13 Going On 30

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00:01:08 Move it, dorkus.
00:01:13 Okay, I think you're next.
00:01:17 Come right around this way.
00:01:20 Put your books down
00:01:22 Now, look right up at the camera,
00:01:26 Let me focus right over here.
00:01:29 That's good.
00:01:31 Swing around this way
00:01:33 -It's Jenna.
00:01:36 It's Jenna!
00:01:50 Oh, God.
00:01:53 Oh, no.
00:02:02 I've had enough already.
00:02:14 Hey, Jenna.
00:02:16 Matt, please. No more pictures.
00:02:18 Come on. It's your 1 3th birthday.
00:02:32 -Hi, Tom-Tom.
00:02:35 Hi, Beaver.
00:02:39 -So how'd yours come out, Rink?
00:02:41 Yeah, mine aren't so hot either.
00:02:43 -Tom-Tom, yours are great!
00:02:48 God, you're so photogenic.
00:02:50 I'll meet you out front.
00:02:52 Do whatever you want. It's not
00:02:58 -Freakazoid.
00:03:02 Jenna, could I talk to you
00:03:06 I told Chris Grandy me and the
00:03:10 -And he said he wanted to come with.
00:03:13 Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it,
00:03:17 -Didn't we, girls?
00:03:18 -So, so much.
00:03:21 Miss Measly's up our butts
00:03:24 ...and Chris is gonna help us out...
00:03:26 ...so I guess he can't come either.
00:03:31 -I could write your report for you.
00:03:43 You know, I can't believe
00:03:47 They're my friends.
00:03:49 Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
00:03:51 Well, almost. And someday
00:03:54 There's six of them. That's the point.
00:03:58 It's just mathematically impossible.
00:04:00 You're cooler than they are.
00:04:03 I don't wanna be original, Matty,
00:04:07 -Want some Razzles?
00:04:11 Exactly.
00:04:17 -Arrivederci.
00:05:01 -Hey, sweetie.
00:05:02 Tell us about your new
00:05:05 What did you do?
00:05:07 -Go away!
00:05:11 Wayne. Self-image.
00:05:15 -Jenna, it's going to be all right.
00:05:18 -This is not okay. This is fatal.
00:05:23 I hate my life.
00:05:24 You don't look like girls
00:05:27 ...but you're beautiful
00:05:30 I don't wanna be beautiful
00:05:32 I wanna look like these people.
00:05:35 Oh, those aren't people, honey.
00:05:39 "Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the
00:05:44 I wanna be 30.
00:05:46 Well, you will be, honey.
00:05:48 But right now you're my
00:06:23 -Happy birthday!
00:06:25 This is just part one of your present.
00:06:29 What is it?
00:06:32 You know how you always
00:06:36 Well, I decided to make you
00:06:45 -You made all this? Oh, Matty.
00:06:51 See, that's you in your bubble bath,
00:06:55 And there's your bedroom,
00:06:59 ...and every record ever made.
00:07:01 The good ones.
00:07:03 And there's that bum Rick Springfield
00:07:10 And there I am, to make sure the
00:07:15 Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust.
00:07:19 It says, "This wishing dust knows
00:07:24 It'll make all your dreams
00:07:48 They're here.
00:07:50 What do we do?
00:07:54 Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just
00:07:57 So there's room to dance.
00:08:02 Put some music on.
00:08:07 Dad, you promised you were
00:08:14 Hi, guys. The party's downstairs.
00:08:26 Fabuloso.
00:09:13 -What is this?
00:09:26 Sorry, Beave-head. Majority rules.
00:09:30 Narrow, man.
00:09:34 -Freak.
00:09:42 I'm gonna go next door
00:09:44 Do whatever you want, Matt.
00:09:49 See you, loser.
00:09:56 Hey, I have an idea, girls.
00:09:59 Let's play
00:10:02 You can go first,
00:10:04 How does that one go, again?
00:10:06 Well, you go in the closet, and some
00:10:10 ...and do whatever he wants
00:10:16 And guess who wants to go first.
00:10:18 -Who?
00:10:20 -No way.
00:10:30 Before I forget,
00:10:33 -On the table.
00:10:35 Remember, no peeking.
00:10:39 And just so you know,
00:10:55 Let's go. I think I can get
00:11:06 -I got the cheez doodles.
00:11:09 Thank you. Leave it, George.
00:11:15 -What's going on?
00:11:40 I thought you weren't gonna come.
00:11:51 Where are you?
00:11:59 Oh, Chris.
00:12:01 -It's not Chris, it's Matt.
00:12:05 -Where's Chris?
00:12:12 -What'd you do?
00:12:13 -Yes, you did!
00:12:16 -Get out!
00:12:19 -Get out! No!
00:12:21 I hate you! I hate me!
00:12:24 -Jenna, what are you talking about?
00:12:27 Just let me play you this song, okay?
00:12:31 I wanna be 30.
00:12:31 I wanna be 30.
00:12:37 Thirty and flirty and thriving.
00:12:40 Thirty and flirty and thriving.
00:12:45 Thirty and flirty and thriving.
