New York I Love You

en
00:01:04 - Hey, go to Williamsburg.
00:01:07 - Oh, I'm sorry, man.
00:01:09 Going to Williamsburg.
00:01:10 Do you mind?
00:01:12 Can you just drop me off
00:01:14 That's fine because I'm headed
00:01:16 - All right, that's fine.
00:01:18 - Two stops.
00:01:20 - Just take the FDR...
00:01:22 - Not Chamber Street. No.
00:01:24 - first of all, it's more of a fare.
00:01:26 It's an extra 20 minutes.
00:01:28 Take the FDR Drive, please.
00:01:30 I think we can hang down
00:01:31 and make a left on Chamber Street.
00:01:33 There's no point, though.
00:01:35 Bleecker, guys.
00:01:37 No, we both want
00:01:39 Bleecker's going to take an extra hour.
00:01:41 Bleecker Street is totally
00:01:43 - That's ridiculous.
00:01:45 Wait a second.
00:01:46 Calm down, man.
00:01:48 We'll share the same rate.
00:01:50 Out of my cab.
00:01:53 ♪♪ [jazz]
00:02:05 [Man]
00:02:07 - I'm doing good. Thinking of you.
00:02:10 Yeah, I dreamt about you last night.
00:02:12 I'm ready for you. Had my Wheaties.
00:02:14 I miss you, too.
00:02:16 You ready?
00:02:18 Okay. I got some surprises.
00:02:24 Whoa. Magnifique.
00:02:45 [Camera flashbulb pops]
00:02:48 [Booth beeps]
00:03:39 Pardon. Excusez-moi, mademoiselle.
00:03:46 [Toilet flushes]
00:03:47 This yours?
00:03:50 Um, it is. It must have
00:03:54 It was on the floor
00:03:55 That was really nice of you.
00:03:58 I wouldn't mind
00:04:01 Great. What would you like?
00:04:03 - Whatever you're having.
00:04:06 Losing your cell phone's
00:04:08 Do you come here a lot?
00:04:10 I do. A lot. Too much.
00:04:13 Long story.
00:04:15 Tell me.
00:04:16 I've got a ton of time.
00:04:18 [Clears throat]
00:04:20 right here.
00:04:22 When my mom
00:04:23 she never told him.
00:04:25 Just left him.
00:04:26 Growing up, she had
00:04:28 Went through one after another.
00:04:30 Always left them.
00:04:31 Every time she'd leave a man, though,
00:04:33 she'd keep something, like a souvenir.
00:04:34 Maybe a book or a necklace
00:04:37 When she left my dad, she kept me.
00:04:40 I was her souvenir.
00:04:41 Before she died,
00:04:43 with his name and number on it.
00:04:45 I called him up, and we met here.
00:04:48 I said one thing to him.
00:04:49 What did you say?
00:04:51 "Dad."
00:04:52 That's it?
00:04:53 "I'm a gift for you, from Mom."
00:04:58 Thank you.
00:05:01 I walk past your flower room every day.
00:05:04 I see you, but I say nothing.
00:05:08 I'm so afraid to look at you. Oh, girl.
00:05:11 You say I'm the strongest.
00:05:15 You ask me where I'm going.
00:05:18 Oh, girl.
00:05:22 Very touching.
00:05:23 Lyrics to this song.
00:05:25 Let me have a cigarette.
00:05:29 - Indian?
00:05:32 - Chinese.
00:05:38 Xie xie.
00:05:40 [Speaks Chinese]
00:05:42 Increible.
00:05:44 Which means "Thank you,
00:05:49 - [Chuckles]
00:05:53 Really? Very nice. Thank you.
00:05:55 Gary. Nice to meet you.
00:05:56 Ben.
00:05:58 - How are you, Benjamin?
00:06:00 Thank you.
00:06:03 Nice to meet you.
00:06:04 I'll leave you two alone.
00:06:06 Have a seat. Sit.
00:06:09 Sit down.
00:06:20 We know each other?
00:06:22 It's possible.
00:06:23 You look familiar.
00:06:24 New York's not such a big place.
00:06:25 - You study? NYU?
00:06:27 I teach there.
00:06:29 Am I a good teacher?
00:06:30 - You're a good teacher.
00:06:32 So what do you do?
00:06:36 Thief.
00:06:39 - Could be.
00:06:40 Might be? Used to be?
00:06:42 Will be?
00:06:44 - To be or not to be.
00:06:46 I've been trying to steal you
00:06:48 but it hasn't worked so far.
00:06:50 Can I get the bill?
00:06:56 You lost your wallet?
00:06:58 You lost your wallet.
00:07:00 Is this yours?
00:07:06 [Laughing]
00:07:08 Wow.
00:07:11 Yeah, that's my wallet.
00:07:13 - Merci beaucoup.
00:07:15 I recently lost my wallet,
00:07:18 but I managed
00:07:25 A young man should never
00:07:29 [Chuckles]
00:07:34 Knock yourself out, young man.
00:07:38 You lost your wallet?
00:07:42 Did you lose my pictures, too?
00:07:44 Pictures? How could I?
00:07:48 How did you get these?
00:07:50 I took these, like, five minutes ago.
00:07:52 Aren't you full of surprises today.
00:07:55 You took off your ring.
00:07:57 Ben, your keys.
00:08:14 Mm.
00:08:36 Ben, wait up!
00:09:20 [Man on speaking device speaking Gujatari]
00:09:23 [Speaks Gujarati]
00:09:24 I've come into the city
00:09:26 only to do this deal,
00:09:28 My customer wants natts, ASAP.
00:09:31 I'm in the middle
00:09:33 but I came here to do
00:09:34 Who are you getting married to?
00:09:36 His name's Chaim.
00:09:38 ♪ Chaim in the mood ♪
00:09:42 ♪ For love ♪
00:09:45 [snickers]
00:09:48 Where's my invitation
00:09:49 Did you invite me to your wedding?
00:09:51 Oh, I wish I had.
