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Napoleon Dynamite
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What are you gonna do |
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Whatever I feel like |
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Your current event, Napoleon. |
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Last week, Japanese scientists "explaced"-- |
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placed explosive detonators |
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to blow Nessie |
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Sir Curt Godfrey |
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summoned the help of |
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to cast a protective spell over the lake |
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and all those who seek for |
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Yes. Yes. |
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Yes. Yes. |
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Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do |
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I told you. I spent it with my uncle |
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- Did you shoot any? |
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They kept tryin' to attack my cousins. What |
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- What kind of gun did you use? |
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You think you're funny? |
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But I didn't-- |
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Hey, could I use your guys's |
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- Is there anything wrong? |
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- Hi. |
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No, she's getting |
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- What do you need? |
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- I'm really busy right now. |
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- Why? |
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- Well, have you talked to the school nurse? |
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- Will you just come get me? |
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Well, will you do me |
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- What? |
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- No, Napoleon. |
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Just borrow some from the school nurse. |
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I'm not gonna use hers, |
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See ya. |
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Idiot! |
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David Dempke, please come to the office. |
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David Dempke, please come to the office. |
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- David Dempke. |
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This isn't that complex. |
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to the right and downstairs. |
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Hey, is that a new kid |
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Napoleon, this is Pedro. |
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Would you mind showing him |
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Sure. Come on. |
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You know, there's, like, |
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This one gang kept wanting me to join |
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Do you ride the bus |
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No. I ride my bike. |
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- What kind of bike do you have? |
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Dang! |
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You got shocks, pegs. |
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Lucky! |
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You ever take it off |
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You got, like, |
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Can I try it really quick? |
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Dang it! |
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I love the way... |
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your sandy hair... |
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floats in the air. |
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To me it's like a lullaby. |
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I'm just flying by, |
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like a kite |
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How was school? |
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The worst day of my life. |
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- Well, I want you to go see |
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Kip hasn't done |
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Look, tonight me and your-- |
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What? |
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Tonight me and your aunt are |
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and we're not gonna |
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We're gettin' low on steak, so I got Lyle |
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- Well, what's there to eat? |
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Make yourself a dang |
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Fine! |
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I'll be back tomorrow. |
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Stay home and eat all |
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Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been |
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Besides, we both know |
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Since when, Kip? |
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- Try and hit me, Napoleon. |
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I said come down here and see |
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Such an idiot. |
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Let me see what |
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I'll go get it. |
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Geez! |
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Um, hello. |
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Would you like to |
