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Night at the Museum Battle of the Smithsonian
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What if this was your house? |
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Your little ones in their bunk bed |
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Mommy! Daddy! Come quick! I'm scared! |
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- You need to get there, and fast. |
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You'll need a weapon. |
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But you're in the dark! |
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How are you gonna find it? |
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The Glow-in-the-Dark Flashlight! |
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That's right, folks! |
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and we're gonna spend |
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rocking your world. |
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And I brought along a friend to do it. |
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Fantastic, Larry, fantastic! |
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But, seriously, isn't it true |
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you were working as a night guard |
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That is true, two-time world |
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I was just a regular Joe |
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You mean a regular Larry. |
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But what's no joke is |
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creator of such indispensable items |
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- You like that one? |
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Oh, yeah, that little chestnut! |
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And now your latest breakthrough... |
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The Glow-in-the-Dark Flashlight! |
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Whatever the household crisis, |
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Tina, give this back to Stewart. |
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- That guy called again. |
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Lar! Huge news! |
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- No! When? |
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Okay, all right. |
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Well, okay, did you just hear me |
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Yeah! I know, it's huge. |
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So just take a second |
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All right. |
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You're totally making fun of me. |
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No, let's hold off on the victory parade |
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You got it. |
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- And when does he want to meet? |
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Okay, then, you know what? |
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for the electric saw thing |
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- I just want to focus on this. |
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- Just this. |
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You can go home. |
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Okay, boss. |
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Hello! Excuse me! |
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If it isn't our very own |
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Come for one of your nostalgia tours? |
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Yeah, I've been busy. |
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Progress, so they tell me. |
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The future. |
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Welcome to The Museum of Natural |
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Step up, ask your question. |
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Then let the next little boy or girl |
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Okay, where were you born? |
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Right here in New York City, |
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October 27th, |
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Blah, blah, blah. |
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Changing America, one child at a time. |
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That's great. So you're adding |
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No, Mr. Daley, not adding. |
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- Where are they going? |
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We're getting rid of all this junk. |
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even some of the shabbier animals, |
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You should be careful. He's a capuchin. |
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It's a monkey. |
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He's a rare breed. He's a capuchin. |
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"Monkey", then. I said "monkey". |
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When you're throwing away a monkey, |
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Are you throwing him away |
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What are you, the Primate |
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- Whose idea was this? |
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I'm in charge. Me and the board. |
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Mainly the board. |
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Anyway, why do you care? |
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No, it's just that people |
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People, Mr. Daley, love "What's next?" |
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You should know that. You left. |
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My situation changed. |
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Yeah, you became a success. |
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So where are these guys going? |
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Deep storage. Federal Archives. |
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- Where's that? |
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The Smithsonian. |
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There's got to be something |
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It's done! |
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Hey, buddy, how you doing? |
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You want what's in here? |
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You think I got something for you? |
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Think you're stronger than me, huh? |
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Is that all you got, huh? |
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Lawrence! Good to see you, lad! |
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Yeah, you too, Teddy. |
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The Guardian of Brooklyn has returned! |
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Hey, Ahk. Look, McPhee told me |
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- I had no idea. |
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A lot has transpired, Lawrence, since |
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- Just... |
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Hey, Bocephus! Little help over here! |
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Hey. |
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Hey, fellas. How you doing? |
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Well, lookee here. |
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If it ain't |
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come back just in time to see us off! |
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Yeah, Jed, I heard. Look, |
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Yeah. Yeah, real mystery |
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Maybe the answer's on that magic |
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You weren't here, Gigantor! |
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Ain't no mystery! |
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The fact is, Larry, there's no one else |
