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00:00:50 NEVER EVER
00:01:19 Judith?
00:01:22 - Is that you?
00:01:26 I am meeting the French people
00:01:53 The briefcase!
00:01:58 N EVER EVER
00:02:08 "Dear Reader, I understand
00:02:11 after your husband
00:02:14 I sympathize with you...
00:02:17 But the conclusions
00:02:22 seem a tiny bit too radical.
00:02:27 It is a myth that all men
00:02:32 are sooner or later bound to
00:02:37 I don't think neglecting the house
00:02:42 is your only option.
00:02:45 There's always a risk
00:02:48 that the hubby will start missing
00:02:52 and the smell of cakes
00:02:58 Oh, heck!
00:03:05 Oh, my gosh!
00:03:11 "He might start looking around...
00:03:15 who is capable to provide him
00:03:24 The ideal solution would be
00:03:29 reaching the golden middle.
00:03:32 That is being his mistress,
00:03:37 and the housekeeper...
00:03:42 And the fact that some men
00:03:47 Well, let them.
00:03:49 If they were capable of leaving
00:03:53 I'm sure that was your case.
00:03:56 So, keep your head up!
00:03:58 You have reached your milestone.
00:04:01 You have a chance to start anew...
00:04:06 interesting and satisfying.
00:04:09 Just don't give up!
00:04:13 Never ever!
00:04:18 Yours truly...
00:04:21 Judith".
00:04:25 Tosia?
00:04:27 Don't you call me that!
00:04:30 Don't you send me to school!
00:04:33 - What's the F for?
00:04:36 - For wrong attitude.
00:04:39 The ethics teacher said
00:04:43 I said I was planning to be happy.
00:04:45 She said I'd see life was brutal.
00:04:48 So I said that life made her bitter
00:04:54 And she gave me an F.
00:04:57 Ah, well... Tosia,
00:05:00 Just a moment. Don't call me Tosia.
00:05:04 - But, kiddo...
00:05:08 But I have to call you something.
00:05:10 Okay. Treat me like a human being.
00:05:16 Human being? Put on your human
00:05:21 - That was supposed to be funny?
00:05:25 Well... not successfully.
00:05:40 - And what about the French people?
00:05:47 Is everything okay at work?
00:05:49 No, it isn't.
00:05:51 - What's wrong?
00:05:55 But you said
00:05:57 You asked if everything was okay.
00:06:00 - Then something is wrong.
00:06:10 - More soup?
00:06:13 It's your Mom's recipe.
00:06:15 An emancipated woman
00:06:20 Try a lighter cuisine.
00:06:22 Cut down on potatoes,
00:06:24 Potatoes are veggies, aren't they?
00:06:28 - Don't start an argument.
00:06:31 - Don't you "sugar" me.
00:06:34 - I'm developing an ulcer!
00:06:45 "Dear Reader, sharing the meals
00:06:50 of being together.
00:06:54 of relaxed and quiet mood,
00:06:58 when we can share our experiences,
00:07:00 our troubles, our thoughts.
00:07:07 Yours truly...
00:07:12 Thomas?
00:07:14 - Going to bed already?
00:07:39 Honey... should I shut the window?
00:07:43 16 Centigrade is the optimal
00:07:48 When you put it like this
00:07:52 Like it was freezing.
00:08:09 Hey, how about turning on the TV?
00:08:12 There's a nice comedy on channel 2.
00:08:15 I'll fetch some wine and chips...
00:08:19 You ate in bed last Tuesday.
00:08:23 I had to pull broken chips
00:08:27 And your cigarette made a hole
00:08:31 A lot of people burned alive
00:08:34 because they'd been
00:08:39 I'll die, and you'll marry a fan
00:08:45 What?
00:08:46 - What do you mean?
00:08:50 I was joking.
00:08:56 If the TV comedy is just as funny...
00:09:02 We'd better turn the light off.
00:09:15 Thomas?
00:09:25 Do you still love me?
00:09:29 What kind of question is that?
00:09:32 Oh, well...
00:09:36 - I think you've found someone.
00:09:43 Judith, pull yourself together.
00:09:47 I'm just tired and the soup
00:09:52 - That doesn't mean I'm cheating.
00:09:55 Of course not!
00:10:00 Pregnant?
00:10:04 - With your baby?
00:10:15 But asked you if you were cheating
00:10:19 Do you know a man
00:10:23 - That is not real!
00:10:27 Let's split in a civilized way.
00:10:31 Split?
00:10:37 - What do you mean?
00:10:40 You'll keep the apartment,
00:10:45 - You've become a chauffeur?
00:10:50 But remember that everything
00:10:58 So this is all my fault?
00:11:00 You said it.
00:11:03 So it was I that knocked that...
00:11:06 bimbo Yola up? Was it?
00:11:08 Don't be vulgar.
00:11:10 It's unacceptable, even in anger.
00:11:17 All right.
00:11:20 As you wish.
00:11:28 No! No way! To hell with class!
00:11:32 You... mean, disgusting troll, you!
00:11:36 I am furious! And I won't try
00:11:39 to hide it!
00:11:42 I just knew you were
00:11:47 I am an abandoned wife.
00:11:50 An abandoned wife with a kid.
00:11:53 The statistics say it happens
00:11:56 to one in ten women.
00:12:00 Why do I have to be the tenth one?
00:12:04 Why not the eighth?
00:12:06 I never liked him. He's a jerk.