00:09:54 25 years I've been trading
00:09:56 I know nothing about them.
00:09:59 Strictly business.
00:10:03 While you inspect the goods,
00:10:05 Excuse me. Hmm?
00:10:09 You can't eat meat, right? You Hindus?
00:10:11 No, we are not Hindus.
00:10:14 Hinduism is too materialistic for us.
00:10:17 No meat, no fish.
00:10:19 - And what can't you eat?
00:10:22 - What else can't you eat?
00:10:25 - No milk and meat together.
00:10:27 - Nothing that hasn't been blessed.
00:10:30 It is exciting the passions, you know.
00:10:32 The Christians... they eat everything.
00:10:34 They're like the Chinese.
00:10:35 They never have to
00:10:37 picking a restaurant.
00:10:38 That's why there are no Christians
00:10:40 How can you trust a person
00:10:43 [Snickers]
00:10:45 This parcel's not so good.
00:10:47 At least 20% rejection
00:10:49 How much?
00:10:52 [Gujarati]
00:10:53 [Man in Gujarati]
00:10:57 550.
00:10:59 Too much. Way too much.
00:11:01 I'll give you 480.
00:11:03 Why are you doing this to me?
00:11:05 My children will be crying at home
00:11:07 because after I do business with you,
00:11:10 I can't make commission on this.
00:11:11 540.
00:11:13 Maybe I can give my children
00:11:16 I have to check with my customer.
00:11:21 [Speaking Yiddish]
00:11:24 My customer says too much.
00:11:26 No, he doesn't.
00:11:29 I know you understand Gujarati.
00:11:32 [Chuckles]
00:11:34 And I know you know I know Gujarati.
00:11:36 And I know you know Yiddish.
00:11:37 I was speaking
00:11:41 520, as a wedding present. Mazel.
00:11:46 I'm sorry. I can't shake your hand.
00:11:48 I'm not allowed to touch any man
00:11:51 Mazel.
00:11:53 And mazel for your wedding.
00:11:55 Mazel for the dozen children
00:11:58 Thank you. Is that your children?
00:12:00 Minesh and Paresh.
00:12:03 - Where's your wife?
00:12:06 in the photographs these days.
00:12:09 Oi.
00:12:12 Last year she decided
00:12:15 Now she's in India,
00:12:17 with her head shaved,
00:12:19 collecting food in the bowl.
00:12:20 She used to be my wife.
00:12:23 Now I have to worship her.
00:12:25 Don't worry.
00:12:30 I had to shave off all mine this morning
00:12:32 'cause I'm getting married tomorrow.
00:12:34 This is a wig.
00:12:36 Why? What is so wrong
00:12:39 Why you all want to cut it off?
00:12:41 They wanted me to cut it off
00:12:43 - I said "No way."
00:12:46 It took 25 years to grow,
00:12:49 And now, for the rest of my life,
00:12:52 I have to wear
00:12:56 For all I know,
00:12:58 you could be wearing
00:13:01 What do you mean,
00:13:04 Most human hair in America
00:13:08 where women offer
00:13:11 so that they can be sold to the West
00:13:41 While we are waiting for the Messiah,
00:13:44 while we are waiting for Mahavir...
00:13:48 your eyes will suffice
00:13:50 to give tired men hope.
00:14:08 This is not the proper
00:14:11 What is this?
00:14:15 - ♪♪ [traditional]
00:14:25 - ♪♪ [continues]
00:14:43 [Diamond Salesman]
00:14:47 Rifka!
00:14:49 [Rifka]
00:15:35 ♪♪ [car radio: Man singing
00:15:42 ♪♪ [Man singing along in foreign language]
00:15:45 [French]
00:15:57 - Ah, oui?
00:16:13 ♪♪ [resumes singing along with radio]
00:16:14 [Sighs]
00:16:16 Oh, I'm s... I'm so sorry.
00:16:18 Wow, that's an entrance.
00:16:20 Wait. Which way are you going?
00:16:21 Uh, I was just gonna go over
00:16:24 Oh, I guess I can film there, too.
00:16:28 [Speaks French]
00:16:29 Thank you so much.
00:16:30 You're welcome.
00:16:32 ♪♪ [continues]
00:16:44 - [Snoring]
00:16:55 Hello?
00:16:56 [Coughing]
00:16:59 [Woman]
00:17:02 - Did I wake you?
00:17:04 Yeah, you can say that.
00:17:06 Listen, he left me a message
00:17:10 Who?
00:17:12 Abara, your director.
00:17:14 Uh, okay, which ones?
00:17:16 5, 7, 8, 12, 13...
00:17:19 Okay. Okay, great.
00:17:21 He hates them.
00:17:23 You have to change them.
00:17:26 Because?
00:17:28 He didn't say.
00:17:30 Oh, well,
00:17:32 what do you think, Camille?
00:17:34 Maybe you should talk to him directly.
00:17:38 Mmm. Yeah.
00:17:41 Yeah, I'll call him.
00:17:43 ♪♪ ["Carnival of the Animals"]
00:17:44 Hey, Camille.
00:17:47 - Did you talk to Abara?
00:17:50 He talked for, like, two hours
00:17:54 Wagner, Brahms, Gustav Mahler,
00:17:58 That killed me.
00:18:00 Dostoyevsky isn't a composer.
00:18:03 - Are you okay?
00:18:04 Great. Well, I need your address.
00:18:07 Abara wants to messenger
00:18:09 Does he?
00:18:11 Hold on.
00:18:16 Aw. It's on my phone.
00:18:19 I'm a total idiot
00:18:22 - My last girlfriend...
00:18:24 I couldn't remember her birthday.
00:18:25 She broke up with me
00:18:26 Yeah, well, you deserved it.
00:18:28 Probably. But the upside
00:18:31 So, dinner?
00:18:33 [Laughs]
00:18:35 No. I'm Camille deprived.
00:18:37 I'm thinking Balthazar for dinner
00:18:40 and maybe a little pastis for dessert.
