No Smoking
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Hello |
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Baba! |
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Where are you? |
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Here... |
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Curfew! |
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No idea. |
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I'm on TV! |
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On what channel? |
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I don't know, some strange |
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...like on a bottle of Vodka... |
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Vodka? |
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Vodka? |
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My throat's parched... |
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...cigarette... cigarette... |
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...you still smoking! |
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I need a cigarette! |
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K! |
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Cigarette!!! |
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Cigarette!!! |
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Bastard... |
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Matches... |
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K... |
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Open the door K... |
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open up! |
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K... |
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Ya... |
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Ya... |
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K? |
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At least say something? |
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Ya! Hold on! |
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Come out fast. We are expecting |
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My dream... What does it mean? |
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You're soooo!! Addicted to nicotine! |
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You fear the day when you |
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But what's that bathtub doing |
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I don't Know? |
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Next time try jumping in |
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It might lead you somewhere else? |
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The mirror will fall apart K... |
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Why the hell do you smoke |
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Why the hell do you sleep |
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What's wrong now? |
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Nothing... |
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Went to Siberia again? |
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It's all because of |
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You will soon have the visa too... |
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Please... don't blow smoke in here... |
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Why don't you go get dressed, |
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The guests should be here soon... |
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Nobody tells me what to do, |
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Nobody tells me what to do, |
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Nobody tells me... |
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...what to do... |
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When some nut decides to clamber |
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...the world stands |
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What if he's doing it |
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...his rope could snap... |
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He could get buried under |
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The world knows he... he |
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...but they still put him |
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Hundreds die in accidents |
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...but we're still driving!! |
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Automobiles should be outlawed... |
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...petrol should be banned... |
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...why ban cigarettes alone... |
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...because this tiny little |
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...can't speak for itself... |
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Have you ever seen him smoke? |
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In the kitchen... |
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The bedroom... |
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There are more ashtrays in |
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That's it... |
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Even Vikas used to smoke... |
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I made him quit... |
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...there's this Shaman |
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But that isn't the only reason... |
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Religious differences... |
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He thinks he's God. |
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I think he's... |
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Bad! Huh! |
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My brother... He's Asthmatic! |
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I heard he's in a hospital... |
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They've removed his right lung... |
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...it was infected... |
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And K still smokes |
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Search me... |
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My parents divorced six months |
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You're kidding me... |
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And then I arrived... |
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...so they remarried... |
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two years into their |
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...my dad found out that |
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...after the divorce... |
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...so they divorced again... |
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That sucks, dude! |
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So when was your brother born? |
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In the second coming or... |
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After the second divorce... |
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So he's not exactly |
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He is... |
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How... |
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They married... |
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Then divorced... |
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Then they had you... |
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Married again... |
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Divorced again... |
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Then they had him... |
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...which means he can't |
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Have you told him you |
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Not yet... |
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Does he know you want to leave him? |
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If he was that sensitive... Why |
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Hi... |
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Hi... |
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Want to smoke, go outside |
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Its totally wrong. |
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Actually they should bloody close |
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My self R. K. Dhingra. |
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Rajinder Kumar Dhingra. |
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You don't talk too much, |
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You seem to be the thinking type. |