00:12:09 I'll never hear him yell,
00:12:11 is my coffee?". Never!
00:12:14 - Why am I missing that?
00:12:18 - Large or small?
00:12:20 Small. Ugly like an ape.
00:12:24 Narrow lips... a golden tooth...
00:12:28 Acne... no titties.
00:12:30 So he must really love her.
00:12:37 I'm bullshitting you.
00:12:40 She's just pretty. And young.
00:12:46 She'll have stretch marks
00:12:50 I knew you were my best friend.
00:13:32 Holy shit!
00:13:35 - Ms Judith?
00:13:39 All 86 of them to be exact.
00:13:42 Here! "What to do
00:13:46 "How to make a kid polite".
00:13:48 "How to embroider?".
00:13:52 "Are power lines safe to live under?".
00:13:55 "Can a vegetarian not eat veggies?".
00:13:58 "How is a film
00:14:02 - "How to get rid of ants?".
00:14:06 Do you know that the clit
00:14:14 Two times and a half.
00:14:17 If you mean compared
00:14:21 No wonder there are so many
00:14:25 Try writing something about sex.
00:14:28 A serious analysis.
00:14:31 - We'll discuss the details tomorrow.
00:14:34 - Reason?
00:14:37 - Whose?
00:14:39 In that case... Adam!
00:14:41 - Will you step into my office?
00:14:46 Sorry once again.
00:14:49 The idea is off.
00:14:55 I find your clit idea fascinating.
00:14:59 Me?
00:15:03 A serious analysis.
00:15:09 You didn't wear make up
00:15:12 Is divorce a good time
00:15:15 It's so reassuring to have
00:15:19 There you go. Use my gloss.
00:15:22 Better tell me
00:15:26 Relax.
00:15:28 Right! Nothing happened.
00:15:32 A stranger in a robe will declare
00:15:39 That's all a joke!
00:15:42 My life's ruined,
00:15:45 Better split now than in 10 years'
00:15:50 And then, there's more about life
00:15:59 I do worry.
00:16:01 About you, for example.
00:16:03 Dad will always be my Dad.
00:16:07 I always wanted one, but you said
00:16:12 Yola will be getting up at night.
00:16:18 - Hurry or you'll be late.
00:16:22 - Call me a taxi!
00:16:28 - You're the best of all daughters.
00:16:33 It'll be all right, you'll see!
00:16:37 We declare that the union
00:16:40 created on September 23rd 1988
00:16:43 by Tomasz Kozlowski,
00:16:47 1963 in Zamosc and
00:16:52 born on August 15th 1966
00:16:56 Both parents keep the rights
00:17:00 All the costs of the daughter's
00:17:04 should be shared
00:17:09 The father is obliged
00:17:13 to transfer the sum of 1000 zlotys
00:17:16 to the mother's account
00:17:20 - What? I'm crazy, is that it?
00:17:23 I was, 16 years ago, when
00:17:27 - Stop interrupting me!
00:17:40 Couldn't you've told me earlier?
00:17:42 - I was signalling...
00:17:47 That I was a whacko!
00:17:54 Is the hearing over?
00:17:57 You've dropped something.
00:18:02 I'm Yola Zablocki...
00:18:05 Same last name and initials!
00:18:08 Ain't that something?
00:18:14 Yola wanted to meet you
00:18:19 Your fiancee
00:18:22 You didn't tell her, sugar?
00:18:24 Sugar?
00:18:25 It all depends on who's saying it.
00:18:29 It's about the apartment.
00:18:32 - Which apartment?
00:18:36 We have two months to move in.
00:18:40 You get it, right?
00:18:45 Ah, all right. That means...
00:18:49 we're to live under the bridge?
00:18:52 Enough with the melodrama.
00:18:56 I'll provide you with
00:18:59 Who are you taking me for?
00:19:11 The other apartment was his.
00:19:16 - It belonged to his grandparents.
00:19:20 Yeah, sort of...
00:19:25 And this dump is yours, right?
00:19:28 Well, you know...
00:19:29 It was an act of his good will.
00:19:37 Can you try explaining that
00:19:42 Whew!
00:19:44 I don't quite get it.
00:19:46 How could he offer you this...?
00:19:49 It is still the most elegant present
00:19:53 For my last birthday I got
00:19:57 He bought them, because he saw
00:20:03 And he suddenly remembered.
00:20:07 - How will you fit two beds in here?
00:20:13 Fewer sheets to wash.
00:20:15 Ula, you must always look
00:20:24 There's only a small cooker
00:20:27 If "kitchen" isn't saying too much.
00:20:30 I'll eat salads, then.
00:20:34 at last.
00:20:36 New wallpaper,
00:20:39 some new curtains...
00:20:44 God damn it!
00:20:49 I'll go nuts here...
00:20:53 Thank God! I was beginning to think
00:21:01 A divorce?
00:21:03 Does that mean you want to
00:21:07 - I don't want to.
00:21:10 But I have to.
00:21:14 I've divorced him.
00:21:16 Without telling us?
00:21:18 - I didn't want to upset you.
00:21:21 I wouldn't have married him
00:21:23 - 16 years ago!
00:21:27 - My child, it's a disaster.
00:21:31 I could have given some advice.
00:21:34 - But since nobody wants it...
00:21:37 And for help.
00:21:39 That's what parents are for.
00:21:42 In a month's time I'll have
00:21:47 but that will take time,
00:21:50 My old bedroom... It's small,
00:21:58 You want to move back?