00:18:43 I'm thinking unemployment
00:18:46 Give me your address.
00:18:47 ♪♪ [keyboard chord]
00:18:53 Hello?
00:18:55 [Camille]
00:18:57 I left them outside your door.
00:18:59 Wait. What... You were here?
00:19:03 I knocked, like, a hundred times.
00:19:07 What the hell is this?
00:19:09 He talked to you about Dostoyevsky.
00:19:13 "Please read."
00:19:16 Is this guy crazy? Am l...
00:19:18 Am I supposed to read these
00:19:20 Okay, David.
00:19:23 You can talk to him.
00:19:27 [Sighs]
00:19:30 How'd it go with Abara?
00:19:33 He just said "Read the books, Dave.
00:19:35 "Don't use CliffNotes or Wikipedia.
00:19:37 Just read them." So fine.
00:19:40 I'm on a bench in Central Park
00:19:43 800 pages, and I'm page 22.
00:19:45 [Chuckles]
00:19:48 [Coughs, sneezes]
00:19:49 Bless you.
00:19:54 Thanks.
00:19:56 What? What's wrong?
00:19:58 - I can see the Dakota.
00:20:02 John Lennon... is my god.
00:20:05 - You know his song "Mother"?
00:20:08 I was a kid the first time I heard that.
00:20:10 Why can't I write a song like "Mother"?
00:20:12 Oh, I just sent you a picture.
00:20:14 Oh, my God.
00:20:15 Is that John Lennon standing behind you?
00:20:17 - What?
00:20:21 I have no idea
00:20:23 Hmm.
00:20:24 Send me a picture.
00:20:26 No. No way.
00:20:35 Is that what you look like?
00:20:46 [Camille on machine]
00:20:48 - please leave a message after the beep.
00:20:51 [David]
00:20:53 and it takes me four minutes
00:20:55 1,784 pages times four minutes a page
00:20:58 is 7, 136 minutes,
00:21:01 which equals 118.9333 hours,
00:21:04 which comes to 4.955 days.
00:21:06 But you can round it off
00:21:09 It's impossible. I quit.
00:21:16 I quit.
00:21:18 [No audio]
00:21:20 Goodbye, Camille.
00:21:23 [Phone rings]
00:21:27 [Ring]
00:21:31 Hello?
00:21:32 [Ring]
00:21:36 [David on machine]
00:21:39 [Beep]
00:21:41 Hey, David. It's Camille.
00:21:46 You know, when Dostoyevsky
00:21:50 he signed a contract with his publisher
00:21:52 saying that he would finish it in 26 days.
00:21:55 And he did it,
00:21:57 but he had the help
00:22:01 This girl...
00:22:05 And afterwards,
00:22:07 they actually got married.
00:22:10 [Chuckles]
00:22:12 That's how he met his wife.
00:22:15 Anyway, I found this story
00:22:16 in the preface for Crime and Punishment.
00:22:18 So I was thinking that...
00:22:22 And this would have to be
00:22:24 But I was thinking that
00:22:29 and tell you what's going on.
00:22:31 That way, you could just
00:22:34 But only if you're
00:22:36 And if you're not, you know,
00:22:38 and you can quit.
00:22:40 But if you are,
00:22:43 then open this door.
00:22:47 Open... this door?
00:23:22 Okay, a deal's a deal.
00:23:25 Does this mean
00:23:28 I have a lot of reading to do.
00:23:35 Hi. I'm Camille.
00:23:38 Hi. I'm David.
00:24:15 [Phone rings]
00:24:18 Hello?
00:24:19 Where?
00:25:25 Thank you.
00:25:40 That was kind of a powerful,
00:25:45 What was intimate?
00:25:47 Just now. Just... We...
00:25:49 Sharing the flame.
00:25:51 I mean, that was... that was intimate.
00:25:53 If you say so.
00:25:54 Oh, come on now.
00:25:56 You know what I'm talking about.
00:25:57 Our hands almost touched.
00:25:59 I looked at you, and you
00:26:02 and our eyes met.
00:26:03 It was... It was... It was intense,
00:26:05 and it was intimate.
00:26:07 Wow. Stop it. I feel naked.
00:26:10 Yeah, well, you know what?
00:26:12 I mean, not all women.
00:26:13 - No, not all women.
00:26:14 But it has happened before,
00:26:16 - Yeah, I bet.
00:26:19 We're having some kind
00:26:21 and you have to pay attention
00:26:23 This stuff is not to be treated lightly.
00:26:26 Listen, I actually just came out here
00:26:30 - And relax and do my thing.
00:26:32 So, uh, maybe another time.
00:26:34 Yeah. But there may not
00:26:36 I may never get this chance again.
00:26:38 I mean, we may never, you know,
00:26:39 be able to return to this... this moment.
00:26:42 Well, then, you should know
00:26:46 Right. Uh-huh. And where is he?
00:26:48 Huh? Huh?
00:26:50 He leaves you out here alone,
00:26:52 - I'm not feeling that.
00:26:54 - But you love him anyway.
00:26:57 Sure. Sure.
00:27:00 to your mortal disease,
00:27:03 and die, when he's in there
00:27:05 I don't respect this guy.
00:27:08 I think he's selfish.
00:27:10 but I think any moment now, this guy's
00:27:14 and it's gonna be all...
00:27:15 Like, scary stuff's gonna come out.
00:27:17 You know, I felt it right away.
00:27:18 I felt it right away... that I think...
00:27:21 I'm gonna say something a little bold here.
00:27:23 But I think you might
00:27:26 I don't know that even if that were true
00:27:28 - that I'd tell you.
00:27:31 - We're not exactly friends.
00:27:32 - No.
00:27:34 But we did share a flame. Right?
00:27:35 - Speaking of.
00:27:37 See? Look at that.
00:27:39 You're walking away,
00:27:41 We share a flame. Thousands of tiny
00:27:44 They're penetrating our brain.
