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00:01:01 I hear you're having troubles.
00:01:06 You wanna change your life
00:01:10 High school popularity ain't a contest,
00:01:13 Dizzy Harrison
00:01:16 See, his story
00:01:19 Because behind
00:01:22 ...is a little pissed off dude
00:01:29 We have to go back a ways.
00:01:31 Even as a small child, Dizzy Harrison
00:02:14 As you can see, I didn't
00:03:07 I hurt myself!
00:03:08 Things didn't get any
00:03:11 As the years went by,
00:03:17 First day, senior year.
00:03:19 And we're gonna be
00:03:29 I wish I'd drowned this summer.
00:03:33 We'll always be Blips.
00:03:36 Blips?
00:03:38 Not this year. We're seniors now.
00:03:43 Its never too late
00:03:47 Full metal jacket.
00:03:50 Dad, put those away!
00:03:53 You're such a dork!
00:03:55 I say we bail.
00:03:57 My dad could teach drinking.
00:04:06 Guys, relax. Music has
00:04:14 There's some pain.
00:04:17 Yo, Blip? Little help?
00:04:25 I'll never get used to that.
00:04:28 Can anyone help me?
00:04:31 Get out of the way!
00:04:37 You're not going to talk to her.
00:04:42 Like a wood elf versus Al'Kabor.
00:04:46 We're not playing EverQuest,
00:04:49 Speak for yourself.
00:04:52 I'm going in.
00:04:56 Take that.
00:05:00 I know I can do this.
00:05:01 Tina!
00:05:04 Dizzy.
00:05:06 You gonna help me, or what?
00:05:10 You got to know your...
00:05:15 Its very technical.
00:05:17 A Blip is talking to Tina Osgood.
00:05:22 Didn't they tie you up last year and
00:05:27 You remember!
00:05:29 I imagine God having an ass like that.
00:05:34 I've been thinking,
00:05:37 ...and maybe sometime, if you
00:05:41 ...near me...
00:05:44 ...l would pay.
00:05:45 Truthfully?
00:05:47 You're not my...
00:05:51 You know those moments
00:05:53 ...a decision thall change his life...
00:05:56 ...and he steps up to become the hero
00:06:00 This ain't one of those moments.
00:06:03 I thought about this type thing.
00:06:05 To be honest,
00:06:09 Did you think thatd work?
00:06:11 No, but I thought it was
00:06:14 You know something?
00:06:17 Yo, freak!
00:06:20 Talking.
00:06:23 Innocent? Then whas this?
00:06:28 Oh, my God! Thas disgusting!
00:06:34 We need to cover you up.
00:06:40 What is this?
00:06:42 Mrs. Whitman! Its my...
00:06:45 Its mine now!
00:06:48 Is this a weapon? You can't bring
00:06:52 You're tearing the skin!
00:06:58 My deal!
00:07:00 I'm showing this to Principal Zaylor.
00:07:03 Cut it out!
00:07:28 I know what you're thinking.
00:07:32 But let me ask you this.
00:07:36 I have good news.
00:07:41 What condition? The fact
00:07:45 Watch your mouth.
00:07:46 He can't help it. Whas wrong
00:07:51 ...its called Tourette's syndrome.
00:07:55 Tourette's syndrome?
00:07:57 Are you out of your fucking mind?
00:08:01 You won't cure him with force,
00:08:05 Its going to take a lot of hugs
00:08:09 Only take one of these a day.
00:08:21 There he is.
00:08:23 Diz?
00:08:25 They gave me these pills for my
00:08:29 Come on, is not that bad.
00:08:33 Not that bad?
00:08:35 At least as Blips...
00:08:37 ...we were invisible.
00:08:39 You break your dick in front
00:08:42 ...people remember that.
00:08:46 I mean, I'm an idiot.
00:08:48 I'll never be able to go back
00:08:51 I need more of these pills.
00:08:59 How can you be depressed with all this
00:09:24 Yes, yes, yes!
00:09:27 Thank you, brothers and sisters
00:09:32 Very stirring.
00:09:35 Amen!
00:09:38 Now, do the rest of you young
00:09:43 Sexual abstinence.
00:09:47 Amen!
00:09:48 Glory hallelujah!
00:09:52 I said, glory hallelujah!
00:09:56 Glory hallelujah!
00:09:59 Ladies and gentlemen...
00:10:01 ...brothers and sisters...
00:10:04 ...I'd like to talk to you
00:10:07 The devil's middle name, sex!