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Even I think a lot... |
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Before you came that's what |
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Wondering, why do people |
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K-Abbas! |
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What are you doing |
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Smoking! Brother! |
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Want one? |
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No way |
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Cut the crap man here... |
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No! No! K! I swear I quit. |
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Trust me, so should you. |
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Don't be my wife, God knows |
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Been ages since I saw you... |
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No! K! I'm not gonna smoke! |
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- Come On!! Just a puff! - No! K! No! |
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- I Don't... K! - What's wrong. |
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Take a drag my friend... Nothing's |
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Look sir! Why don't you |
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Your friend is offering |
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You shouldn't refuse him... |
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Is he your friend? Who is this guy? |
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Friendships don't blossom |
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My friend... takes time... |
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Sir, it takes ages! |
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Shut up. Why don't you go |
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Idiot man! |
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Hi! |
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How are you? |
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How are you? |
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Why are you wearing those gloves... |
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Oh, just like that. |
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I lost my fingers in an accident. |
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What! |
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What nonsense are you talking! |
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Why didn't you tell me? |
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It's nothing much! Really |
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Oh my God! |
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And what's that you've |
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Just... |
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I've a bit of a hearing problem. |
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You quit smoking? |
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Yeah, I have quit. |
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Very good. |
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What very good! |
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He's gonna smoke right now! Here... |
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K stop it! |
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K! |
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C'mon, all I'm asking you for is a |
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Or she'll hound me |
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K! I have said NO! That's |
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K!! |
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K! |
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Go inside! |
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I said GO in!! |
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Come now! Quickly! Take a drag... |
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Otherwise I'll shove it in you! |
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K! |
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If I say you will! You will! |
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I love my wife! Ok! |
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Did somebody take an appointment |
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I saw what they did with your mother. |
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How will they know if I smoke? |
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Don't repeat a mistake like this. |
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Do whatever you feel like, but don't |
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Sir, if I was in his place I |
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And keep your mouth shut! |
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You do what you're doing! |
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What'll you do, huh. |
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You're mistaken. I'm not |
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You're a big asshole |
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Sir... You... You... |
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And you talk too much! |
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Sir, You're |
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Shut up! |
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Shut up! |
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I know K can be an asshole sometimes |
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Most of the times |
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Why do you want to know Anjali? |
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Abbas tell me! |
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K's not gonna quit! |
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Ok... If you really want |
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Take this... |
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The Laboratory. Their visiting card! |
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Ok |
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You don't feel the urge at all? |
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No. Never. |
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Thanks. |
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Anjali, I'm actually |
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I'll go now. |
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Bye. Thanks. |
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Why don't you quit smoking? |
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I have quit a hundred times... |
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That's not what you call quitting... |
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Then what do you call quitting? |
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Like my dad and mum quitting |
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I don't quit! Quitters are those |
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What if you start hating it? |
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"Shut up, just shut up..." |
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Anjali... |
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Yes... |
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You're asleep? |
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Yes... |
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Are you still upset... |
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...turn this side |
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Not now K... |
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Come on... |
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K! |
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Come on... |
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K! |
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Can I sleep now... |
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Okay. Sleep. |
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Hi... |
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I'm K... |
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Just K... |
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What's this? |
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They're taking them to the |
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...and killing them... |
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This card... |
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It says Kalkatta carpets... |
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I got that from Abbas... |
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...but you won't need it... |
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Is it his business card? |
