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00:00:56 Ready, roll 'em!
00:01:08 If anyone knows by heart
00:01:13 a few gentle words and notes
00:01:17 that murmur
00:01:22 Tell them to me.
00:01:28 When I find a composer
00:01:32 a love song - I don't want a hit -
00:01:37 I will ask him politely
00:01:42 I will describe in detail
00:01:47 Call me later.
00:01:49 This one doesn't even open.
00:01:54 The song should be as clean
00:01:59 As transparent as a daze...
00:02:03 As light as a stork,
00:02:08 And as neat as a back yard.
00:02:13 That song should sound
00:02:17 with a nightingale's nest in it.
00:02:22 Be quiet as a gold mine
00:02:28 and as cosy as a bar by day.
00:02:35 What kind of weather can we expect
00:02:38 I know a hundred songs
00:02:43 one is similar to the other.
00:02:48 No one knows I'm singing today...
00:02:52 For you, for me
00:02:57 When I find a composer
00:03:02 a love song,
00:03:07 I will ask him politely
00:03:12 It's late. Get on with it.
00:03:19 Everything's cool. You have
00:03:24 You first.
00:03:32 S H A M E L E S S
00:04:31 Bon appetit.
00:04:35 Are you going to the zoo
00:04:37 - Yeah.
00:04:39 Yeah.
00:04:46 - What's up?
00:04:50 - What are you looking at?
00:04:55 Daytime temperature +2 to -2,
00:05:00 Mild winds from the southwest,
00:05:04 The bio forecast is two,
00:05:07 We wish you all a nice day.
00:05:10 We're talking about the accuracy
00:05:13 - Forecasts.
00:05:15 But forecasts, not forecasting.
00:05:18 - Oskar, don't be pedantic.
00:05:22 I'm an ex-teacher too, you know?
00:05:27 about the accuracy rates
00:05:34 - Forty percent.
00:05:37 A lousy forty-two percent.
00:05:41 Hang on.
00:05:46 Hey, that's a good idea.
00:05:49 Okay, down?
00:05:52 Okay.
00:05:55 Unhook it.
00:05:59 Hold on.
00:06:23 - Hi, it's your order.
00:06:26 Thanks, goodbye.
00:06:28 We expecting someone?
00:06:29 I ordered dinner.
00:06:32 - Don't you think it should be fixed?
00:06:34 Yeah. Marie's double chin.
00:06:37 What? You always said
00:06:39 She is. I just wonder why she won't
00:06:43 Or why Robert doesn't tell her.
00:06:45 You don't want to have dinner with
00:06:48 No, I'm just wondering
00:06:50 Why doesn't he tell her?
00:06:52 Maybe he has some kind of a mental
00:06:56 Why doesn't he tell her?
00:06:59 Hang on.
00:07:01 It's something about me, right?
00:07:04 What do you mean?
00:07:06 Something obvious
00:07:08 because you don't wanna hurt
00:07:11 My nose.
00:07:14 No...
00:07:21 Put the lizard to sleep.
00:07:25 You think I haven't noticed
00:07:28 You think you're perfect?
00:07:31 With your TV smile?
00:07:34 Your ever bigger belly?
00:07:37 You think I haven't noticed
00:07:40 That we don't have sex?
00:07:42 That you're always
00:07:47 I mind, you know.
00:07:50 I didn't say anything.
00:07:54 I'm not a shit like you.
00:08:03 Cheers.
00:08:09 So what did you decide
00:08:12 What d'you think...?
00:08:14 What? You've cancelled again?
00:08:16 Can you imagine me on a ski lift?
00:08:20 Sure, why not?
00:08:22 And they say
00:08:25 Hey, that au-pair of yours,
00:08:29 Yeah.
00:08:30 What's she like?
00:08:32 - Who?
00:08:59 Why do you always drag
00:09:06 What?
00:09:17 You want me to pee on you?
00:09:30 Wait. Not here.
00:09:36 No?
00:09:56 When's your wife coming back?
00:10:00 Tomorrow.
00:10:02 Tomorrow?
00:10:06 You told me in a week.
00:10:09 Oh. They want
00:10:12 The weather's lousy.