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during business hours. |
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None, none, dum-dum. |
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Hey, guys! It's okay! |
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I'll call the board in the morning, |
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I'll handle this. |
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"We"? Did you hear that? |
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There ain't been a "we" ever since |
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And that's a cold place to be, boy. |
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Larry, what's done is done. |
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Even the glory of Rome |
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Would you please not look dramatically |
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when you say that? |
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I don't know what you're talking about. |
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Where are you looking? |
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Just a bit of wall. |
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Look, guys, maybe it won't be so bad. |
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Yes, you make a good point. |
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But this is the Smithsonian |
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Dexter, you don't know that. |
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You're missing the point, Gigantor! |
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Larry, I know you're trying |
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I can see that you're genuinely |
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but it's never going to be the same. |
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All of us here, together, |
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It ain't never gonna be home, boy. |
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Jedediah, please! Lawrence, these |
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But it is our last night as a family, |
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and I don't want to see it squandered |
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So who will join me for one final stroll |
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- Do you want to go for a walk? |
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I'm just gonna |
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My dear, shall we? |
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Safe journey, my love. |
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Hey, Dexter, want some help there? |
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Hey, come on, man. |
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It's gonna be fine. |
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It's almost dawn, Lawrence. |
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Yeah. So, where's your crate, Teddy? |
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I won't be making this journey, |
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It seems myself, Rexy, |
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will be staying here for now. |
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Without the tablet? |
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In truth, Lawrence, |
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Ahkmenrah's tablet |
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What? |
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They're going without |
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I'm afraid this night is their last. |
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You didn't tell them. |
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Sometimes it's more noble to tell a |
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- Are you gonna be okay? |
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And who knows? |
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Sometimes the greatest change |
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Look at you, Lawrence. |
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You left this place |
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Yeah, I guess so. |
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I should hope |
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You're a captain of industry. |
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It seems to me |
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Yeah, no, I know. |
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No, you don't. If I may, lad, |
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allow me to offer you |
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The key to happiness, |
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Hang on one sec. I just gotta... |
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I got this Japanese deal. |
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No, okay, I'm turning this off. |
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The key to happiness? |
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I'll see you, Teddy. |
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So they're gone? |
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I wish there was, man. |
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I talked to McPhee, I called the board, |
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This is a lot of food, Dad. |
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Yeah. Ed from work's gonna come by. |
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We just have to go over |
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- So you're working tonight. |
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That was when you had |
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Yeah, well, "cool" doesn't pay |
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- Hello? |
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- Hold! Hold! |
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Never surrender! |
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Jed, what are you... |
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Long story! That brazen little monkey |
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and now we're in a world of hurt, boy! |
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- What's going on? |
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- Kahmunrah? |
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- And trust me, not a friendly! |
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I repeat, not a friendly! |
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- Is that Attila, Jed? |
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- we can fight them off! No! |
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- Let go of me! Help! |
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- Let go! No, you let go of me! Help! |
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What was that about? |
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I don't know. |
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Here, come on. |
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- What's going on, Dad? |
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Okay, buddy, McPhee said the |
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Where exactly am I going? |
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That's the thing, Dad. The Smithsonian |
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They're laid out |
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from the Capitol |
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They got everything there. |
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Nicky, please focus. |
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Not in, under. It looks like it runs |
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So if Ahkmenrah's tablet is |
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The biggest museum in the world |
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What is exactly is your plan here, Dad? |
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- Don't worry about it. |
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Now, Nicholas, I have a very good, |
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- You have no plan. |
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I'll call you when I'm in. |
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Here you go. Thanks. |
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Welcome to the biggest museum |