00:12:50 Thirty and flirty and thriving.
00:13:47 Mom?
00:13:57 Mom?
00:14:02 Dad?
00:14:50 What is happening?
00:14:53 Oh, what is happening?
00:15:12 "Jenna Rink."
00:15:16 "Jenna Rink.
00:15:21 I live here.
00:15:28 -Hi. Sorry we missed your call.
00:15:30 Well, not that sorry,
00:15:33 So we'll be back on the 18th,
00:15:38 You went on a cruise without me?
00:15:43 Oh, this is a dream.
00:16:08 -Hey, sweet bottom!
00:16:20 I know you're there! And my parents
00:16:26 Hey, where's the conditioner?
00:16:28 -You're naked!
00:16:34 You could join me if you want.
00:16:39 Sweet bottom!
00:16:47 Can you hear that music?
00:16:49 Jenna? Can you hurry up
00:16:52 He made a commitment.
00:16:54 I don't care if you have to
00:16:57 ...I want him in New York
00:17:00 He needs to be at the party.
00:17:02 -Get in the car.
00:17:05 Get in the car.
00:17:07 -I don't know you.
00:17:10 -Not with strangers!
00:17:12 Sweet bottom! Don't make me
00:17:16 Lucy Wyman. He has my number.
00:17:20 -Jenna!
00:17:21 Look, he made a commitment. He has
00:17:26 Just go away!
00:17:31 Honey, I know I'm your best friend,
00:17:35 -Unless it's retro.
00:17:39 -You're pregnant.
00:17:42 Thank God. You scared me.
00:17:45 See, that's the thing. Something
00:17:49 I slept in an apartment
00:17:51 ...and there was a naked man
00:17:55 Oh, God. Not his thingy.
00:17:57 Driver, could you please pull over,
00:18:00 -Stop!
00:18:03 I don't think you're listening.
00:18:07 Wait, listen to me. I'm 1 3.
00:18:10 If you're gonna start lying about
00:18:13 Wait! I know it sounds strange,
00:18:17 Do you hear it? Did you hear that?
00:18:19 Would you stop being ridiculous?
00:18:25 -Who's Richard?
00:18:28 Richard, your boss.
00:18:30 Brown, curly hair. British. Richard.
00:18:34 -Hello?
00:18:35 You. You. Put on your pants
00:18:40 -Look, baby--
00:18:42 Who is that?
00:18:44 I don't know his name.
00:18:47 Okay, Jenna. Jenna.
00:18:51 We have a meeting in 1 0 minutes.
00:18:55 I am Jenna Rink,
00:18:59 -I am?
00:19:01 I am Jenna Rink,
00:19:05 I'm a tough bitch.
00:19:10 -Say it.
00:19:14 I'm gonna walk into that office,
00:19:18 But that's not the point.
00:19:21 I'm gonna walk into that office
00:19:24 Because the future of Poise
00:19:30 Poise?
00:19:33 Oh, jeez.
00:19:40 Poise magazine. Thank you.
00:19:42 Good morning, Miss Rink,
00:19:44 -Good morning. What's her name?
00:19:47 Jenna. Please don't yell at me,
00:19:50 They need a decision right now.
00:19:52 -Just pick one.
00:19:55 Love. Knew it. Genius.
00:19:56 Eminem's on the phone.
00:20:00 Plain.
00:20:03 Peanut. Plain.
00:20:05 There's the dynamic duo! I trust my
00:20:10 ...because they were out
00:20:13 -You got it, Richard.
00:20:16 That's right, baby.
00:20:18 Wayne Rink.
00:20:20 Morning.
00:20:25 Two words: summer, Saint Barts.
00:20:28 Oh, you're not gonna go
00:20:31 -Are you insinuating I'm gay?
00:20:42 Is there anything else you
00:20:48 You mean like a favor?
00:20:52 Sure. Like a favor.
00:20:53 -I need to find this guy in New Jersey.
00:20:56 I have his number.
00:21:02 -Arlene, will you leave us, please?
00:21:14 Jenna's a little hung-over today.
00:21:18 Rough.
00:21:20 Okay, children.
00:21:36 I wonder which one
00:21:40 The 1 0th or the 1 1th secret?
00:21:53 Seven months in a row now
00:21:56 I mean, it's like they've got
00:22:01 Richard, we're installing passwords.
00:22:04 We're building firewalls
00:22:06 -Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday.
00:22:11 I guarantee she has friends
00:22:13 -She was a secretary.
00:22:18 Our party tonight is now huge.
00:22:22 We need to make
00:22:24 ...that Poise is still hot
00:22:26 Now, we need a newsstand
00:22:30 I also strongly suggest we take apart
00:22:34 ...think about new heads, decks
00:22:39 Can I go to the bathroom?
00:23:10 It's the naked guy.
00:23:21 "Jenna, girl, margaritas anytime.
00:23:27 I'm friends with Madonna?
00:23:38 Here are your messages.
00:23:39 And your mother called
00:23:42 My mom called?
00:23:44 Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink.
00:23:47 I thought you said never
00:23:50 -I did? I said that?
