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00:03:34 You sell crack?
00:03:39 No, it's cool. I'm only a cop on TV.
00:03:42 How much... right on.
00:04:03 Is this crack?
00:04:05 You know how to do it?
00:05:13 Yes. Yes, hello.
00:05:15 I'm having a medical situation.
00:05:20 Yeah, okay,
00:05:26 I do not have a belly button
00:05:32 and I'm concerned
00:05:36 Can a person live
00:05:40 'Cause if you think about it,
00:05:44 and if you don't have one
00:05:47 and it's really hazy
00:05:51 I guess I'm wondering...
00:05:56 ...am I alive?
00:06:00 Or what if I'm God?
00:06:04 I don't think I need an ambulance,
00:06:06 but I should probably
00:06:09 Yeah, I should.
00:07:04 Like you've never done worse!
00:07:07 Okay, yes, he totaled a car,
00:07:09 but it was
00:07:11 Why doesn't that
00:07:13 He was heartbroken, betrayed.
00:07:16 You say you understand,
00:07:20 You're like a big, giant Vulcan.
00:07:22 He's coming.
00:07:24 Hi. Margaret.
00:07:29 - Gary.
00:07:32 We need to go out the back.
00:07:37 - Are there reporters out front?
00:07:40 Not Hugh Grant level,
00:07:42 When he broke into that family's house
00:07:46 I handled episodes two
00:07:48 so this sort of thing
00:07:52 Okay, just so it's said,
00:07:55 I didn't mean
00:07:58 Yeah, and I didn't mean to eat my way
00:08:01 but I did, and it's healthier
00:08:04 So, this flammable house
00:08:06 belongs to one of Lola's
00:08:09 who is currently shooting
00:08:12 - An actor?
00:08:14 So, for the next six weeks,
00:08:19 I say feel free to wear his clothes.
00:08:21 He'll probably get
00:08:23 The gays.
00:08:24 He has dogs.
00:08:26 Yeah, they're away at summer camp.
00:08:28 Now, try the bed.
00:08:36 It's fine.
00:08:38 - Comfortable?
00:08:40 Look, Gary, I know this
00:08:46 I want you to feel
00:08:49 - I do.
00:08:52 Your number-one fan!
00:08:54 But if you fuck this up,
00:08:56 I will smash your ankles
00:09:00 And that wouldn't be comfortable
00:09:05 Nine dogs ran through the field.
00:09:10 The koala sits in the tree.
00:09:15 It's computer voice-recognition.
00:09:17 The parole system can call
00:09:20 If you don't pick up
00:09:22 the police come
00:09:25 What if I'm not here?
00:09:28 That's why they call it
00:09:30 You stay inside your house.
00:09:34 He can take direction,
00:09:37 I'll be coming by twice a day
00:09:39 I should be
00:09:42 no pals, no buddies,
00:09:45 I don't do heroin.
00:09:46 Yeah, crack is classy.
00:09:49 And I'm not buying you porn.
00:09:50 There's spray-per-view
00:09:52 Great, 'cause I really
00:09:54 about my career,
00:09:56 - I just wanted to jerk off.
00:10:04 Come on, all my numbers
00:10:06 Dial ten digits at random.
00:10:08 Whoever answers will be better
00:10:11 You have my cell number,
00:10:14 You're fine, right?
00:10:18 Bad idea.
00:10:22 Be good!
00:11:33 Keep it.
00:11:37 Someone was trying
00:11:40 Someone failed.
00:11:43 Once we get these samples
00:11:47 we'll know
00:13:07 Somebody there?
00:13:10 Hello!
00:13:28 Hello?
00:13:30 Yes.
00:13:36 Nine leopards
00:13:41 I bought two cakes
00:13:47 The house is haunted.
00:13:49 There's a zeitgeist
00:13:51 Poltergeist, and no.
00:13:53 Maybe they were rats.
00:13:55 They live in the palm trees.
00:13:58 Maybe.
00:14:00 Okay, you know,
00:14:03 Really?
00:14:04 No, I'm a publicist.
00:14:07 My job is what
00:14:09 not what you think of yourself,
00:14:12 I am this close to getting
00:14:13 Christine Walsh to do
00:14:15 Parade? I fucking hate Parade.
00:14:18 Everybody hates Parade,
00:14:19 but the people that watch Crim9 Lab
00:14:23 One heartfelt act of contrition,
00:14:26 won't kill off your character
00:14:29 I swear to God,
00:14:31 I'm not crazy.
00:14:34 Exactly. Exactly.
00:14:57 Sorry! I'm sorry.
00:15:00 Over here, to your left.
00:15:02 Right. Sorry, right.
00:15:05 I was practicing my putting,
00:15:08 Not really.
00:15:13 Okay, maybe I was
00:15:16 to meet my infamous neighbor.
00:15:19 You see, I'm under house arrest too.
00:15:21 What'd you do?
00:15:23 I had sex with my husband.
00:15:28 That's awful.
00:15:30 Nine months later,
00:15:33 That's her over there.
00:15:34 She's a cutie.
00:15:36 She's sleeping for another...
00:15:40 Seventeen minutes.
00:15:42 She seems really boring.
00:15:44 She is.
00:15:47 You're rich.
00:15:50 Shouldn't you have
00:15:52 I'm Canadian.
00:15:54 Can't work in the U.S.
00:15:56 Plus, I want to keep
00:16:00 by doing everything myself.
00:16:02 Very Canadian.
00:16:03 Thanks.
00:16:09 Jaden goes down again
00:16:12 Maybe I could stop by?
00:16:13 I'm pretty sure I'll be here.
00:16:16 It's a date.
00:16:18 Is it?
00:16:24 - I'm Sarah, by the way.
00:16:28 Yeah, I know.
00:18:29 "The best of all possible worlds."
00:18:33 Okay.
00:18:35 Voltaire, Candide.
00:18:39 I thought I was.
00:18:42 Sorry I bailed.
00:18:44 How boring of her.
00:18:47 Housewarming gift!
00:18:49 Demon liquor.
00:18:50 And the best part is I can drink it.
00:18:54 So did I.
00:18:56 It's hard to prove
00:18:58 to burn my ex-girlfriend's stuff
00:19:01 Yeah, fire's tricky that way.
00:19:03 Yeah. How 'bout you?
00:19:05 Any history of arson?
00:19:08 Strangely enough...
00:19:11 I knew it. I could see
00:19:13 Well, it wasn't arson, probably.
00:19:18 When I was a little girl,
00:19:21 Oh, shit.
00:19:22 I'll never forget the look
00:19:25 as he gathered me up
00:19:27 through the burning building
00:19:31 I stood there,
00:19:33 and watched the whole world
00:19:38 And when it was over,
00:19:41 "Is that all there is to a fire?"
00:19:45 Is that all there is?
00:19:49 Is that all there is?
00:19:53 Is that all there is?
00:19:57 If that's all there is, my friends
00:20:01 Then let's keep dancing
00:20:05 Let's break out the booze
00:20:08 And have a ball
00:20:13 If that's all there is
00:20:21 And then I met
00:20:25 We would take long walks
00:20:27 We'd sit for hours
00:20:30 We were so very much in love.
00:20:33 And then one day he went away,
00:20:36 and I thought I'd die, but I didn't.
00:20:39 And when I didn't, I said to myself,
00:20:43 "Is that all there is to love?"
00:20:50 Is that all there is
00:20:53 Is that all there is
00:20:57 If that's all there is, my friends
00:21:01 Then let's keep...
00:21:03 I know what you're thinking.
00:21:05 If that's the way she feels about it,
00:21:09 Oh, no.
00:21:11 I'm in no hurry
00:21:15 I know as sure as I'm
00:21:20 that when
00:21:21 and I'm breathing my last breath,
00:21:24 I'll be saying to myself...
00:21:27 Is that all there is
00:21:30 Is that all there is
00:21:34 If that's all there is, my friends
00:21:38 Then let's keep dancing
00:21:41 Let's break out the booze
00:21:50 If that's all...
00:21:54 - I need to go.
00:21:59 Sorry, sorry.
00:22:00 Where are my shoes?
00:22:01 - Wait, just...
00:22:03 Don't worry about it. Just...
00:22:05 I should go. Good-bye.
00:22:08 You coming back?
00:23:04 And if that mockingbird won't sing
00:23:07 Mama's gonna buy you
00:23:11 And if that cart and bull fall down
00:23:14 You'll still be the sweetest
00:23:19 Good night, sweetheart.
00:23:20 Good night.
00:23:25 The cat says, "Meow."
00:23:27 The pig says, "Oink."
00:23:29 The cow says, "Moo."
00:23:33 The cow says, "Moo."
00:23:36 The cow says, "Moo."
00:23:39 The dog says, "Nine.
00:23:41 Nine, nine, nine, nine."
00:23:48 Hello?
00:23:51 Yes.
00:23:55 Two trains run through the forest.
00:24:04 Nine, nine, nine, nine, nine...
00:24:55 Fuck.
00:25:02 Jesus, you scared
00:25:09 What... I don't... I'm sorry.
00:25:12 Oh, no, I'm...
00:25:15 I'm fine. I'll be fine, yeah.
00:25:20 Where are your parents?
00:25:25 No, no, no, your mom and dad.
00:25:31 I don't know what you're saying.
00:25:32 Look, hey, look,
00:25:35 so just go back
00:25:40 You shouldn't be out here.
00:25:43 It's not safe for you to be out here.
00:25:53 Oh, shit.
00:26:05 Evening, Officers.
00:26:12 Once again, house arrest means
00:26:16 Think of it like
00:26:18 Think of it like
00:26:20 If you even go more than
00:26:23 the cops come,
00:26:25 If you ever try to take it off,
00:26:28 and they throw your ass in jail.
00:26:29 If they ever detect drugs
00:26:32 Cops come.
00:26:34 No, I kick your ass.
00:26:38 Then the cops come
00:26:40 Do I still have to answer the phone?
00:26:41 I'll be doing that from now on.
00:26:44 I don't need a babysitter.
00:26:47 Despite all evidence
00:26:49 Don't worry,
00:26:51 Who do you think taught
00:27:00 Let's never hear that again!
00:27:02 ...ninety-seven,
00:27:07 One hundred feet.
00:27:11 Behold, the edge of your world.
00:27:14 In the world,
00:27:16 In the world,
00:27:20 Hey, I'm dancing!
00:27:26 Sure, absolutely.
00:27:28 So the guy's like,
00:27:30 And I say, "That's what it says
00:27:33 - Lies.
00:27:35 So he says to me,
00:27:38 - Epée!
00:27:41 - Which is true!
00:27:43 Anyway, he throws me
00:27:47 And then he just starts
00:27:51 I'm just swinging.
00:27:52 I'm just trying to stay alive,
00:27:55 and I end up accidentally
00:27:57 You cut off his ear?
00:27:58 Yeah... well, no, no,
00:28:00 But I ended up getting the job.
00:28:02 Wait, you were in
00:28:05 Yeah. No, no.
00:28:07 No, not the movie, the ride.
00:28:09 I was all, like, "Arr, keep
00:28:15 Don't. No finger.
00:28:17 Good night, fuckface.
00:28:19 Good night, you filthy whore.
00:28:27 It's incredible.
00:28:29 Whenever I see them,
00:28:33 I was born at the wrong time.
00:28:35 Exactly.
00:29:14 - Where's the warden?
00:29:16 Quite the little missus.
00:29:21 - How's Jaden?
00:29:23 We haven't had nearly the grand old time
00:29:26 You've been watching.
00:29:27 Well, I don't want
00:29:30 My affairs?
00:29:31 Everyone needs affection.
00:29:33 I don't. Are you seriously jealous?
00:29:36 The opposite.
00:29:39 - From what?
00:29:42 Look at you. You date models,
00:29:46 Yeah?
00:29:47 On a scale of one to ten,
00:29:50 We both know
00:30:02 What are the nines?
00:30:03 What?
00:30:05 "Look for the nines"?
00:30:09 It's not mine.
00:30:10 - It's your handwriting.
00:30:13 Okay.
00:30:28 Allee... allee... all come free.
00:30:32 What?
00:30:34 Nothing.
00:30:35 Seriously. What?
00:30:38 Nothing. I thought you were...
00:30:42 Forget it. Done. Sorry.
00:31:05 Hiya. Hi.
00:31:08 What?
00:31:10 I have to take this.
00:31:12 Who thought
00:31:14 to let Courtney
00:32:04 I know who you are.
00:32:09 - Really.
00:32:11 If you come near him again...
00:32:13 You'll what?
00:32:16 What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:20 Sorry, what's he calling you?
00:32:22 Margaret.
00:32:23 I like that. Margaret. Classic.
00:32:27 - Why don't you leave him alone?
00:32:29 He can't be left alone.
00:32:32 If no one's watching him,
00:32:36 And for the record...
00:32:39 I'm not the one deceiving him.
00:32:43 He'll figure it out eventually,
00:32:45 and when he does, who do you
00:33:06 Good night, rat face.
00:33:09 Good night.
00:33:55 Hey, neighbor.
00:33:58 Sorry for the psychotic episode.
00:34:01 Okay.
00:34:04 Are you okay?
00:34:05 You look a little Beautiful Mind-ish.
00:34:09 How many times should
00:34:13 Probablistically?
00:34:15 "Probablistically"?
00:34:17 You know what I mean.
00:34:20 One time out of ten.
00:34:22 How about every time?
00:34:26 But they only show up
00:34:29 Looking for them changes things.
00:34:34 Some of these are prices,
00:34:37 There's something wrong.
00:34:41 There's something wrong
00:34:47 I can get you out of here,
00:34:52 Good morning.
00:34:57 Peachy.
00:34:58 Peachy's good.
00:35:03 You want coffee?
00:35:04 Yeah.
00:35:15 What do I do?
00:35:18 Do you trust me?
00:35:38 You okay?
00:35:39 No.
00:35:42 Tell me about the nines.
00:35:44 The nines?
00:35:46 The nines.
00:35:49 It's sort of hard to start there.
00:35:50 Try, and don't tell me
00:35:55 'cause they're showing up everywhere,
00:35:59 Best guess?
00:36:00 They're your subconscious
00:36:09 I'm a nine?
00:36:10 Yes.
00:36:12 Doesn't make much sense
00:36:16 You're not gonna
00:36:19 we've known each other
00:36:24 One day when I was 12,
00:36:26 you called me out of the blue
00:36:28 and we've been talking
00:36:31 Talking.
00:36:33 On the phone, usually.
00:36:36 I never met you
00:36:40 You, Gary, never met me, no,
00:36:43 but you're not always...
00:36:47 I can understand
00:36:50 No, no.
00:36:52 I'm a lot confused.
00:37:08 Theories?
00:37:11 - This is all a dream?
00:37:16 - I'm in a coma?
00:37:21 Then I'm dead?
00:37:24 This is hell or a purgatorium
00:37:28 Okay, purgatorium
00:37:31 but no, this is as real
00:37:36 What does that mean?
00:37:38 Everything is what it is,
00:37:41 but you're not
00:37:46 God, no, Gary, please don't.
00:37:49 You can't trust her.
00:37:52 You don't know
00:37:54 Okay, so what happens
00:37:57 I don't know,
00:38:13 Shit.
00:38:30 Previously
00:38:33 Gavin Taylor is one
00:38:36 Every network would kill
00:38:39 - Good to see you!
00:38:41 My name's Gavin Taylor.
00:38:44 Knowing is a one-hour drama
00:38:46 about a woman
00:38:48 She believes that her daughter
00:38:51 Even way back into The Fugitive,
00:38:54 the full setup
00:38:57 Knowing is not
00:38:59 not the popular kind of
00:39:03 where we get all the answers.
00:39:04 ...trying to figure out how long
00:39:06 is the attention span
00:39:09 So, boil it down for me.
00:39:10 Give me one line that we
00:39:14 Basically, it's like
00:39:21 My favorite movie.
00:39:26 We sold it in the room.
00:39:29 Just tell me Roger
00:39:31 You're shooting a pilot.
00:39:32 Melissa McCarthy is my first
00:39:35 ...writing a show
00:39:39 - Really?
00:39:40 Gavin and I have been
00:39:43 It's delightful to be working
00:39:46 and it's, you know,
00:39:48 a fantastic script,
00:39:50 Gilmore Girls has been great,
00:39:52 but, you know,
00:39:54 and to have something
00:39:57 I totally trust Gavin.
00:39:59 The only way we can afford
00:40:02 - I can't believe we're shooting it...
00:40:05 This is not an argument
00:40:07 It's really hard to think about
00:40:13 Puggies.
00:40:16 Action.
00:40:40 Puggies!
00:40:45 Where's your brother?
00:40:46 It's just so weird being back.
00:40:49 It just doesn't feel like
00:41:19 At this stage,
00:41:20 you have the script that you wrote
00:41:23 but you don't know how
00:41:25 You just know how
00:41:40 Understand?
00:41:44 You want to see
00:41:46 Okay, hit play. This button.
00:41:52 There's you and there's Daddy.
00:41:56 Oh, a little movie star.
00:42:02 Oh, he'll be back soon.
00:42:08 I don't know if we need
00:42:11 I think we want to get
00:42:14 - The story's so strong.
00:42:18 Is there any way
00:42:19 about why Mary's
00:42:22 Wow... I think it's
00:42:27 It is, it's dramatic,
00:42:29 that's Roger's
00:42:31 is never let the audience
00:42:33 Oh, my God, that's just
00:42:37 No, it's just, you know,
00:42:40 Humor. You know, life is full
00:42:43 I'm just wondering if there
00:42:47 I invited Susan to see a rough cut
00:42:50 More importantly, I trust her
00:42:54 ...to give the audience a little...
00:42:59 Yeah, I mean...
00:43:00 Unfortunately, in this process,
00:43:03 it comes down to the decision of
00:43:07 I was thinking
00:43:09 to El Cholo for dinner tonight.
00:43:11 How do you feel about
00:43:14 Should we ask Daddy
00:43:19 He's not coming back.
00:43:22 Okay, stop.
00:43:24 We just need to slip a wild line
00:43:27 What's the line?
00:43:29 "How could you."
00:43:31 - How could you.
00:43:33 It sounds like kosher
00:43:35 "Hey, Schmuley!
00:43:38 I know. It's just
00:43:43 They really think
00:43:45 The dumb people might not.
00:43:48 I didn't think we were
00:43:51 Yeah.
00:43:53 He's not coming back.
00:43:56 How could you?
00:43:58 How could you?!
00:44:00 How could you.
00:44:01 How could you.
00:44:04 How could you...?
00:44:05 - One more.
00:44:07 Cut. Perfect.
00:44:08 - I feel so dirty.
00:44:13 I like that one.
00:44:17 I want to thank you all
00:44:20 The show is Knowing.
00:44:23 Here, in this audience today,
00:44:26 and after it's over,
00:44:29 and we'll all fill out
00:44:31 That being said,
00:44:48 Please take as much time
00:44:50 There's no rush
00:44:52 When you are finished, we're gonna
00:44:56 men and women...
00:45:00 One of the most important things
00:45:03 is how you feel
00:45:05 If you like the characters,
00:45:06 you're more likely
00:45:10 Let's find out about
00:45:12 Show of hands...
00:45:14 the character of Gabriel?
00:45:15 One, two, three, four, five, six.
00:45:18 How 'bout Mary?
00:45:20 One, two, three, four.
00:45:23 Noelle?
00:45:25 One, two, three, four,
00:45:28 So, it's everybody.
00:45:29 Sierra?
00:45:31 One, two, three, four.
00:45:33 That's it?
00:45:35 Is there anything confusing
00:45:38 that's not resolved for you?
00:45:40 Look at this guy.
00:45:42 His eyes are shut.
00:45:45 I hate it in movies
00:45:47 leave the car windows down
00:45:50 - So they can see the camera?
00:45:53 Want to see the camera?
00:45:54 Was this an issue
00:45:56 One.
00:45:58 Any other confusions?
00:46:00 Yeah. Was the little girl deaf
00:46:05 Is the little girl deaf or mute...
00:46:08 I'm saying what would
00:46:10 I'm not saying I don't know.
00:46:11 Come on. We're not signing to her,
00:46:15 We're just speaking to her,
00:46:18 I thought that was quite clear.
00:46:20 That guy's staring at me.
00:46:22 He can't see you.
00:46:26 God, he's staring at me.
00:46:28 I just waved,
00:46:33 He can't see you.
00:46:38 Susan, he's looking right at me.
00:46:41 You didn't raise your hand
00:46:44 - It's not real.
00:46:46 The show's not real.
00:46:49 What, are you fucking blind?!
00:46:50 You think you're
00:46:53 You are trapped here
00:46:56 Get out. Get out!
00:46:58 Oblivio accebit!
00:47:08 Oh, my God.
00:47:11 You okay?
00:47:13 Yeah, but what was that?
00:47:16 Oh, my God.
00:47:18 I don't know.
00:47:21 I mean, the show's a little bit twisted,
00:47:25 What did he say?
00:47:27 He said, "Oblivio accebit."
00:47:31 It's Latin,
00:47:35 What does that mean?
00:47:37 Other than the world
00:47:40 "Oblivio" can also mean forgetting.
00:47:43 Forgetfulness.
00:47:48 But I think that's
00:47:51 Forget it.
00:47:52 He was a terrible comedian
00:47:55 Oh, my God, Pauly Shore.
00:47:56 You're not helping me at all!
00:48:01 Designer that was killed in Miami
00:48:04 Gianni Versace!
00:48:06 One word for both of them.
00:48:08 Brangelina.
00:48:12 This is a hard one,
00:48:16 You're giving...
00:48:19 because that's... you're...
00:48:25 ...three weeks later.
00:48:34 Did you have a chance
00:48:36 From the screening?
00:48:38 Pardon me.
00:48:41 - Daddy needs a drink.
00:48:44 Hey, woman! Where's my drink?
00:48:46 I'm-a comin'!
00:48:50 People will write things
00:48:52 that they won't say
00:48:54 They get more specific.
00:48:55 Roger says, you know,
00:48:58 who score you
00:49:00 because they're never
00:49:02 - Instead, look for the nines.
00:49:06 They're the ones
00:49:09 the best thing
00:49:11 They get your vision,
00:49:14 Round two is starting
00:49:17 - You gonna look at those cards?
00:49:20 - Yeah?
00:49:41 Sometimes the numbers
00:49:43 that you didn't want to admit to yourself,
00:49:47 Well, her overall scores were okay,
00:49:49 but if you look at the people
00:49:52 the one consistent dip
00:49:55 There's some sort of subtle
00:50:00 Well, Gavin, the show is testing
00:50:03 but it's not doing well in the urban areas,
00:50:07 We've got a major problem,
00:50:09 and I really need you
00:50:12 It's Melissa, and it's just
00:50:15 If you'd read the cards,
00:50:17 I read some of the cards,
00:50:20 I don't believe you can let
00:50:24 They're not connecting to Melissa.
00:50:27 I am with you on the fact
00:50:29 your traditional lead
00:50:32 She doesn't have
00:50:34 There's so much to set it up.
00:50:35 That's one of the challenges
00:50:38 - But the network still likes the show.
00:50:41 Okay, how about above Roger?
00:50:43 Roger's calling the shots on this.
00:50:44 But we all know that Roger
00:50:47 - That is true.
00:50:49 - I'm wondering if they liked the show.
00:50:52 They're gonna watch
00:50:55 That's what I'm telling you.
00:50:56 I want to have something
00:50:59 Why are you focusing
00:51:02 She's our biggest concern.
00:51:04 She's also the biggest star
00:51:06 No, no, no.
00:51:09 Roger has a huge deal with you,
00:51:10 and he went along with casting Melissa
00:51:14 Hooray for Roger.
00:51:15 I don't understand
00:51:18 Meet with someone.
00:51:20 - Who?
00:51:24 I know you like her.
00:51:25 Oh, God.
00:51:28 The network has
00:51:30 Yes, and they put her
00:51:33 That's dead.
00:51:36 But the network,
00:51:38 so if she could just
00:51:40 Just jump over to my show?
00:51:41 There's no such thing...
00:51:45 and I brought this up
00:51:47 You guys kept pushing
00:51:49 and I kept saying Melissa,
00:51:52 You kept pushing Melissa on us,
00:51:55 You're very lucky
00:51:58 Roger is willing to re-shoot
00:52:03 Is this really
00:52:07 This is about getting
00:52:11 I need you to focus on that.
00:52:17 That's my job.
00:52:20 - Hey, hi.
00:52:21 - Hey, hi.
00:52:21 - Well, nice to...
00:52:24 Absolutely. I've been looking
00:52:27 - I have a question for you.
00:52:29 Is it "Dalia" or "Dahlia"?
00:52:31 Thank you for asking.
00:52:33 - Dalia. I knew it!
00:52:35 I contested this
00:52:36 Well, good.
00:52:38 We have the same birthday.
00:52:40 I wanted to see everything you...
00:52:43 Same year, same day,
00:52:45 - Are you kidding me?
00:52:47 - Isn't that cool?
00:52:49 - November 21 st.
00:52:51 So you're completely
00:52:54 - She works more than me!
00:52:57 because she gave up
00:53:00 She's a very strong character,
00:53:02 and I'm attracted
00:53:04 Yeah, I'm hoping
00:53:07 and obviously collaborate
00:53:11 I mean, I see why
00:53:14 She's adorable,
00:53:16 you know, I wrote
00:53:18 She's one of my best friends,
00:53:22 Could Dahlia do it?
00:53:24 Absolutely. She's terrific.
00:53:27 It could work, I just don't know
00:53:32 When I get stressed out,
00:53:34 It's my therapy.
00:53:35 Can't have them on my computer
00:53:38 I love these games
00:53:41 Iose yourself a little bit in them.
00:53:43 I love that it's a different world
00:53:46 They're better than real life,
00:53:48 because when you get stuck,
00:53:52 That's what life needs.
00:53:55 I have to let Melissa go.
00:53:59 What happens
00:54:02 If I don't let Melissa go?
00:54:08 My world ends, so...
00:54:11 I can't let that happen.
00:54:13 If we're gonna replace Melissa,
00:54:16 Roger's on a plane to London,
00:54:17 but I talked with him before he left,
00:54:20 What does that mean?
00:54:22 It means yes.
00:54:24 Yes, replace Melissa?
00:54:26 Roger wants your show
00:54:30 and I just got off the phone
00:54:34 and she loves, loves you.
00:54:35 What about Melissa?
00:54:36 - You want me to call her agents?
00:54:39 No, I'll tell her.
00:54:52 As long as he needs me
00:55:00 I know where I must be
00:55:03 I am trying to get
00:55:08 that I'm trying to squeeze
00:55:11 When you add that cry to the voice:
00:55:13 As long as...
00:55:18 I've always been kind of
00:55:21 You know, they're kind of
00:55:25 I went to private
00:55:27 so I have a lot of... nuns.
00:55:32 I'm sorry.
00:55:35 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:55:37 I have to take this. I'm so sorry.
00:55:39 Yeah, I guess we still mean it.
00:55:42 They accepted our offer.
00:55:44 All right, we will call you back.
00:55:46 Thank you. No, no, no, it's good.
00:55:48 I know I sound nervous.
00:55:52 I think we just bought a house.
00:55:53 Pretty good.
00:55:55 That's good.
00:55:56 - Right?
00:55:58 Go to take a phone call...
00:56:01 Well, I think that the show
00:56:04 could be a really big deal for her,
00:56:06 'cause she's been more
00:56:09 and now she's right in the thick.
00:56:11 So, it's exciting.
00:56:15 Then you will know
00:56:18 If someone needs you
00:56:21 You love them so
00:56:26 I won't...
00:56:30 Betray his trust
00:56:35 Though people say I must
00:56:41 I've got to stay true to...
00:56:47 As long as he needs me
00:57:07 Then he's like,
00:57:09 Suddenly stricken
00:57:12 "I'm your straight husband."
00:57:13 - You can throw color swatches at me.
00:57:16 I think my house is haunted.
00:57:20 Well, your house is really old.
00:57:22 Ever since I got back,
00:57:25 I feel like there's
00:57:27 and then last night,
00:57:30 like, a woman singing.
00:57:33 - What? Like a ghost?
00:57:36 Then I saw something.
00:57:40 I mean, I saw...
00:57:44 Was it the singing ghost?
00:57:47 It was a man.
00:57:51 What? Your house
00:57:59 Yeah, I don't, I mean, I'm like...
00:58:02 having a nervous breakdown
00:58:04 I'm literally so focused
00:58:06 that I feel like I'm living
00:58:08 I can't tell where
00:58:11 and I'm having
00:58:13 and I'm ten feet outside
00:58:15 There I am, having
00:58:18 and I'm just observing it,
00:58:21 Just, I don't feel good.
00:58:26 You're just stressed, right?
00:58:30 The network wants
00:58:33 Oh, my God.
00:58:39 And I'm letting them,
00:58:41 because I really want
00:58:46 I have all these characters
00:58:48 and they wanna live,
00:58:50 This is the only way
00:58:54 - I have five seasons mapped out.
00:58:58 Well, it sucks.
00:59:00 Either you go away
00:59:02 and I had to make a decision,
00:59:04 and that's the decision
00:59:07 And I am so sorry.
00:59:12 I understand.
00:59:14 I mean, it's not your fault, right?
00:59:18 I mean, it couldn't be your fault.
00:59:21 You are morally incapable
00:59:25 Right? Don't do that.
00:59:28 Don't get me wrong.
00:59:29 I think you do feel bad for me.
00:59:31 That's all I think you feel for me.
00:59:33 Okay, I am still the fat girl
00:59:35 you call on Friday nights
00:59:38 "Hey, let's go see a movie!"
00:59:40 "Let's go to Fubar."
00:59:42 "Then when I pick up
00:59:45 "and that's okay...
00:59:47 I mean, you can call her tomorrow
00:59:49 It doesn't really matter 'cause we're not
00:59:53 - That's just not true.
00:59:56 I prefer to not do this
00:59:58 - Is this not a good idea?
01:00:00 I'm not gonna lower my voice.
01:00:02 You can't control this one.
01:00:04 Your little puppets
01:00:06 running around saying shit
01:00:09 Well, this is reality,
01:00:12 Reality scares me?
01:00:13 I'm gonna tell you, you wouldn't
01:00:16 I gave you your first few roles
01:00:19 That's reality, Melissa.
01:00:21 Thank you for finally
01:00:24 the "I invented
01:00:26 I bought a house, Gavin!
01:00:28 I bought a house
01:00:32 Fuck you, and don't ever
01:00:49 Cut, please.
01:00:52 Please.
01:01:02 Upfronts is the week each year
01:01:04 when the networks present
01:01:08 It's a very important event for us,
01:01:10 and the weeks preceding it
01:01:12 because the schedule is a secret
01:01:15 "Upfronts"
01:01:18 because nobody's
01:01:21 It's really a show
01:01:24 to get them really jazzed up
01:01:28 "Here's our new shit. Like it?"
01:01:30 There's lots of upsides...
01:01:32 Any time you're in New York City
01:01:37 So, have you heard from Susan?
01:01:39 No, I've not heard
01:01:43 I left her four or five messages
01:01:46 telling her what
01:01:49 and that I let her go,
01:01:52 and I've not yet
01:01:55 I feel bad about
01:01:57 but it's a two-way street
01:02:00 We've been friends for years.
01:02:02 I think we'll be friends again.
01:02:06 We'll move on.
01:02:08 Ice cold water, ice cold water.
01:02:11 Only one dollar.
01:02:13 I was 12 when we got in this car.
01:02:18 I've not yet heard from Susan.
01:02:21 Got off the plane,
01:02:26 I suppose that we have a...
01:02:29 I suppose we have
01:02:32 my show and your show.
01:02:33 That's the thing
01:02:36 the worse it gets for me,
01:02:42 It certainly inspires
01:02:44 for my characters.
01:02:45 You know,
01:02:49 I kill off their husbands
01:02:52 I'm a cruel god...
01:02:55 all in the name of a good story
01:03:01 What's funny is that I'm
01:03:03 I'm disposable.
01:03:05 Kill off the hero.
01:03:10 I dare you.
01:03:16 I think I'm just tired, you know?
01:03:18 I'm just tired.
01:03:26 It's just so surreal being here.
01:03:28 It's not at all how I imagined.
01:03:36 Hey, you!
01:03:37 Hey, hi!
01:03:40 God, Gavin.
01:03:41 Get in here, get in here!
01:03:43 You're doing your show.
01:03:44 And so are you.
01:03:47 Did you just get in?
01:03:48 Just now.
01:03:49 This whole last 24 hours
01:03:54 Right. I just said that. Surreal.
01:03:57 - You're good?
01:03:59 I wanted to call you, and...
01:04:00 Oh, yeah? Call anytime.
01:04:04 I just felt really weird
01:04:08 It's just too bad.
01:04:10 What happened?
01:04:11 So I just bumped
01:04:15 star of my show.
01:04:19 She tells me that
01:04:23 so, no, she won't
01:04:25 which makes me wonder
01:04:31 No, no, I left word for Roger,
01:04:35 It's like they dropped off
01:04:38 Just call me
01:04:49 At this moment,
01:04:51 whether Knowing will end up
01:04:54 As far as Gavin's concerned,
01:04:56 You don't normally fly to New York
01:05:00 that your show's
01:05:01 - Excuse me.
01:05:04 I don't know. Right now,
01:05:08 and I get these missives
01:05:11 but you're not really sure
01:05:14 What's up?
01:05:15 They flew you out here anyway, huh?
01:05:18 - Oh, see you... you know!
01:05:21 It would've been great if you'd extended
01:05:24 Gavin, this is
01:05:26 It's like high school.
01:05:29 - I'm sorry.
01:05:32 But I'm kind of not.
01:05:34 just like you want
01:05:37 It was shitty of you to go
01:05:40 That was shitty.
01:05:44 And you fired
01:05:47 you didn't even have a backup.
01:05:49 Why would they pick up
01:05:51 - The network wanted Dahlia.
01:05:54 We tested before your show.
01:05:56 You should see the numbers.
01:06:01 - Really?
01:06:04 Susan Howard.
01:06:06 Susan Howard.
01:06:08 Ask her.
01:06:10 She would know.
01:06:21 I'm at the UTA party.
01:06:23 Did you hear
01:06:25 She literally shat herself.
01:06:26 - No, I saw it!
01:06:29 I'll break your fucking finger!
01:06:32 I'll call you back.
01:06:38 All right, let me explain
01:06:41 Roger wanted to talk
01:06:43 - Bullshit. Bullshit.
01:06:47 - The rest is what, reality?
01:06:50 You can go to hell, okay?
01:06:54 All right.
01:06:55 I've been the only one here
01:06:58 Oh, God, don't start!
01:07:00 From you? You're psychotic.
01:07:03 - You want a motive?
01:07:04 This isn't Crim9 Lab.
01:07:05 This isn't Crim9 Lab.
01:07:07 My show did. Tell me why.
01:07:11 I had to get you away from her.
01:07:14 - You had to give her up.
01:07:15 If she really mattered so much,
01:07:17 you couldn't have
01:07:19 Do you manipulate everybody
01:07:22 Are you the victim here?
01:07:24 The big creator can't stand up
01:07:26 - It was your choice.
01:07:29 I didn't have a choice.
01:07:32 That was the only thing...
01:07:34 Fuck you!
01:07:36 Your dialogue
01:07:38 Maybe Gatins
01:07:49 Is that all there is?
01:07:53 You feel like a man?
01:07:55 Because I'll tell you
01:07:58 You're not.
01:08:43 Hey, look, my...
01:08:45 My show is not gonna happen,
01:08:47 so this show's over, done, gone,
01:08:50 I'm not gonna be
01:08:53 - Are you all right?
01:08:56 Who you talkin' to?
01:09:20 Oh, God.
01:09:45 I can understand
01:09:48 No, no.
01:09:51 I'm a lot confused.
01:09:56 Theories?
01:09:58 This is all a dream?
01:10:00 No.
01:10:03 I'm in a coma?
01:10:05 No.
01:10:09 Then I'm dead?
01:10:11 This is hell
01:10:12 or a purgatorium or something?
01:10:16 Okay, purgatorium
01:10:17 is where Romans vomited,
01:10:19 but no, this is as real
01:10:22 as anything can be.
01:10:23 What does that mean?
01:10:25 Everything is what it is,
01:10:28 but you're not who you think you are.
01:10:33 Okay. Then who am I?
01:10:38 You are...
01:10:41 a multi-dimensional being
01:10:44 of vast, almost infinite power.
01:10:48 You, this body you're in,
01:10:51 it's just one of your incarnations,
01:10:54 avatars, call you what you will.
01:10:58 Are you saying I'm God?
01:11:00 Technically, no.
01:11:02 If God is a ten,
01:11:05 a theoretical ultimate,
01:11:07 you're more of a nine.
01:11:12 What are you?
01:11:14 Humans are sevens.
01:11:15 Monkeys are sixes.
01:11:18 What are the eights?
01:11:20 Koalas.
01:11:21 They're telepathic,
01:11:23 plus they control the weather.
01:11:24 But the important thing is you.
01:11:29 You created this world on a whim
01:11:31 and decided to stick around
01:11:33 to see how it turned out.
01:11:36 You can destroy the world
01:11:38 with a single thought.
01:11:39 Don't, incidentally.
01:11:42 Just file that away.
01:11:45 But... the truth is,
01:11:48 you hold all the cards.
01:11:51 When people pray,
01:11:53 they don't want this thing
01:11:55 or that thing.
01:11:57 They don't want to be forgotten.
01:12:02 So... you understand?
01:12:06 I mean, I would've told you earlier,
01:12:09 but I didn't...
01:12:10 Yeah.
01:12:12 Okay?
01:12:14 I understand.
01:12:18 But I don't believe you.
01:12:46 Noelle, don't get too far ahead.
01:12:53 No! You had ice cream at lunch.
01:12:57 Evidently, frozen yogurt
01:13:00 I'll make note.
01:13:01 That's blazing speed
01:13:08 Did you hit it?
01:13:10 Shouldn't have to.
01:13:21 Honey, I think we left
01:13:25 Battery's dead.
01:13:28 - How do we, uh?
01:13:31 There's not much else we can do.
01:13:33 Just the little battery, right?
01:13:36 I guess.
01:13:37 We can't jump it
01:13:40 You cross over somehow?
01:13:41 Who do you think
01:13:43 Come on. Hold on.
01:13:51 - Are you getting a signal?
01:13:53 You?
01:13:55 Yes. One bar.
01:14:04 Don't worry.
01:14:07 Minute you place a call,
01:14:09 Keep trying.
01:14:11 I'll keep trying, Mary,
01:14:14 What do you wanna do?
01:14:17 I don't know.
01:14:21 Maybe if you hold it up higher.
01:14:30 Okay, look, the problem is
01:14:33 It's a canyon.
01:14:34 Where we came off the main road,
01:14:39 - That's at least a mile.
01:14:43 So, what, we stay here?
01:14:48 You okay with that?
01:14:49 I don't think we have
01:14:52 - Yeah. Go.
01:14:56 Daddy's gonna get
01:14:59 Take care of Mommy, okay?
01:15:01 Be right back.
01:16:10 Excuse me.
01:16:13 Hi. Do you have a cell phone?
01:16:17 Oh, no, I don't.
01:16:19 Yeah, I'm finding that out.
01:16:21 You can usually get a signal
01:16:25 Yeah, you just follow
01:16:29 It's probably... I don't know.
01:16:31 No, it's dead.
01:16:35 Are you headed
01:16:37 If you could give me a ride
01:16:44 Look, I'm not
01:16:47 I'm not gonna rape
01:16:50 Which is, of course,
01:16:55 Look, I'm a videogame designer.
01:16:58 My wife is an editor,
01:17:01 Look, I just... they're waiting
01:17:03 Just a little help before it gets dark.
01:17:05 I'll call somebody
01:17:07 I believe you, I do, it's just
01:17:10 and the guy might not come.
01:17:11 - We can't be up here all night, so...
01:17:14 - Don't be sorry, just help me out.
01:17:17 I can't.
01:17:23 Why won't you trust me?
01:17:51 Okay, but you have to be careful.
01:17:53 Understand? You have
01:17:57 You want to see
01:17:59 Okay, hit play. This button.
01:18:05 There's you and there's Daddy.
01:18:08 A little movie star.
01:18:15 He'll be back soon.
01:18:31 Are you following me?
01:18:33 Since I was sure
01:18:35 I'm sorry, it's just...
01:18:38 - You thought I was Ted Bundy.
01:18:42 My name's Gabriel... Bundy.
01:18:45 Sierra.
01:18:48 It's weird
01:18:50 Yeah, I'll say.
01:18:52 Anyway, my car
01:18:55 It's not that far,
01:18:57 and if you want, I could
01:19:00 That'd be great.
01:19:02 - Make up some karma.
01:19:09 Just a sec.
01:19:16 Okay, confession.
01:19:18 I kind of recognized you.
01:19:21 Really.
01:19:22 I wasn't sure,
01:19:24 in my boyfriend's
01:19:27 Right? You're, like, the shit.
01:19:28 No, no.
01:19:29 You're like the Quentin Tarantino
01:19:32 videogame god.
01:19:34 - Not really, no.
01:19:36 You seriously recognized me
01:19:39 I thought you were
01:19:41 Considering?
01:19:42 Within the subset
01:19:46 I wasn't masturbating
01:19:49 I guess I'm flattered.
01:19:50 You should be.
01:19:52 Your boyfriend
01:19:55 Ex-boyfriend.
01:19:58 He used to play Evercrack
01:20:02 but your game was, like,
01:20:03 I don't know,
01:20:06 Supercrack?
01:20:07 He was spending
01:20:08 collecting Thunderleaf
01:20:10 and I was his mule, hauling it around,
01:20:14 You had an account?
01:20:15 Part of your world,
01:20:17 I'm sorry.
01:20:19 You can make it up to me.
01:20:23 Shit.
01:20:28 Come on, come on,
01:20:35 And I am so sorry.
01:20:39 I understand.
01:20:45 It couldn't be your fault.
01:20:48 You're morally incapable
01:20:52 - I don't...
01:20:54 So, you play a lot
01:20:56 A couple.
01:20:59 But you're not most people.
01:21:01 You created the world.
01:21:04 - What, like god mode?
01:21:07 It's when you have all the powers
01:21:10 It's actually boring to play, though.
01:21:12 A game isn't fun
01:21:14 And you make the rules.
01:21:17 Yeah, I do.
01:21:19 Thanks.
01:21:23 Do you think that I'm pretty?
01:21:27 What?
01:21:28 Do you think I'm hot...
01:21:30 on a purely physical level?
01:21:35 Sure.
01:21:37 That's a rave.
01:21:38 Well, I don't know
01:21:41 My ex-boyfriend the orc,
01:21:44 "The thing that I like about you
01:21:45 is you're not so hot
01:21:49 So where's the orc now?
01:21:51 He's dead.
01:21:53 I spiked his water bottle
01:21:57 He hallucinated,
01:22:03 Remind me not
01:22:06 Sierra!
01:22:08 Sorry.
01:22:12 What makes you think
01:22:20 How you doin', kiddo?
01:22:23 I was thinking we could all go
01:22:28 How do you feel about
01:22:30 Should we ask Daddy
01:22:35 He's not coming back.
