National Geographic The Savage Garden

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00:00:07 Sir Francis Bacon wrote,
00:00:12 and indeed it is
00:00:21 "Cultivators of the earth,"
00:00:25 are the most valuable citizens.
00:00:27 They are the most vigorous,
00:00:29 the most independent,
00:00:37 Or, as my aunt Mildred said,
00:00:39 Never throw meat in the compost pile.
00:00:43 Hi, I'm Leslie Nielsen.
00:00:48 I'm sure it's a lot like yours
00:00:55 Time to wake up and smell the roses.
00:00:58 The backyard is a killing field.
00:01:00 It's a realm of stalkers...
00:01:03 serial killers...
00:01:08 aerial combat...
00:01:11 venom...
00:01:14 death.
00:01:18 So, if you're looking
00:01:20 stay away from the...
00:01:22 savage garden.
00:02:26 A garden is a little slice of nature
00:02:31 You see: A raked lawn.
00:02:37 Perfect rows of vegetables.
00:02:40 Voltaire once wrote,
00:02:45 We must cultivate our garden.
00:02:47 Well, they're both wrong.
00:02:51 Pruning, planting,
00:02:55 It's all beside the point!
00:02:57 Because the place cannot be controlled
00:02:58 So give it up!
00:03:03 Ask not what you
00:03:06 Ask what your garden can do for you.
00:03:09 Because with the right approach,
00:03:14 But you need the
00:03:16 A famous gardener once said,
00:03:19 I like to watch.
00:03:21 Because when you're "gardening,"
00:03:24 And you're missing
00:03:26 wildness of a place
00:03:29 And I don't mean the mall.
00:03:31 Now this may come as a surprise,
00:03:37 But I came face-to-face
00:03:39 and I was forced to open my eyes.
00:03:41 What I discovered wasn't always pretty
00:03:47 Let me tell how it happened.
00:03:49 It began about a year ago.
00:03:51 I felt like a
00:03:54 I ran a tight ship.
00:04:04 Still, the vegetable
00:04:08 always about a month
00:04:22 Every day, until my tomatoes were ripe
00:04:34 I felt like a maestro,
00:04:39 And we made beautiful
00:04:45 I never suspected that even among
00:04:48 a trespasser ran amok.
00:04:51 It was a shrew.
00:04:54 This ravenous pipsqueak needs to eat
00:05:00 For his size, he's one of the fiercest
00:05:05 But a year ago,
00:05:08 My mind was in the mulch.
00:05:10 I was too busy
00:05:14 I don't like to brag,
00:05:26 Now all the while, this little fellow
00:05:30 had the run of the place.
00:06:02 Like it or not, shrews are among the
00:06:08 They love to dig around for worms
00:06:13 They work day and night,
00:06:15 then napping the next.
00:06:17 That's a schedule I could settle into.
00:06:21 Shrews operate at such a furious pace
00:06:23 that just missing a meal
00:06:27 When they're on the go,
00:06:30 Under stress, their hearts beat
00:06:36 like mine during my last audit.
00:06:42 It's safe to say that no perfume maker
00:06:46 Glands on their bellies
00:06:49 Only a predator with a
00:06:55 The garter snake is
00:07:08 He's one of the backyard's
00:07:10 at home in the water
00:07:15 He tastes the air with his tongue
00:07:28 Following the trail,
00:07:30 His weapon: a steel-trap jaw.
00:07:34 A fight is coming, but my little
00:07:43 Predicting a winner might be hard.
00:07:45 The snake has no venom,
00:07:51 The short-tailed shrew is the only
00:07:54 with a poisonous bite,
00:08:00 In this fight, the first bite wins.
00:08:05 The shrew strikes for the neck.
00:08:20 His cobralike venom quickly starts to
00:08:27 Muscles go slack, breathing slows.
00:08:30 Paralysis would soon set in
00:08:39 The snake has been vanquished
00:08:43 there is no taming of.
00:08:48 What a place my garden was!
00:08:50 I'd reached for the suburbs
00:08:55 Something awful seemed
00:09:04 This beetle is emerging
00:09:11 She's an acorn weevil
00:09:13 a subversive devil about
00:09:19 I felt like her goal in life
00:09:43 As soon as she dries off her wings
00:09:47 off she'll go... gunning for my acorns.
00:09:51 But I didn't know
00:09:53 I had other fish to fry,
00:09:58 Of course, now I know...
00:10:01 I didn't even have control
00:10:06 Just below me,
00:10:10 This forbidding insect seems
00:10:20 But don't sell her short.