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I know, right? It's a trip. |
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How about these planes dangling |
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Hi, excuse me. Could you tell me |
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Of course. Just be a historical document |
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I'm kidding. He's not a document. |
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I'm sorry, sir, the Archives are |
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Really? Like, totally secure? |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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Kahmunrah. |
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Hey! What are you doing? |
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- No touching. |
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You're moving in with some I.T.T., bro. |
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- I.T.T.? |
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No, I wasn't. |
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- What, are you gonna kiss it? |
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Put your hand on it and touch it. |
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and I wait all day |
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and put her precious nail-polished nails |
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Sorry. Last time I checked, I thought |
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- No, we don't. |
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It's the United States of Don't Touch |
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I just want to... |
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See what happens when you touch it! |
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So you're threatening me? |
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- It's "Brundon." |
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- "Brundon"! |
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- "Brundon." |
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What, did they run out of U's |
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I don't know, did they run out of jokes |
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at the interesting-joke store |
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Sorry, it looks like "Brandon", but... |
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I'm not here to be your |
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- "Brundon." Okay... |
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"Brundon"? No. |
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Look up most popular baby names |
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Okay. Are you threatening me, Brundon? |
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I don't know, Princess Jasmine. Am I? |
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- Oh, wow. Lunabeam nine-volt. |
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Wonderful piece of hardware, huh? |
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- That's their title, Lunabeam Nine. |
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I prefer the Maglite LED myself, |
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- Do me a huge favor. |
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Shove your hands into your pockets, |
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and, also, be nice to people. |
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Great. But could I just ask you |
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- Yeah. |
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- so, I can't do this, right? |
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Did you just make a decision |
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earlier than you were expecting? |
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I'm gonna hit you with the flashlight. |
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- Now you are threatening me. Okay. |
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- Don't touch me. |
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- Do not touch it! |
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I'll touch you with my flashlight |
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No, your flashlight |
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I will literally rent a camper, |
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and we will drive across America |
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- Don't do that. |
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Want to see what happens |
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- Let's see what happens. |
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Let's watch you do nothing |
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Seriously, Brandon... |
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- Brundon. |
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you do not know who you're dealing with. |
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You think you know what it means |
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Trust me, you don't know |
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I have seen things |
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- Like what kind of stuff? |
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- But you're gonna drop the flashlight... |
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it sounded like you were gonna say |
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Yeah, well, you don't get to hear it. |
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Drop the flashlight. |
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We cool? |
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That's actually pretty cool, |
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Thank you. |
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No hard feelings? |
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- All right? Sorry. |
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- I'm sorry. |
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No. It takes two opposing forces |
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And you're just doing your job, all right. |
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- Take it easy, man. |
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That guy's great. |
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- Okay, buddy, I'm in. |
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The northeast corridor of the Castle, |
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- I need you to talk me to the Archives. |
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At the end of the hall, turn right, |
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and there should be a stairwell |
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- Got it. |
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Those underground tunnels |
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- It could get complicated. |
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we only got 28 minutes till sundown. |
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When you get down to B level, |
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- Nick? Hello? Nick? |
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Nick, you're... Nick! |
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- ID, Brundon. |
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- Later, dude. |
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All right. Where are you guys? |
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Oh, my God. |
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You little troublemaker. |
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No. No! No, no, no! |
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No, English. English, perhaps. |
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I'm sorry, who are you? |
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I am Kahmunrah, |
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and from the darkest depths |
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I have come back to life! |
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Perhaps you did not hear |
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I am a centuries-old Egyptian Pharaoh. |
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but now I have come back to life! |
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Yeah, no. I heard that. |
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- Who are you? |
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It's up in New York. It's funny, |