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This is a girl. |
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Because for |
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glamour shots by Deb |
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I already get my hair cut |
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Well, maybe you'd be interested |
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I'm Rex... |
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founder of the Rex Kwon Do |
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After one week with me in my dojo, |
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with the strength |
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the reflexes of a puma... |
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and the wisdom of a man. |
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Come down today |
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In here we have |
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A must-have for |
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I already made, like, infinity |
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Well, is anyone else here? |
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I'm trying to earn money |
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Your mom goes to college. |
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Let's bring in that-- |
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Tina, you fat lard. |
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Tina, eat. |
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Eat the food! |
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It'd be nice if you could |
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My name is Rex, and if you study |
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you will learn a system |
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that I developed over two seasons |
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It's called Rex Kwon Do! |
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I need a volunteer. |
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Okay, you'll do. |
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Bow to your sensei. |
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Okay. |
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Now, I'm gonna give you |
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One chance, people. |
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All right. |
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Now, watch this, everybody. |
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Grab my arm. |
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My other arm. |
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Now watch this. I'm just gonna break |
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Break the wrist, walk away. |
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- Geez! |
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It's just that simple. |
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Come on. Kick me. |
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Okay, do it again. |
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Do it again. |
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- Ouch. |
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Have a seat. |
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Now, in addition to |
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if you study with my eight-week program, |
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First off... |
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Rex Kwon Do, |
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No more flyin' solo. You need somebody |
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Second off, you're gonna learn |
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Do you think I got |
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because I dress like |
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Take a look at what |
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Do you think anybody wants |
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while I'm wearin' |
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Forget about it. |
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my students will learn |
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Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure |
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Forget about it! |
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Now, for only $300, |
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for my eight-week program. |
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Well, that place |
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Hey, Lyle. |
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Nothin' on here works smooth. |
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So me and you are pretty much |
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Yes. |
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So, you got my back |
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What? |
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Never mind. |
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- Have you heard about the dance? |
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Have you met anyone to ask yet? |
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No. But I probably will |
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Who you gonna ask? |
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That girl over there. |
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She braided my hair one time-- |
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Summer Wheatly? How the heck |
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Build her a cake |
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Yeah, my old girlfriend |
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was gonna fly out here |
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but she couldn't 'cause she's doing |
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Is she hot? |
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See for yourself. |
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Wow. |
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Yeah, I took her to the mall to get |
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- I like her bangs. |
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How long did it take you |
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A couple of days. |