00:23:53 No, no, I won't. It's not your fault.
00:23:57 Next time my mom calls,
00:23:59 Yes, ma'am.
00:24:01 Oh, I have that information
00:24:05 Matt!
00:24:07 The phone number
00:24:10 I told them that I worked for Visa
00:24:13 You lied to the Flamhaffs!
00:24:16 He's in the Village.
00:24:21 -Which village?
00:24:24 Oh, right. Cool.
00:24:29 Wait! Should I cancel
00:24:36 Sorry.
00:24:39 Excuse me?
00:24:42 Sir?
00:24:46 Hello?
00:25:14 Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah.
00:25:17 Hi, this is Jenna
00:25:19 I don't know if you're him,
00:25:22 ...and if your favorite shirt is a gray
00:25:26 Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what?
00:25:30 If you're here from Ming Gardens,
00:25:43 You're not Chinese.
00:25:46 -Matt?
00:25:50 You're tall. You're different.
00:25:55 -Yeah.
00:25:58 That's weird, because
00:26:00 No, it wasn't yesterday,
00:26:03 -Jenna.
00:26:05 -Jenna Rink.
00:26:16 -Hey.
00:26:19 Come on in.
00:26:26 You still take pictures?
00:26:28 Yeah. You know, it pays the bills.
00:26:32 Hey, Jenna, what are--?
00:26:34 Matty, I told you. Something
00:26:38 Yesterday was my 1 3th birthday
00:26:41 And then today I woke up
00:26:44 And you-- I mean, you're that.
00:26:47 Are you high? You been smoking pot?
00:26:52 -Are you doing drugs?
00:26:57 ...I was sitting in my closet
00:27:01 I mean, it's like a weird dream.
00:27:05 You need to help me
00:27:07 -Me? I can't do that.
00:27:10 I don't know anything
00:27:13 I haven't seen you since high school.
00:27:16 -What?
00:27:21 -Matty, you're my best friend.
00:27:27 Okay. It's cool.
00:27:30 -It's cool.
00:27:32 It's-- Maybe I should open
00:27:36 I need fresh air and a glass
00:27:40 Have a seat. I'll get you some--
00:27:43 -You want ice in that?
00:27:46 A fluffy pillow, coming right up.
00:27:52 You all right?
00:27:56 Jenna, I think you should go back to
00:28:03 We went separate ways. We went
00:28:06 Well, what about Christmas?
00:28:11 I think I saw you through a frosted
00:28:14 -Six years ago?
00:28:17 Wasn't I home last Christmas?
00:28:19 I don't know. Doesn't your crowd
00:28:22 I don't know.
00:28:25 Is this you?
00:28:27 Yeah. This is where I live now.
00:28:37 Okay, so nice seeing you.
00:28:43 Good luck.
00:28:46 -Okay?
00:28:49 -Bye.
00:28:56 Matt.
00:28:59 Who is Saint Bart?
00:29:07 The most depressing years of my life.
00:29:12 Matt, was I a Six Chick?
00:29:14 Yeah, you were pretty
00:29:20 There's Tom-Tom. I wonder
00:29:23 Last I heard, you were still good
00:29:27 Lucy. Oh, my God, yes.
00:29:30 She's Lucy Wyman now.
00:29:34 Yeah, she's pretty big into the
00:29:38 -I was the prom queen.
00:29:41 -And I went with Chris Grandy.
00:29:45 Oh, this is incredible. I can't believe it.
00:29:50 Yeah, Jenna, you got it all.
00:29:56 It's your phone.
00:30:05 -Hello?
00:30:08 ...your limousine pickup
00:30:10 My-- Yes, my limousine for 8:30.
00:30:14 I will be prepared to take
00:30:17 Oh, can you tell me where
00:30:19 -The Palace, 27 Wall Street.
00:30:23 I'm going to a party in a limo!
00:30:28 Great. Looks like you're back to your
00:30:32 -You don't wanna go to the party?
00:30:36 Shoot, I forgot you have a job.
00:30:38 -It's kind of cool we both have jobs.
00:30:42 Well, if you decide you want to come,
00:30:46 Okay, great. Thanks, Jenna.
00:30:50 Matt.
00:30:53 -Yeah.
00:30:57 What if what I wished for
00:31:01 Then you got everything you ever
00:31:07 All right, Jenna.
00:31:14 -Matty.
00:31:17 -Arrivederci.
00:31:20 -Matt.
00:31:24 Au revoir.
00:33:00 -I'm Jenna, by the way.
00:33:04 How old are you, anyway?
00:33:06 -Thirteen.
00:33:09 Used to be.
00:33:14 Why are you talking to me?
00:33:16 -Why not? We are neighbors, right?
00:33:23 -I like your shoes.
00:33:27 I like your dress.
00:33:28 It's because I've got these
00:33:34 -I like your bag.
00:33:36 You should come by sometime.
00:33:39 -Really?
00:33:42 Hey, Becky?
00:33:44 -Can I ask you something?
00:33:48 Can you tell I'm wearing underwear?
00:33:51 I think that's kind of the point.