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Selling carpets these days...? |
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It's a Rehabilitation program. |
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People don't have any other |
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They helped Abbas kick the habit... |
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He taught you to smoke right? |
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No one taught me to smoke. |
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No one taught me anything. |
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I smoke. |
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And that's it. The first time, |
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I took the matches out |
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Watch your TV |
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Anjali... |
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Yes... |
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Yes sir... |
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I am sorry I forgot... |
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...what do you want for |
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Divorce... |
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I don't have that |
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"When the moon hits your eyes..." |
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"Like a big piece of fire..." |
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"When the world..." |
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I am not being childish. |
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Its not my fault if |
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I am 28 for god sake... |
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I have made up my mind... |
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I will call you later, bye... |
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Inky pinky ponkey. |
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Father had a donkey |
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Donkey died father cried |
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Inky pinky |
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Ponkey... |
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Sorry K... |
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Take him to some higher altitude... |
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Get him to do some yoga |
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Some breathing exercises |
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You smoke too much... |
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It's not good for your brother. |
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Anyways its your choice |
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I'll save you the lecture |
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Good... |
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Why do you always wear |
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Why do you always wear |
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There's this company. |
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Agency |
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Rehabilitation program... |
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The Laboratory! |
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Hey! You're aware then... |
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I wasn't aware... |
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remember we used to |
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And you quit after your |
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Why don't you try it... |
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It's a 100% smoke proof program |
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Cigarette... alcohol... |
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allergies, addictions, itches, |
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Baba Bengali has a cure |
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Just go check it out... |
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...after that it's up to you... |
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I'll think about it... |
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Don't think, just tell me I will |
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When can I take my brother? |
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Not yet... |
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When everything's alright |
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Will you go? |
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To the Laboratory. |
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Do inform me, just call... |
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Call me... |
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If you want to go to |
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Please call... |
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Please... |
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Good morning, sir. |
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Will you please stop smoking? |
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Take the stairs |
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What! |
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Thank you. |
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Stupid... |
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Idiot... |
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Morning sir... |
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Good morning, sir. |
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One minute... |
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Where's Annie? |
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She'd called in to say that she |
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"Take me away from here..." |
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"I am a fool to be |
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"You fill my lungs with the |
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"A victim of your..." |
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"Don't you forget..." |
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"...It's just a cigarette..." |
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"Oh, it's just a cigarette..." |
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Anjali... |
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Anjali... |
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Hello... |
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Home... |
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You are not home... |
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...where are you? |
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My Home! |
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Your home is where I am... |
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That's your home K... |
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Do what you want, smoke your |
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...turn the whole damn house |
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...do whatever the fuck |
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You're leaving me... |
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I've left you... |
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How can you leave me... |
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Nobody leaves me |
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I am nobody K... |
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...that's why I've left you. |
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Just a sec! |
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Don't you crave for it whenever |
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No K! Just check it |
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Even I'd gone to just see the place! |
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Came out kicking the habit |
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Do I have to take an appointment? |
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Tell me... I'll take an |
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When do you want to go? |
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Right now. |
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Right now? |
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Great! You know the place... |
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I have the card |
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K! |
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You're doing the right thing ok... |
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I'll inform them right away- bye. |
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Hello. Welcome to The Laboratory. |
