Nanny McPhee

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00:00:33 We must begin our story, sad to say,
00:00:38 If it were not empty,
00:00:42 But it is, and we do, and
00:01:10 This is the story of my family,
00:01:13 of my seven children,
00:01:16 but all very, very, very naughty.
00:01:24 This is Nanny Whetstone,
00:01:27 the 17th nanny I had hired
00:01:30 She was the strictest, the toughest
00:01:33 and the most fearless
00:01:38 As I went to work that day
00:01:41 I was confident in the knowledge...
00:01:44 that there was nothing,
00:01:47 that my children could do to upset her.
00:01:51 They've eaten the baby!
00:01:54 Except that.
00:02:09 - Quick! He's coming!
00:02:12 - Quiet!
00:02:30 Children, where's Aggy?
00:02:48 Look at you.
00:02:50 You're all cabbagey.
00:02:52 Oh...and you're all gravy-y.
00:02:56 As was your intention, Nanny Whetstone
00:03:00 I shall go to the agency this afternoon
00:03:04 You will not drive her away
00:03:12 Papa.
00:03:14 Can't catch me out.
00:03:20 Three days, eight hours and 47 minutes.
00:03:23 So that got rid of her...
00:03:26 23 hours and 13 minutes
00:03:29 I think the turning point was definitely
00:03:34 Mr Brown, are you all right?
00:03:37 I'm perfectly all right.
00:03:39 Evangeline, could you let Cook know
00:03:44 and I'm off to the agency
00:03:55 Good. I'll just...
00:04:11 - Mrs Partridge?
00:04:14 - There's been a tiny hiccup.
00:04:17 - Please, let me in...
00:04:19 Listen, they didn't eat the baby.
00:04:23 There's no more nannies!
00:04:35 The person you need is Nanny McPhee.
00:04:39 Is that you, Mrs Partridge?
00:04:42 The person you need is Nanny McPhee.
00:04:47 I need her to start right away.
00:04:51 Nanny McPhee is not on our books.
00:04:54 Nanny McPhee is not on anyone's books.
00:04:59 Nanny Whetstone's gone.
00:05:01 There's a surprise.
00:05:05 Mr Brown's gone to the agency.
00:05:10 They won't be fine with me.
00:05:12 I won't have them dirty blighters
00:05:16 I have it in writing. In writing!
00:05:23 - Well, that's the final straw.
00:05:26 There are no more nannies.
00:05:29 None. All over, finished.
00:05:32 I've had to cancel my appointment
00:05:35 - I told them not to. It wasn't my idea.
00:05:40 Well, you seem intent
00:05:43 Er...don't do that, darling, please.
00:05:48 You seem intent on distressing me,
00:05:51 You are to...to go to bed immediately.
00:05:55 Before supper?
00:06:00 Without supper.
00:06:03 Did he say without supper?
00:06:06 Never mind that.
00:06:09 There's no more nannies.
00:06:12 Poor him...and poor them.
00:06:15 Poor them, my Aunt Fanny.
00:06:18 They're the worstest,
00:06:21 It'll be snow in August
00:06:24 "Dear Nanny Whetstone,
00:06:28 "My children..."
00:06:31 Eric, give it back to her!
00:06:34 My children.
00:06:38 Eric! Eric, that's my teddy!
00:06:41 - Eric, stop doing this!
00:06:46 - Stop fighting!
00:06:49 Quiet!
00:06:52 You're driving your poor father
00:06:58 Lily, what's this word?
00:07:01 Lovingly."He took her
00:07:05 What's your book about, Evangeline?
00:07:07 It's about the daughter of a nice man
00:07:11 and the stepmother's horrid to her.
00:07:13 Why doesn't the man
00:07:15 Fathers all turn bad
00:07:18 They don't care any more.
00:07:20 Simon. Yours does.
00:07:23 No, he doesn't.
00:07:25 Does he read to Chrissie
00:07:30 He doesn't even sing Loola-bye to Aggy.
00:07:34 He loves you, Simon. You know that.
00:07:39 Since Mother died.
00:07:47 You used to be as close as anything.
00:07:50 Not any more. All he cares about now
00:07:57 Well... I don't know
00:08:01 but it might be nice
00:08:04 Don't you know anything about the world?
00:08:07 Whoever he marries will be vile
00:08:10 - You don't know that.
00:08:14 There isn't one stepmother in there
00:08:19 They're an evil breed. Anyway,
00:08:24 I like you.
00:08:26 Yes, but you're a servant.
00:08:29 That doesn't count.
00:08:34 I've got my work to be getting on with.
00:08:41 I really am hungry, Evangeline.
00:08:43 Could you maybe bring me
00:08:47 All right, forget the jam.
00:09:00 Shall I plump the cushion
00:09:04 I know you like to plump it yourself
00:09:06 Oh, no, that's...that's all right.
00:09:16 I was wondering if I might make
00:09:21 Yes, I should think...
00:09:24 I could do it secret-like.
00:09:26 No, they'll hear him chewing
00:09:31 No, they get nothing.
00:09:32 Righto, Mr Brown.
00:09:37 The person you need is Nanny McPhee.
00:09:43 Nanny McPhee.
00:09:53 No supper.
00:09:55 Discipline. That's more like it.
00:10:23 Now, you listen here,
00:10:26 You ain't allowed in this kitchen,
00:10:29 I have it in writing.
00:10:32 Well, dear, the agency
00:10:36 What am I to do? Aunt Adelaide says...
00:10:40 Your children are out
00:10:42 And there was that thing she said...
00:10:44 about their needing a
00:10:48 You know what she's like.
00:10:51 unless I marry again and give them
00:10:56 A month. I mean, it's unbearable.
00:11:03 Remember we talked about
00:11:08 The bank will take the house.