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I wish I could grow one. |
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Are you gonna eat your Tots? |
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No. |
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Can I have 'em? |
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You see that girl |
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She came over to my house |
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- Why? |
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but she left all this crap |
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She's pretty good-looking. |
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Do you dare me |
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Sure. |
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I see you're drinking one-percent. |
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'Cause you're not. You could be |
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Well, I have all |
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You should probably come get it 'cause |
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Where's your locker? |
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Hey, can I have |
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Whoo! |
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Whoo! Whoo! |
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Hello? |
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Napoleon, give me |
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- No, go find your own. |
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No. I'm freakin' starved. |
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G-- |
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Gross. |
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Freakin' idiot! |
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Tina, come get some ham. |
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What are you doing here, |
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Your grandma took a little spill at |
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What? Since when |
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Looks like there's a lot |
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- So, when's Grandma coming back? |
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Not sure. |
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You don't have to stay here |
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Talk to your Auntie Caroline. |
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Well, Kip is, like, |
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I don't mind |
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Oh. Thanks, Kip. |
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What the flip was Grandma |
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She was on a date... |
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Boyfriend? |
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Hey, you guys |
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So, what do you think? |
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- It's pretty cool, I guess. |
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Man, I wish I could |
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I'd take state. |
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This is pretty much |
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Napoleon, like anyone |
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You know what, Napoleon? |
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You guys are retarded. |
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Hah! |
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Hey, check that out. |
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So, you and Tammy |
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No. Not really. |
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- Why is that? |
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she's jealous. |
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Says I'm livin' |
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Well, I dumped her. |
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What about your girlfriend? |
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Well, things are gettin' |
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I mean, we chat online for, |
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so I guess you could say |
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I'm just really tryin' to raise a few bucks right |
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Yep. Well, what's she look like? |
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She's, uh-- |
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She's, uh, pretty-look-- |
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pretty good-looking |
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I'm just gettin' really-- |
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because, I mean, she hasn't even |
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Hey, you know... |
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I got a little project... |
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that we might be able to |
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Really? That sounds pretty good. |
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Have you ever heard of |
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Go for it. |
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Back in '82, I used to be able |
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- Are you serious? |
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Watch this. |
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What the heck |
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That's what I'm talkin' about. |
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I better go. |
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How much you want to make a bet I can |
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Yeah. If coach would've put me |
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we'd have been |
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No doubt in my mind. |
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You better believe things |
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I'd have gone pro... |
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I'd be makin' |
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livin' in a... |
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You know, soakin' it up |
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Kip... |