00:27:45 They're stimulating our sexual desire.
00:27:47 I don't know about you,
00:27:50 And I'm so glad
00:27:52 because now I can feel
00:27:54 to tell you that I happen to be,
00:27:56 uh, on the forefront of men
00:27:58 able to find and locate
00:28:01 And I could do that for you.
00:28:03 That's really generous
00:28:05 It's my pleasure.
00:28:09 And what makes you think
00:28:11 Um, the way you hold the cigarette.
00:28:13 It's a little high and tight, you know?
00:28:15 What you have to do
00:28:17 You have to bring it all the way
00:28:21 It rests there.
00:28:23 the whole body gets restricted,
00:28:25 and the plexus gets closed off,
00:28:27 you know, and the vagina gets locked.
00:28:30 Look, I just happen to know this crazy,
00:28:34 It's kind of cool,
00:28:35 But you have to be prepared.
00:28:37 You know what I mean?
00:28:39 I mean, it starts with a little walk.
00:28:43 You know, like, to, uh...
00:28:44 It's a couple blocks from here.
00:28:47 and I would tell you
00:28:50 You know, kind of getting us
00:28:54 You know? And then we'd share
00:28:56 - Burgundy?
00:28:59 We'd bask in the warm, gentle,
00:29:01 romantic yet erotic glow
00:29:06 And then I would undress you,
00:29:08 and you would undress me.
00:29:10 We'd stand naked before
00:29:13 I find... I find kissing a very helpful,
00:29:16 sweet way to... to relax.
00:29:18 And then, maybe I would... I would...
00:29:20 I would bite your neck a little bit.
00:29:21 Not... Not hard. Just gentle...
00:29:24 like... like a little kitty cat,
00:29:26 And then...
00:29:29 my hands kind of descend
00:29:32 kind of, uh, finding their way,
00:29:34 massaging the skin
00:29:37 which would even
00:29:41 All the time, I'm whispering
00:29:42 delicate little poems
00:29:45 And the blood from your body
00:29:48 is... is rushing
00:29:51 and my fingers would slide effortlessly...
00:29:54 [laughing]
00:29:58 Or a comedian? You're a comedian.
00:30:00 No. I, uh... I'm kind of a writer.
00:30:03 - Oh, you're kind of a writer.
00:30:05 You know, what about you?
00:30:08 I'm a hooker.
00:30:11 [Stammering, laughing]
00:30:15 That exactly means that people
00:30:18 Mm-hmm.
00:30:19 So, if I wanted to, um...
00:30:22 Here's my card.
00:30:24 It's got my number
00:30:26 So wow. You're, uh...
00:30:28 - That's why you're...
00:30:32 Saturdays and Sunday are busy.
00:30:33 Weekends are... Avoid weekends.
00:30:36 You know, I look forward
00:30:39 and sharing another...
00:30:51 Well, fuck me.
00:31:28 [Barks]
00:31:34 [Young man, narrating]
00:31:36 there are currently 759 drugstores
00:31:38 and over 1,600 registered pharmacists.
00:31:41 On the day of my senior prom,
00:31:44 one of them would change my life.
00:31:46 Shit bums.
00:31:49 They couldn't hit a ball with an oar.
00:31:52 I heard about what happened
00:31:54 - Oh.
00:31:56 And on prom night.
00:31:57 Like there's gonna be other proms.
00:31:59 Well, there's not
00:32:01 Not now, not ever.
00:32:03 She's a whore, all right?
00:32:06 She's a snake fucking
00:32:09 - She's got no right.
00:32:13 I mean, we only went out
00:32:15 Here's the thing.
00:32:18 Come here for a second.
00:32:19 I got something to show you.
00:32:24 That's my daughter.
00:32:27 It's the right thing to do.
00:32:29 And that's not chopped liver, right?
00:32:31 Nuh-uh.
00:32:33 I was 17, and I'd only been to second base,
00:32:36 but I felt like tonight could be
00:32:39 Hey, kid.
00:32:40 - Hey, Mr. Riccoli.
00:32:43 - Call me Frank.
00:32:45 - You look good.
00:32:47 Oh. Hey.
00:32:48 ♪♪ [choir vocalizing]
00:32:51 ♪♪ [slowing down]
00:32:55 ♪♪ [stops]
00:32:57 Listen, try to get her home
00:33:00 She's gotta take her pills.
00:33:09 ♪♪ [big band]
00:33:16 Why are you stopping?
00:33:18 - That's my girlfriend.
00:33:24 - Hey.
00:33:26 I'm sorry. I came with Gil.
00:33:29 He's a film major at NYU.
00:33:31 Oh, that... that's cool.
00:33:33 We're... We're cool. Whatever.
00:33:35 It's no biggie, you know?
00:33:36 How's your, uh, swimmer's ear?
00:33:39 Good. Better.
00:33:41 [Chuckles]
00:33:45 Make-A-Wish.
00:33:47 Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:49 You know, it was her dream to go to prom,
00:33:51 and I said, "Of course I'll
00:34:14 I want to dance.
00:34:16 Uh, we should... we should talk first.
00:34:18 I want to dance.
00:34:20 [Man in singsong voice]
00:34:22 [All whooping]
00:34:24 Check it out, y'all.
00:34:25 How low can you go?
00:34:27 Can you go down low?
00:34:29 All the way to the floor?
00:34:31 How low can you go?
00:34:33 Can you bring it to the top?
00:34:35 Like you'll never, never stop?
00:34:37 Wait! That's my limo!
00:34:39 You've got your own wheels.
00:34:41 [Laughter]
00:34:47 [Sighs]
00:34:50 Want to walk me home
00:34:52 Through the park?
00:35:00 Thanks.
00:35:02 I had a really good time tonight.
00:35:05 Me, too.
00:35:07 I should probably take you home.
00:35:12 Make a wish.
00:35:14 [Chuckles]
00:35:21 Come on. Take my panties off.
00:35:26 Come on.