00:11:11 There'll be debtors' prison for me,
00:11:15 Goodness only knows
00:11:18 And as for Aggy...
00:11:21 it's unimaginable.
00:11:30 Where are you? You mewling half-bakes!
00:11:34 I'm ready for you. And I'm hard!
00:11:44 This is fun!
00:11:47 We got Cook!
00:11:49 The person you need is Nanny McPhee.
00:11:53 Jump!
00:11:56 Eric, you're not making another bomb,
00:12:01 McPhee...
00:12:05 Jump!
00:12:07 - Oh!
00:12:11 - They're in the kitchen.
00:12:17 I never did!
00:12:20 - That's what done it!
00:12:30 - I'll, er...
00:12:32 - I'll go.
00:12:34 - Well, no, I can...
00:12:37 - I'll be off, then.
00:13:10 Good evening, Mr Brown.
00:13:15 Oh, you're... Er...of course.
00:13:18 Good heavens. I suppose the agency...
00:13:20 I do not belong to any agency, Mr Brown.
00:13:25 A government nanny? How...
00:13:29 .. unusual.
00:13:30 May I come in?
00:13:32 Yes, by all means, do...do come in.
00:13:40 I understand you have
00:13:44 No. No, no. No.
00:13:50 - Playful.
00:13:52 What are your main concerns?
00:13:54 Concerns?
00:13:56 Mm. Do they go to bed when they're told?
00:13:58 Well, no, not, er... No.
00:14:01 - Do they get up when they're told?
00:14:05 - Get dressed when they're told?
00:14:09 - Do they say "please" and "thank you"?
00:14:14 That will do to be going on with.
00:14:17 Your children need me.
00:14:21 I'll go and make sure everything's
00:14:25 I shall introduce myself.
00:14:28 Please, Mr Brown,
00:14:52 Oh, look.
00:14:56 The door's open and
00:15:01 I am here.
00:15:04 I am Nanny McPhee.
00:15:06 Oh, did...did somebody speak?
00:15:09 - I didn't hear anything.
00:15:16 Then listen carefully
00:15:19 Stop what you are doing,
00:15:23 and go upstairs to bed.
00:15:28 - Did you hear what I said?
00:15:32 Why don't we play here
00:15:36 Let's, let's!
00:15:41 - Excellent notion.
00:15:45 Jump! Jump, jump! Jump!
00:15:49 Jump, jump, jump, jump!
00:15:52 Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
00:15:55 Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
00:15:58 Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump...jump...
00:16:01 jump.
00:16:20 Government nanny?
00:16:25 What's she done?
00:16:27 - She's done something to us!
00:16:31 I can't stop!
00:16:32 She banged her stick!
00:16:34 I'm going to be sick!
00:16:41 - It must be magic!
00:16:48 - Please, Simon, let's stop!
00:16:51 - Let's stop!
00:16:57 - Well, stop if you want, then!
00:16:59 It's her fault!
00:17:01 It started when she banged the stick!
00:17:03 - I can't stop!
00:17:07 Simon!
00:17:08 Come on, whoever you are!
00:17:14 - Say "please".
00:17:17 Very well.
00:17:18 - Please!
00:17:20 - Don't touch Aggy!
00:17:23 Say it!
00:17:25 Actually, Simon, would you,
00:17:28 - And Aggy's gonna go in the stockpot!
00:17:33 Oh, for goodness' sake! Please, then!
00:17:38 Take Aggy off me!
00:17:41 Please, Nanny McPhee.
00:17:46 Chrissie, don't!
00:17:49 - Say it!
00:17:52 - No, Lily!
00:17:55 Simon!
00:17:57 I can't stop myself!
00:18:00 Please, Nanny McPhee.
00:18:04 I'm going to jump!
00:18:06 Too late!
00:18:21 Blimey.
00:18:24 Up to bed, please.
00:18:38 Goodnight, Mrs Blatherwick.
00:18:41 Goodnight, Nanny McPhee.
00:18:45 When Mr Brown said no dinner,
00:18:49 They've been ever so quiet.
00:18:51 Don't you fret.
00:18:55 I have it in writing.
00:19:01 Be careful, Aggy.
00:19:03 It's Mama's rattle,
00:19:05 and it's the only thing
00:19:11 - What on earth are you doing?
00:19:14 - What she told us to do.
00:19:18 Since we nearly got Cook blown up
00:19:22 May I just remind you of something?
00:19:27 We're getting rid of this one too.
00:19:32 Fine! Be brave, then!
00:19:34 Yes, well, I nearly got blown up!
00:19:45 Hm.
00:20:03 You must feel at such a disadvantage,
00:20:07 In what way?
00:20:09 We know your name
00:20:14 Pleased to meet you.
00:20:25 How do you do?
00:20:30 That's F-A-R-T.
00:20:33 Fartworthy.
00:20:38 Booger McHorsefanny.
00:20:41 Knickers O'Muffin.
00:20:43 Sandra.
00:20:45 Bum.
00:20:46 I'm Bum!
00:20:48 Oh. Bosoms.
00:20:53 Bum.
00:20:55 You can't be Bum, Aggy.
00:20:59 Poop Bum.
00:21:00 You can't be Poop and Bum.
00:21:22 Goodnight, Agatha.
00:21:32 Goodnight, Sebastian.
00:21:34 Goodnight, Tora.
00:21:36 Goodnight, Christianna.
00:21:40 Goodnight, Lily.
00:21:42 Goodnight, Eric.
00:21:47 Goodnight, Simon.
00:21:55 There is something you should understand
00:21:59 When you need me but do not want me,
00:22:04 When you want me but no longer need me,
00:22:14 It's rather sad,
00:22:18 We will never want you.
00:22:22 Then I will never go.
00:22:29 Goodnight, children.
00:22:35 How did she know our names?
00:22:38 - Magic.
00:22:40 It doesn't matter.