00:22:00 Just for a little while.
00:22:04 - There might be a problem.
00:22:10 to divide the apartment in two.
00:22:13 We decided to divide it
00:22:21 - and to live separately.
00:22:25 We didn't tell you,
00:22:28 We're getting divorced.
00:22:31 Divorced?
00:22:34 You for one have no right
00:22:40 You want money
00:22:45 I've already said so.
00:22:51 I'm just checking
00:22:52 if you know what you're saying.
00:22:54 Pity you didn't make sure
00:22:58 when I agreed to marry you.
00:23:03 What's with that arithmetics?
00:23:07 Would it be better if we'd split
00:23:11 Look at it differently:
00:23:16 How humane of you.
00:23:19 But if you spend that money
00:23:25 It won't be my fault.
00:23:27 Of course it won't be.
00:23:32 The notary will see you.
00:23:40 Six, seven, eight,
00:23:45 One hundred thousand.
00:23:49 Are you sure
00:23:52 - Honestly?
00:23:56 I'm not.
00:24:01 We could have bought
00:24:04 And who would take the upper one?
00:24:07 - Me!
00:24:08 Me.
00:24:09 - Respect your elders.
00:24:14 - Here, for a month.
00:24:17 And then...
00:24:21 - Somewhere else.
00:24:27 I don't know.
00:24:30 But I know what the place
00:24:34 I'll have a room of my own.
00:24:38 You too.
00:24:41 There will be a bathroom
00:24:46 With a window. And lots of plants.
00:24:50 A fireplace perhaps...
00:24:53 with real fire burning in it.
00:24:57 The kitchen will be...
00:25:01 rather small, but very...
00:25:05 very...
00:25:08 With dried herbs...
00:25:11 - and garlic...
00:25:15 there will be a knight
00:25:23 Right so!
00:25:25 - That hurt!
00:26:03 I hate the country,
00:26:07 I won't leave my job. It takes
00:26:12 - I almost broke my leg.
00:26:15 I love high heels.
00:26:19 Far from the city, without a phone?
00:26:24 Just take a look at the land.
00:26:27 All right. That's what I came for.
00:26:32 I won't live here.
00:26:34 They want only 10 thousand
00:26:38 You'll buy a project,
00:26:41 - and move in by the fall.
00:26:46 a person with green fingers.
00:26:50 Hush! It's the lark!
00:26:54 Don't try to trick me into it.
00:26:56 But it's so beautiful!
00:27:00 The lark, you say?
00:27:06 I'd never had guessed.
00:27:12 And those are young birch trees?
00:27:15 Charming, huh?
00:27:24 What's going on?
00:27:47 Where does the owner live?
00:27:50 No, I can't let it go
00:27:53 But yesterday you agreed.
00:27:56 But it's today now,
00:27:59 How do you mean, off?
00:28:01 I'm telling you: Ten is not enough.
00:28:05 - And how much would be enough?
00:28:10 Fifteen thousand?
00:28:13 And my son...
00:28:15 - Twenty?
00:28:21 If you'd asked me for advice
00:28:23 before buying it, I'd have told you
00:28:27 It's nuts, everyone will say so!
00:28:30 - Okay, so I am nuts.
00:28:32 - just quit?
00:28:34 - Cement?
00:28:37 - Can't you quit now?
00:28:39 - I'm asking her, not you.
00:28:43 - We're not pouring it?
00:28:55 - Yes?
00:28:57 You're still up?
00:29:00 I'm working.
00:29:01 - "And talking with you."
00:29:04 If you dismatled the fence,
00:29:07 buried the foundations,
00:29:09 the woman might agree to pay
00:29:12 - "your 25 grand back."
00:29:15 burying anything.
00:29:17 I intend to build that house
00:29:20 I had no idea
00:29:22 you were so depressed.
00:29:25 Good night, sweetie.
00:29:36 Yes?
00:29:37 Judith?
00:29:38 - No.
00:29:40 - I recognized your voice.
00:29:44 I'm just... trying to start
00:29:50 With regards to my lovely
00:29:53 To the barrack in no man's land!
00:29:56 The one you won't put a roof on,
00:29:58 due to your lack of money
00:30:02 I indend to build that house
00:30:06 - Happy like hell!
00:30:08 so sarcastic? I'm calling
00:30:13 Know what? Go to bed. And try
00:30:25 - Hello?
00:30:27 Why aren't you sleeping yet?
00:30:30 - "live like that?!"
00:30:39 - Yes?
00:30:42 Living like that you wont complete
00:30:48 Daddy, I love you.
00:31:04 - Boss?
00:31:06 - You're a heck of a woman.
00:31:11 Our boss is a first class woman.
00:31:17 - We'll do anything for you!
00:31:21 we'll take two weeks to build it!
00:31:24 Sure thing!
00:31:27 Gentlemen, you are the best.
00:31:31 like I trust you!
00:31:33 - Are we fucking good?
00:31:39 You are fucking great!
00:31:43 Sex! That's what the article
00:31:46 But you misunderstood my idea.
00:31:49 - Why?
00:31:52 - And what is it about?
00:31:55 Men and sex
00:31:58 In case of some men
00:32:03 - Tomato soup for me.
00:32:06 You're trying to prove we are all
00:32:10 - Gnocchi, goulasch and salad.
00:32:15 All my examples
00:32:19 Half a portion of rice,
00:32:23 I wanted to give you a hand...