01:22:38 How could you?
01:22:40 How could you?!
01:22:42 How could you.
01:22:44 How could you.
01:22:46 How could you...?
01:22:48 - How could you?
01:22:50 I feel so dirty.
01:22:52 That's how I like it.
01:23:12 Wait.
01:23:15 Something's wrong.
01:23:17 I feel...
01:23:39 Wait.
01:23:41 I have a wife and a daughter.
01:23:44 - Where are they?
01:23:46 Which direction?
01:23:54 Face it, G, you don't know
01:23:56 You don't know where you are.
01:23:57 We've been walking
01:23:59 - Where is your car?
01:24:02 It was all a pretense,
01:24:09 You getting dizzy?
01:24:12 It's just the GHB in the water.
01:24:16 What's happening?
01:24:17 I'm sorry that it had
01:24:19 I promise it's gonna
01:24:23 You're trying to kill me?
01:24:24 No, this is not a murder.
01:24:28 Do you feel like a man?
01:24:31 I had to get you away from her.
01:24:34 - You had to give her up.
01:24:35 - Allee... allee... all come free!
01:24:38 I can get you out of here,
01:24:40 but you have to trust me.
01:24:42 Do you feel like a man?
01:24:44 'Cause I'll tell you
01:24:47 You're not.
01:25:05 Why are you doing this?
01:25:08 You did this to yourself.
01:25:10 And admitting that
01:25:15 You're a crackhead, G.
01:25:20 Thing is, this planet
01:25:24 they're your drug of choice.
01:25:28 It wasn't that hard
01:25:31 At first you just checked in
01:25:34 ...see how the Neanderthals
01:25:37 move a couple
01:25:40 But then you got
01:25:42 You started playing a couple
01:25:46 Slaves, kings, messiahs.
01:25:49 Pretty soon you were playing 24/7.
01:25:51 How long have I been...
01:25:53 You've been gone
01:25:56 not that time means
01:26:00 You came looking for me?
01:26:01 That's what a girl does.
01:26:04 Why now?
01:26:06 Because you forgot
01:26:09 You forgot this wasn't real.
01:26:11 We couldn't just storm in
01:26:14 It was your universe.
01:26:17 We had to show you how limited
01:26:21 Don't get me wrong,
01:26:26 It's cozy...
01:26:28 ...but do you remember
01:26:39 Do you remember
01:26:43 It was warm.
01:26:47 And white, like a...
01:26:50 You can't describe it
01:26:53 You can't think it
01:26:55 We need you to come back.
01:26:59 With us.
01:27:02 Come back with me.
01:27:12 You can destroy the world
01:27:12 You can destroy the world
01:27:16 Don't, incidentally.
01:27:20 The truth is you hold all the cards.
01:27:24 When people pray, they
01:27:29 They just... they don't
01:27:32 You understand?
01:27:34 Noelle?
01:27:35 I would have
01:27:37 Noelle?!
01:27:47 Maybe if I just cut back;
01:27:51 We both know
01:27:53 Next week you'll be back here
01:27:56 You have to quit, cold turkey.
01:27:59 I can't.
01:28:00 You can,
01:28:03 You have to want it.
01:28:21 Noelle!
01:28:25 Come on!
01:28:30 Answer me!
01:28:35 She's here.
01:28:37 I didn't forget
01:28:42 Everything okay?
01:28:45 Yeah, everything's fine.
01:28:49 Let's go home.
01:29:57 Good night, Jellybean.
01:31:04 You need to go, don't you?
01:31:07 No.
01:31:10 I can stay.
01:31:11 How long, forever?
01:31:13 Every day you'd be here,
01:31:19 What happens if you go?
01:31:21 Worst case scenario?
01:31:28 Disintegration of everything
01:31:32 The end of everything.
01:31:34 That's all?
01:31:36 Probably wouldn't happen.
01:31:39 I guess I'm more worried
01:31:42 You guys kill each other a lot.
01:31:45 In fairness, it's usually in your name.
01:31:47 Plus, we've gotten
01:31:51 I like this world.
01:31:55 I like my life here
01:31:58 It's not real.
01:32:01 I'm not really your wife.
01:32:03 You're not really my husband.
01:32:06 On some level, it's all pretend.
01:32:12 How many versions were there?
01:32:15 Ninety.
01:32:21 I've destroyed billions of people
01:32:26 and you'd like to think
01:32:28 Stop.
01:32:32 You don't have to explain
01:32:37 Everything that is
01:32:45 And if that's all there is,
01:32:58 So.
01:32:59 So.
01:33:02 Guess you don't really
01:33:07 I'm good.
01:33:09 You're great.
01:33:11 - It has been a pleasure.
01:33:18 I love you.
01:33:20 I love you, too,
01:33:32 You're my favorite.
01:34:32 ...should we measure it first?
01:34:34 Got flour, we have flour.
01:34:36 All right, so I need oil.
01:34:38 We need nutmeg.
01:34:39 Honey, do we have nutmeg?
01:34:44 We should.
01:34:46 Good. Good, good, good.
01:34:48 - Nutmeg.
01:34:50 If I had a horse,
01:34:53 - And if I had another horse...
01:34:56 No, Flash.
01:34:57 What? Why Flash?
01:34:59 I mean, I would name her Flash
01:35:01 because she'd be
01:35:03 I mean in the whole world.
01:35:05 - In the whole world?
01:35:07 The ever whole world?
01:35:10 That's pretty fast.
01:35:11 Yes, and I would be a princess.
01:35:14 Sweetie?
01:35:19 This might sound really strange,
01:35:27 Mommy.
01:35:29 Right. Exactly.
01:35:32 He's not coming back.
01:35:36 But it's gonna be okay.
01:35:38 He put all the pieces together.
01:35:41 - It's like...
01:35:46 Honey, is it supposed
01:35:50 - Better help him.
01:35:53 - Do you see what I'm talking about?
01:35:56 ...consistency.
01:35:59 We can safely say
01:36:00 Will you get some milk?
01:36:02 - Get milk?
01:36:06 Ready?
01:36:08 Oh, my. Oh, no!
01:36:10 Oh, don't mess it up.
01:36:14 Thank you.
01:36:15 Shouldn't we
01:36:17 - Isn't there a machine we can...
01:36:20 You're our machine?
01:36:22 - All right.
01:36:24 Okay, hold on. Let's...