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- Do you? |
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He knows baby brother. |
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- Yeah, good kid. |
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You know, Mother and Father always |
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and I do mean everything. |
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The throne which was rightfully mine! |
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- He never mentioned that. |
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Well, now begins the era of Kahmunrah, |
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Never mind, just hand me the tablet. |
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- Don't give it to him, Gigantor! |
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Silence! Silence in there, please! |
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- Don't make me come in there! |
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Look, that tablet is more powerful |
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than you, Larry Daley of Daley Devices, |
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Bringing things back to life |
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With it, I shall unlock |
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and bring forth my army |
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So, if it's not too much trouble... |
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...hand it over. |
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Okay, here you go. |
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Wise decision. |
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Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, I thought |
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The Cube? |
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The Cube of Rubik. |
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All right, what is |
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The Cube. You know, the one |
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That one? Whatever. I thought... |
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It was my bad, 'cause... |
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your brother didn't want |
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Yeah, he wanted to play it safe, too. |
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Just, you sort of struck me |
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I am not my brother, Larry. |
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I will kill you and your friends |
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Now take me to this Cube of Rubik. |
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- Here it is. |
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Come back here! |
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I still have your friends! |
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- Take the wheel! |
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I said, take the wheel! Oh, we're |
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Just keep her straight, |
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Now, charge! |
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- Okay, so what's the plan here? |
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Now hold on! |
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See that? Act first, think later! |
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You're in good hands! |
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General George A. Custer |
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at your service. |
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I'm good, I'm good! Fly, you fool! |
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What's the rumpus, ace? |
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Look, lady, could you |
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Lady? Who are you calling lady? |
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Amelia Earhart! |
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Oh, right. |
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Pilot? I was the first woman |
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First woman to receive the Flying Cross, |
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first woman to fly across the 48 states |
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Now if you'd wipe that perhaps-permanent |
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I was wondering if you might be so kind |
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You're in a museum. |
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And I'm in kind of a dangerous |
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so you might not want to be |
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- Wow, you're fast. |
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My name is Larry Daley. |
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Well, Larry Daley, |
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I'm not one to shy away from danger. |
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How about spears? |
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Let's ankle, skipper! |
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Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, bingo! |
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Like a Golden Fleece. |
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All right, troops, |
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they made themselves |
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Big mistake. Big mistake. |
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All right, here's the plan. |
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On the third bugle blast, |
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At which point, |
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and attack. |
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Mind bomb. What do you think? |
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You, Sacaja... |
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That is not my name. |
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- Sacajamea. |
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- Sack-in-a-box. |
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- Cinco de Mayo. |
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That's all right, that's all right. |
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But won't yelling, "Attack!" |
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that we are about to attack? |
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What? |
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Yeah, I guess so. |
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You're quite the popular fellow, |
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Why don't you just skedaddle? |
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I can't skedaddle. |
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I got to go get them. |
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This is new. |
| 00:36:23 |
Hey, it's all right. |
| 00:36:29 |
I don't think it's you |
| 00:36:37 |
Trade you. Thanks. |
| 00:36:40 |
Back off! Just back off! |
| 00:36:44 |
I will fork you! |
| 00:36:46 |
How about you, huh? |
| 00:36:51 |
Never send a boy to do a woman's job. |
| 00:36:53 |
I spent two weeks spear-hunting |
| 00:36:57 |
The Micronesians had |
| 00:37:03 |
Come on! |
| 00:37:09 |
It's over! It's over! It's all over! |
| 00:37:17 |
Well, this is one humdinger |
| 00:37:26 |
Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. |
| 00:37:30 |
Wow, four bars in 1945. |
| 00:37:32 |
- Hello? |
| 00:37:34 |
I've been studying |
| 00:37:36 |
Looks like once |
| 00:37:38 |
Oh, I'm way past the stairwell, Nicky. |
| 00:37:40 |
- So you found everyone? |
| 00:37:42 |
What is that flibberty-widget |
| 00:37:44 |
- Who's that? |
| 00:37:46 |
You found Amelia Earhart? |
| 00:37:48 |
I... Hey! |
| 00:37:49 |
- Wait a minute! |
| 00:37:53 |
- Didn't you hear? The war's over! |
| 00:37:56 |
What? What am I looking at, Mardi Gras? |
| 00:37:59 |
- What unit are you from? |
| 00:38:02 |
What? Are you serious? |
| 00:38:07 |
These so-and-so's are trying |
| 00:38:09 |
just 'cause he's from Brooklyn! |
| 00:38:10 |
- Thank you! |
| 00:38:15 |
Hey, mister! You forgot your... |
| 00:38:20 |
What the heck is this thing? |
| 00:38:30 |
Excuse me. Mind if I get in here? |
| 00:38:37 |
Any time you're done, Mr. Daley. |
| 00:38:40 |
- Call me! |
| 00:38:42 |
So you're quite the smooth operator, |
| 00:38:45 |
Quick! |