00:10:11 Do you know what the best form
00:10:16 Being me.
00:10:18 Can I get an amen?
00:10:21 Do you wanna talk about some pain?
00:10:25 That boy's got the spirit!
00:10:29 Has a member of the opposite sex
00:10:34 Let me hear you shout amen...
00:10:37 ...if you ever had duct tape ripped
00:10:42 Let me hear you shout amen if you
00:10:48 ...in front of the
00:10:53 Now let me hear you shout
00:10:56 Amen!
00:10:59 Diz was in pain. He was in trouble.
00:11:04 He's about to get a lesson in bad,
00:11:12 What happened to Paco?
00:11:15 I got no answer to that question.
00:11:20 Not the crazy eyes, Luther.
00:11:23 Been looking at my Janet?
00:11:25 No. No way.
00:11:30 Eighteen years and 41 days,
00:11:39 Okay, I'm scared.
00:11:43 Guard?
00:11:46 Relax, white boy.
00:11:48 Whad you do to get in here?
00:11:52 I'm not really sure. I've been
00:11:57 ...and the last thing that I remember
00:12:03 You in high school?
00:12:07 I still get chills thinking about it.
00:12:11 Fish sticks!
00:12:14 I've officially become the
00:12:18 I don't think I'll
00:12:21 Its okay.
00:12:23 I know what you mean.
00:12:25 I see that.
00:12:29 I remember, they strapped me
00:12:34 ...in a dress.
00:12:38 And fake rubber breasts.
00:12:43 My brother...
00:12:45 ...come on over here and sit down.
00:12:49 A high school...
00:12:51 ...its a lot like prison.
00:12:53 Bad food, high fences.
00:12:56 The sex you want, you ain't getting.
00:13:00 ...you don't want.
00:13:02 I seen terrible things.
00:13:06 Yesterday, an 80-year-old
00:13:11 You win.
00:13:14 How did you change things?
00:13:16 I got myself thrown out of the last
00:13:21 That worked?
00:13:23 Watch this.
00:13:30 Wow!
00:13:32 Thats what I gotta do.
00:13:36 You gotta tell me what you
00:13:40 The first thing I did...
00:13:42 ...is broke all the rules.
00:13:45 I can break all the rules.
00:13:47 Then I started acting crazy.
00:13:53 I grabbed a broken mop handle and
00:14:03 I don't have to do this alone.
00:14:07 Thats okay. You can go.
00:14:11 No, I talk big, but I'm
00:14:14 Okay, here we go.
00:14:18 What are you thinking, Mr. Harrison?
00:14:21 You know, you're right.
00:14:28 Everybody, the answer
00:14:31 Thanks, Broke-wood.
00:14:35 Plenty more where this came
00:14:41 My Lord, Dizzy! Cheating, bribery?
00:14:47 Or an obvious cry for help.
00:14:58 Whats Broke-wood doing?
00:15:24 Thats Principal Zaylor!
00:15:33 You're a fighter!
00:15:36 Try this!
00:15:37 Shit it! Shit it!
00:15:45 You're almost
00:15:54 And, cut!
00:16:02 This is the part of my job I hate.
00:16:04 Expelling people?
00:16:06 No, silly. We're going
00:16:09 ...increase your therapy,
00:16:14 Loser, how's it hanging?
00:16:19 That toilet-cam
00:16:21 Looks like I'm stuck here
00:16:29 Or am I?
00:16:35 Hey! Hey!
00:16:42 Halt!
00:16:45 Did you just break that mop?
00:16:48 Yes!
00:16:50 You destroyed school property.
00:16:55 Yes!
00:16:58 I did it. I busted out.
00:17:02 Ready to be Luthercized?
00:17:05 I'm gonna take you
00:17:15 You wanna get a reputation
00:17:19 ...you'll have to crack
00:17:22 Find the biggest, baddest cat
00:17:26 Make sure everybody sees him go down.
00:17:33 You know, some people are born
00:17:38 Like Barclay.
00:17:40 He's the bully at my last school.
00:17:43 He might be born with it but with
00:17:47 ...and knowledge of every action
00:17:59 Don't worry about that.
00:18:02 Same cat. Never gets away.
00:18:06 First thing you do is gouge the dude's
00:18:12 Hey, this kiïs in high school.
00:18:15 Then you're going to want to fight
00:18:19 Spread your palms.
00:18:22 Tiger Claw!
00:18:24 Are you sure is not Tiger Paw?
00:18:29 Tiger Claw!
00:18:34 Just watch my hands.