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Listen this is Abbas |
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I want to send you another patient |
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Abbas what? |
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Tyrewala |
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His name is... |
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...but before that, what |
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Well... I guess you haven't read |
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...as soon as your referred |
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...you'll get your cut-back |
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No... No... No... its ok |
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Write down your tracking number |
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Please hold for a minute... |
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Hey waiter! Come here!... |
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Take the Call. |
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Hello! |
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I'm going to quit... |
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I swear... |
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Please come back... |
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Come back. |
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I'm trying really hard... |
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Hmm... |
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Hmmmm OK... |
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You're coming? |
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I'm going |
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Thanks... |
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No change |
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Don't worry. I've change |
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So - Keep it. You are |
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Where is the laboratory? |
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There. |
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Hey uncle |
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You sell oil? Carpets? What is this? |
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Where's The Laboratory? |
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Wonderful. |
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What? |
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What you are looking for. |
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Down there? |
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If you don't want to |
00:31:58 |
One second. |
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Where's this Laboratory? |
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Below... |
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Ma'am! Where's the Laboratory? |
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Down there... |
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Thank you. |
00:32:52 |
Where's the Laboratory? |
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Down There |
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Is there another level below |
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Go down further... |
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Why couldn't they get |
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Hey. |
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This way or that way... |
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That way. |
00:33:46 |
Hello - Where's this Laboratory? |
00:33:48 |
Welcome |
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No! |
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Mr. Abbas must have sent you! |
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Mind blowing! |
00:33:58 |
Follow me |
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Come |
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Who were those people? |
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Hello! I'm asking you? |
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Greetings |
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Guruji sits there. |
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Guruji might be sitting there but |
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Nothing is made on one level here? |
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Greetings! |
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Please come. |
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Have a Seat... |
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What's going on inside? |
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Sit |
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Who's this Guruji? |
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Shri! Shri! Shri! |
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Greater than the Great... Baba |
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From Sialdah! |
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He is coming!! |
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Prologue please... |
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I... my name is K... |
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And you feel the need to relinquish |
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Yes... |
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Consider it done... |
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Actually just came |
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Whoever steps in here not |
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...but completely buries it my son... |
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...cigarettes, bidis, |
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Baba Bengali can cure |
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How do you make them quit |
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Point a gun to the head! |
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Bandits and Kidnappers need weapons, |
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I don't. |
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Chaurasiya! - Yes sir. |
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Didn't you show the noble |
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Not yet... |
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Standing here won't |
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Please! Show him the contract. |
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Yes, sir. |
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Do I have to read all this? |
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Yes! |
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If Hindi is going to be a problem. |
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We have the same in English too. |
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Guide for dummies! |
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It's rather thick! |
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If you feel the compulsion |
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...we have that too! Our very own... |
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Pocket Edition |
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Please show him... - Yes sir. |
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Please read... |
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I hereby agree to do whatever |
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I am asked to do in order to |
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I am getting into this program |
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...the risk my smoking |
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...will pose to me and |
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K! |
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Meaning you'll do exactly |
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But what will you tell me to do? |
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First you'll have to sign. |
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What if I sign these papers... |
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...and you put a gun on me... then. |
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Sir!! Kindly sign it. |
00:38:27 |
Why do you want to invite trouble? |
00:38:29 |
And what if I don't? |
00:38:42 |
Hey! What's happening? |
00:38:47 |
Leave me! |
00:38:51 |
Leave me! |
00:38:53 |
What are you doing! |
00:38:55 |
Leave! |
00:39:00 |
Where are you taking me? |
00:39:02 |
Leave me! |
00:39:04 |
Let me go. |
00:39:05 |
Let me go... |
00:39:07 |
Hey fatso... I am talking to you... |
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Leave me! |
00:39:09 |
What're you doing? |
00:39:14 |
Let me go... |
00:39:15 |
You don't know who I am... |
