49:22 - and I'm sorry. "
00:49:25 You were so right.
00:49:27 Of all my privileges,
00:49:31 I desperately needed
00:49:35 You did.
00:49:36 And for that,
00:49:41 You may or may not
00:49:43 to learn that
00:49:45 Not out of the jar.
00:49:47 Try it.
00:49:50 Any man who made me
00:49:52 to feign a pregnancy
00:49:55 Isn't it good?
00:49:59 Yeah.
00:50:01 Yeah, it is good.
00:50:03 So I'm pretty confident
00:50:05 we'll be getting
00:50:07 Yeah, it's really good.
00:50:09 It's really good.
00:50:12 Please know that I wish
00:50:15 - Sincerely... "
00:50:17 Alexandra.
00:50:20 P.S...
00:50:25 I'm happy to report that Grayer asks
00:50:28 every day and every night. "
00:50:41 - Come on.
00:50:42 Let's get out of here.
00:50:44 Catching the Yankees game
00:50:46 - Sounds wonderfuI.
00:50:48 There's a popular belief
00:50:52 that you must immerse
00:50:56 in order to truly
00:51:01 I've probably gotta
00:51:06 See you
00:51:08 Yeah.
00:51:10 I certainly hope so.
00:51:17 In conclusion,
00:51:19 I hope this field diary
00:51:21 for those considering my application
00:51:26 It certainly has been
00:51:33 After a lost summer
00:51:36 I finally got to know Annie.
00:51:43 Thanks to a little man
00:51:45 I only had to trek
00:51:48 to make this most