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Nine Months en
00:01:34	All right.
00:01:36	Toast time.
00:01:38	All right.
00:01:39	Um, this is,
00:01:42	[Giggles]
00:01:45	Five incredible,
00:01:50	[Clink]
00:01:51	Cheers.
00:01:56	Come here.
00:02:05	[Woman] Brendan, we're leaving
00:02:29	Samuel.
00:02:30	Yeah?
00:02:32	Do you want more?
00:02:33	No, thanks.
00:02:35	No. Not lunch.
00:02:37	I mean
00:02:43	By which you mean
00:02:46	Marriage, huh?
00:02:47	Well... yeah.
00:02:49	Um, I'm over 30,
00:02:52	and I feel like
00:02:55	O.K. Well,
00:02:57	What could possibly
00:02:59	Let's look at that,
00:03:02	we live in
00:03:04	My practice
00:03:07	We get on better
00:03:10	Sure.
00:03:11	Life is dangerously close
00:03:14	so, uh, why would you
00:03:18	Why change
00:03:21	Yeah?
00:03:23	Right.
00:03:25	O.K.
00:03:29	Uh, new toast.
00:03:36	Honey!
00:03:39	Oh, God!
00:03:41	Shit, honey.
00:03:43	Are you all right?
00:03:45	Excuse me, ma'am.
00:03:48	Aah...
00:03:56	O.K.
00:04:02	You're conscious! I thought
00:04:05	I was trying to scream.
00:04:08	Don't get up.
00:04:09	He's all right.
00:04:10	It's under control,
00:04:13	Does your head hurt?
00:04:14	Yes.
00:04:15	Are you nauseated?
00:04:16	Very.
00:04:17	Open your eyes!
00:04:19	Aah!
00:04:21	Your pupils
00:04:23	You're O.K.
00:04:25	[Rebecca]
00:04:26	All right.
00:04:28	No. Careful.
00:04:30	No lawsuit.
00:04:31	Good. No lawsuit.
00:04:33	Yeah. Marty Dwyer.
00:04:35	Yeah.
00:04:37	How you doing?
00:04:39	A big wind
00:04:42	Cracked you
00:04:44	but I guess
00:04:46	Kids, stop that!
00:04:49	There's plenty.
00:04:51	This sucks.
00:04:55	Oh, bloody hell.
00:04:56	What did I say about spitting
00:05:01	Oh, please.
00:05:03	Eat that, honey.
00:05:05	You know, I know you.
00:05:06	I don't think so.
00:05:08	You're Sean's friend,
00:05:12	shrink.
00:05:13	Yes. I'm a psychotherapist.
00:05:15	Like some help
00:05:17	I met you last year
00:05:19	I'm his sister Gail.
00:05:21	Oh, hi.
00:05:22	Nice to see you again.
00:05:24	Look, I'm sorry.
00:05:26	It's $64 an ounce.
00:05:29	I'll write you a check.
00:05:30	No, it's fine.
00:05:32	O.K.
00:05:33	[Gail] Kids,
00:05:35	for the nice cheese
00:05:37	and give him
00:05:39	[All]
00:05:41	Pleasure.
00:05:43	[Kissing Noises]
00:05:46	[Marty] Kids, break it up.
00:05:48	[Kids All Talking
00:05:50	Have a little bit.
00:05:53	No. Come on.
00:05:55	Come on, Sprinkler.
00:05:57	Hope we didn't ruin
00:05:59	No. Why would you
00:06:01	Take it easy.
00:06:04	Bye.
00:06:05	You see... breeders,
00:06:06	perfect example
00:06:19	[Van Morrison Song
00:06:37	The swelling's
00:06:40	It's still quite painful, actually.
00:06:42	You know,
00:06:44	is there should be
00:06:48	one for adults
00:06:51	Then everyone's happy.
00:06:52	Is that any better?
00:06:54	Yeah.
00:06:55	That's much better.
00:06:57	You're
00:07:02	You need to
00:07:06	Come on.
00:07:10	#There is no past,
00:07:15	#There's only here,
00:07:22	# Oh, your smiling face,
00:07:28	I love you.
00:07:30	I adore you.
00:07:35	#These are the days
00:07:41	# His timely grace
00:07:48	#This is a love,
00:07:53	#Turned the water
00:07:58	Oh, yeah.
00:08:14	My dad's an asshole.
00:08:19	O.K.
00:08:21	Good.
00:08:22	Interesting.
00:08:24	Um, is that
00:08:26	you can maybe
00:08:28	a little bit
00:08:30	O.K.
00:08:32	Great.
00:08:36	My dad's
00:08:40	Yeah.
00:09:05	1, 2.
00:09:09	1, 2.
00:09:12	O.K. When you
00:09:15	round like this,
00:09:17	Round. Round.
00:09:19	There you go.
00:09:22	Like this,
00:09:23	Look. Look at that.
00:09:27	[Giggling]
00:09:47	I don't know
00:09:49	I'll get him
00:09:51	but he's got very
00:09:54	and we know who
00:09:57	Huh?
00:09:58	You know,
00:10:00	32.
00:10:01	The state
00:10:03	to take a written test
00:10:07	but any moron
00:10:10	and just destroy
00:10:13	It's like people
00:10:16	Surely, to be a parent
00:10:19	36.
00:10:20	Say, do I want to
00:10:23	38.
00:10:24	Am I ready?
00:10:26	I'm pregnant.
00:10:28	What?
00:10:30	Pregnant?
00:10:33	[Honk]
00:10:34	Watch out!
00:10:35	[Honk]
00:10:38	Watch out!
00:10:40	Aah!
00:10:43	Watch out!
00:10:52	Well, I guess you
00:11:07	Sir, your car will be
00:11:10	You're lucky
00:11:12	the engine's
00:11:14	[Samuel]
00:11:20	Hi.
00:11:21	Ready in a minute.
00:11:23	Good.
00:11:25	So, um...
00:11:27	we are absolutely certain
00:11:30	Well, my period's
00:11:33	Right.
00:11:34	And there's no way
00:11:37	and just not noticed?
00:11:39	Sorry. Ridiculous.
00:11:43	Could you be a little
00:11:45	more supportive?
00:11:47	I'm trying to
00:11:49	Killing us in a head-on
00:11:53	It must have been shock.
00:11:55	Out of the blue,
00:11:57	It was just
00:12:00	was probably the reason
00:12:02	I thought you were
00:12:05	I was.
00:12:06	Your car's ready now,
00:12:08	Great.
00:12:14	Oh...
00:12:15	you don't believe me!
00:12:17	No?
00:12:19	You think I got pregnant
00:12:22	No, no, no, no.
00:12:24	Do you think
00:12:26	I'm as flipped out
00:12:29	I suppose
00:12:30	that birth control
00:12:32	had a little teeny element
00:12:35	Thought it was supposed
00:12:38	Nothing is foolproof.
00:12:40	It says so on the box.
00:12:42	Yeah. Right.
00:12:44	So 3% completely
00:12:46	They should put that
00:12:49	Here you are.
00:12:51	[Man]
00:12:52	We're off.
00:13:03	Hey. Hey.
00:13:04	Sean.
00:13:07	Who's the blonde?
00:13:09	No idea.
00:13:12	Oh, my God.
00:13:13	Hey,
00:13:15	Hi.
00:13:16	Hey,
00:13:18	Hi.
00:13:19	This is Rebecca
00:13:21	Hi.
00:13:22	I was getting worried
00:13:25	What happened
00:13:27	Oh, long story.
00:13:29	[Quietly]
00:13:31	A long story.
00:13:36	So this is where
00:13:40	Yeah, lovely.
00:13:41	So, what do you
00:13:44	What,
00:13:46	She's attractive.
00:13:47	She's 25 years old.
00:13:49	Her skin
00:13:53	Breasts
00:13:55	Her calves
00:13:58	I mean,
00:14:00	Highly edible.
00:14:01	She's crazy
00:14:03	This is somebody
00:14:05	to get me over
00:14:07	Mmm. What do you mean?
00:14:11	Oh, Christine
00:14:15	Oh, shit.
00:14:17	When?
00:14:18	Oh, uh...
00:14:20	What happened?
00:14:22	Well...
00:14:25	she wanted
00:14:26	[Glass Hits Floor]
00:14:28	I'm sorry.
00:14:29	Are you O. K?
00:14:31	Yep. Yep.
00:14:33	Leave that.
00:14:34	Got it.
00:14:36	She said she wanted...
00:14:37	She, uh...
00:14:40	She was hungry
00:14:42	so I closed
00:14:45	denied her
00:14:47	You know,
00:14:50	to be biologically
00:14:52	She would have
00:14:54	from the head down,
00:14:55	chewed up
00:14:57	swallowed my youth,
00:15:00	like some
00:15:02	Not for me.
00:15:03	What do you mean,
00:15:06	The female mantis,
00:15:07	after she has sex
00:15:10	she eats him.
00:15:11	Oh, yeah.
00:15:13	But Christine
00:15:15	or anything
00:15:19	No. What do you mean?
00:15:22	On the sly,
00:15:23	or, you know,
00:15:26	On the s... No.
00:15:29	I mean, Christine
00:15:32	but I don't know
00:15:36	That's a knife
00:15:38	Yeah.
00:15:39	You know, that's...
00:15:41	That's
00:15:43	who puts pins
00:15:45	Ha ha.
00:15:46	Spooky, Sam.
00:15:47	That's a she-snake.
00:15:49	That's like
00:15:50	cruel, sneaky,
00:15:52	horrible thing
00:15:54	Who would do that?
00:16:04	No! No!
00:16:07	Aah!
00:16:08	Aah!
00:16:10	They eat the father!
00:16:13	They eat him!
00:16:14	Honey. Honey, what?
00:16:17	Who eats fathers?
00:16:19	No one.
00:16:22	Just a bad,
00:16:24	Silly, silly dream.
00:16:26	O.K.
00:16:28	Just relax.
00:16:29	Lie down, O.K.
00:16:31	It's O.K., baby.
00:16:33	Whatever happens,
00:16:39	I know.
00:16:40	I love you.
00:16:42	I've loved you
00:16:43	since the first moment
00:16:46	You're the only one
00:16:48	I want to be the father
00:16:51	whether
00:16:56	O. K?
00:17:05	Oh...
00:17:06	[Snickers]
00:17:08	I love it
00:17:11	Do what?
00:17:12	Ha ha ha!
00:17:14	That thing you're doing
00:17:17	That is so good.
00:17:18	Oh, Samuel.
00:17:20	Stop it.
00:17:22	Go on.
00:17:24	But, Samuel?
00:17:25	What? Yeah?
00:17:27	I'm not doing anything
00:17:32	Huh?
00:17:35	Aah! What is it?
00:17:38	Aah!
00:17:39	- Aah!
00:17:41	What's the matter?
00:17:43	Where you been?
00:17:47	[Grrr]
00:17:48	I'm sorry, folks.
00:17:52	I'm sorry, folks.
00:17:53	She's going through
00:17:56	It's for attention.
00:17:57	Hey, honey,
00:18:00	and God knows
00:18:02	Hey, honey,
00:18:05	Oh, hi.
00:18:06	This is great. Don't worry.
00:18:11	How about another one
00:18:15	What's going on?
00:18:17	We found her.
00:18:19	We've been looking
00:18:22	Honey, tell the neighbors
00:18:25	You, call the sheriff
00:18:28	We're sorry.
00:18:30	Party time, then!
00:18:32	I'm sorry.
00:18:33	Listen, um, sorry,
00:18:37	You'll be here all weekend,
00:18:39	Sounds great.
00:18:46	You didn't tell me
00:18:48	They didn't
00:18:50	They always
00:18:53	I hope they don't
00:18:55	Oh, no.
00:18:57	We'll be fine.
00:18:59	Oh,
00:19:00	They're monsters.
00:19:02	See, this is why
00:19:08	[Sean]
00:19:23	No, what I'm saying is
00:19:25	I think it's such baloney
00:19:29	that the artist
00:19:32	and have a life
00:19:34	be an alcoholic
00:19:37	It's how you use, obviously,
00:19:41	whatever it is...
00:19:42	I love you.
00:19:45	Well, that's nice.
00:19:47	I think
00:19:51	Marry me,
00:19:56	Who's
00:19:59	Marry me.
00:20:01	We'll honeymoon
00:20:03	Well, I'm not sure.
00:20:05	It's King Stanislaus'
00:20:08	You're madly
00:20:10	Who?
00:20:11	Don't deny it!
00:20:14	Brute!
00:20:15	She hit me.
00:20:17	Shannon,
00:20:20	O.K. You run along.
00:20:22	Go play.
00:20:24	You weasel!
00:20:26	Oh, God.
00:20:29	She's been reading
00:20:32	and she's just
00:20:34	[Marty]
00:20:36	Isn't it cute?
00:20:37	Not many teeth left,
00:20:39	What a puss.
00:20:41	[Snickers]
00:20:46	[Clink Clink Clink]
00:20:47	All right, everybody.
00:20:50	Gail and I
00:20:56	[Under His Breath]
00:21:02	So I'd like to
00:21:07	To my wife, the most beautiful
00:21:12	Love you.
00:21:13	Hear, hear!
00:21:15	You could be
00:21:17	but when your child
00:21:19	and that child knows
00:21:21	suddenly
00:21:23	It's like...
00:21:25	It's like magic.
00:21:27	Is it magic when they do
00:21:31	down your shoulder?
00:21:36	I'm sorry
00:21:39	Just a joke.
00:21:40	O.K.
00:21:42	The guy is rude.
00:21:43	Sorry.
00:21:45	You are rude.
00:21:47	Rude?
00:21:50	Yes, I do.
00:21:51	I'm sorry...
00:21:53	Let's just deal
00:21:56	Like an idiot,
00:21:58	you were monopolizing
00:21:59	I'm sorry
00:22:02	about my wife and I
00:22:05	Is being excited a reason
00:22:06	to exclude eight people
00:22:08	I didn't realize
00:22:10	this was a frickin'
00:22:12	How much do I owe?
00:22:13	You didn't realize
00:22:16	I'll walk over there
00:22:20	I'll have
00:22:22	Let's drop it.
00:22:23	Marty, he does
00:22:25	but just drop it.
00:22:27	Sean, he's a dick,
00:22:28	and you're an even bigger dick
00:22:30	for taking his side
00:22:33	You and Gail used to
00:22:36	in politics,
00:22:37	Now it's nothing but
00:22:39	My kids are
00:22:42	When my first was born,
00:22:43	it was my most
00:22:46	I felt like I really
00:22:48	to this world.
00:22:50	Absolutely.
00:22:51	The world
00:22:53	Our society has too many
00:22:55	I would say our society
00:22:57	has too many
00:23:01	It hasn't been
00:23:03	That's true,
00:23:04	but that
00:23:05	what I do
00:23:07	Van Gogh,
00:23:09	didn't sell
00:23:10	Now his stuff goes
00:23:12	How long will you
00:23:15	before you can pay
00:23:18	Do you come here
00:23:21	and embarrass me
00:23:23	Your home?
00:23:25	It was our parents' home!
00:23:27	You aren't making
00:23:29	You've got no wife,
00:23:31	You insult your
00:23:33	You keep this up,
00:23:36	like a dog,
00:23:38	like Van Gogh.
00:23:54	Hey, Doc,
00:23:56	[Snapping Fingers]
00:23:58	Are you O. K?
00:24:01	Yeah. What?
00:24:02	You don't look good.
00:24:04	You look like
00:24:06	No, I'm fine.
00:24:09	I was just listening
00:24:12	Interesting.
00:24:15	Would you mind
00:24:17	just so
00:24:20	You're an asshole.
00:24:22	Right.
00:24:25	And Dad's a bastard!
00:24:27	Yeah.
00:24:32	Right.
00:24:37	I can't be a father.
00:24:39	I can't.
00:24:43	Why would I want to
00:24:46	Just so he can call me a bastard
00:24:51	We'd have to move out.
00:24:53	We don't have space
00:24:57	Rebecca and me,
00:24:59	It's just insane
00:25:02	Just the two of us...
00:25:06	This baby is not
00:25:09	That's what I'll tell her.
00:25:11	Beck.
00:25:12	Hi.
00:25:13	[Rebecca]
00:25:16	I'll tell her now.
00:25:18	Hi.
00:25:19	Beck.
00:25:22	Listen, Beck...
00:25:23	Samuel,
00:25:25	No. Wait.
00:25:26	Wait. This pregnancy
00:25:28	It took us
00:25:31	Right.
00:25:32	We've been doing
00:25:34	and a baby
00:25:37	I suppose it could.
00:25:38	Our apartment's
00:25:41	No.
00:25:42	We'd have to
00:25:44	Yep.
00:25:45	I'd have to
00:25:47	Nobody wants
00:25:50	We're not ready
00:25:52	There's not one good reason
00:25:59	But I still want to.
00:26:04	Right.
00:26:06	Maybe it's crazy,
00:26:08	but I feel it
00:26:11	Oh...
00:26:12	and I really
00:26:18	O.K.
00:26:19	What about you?
00:26:21	What do...
00:26:22	Oh, you mean
00:26:24	what do I think?
00:26:26	I'm just saying
00:26:29	So, um,
00:26:30	Right. How do I
00:26:34	Well, um...
00:26:37	I feel, um...
00:26:41	I, uh...
00:26:48	I feel exactly
00:26:53	Really?
00:26:54	Yeah.
00:27:02	We won't let it
00:27:04	No.
00:27:05	Oh, my gosh.
00:27:07	I have to go
00:27:10	It's one of the joys
00:27:14	O.K. Oh, gosh.
00:27:16	We're going to
00:27:22	Aw, I'm such a...
00:27:25	Sorry. Forget it.
00:27:42	Oh, baby,
00:27:45	Not bad, eh?
00:27:47	That was the single
00:27:50	sexual experience
00:27:52	Well, I, uh...
00:27:55	[Giggling]
00:27:57	I know.
00:27:59	Now it's time
00:28:04	Dinner?
00:28:09	Aah!
00:28:13	No!
00:28:17	[Incoherent Ranting]
00:28:18	Time to get up.
00:28:20	Today's our first
00:28:22	Today?
00:28:24	I told you about it
00:28:27	and then last week,
00:28:31	and twice, I think,
00:28:35	Sorry, honey.
00:28:39	Yeah.
00:28:41	Figures.
00:28:42	I swear I won't
00:28:52	Hi.
00:28:53	Hi.
00:28:54	I'm Rebecca Taylor
00:28:56	Oh, Dr. Green's
00:28:59	You can see Dr. Kosevich
00:29:03	Yes. I think we'll
00:29:05	We can see
00:29:07	Are you sure?
00:29:09	Why?
00:29:11	Oh, no. No.
00:29:12	It's just Dr. Kosevich
00:29:15	He's a little nervous,
00:29:20	Well,
00:29:22	We may as well
00:29:25	O.K.
00:29:27	O.K.
00:29:30	[Speaking Russian]
00:29:39	[Arguing In Russian]
00:29:47	Please, sit down.
00:29:49	A little family business.
00:29:51	[Speaking Russian]
00:29:53	If it's not
00:29:55	it's your mother.
00:29:56	Please, please,
00:29:58	I'm very sorry.
00:30:00	Oh, hello.
00:30:12	So we hear
00:30:14	You have a problem
00:30:17	I am not a Communist.
00:30:19	I was only briefly
00:30:21	It was only for medical reasons.
00:30:25	In Russia, I was chief
00:30:27	Obstruction?
00:30:28	Abstraction?
00:30:29	Abstraction?
00:30:30	Obstetrics,
00:30:32	That's it.
00:30:34	One moment.
00:30:35	Not obstruction,
00:30:37	Yes, I was the head
00:30:40	at Pasklovansky Hospital
00:30:42	What brings you
00:30:45	I didn't work with people
00:30:47	More the technical side.
00:30:49	No. Animals.
00:30:51	Animals?
00:30:52	Only rats and monkeys.
00:30:54	Rats?
00:30:55	Change of scenery.
00:30:57	You've seen one rat ass,
00:31:00	I also want a patient
00:31:04	Last month,
00:31:06	and now
00:31:08	O.K., now,
00:31:11	that I have written myself
00:31:13	that will calculate
00:31:16	O. K?
00:31:17	Fine. When was the first day
00:31:22	- Menopause?
00:31:23	Menstruation.
00:31:24	Period.
00:31:25	End of sentence.
00:31:27	March 11th.
00:31:29	March 11th.
00:31:30	March 11th.
00:31:32	O.K.
00:31:35	Here it comes.
00:31:38	The baby will be due
00:31:40	O.K.
00:31:42	Congratulations. The baby
00:31:46	Oh, that's clever.
00:31:48	Most people know that,
00:31:50	but some people
00:31:53	Oh, my God.
00:31:54	What is wrong?
00:31:57	I'm not the father.
00:31:59	What?
00:32:00	Oh, my God.
00:32:01	On March 17th,
00:32:04	at a child psychiatry conference
00:32:08	What are you
00:32:09	I'll leave you two alone.
00:32:11	That's fine.
00:32:13	No! Wait!
00:32:15	Samuel, sit down!
00:32:17	Check your computer
00:32:18	It is... the computer
00:32:21	Check the goddamn
00:32:22	Check it!
00:32:23	Don't yell at me!
00:32:26	I spent a year
00:32:27	I have sometimes
00:32:30	Come on!
00:32:31	O.K. What is wrong
00:32:34	Oh, fuck me!
00:32:37	[Cursing In Russian]
00:32:38	Hold on. O.K.
00:32:41	Oh, O.K. O.K.
00:32:43	This is the problem.
00:32:45	It is feces
00:32:48	There are function keys
00:32:51	and you're not a simian.
00:32:52	No, I'm not.
00:32:54	I had you as a baboon.
00:32:56	Sorry. I didn't...
00:32:58	There you go.
00:33:02	Yeah.
00:33:03	With her?
00:33:04	- Yes.
00:33:05	O.K., um,
00:33:08	We're all back on-line,
00:33:11	your baby will be born
00:33:14	O.K. Now it is time
00:33:18	Let's take a look
00:33:21	Come with me into here.
00:33:27	Please come in.
00:33:30	All right, madam.
00:33:32	If you would get undressed,
00:33:35	And you may stay,
00:33:38	That's fine.
00:33:40	Don't you dare.
00:33:41	I'd like to
00:33:43	Very good.
00:33:57	O.K.
00:33:59	We've worked out
00:34:02	Giddyup.
00:34:07	[Whispers]
00:34:11	That lunatic
00:34:13	That's fine.
00:34:15	Dr. Green will be there.
00:34:17	Let me help you, honey.
00:34:20	Honey, listen,
00:34:22	about the baby...
00:34:23	Let's just keep it
00:34:26	Um, um,
00:34:28	Talking about it
00:34:30	before the third month
00:34:32	Marty, look who's here!
00:34:34	[Marty]
00:34:36	Hey, guys,
00:34:39	Good to see you!
00:34:41	Hi.
00:34:42	When
00:34:44	Oh, I'm not
00:34:45	You're not pregnant?
00:34:47	Huh?
00:34:48	What are you
00:34:50	on the maternity
00:34:52	Are we on
00:34:54	Good grief.
00:34:56	Poor old Beck.
00:34:58	She had
00:34:59	We're here to see
00:35:02	What's his name?
00:35:03	His name?
00:35:05	Yeah.
00:35:06	I can probably
00:35:08	what floor he's on.
00:35:10	She volunteers here. I've sold
00:35:12	Beck, what's his name?
00:35:13	It's Dr. something,
00:35:15	It's Doctor...
00:35:17	Ridiculous.
00:35:18	Excuse me.
00:35:20	Oh, gosh.
00:35:21	I didn't realize
00:35:24	Thank you
00:35:25	You have
00:35:27	What?
00:35:28	I found the little hairs
00:35:32	What?
00:35:33	You know, the... meow...
00:35:34	Oh, cat!
00:35:36	Yes, we have a cat.
00:35:38	Well, you must
00:35:41	What?
00:35:42	Cats spread the disease.
00:35:44	Oh, yeah. Where
00:35:46	Yes.
00:35:48	In the poop.
00:35:50	Toxoplasmosis.
00:35:51	Toxoplasmosis.
00:35:52	Thank you both
00:35:54	but Skippy
00:35:57	and won't cause
00:35:59	O.K. Well,
00:36:01	the cat or the baby.
00:36:04	Sorry to bring you
00:36:09	Baby.
00:36:10	Oh, congratulations,
00:36:12	I'm so excited!
00:36:14	Congratulations,
00:36:15	Congratulations.
00:36:16	Wow. That's great.
00:36:19	Thanks.
00:36:20	Sorry about...
00:36:21	That's all right.
00:36:22	I've been
00:36:24	You're good at it.
00:36:26	We could use you
00:36:28	[Gail]
00:36:30	[Marty]
00:36:32	How are you feeling?
00:36:34	I'm O.K.
00:36:36	Everybody
00:36:37	but the whole
00:36:40	a life-changing
00:36:41	I'll give
00:36:43	We can go
00:36:45	You've got to
00:36:48	What To Expect
00:36:50	And we've got videos of
00:36:54	You've got to
00:36:56	That's the best.
00:36:58	blood everywhere,
00:37:00	people screaming, stuff getting
00:37:03	It's like a good
00:37:07	Will you keep
00:37:08	Yeah. It's fine now.
00:37:10	Cost a bit of money.
00:37:12	But it only seats
00:37:15	It always did.
00:37:16	But you're going to
00:37:19	You could never fit
00:37:22	Listen, stop down
00:37:25	I'll make you
00:37:27	All right?
00:37:29	Great.
00:37:31	Honey, we got to go.
00:37:33	Buddy!
00:37:35	Come on, baby.
00:37:37	See you guys.
00:37:38	O.K.
00:37:39	I hate him.
00:37:42	He tried to
00:37:44	Can you believe that?
00:37:47	Yeah,
00:37:49	We're going to need
00:37:51	But you know how much
00:37:54	I've worked
00:37:56	What do you
00:37:57	Tie the baby
00:38:01	Well, no, but maybe
00:38:04	On my salary?
00:38:06	Well, put it this way.
00:38:08	I'm not getting rid
00:38:11	What about the cat?
00:38:13	Huh?
00:38:14	What, you believe
00:38:17	The monkey doctor?
00:38:19	He's right.
00:38:22	Cats can be dangerous
00:38:25	They can suffocate
00:38:28	Skippy is 16.
00:38:31	He's half-blind.
00:38:32	He's too weak
00:38:34	What about hygiene
00:38:37	You get cat hair
00:38:40	You said that this baby
00:38:43	Now I have to sell my car
00:38:47	This is the second month,
00:38:49	and our lives
00:39:09	I really appreciate
00:39:12	I'm hoping this
00:39:15	about having a baby.
00:39:16	Oh, yeah. Sure.
00:39:18	Yeah, 'cause, um,
00:39:19	if things
00:39:21	I'm thinking
00:39:23	Oh, yeah.
00:39:25	I thought about leaving
00:39:28	but this
00:39:31	You've got to
00:39:34	He's completely
00:39:36	This whole baby thing
00:39:39	He's probably having
00:39:41	If you have a baby,
00:39:43	that means
00:39:46	The baby's the fun part.
00:39:49	You know.
00:39:52	Ah, yeah! Whoo!
00:39:54	He's going to
00:39:56	You know you're
00:39:59	Yeah.
00:40:02	Gail took one of those
00:40:06	No.
00:40:07	How do you know?
00:40:08	I can tell
00:40:11	by the way she's
00:40:14	They don't often
00:40:17	If it's a boy,
00:40:19	they carry them low
00:40:21	If it's a girl,
00:40:24	Plus, there are
00:40:26	to ensure that it
00:40:29	What do you mean,
00:40:32	Well,
00:40:34	Yeah?
00:40:35	we used
00:40:37	Oh, please.
00:40:39	That's an old wives' tale,
00:40:42	You'll see.
00:40:44	Sometimes I'm not sure
00:40:47	Oh, Missy,
00:40:50	It's just
00:40:52	There's hundreds
00:40:53	who spend thousands
00:40:56	trying to
00:40:59	It's like our profound
00:41:01	It's something men
00:41:03	It has to be
00:41:06	but really,
00:41:07	And then
00:41:10	there's moments
00:41:14	Even if you're alone?
00:41:20	I know it's fashionable,
00:41:23	to be a strong,
00:41:26	and, uh,
00:41:28	I can do that,
00:41:30	but, um, I would
00:41:33	to have a mother
00:41:37	I would love to
00:41:40	and I would love to
00:41:43	Um...
00:41:45	all he has to do is ask.
00:41:50	Oh, Missy.
00:42:00	Okey-dokey.
00:42:02	O.K. Tell your mommy
00:42:05	she'll buy you
00:42:08	Thank you,
00:42:10	Who loves you,
00:42:12	- Arnie.
00:42:13	Hey, fellas.
00:42:15	How about taking home
00:42:17	a new Arnie doll
00:42:20	No, thank you,
00:42:21	Mister,
00:42:23	in my "Arnie Loves You"
00:42:26	They come in
00:42:29	No, thank you.
00:42:30	How about a new
00:42:33	# Love is for
00:42:36	No, thanks. O. K?
00:42:38	#We are one
00:42:40	I'm not going to
00:42:43	But the kids
00:42:45	My kids think
00:42:50	Oh.
00:42:51	But thanks,
00:42:53	Hey, no hard feelings,
00:42:56	All right. Sorry.
00:42:58	That's O.K.
00:43:00	So long.
00:43:01	[Man's Voice]
00:43:04	What did you say?
00:43:05	[Arnie Voice]
00:43:07	Oh, gee. I didn't say
00:43:10	He didn't say
00:43:12	Bye-bye.
00:43:14	[Man's Voice]
00:43:16	I heard that!
00:43:17	[Arnie Voice]
00:43:19	I heard what you said!
00:43:21	He's pathetic.
00:43:23	There's children around here,
00:43:27	So long...
00:43:28	[Man's Voice]
00:43:30	That's it!
00:43:31	No.
00:43:32	Yes!
00:43:33	[Arnie Voice]
00:43:34	[Samuel]
00:43:36	Come on,
00:43:39	Come on,
00:43:41	Here's one
00:43:43	Oh!
00:43:45	I'll get him, Sammy.
00:43:46	Hey, cut it out.
00:43:48	Oh, you hit
00:43:50	you flatulent
00:43:51	I'll take both
00:43:54	You and that
00:43:56	Right, you bastard!
00:43:58	Who's the fat pussy
00:44:01	Tell your sister
00:44:04	you weak-wristed
00:44:08	Get off me,
00:44:10	I'll shove an "Arnie Loves You"
00:44:14	Marty!
00:44:16	Samuel!
00:44:17	Oh, you...
00:44:19	He is
00:44:21	[Marty]
00:44:23	[Arnie Voice]
00:44:24	I'll wipe the floor
00:44:26	Oh...
00:44:39	Wow! That's, uh...
00:44:41	that's quite a breakfast
00:44:43	Mm-hmm!
00:44:45	Wow, you, uh...
00:44:46	certainly got
00:44:48	Mmm! Boy...
00:44:49	I don't know
00:44:51	The first three months
00:44:54	But now, you know,
00:44:56	my breasts
00:44:57	no more nausea
00:44:59	and I feel great!
00:45:01	Oh! Good news.
00:45:03	So, I was thinking,
00:45:05	I know it's been
00:45:07	since we made love,
00:45:09	but maybe we could
00:45:13	Check!
00:45:15	Leave the breakfast.
00:45:16	But I haven't
00:45:24	[Wheels Squealing]
00:45:37	O.K.
00:45:40	Huh? What?
00:45:41	I'll be right back.
00:45:43	Wait here for me.
00:45:44	Right. Right.
00:45:45	Ready when
00:45:57	Ow!
00:46:00	[Shirt Rips]
00:46:06	Ready.
00:46:08	[Marvin Gaye Song
00:46:10	# I been really tryin' baby #
00:46:16	#Tryin' to hold back #
00:46:17	#This feeling for so long #
00:46:20	Oh, my God.
00:46:22	#And if you feel #
00:46:23	# Like I feel, baby #
00:46:26	#Then come on #
00:46:28	Oh, wow.
00:46:29	# Oh, come on #
00:46:30	#Whoo! #
00:46:31	# Let's get it on #
00:46:34	#Ah, babe #
00:46:37	# Let's get it on #
00:46:40	# Let's love, baby #
00:46:43	# Let's get it on #
00:46:47	# Sugar #
00:46:49	# Let's get it on #
00:46:53	# Ooh hoo hoo ##
00:46:55	[Record Scratches]
00:46:56	Ha ha ha!
00:46:58	What is it?
00:47:00	It moved.
00:47:01	Huh? What moved?
00:47:04	The baby. It moved!
00:47:06	Oh.
00:47:08	Oh, right.
00:47:10	Here.
00:47:12	It's like bubbles.
00:47:20	I-I-I don't
00:47:22	No, just wait.
00:47:27	Oh. It stopped.
00:47:30	What a shame.
00:47:31	Yeah.
00:47:33	It's an incredible
00:47:34	Yeah?
00:47:35	Yeah.
00:47:36	I guess I got plenty
00:47:39	Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:41	Ohh...
00:47:53	Honey, do you think
00:47:57	No. No.
00:48:03	Because
00:48:06	then it can feel me.
00:48:08	No, I don't...
00:48:10	Yeah.
00:48:12	Yes, yes, yes,
00:48:16	What if the baby
00:48:18	Um... see what,
00:48:22	Your penis
00:48:24	That could scare
00:48:26	Rebecca, I-I...
00:48:29	What if your penis
00:48:32	Are you serious?
00:48:33	I don't know, I just...
00:48:34	don't think
00:48:36	until we talk
00:48:40	Please?
00:48:41	We don't know what
00:48:46	O.K.
00:48:49	Fine.
00:48:51	Fine, fine, fine.
00:48:53	But you know what?
00:48:55	I bet
00:48:58	we can feel
00:49:02	Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:03	Yeah.
00:49:05	That will be
00:49:07	[Kiss]
00:49:09	[Kiss Kiss]
00:49:29	Uh!
00:49:32	That's my game.
00:49:34	Fuck! Shit! Shit!
00:49:36	Aah!
00:49:38	Hey, hey, Sam.
00:49:40	Fuck!
00:49:41	Ho!
00:49:44	O.K., that's it.
00:49:46	No more tennis
00:49:47	That's it.
00:49:49	What happened to your
00:49:51	This John McEnroe thing
00:49:55	Um, Sam,
00:49:58	What's the matter?
00:50:00	I'm in the middle
00:50:02	You're going
00:50:04	What's the matter?
00:50:06	O.K.
00:50:07	Rebecca is
00:50:10	What?
00:50:12	I am completely
00:50:14	I do not
00:50:16	I have these
00:50:18	About what?
00:50:19	The latest nightmare
00:50:22	It's missing an arm,
00:50:24	or it's got
00:50:26	with an eye
00:50:28	I can't stand it!
00:50:30	Do you want
00:50:32	I don't know
00:50:34	Well, what about
00:50:37	We're in the fifth month.
00:50:39	Absolutely.
00:50:41	Relax. Let's talk
00:50:44	My God. Jesus.
00:50:45	I mean, you love
00:50:47	Yeah, I adore her.
00:50:49	O.K., O.K.
00:50:50	You got to be
00:50:53	Always let her know
00:50:55	You got to
00:50:57	Christine and I
00:50:59	We were idiots.
00:51:01	Look at me. Look
00:51:03	You have a wonderful time
00:51:05	dating young girls.
00:51:06	Sam, my life's
00:51:09	It's a pile of shit.
00:51:12	It's empty
00:51:13	My sister Gail
00:51:15	If I continue
00:51:17	I'm facing
00:51:19	without a family.
00:51:21	I don't want to die
00:51:24	It's terrifying.
00:51:25	If you want
00:51:28	man,
00:51:30	to have
00:51:31	That's the truth.
00:51:33	And sometimes...
00:51:34	God strike me dead
00:51:36	sometimes I think
00:51:39	Ha ha ha!
00:51:41	Sorry. Right.
00:51:43	You'd make a good dad.
00:51:45	Well, you know,
00:51:47	but we're
00:51:48	I think it's time
00:51:51	to face our
00:51:53	But... But
00:51:55	She's the best thing
00:51:57	that ever
00:51:59	Hey, you guys,
00:52:00	Hey, you guys,
00:52:02	Your membership fees
00:52:03	My sister
00:52:05	Oh, really?
00:52:06	Wait, wait,
00:52:08	did she say
00:52:10	Yeah, why?
00:52:11	Shit!
00:52:12	Shit!
00:52:14	Oh, this isn't
00:52:16	Oh!
00:52:18	Today's our
00:52:20	I've missed it.
00:52:22	I swore
00:52:24	Uh-oh.
00:52:25	Appointment
00:52:27	I can make it.
00:52:28	Go!
00:52:30	Y-Yeah.
00:52:36	Shit.
00:52:38	Oh, shit.
00:52:40	Shit.
00:52:42	Shit, shit,
00:52:50	Oh, sorry.
00:52:52	Dr. Thatcher,
00:52:53	She's in there.
00:52:55	Sir, do I have you down
00:52:58	[Knocks On Door]
00:52:59	Mr. Faulkner?
00:53:01	She left about
00:53:08	Thanks. Thank you.
00:53:10	Would you like
00:53:15	The sex of the baby?
00:53:17	Mm-hmm.
00:53:19	Wow.
00:53:21	Well.
00:53:23	Does Rebecca know?
00:53:25	Yes.
00:53:29	O.K., then.
00:53:31	It's a boy.
00:53:38	A boy.
00:53:45	Thanks.
00:53:46	Thanks very much.
00:53:48	Mm-hmm.
00:53:49	Great.
00:53:51	So...
00:53:53	that means,
00:53:55	you can actually
00:53:57	whatnot.
00:53:58	Penis.
00:54:00	Penis, yeah,
00:54:02	I mean, size-wise
00:54:05	Perfect.
00:54:07	Good.
00:54:08	Lovely.
00:54:10	And I'm assuming
00:54:12	is as it should be.
00:54:14	You know, lip and eyes
00:54:18	nothing whatsoever here?
00:54:21	Everything
00:54:23	Here. Watch this
00:54:25	She forgot
00:54:27	Yeah. O.K., good.
00:54:29	This is...
00:54:31	That's actually him?
00:54:34	Mm-hmm.
00:54:38	Thank you.
00:54:40	Thank you.
00:54:42	Mr. Faulkner.
00:54:45	Yeah.
00:54:46	Pregnant women need
00:54:49	Be affectionate
00:54:51	Kiss her a lot.
00:54:52	She was pretty
00:54:58	Right.
00:55:04	Thanks.
00:55:07	[Door Unlatches]
00:55:15	Beck?
00:55:29	Hi.
00:55:35	What are you doing?
00:55:39	I'm leaving.
00:55:41	Beck, wait.
00:55:44	I know I've missed
00:55:46	Look, you don't
00:55:49	You don't care
00:55:51	You're too wrapped up
00:55:54	to deal
00:55:56	You're not ready
00:56:00	Where will you go?
00:56:01	Marty and Gail's.
00:56:03	Marty and Gail?
00:56:04	I don't want to move in
00:56:08	and all my girlfriends
00:56:10	and they don't need
00:56:11	some pregnant person
00:56:13	Gail and I have gotten
00:56:16	She knows what it's like
00:56:18	She'll get me
00:56:22	And the baby?
00:56:23	I'll raise the baby.
00:56:27	Alone?
00:56:29	Yeah.
00:56:31	I'll get
00:56:34	I can do it
00:56:37	B-Beck...
00:56:39	Beck.
00:56:40	[Door Closes]
00:58:23	The little heart's beating.
00:59:08	[Rings Doorbell]
00:59:11	Marty, hi.
00:59:13	Is she here?
00:59:14	She never wants
00:59:16	Let me talk to her
00:59:19	If I let you,
00:59:22	I'll have to
00:59:24	You're a great
00:59:26	[Gail]
00:59:27	It's my mom, honey.
00:59:29	But your mother's dead!
00:59:31	Yeah,
00:59:32	Marty, please!
00:59:35	Just...
01:00:07	What do you
01:00:09	Take a look at this.
01:00:17	You're aiming
01:00:19	at the hotel-room
01:00:24	You're right.
01:00:27	That's what it is.
01:00:29	Look at that.
01:00:30	What happened
01:00:32	Oh, they
01:00:33	It's cheaper for guys
01:00:36	This is terrible.
01:00:38	I deep-six it.
01:00:40	Sleep
01:00:41	You're
01:00:43	I can smell the room service
01:00:46	But, you know,
01:00:48	You're around.
01:00:51	You're very unhappy.
01:00:52	You're like the antidote
01:00:54	If I take
01:00:57	I'll be painting
01:00:59	Is it Rebecca?
01:01:00	You haven't
01:01:02	No, I haven't
01:01:04	I have told you
01:01:06	so many times,
01:01:07	she refuses to see me.
01:01:09	No. She won't
01:01:10	answer my calls,
01:01:12	reply to my letters.
01:01:14	It's a total...
01:01:16	shutoff.
01:01:18	I've thrown away...
01:01:20	the most important
01:01:23	just like that.
01:01:26	You need
01:01:30	No, no, no.
01:01:32	Listen...
01:01:33	How could you
01:01:35	say that to me?
01:01:36	You reminded me
01:01:38	she's the most important
01:01:39	thing in my life
01:01:41	just weeks ago.
01:01:43	I never said that.
01:01:45	I never...
01:01:47	You said it
01:01:48	at the tennis court.
01:01:51	Oh, yeah.
01:01:53	So what if I did?
01:01:54	That was then,
01:01:56	and you've got to get
01:01:59	Listen to this...
01:02:00	Buy some
01:02:02	I'm telling you,
01:02:04	we'll learn
01:02:05	I'll throw a party,
01:02:07	and you'll meet
01:02:09	Come on.
01:02:12	I don't think so,
01:02:14	Start with a smile.
01:02:16	Smile,
01:02:20	Well,
01:02:22	but... but...
01:02:23	but, you know,
01:02:25	that's... that's...
01:02:34	# Oh, darling #
01:02:37	# I'm so lonely without you #
01:02:42	# Can't sleep at night #
01:02:45	#Always thinkin' about you #
01:02:48	That's O.K.
01:02:50	# But if I had the chance #
01:02:53	#To start all over #
01:02:55	# I wouldn't be wishin' today #
01:02:57	# On a four-leaf clover #
01:02:59	#And leavin' would be
01:03:02	# If I could turn back
01:03:05	Ohhhh!
01:03:07	# Oh, baby #
01:03:08	# If I could turn back
01:03:11	# Oh, darling #
01:03:12	Aren't you a little
01:03:14	# I can't hold out much longer #
01:03:17	You want an ambulance?
01:03:19	# But the pain
01:03:23	# Oh, the hurt
01:03:28	# But if I had
01:03:32	# I would be yours alone #
01:03:34	# Until the day I die #
01:03:36	#And we would have
01:03:39	# If I could turn back
01:03:42	# If I could turn back
01:03:44	# Oh, baby #
01:03:45	# If I could turn
01:03:48	# Mm-mmm #
01:03:50	# Remember, girl #
01:03:52	#That I love you #
01:04:08	# Oh, darling #
01:04:11	# I'm so lonely without you #
01:04:16	# Can't sleep at night #
01:04:19	#Always thinking about you... #
01:04:20	Do you want to dance?
01:04:22	No, I...
01:04:23	Come on.
01:04:25	[Cat Yowls]
01:04:27	# Start all over #
01:04:28	# I wouldn't be wishin' today #
01:04:30	# On a four-leaf clover #
01:04:32	#And leavin' would be
01:04:36	# If I could turn back
01:04:38	# If I could turn back
01:04:41	# Oh, baby #
01:04:42	# If I could turn back
01:04:45	# I love you #
01:04:47	# If I could turn back
01:04:49	# Girl, I need you ##
01:04:50	Thanks
01:04:52	Pleasure. Pleasure.
01:04:59	Want to come up
01:05:03	No. Thanks, no.
01:05:06	shoot off.
01:05:07	Oh.
01:05:09	Do you want
01:05:14	Wow. Ha ha ha!
01:05:17	That's...
01:05:19	direct.
01:05:20	Um...
01:05:26	no. The thing is,
01:05:29	you're incredibly
01:05:30	but I think it's
01:05:33	for me
01:05:35	so I'll take
01:05:37	Another day.
01:07:02	Arr, matey.
01:07:05	Will ye be taking it
01:07:08	[Marty]
01:07:10	this holds a lot.
01:07:11	You can put
01:07:14	Ever been
01:07:15	Can I help you?
01:07:17	Yeah, I'm looking
01:07:19	He's right
01:07:20	You never have
01:07:23	I'll be right back
01:07:25	Just enjoy the car.
01:07:27	Thanks for
01:07:29	I missed you.
01:07:30	Thanks.
01:07:32	Well, um... this is
01:07:34	but I want to buy
01:07:37	Buddy! Buddy,
01:07:39	We happen
01:07:42	How's Rebecca?
01:07:43	She's great.
01:07:44	You're taking
01:07:46	Gail's taking
01:07:47	and they're
01:07:49	Then I make them
01:07:51	Right.
01:07:53	Yeah. The first month,
01:07:55	but she hasn't
01:07:58	I think she's
01:08:01	This is
01:08:03	Listen, Marty,
01:08:06	She doesn't
01:08:08	I really have to
01:08:11	I want her back.
01:08:12	That's going to take
01:08:14	Do something for me.
01:08:16	Just, um... organize
01:08:19	Bring her
01:08:21	or a restaurant,
01:08:23	I don't know.
01:08:25	Ask Gail if I could
01:08:28	You want to baby-sit
01:08:30	Yes! It's brilliant.
01:08:31	It will convince Rebecca
01:08:33	That will get me
01:08:36	and you know
01:08:39	Marty, please
01:08:41	O.K., O.K.,
01:08:43	Thanks! Excellent!
01:08:45	Excellent!
01:08:46	Excellent.
01:09:03	Oh! There we go.
01:09:04	This is fun,
01:09:06	Yeah!
01:09:07	Isn't this jolly,
01:09:09	Listen to this.
01:09:11	"I removed
01:09:13	with an ice-cream
01:09:16	Awesome, huh?
01:09:17	Shannon, the other
01:09:19	don't want to hear
01:09:21	so just
01:09:22	Higher!
01:09:24	Yes. Higher.
01:09:25	Now, Patsy, no.
01:09:28	Don't strangle
01:09:29	But he likes it!
01:09:31	Say uncle!
01:09:33	Just...
01:09:34	Hey, Sam! Sam!
01:09:36	Oof!
01:09:37	Shit.
01:09:40	Great. Fine.
01:09:42	Are you all right?
01:09:44	Yeah, yeah. Good.
01:09:45	We're getting on
01:09:47	Is Rebecca coming?
01:09:48	No.
01:09:50	No? Marty,
01:09:52	She's
01:09:54	The hospital?
01:09:55	Why? What's wrong?
01:09:57	There might be a problem
01:10:00	What are you
01:10:02	The doctors don't know,
01:10:05	Jesus Christ.
01:10:06	Be careful, Sam!
01:10:14	Hi. Which room is
01:10:17	615.
01:10:18	Where's that?
01:10:19	Just around
01:10:24	Gail!
01:10:25	So?
01:10:26	Will she be
01:10:28	Yeah, she's
01:10:29	Oh!
01:10:31	She just started
01:10:34	and she started dilating.
01:10:35	They'll keep her overnight,
01:10:37	It just sometimes happens
01:10:40	And the baby's O. K?
01:10:42	Yeah. Baby's great.
01:10:47	So... can I see her?
01:10:51	Don't upset her.
01:10:53	I won't.
01:10:55	Promise?
01:10:56	Yep. Promise.
01:10:59	O.K.
01:11:01	Thanks.
01:11:12	Hi.
01:11:13	Hi.
01:11:19	What are you
01:11:22	Well, you know I was
01:11:25	about you
01:11:29	We're going to be fine.
01:11:31	Yeah. That's
01:11:37	[Beeping]
01:11:42	Is this...
01:11:46	Is that the baby's
01:11:48	Yeah.
01:11:50	Strong.
01:11:52	Yeah.
01:11:58	Beck, I'm sorry.
01:12:02	I'm so sorry.
01:12:04	I was, um...
01:12:09	I mean,
01:12:12	what a bastard
01:12:14	I was... I was...
01:12:16	and you had
01:12:17	every right
01:12:19	to walk out on me.
01:12:22	But I just want
01:12:25	Sam, please, no...
01:12:28	Let me just explain.
01:12:29	I think...
01:12:31	I know
01:12:33	You don't believe
01:12:35	I do now.
01:12:37	Change is what
01:12:39	Anyone who doesn't believe
01:12:42	which is what I was.
01:12:44	I was scared.
01:12:47	of losing control
01:12:48	and of losing,
01:12:50	you or what
01:12:53	and losing my youth.
01:12:56	Aren't you now?
01:12:58	No. No, especially
01:13:01	My youth is here,
01:13:03	doing well.
01:13:05	I'd really love
01:13:07	Listen, I've seen
01:13:09	the second
01:13:10	The one you left
01:13:13	the day I was late.
01:13:15	The point is,
01:13:17	what I think or
01:13:20	I don't give
01:13:24	I'm in love
01:13:26	You are?
01:13:30	And I'm completely in love
01:13:35	Samuel, you almost
01:13:38	Shh. Please.
01:13:40	It's
01:13:42	The baby
01:13:44	How do you know that?
01:13:46	I've been
01:13:48	Dr. Brazelton,
01:13:50	What To Expect When
01:13:52	I've been
01:13:54	I was the only
01:13:56	Really?
01:13:57	And I sold
01:13:59	Oh, I don't believe that.
01:14:01	Yep. Marty gave me
01:14:03	on a big family car.
01:14:05	He did?
01:14:06	Yes.
01:14:08	Car seat,
01:14:11	It just needs
01:14:17	And, um...
01:14:22	there's this.
01:14:33	Open it.
01:14:45	Would you be my wife?
01:14:51	Yes.
01:15:01	Yes!
01:15:06	On one condition.
01:15:08	O.K.
01:15:10	Lose the earring.
01:15:12	#Wah-oh #
01:15:13	It's gone.
01:15:15	#Wah-oh-oh-oh #
01:15:17	# Have I ever told you #
01:15:20	# How good it feels
01:15:25	# It isn't easy
01:15:33	#And though I really
01:15:37	# I think I may start crying #
01:15:41	# My heart can't wait
01:15:46	#When you kiss me,
01:15:49	# Baby, I love you #
01:15:52	# Come on, baby #
01:15:54	# Baby, I love you #
01:15:56	# Sweet baby #
01:15:57	Ah!
01:15:58	# Baby, I love you #
01:16:00	# Come on, baby #
01:16:02	# Baby, I love you #
01:16:04	# Oo-wee, baby ##
01:16:06	Thank you.
01:16:08	I've always wanted
01:16:09	to be carried
01:16:11	Unh.
01:16:12	Are you all right?
01:16:14	Yeah. I've got
01:16:16	Yeah?
01:16:27	Oh, Samuel.
01:16:32	It's...
01:16:34	It's beautiful.
01:16:37	You did this
01:16:40	Uh, yeah. Yeah.
01:16:44	Thank you.
01:16:49	It's perfect.
01:17:05	How are you feeling,
01:17:07	Oh, O.K.
01:17:09	My feet are
01:17:11	My back's killing me.
01:17:13	Well, look.
01:17:14	Leave this to me.
01:17:16	I'm going to pull
01:17:18	All right.
01:17:22	Hi. Look, I'm sorry
01:17:25	My wife's pregnant,
01:17:28	and I was wondering...
01:17:29	Lili.
01:17:32	Samuel. Oh.
01:17:34	Hi. What a coincidence.
01:17:36	How... How long... How long...
01:17:37	How long have you
01:17:40	Three weeks.
01:17:41	Three weeks.
01:17:43	How are things?
01:17:46	Busy.
01:17:51	Obviously.
01:17:53	So listen, Lili,
01:17:54	how long is the wait
01:17:58	Give me
01:18:00	I'll seat you
01:18:01	O.K. Great.
01:18:03	Great.
01:18:06	Well, succes.
01:18:08	She's just setting
01:18:11	You know her?
01:18:12	Who?
01:18:13	The hostess.
01:18:14	The hostess?
01:18:16	I've never seen her
01:18:19	Samuel!
01:18:26	She called you Samuel.
01:18:27	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:18:29	That's my name.
01:18:30	Yeah, but you're
01:18:33	with a woman you've
01:18:35	Well, she took
01:18:37	Some places take
01:18:39	Some places,
01:18:41	Here, they use
01:18:43	Oh.
01:18:44	You're silly.
01:18:45	You're paranoid.
01:18:46	Oh.
01:18:47	Go on.
01:18:52	Aah!
01:18:54	What is it?
01:18:56	Aah... shit!
01:18:58	What? What?
01:18:59	I cut my hand.
01:19:01	Wow, that's bad.
01:19:02	Samuel...
01:19:03	Hang on.
01:19:05	That needs stitches.
01:19:06	Samuel,
01:19:08	We'll get you another.
01:19:09	No. My water broke.
01:19:11	This water broke?
01:19:13	Yeah.
01:19:14	That means it's time.
01:19:15	That's right.
01:19:16	We got to go
01:19:19	Well, go! Go!
01:19:20	Wait! Wait for me!
01:19:22	[Screaming]
01:19:25	[Honking]
01:19:27	I got the doctor's
01:19:29	Where could he be,
01:19:30	at some bloody
01:19:32	Come on.
01:19:34	When did you sell
01:19:39	I knew it.
01:19:41	What, hon?
01:19:42	You slept with her,
01:19:44	while we were apart?
01:19:46	It was completely
01:19:47	Nothing happened.
01:19:49	I was completely
01:19:51	Lili, wasn't I
01:19:52	Completely faithful.
01:19:54	I don't believe you.
01:19:55	If it was innocent,
01:19:57	why did you lie
01:19:59	Because you were
01:20:03	I'm in a more
01:20:05	I swear on the life
01:20:08	I did not sleep
01:20:12	Samuel, stop!
01:20:15	Jeez!
01:20:16	[Brakes Squealing]
01:20:18	- Aah!
01:20:19	- Aah!
01:20:22	Oh.
01:20:24	Jesus.
01:20:28	You stupid
01:20:30	He has
01:20:32	Learn to drive!
01:20:35	What?
01:20:37	George,
01:20:39	I'm having
01:20:41	I'll call an ambulance.
01:20:43	Look, I'm on the way
01:20:46	if you'd like a ride.
01:20:49	[Screaming]
01:20:59	[Samuel]
01:21:01	Get off the phone
01:21:03	Limey scumbag!
01:21:05	Leave me alone,
01:21:08	Aah!
01:21:09	Sorry. Where is
01:21:11	You tried
01:21:13	Yes.
01:21:14	His beeper?
01:21:15	Yes. No!
01:21:16	You have that number?
01:21:18	Yeah. It's around
01:21:25	Oh, where is that
01:21:29	Uh...
01:21:30	Samuel?
01:21:32	It's a bicycle!
01:21:34	Aah!
01:21:44	Jesus.
01:21:46	I'm sorry.
01:21:49	My leg is broken.
01:21:50	Help me!
01:21:52	Help me!
01:21:53	Yes. Help!
01:21:54	Just stay there.
01:21:56	Are you trying to kill
01:21:59	you asshole?
01:22:01	We don't have time
01:22:03	My husband is having
01:22:06	Oh! Ow!
01:22:08	[Crash]
01:22:09	Ohh!
01:22:11	Ow! Where are
01:22:13	Shut up or I'll break
01:22:29	Ah! You! Over here!
01:22:30	I've got stitches,
01:22:33	oh, and broken leg.
01:22:35	Aah!
01:22:36	Sorry. Sorry.
01:22:37	Oh, my God.
01:22:39	[Samuel]
01:22:42	Aah! Aah!
01:22:44	O.K.
01:22:45	Yeah, I got it.
01:22:48	Unh! Unh!
01:22:50	Aah!
01:22:51	[Samuel]
01:22:53	Please. Please.
01:22:55	She's... Please.
01:22:57	Oh!
01:22:59	Lady, I'm sorry.
01:23:01	It's all right,
01:23:02	I beg your pardon.
01:23:04	[Samuel]
01:23:10	[Rebecca]
01:23:12	Aah!
01:23:14	[Crash]
01:23:15	I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:23:18	Get me out of here.
01:23:20	May I help you?
01:23:21	Rebecca Faulkner
01:23:23	Her water's broken.
01:23:24	I'll get the doctor.
01:23:26	Come on. Move!
01:23:27	Hey! Don't push me.
01:23:28	I'll get the doctor.
01:23:30	How are you?
01:23:31	The baby's ready.
01:23:32	What do you mean,
01:23:34	To come out!
01:23:35	Jesus Christ almighty,
01:23:37	where is
01:23:39	Here I am.
01:23:40	- Aah!
01:23:42	Please don't do that.
01:23:43	No. No.
01:23:45	Hi. Where's Dr. Green?
01:23:46	Where's our doctor?
01:23:48	Miami.
01:23:49	He's on vacation.
01:23:52	You're not the replacement
01:23:55	Yes, I am.
01:23:56	No. No.
01:23:58	I want
01:24:00	There is nobody else.
01:24:01	There must be!
01:24:03	There's no one else!
01:24:06	It is a full moon.
01:24:07	Everybody has gone into labor.
01:24:10	There are not enough
01:24:13	There are not
01:24:15	Unless you want to deliver
01:24:17	follow me!
01:24:19	Ow!
01:24:21	Oh, God! I'm O.K.
01:24:23	I'm a little nervous,
01:24:25	It's my first delivery.
01:24:29	If there aren't
01:24:31	where is she
01:24:33	I'll put her
01:24:35	We're sharing a room?
01:24:36	I'm sorry. We're a little
01:24:39	Let's go. Let's go.
01:24:40	Get this woman
01:24:42	on the delivery table
01:24:43	if not later.
01:24:45	Come on. Let's go.
01:24:46	Where are you taking me?
01:24:48	You're looking good.
01:24:50	You're dilated
01:24:52	How much is that?
01:24:53	O. K? Got it?
01:24:54	She's very good, O. K?
01:24:56	You look uncomfortable.
01:24:58	I'm going
01:25:00	No! Don't touch
01:25:01	All right.
01:25:04	Hey, buddy.
01:25:05	No!
01:25:06	What are you doing here?
01:25:08	I'm cruising
01:25:09	I'm having a baby!
01:25:10	Hi. Hi!
01:25:12	How you feeling?
01:25:14	Isn't this terrible,
01:25:17	Sounds very good.
01:25:18	Where's my husband?
01:25:19	It's a full moon!
01:25:21	Women are
01:25:23	Good.
01:25:24	Back to work!
01:25:26	Smile, Doc.
01:25:27	How's she doing?
01:25:28	Great.
01:25:30	Ooh...
01:25:31	Honey, smile for me.
01:25:33	I love you. Smile.
01:25:35	It's not bad, is it?
01:25:38	I want something
01:25:40	O.K. I'll get you
01:25:42	Knock me out!
01:25:44	Knock me ow-ow-ow...
01:25:48	Give her something
01:25:50	You don't want
01:25:51	No!
01:25:53	O.K.
01:25:55	What?
01:25:56	Drugs, yes?
01:25:57	Yes!
01:25:58	Give me a moment.
01:26:00	You mean
01:26:02	Kind of.
01:26:03	Think,
01:26:04	Shut up,
01:26:06	Sorry.
01:26:07	I can't take
01:26:09	Don't yell at me.
01:26:10	Yes. Yes. It's fine.
01:26:12	Oh...
01:26:14	Valium.
01:26:15	Valium's
01:26:17	No, for me!
01:26:18	No!
01:26:19	I've got it!
01:26:20	Oh, thank God!
01:26:22	Nurse,
01:26:24	This woman needs an enema.
01:26:26	An enema?
01:26:27	- Enema?
01:26:28	No. Uh...
01:26:30	This ain't
01:26:32	Epitaph.
01:26:34	She's not dead,
01:26:36	Epidermis?
01:26:38	Epidural, asshole!
01:26:39	That's right! Yes!
01:26:42	Epidural.
01:26:44	I always
01:26:46	enema, pedicure, epidermal.
01:26:47	I should buy myself
01:26:49	A thesaurus.
01:26:51	You don't know
01:26:53	What are you doing?
01:26:56	I'm proud of you.
01:26:58	I hate you!
01:27:00	You did this to me,
01:27:02	you miserable piece of
01:27:05	slime-sucking
01:27:10	That's perfect,
01:27:11	The kids will love it.
01:27:14	Ooh!
01:27:15	Get out! Get out!
01:27:18	You are the one!
01:27:19	Hi, everyone.
01:27:21	I'm here to administer
01:27:23	[Rebecca]
01:27:25	You inject that thing
01:27:27	Mm-hmm.
01:27:30	Mm-hmm. Good. Excellent.
01:27:33	[Rebecca]
01:27:35	[Dr. Kosevich]
01:27:37	That is why women
01:27:39	because men
01:27:42	Hey, you guys!
01:27:44	Get some smelling salts
01:27:45	and get these men up
01:27:48	[Rebecca]
01:27:52	I need some help.
01:27:55	Oh!
01:27:56	- Aah!
01:27:58	No time
01:27:59	Why?
01:28:01	No time, Doctor.
01:28:02	I checked her cervix.
01:28:05	Doctor, this woman
01:28:08	Hi, everybody.
01:28:10	Give me a smile.
01:28:11	What are you doing?
01:28:13	I'm making you a souvenir.
01:28:15	Get that thing
01:28:17	Give it to me!
01:28:19	No! I got a great shot
01:28:22	Asshole.
01:28:24	You broke my camera.
01:28:26	Ooh!
01:28:27	Oh, Sam, I'm sorry.
01:28:29	I got carried away.
01:28:32	Bastard!
01:28:34	Be right back.
01:28:40	It's too late
01:28:42	Hold on! I'm coming!
01:28:43	Whoa! Oh!
01:28:46	Keep breathing.
01:28:47	Breathe. Breathe.
01:28:48	[Bonk]
01:28:55	Oh!
01:28:57	I cannot believe
01:29:01	This is my moment.
01:29:03	Your moment.
01:29:04	This is my miracle.
01:29:07	Samuel!
01:29:11	Aah! Oh!
01:29:12	5, 6, 7...
01:29:14	[Dr. Kosevich]
01:29:16	for the final push,
01:29:18	And you push!
01:29:19	There you go!
01:29:21	And... she's out!
01:29:23	[Baby Crying]
01:29:25	Nurse.
01:29:27	The clamp.
01:29:29	There we go.
01:29:32	And she's free from you.
01:29:34	You have a girl,
01:29:38	Bad joke.
01:29:40	[Baby Crying]
01:29:43	Go see Papa.
01:29:45	[Baby Crying]
01:29:47	O.K.
01:29:49	Congratulations, Papa.
01:29:51	You have a big,
01:29:54	Can we still
01:29:57	She's not yours.
01:29:59	No, she's not.
01:30:01	I've already got
01:30:02	Four, actually,
01:30:04	Holy shit!
01:30:06	[Speaking Russian]
01:30:09	Oh...
01:30:10	Aah! Aah!
01:30:12	What's going on here,
01:30:14	I bought
01:30:16	and the sports stuff
01:30:19	Is there another one
01:30:21	Isn't she beautiful?
01:30:23	Yes, but how's she going
01:30:26	She could play.
01:30:27	No. You think so?
01:30:29	Yeah. She could do anything.
01:30:31	Yeah.
01:30:32	A pretty good arm.
01:30:34	Push!
01:30:35	1, 2, 3, 4...
01:30:38	5, 6, 7, 8...
01:30:41	9, 10.
01:30:42	Come on.
01:30:45	Aah!
01:30:47	All right!
01:30:48	I know it hurts,
01:30:52	Listen to me, O. K?
01:30:53	I don't want you
01:30:55	You have to control
01:30:57	It's burning.
01:31:00	Pant.
01:31:01	There you go.
01:31:04	Bulb syringe.
01:31:05	One more push,
01:31:08	Aah! Aah! Aah!
01:31:10	That's it...
01:31:13	There we go. Ready?
01:31:14	[Nurse]
01:31:16	Go, baby!
01:31:17	And... he's out!
01:31:20	[Baby Cries]
01:31:22	You had it!
01:31:24	Another clamp, please.
01:31:26	Another clamp.
01:31:28	Open your eyes.
01:31:30	Take a look
01:31:32	[Baby Crying]
01:31:34	You have a boy.
01:31:36	A beautiful boy.
01:31:43	[Crying]
01:31:46	Say hello to Papa.
01:31:49	Thanks.
01:31:50	You're welcome.
01:31:52	Thank you
01:31:53	He's very handsome.
01:31:55	He's got very big
01:31:57	Well, yes.
01:32:06	Hey.
01:32:08	Thanks.
01:32:09	See this?
01:32:12	I know. It's great,
01:32:16	We...
01:32:18	We're a family.
01:32:24	Thanks.
01:32:35	[Crying]
01:32:57	Hey.
01:32:58	I think she's
01:33:00	She's got your eyes.
01:33:02	Think so?
01:33:03	Yeah, and your hair,
01:33:05	and your figure,
01:33:07	Shut up.
01:33:09	I guess having another
01:33:12	You just have to keep
01:33:15	Think of all
01:33:17	Yeah.
01:33:19	Jesus, poor Gail.
01:33:22	Listen, I'm sorry
01:33:24	No. I was
01:33:26	It's my fault.
01:33:29	Mart, um...
01:33:32	I, uh...
01:33:35	I just want
01:33:37	For what?
01:33:40	Well, for today,
01:33:41	for, um...
01:33:43	Without you and Gail,
01:33:45	I just probably
01:33:47	probably wouldn't
01:33:52	You're welcome, buddy.
01:33:53	I love you, man.
01:33:55	And I love you,
01:33:58	Hey,
01:34:00	I'm sorry about
01:34:01	Oh, no, no.
01:34:02	No, really. We
01:34:04	Without you?
01:34:05	Come on.
01:34:08	Hey, Doc, have you been
01:34:11	Just a little.
01:34:12	Come on. We'll crack
01:34:15	I'll be right back,
01:34:17	but first I have
01:34:20	O.K.
01:34:22	What?
01:34:23	Shit!
01:34:29	[Baby Crying]
01:34:36	I'll go.
01:34:47	Shh-shh-shh.
01:34:49	[Crying]
01:34:52	[Baby Cooing]
01:35:03	[These Are The Days
01:35:28	#These are the days #
01:35:30	# Of the endless summer #
01:35:35	#These are the days #
01:35:37	#The time is now #
01:35:41	#There is no past #
01:35:43	#There's only future #
01:35:47	#There's only here #
01:35:49	#There's only now... #
01:35:53	Hi.
01:35:54	[Rebecca]
01:35:55	Sorry if we woke you.
01:35:58	I thought we'd have
01:36:01	Very good for tension.
01:36:06	# Oh, the raging heart #
01:36:08	#You're the son of glory #
01:36:12	#That cries freedom
01:36:18	#These are the days #
01:36:21	# By the sparkling river... #
01:36:26	Want to dance
01:36:28	She's a professional.
01:36:30	She's better
01:36:31	#This is a love #
01:36:33	# For the one magician #
01:36:37	#Turned the water #
01:36:40	# Into wine #
01:36:41	#All right... #
01:37:04	#These are the days ##
01:37:14	#Wah-oh, wah-oh-oh-oh #
01:37:18	# Have I ever told you #
01:37:22	# How good it feels #
01:37:24	#To hold you? #
01:37:27	# It isn't easy to explain #
01:37:35	#Though I really keep trying #
01:37:39	# I think I may start crying #
01:37:43	# My heart can't wait #
01:37:45	#Another day #
01:37:47	#When you kiss me #
01:37:49	# I've just got to say #
01:37:51	# Baby, I love you #
01:37:54	# Come on, baby #
01:37:55	# Baby, I love you #
01:37:58	# Oo-wee, baby #
01:38:00	# Baby, I love you #
01:38:01	# Baby,
01:38:04	#Wah-oh,
01:38:09	# I can't live
01:38:12	# I love everything
01:38:17	# I can't help it
01:38:25	# Oh, I'm so glad
01:38:29	# I want my arms
01:38:33	# I love to hear you
01:38:38	# Oh, tell me
01:38:41	# Baby, I love you #
01:38:44	# Come on, baby #
01:38:46	# Baby, I love you #
01:38:48	# Sweet baby #
01:38:50	# Baby, I love you #
01:38:52	# Come on, baby #
01:38:54	# Baby, I love you ##
01:39:15	#This is the time
01:39:21	#What you going to do
01:39:25	# Don't fool with it #
01:39:28	#This is the time
01:39:34	#You better face it #
01:39:37	# Don't waste it #
01:39:42	# Don't think
01:39:44	# Don't think
01:39:48	#There's just this moment #
01:39:51	# Better make it last #
01:39:55	# Now, you better
01:39:57	# 'Cause this is the time #
01:40:02	# Of your life #
01:40:11	# Oh, yeah #
01:40:15	# Ooh #
01:40:36	# I'm looking down
01:40:38	#The changes are coming
01:40:42	# Don't have no answers #
01:40:45	# Don't even know
01:40:48	# I'm better off
01:40:52	#Than telling you lies #
01:40:55	#Trying to ride out
01:40:58	#And a kiss good night #
01:41:01	# I'm lost if I don't
01:41:04	# In your eyes #
01:41:09	# Oh #
01:41:11	#This is the time
01:41:17	#What you going to do
01:41:20	# Don't fool with it #
01:41:24	#Yeah, this is
01:41:30	#You better face it #
01:41:34	# Don't waste it #
01:41:38	# Don't think
01:41:40	# Don't think
01:41:44	#There's just this moment #
01:41:47	# Better make it last #
01:41:51	#You better
01:41:53	# 'Cause this is the time #
01:42:01	# Of your life #
01:42:14	#This is the time,
01:42:22	#Time #
01:42:26	# Oh #
01:42:45	# Oh, ohh #
01:42:48	# Oh, yeah #
01:42:54	#This is the time
01:43:03	#What you going to do

Nine Months