00:39:17 |
Leave me! |
00:39:18 |
Hey! Let me go... |
00:39:35 |
Welcome to the first stage of |
00:39:39 |
... our Quit Smoking Programme... |
00:39:46 |
K |
00:39:49 |
Wake up... |
00:39:53 |
Wake up my son... |
00:40:02 |
In this lab... |
00:40:05 |
...its our responsibility... |
00:40:08 |
...that your habit of smoking, which |
00:40:16 |
...finish that off completely. |
00:40:20 |
If we fail to deliver... |
00:40:24 |
...and are unsuccessful |
00:40:27 |
...then we have no option left, |
00:40:29 |
...but to send you down the road |
00:40:31 |
Would anybody like? |
00:40:33 |
No... |
00:40:34 |
Because my son, soul-full the body |
00:40:40 |
The end... |
00:40:42 |
Soul... |
00:40:44 |
The inner soul... |
00:40:46 |
...is often frivolous, debauch, |
00:40:50 |
but with a strong mind |
00:40:54 |
...but if you are inherently |
00:40:58 |
...the wandering soul has |
00:41:04 |
The soul is pure, |
00:41:07 |
When life comes into being... |
00:41:10 |
...then slowly, bit by bit |
00:41:13 |
...the body corrupts it, |
00:41:16 |
...and to rebuild that lost eroded |
00:41:23 |
By whom? |
00:41:26 |
By The Greater than the Greatest! |
00:41:28 |
Gurudev Baba Bengali! |
00:41:33 |
But! |
00:41:37 |
Democracy is up above the ground |
00:41:39 |
You can "butt" into anything |
00:41:42 |
But here you have descended ... |
00:41:43 |
...from your material hell |
00:41:46 |
Here my spoken word is the |
00:42:06 |
Now that you've signed |
00:42:11 |
...would you care to |
00:42:14 |
This is my cheque book! |
00:42:16 |
Yes sir. |
00:42:19 |
21 lakhs 11 thousand |
00:42:22 |
Fees for your own treatment! |
00:42:24 |
2.1 million. |
00:42:25 |
21 lakhs 11 thousand |
00:42:28 |
And an additional one rupee... |
00:42:29 |
which is my fee |
00:42:30 |
But that we take in cash |
00:42:33 |
The fees for making me quit |
00:42:35 |
21 lakhs 11 thousand |
00:42:38 |
It's back-breaking work, you know. |
00:42:42 |
You think I'm crazy? |
00:42:44 |
You think I earn my money only |
00:42:45 |
21 Lakh! |
00:42:47 |
Repeating it again & again |
00:42:49 |
...it will stay 21 only... |
00:42:51 |
If a poor man comes |
00:42:53 |
...you charge him 21 lakhs too? |
00:42:54 |
The "Poor" qualifies for |
00:42:57 |
This is robbery, you understand! |
00:43:00 |
See, my fee is just a measly buck |
00:43:04 |
That too a token of |
00:43:07 |
I haven't started this |
00:43:09 |
Its all for charity |
00:43:12 |
And just you watch! |
00:43:13 |
The money you've parted with will |
00:43:17 |
Do you know that how |
00:43:19 |
...you've squandered away due |
00:43:25 |
Yes... my lord... |
00:43:35 |
K... |
00:43:38 |
K! |
00:43:42 |
K! |
00:43:54 |
Touch of violence please! |
00:43:56 |
Ok my lord... |
00:44:00 |
The first time... |
00:44:01 |
...Abbas stuck a cigarette between |
00:44:03 |
...your fingers just so |
00:44:04 |
you procured the matches |
00:44:07 |
...a matchbox back then set |
00:44:09 |
...all the gas you burnt up commuting |
00:44:11 |
...the mouth freshener |
00:44:13 |
...to hide the stench |
00:44:16 |
...then you graduated to pot... |
00:44:17 |
...and once after smoking |
00:44:19 |
...you nearly went up |
00:44:22 |
A mere visit to the |
00:44:25 |
...1,50,000 to aspirate the |
00:44:28 |
...every ashtray... matchbox, |
00:44:29 |
...and those fat ones |
00:44:32 |
Cigars. Every wheeze, sputter |
00:44:34 |
...every spoonful of glycodine, |
00:44:37 |
...every pill strepsil, |
00:44:39 |
...every illness brought on |
00:44:41 |
...all those occasions when... |
00:44:44 |
...your partner requested you |
00:44:45 |
...but you suspended the meeting and |
00:44:47 |
...the losses you incurred |
00:44:50 |
Your wife's illness. |
00:44:51 |
You bear a thirty percent stake in |
00:44:53 |
...a silk Chinese tie estimated |
00:44:55 |
...mattresses set afire on |
00:44:57 |
...all because of a lit cigarette |
00:45:00 |
Now excluding the millions |
00:45:04 |
...you have spent a total of |
00:45:07 |
43 lakhs 88 thousand |
00:45:10 |
5 hundred 56 rupees and 75 paise |
00:45:15 |
If you don't step on the brakes |
00:45:17 |
...as much more in the |
00:45:22 |
To help you shake off the |
00:45:26 |
...the treatment is in your hands |
00:45:29 |
Give him a pen |
00:45:34 |
43 lakh or 21 lakh. |
00:45:42 |
And what if I don't sign it? |
00:45:44 |
If you don't do it now then |
00:45:50 |
What if I don't do it? |
00:45:52 |
Answer to your what is |
00:45:55 |
...my son... you can't expect |
00:46:03 |
I am going |
00:46:07 |
But you have signed a contract |
00:46:09 |
I haven't! You forced me to! |
00:46:11 |
Do you know who I am? |
00:46:13 |
Why K? Where K? That I don't know. |
00:46:17 |
But who K! That I surely do know! |
00:46:21 |
I am going. |
00:46:25 |
Your wish, I treat patient's |
00:46:31 |
What's the way out from here? |
00:46:34 |
That's why I keep repeating son, |
00:46:35 |
Sign on it and... |
00:46:37 |
All the doors will open up for you. |
00:46:41 |
Otherwise I will be forced to |
00:46:46 |
The only problem with such a quick |
00:46:49 |
...you may not last the third. |
00:46:52 |
That's why just sign for now |
00:46:55 |
You can stop payment later |
00:47:47 |
Did you sign? |
00:47:50 |
Give him a pen, please! |
00:48:04 |
Now my one rupee please |
00:48:08 |
Don't have it |
00:48:10 |
Ok. |
00:48:11 |
Next time. |
00:48:12 |
Does it look like I'm coming back? |
00:48:14 |
It's good if you don't come! |
00:48:16 |
But son, everyone comes back. |
00:48:19 |
In my experience each one returns... |
00:48:23 |
Unfortunately smoking is |
00:48:26 |
Now come over here... |
00:48:29 |
You come here! |
00:48:31 |
Come on son. |
00:48:32 |
Your treatment has begun. Come |
00:48:36 |
And if I don't? |
00:48:37 |
If you don't come? |
00:48:39 |
Then how will you go? |
00:48:49 |
From this moment onwards |
00:48:52 |
Not even going to touch it... |
00:48:54 |
And if you do |
00:48:57 |
then for the first one |
00:49:00 |
...we'll have your brother... |
00:49:02 |
...pay us a little visit |
00:49:04 |
...do you know what this is? |
00:49:06 |
Once upon a time lived |
00:49:10 |
He had a teeny weenie moustache |
00:49:14 |
See that. |
00:49:15 |
My good friend, |
00:49:17 |
Hitler |
00:49:18 |
This was his stroke of genius |
00:49:20 |
the Gas Chamber |
00:49:22 |
And the lady there, she |
00:49:26 |
...and the smoke... |
00:49:28 |
...its the cigarette smoke... |
00:49:31 |
...all the thousands of cigarettes... |
00:49:35 |
...you must have smoked up until now |
00:49:38 |
...for your brother to breathe |
00:49:43 |
Enough to make the healthiest |
00:49:46 |
...and I believe your brother |
00:49:53 |
And if your resolve still doesn't |
00:49:59 |
Please sir, just listen |
00:50:02 |
I swear to god almighty I'll never |
00:50:12 |
He scripts with just one finger now |
00:50:15 |
Salam Namaste, M.B.B.S. |
00:50:20 |
Listen Maqbool, I am there for you. |
00:50:23 |
And if you light a third one... |
00:50:26 |
...son before you smoke |
00:50:29 |
...you take one last long loving |
00:50:32 |
...because in all likelihood |
00:50:37 |
...and if your itch drives you to |
00:50:42 |
...it's the gas chamber |
00:50:45 |
...if he survives the |
00:50:47 |
...and if he doesn't |
00:50:50 |
remember to give her a warm farewell |
00:50:57 |
...and despite all of the above if... |
00:50:59 |
...you still intend to be |
00:51:01 |
Then the mightiest of kings |
00:51:03 |
...before the stubbornness |
00:51:06 |
Smoke the fifth with all |
00:51:09 |
No one will get in the way |
00:51:12 |
No! Nope! |
00:51:14 |
Nobody will stop you |
00:51:16 |
Because son Soul-Full, the body |
00:51:25 |
You can go to the police station |
00:51:29 |
You can try to fight us. |
00:51:31 |
You can do whatever you want to... |
00:51:33 |
...but you can't smoke. Have fun... |
00:51:37 |
I shall leave now. |
00:51:39 |
Let's go |
00:51:47 |
You're absolutely insane. |
00:51:48 |
I didn't come here to |
00:51:53 |
I don't want to quit smoking |
00:51:55 |
What will you do? |
00:51:56 |
You can't do this to me! |
00:51:58 |
Come with me |
00:52:00 |
Where? |
00:52:01 |
You can't do this to me |
00:52:02 |
Let's go |
00:52:03 |
Go where? |
00:52:05 |
What's your name? |
00:52:06 |
This is illegal! |
00:52:08 |
I can complain about you |
00:52:09 |
I don't want to quit smoking! |
00:52:12 |
If you don't want to come |
00:52:15 |
Why are you wearing a veil? |
00:52:16 |
Show me your face! |
00:52:17 |
Show me your face! |
00:52:48 |
Water |
00:52:58 |
It's time for my prayer |
00:53:00 |
Have to shut the shop |
00:53:02 |
Your carpets loaded onto your car. |
00:53:05 |
Here's the bill. |
00:55:35 |
Hello |
00:55:36 |
I went there... |
00:55:38 |
Where? |
00:55:44 |
I saw what they did to your mother |
00:55:46 |
Why didn't you tell me? |
00:55:47 |
How will they know if I smoke |
00:55:50 |
Please K. Don't do that. |
00:55:52 |
Whatever you do. Don't do that. |
00:55:54 |
How the hell will they know? |
00:55:57 |
How can one watch you |
00:55:59 |
If you don't want to watch your |
00:56:03 |
Don't touch the damn thing. |
00:56:04 |
Just listen to me, don't touch it. |
00:56:06 |
I won't just touch it I'll |
00:56:08 |
What if I go to the police? |
00:56:09 |
Ok! Tell me... |
00:56:12 |
Did someone take an appointment |
00:56:18 |
Yeah |
00:56:19 |