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Kip... |
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I reckon you know |
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Y-You ever come across |
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Easy. |
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I've already |
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Right on. |
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Right on. |
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Is Pedro here today? |
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I don't think so. Why? |
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Just wondering. |
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Can you, uh, |
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Okay. |
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Hey, Summer, |
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Mm-mmm. |
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Ow. God. |
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- What are you drawing? |
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What's a liger? |
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It's pretty much |
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It's like a lion |
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Bred for |
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Hmm. |
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Where's your friend? |
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I don't know. |
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No. |
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Neither did I. |
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- Do you need a ride? |
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I missed the bus today, |
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Oh. |
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See ya. |
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Right. I-- I think... |
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just a little bit east of the cemetery |
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We should do it there. Don't go down here, |
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So, how long are we talkin' about workin'? |
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What are you-- |
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No. I just-- |
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I gotta be back here by then. |
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- All right, you just start a little earlier. That's all. |
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Or else work afterwards. |
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Geez, sometimes up to |
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Maybe not. |
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You-- You pay the bills |
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Does that cost money every time |
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Yeah. Grandma's still |
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She gets kind of pissed at me |
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I'll bet she does. |
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- Bueno. |
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- Who's this? |
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- Who? |
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- I'm one of Pedro's best friends. |
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Yes. Is Pedro there? |
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No, he's not here |
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Okay, bye. |
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See, Crystal Street. |
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I'm goin' to Adams Park. |
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What? |
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Let's go, Kipper. |
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- someplace a little more private. |
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Please. Please. Be good to me. |
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Please, keep going. |
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Yes! |
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Before we get started on our new project, |
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First off, I'm concerned about |
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I mean, do you-- you got a car |
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Well, that's the problem |
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At the moment, |
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You can borrow my van for the time being. |
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We also need some way to make us |
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How about some gold bracelets? |
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We need, like, |
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with our picture on it, |
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I mean, we gotta |
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That's true. That's true. |
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Say, you know of a-- a place |
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like a-- a photo store? |
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Okay. |
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Turn your head |
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Now, make a fist... |
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and slowly ease it up |
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- This is looking really good. |
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Okay, hold still right there. |
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Now, just imagine |
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You're in the middle |
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surrounded by |
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That was the one. I think |
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Uh, you did it? |
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Wow. Wow, that felt |
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Thanks, Deb. |
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You're up, Kip. |
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Is there some kind of vest |
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- Where have you been? |
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Has Summer said |
