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National Lampoon Presents Dorm Daze
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Hey, Pete! |
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I bought some sausage |
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for Adrienne and me |
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Think she likes crackers? |
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I can't right now. |
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I bought French sausage |
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because I believe Adrienne's family |
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Interesting. Look, I gotta go. |
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There should be plenty |
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- Okay. Good luck. |
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- You all right? Go! |
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Last final. |
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Party time! |
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It all starts now. |
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Hey, I'm trying to study. |
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Booker, you finished |
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I'm getting a head start |
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Wrong kind of head, little brother, |
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No longer--get up--will you |
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No longer will you cry in the shower |
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you cannot rid yourself |
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- Virginity! |
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Settle down. |
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This is all a very complicated process, |
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Chicks won't have sex with a guy unless |
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Girls are shallow and want |
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How am I supposed |
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if girls won't have sex with a guy |
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The same way all men have been |
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- The on-ramp to manhood--whores. |
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- Don't you wanna be cool like me? |
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- Yes, I am. |
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Look, I figured you'd try |
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being the pussy that you are, |
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So I've already called an escort service, |
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and I told everyone, so they're all gonna |
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I'm not giving |
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I'm in love with Rachel. |
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You're a fag! |
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Forget that prude. |
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And that's for calling virginity |
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If you must call it something, |
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because that's what it is, |
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Did you really tell everyone |
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Yes. |
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Now, you're gonna have sex with |
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Merry Christmas. |
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Did you hear? |
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- No way. |
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Pete, you've gotta hear this. |
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- I gotta meet someone at the station. |
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We're carpooling home for break. |
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- What's with the Christmas tree? |
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We're not supposed to have |
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But the R.A. went home, |
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Whatever. See ya. |
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No, I can't come down. |
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No, I can't! |
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Adrienne, did you hear |
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Yeah, Styles told me. |
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It's disgusting. I don't even think |
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- I agree. |
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Yes, I heard about the prostitute, |
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- But prostitution-- |
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You two need to stay out |
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You need to get a life. |
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He's such an asshole. |
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Yeah, what an asshole. |
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- Don't you think Tony's an asshole? |
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- What's your problem? |
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I'm trying to avoid him. |
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I don't even need to tell you |
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Maybe he'll forget about it |
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- I doubt it. He's Jewish. |
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My last final's on Saturday. |
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Come on, Lynne. |
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No prostitute is coming into this dorm |
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- Hey, Adrienne. |
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It was tough |
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What's this? |
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Maybe your appeal went through. |
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I wish. There's no way I'm getting |
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My grades were true shit. |
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- Who's the package from? |
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I knew it. They rejected the appeal. |
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- What are you gonna do? |
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Have a great holiday, too. |
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- Hey, guys. What's up? |
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Gerri, I'm going to the gym. |
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- That was close. |
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I kinda borrowed Claire's |
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and I have no idea where I left it. |
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I'm trying to avoid her |
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Or maybe she'll forget |
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Yeah, you're screwed. |
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Do me a favor? A foreign exchange |
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but I have to run down to work. |
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- Could you meet her for me? |
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Hey, Wang. |
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No. Could you do me a favor? |
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Yeah. Maybe later, buddy. |
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But--but... |
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- You lose his bag, too? |
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Shut up! |
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I was hitting on Foosball all night |
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- lsn't Foosball gay? |
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- Sure. I'm here for you. |
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Her name's Dominique, |