| 00:38:54 |
- That actually worked. |
| 00:38:56 |
Look, nothing personal, but I'm kind of |
| 00:38:59 |
that's not really your fight. |
| 00:39:00 |
It's because I'm a woman, isn't it? |
| 00:39:02 |
No, it's because I've got this ancient |
| 00:39:06 |
who's willing to kill me and probably |
| 00:39:09 |
so he can rule the world. |
| 00:39:10 |
So it is because I'm a woman! |
| 00:39:12 |
- Look, I... |
| 00:39:14 |
If it weren't for me, you'd still be |
| 00:39:16 |
- Lost in what? |
| 00:39:19 |
Now listen, and listen good. |
| 00:39:21 |
I want to help you, and not because |
| 00:39:24 |
but because I smell adventure, |
| 00:39:30 |
Okay. Don't blame me |
| 00:39:33 |
I should be so lucky. |
| 00:39:35 |
I am Kahmunrah. I am half god, |
| 00:39:40 |
once removed on my mother's side, |
| 00:39:43 |
rightful ruler of Egypt, |
| 00:39:49 |
Well, everything else. |
| 00:39:50 |
Now, I have lost some men. |
| 00:39:54 |
So, I am in need of some new generals |
| 00:39:59 |
of conquering this world. |
| 00:40:02 |
Ivan the Terrible. |
| 00:40:05 |
Napoleon Bonaparte. |
| 00:40:08 |
And young Al Capone. |
| 00:40:10 |
Yeah. |
| 00:40:11 |
Some of the most despicable, |
| 00:40:17 |
Gentlemen, |
| 00:40:20 |
really, it's just fantastic |
| 00:40:23 |
- And us, too. |
| 00:40:25 |
All I ask is your allegiance, |
| 00:40:30 |
Literally. Are there any questions? |
| 00:40:33 |
Yeah, I got one. |
| 00:40:36 |
This is not a dress. This is a tunic. |
| 00:40:39 |
It was the height of fashion |
| 00:40:42 |
Are there any other questions? |
| 00:40:43 |
Da. This dress you're wearing, |
| 00:40:47 |
do we have to wear one of these, too? |
| 00:40:51 |
Were you not listening? |
| 00:40:54 |
that this is not a dress. |
| 00:40:55 |
It is, in fact, a tunic. |
| 00:41:00 |
Are there any other questions? |
| 00:41:02 |
Any questions not about the dress? |
| 00:41:06 |
Tunic? |
| 00:41:08 |
All right, then. Moonlight is wasting, |
| 00:41:10 |
- and the time is short. |
| 00:41:12 |
Why do you look at me |
| 00:41:17 |
Sorry. It slipped out. |
| 00:41:21 |
Da. If we are talking |
| 00:41:25 |
then of course, I am interested. |
| 00:41:27 |
But first I want to clarify something |
| 00:41:31 |
People always say, |
| 00:41:34 |
"I'm so scared of Ivan. He's bad news." |
| 00:41:37 |
When in fact, |
| 00:41:41 |
"Ivan the Awesome". |
| 00:41:44 |
Ivan the Awesome? |
| 00:41:47 |
It's not really as catchy, is it? |
| 00:41:48 |
I mean, "Ivan the Terrible", |
| 00:41:51 |
But I wasn't terrible. In fact, |
| 00:41:55 |
Duly noted. Now, I'd like to wrap up |
| 00:41:59 |
by asking you gentlemen a question. |
| 00:42:01 |
Are you with me? |
| 00:42:04 |
- Yeah. Yeah, sure. |
| 00:42:06 |
- Da, but... |
| 00:42:10 |
and the Golden Tablet of Ahkmenrah |
| 00:42:17 |
We'll get you back down |
| 00:42:19 |
You won't get lost |
| 00:42:23 |
Quick, get down. |
| 00:42:28 |
Well, well, Mr. Daley, |
| 00:42:31 |
No. Sorry, I wasn't trying to... |
| 00:42:35 |
Oh, please, |
| 00:42:37 |
You haven't been able |
| 00:42:39 |
since the moment we met. |
| 00:42:41 |
I literally didn't understand |
| 00:42:48 |
Is it just me |
| 00:42:51 |
... my baby, we can make it shine |
| 00:42:55 |
You! Little flying angel things! Quiet! |
| 00:42:58 |
They're cupids, Mr. Daley. Gods of love. |
| 00:43:01 |
Great. Gods of love, would you shut up? |
| 00:43:06 |
Yeah! More than a woman! Yeah! |
| 00:43:09 |
No, don't change the arrangement, |
| 00:43:14 |
Kick the chorus, y'all! |
| 00:43:16 |
More than a woman |
| 00:43:18 |
Yo, show me what you got, |
| 00:43:20 |
All right, come on. Let's go. |
| 00:43:21 |
More than a woman to me |
| 00:43:25 |
More than a woman |
| 00:43:27 |
She's more than a woman |
| 00:43:35 |
And so, the little tiny man who |
| 00:43:40 |
runs into the claws of the giant cat! |
| 00:43:44 |
You're really hung up |
| 00:43:46 |
- No, it's not about height, see... |
| 00:43:48 |
You're saying I'm a little mouse, |
| 00:43:50 |
- I am the giant cat. |
| 00:43:53 |
You're Napoleon. |
| 00:43:56 |
You're famous for being little, |
| 00:43:58 |
Oh, you naive American man-boy. |
| 00:44:01 |
Look. Neither of us are gonna |
| 00:44:04 |
So it's not like we should... |
| 00:44:06 |
It's not about height or something else. |
| 00:44:12 |
- So it was a plan. |
| 00:44:16 |
Merci, mademoiselle. |
| 00:44:18 |
Now, if your boyfriend |
| 00:44:21 |
I'm not her boyfriend. |
| 00:44:25 |
- Not her boyfriend. |
| 00:44:27 |
Just friends? |
| 00:44:31 |
- Yeah, friends. |
| 00:44:37 |
Were you guys, like, friends in college |
| 00:44:39 |
and just afraid now |
| 00:44:41 |
by telling the other person |
| 00:44:44 |
that you like-like each other? |
| 00:44:48 |
One more time? |
| 00:44:52 |
Were you guys, like, friends in college |
| 00:44:54 |
and now both afraid |
| 00:44:56 |
by telling the other person |
| 00:44:59 |
that you like-like each other? |
| 00:45:03 |
- No. |
| 00:45:05 |
I just love the nitty-gritty of |
| 00:45:08 |
- Great. |
| 00:45:10 |
- Now. |
| 00:45:11 |
- This way, or you die. |
| 00:45:18 |
- Wait, I'm coming with you! |
| 00:45:25 |
...so you gotta bet a second time. |
| 00:45:30 |
My hair is currency |
| 00:45:33 |
It's true. |
| 00:45:37 |
The Duomo was purchased |
| 00:45:40 |
Listen up, kemosabe. |
| 00:45:41 |
This rodeo clown wouldn't know |
| 00:45:45 |
Now, Gigantor's out there |
| 00:45:47 |
The least we can do |
| 00:45:49 |
Some big help. But we can't very well do |
| 00:45:55 |
We need to escape. |
| 00:45:58 |
What's a flapjack? |
| 00:45:59 |
It's like a biscuit or a scone. |
| 00:46:01 |
- Chest bump? |
| 00:46:05 |
Then deadly. Watch. |
| 00:46:07 |
Guard your cards, okay? Now you bet. |
| 00:46:10 |
Okay, now you got |
| 00:46:15 |
- Ready? |
| 00:46:17 |
Say something. Say anything. |
| 00:46:23 |
- Hey! What are you two doing out here? |
| 00:46:26 |
- You, make a run for it, I'll hold them off! |
| 00:46:29 |
Ain't no time for your Roman melodrama! |
| 00:46:33 |
Old Jedediah will be fine. |
| 00:46:34 |
Now, you're in real trouble. |
| 00:46:40 |
Why, these aren't real rubies at all. |
| 00:46:44 |
Ruby slippers indeed. |
| 00:46:46 |
But, whoever you are, Archie Bunker, |
| 00:46:54 |
Hey, boss. |
| 00:46:56 |
Caught this one trying to escape |
| 00:46:59 |
One of his little friends got away. |
| 00:47:01 |
Oh, please. |
| 00:47:05 |
Why, they're no bigger than |
| 00:47:09 |
You know, two words come to mind |
| 00:47:11 |
"Delusional" and "weirdo". |
| 00:47:14 |
And if I had to say a third, "goofy". |
| 00:47:18 |
Now you let old Jedediah out of here |
| 00:47:22 |
Well played, Jedediah! |
| 00:47:24 |
I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. |
| 00:47:28 |
even when you're threatening me. |
| 00:47:30 |
Is it just me, |
| 00:47:34 |
Now hold it a second, now. |
| 00:47:35 |
Now, you have a right to keep me |
| 00:47:38 |
but don't call me cute! I ain't cute! |
| 00:47:41 |
Steady, my friend! |
| 00:47:51 |
Gigantor. No! |
| 00:47:54 |
Hello, Mr. Daley. Nice to see you again. |
| 00:47:59 |
Now, if you don't mind, |
| 00:48:04 |
Thank you. |
| 00:48:06 |
Finally. Finally! After 3,000 years, |
| 00:48:12 |
my evil army of the damned, |
| 00:48:18 |
shall be unleashed! |
| 00:48:31 |
I'm afraid that Mother |
| 00:48:34 |
slightly changed the combination on me. |
| 00:48:37 |
I guess this whole |
| 00:48:40 |
isn't really working out for you, huh? |
| 00:48:43 |
It must be really frustrating, |
| 00:48:46 |
to come back from the dead |
| 00:48:48 |
and now you can't get it open. |
| 00:48:52 |
Fear not, for I shall wait |
| 00:48:55 |
Good, 'cause in a few hours you'll be |
| 00:48:59 |
frozen, and I'll walk out of here |
| 00:49:03 |
So, I got all night. |
| 00:49:05 |
Really? All night? Well! |
| 00:49:08 |
He doesn't. |
| 00:49:19 |
Open that cage. |
| 00:49:21 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:49:24 |
Don't you manhandle me! |
| 00:49:26 |
- Look, he's having a little tantrum. |
| 00:49:30 |
Don't you squirm! Don't squirm. |
| 00:49:34 |
- Put him down! |
| 00:49:36 |
I shan't hurt you. |
| 00:49:38 |
I lied. |
| 00:49:41 |
I don't think he has all night |
| 00:49:45 |
From the looks of things, |
| 00:49:49 |
Take me out of here! |
| 00:49:53 |
You were the guardian! |
| 00:49:57 |
You're obviously much more clever |
| 00:50:00 |
You may or may not |
| 00:50:03 |
but I am going to give you |
| 00:50:06 |
If you do not, |
| 00:50:09 |
And please don't think about escaping, |
| 00:50:13 |
Look, I don't even know how to begin |
| 00:50:15 |
to decipher this thing, |
| 00:50:17 |
What a pity. |
| 00:50:19 |
And your little cowboy friend seemed |
| 00:50:23 |
Ah, well. Tick-tock, Mr. Daley. |
| 00:50:29 |
Hey! You got this, partner. |
| 00:50:41 |
You got this! |
| 00:50:51 |
There you are! Are you all right? |
| 00:50:55 |
- No, I'm fine. |
| 00:50:57 |
I don't know. I just got to get |
| 00:51:02 |
Oh, great! This guy again. |
| 00:51:03 |
Look, buddy, |
| 00:51:17 |
Look at that! |
| 00:51:19 |
I guess our sassy cephalopod was just a |