I had told you I'll take |
00:56:21 |
Had told you!! |
00:56:22 |
I'll get the appointment for you!! |
00:56:24 |
My mother... |
00:56:32 |
My mum here she... |
00:56:35 |
I think you're losing it, doctor. |
00:56:36 |
My mother... |
00:56:38 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:56:42 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:56:45 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:56:49 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:56:55 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:57:01 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:57:07 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:57:13 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:57:15 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:57:18 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:57:21 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:57:26 |
"Blow your age up..." |
00:57:30 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:57:32 |
"Blow it up in air..." |
00:57:35 |
"Throw the garment made |
00:57:38 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:57:40 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:57:44 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:57:47 |
"Blow it up..." |
00:58:42 |
Didn't I tell you not to do it! |
00:58:46 |
You'll be fine by tomorrow |
00:58:49 |
Well, you should be |
00:58:57 |
I've had this lighter |
00:59:00 |
I had a match. |
00:59:01 |
The ship matches... |
00:59:03 |
...and that too on a ship! |
00:59:06 |
They slapped me with Prevention Of |
00:59:36 |
What's your name? |
00:59:46 |
Boss! |
00:59:48 |
What's your name? |
00:59:50 |
Ram. |
01:00:02 |
Bring the carpet to the office |
01:00:04 |
Morning sir |
01:00:13 |
I've never seen you before |
01:00:15 |
I've been Working here for |
01:00:26 |
Where's the driver? |
01:00:27 |
- Sir, he want to the toilet |
01:00:30 |
Send him up? |
01:00:37 |
Why do you have shades on? |
01:00:38 |
Conjunctivitis. |
01:00:40 |
Take them off |
01:00:53 |
Where the hell is that driver? |
01:00:55 |
Can't find him |
01:00:56 |
Will check again & send him up |
01:01:03 |
Do you have a brother? |
01:01:05 |
We are nine siblings |
01:01:07 |
Except for my sister and myself the |
01:01:09 |
Call the bloody driver! |
01:01:11 |
Sir what has happened? |
01:01:12 |
What? |
01:01:16 |
Send the driver upstairs! |
01:01:19 |
And you also come with him |
01:01:21 |
Yes sir |
01:01:57 |
...Balram. |
01:02:14 |
Is this ajoke? |
01:02:16 |
What? |
01:02:20 |
Why're you tailing me? |
01:02:22 |
Tailing, Sir? |
01:02:26 |
What's with the shades then? |
01:02:28 |
Take them off |
01:02:30 |
Baba Bengali has sent |
01:02:33 |
Baba Bengali? |
01:02:35 |
Look here |
01:02:36 |
I don't like playing the stupid |
01:02:38 |
I don't dig this merry-go- round |
01:02:41 |
But what did I do! I've |
01:02:44 |
Sir! Any problems? |
01:02:48 |
Who's this man? |
01:02:50 |
Ok. Who are you? |
01:02:52 |
I came here for an interview... |
01:02:54 |
...got a call from your office |
01:02:55 |
I was supposed to meet some Mr. |
01:02:58 |
Some A...B... |
01:03:00 |
Some alphabet... |
01:03:18 |
Sir |
01:03:19 |
What have you got in your ears? |
01:03:21 |
Hearing aids |
01:03:25 |
You seem stressed... |
01:03:30 |
I'm going crazy |
01:03:37 |
Oh poor baby! |
01:03:50 |
I'll find it! |
01:03:54 |
Find it Sir. |
01:03:57 |
Phone... |
01:04:00 |
I have to take it |
01:04:03 |
Hello |
01:04:06 |
What the hell did you get me into? |
01:04:08 |
You had called? |
01:04:10 |
You knew. Rascal. |
01:04:11 |
You lost your fingers, |
01:04:14 |
...what the Hell do you |
01:04:17 |
What's so funny? |
01:04:18 |
Nothing buddy! |
01:04:20 |
I just did |
01:04:21 |
What they told me to? |
01:04:24 |
What did they tell you to do? |
01:04:25 |
Laugh? |
01:04:27 |
K!...K!... Buddy stop it! |
01:04:29 |
I can't talk |
01:04:30 |
And you shouldn't talk either... |
01:04:33 |
That Shri Shri Shri |
01:04:35 |
He's a crazed lunatic and |
01:04:38 |
he's capable of anything |
01:04:39 |
You'll pay hell for this! |
01:04:41 |
I won't let it go so easy! |
01:04:44 |
K! What happened? |
01:04:46 |
K! |
01:04:47 |
You alright? |
01:04:49 |
K |
01:04:52 |
Those were the days my friend... |
01:04:54 |
...when we could smoke whatever, |
01:04:57 |
Hmmm... |
01:04:59 |
And you took mine away, |
01:05:08 |
Remember that day we |
01:05:11 |
...my dad's bathroom and he found us... |
01:05:36 |
Abbas! |
01:05:38 |
What are you doing |
01:05:41 |
Abbas! Open the door! |
01:05:45 |
Abbas!! |
01:05:46 |
Abbas!! Open the door! |
01:05:50 |
Abbas! Open the door! |
01:05:53 |
What's he doing? |
01:05:56 |
Abbas!! |
01:06:02 |
What were you doing? |
01:06:03 |
Nothing Dad |
01:06:11 |
Look son |
01:06:15 |
I know you boys are growing up |
01:06:18 |
You are curious... |
01:06:21 |
...son... but you know... |
01:06:23 |
Sex is something... |
01:06:25 |
Aah... between a man and a woman |
01:06:29 |
But uncle! |
01:06:30 |
You shut up! |
01:06:31 |
We were smoking, dad! |
01:06:39 |
You were smoking? |
01:06:42 |
I knew it |
01:06:43 |
I knew my son could do no wrong. |
01:06:46 |
And my son's friend too! |
01:06:52 |
Those were the days, man! |
00:00:01 |
Great times! |
00:00:03 |
No one to stop you! |
00:00:06 |
I'm starting to feel |
00:00:08 |
What? |
00:00:14 |
Just look at yourself... |
00:00:17 |
The Abbas then and the Abbas now... |
00:00:21 |
You are like a flat tyre. |
00:00:25 |
You've changed post marriage... |
00:00:32 |
"Stranger..." |
00:00:37 |
I'm going to smoke... |
00:00:40 |
What? |
00:00:41 |
Come what may... |
00:00:44 |
K, have you lost it? |
00:00:45 |
Let's see what can he do... |
00:00:48 |
K!!! |
00:00:49 |
Just watch me! |
00:00:51 |
I'm gonna smoke... |
00:00:55 |
K!! |
00:00:59 |
Don't do it K. |
00:01:07 |
Annie! |
00:01:08 |
On the net. |
00:01:10 |
Was about to sleep... |
00:01:11 |
You have my e-banking |
00:01:13 |
Yes. |
00:01:18 |
I had issued a cheque today. |
00:01:21 |
Rs.21,11,110. |
00:01:23 |
It has cleared. |
00:01:25 |
In a day! |
00:01:26 |
It's showing a with drawl. |
00:01:28 |
What happened, Sir? |
00:01:30 |
Goodnight. |
00:02:21 |
Where are you going, Sir? |
00:02:23 |
I don't have a clue. |
00:02:25 |
Why are you going, Sir? |
00:02:31 |
Do you smoke after sex? |
00:02:33 |
Oh shit... |
00:02:36 |
I'm sorry. I never looked. |
00:02:38 |
Do you smoke? |
00:02:41 |
I sweat! |
00:02:42 |
Book me on every flight that goes |
00:02:46 |
From every destination |
00:02:49 |
Am I clear? |
00:02:53 |
What do I do with the other tickets? |
00:02:54 |
Throw them! |
00:02:56 |
Thrown them! |
00:02:57 |
Like from here to here. |
00:02:59 |
And if there are any flights |
00:03:01 |
...destinations to further |
00:03:02 |
...me on all of those too... |
00:03:05 |
From every destination |
00:03:07 |
All separate tickets |
00:03:09 |
...in separate boxes |
00:03:12 |
For example all the |
00:03:14 |
...go in this box labeled as... |
00:03:21 |
And there should be a man there |
00:03:28 |
Am I clear, Annie? |
00:03:29 |
Meaning? |
00:03:31 |
I mean that if I don't have |
00:03:33 |
...there's no way in hell that |
00:05:06 |
"Kalkatta Carpets" |
00:05:25 |
I forbade you, didn't I? |
00:05:26 |
Where is my brother? |
00:05:30 |
Let him go! |
00:05:34 |
Let him go... |
00:05:36 |
Look at me... |
00:05:37 |
Let him go... |
00:05:40 |
Or else... |
00:05:43 |
Hey fatso... move aside... |
00:05:46 |
Hey! |
00:05:47 |
What are you doing? |
00:05:51 |
Leave my brother... |
00:05:52 |
Let him go... |
00:05:55 |
I don't want to go in there! |
00:05:56 |
Please listen to me! |
00:05:58 |
I don't want to go in there, dude! |
00:06:00 |
Please... Leave me! |
00:06:01 |
Leave! |
00:06:19 |
Your brother is still breathing... |
00:06:30 |
Let him go |
00:06:31 |
You've got to pay for that... |
00:06:35 |
What price? |
00:06:42 |
21 Lakh!! |
00:06:44 |
11 thousand 1 hundred and 10! |
00:06:47 |
Again! |
00:06:49 |
Penalty |
00:06:51 |
What is was that? |
00:06:52 |
Punishment |
00:07:11 |
And what about my Brother? |
00:07:12 |
Hello! |
00:07:21 |
Hello |
00:07:22 |
K! We've found your brother |
00:07:23 |
He is having trouble breathing. |
00:07:25 |
We've put him on a ventilator... |
00:07:33 |
How are feeling, J? |
00:07:42 |
Go Away! |
00:07:46 |
What's happened to him? |
00:07:50 |
Lets go |
00:07:53 |
Lets go |
00:07:56 |
And don't ever try doing it again... |
00:08:09 |
I know the little girl... |
00:08:11 |
Yeah, It happens! |
00:08:12 |
It happened to me too! Lets go! |
00:08:17 |
"On 1st April 2000, this |
00:08:19 |
...started with the help |
00:08:21 |
"Inaugurated by the gracious hands |
00:08:28 |
From today this office |
00:08:30 |
Plaster the whole damn place |
00:08:34 |
Get rid of every last ashtray... |
00:08:36 |
The balcony will be a strict |
00:08:38 |
...so the lunch area, |
00:08:40 |
...not inside nor outside. |
00:08:43 |
And if someone wants to smoke? |
00:08:45 |
Then he can leave the job... |
00:08:51 |
But why sir? |
00:08:53 |
Because I can't smoke |
00:09:00 |
So you won't let anyone else either? |
00:09:02 |
Nope! |
00:09:05 |
Bad sign, I am with you. |
00:09:19 |
"Hey, I want to tell you |
00:09:24 |
"This stick called the cigarette..." |
00:09:29 |
"Yes, it is a thirst..." |
00:09:34 |