00:10:22 The female cleans each egg to
00:10:27 Otherwise she might lose
00:10:35 Earwigs like to hang out in warm,
00:10:37 But that bit about hiding
00:10:40 Just a tired, old myth.
00:10:42 I hope.
00:10:48 A terrible threat approaches...
00:10:57 The earwig nest is about to be slimed.
00:11:06 There's nothing a
00:11:11 A hungry thrush spots the snail.
00:11:19 Her next meal will be escargot.
00:11:24 Remove the snail
00:11:28 Then tenderize by pounding on a rock.
00:11:36 The footage you are about
00:11:39 that may be disturbing
00:11:42 Now if you can't stand the heat,
00:11:48 Speaking of the heat,
00:11:54 These South American invaders
00:11:57 They run an efficient operation.
00:11:59 A quarter-million ants
00:12:01 that's one extended family,
00:12:03 can get by on two meals a day.
00:12:11 Here's the appetizer.
00:12:13 And now for the main course.
00:12:22 An ant attacks.
00:12:27 The dragonfly shakes a leg.
00:12:30 Reinforcements are quick to arrive.
00:12:35 The dragonfly makes a desperate move.
00:12:38 It's too late.
00:12:40 Again and again,
00:12:42 the dragonfly is stung
00:12:45 It's death by a thousand fiery jabs.
00:12:48 And I thought paparazzi were bad!
00:12:57 Piece by piece,
00:13:00 like a scene out of Gulliver's Travels
00:13:02 Make that Reservoir Dogs.
00:13:07 For the ants,
00:13:12 Decapitation is the final insult.
00:13:21 Some say the world
00:13:24 For the dragonfly, it just did.
00:13:32 I thought the garden was mine,
00:13:34 but in fact, creatures
00:13:37 My yard was divided into warring camps!
00:13:40 Each shrew controls its own patch.
00:13:43 And being some of nature's crankiest
00:13:48 My little shrew's neighbor is sleeping
00:13:51 just over the scent marked border
00:14:06 But while these little fellows have
00:14:09 they have poor vision and can
00:14:15 It's usually a nasty surprise for both.
00:14:23 The winner of this battle may gain
00:14:25 The loser may end up as lunch.
00:14:30 They move faster
00:14:39 It's extreme wrestling on a tiny scale
00:14:50 Time out while they play
00:14:55 Now back to the action.
00:15:09 No one knows if shrews
00:15:11 But if they're not,
00:15:21 A battle can last over half an hour,
00:15:23 but my little shrew settles this
00:15:30 No turf will change hands today.
00:15:32 And both scurry back to their homes.
00:15:37 I used to do
00:15:39 I felt it was my territory,
00:15:43 Sure I had big weapons.
00:15:45 But I was starting to
00:15:50 Something was bothering me.
00:15:53 I couldn't put my finger on it.
00:15:59 Black widows were living in my shed.
00:16:06 The male is outweighed
00:16:17 He approaches,
00:16:21 and to avoid her lethal bite.
00:16:24 If we could understand
00:16:28 Please baby, please baby,
00:16:41 So far, so good.
00:16:45 I mean, by palp.
00:16:53 Part of the limb may snap off
00:16:58 Ah love, For this glorious moment,
00:17:03 he's ready to give an arm and a leg.
00:17:12 Now the female lays her eggs.
00:17:30 She secures over
00:17:36 Not one to put all
00:17:38 she'll eventually spin about five.
00:17:44 In only two weeks,
00:17:46 a thousand new spiderlings
00:17:53 Black widows may have
00:17:56 but I was more worried
00:18:02 I was prepared to fight the good fight
00:18:05 with chemical warfare.
00:18:15 As I was saying,
00:18:16 I had no idea the enemy
00:18:19 It was bad enough outside.
00:18:32 My stems were being sucked!
00:18:34 My leaves lacerated!
00:18:52 It was more than a man could bear!
00:18:55 Who could blame me
00:19:04 Smells like... victory.
00:19:10 But I was no winner.
00:19:12 My insecticide, long expired,
00:19:15 had all the kick of a Shirley Temple:
00:19:20 And just as well, because the mantis
00:19:22 loves to munch on the munchers
00:19:26 The way things were going,
00:19:28 I didn't have a prayer
00:19:38 I used to call 'em as I saw 'em.
00:19:40 When I saw 'em, if I knew
00:19:43 Trouble is, some of these
00:19:45 pesky little critters
00:19:50 Like the daddy-longlegs in my shed.
00:19:55 They're familiar and strange
00:20:00 But what are they?
00:20:10 Think it's a spider?
00:20:12 No.
00:20:18 Insect?
00:20:20 No.
00:20:22 They're called Opiliones
00:20:28 Yeah!