| 00:51:23 |
He's not such a ballywagger after all. |
| 00:51:29 |
Okay. Glad you're happy. |
| 00:51:41 |
Hello? A little assistance? |
| 00:51:44 |
- Hey, Teddy! Perfect! |
| 00:51:46 |
Maybe you could help us. |
| 00:51:47 |
I'd love to help you, |
| 00:51:49 |
My nose is so itchy, |
| 00:51:51 |
I hate to ask, but, as you see, |
| 00:51:55 |
- Could you please give us a scratch? |
| 00:51:59 |
Oh, yes! That's exquisite. |
| 00:52:02 |
- Yes! |
| 00:52:03 |
Oh, yes! Yes! Oh, that's... |
| 00:52:06 |
Sweet rutabaga pie, that was divine. |
| 00:52:09 |
Theodore Roosevelt, at your service. |
| 00:52:11 |
Twenty-sixth President |
| 00:52:14 |
founder of the national parks, |
| 00:52:16 |
- Have we met? |
| 00:52:20 |
- We have one of you in New York. |
| 00:52:25 |
He's pretty much the same, |
| 00:52:28 |
Except what? Say it. |
| 00:52:30 |
- Yes. He has a body. |
| 00:52:33 |
- And a horse. |
| 00:52:35 |
We really need someone to translate |
| 00:52:38 |
- Do you read hieroglyphics? |
| 00:52:42 |
That's a simple one. |
| 00:52:43 |
Bird. Man with spear. |
| 00:52:48 |
Okay, and what does that mean? |
| 00:52:50 |
It means, and this is |
| 00:52:54 |
"A man with a spear trapped a bird |
| 00:53:01 |
"And there was also a beetle." |
| 00:53:04 |
- I don't think that's it. |
| 00:53:07 |
Another possible translation is, |
| 00:53:09 |
"You will find the combination you seek |
| 00:53:11 |
"if you figure out the secret |
| 00:53:15 |
- Okay, and what does that mean? |
| 00:53:18 |
"What's this? What's that?" |
| 00:53:20 |
I'm sure he'd love to get his grabby |
| 00:53:23 |
Probably let his horse lick it, too! |
| 00:53:25 |
Mr. Daley, we should be going |
| 00:53:27 |
I think there's someone there |
| 00:53:30 |
The fellow we're looking for |
| 00:53:32 |
- Bonsoir. |
| 00:53:36 |
Hey, excuse me. |
| 00:53:39 |
We certainly could, but then |
| 00:53:42 |
I mean, she is a Degas, Mr. Daley. |
| 00:53:45 |
Okay, it's just I got a little buddy |
| 00:53:47 |
I got a pitch meeting |
| 00:53:49 |
- It would be great if we could... |
| 00:53:53 |
I think he'll have a thought on this. |
| 00:53:55 |
Mr. Thinker, we're sorry |
| 00:53:58 |
but we really need |
| 00:54:00 |
at the heart of Pharaoh's tomb. |
| 00:54:03 |
I'm thinking. I'm thinking. |
| 00:54:07 |
I'm thinking. |
| 00:54:10 |
- I'm thinking. |
| 00:54:15 |
Oh, wow. |
| 00:54:16 |
You've gotta be kidding me. |
| 00:54:21 |
- Oh, yeah. |
| 00:54:24 |
Buddy! Over here! This is serious. |
| 00:54:25 |
Apparently, it's a matter |
| 00:54:28 |
I'll tell you |
| 00:54:30 |
That beautiful lady over there. |
| 00:54:31 |
Hey, baby! Check out the gun show |
| 00:54:36 |
Firepower! |
| 00:54:38 |
He's certainly no Einstein. |
| 00:54:40 |
- Biceps! Deltoids... |
| 00:54:43 |
- Wait a minute. I saw a bunch of those. |
| 00:54:47 |
- Little Einsteins. |
| 00:54:49 |
Over there, in Air and Space. |
| 00:54:52 |
I gotta get over there. |
| 00:54:55 |
What? |
| 00:54:56 |
- Nothing. |
| 00:55:00 |
I don't wanna miss a moment. |
| 00:55:02 |
All right, good, but we should |
| 00:55:05 |
- Why? |
| 00:55:13 |
I don't know why I did that, Mr. Daley. |
| 00:55:14 |
I just feel as if I've been asleep |
| 00:55:18 |
I'm awake. |
| 00:55:19 |
I can explain that... |
| 00:55:22 |
But really, I could. I really... |
| 00:55:25 |
Again, why? |
| 00:55:31 |
Great, you're back. |
| 00:55:37 |
Okay. Yeah. Great. |
| 00:55:40 |
Love theme from Titanic. |
| 00:55:47 |
You don't let yourself enjoy things |
| 00:55:51 |
Okay, you know what? |
| 00:55:54 |
And by the way, you're a little pitchy. |
| 00:55:56 |
Well, I thought you were amazing, |
| 00:56:00 |
Could you just fly away, please? |
| 00:56:03 |
And so the adventure continues. |
| 00:56:08 |
What did I tell you? Enough! |
| 00:56:18 |
You know, I do sort of feel |
| 00:56:24 |
You are crazier than a road lizard. |
| 00:56:27 |
Mr. Egypt, these two here heard |
| 00:56:31 |
and they want in. |
| 00:56:34 |
but they're on exhibit here, |
| 00:56:38 |
I don't even know what they are. |
| 00:56:40 |
I'm sorry, but we're all full up |
| 00:56:45 |
Come on! But I'm bad! I'm bad! |
| 00:56:49 |
Hey, I could show you how bad I am! |
| 00:56:53 |
Fear me! |
| 00:56:56 |
I'm sorry. I'm just not buying it. |
| 00:56:58 |
You don't seem very bad. You just seem |
| 00:57:04 |
Oh, boy. |
| 00:57:07 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:57:09 |
What does it mean? You've lost me. |
| 00:57:12 |
Is that you breathing? |
| 00:57:16 |
Can I make one suggestion |
| 00:57:19 |
There's just too much going on here. |
| 00:57:22 |
You're evil, you're asthmatic, you're |
| 00:57:26 |
Are we going to the opera? |
| 00:57:29 |
Sorry! Goodbye. |
| 00:57:31 |
Attention! |
| 00:57:33 |
He's leaving with the tablet! |
| 00:57:35 |
Where? |
| 00:57:38 |
Give me that. |
| 00:57:40 |
He's not trying to figure out the... |
| 00:57:44 |
Go. Go! All of you! Kill him! |
| 00:57:49 |
Come on, people! Let's go! |
| 00:57:52 |
Streltsy! Go! |
| 00:57:57 |
Thought you could get away, |
| 00:58:09 |
Criminy, we're jimmy-jacked. |
| 00:58:10 |
- Jimmy-jacked? Really? |
| 00:58:12 |
Yeah, I know, but that one |
| 00:58:15 |
"Oh, no, our path has been blocked |
| 00:58:19 |
The point is, we're not getting into |
| 00:58:22 |
- You're right. We are jimmy-jacked. |
| 00:58:24 |
Come on. |
| 00:58:36 |
They say a good man rules this union. |
| 00:58:39 |
I promised Jedediah I would bring help, |
| 00:58:41 |
and help I will bring. |
| 00:58:47 |
Charge! |
| 00:59:03 |
Misjudged the distance. |
| 00:59:09 |
Who's there? |
| 00:59:16 |
Jupiter, protect me. |
| 00:59:23 |
Remain very still. |
| 00:59:26 |
They can sense movement. |
| 00:59:31 |
Apparently, they can also hear me |
| 00:59:36 |
I'm not a nut. |
| 00:59:40 |
No! |
| 00:59:48 |
We should be okay in here for a while. |
| 00:59:55 |
So, how long |
| 00:59:58 |
What? Oh, no, |
| 01:00:00 |
I just thought |
| 01:00:03 |
No, I borrowed this. |
| 01:00:05 |
I mean, I was a guard back in New York, |
| 01:00:11 |
So why did you leave? |
| 01:00:13 |
No, I loved it. I just... |
| 01:00:15 |
Things sort of took off |
| 01:00:18 |
- So what do you do now? |
| 01:00:23 |
Well, I sort of design products |
| 01:00:26 |
- You're an inventor! |
| 01:00:28 |
I am an inventor, yeah. I invent stuff. |
| 01:00:30 |
Like the rocket ship? |
| 01:00:31 |
- No. |
| 01:00:33 |
- The dirigible? |
| 01:00:36 |
Sort of like more |
| 01:00:39 |
Well, the Glow-in-the-Dark |
| 01:00:45 |
So this new job, do you like it? |
| 01:00:47 |
Yeah, I like it a lot. |
| 01:00:53 |
- What? |
| 01:00:55 |
If you're not excited by it, |
| 01:00:58 |
- I am excited by it. I just said... |
| 01:01:02 |
but what I see in front of me |
| 01:01:06 |
I have not lost my... |
| 01:01:09 |
I got my moxie. |
| 01:01:11 |
Do you know why I became a pilot? |
| 01:01:14 |
- I don't, no. |
| 01:01:18 |
Why else would anyone do anything? |
| 01:01:24 |
Great Gatsby! |
| 01:01:27 |
Blast these pigeons |
| 01:01:30 |
- No! Mr. President! Sir! |
| 01:01:33 |
- Please don't get up! |
| 01:01:37 |
leave nothing for tomorrow |
| 01:01:40 |
Sir, if you go out there, |
| 01:01:43 |
Freak? I assure you, sir, |
| 01:01:46 |
- No, I didn't mean you're a freak... |
| 01:01:52 |
In fact, if anyone is freakish, |
| 01:01:55 |
The truth is, you are very small. |
| 01:01:58 |
And I mean |
| 01:02:01 |
What? Why would you even say that? |
| 01:02:04 |
I must be honest. |
| 01:02:06 |
Right. Okay, Honest Abe. |
| 01:02:10 |
Come, now, Mr. President, |
| 01:02:12 |
and let's sit our fanny back |
| 01:02:15 |
You have a can-do attitude, |
| 01:02:18 |
Thank you. |
| 01:02:20 |
- There you go. |
| 01:02:22 |
It's that very can-do spirit that has |
| 01:02:27 |
- Interesting story. |
| 01:02:28 |
One night in Gettysburg... |
| 01:02:30 |
Mr. President, we're gonna need you |
| 01:02:31 |
- What? |
| 01:02:33 |
Freeze? I... |
| 01:02:42 |
- Thank you. |
| 01:02:44 |
- Come on, let's get to Air and Space. |
| 01:02:47 |
- you two make an adorable couple. |
| 01:02:51 |
No, we're not a... |
| 01:02:52 |
"We're not a... I mean, we're not a..." |
| 01:02:56 |
I never lie! |
| 01:02:57 |
The truth is, |
| 01:03:01 |
Thank you. Good night. |
| 01:03:03 |
Farewell, lovely lady |
| 01:03:10 |
Now let's see if we can find |
| 01:03:30 |
One giant leap for a mannequin... |
| 01:03:33 |
D.C., this is Air and Space. We are |
| 01:03:43 |
The Tuskegee Airmen |
| 01:03:47 |
Can you stop narrating everything |
| 01:03:52 |
The Tuskegee Airmen |
| 01:03:55 |
- Miss Earhart? |
| 01:03:56 |
- I wanna say thank you. |
| 01:03:59 |
A lot of people didn't think |
| 01:04:01 |
Thanks for clearing the runway, ma'am. |
| 01:04:07 |
- Race you to Paris? |
| 01:04:09 |
No! Not now! We gotta... |
| 01:04:10 |
- It's just a quick jaunt over the pond. |
| 01:04:13 |
Come on, we gotta go. |
| 01:04:16 |
Sorry, it's in the blood. |
| 01:04:19 |
There she is, Mr. Daley. |
| 01:04:21 |
Old Bessie, the old family bus. |
| 01:04:24 |