00:18:43 Grab some rope.
00:18:47 You act like you can't get up there.
00:18:50 Motivation is on the way.
00:18:53 Yes, indeedy, feed the needy.
00:18:56 Luther, what are you doing?
00:18:58 Get up there! Thas it.
00:19:05 Just roll around.
00:19:08 If you can't act tough,
00:19:18 Butch up, girlie-pants!
00:19:20 Got a sec?
00:19:21 Phone call for you, warden.
00:19:25 My wife again?
00:19:35 I'll never get tired of that.
00:19:39 You talk the talk,
00:19:42 Otherwise, you'll be lined in chalk.
00:19:45 Let me introduce you to somebody.
00:19:50 The Funkmaster.
00:19:55 Somebody, give me a beat!
00:20:05 Them crazy eyes?
00:20:06 Like someone hits you in the head and
00:20:11 Try it!
00:20:13 This is the "Brother,
00:20:16 Where it at?
00:20:18 About to bust a cap.
00:20:23 Flare your nostril up!
00:20:26 So everybody can see the rocks,
00:20:37 Loosen the ass.
00:20:40 Thats too loose.
00:20:42 They'll play you like a bitch, you
00:20:46 Like, "Who's the bitch now?"
00:20:49 Watch this.
00:20:56 Try it. Try it!
00:21:05 Who's the bitch now?
00:21:10 Half Brad Pitt Fight Club, half Anne
00:21:14 For your student I.D.
00:21:16 Your new driver's license.
00:21:19 This one's for the Player's Club.
00:21:28 That ain't right.
00:21:30 Really cock it! You know what
00:21:34 Shoot the gun! Shoot the gun!
00:21:40 Tiger Claw!
00:21:53 Dude, pretty nice.
00:21:57 Now you ready for your new prison.
00:22:08 Mascot, you dropped your bagpipe.
00:22:12 Thank you.
00:22:14 Suck on that, pal!
00:22:16 Tuba midget!
00:22:21 Have a nice day!
00:22:23 This place is a zoo!
00:22:25 He did say 12:30.
00:22:28 So where is he?
00:23:13 What the hell is that?
00:23:32 Good luck, kid.
00:23:34 Flip him!
00:23:37 Back in the truck!
00:23:48 Is that...
00:23:50 ...Diz?
00:23:55 Oh, my God!
00:24:03 He's got kind of a...
00:24:05 ...Brad Pitt thing going there.
00:24:14 From bitch to bull, baby.
00:24:23 I saw a little Anne Heche there too.
00:24:28 "Find the biggest, baddest mother in
00:24:36 Lift your knees, maggots! Maybe we'll
00:24:41 I'm gonna puke.
00:24:43 Use it. Keep looking
00:24:58 Biggest and baddest.
00:25:05 More cheer, less pole dance.
00:25:07 Don't want guys stuffing
00:25:10 What panties?
00:25:22 Don't I have a dreamy boyfriend?
00:25:25 Make sure everybody
00:25:29 Careful.
00:25:32 You mind if I sit down?
00:25:34 Wrong level, bitch.
00:25:36 Bitch, say what?
00:25:43 I think we got
00:25:46 If is you, there's no prob...
00:26:16 Dude, whats with you?
00:26:18 Who's the bitch now?
00:26:28 You guys might want to come
00:26:34 Shit!
00:27:04 Oh, God!
00:27:11 What are you doing?
00:27:12 Knocking you into the hall
00:27:18 Who's the bitch now?
00:27:29 You've gotta be kidding me!
00:27:54 Don't go that way.
00:28:10 Help!
00:28:22 Who's the bitch now?
00:28:33 Coming through!
00:28:34 Look out! Coming through!
00:28:46 Lets have a round of applause
00:28:49 Everyone?
00:28:51 Come on. Everyone?
00:28:54 Come on.
00:28:58 Stop it, all of you!
00:29:05 Hello, son.
00:29:06 I told you last time, you start
00:29:11 Well, my friend,
00:29:15 Last call?
00:29:17 He didn't start it.
00:29:23 Who the hell are you?
00:29:36 How's the nose?
00:29:43 Look at that freak,
00:29:46 Move!
00:29:50 I should go kick his ass.
00:29:52 I've dreamed of dating
00:29:55 Expelled guys rock!
00:29:57 Later.
00:30:01 Later.
00:30:03 You're not going over there.
00:30:05 I wasn't.
00:30:06 Now I am.
00:30:13 She just dissed you.
00:30:15 Dude, shut up!