00:22:53 What? Wha... What? What?
00:22:57 I did knock.
00:23:00 Of course. You weren't just
00:23:03 The children are
00:23:06 Good. Really?
00:23:07 Hm.
00:23:10 - Good grief.
00:23:14 Goodnight, Mr Brown.
00:23:20 No, wait.
00:23:23 What do you... I mean, how...
00:23:28 Your children require five lessons.
00:23:31 Lesson one, to go to bed
00:23:35 As for my terms,
00:23:41 Goodnight.
00:23:45 Interesting.
00:24:01 Time to get up.
00:24:04 No.
00:24:08 Hm. I shall give you
00:24:12 washed, dressed, teeth
00:24:16 and out into the garden...
00:24:17 for healthful fresh
00:24:19 Lessons start at nine...sharp.
00:24:26 I don't know about you lot,
00:24:30 Sebastian, run the thermometer
00:24:34 Chrissie, chalk. Eric,
00:24:38 How do you know
00:24:41 I worked it out.
00:24:43 She's a trained hypnotist.
00:24:47 Don't look directly at her
00:24:51 - Morning, Mr Brown.
00:24:53 I'm off to work early.
00:24:56 Some bout of influenza at Archway...
00:24:58 is carrying off all the
00:25:01 Still, what's bad for them
00:25:05 Poor things.
00:25:07 Well, I know. That, too. Of course.
00:25:12 Odd. She normally says,
00:25:16 or "Don't forget your
00:25:19 Very odd. Most peculiar.
00:25:24 Hm.
00:25:27 - I did knock.
00:25:31 I was talking to...
00:25:35 Never mind.
00:25:37 I believe the children
00:25:40 The children? What, all day?
00:25:43 Nothing. I know precisely what to do.
00:25:47 You managed them splendidly last night.
00:25:49 If they are under the weather,
00:25:51 give them what they want,
00:25:54 My late wife was very particular.
00:25:57 she used to wait on
00:26:00 even if they weren't ill at all.
00:26:02 I shall be sure to give them
00:26:06 Excellent. Excellent.
00:26:22 She's coming!
00:26:24 Remember, everyone,
00:26:31 Dear me.
00:26:32 We can't get up. We're ill.
00:26:37 Colds in our doses.
00:26:39 And kemperakurk.
00:26:41 We think it bight be the beasles.
00:26:43 Got measig.
00:26:45 Good heavens.
00:26:48 Then there is of course
00:26:51 I'm very sorry to have to tell you all
00:27:00 Hm.
00:27:20 - Ah.
00:27:23 - I think I've got a temperature.
00:27:30 Simon, I can't get up.
00:27:32 - You must have looked at her, then.
00:27:35 I was under the covers the whole time,
00:27:40 - I can't get up!
00:27:43 I'm stuck, too!
00:27:46 Hypnosis, eh? Bang goes that theory.
00:27:54 Good morning.
00:28:04 Morning, Mr B!
00:28:07 Good morning, Mr Jowls, Mr Wheen.
00:28:09 - Thought we'd get you that time.
00:28:13 - Nice tea dance, Mr B?
00:28:17 No. I didn't even get there. Disaster.
00:28:21 - We do know.
00:28:23 It's not funerals
00:28:27 It's christenings.
00:28:37 Good morning.
00:28:42 Cedric,
00:28:44 Your children are out of control.
00:28:46 You need a wife
00:28:49 If you do not remarry by
00:28:53 steps will have to be taken.
00:28:55 Oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
00:29:00 What's your wife like?
00:29:03 Never mind. Less than a month to go.
00:29:07 It'll have to be that woman...
00:29:12 Mr Jowls, do you recollect
00:29:17 Mrs Swiftly, was it? Or was it
00:29:21 - Mrs Thadius Quickly?
00:29:24 "Oh, Mr Brown, you are a saint. You have
00:29:29 What I wouldn't give for a man like you,
00:29:36 - That one?
00:29:38 We buried Mr Quickly last autumn.
00:29:41 - He was happy to go.
00:29:45 You don't happen to know
00:29:48 remarried? You know, number four?
00:29:51 Mr Brown, you're not
00:29:53 you're thinking, are you, Mr Brown?
00:29:56 Good grief, no! No, no. No. No.
00:29:59 No. No, no... no. What
00:30:06 What's that?
00:30:08 Measle medicine,
00:30:12 Actually, I'm not sure it is measles.
00:30:14 How can it be anything other?
00:30:17 The chalky-white faces, the livid spots,
00:30:20 the temperatures of 1 20 degrees.
00:30:24 I've seen it time and again. Measles.
00:30:28 Definitely.
00:30:37 - Open.
00:30:42 I'm not taking that.
00:30:44 Then you will not get any better.
00:30:47 Believe me.
00:30:49 It's moving!
00:30:53 Open wide.
00:30:57 Wider.
00:31:14 Simon, spit it out!
00:31:17 You'll have to swallow
00:31:19 so I suggest you get it over with.
00:31:27 Very good. Who's next?
00:31:32 "Took..."
00:31:33 "He..."
00:31:35 "He took her lovingly..."
00:31:38 "He took her lovingly
00:31:43 Oh! Nanny McPhee, you startled me.
00:31:48 It was that quiet.
00:31:49 I just got to practising my sounds.
00:31:54 That is good.
00:31:55 They're all good... underneath it all.
00:32:00 - A favourite of yours?
00:32:05 I haven't finished it yet.
00:32:07 The stepmother's a
00:32:10 Oh, indeed.
00:32:11 It's a pity stories
00:32:14 This one seems a farm girl,
00:32:18 he finds out she's
00:32:22 And then he falls for her.
00:32:24 You must read it and find out.
00:32:27 He wouldn't love her
00:32:30 He'd think her stupid
00:32:33 and worthless and beneath him.