Okay. I think the Einsteins |
| 01:04:26 |
This is Mission Control. |
| 01:04:29 |
- Where'd you go? Where'd they go? |
| 01:04:32 |
Contact! |
| 01:04:33 |
D.C., this is Mission Control. |
| 01:04:36 |
- No, no! No! |
| 01:04:39 |
Roger that. |
| 01:04:42 |
No, we're definitely not green |
| 01:04:45 |
- I want a "go, no-go" for launch. |
| 01:04:48 |
Go! |
| 01:04:50 |
Go! |
| 01:04:52 |
- Go! |
| 01:04:55 |
Torquing angles incoming. |
| 01:04:57 |
Tone it down with the torque. |
| 01:04:59 |
De-torque. De-torque. |
| 01:05:02 |
Commence ignition sequence. |
| 01:05:04 |
- Roger that, flight. |
| 01:05:07 |
- No. No, no, no! |
| 01:05:09 |
nine, eight, seven... |
| 01:05:12 |
- Hey, that's mine. |
| 01:05:14 |
Repeat. We are decommissioning |
| 01:05:17 |
and it is now a negatory launch phase. |
| 01:05:22 |
That is a November-Gorgon phase |
| 01:05:27 |
- Fine! |
| 01:05:29 |
Thank you. Good work. Over and out. |
| 01:05:33 |
- Sorry. |
| 01:05:35 |
Come on. I'll buy you |
| 01:05:38 |
Hey, little space monkey. |
| 01:05:43 |
You're Able. Okay, good. How you doing? |
| 01:05:46 |
Yes, good. At ease. All right. |
| 01:05:50 |
You're a polite little fella, |
| 01:05:52 |
Hey, you happen to know where those |
| 01:05:57 |
Mr. Daley! I found your Einsteins. |
| 01:06:00 |
Great. Hey... |
| 01:06:01 |
Gentlemen, we're trying to crack |
| 01:06:05 |
and the writing here says we'll find it |
| 01:06:08 |
if we figure out the secret |
| 01:06:13 |
That's an easy one. |
| 01:06:16 |
- What does that mean? |
| 01:06:18 |
It's a figure! I.e., a number. |
| 01:06:21 |
And the Pharaoh's tomb, |
| 01:06:24 |
Don't you get it, kid? |
| 01:06:27 |
at the heart of the pyramids. |
| 01:06:29 |
Well, whistle me Dixie, the answer's pi! |
| 01:06:32 |
- Pi? |
| 01:06:35 |
Yes! 3.1495265. |
| 01:06:38 |
No, no, no, 3.14159265. |
| 01:06:42 |
Yeah, okay, 3.14... |
| 01:06:44 |
I'm sorry, I can't tell. |
| 01:06:47 |
I know it's hard, could you just... |
| 01:06:49 |
Don't touch the hair. |
| 01:06:50 |
- Sorry, I can't tell if it's up or... |
| 01:06:54 |
and that's the way we like it. |
| 01:06:57 |
That's the way |
| 01:07:01 |
You know, |
| 01:07:03 |
- I can! |
| 01:07:04 |
- He is! |
| 01:07:06 |
- Okay, all right. |
| 01:07:08 |
- Can you slow it down a little bit? |
| 01:07:10 |
3.14159265. |
| 01:07:14 |
- Okay. 3.14... |
| 01:07:17 |
- Thank you, Mr. Einsteins. |
| 01:07:20 |
All right. Now, like the brilliant |
| 01:07:26 |
I thought long and hard |
| 01:07:28 |
and I've come up with a brand-new |
| 01:07:34 |
Okay. |
| 01:07:37 |
I will loudly announce that we are not |
| 01:07:41 |
going to attack, and then... |
| 01:07:45 |
Wait for it. |
| 01:07:46 |
"What's the amazing Custer about to say |
| 01:07:52 |
We attack! |
| 01:07:57 |
Didn't expect your friend |
| 01:08:01 |
He's coming back, Ka-Ka-Ro. |
| 01:08:04 |
Sure as moon shines on a mongoose, |
| 01:08:08 |
I would save my breath if I were you. |
| 01:08:11 |
You don't have many left. |
| 01:08:16 |
We've got about 10 minutes |
| 01:08:19 |
I think we make a good team, |
| 01:08:21 |
Wait. Okay, wait. |
| 01:08:24 |
What's the matter? |
| 01:08:25 |
No, I did. It was great. I mean, |
| 01:08:29 |
- So you don't like me, then. |
| 01:08:34 |
I think you're an amazing person. |
| 01:08:36 |
It's just there are certain issues |
| 01:08:40 |
- I just... You're not... |
| 01:08:47 |
Okay. You're made of... |
| 01:08:52 |
Made of... |
| 01:09:03 |
Wonderful things. |
| 01:09:12 |
Come on. |
| 01:09:18 |
Gentlemen, could you |
| 01:09:27 |
It'll have to do. |
| 01:09:29 |
No! That's the first plane ever made! |
| 01:09:32 |
It's made out of balsa wood and paper. |
| 01:09:35 |
It's made out of spruce and canvas and |
| 01:09:40 |
Are you coming, or what? |
| 01:09:46 |
- Out of our way! |
| 01:09:51 |
They're getting away! |
| 01:09:56 |
Hang on, Mr. Daley. |
| 01:10:07 |
A lady pilot! Preposterous! |
| 01:10:09 |
- Think again, boys! |
| 01:10:30 |
What? What? |
| 01:10:32 |
One of the wires is jammed. |
| 01:10:35 |
- Here, take the stick! |
| 01:10:37 |
I know you've got moxie in you yet. |
| 01:10:39 |
Moxie doesn't fly planes! People |
| 01:10:42 |
- Okay. |
| 01:10:46 |
I don't want it! I don't want the stick! |
| 01:10:52 |
Don't look now, Mr. Daley, |
| 01:11:06 |
Able! The doors! |
| 01:11:24 |
- Got it! |
| 01:11:30 |
Pull up! |
| 01:11:38 |
Yes! |
| 01:11:39 |
Godspeed, Amelia Earhart! |
| 01:11:41 |
Godspeed. |
| 01:12:21 |
Look a little nervous there, |
| 01:12:23 |
'Cause for me, |
| 01:12:26 |
Sand baths are really rejuvenating |
| 01:12:31 |
Giving up yet? |
| 01:12:32 |
Not quite yet, no. |
| 01:12:35 |
In fact, let's see |
| 01:12:45 |
What is that funny sound? |
| 01:13:08 |
Stop! |
| 01:13:11 |
Right there, please, Mr. Daley. |
| 01:13:14 |
Well. Well, well, well! |
| 01:13:17 |
You certainly know how to make |
| 01:13:18 |
Time to recruit some backup. |
| 01:13:20 |
I hope for your |
| 01:13:22 |
that you also figured out |
| 01:13:25 |
- Give me Jed. |
| 01:13:26 |
First, give me the combination |
| 01:13:29 |
I'll give you the tablet |
| 01:13:31 |
when you release my friends |
| 01:13:33 |
I shall release what I want to release |
| 01:13:37 |
Great. And I'll release |
| 01:13:38 |
at the exact moment |
| 01:13:40 |
Tell me the combination |
| 01:13:43 |
or I shall kill all of your friends, |
| 01:13:45 |
starting with the little |
| 01:13:48 |
I ain't shaggy-headed! |
| 01:13:51 |
Don't worry, I got this handled. |
| 01:13:54 |
then you're not gonna get |
| 01:13:56 |
- All right, I'll tell you what. |
| 01:13:58 |
They didn't call me |
| 01:14:00 |
Here you go. They didn't call me |
| 01:14:03 |
They called me |
| 01:14:05 |
who kills whoever doesn't |
| 01:14:09 |
in the moment that he wants it, |
| 01:14:11 |
when I had also better get |
| 01:14:16 |
- That's what they called you? |
| 01:14:18 |
Great, I'll give you |
| 01:14:20 |
How dare you? If you touch that again, |
| 01:14:23 |
- Okay. |
| 01:14:25 |
- This is a no-touching zone! |
| 01:14:28 |
Oh, my God! I can't believe |
| 01:14:32 |
I can't even believe it! |
| 01:14:35 |
If you didn't know this combination, |
| 01:14:39 |
- it would be unbelievable. |
| 01:14:42 |
Don't cross this line with your hand! |
| 01:14:46 |
How dare you! If you |
| 01:14:52 |
Do you understand this? |
| 01:14:54 |
Don't say it! |
| 01:14:56 |
- I wasn't gonna say anything. |
| 01:14:58 |
I shall murder you if you talk again. |
| 01:15:00 |
Now give me that tablet |
| 01:15:06 |
Okay. After you give me Jed |
| 01:15:09 |
- You did all three! |
| 01:15:11 |
You spoke |
| 01:15:13 |
Look. I can talk to you about this |
| 01:15:15 |
- How about this? |
| 01:15:16 |
How about I don't kill you right now, |
| 01:15:19 |
and I give you precisely five seconds |
| 01:15:21 |
to give me that tablet |
| 01:15:24 |
We already got the combination. It's pi. |
| 01:15:28 |
- 3.14159265. |
| 01:15:32 |
- Hey. |
| 01:15:35 |
So Crazy Hair here, he sang. |
| 01:15:42 |
I'm sorry, Larry. |
| 01:15:43 |
Enough out of you! |
| 01:15:46 |
- That's enough. |
| 01:15:51 |
- You okay? |
| 01:15:53 |
Must be a real bummer for you, Larry, |
| 01:15:56 |
knowing that all of your valiant efforts |
| 01:16:02 |
What a terrible disappointment |
| 01:16:15 |
Do you hear that humming sound? |
| 01:16:19 |
Do you know what that sound is? |
| 01:16:23 |
It's rhetorical. |
| 01:16:25 |
That is the sound of the End. |
| 01:16:37 |
I'm sorry, Jed. |
| 01:16:39 |
You did your best, Gigantor. |
| 01:16:42 |
Dadgum it, we almost had him, too. |
| 01:16:44 |
No, I mean, I'm sorry I wasn't around |
| 01:16:48 |
- Maybe none of this would have happened. |
| 01:16:52 |
I didn't call you |
| 01:16:54 |
Sure, we were in a little pickle, |
| 01:16:56 |
but it wouldn't have been the first time |
| 01:16:58 |
I had to wrestle my way |
| 01:17:01 |
No, partner. |
| 01:17:05 |
That fancy suit you've been parading |
| 01:17:08 |
that there's a hanging suit. |
| 01:17:11 |
All gussied up, but dead inside. |
| 01:17:14 |
That ain't you. |
| 01:17:16 |
- And I'll tell you another thing. |
| 01:17:19 |
This night ain't over yet. |
| 01:17:21 |
This little Midnight Cowboy's |
| 01:17:25 |
Something tells me you do, too. Ho, now! |
| 01:17:57 |
Welcome to the new, |
| 01:18:02 |
Fifth King of Egypt |
| 01:18:03 |
and now the world! |
| 01:18:07 |
Horus, Ra, my warriors, come forth! |
| 01:18:11 |
Send Larry Daley |
| 01:18:40 |
Halt! |
| 01:18:43 |
The mighty Octavius has returned! |
| 01:18:46 |
I ride on the back of nature's |
| 01:18:52 |
the squirrel! |
| 01:18:58 |
Forward now, my mighty steed! |
| 01:19:05 |
Whoa, girl! Easy. |
| 01:19:08 |
Do you wish to surrender honorably? |
| 01:19:10 |
Or must this end |
| 01:19:15 |
This? This is your big rescue? |
| 01:19:19 |
Oh, no. This is! |
| 01:19:33 |
What is that thing? |
| 01:19:36 |
The name is Abraham Lincoln. |
| 01:19:38 |
- And you, sir, are in a heap of trouble! |
| 01:19:49 |
Disgusting half-pigeons! |
| 01:20:02 |
No, no, no! Hello? |
| 01:20:04 |