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and she's gonna call my phone, |
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Do you still have |
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Booker's got it, I think. |
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- By the way, you're gay, right? |
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Suck one! It's a free country |
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No, you can't. |
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Yeah, you're going to jail, mister. |
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Suck one! |
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Oh, my God! |
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Did I just hit you? |
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It's okay. |
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I was just looking for my handbag. |
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Okay. Well, did I leave |
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I don't know. I didn't see them. |
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I'm on the way |
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"Britney, hope this |
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Call me if you need |
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- Yeah? |
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Hey. no names. |
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- Yeah, it's just-- |
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We're square. right? |
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I think there's been |
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What are you saying? |
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Well, yeah. The bag isn't-- |
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You know what? We shouldn't |
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Meet me at the university arboretum |
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- Yeah, but-- |
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So, you lost |
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I had a system, you know? |
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- But it didn't work. |
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- Then Beth broke up with me. |
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I lost all her money, too. |
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Whatever. Then there's |
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I don't even wanna hear about the cat. |
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- It was an accident. |
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That's in the past, man. What time |
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I'm done at 6:00. |
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It's co-ed. You'll like it. |
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No one's gonna bother me, right? |
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I'm really not in the mood |
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Pete, can you do me a big favor? |
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Tell Foosball my foreign exchange |
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Foosball, no English. Cool. |
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I gotta get to work. |
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Britney. |
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Lorenzo? |
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What's the problem? |
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Well, it's just that l... |
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What? Don't wanna talk in public? |
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Got someplace private we can go? |
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- Yeah, like a restaurant? |
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Listen, there's something |
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I think that guy |
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Let's go. |
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This is your target. |
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You seem a little nervous. |
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I understand. You're worried |
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But you know what? |
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I wasn't gonna |
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but what's |
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This is my beat-off rag. |
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I've been beating off with this |
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I've never washed it, either. |
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- Oh, God, no! |
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- Before Dominique gets here-- |
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Your whore, you idiot. |
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Did you lose your virginity |
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Hell, no. |
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But Dominique comes |
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so I'll probably do her |
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I want you to jerk off with this |
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I call it Susie. Trust me, |
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No! |
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Don't be such a girl. |
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What the hell was that? |
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Nothing. |
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- What's up? |
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Can I get my copy |
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Hey, guys. |
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He's from France, |
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so don't bother talking to him. |
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Look. Cola. |
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Yeah, let's go. |
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You know, I just realized the amount |
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I think I was just thinking |
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So, you're saying we're cool? |
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Yeah, we're cool. |
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Wait. What do you say |
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I've wanted to meet you |
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Miss Master of Disguise. |
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I gotta a couple choice jobs |
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that I think we could pull together. |
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I got a shitload of stuff |
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Fifteen minutes. |
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Come on. |
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All right. Fine. |
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But...here's the deal. |
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I've set myself up in a dorm. |
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Don't do anything to blow my cover. |
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Claire, we have got to stop that prostitute |
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Sure. Whatever. |
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I'm not gonna stand by and watch |
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What happened to your face? |
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Tony hit me. |
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With the door. |
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I'll see you guys later. |
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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
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He hit her with the door? |
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Didn't I tell you there was |
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You did! |
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French? |
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You didn't want to talk to anybody, |