00:32:27 But you...
00:32:29 - You're biting it!
00:32:32 - No dessert for me.
00:32:35 No, not to you, madam.
00:32:38 - I've heard it so many times.
00:32:42 From my ex. That means
00:32:46 Over my dead body!
00:32:50 It is a very tempting vision.
00:32:53 - You are...
00:32:57 Am I fired already?
00:33:00 Not yet.
00:33:10 How much is it?
00:33:16 Sixteen twenty?
00:33:20 I paid only eight fifty.
00:33:29 Cork it up! Quick!
00:33:34 You praized us too soon,
00:33:39 We're just simple, ordinary lads,
00:33:43 We just burst under
00:34:04 Judith! Open up!
00:34:06 I'm not at home!
00:34:09 And Tosia is in Greenland!
00:34:11 Then let me in, so I can
00:34:28 I guess you aren't too happy
00:34:32 Peru stinks!
00:34:36 Judith...
00:34:39 What's going on?
00:34:46 I have to vacate the apartment
00:34:50 I have no place to go to,
00:34:53 Sunday is 4 days away.
00:34:57 And you can stay at my place.
00:34:59 We'll put your stuff
00:35:02 My car can sit in the rain.
00:35:04 And how will I pay
00:35:08 We'll arrange it.
00:35:11 For me everything is a problem,
00:35:15 Don't give up. I'm sure
00:35:20 Don't bet on it!
00:36:01 I know!
00:36:02 The Malczewski!
00:36:05 If we sold the Malczewski...
00:36:08 Out of the question.
00:36:12 - It's for your great-grandchildren.
00:36:16 My daughter will perish
00:36:19 If you'd listened to my advice,
00:36:23 - a guy with a house.
00:36:27 Don't be a drama queen.
00:36:30 So, I understand I can't
00:36:34 - On the contrary! Can you help her?
00:36:38 Can't you take a loan?
00:36:40 I already have taken one.
00:36:45 Clever guys, aren't they?
00:36:48 think about building
00:36:52 - Or a house without a roof.
00:36:59 Wait a minute!
00:37:01 Until you manage to understand?
00:37:03 I'll call your Grandma.
00:37:05 Where did you get the money?
00:37:08 From my old Granny.
00:37:11 - about paying it back.
00:37:15 It's her funeral fund.
00:37:21 What are you laughing at?
00:37:23 At my Granny's funeral!
00:37:27 But otherwise
00:37:37 How is it going?
00:37:38 If I don't finish by tomorrow,
00:37:43 I'll help.
00:37:44 Give me all the enquiries about
00:37:48 And you deal with
00:37:52 All right. Water veins, for you.
00:37:55 - For you!
00:37:57 Getting rid of freckles, for you.
00:38:01 Removing wax stains, for you,
00:38:04 If I knew they were all about stains,
00:38:09 - Hey! A letter from a dumped guy.
00:38:12 Read it!
00:38:15 "My wife says she's been
00:38:18 In fact I never made her happy.
00:38:23 with her colleague, who makes her
00:38:27 How is that possible?
00:38:32 and I consider myself
00:38:35 Leon Zakrzewski".
00:38:38 Serves him right!
00:38:42 Let's answer ASAP!
00:38:51 "My dear Leon...
00:38:56 I've read your letter
00:39:01 Although your situation...
00:39:04 makes me sympathize with you,
00:39:08 I cannot...
00:39:10 I can't help thinking...
00:39:13 that you too could be blamed".
00:39:16 Mister! Your wife is so clever!
00:39:18 She didn't wait for you
00:39:25 "A woman doesn't look for romance,
00:39:28 if her husband
00:39:31 to be loved, respected
00:39:34 If she is happy with your rival,
00:39:39 - what you couldn't provide.
00:39:45 Yours truly...
00:39:48 Judith".
00:39:52 - You know what?
00:39:54 Serves him right!
00:40:11 Well? What do you think?
00:40:14 That's the "lovely little house
00:40:18 It's almost finished. Hello!
00:40:20 - Here's the living-room...
00:40:23 We'll have a sofa...
00:40:28 I haven't decided
00:40:31 That's the kitchen...
00:40:35 - Good morning!
00:40:38 We already said good morning...
00:40:41 Here is my drawing room...
00:40:44 - With a computer, a desk...
00:40:48 - Show me my room!
00:40:51 - Where? In Heaven?
00:40:55 There's no upstairs here!
00:40:58 There is, potentially.
00:41:00 Potentially, I am a tall,
00:41:12 Tosia...
00:41:14 We'll get through it.
00:41:17 We have to get through it.
00:41:22 Unless we won't get through it.
00:41:25 I wish you said we would
00:41:30 - Tosia!
00:41:38 - Boss?
00:41:40 - How are you?
00:41:43 Super!
00:41:44 The roof will be ready tomorrow...
00:41:47 the floors next week...
00:41:51 See? Like I told you:
00:41:56 He did? Leon Zakrzewski wrote back?
00:41:59 Come on, read!
00:42:01 "Dear Judith, why was your letter
00:42:05 I never expected such injustice.
00:42:10 the situation I'm in.
00:42:12 I don't know your age..."
00:42:16 "Maybe it's time to retire,
00:42:19 - is something you've forgotten".
00:42:23 I'll bring some sweets.
00:42:30 "Perhaps you're one of the few men
00:42:35 But your ideas about men and women
00:42:39 are unacceptable.