Adiós, bird brains! |
| 01:20:07 |
Wait, wait, wait. No, no! |
| 01:20:08 |
Goodbye, strange birdmen. |
| 01:20:10 |
Do not return to the Underworld! |
| 01:20:12 |
Yes, yes, do go back |
| 01:20:15 |
Thank you for coming! Good night! |
| 01:20:16 |
No, no! |
| 01:20:26 |
Oh, this is awkward. |
| 01:20:29 |
It appears my work here is done. |
| 01:20:33 |
Just remember, son, a house divided |
| 01:20:41 |
Farewell. |
| 01:20:43 |
- What now? |
| 01:20:48 |
I suppose we should probably start |
| 01:20:53 |
Streltsy! Make him dead! |
| 01:20:59 |
Now what? |
| 01:21:03 |
We are not going to attack right |
| 01:21:06 |
now! |
| 01:21:18 |
Get them! |
| 01:21:40 |
Fear not, Larry! |
| 01:21:43 |
You come at them from behind! |
| 01:21:47 |
- Hey, what's going on? |
| 01:21:49 |
Hiding? What are you doing? |
| 01:21:51 |
- I'm a failure. |
| 01:21:55 |
Did you foolishly lead |
| 01:21:58 |
at the Battle of Little Bighorn? |
| 01:22:01 |
- No. |
| 01:22:05 |
- That's not good. |
| 01:22:08 |
but the truth of the matter is, |
| 01:22:12 |
I will always be famous |
| 01:22:19 |
Hey. |
| 01:22:20 |
The past is the past, okay? |
| 01:22:23 |
Right now, this moment, this night, |
| 01:22:27 |
this is what you're gonna be |
| 01:22:31 |
This is your last stand. |
| 01:22:50 |
- They need a leader. |
| 01:22:54 |
Yeah? You want to be their leader, huh? |
| 01:22:58 |
- Yeah, I do. |
| 01:23:00 |
- All right? |
| 01:23:01 |
Let's go! |
| 01:23:05 |
Not good! |
| 01:23:07 |
Larry! |
| 01:23:09 |
Hey, Able! |
| 01:23:10 |
I want to help! |
| 01:23:11 |
Oh, great. |
| 01:23:12 |
Who are you? |
| 01:23:14 |
Well, he's my human. |
| 01:23:16 |
You need all the help you can get, |
| 01:23:18 |
Get over yourself space snob! |
| 01:23:19 |
Guys! Hey, guys! |
| 01:23:21 |
This is not the time |
| 01:23:25 |
Dexter, you know better. |
| 01:23:28 |
All right? |
| 01:23:30 |
You get that. |
| 01:23:38 |
Stop! Just stop! Stop! |
| 01:23:41 |
Now, listen. You're both proud capuchin! |
| 01:23:45 |
You need to concentrate |
| 01:23:51 |
Keep it together, all right? |
| 01:23:52 |
Come on, let's go! Let's do it! |
| 01:23:56 |
- Jedediah! They need us! |
| 01:23:59 |
Afraid this cowboy's been |
| 01:24:02 |
Octavius, remember me as I was, |
| 01:24:09 |
- No need for final words. |
| 01:24:13 |
I want to get |
| 01:24:15 |
the evolution from enemy to friends. |
| 01:24:18 |
- No! |
| 01:24:20 |
No! Because you are going to live! |
| 01:24:34 |
- Let's go to work. |
| 01:24:38 |
Sword! |
| 01:24:57 |
Incoming! |
| 01:25:17 |
That smarts. |
| 01:25:22 |
You smack, you kick! |
| 01:25:25 |
You smack, you kick! |
| 01:25:32 |
How you doing, fellas? |
| 01:26:05 |
- Are you all right? |
| 01:26:07 |
Listen, when I give you the signal, |
| 01:26:09 |
- I take it you have a plan. |
| 01:26:17 |
The tablet! Now! |
| 01:26:20 |
Okay, sure, you can have it. |
| 01:26:21 |
Just tell me who the boss is |
| 01:26:23 |
Or should I give it to Kahmunrah? |
| 01:26:26 |
- Nyet! He is not our master! |
| 01:26:30 |
But fine, just tell me who the boss is |
| 01:26:32 |
Hey! That'd be me. |
| 01:26:36 |
This man is a peasant! |
| 01:26:39 |
Really? 'Cause he's got more medals |
| 01:26:42 |
- Thank you. |
| 01:26:44 |
but you put one of your |
| 01:26:47 |
it'll be the last thing them tiny |
| 01:26:50 |
Why would you touch little Nippy? |
| 01:26:53 |
I can handle this, okay? |
| 01:26:55 |
You can handle nothing! |
| 01:26:58 |
You know what? No problem. |
| 01:27:06 |
Oh, you're a spunky little fella! |
| 01:27:12 |
Very clever, Mr. Daley, getting them |
| 01:27:17 |
Yeah. I can't really take credit. |
| 01:27:21 |
You know, a house divided can't... |
| 01:27:24 |
- Doesn't do well. |
| 01:27:26 |
you should have saved yourself |
| 01:27:32 |
because now I shall have |
| 01:27:34 |
of killing you myself! |
| 01:28:26 |
What are you? |
| 01:28:30 |
I'm the night guard. |
| 01:28:32 |
No! |
| 01:28:44 |
Victory is ours! |
| 01:28:48 |
Yeah! |
| 01:28:55 |
That's what I'm talking about! |
| 01:28:57 |
Yeah! |
| 01:29:03 |
I'd say somebody found his moxie. |
| 01:29:08 |
The Battle of the Smithsonian. |
| 01:29:11 |
Perhaps the greatest battle |
| 01:29:17 |
We'll know. |
| 01:29:22 |
Yeah. |
| 01:29:25 |
Oh, man, I got an hour till sunrise. |
| 01:29:28 |
In case you forgot, Gigantor, |
| 01:29:32 |
Well, I do. |
| 01:29:37 |
Hey, think you could hook us up |
| 01:29:41 |
My pleasure, of course. |
| 01:29:44 |
Hang on a second. |
| 01:29:49 |
Come on, boy! Come on, come on! |
| 01:29:52 |
Get in there! |
| 01:29:56 |
Feels good, right? |
| 01:30:01 |
You're welcome! |
| 01:30:18 |
These are promising days, indeed. |
| 01:30:44 |
All right. Hey, come on, guys. |
| 01:30:46 |
Remember, stay with your buddy, |
| 01:30:49 |
Good, good. |
| 01:31:02 |
Well, you're back where you belong. |
| 01:31:06 |
Yeah. Think so. |
| 01:31:14 |
I guess I should be going. |
| 01:31:18 |
Hey, Amelia. |
| 01:31:22 |
That thing that I was trying |
| 01:31:28 |
There's not really |
| 01:31:31 |
- but, in the morning... |
| 01:31:35 |
I've always known. |
| 01:31:39 |
But it doesn't matter. |
| 01:31:40 |
You've given me the adventure |
| 01:31:46 |
And I have a feeling |
| 01:31:58 |
Have fun. |
| 01:32:09 |
Thanks. |
| 01:33:02 |
I don't know about you fellas, but |
| 01:33:08 |
- There she goes. |
| 01:33:12 |
Canada. |
| 01:33:15 |
She's heading to Canada. |
| 01:33:19 |
No, now she course-corrected. |
| 01:33:26 |
Here, head on downstairs, guys. |
| 01:33:27 |
- All righty. |
| 01:33:29 |
Hey, boy, how's it going? |
| 01:33:32 |
Lawrence! Bless you |
| 01:33:35 |
And might I say, |
| 01:33:37 |
And may I also point out, they |
| 01:33:41 |
Yeah. No, I think I got that |
| 01:33:43 |
- Really? |
| 01:33:44 |
Sun come, dum-dum. |
| 01:33:47 |
Our moai friend is right. |
| 01:33:49 |
Hey, Teddy. |
| 01:33:50 |
Remember the other night |
| 01:33:52 |
about the key to happiness? |
| 01:33:53 |
- Did I? |
| 01:33:55 |
And then the sun came up and you froze. |
| 01:33:58 |
- I think I got it figured out. |
| 01:34:00 |
It's doing what you love, isn't it? |
| 01:34:05 |
Actually, I was going to say |
| 01:34:07 |
but the love thing's good, too. |
| 01:34:15 |
- Lawrence! |
| 01:34:19 |
Welcome home, son. |
| 01:34:23 |
Thanks. |
| 01:34:39 |
Well, folks, the wait is over. |
| 01:34:43 |
tonight, The Museum of Natural History |
| 01:34:47 |
As you can see, |
| 01:34:49 |
eager to see |
| 01:34:52 |
With its new, extended night hours, |
| 01:34:54 |
we're told the museum |
| 01:35:06 |
- Well, well, well, well! |
| 01:35:11 |
I see the uniform still fits |
| 01:35:13 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 01:35:17 |
So, to what do we owe |
| 01:35:21 |
Not cut out for the "corporate" jungle |
| 01:35:26 |
No, actually, I sold my company. |
| 01:35:29 |
The world doth move in mysterious ways. |
| 01:35:32 |
One day, we've got to get rid |
| 01:35:35 |
the next, a rich, anonymous donor |
| 01:35:41 |
With a proviso: |
| 01:35:50 |
- Well, not exactly the same, obviously. |
| 01:35:52 |
Bully, lads and ladies, |
| 01:35:55 |
naturalist, Rough Rider and twenty-sixth |
| 01:36:00 |
Come along, lad. The hunt is afoot. |
| 01:36:09 |
Hey, you dum-dums bring me gum-gum? |
| 01:36:20 |
My parents gave me this tablet |
| 01:36:23 |
entrusting me with one of my people's |
| 01:36:28 |
- Does it do anything? |
| 01:36:31 |
Yeah. What's the point |
| 01:36:34 |
Tell 'em |
| 01:36:35 |
Actually, it has a magical power |
| 01:36:40 |
No, really, what's it do? |
| 01:36:43 |
Nothing. It's just for decoration. |
| 01:36:45 |
I knew it. |
| 01:36:48 |
This place is lame. |
| 01:36:52 |
Seriously, dude, |
| 01:37:04 |
- Mammoth? |
| 01:37:06 |
Extinct! |
| 01:37:08 |
- Today's technology is beyond me. |
| 01:37:10 |
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 01:37:12 |
You'll stick around |
| 01:37:14 |
or you gonna run away again |
| 01:37:18 |
- I'm gonna stay. |
| 01:37:20 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:37:21 |
Good. 'Cause, |
| 01:37:28 |
- What? |
| 01:37:31 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:37:38 |
You, the toddler! |
| 01:38:17 |
I'm sorry. Hi. |
| 01:38:18 |
I don't mean to stare. I just... |
| 01:38:21 |
You look a lot |
| 01:38:25 |
I get that a lot. |
| 01:38:26 |
- Do you? |
| 01:38:30 |
- Familiar. |
| 01:38:33 |
You're not by any chance |
| 01:38:37 |
- No. |
| 01:38:38 |
- No, I don't think so. |
| 01:38:40 |
- I mean, I don't know. Maybe I'm... |
| 01:38:45 |
She was that woman |
| 01:38:49 |
- The Atlantic. |
| 01:38:51 |
First woman to fly across the Atlantic, |
| 01:38:53 |
first woman to do that. |
| 01:38:55 |
- That's very cool. |
| 01:39:06 |
Hey, you know what you should check out |
| 01:39:11 |
Could you take me there? |
| 01:39:16 |
Yeah, I know. Sure. |
| 01:39:21 |
Thank you. |
| 01:39:23 |
- I'm Larry Daley. |
| 01:40:00 |
- Joseph, time for dinner! |
| 01:40:03 |
Joey Motorola, you get down here |
| 01:40:08 |
I said one second, Ma! |
| 01:44:37 |
English. |