"It is a thirst..." |
00:09:37 |
"No reason to burn" |
00:09:40 |
"It is a thirst..." |
00:09:44 |
"The evening's bled" |
00:09:48 |
"The evening's bled" |
00:09:51 |
"In a haze of red" |
00:09:55 |
"In a haze of red" |
00:10:14 |
"Every time a cigarette |
00:10:21 |
"Smoking..." |
00:10:35 |
"I walk on fire, turn |
00:10:55 |
"Every time a cigarette |
00:11:17 |
"Hear someone scratch" |
00:11:20 |
"A Ionely match" |
00:11:27 |
"Hear someone scratch" |
00:11:31 |
"A Ionely match" |
00:11:34 |
"The sky is ablaze" |
00:11:38 |
"In a twilight daze" |
00:11:43 |
"Embers inside me churn" |
00:11:48 |
"I turn into smoke and slowly burn" |
00:12:19 |
"Threads of smoke" |
00:12:27 |
"Threads of smoke now |
00:12:33 |
"The smoke slowly coils, |
00:12:42 |
"The evening's bled" |
00:12:45 |
"The evening's bled" |
00:12:49 |
"In a haze of red" |
00:12:52 |
"In a haze of red" |
00:13:03 |
"Smoking..." |
00:13:09 |
"Smoking it baby..." |
00:13:11 |
"This pungent smoke |
00:13:16 |
"I turn into smoke and slowly burn" |
00:13:27 |
"Every time a cigarette |
00:13:41 |
"I walk on fire, turn |
00:13:53 |
"Light a stick baby...". |
00:13:55 |
"Every time a cigarette |
00:14:13 |
"No smoking..." |
00:14:28 |
Hello... Hey K! Yeah! |
00:14:30 |
Alex? |
00:14:31 |
Many greetings? My love... |
00:14:33 |
Where are you calling from? |
00:14:35 |
Mumbai... |
00:14:37 |
Back with a bang! |
00:14:38 |
Sorry! |
00:14:41 |
Smoke? |
00:14:43 |
I've quit. |
00:14:45 |
Don't joke with me!! |
00:14:49 |
Come On! Smoke! |
00:14:53 |
Nope... |
00:14:55 |
You are trying to humor me... |
00:14:56 |
Do I look like I can? |
00:15:01 |
You've changed! |
00:15:05 |
But don't worry! |
00:15:06 |
Coz I'm back. |
00:15:09 |
And do you know why I am back? |
00:15:12 |
Sarah, Why am I back? |
00:15:14 |
What? |
00:15:16 |
Sarah, why am I back? |
00:15:18 |
Whore! Go back to Cuba! |
00:15:21 |
From Havana. |
00:15:23 |
Import from there... |
00:15:25 |
Sell it here |
00:15:27 |
In-fidel. |
00:15:28 |
Castrated! |
00:15:30 |
In-fidel. |
00:15:32 |
Castrated!! |
00:15:34 |
Back there when I ran away to |
00:15:42 |
Once there I booked myself in |
00:15:45 |
"How lucky can one guy be..." |
00:15:48 |
"I kissed her, she kissed me..." |
00:15:51 |
First day, I lay down on my bed. |
00:15:54 |
The hotel was a three star... |
00:15:57 |
...two of which were shining |
00:16:00 |
I stood up on the bed. |
00:16:02 |
And stuck a finger each |
00:16:04 |
My fingers weren't thick enough |
00:16:06 |
I looked down. |
00:16:08 |
Saw two cigars in an ashtray |
00:16:10 |
I picked them up and shoved |
00:16:13 |
Then I got into the cigar business! |
00:16:15 |
But soon enough, Smoking was banned! |
00:16:18 |
What do I do now? I |
00:16:21 |
Sarah said "Let's go to India!" |
00:16:23 |
But I was lost! |
00:16:24 |
What would I do in India? |
00:16:26 |
I swear |
00:16:28 |
I had no idea my fate |
00:16:32 |
The cigar from one of the |
00:16:37 |
And I thought... |
00:16:41 |
What I used to do in Cuba... |
00:16:44 |
Why not do that in India! |
00:16:46 |
Now every Indian can have the |
00:16:48 |
...a In-fidel... that's castrated... |
00:16:51 |
With the spelling mistake. |
00:16:55 |
And now ladies and gentleman |
00:17:00 |
There is a man |
00:17:01 |
The man that made me smell |
00:17:04 |
K! Ladies & Gentlemen! |
00:17:07 |
My dear friend, K! |
00:17:08 |
Just K! |
00:17:09 |
K for klinton guys! |
00:17:11 |
The true blue cigar aficionado! |
00:17:13 |
Hey K! |
00:17:14 |
Come On! Let's have K! |
00:17:17 |
Come On! |
00:17:19 |
Come K! |
00:17:25 |
I'll only unwrap it. |
00:17:27 |
Not light it |
00:17:29 |
I don't smoke anymore. |
00:17:33 |
Why? |
00:17:40 |
Search me... |
00:17:43 |
Will only unwrap it. |
00:17:44 |
Hey! Come on! Let's have it! |
00:17:47 |
Ladies and gentlemen... |
00:17:50 |
In-fidel castrated! |
00:17:52 |
With a correct spelling! |
00:17:55 |
Here |
00:17:57 |
No man! |
00:17:58 |
Don't light it. Just |
00:18:02 |
I'm telling you... No! |
00:18:04 |
Come on! |
00:18:05 |
Come On! Let's have a smoke! |
00:18:07 |
What are you doing Alex!! |
00:18:08 |
Come On! Let's have a smoke! |
00:18:10 |
Heh! Let's have a smoke! |
00:18:15 |
Happy birthday to you! |
00:18:23 |
Happy birthday to you! |
00:18:31 |
Happy birthday to you! |
00:18:50 |
I didn't do it! |
00:18:51 |
Didn't do what? |
00:18:53 |
I didn't do it! |
00:18:54 |
Exactly what did you not do? |
00:18:58 |
Who is speaking? |
00:19:00 |
Who is speaking? |
00:19:02 |
ACP Birsa Das Gupta. |
00:19:04 |
From your residence. |
00:19:05 |
Your wife called us |
00:19:08 |
When we got here everything |
00:19:11 |
...the walls are splattered with |
00:19:15 |
My wife is with me |
00:19:16 |
Anjali is right here. |
00:19:18 |
Why would she call you over? |
00:19:19 |
Are you in the right house? |
00:19:21 |
Your wife is with you? |
00:19:23 |
Anjali is with me. |
00:19:24 |
Can I speak to her? |
00:19:29 |
Sir! |
00:19:30 |
I am looking for her! |
00:19:34 |
Anjali! |
00:19:37 |
Anjali! |
00:19:40 |
I am coming home |
00:19:47 |
Relax! |
00:19:50 |
Mr...? |
00:19:51 |
K what? |
00:19:55 |
What happened here? |
00:19:57 |
That's what we're |
00:19:59 |
Your wife? |
00:20:01 |
She's disappeared? |
00:20:03 |
Yes, she was with me and now she |
00:20:07 |
There are too many strange things |
00:20:11 |
Can I see what is |
00:20:16 |
This is my home, You know! |
00:20:22 |
You continue. |
00:20:46 |
Do you have anything to say? |
00:20:48 |
Yes! |
00:20:50 |
I know who has done it? |
00:20:52 |
Baba Bengali! |
00:20:53 |
Who Baba Bengali? |
00:20:55 |
That rascal omnipresent Baba Bengali |
00:20:58 |
Sewer Rat! Hitler's bastard child! |
00:21:01 |
That genetic mistake... |
00:21:03 |
...who runs The Laboratory! |
00:21:07 |
Why are you smoking a cigar? |
00:21:09 |
Coz I like it! |
00:21:11 |
Who sent you here? |
00:21:13 |
What is this Laboratory? |
00:21:27 |
I'll call him. |
00:21:36 |
Hello. Welcome to The Laboratory |
00:21:38 |
How can I help you? |
00:21:39 |
Get Baba Bengali on the line. |
00:21:41 |
You would be Mr...? |
00:21:43 |
K... from Bombay... |
00:21:45 |
Greetings! |
00:21:46 |
Madam was just brought |
00:21:48 |
She's with Guruji in the Morgue... |
00:21:50 |
I'll get him on the line |
00:21:54 |
Guruji! Its K |
00:21:59 |
Yeah K |
00:22:00 |
Why did you pick Anjali up? |
00:22:02 |
You're forgetting the rules son... |
00:22:06 |
I didn't even puff at it... |
00:22:08 |
Now what qualifies as a |
00:22:10 |
...aren't we the ones to decide that? |
00:22:12 |
First things first... |
00:22:15 |
Alex forced that thing |
00:22:17 |
You shouldn't have gone |
00:22:19 |
...if in your eyes that amounts |
00:22:23 |
...then you should have taken |
00:22:27 |
...when I smoke my third cigarette... |
00:22:29 |
Your fingers were being |
00:22:32 |
Exactly! |
00:22:35 |
I was forced to put |
00:22:38 |
It was shoved into my mouth! |
00:22:40 |
But I spat it out before it was lit! |
00:22:43 |
After it was lit! |
00:22:45 |
Before it was lit! |
00:22:47 |
Subsequent to it being lit! |
00:22:49 |
Call the third umpire! |
00:22:50 |
I am the sole umpire in this game |
00:22:52 |
Be it the first or the second! |
00:22:53 |
Either way, I'm the one who |
00:22:55 |
Check it again |
00:22:56 |
Ok. No harm in checking. |
00:23:01 |
What is going on? |
00:23:03 |
They are checking |
00:23:04 |
What are they checking? |
00:23:07 |
It's complicated! |
00:23:15 |
Forward it |
00:23:17 |
Idiot! A little more! |
00:23:18 |
That's it! Stop. |
00:23:24 |
Guruji! |
00:23:31 |
What's the result? |
00:23:32 |
He's telling the truth! |
00:23:34 |
What! |
00:23:35 |
The cigar had left his mouth when... |
00:23:37 |
Heard you the first time! |
00:23:42 |
His telling the truth means |
00:23:44 |
We made the mistake? |
00:23:47 |
Take him away! |
00:23:48 |
Guruji! Please! Forgive me! |
00:23:52 |
I messed up! I'm sorry |
00:23:57 |
Listen K... |
00:24:00 |
It was a tough call! After all |
00:24:03 |
Chaurasia is a little bit of a man |
00:24:06 |
Such people always make |
00:24:10 |
But the benefit of doubt in all |
00:24:15 |
You can't do this! |
00:24:16 |
One can't escape the inevitable |
00:24:19 |
Let Anjali go! |
00:24:20 |
She's gone! I've sent her away! |
00:24:22 |
The body has already |
00:24:25 |
The Postmortem is finished! |
00:24:28 |
The End |
00:24:30 |
...you still owe me that one rupee! |
00:24:33 |
She is killed by you, but the |
00:24:36 |
I've lost everything! |
00:24:37 |
But all you fucking want |
00:24:39 |
Say whatever you will, |
00:24:42 |
Explain it to them... |
00:24:48 |
Hello |
00:24:50 |
Hello! |
00:24:54 |
What is wrong? |
00:24:56 |
Who were you talking to? |
00:24:58 |
Alex! |
00:25:03 |
Not Alex |
00:25:05 |
Guruji! |
00:25:11 |
Where'd he go? |
00:25:15 |
I spoke to him in front of you. |
00:25:18 |
What are you looking at? |
00:25:21 |
I called him in front of you! |
00:25:24 |
I'll dial again |
00:25:29 |
Please check the number |
00:25:32 |
How can it be? |
00:25:33 |
That Hitler spawned son |
00:25:36 |
It's ok Mr. Just K. |
00:25:37 |
You will have to come with us |
00:25:39 |
Do I look like I have a |
00:25:42 |
Come with us |
00:25:43 |
Wait, I can prove it! |
00:25:45 |
I can prove it! |
00:25:57 |
Hello. |
00:25:58 |
Where are you? - Got the bad |
00:26:02 |
What news! |
