Night at the Roxbury A
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- Hi. |
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- Not you. |
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Hey! |
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- How are you doing? |
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- What's up? |
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Excuse me. |
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- Yeah. Score. |
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All right. Let's talk |
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I broke the window again. |
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- Dad's gonna be pissed. |
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But I didn't do it. |
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So anyways, I'm standing there, |
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And this guy on the phone turns |
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And who do you think that guy was? |
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- Emilio Estevez. |
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Of course you were. You yelled |
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So, anyway. |
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Oh, man. It was perfect that time. |
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Four months of work for nothing. |
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- What's up? |
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Hottie cop likes you. Think she pulls |
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- What's up? |
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She is so into you. |
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- I want you to do me a favor. |
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Please obey all posted speed limits. |
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It's already been good, now |
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Way to go! You got her badge number. |
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And you got a date to meet her at |
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- What was the point of that? |
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Come next week. I'm gonna |
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This is the Roxbury. We have a list. |
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- We're on the list. Doug Butabi. |
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- You're brothers? |
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- Yes. Man! |
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- Doug is hilarious. |
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You ever heard of this one? |
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- Is that...? |
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Richard Grieco. |
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- Excuse me. |
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- Maybe we'll hang out later? |
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- Sounds good. |
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- They don't evaluate the clientele. |
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You are a beautiful man. Know what |
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We're gonna treat all wannabes just |
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- That's pretty Roosevelt of you. |
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- Wanna dance? |
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So, maybe when we get in? |
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So I'm waiting to use the pay phone, |
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- And who do you think that guy was? |
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"The Mighty Duck", man. I swear |
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"Emilio...!" |
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The club is closed, folks. Sorry. |
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- Nozzled you, my friend. |
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That was in my nose. |
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- You're an idiot. |
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Get off... Watch it! |
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Where's Mom? And who's this |
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- Why is she wearing Mom's bathrobe? |
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Is it better than last year's? |
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Behave yourselves. Look who's |
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- Who? |
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It's a health shake. |
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Get the camera. |
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- Honey, do it in your room. |
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Steve? In the store in a half hour. |
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As if he gives a flying rat's ass. |
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"Flying rat's ass..." |
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Steve, at the store in a half hour. |
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Hey, are you from out of town? |
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Are you all right? Sure? |
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Finally. An hour and a half late. |
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Idiot boy, |
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Idiot boy, |