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No, not yet. |
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Well, she said no. |
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She did? |
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- Well, what about that other girl? |
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- The one that left all that crap on your porch. |
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- Yes, her. |
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- Well, I asked her out too. |
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Well, nobody's gonna |
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- Have you asked anybody yet? |
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- I don't even have any good skills. |
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You know, like... |
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nunchaku skills, |
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computer hacking skills. |
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Girls only want boyfriends |
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Aren't you pretty good |
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animals and warriors and stuff? |
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Yes. |
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Probably the best |
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Just draw a picture of the girl |
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and give it to her |
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That's a pretty good idea. |
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Now, if you invest |
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I'm gonna throw in |
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So, what's the gift? |
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I bet you folks |
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I want that. |
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You see, this ain't |
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These are some serious |
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So, if we purchase |
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the mini sailboat |
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That's correct, sir. |
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Lance, you look like |
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Why don't you see if you can |
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Don't hurt yourself now. |
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I can't do it. |
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Can't. |
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So, uh... |
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how does the "dealio" |
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Dang it. |
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- Is Trisha here? |
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- She's at a friend's house right now. |
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- Napoleon's my nephew. |
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Could you just give this |
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- I certainly could. |
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Bye-bye. |
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Poor kid. I've been takin' care of him |
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He still wets the bed |
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You're kidding. |
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Yeah, he's a tender little guy. |
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Anyway, uh... |
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so we still feelin' pretty good about this, |
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- Ow! |
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Napoleon, let go of me! |
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Fine. |
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What the heck |
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Tryin' to ruin my life |
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I'm out makin' some |
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Geez, I think |
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- I did? |
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A little bit. |
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Hey, Kip. |
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I wish you wouldn't |
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I wish you'd get out of my life |
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I'm gonna tell you somethin'. While you're playin' |
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your Uncle Rico... |
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I could make that much money |
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Geez. Yeah, right, Napoleon. |
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Napoleon, it looks like |
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So why don't you |
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Why don't you go eat |
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There's a lot more where this came from... |
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if you go to the dance with me. |
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Yours truly, Napoleon Dynamite. |
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You know you're gonna |
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By noon I need them 8,000 hens |
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Sometimes they don't |
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But you give 'em a good shakin', |
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Do the chickens have |
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- Do they have what? |
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I don't understand |
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Okay, you meet me back here |
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we'll have a little lunch |
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Ew! |
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Well, dig in. |
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Over there, in that pigpen... |
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I found a couple |
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Can't find my checkbook. |
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Six dollars. |
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That's, like, a dollar |