00:34:19 Try it. It's soft-shell crab.
00:34:35 Thanks.
00:34:50 Hi, Tom-Tom.
00:34:51 Oh, God, no one's called me that
00:34:54 -You had a nose job?
00:34:57 Anything to drink, ladies?
00:35:00 -An apple martini.
00:35:04 Oh, wait. Make it
00:35:08 Do you wanna see my lD?
00:35:11 There you two are.
00:35:12 Lucy, very nice.
00:35:15 Sort of a dangerous mermaid look.
00:35:18 And you.... Barbie meets Britney.
00:35:21 You look just
00:35:23 I know. I mean, thank you.
00:35:25 Everybody Wang Chung tonight,
00:35:31 Here you go.
00:35:37 Thank you.
00:35:40 -I'm sorry, it's late.
00:35:43 It's only 1 1 :00. Stay a while.
00:35:53 It's 1 1 :00 on a school night
00:35:56 It's 1 1 :00 and people are leaving.
00:36:00 It is?
00:36:01 Speaking of disasters,
00:36:04 -Who?
00:36:07 Twelve o'clock and headed our way.
00:36:11 Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling
00:36:15 My God, are things so bad you had
00:36:19 Put some crab
00:36:22 You might want to keep some
00:36:26 Or you could change the name
00:36:29 ...Iike Poison or Pitiful.
00:36:33 You know what?
00:36:35 You are rude and mean and sloppy
00:36:41 Well, fortunately,
00:36:43 -I care about winning.
00:36:48 Ladies.
00:36:57 Do I smell?
00:36:59 Do I have bad breath?
00:37:01 -Am I malodorous in any way?
00:37:06 People seem to be running for the exit
00:37:10 I don't smell anything.
00:37:11 I think he means
00:37:14 A dud. A flop. A zero
00:37:19 Maybe if somebody
00:37:22 -Something with a melody.
00:37:24 All I know is if those people don't
00:37:30 Here's to early retirement.
00:38:49 Matty! Matty, come here.
00:38:52 -Hey.
00:38:56 "Thriller." Matty.
00:38:58 Me? No, no, no, no.
00:39:02 -"Thriller." Come on.
00:39:05 Come on, man! Go!
00:39:07 Jenna, no way.
00:39:09 Come on, let's go.
00:39:11 I don't remember those moves.
00:39:13 I haven't done this in 1 5 years.
00:39:23 Tear it up, dude!
00:39:32 -Come on, Matty.
00:39:38 Okay, here we go.
00:39:57 Go, Arlene!
00:40:04 Come on, let's go!
00:40:31 Go, Richard!
00:40:52 -Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go.
00:40:55 -I'm sorry.
00:40:58 Matt.
00:41:01 Groove on, baby!
00:41:09 I adore you!
00:41:35 -Miss, wait! Miss, wait!
00:42:20 -Thank you.
00:42:22 -I've decided it's gonna be awesome.
00:42:25 You're thin, you're hot, you can
00:42:29 Not to mention, biatch, the hottest
00:42:33 Second hottest.
00:42:35 -Tied for first?
00:42:38 And speaking of hot....
00:42:41 Mr. Hotty behind you is totally
00:42:54 He is not. He's totally cute.
00:42:58 -Should I go talk to him?
00:43:05 Good.
00:43:17 Hi.
00:43:20 Could I borrow your ketchup?
00:43:23 Sure.
00:43:27 I actually came over here...
00:43:30 ...because I think you're really cute.
00:43:34 -So do you wanna go out sometime?
00:43:38 Time to go. What, do you wanna
00:43:42 The man? Oh, gross.
00:43:44 No more daiquiris for you tonight.
00:43:48 You can never find a taxi
00:43:51 Oh, my God. It's the naked man.
00:43:54 -Hey, beautiful.
00:43:56 -Well, he should. He's your boyfriend.
00:44:02 Why is that lady asking
00:44:05 Thank you so much.
00:44:07 He may not be
00:44:09 ...but he's the Ranger
00:44:13 Jenna?
00:44:15 -Oh, my God. Matt. Hi!
00:44:18 How are you?
00:44:21 I'm sorry about the other night.
00:44:24 -Beaver, is that you?
00:44:27 You lost all your baby fat.
00:44:30 -How does the Beave stay warm?
00:44:34 I almost didn't recognize you.
00:44:36 I can't believe you're here.
00:44:39 I'm-- I'm actually-- I'm doing
00:44:43 Jenna, this is Wendy, my fiancee.
00:44:48 -I'm Jenna.
00:44:50 ...his blast from the past.
00:44:54 Matty's the sweet one. I don't know
00:44:57 -I'm sure you'll be fine.
00:45:00 I see you guys have spent
00:45:03 -Wendy's an anchorwoman.
00:45:06 I do the weather for WWEN
00:45:09 Matt and I were just talking about him
00:45:14 -You're moving to Chicago?
00:45:17 We haven't really--
00:45:20 Jenna, sorry. Sorry I'm late.
00:45:23 Well, hi.
00:45:25 -Hey. Who are you folks?
00:45:27 I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt
00:45:31 -Fiancee.