00:10:26 I have an idea.
00:10:31 A pleasant surprise for everyone
00:10:35 Where tomorrow
00:10:39 Blue skies all the way.
00:10:43 And don't panic.
00:11:18 We can escape to the mountains,
00:11:23 where it will be clear and sunny
00:11:27 and the temperatures will be
00:11:31 The wind in the mountains
00:11:34 In short, just a gentle breeze.
00:11:37 - WARNING: HEAVY SNOWFALL
00:11:56 Drink up.
00:11:58 And that young lady, Jakub,
00:12:03 Is she nice to you?
00:12:05 - Yeah.
00:12:07 - Pretty, huh?
00:12:09 - You like her?
00:12:12 Show me.
00:12:16 You shouldn't go to the mountains,
00:12:21 How is it?
00:12:24 - 39. Can I get another cup of tea?
00:12:42 Hey, give that here.
00:12:46 I'm telling you,
00:12:49 Go on, give it me.
00:12:53 OK, read it, then.
00:12:59 "I forgot the turtle."
00:13:02 - What's a "korytnačka"?
00:13:17 Ah-ha. So take your turtle,
00:13:23 and get out.
00:13:38 The music stopped playing
00:13:41 The tunes we used to know faded.
00:13:49 The music inside of us
00:13:52 And the summer attracts new songs.
00:13:59 You're fired.
00:14:04 Who said it was a good idea
00:14:14 It was his idea.
00:14:34 What do you want here?
00:14:36 Hey, that's a nice warm welcome.
00:14:39 - Delighted to see you, father.
00:14:43 Why so angry, my beloved parents?
00:14:45 I come to hang your curtains
00:14:49 You're overreacting, mom. You say
00:14:53 Oh come on - you're showing off,
00:14:56 they wouldn't want you
00:14:58 So where are the curtains?
00:15:00 Zuzana has hung them already.
00:15:03 She's a real treasure, isn't she?
00:15:05 - Yes, she is, actually.
00:15:07 Yes, unlike you.
00:15:11 But I won't let anyone take her
00:15:15 And who do you think wants
00:15:18 You, of course.
00:15:20 A mature man doesn't get divorced
00:15:25 You're not in the least
00:15:27 - No.
00:15:29 No. Why?
00:15:31 So what.
00:15:34 This is about the fact
00:15:37 like many other couples.
00:15:39 Love, God, love...
00:15:44 God, he's a moron.
00:16:01 That song should be as clean
00:16:06 As transparent as a daze.
00:16:10 As light as a stork,
00:16:15 And as neat as a back yard.
00:16:20 That song should
00:16:24 in which there's
00:16:31 Yes?
00:16:33 Yes. Vejvodova street. I got it.
00:16:37 Be there in 20 minutes.
00:17:11 This is something, look.
00:17:12 How horrible it is.
00:17:16 Come here... Wait.
00:17:20 Is that a price tag?
00:17:22 No, that's mom's number,
00:17:26 I write that for him
00:17:29 In a few years I'll be putting a
00:17:33 You won't be here
00:17:37 And that baby Jesus, he was
00:17:42 What are you telling him?
00:17:45 - Tell me.
00:17:48 You see.
00:17:51 And everyone sucked up to him
00:17:56 Like this. This is a gift. Look.
00:17:59 That's the toilet.
00:18:01 Zuza, see how he's
00:18:05 - He... is... in... Iove... with... you.
00:18:08 - I know.
00:18:11 For example the cow,
00:18:18 And the donkey...
00:18:23 The same sort of show-off
00:18:27 What does he do now?
00:18:29 He drives drunks home from bars.
00:18:32 He drives their cars.
00:18:36 And that concludes
00:18:40 This is Zuzana, signing off.
00:18:55 Sweetheart, get lost.
00:19:01 Bounce off the putlog.
00:19:07 Sweetheart...
00:19:18 - I hope the bike's clean.
00:19:34 Get lost just a little bit.
00:19:38 Like the sky beyond the wire.
00:19:41 Get lost just a little bit.
00:19:44 Like the sky beyond the wire.
00:20:24 You can make pasta out of salmon.
00:20:30 Steaks, filets.