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Hi. How are you paying for these? |
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- Charge. |
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- Is this a Visa or a Mastercard? |
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Good one. Okay. |
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Sure this is your card? It's not |
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- Operator 238, please. |
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- What's up? |
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- I need an approval. |
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- Not the card, sweetness, me. |
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I can go for that. |
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You like that? Does that feel good? |
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- The card's fine. Bye, Doug. |
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Hi. Can I help you? |
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Hi, Doug. Your nightclub's so cool. |
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- No. Yes. |
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Let's shake it. |
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What are you doing? You have to cut up |
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- It's a club with a jungle theme. |
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Go find your brother and load |
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- Steve...? |
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- Hi, Steve. Hey, Doug. |
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So, you're back from school, working |
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I missed you. You said when I |
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Now I'm back, |
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- You wanna go see a movie? |
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Or we could just drive around |
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- And I'm really good at it. |
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Back off, Chicklett. My brother and |
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That means no stop signs, |
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See this man? He's my co-pilot |
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- You're just way too much luggage. |
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Emily? |
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You know, Steve likes you very much. |
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Mr. Butabi. Is Steve asking Emily |
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You know something? |
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- we won't have to hire salesmen. |
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- Oh, Kamehl, you kill me. |
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- Can you please leave Steve alone? |
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You see this wall? After they |
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- and have the first plant-lamp |
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- Maybe you can clean the toilets. |
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- God, that was a sweet show. |
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That I have two capable sons. |
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Is this how you load trucks? |
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- So we're on a break? |
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- You wanna crunch it? |
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- Can the rest of us use the mirror? |
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- Everyone's got an attitude here. |
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Want my power bar? |
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- I got a muscle triplicator bar. |
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- How long have we been friends? |
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That's why I'm not gonna sugar coat |
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You aren't going all the way down. |
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We had a long talk about that |
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You just shouldn't cheat yourselves. |
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That's why we love you and hate you. |
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- Still friends? |
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I'm glad we had this talk. |
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I had a great idea for the store... |
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The store? You're supposed to be |
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- Can we call you sometime? |
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- Think about our future. |
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Why are you forgetting our plans? |
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The plans about you and I opening up |
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- How? We can't even get in. |
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But no more. It's time we step up |
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From now on, the only club |
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- We can't... |
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- We're good looking? |
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Repeat after me: |
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We can get into the Roxbury. |
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Roxbury...! |
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Hey, what's up? You want some |
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She starts to smell them. |
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- Hello? |
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The Sandersons are here to see |
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- Sorry, we're a bit busy tonight. |
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I like your bathing suit. You have |
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Most Americans don't wear revealing |
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It's really sexy and I have |
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- Steve! |
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Good. |
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What's going on...? |
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Are you from out of town...? |
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When I tell you to do something, |
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- Put some clothes on and come down. |
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- We have something to do tonight. |
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I don't want to! |
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How do I get through |
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Doug is like a fax machine. |
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Without a cover page, people don't |
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And sometimes you get a busy signal. |
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- Actually, I always screw it up... |
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I understand very well. You're going |
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- But how are you gonna get there? |
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You can take away our phones |
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'Cos we're, like, sleeping |
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Later much! |
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Boys, wait. I don't like you leaving |
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How old are these? How embarrassing. |
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You know, in case of emergency. |
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- Did Mom get lipstick on me? |
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- How's my hair? Roxbury-good? |
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I've got to tell you, Steve, |
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I can't taste it. I'm so scared right now. |
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- You're mad-cowing on me. Relax. |
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- It's this pressure to get in. |
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No, you take control. |
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Come on, relax. Think puppies |
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- Hey, hotlegs. What's going on? |
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I see your Roxbury balloon |
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- but I don't think |
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Perfect. "Rites of Passage". |
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Remember? A boy in the jungle |
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This van is our spear. |
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- Does the bouncer know about this? |
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See you next week. |
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- My good hombre. Remember us? |
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- You're brothers? |
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- Man! |
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Now I remember. You can't come in. |
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What's up, partner? |
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Time to play a little softball. |
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- Hey, good man. How's it going? |
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That's not what my friend told me. |
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- You don't know him? |
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George Washington |
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And George Washington is a little |
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And look who else we've got. |
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Thanks... Great. |
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- Is that an ATM? |
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- Hello, that's it. |
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- That's just Weight Watchers... |
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- Shit. The car. |
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This racing car is illegal. |
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- Are you all right? |
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Great. They're starting |
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Jesus, man. |
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- Sorry about your van. |
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- We saw you at the Roxbury. |
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- Go to the Roxbury again. |
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You want me to get you |
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- Amazing. |
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He felt it because he's an actor. |
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We gotta make a stop at the Roxbury. |
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Oh, my God, this is the most |
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This is the coatroom. |
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What's up...? |
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- Get a hold of yourself. |
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- Just pace yourself. |
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What's up? Two, three, four... |
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- Sweet! |
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Richie, good to see you. Get over here. |
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- The place is kicking. |
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Who are your friends? |
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- Mr. Zadir owns the place. |
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You look like good boys. |
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- The owner. |
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- I thought we wanted to be Grieco. |
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Dooey, my main man. I love |
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These are good boys. |
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- No, sir. I did not grab your ass. |
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I understand. It's just that |
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- You guys come here a lot? |
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- But we've never been inside. |
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So, is Johnny Depp meeting you here? |
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No. |
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All right... Listen, Bennie, |
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- See you, Richard Grieco. |
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I'm honored to shoot the shit with |
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- And we're proficient club hoppers. |
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- That place is rank. |
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- I own that place also. |
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No, you're right. One day |
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Actually, I had an idea for a club. |
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- Wait. Did you grab my ass? |
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- Do you want to? |
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Okay. Continue. |
00:28:07 |
People waiting outside are bummed, |
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What if the outside of the club |
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With couches and music and all that. |
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...it looks like the street. |
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The outside is the inside |
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Doesn't that blow your mind? |
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- What about that guy? |
00:28:40 |
- Boy, has this place gone downhill. |
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- Wait. That's that Zadir guy. |
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If they're with Zadir, |
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Great. Let's work. |
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- Tell him about the vampire idea. |
00:29:03 |
I have to say hello to Jim Carrey. |
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Come here, |
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"Smoking", you crazy son of a bitch. |
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- Was I too pushy? Did I speak well? |
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It's hard to pitch in a nightclub. |
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We have to get a meeting. Steve...? |
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- You want to dance? |
00:29:43 |
- All right. Take it easy. |
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Hotties wanna shake it. Come on. |
00:31:54 |
That's some good ass-grabbing |
00:32:05 |
1980. Good year. |
00:32:09 |
Excellent year. Devo had a huge hit. |
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- And "Joanie Loves Chachi" started. |
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Cambi makes a good point. |
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- Sweet suds, Mr. Zadir. |
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- Fluffy whip. |
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You press the little white nozzle |
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- You mean, like, nitrous oxide? |
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Dooey, we have to stop and get |
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- Yes, sir. |
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He can't hear you. |
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Hey, Dooey, tell your mom |
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- And your dad. |
00:33:05 |
- I mean, your sister. |
00:33:10 |
- Only in a Limo. |
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Disco-dicks. |
00:33:19 |
- And that alien was Robin Williams. |
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- It's my boss's card. |
00:33:30 |
- Operator 238, please. |
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- Guess where we went tonight. |
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No, I mean before that, |
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I give up, you nasty card-swiper. |
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- The Roxbury. Come out some time. |
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But then who would approve |
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- You're always thinking of me. |
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She approved. Approved. |
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- Sweet-ass dwelling, Mr. Zadir. |
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Look. A hundred thousand dollar |
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If I may congest, the pool is taking |
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If you put glass over the pool, |
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- And people love to do that. |
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Let's set up a meeting. |
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Anna Nicole? Put something on. |
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Meeting! |
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- Let's mingle. |
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This Italian food tastes so good. |
00:35:13 |
- Could you pass me a towel, please? |
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- They're right behind you. |
00:35:22 |
- There you are. |
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- Of who? We'll kick his ass. |
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We got scared |
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Oh, okay. |
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Like some other girls |
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Oh, right. Oh! |
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So, do you guys wanna go some place |
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No... Yes! Oh, man. |
00:35:57 |
- Why does it taste so sweet? |
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These are real. |
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You know what I always thought |
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Like, we see a picture |
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- but to this lady, are we just |
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No. |
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Why don't you come over here? |
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Vivica, you know what I heard |
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What? |
00:36:45 |
- What are you doing? |
00:36:48 |
Coming to take me away. |
00:36:55 |
Cambi, do you like blueberries |
00:37:01 |
I wanna know what kind of pancakes |
00:37:09 |
Steve! |
00:37:15 |
- I was wondering... |
00:37:20 |
Checking your label. |
00:37:25 |
Doug. You've gotten past |
00:37:28 |
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? |
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I could see myself in your pants. |
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If I said you had a nice body, |
00:37:47 |
I was there. I was, like, "Emilio!" |
00:37:54 |
And Steve was, like, "Emilio!" |
00:37:59 |
I feel like a selfish pig, going on |
00:38:04 |
Where are you from? |
00:38:08 |
- Pets, what about pets? |
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Really? A cat? Interesting. |
00:38:15 |
I think of you more as a dog person. |
00:38:20 |
Something small, warm, fuzzy... |
00:38:25 |
Is this your first time? |
00:38:28 |
Yes. Isn't it yours? |
00:38:33 |
- Is this your first time? |
00:38:37 |
Are you serious? |
00:38:42 |
Oh, man. You're funny. |
00:38:49 |
All right. Hey, where are you going? |
00:38:58 |
- Oh, my God. |
00:39:09 |
Not that it hasn't happened before. |
00:39:14 |
I'm gonna go back in and... |
00:39:21 |
- Hey, Steve? |
00:39:31 |
- You got a number. |
00:39:43 |
I got some great office supplies |
00:39:49 |
Post-It notes to annotate important |
00:39:52 |
Little ones. You write smaller than |
00:39:57 |
Yours say Doug. |
00:40:01 |
Before you talk to a man like Mr. Zadir, |
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I'd like to schedule a meeting. |
00:40:11 |
Let me see. |
00:40:19 |
- I'm clear. |
00:40:22 |
Let's have a pre-meeting |
00:40:26 |
Yeah, that way we don't |
00:40:33 |
- I'm sorry. Register's closed. |
00:40:39 |
Mr. Butabi, |
00:40:46 |
Steve? I was just thinking. Dad |
00:40:53 |
What are you idiots doing? I pay you |
00:40:59 |
Are your delicate fingers injured? |
00:41:02 |
- We're working our asses off. |
00:41:06 |
We've made |
00:41:10 |
Dancing the Macarena |
00:41:13 |
You're always telling us |
00:41:18 |
You never support us or care about |
00:41:23 |
- Yeah... for the most part. |
00:41:28 |
Why? He uses his brain, unlike you. |
00:41:34 |
No more clubs. |
00:41:40 |
- Go clean the stockroom. |
00:41:44 |
Not only will we not clean out |
00:41:50 |
What about the stockroom? |
00:41:54 |
We don't need you. |
00:41:58 |
Plus we met these girls, Dad. |
00:42:02 |
We'll make it without you. |
00:42:06 |
I'll see when you come home, begging |
00:42:11 |
Steve? You're an ass, Doug. |
00:42:17 |
I know a beach where you don't have |
00:42:21 |
- Plus with my milky white skin... |
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I have to take |
00:42:31 |
Nice bulbs, Emily. And I don't |
00:42:37 |
Just give me a call if you wanna |
00:43:20 |
You notice we forgot to ask her |
00:43:24 |
We're in serious relationships right |
00:43:30 |
Why go out for burgers, |
00:43:43 |
- Are you all right? |
00:43:48 |
- Doug and Steve Butabi. |
00:43:51 |
- We can't get into that right now. |
00:43:57 |
We have a meeting. |
00:44:00 |
- Doug, Mr. Zadir! |
00:44:07 |
- Dooey... Yeah. Up top. |
00:44:11 |
- Raging party last night. |
00:44:17 |
- What? |
00:44:21 |
- I was sent out looking for more. |
00:44:26 |
It's been great spending quality |
00:44:30 |
Zadir was drunk last night. |
00:44:35 |
You think you're the first losers |
00:44:39 |
- Are we being blown off? |
00:44:54 |
That doesn't feel good at all... |
00:44:59 |
- What's going on? |
00:45:03 |
- And the boys from last night? |
00:45:09 |
Dooey, did you just grab my ass? |
00:45:13 |
From where I'm standing, |
00:45:17 |
I know your tricks, Dooey. |
00:45:33 |
Maybe we should just go back to work. |
00:45:36 |
Maybe we should go to college, not |
00:45:41 |
- Let's do that, Steve! |
00:45:50 |
Cambi's number. |
00:45:54 |
- We had a pretty sweet time, right? |
00:46:00 |
Diabetic. |
00:46:05 |
Maybe even a couple of times a week. |
00:46:09 |
The ladies await, my friend. Cell. |
00:46:15 |
So you do travel to places |
00:46:19 |
- These hotties are sweet. |
00:46:25 |
- Who is it? |
00:46:29 |
- Are you doing it right? |
00:46:35 |
You have to put in our number |
00:46:42 |
Excuse me, Bill Nye, the science guy. |
00:46:46 |
That's a sweet show, too. |
00:46:52 |
Cambi, it's your boyfriend. |
00:46:58 |
- I'm at the Skybar. |
00:47:02 |
- Nice. |
00:47:07 |
Did you have a good time last night? |
00:47:10 |
I had a great time. |
00:47:14 |
- where I can call you Viv |
00:47:18 |
You wanna hang out |
00:47:23 |
- Or eat, then do what we did? |
00:47:29 |
- Have your boarding passes ready. |
00:47:35 |
The movie on this flight will be... |
00:47:42 |
- Where's your car? |
00:47:49 |
We used to work for him, but we quit |
00:47:55 |
- You don't work with Mr. Zadir? |
00:48:00 |
- We will be. So no, but yes. |
00:48:10 |
- You don't need boarding passes. |
00:48:15 |
- You guys are a big waste of time. |
00:48:19 |
- Steve, you're a jerkoff. |
00:48:24 |
- It's a big step for both of us. |
00:48:29 |
Now do us a favor. |
00:48:33 |
- What did we do? We'll change. |
00:48:37 |
You are ugly, pathetic losers. |
00:48:40 |
I can't believe we actually had sex |
00:48:46 |
That's the problem. Poor schmucks |
00:49:03 |
- No... Yes... |
00:49:08 |
I'd really appreciate it |
00:49:12 |
I don't know how to respond to that. |
00:49:16 |
Big surprise. You don't know how to |
00:49:23 |
You only know how to ask me |
00:49:27 |
That's why everything has gone |
00:49:31 |
You're like this thing tied to my |
00:49:40 |
- A lead weight? |
00:49:44 |
Nothing. That's all. Nothing. |
00:49:48 |
You can't blame me. Today was just |
00:49:54 |
Maybe they wouldn't go awry |
00:49:59 |
You know what? Dad was right. |
00:50:05 |
You know what, Steve? |
00:50:11 |
Did you say something? I can't hear |
00:50:16 |
- Consider me your ex-brother. |
00:50:20 |
Care about this? |
00:50:24 |
- Do you want...? |
00:50:27 |
Fine. My pleasure. |
00:51:12 |
Little Post-Its, you little idiot. |
00:51:18 |
Get out, 'cos I hate you. |
00:51:29 |
- You should take a lesson from it. |
00:51:59 |
- You'll be very happy with these. |
00:52:04 |
They last forever. They're silk. |
00:52:09 |
They'll never die, never change. |
00:52:15 |
They'll always be in your room, not |
00:52:22 |
Something has come up. Excuse me. |
00:52:26 |
- All the customers are depressed. |
00:52:32 |
- He's in the guest house. It's a mansion. |
00:52:37 |
- Yes, there is. They have Cinemax. |
00:52:45 |
- Feel it right here. Squeeze. |
00:52:50 |
I heard about your brother. |
00:52:53 |
- So when are we gonna go out? |
00:52:59 |
I know you've had you heart set on |
00:53:04 |
You're like this |
00:53:08 |
I go to college. Translation: Drunken |
00:53:15 |
It sounds good, but I just got out |
00:53:20 |
I have to nurse my emotional wounds. |
00:53:24 |
That could take till... Saturday. |
00:53:28 |
That's perfect. Your dad got us tickets |
00:53:33 |
It's gonna be so much fun |
00:53:43 |
I'll see you. |
00:53:51 |
- Oh, man. Great glutes. |
00:54:21 |
- That's expensive. |
00:54:27 |
Who decorates like this? |
00:55:03 |
"Business. Human Relationships |
00:55:08 |
"Covers the development of..." |
00:55:12 |
Here's one. "Business Computer |
00:55:17 |
Machines are Doug's thing. |
00:55:22 |
A business man must have knowledge |
00:55:29 |
Here's another one. |
00:55:33 |
Gosh, Emily, school? |
00:55:39 |
Teachers saying: "Would you share |
00:55:44 |
Do you want me to be less horny? |
00:55:46 |
- No, that wouldn't be good. |
00:55:52 |
First, we combine the stores, okay? |
00:55:58 |
Recliners and sofa beds... |
00:56:01 |
- And end tables and... |
00:56:05 |
- Oh, yes, chairs. |
00:56:10 |
Yes, ottomans. We're gonna be bigger |
00:56:20 |
Ikea! |
00:56:33 |
I think we're moving way too fast. |
00:56:40 |
Oh, Steve. |
00:56:45 |
What? No, I don't mean that. |
00:56:49 |
It's just that I don't... |
00:56:57 |
Okay. |
00:57:11 |
Doug, if I'm not mistaken, |
00:57:17 |
I owe you big time for inviting me. |
00:57:21 |
Who wants to dance? |
00:57:28 |
You think it would be okay to wear |
00:57:33 |
Your brother's wedding, man. |
00:57:38 |
You have to hand it to Steve. |
00:57:43 |
Strong legs, tight stomach, |
00:57:48 |
- She can really keep you on track. |
00:57:57 |
Just because you and your brother |
00:58:01 |
- that's no reason to refer to my |
00:58:06 |
I'm sorry. It's just... |
00:58:11 |
Can we not talk |
00:58:16 |
- 10-4. Boundary set. |
00:58:20 |
I'm having a hell of a time. |
00:58:32 |
At this moment, I want to make |
00:58:37 |
- who after tomorrow |
00:58:41 |
- Emily Sanderson-Butabi. |
00:58:45 |
I would like to thank my parents, |
00:58:53 |
- Despite Mom's sciatica. |
00:58:59 |
And the Butabis, who came in |
00:59:04 |
- Yemen. |
00:59:09 |
- We got a new lamp-plant store. |
00:59:15 |
- Seriously, it sounds better. |
00:59:20 |
You want to make a toast? |
00:59:22 |
I think you should make a toast. |
00:59:30 |
Okay, I just want to say, |
00:59:37 |
And to the other two old people, |
00:59:41 |
- Yeah, you. |
00:59:45 |
Steve is thrilled |
00:59:50 |
I'd like to show you some of our |
01:00:00 |
Dad? Is there any way |
01:00:05 |
- Yes... No! |
01:00:11 |
But it's like Emily turned out to be |
01:00:16 |
Let me explain something. |
01:00:19 |
The caterer has been paid. |
01:00:24 |
All men are nervous |
01:00:29 |
All guys are nervous and kind of |
01:00:35 |
She could hang out with a deer and |
01:00:40 |
You know, when she's sleeping she |
01:00:45 |
- and you want to ram her toothbrush |
01:00:52 |
These are perfectly normal feelings. |
01:01:04 |
Doug, are you there? It's Steve. |
01:01:17 |
Hi, you've reached Doug Butabi. |
01:01:22 |
Unlike my pussywhipped brother - |
01:01:25 |
- who's too busy throwing his life away |
01:01:30 |
Doug? Sorry I missed you. |
01:01:36 |
- and I'm just wondering |
01:01:41 |
Give me a call or page me. |
01:01:43 |
I'm in our room still |
01:01:48 |
See you. |
01:01:58 |
- Let's go over this one more time. |
01:02:02 |
I walk down the aisle. |
01:02:07 |
- I settle interwedding skirmishes. |
01:02:11 |
You're the best man. Not the wedding |
01:02:18 |
Like, if things get too heavy, |
01:02:22 |
- Yeah, right. |
01:02:26 |
Let's go. We're ready, let's go. |
01:02:31 |
Do you want your kid blessed or not? |
01:02:37 |
- Richard Grieco. You know Steve? |
01:02:43 |
No, listen to me. You can't get your |
01:02:48 |
You want your kid blessed, |
01:02:52 |
Dad, I didn't have a bachelor party. |
01:02:59 |
So could we delay a couple of hours |
01:03:05 |
I have to go. Leave me a message. |
01:03:11 |
Hey... Steve getting married. |
01:03:15 |
Shut up, Craig. I'm walking |
01:03:20 |
I told you to wear white. |
01:03:39 |
Dearly beloved. We're gathered |
01:03:43 |
Did we already start? Oh. |
01:03:48 |
I thought there was supposed |
01:03:53 |
...to join together this man |
01:03:57 |
But first I understand the bride and |
01:04:04 |
"Dear Steve. They say if you set |
01:04:10 |
- you should love it forever. |
01:04:14 |
- I'll try to stay beautiful. I know |
01:04:20 |
"Just like when we saw David |
01:04:24 |
"Love Emily." |
01:04:35 |
"I used to see you outside |
01:04:38 |
- and then we went on some dates |
01:04:51 |
Oh, I'm done. |
01:04:54 |
If anyone has reason to believe |
01:04:59 |
- should not be married, speak now |
01:05:04 |
- What's up? From out of town? |
01:05:10 |
- It's your wedding. |
01:05:17 |
Do you promise to love Emily for |
01:05:22 |
My dad already paid the caterer. |
01:05:28 |
Do you promise to love Steven for |
01:05:33 |
- Steven, repeat after me. |
01:05:43 |
- With this ring, I thee wed. |
01:05:51 |
Now, Emily. |
01:05:55 |
With this ring... |
01:06:06 |
Doug! |
01:06:12 |
- What the hell's he doing here? |
01:06:16 |
Turn that music off! |
01:06:19 |
You know |
01:06:24 |
Don't do that with your head. |
01:06:29 |
- Mr. Butabi, I can't... |
01:06:33 |
- You're out of my will! |
01:06:51 |
Emily... Sorry. I'm not ready yet. |
01:06:55 |
- Steve, stop! |
01:07:00 |
Steve, come back here! |
01:07:06 |
Mr. Butabi, as an actor and observer |
01:07:12 |
- that your son is not ready |
01:07:20 |
- Hello. |
01:07:30 |
- Go ahead, Father. |
01:07:33 |
Emily, Steve's discipline is lacking |
01:07:39 |
Now, I can bench press 305 pound, |
01:07:48 |
I am a professional trainer. I also |
01:07:53 |
Plus, I've always loved you. |
01:08:00 |
Okay. But we should |
01:08:04 |
- This is a completely new fee. Cool? |
01:08:12 |
Okay. Dearly beloved, |
01:08:18 |
Also, I took Craig clubbing. |
01:08:23 |
That was all right. |
01:08:27 |
Plus I rented a lot of videos. |
01:08:35 |
Look, Steve... |
01:08:41 |
I'm sorry. |
01:08:49 |
I've been thinking... |
01:08:54 |
We're brothers, |
01:09:02 |
I just... |
01:09:06 |
You don't drag me down. |
01:09:11 |
I drag me down. |
01:09:16 |
And you... |
01:09:20 |
You complete me. |
01:09:23 |
- Shut up. |
01:09:27 |
Just shut up. |
01:09:45 |
It seems to me, you're a bit harder |
01:09:54 |
It's true. It's just that Doug is |
01:09:59 |
But rebellious, scrappy, dreamer... |
01:10:02 |
What other young man |
01:10:07 |
- Myself as a kid. |
01:10:16 |
Mr. Grieco... |
01:10:33 |
I missed this car. |
01:10:37 |
And you look good also. |
01:10:40 |
Thanks. |
01:10:44 |
Dad was cool about the wedding |
01:10:49 |
And it really improved |
01:10:57 |
- Is that an outside nightclub? |
01:11:01 |
Pull over. Let's check it out. |
01:11:12 |
- We only let people in on the list. |
01:11:17 |
- Steve and Doug Butabi. |
01:11:23 |
- Go right in. |
01:11:31 |
- We're gonna go in. |
01:11:37 |
I can't believe we got in. |
01:11:42 |
- It's weird to be in here. |
01:11:52 |
Butabis? I've been looking |
01:11:57 |
- Mr. Zadir! |
01:12:02 |
- Our club? |
01:12:05 |
- Sweet ass sweet. |
01:12:10 |
- Don't worry about it. |
01:12:13 |
Dooey just called from Pismo Beach. |
01:12:18 |
What is he up to now? |
01:12:20 |
- Oh, my God! |
01:12:25 |
- Let's do some business. |
01:12:32 |
- Put some cherries on that. |
01:12:37 |
- Mr. Butabi, can you approve this? |
01:12:42 |
- Hi, Mr. Barntabi. |
01:12:46 |
How's the hair? |
01:12:51 |
That voice sounds so familiar. |
01:12:58 |
- Are you...? |
01:13:02 |
- Credit vixen? |
01:13:06 |
You're even more beautiful |
01:13:10 |
- You stopped calling. |
01:13:16 |
Am I what you expected? |
01:13:20 |
I totally approve. |
01:13:25 |
- You're not here with anyone? |
01:13:31 |
Hottie police officer? |
01:13:34 |
I was really looking forward |
01:13:39 |
- So, do you guys wanna dance? |
01:13:45 |
- Yes. |
01:13:49 |
- Oh, I love this song. |
01:14:36 |
I broke the window again. |
01:18:23 |
English subtitles: Kirstine C. Baloti |