00:45:38 You're Alex Carlson. Nice to meet you.
00:45:42 -I'm a big fan.
00:45:43 You want me to sign your shirt or
00:45:49 I'm just joshing you. Sorry.
00:45:50 I crack a lot of jokes after we win, on
00:45:57 Okay, well, we should
00:46:01 -Nice to meet you.
00:46:03 Nice to see you folks. Bye.
00:46:10 You mind if I steal her
00:46:13 Nope. I actually had my eye
00:46:16 ...so I'll see you guys later.
00:46:20 Excuse me one second. Lucy?
00:46:24 Should I go to his place alone?
00:46:27 Yeah. Why not?
00:46:31 Play. You mean
00:46:34 Yeah, games. All kinds of games.
00:46:53 I couldn't wait to see you tonight.
00:46:57 You wanna play a game?
00:46:59 -Do you have Battleship?
00:47:02 I'll show you my destroyer.
00:47:05 -I call the red board.
00:47:18 What?
00:47:24 Okay. I know. I forgot.
00:47:30 I owe you one raunchy striptease.
00:47:42 Oh, God.
00:47:45 Oh, gross.
00:47:53 Who's got the moves
00:47:59 Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see
00:48:04 Put it away!
00:48:06 God.
00:48:13 We can play Monopoly!
00:48:18 He didn't have Battleship.
00:48:21 Boys are so stupid.
00:48:23 Becky, it's even worse than you think.
00:48:26 How come the ones
00:48:28 Well, you have to fight for what
00:48:33 Love is a battlefield.
00:48:35 That's deep. Really deep.
00:48:40 -Good luck with fractions.
00:48:45 To the office, Tom.
00:48:49 "Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm."
00:48:52 "Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm."
00:48:54 -I didn't know there were 57.
00:48:58 No.
00:49:00 "He loves you, but...."
00:49:03 -"He loves your butt."
00:49:05 -"He lies, he cheats...
00:49:08 ...what are you doing wrong?"
00:49:15 There's no easy way of saying this,
00:49:22 The circs are in.
00:49:25 We're below 600,000 total circulation.
00:49:31 I've come off the phone with corporate
00:49:37 Redesign?
00:49:39 Redesign Poise?
00:49:41 Wait. Sparkle copies everything
00:49:44 ...and we have to redesign?
00:49:47 Well, either we redesign and bring up
00:49:53 Richard, redesign is a death sentence.
00:49:55 No, it's not. It's a chance
00:50:00 Let Sparkle have all our
00:50:05 We'll open up the F.O.B.,
00:50:07 It's time for us to prove
00:50:11 Well, I shall be leaving it
00:50:16 ...to come up with something
00:50:20 We have two weeks,
00:50:26 -I have your urgent messages.
00:50:29 Well, okay.
00:50:31 Emily Pratt called
00:50:34 "l can't believe you scooped my story
00:50:38 That was a new level
00:50:41 I hope you die in one
00:50:43 Oh, my God, that was so mean.
00:50:46 Miss Lewis called. She said,
00:50:51 ...you pretentious, conniving snake."
00:50:55 -Maybe I should read them myself.
00:50:57 Oh, great.
00:51:04 -Miss Rink's line.
00:51:07 Please don't take that tone.
00:51:10 Tell her to call Todd.
00:51:12 "Sweet bottom, you seem uptight.
00:51:26 -Yes.
00:51:29 Oh, gag me. Can you
00:51:33 Okay, but he wants to know
00:51:37 How about in 1 0 zillion years?
00:51:40 -Okay, I'll ask.
00:51:48 -Yeah?
00:51:50 -Pete Hansen is here to see you.
00:51:53 Tracy from the
00:51:56 Oh, okay. Sure.
00:52:09 I was just dropping off Tracy's lunch,
00:52:16 You brought Tracy her lunch?
00:52:23 What are you doing?
00:52:25 What's wrong, pooky?
00:52:27 "Pooky"?
00:52:29 Pukey. You're married,
00:52:33 Well, that didn't stop us from rattling
00:52:37 So come on.
00:52:50 Listen, hire the best photographer,
00:52:54 -No. Roger that.
00:52:56 God, what is up with her lately,
00:53:00 I have no idea. I'm getting
00:53:04 ...with this crazy new act
00:53:06 You know how she stole
00:53:10 I say we go ahead
00:53:12 ...and let her fall on her ass.
00:53:14 Oh, God, yeah.
00:53:47 Okay, you're not Cajun.
00:53:52 -Wanna go for a walk?
00:54:03 I still can't believe
00:54:05 In two weeks.
00:54:10 Is she your soul mate, Wendy?
00:54:14 My soul mate? I don't know if I believe
00:54:20 But you get goose bumps
00:54:24 ...and butterflies?
00:54:26 No, I haven't gotten crazy like that
00:54:32 Matty.
00:54:37 What--? What happened to us?
00:54:39 I mean, how come
00:54:44 I don't know. I forget.
00:54:46 No, what happened?
00:54:50 I don't know. I can pretty much
00:54:54 ...when you were playing that game.