00:32:37 Hm.
00:32:53 Buttered spuds for lunch
00:32:57 Hm.
00:33:01 I think the children will be requiring
00:33:05 austere today.
00:33:07 'Orse what?
00:33:09 The children are not quite themselves,
00:33:13 God! That means jellies and ice-cream,
00:33:15 raspberry cordial and
00:33:18 Well, I'd better get cracking, then.
00:33:20 Evangeline!
00:33:23 Where is that lump?
00:33:25 It'll be snow in August...
00:33:26 before that one's there
00:33:29 Calm yourself, Mrs Blatherwick.
00:33:33 I understand that you were once
00:33:40 I was that. Cooked at a training camp
00:33:44 Kept those boys strong, I did.
00:33:46 I'm sure you did. Perhaps a broth
00:33:52 You must be an expert.
00:33:54 Best thin potato gruel with peelings in?
00:33:57 That always got 'em groaning
00:34:00 Are you well supplied with peelings?
00:34:07 These'll do. Only a day old.
00:34:15 A bit of gristle for
00:34:21 Get that down you.
00:34:22 There's a lot of goodness
00:34:26 That'll put the hairs
00:34:28 Smell that.
00:34:29 That is the smell that
00:34:34 That pong is the pong of conquerors.
00:34:39 All right, men. As you were.
00:34:43 They actually are starving us.
00:34:46 I wonder how long it will
00:35:05 Quickly...
00:35:08 Quickly, Quickly, Quickly...
00:35:11 Mrs Selma Quickly.
00:35:20 Have you lazy lot been in bed all day?
00:35:23 Evangeline.
00:35:25 You've been doing measles, haven't you?
00:35:27 The situation's very simple, Evangeline.
00:35:29 The nanny, who in my opinion is a witch,
00:35:33 made us ill and fed
00:35:36 Nanny McPhee is not a witch, Eric.
00:35:39 I'm sure she knew what she was doing.
00:35:42 - She must be fully trained.
00:35:46 I'm unbelievably hungry, Evangeline.
00:35:48 Can you please get us
00:35:53 Did you just say "please"?
00:35:55 Please, please, Evangeline!
00:35:59 Well, children,
00:36:03 but that you're better now.
00:36:04 It wasn't our fault.
00:36:07 I'm sure it wasn't anybody's fault.
00:36:11 But you're better now.
00:36:25 - Papa?
00:36:26 Now that we're better, can we get up?
00:36:30 Can we get up, please?
00:36:42 Of course you can.
00:36:44 Read to us.
00:36:46 I, erm... I have my
00:36:51 I'll read to you tomorrow.
00:37:00 Evangeline,
00:37:01 please ask Cook to make the children
00:37:05 I'm sure they'd like supper
00:37:08 I'll do it myself, Nanny McPhee.
00:37:19 Didn't she have two bumpy things?
00:37:21 The word is "wart".
00:37:24 Traditionally associated with witches,
00:37:27 Well, one of 'em's gone.
00:37:41 I did knock.
00:37:43 Of course you did.
00:37:45 Lesson two, to get up when they're told,
00:37:49 Of course. Very good. Thank you.
00:37:51 Goodnight, Mr Brown.
00:37:55 - Nanny McPhee...
00:37:57 Didn't you used to have two...
00:38:02 w...w...?
00:38:07 Never mind. It's, er...
00:38:19 There was a telegram, Mr Brown.
00:38:30 Oh, my... Oh, my goodness.
00:38:35 - Ah, Nanny McPhee.
00:38:37 Good, good, good.
00:38:41 Yes...
00:38:43 Your Great-Aunt Adelaide
00:38:47 - No!
00:38:50 She's blind as a bat.
00:38:51 And we are convalescing,
00:38:54 That's enough. I don't want to hear...
00:38:56 anything bad about her.
00:38:58 - She scares me.
00:39:02 You'll all put your best clothes on
00:39:04 and Nanny McPhee will keep you in order.
00:39:07 I shall do my best, sir,
00:39:11 and I am off duty this afternoon.
00:39:13 Off duty?
00:39:17 You're off duty when...?
00:39:20 You can't be off duty.
00:39:23 I shall be leaving at noon.
00:39:25 Thereafter, I'm sure
00:39:28 exactly as they're told.
00:39:32 Listen to this, dear.
00:39:35 "l am coming with the express intention
00:39:38 of easing your financial burden."
00:39:41 Maybe she's thought the better
00:39:45 Perhaps I won't have
00:40:04 I hate my best clothes.
00:40:07 Well, we promised, so that's that.
00:40:10 Tora's right.
00:40:14 We've been told to put
00:40:18 Well, I'm going to put
00:40:23 Simon, no.
00:40:24 - Yeah, the pig!
00:40:35 - Aunt Adelaide, welcome back.
00:40:38 - Here I am, Aunt Adelaide.
00:40:42 You're looking very peely-wally.
00:40:46 Of course. This way. At once.
00:40:49 I smell damp.
00:40:51 No, no... At least not noticeably.
00:40:54 Damp in the house.
00:40:57 Lovely hat.
00:40:58 A gift from the Duchess of Kent.
00:41:02 I've always hated this room.
00:41:05 - Milk?
00:41:07 Filthy stuff. Most unhealthy.
00:41:09 - Sugar?
00:41:12 Six.
00:41:14 Let me not beat about the bush, Cedric.
00:41:19 - Ah, that.
00:41:21 Your wife, my poor, weak-minded niece,
00:41:26 However, I know where my duties lie.
00:41:32 As you know, Cedric, my word is my law.
00:41:35 I now propose to help you further.
00:41:37 Oh, thank you, Aunt
00:41:40 Don't interrupt. Sit down.
00:41:42 This is my proposal.
00:41:45 I shall relieve you of
00:41:50 and give it a home with
00:41:58 It will require sacrifice on my part.