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Hello? |
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- Hi. Is Napoleon there? |
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- Can I talk to him? |
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Oh. |
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Napoleon, this is Trisha. |
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I'm just calling |
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I can go to the dance |
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And also... |
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I wanted to thank you |
| 00:43:24 |
- It's hanging in my bedroom. |
| 00:43:27 |
Took me, like, three hours |
| 00:43:30 |
It's probably the best drawing |
| 00:43:33 |
Yeah, it's really... |
| 00:43:36 |
Yeah, well, I'll probably |
| 00:43:39 |
- Is that okay? |
| 00:43:43 |
Okay, bye. |
| 00:43:45 |
Bye. |
| 00:43:55 |
- Who was that? |
| 00:43:58 |
- Who's she? |
| 00:44:01 |
- You draw her a picture? |
| 00:44:05 |
Well, what are you going to wear to the dance? |
| 00:44:09 |
Just, like, a silk shirt |
| 00:44:11 |
- What are you gonna wear? |
| 00:44:14 |
But you should probably |
| 00:44:21 |
Pedro, how do you feel |
| 00:44:25 |
It looks nice. |
| 00:44:27 |
Yeah. It looks |
| 00:44:29 |
It looks awesome. |
| 00:44:31 |
That suit, it's-- |
| 00:45:16 |
I need you to give me a ride |
| 00:45:18 |
Where to? |
| 00:45:20 |
The dance. |
| 00:45:23 |
- You takin' my client's daughter? |
| 00:45:25 |
We need to pick her up too. |
| 00:45:27 |
Well, Uncle Rico's got a sale |
| 00:45:33 |
Can't you take me and then |
| 00:45:54 |
Well, I'll be back |
| 00:45:56 |
Don't disturb me |
| 00:45:59 |
Well, hurry up, |
| 00:46:22 |
Hi. I got your 24-piece set |
| 00:48:19 |
So you guys are, like, |
| 00:48:23 |
Simón. |
| 00:48:36 |
Is Trisha here? |
| 00:48:39 |
Who's that in my driveway? |
| 00:48:45 |
That's my ride. |
| 00:49:49 |
Do you wanna go over by my friend Pedro |
| 00:51:03 |
Napoleon. |
| 00:51:05 |
When did you get here? |
| 00:51:08 |
Just a couple minutes ago. |
| 00:51:10 |
Have you guys |
| 00:51:13 |
No. |
| 00:51:15 |
Oh. |
| 00:51:17 |
She probably |
| 00:51:22 |
Are you guys having |
| 00:51:25 |
Yes. |
| 00:51:39 |
If you can't find Trisha, I'll let you |
| 00:51:53 |
I like your sleeves. |
| 00:51:57 |
Thank you. |
| 00:51:59 |
I made them myself. |
| 00:52:05 |
So you and Pedro are getting |
| 00:52:08 |
No. |
| 00:52:10 |
We're just friends. |
| 00:52:12 |
Huh. |
| 00:52:18 |
How your glamour shots |
| 00:52:21 |
Pretty good. |
| 00:52:26 |
I could do |
| 00:52:30 |
if you wanted to come over. |
| 00:52:34 |
Okay. |
| 00:53:25 |
Do you think people |
| 00:53:28 |
Heck, yes. |
| 00:53:30 |
Like, what are my skills? |
| 00:53:33 |
Well, you have a sweet bike... |
| 00:53:35 |
and you're really good |
| 00:53:39 |
Plus you're, like, the only guy at school |
| 00:53:42 |
That's true. |
| 00:53:44 |
If you need to use any of my skills, |
| 00:53:48 |
Thanks. |
| 00:53:50 |
If I win, you can be |
| 00:53:53 |
Sweet! Plus I could be |
| 00:53:57 |
Or, like, Secret Service captain |
| 00:54:02 |
Okay. |
| 00:54:11 |
Is that yours? |
| 00:54:13 |
Don't touch it. |
| 00:54:15 |
What's it for? |
| 00:54:20 |
It's a time machine, Napoleon. |
| 00:54:25 |
- Yeah, right. |
| 00:54:29 |
Have you guys tried it yet? |
| 00:54:31 |
No. |
| 00:54:54 |
- So, are you ready? |
| 00:54:57 |
I forgot |
| 00:55:03 |
Okay, turn it on. |
| 00:55:06 |
Kill-- |
| 00:55:09 |
the pow-- |
| 00:55:11 |
Kill-- |
| 00:55:13 |
Turn it off! Turn it off! |
| 00:55:18 |
It's a piece of crap. It doesn't work. |
| 00:55:21 |
Well, I could've told you that. |
| 00:55:37 |
I-I said the 12 pack, |
| 00:55:41 |
You're just gonna have |
| 00:55:43 |
Shut up. Say it so the whole world can hear. |
| 00:55:45 |
Well, put it back. |
| 00:55:54 |
Napoleon, you know |
| 00:55:57 |
You think money grows on trees in this family? |
| 00:56:01 |
Get some Pampers for you |
| 00:56:07 |
We can use a little of this. |
| 00:56:10 |
We can use those. |
| 00:56:23 |
The defect in that one |
| 00:56:29 |
- That's correct. |
| 00:56:44 |
This tastes like the cow |
| 00:56:49 |
- Correct. |
| 00:56:54 |
They're pretty good except |
| 00:56:59 |
That little guy right there, |
| 00:57:04 |
A good dairy cow |
| 00:57:06 |
Well done. |
| 00:57:10 |
- Vote for Summer. |
| 00:57:12 |
Vote for Summer. Thanks. |
| 00:57:15 |
Yeah. |
| 00:57:20 |
Hi. Vote for Summer. |
| 00:57:22 |
Hi, ladies. Vote for Summer. |
| 00:57:28 |
- Do you think it's kinda warm in here? |
| 00:57:34 |
I think it's-- They have the heater on |
| 00:57:37 |
It seems pretty good to me. |
| 00:57:40 |
You don't feel like your head |
| 00:57:44 |
No. |
| 00:57:47 |
I'm gonna go home |
| 00:57:49 |
Okay. See ya. |
| 00:58:01 |
- Vote for Summer. |
| 00:58:03 |
- I'm not votin' for her. |
| 00:58:06 |
I'm votin' for Pedro Sanchez. |
| 00:58:11 |
Hey, Don, can I have |
| 00:58:25 |
Hey. Vote for Summer. |
| 00:58:28 |
Hi. Vote for Summer. |
| 00:58:32 |
So, that guy in Florida |
| 00:58:35 |
Oh, I wrote him an e-mail, |
| 00:58:39 |
if I don't get a refund in full. |
| 00:58:42 |
Don't you ever wish you could go back... |
| 00:58:46 |
with all the knowledge |
| 00:58:49 |
I guess so. |
| 00:58:51 |
Well, I'll tell you somethin' right now. |
| 00:58:55 |
- I've already got a soul mate. |
| 00:58:58 |
- Lafawnduh. |
| 00:59:02 |
- How's she doin'? |
| 00:59:06 |
She's flyin' out from Detroit |
| 00:59:09 |
Well, what about work? Well, haven't-- |
| 00:59:13 |
- Yes. |
| 00:59:17 |
Basically. |
| 00:59:20 |
Why don't you sell some |
| 00:59:22 |
You might as well do somethin' |
| 00:59:25 |
Because she doesn't need any. |
| 00:59:33 |
Hey. I did some drawings |
| 00:59:36 |
Thanks. |
| 00:59:39 |
Why do you got |
| 00:59:41 |
Well, when I came home from school, |
| 00:59:47 |
So I drank some cold water, |
| 00:59:52 |
So I laid in the bathtub |
| 00:59:54 |
but then I realized that it was my hair |
| 00:59:59 |
So I went into my kitchen, |
| 01:00:04 |
I don't want anyone to see. |
| 01:00:07 |
I know what you mean. |
| 01:00:12 |
There's just so many options. |
| 01:00:18 |
That one's good. |
| 01:00:24 |
You know, you're right. |
| 01:00:33 |
Sorry. |
| 01:00:39 |
I think this matches |
| 01:00:41 |
Thank you. |
| 01:01:17 |
- Vote for Pedro. |
| 01:01:20 |
- Vote for Pedro. |
| 01:01:22 |
- Vote for me. |
| 01:01:24 |
- Vote for Pedro. |
| 01:01:26 |
- Vote for Pedro. |
| 01:01:29 |
- Vote for Pedro. Vote for Pedro. |
| 01:01:36 |
Hey, give me 50 cents |
| 01:01:38 |
- I don't have any, Randy. |
| 01:01:40 |
I don't have-- |
| 01:01:44 |
- Don't. Stop. Stop. |
| 01:01:48 |
Don't. Ow. |
| 01:01:50 |
Here. Here. |
| 01:02:05 |
- How's your neck? |
| 01:02:09 |
That's too bad. |
| 01:02:13 |