00:42:41 that the women are exploited,
00:42:46 They bear children, and nobody
00:42:52 - The guy will never understand.
00:42:56 "Your bitter opinions about men
00:43:00 makes one wonder
00:43:05 I just wrote that
00:43:08 is of a feudal nature.
00:43:11 - But then...
00:43:13 - There are men who...
00:43:17 I know only one. Your guy.
00:43:20 And the others...
00:43:22 They're all the same.
00:43:26 That's why I decided
00:43:34 Forever.
00:43:36 "Dear Sir, in psychology,
00:43:41 which we know only subconsciously,
00:43:45 This mechanism can be observed
00:43:50 I have nothing against men.
00:43:53 And the reason is simple:
00:43:57 You are the one who has a grudge
00:44:00 because one of them
00:44:05 Mom, who are you speaking to?
00:44:07 Nobody.
00:44:09 On Friday I'm going to Cracow.
00:44:14 To Cracow? How come?
00:44:16 - Irek invited me.
00:44:18 - How come?
00:44:22 The one you fell in love with
00:44:26 Wanna bet?
00:44:31 All right, go.
00:44:34 You should have said no.
00:44:36 I know she'll do it anyway.
00:44:40 That's the only way
00:44:43 You want to be a consenting parent?
00:44:48 What sex? Mom!
00:44:52 First crush and sex
00:44:57 But you think about sex.
00:45:00 - that your daughter could...
00:45:03 I accept that. Maybe not yet,
00:45:08 - And you don't.
00:45:12 - It's acceptable for adults...
00:45:17 - For some adults.
00:45:20 You are out of this equation.
00:45:23 I am beginning to get used to that.
00:45:32 - Hey, Mom!
00:45:35 Why? You thought I'd be eaten
00:45:38 You wanted to spend
00:45:42 That Irek...
00:45:47 Kiddo?
00:45:51 But you are not unhappy?
00:45:53 I would be, if I'd spent
00:45:58 Say... what do you think?
00:46:05 - Maybe not so deep?
00:46:09 But relax. At the age of 19
00:46:14 I can expect no more than
00:46:18 of enjoying a smooth complexion.
00:46:20 Each day brings us
00:46:31 - You didn't answer the letters first?
00:46:35 You depressed me with your
00:46:39 Read the letters,
00:46:42 And you won't call me
00:46:45 I love you, my litte bug.
00:46:49 It's awkward...
00:46:52 And Mommy has to do it.
00:46:54 All right, then.
00:46:58 "Dear Advice Column, I'm 15..."
00:47:01 "My penis, when fully erect..."
00:47:05 Stop! Don't read that!
00:47:07 Try the next one!
00:47:10 You think I don't know
00:47:13 - Or erection?
00:47:19 I must shatter your hopes.
00:47:22 - Jesus Christ!
00:47:26 - the Statue of Liberty looks like?
00:47:30 Have you seen it?
00:47:36 There you go...
00:47:38 "...my penis bends slightly
00:47:41 Will that affect my sex life?
00:47:44 for your reply, Hubert".
00:47:47 Leave that. I'll write the answers.
00:47:51 "Dear... Dear Hubert...
00:48:01 The penis
00:48:02 can slant to the sides.
00:48:05 it's the result of squeezing it
00:48:12 Well? Write!
00:48:15 What are you waiting for?
00:48:19 "Most masculine penises
00:48:22 without affecting
00:48:29 What? I have schoolfriends.
00:48:32 I'm still worried.
00:48:33 And there's only a thin cardboard
00:48:39 "If you still have doubts,
00:48:44 or try seeing a sexuologist.
00:48:48 All the best.
00:48:51 Judith".
00:49:02 You're right. This is our place!
00:49:06 Geez!
00:49:08 I can't believe
00:49:11 Shall I pinch you?
00:49:21 Dad invited me over
00:49:24 He told me I shouldn't be surprised
00:49:27 seeing my brother's red hair.
00:49:30 Obviously it is.
00:49:34 Again? We've just answered
00:49:38 You answered three of them:
00:49:42 about the right age
00:49:45 and you explained
00:49:48 Blue stationery...
00:49:51 - He must be a weirdo.
00:49:54 Don't!
00:50:00 If you have a lover,
00:50:05 - "Exchanging letters with you..."
00:50:10 - "What are you doing in there?"
00:50:15 "Exchanging letters with you
00:50:20 I'd love to make
00:50:23 because I think you are
00:50:27 if not fascinating, person.
00:50:31 Is it possible
00:50:34 Let's say this Saturday
00:50:41 If you don't approve of the idea,
00:50:45 - "here's my e-mail address..."
00:50:50 All right! Just a moment!
00:50:53 "Yours sincerely,
00:50:56 "I'm waiting...
00:51:00 "You are an interesting,
00:51:02 if not fascinating, person.
00:51:05 Is it possible
00:51:08 You're an interesting,
00:51:11 person... is it possible
00:51:15 Mom! Gotta pee!
00:51:17 Give me a break! One minute!
00:51:22 "You are an interesting,
00:51:26 Is it possible
00:51:29 - "I don't need to pee anymore!"
00:51:37 - Never ever!
00:51:39 that blue stationery guy?
00:51:43 I'm dumb, right?
00:51:45 He might be a psycho?
00:51:50 You shouldn't date a stranger
00:51:53 with whom you exchanged
00:51:58 Shoot!
00:52:00 I guess you're right.