00:42:01 But as my sainted father always said,
00:42:07 - You mustn't. I can't possibly...
00:42:11 You must feel quite overwhelmed
00:42:14 Your fortunate daughter,
00:42:16 for it must be a girl
00:42:20 will receive private tuition
00:42:24 and above all, elocution.
00:42:27 If there's one thing I won't stand for,
00:42:34 What did Papa say? He must have
00:42:38 He didn't say anything.
00:42:44 Come on. Let's find the others.
00:42:47 I must be frank.
00:42:51 Hush now! I'm used to
00:42:54 for other people's mistakes.
00:42:56 Now, where is the bulk
00:43:07 Ah. Here we are.
00:43:16 - It was a bee. A big bee. Erm...
00:43:21 Gone now. Phew.
00:43:23 - Hm.
00:43:26 The sooner you find a
00:43:30 This'll put her off
00:43:34 Speak up, girl!
00:43:37 Oh! What an unfortunate face.
00:43:41 All those bristles.
00:43:44 It might be very hard
00:43:49 Do you not have a more comely girl?
00:43:57 Perhaps round the front of the house.
00:44:04 Chrissie, hurry up!
00:44:10 Tie it, Chrissie.
00:44:12 Eric, stop her!
00:44:16 - Chrissie, stop! She'll see you!
00:44:18 Cedric, I had no idea
00:44:21 such an unattractive batch of females.
00:44:25 I shall leave directly. Get my hat.
00:44:28 Your hat? So soon?
00:44:31 - Really? No, you can't... I'll get it.
00:44:37 No!
00:44:43 Oh, yes. You'll do perfectly.
00:44:47 A little timid, perhaps,
00:44:52 Come on, come on. It
00:44:55 I can't find your... What are you doing?
00:44:58 - This is the chosen one. Get her ready.
00:45:00 Chrissie? You're not listen...
00:45:02 Shut up, Cedric, and do as you're told!
00:45:04 Nanny McPhee, we need you.
00:45:08 Nanny McPhee, please, we need you.
00:45:13 Where is my hat?
00:45:19 Hide!
00:45:26 My hat!
00:45:29 How dare you!
00:45:41 - Oh, my, what a merry game.
00:45:45 My, my, what a pretty girl you are.
00:45:55 Oh, this is the girl for me.
00:45:59 Run.
00:46:00 Such poise, such gaiety.
00:46:04 - Ah, there you are, staff.
00:46:07 I'm taking this child
00:46:18 Very well, madam.
00:46:19 Sherry time.
00:46:24 Do not forget that someone
00:46:28 and it cannot be the donkey, can it?
00:46:40 Well, I'm the eldest girl. I'll go.
00:46:44 No. I've always known
00:46:49 Aggy go.
00:46:51 Don't be silly, Aggy.
00:46:55 No. She wanted me. I'll go.
00:46:58 You can't all go.
00:47:11 Well, I am entirely satisfied.
00:47:14 I will keep my word, Cedric,
00:47:19 You must give those children a mother
00:47:23 No.
00:47:26 What?
00:47:27 You cannot order me around. And you
00:47:31 l...
00:47:33 Your carriage awaits, madam.
00:47:37 Is the chosen one seated?
00:47:39 - lndeed she is.
00:47:42 - All is prepared.
00:47:46 Cedric, in view of this afternoon's
00:47:49 I am willing to overlook
00:47:53 - Nanny McPhee.
00:47:55 - What have you done?
00:47:58 The children have decided
00:48:01 Decided what? What do you mean?
00:48:03 There you are, dear.
00:48:05 Not little Chrissie.
00:48:09 Chrissie!
00:48:14 Chrissie!
00:48:17 Yah!
00:48:20 Chrissie!
00:48:25 Now, then, you'd better
00:48:32 Christianna!
00:48:33 Don't be shy, my dear.
00:48:40 Sit up straight and tell me your name.
00:48:45 No!
00:48:48 - Christianna!
00:48:50 Papa! Papa!
00:48:55 Oh!
00:49:02 Then...then who...?
00:49:07 Evangeline. My name's Evangeline.
00:49:19 And what a pretty name it is, too.
00:49:26 Evangeline...
00:49:30 Oh.
00:49:53 Time for bed.
00:49:55 - Thank you for saving me, Nanny McPhee.
00:50:01 Yes. Thank you.
00:50:04 Thank you.
00:50:06 - Thank you.
00:50:24 Hm.
00:50:27 Papa was going to let her take me.
00:50:30 No, Christianna.
00:50:42 - Goodnight, children.
00:50:50 She hasn't got any warts at all now.
00:50:53 Do you think she's using
00:51:22 Thank you, Nanny McPhee.
00:51:26 Not at all.
00:51:27 You will find that lesson three,
00:51:30 to get dressed when they're told,
00:51:33 Just to get dressed when they're told?
00:51:36 They've learned a great
00:51:40 I have five lessons to teach.
00:51:42 What lessons they learn is entirely
00:51:47 - Nanny McPhee...
00:51:51 She will be all right, won't she?
00:51:56 I can't help being concerned.
00:51:59 Aunt Adelaide can be so, erm...
00:52:03 She will certainly be all right.
00:52:06 Good.
00:52:09 I suppose she volunteered
00:52:11 Couldn't wait to be
00:52:14 Not quite.
00:52:16 It was Simon's idea.
00:52:17 He knew Evangeline
00:52:20 and that her going
00:52:23 He's a very clever boy.
00:52:25 Good heavens. Simon, eh?
00:52:27 Well, good for him.
00:52:31 Goodnight, Mr Brown.
00:52:47 So that's it, then.
00:52:49 I shall have to marry...Quickly.
00:53:43 Children, your father
00:53:46 there's a Mrs Quickly
00:53:51 - Nanny McPhee?