00:54:57 Seven Minutes in Heaven.
00:54:59 And that is the last thing I remember.
00:55:02 We don't have to get into this.
00:55:05 -lt really doesn't matter anymore.
00:55:08 Just tell me.
00:55:13 You came out of the closet...
00:55:15 ...and I started to sing
00:55:19 And then you picked up
00:55:22 ...with impressive force, I might add...
00:55:24 ...the dream house that I spent
00:55:28 And then you just stopped
00:55:31 ...and you never spoke to me
00:55:38 I'm so sorry.
00:55:41 Forget it, Jenna. It was a long
00:55:44 Matt, stop being so nice to me.
00:55:50 Do you know what
00:55:52 Do you know who I am right now? I....
00:55:57 I don't have any real friends. I....
00:56:00 I did something bad
00:56:03 I don't talk to my mom and dad.
00:56:07 I'm not a nice person.
00:56:11 ...I'm not 1 3 anymore.
00:56:18 Jenna.
00:56:36 Behind you.
00:58:12 Oh, it's good to be home.
00:58:24 -Daddy.
00:58:26 What in the world?
00:58:29 -Sweetheart.
00:58:32 Are you all right?
00:59:38 Mom.
00:59:41 Do you ever wish you could go back...
00:59:44 ...Iike to another time?
00:59:46 I wouldn't mind giving back
00:59:50 Okay.
00:59:53 If you were given one do-over,
01:00:04 Nothing.
01:00:06 -Really?
01:00:09 But did you ever make
01:00:12 Or a huge one that could
01:00:16 Well, Jenna, I know
01:00:19 ...but I don't regret
01:00:22 How come?
01:00:24 Because if I hadn't have
01:00:26 ...I wouldn't have learned
01:00:38 I'm sorry I missed last Christmas.
01:01:21 Carrie, I'm heading out, okay?
01:01:27 I'm so exhausted.
01:01:29 -Jenna's working late.
01:01:41 -Hey.
01:01:44 I was gonna stop by your office.
01:01:47 -I didn't get any messages.
01:01:52 But I did try to reach you.
01:01:54 I actually wanted to talk to you
01:01:58 I hope you don't mind, but I've been
01:02:02 It's really last-minute.
01:02:05 -I hope you don't mind.
01:02:09 ...because I'm doing the same thing.
01:02:24 -Hey, Jenna.
01:02:27 Someone's got
01:02:30 -Yeah.
01:02:32 -Did you bring them?
01:02:36 -What are you doing?
01:02:38 Actually, Poise
01:02:42 Here.
01:02:50 This is the first half.
01:02:53 I could really use this, but you
01:02:57 I'm asking you to do me a favor.
01:03:01 I hope you'll do this with me.
01:03:05 You know, I've seen your magazine.
01:03:12 Exactly.
01:03:15 Who gets Francis?
01:03:18 There we go.
01:03:22 Up, up!
01:03:24 -Okay, everybody.
01:03:27 Lots of energy.
01:03:29 -All right. Nice. You're the real deal.
01:03:32 All right. Jenna, this is
01:03:37 All right, guys. Ready?
01:03:49 Very good. Very good.
01:05:20 -They're beautiful.
01:05:23 -I think so.
01:05:24 -Do you?
01:05:36 Yeah, it's getting late.
01:05:38 It's getting pretty late here.
01:05:41 You know what I wish I had
01:05:44 No, what?
01:05:46 Razzles.
01:05:48 Razzles?
01:05:50 I haven't had Razzles...
01:05:55 -...in 1 5 years.
01:05:57 -...they're both a candy and a gum.
01:06:00 I can't believe they had them.
01:06:03 It's been a long time. Careful.
01:06:08 Yeah.
01:06:12 What are you laughing at?
01:06:14 I don't know.
01:06:15 Life. Timing. Being here with you,
01:06:24 I've had a really great time
01:06:27 -Me too.
01:06:29 Yeah.
01:06:32 Hey, Matty.
01:06:35 Tell me something.
01:06:38 What color is my tongue?
01:06:40 -What?
01:06:42 It's red. I don't know. Red.
01:06:44 "Red" red? Or tongue red?
01:06:47 Razzle red.
01:06:49 -Show me yours.
01:06:51 -Your tongue. I showed you mine.
01:06:54 Show me your tongue.
01:06:56 -I didn't ask to see yours.
01:07:02 Razzle red.
01:07:07 You wanna know a secret?
01:07:11 Yeah.
01:07:13 You're the sweetest guy
01:07:20 I bet I can still beat you off the jump.
01:07:26 Whoever goes the furthest,
01:07:29 -An Orange Julius.
01:07:31 And dinner Friday night at 8:00...
01:07:34 ...at the 24th Street Diner...
01:07:37 ...to celebrate our redesign
01:07:39 Deal. One.
01:07:44 -Two.
01:07:47 -Three!
01:07:52 Are you okay?
01:07:53 I should've tucked and rolled.
01:07:56 I'm getting old.
01:07:57 No, you're not,
01:08:00 Well?
01:08:07 -Hey.