00:20:33 Aphids are perfect suckers, really,
00:20:36 when it comes to my rose stems.
00:20:38 And a lot more than one is born
00:20:41 In fact, aphids can reproduce
00:20:46 There's one of nature's lousier ideas.
00:20:53 Daddy-longlegs
00:20:56 Make that mommy-longlegs.
00:20:58 She has legs up to here!
00:21:02 Each is slender as a thread
00:21:09 She even hears, tastes,
00:21:13 Reminds me of... never mind.
00:21:27 I now know there's a lot
00:21:31 She has pretty good manners.
00:21:35 granted, outside her mouth.
00:21:38 She sucks up the juices
00:21:47 She also flosses after every meal.
00:21:50 I prefer unwaxed mint, myself.
00:21:56 Why are daddy-longlegs' legs long?
00:22:00 To keep their plump bodies
00:22:03 If that's not enough,
00:22:04 two legs put out a nasty smell
00:22:07 But trust me:
00:22:09 If you can smell them,
00:22:13 The smelly legs also
00:22:17 And she's keeping her legs peeled
00:22:21 Like the tiger beetle.
00:22:25 An orthodontist's nightmare.
00:22:45 The beetle attacks
00:22:48 and grabs a leg.
00:23:00 It's a tug-of-war.
00:23:03 And then built for quick release
00:23:08 Special muscles close off the stump.
00:23:13 The tiger beetle, no genius,
00:23:21 The daddy-longlegs hobbles off.
00:23:23 But at least she's still alive
00:23:40 In the middle of all the mayhem,
00:23:42 beauty still flourished in my garden.
00:23:51 I never could train my vines
00:24:16 Where flowers grow, bees abound.
00:24:26 In a naughty little quid pro quo,
00:24:30 in exchange for a drizzle of nectar.
00:24:35 The life of a worker bee is measured
00:24:38 It's like a
00:24:41 fly 500 miles, and then you die.
00:24:49 Now, I've been in a "B" movie or two,
00:24:51 so I used to think I had a
00:24:54 But then came the fateful moment
00:24:58 garden was not under my spell.
00:25:14 One day a bee came up to me
00:25:23 But this cheeky bug
00:25:56 It was a small infraction,
00:25:59 If she could question authority,
00:26:01 what else was going
00:26:05 Well, plenty.
00:26:06 I'd only seen
00:26:16 No creature was safe,
00:26:19 She was being watched by many eyes.
00:26:24 Eight to be exact.
00:26:25 They all belong to a jumping spider.
00:26:29 It never hurts to have eyes in the
00:26:32 even if they're only good
00:26:35 To see what is moving,
00:26:39 She's caught sight of the bee.
00:26:44 Two large front eyes track the prey.
00:26:48 She can't move her eyes as we do.
00:26:50 But she can swing her retinas back
00:26:55 It's like holding your eyes still
00:26:58 and then trying to look around
00:27:09 Don't try this at home!
00:27:11 There: you can see the eyes lighten
00:27:21 Being among the smartest of spiders,
00:27:26 Instead, she approaches deviously.
00:27:29 She's an accomplished stalker.
00:27:39 Like a slasher film victim,
00:27:53 Good luck for the spider:
00:27:59 The spider creeps up.
00:28:13 The spider is now within range.
00:28:16 Meanwhile, the bee laps up nectar
00:28:19 It's long and hairy,
00:28:21 like mine the morning
00:28:33 The spider must judge
00:28:51 Just one false move
00:28:54 lose her meal... and perhaps her life.
00:29:18 The spider definitely
00:29:28 Poor bee: she had a good
00:29:49 Earthworms as big as fire hoses.
00:29:57 Bald eagles snatching up
00:30:05 Woolly mammoths
00:30:11 Well, you will not be seeing
00:30:16 But you will be seeing the hard cold
00:30:22 To me, my garden was
00:30:24 willful creatures that seemed to enjoy
00:30:29 And worst of all,
00:30:31 So I didn't respect them until
00:30:34 I learned to pay attention...
00:30:40 Now that's harder to do than you think
00:30:42 Now some people can have their eyes
00:30:45 Other people can have their eyes
00:30:50 but that's not a problem
00:30:54 Or you can have this eye closed
00:30:56 Or you can have this eye closed
00:31:01 And either way it gets you... nowhere.
00:31:14 As I was saying, respect your garden.
00:31:17 Watch it closely.
00:31:18 I wish I had learned
00:31:23 At the time, some lessons were too
00:31:28 Even above my garden,
00:31:36 The acorn weevil was back.
00:31:38 Sure enough, she found my oak tree.