00:20:33 Or horseshoes.
00:20:35 In the end
00:20:41 Just as our example here proves.
00:20:49 Man can dress up as anything.
00:20:52 He can be a maid, a stone-mason,
00:20:57 a hunter or just a passer-by.
00:21:02 But if he dresses up as a salmon
00:21:06 he'll still be a dickhead.
00:21:21 Great, huh?
00:21:24 I've never seen anything so
00:21:45 Everything that has feathers,
00:21:49 - A stop light.
00:21:51 - Mom, have you got a new phone?
00:21:56 There are fewer numbers. Four.
00:21:59 There are nine numbers there,
00:22:01 No, there are four.
00:22:02 Let me see.
00:22:06 - No, you're not.
00:22:09 What's a PIN? Is it short
00:22:12 Yeah, it is.
00:22:21 Let's go.
00:22:42 Dad, there's some boy
00:22:45 Here, in the slide.
00:22:50 - Do you hear me?
00:22:53 Hello, excuse me,
00:22:58 Hello?
00:23:07 Hi.
00:23:09 Hey, scout,
00:23:15 Oh, I see.
00:23:19 It looks bad, mommy.
00:23:21 That boy is really stuck good.
00:23:28 We're going to have to cut it open.
00:23:33 - What?
00:23:37 Nah.
00:23:43 Hey, I got something
00:23:47 Have you ever seen
00:23:52 - Come down!
00:23:56 When the windows of the first tram
00:24:00 flash their usual signals
00:24:09 And the sunrise comes
00:24:12 on the keys of accordions,
00:24:20 Someone played under the roof.
00:24:26 What's wrong?
00:24:28 Excuse me?
00:24:30 I'm looking at your nose.
00:24:34 - Yeah?
00:24:37 - It really suits you.
00:24:45 Gorgeous.
00:24:47 My bathtub is full
00:24:55 It was like that every morning.
00:24:58 And someone unseen, said,
00:25:02 Let the guy have his fun.
00:25:07 Another told his wife though:
00:25:10 A weird attitude towards hygiene.
00:25:14 Because she'll lose her health.
00:25:18 Upstairs the other one played on.
00:25:24 To all the tenants.
00:25:30 Like the wish "break a leg"
00:25:37 - Bye.
00:25:47 Wait.
00:25:50 What if I get lost?
00:25:58 You're a big boy.
00:26:08 One moment.
00:26:18 So do I.
00:26:21 Now hardly anyone will know,
00:26:24 who lived back then
00:26:27 of an old house in Karlin.
00:26:33 He just left one morning,
00:26:36 from the flat
00:26:39 and smelled, at best, of wine.
00:26:44 With the things he played to us,
00:26:50 they all said.
00:26:56 I, however bad the weather,
00:27:05 My bathtub is full of violets,
00:27:10 My bathtub is full
00:27:45 - I wrote a poem.
00:27:48 I don't understand why you don't
00:27:53 Wait, you don't understand.
00:27:57 And how big is your mortgage?
00:27:59 Twenty thousand.
00:28:01 And you lease your car, too?
00:28:03 How many more times, do you think,
00:28:06 How many more times will you hear
00:28:09 I just don't want it
00:28:11 - How much is it?
00:28:15 Has Marie ever offered
00:28:19 How much did you make in TV?
00:28:22 Thirty thousand.
00:28:24 - And now?
00:28:27 And how much do you want
00:28:29 At least ten.
00:28:33 So you're twenty thousand
00:28:36 I will, of course,
00:28:38 but you should try to negotiate
00:28:49 I'll listen to the poem next time.
00:29:02 Good evening,
00:29:04 - What's the name?
00:29:07 Yes, here we are.
00:29:09 Good evening.
00:29:11 Thank you.
00:29:23 And finally here comes
00:29:25 He looks terrible, horrible, man.
00:29:28 The blood is dripping
00:29:32 And when we take off his cape
00:29:37 It's a clown...
00:29:41 So what's the problem?
00:29:43 - No, he doesn't.
00:29:45 - Does he smoke?
00:29:47 He doesn't smoke.
00:29:49 - He's nice.
00:29:51 - He's divorced.
00:29:54 And I am married.
00:29:56 So you'll get divorced,
00:29:57 Isn't it kind of hard on Oskar?
00:29:59 Oh come on, he's a complete fool.
00:30:03 - Have you ever cheated on him?
00:30:07 Unfortunately.
00:30:10 If I wasn't such a puritan,
00:30:14 who helped me into the tram
00:30:25 I'll call him later, okay?
00:30:27 No way, girl.
00:30:33 Yes?
00:30:35 Yes, I'll pass you her right away.
00:30:39 Hello? Hi.
00:30:42 Now? I don't know
00:30:47 And I have to ask Jakub.
00:30:50 Okay. Bye.
00:30:54 Jesus, I can't squeeze
00:30:58 Jakub.
00:31:01 They said they'll cut the head off
00:31:05 Jakub, do you want to go
00:31:08 No, I prefer the theatre.
00:31:12 Okay, but get dressed and we're off.
00:31:15 She's a real terror, isn't she?
00:31:21 I really don't understand
00:31:26 Excuse me. Madam, that dead animal
00:31:30 But everyone has
00:31:41 Don't cry.
00:31:43 I think I'm all burnt out inside.
00:31:45 My homeopath also told me I have
00:31:50 Then have steak tartar.
00:31:53 Are you kidding?
00:31:56 I really don't understand
00:32:00 Please, answer me.
00:32:02 Those animals that ran away
00:32:06 and had the whole of Britain
00:32:09 what were they aiming for
00:32:11 Freedom, do you get it?
00:32:16 Look at yourself.
00:32:19 Can you see the bloodthirsty fiend
00:32:23 Let me see your teeth.
00:32:26 Fangs.
00:32:28 Do you know
00:32:32 When I realized
00:32:35 between a cowshed and Auschwitz.
00:32:38 You mean, you feel that a cowshed
00:32:44 Murder's murder.
00:32:50 In that case, I'll have
00:33:04 Is it worth it?
00:33:07 Listening to that for two hours,
00:33:10 It is.
00:33:12 - Mom, please.
00:33:15 You know, what it seems like to me?
00:33:18 Like when you sit on a bus
00:33:22 then swim in the sea once and
00:33:26 A great metaphor.
00:33:30 Why do we put ourselves through it?
00:33:36 Maybe I like swimming.
00:33:47 - Are you looking forward
00:33:50 What? No?
00:33:53 I am.
00:33:57 Look.
00:34:04 - Hi.
00:34:06 - Hi, Jakub. Let's go?
00:34:10 I'll hold you.
00:34:12 I'll jump in again.
00:34:18 Come on.
00:34:23 Come on, don't be scared...
00:34:47 - Bury her.
00:34:49 But choose some beautiful place.
00:34:52 Sunny. She liked the sun.
00:34:56 Okay.
00:35:01 - But promise me.
00:35:56 Does anyone need safe transport?
00:36:01 Yeah, I do.
00:36:16 Maybe I'm a little drunk.
00:36:19 And maybe I'm all burnt out inside.
00:36:23 And maybe you have a zinc
00:36:26 Who knows.
00:36:35 You're pretty bold.
00:36:39 I could be your mother,
00:36:42 I was expecting
00:36:45 I could be her grandma.
00:36:48 That's better! Here you go.
00:36:52 Everything alright?
00:37:05 So, where to?
00:37:10 I wrote a poem. For you.
00:38:43 You know, come to think of it,
00:38:49 I've only been happy
00:38:55 When my dad bought me
00:39:00 And then...
00:39:04 when you gave me
00:39:09 and told me you were my friend.
00:39:22 It's still true.
00:39:26 I am your friend.
00:39:29 Tell me, why am I such a bad
00:39:38 I can't look at myself anymore.
00:39:45 I'd like to be so different.
00:39:50 But I don't know how anymore.
00:39:55 Something's messed up inside me.
00:40:02 A good day to you, this is Zuzana.
00:40:06 how the stars can influence
00:40:09 I think that these things
00:40:13 However, we're interested
00:40:17 But after a song.
00:40:19 Bla bla, am I in love?
00:40:30 It's been nearly a year,
00:40:33 that I've been searching for you
00:40:36 My excuse was a borrowed book.