01:08:09 You got arm hair.
01:08:12 It's never quite got
01:08:48 It was like it wasn't even me.
01:08:51 Like I had just...
01:08:53 ...watched us down below, kissing.
01:08:58 Then I just floated home on a cloud.
01:09:03 That is so romantic.
01:09:09 -Look.
01:09:11 I totally know. They won't go away.
01:09:14 Do you love him?
01:09:16 Duh.
01:09:19 When will you see him again?
01:09:21 I don't know, actually.
01:09:23 -What? Why?
01:09:27 It's a grownup thing.
01:09:30 Well, at least you have
01:09:33 Guys don't wanna jump your bones
01:09:37 What is that attitude?
01:09:41 Heartache to heartache, we stand.
01:09:45 Love is a battlefield.
01:10:21 But I like it like this,
01:10:25 -These photos are unbelievable, Jen.
01:10:28 -Francis is the dog's name.
01:10:31 Well, I think I'm gonna start reading
01:10:52 No, I got a place I rent in Brooklyn.
01:10:55 That'll work? All right,
01:11:04 Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you--
01:11:08 Wendy. I thought you were
01:11:11 What, are you expecting
01:11:14 No. Hi.
01:11:15 I wanna take you to lunch. Hungry?
01:11:18 Yeah, yeah. What a surprise.
01:11:21 Okay, where do you...?
01:11:23 -How was your flight?
01:11:25 You can take pictures of
01:11:28 And I was just thinking that we
01:11:32 Instead of being a commuter couple
01:11:38 What?
01:11:40 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:11:42 Could you...? I missed that.
01:11:46 -Arlene, do you have any more--?
01:11:49 My balls, excuse my French,
01:11:52 Corporate are twisting like a bunch
01:11:56 Now Lucy's presenting her own
01:11:59 What is going on is you
01:12:02 All respect to Lucy, I'm more anxious
01:12:06 -Thank you.
01:12:08 ...I'm trying to pressure you.
01:12:10 How long until your balls
01:12:13 Hopefully never. I'm really rather
01:12:16 Can they hang in there till 5?
01:12:19 Jenna, you are not yourself
01:12:21 Since when do you keep me out of
01:12:26 -The rest of the prints are ready.
01:12:29 Why does nobody listen
01:12:31 Arlene, aren't you coming?
01:12:34 Oh, you're invited, are you?
01:12:37 Oh, no, excuse me.
01:12:41 You know, what am l?
01:12:43 ...editor in chief. Whatever.
01:12:47 We've gotta go to 23rd, please,
01:12:51 -It's 29 West 23rd.
01:12:55 The new and improved Poise
01:12:57 The new and improved Poise
01:13:00 It will go heroin chic one better.
01:13:03 It will OD.
01:13:05 It will kill.
01:13:08 Cause of death? Chicness.
01:13:11 The new Poise will go farther than
01:13:17 It will be deadly serious.
01:13:20 Fashion suicide.
01:13:26 So, what do you think?
01:13:39 Thank you, sir.
01:13:40 -How much time do we have?
01:13:49 Jeez. Such a bitch.
01:14:01 I know this is different.
01:14:03 I mean, from anything
01:14:06 And I know you might hate it
01:14:12 But I won't care, even if I get fired.
01:14:15 And I don't mean that disrespectfully,
01:14:22 Who are these women?
01:14:24 Does anyone know?
01:14:26 I don't recognize any of them.
01:14:33 I wanna see...
01:14:35 ...my best friend's big sister...
01:14:41 ...and the girls from the
01:14:44 My next-door neighbor.
01:14:46 Real women who are smart and pretty
01:14:50 These are the women
01:14:57 Let's put life back
01:15:01 And fun and laughter and silliness.
01:15:06 I think we all-- I think all of us
01:15:12 ...that we've forgotten
01:15:16 Because maybe we didn't realize
01:15:27 We need to remember
01:15:37 If we don't...
01:15:40 ...we won't recognize it
01:15:47 I just....
01:15:52 Bravo!
01:15:59 Brilliant.
01:16:03 We will present this to corporate
01:16:12 -So who's this mystery photographer?
01:16:16 Is he Arthur or Martha?
01:16:18 Matt. He's Matt.
01:16:20 No, no. Is he gay?
01:16:24 Are you gay?
01:17:36 -City and listing?
01:17:39 Sparkle magazine on Park Avenue.
01:17:43 -Sparkle magazine.
01:17:58 Jenna, I'm sorry to barge in on you like
01:18:03 Hey, Beaver.
01:18:06 I mean Matt. I'm sorry.
01:18:08 Old habits die hard, you know.
01:18:10 Fine. Is Jenna around?
01:18:12 Are you here about your photos?
01:18:16 No, actually, I'm not.
01:18:19 I guess I should just tell you...
01:18:21 ...that Jenna's decided to go
01:18:24 ...with a more established
01:18:29 She's gonna use the guy who shoots
01:18:34 So don't take it personally,
01:18:38 I'm sorry to be so honest
01:18:42 ...I think your pictures
01:18:45 It was nice talking to you.