00:35:40 Yeah, that's them.
00:35:49 Okay, now take your pants off.
00:35:53 Hurry.
00:35:57 Come on.
00:36:04 Come here.
00:36:08 Grab my legs.
00:36:16 That's it.
00:36:21 [Moans]
00:36:23 [Creaking]
00:36:34 Mmm, it's morning.
00:36:38 [Giggling]
00:36:39 Oh, fuck!
00:36:51 - Motherfuckers.
00:36:53 I'm so sorry.
00:36:54 They lose it in the 9th...
00:36:57 They lost it 8 to 7. 8 to 7.
00:36:59 - Them Yankees need some pitching.
00:37:02 Hi, baby.
00:37:04 Listen, I, uh... I really want
00:37:07 There are not too many
00:37:10 Well, it's my pleasure.
00:37:24 Yeah, New York actresses...
00:37:28 Actresses?
00:37:29 Last year, she played Helen Keller.
00:37:31 She walked around the city
00:37:34 You know, to get
00:37:36 Broke her nose twice.
00:37:39 what the fuck...
00:37:41 Anyway... Anyway, she's doing
00:37:45 Central Park covers almost 843 acres.
00:37:48 It is 6% of Manhattan.
00:37:51 There are also 127,000
00:37:55 which is 2% of the population.
00:37:58 And on the night of my senior prom,
00:38:01 these two elements came together
00:38:03 to make one perfect wish come true.
00:38:06 God, I love New York.
00:38:12 ♪♪ [Man vocalizing]
00:38:15 ♪ And here I am ♪
00:38:18 ♪ The only living boy in New York ♪
00:38:37 [chuckles]
00:38:43 All right, guys. I'm done.
00:38:46 I'm out. Yeah.
00:38:48 Thanks, man.
00:38:50 - Hey.
00:38:51 You look like you're gonna
00:38:54 That was nothing.
00:38:55 [Chuckles]
00:38:58 Give me a sec, all right?
00:39:06 - My man.
00:39:08 That's for you.
00:39:10 Now, with a little bit more practice...
00:39:13 I ain't practicing.
00:39:15 - You had me going.
00:39:17 [Chuckles]
00:39:20 - Yeah?
00:39:22 All right. Let's go.
00:39:40 [Thinking]
00:39:42 I know I gave him my number,
00:39:44 When we said goodbye?
00:39:46 Oh, yeah. It was at the bar.
00:39:49 [Scoffs] I didn't realize we were gonna
00:39:51 at that point.
00:39:53 Idiot.
00:39:55 Why did I do that?
00:39:58 Why did I act like that?
00:40:00 I'm only gonna have
00:40:03 I'm not gonna have sex with him.
00:40:06 I really don't.
00:40:08 God, I had no intention
00:40:12 When he sat down next to me,
00:40:14 we weren't each other's style
00:40:17 And since there was no vibe,
00:40:20 without thinking anything,
00:40:22 and then I don't know
00:40:25 [Man, thinking]
00:40:28 What am I saying? She's not a girl.
00:40:30 I have no idea how old she is,
00:40:32 but she's not a fucking girl.
00:40:34 Why am I walking 30 blocks to this bar?
00:40:36 I'm not in a good space for this.
00:40:39 Yeah, she was beautiful.
00:40:42 Was she even drunk?
00:40:44 I don't even know what she was.
00:40:46 Ow. Am I imagining things,
00:40:48 No, no, no. It's just these pants.
00:40:51 They always rub me the wrong way.
00:40:54 God, that was sexy.
00:40:57 It was beyond sexy.
00:40:59 I felt like I was in
00:41:02 [Coins jingle]
00:41:06 What is wrong with me?
00:41:09 This is ridiculous.
00:41:12 No, you're too early. Shit!
00:41:17 [Woman]
00:41:19 Although I definitely had
00:41:21 I'm sure he found that really attractive
00:41:23 as I sat at the bar
00:41:25 Oh, no wonder he was so
00:41:27 I finally shut the fuck up.
00:41:30 [Scoffs]
00:41:32 I hardly said a word
00:41:34 It was good,
00:41:36 but there's nowhere for it to go.
00:41:41 I think it would've been fine
00:41:43 but it took another turn.
00:41:45 Something happened.
00:41:48 but both of us played into it.
00:41:53 It's good we're gonna do this...
00:41:55 have a couple of drinks
00:41:57 Let him know
00:42:00 nothing.
00:42:04 God, I hate that window.
00:42:06 I don't want to see the innards
00:42:09 Makes me feel sick.
00:42:11 Just get me there.
00:42:25 [People chattering]
00:42:29 Hi. Can I get a Jameson? Great.
00:43:34 [Laughing]
00:45:54 - Here you go.
00:46:11 You left that on.
00:46:13 Yeah. I'll look at it later.
00:46:43 [No audible dialogue]
00:47:53 Madame.
00:47:55 Thank you.
00:48:20 This is not the room I wanted.
00:48:23 I don't find it comfortable
00:48:27 The noise.
00:48:43 [Grunting]
00:48:46 I can carry my bags.
00:48:48 That is my job.
00:49:09 This is good.
00:49:17 I was hoping it would snow.
00:49:21 Then the street is quiet.
00:49:24 The world goes quiet.
00:49:31 [Heavy accent]
00:49:34 - You're not American.
00:49:37 No, we're not so many of us
00:49:41 It's one of the things
00:49:44 Everyone came from somewhere else.
00:49:48 Yeah.
00:49:51 Well, I hope you will be
00:49:54 Please call down
00:49:59 There are no flowers.
00:50:06 Is it possible
00:50:08 Violets? Or...
00:50:13 I love violets.
00:50:18 I'm not expecting you
00:50:20 if you, uh... if you don't have them.
00:50:25 I'm sure I can find some violets.
00:50:43 [Knocking]
00:50:50 How did you do that?
00:50:52 [Chuckles]
00:50:54 You must have requested them.
00:50:56 They were downstairs in lobby.
00:50:58 I didn't.
00:50:59 All the better.
00:51:07 Incredible.
00:51:09 [Chuckles]
00:51:11 So you're lucky, no?
00:51:13 These violets were waiting for you.
00:51:16 Are there any other
00:51:22 Oh, I doubt it.
00:51:25 [Clears throat, sniffs]
00:51:30 What... What's happened?
00:51:32 - [Grunts]
00:51:36 - [Groans]
00:51:38 - I'm s... I'm sorry.
00:51:42 No, no. Come on.
00:51:48 [Coughs]
00:51:51 Put your head back.
00:51:55 [Groaning]
00:52:00 [Groans]
00:52:03 Are you in pain?
00:52:06 It's not my business. Fr...
00:52:08 From your back?
00:52:11 Wait here.
00:53:04 [Knocking]
00:53:09 [Knocking continues]
00:53:28 I have something for you.
00:53:34 Please?
00:53:47 [Grunts]
00:53:54 The mystery of the violets is solved.
00:53:58 My father is, um...
00:54:02 My father is manager here...
00:54:05 He's very happy
00:54:11 He's very big admirer
00:54:15 He says he heard you sing
00:54:18 Please thank him.
00:54:25 ♪♪ [Woman singing opera]
00:54:35 Paris is place I wish I visit.
00:54:40 Would you like me to open?
00:54:44 Perhaps.
00:54:45 ♪♪ [continues]
00:54:53 Would you join me?
00:54:55 I don't...
00:54:56 Please?
00:55:19 ♪♪ [continues]
00:55:22 [Cork pops]
00:55:58 Santé.
00:56:04 You seem so sad.
00:56:07 No one so young should be so sad.
00:56:15 Do you still sing?
00:56:20 Hmm?
00:56:26 - Never.
00:56:30 I'm sorry.
00:56:34 I should love to have heard you sing.
00:56:43 Mmm.
00:56:59 You are too cold.
00:57:01 Surely.
00:57:03 No? [chuckles]
00:57:12 How can you bear it?
00:57:17 Don't know how you can bear it.
00:57:24 [Thud in distance]
00:57:26 ♪♪ [continues]
00:57:46 I'm sorry. L...
00:57:49 Did you see something in the street?
00:58:00 Would you like me
00:58:02 It is very cold.
00:58:07 Yes.
00:58:08 Please close the window.
00:58:23 The manager is very happy
00:58:27 He remembered your love of violets
00:58:30 He's a great admirer
00:58:34 Says that he heard you sing
00:58:42 Yes.
00:58:44 Please thank him.
00:58:52 [Sighs]
00:59:12 Artist?
00:59:14 Painter.
00:59:16 I see the paint on your hands.
00:59:20 Mm-hmm.
00:59:22 I'm a painter, too.
00:59:24 Already there's been some serious interest,
00:59:26 People like my stuff.
00:59:28 I mean, they really like it.
00:59:33 You've been here long?
00:59:36 It's not easy here.
00:59:39 I see things everywhere. Don't you?
00:59:42 It's all new.
00:59:44 On the walls, on bridges,
00:59:47 I see things.
00:59:49 I get my palette from the sky.
00:59:53 I wait, and I paint.
00:59:59 Don't you think,
01:00:01 you come because this
01:00:09 Ah, for a while, it can be.
01:00:32 [Girl]
01:00:34 Whole cities move because of me.
01:00:38 It's how you look at things, Teya.
01:00:42 You see a city between the buildings.
01:00:44 Mm-hmm.
01:00:46 You see the shapes
01:00:48 Mm-hmm, like Mommy's teeth.
01:00:56 [Hums]
01:00:58 Oops.
01:00:59 That's okay.
01:01:00 My umbrella's out of control.
01:01:02 Boing, boing, boing.
01:01:05 It's everywhere.
01:01:07 - You like that dog?
01:01:10 if we were living in a huge umbrella.
01:01:12 That would be so weird,
01:01:13 because then we're going
01:01:15 or any color all the time.
01:01:33 Why's that squirrel
01:01:36 Because he loves her.
01:01:38 Then why is she running away?
01:01:40 Because she's scared.
01:01:42 Hmm. Can we go to the fountain now?
01:01:44 The fountain?
01:01:50 Do you?
01:01:51 Oh, no! Oh, no!
01:01:54 [Girl laughs]
01:01:57 Mommy doesn't let me eat hot dogs.
01:02:00 [Man]
01:02:01 Seaweed's gross.
01:02:03 Then it's our secret, okay?
01:02:06 All right.
01:02:15 [Children laugh and yell]
01:02:32 Bracelet fell in.
01:03:00 Excuse me.
01:03:02 Yeah?
01:03:03 We couldn't help but notice
01:03:04 how good you are with her.
01:03:06 Oh, thanks. Thank you.
01:03:08 It's so unusual to meet a manny.
01:03:11 And a good manny, at that.
01:03:13 What?
01:03:14 You know, a male nanny.
01:03:19 Well, thank you. Thanks.
01:03:24 Excuse me. Teya.
01:03:26 Tey. Come, baby.
01:03:28 Let's go now.
01:03:30 Time to go. Come.
01:03:36 [Teya]
01:03:38 [Man]
01:03:40 El sol, la luna.
01:03:41 - La luna.
01:03:43 - I like when they're both out.
01:03:45 They make all these pretty colors,
01:03:47 and it's kind of like purple,
01:03:53 and they sort of, like,
01:03:57 while they still can.
01:04:01 Hey, sweetness.
01:04:02 Hey, Mommy.
01:04:08 Hi.
01:04:09 Nice outfit.
01:04:10 Did you pick that out yourself?
01:04:12 Yep. And the bracelet matches.
01:04:15 It does.
01:04:17 Ed's over there.
01:04:19 No, thanks.
01:04:20 You're going to get hungry.
01:04:22 Nuh-uh. I had a hot dog.
01:04:31 You need to be firm with her, okay?
01:04:33 She needs the discipline.
01:04:35 She needs you.
01:04:40 She misses you.
01:04:47 Um...
01:04:50 pick her up again tomorrow?
01:04:53 Okay.
01:05:00 Come on, monkey.
01:05:03 [Chattering]
01:05:54 [Applause]
01:05:55 [Teya]
01:06:15 Excuse me. All this for dry cleaning?
01:06:16 Yeah. Is tomorrow okay?
01:06:17 Why not? After 5:00.
01:06:20 You've been shopping.
01:06:22 Very expensive stuff.
01:06:24 I don't like to run out.
01:06:27 [Speaking Cantonese]
01:06:41 Your Cantonese is improving.
01:06:43 I've been studying.
01:06:47 Have a nice night.
01:06:48 [Speaking Cantonese]
01:07:42 $25.
01:08:00 ♪♪ [traditional Chinese]
01:08:28 [Coughs]
01:09:56 Hey, how are you today?
01:09:57 Good.
01:09:59 I want to paint you.
01:10:02 You know, portrait.
01:10:04 Um, would you like... Come with me?
01:10:10 Why me?
01:10:11 I don't know.
01:10:17 I really don't know.
01:10:23 I can't.
01:10:24 Please.
01:10:31 Okay. I'm sorry.
01:10:33 I'm going to give you my address.
01:10:37 If you change your mind...
01:10:43 I'm waiting for you.
01:11:11 [Speaking Chinese]
01:11:39 [TV drones]
01:12:21 [Man]
01:12:24 I looking for the painter.
01:12:28 What?
01:12:29 The painter.
01:12:31 The painter is dead.
01:12:33 You want apartment?
01:13:03 [Shutter snaps]
01:13:04 ♪♪ [traditional Chinese]
01:13:44 [Grunts]
01:13:45 Can I help you?
01:13:47 - Oh, thank you.
01:13:49 Well, I guess this is useless.
01:13:54 Aren't you the one who's always filming
01:13:57 I thought I was being more discreet.
01:14:00 I guess my secret's out now.
01:14:02 If you ask for permission,
01:14:05 So you like to break the rules, then?
01:14:07 A lot of people give me trouble.
01:14:10 Well, I will be
01:14:14 Oh. City's full of surprises, right?
01:14:16 Yeah.
01:14:49 [Car approaches]
01:14:58 [Car door closes]
01:15:07 [Cell phone rings]
01:15:12 [Beeps]
01:15:14 [Man]
01:15:16 Yeah, Peter. How are you?
01:15:17 Yeah, yeah, of course.
01:15:20 I'll get it to you in the morning.
01:15:24 No, they're very important clients.
01:15:30 No. Losing a client is not an option.
01:15:35 Shit.
01:15:37 Yeah.
01:15:40 And?
01:15:43 Thank you.
01:15:45 No, I don't care.
01:15:51 Yeah, yeah, of course.
01:15:54 And if their lawyer
01:16:03 [muffled chatter]
01:16:05 [Woman chatters]
01:16:08 Yeah. Oh.
01:16:10 [Dogs bark]
01:16:12 [Woman]
01:16:20 [Man]
01:16:22 Not yet.
01:16:23 No. Okay, Peter.
01:16:26 You, too. Thanks.
01:16:31 You know, this is what I've always
01:16:35 These little moments
01:16:38 thinking about your life.
01:16:39 Makes you appreciate the city better.
01:16:42 You can watch the buildings.
01:16:48 Sometimes meet somebody
01:16:52 You can talk about what?
01:16:56 Things you can say to a stranger.
01:16:59 [Chuckles]
01:17:01 You know, when there's
01:17:06 Have you ever made love
01:17:09 [Chuckles]
01:17:10 Now you're teasing me.
01:17:14 I believe I am.
01:17:17 Well, I mean...
01:17:20 No, not exactly a perfect stranger,
01:17:22 if you mean someone
01:17:26 [Laughs]
01:17:29 It's sad.
01:17:32 It's sad? Why?
01:17:34 Because there's almost
01:17:37 than fucking somebody you don't know.
01:17:39 [Laughs]
01:17:41 Right?
01:17:43 You don't know their name,
01:17:51 Don't.
01:17:55 Don't tell me your name.
01:18:02 You know what?
01:18:07 I have to walk back
01:18:10 and sit down again
01:18:12 And?
01:18:15 And he won't look at me.
01:18:17 And he won't notice
01:18:21 No bra?
01:18:23 No panties, either.
01:18:25 Oh.
01:18:27 No underwear?
01:18:28 Not today.
01:18:38 I feel sad for this poor, lonely husband
01:18:44 Don't you think he's like
01:18:47 He's typically blind and bored
01:18:50 ready to fantasize about
01:18:53 he hasn't fucked yet.
01:18:58 Am I bothering you?
01:19:02 Not at all.
01:19:05 Yeah. And you say that because
01:19:11 You want to take me to bed.
01:19:16 Do you want to take me to bed?
01:19:19 Yeah, I probably do.
01:19:24 Aw, come on. All right,
01:19:29 Because tonight
01:19:35 Chain smoking's a bad thing.
01:19:37 Who knows?
01:20:10 Thank you.
01:20:12 Enjoy your meal.
01:20:26 [Sighs]
01:20:38 I love you.
01:20:42 I love you, too.
01:20:49 Okay?
01:21:03 ♪ A heart that's full up ♪
01:21:08 ♪ Like a landfill ♪
01:21:12 ♪ A job that slowly kills you ♪
01:21:18 ♪ Bruises that won't heal ♪
01:21:32 What the hell happened to you?
01:21:34 I was doing downward dog,
01:21:36 and that's when it happened.
01:21:39 What's a downward dog?
01:21:40 Yoga.
01:21:42 Oh, yeah. You know,
01:21:44 I remember you used to be
01:21:46 Mr. Riccoli, can you just
01:21:48 - I didn't mean loose like...