00:53:55 Can you stop Papa
00:54:01 I'm afraid not.
00:54:03 - Even if you wanted to?
00:54:08 I cannot interfere with
00:54:20 Perhaps Simon could
00:54:23 He won't listen.
00:54:36 You have a visitor, Mr Brown.
00:54:38 An especially eager visitor, Mr Brown.
00:54:51 Quickly by name...
00:54:54 Oh!
00:54:56 Simon, my boy.
00:54:58 Well, come in.
00:55:00 Come on, I won't bite.
00:55:05 - Father, we want to ask you something.
00:55:09 Of course. Anything at all. Ask away.
00:55:11 Who is Mrs Quickly?
00:55:15 Good heavens, such a face. She's, er...
00:55:19 She's...she's a friend.
00:55:22 Just a friend?
00:55:24 Well, my boy,
00:55:25 it's not exactly any of
00:55:28 It is if she's to be our new mother.
00:55:30 Who said anything about that?
00:55:32 It is true? You are going to marry her?
00:55:36 You go too far, Simon.
00:55:38 - You must not question...
00:55:41 - Don't contradict me!
00:55:43 You do not understand the adult world.
00:55:46 You know, there are
00:55:49 certain things...
00:55:51 You will leave me this instant. Go home!
00:55:56 You never listen!
00:56:27 Nanny McPhee?
00:56:31 Nanny McPhee?
00:57:35 Hello, Simon.
00:57:38 Can I help you?
00:57:39 I did knock.
00:57:42 I know. I heard you.
00:57:48 May I be of assistance?
00:57:54 We need you to, erm...
00:57:57 I mean...you saved Chrissie.
00:58:01 And so...
00:58:03 You're on our side, is what I mean.
00:58:06 Aren't you?
00:58:08 You saved Chrissie, and
00:58:14 I...we... need you to help us
00:58:20 It will not surprise you to hear
00:58:26 Then let us do whatever
00:58:30 Are you prepared to accept
00:58:34 Yes.
00:58:35 - You promise?
00:58:42 Then I will, as you put it,
00:58:48 Thank you.
00:58:52 Thank you.
00:58:56 Look at them! Will
00:59:03 The little, small things.
00:59:08 Children, this is, er... Mrs Quickly.
00:59:10 Oh, you mustn't be so formal.
00:59:13 You must call me Auntie Selma.
00:59:17 Oh, dear me, one does work up
00:59:22 Oh. Tea, of course. Do
00:59:24 And leave these dear creatures?
00:59:30 - Oh, the heart of the house.
00:59:34 - The old bachelor's den.
00:59:36 - Well, l...
00:59:39 Ooh! Have you read all those books?
00:59:42 - Well, l, er...
00:59:44 - Take my chair. It's more comfortable.
00:59:48 Well, what have we here?
00:59:51 I see there is already
00:59:54 How thoughtful you are.
00:59:56 What a gentleman.
01:00:00 Wait! Er...just let me
01:00:04 Too, too precious.
01:00:05 Here in the centre of the male dominion,
01:00:09 ..an oasis of feminine
01:00:13 There, just as I thought. It's dusty.
01:00:17 There. All thumped and ready to go.
01:00:20 There you go again.
01:00:26 I observed that very characteristic
01:00:30 Even in my demented grief,
01:00:34 Remember her? A pinker complexion
01:00:38 I said, "Kindness seems to be
01:00:42 "He is a perfect gentleman."
01:00:45 "There's something so masculine
01:00:49 Mr Brown!
01:00:56 Un moment, I pray you.
01:00:58 I don't know what came over me.
01:01:00 I do. I understand. I
01:01:04 But now I see it.
01:01:09 I feel it. Who would have thought
01:01:14 Passion is my life.
01:01:16 In fact, Mr Brown, what
01:01:20 A grey wheel of habit, spinning idly on.
01:01:32 This is no time for
01:01:35 Selma.
01:01:36 I couldn't possibly swallow it
01:01:39 You are tempestuous, Mr Brown.
01:01:42 - Tea?
01:01:46 We must blanket the raw impulse
01:01:52 That's a nice bit of
01:01:55 I like a bit of Spode. Tasteful.
01:01:57 Anyway, so essential
01:02:01 - You don't want that.
01:02:04 You see into my inmost self.
01:02:07 What is tea when we can drink
01:02:12 Let the common herd drink tea.
01:02:14 Our souls need a more divine libation!
01:02:22 Oh! You mad fool! I say.
01:02:25 No, no, not here amongst the cutlery.
01:02:28 I say!
01:02:32 I must go before my reputation
01:02:35 Lovely rug. Is it Chinese silk?
01:02:37 Must escape before all is lost.
01:02:40 Wait!
01:02:42 Heavens to Betsy! You are inflamed!
01:02:46 How does a lonely widow best you?
01:02:52 All it takes is one question, Cedric,
01:02:55 - Ask me or you'll lose me forever.
01:03:01 Say it. Say it.
01:03:03 - Say it. Say it.
01:03:08 Oh! No! This is too much, sir!
01:03:13 You are a cad!
01:03:17 A bounder and a cad!
01:03:21 Yeah!
01:03:24 Papa's coming.
01:03:37 She's gone.
01:03:40 The only person in the whole world
01:03:44 and total ruin...
01:03:47 and she's gone.
01:03:51 What's ruin?
01:03:55 There's no time to mince words.
01:03:59 I never have been able to.
01:04:04 But you're all so delicious.
01:04:06 When Aggy came along
01:04:10 "We may have to stop now, dear,"
01:04:14 She said, "l know."
01:04:24 The fact of the matter is,
01:04:27 has been supporting us for years
01:04:31 A little while ago, she told me
01:04:34 that I had to remarry
01:04:37 This woman today was my last chance.