Pedro offers you his protection. |
| 01:02:24 |
- Hey, let me borrow your bike. |
| 01:02:26 |
- Come on. I'll give you some chips. |
| 01:03:28 |
Like a wash, and then you blow-dry it |
| 01:03:31 |
Yeah. It's so cool. |
| 01:03:38 |
Hey, you Trisha? |
| 01:03:40 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:03:43 |
I'm a friend of your mom's. |
| 01:03:49 |
- Oh. Yeah. |
| 01:03:54 |
Could you give your mom |
| 01:03:56 |
and tell 'em to hand 'em out |
| 01:03:59 |
'Kay. |
| 01:04:01 |
You girls give me a call |
| 01:04:14 |
Have a nice day. |
| 01:06:14 |
Why the heck you throwin' |
| 01:06:18 |
Everybody at school thinks |
| 01:06:22 |
You're gonna clean my van... right now. |
| 01:06:25 |
Get off of me, you "bodaggit." |
| 01:06:43 |
Higher. No, no, higher. |
| 01:06:48 |
Yeah! |
| 01:06:52 |
Yeah. Hit it! |
| 01:07:00 |
Dang. |
| 01:07:32 |
Look, Pedro. I don't know |
| 01:07:37 |
but here in Idaho we have |
| 01:07:40 |
Understand? |
| 01:07:43 |
Smashing in the face of a piñata |
| 01:07:47 |
is a disgrace to you, me |
| 01:08:06 |
Welcome to D-Qwon's Dance Grooves. |
| 01:08:09 |
- Yes. |
| 01:08:24 |
Are you disqualified? |
| 01:08:28 |
No. They just made me take down |
| 01:08:33 |
Can you still |
| 01:08:37 |
Yes. |
| 01:08:40 |
I don't understand. |
| 01:08:43 |
He say... you're not allowed to smash piñatas |
| 01:08:50 |
But we do it in Mexico |
| 01:08:55 |
Your hair looked great today. |
| 01:08:59 |
Thank you. |
| 01:09:02 |
All right. |
| 01:09:20 |
Who are you? |
| 01:09:22 |
- I'm Lafawnduh. |
| 01:09:27 |
I'm waiting for Kip. |
| 01:09:30 |
- Kip? |
| 01:09:36 |
- I been practicing. |
| 01:09:39 |
- Practicing what? |
| 01:09:44 |
You like dancing? |
| 01:09:49 |
My chores are done. |
| 01:09:51 |
- So, you ready, Lafawnduh? |
| 01:09:53 |
Sorry, Napoleon. We're just runnin' |
| 01:09:56 |
- Tell Uncle Rico not to wait up for me. |
| 01:09:59 |
You might like that. |
| 01:10:02 |
I'll be waitin' outside |
| 01:10:07 |
Bye, Napoleon. |
| 01:10:09 |
See ya. |
| 01:10:13 |
Lafawnduh is the best thing |
| 01:10:17 |
I'm a hundred percent positive |
| 01:10:20 |
Napoleon, I'm sure there's |
| 01:10:27 |
Peace out. |
| 01:10:31 |
See ya. |
| 01:10:52 |
Is this what you |
| 01:10:54 |
Nah, I was thinkin' of somethin' |
| 01:10:59 |
Hmm. Well... |
| 01:11:02 |
I have a nice, soft pink sheet |
| 01:11:05 |
and I could wrap you in some foam or... |
| 01:11:12 |
Yeah, billowy's good. |
| 01:11:17 |
It'd be really nice... |
| 01:11:19 |
if I could get |
| 01:11:21 |
I could hang some tinsel |
| 01:11:26 |
You know, Deborah, |
| 01:11:31 |
Such a soft face should be |
| 01:11:36 |
soft body. |
| 01:11:39 |
Mr. Rico? |
| 01:11:42 |
My friends and clients, |
| 01:11:49 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:11:51 |
Shh. Don't say another word. |
| 01:11:55 |
Napoleon told me |
| 01:12:04 |
Napoleon? |
| 01:12:06 |
You stop wishin', |
| 01:12:42 |
- Hello? |
| 01:12:44 |
- Yeah. Who's this? |
| 01:12:47 |
and I'm calling to let you know |
| 01:12:49 |
- What the heck are you even talkin' about? |
| 01:12:52 |
Your Uncle Rico made it very |
| 01:12:55 |
What? |
| 01:12:56 |
I don't need herbal enhancers |
| 01:12:59 |
And if you're so concerned about that, |
| 01:13:13 |
Right on. |
| 01:13:16 |
Grandma just called and said |
| 01:13:19 |
- She didn't tell me anything. |
| 01:13:22 |
when she gets back because you've been ruining |
| 01:13:26 |
- I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon. |
| 01:13:29 |
It's a free country. |
| 01:13:32 |
Get off my property, |
| 01:13:36 |
Well, then do it. |
| 01:13:38 |
Maybe I will. Gosh! |
| 01:13:57 |
- Hello? |
| 01:13:59 |
- How's it goin'? |
| 01:14:01 |
Deb just called me. |
| 01:14:04 |
- Why? |
| 01:14:07 |
Do you have anything |
| 01:14:10 |
No, not unless |
| 01:14:15 |
- Are you still gonna give your speech tomorrow? |
| 01:14:19 |
- Do you already know what you're gonna say? |
| 01:14:22 |
but not all of it. |
| 01:14:24 |
Just tell 'em that... |
| 01:14:28 |
their wildest dreams will come true |
| 01:14:32 |
I'll see you tomorrow, Pedro. |
| 01:14:53 |
Dang it! |
| 01:14:55 |
What do you think |
| 01:15:40 |
Now, if you look right here, |
| 01:15:47 |
Would you like to read |
| 01:15:49 |
Sure. Um... |
| 01:15:51 |
"After using Bust Must Plus, |
| 01:15:57 |
I don't feel comfortable |
| 01:16:00 |
Oh, that's fine. |
| 01:16:03 |
But do you feel |
| 01:16:12 |
You could be... |
| 01:16:14 |
somewhere around, uh... |
| 01:16:18 |
here. |
| 01:16:24 |
Come here, boy! |
| 01:16:40 |
Well, I never thought |
| 01:16:44 |
I would be a great |
| 01:16:46 |
I promise to put two new pop machines |
| 01:16:49 |
I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonnebell |
| 01:16:53 |
Oh, we're gonna get |
| 01:16:56 |
Anyway, I think I'd be |
| 01:16:59 |
who wants to eat |
| 01:17:01 |
Not me. See, with me, |
| 01:17:07 |
Vote for Summer. |
| 01:17:19 |
And now Summer will perform her skit with |
| 01:17:26 |
Your speech is up next. |
| 01:17:30 |
- A skit? |
| 01:17:35 |
What? |
| 01:17:37 |
Why didn't anybody tell us about this? |
| 01:18:39 |
I don't want to be president anyway. |
| 01:18:44 |
Pedro, just listen |
| 01:18:47 |
That's what I do. |
| 01:18:50 |
I'll just tell them that |
| 01:19:11 |
Hello. |
| 01:19:15 |
I don't have much to say. |
| 01:19:17 |
But I think it would be good to have |
| 01:19:21 |
to guard the hallway |
| 01:19:25 |
El Santo Niño de Atocha is a good one. |
| 01:19:31 |
And... |
| 01:19:33 |
we have a great F.F.A. schedule lined up-- |
| 01:19:37 |
and I'd like to see |
| 01:19:43 |
If you vote for me, |
| 01:19:50 |
Thank you. |
| 01:20:11 |
Up next, I hope you'll enjoy |
| 01:24:21 |
Oh. |
| 01:25:41 |
I caught you a delicious bass. |
| 01:25:48 |
You wanna play me? |
| 01:29:45 |
I, uh, would like to |
| 01:29:49 |
And a fella give |
| 01:29:53 |
He said, |
| 01:29:56 |
"if you go outside and take, |
| 01:30:01 |
"you'll calm down and then you can |
| 01:30:06 |
"And you'll find |
| 01:30:08 |
All that fresh air and exercise |
| 01:30:14 |
Is there anything else |
| 01:30:22 |
Pedro. |
| 01:30:26 |
- Where the heck's Napoleon? |
| 01:30:30 |
Lafawnduh Lucas, do you take |
| 01:30:36 |
to be your lawful |
| 01:30:39 |
to honor in sickness and health |
| 01:30:44 |
I do. |
| 01:30:48 |
Kipland Ronald Dynamite... |
| 01:30:51 |
do you take Lafawnduh Lucas |
| 01:30:56 |
in sickness and health |
| 01:31:00 |
You know I do. |
| 01:31:04 |
By the authority vested in me, |
| 01:31:09 |
You may kiss the bride. |
| 01:33:33 |
Sorry I'm late. |
| 01:33:35 |
I just got done taming a wild |
| 01:33:38 |
Hmm. |
| 01:33:42 |
Hey, Deb, can you take a photo of me |
| 01:33:45 |
Sure. |
| 01:33:50 |
Thanks. |
| 01:34:08 |
I hope your guys's experiences |
| 01:34:12 |
Hmm. |
| 01:34:15 |
Lookee, lookee. |
| 01:34:35 |
Lucky. |