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I don't speak French, man. |
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Neither does anyone else |
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We leave tomorrow, anyways. |
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I should've been there |
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Oh, crap. Foosball. |
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- Have you seen Foosball? |
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- Can you tell him something for me? |
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Newmar! I need you to go |
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and tell Foosball the girl he's |
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Yeah, but after l-- |
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- Okay, fine. |
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What the hell |
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We're on to you, wife beater. |
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- What? |
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You know, sometimes I hate |
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So, how long did it take you |
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Over a year. |
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How do you feel |
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Take Suzie and go use her |
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- No. |
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- Leave me alone! |
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Shut up! |
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Rachel lives |
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Will you go easy on him? |
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You know this is |
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Good thing Brady went out of town. |
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Hey, when the cat's away, |
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Give this back to me. |
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I have to go use the can. |
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Okay, when he comes out, |
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Not tell him that I love him. |
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That is much sexier. |
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Adrienne! |
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- Where's Foosball? |
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- Are you guys waiting for a girl? |
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Okay, I'm supposed to tell you |
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- Awesome! |
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Wait! Does that mean |
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I don't know. |
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She's here! |
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She doesn't speak |
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- Be a man! |
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God! |
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He's here. |
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Get off the damn phone, Booker. |
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Can I help you? |
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- I am looking for-- |
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Hi. You Dominique? |
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Great. Follow me. |
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- That's the prostitute? |
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I am Dominique. |
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- Get out, tramp! |
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Come on, Dominique. |
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- Come on. |
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Lynne! |
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Come on. |
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Loser! |
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Go freshen up, okay? |
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Come on! |
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- Have you guys seen Adrienne? |
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We could tell Foosball |
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He'll be on our side. |
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Have you seen the prostitute? |
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She looked like such a skank. |
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Exactly what I pictured |
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- A prostitute? |
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Two hours max. |
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I'll be out in a flash. |
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I miss you. |
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Yeah. me. too. |
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- Hey, how's it going? |
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Listen, has anyone ever said anything |
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What? |
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Never mind, man. |
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Just waiting for Wang's foreign |
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Well, Adrienne and I have |
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and I can't find her anywhere. |
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- What's it about? |
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My character knocks up |
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In this scene, it's us fighting. |
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I don't know what |
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It's driving me nuts! |
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Of course I want her |
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but she won't listen to me. |
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So, I've made it up |
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Oh, God! Are you thinking |
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Tony got clair pregnant and wants her to |
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Oh, my God! |
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Hello? Dominique. |
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All right, |
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I'll catch you later. If you see Adrienne, |
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What's wrong with you? |
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Leave me alone! |
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- Hello? |
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- Who's this? |
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I'm gonna give you to the count |
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Booker. why are you |
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- You're not mom! |
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- I'm busy. What do you want? |
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I was trying to reach Foosball to see |
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- Three. |
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Stop pressuring me! |
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My arm is broken, Booker! |
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Booker! Oh. my God. |
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The bone is popping out! |
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I'm gonna faint. |
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Mom's gonna kill me. |
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Booker. it's broken! |
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Sucker! |
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Dominique, I presume? |
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- That's me. |
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- So, you're French? |
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- Yeah, that's what I was told. |
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- Your English is wonderful. |
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So, you just wanna wait for Wang? |
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Why wait? |
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I guess you could just come in with me, |
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Who has my money? |
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Money? I don't know anything |
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Well, who's my guy? |
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I'm sorry. I thought you knew. |
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God. This is great. |
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Why don't you wait in his room? |
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Okay, yeah. Whatever. |
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I'm just saving you from yourself. |
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I'm gonna go get |
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Don't even think about trying |
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But how do you know |
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I just know. |
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What?! No, no. Last night |
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Who is it? |
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It's Tony. |
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Yeah. Hang on a sec. |
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I thought you might be Newmar. |
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I've been looking |
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We really need |
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All right, let's get |
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Where is Wang? |
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Wow. Your accent is awesome! |
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There he is. |
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Be gentle, okay? |
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Can you understand |
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Where is Wang? |
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Wow, you're an eager one. |
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See, Booker. Your brother |
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All right, he is the one. |
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I'm gonna leave |
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Okay, is there a problem here? |
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That's right, money is |
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Twenty, forty, sixty, eighty, |
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All right? Knock 'em dead. |
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Okay, come on. |
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Knock it off, Styles. |
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Listen, she's a whore. |
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This must be part of some little act. |
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Start grabbing her ass. |
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All right, something is obviously wrong. |
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She must want to haggle. |
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Rachel, it's me. |
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So, maybe if you're naked |
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Go for it. |
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That's right, you don't speak |
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Get it? Hello? |
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No? Okay. |
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All right. |
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Hi. Look at the birdie. |
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See, you just need to go-- |
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I think I really got |
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- Don't tell her you saw me! |
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- How are you? |
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- Check out my abs! |
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- Punch me in the gut. |
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Seriously, I'm feeling |
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No, we got people in the hall. |
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Come on, don't be a weiner. |
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Fine, but you asked me |
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Bring it. |
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Oh, my gosh! |
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I can explain. |
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I'm sure they all ask for it, Tony. |
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I don't mean she asked like-- |
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Honey, tell them |
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It's not what it looks like. |
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He's trying to give her a miscarriage. |
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Okay, sure. |
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Can we have a word |
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Wait, explain to these nags |
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Goddamnit, tell them! |
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Quit trying to scare her into lying. |
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What was that all about? |
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Don't ask. |
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Why are you hiding? |
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Well, I accidentally stole |
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and then I kind of lost it. |
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The one her grandmother gave her? |
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She'll kill me if she finds out. |
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I'm still looking for it. |
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I won't say anything, |
| 00:25:58 |
Look, we gotta work on this scene. |
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Well, let me hold the script, |
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Are you ready? Okay. |
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- You're not having that baby! |
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Hey, sexy. |
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- I want you. |
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You know you're the only one |
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That's funny. |
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I need you to do it to me so hard. |
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Oh, I will. |
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I'm gonna give it to you so good. |
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Yes, you are! |
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I'm gonna lick every inch |
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I can't wait to get |
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What? |
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Oh, no! |
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Okay, that's good. |
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Wait. Stop. What about me? |
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You don't need us. |
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You've got Suzie. |
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I don't want Suzie. |
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Girls! |
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What the...? |
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Crazy French whore! |
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Booker! Booker, |
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What's all this about? |
| 00:27:56 |
This way. |
| 00:28:04 |
Who's this? |
| 00:28:05 |
Some goon Pete is friends with. |
| 00:28:08 |
- Are you kidding? |
| 00:28:11 |
Do you understand a word |
| 00:28:13 |
or is your brain pierced, too? |
| 00:28:17 |
Perfect. Okay, about Tony, |
| 00:28:21 |
You guys think Tony's beating me, |
| 00:28:25 |
- Don't try to lie about it. |
| 00:28:27 |
We overheard him talking to Foosball. |
| 00:28:28 |
We know he's beating you because he |
| 00:28:31 |
Well, honey, we're here for you. |
| 00:28:33 |
What baby? |
| 00:28:34 |
Claire...the one in your womb. |
| 00:28:37 |
Seriously, Marla, |
| 00:28:41 |
- Are you sure? |
| 00:28:44 |
Tony must've been talking |
| 00:28:46 |
He's beating Claire |
| 00:28:48 |
He's not beating me, |
| 00:28:52 |
I'm gonna settle this, okay? |
| 00:28:53 |
You guys just wait here, |
| 00:28:58 |
So, I let Nick Stuckis |
| 00:29:01 |
- Over or under the shirt? |
| 00:29:08 |
- You're not having that baby! |
| 00:29:12 |
Listen, bitch, you're gonna have |
| 00:29:15 |
If you won't go to the clinic, |
| 00:29:18 |
I can't believe you. |
| 00:29:19 |
You think you could |
| 00:29:21 |
wheneveryou want |
| 00:29:23 |
You are a loser! |
| 00:29:25 |
And don't think I won't tell |
| 00:29:28 |
Look, bitch, you won't tell her |
| 00:29:37 |
What's going on in there? |
| 00:29:38 |
Nothing! I'm changing! |
| 00:29:40 |
Don't open the door yet. |
| 00:29:43 |
Tony, who's in there with you? |
| 00:29:45 |
No one! |
| 00:29:46 |
Can you come back later? |
| 00:29:49 |
Yeah, fine. |
| 00:29:53 |
Oh, shit. She's pissed. |
| 00:29:56 |
I gotta go after her. |
| 00:30:18 |
I don't think |
| 00:30:20 |
Sometimes a bathroom stall |
| 00:30:29 |
It's Adrienne. |
| 00:30:30 |
Tony's been messing around |
| 00:30:32 |
and she is most certainly pregnant. |
| 00:30:34 |
Wow. And she screwed around |
| 00:30:37 |
What a slut! |
| 00:30:39 |
She wants to tell me, |
| 00:30:41 |
You need to confront her. |
| 00:30:42 |
Let's go. |
| 00:31:02 |
See, it's like clockwork. |
| 00:31:04 |
Every Tuesday and Thursday, this truck |
| 00:31:08 |
Put it on pause |
| 00:31:10 |
I have to go to the bathroom. |
| 00:31:15 |
Where is she? |
| 00:31:17 |
- Who? |
| 00:31:21 |
She went outside. |
| 00:31:36 |
Marla, you moron. |
| 00:31:41 |
Shit, I don't have my keys. |
| 00:31:44 |
Marla, open the door! |
| 00:31:52 |
- Hi! |
| 00:31:54 |
No. Are you sure |
| 00:31:56 |
Yeah. |
| 00:31:58 |
Is someone out there? |
| 00:31:59 |
What? No. Why? |
| 00:32:09 |
Can you excuse me |
| 00:32:13 |
Newmar, have you seen Adrienne? |
| 00:32:16 |
Never mind. |
| 00:32:19 |
What the hell? |
| 00:32:22 |
I'm glad to see I'm not |
| 00:32:24 |
I'm not hiding from you. |
| 00:32:50 |
Somebody open the door! |
| 00:32:57 |
Well, if you're not |
| 00:32:59 |
that's great, because... |
| 00:33:03 |
'cause I bought us a big sausage, |
| 00:33:07 |
You are |
| 00:33:10 |
Look, Newmar, |
| 00:33:14 |
I was kind of drunk. |
| 00:33:18 |
Yeah! |
| 00:33:19 |
I was really drunk. |
| 00:33:23 |
Yeah. |
| 00:33:25 |
I like somebody else. |
| 00:33:26 |
Is it me? |
| 00:33:28 |
No, of course it isn't you. |
| 00:33:31 |
Somebody who's not in this room |
| 00:33:37 |
I see. |
| 00:33:40 |
You don't like me. |
| 00:33:43 |
'Cause I'm weird |
| 00:33:45 |
and I'm unattractive |
| 00:33:47 |
No, no. |
| 00:33:49 |
So, you mean there's more? |
| 00:33:53 |
Newmar, someday you're gonna |
| 00:33:59 |
It just won't be me. |
| 00:34:00 |
I'm sorry. I'm just glad we could |
| 00:34:07 |
Okay, let me just show you |
| 00:34:12 |
Newmar! I don't wanna share |
| 00:34:16 |
Just leave me alone. |
| 00:34:20 |
Please. |
| 00:34:25 |
My shirt. |
| 00:34:30 |
Wait, wait, wait. |
| 00:34:57 |
Dude, what's wrong? |
| 00:34:58 |
I'm just kind of bummed out, |
| 00:35:03 |
You wanna eat my sausage? |
| 00:35:04 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:35:05 |
I bought some really expensive |
| 00:35:09 |
but I don't think she wants any. |
| 00:35:13 |
She doesn't like me. |
| 00:35:14 |
It's French sausage? |
| 00:35:16 |
Wang's foreign exchange student |
| 00:35:19 |
She has nothing to do |
| 00:35:21 |
Why don't you see if she wants |
| 00:35:37 |
Hi. Are you Dominique? |
| 00:35:41 |
It's about time. |
| 00:35:43 |
I don't know. |
| 00:35:45 |
I didn't think it took me that long |
| 00:35:49 |
Did Foosball call you? |
| 00:35:50 |
Foosball? I don't know. |
| 00:35:54 |
Look, I gotta go soon, |
| 00:35:56 |
- Yeah, sure. |
| 00:35:59 |
Well, I was thinking the kitchen, |
| 00:36:03 |
Why don't you sit here? |
| 00:36:11 |
So, did Foosball tell you |
| 00:36:16 |
Why don't you tell me |
| 00:36:18 |
- Well, it looks really tasty. |
| 00:36:31 |
That's really nice. |
| 00:36:32 |
Yeah? Well, I want you |
| 00:36:35 |
so tell me what you want. |
| 00:36:39 |
Well, I want-- |
| 00:36:42 |
Foosball said you might like |
| 00:36:44 |
I'm sure I'm gonna love your sausage, |
| 00:36:47 |
Eat it. What else is there |
| 00:36:50 |
Anything you can think of. |
| 00:36:52 |
But if all you want is oral, |
| 00:36:56 |
- You don't have a knife, do you? |
| 00:36:59 |
I don't think those will cut anything. |
| 00:37:00 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:37:02 |
No cutting, |
| 00:37:04 |
No cutting? |
| 00:37:06 |
Well, this sausage |
| 00:37:09 |
I doubt you'd want |
| 00:37:11 |
I can take it all, baby. |
| 00:37:13 |
That would be pretty impressive to see, |
| 00:37:16 |
I thought you could keep the rest. |
| 00:37:19 |
- I'm not sure I know what you mean. |
| 00:37:22 |
You don't have anywhere |
| 00:37:26 |
You can put it |
| 00:37:29 |
Even in my ass. |
| 00:37:31 |
Why would I wanna put |
| 00:37:35 |
Some guys like that. |
| 00:37:38 |
The French. |
| 00:37:40 |
I think we should stick to the mouth |
| 00:37:45 |
Whatever floats your boat. |
| 00:37:48 |
Except for you have to pay up front-- |
| 00:37:51 |
Pay? Money? |
| 00:37:53 |
Why would I pay you |
| 00:37:56 |
If you want me, |
| 00:37:58 |
Well, I'd prefer to just eat it |
| 00:38:04 |
Look, l... |
| 00:38:07 |
Look, I'm sorry, |
| 00:38:11 |
while it's obvious |
| 00:38:13 |
my heart belongs to another. |
| 00:38:15 |
I don't know |
| 00:38:18 |
but here in America, |
| 00:38:19 |
when someone offers |
| 00:38:22 |
you don't demand money. |
| 00:38:24 |
Food? |
| 00:38:27 |
You gotta help me find her. |
| 00:38:29 |
Find heryourself. |
| 00:38:32 |
- I never wanted her. |
| 00:38:35 |
I will find her, |
| 00:38:37 |
you don't get to have sex with her |
| 00:38:42 |
Fuck! |
| 00:38:44 |
Booker, I'm so happy you didn't |
| 00:38:48 |
I'm saving my special gift |
| 00:38:53 |
Oh, Booker. |
| 00:39:31 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:39:44 |
There you are. Come here. |
| 00:39:49 |
- What is it? |
| 00:39:52 |
Don't worry about him. I think that's |
| 00:39:56 |
He doesn't speak |
| 00:39:58 |
The package wasn't for me. |
| 00:40:01 |
Britney? Britney Spears? |
| 00:40:02 |
No. They must've put the package |
| 00:40:06 |
There was a purse in it |
| 00:40:08 |
I tried to return the purse |
| 00:40:10 |
who's a drug dealer or a con artist, |
| 00:40:14 |
And there's a bunch of money |
| 00:40:17 |
- How much money are we talkin' about? |
| 00:40:23 |
Bad. |
| 00:40:25 |
Bad, you know? |
| 00:40:28 |
Did Newmar find you okay? |
| 00:40:30 |
I need to talk to you. |
| 00:40:33 |
- What do you mean? |
| 00:40:35 |
- No. |
| 00:40:38 |
- Styles McFee--that was his name. |
| 00:40:40 |
Wang's foreign exchange student. |
| 00:40:43 |
You know what we should do? |
| 00:40:45 |
Prostitution is very illegal. |
| 00:40:49 |
So, you're from France? |
| 00:40:54 |
There's this guy here-- |
| 00:40:57 |
He's French and |
| 00:40:59 |
We should introduce you. |
| 00:41:03 |
We need to do |
| 00:41:06 |
If you don't see me in ten minutes, |
| 00:41:08 |
If I say, |
| 00:41:11 |
then I need you |
| 00:41:13 |
Okay. |
| 00:41:24 |
Help! Need Wang. |
| 00:41:25 |
What the fuck! |
| 00:41:45 |
So long! Good bye. |
| 00:41:49 |
Hi, Claire. |
| 00:41:51 |
Remember--"No, I can't |
| 00:41:53 |
- You and I need to talk. |
| 00:41:55 |
We'll leave you two alone. |
| 00:41:58 |
- Let's talk in here. |
| 00:42:01 |
I'm not sure where he is. |
| 00:42:04 |
There he is! Cliff! |
| 00:42:07 |
I found you a friend! |
| 00:42:10 |
Have anything |
| 00:42:13 |
You found out what I did? |
| 00:42:15 |
This is gonna be good. |
| 00:42:17 |
I want you to know |
| 00:42:19 |
You're sorry? I hope you know this is not |
| 00:42:23 |
You can't take this back. |
| 00:42:24 |
- Are you really this mad? |
| 00:42:27 |
I realize it was kind of uncool |
| 00:42:31 |
Are you kidding? |
| 00:42:32 |
I shouldn't borrow things |
| 00:42:34 |
but I really needed it, |
| 00:42:36 |
- I only wanted it for one night. |
| 00:42:39 |
And of course I'd say no! |
| 00:42:41 |
I don't care how bad |
| 00:42:43 |
Excuse me?! |
| 00:42:45 |
Oh...you, slut! |
| 00:42:48 |
Look at you. You want |
| 00:42:50 |
With Tony's shirt on. |
| 00:42:52 |
Okay, I didn't ask |
| 00:42:54 |
Newmar spilled something on my shirt, |
| 00:42:57 |
How many guys do you have |
| 00:43:00 |
Okay, I don't care |
| 00:43:04 |
if you call me a slut or a tramp |
| 00:43:07 |
I'm gonna slap you |
| 00:43:29 |
You guys! |
| 00:43:30 |
Come on, you two. |
| 00:43:41 |
Menage a tois ever? |
| 00:44:01 |
I'll leave you two alone. |
| 00:44:09 |
Where the hell is everyone?! |
| 00:44:12 |
So you don't speak |
| 00:44:25 |
- Hello? |
| 00:44:26 |
- Yeah? |
| 00:44:28 |
- What's up? |
| 00:44:31 |
I've been confused with a foreign |
| 00:44:35 |
They've got me in this room |
| 00:44:37 |
How did that happen? |
| 00:44:38 |
They think the real foreign exchange |
| 00:44:42 |
- Did your guy pay you? |
| 00:44:45 |
I never found the guy |
| 00:44:47 |
- Where's Ted? |
| 00:44:51 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:44:56 |
Let's get everything |
| 00:44:58 |
You're not French, and I speak |
| 00:45:02 |
This is so perfect. |
| 00:45:05 |
Like, a hooker? |
| 00:45:09 |
Just let me leave. I don't know |
| 00:45:13 |
What if I had |
| 00:45:15 |
- How much you got? |
| 00:45:18 |
Like a partnership. |
| 00:45:21 |
What if I said I knew |
| 00:45:25 |
Okay. |
| 00:45:31 |
Thanks. |
| 00:45:34 |
So, I guess I'm gonna go back |
| 00:45:37 |
- Wait, Foosball. |
| 00:45:44 |
Nothing. |
| 00:45:45 |
Never mind. |
| 00:45:51 |
I suck! |
| 00:45:54 |
If there's a stack of money in this house, |
| 00:45:57 |
why do you need a partner? |
| 00:45:59 |
Why not keep it for yourself? |
| 00:46:00 |
You're right. I don't need a partner. |
| 00:46:05 |
Psych! |
| 00:46:08 |
No, no. Seriously. |
| 00:46:10 |
The plan I have |
| 00:46:12 |
One of them should be |
| 00:46:14 |
Two--my friend lives here. |
| 00:46:18 |
But you--nobody knows |
| 00:46:21 |
So, what's the plan? |
| 00:46:23 |
First we gotta write a note |
| 00:46:26 |
That's it! |
| 00:46:27 |
I'm too chicken to tell Foosball |
| 00:46:30 |
I'll just write him a love letter. |
| 00:46:33 |
Why didn't I think of it before? |
| 00:46:36 |
I'll write Adrienne |
| 00:46:40 |
"l will not be happy until we can |
| 00:46:47 |
What do you guys think? |
| 00:46:51 |
Perfume! Good idea, Oliver. |
| 00:47:01 |
Claire's bag! |
| 00:47:18 |
"...and like a rose in the sun, |
| 00:47:24 |
That's good stuff. |
| 00:47:33 |
- What you got behind your back? |
| 00:47:38 |
Nothing. |
| 00:47:41 |
Okay...what are you doing? |
| 00:47:43 |
Going to the bathroom. |
| 00:47:46 |
All right. |
| 00:47:54 |
"Love...Newmar." |
| 00:48:09 |
Thank God! |
| 00:48:10 |
I'll go downstairs |
| 00:48:12 |
You go upstairs and get |
| 00:48:15 |
Also, remember to leave the note |
| 00:48:17 |
Here's what the note says-- |
| 00:48:20 |
"l know everything. |
| 00:48:23 |
"Just give the bag |
| 00:48:25 |
who's waiting at the front |
| 00:48:28 |
Wait, are you sure your pimp's |
| 00:48:31 |
He's not my pimp, smart ass. |
| 00:48:49 |
Sorry! |
| 00:48:52 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:48:55 |
Okay. |
| 00:49:01 |
Shoot! |
| 00:49:10 |
Listen, some girl's gonna come |
| 00:49:13 |
Hold on to it for me. |
| 00:49:15 |
And don't look inside! |
| 00:49:19 |
And, who knows, |
| 00:49:21 |
maybe you and I can-- |
| 00:49:23 |
No attachments. I don't get |
| 00:49:27 |
And you never make |
| 00:49:34 |
- Hello? |
| 00:49:37 |
- Yes? |
| 00:49:40 |
Could you please |
| 00:49:43 |
- Okay. |
| 00:49:49 |
I'll be right back. There's a delivery |
| 00:50:04 |
"Dearest, here is a poem |
| 00:50:07 |
"Your beauty fills... |
| 00:50:10 |
Love, Newmar"? |
| 00:50:30 |
Excuse me, |
| 00:50:34 |
Could you help me |
| 00:50:38 |
It only take a second, |
| 00:50:40 |
You should find somebody else. |
| 00:50:42 |
But I need someone strong |
| 00:50:46 |
My back hurts when I bend down |
| 00:50:53 |
- Yeah, I see. |
| 00:50:55 |
- All right. Let's go. This way? |
| 00:51:09 |
For me? |
| 00:51:12 |
"l know everything. |
| 00:51:14 |
Give the bag to my associate who's |
| 00:51:17 |
Claire is insane about this bag. |
| 00:51:32 |
- Hello? |
| 00:51:35 |
Pete's not here, man. |
| 00:51:39 |
Am I supposed |
| 00:51:41 |
- I'm the guy. |
| 00:51:43 |
And I don't know who you are, |
| 00:51:44 |
but you better tell that stupid bitch |
| 00:51:51 |
...the girls in your dorm-- |
| 00:51:53 |
What are you talking about?! |
| 00:51:55 |
I can look in the bag |
| 00:52:05 |
I'm loving this color. |
| 00:52:09 |
Super for you, dude, but I'm |
| 00:52:20 |
Yeah! |
| 00:52:23 |
Einstein, our plan worked, man! |
| 00:52:26 |
I'm just good for genius. |
| 00:52:31 |
Here. |
| 00:52:35 |
Look at time! |
| 00:52:36 |
I have to go, okay? |
| 00:52:38 |
But--but... |
| 00:52:43 |
What the... |
| 00:52:46 |
- Well? |
| 00:52:49 |
Don't spoil things. |
| 00:53:04 |
Maybe you got it wrong, Einstein. |
| 00:53:06 |
It's bullshit, man! There was |
| 00:53:10 |
Ted, did you take anything |
| 00:53:12 |
No. I didn't even look inside. |
| 00:53:14 |
- And a girl gave it to you? |
| 00:53:16 |
And she said to tell |
| 00:53:19 |
Stupid bitch? |
| 00:53:22 |
Maybe she's on to us and that's |
| 00:53:25 |
- Is there a problem? |
| 00:53:27 |
Look, we gotta go soon. |
| 00:53:30 |
Didn't you hear me tell you |
| 00:53:33 |
Now get rid of this! |
| 00:53:34 |
Nobody calls me a stupid bitch. |
| 00:53:43 |
Just let it out! |
| 00:53:45 |
Focus! |
| 00:53:55 |
- I don't think she wants to see you. |
| 00:53:58 |
- Claire, what the hell |
| 00:54:00 |
How could you cheat on me?! |
| 00:54:02 |
Why do you listen to these two ho-bags? |
| 00:54:05 |
I overheard you and Adrienne, |
| 00:54:09 |
- You got her pregnant! |
| 00:54:11 |
Oh! No! Look, that's a scene |
| 00:54:14 |
In the scene, I get her pregnant. |
| 00:54:16 |
- You expect her to believe that? |
| 00:54:18 |
- Get a clue, loser! |
| 00:54:20 |
Why would Adrienne admit it |
| 00:54:23 |
You must've confused her. |
| 00:54:25 |
She's been hiding from you |
| 00:54:29 |
What?! She stole |
| 00:54:32 |
Claire, I can prove to you |
| 00:54:35 |
Meet me in my room |
| 00:54:37 |
I'll find Adrienne |
| 00:54:39 |
and this could all |
| 00:54:41 |
Meet me in my room. |
| 00:54:44 |
You're not gonna go, are you? |
| 00:54:47 |
Maybe I should hear |
| 00:54:49 |
I can't believe Adrienne |
| 00:54:52 |
and stole |
| 00:54:54 |
What a klepto-slut! |
| 00:54:56 |
You look cute |
| 00:55:05 |
I've got a plan to get rid of this guy. |
| 00:55:06 |
but I need you to keep this bag |
| 00:55:09 |
You're keeping the money? |
| 00:55:11 |
- Doesn't it seem a little dangerous? |
| 00:55:14 |
There's no way he can track me |
| 00:55:16 |
And he thinks the money |
| 00:55:18 |
Just hold on to this for dear life, |
| 00:55:22 |
- Shit, okay. |
| 00:55:25 |
This kind of looks like Claire's bag. |
| 00:55:40 |
Where's the bag? |
| 00:55:42 |
The bag? Isn't it here? |
| 00:55:44 |
- Who was at the door? |
| 00:55:47 |
No one? |
| 00:55:50 |
Because here's the thing-- |
| 00:55:53 |
I noticed that bag was missing, |
| 00:55:56 |
what if you really |
| 00:55:59 |
and now you're scamming me? |
| 00:56:01 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:56:03 |
And, you know, the bag |
| 00:56:07 |
You sent the package, |
| 00:56:09 |
It's my money, so maybe I should |
| 00:56:14 |
I really don't care |
| 00:56:17 |
because I know |
| 00:56:19 |
And I know I sent it! |
| 00:56:20 |
But what I don't know |
| 00:56:36 |
Hey, it's me. |
| 00:56:38 |
You've seen Britney before, right? |
| 00:56:43 |
When she's not |
| 00:56:56 |
I guess you check out. |
| 00:56:58 |
Sorry I doubted you. |
| 00:57:00 |
It's fine. I can find the bag myself, |
| 00:57:03 |
No. |
| 00:57:05 |
You left the bag with me, and, clearly, |
| 00:57:09 |
I shouldn't have left the bag alone, |
| 00:57:15 |
I think I knowwho took it. |
| 00:57:17 |
I'll be right back. |
| 00:57:22 |
Adrienne, open up! |
| 00:57:24 |
Come on! |
| 00:57:27 |
Shit! |
| 00:57:33 |
Where the hell is my script?! |
| 00:57:36 |
Shit! |
| 00:57:38 |
Gerri, sorry to bug you, but you were |
| 00:57:42 |
Can I have her home number? |
| 00:57:44 |
Sure. |
| 00:57:52 |
- Don't tell her where you got it from. |
| 00:57:54 |
You have no idea how much |
| 00:57:58 |
- Help! |
| 00:58:00 |
I'm from France. Help! |
| 00:58:02 |
Man! There sure are a lot |
| 00:58:05 |
Hey, maybe you'd like my sausage. |
| 00:58:11 |
Look, here you go. You can keep it. |
| 00:58:14 |
But I'm gonna tell you this-- |
| 00:58:17 |
I don't care what they do in France. |
| 00:58:19 |
- Need help! |
| 00:58:23 |
There you are! |
| 00:58:25 |
She was just about |
| 00:58:27 |
Too bad! I'm the one |
| 00:58:30 |
Where you going? |
| 00:58:33 |
Man! What's the deal with everyone |
| 00:58:40 |
- There you are. |
| 00:58:42 |
Why didn't you tell me sooner |
| 00:58:44 |
Well, I had to--what?! |
| 00:58:46 |
I'm really flattered |
| 00:58:49 |
you're just not my type. |
| 00:58:50 |
I'm not gay! |
| 00:58:52 |
No, don't go back in |
| 00:58:55 |
Someday, you're gonna find a guy |
| 00:58:57 |
It just... |
| 00:59:00 |
I'm sorry. I'm glad |
| 00:59:03 |
Well, what the hell. |
| 00:59:05 |
What don't you like about me? |
| 00:59:07 |
Newmar, listen. |
| 00:59:10 |
I just...I don't like you like that. |
| 00:59:13 |
But I think I may know |
| 00:59:16 |
Yeah. |
| 00:59:26 |
I don't see Adrienne. |
| 00:59:28 |
I couldn't find her. I'm actually |
| 00:59:31 |
She'll explain what the scene is about. |
| 00:59:33 |
- You've reached Proffessor Garber... |
| 00:59:39 |
I smell perfume. |
| 00:59:58 |
"My love... |
| 01:00:00 |
"You have no idea how much |
| 01:00:03 |
"l think about you day and night |
| 01:00:06 |
"l need to share my life, |
| 01:00:08 |
"l will not be happy |
| 01:00:11 |
With love, Adrienne." |
| 01:00:13 |
What?! |
| 01:00:15 |
No! I--wow. |
| 01:00:19 |
Look, Gerri wrote my acting |
| 01:00:22 |
See? Here's the number. |
| 01:00:25 |
Why would Adrienne |
| 01:00:28 |
Maybe they're lesbians. |
| 01:00:31 |
Pretty lame. |
| 01:00:35 |
Come on. |
| 01:00:41 |
I know you're |
| 01:00:43 |
Damn! |
| 01:00:45 |
Buddy, seen a pretty girl |
| 01:00:48 |
Yeah. I've been looking for her |
| 01:00:52 |
Your money? |
| 01:00:54 |
Fuck off. |
| 01:01:13 |
Well? |
| 01:01:16 |
Well, what? |
| 01:01:19 |
What'd you think of the letter? |
| 01:01:21 |
How'd you know about Newmar's letter? |
| 01:01:24 |
- He's come out of the closet. |
| 01:01:27 |
It's so cute. I had to turn him |
| 01:01:30 |
Yeah. Obviously. |
| 01:01:31 |
I'm so happy to finally have someone |
| 01:01:35 |
Being surrounded by all you breeders |
| 01:01:39 |
You're gay? |
| 01:01:41 |
Are you sure? |
| 01:01:43 |
- You didn't know I was gay? |
| 01:01:48 |
Newmar's gay? |
| 01:01:49 |
I almost wish |
| 01:01:51 |
He wrote the sweetest poem. |
| 01:02:00 |
What did you do?! |
| 01:02:03 |
I'm not sure how this guy's connected, |
| 01:02:06 |
- I know this guy. I don't-- |
| 01:02:11 |
"Our love could be |
| 01:02:13 |
"From the beginning, |
| 01:02:16 |
Like a rose in the sun, |
| 01:02:21 |
I wish somebody would write |
| 01:02:29 |
- I read your poem. |
| 01:02:31 |
- But I thought I gave it to Foosball. |
| 01:02:35 |
I loved it. |
| 01:02:38 |
Really? |
| 01:02:39 |
It all makes sense now. |
| 01:02:41 |
You only made out with me |
| 01:02:43 |
'cause you're gay. |
| 01:02:45 |
No, it's okay. We can |
| 01:02:47 |
We can hang out 'cause... |
| 01:02:51 |
I've always wanted a gay friend. |
| 01:02:53 |
Now that I know |
| 01:02:57 |
you suddenly seem |
| 01:02:59 |
Great. |
| 01:03:00 |
Your whole personality |
| 01:03:02 |
Apparently, |
| 01:03:04 |
I'm sorry |
| 01:03:07 |
Maybe if you took off |
| 01:03:13 |
You have really nice eyes, |
| 01:03:16 |
Thanks. |
| 01:03:18 |
I just wish they worked better. |
| 01:03:22 |
I really loved your poem. |
| 01:03:29 |
So, you do have my bag? |
| 01:03:31 |
This is not your bag! |
| 01:03:33 |
You lying slut! |
| 01:03:36 |
- Give it back, you psycho! |
| 01:03:42 |
My glasses! |
| 01:03:46 |
Hello? |
| 01:03:50 |
This fuckin'-- |
| 01:03:53 |
Claire. This is perfect. |
| 01:03:56 |
Tell Adrienne |
| 01:04:02 |
She went that way. |
| 01:04:11 |
Is she gone? |
| 01:04:14 |
- Come on, let's call the professor-- |
| 01:04:17 |
Adrienne's gone insane. |
| 01:04:20 |
I have proof at my fingertips |
| 01:04:22 |
She's coming! Hold on to my bag |
| 01:04:30 |
I see you! |
| 01:04:32 |
- She went that way. |
| 01:05:06 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:05:09 |
You know what? |
| 01:05:12 |
No, I just need to lay down. |
| 01:05:18 |
Yeah, okay. |
| 01:05:22 |
You're heavy. |
| 01:05:36 |
Hello?! |
| 01:05:38 |
What happened to you? |
| 01:05:42 |
I don't know, but... |
| 01:05:44 |
Maybe I should get |
| 01:05:49 |
Wait. No, no, no... |
| 01:05:54 |
I'll go get you a towel. |
| 01:06:05 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:06:07 |
I was just admiring your bag. |
| 01:06:12 |
I think I should hold on to this. |
| 01:06:16 |
- What are you doing? |
| 01:06:19 |
What the hell?! |
| 01:06:22 |
Give me the bag! |
| 01:06:24 |
Crazy mother-- |
| 01:06:29 |
Enough already, all right? |
| 01:06:31 |
Who the hell are you, |
| 01:06:33 |
We're wasting time! |
| 01:06:35 |
That's my girlfriend's bag. |
| 01:06:38 |
It's not. Why would your girlfriend |
| 01:06:40 |
- Whose is it? |
| 01:06:42 |
And I'll give you half |
| 01:06:45 |
Right. |
| 01:06:48 |
- How much is half? |
| 01:06:51 |
Let's go. |
| 01:06:53 |
I don't know anything about a bag. |
| 01:06:56 |
I assume you're |
| 01:06:59 |
and I don't know |
| 01:07:01 |
but we didn't even have sex with her, |
| 01:07:05 |
You wanna work him over? |
| 01:07:07 |
He doesn't know anything. |
| 01:07:11 |
Is that you? |
| 01:07:13 |
Whatever you say. |
| 01:07:17 |
I'm still chucking him outside |
| 01:07:20 |
I really don't think the bag |
| 01:07:23 |
Well, just look for it! |
| 01:07:27 |
You idiot! |
| 01:07:30 |
Why are you yelling at me? |
| 01:07:31 |
You're the one who came to me |
| 01:07:34 |
Well, I never! |
| 01:07:40 |
- Who the hell was that? |
| 01:07:43 |
So what took you so long? |
| 01:07:45 |
Look, I almost got the bag, okay? |
| 01:07:48 |
- Maybe I should go with you. |
| 01:07:52 |
Why's that? |
| 01:07:54 |
Cliffy... |
| 01:07:57 |
No, don't take that tone with me. |
| 01:07:59 |
You'll make me think |
| 01:08:03 |
You don't think |
| 01:08:06 |
I was sorta thinking that. |
| 01:08:08 |
No, I would never |
| 01:08:11 |
But now that we're in the clear, |
| 01:08:15 |
that close to the bag, |
| 01:08:17 |
I don't know...I was kind of |
| 01:08:22 |
maybe we could... |
| 01:08:26 |
I thought maybe |
| 01:08:32 |
I was sort of... |
| 01:08:35 |
You were? Good. |
| 01:08:38 |
You stay here. |
| 01:08:41 |
Don't worry. |
| 01:08:46 |
Come on. |
| 01:08:48 |
Why the hell did you hit me? |
| 01:08:51 |
No one. He thinks he's getting |
| 01:08:53 |
I had to do that to get rid of him. |
| 01:09:01 |
You're right. |
| 01:09:03 |
- Where is she? |
| 01:09:07 |
Bitch! |
| 01:09:10 |
Newmar, I need your help! |
| 01:09:14 |
Yes, it's me. |
| 01:09:16 |
Don't let anyone take it, |
| 01:09:20 |
-Do you have my glasses? |
| 01:09:23 |
Do you? |
| 01:09:25 |
What? Where are we going?! |
| 01:09:28 |
- I can't see! |
| 01:09:30 |
Hurry! |
| 01:09:42 |
Wow, that was fast. |
| 01:09:49 |
This is so stupid. |
| 01:09:50 |
I'm not gay! |
| 01:09:54 |
I love you! |
| 01:10:04 |
Where did she go? |
| 01:10:09 |
Pardon me, ladies, |
| 01:10:10 |
- Have you seen a girl with a bag? |
| 01:10:13 |
- Maybe she went back upstairs. |
| 01:10:17 |
Something funny's going on here. |
| 01:10:42 |
How did I get outside? |
| 01:10:55 |
Finally got you horizontal, |
| 01:11:00 |
I think I'll just be taking |
| 01:11:08 |
Holy balls! |
| 01:11:12 |
Thank you. |
| 01:11:21 |
Thanks again. |
| 01:11:28 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:11:30 |
What do you mean? |
| 01:11:31 |
You came and grabbed it |
| 01:11:34 |
I didn't! That wasn't me! |
| 01:11:37 |
Well, clearly, this is a good reason |
| 01:11:45 |
What happened to you? |
| 01:11:48 |
Help. I'm from France. |
| 01:11:52 |
You don't say! |
| 01:11:55 |
What'd you do that for?! |
| 01:11:56 |
I can't have her saying that. |
| 01:11:59 |
I thought you were |
| 01:12:01 |
- I'm the hooker. |
| 01:12:04 |
Come on, we gotta hide her. |
| 01:12:10 |
Hello! |
| 01:12:12 |
- Can you help me? |
| 01:12:14 |
No, wait! I... |
| 01:12:15 |
I'm looking for a girl, and she has |
| 01:12:19 |
How many people |
| 01:12:22 |
I don't know! |
| 01:12:26 |
I gotta get the hell out of here. |
| 01:12:29 |
- Do you have any rope? |
| 01:12:32 |
I've got some bondage stuff |
| 01:12:34 |
- Use your belt for now. |
| 01:12:38 |
Deal with it! |
| 01:12:41 |
No. |
| 01:12:43 |
Goddamnit. |
| 01:12:44 |
- Got it? |
| 01:12:52 |
That was fast. |
| 01:12:58 |
The prostitute?! |
| 01:13:00 |
I can explain! |
| 01:13:01 |
Just when l |
| 01:13:05 |
Wait! No, no, no! |
| 01:13:08 |
I forgot my bag. |
| 01:13:10 |
Oh, Jesus! Tony! |
| 01:13:12 |
- I could still explain. |
| 01:13:15 |
About your bag... |
| 01:13:16 |
My grandmother |
| 01:13:18 |
I hate you! |
| 01:13:20 |
Claire, wait! |
| 01:13:23 |
Wait! |
| 01:13:35 |
No! |
| 01:13:36 |
Come on! |
| 01:13:37 |
Open up! |
| 01:13:39 |
Not again! |
| 01:13:53 |
How ya doin'? |
| 01:13:57 |
Call me. |
| 01:14:16 |
Hi. Can I help you? |
| 01:14:18 |
So, you're Styles McFee. |
| 01:14:23 |
Who are you? |
| 01:14:24 |
What if I said |
| 01:14:26 |
and that other girl's |
| 01:14:29 |
That would explain some things. |
| 01:14:32 |
I'll cut to the chase. |
| 01:14:34 |
You've got my money. I'll let you |
| 01:14:39 |
Possession is 9/10 |
| 01:14:42 |
It's my money now. |
| 01:14:48 |
I think we |
| 01:14:55 |
It's a lot of money. |
| 01:15:00 |
Get the chair, bitch. |
| 01:15:04 |
See, now we're talking. |
| 01:15:06 |
I'll gonna make you |
| 01:15:09 |
If the sex is really, really great, |
| 01:15:16 |
Baby, when l |
| 01:15:19 |
you'll give me all of it. |
| 01:15:21 |
We'll see. |
| 01:15:26 |
I'm done with you. |
| 01:15:29 |
Oh, and look... |
| 01:15:33 |
I got all of it. |
| 01:15:36 |
That's not fair! |
| 01:15:40 |
Okay, I can play fair. |
| 01:15:44 |
- Fair enough. |
| 01:15:55 |
Come on, Styles. |
| 01:15:58 |
Oh, yeah. You can't. |
| 01:16:02 |
Thanks for the good time, Styles. |
| 01:16:04 |
No, stop! Come on. |
| 01:16:07 |
I don't deserve this! |
| 01:16:09 |
Help! |
| 01:16:12 |
Someone help! Help! |
| 01:16:18 |
Get over here! |
| 01:16:21 |
Tony! Help me. |
| 01:16:22 |
What happened to you? |
| 01:16:23 |
There's no time to explain. |
| 01:16:27 |
My girlfriend's purse. |
| 01:16:30 |
Man, that two-timing-- |
| 01:16:33 |
Go get her. Tony! |
| 01:16:49 |
Someone help! |
| 01:17:02 |
Help! |
| 01:17:05 |
Someone help! |
| 01:17:10 |
I call the police. |
| 01:17:19 |
Let me just explain, because I think |
| 01:17:22 |
And...you look great. |
| 01:17:26 |
This is gonna hurt you |
| 01:17:29 |
What? |
| 01:17:43 |
Hey, man. We need to talk. |
| 01:17:46 |
- Knock it off. It's about the money. |
| 01:17:48 |
Don't give me that. |
| 01:17:51 |
The hooker screwed us both! |
| 01:17:52 |
I knew she was too hot |
| 01:17:55 |
We gotta get her! |
| 01:18:00 |
Where do you think you're going?! |
| 01:18:03 |
I was looking for you, baby! |
| 01:18:05 |
Shut up! |
| 01:18:07 |
You don't mind us keeping |
| 01:18:09 |
Hold her hands. I bet she's |
| 01:18:13 |
Yeah, you like that, right? |
| 01:18:16 |
What's this? |
| 01:18:20 |
Pepper spray. |
| 01:18:22 |
- Let me go! |
| 01:18:25 |
We should just let her loose, pervo. |
| 01:18:30 |
I called the police. |
| 01:18:36 |
I don't have time for this. |
| 01:18:44 |
- She's getting away! |
| 01:18:47 |
- No. I got the bag. |
| 01:18:52 |
We're gonna head down |
| 01:18:54 |
You'll find students studying, |
| 01:19:09 |
- My bag?! |
| 01:19:11 |
That bitch tricked us! |
| 01:19:22 |
- Come on. We gotta get out of here. |
| 01:19:29 |
- Give me the money! |
| 01:19:36 |
That's not fair, man! |
| 01:19:38 |
Pleasure doing business |
| 01:19:45 |
- Man, that's my money. |
| 01:19:51 |
Our graduates include two |
| 01:19:54 |
Our faculty is one of the most |
| 01:19:58 |
Tradition. |
| 01:20:02 |
These words come to mind |
| 01:20:10 |
So, here's an interesting bit of trivia. |
| 01:20:12 |
Can anyone tell me which campus building |
| 01:20:20 |
Hey, Pete. |
| 01:20:22 |
One of the nice things |
| 01:20:24 |
is that public beatings like this |
| 01:20:33 |
How does everyone know |
| 01:20:34 |
I don't know. |
| 01:20:36 |
I think we're being set up. |
| 01:20:40 |
Why? |
| 01:20:42 |
Trust me. |
| 01:20:43 |
What are we doing? |
| 01:20:45 |
I'm looking for my bag. |
| 01:20:50 |
Okay...we have to back |
| 01:20:53 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:20:55 |
Listen, you idiot, |
| 01:20:57 |
And I say we're going |
| 01:21:05 |
Do you know someone |
| 01:21:07 |
- You found it? |
| 01:21:08 |
Adrienne's been looking for it! |
| 01:21:10 |
Here you go. |
| 01:21:13 |
Well, thanks! |
| 01:21:16 |
Everyone, this is not a representation |
| 01:21:19 |
I'm giving 3 to 1 odds |
| 01:21:21 |
- This is ridiculous. |
| 01:21:23 |
Gambling is not allowed on campus. |
| 01:21:27 |
- What are the odds? |
| 01:21:29 |
I'm good for 20. |
| 01:21:31 |
- Hold it. |
| 01:21:34 |
Out of my way, morons! |
| 01:21:39 |
36 Starflower. |
| 01:21:42 |
You live here? |
| 01:21:44 |
Yeah, I'm the R.A. |
| 01:21:46 |
We received a call saying there was some |
| 01:21:53 |
Reggie. I thought |
| 01:21:56 |
Who called the police, |
| 01:21:59 |
- That's a fire hazard! |
| 01:22:01 |
- Grandmother's handbag. |
| 01:22:04 |
- Totally! The police are here. |
| 01:22:07 |
Officers, you will be interested to know |
| 01:22:11 |
- A prostitute? |
| 01:22:13 |
- That's Dominique the prostitute! |
| 01:22:17 |
- It seems she's on drugs. |
| 01:22:19 |
- What's going on? |
| 01:22:22 |
- Did Dominique ever arrive? |
| 01:22:24 |
Wait, let me get this straight. |
| 01:22:27 |
But one's the whore, |
| 01:22:30 |
We should get going, or we'll miss |
| 01:22:34 |
Well, it was really nice meeting you. |
| 01:22:37 |
Have a nice time |
| 01:22:39 |
I just have a few more things to pack. |
| 01:22:42 |
I smell smoke. |
| 01:22:44 |
- Foosball was smoking. |
| 01:22:46 |
- You bitches! |
| 01:22:48 |
Marla and Lynne have |
| 01:22:51 |
- It's hers! |
| 01:22:59 |
- Stop it! |
| 01:23:02 |
They're going back in the dorm. |
| 01:23:05 |
- Oh, yeah. |
| 01:23:12 |
I am Dominique from France, |
| 01:23:19 |
It looks good to me. |
| 01:23:22 |
Then who are you?! |
| 01:23:24 |
There she is! |
| 01:23:32 |
Where do you think |
| 01:23:35 |
Finally we meet. |
| 01:23:37 |
Who actually called us? |
| 01:23:39 |
The cops! |
| 01:23:40 |
- Lorenzo Rosatti! |
| 01:23:42 |
Take that! |
| 01:23:48 |
Booker, I think I smell smoke! |
| 01:24:03 |
- Finally we have the Black Hand! |
| 01:24:07 |
Cuff all three of them right here. |
| 01:24:08 |
- Who are you? |
| 01:24:10 |
No, that's just a cover. |
| 01:24:12 |
I am not going down alone! |
| 01:24:14 |
- Does anybody know this girl? |
| 01:24:17 |
- Give me the gun. |
| 01:24:18 |
I've seen her before, Rosatti. |
| 01:24:21 |
- She's lying! |
| 01:24:24 |
Okay, now I smell |
| 01:24:39 |
- They were supposed to fix this. |
| 01:24:42 |
I think so. |
| 01:24:51 |
All right. You three stay put. |
| 01:25:00 |
- I can-- |
| 01:25:04 |
- I'm really sorry. It's just that-- |
| 01:25:09 |
God, I love you. |
| 01:25:10 |
I love you, too, baby. |
| 01:25:13 |
- My grandmother was a bitch, anyway. |
| 01:25:23 |
- Wanna go find that money? |
| 01:25:31 |
There you are. |
| 01:25:37 |
I got your bag back. |
| 01:25:38 |
That's not the right bag. |
| 01:25:42 |
Can I have my glasses back? |
| 01:25:48 |
I have... |
| 01:25:50 |
a confession to make. |
| 01:25:53 |
I'm not gay. |
| 01:25:55 |
I didn't write |
| 01:25:57 |
I wrote that poem for you. |
| 01:26:01 |
You did? |
| 01:26:10 |
There's a shitload of money in here. |
| 01:26:15 |
Keep it together. |
| 01:26:18 |
- You don't need to look over there. |
| 01:26:21 |
Screw it. We don't want your stupid, |
| 01:26:24 |
This place is a madhouse. |
| 01:26:26 |
We got Lorenzo Rosatti-- |
| 01:26:29 |
and a couple of kids |
| 01:26:35 |
I'm not so sure that's a good idea. |
| 01:26:37 |
Totally! After we give |
| 01:26:40 |
we can go to the Bahamas |
| 01:26:42 |
I don't know if we'll have |
| 01:26:45 |
All right, |
| 01:26:47 |
We'll go away and have the best |
| 01:26:51 |
- I'm feeling kind of lucky. |
| 01:27:17 |
Booker, thank God! |
| 01:27:21 |
I don't even want to know. |
| 01:27:25 |
I've had some time |
| 01:27:27 |
and I'm really sorry |
| 01:27:31 |
In fact, |
| 01:27:36 |
I'm a virgin, too. |
| 01:27:37 |
I know. I talk really big |
| 01:27:43 |
And I guess I ordered |
| 01:27:46 |
but I was too embarrassed |
| 01:27:48 |
But I realize now |
| 01:27:51 |
It's okay. We don't have |
| 01:27:55 |
Speak for yourself, loser. |
| 01:27:59 |
In fact, I only came back |
| 01:28:02 |
I'm gonna go have |
| 01:28:07 |
See you tomorrow, Styles. |
| 01:28:17 |
You're not really |
| 01:28:21 |
I don't deserve this, Booker! |
| 01:28:24 |
Yes, I do. |
| 01:28:43 |
I'm such a jerk! |
| 01:28:45 |
I mean, I don't do unto others |
| 01:28:50 |
I don't even know what it is, |
| 01:29:06 |
My family has a lot planned |
| 01:29:09 |
Tell me about your family. |
| 01:29:14 |
Need bathroom. |
| 01:29:20 |
It's right over there. |
| 01:29:25 |
Sorry. |
| 01:29:29 |
Somehow I got your phone, |
| 01:29:31 |
and it's campus security |
| 01:29:34 |
Thanks. |
| 01:29:36 |
Nice robe. |
| 01:29:38 |
Hello? |
| 01:29:39 |
Yeah, this is Wang. |
| 01:29:44 |
What? That's impossible. |
| 01:29:47 |
I don't know who that is, |
| 01:29:49 |
who was mugged |
| 01:29:51 |
They took all her things. |
| 01:29:54 |
We have confirmed her identity. |
| 01:29:58 |
So can you please come |
| 01:30:00 |
I'll come right down. |
| 01:30:02 |
Then who the hell is... |
| 01:30:14 |
- Yeah, Lorenzo double-crossed me. |
| 01:30:17 |
I followed him and this girl |
| 01:30:19 |
Can anyone ID you? |
| 01:30:20 |
No. This dumb foreigner arrived, |
| 01:30:25 |
This whole thing's falling apart. |
| 01:30:27 |
- Shit. |
| 01:30:29 |
I had it in my hands, |
| 01:30:31 |
We need to find it! |
| 01:30:32 |
What the hell happened? |
| 01:30:35 |
Hang on a sec. |
| 01:30:46 |
It's a long story. |