01:04:40 Our last chance.
01:04:42 Ours?
01:04:45 When the money stops,
01:04:49 Some of you will perhaps
01:04:52 Some will be put into the care...
01:04:58 I don't know how many of you
01:05:08 I'm sorry to have failed you, children.
01:05:14 You deserve so much better.
01:05:21 - Do something.
01:05:25 Change what happened.
01:05:30 I cannot. These were your actions.
01:05:32 Simon promised that you would
01:05:36 What shall we do?
01:05:40 - You must undo it for yourselves.
01:05:44 Think.
01:05:47 You are very clever, children.
01:05:50 Think.
01:05:55 So, 'e was keen?
01:05:56 Oh, Letty, he was in
01:05:59 He couldn't keep his hands off me.
01:06:03 I said, "Shedric..." I mean, "Cedric,
01:06:07 "It's marriage or nothing.
01:06:10 "Some common...?"
01:06:12 - Tart?
01:06:15 No."Some common tart." You said...
01:06:17 Who's that knocking?
01:06:20 It might be him.
01:06:24 If you've come to fumble
01:06:28 Mrs Quickly, we're very
01:06:31 you had with our father.
01:06:33 Typical of a man, sending
01:06:35 to do the dirty work.
01:06:36 No. He doesn't know we're...
01:06:39 I mean, he very much wants to marry you.
01:06:42 I know what he wanted.
01:06:46 Wait. Father wasn't being rude.
01:06:50 He was protecting you from
01:06:53 - The toad in the teapot.
01:06:57 That was my idea! I mean, my fault.
01:07:00 I have no idea to what
01:07:03 Don't try to make excuses for him.
01:07:07 He's not. He's a good man.
01:07:11 If he doesn't marry,
01:07:14 We'll be thrown out onto the streets.
01:07:16 - Money? What money?
01:07:20 Lady Adelaide Stitch.
01:07:22 Lady? Ooh!
01:07:26 - Mr Brown.
01:07:28 - Your children have explained it all.
01:07:32 That their tricks during
01:07:34 of their motherless condition,
01:07:36 that they need a woman's presence
01:07:38 and that you could benefit
01:07:41 pathetic and lonely as you are.
01:07:43 And all it takes is one
01:07:52 Oh. Oh, y... er...yes, of course.
01:07:55 Erm...just give me...Yes.
01:07:58 - Mrs Quickly...
01:08:00 Yes, I mean Selma.
01:08:02 Would you do me the honour
01:08:09 - ..of becoming my...
01:08:12 - Exactly. Wife. That's the word.
01:08:22 Off you go now, dears.
01:08:25 Let Daddy have a little
01:08:29 with your new mummy.
01:08:34 A bit big for this nightie, aren't...
01:08:37 you, sweetheart? We'll
01:08:49 I'm sorry.
01:08:53 I should have told you.
01:08:56 If I'd discussed it with you before,
01:09:02 No, it was our fault.
01:09:07 We should have known you had
01:09:11 At least this way,
01:09:14 That's what matters most, isn't it? Hm?
01:09:17 I promise I'll never hide anything
01:09:21 I see you're more than capable
01:09:25 - Papa?
01:09:28 Do you think Mama still thinks about us
01:09:35 I'm sure she does.
01:09:39 I know she does.
01:09:46 Now, Chrissie,
01:09:52 # Tiptoe by
01:09:55 - # Where my babies lie...
01:09:58 # In your tiny silver shoon...
01:10:02 Lesson four?
01:10:05 To listen.
01:10:11 Well done.
01:10:13 # Will you watch over, please
01:10:18 # My wee ones
01:10:21 # My lambkins
01:10:25 # My sweet chick-a-chickadees
01:10:31 # Loola-bye, oh, loola-bye
01:10:38 # In your tiny silver shoon #
01:10:55 The big day.
01:10:58 Mr Brown. What's he really like?
01:11:01 No idea. Keen as mustard
01:11:03 Had to sort this out quick.
01:11:07 But he's easily controlled,
01:11:11 However will you manage them, Selma?
01:11:14 I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
01:11:17 I started off by giving
01:11:20 Oh, don't they look lovely?
01:11:24 Sebastian, your top button is undone.
01:11:27 Lily, you have a little hair caught
01:11:31 Your father will be down in a moment.
01:11:34 Now, that is an improvement.
01:11:39 I say, whatever your name is,
01:11:42 give me a second on my own
01:11:49 Now, my dears, there's going to be
01:11:56 I'm in charge of this household now
01:11:58 and while I'm in charge,
01:12:03 Do you hear? Behave.
01:12:06 Behave.
01:12:13 And we're not having any
01:12:16 all the way through my nice wedding.
01:12:18 Shut her up.
01:12:25 Naughty.
01:12:26 It's our mother's rattle. Give it back.
01:12:29 I'm your mother now.
01:12:36 Time to adapt.
01:12:47 Papa, Mrs Quickly...
01:12:49 Yoo-hoo, Cedric.
01:12:52 I realise the bride and groom
01:12:55 but you and I are old hands at this.
01:12:58 She's here! Lady Stitch!
01:13:02 Selma, there's footmen.
01:13:06 Oi, make way!
01:13:13 Where's the woman?
01:13:15 - Aunt Adelaide...
01:13:18 May I present my...fiancee,
01:13:21 Selma, this is Lady Stitch.
01:13:23 Your Ladyness. Welcome,
01:13:27 to our humble, nay, lowly festivities.
01:13:29 You shower glory upon us from above.
01:13:33 The very air about you shines with...
01:13:36 with...with aboveness.
01:13:41 A gracious welcome, I must say.
01:13:45 Here are the children
01:13:48 Well, that's the girls.
01:13:52 But, erm...anyway, you can see.
01:13:54 Oh, keep up, will you?
01:14:15 Who's that?