00:52:05 - When will you meet?
00:52:08 - When did you plan to?
00:52:12 - In Bristol Hotel cafe.
00:52:16 Take a raincheck.
00:52:18 - Why?
00:52:22 - What guests?
00:52:26 - I never organized such a party!
00:52:30 You didn't have a country house.
00:52:34 - But... what about Leon?
00:52:37 Set another date.
00:52:42 I have a deadline tomorrow.
00:52:45 Just one little e-mail! Please!
00:52:48 Can't you send one from home?
00:52:50 I don't have a phone.
00:52:53 There are other computers here.
00:52:58 Sir, could I use your computer?
00:53:02 One more second.
00:53:03 One more second,
00:53:06 Should I throw myself
00:53:12 - Here you go.
00:53:45 Oh shit!
00:53:50 Hi!
00:53:52 Is...
00:53:53 Is that your house?
00:53:55 Mom is unbelievable, huh?
00:54:02 Why are you so pissed?
00:54:08 You know what?
00:54:10 A red-haired baby
00:54:16 Dad, come on!
00:54:37 - The guests are coming!
00:54:40 Agnieszka told me
00:54:44 so we decided to pop in.
00:54:47 - You know Casimir?
00:54:50 Nice, for such Podunk, isn't it?
00:54:54 He's hilarious!
00:54:57 Sorry for bringing company,
00:55:01 so Adam offered me a lift.
00:55:05 Did your train wait?
00:55:07 It did.
00:55:10 Thank you.
00:55:15 Well...
00:55:16 Come inside!
00:56:01 You said wine and sausage
00:56:03 If there's nothing left,
00:56:07 Thaw the chicken
00:56:10 I'll try to stuff them with cheese.
00:56:14 Cheese, anybody?
00:56:16 It's so lovely here.
00:56:22 Hi, I'm at Judith's
00:56:25 I'll sleep at her place,
00:56:29 Ula sent me to fetch the chicken.
00:56:34 - It's still frozen solid.
00:56:37 Of course, I will miss you, kitten,
00:56:43 to have a car crash.
00:56:46 - that I spend the night here.
00:56:50 Bye, honey!
00:56:53 Does he have to stroke your leg
00:56:57 - your hubby?
00:57:00 - What an honor!
00:57:03 My girlie looks tired.
00:57:07 You know what? I won't force you
00:57:11 Come on! We'll find a restaurant
00:57:15 - I won't touch that nasty sausage.
00:57:22 - Sorry about that.
00:57:25 we'll be able to chat freely.
00:57:27 Have you seen...?
00:57:29 Adam, we're leaving, I have work
00:57:34 - Thanks. Bye!
00:57:48 Thanks.
00:58:27 - Yes?
00:58:31 Adam?
00:58:34 Ah, Adam! Kinga's chauffeur?
00:58:37 - "Yeah, the very same."
00:58:43 Listen, I want to thank you
00:58:47 - "I wasn't invited..."
00:58:52 or formal invitations.
00:58:54 Perhaps you'd let me
00:58:57 In your fridge there's only
00:58:59 a jar of pickled peppers,
00:59:03 A talented chef can work miracles
00:59:07 No doubt, but we could try finding
00:59:13 Well then?
00:59:16 I'll pick you up at four,
00:59:21 You know...
00:59:23 - But then... why not!
00:59:28 Bye.
00:59:33 Bye.
01:00:01 Oh hell, it's two to four!
01:00:04 Relax, woman...
01:00:06 When a guy says he'll be at four,
01:00:10 Have you seen a man coming on time?
01:00:14 Nope.
01:00:17 Me neither.
01:00:24 That would be a phenomenon.
01:00:33 Oh shit!
01:00:37 I'll kill the bastard!
01:00:39 Wait! I'll kill myself!
01:00:47 Holy Jesus!
01:00:52 Calm down!
01:01:04 - Hello, Adam.
01:01:09 We need a band-aid
01:01:13 Do you have a first-aid kit?
01:01:16 - I should have one.
01:02:48 - To South America?
01:02:54 And you're not afraid
01:02:58 No, I'm not afraid of them.
01:03:03 If we are to become friends,
01:03:08 then I must tell you something.
01:03:12 - A few months ago...
01:03:15 - More or less.
01:03:19 No confessions and no life stories.
01:03:21 You should know...
01:03:23 Friends don't have to
01:03:35 Are you a regular e-mail user?
01:03:39 Yeah... but I don't have
01:03:43 I check my mailbox at the office,
01:03:48 You're one of the victims.
01:03:52 But you're using it?
01:03:57 Yeah.
01:04:03 I must be going.
01:04:07 My daughter is waiting.
01:04:09 She went to see
01:04:13 - She'll tell me all about him.
01:04:20 I am getting used to challenges.
01:04:24 If you have to...
01:04:27 Run home.
01:04:50 You're getting involved
01:04:53 with a divorcee who has
01:04:58 You must take the consequences.
01:05:04 Off you go.
01:05:12 Bye.
01:05:18 Take care.
01:06:40 Well, well, you've been kissing.
01:06:46 - Is Chris here?
01:06:49 - Is he here?
01:06:52 - Let's go, then.
01:06:55 Thank God I didn't come at four.
01:06:58 - You can stay here.
01:07:02 - Come on!
01:07:08 Friendship?
01:07:10 Do friends kiss like that?
01:07:13 Is he a bad kisser?