00:30:25 Hey, new guy.
00:30:31 Harris, Gil Harris.
00:30:33 I'm Courtney, thas Carmen,
00:30:36 How do you like our
00:30:39 I gotta tell you...
00:30:42 ...its nice to be somewhere
00:30:45 You were in jail?
00:30:47 Did they give you a
00:30:50 Forgive my friends.
00:30:53 My fault, I talk too much.
00:30:56 Thas hot.
00:30:59 There's a party tonight at my house,
00:31:06 I don't make plans.
00:31:10 Not my style.
00:31:50 We love you, Rocky Creek!
00:31:53 We love Texas and we love you too!
00:31:57 So I'm guessing it went well?
00:32:00 In 10 minutes, the first 18 years
00:32:05 They bought it?
00:32:08 You made it to the 50th
00:32:11 Better. I got invited to a party.
00:32:15 Excuse me while I do the bugaloo!
00:32:20 Did they invite you,
00:32:23 Listen, the point is nobody stuffed me
00:32:29 Please.
00:32:31 Are you saying these chicks party
00:32:35 Courtney does.
00:32:40 That is without doubt the sluttiest
00:32:45 I know. Isn't it great?
00:32:49 And while you're with her, think of me.
00:32:53 Courtney is expecting Gil
00:32:57 She's right, how would
00:33:00 The question is, how would Gil
00:33:04 ...and make her say,
00:33:07 While respecting her as a woman.
00:33:13 My dad loves this bike more than me.
00:33:18 No, it is.
00:33:24 So please be very careful.
00:33:27 This is a vintage flat track
00:33:32 Its very powerful.
00:33:34 You have to know what you're doing.
00:33:37 Stand back.
00:33:39 I'll start it for you.
00:33:57 Remember, I won't always be around
00:34:09 Courtney got Tony Hawk
00:34:17 There's nothing cooler than that!
00:34:28 That dude's crazy.
00:34:35 Hey, man! These are Dockers!
00:34:38 I made it.
00:34:41 Bush!
00:34:45 Hey!
00:34:47 Courtney, you see that Indy 360?
00:34:53 Randy, did you see that Indy Three?
00:35:06 Have any trouble finding the house?
00:35:11 Well, aren't you the strong,
00:35:14 Well, I...
00:35:19 Wanna make out with me?
00:35:24 Wanna take my clothes
00:35:29 Okay, you talked me into it.
00:35:33 Aren't you coming?
00:35:35 Almost.
00:35:37 Courtney is such a slut.
00:35:41 It was four.
00:35:52 Hey, new guy.
00:36:04 You wanna dance, new guy?
00:36:20 Know why I like it out here?
00:36:23 The view?
00:36:28 Doesn't it turn you on, knowing
00:36:33 Yeah, well, that does
00:36:38 Wanna make out?
00:36:40 Okay.
00:36:42 I forgot something.
00:36:47 Ready for dessert?
00:36:51 Gil?
00:36:55 Hello?
00:37:01 Whas the matter?
00:37:04 What happened?
00:37:09 Sucks to be you.
00:37:11 Honey, I knew that boy was trouble.
00:37:17 I know what you're thinking,
00:37:21 ?Hola, habla inglés? Hello!
00:37:26 Where'd you come from?
00:37:29 No, its cool.
00:37:31 What does that hit: lats, tris, bis?
00:37:36 Cool! Did you really blow off Courtney?
00:37:39 You can tell us.
00:37:41 You blow her off?
00:37:45 Stop right there.
00:37:46 Any dude who disses Courtney must date
00:37:54 Hey, what can I say?
00:37:58 You are the man!
00:38:00 I say you're a fraud.
00:38:08 Yeah, you're right.
00:38:10 She's not just anyone.
00:38:17 This babe's got it all!
00:38:20 I bet she knows how
00:38:23 I'd love to stay and chat...
00:38:26 ...but Josefina's waiting for me.
00:38:29 You're not going anywhere.
00:38:32 Don't make me do crazy eyes.
00:38:41 Josefina. Exotic!!Me gusta Josefina!
00:38:45 Guys! Don't you see
00:38:48 Yeah, to get chicks,
00:38:51 Lets go. Come on!
00:38:54 Come on, up.
00:38:59 I got it! Check me out, baby!
00:39:02 Hey, chump change, get down!
00:39:06 Watch, everyone!
00:39:08 That bike won't even start.
00:39:12 Please start.
00:39:34 Its a full-time job
00:39:43 I almost got laid!