01:18:47 Hey, Matt. While I've got you here,
01:18:51 Maybe we can use your
01:18:53 Fine.
01:19:57 Hi.
01:19:59 -Jenny, right?
01:20:03 I was looking for Matt.
01:20:04 I wanted to tell him some really great
01:20:08 Everybody loved them.
01:20:09 That's great. I'll tell him when he gets
01:20:13 -His tux?
01:20:16 Everything's the last minute.
01:20:18 I mean, hello. We're getting
01:20:20 This'll be the cutest little backyard
01:20:25 -Congratulations.
01:20:28 -Okay.
01:20:40 We wanna feel something
01:20:45 Because we didn't stop to notice
01:20:49 We need to remember
01:20:56 You ready?
01:21:00 The meeting's cancelled, Jenna.
01:21:02 What, until tomorrow?
01:21:03 It's over.
01:21:07 It's over?
01:21:09 Lucy....
01:21:12 She took all your designs
01:21:15 She's their new editor in chief.
01:21:17 Your photos showed up
01:21:20 They're in outdoor ads everywhere.
01:21:22 She can't take Matt's pictures.
01:21:24 -She can't do it!
01:21:28 She got him to sign this.
01:21:37 Lucy, you stole Matt's pictures.
01:21:39 Oh, which one do you wanna be
01:21:42 If you don't mind,
01:21:44 Maybe the kettle. It doesn't really
01:21:48 -What are you talking about?
01:21:51 Does it look familiar?
01:21:54 -You went through my things?
01:21:57 How horrible. How terrible.
01:22:00 What is this?
01:22:02 You can wipe off the "Bambi
01:22:05 ...and strapped to the back of
01:22:08 I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday.
01:22:10 It's okay, Jenna. I know all
01:22:13 It's a sweet little deal, actually.
01:22:16 Editor in chief if you help them
01:22:18 -So you'd give them tips.
01:22:21 Not bad. I just wish I would
01:22:25 -Oh, no.
01:22:28 Only, now I'm taking your job,
01:22:31 ...you single-handedly flushed
01:22:33 What about Matt?
01:22:35 Why did he sign this?
01:22:38 Let's see. I think that I told him...
01:22:40 ...you had decided to go
01:22:43 Which you are now.
01:22:47 I might have told him something else,
01:24:05 George Washington Bridge,
01:24:20 Jenna.
01:24:21 -Jenna Rink.
01:24:24 Chris Grandy.
01:24:27 So, what are you doing?
01:24:29 Because if you're single,
01:24:33 We could get together.
01:24:34 I'm still living at home--
01:24:36 -Come on, Grandy! Come on.
01:24:39 This is the tune we first
01:24:43 What's the dude who sings this?
01:24:46 -Rick Springsteen.
01:24:49 I'm out of here.
01:24:51 I thought you wanted my number.
01:25:19 I'll take these.
01:25:23 Good afternoon.
01:25:26 You remember, Wayne.
01:25:28 It was with the Flamhaffs
01:25:32 San Ysidro Ranch.
01:25:35 It's so pretty. It's perfect.
01:25:54 Hi.
01:25:56 Hey.
01:26:04 I don't know what Lucy said to you
01:26:08 ...that whoever that was she
01:26:12 ...wasn't me.
01:26:16 It doesn't matter what Lucy said.
01:26:18 I stopped trusting her after she stole
01:26:24 Matt.
01:26:27 I am not the awful person
01:26:33 I don't even know that person.
01:26:37 And I'd like to believe....
01:26:40 I have to believe
01:26:43 ...if in your heart, you really,
01:26:49 ...you wouldn't be getting ready
01:26:52 Unless that someone were me.
01:27:08 Jenna, I'm not gonna lie to you.
01:27:14 I have felt things...
01:27:17 ...these past few weeks...
01:27:20 ...that I didn't know I could
01:27:24 But I have realized
01:27:30 ...you can't just turn back time.
01:27:35 Why not?
01:27:38 I moved on.
01:27:40 You moved on.
01:27:41 We've gone down different paths
01:27:45 We made choices.
01:27:48 I chose Wendy.
01:27:52 That's her family down there.
01:27:56 We care about each other,
01:28:00 You don't always get the dream
01:28:09 Please don't cry, Jenna.
01:28:11 Oh, I'll be fine, I promise.
01:28:44 Matty, can I have it?
01:28:47 Please?
01:28:48 -You're not gonna whip it at me?
01:28:58 Look, I won't have you be late.
01:29:02 Go on. I'm fine. I'm just crying
01:29:06 I want you to be so, so happy.
01:29:11 I love you, Matt.
01:29:17 You're my best friend.
01:29:21 Jenna, l....
01:29:25 I've always loved you.
01:31:30 Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.
01:31:44 Matty.
01:31:52 You really know what you're doing.
01:31:55 Come on.
01:31:59 -Sorry, I forgot my scarf.
01:32:02 You can be the pot and kettle
01:32:06 Come on, Matt.
01:32:07 -What did you call me?
01:32:10 -For what?
01:33:05 A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff?
01:33:07 Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff.