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Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging
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For the zillionth time, Dad, I'm an adult. |
| 00:00:39 |
Georgia, |
| 00:00:41 |
Now, just take off that shell |
| 00:00:44 |
Dad, my costume is the business. |
| 00:00:50 |
You look fantastic, love. |
| 00:00:51 |
I just don't want you |
| 00:00:53 |
Do you have any idea |
| 00:00:57 |
I have to make an entrance. |
| 00:01:01 |
What's that? |
| 00:01:09 |
And what are you supposed to be? |
| 00:01:11 |
Anyone can see I'm a stuffed olive. |
| 00:01:14 |
Stuffed is right. |
| 00:01:23 |
What happened to you, Ellen? |
| 00:01:24 |
You were supposed to come |
| 00:01:27 |
Well, my mum said no, |
| 00:01:31 |
Jas? Cheese and pineapple stick? |
| 00:01:34 |
Well, the cheese made me look fat |
| 00:01:39 |
I didn't know how to be a vol au vent. |
| 00:01:42 |
But we said we'd all go |
| 00:01:44 |
It was supposed to be a laugh. |
| 00:01:47 |
But boys don't like girls for funniness. |
| 00:01:51 |
- Sorry, Georgia. |
| 00:01:53 |
- Georgia, don't go. |
| 00:04:19 |
Georgia, what are you doing? |
| 00:04:20 |
You'll be late for your first day |
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I'm coming. |
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- Georgia, Mummy wants you. |
| 00:04:32 |
Oh, flip, flipper and flipping hell! |
| 00:04:47 |
Excusez-moi. C'est trés grotesque. |
| 00:04:52 |
If you don't mind? |
| 00:04:56 |
Oi! Cheeky. |
| 00:05:00 |
Libby, stop putting Angus in the fridge. |
| 00:05:03 |
What do you want |
| 00:05:05 |
Stuffed olive? |
| 00:05:10 |
Just because I did something so beyond |
| 00:05:15 |
it doesn't give you the right, |
| 00:05:23 |
Today is the first day of my life |
| 00:05:26 |
And who is she, my little elf? |
| 00:05:30 |
She's not an "elf". Not a munchkin. |
| 00:05:33 |
She is a mature, sophisticated woman |
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So, to celebrate the new me, |
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I've decided what I want to do |
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I want a proper party in a club, |
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You're not old enough to get into a club, |
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If you haven't noticed, I'm a woman now. |
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I wear a bra! |
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Bob. |
| 00:06:02 |
Are you really trying to |
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There's no way that you are having |
| 00:06:08 |
where there's drinking, |
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What sort of parents |
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- Do you really want me to answer that? |
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- Why would we damage you? |
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Honestly, Georgia, this attitude is... |
| 00:06:19 |
Welcome to the tragic universe |
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Why? I'll give you |
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Number one, |
| 00:06:29 |
- No us, no you. |
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- You understand? You wouldn't exist. |
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Number two, they hate me having a life |
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and mine's just starting. |
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- And it's not good enough. |
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- Number three. |
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My little sister's bonkers. Poor Angus |
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- A lot of trouble! |
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- Number four... |
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- ... my nose is the size of Jupiter. |
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- I need to go into an ugly home. |
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what have you gone and done now? |
| 00:06:57 |
How did you manage |
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You haven't, have you? |
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Oh, crikey. Bob, she shaved them. |
| 00:07:06 |
Number five, I'll never get a boyfriend. |
| 00:07:09 |
What's the hurry |
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Why don't you just enjoy being 14? |
| 00:07:16 |
Enjoy being 14? How twisted is that? |
| 00:07:20 |
And if home isn't mental enough, |
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I have to spend all day at this loony bin, |
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Sometimes I think Jas and I are |
| 00:07:34 |
There's Dave the Laugh. |
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- Why do they even call him that? |
| 00:07:40 |
Boys are such a mystery. |
| 00:07:42 |
- Yeah, how was that? |
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The Bummer Twins |
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- Twice as mean. |
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Twice as mingy. |
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Lindsay "Slag" Marling |
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She really is Miss Slag of the Century. |
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And where did she get |
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How did they grow that fast? |
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Two minutes to lessons, children. |
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Let's not start the term |
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Our headmistress, Slim, |
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'cause I caught her once |
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I laughed so much I nearly fainted. |
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- Hey, guys! |
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to fill in the long hours |
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- Christmas tree. |
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Ellen, Rosie, Jas and moi. |
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Now, when your hands are numb you lift |
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See? It feels like someone else |
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not your own hands, right? |
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- Wow. Freakilicious. |
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I don't think we should be doing this. |
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Well, you asked me |
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So, what's the best thing |
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It just feels really natural. |
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And the snogging is wicked. |
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Sven uses varying pressure. |
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My parents snog occasionally. |
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Cringey. |
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Seeing old people over the age of 30 |
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Of all of the boys I've ever snogged, |
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'Cause he's emotional. |
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Where have you got to |
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What? |
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Jas and I invented a snogging scale. |
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- You're mad. |
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- How would you know anything about it? |
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- Who got 82% in Bio? |
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We cut out all the letters about kissing |
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from the problem pages |
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So, it starts with level one, |
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Two, arms around waist. |
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Four, kiss lasting over three minutes |
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- Five, open mouth kissing. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Seven, upper body fondling outdoors. |
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Eight... Oh, my God. |
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I've gone all jelloid. |
| 00:10:32 |
- Who are those fitties? |
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They are sex gods. |
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- They must be newbies. |
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Ladies? |
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- They have mushy peas and chips. |
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Yeah, definitely. |
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I want them! |
| 00:12:06 |
You're here. You're late. Get changed. |
| 00:12:09 |
- Do we have to? |
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You used to love doing things |
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Georgia, don't start, not tonight. |
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and your granddad's coming as well. |
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Oh, look out. |
| 00:12:24 |
Oh, no. |
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They're Granddad's teeth. |
| 00:12:36 |
Granddad's teeth. |
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So, the sex gods are twins. |
| 00:12:42 |
- C'est magnifique. |
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- But they're not identical. |
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They're two years above us. |
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Jackie's got Geography |
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She says he just moved here |
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London! I knew they were cosmopolitan. |
| 00:13:00 |
Apparently their family just opened |
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Dishy and nutritious. |
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So, G, Tom or Robbie? |
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- What about me? |
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That's not fair! |
| 00:13:15 |
Ellen, you have to be emotionally |
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Jas and I are there. |
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That proves it. |
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We have to know ourselves, |
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Can you handle that? |
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Okay, so it's time for the |
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Finished. |
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You lot are so sweet. |
| 00:14:13 |
- So did I. |
| 00:14:15 |
Hey, who gave me a four for my nose? |
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And look. Someone else |
| 00:14:23 |
What's wrong with my mouth? |
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God, I'm having a nervy B. |
| 00:14:35 |
We've only gone over the plan |
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You don't need to have a breakdown. |
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Okay. How's my hair? |
| 00:14:43 |
Very Keira Knightley. |
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Remember, lower your voice |
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Okay. |
| 00:15:00 |
- Hi there, how are you? |
| 00:15:03 |
- Can I get some onions please? |
| 00:15:07 |
- Yeah. |
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Just a pound, please. |
| 00:15:11 |
- A pound. |
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- These are nice ones, these are. |
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What are you doing? |
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Jas? Hey, Jas. Quelle surprise. |
| 00:15:29 |
What a shock to see you here. |
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I want this brother. |
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That's fine. |
| 00:15:40 |
How nice to see you, Georgia. I was just |
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Well, you know your onions, |
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You've been eating |
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Cool. |
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Oh, I'm sorry. |
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- I'm Jas. |
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Do you need something |
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- So, what school are you two at? |
| 00:16:05 |
Ridgley? Me, too. Just started. |
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- Here you go. |
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That's all right. Can't let my brother |
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without a cup of tea. |
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Sorry? |
| 00:16:21 |
- Apples. She likes apples. |
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About a pound, yeah? |
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Robbie, this is Jas and Georgia. |
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Okay. Yeah, |
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Tom, I got to move. I got band practice. |
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- You're in a band. |
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- Oh, what are you called? |
| 00:16:43 |
- Great name. |
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I'm a bass player. |
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Did you know bass players |
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I guess they do. I do have big hands. |
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Hey, Jubbly. Is that my little Jubbly? |
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- You like cats? |
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Don't I, lovely Jubbly? Do you have one? |
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Angus. Her cat's called Angus. |
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He's part Scottish wildcat. |
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I used to walk him by the sea. |
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- And his lead. |
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Georgia? |
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What are you doing here? |
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Mum, you're so funny. |
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- My favourites. |
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What a lovely selection of Brie. |
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How am I ever |
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My mum |
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- She wasn't that bad. |
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in Eastbourne I have flatulence issues |
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I don't think he took any notice. |
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And, anyway, he was well into you |
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- Do you think so? |
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You were great asking him |
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- And he likes cats, like me. |
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Did you see the way Tom held onto |
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- when he gave me the onions? |
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He is so gorgeous! |
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They're both beyond |
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Oh, are you sure |
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Oh, GG, it was really fab. |
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- Fabbity fab? |
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And Robbie will understand. |
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He'll probably like you more |
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you've got a mum |
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You're right. |
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God, Robbie's just so |
| 00:18:47 |
- Tom said, "See you later." |
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- What exactly does that mean? |
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Do you think Tom says that to everyone |
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like a sort of "See you later" |
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No. He wouldn't say "See you later" |
| 00:19:06 |
Otherwise he would just say |
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- Don't you get it? |
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I don't know. I'm not boy lingual yet. |
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But I tell you what. |
| 00:19:23 |
Big fish little fish cardboard box |
| 00:19:24 |
Big fish little fish cardboard box |
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Lindsay, stop it. |
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Oh, Robbie, stop. |
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Oh, no. I don't mind, honestly. |
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Come on. |
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All right? Or you'll just have to |
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Oh, Robbie. |
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Maybe they're just mates. |
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Don't be a plonker, El. |
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I already feel fed up with boys, |
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and I haven't had anything |
| 00:20:01 |
I don't know how |
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- I can never compete with Lindsay. |
| 00:20:05 |
You've got |
| 00:20:08 |
Yeah? Like what? |
| 00:20:11 |
- Well, you're really funny. |
| 00:20:16 |
You were so hilarious |
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But, Jas, you said |
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Well, I just meant |
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Oh, yeah. What do they rate then? |
| 00:20:35 |
Skinny-Minnie blondie boobie girly girls |
| 00:20:41 |
Well, she does have that cover-girl look |
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So, are you saying |
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Thong alert! |
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I always knew she was from Vulgaria. |
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- Now that's what boys like. |
| 00:21:05 |
- Nah. |
| 00:21:08 |
No way. I'm not gonna injure myself |
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And Slaggy Lindsay should know |
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did not burn their bras and give women |
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What a swiz! |
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- That is just diabolical. |
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Bet you Robbie doesn't know about that. |
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At least I sort of fill up my bra |
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Even though it does bunch up |
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So, she has false boobs, |
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You would score more |
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Defo. |
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But she's got Robbie |
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I can't. |
| 00:22:00 |
You want to move up |
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I'm not that desperate. |
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You have to step up to compete. |
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You'll gain skills |
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- Hi. |
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The man, the myth, the legend. |
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- Your parents aren't here, are they? |
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My hours are between 4:30 and 5:30 |
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Any musical requests? |
| 00:23:03 |
The right tune creates the right vibe. |
| 00:23:07 |
50 Cent? Dido? Inner Relaxation Mix? |
| 00:23:12 |
Whatever. You choose. |
| 00:23:22 |
Now, what kind of experience |
| 00:23:27 |
Oh, loads. |
| 00:23:31 |
You have to be completely honest |
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Okay, I guess I practise a lot |
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On average a person will have |
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So close your eyes, |
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We're going to do a standard one first. |
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Wow, you're a natural. |
| 00:23:56 |
- Really? |
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- That's very common with beginners. |
| 00:24:03 |
Next, movement. |
| 00:24:05 |
When I move my head in |
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The boy leads and the girl always fits in. |
| 00:24:11 |
- Where should I put my hands? |
| 00:24:23 |
You're a quick learner. Now, tongues. |
| 00:24:28 |
They're a health and safety issue. |
| 00:24:30 |
The secret is to strike the right balance |
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Start slowly, like a turtle, not a lizard. |
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Avoid washing machine syndrome. |
| 00:25:06 |
Sadly, this session's over. |
| 00:25:12 |
- Hi, Georgia. |
| 00:25:16 |
Thank you, Georgia. I'll be in touch. |
| 00:25:23 |
You did tongues, didn't you? |
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You did a big fat tongue sandwich, |
| 00:25:29 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:25:35 |
But who cares? |
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Wait! |
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Mum? Dad? |
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I just want you both to know how much I |
| 00:26:01 |
I mean, it can't be easy since |
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'cause it was so long ago. |
| 00:26:05 |
Have you been inhaling fumes |
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I want to talk party details. |
| 00:26:13 |
Oh, Georgia. I told you I needed |
| 00:26:16 |
Oh, this is important! |
| 00:26:18 |
- Oh, all right! You go first. |
| 00:26:23 |
You haven't got some fancy fellow |
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No. Honestly, Dad. |
| 00:26:31 |
This isn't the Middle Ages, you know. |
| 00:26:37 |
Sorry, Dad. I must be hormonal. |
| 00:26:42 |
Can I have a D. J? |
| 00:26:44 |
Why would we pay for one when |
| 00:26:47 |
- What? |
| 00:26:48 |
No way. |
| 00:26:53 |
If we hire a club, |
| 00:26:55 |
We are not going to hire a club. |
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I can get a very good rate |
| 00:27:00 |
We've thrown |
| 00:27:02 |
We still know how to get down. |
| 00:27:08 |
Hey, wait, missy. |
| 00:27:13 |
Okay, just please stop snogging. |
| 00:27:18 |
- I have been offered a promotion. |
| 00:27:22 |
Maybe I can get a PDA |
| 00:27:26 |
Georgia, where in the world do you find |
| 00:27:31 |
- I don't know, Dad. |
| 00:27:36 |
That's the slight catch. |
| 00:27:41 |
- What? |
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and I don't have to decide anything yet. |
| 00:27:46 |
I really want to discuss it |
| 00:27:47 |
It's a bit of a shock for us all |
| 00:27:49 |
but your dad's not going to do |
| 00:27:52 |
Oh, Dad, you should totally go. |
| 00:27:57 |
Yes. One less parent to deal with. |
| 00:28:01 |
If Dad goes to New Zealand |
| 00:28:04 |
and have my dream party. |
| 00:28:07 |
Now, I just need a plan to show Robbie |
| 00:28:11 |
So, I've figured out what I've got |
| 00:28:16 |
Hair on the back of your legs? |
| 00:28:18 |
- The Angus advantage. |
| 00:28:22 |
Robbie loves cats and so do I. So, |
| 00:28:26 |
- But Angus isn't missing. |
| 00:28:30 |
We just pretend Angus is missing |
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He'll discover how unfake I am |
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and then I'll try out my new natural |
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I've got my sex god. |
| 00:28:45 |
and we're all set for my party. |
| 00:28:51 |
Okay. When you see Robbie |
| 00:28:55 |
you let Angus go |
| 00:29:00 |
resulting in high self esteem for him |
| 00:29:05 |
Yeah, got it. Is that Tom? |
| 00:29:08 |
Oh, he has got a fit bum. |
| 00:29:12 |
Quality lushness! Oh, I wish |
| 00:29:18 |
Honestly, Jas. Sometimes I think |
| 00:29:23 |
- Just focus on the plan. |
| 00:29:31 |
Have you done those |
| 00:29:32 |
Yes. Yes, Mum. |
| 00:29:36 |
- Hiya. |
| 00:29:43 |
Are you okay? What's wrong? |
| 00:29:46 |
It's my cat. He's lost. |
| 00:29:51 |
I don't know what happened. |
| 00:29:56 |
I'd go out and look with you |
| 00:30:02 |
I'll put it in the window. |
| 00:30:04 |
Sure. Thanks, Robbie. |
| 00:30:15 |
Georgia! |
| 00:30:19 |
- If I lost Jubbly, I'd be really upset, too. |
| 00:30:26 |
Ben, Ben, Ben! Get it, Ben, go! |
| 00:30:35 |
- Trixie. |
| 00:30:41 |
- Are you all right? |
| 00:30:44 |
- Can you get the cat? |
| 00:30:47 |
Trixie, come back! |
| 00:30:53 |
Angus? |
| 00:30:54 |
Come on, you fluffy cat. Angus? Angus? |
| 00:30:59 |
So, are you glad |
| 00:31:03 |
Yeah. Have you always lived here? |
| 00:31:05 |
Yeah. It's called God's Waiting Room |
| 00:31:11 |
- I heard Eastbourne's the new Brighton. |
| 00:31:18 |
It's more peaceful here than London. |
| 00:31:23 |
I like to come to the beach. |
| 00:31:27 |
- About what? |
| 00:31:30 |
I don't know, life, the universe. |
| 00:31:33 |
- How reality TV is brainwashing us. |
| 00:31:38 |
Angus? Come on, you fluffy cat. |
| 00:31:40 |
So, what do the Stiff Dylans sound like? |
| 00:31:42 |
Well, actually we've got a lot of |
| 00:31:48 |
My dad listens to Pink Floyd |
| 00:31:51 |
- He knows all the words backwards. |
| 00:31:55 |
- He thinks he's Hendrix. |
| 00:31:58 |
Oh, not as wicked as me. I've taken the |
| 00:32:02 |
Let's see one then. |
| 00:32:25 |
Thank you and good night, Eastbourne. |
| 00:32:29 |
- You've been a great crowd. |
| 00:32:37 |
I don't think Angus is here. |
| 00:32:43 |
Okay, let's go. |
| 00:32:54 |
- So, is that your mum behind the till? |
| 00:32:57 |
She's really pretty. Mine's mental. |
| 00:33:01 |
No, honestly, she's mad as a hatter. |
| 00:33:04 |
She's actually become |
| 00:33:07 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:33:09 |
Promise you won't take anything |
| 00:33:12 |
That's no problem. |
| 00:33:16 |
So, does your dad work |
| 00:33:20 |
No, he's in London. |
| 00:33:23 |
My parents just got divorced. |
| 00:33:26 |
- Oh, sorry. |
| 00:33:31 |
That's why my mum opened the shop. |
| 00:33:34 |
It's good that Tom and I can |
| 00:33:41 |
- What's wrong? |
| 00:33:46 |
- Robbie! |
| 00:33:50 |
Yeah. |
| 00:33:52 |
- Angus. Come here. |
| 00:33:56 |
- I'm sorry, Georgia. |
| 00:33:59 |
- You were meant to be waiting... |
| 00:34:00 |
...by the fountain. |
| 00:34:02 |
It's okay, it's all right. I'll get him. |
| 00:34:06 |
He went down there. |
| 00:34:10 |
Ouch. |
| 00:34:13 |
Angus, come here. Gotcha. |
| 00:34:19 |
Good boy. Got you. I've got him. |
| 00:34:25 |
- Are you okay? |
| 00:34:28 |
Yeah, where'd you find him, Jas? |
| 00:34:33 |
I found him in the park by the fountain. |
| 00:34:38 |
That's lucky. |
| 00:34:41 |
Angus was raised by a family |
| 00:34:46 |
- Yeah? |
| 00:34:49 |
- Here we go. |
| 00:34:55 |
You saved him. |
| 00:34:58 |
Oh, Robbie. Lindsay called |
| 00:35:03 |
Right, I'd better go. |
| 00:35:06 |
Sure. No problem. |
| 00:35:11 |
Yeah, yeah, it was fun. I'll see you later. |
| 00:35:13 |
All right, Jas. |
| 00:35:15 |
- Oh, yeah. |
| 00:35:16 |
Yeah, see ya later. |
| 00:35:19 |
- "See ya later." Again. |
| 00:35:25 |
- Jas? |
| 00:35:27 |
- Do you wanna go out some time? |
| 00:35:32 |
- Yeah, with me. |
| 00:35:34 |
- Great. Should I get your number then? |
| 00:35:41 |
When do you think he'll really call? |
| 00:35:43 |
Do you think I should have |
| 00:35:45 |
Or would that have |
| 00:35:47 |
Jas, it was perfect. |
| 00:35:52 |
But he's from a broken home. |
| 00:35:56 |
Totally. When he calls will you help me |
| 00:36:00 |
Love to. |
| 00:36:03 |
Good job, Angus. |
| 00:36:15 |
...family! |
| 00:36:16 |
I'm gonna have to be |
| 00:36:19 |
- dealing with everything! |
| 00:36:20 |
We can't just turn up with nothing |
| 00:36:23 |
I know, but I'm just trying to tell you... |
| 00:36:24 |
Then you can come join me |
| 00:36:26 |
- It'll be fantastic for all of us! |
| 00:36:29 |
- I'm just saying it's upsetting to me... |
| 00:36:31 |
- Oh, my God! |
| 00:36:39 |
Your dad is just impossible. |
| 00:36:42 |
Georgia? Can you come up here |
| 00:36:52 |
Hi, sweetheart. Can you |
| 00:36:54 |
'Cause your mum is |
| 00:36:59 |
Dad, why do you need |
| 00:37:03 |
- 'Cause they go with everything. |
| 00:37:06 |
Hey, I'm not going on a fashion shoot. |
| 00:37:11 |
Hey, what is it, munchkin? |
| 00:37:14 |
Dad, I don't like it |
| 00:37:21 |
Promise me you won't hang out |
| 00:37:25 |
Not even ugly ones. |
| 00:37:30 |
What are you talking about, Georgia? |
| 00:37:34 |
Hey, this is a big change for us all. |
| 00:37:39 |
I'm not going out there |
| 00:37:43 |
Though I'm glad you still think |
| 00:37:46 |
even if he does belong |
| 00:37:50 |
Come on, then. How many pairs |
| 00:37:54 |
- Two. |
| 00:37:56 |
- Georgia? It's a boy. Result! |
| 00:38:00 |
- Mr Peter Dyer. |
| 00:38:05 |
What? He sounds keen to talk to you. |
| 00:38:10 |
Georgia! |
| 00:38:12 |
Georgia? |
| 00:38:13 |
- Goodbye, love. |
| 00:38:15 |
Kiss for Daddy? Bye, Libby. |
| 00:38:21 |
Oh, my little elf. |
| 00:38:24 |
- Oh, my love, you've got conjunctivitis. |
| 00:38:27 |
I'm sad you're going and all that, |
| 00:38:31 |
- What? |
| 00:38:34 |
Oh, Georgia, I wish you'd stop messing |
| 00:38:38 |
- You're beautiful. |
| 00:38:41 |
You have to say that. You're my dad. |
| 00:38:45 |
Okay, you guys, I'm gonna ring you |
| 00:38:48 |
Oh, and Georgie, darling, one last thing. |
| 00:38:54 |
- Bob, have you got your flight socks? |
| 00:39:00 |
Georgia. He called. |
| 00:39:05 |
- Already? |
| 00:39:07 |
I'm having a major nervy B. |
| 00:39:12 |
The ice is bringing it down, though. |
| 00:39:18 |
You're not planning |
| 00:39:21 |
Duh. I'm not a scrubber. |
| 00:39:25 |
to make me look more mature, |
| 00:39:26 |
or if it'll just go bunchy under my top |
| 00:39:30 |
- Pencil test. |
| 00:39:38 |
Crap. So no bra tonight. |
| 00:39:40 |
God, mine's staying up for the first time. |
| 00:39:44 |
- You're lucky. You're so voluptuous. |
| 00:39:48 |
No, you've got |
| 00:39:52 |
Sadly, my mum can get |
| 00:39:56 |
I don't want them to get too big. |
| 00:39:58 |
Otherwise I'll end up with backbreakers |
| 00:40:01 |
- The Queen hasn't got big bazoomas. |
| 00:40:05 |
She has a special bra that |
| 00:40:07 |
so she doesn't look common |
| 00:40:13 |
Jas, do you think, maybe, |
| 00:40:17 |
how much better I am for Robbie |
| 00:40:20 |
- Of course. Oh, how's my spot? |
| 00:40:24 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:40:34 |
- Hello. |
| 00:40:36 |
I'm just getting dressed. |
| 00:40:39 |
What a pretty bride in your lucky dress. |
| 00:40:42 |
Mum, will you hurry up? |
| 00:40:44 |
- I've got to go meet Jas! |
| 00:40:46 |
- Here comes the bride. |
| 00:40:48 |
will you stop dressing Angus |
| 00:40:50 |
All dressed in white. |
| 00:40:51 |
Slips off banana skins |
| 00:40:54 |
You'll soon discover this is a madhouse. |
| 00:40:56 |
Are you okay, Angus? |
| 00:41:01 |
- You look lovely, Angus. |
| 00:41:03 |
- Yes, please. |
| 00:41:06 |
Georgia, I'm thinking about |
| 00:41:12 |
What a lovely dress! |
| 00:41:14 |
But don't tell your dad. |
| 00:41:19 |
- What a pretty bride! |
| 00:41:21 |
- I'm Connie. |
| 00:41:22 |
... who's ancient but still a fittie. |
| 00:41:24 |
Oh, yeah. Yeah, good. |
| 00:41:26 |
But he'd never fancy her |
| 00:41:28 |
- and in that top? |
| 00:41:31 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:41:33 |
Tom's lips are so soft. |
| 00:41:36 |
Did you tell him |
| 00:41:38 |
I dreamt about Tom all night. |
| 00:41:40 |
Earth to Jas. |
| 00:41:44 |
Oh, sorry, I forgot. |
| 00:41:47 |
Thanks. |
| 00:41:49 |
Wait a minute. Tom did say something. |
| 00:41:52 |
He said Robbie thought Lindsay |
| 00:41:57 |
Tom smells so nice, |
| 00:42:01 |
Great. |
| 00:42:02 |
So, what exactly did he mean |
| 00:42:05 |
You know, Tom wants to go into |
| 00:42:08 |
He says the future's organic. |
| 00:42:10 |
That's fascinating, |
| 00:42:12 |
Hello, gorgeous. |
| 00:42:28 |
Excuse me? Jas? |
| 00:42:35 |
Washing machine syndrome or what? |
| 00:42:53 |
- Jas? |
| 00:42:56 |
- Jas? |
| 00:43:29 |
- She's being really shallow. |
| 00:43:33 |
- Hi. Mrs Unavailable. |
| 00:43:37 |
We all think you've really changed |
| 00:43:40 |
Oh, come on, G. |
| 00:43:49 |
A thong? |
| 00:43:53 |
- What? |
| 00:43:56 |
Why are you being so stroppy? |
| 00:44:01 |
Just think of it like me going |
| 00:44:04 |
All right. |
| 00:44:07 |
- I taught you well. |
| 00:44:11 |
Let's get physical. |
| 00:44:25 |
What are you waving at, minger? |
| 00:44:30 |
Listen, short arse, |
| 00:44:34 |
He's not a cradle snatcher, |
| 00:44:36 |
- So back off! |
| 00:44:45 |
Talk to each other, ladies. |
| 00:44:48 |
Pass the ball. |
| 00:44:51 |
- Go on, Georgia, go on. |
| 00:44:55 |
Oh, the cow. I can't believe she did that. |
| 00:44:59 |
- That Lindsay was well out of order. |
| 00:45:03 |
- Robbie mentioned you at lunch. |
| 00:45:06 |
He said he was happy you found Angus. |
| 00:45:08 |
How sweet. |
| 00:45:09 |
He just has to get to know you |
| 00:45:12 |
Kirsty Walsh in upper fifth's having |
| 00:45:15 |
- I got you all invited. |
| 00:45:18 |
This is your chance |
| 00:45:22 |
Oh, there's Tom. I'll see you later, gang. |
| 00:45:28 |
- How are you? |
| 00:45:31 |
Quick, Georgia, hide. |
| 00:45:38 |
And did you see my second goal? |
| 00:45:42 |
I saw you floor Georgia. |
| 00:45:44 |
Well, why do you care about her |
| 00:45:46 |
- It was a cheap shot. |
| 00:45:49 |
You can give me a spanking |
| 00:45:54 |
- Did you see that? |
| 00:45:56 |
- How could you not? |
| 00:45:59 |
but he converted it to lips-to-cheek. |
| 00:46:01 |
Which proves |
| 00:46:03 |
- So right. |
| 00:46:06 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:46:10 |
- Ellen lost an earring. |
| 00:46:18 |
It was another one. |
| 00:46:22 |
One she wasn't wearing. |
| 00:46:29 |
- You're nuts. |
| 00:46:31 |
- See you later. |
| 00:46:34 |
I really think I owe Georgia an apology. |
| 00:46:39 |
You were playing absolutely brilliantly. |
| 00:46:42 |
- You should go up for the school team. |
| 00:46:46 |
Yeah, she's right, you should, Georgia. |
| 00:46:57 |
- Is my moustache showing? |
| 00:47:01 |
Well, my mum gave me this cream |
| 00:47:04 |
You're so lucky |
| 00:47:07 |
I know. |
| 00:47:09 |
- But I do have to shave my armpits now. |
| 00:47:19 |
- Do you think we're sad, Georgia? |
| 00:47:23 |
Because we're the only two left |
| 00:47:31 |
Oh, come on in, Mum. |
| 00:47:37 |
Don't be silly. |
| 00:47:40 |
I've seen all your bits and pieces. |
| 00:47:42 |
- Connie, paella's ready. |
| 00:47:47 |
He could teach your dad |
| 00:47:50 |
Now, I need you |
| 00:47:52 |
because I'm taking Jem |
| 00:47:56 |
Why? |
| 00:47:57 |
Because he's really passionate about it. |
| 00:48:00 |
- But Dad loves to dance. |
| 00:48:03 |
Like Mick Jagger with two left feet. |
| 00:48:07 |
Honestly, Mum. Have a bit of dignity. |
| 00:48:12 |
Whatevers. Your mum's well wicked, |
| 00:48:19 |
Minger. |
| 00:48:36 |
Wonder why he's not here yet. |
| 00:48:45 |
Hi. |
| 00:48:46 |
Come, fiasco scale 9.9 approaching. |
| 00:49:26 |
- Peter, what are you doing? |
| 00:49:30 |
Sorry, I've been really busy studying. |
| 00:49:34 |
Listen, I'm really into you. |
| 00:49:39 |
Peter! |
| 00:49:40 |
Peter! |
| 00:49:46 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:49:48 |
Look at the slag's knickers. |
| 00:50:00 |
What? |
| 00:50:03 |
You have to tell Robbie |
| 00:50:06 |
That's not what it looked like. |
| 00:50:08 |
You had your skirt up |
| 00:50:09 |
- with your knickers on full display. |
| 00:50:13 |
Why couldn't I have just banged my |
| 00:50:15 |
and died right there? |
| 00:50:17 |
Why couldn't you have |
| 00:50:19 |
Jas, this is serious! |
| 00:50:22 |
I have to get Robbie alone, |
| 00:50:26 |
You know, Tom told me he and Robbie |
| 00:50:30 |
- but Lindsay isn't going. |
| 00:50:35 |
Honestly! Your best mate is banished |
| 00:50:39 |
and you're withholding vital info. |
| 00:50:44 |
She doesn't like |
| 00:50:47 |
And she's checking out party venues. |
| 00:50:51 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:50:54 |
I don't want Lindsay to get the best club. |
| 00:50:59 |
Well, her mum knows |
| 00:51:03 |
You have to come to the pool with me. |
| 00:51:05 |
But I hate swimming. |
| 00:51:09 |
Please, Jas. |
| 00:51:21 |
Hi, Georgia! |
| 00:51:23 |
- What a surprise to see you here! |
| 00:51:26 |
- I bring my little sister all the time. |
| 00:51:29 |
Jas, I need to speak with you urgently. |
| 00:51:32 |
My life is a fiasco and a sham. |
| 00:51:35 |
My mum's dumped Libby on me, so |
| 00:51:39 |
We're practically orphans |
| 00:51:42 |
but now I've got even bigger problems. |
| 00:51:46 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:51:47 |
It'll be fine. |
| 00:51:54 |
Libby, this is Robbie. |
| 00:52:00 |
She thinks she's part cat. |
| 00:52:02 |
Come on, Libby, |
| 00:52:06 |
- Are you coming in the water, too, Jas? |
| 00:52:14 |
Well, you coming in then, or what? |
| 00:52:28 |
Robbie, about last night... |
| 00:52:30 |
It's cool. I mean, Peter Dyer's got a rep |
| 00:52:35 |
But I'm not going out with him. |
| 00:52:37 |
- Does he know that? |
| 00:52:41 |
It wasn't at all what it looked like. |
| 00:52:45 |
Well, that's good. |
| 00:52:55 |
All right, all right, all right. |
| 00:52:59 |
Okay, let's do handstands. |
| 00:53:03 |
- I'm really good at this. |
| 00:53:05 |
- Okay? |
| 00:53:18 |
- So, how was it? |
| 00:53:21 |
- I told you I was good. |
| 00:53:25 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:53:30 |
I thought my legs were too pale, |
| 00:53:34 |
Don't, stop. |
| 00:53:38 |
Please don't look at them. |
| 00:53:41 |
They're like giant cheesy puffs. |
| 00:54:18 |
I'd better go. I've got |
| 00:54:30 |
- He kissed you? |
| 00:54:32 |
- Oh, my God. |
| 00:54:36 |
Way beyond all the stuff |
| 00:54:38 |
- Fireworks whooshing and stuff. |
| 00:54:41 |
And his lips were the perfect moisture. |
| 00:54:44 |
Nothing like Saliva Boy. |
| 00:54:45 |
And he did that varying pressure |
| 00:54:49 |
and then said, |
| 00:54:52 |
- What? |
| 00:54:55 |
- It could be anything. |
| 00:54:58 |
Tom called me the same day |
| 00:55:00 |
- It will probably be any minute then. |
| 00:55:04 |
So, let's step up the party plans. |
| 00:55:08 |
Venue, fashion statements, |
| 00:55:11 |
- You should do black and white. |
| 00:55:14 |
G, Tom's texting. I've got to go. Bye. |
| 00:55:22 |
Hello? |
| 00:55:23 |
- Georgia? |
| 00:55:26 |
Have you been on the phone? I've been |
| 00:55:28 |
How many times have I told you |
| 00:55:31 |
Nice to hear your voice, too, Dad. |
| 00:55:36 |
Hi, I've been waiting for your call. |
| 00:55:38 |
Yeah, I've been trying |
| 00:55:40 |
- Okay, Dad. End of... |
| 00:55:43 |
I've got exciting news. |
| 00:55:45 |
Connie, Georgia, I really want you |
| 00:55:49 |
- What? |
| 00:55:51 |
and they love my ideas |
| 00:55:52 |
They want me to run it. |
| 00:55:54 |
- Wow. |
| 00:55:58 |
- I'm just starting to get a life. |
| 00:56:00 |
I'm not. It's just, I'd be bored to death |
| 00:56:05 |
- We can't go. |
| 00:56:06 |
Can we talk about this later? |
| 00:56:09 |
Can I speak to your mum |
| 00:56:11 |
Okay. Please don't be long. |
| 00:56:14 |
I'm expecting |
| 00:56:21 |
Robbie. |
| 00:56:26 |
- Hey, babe. |
| 00:56:27 |
Not again, Peter. |
| 00:56:31 |
I'm sorry if I pushed |
| 00:56:33 |
You just drive me crazy. |
| 00:56:36 |
- Peter, I can't go out with you. I'm sorry. |
| 00:56:44 |
I may be moving away. |
| 00:56:45 |
Okay, we'll just enjoy |
| 00:56:48 |
Look, I can't go out with you because... |
| 00:56:53 |
Because... |
| 00:56:55 |
Because I'm a lesbian. |
| 00:58:19 |
Jas, who does level five snogging |
| 00:58:25 |
A boy who can't make up his mind? |
| 00:58:27 |
But he said he was glad |
| 00:58:30 |
And then he gave me a real kiss. |
| 00:58:33 |
I really felt something deep |
| 00:58:35 |
For goodness sake, Georgia, |
| 00:58:38 |
It's a school night. |
| 00:58:41 |
Well, at least you know |
| 00:58:43 |
But he could have told me |
| 00:58:47 |
- G? |
| 00:58:50 |
Lindsay. She's moved her party |
| 00:58:55 |
How did she know that was |
| 00:58:58 |
She saw my designs |
| 00:59:01 |
- What? |
| 00:59:03 |
and she grabbed them. |
| 00:59:04 |
Tom said they looked really artistic. |
| 00:59:07 |
Jas. What am I going to do now? |
| 00:59:11 |
No one's going to come to my loser |
| 00:59:15 |
Georgia! You have to get enough sleep |
| 00:59:19 |
It's a wonder you girls have |
| 00:59:22 |
Mum, we're having a crisis |
| 00:59:26 |
You won't let me have |
| 00:59:28 |
and now everyone's going |
| 00:59:31 |
and no decent boys |
| 00:59:33 |
because I'm the naff girl who had |
| 00:59:38 |
- Georgia. |
| 00:59:41 |
Jas, spill it. |
| 00:59:49 |
Georgie, darling. |
| 00:59:53 |
Come here. |
| 01:00:01 |
I know what you're feeling like, honey. |
| 01:00:04 |
It's awful when you like someone |
| 01:00:09 |
- Mum, what exactly has Jas told you? |
| 01:00:16 |
And, honey, it's your business. You can |
| 01:00:23 |
You're such a clever, bright girl, |
| 01:00:29 |
And please, |
| 01:00:32 |
have a look at this. |
| 01:00:36 |
Mum, I really don't need to learn |
| 01:00:42 |
No, honey, this is a very special book |
| 01:00:45 |
that will open your mind to the |
| 01:00:49 |
See? I already knew |
| 01:00:54 |
They're infuriating. |
| 01:00:57 |
Exactly. |
| 01:00:58 |
And they act like they like you |
| 01:01:02 |
Then out of the blue, they decide |
| 01:01:08 |
And don't worry too much. |
| 01:01:13 |
Okay, poppet? Yeah? |
| 01:01:50 |
Come on. |
| 01:01:52 |
Jem, sweetie, can you come here? |
| 01:01:59 |
Hi, girls. I didn't see you there. |
| 01:02:03 |
Put your tongues away, you slappers. |
| 01:02:11 |
Can you open this for me, love? |
| 01:02:13 |
Bottle of red? |
| 01:02:26 |
- Mum! |
| 01:02:36 |
I'm getting really worried. I mean, how |
| 01:02:43 |
- If I could just show you... |
| 01:02:46 |
When's your dad coming back? |
| 01:02:49 |
He wants to take |
| 01:02:52 |
What? So you're going to move there? |
| 01:02:54 |
No way. |
| 01:02:57 |
And I can't go now, |
| 01:03:00 |
- Good. |
| 01:03:01 |
do you think your mum |
| 01:03:08 |
- Sorry. |
| 01:03:12 |
You know, you're right. |
| 01:03:16 |
He'd never fancy your mum |
| 01:03:18 |
- No way. |
| 01:03:22 |
Okay. |
| 01:03:24 |
Last night, my mum tried to have this |
| 01:03:28 |
after you opened |
| 01:03:30 |
- Cringeworthy or what? |
| 01:03:34 |
It's my mum's Boy Bible, |
| 01:03:37 |
- But isn't that book American? |
| 01:03:41 |
Well, then it'll be about American boys, |
| 01:03:45 |
No, it's about boykind. |
| 01:03:50 |
- It says boys are like elastic bands. |
| 01:03:53 |
What do you mean, like elastic bands? |
| 01:03:55 |
Well, they like to be all close, |
| 01:03:58 |
they have to stretch and get far away. |
| 01:04:02 |
- And then they come springing back. |
| 01:04:06 |
So, what's your plan? |
| 01:04:22 |
First I ask his mate, |
| 01:04:26 |
Don't worry about a glass. It's fine. |
| 01:04:27 |
I need him for my plan, |
| 01:04:32 |
Maturiosity and Glaciosity. |
| 01:04:36 |
Firstly, I have to prove to Robbie that |
| 01:04:41 |
That's the maturiosity bit. |
| 01:04:44 |
Secondly, I must be distant |
| 01:04:49 |
Ice cool like a glacier. |
| 01:04:54 |
The conclusion is that Robbie comes |
| 01:04:58 |
He chucks Lindsay, and she's so upset, |
| 01:05:03 |
You look really |
| 01:05:05 |
Thanks. You're very honest. |
| 01:05:09 |
Dave, what's the first thing |
| 01:05:14 |
Well, most lads would say eyes. |
| 01:05:19 |
- It's your nunganungas. |
| 01:05:27 |
Why do you call them nunganungas? |
| 01:05:29 |
Well, 'cause when you |
| 01:05:33 |
it goes nunga, nunga, nunga. |
| 01:05:36 |
One, two. |
| 01:05:38 |
Dave, you make me laugh |
| 01:05:43 |
You're such a laugh! |
| 01:05:47 |
Good evening, Brighton. |
| 01:06:00 |
You spurn my natural emotions |
| 01:06:02 |
You make me feel like dirt |
| 01:06:10 |
And if I start a commotion |
| 01:06:13 |
I run the risk of losing you |
| 01:06:20 |
Ever fallen in love with someone |
| 01:06:23 |
Ever fallen in love |
| 01:06:25 |
Ever fallen in, in love with someone |
| 01:06:27 |
You shouldn't have fallen in love with |
| 01:06:31 |
I can't see much of a future |
| 01:06:36 |
What a shame |
| 01:06:37 |
Georgia! |
| 01:06:41 |
And we won't be together much longer |
| 01:06:44 |
Unless we realise that we are the same |
| 01:07:05 |
Hi, rock star. Great show. |
| 01:07:08 |
- Not really. |
| 01:07:12 |
I think I'm coming down |
| 01:07:13 |
I was just going to go say hi |
| 01:07:16 |
No time. |
| 01:07:24 |
No, you're right. |
| 01:07:29 |
Thanks, Dave. I had a lot of fun. |
| 01:07:32 |
It was one of the best nights of my life. |
| 01:07:36 |
I just want you to know, |
| 01:07:53 |
- Thanks again, Dave. Good night. |
| 01:08:06 |
What's wrong with you? |
| 01:08:09 |
Poor Dave. I keep seeing his face |
| 01:08:13 |
I didn't mean to lead him on. |
| 01:08:26 |
Hi, Dave. |
| 01:08:29 |
Is everything okay? |
| 01:08:31 |
- I hope your elastic band theory worked. |
| 01:08:34 |
Jas told Tom you only went out with me |
| 01:08:38 |
You're a heartless user. |
| 01:08:39 |
- What you did, that's just pants, that is. |
| 01:08:42 |
And I really thought, |
| 01:08:52 |
I told you I'm sorry. |
| 01:08:54 |
I'm so beyond the Valley of Loserville |
| 01:08:57 |
I didn't mean to tell Tom. |
| 01:08:59 |
I was just saying how much you really |
| 01:09:02 |
Dave thinks I'm a heartless user. |
| 01:09:04 |
He's going to tell everyone, |
| 01:09:07 |
If you weren't so loved up |
| 01:09:09 |
you would have thought about that |
| 01:09:12 |
Oh, just stop being so jealous, Georgia. |
| 01:09:14 |
Jealous? What? Of Tom? |
| 01:09:20 |
Do you seriously want to spend the rest |
| 01:09:23 |
At least Robbie has bigger goals. |
| 01:09:26 |
- He wants to do music. |
| 01:09:28 |
Robbie isn't even your boyfriend. |
| 01:09:29 |
Well, he would've been, |
| 01:09:33 |
You never wanted me |
| 01:09:35 |
You wanted to be |
| 01:09:37 |
No, it's all your own fault, Georgia. |
| 01:09:39 |
You scared Robbie away |
| 01:09:41 |
And you said Lindsay was fake. |
| 01:09:44 |
- I'm never talking to you again. |
| 01:09:47 |
And I did give you a four for your nose. |
| 01:09:49 |
And I'm going to Lindsay's party |
| 01:09:52 |
Georgia Nicolson. |
| 01:10:27 |
You've really pissed off a lot of people. |
| 01:10:29 |
Dave's really cut up. |
| 01:10:34 |
I didn't mean to use him. |
| 01:10:37 |
You never called me |
| 01:10:40 |
I handled it really badly, I know. |
| 01:10:46 |
Or hurt anybody's feelings. |
| 01:10:50 |
So, you were thinking of |
| 01:10:52 |
- and then you were going to call me? |
| 01:10:59 |
And then I saw you with Dave at my gig. |
| 01:11:06 |
But that's different now. |
| 01:11:10 |
Why did you tell Jas that |
| 01:11:14 |
I didn't mean that. We were fighting... |
| 01:11:16 |
Does that mean |
| 01:11:18 |
No, of course not. |
| 01:11:20 |
See, I thought you were |
| 01:11:24 |
But you're not. You're just a kid. |
| 01:12:08 |
Honestly, Becky, he drives me crazy. |
| 01:12:09 |
He just doesn't understand how moving |
| 01:12:13 |
He just doesn't get it. |
| 01:12:16 |
I don't suppose |
| 01:12:17 |
Yeah, well, exactly. |
| 01:12:19 |
Maybe we should stay here |
| 01:12:21 |
I should have left mine ages ago. |
| 01:12:25 |
But don't you think |
| 01:12:27 |
No! He has the monster |
| 01:12:30 |
Which is more than he bloody did |
| 01:12:33 |
- Listen, I've got to go. I'm meeting Jem. |
| 01:12:35 |
Oh, behave. Georgia! Are you up, love? |
| 01:12:39 |
I need you to watch Libby after school. |
| 01:13:21 |
- Can I help you? |
| 01:13:25 |
- I'm Georgia Nicolson. |
| 01:13:30 |
Yeah. |
| 01:13:32 |
Would it be possible |
| 01:13:35 |
Well, I'm afraid Mr Hunter's |
| 01:13:42 |
- Is there something I can help you with? |
| 01:13:48 |
He's been gone so long. |
| 01:13:51 |
It was a great honour for him to get that |
| 01:13:56 |
Yeah. |
| 01:13:59 |
- He's good at his job, right? |
| 01:14:02 |
What was it you wanted |
| 01:14:06 |
You're going to think I'm mad, |
| 01:14:08 |
but I was going to ask him |
| 01:14:12 |
You see, we really don't want to |
| 01:14:15 |
But we don't want him to |
| 01:14:17 |
and me and my little sister |
| 01:14:21 |
and I know my mum does, too. |
| 01:14:23 |
She just might not tell him |
| 01:14:30 |
I just really don't want us to be apart. |
| 01:14:41 |
Hi, I'm back. |
| 01:14:43 |
Thanks, darling, for holding down |
| 01:14:47 |
And you're making dinner, too. |
| 01:14:51 |
Georgie, I want you to know how much |
| 01:14:54 |
I appreciate you helping out |
| 01:14:57 |
No problem, Mum. |
| 01:15:00 |
Georgie, you've been so good |
| 01:15:03 |
and I'm ready to talk |
| 01:15:06 |
- I don't want it any more. |
| 01:15:09 |
But you and Jas have been |
| 01:15:12 |
I can't explain it, Mum. |
| 01:15:17 |
I want to go to New Zealand. |
| 01:15:20 |
- What? |
| 01:15:24 |
and it's a huge opportunity for Dad. |
| 01:15:29 |
As his wife, |
| 01:15:44 |
There are five things |
| 01:15:47 |
and prepare for |
| 01:15:50 |
One, stop reading magazines |
| 01:15:53 |
to maximise brain size |
| 01:16:02 |
Two, do yoga every morning and night |
| 01:16:07 |
by banishing all negative feelings |
| 01:16:09 |
towards ex-best friends |
| 01:16:15 |
Three, listen to dolphins, |
| 01:16:21 |
Four, no more chips. |
| 01:16:26 |
Although not from Robbie's shop. |
| 01:16:30 |
Five, a new style for a new me. |
| 01:16:57 |
Hi. |
| 01:17:01 |
I sort of need to ask you something |
| 01:17:06 |
You know, I don't blame you for |
| 01:17:10 |
What you said really hurt, |
| 01:17:15 |
It was beyond pants, |
| 01:17:18 |
I messed everything up with you, |
| 01:17:22 |
I guess I was just jealous |
| 01:17:24 |
I broke up with Lindsay last night. |
| 01:17:42 |
You know, I wrote a song about you. |
| 01:17:47 |
- Really? |
| 01:17:54 |
I wrote it when I was pissed off with you. |
| 01:18:00 |
But I still like you, Georgia. |
| 01:18:03 |
- Even though you are mad. |
| 01:18:06 |
I do. |
| 01:18:10 |
I can't stop thinking about you. |
| 01:18:18 |
- Maybe we can go out? |
| 01:18:26 |
- I'm moving to New Zealand. |
| 01:18:30 |
What is wrong with you? |
| 01:18:34 |
That's what I wanted to |
| 01:18:38 |
My dad's just got a job out there. |
| 01:18:44 |
And then my mum started acting weird |
| 01:18:48 |
And so I said I'll go out there. |
| 01:18:51 |
I guess I really just |
| 01:18:56 |
Hey, no one does. |
| 01:19:00 |
At least you're doing something about it. |
| 01:19:16 |
No, hold my hand, you muppet, |
| 01:19:18 |
so we can at least walk together, |
| 01:19:44 |
Okay. |
| 01:19:48 |
I was experimenting before |
| 01:19:51 |
Don't dye it blonde. |
| 01:20:17 |
Happy Birthday to you |
| 01:20:21 |
Happy Birthday to you |
| 01:20:26 |
Happy Birthday, dear Georgia |
| 01:20:30 |
Happy Birthday to you |
| 01:20:34 |
- Blow them out. |
| 01:20:44 |
It's from all of us. |
| 01:20:47 |
A mobile phone? And maybe |
| 01:20:53 |
- Why? What's happening tonight? |
| 01:20:59 |
- Jem's not coming, is he? |
| 01:21:01 |
- I'm taking you to your first night club. |
| 01:21:06 |
That's where Lindsay's having her party. |
| 01:21:08 |
Tramps? That is so last year. |
| 01:21:11 |
- We're going to a brand new club. |
| 01:21:15 |
Shall we go and call Dad? |
| 01:21:19 |
Well, I'm sure he'll call later. |
| 01:21:23 |
Okay, Libby, well, be a good girl, |
| 01:21:25 |
- I'm going to bed now. |
| 01:21:27 |
And I'll come and get you |
| 01:21:29 |
- See you in the morning! |
| 01:21:32 |
- Night, night. Love you. Bye. |
| 01:21:48 |
- You look so beautiful. |
| 01:21:53 |
Come on, munchkin. |
| 01:21:58 |
Mum, this looks pretty cool, |
| 01:22:02 |
Are you sure you got the right address? |
| 01:22:03 |
It's supposed to be |
| 01:22:05 |
Oh, Mum. |
| 01:22:10 |
You all right? |
| 01:22:14 |
Happy Birthday, Georgia! |
| 01:22:18 |
Oh, my God! Mum. |
| 01:22:21 |
Jas helped me |
| 01:22:24 |
What? |
| 01:22:43 |
Georgia. |
| 01:22:46 |
There's someone else |
| 01:22:59 |
Jem's been an angel. |
| 01:23:02 |
- Thanks, Jem. |
| 01:23:04 |
Georgia, we have |
| 01:23:06 |
We weren't quite sure when |
| 01:23:07 |
- Mum! |
| 01:23:10 |
- Please don't get divorced. |
| 01:23:13 |
Look. |
| 01:23:25 |
Come on. |
| 01:23:29 |
Looking good. |
| 01:23:33 |
Hey. |
| 01:23:43 |
- Dad. |
| 01:23:44 |
I wouldn't miss your birthday party. |
| 01:23:46 |
But what about New Zealand? |
| 01:23:50 |
Honey, it must've been really hard |
| 01:23:55 |
When I heard what happened, |
| 01:23:57 |
- well, it broke my heart. |
| 01:24:00 |
Well, you made quite |
| 01:24:02 |
My boss ordered me home immediately. |
| 01:24:05 |
They offered |
| 01:24:09 |
Really? |
| 01:24:16 |
- We're not leaving. |
| 01:24:19 |
Now, why on earth did you think |
| 01:24:23 |
Divorce? What's going on? |
| 01:24:26 |
I just thought that because you've been |
| 01:24:31 |
and it looked like you and Jem were... |
| 01:24:35 |
You see. It just looked really... |
| 01:24:42 |
Happy Birthday, Georgia. |
| 01:24:46 |
Jem's boyfriend owns this club. |
| 01:24:51 |
Interior decorator? Hello. |
| 01:24:57 |
Your father may drive us mad |
| 01:25:05 |
This is the best party ever. |
| 01:25:07 |
Put your hands in the air |
| 01:25:11 |
Let me hear you say... |
| 01:25:17 |
Make some noise for the Stiff Dylans! |
| 01:25:27 |
- Who invited them? |
| 01:25:32 |
- What? |
| 01:25:35 |
Now, this is a new song I wrote |
| 01:25:40 |
And it's called Ultraviolet. |
| 01:25:55 |
She is a wave |
| 01:25:59 |
She's a problem to solve |
| 01:26:06 |
And in that circle she's making |
| 01:26:10 |
I will always revolve |
| 01:26:18 |
And on her sight |
| 01:26:20 |
these eyes depend |
| 01:26:25 |
Invisible and indivisible |
| 01:26:30 |
Good, bad and undecided |
| 01:26:36 |
Your light is ultraviolet |
| 01:26:38 |
Visions so insane |
| 01:26:41 |
They travel unravelling |
| 01:26:44 |
Cold when I am denied it |
| 01:26:47 |
Your light is ultraviolet |
| 01:26:49 |
I think I broke my neck. |
| 01:26:50 |
Ultraviolet |
| 01:26:59 |
The fire you ignited |
| 01:27:03 |
Good, bad and undecided |
| 01:27:05 |
Burns when I stand beside it |
| 01:27:08 |
Your light is ultraviolet |
| 01:27:13 |
They travel... |
| 01:27:25 |
Before I vom over this vile song |
| 01:27:28 |
I'd like to make one |
| 01:27:31 |
Georgia Nicolson is a lad-nabbing letch |
| 01:27:35 |
who can't keep her slutty minx hands |
| 01:27:44 |
Lindsay? What are you doing? |
| 01:27:47 |
I know you're upset, |
| 01:27:51 |
You're just a big, fat, minging minger |
| 01:27:54 |
with huge knickers |
| 01:27:59 |
Robbie? This is your last chance. |
| 01:28:02 |
It's either her, sad olive girl |
| 01:28:06 |
or me, the woman who's |
| 01:28:19 |
Georgia's perfect, too. |
| 01:28:22 |
She's just a perfect nutter. |
| 01:28:31 |
Obviously, Robbie prefers |
| 01:28:53 |
I'm sorry she tried to ruin your party. |
| 01:29:00 |
You think I'm perfect? |
| 01:29:03 |
I think you're mad. |
| 01:29:05 |
You're perfect for me. |
| 01:29:33 |
Angus looks like |
| 01:29:37 |
Where is the marmalade? |
| 01:29:40 |
There are five things |
| 01:29:45 |
One, my mum and dad |
| 01:29:49 |
So I don't mind them |
| 01:29:53 |
Two, Angus is a legend, |
| 01:29:58 |
Three, I have really top friends that |
| 01:30:05 |
Which I'm not going to do any more. |
| 01:30:07 |
- Okay, bye. |
| 01:30:09 |
- See you, Libby. |
| 01:30:11 |
Four, I don't care any more |
| 01:30:17 |
And five, |
| 01:30:19 |
I don't need a nose job or blonde hair |
| 01:30:21 |
'cause my sex-god boyfriend |
| 01:30:25 |
Result! |
| 01:33:26 |
Subtitles by paksit |