00:31:43 She's looking for a good meal.
00:31:45 And when it comes to acorns,
00:31:50 What a "schnoz"!
00:31:53 It's longer than her body
00:31:55 Reminds me of my first agent.
00:32:01 After a three-year fast,
00:32:05 Kind of like my second agent.
00:32:07 There goes the next generation
00:32:14 Her little jaws are smaller
00:32:17 Helvetica twelve point.
00:32:22 Through her strawlike proboscis,
00:32:27 It's a perfect diet for a weevil,
00:32:29 but don't even think about it
00:32:40 Next she'll lay her egg inside,
00:32:42 but only if this is the one kind
00:32:45 Finicky, this little pest.
00:33:06 Ah, evening was coming.
00:33:12 A heron approached my pond.
00:33:24 Sometimes even the darker side
00:33:30 unless you're a slug.
00:33:42 Dusk was the time for creatures
00:33:46 and enjoy the harmony of our domain.
00:33:51 Especially the lucky few
00:33:59 What a piece of work is man-tis!
00:34:03 One of the so-called "good" insects,
00:34:06 he excels at inactivity:
00:34:08 he spends two-thirds
00:34:12 much like my third agent.
00:34:14 Still, he's an alert animal,
00:34:17 with two big goggle eyes
00:34:19 and three extra gemlike eyes.
00:34:30 He spends over an hour a day grooming
00:34:35 Why?
00:34:37 Because he can.
00:34:48 This evening, my garden was about to
00:35:03 I heard a strange new sound.
00:35:11 It was a hungry bat,
00:35:14 and she was about to
00:35:21 The mantis takes flight
00:35:29 The bat hunts with a kind of sonar.
00:35:36 From her nose, she
00:35:40 Listening to the echoes tells
00:35:42 and direction of the mantis.
00:35:50 Some sanctuary!
00:35:52 It was Top Gun in my own backyard.
00:35:55 Where's Tom Cruise
00:36:10 The mantis has a single ear
00:36:13 much like Aunt Mildred.
00:36:17 It's tuned exactly to the bat channel.
00:36:34 The mantis hears the bat
00:36:41 Narrow escape.
00:36:43 But not for long.
00:36:44 The bat is gaining.
00:36:47 She sounds louder than ever.
00:36:50 Desperately, the mantis flies
00:36:53 I cheered for the underdog.
00:37:09 The mantis escaped again!
00:37:11 All right!
00:37:14 But there's no deus
00:37:26 Death and destruction everywhere.
00:37:29 I'd set out to build a paradise,
00:37:31 and here, I had a
00:37:53 I thought this was my darkest hour.
00:37:57 But that was yet to come.
00:37:59 At night.
00:38:06 After the sun went down,
00:38:07 some of my backyard's most unsavory
00:38:11 To find them, all you have to do is
00:38:27 There are eight million
00:38:31 This had been one of them.
00:38:33 It was my little shrew.
00:38:36 No need to suspect foul play.
00:38:38 Shrews run like mad for a couple
00:38:45 But the dearly departed seemed
00:38:50 Nope, still dead.
00:38:53 The burying beetles have come.
00:38:56 For them, the late shrew is a windfall
00:39:00 It will be food and more.
00:39:09 But hungry competitors are all about,
00:39:11 like other beetles,
00:39:14 It isn't first come,
00:39:21 So to secure their prize,
00:39:26 Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
00:39:30 Lying on their backs,
00:39:33 I hope this doesn't catch
00:39:41 Literally excited
00:39:44 the pall-bearers take time out to mate
00:39:49 Couldn't they find a roach motel?
00:40:25 The beetles drag the shrew
00:40:33 And just in time.
00:40:34 Because the maggots are frisky tonight
00:40:39 They're turning a dead mouse
00:41:07 The burying beetles are settling
00:41:10 And it's not from the pages
00:41:12 It's more like Morticians' Monthly.
00:41:17 The beetles now have a major
00:41:20 Call it "This old shrew."
00:41:24 The carcass will be converted
00:41:33 As at better funeral homes,
00:41:41 Next, to seal in freshness,
00:41:44 the beetles embalm
00:41:49 My shrew, may he rest in peace,
00:41:55 The female will soon
00:42:02 Just above, raccoons patrol the garden
00:42:19 After a few pull-ups
00:42:22 they search for food.
00:42:25 The grass is definitely
00:42:41 An earthworm tries to escape
00:42:46 Poor choice.
00:42:51 But, as Charles Darwin wrote
00:42:55 There is little to be said.
00:42:58 A mole, cousin of the shrew,
00:43:01 eats the earthworm by squeezing
00:43:06 I think I'll stick to baking soda.
00:43:13 Of all the things Aunt Mildred
00:43:16 why did she have to bring a mole?
00:43:18 I'll never forgive her.
00:43:23 The mole barrels thru her tunnels
00:43:35 But when she comes up to an obstacle,
00:43:41 Now she's poking my parsnips.
00:43:43 I hate when that happens.
00:43:46 I'd had enough trouble
00:43:51 My whole idea of the backyard
00:43:53 much like my poor little shrew.
00:43:57 I wanted to forget
00:44:00 but just one week later,
00:44:02 I paid an accidental
00:44:05 What a change had taken place!
00:44:09 Babies!
00:44:11 The morgue had become
00:44:14 Burying beetles have hatched
00:44:18 And here the young beetles live
00:44:25 They even beg for food!
00:44:34 Mom's on her way.
00:44:42 First she'll eat what's
00:44:44 Looks like Aunt Mildred's
00:44:53 Next she calls to
00:45:00 And now she regurgitates
00:45:06 She offers one
00:45:12 And I thought I had a rough childhood.
00:45:17 Burying beetles make some of the
00:45:20 That's not saying much:
00:45:21 the mother will happily eat some of
00:45:25 is too small to support the brood.
00:45:32 Home sweet home.
00:45:35 As the shrew dwindles,
00:45:39 In a way, burying beetles
00:46:01 High up in my oak tree,
00:46:04 The tree senses the damage
00:46:13 By now, I was expecting
00:46:18 Okay, just plain weird.
00:46:21 Inside, the old acorn weevil's baby
00:46:25 and eaten itself out of house and home
00:46:29 Good riddance!
00:46:35 The grub can feel the
00:46:38 That's the signal to move on.
00:46:41 But it's no easy matter
00:46:44 The young weevil more or less
00:46:50 It's already cutting an escape hatch.
00:46:52 But it can take three days to get out!
00:46:58 How do you get out of a hole
00:47:03 It sure helps to be a living accordion
00:47:18 Portrait of the Michelin
00:47:41 The young weevil must now hide itself.
00:47:44 But a hungry shrew is nearby.
00:47:49 The grub will start to dig underground
00:47:52 and wait perhaps years
00:47:56 its seemingly pointless cycle of life.
00:47:59 On the other hand,
00:48:04 The shrew is intent on finding grub.
00:48:08 I mean, a grub.
00:48:14 Hiding and sneaking,
00:48:19 I was beginning to think my garden
00:48:22 And at this point,
00:48:27 Heh, heh.
00:48:34 I was off-balance, confused.
00:48:36 And I was about to come
00:48:39 vital... so unstoppable...
00:48:42 I could never look at my
00:48:49 Shrews!
00:48:50 A female seems to be accepting
00:48:54 Is she so hot a shrew
00:49:00 I had no idea I was listening
00:49:04 But the young couple was actually off
00:49:07 to a good start for
00:49:10 Mating is as hectic as the
00:49:14 often 20 times a day.
00:49:16 Your mileage may vary.
00:49:34 What a sight!
00:49:36 They looked so... vulnerable.
00:49:43 I was amazed
00:49:46 could put aside their grouchiness.
00:49:49 Suddenly, I realized I had been
00:49:52 darker forces of nature
00:50:01 True enough, for the male shrew,
00:50:05 But now I saw my garden's other side.
00:50:15 It was really about love
00:50:23 Mostly, it was about copulation.
00:50:40 My garden wasn't the scene of
00:50:45 it was more like... genesis.
00:50:52 The wonder. The wonder. The wonder.
00:51:06 What I discovered is that there
00:51:10 And I was the problem.
00:51:12 I was spending so much time trying
00:51:15 I wasn't seeing things
00:51:19 Look down here.
00:51:21 A female shrew's been nesting.
00:51:23 Let's see how she's doing.
00:51:28 Ah, baby shrews.
00:51:35 Some of the smallest and most
00:51:38 It would take nearly
00:51:45 But they'll sure grow fast.
00:51:46 They'll leave the nest in three weeks.
00:51:48 A couple of weeks later,
00:51:49 they'll be looking
00:51:54 It's a beautiful thing.
00:51:57 Don't worry.
00:52:00 But I couldn't help feeling that
00:52:06 You know, I have a way
00:52:17 So here is my advice about the garden.
00:52:20 Give up the slightest idea
00:52:24 Leave yourself open to delight.
00:52:27 Keep your eyes open.
00:52:28 And enjoy the wonderful
00:52:36 Well, and of course,
00:52:48 That was a very good tomato.
00:53:11 Stay away from those trees!