01:07:15 He's a divine kisser.
01:07:18 And what would be right?
01:07:21 No kissing at all!
01:07:25 has got no right
01:07:28 - Didn't you tell him?
01:07:34 And he smelled so nice...
01:07:38 I felt the mailbox
01:07:43 And then he held me...
01:07:46 Firmly, in a very manly way.
01:07:49 I was just...
01:07:53 But that's wrong.
01:07:55 A friend mustn't kiss
01:07:59 Absolutely not. Phone him
01:08:02 - Are you crazy?
01:08:05 - We're best friends.
01:08:13 Ula... for God's sake!
01:08:15 First he says that...
01:08:19 And then he...
01:08:21 I don't know.
01:08:25 Tell me, what should I do?
01:08:29 You think too much. I know,
01:08:34 but that's not a good reason
01:08:38 Who knows if it's really a chance?
01:08:42 Do you have a choice?
01:08:45 I'd stick to this one.
01:08:50 You would?
01:08:52 No doubt about it.
01:08:58 What?
01:09:03 I agreed...
01:09:09 - Wait!
01:09:11 - Where are you going?
01:09:14 - That I can see. But where?
01:09:19 Be back by eleven o'clock.
01:09:21 Eleven a.m., right?
01:09:23 What?
01:09:25 - You'll spend the night elsewhere?
01:09:29 - Why?
01:09:33 - Naturally.
01:09:36 - Tosia!
01:09:39 I won't tolerate
01:09:43 You invited a man over.
01:09:47 You bought red lace underwear,
01:09:51 and you didn't ask me about
01:09:54 I won't spoil your chance.
01:10:01 One piece of advice:
01:10:03 In the modern world
01:10:07 I know that!
01:10:11 Not only the legs.
01:10:14 - You mean...?
01:10:28 Bravo!
01:10:29 You proved that if a woman
01:10:33 Hello.
01:10:36 You did a great thing
01:10:39 when you showed
01:10:42 - He showed it to me.
01:10:45 It was your decision!
01:10:48 - or I'll stop respecting you.
01:10:51 About being abused by a man!
01:10:54 Don't look for another guy.
01:10:58 - Hello.
01:11:01 I came earlier in case you needed
01:11:05 The gate was open, so...
01:11:10 I overrated you.
01:11:16 No, don't walk me back.
01:11:22 - Those are for you.
01:11:32 - Let me help you.
01:11:35 The pots are on the stove.
01:12:03 Sex can be fun.
01:12:07 It can be so much fun.
01:12:11 So, so, so much fun.
01:12:19 All right, relax!
01:12:23 It happens...
01:12:26 It's perfectly normal
01:12:31 and then to have sex.
01:12:34 Some adults...
01:12:36 with some other...
01:12:38 - With some other...
01:12:41 - Right?
01:12:46 There are crumbles everywhere.
01:12:49 - So what?
01:12:52 - Let me check.
01:12:56 - Shall we open a window?
01:13:06 You said "by eleven",
01:13:10 You trained me
01:13:15 - I'm Antonina.
01:14:27 Judith, I'm counting on you.
01:14:31 - Even from men.
01:14:34 Some men aren't afraid to say
01:14:39 - Your sharp little tongue...
01:14:46 It's...
01:14:49 exciting, you know?
01:14:52 And recently I could see you
01:14:56 in a totally new light.
01:15:02 How about a little dinner?
01:15:06 We could discuss your...
01:15:10 position in our office
01:15:13 and other things...
01:15:21 Twenty years of draught,
01:15:24 There's a lot to choose from:
01:15:29 What Mr Blue?
01:15:31 The one with the blue statonery.
01:15:35 - You're a moron!
01:15:38 He's a whacko.
01:15:41 And I'm not interested in men.
01:15:45 Unless it's for sex.
01:15:50 Some of them, anyway.
01:15:52 Especially one of them.
01:15:55 But for a longer run I need
01:15:59 When you love, love a prince.
01:16:03 An ambitious plan.
01:16:08 What?
01:16:12 Ula...
01:16:16 I've fallen in love.
01:16:21 Yeah, I have fallen in love.
01:16:24 For ever, till death,
01:16:30 Listen!
01:16:32 "Those little insects...
01:16:37 with fish-shaped bodies.
01:16:40 They love places
01:16:43 ...places that are
01:16:46 Such as bathrooms, sink cupboards.
01:16:50 - try using poison.
01:16:57 - Tosia is upstairs.
01:17:02 But she'll be back.
01:17:04 No. They went to the cinema.
01:17:07 - She doesn't have money.
01:17:13 Wait! What time
01:17:16 - We've got two hours.
01:17:21 You'll have time to work.
01:17:24 - on a 3-day business trip.
01:17:27 - I protest!
01:17:30 I'll bring you a gift
01:17:34 You have your ways...
01:17:37 You must promise me something.
01:17:40 - Promise!
01:17:44 When you go to the office,
01:17:47 I thought you were going
01:17:50 - Promise!
01:17:54 You'll see. Now, promise!
01:18:05 I promise! I promise!
01:18:31 Hi, Mom! Hi, Dad!
01:18:33 - We gotta talk.
01:18:36 - I couldn't believe it.
01:18:38 - Let's get inside.
01:18:41 But... wait!
01:18:48 What?
01:19:05 - What's this?
01:19:07 Cologne and a razor.
01:19:10 - I know that!
01:19:12 You're right. We must be calm.