01:21:50 I just have somewhere to be.
01:21:52 Right.
01:21:54 Um...
01:21:59 What the hell... Who you with?
01:22:01 Birth control?
01:22:03 Oh, come on.
01:22:04 No, listen, I'm just saying that,
01:22:08 personally it's time
01:22:10 What are you, kidding me?
01:22:12 What's wrong with you?
01:22:14 What'd I say?
01:22:17 What did l...
01:22:19 You used to be nice.
01:22:20 Whoa.
01:22:24 Hey, Lydia, come on.
01:22:27 Hey, I'm sorry.
01:22:31 What the hell did I say?
01:22:34 Babies.
01:22:39 [Man]
01:22:41 [Woman]
01:22:43 who has to initiate everything.
01:22:45 Not true.
01:22:47 We don't go anywhere.
01:22:48 You don't take me anywhere.
01:22:50 I took you to the park last week.
01:22:52 Come on. I'm talking about
01:22:54 Name one place in the past two years
01:22:56 outside the city that
01:22:59 Beach in the Hamptons.
01:23:01 That's where we met,
01:23:02 I'm talking about a road trip,
01:23:04 or a canoe trip, even. A bike trip.
01:23:08 Will you stop with the phone?
01:23:11 Just name one.
01:23:15 Exactly.
01:23:17 What?
01:23:19 If you could go
01:23:21 where would you go?
01:23:24 You know where.
01:23:27 - Come with me.
01:23:30 I just bought tickets.
01:23:35 We are?
01:23:38 Are you out of your mind?
01:23:40 I don't have anything
01:23:42 Well, I will buy you a toothbrush.
01:23:44 In Rome.
01:23:48 Coach is fine.
01:23:54 Lift your feet.
01:23:56 You don't lift your feet.
01:23:58 I'm lifting my feet.
01:23:59 No, you're shuffling.
01:24:00 The doctor said
01:24:03 I'm lifting, I'm lifting.
01:24:05 You want you should fall down,
01:24:09 At least then the pain would
01:24:12 - Equal.
01:24:16 I'm a democratic sort of fellow.
01:24:19 Well, see how democratic you feel
01:24:20 when you fall down
01:24:22 I'm not breaking any hips.
01:24:25 Is there some place
01:24:28 What is your hurry?
01:24:30 My hurry is I want to get there
01:24:33 At the rate you walk...
01:24:35 You want faster?
01:24:36 Divorce me and get yourself
01:24:40 Tom Cruise, perhaps.
01:24:43 You think you're funny?
01:24:45 I do, as a matter of fact.
01:24:49 Then what would you do,
01:24:51 Mr. I'm so independent,
01:24:53 I don't need any help
01:24:56 I got caught in a pickle.
01:24:59 You'd still be putting on your jacket
01:25:03 [Horn honks]
01:25:05 Go ahead, hit me, why don't you?
01:25:07 Want to run me down?
01:25:10 All the time, honking like
01:25:12 We could have driven.
01:25:14 Who could have driven? You?
01:25:15 You're going to give me
01:25:18 What's the good of having a car
01:25:22 You can't drive.
01:25:24 I still have my license.
01:25:26 Only because that girl at the DMV
01:25:29 All that flirting with her, oh.
01:25:30 It was embarrassing.
01:25:32 Brighton Beach Avenue.
01:25:35 As if you didn't know
01:25:38 - I know what street this is.
01:25:40 - You think I don't know what street this is?
01:25:44 I was reading the street sign.
01:25:46 A regular Evelyn Wood I married.
01:25:49 Hurry up, it's green.
01:25:58 The light's going to change.
01:26:19 Step up.
01:26:24 Okay.
01:26:25 You sure? We're not in any rush.
01:26:28 I said I'm okay.
01:26:33 Don't walk so fast.
01:26:36 I don't want to have to
01:26:38 I don't want to think about trying to make
01:26:42 Did you call her?
01:26:43 She called me.
01:26:45 - What did she say?
01:26:47 "How are you? How is Dad?
01:26:50 And what did you say to her?
01:26:53 I told her we're doing
01:26:56 Good.
01:26:57 She said she sent us
01:27:01 - Did we get a card?
01:27:03 Maybe it just didn't get here yet.
01:27:07 She probably sent it late.
01:27:08 - Don't criticize.
01:27:11 You are criticizing.
01:27:13 I'm just saying, she probably forgot
01:27:16 You wait and see.
01:27:17 The postmark will be yesterday,
01:27:19 as if it could get here
01:27:24 Where are you going?
01:27:26 I don't want to take the ramp.
01:27:27 Well, the ramp is easier.
01:27:29 I'll take the stairs.
01:27:30 You're going to kill me.
01:27:35 Today of all days,
01:27:39 Do away with me by making me
01:27:41 Give me a heart attack,
01:27:43 just watching you take the stairs.
01:27:46 They have smart police these days,
01:27:49 like the cute one on CSI.
01:27:53 They'll figure it out.
01:27:55 It'll make headlines...
01:27:57 Man kills wife on 63rd anniversary,
01:28:02 walking up stairs.
01:29:22 [Wheels rattle over boardwalk]
01:29:25 - Hey, hey!
01:29:27 They ought to arrest them.
01:29:31 Let's go have lunch.
01:29:33 Let's go. Come on. Let's go.
01:29:35 I'm coming, I'm coming.
01:29:38 Lift your feet.
01:29:39 - I'm lifting.
01:29:41 - Lift your feet. Lift.
01:29:44 All right. Come on.
01:29:47 I fixed your hat a little bit.
01:29:51 You're looking okay with your hat.
01:29:53 Yeah.
01:29:54 Looking pretty
01:30:28 [Man]
01:30:29 Look at me.
01:30:31 I look terrible.
01:30:34 I don't understand what happened.
01:30:37 Happened. What happened?
01:31:06 [No audible dialogue]
01:33:16 Subtitled By J.R. Media Services, Inc.