00:39:46 Did he say, "brake"?
00:39:56 I almost got laid!
00:40:20 Waiting up for me?
00:40:22 Yes, we are.
00:40:26 Hi. Hey.
00:40:29 Dad, what is Miss Pierce doing here?
00:40:35 With what?
00:40:38 We're surrounding you with love.
00:40:42 Now sit.
00:40:45 Okay. Dramatic change in appearance,
00:40:51 ...altered patterns of behavior.
00:40:53 What're you on?
00:40:55 Is it crystal meth?
00:40:57 Is it the crank?
00:41:06 No, I'm not on drugs, Dad. I'm happy.
00:41:09 For the first time in I can't
00:41:14 It occurs to me to tell you that
00:41:20 Look, son, is all my fault.
00:41:23 I was so worried about alarms going off
00:41:29 I'll make it up to you. I'm quitting
00:41:34 How will you pay the mortgage?
00:41:38 Dad, do not, I repeat, do not do that.
00:41:44 There's no way for you to understand
00:41:49 ...you got to make a drastic change.
00:41:51 Completely revamp everything
00:41:57 I do understand. I'm not sick.
00:41:59 I'm revamped!
00:42:03 Its very sweet. Underneath
00:42:07 ...he still wants to be
00:42:14 I'm so on to you.
00:42:18 You pretend you're not part of this
00:42:25 You caught me.
00:42:32 Okay, but only for a couple of years.
00:42:36 Come to the football game
00:42:40 Its more acceptable to drink
00:42:44 Its hard work, not caring.
00:42:47 If you show up, maybe some
00:42:51 I'm in.
00:42:55 What?
00:42:58 My grandmother's Albanian.
00:43:04 Whats that about?
00:43:08 What could you need from him?
00:43:11 Just things I'm not getting elsewhere.
00:43:40 Come on, East Highlands!
00:43:51 Danielle finally dragged
00:43:54 I'm not at the game, I'm with you guys.
00:44:00 Yeah, right!
00:44:06 Ride him, cowboy!
00:44:09 Man, thats not funny.
00:44:19 Come on, East Highland!
00:44:24 Hello?
00:44:32 One. One, two, three.
00:44:44 This is bullshit! We haven't
00:44:48 We're dead anyway.
00:45:02 He's out of his mind.
00:45:15 Dead? Did you say dead?
00:45:18 All this hoo-hah about being dead
00:45:24 ...is a load of crap!
00:45:27 Did we give up when Pearl Harbor
00:45:31 Didn't that movie make money?
00:45:33 We didn't give up then, and we're not
00:45:37 American high school students
00:45:42 All real football players
00:45:47 The only thing we have to fear is...
00:45:52 ...fear itself.
00:45:54 What is wrong with you people?
00:45:59 Where's the hunger?
00:46:05 Washington High?
00:46:09 Lincoln High?
00:46:15 Harding High?
00:46:17 We're gonna beat them.
00:46:19 Yes!
00:46:22 Lets do it.
00:46:36 Thats my goddamn horse!
00:46:39 Hit them high, hit them low!
00:46:45 Break!
00:47:22 Yes!
00:47:25 How about that, Highlander fans?
00:47:28 Thats our first victory
00:47:33 We won a game!
00:47:36 Can you believe it?
00:47:42 Go Highland!
00:47:50 What the hell's going on?
00:47:52 You're insane, but thank you.
00:47:57 How'd you learn to say "you're welcome"?
00:48:02 You're impressed by a guy on a horse?
00:48:07 Lets go.
00:48:11 She just dissed you again.
00:48:20 Most guys would never go shopping.
00:48:25 You did say swimsuits, right?
00:49:36 Thank you! Thank you!
00:49:44 Sorry about that.
00:49:50 Now this is real music.
00:49:54 Thats what I'm talking about.
00:49:58 Danielle, I didn't see you come in.
00:50:02 Hey, Emily.
00:50:03 How's it going?
00:50:05 Great. How about you?
00:50:10 Hey, do you have the new Creed CD?
00:50:15 Yeah, I'll check for you.
00:50:20 Who's that?
00:50:25 What happened?
00:50:29 ...you know how things go.
00:50:32 Come on, you're not the type
00:50:36 Time to go!
00:50:39 You've been listening to this song
00:50:43 Listen, bro, I've had a bad day,
00:50:49 Thats it!
00:50:53 You've moved up.
00:50:56 Would you relax?
00:51:02 Diz, you made it!
00:51:05 I thought you never check
00:51:10 Gil, do you know these people?