01:14:17 - It's a princess.
01:14:22 It's Evangeline.
01:14:28 Straight back. Remember your vowels.
01:14:33 May I present my adopted daughter,
01:14:42 What are we doing milling about
01:14:45 Sherry this instant.
01:14:48 Might I beg the honour of pouring
01:14:53 Delectable to see you again, madam.
01:14:56 Blinkin' hell!
01:15:00 And how nice to see the young people.
01:15:03 Welcome back, Evangeline.
01:15:08 I am most content.
01:15:12 You must be very happy
01:15:16 Oh, yes, I'm... I'm...
01:15:21 Of course. Good grief.
01:15:26 I am so glad.
01:15:28 Evangeline!
01:15:30 Pray excuse me.
01:15:35 Are you sure it's Evangeline?
01:15:39 Nonsense. She's always looked like that.
01:16:12 What can we do?
01:16:16 - Behave.
01:16:19 You must do as you're told.
01:16:21 - Behave.
01:16:24 Lesson number five, Simon.
01:16:37 Beehive.
01:16:39 Beehive?
01:16:40 Please be seated.
01:16:44 There isn't a beehive. What do you mean?
01:16:49 Dearly beloved, we are
01:16:54 in the sight of God
01:16:58 to join together this man and this woman
01:17:03 in holy matrimony,
01:17:06 which is an honourable estate
01:17:11 in the time of man's innocence...
01:17:16 ..and commended of St Paul...
01:17:19 ..to be honoured among all men.
01:17:22 Get off!
01:17:24 - And is therefore...
01:17:27 - .. not by any man to be enterprised...
01:17:31 .. nor taken in hand unadvisedly,
01:17:37 - There's one on your back!
01:17:41 It's the flowers on her dress!
01:17:45 - I hate bees. I'm allergic.
01:17:48 No, truly, I swell up.
01:17:51 They're trying to ruin...
01:17:52 my lovely wedding. Nasty,
01:17:55 Do something!
01:17:59 Cedric, look at me. Do you see any bees?
01:18:10 I said, look at me!
01:18:15 - Do you?
01:18:17 It's all right. I've
01:18:22 It's on me!
01:18:25 Lord love a duck! I'm
01:18:32 No, no, no, no, no...
01:18:37 Oh, my Lord. Your Higherness!
01:19:08 - Don't touch the cake!
01:19:12 - Not me good ones!
01:19:15 Attack!
01:19:19 Not the cake! Not the cake!
01:19:23 Right! I'll have the lot of you!
01:19:26 Simon, bowling practice.
01:19:57 Evangeline, where are your manners?
01:20:00 Sod my manners, you old trout.
01:20:02 This is the first fun I've had in weeks!
01:20:05 - Oh, Lord.
01:20:10 "Look at them, the
01:20:14 That's it! You dreadful, awful,
01:20:19 Take your hands off my children!
01:20:22 Cedric, it's over! I won't spend
01:20:26 and I don't care how much
01:20:29 Letty, the lambs!
01:20:36 - This dress is ruined!
01:20:38 A nice choice for a
01:20:42 I'm sorry. You gave me no time
01:20:45 As for your children, a lengthy spell...
01:20:48 in a corrective institution
01:20:51 And you, Evangeline, I can see...
01:20:53 that you are as wild
01:20:56 And proud to be. I love
01:20:59 which is more than you do.
01:21:01 Insolence!
01:21:03 I'd leave you here to rot,
01:21:04 but I gave my word
01:21:07 and I never, ever, break my word.
01:21:36 Wait, Aunt Adelaide! Wait!
01:21:39 You agreed. You gave your word
01:21:42 that if our father remarried this month,
01:21:45 I did.
01:21:46 So if he marries today,
01:21:50 - Oh, you're wasting my time!
01:21:52 No. No, I'm not.
01:21:56 - He will marry today.
01:21:59 - What?
01:22:00 What?
01:22:01 - Who?
01:22:14 Incest?
01:22:17 No! No, Aunt Adelaide.
01:22:21 - Not your sister?
01:22:24 Well, who is she, then?
01:22:30 I'm his scullery maid.
01:22:32 What?
01:22:34 Evangeline, do you love Papa?
01:22:39 Of course not. I know my place.
01:22:45 Yes.
01:22:53 Papa, do you love Evangeline?
01:22:55 What? That would be totally improper.
01:22:58 A thing like that
01:23:01 I mean, obviously...
01:23:08 Yes.
01:23:13 He's marrying the scullery maid?
01:23:16 Oh!
01:24:06 It's snowing!
01:24:08 Well, I never! Snow!
01:24:11 Snow in August!
01:24:33 I take it, then, Mr Brown,
01:24:36 that the young lady
01:24:40 Because the Church would have to take
01:24:45 No. What happened was my son Simon
01:24:49 Evangeline...
01:24:51 for the record,
01:24:52 whatever I may have
01:24:54 that whole "evil breed" moment,
01:24:57 most emphatically does not apply to you.
01:25:04 This way.
01:25:07 Jolly good. If I may then invite you all
01:25:13 Hallelujah.
01:25:14 Oh, Nanny McPhee... I'm so nervous.
01:25:19 Deep breaths.
01:25:22 I don't look much like a bride, do l?
01:25:26 You will.
01:26:19 How's the reading coming along?
01:26:21 It's much better.
01:26:24 But I still haven't got to the end
01:26:27 No need. You are the end of the story.
01:26:57 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together
01:27:01 to join together this man and this woman
01:27:05 in holy matrimony.
01:27:14 Make a loud noise and rejoice
01:27:17 and sing praise.
01:27:35 There is something...
01:27:36 you should understand
01:27:39 When you need me but do not want me,
01:27:44 When you want me but no longer need me,
01:27:48 then I have to go.
01:30:11 Yoo-hoo!
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