00:40:43 And with that book under my arm
00:40:46 I ran every day like
00:40:50 What if I bumped
00:40:53 It happens.
00:40:57 You and your house...
00:41:03 - Kiss.
00:41:07 - Hi.
00:41:12 Ninety.
00:41:16 Now that I've got
00:41:21 I don't understand,
00:41:25 In this empty flat.
00:41:28 Look what I discovered.
00:41:31 We've sung together already.
00:41:35 You were standing
00:41:37 and you were singing the anthem.
00:41:39 I was downstairs.
00:41:41 I loved you.
00:41:44 This is that little flag.
00:41:46 I don't remember you.
00:41:51 Where were you standing?
00:41:53 On the curb.
00:41:56 - No.
00:41:59 How is that possible?
00:42:02 I don't know.
00:42:04 - You don't remember me?
00:42:07 No?
00:42:10 Ah, so that was you,
00:42:17 Czech country, my homeland.
00:42:33 - How about some music, folks?
00:42:40 Wait. I'll put on...
00:42:42 No, leave it, I like it.
00:42:44 I like it too.
00:42:46 I'm the little soldier,
00:42:50 I'm not going to join the army,
00:42:54 My father heard me,
00:42:58 and got me some new shoes,
00:43:02 I'm the little soldier girl
00:43:06 there are thousands of them,
00:43:10 If there were only
00:43:14 I would stand up to them
00:43:52 I'd like to see some bats.
00:43:55 Or snakes.
00:43:58 In any case, something in the dark.
00:44:02 I see. I love bats too.
00:44:08 Tereza. Jakub.
00:44:12 It's too dark in there.
00:44:15 Great.
00:44:47 So how long have you lived here?
00:44:51 We moved because of the child.
00:44:55 Oh, so Zuzana
00:44:59 I'm not quite sure.
00:45:03 Tell me, when did you have
00:45:07 When she was born, right?
00:45:10 She's got them pierced?
00:45:13 So we probably had them pierced.
00:45:22 Go to sleep.
00:45:28 The kids are asleep.
00:45:32 Where here?
00:45:34 In the kids' bedroom.
00:45:42 Here you go.
00:45:46 I don't know.
00:45:51 What a weird situation.
00:45:54 Hey that's life.
00:46:57 I can hear okay.
00:47:00 Exactly.
00:47:03 We wouldn't be Czech music, if we
00:47:37 No more. I can't anymore.
00:47:43 Okay, for the last time.
00:47:49 I have to admit something.
00:47:54 I can't promise you that.
00:47:57 I'll try not to laugh.
00:48:02 Do you know when I had
00:48:06 Now? At least I hope so.
00:48:11 Sooner.
00:48:14 What do you mean sooner?
00:48:16 Already when we were at the bats.
00:48:23 What's wrong?
00:48:26 Ah. If I hadn't had sex for six
00:48:30 Why by the kangaroos?
00:48:32 What have you got
00:48:34 Got nothing against bats, either.
00:48:40 But your parents
00:48:42 They're not my parents.
00:49:14 Good morning.
00:49:18 Tell... Hello.
00:49:21 Hello.
00:49:23 Ms. Nora, there's a...
00:49:26 - A driver's here.
00:49:29 I'm a boyfriend.
00:49:46 Sing for me a little longer.
00:49:50 And don't say you can't.
00:49:54 Let me feel this small again.
00:49:58 So that your heart beats for me.
00:50:02 Sing for me just a little
00:50:05 Hi, Nora.
00:50:08 Bon appetit.
00:50:15 Oh my God.
00:50:17 Roman, when I last saw you,
00:50:22 Just like you Nora,
00:50:26 Yes, yes.
00:50:28 And there will only be two shadows
00:50:32 I remember that too.
00:50:34 When you sing,
00:50:38 wrapped safely
00:50:42 And I'm not worried
00:50:47 When the holidays are over.
00:50:50 I'd like to introduce you
00:50:53 Goodness, why?
00:50:57 Yeah, that's exactly why.
00:51:02 Your mother could be my sister.
00:51:05 I'm old school.
00:51:08 Karel, what do you think,
00:51:14 Well, I wouldn't recommend it.
00:51:22 When I was young girl,
00:51:29 I climbed trees
00:51:36 And always when they broke
00:51:41 they put cherries
00:51:47 Boys?
00:51:49 They were curious about
00:51:54 I want you to approve of her.
00:51:57 So that's what this is about.
00:52:00 You don't want to know
00:52:03 No. I'm anticipating.
00:52:05 You're anticipating. Jesus.
00:52:10 And you're probably right.
00:52:17 Well, she's pretty.
00:52:22 That's right.
00:52:24 If you love her, then she'll
00:52:29 That's sweet.
00:52:32 - The eyes.
00:52:35 - What year was that?
00:52:38 I think that was when I went to
00:52:43 Look at this.
00:52:47 Here with the doggy.
00:52:51 You have done a pretty good job.
00:52:53 I mean, today must have been
00:53:00 If my son did that to me,
00:53:04 Who said life is symmetrical?
00:53:10 Look...
00:53:31 "An old barn burns really well!"
00:53:45 "An intimate (dis)connection"
00:53:55 The cherries are ripe
00:54:01 A green branch
00:54:42 Maybe I'm old. But an old barn
00:54:51 Now I'd like to invite on stage
00:54:57 But I don't remember it.
00:55:53 That's ok.
00:55:56 It's nice.
00:55:58 - Hi.
00:56:01 - Did you see it?
00:56:03 So what do you think about it?
00:56:08 I would call him if I were you.
00:56:10 Jesus, why would I call him?
00:56:12 Because that's exactly what people
00:56:29 Thank you. Have a good night.
00:56:38 - Hi, Mimi.
00:56:42 These are my sons.
00:56:44 All three of you are alcoholics.
00:56:49 I hope.
00:56:52 - You want a beer?
00:56:57 Both.
00:57:26 When an ass is all cold.
00:57:28 It's nice and tight, isn't it?
00:57:31 But by far the worst thing
00:57:34 and the hair stick out
00:57:36 Today every woman should be shaved,
00:57:38 - Hold on, totally shaved?
00:57:41 I don't like it down there.
00:57:43 I always think that that shaved
00:57:47 Every decent pussy
00:57:50 Has to, has to, it's
00:58:27 How long have you been
00:58:29 Two years.
00:58:31 And do you ever think
00:58:34 Honestly.
00:58:37 Mmm, yes, I do.
00:58:40 Sometimes.
00:58:43 Often.
00:58:46 Sometimes very often.
00:58:49 Really? Me too.
00:58:53 - Often?
00:58:57 But me, I sometimes...
00:59:03 Me too, sometimes.
00:59:05 A lot.
00:59:11 - Wait, wait.
00:59:15 Wait, but...
00:59:17 Wait, but now
00:59:23 Neither do I.
00:59:52 Roman?
00:59:54 Hi, Roman, -ah no-,
01:00:09 I'm here just because of them.
01:00:12 I haven't seen their father
01:00:19 How did he die?
01:00:24 Old age.
01:00:32 Go have fun somewhere.
01:01:15 Yes. I'm available.
01:01:20 Okay.
01:01:24 Ve Svahu 13.
01:01:27 Velvet night club.
01:01:44 Good evening, safe transport.
01:01:48 Come in.
01:01:58 Did anyone order safe transport?
01:02:03 Safe transport anyone?
01:02:12 Did anyone order safe transport?
01:02:15 Yes. But he went back to his room.
01:02:19 Okay. Mineral water please.
01:02:25 And put it on his bill.
01:02:27 And a double Jameson.
01:02:44 Good evening.
01:02:50 Hi.
01:02:54 - Simca.
01:03:04 An old acquaintance.
01:03:12 You don't recognize me, do you?
01:03:15 I recognized you right away.
01:03:17 I was just thinking, your hair
01:03:23 And a darker shade, right?
01:03:27 - You really remember that?
01:03:30 It's impossible to forget
01:03:32 Yeah, you're right.
01:03:36 And thick. Natural.
01:03:40 You really remember
01:03:44 Of course I remember.
01:03:45 You don't.
01:03:48 I remember, Simona.
01:03:51 After what we've gone through
01:03:55 We didn't go through that much.
01:04:01 You kicked me out of the room
01:04:03 when Misa Formankova and I made
01:04:07 But I don't remember any big moment
01:04:11 Your teacher?
01:04:17 Ex.
01:04:21 Get in line!
01:04:52 The students of 8B
01:04:55 Seventeen present.
01:05:02 Why are they absent? Huh?
01:05:08 What's going on?
01:05:12 - I'd like a cocktail, may I?
01:05:15 And a big Angel,
01:05:19 Champagne?
01:05:20 Of course, champagne.
01:05:23 Simona loves chocolate.
01:05:25 So, bring two chocolates.
01:05:27 - And the teacher wants?
01:05:30 Write it all
01:05:34 You wanna go sit
01:05:37 Great idea.
01:05:42 Just go.
01:05:46 You probably have a lot
01:05:50 I didn't teach you girls, did I?
01:06:04 - Coincidence, eh?
01:06:08 Thank you.
01:06:10 Look, whatever happens tonight,
01:06:14 let's promise each other one thing.
01:06:17 It matters to me.
01:06:20 Look, if you want the truth,
01:06:22 the cocktails are
01:06:25 - So, to the gentleman.
01:06:31 So, how did you get here?
01:06:33 Or... Where did you go
01:06:36 Nursing school.
01:06:38 - You didn't finish?
01:06:41 - Did you apply to university?
01:06:45 So right after graduation
01:06:50 Look...
01:06:52 What was I like as a teacher?
01:06:56 You care about the feelings
01:07:00 What do you want to know?
01:07:02 About the feelings
01:07:05 OK.
01:07:11 I was searching for the truth
01:07:20 And tripped over a person
01:07:28 I was looking for a pill
01:07:35 I thought you took yourself too
01:07:39 Do you remember what you used
01:07:42 Sure, of course.
01:07:45 isn't only to teach
01:07:48 but to bass on the baton
01:07:51 I know it sounds pathetic, but
01:07:56 You told us that a teacher stands
01:07:59 from his students.
01:08:02 And that classes
01:08:06 so that the students
01:08:12 Well...
01:08:15 A new broom.
01:08:18 A lot of the girls liked you.
01:08:20 But I always liked the older ones.
01:08:23 For example Malat.
01:08:26 He didn't fuck with anything
01:08:28 Old teachers
01:08:31 - An old barn burns well, huh?
01:08:36 So? Will you just
01:08:39 Or do you wanna go upstairs?
01:08:43 We'll see.
01:08:50 After graduation I worked in
01:08:53 Really?
01:08:56 Maybe you're expecting me to tell
01:09:01 and how everything around me
01:09:04 but by the time I left,
01:09:11 The truth is, professor,
01:09:15 Well, sure.
01:09:17 School evidently didn't manage
01:09:24 But sometimes there's not
01:09:27 I work at night here.
01:09:30 I did that there too.
01:09:34 There I had to take out
01:09:37 and here, for a change,
01:09:41 - Am I shocking you, professor?
01:09:45 Great.
01:09:49 I also realized...
01:09:54 I was going to like it here.
01:09:58 Sometimes it's disgusting.
01:10:03 It's because, professor,
01:10:07 That's great.
01:10:09 Nothing better than
01:10:17 That's Irina. A pussycat.
01:10:22 - Should I call here for you?
01:10:27 It doesn't mean, just because
01:10:29 that you have to feel
01:10:33 I've already made my choice.
01:10:35 Well, I hope we're not going
01:10:39 With a student.
01:10:45 It's gonna be tough, huh?
01:10:51 But first you'll take
01:10:59 It would be a sin,
01:11:15 I'll turn it off.
01:11:29 What's wrong?
01:11:31 Hi, am I disturbing?
01:11:34 - Ask away.
01:11:36 Until a little while ago
01:11:39 but is now having a love affair with
01:11:44 who alas is a quarter
01:11:47 That's the guest of this evening's
01:11:53 Celebrities
01:11:59 So, our listeners
01:12:01 what did your media success
01:12:07 I'm much more apathetic.
01:12:12 As far as emotion is concerned,
01:12:16 Maybe I didn't catch you
01:12:19 so maybe it would be better
01:12:21 No, it's okay. Let's do it now.
01:12:24 Okay.
01:12:28 The loss of privacy, of course.
01:12:31 You know. Anytime anyone can
01:12:35 they want you to tell them
01:12:38 or anybody can take a picture
01:12:41 on the street or at a gas station.
01:12:43 So even success
01:12:49 Look... Is someone
01:12:53 Can't you ask something
01:12:57 What about marriage?
01:13:00 I was your wife for 7 years,
01:13:02 Yes, I remember you, Zuzana,
01:13:05 The problem lies elsewhere.
01:13:07 I read somewhere, that
01:13:11 the harder it is for them
01:13:15 The sea of options changes
01:13:20 Are you able to spend
01:13:23 I have to admit, it's become
01:13:26 For example I plan
01:13:28 with good wine and a good book.
01:13:33 Then I sit, drink wine, read,
01:13:39 So I turn a page, finish the bottle
01:13:43 In that case I'm sorry for you.
01:13:45 I think it won't get
01:13:49 How many times can a person
01:13:52 turn off the main street
01:13:54 Three times? Five times?
01:13:56 Eventually, when he turns off
01:14:00 People are afraid to be alone.
01:14:05 So much that they end up
01:14:12 What can I say?
01:14:14 I think we'd better play a song.
01:14:48 I'm real sorry,
01:14:56 Did you get more expensive?
01:14:59 Come on, where's your car?
01:15:10 Can't you at least
01:15:13 It's clean.
01:15:19 Now I could listen to
01:15:24 What poem?
01:15:47 Good evening sir,
01:15:50 - Let me see your ID.
01:15:52 I am just safe transport.
01:15:55 - Excuse me?
01:15:59 He doesn't have an ID.
01:16:01 Sir, did you drink
01:16:04 Of course... Not.
01:16:06 And would you take a breath test?
01:16:09 Of course.
01:16:11 Okay, here you go.
01:16:18 Good. Thank you.
01:16:21 - One point eight.
01:16:24 Wait. Sir.
01:16:26 Give it back to me.
01:16:31 One point two.
01:16:33 I could have driven myself.
01:16:36 Sure, you could have.
01:16:38 You're forbidden
01:16:41 Turn off the engine and step out.
01:16:44 Sir... He closed the window.
01:16:47 Hello! Open up.
01:16:50 You're in trouble.
01:17:06 - Hi.
01:17:08 Hey, Jakub, come on.
01:17:11 Hi.
01:17:13 - So, tomorrow at two o'clock, okay?
01:17:18 Wave to your mother.
01:17:22 Bye.
01:17:32 - Hi.
01:17:36 Your suitcase. A kiss.
01:17:39 - Bye.
01:17:51 Here.
01:17:58 What are you thinking about?
01:18:02 You're the most beautiful woman
01:18:18 Which one?
01:18:20 That one.
01:18:24 And I want to fish it out myself.
01:18:28 Are you crazy? You'll get wet.
01:18:31 Matej would let me.
01:18:35 - Matej would let you?
01:18:38 Come on then.
01:18:46 Hold it like this.
01:18:50 Here, take it.
01:18:53 I got it. I got it!
01:18:57 Two punches please.
01:19:00 Here you go.
01:19:06 - Eeew. What is it?
01:19:09 I've never drunk punch.
01:19:11 Well, then it's about time
01:19:14 - Is there alcohol in it?
01:19:18 - I don't like alcohol.
01:19:23 You shouldn't play with carps
01:19:27 Eeew. There's alcohol in it.
01:19:31 Is the fish still alive?
01:19:36 Of course the carp's still alive.
01:19:39 So what should we wish him?
01:19:41 Dear carp...
01:19:43 I hope you will stay healthy
01:19:50 You hope he makes friends...
01:19:55 Put it there.
01:19:59 It's not dead, is it?
01:20:02 Of course it's not dead.
01:20:11 Promise.
01:20:14 I promise he'll be fine.
01:20:17 The second
01:20:49 Turn it. It's going to pass
01:21:12 Okay.