00:51:20 No.
00:51:29 Lets go.
00:51:44 We've found a pair of balls.
00:51:50 Dizzy Harrison, pick up
00:51:54 Thats balls and scrotum,
00:51:58 You know what? I have all these.
00:52:01 Thats my microphone!
00:52:05 Oh, no. Please don't!
00:52:14 Harris, get your punk ass in here!
00:52:25 What are you doing here?
00:52:32 You know the penalty in this state
00:52:36 Death?
00:52:39 This isn't Iraq, son.
00:52:41 But I can tell you,
00:52:45 You know what this is?
00:52:48 Is a bill for manure clean up,
00:52:52 To top it off, somebody urinated all
00:52:56 That was me, sir.
00:53:00 And you wanna know something else?
00:53:04 It was all worth it!
00:53:08 Come here! Come here!
00:53:13 That was our first victory in five
00:53:19 I love you more than my own
00:53:22 Sit down, take a load off.
00:53:26 We got a homecoming dance coming up
00:53:30 ...God-awful experience for everyone
00:53:35 You have any ideas on how we might
00:53:42 Good music.
00:53:45 Hey.
00:53:46 That is a fantastic idea, son.
00:53:49 What kind of music?
00:53:51 The only music worth being called
00:54:17 Hello, singing?
00:54:20 We can't play funk
00:54:22 Or black guys.
00:54:24 We'll find someone.
00:54:27 Oh, you don't? So somebody else
00:54:32 We headline at homecoming
00:54:35 Someone talking to us?
00:54:38 Its Diz.
00:54:41 I was an asshole at the mall.
00:54:44 World-class asshole.
00:54:46 They're scouting me for Asshole
00:54:50 Come on, you guys, I'm sorry.
00:54:53 I got no good excuse for what I did.
00:54:56 Its not easy being the big bull.
00:55:00 You're the big bullshit!
00:55:03 Yeah, but thas me.
00:55:05 Is it?
00:55:06 So, what makes you any different
00:55:41 Quit it!
00:55:43 Then who was it?
00:55:44 Hi, guys. Ed Ligget.
00:55:48 The marching band is collecting
00:55:52 Ironically, taking away
00:55:55 Any donations would be appreciated.
00:55:57 You know what the homeless need?
00:56:01 A midget.
00:56:02 Why would they need a midget?
00:56:04 Shut up!
00:56:07 Hey! Quit it!
00:56:18 What a throw.
00:56:30 Little Ed, are you okay?
00:56:32 Yeah, I'm from a rodeo family.
00:56:38 You remembered my name.
00:56:41 Come on.
00:56:52 Whats Gil doing?
00:56:56 Ed Ligges gonna get
00:57:12 Who's that little dude?
00:57:19 Hey, Conner.
00:57:20 What did Ed ever do to you?
00:57:31 All right, freak.
00:57:34 We don't call people that here.
00:57:39 Danielle?
00:57:41 She's going down there with the geeks!
00:57:46 Emily.
00:57:49 Look, Emily...
00:58:02 You backed him instead of me?
00:58:04 Bullshit! My girlfrienïs
00:58:08 You're right.
00:58:11 Find one.
00:58:15 I don't need you!
00:58:20 Look, man.
00:58:22 I'm sorry me and the guys
00:58:25 You did?
00:58:27 Yeah.
00:58:39 Another win for the Highlanders!
00:58:44 Mark's gonna help you pass trig.
00:58:49 You don't remember me, do you?
00:58:51 "Stop! Please!
00:58:55 Oh! Was that you?
00:59:01 Highland wins again!
00:59:11 Damn! Thas what I'm talking about!
00:59:18 I'd like to introduce you
00:59:22 Hi, I'm...
00:59:24 ...Hawk.
00:59:25 And I'm...
00:59:28 ...Apache.
00:59:30 Hawk, Apache and I...
00:59:33 Mostly in the shower.
00:59:38 Can youjust smell the playoffs?
00:59:42 Before I met Gil, I'd have looked
00:59:46 ...wiggling my ass
00:59:49 Yeah, well, the universe
00:59:52 And in a few minutes,
01:00:19 I finally understand the song.
01:00:52 Touchdown!
01:01:14 Unbelievable!
01:01:17 We're going to the State Championship!
01:01:21 The Highlanders are on fire!
01:01:30 Little spill.
01:01:33 Remember...
01:01:34 ...turn, don't burn.
01:01:42 I want you to know that when you go
01:01:49 ...roll with you.
01:01:51 Do not, I repeat, do not do that!
01:01:58 Just roll around, Dad,
01:02:16 We're closed.
01:02:18 Hey, its okay. He's with me.
01:02:40 You're really good!
01:02:42 Best part of working here.
01:02:45 I get good tips for wearing
01:02:50 Watch it, hoodlum.
01:02:52 Thats Estelle. She must like you.
01:02:55 Hi, Estelle.
01:02:57 Hi.
01:03:00 Don't mind Estelle.
01:03:04 What could she worry about?
01:03:08 Working days here
01:03:11 I didn't know that.
01:03:13 Its hard to keep track
01:03:16 I'm not worried.
01:03:18 You're not?
01:03:19 Thas a relief. You want a pad?
01:03:24 Estelle!
01:03:26 If I can do what I've done,
01:03:30 I wish I had your confidence.
01:03:33 Why? You know exactly who you are.
01:03:37 But you don't know who I am.
01:03:39 Before I came to East HighIand...
01:03:47 You get good distance
01:03:50 Are you okay?
01:03:53 Thats just it.
01:03:54 I'm not...
01:04:00 They killed Paco.
01:04:03 Paco?
01:04:19 Black Spiders.
01:04:36 See this tattoo?
01:04:41 There's things about me I need to tell
01:04:45 It doesn't matter! Anything
01:04:49 Lets just think about now.
01:04:54 But I'm really Dizzy.
01:04:57 So am I.
01:05:00 She is going to college, punk!
01:05:02 Hey, lady, nobody's stopping her!
01:05:05 Thats a buzz-kill.
01:05:08 Ready for State Finals?
01:05:12 I'm worried.
01:05:16 The Drillers?
01:05:18 Rocky Creek High.
01:05:20 I do.
01:05:23 Look, Danielle.
01:05:25 I can't go to that game.
01:05:28 Wait a minute.
01:05:32 Its complicated.
01:05:34 I hate it too, but if you don't
01:05:37 Please, don't bail now.
01:05:42 Lets welcome our undefeated
01:05:46 ...the Rocky Creek Drillers!
01:05:49 And from East Highland High...
01:05:52 ...the Highlanders.
01:05:57 I can't believe those kilt-wearing
01:06:49 Hold!
01:06:54 Whats going on?
01:07:26 Kirk, you're falling behind.
01:07:39 What a miraculous, momentous occasion
01:07:44 With eight ticks left on the clock,
01:07:49 The Drillers are at the 50-yard line.
01:07:52 There's only time for one lastplay!
01:07:55 lf the Highlanders can stop the
01:08:02 Who's that little dude?
01:08:09 Lets go, Highland!
01:08:15 This is the biggest day
01:08:19 ...since Johnson killed Kennedy!
01:08:30 Come on, Highland!
01:08:34 Highland! Highland!
01:08:39 You understand whas going on?
01:08:41 Their team isn't killing us,
01:08:45 Put your heads in the game
01:08:48 We got a split left quick toss, 29
01:08:54 No way, asshole! Not Duncan! My team,
01:09:00 Just do your job,
01:09:07 Watch the back!
01:09:08 Red, 71, down!
01:09:10 Go, Rocky Creek!
01:09:26 Get out of here, Rocky Creek!
01:09:28 Defense! Defense! Defense!
01:09:56 Fumble!
01:10:07 Go!
01:10:23 Highland wins!
01:10:42 This is for you, son.
01:10:44 Thank you.
01:10:50 Go Highland!
01:10:58 No!
01:11:03 Is that..?
01:11:38 Hi!
01:11:44 Hey, Dizzy dipshit!
01:11:47 Where are you?
01:11:48 Yo, dipshit!
01:11:52 How you doing, buddy?
01:11:54 How's it going?
01:11:56 Who is he?
01:11:59 A friend of Gil is one of mine.
01:12:02 Lonnie.
01:12:03 Ed Ligget, tuba. How you doing, man?
01:12:10 Better now.
01:12:12 So I tossed a freak.
01:12:16 What do you want?
01:12:20 If you must talk like that,
01:12:24 I'll leave as soon as I tell
01:12:28 We know he was in prison.
01:12:32 All right, buddy-boy!
01:12:37 Okay, you guys, back it up.
01:12:41 This is my fight.
01:12:43 Oh, baby! Come on, make my day!
01:12:46 Get him!
01:12:51 I'm gonna go rodeo on your ass!
01:12:54 Take this! And this!
01:13:16 I wanna know what you know.