01:19:15 So you're fond of men's cologne
01:19:20 - Say "yes".
01:19:23 In that case a man sleeps here.
01:19:26 - Sometimes.
01:19:29 - No, with me.
01:19:32 - He sleeps with you?
01:19:34 - when I wake up.
01:19:38 I'm trying to stay calm,
01:19:44 - And she is vulgar.
01:19:48 I'm 38!
01:19:49 - That's right.
01:19:52 And Adam is 40.
01:19:54 What's the use for this math?
01:19:57 You don't want to understand, huh?
01:19:59 If I understood,
01:20:03 and do something stupid,
01:20:07 I will never do that.
01:20:10 Get it? Happy!
01:20:13 There's no need to shout.
01:20:25 Does Tosia like him?
01:20:27 Very much.
01:20:30 Aren't you going to offer us tea?
01:20:33 We come with a visit,
01:20:44 - Let me check my mailbox.
01:20:47 - Why?
01:20:50 - Then get it back up!
01:20:54 An hour?
01:21:01 Sometimes an hour seems an age.
01:21:06 A card sent from Sweden 18 years ago
01:21:11 The man waited for so long.
01:21:17 - Time's up.
01:21:20 - It's been two hours.
01:21:23 Are you expecting a love letter?
01:21:26 Know what?
01:21:29 Get yourself stuffed!
01:21:46 It's so pretty!
01:21:49 I promised I'd bring you
01:21:53 A man who keeps his word.
01:21:56 A miracle!
01:22:00 You gave me a promise, too.
01:22:04 - Did you check your mail?
01:22:08 And?
01:22:11 And everything is all right.
01:22:15 You don't know how happy I am.
01:22:19 You want to talk about it?
01:22:22 What for?
01:22:24 It's all clear,
01:22:27 isn't it?
01:22:37 "You look so pretty".
01:22:41 "Judith, you look very pretty".
01:22:46 "You look wonderful".
01:23:02 Thomas?
01:23:04 Hi.
01:23:12 You do look marvellous!
01:23:28 For a long time now...
01:23:36 You see, our breaking up...
01:23:41 There was no reason
01:23:48 She said the kid isn't mine.
01:23:51 I gave him my name...
01:23:55 To cut a long story short...
01:23:58 She fooled me.
01:24:03 We used to be so happy once...
01:24:10 Maybe we could...
01:24:20 No.
01:25:08 That was the voyage of his dreams.
01:25:12 He gave it up and said that one day
01:25:18 We have planned everything.
01:25:21 Such as?
01:25:25 I won't have to cook him lunch,
01:25:27 or clean the bathroom
01:25:30 I won't touch his razor
01:25:34 I can wear his green shirt...
01:25:37 It suits me better anyway.
01:25:41 go through the data
01:25:44 And he will never lie to me.
01:25:48 most important points.
01:25:52 But you said: "No men.
01:25:56 - You said they're all the same.
01:26:08 He is so unlike all
01:26:20 A machine for making
01:26:23 - is a must in each household.
01:26:27 - And tiny cups.
01:26:30 No! I'll fight for them
01:26:33 So I didn't make you coffee
01:26:37 No, I drank wonderful coffee
01:26:45 - I'll kill you for that "probably".
01:26:50 At least six of them. Here.
01:26:57 Okay, just two of them.
01:27:02 My gosh... tiny little cups.
01:27:05 Why am I agreeing to do that?
01:27:08 Because you're a wise woman.
01:27:11 You even managed to get
01:27:18 - Whom?
01:27:21 What's wrong, Judith?
01:27:26 We've made an agreement.
01:27:29 You promised
01:27:31 - But...
01:27:37 - That's it then!
01:27:39 I can't be with a man
01:27:43 - But you said...
01:27:45 - But you said...
01:27:49 And get out of my life.
01:27:53 Immediately!
01:27:58 All right, then. I'll disappear.
01:28:04 But you are the cheating one here!
01:28:21 Maybe there is an explanation
01:28:26 If you'd let him speak.
01:28:43 I'm starting a new life.
01:28:48 God damn it!
01:28:53 Over and over again...
01:28:58 Phone, Internet, cable!
01:29:03 All right, you're depressed.
01:29:06 We're in contact with the world
01:29:11 the Samaritans
01:29:14 - I'm downloading your mail.
01:29:18 Okay. He turned out to be a jerk.
01:29:22 Be grateful
01:29:25 A woman your age... Think about it.
01:29:28 14 new messages?
01:29:32 - checked your mail?
01:29:35 7 from the same person.
01:29:42 Get lost. I need to
01:29:44 - Go to your room.
01:29:47 Go to your room.
01:30:15 "I've met a wonderful woman.
01:30:21 What should I do to keep her?
01:30:27 Adam".
01:30:33 "Judith, I wrote to you
01:30:41 Oh shit!
01:30:44 "Let's give it one more try.
01:30:48 If you don't come,
01:30:51 You dumb cow!
01:30:57 Ula!
01:31:06 Are you sure what you are doing?
01:31:09 - No.
01:31:20 Oh, rats! You need to fill her up!
01:32:56 Hi. I'll be back in three months,
01:33:01 Hi. I've run out of gas.
01:33:06 It doesn't matter now.
01:35:51 Judith?
01:35:52 - Yes?
01:35:55 Never ever!
01:35:57 I love you!
01:35:59 - Will you marry me?
01:36:06 I love you!
01:36:13 I love you!
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