01:13:27 Someone spread the word
01:13:29 That was us.
01:13:33 What? How did they hear?
01:13:34 Hey, guys. Check this out.
01:13:37 What idiot would fall for this?
01:13:42 Anybody know where the VIP room is?
01:13:47 Thank you. Who did that?
01:13:49 Hey, fat-ass.
01:13:51 Hi.
01:13:53 I didn't think I'd live to see us win
01:14:04 Quiet!
01:14:06 Ladies and gentlemen...
01:14:08 ...Suburban Funk!
01:14:28 We can do this.
01:15:45 Ladies and gentlemen, Creed...
01:15:51 ...will not be here tonight.
01:15:55 And drop curtain.
01:15:59 Cue.
01:16:01 Mrs. Whitman, its my...
01:16:06 lts mine, now!
01:16:10 Yo, East Highland,
01:16:16 Hey, Rocky Creek,
01:16:20 Guess what, folks?
01:16:21 Gil and Diz are the same guy.
01:16:27 He made fools ofyou. You don't
01:16:32 Maybe for once, he'll tell the truth.
01:16:35 This sucks! Whas going on?
01:16:38 Hey!
01:16:40 I can handle this.
01:16:45 I can explain.
01:16:59 Let the brother speak!
01:17:01 Not just Luther. Spiders.
01:17:04 You play my kind of music.
01:17:10 Out of the way, Red.
01:17:15 Everything you saw on that screen
01:17:20 ...true.
01:17:24 They're right. I'm a liar.
01:17:27 I don't know what I was thinking.
01:17:29 Actually, I do know
01:17:33 I was trying to become something more
01:17:38 So I made someone up.
01:17:40 Someone I thought you'd all like.
01:17:45 And all because I cared more about
01:17:50 ...than what I thought of me.
01:17:53 But I bet I'm not the only person here
01:17:59 What is this?
01:18:02 Broke-dick, Broke-dick!
01:18:15 Better come scoop up your friend.
01:18:20 Move it!
01:18:28 Anybody got a staple gun?
01:18:32 Who's the bitch now?
01:18:35 Diz! Oh, my God, you're bleeding!
01:18:38 The crowd, they're animals!
01:18:41 No, animals are kinder. They don't boo
01:18:50 Diz, you are amazing.
01:18:58 What was that for?
01:19:03 You're scaring me. Whas going on?
01:19:06 You've inspired me.
01:19:08 I have to do something
01:19:12 I have to let somebody
01:19:17 You know, Nora...
01:19:25 Better than PlayStation 2?
01:19:28 Now it is.
01:19:30 Yo, I guess is me and you.
01:19:34 And me.
01:19:42 Would you two get a room?
01:19:44 I'm sorry.
01:19:47 I don't know what to call you.
01:19:51 You're the biggest liar I've ever met.
01:19:55 You're right, I'm a liar.
01:20:02 They called me "Dan the Man."
01:20:05 What?
01:20:06 That was before I lost the braces
01:20:09 Then I became "Danielle the Body."
01:20:12 I dropped all the friends I had
01:20:17 And very selfish and mean...
01:20:19 ...but I just wanted so badly
01:20:24 Been there.
01:20:27 Do you even ride the motorcycle?
01:20:30 Yeah, actually I do.
01:20:32 But it usually takes a station wagon
01:20:37 So, what do we do now?
01:20:39 Don't ask me. The last plan I had
01:20:43 No kidding.
01:21:10 So you see...
01:21:11 ...I saved his narrow behind.
01:21:14 And he got to kiss the girl.
01:21:17 I hope that inspires you.
01:21:19 It has. Is taught me a lot.
01:21:22 Its easy for a man like me to forget
01:21:31 My fault, I talk too much.
01:21:42 Oh, God!
01:21:44 You okay?
01:21:59 Thats why I wanna use you.
01:22:12 You staring at my Janet?
01:22:15 Can we do that again?
01:22:22 I'm sorry, that sucked!
01:22:37 Look at that!
01:22:45 Don't yell for mercy.
01:22:52 Oh, God, I blew the line.
01:22:55 Check me out! Bat-wings!
01:22:59 Cut! Cut!
01:23:03 I need three gallons
01:23:06 ...16 martini olives...
01:23:08 ...and enough hummus
01:23:13 You got that?
01:23:17 Who's the bitch now?
01:23:20 Hey, man. You got a smoke?
01:23:31 How you doing?
01:23:33 Better now.
01:23:35 Okay, cut.