00:26:04 |
How did you know? |
00:26:06 |
From the bulletin. He's |
00:26:10 |
Please can you come over! |
00:26:12 |
Nobody here believes me! |
00:26:14 |
You want me to come over? |
00:26:18 |
Alright! I am coming... |
00:26:21 |
He is coming! |
00:26:24 |
My friend... |
00:26:25 |
He had even lost his two fingers |
00:26:29 |
Who is this guru-ji? |
00:26:32 |
You know |
00:26:34 |
I used to smoke a lot |
00:26:37 |
And you feel the need to |
00:26:39 |
Yes. |
00:26:41 |
Consider it done |
00:26:45 |
Thank you for coming Abbas... |
00:26:47 |
Tell them about The Laboratory! |
00:26:50 |
What? |
00:26:51 |
Tell them what? |
00:26:53 |
About Baba Bengali? |
00:26:54 |
Who Baba Bengali? |
00:26:55 |
Abbas! |
00:26:57 |
I don't know what you're |
00:26:59 |
You got me into this mess! |
00:27:00 |
You got me into this bloody mess! |
00:27:04 |
Show me the gloves! |
00:27:05 |
What gloves? |
00:27:06 |
Show me your fingers? |
00:27:08 |
K... What are you doing? |
00:27:10 |
You are sick. |
00:27:11 |
Show me your fingers? |
00:27:14 |
K... K stop it... - Here!! Have |
00:27:16 |
Here! |
00:27:17 |
Ok!! |
00:27:20 |
What are you doing to me? |
00:27:22 |
What am I doing? K? |
00:27:24 |
What am I doing? K? |
00:27:25 |
Keep your mouth shut, |
00:27:27 |
Don't utter a single word. |
00:27:28 |
Or your life will turn into hell. |
00:27:30 |
You won't be able to understand |
00:27:32 |
Take care, K! |
00:27:33 |
Take care of yourself! |
00:27:35 |
Ok! |
00:27:37 |
Bye! |
00:27:51 |
"Kalkatta Carpets" |
00:27:52 |
Please STOP him Sir! |
00:27:54 |
I'm telling you there's |
00:27:55 |
I've been working here |
00:27:57 |
I am telling you, there is a |
00:27:58 |
...that opens out into |
00:28:01 |
Right inside a veiled woman's house. |
00:28:18 |
Awake? |
00:28:25 |
You are the one who've passed out... |
00:28:35 |
You want proof? |
00:28:40 |
Where is my phone? |
00:28:43 |
And a cigarette |
00:28:44 |
Why don't I get a Black |
00:28:47 |
This is the only way |
00:28:49 |
I am still in the program. |
00:28:51 |
I'll light up and that |
00:29:01 |
I'll light this cigarette |
00:29:05 |
And someone will say that |
00:29:09 |
"Take that drag" |
00:29:13 |
"Take that drag" |
00:29:19 |
"Take that drag" |
00:29:23 |
"Take that drag" |
00:29:28 |
"Take that drag" |
00:29:32 |
"Take that drag" |
00:29:37 |
"Take that drag of life" |
00:29:42 |
"Blow away your strife" |
00:29:49 |
"This world don't seem like much" |
00:29:53 |
"Like a bubble to the touch" |
00:29:58 |
"Why tip-toe on a bubble frail" |
00:30:02 |
"On flowing water, flowing sail" |
00:30:05 |
"Take that drag" |
00:30:19 |
"Solitude's a choked fire" |
00:30:24 |
"Prodded, poked, sleepless, stoked" |
00:30:30 |
"Flickers invoke desire" |
00:30:36 |
"Bunches red, of embers near-dead" |
00:30:42 |
"Lit like fireflies in |
00:30:46 |
"Like burning eyes placed |
00:30:51 |
"It's a two- bit blaze for |
00:30:55 |
"Its two world's smoke |
00:31:01 |
"This world don't seem like much" |
00:31:06 |
"Like a bubble to the touch" |
00:31:10 |
"Why tip-toe on a bubble frail" |
00:31:15 |
"On flowing water, flowing sail" |
00:31:18 |
"Take that drag" |
00:31:27 |
Hello? |
00:31:34 |
What happened? |
00:31:36 |
Your brotherjust killed himself... |
00:31:38 |
He was murdered... |
00:31:39 |
...and it's all your fault |
00:31:42 |
You are a co- accused |
00:31:44 |
We are sorry |
00:31:45 |
No. No. |
00:31:46 |
Don't just be sorry! |
00:31:48 |
You didn't believe me! |
00:31:50 |
He committed suicide because |
00:31:52 |
And you were the one who forced |
00:32:07 |
Your brother left a note... |
00:32:11 |
In which he holds you |
00:32:13 |
responsible for his |
00:32:15 |
He blames you and your smoking... |
00:32:19 |
He blames me... |
00:32:20 |
He can't even write a word of Hindi |
00:32:22 |
He lived in Germany. |
00:32:23 |
He speaks German! |
00:32:28 |
How do you communicate with him? |
00:32:29 |
Rather did? |
00:32:31 |
How did you communicate with him? |
00:32:33 |
What! |
00:32:37 |
My mother worked in the Embassy |
00:32:41 |
Still does... |
00:32:52 |
I must say... |
00:32:53 |
He's fooling around! |
00:32:55 |
Let's take him into custody |
00:32:58 |
He'll be singing loud and |
00:33:04 |
Okay. |
00:33:15 |
Let's go. |
00:33:21 |
This place is full of water. |
00:33:23 |
If it won't flood in Bombay |
00:33:25 |
Rajasthan!!! |
00:33:28 |
Hello! |
00:33:30 |
This place is flooded! |
00:33:31 |
You swim? |
00:33:36 |
Hello! |
00:33:37 |
Can you hear me? |
00:33:38 |
Somebody get me out of here! |
00:33:42 |
Is anybody here? |
00:34:09 |
Keep your mouth shut, |
00:34:11 |
he'll turn your life into |
00:34:13 |
You won't know the difference... |
00:34:15 |
...between when you are living |
00:35:18 |
"In this jaundiced jungle, |
00:35:27 |
"In this jaundiced jungle, |
00:35:41 |
The last minute of the |
00:35:43 |
...the next minute of |
00:35:45 |
...is called as the 0 minute. |
00:35:47 |
And each year for the people under |
00:35:49 |
place where you can smoke depending |
00:35:52 |
"My eyes that spoke, now wisps of |
00:36:01 |
"There is nobody around. |
00:36:10 |
"My eyes that spoke, |
00:36:14 |
...the light gives way to dark" |
00:36:20 |
"There is nobody around. |
00:36:26 |
"There is a bit pain left. |
00:36:32 |
"Smoke, stoke, smoke it" |
00:36:43 |
"Smoke, stoke, smoke it" |
00:36:49 |
"Smoke, stoke, smoke it" |
00:36:52 |
"Smoke, stoke, smoke it" |
00:36:55 |
"Smoke, stoke, smoke it" |
00:36:58 |
"Smoke, stoke, smoke it" |
00:37:01 |
"Smoke, stoke, smoke it" |
00:37:05 |
"Smoke, stoke, smoke it" |
00:37:07 |
"Smoke your life, smoke |
00:37:13 |
"Smoke the weave of your |
00:37:17 |
"Smoke, stoke, smoke it" |
00:37:20 |
"Smoke, stoke, smoke it" |
00:37:30 |
"This heady high, and |
00:37:43 |
"This tongue-less lie |
00:37:55 |
"Smoke the word that |
00:38:01 |
"Smoke the ash of night to its tip" |
00:38:09 |
"Smoke away the dark, |
00:38:15 |
10...9... |
00:38:17 |
8... |
00:38:20 |
6...5... |
00:38:22 |
4...3... |
00:38:25 |
2...1... |
00:38:27 |
And |
00:38:29 |
You are no longer confined |
00:38:33 |
...aspects or surfaces that |
00:38:39 |
You'll now experience the |
00:38:44 |
It is a magic sensory feeling |
00:38:47 |
...a minor consequences |
00:38:50 |
You are now in the limits |
00:38:54 |
But not beyond space, |
00:38:56 |
A bit strange! |
00:39:06 |
"When the high has broken, it's |
00:39:19 |
"We pick the bits, collect our |
00:39:46 |
Hello? |
00:39:47 |
Anjali? |
00:39:48 |
Where are you? |
00:39:50 |
You're alive! |
00:39:55 |
I'm dreaming again... |
00:39:57 |
Why did you ask me if I was alive? |
00:40:03 |
K! |
00:40:05 |
Why you doubt I am alive... |
00:40:07 |
Do you remember that recurring |
00:40:09 |
every time I fell asleep in the |
00:40:12 |
What are you talking about? |
00:40:13 |
My dream! |
00:40:14 |
My dream. |
00:40:16 |
Where are you? |
00:40:18 |
I got the number from your office |
00:40:19 |
How? |
00:40:21 |
I'm your wife! |
00:40:22 |
I'm your secretary! |
00:40:23 |
Remember! |
00:40:25 |
You didn't want anyone at the |
00:40:27 |
...that I was your wife too |
00:40:29 |
You liked that they |
00:40:31 |
What nonsense! |
00:40:33 |
My secretary got married! |
00:40:35 |
To you K! |
00:40:36 |
K please! |
00:40:38 |
I think I'm having a nightmare |
00:40:40 |
I need a cigarette! |
00:40:41 |
I can't take this anymore |
00:40:43 |
I would rather that |
00:40:45 |
If I smoke... |
00:40:47 |
he'll kill me. |
00:40:48 |
He'll kill me if I |
00:40:51 |
I'll call you back! |
00:41:06 |
Cigarette? |
00:41:08 |
No! |
00:41:40 |
Shoot me... |
00:41:42 |
Shoot me... |
00:41:44 |
Or give me a cigarette... |
00:41:45 |
Give me a cigarette... |
00:41:47 |
Give me a cigarette... |
00:41:49 |
Give me a cigarette, |
00:41:51 |
Where are you taking me? |
00:42:12 |
And what's the bathtub doing in |
00:42:15 |
I don't know... |
00:42:17 |
Next time try jumping in it, |
00:42:20 |
...you might find another way... |
00:42:45 |
Stop! |
00:42:49 |
Hey! I'm telling you! Stop! |
00:42:53 |
Stop! I'll shoot |
00:43:17 |
What... |
00:44:12 |
I was supposed to wake up in |
00:44:16 |
He emerged from a cupboard. |
00:44:18 |
And he from a elmira... |
00:44:20 |
I always emerge from under the bed |
00:44:26 |
They said they'd bathe us today |
00:44:28 |
C'mon, let's go... It's |
00:45:13 |
Your body... |
00:45:15 |
He can't see you... |
00:45:26 |
If you want, you can speak |
00:45:32 |
All you need is a one rupee coin... |
00:45:43 |
You forgot to give them |
00:45:47 |
So did I? |
00:46:01 |
K! |
00:46:16 |
He says there's no problem now |
00:46:18 |
Everything is fine! |
00:46:20 |
It'll all come back to you slowly |
00:46:27 |
I felt as though someone |
00:46:29 |
That was your voice... |
00:46:33 |
your inner self, |
00:46:35 |
Your soul. |
00:46:36 |
Soul! |
00:46:38 |
Smoke? |
00:46:55 |
Soul... |
00:46:57 |
The inner soul... |
00:46:58 |
...is often frivolous, debauch, |
00:47:03 |
...but with a strong mind |
00:47:08 |
...but if you are inherently |
00:47:11 |
...the wandering soul has |
00:47:16 |
Time for the bath. |
00:47:32 |
The new guy, in the black coat! |
00:47:37 |
Even he is going to be ruined. |
00:47:40 |
Who are these people? |
00:47:43 |
Why are they staring at me? |
00:47:46 |
Come with me. |
00:47:47 |
Hello! |
00:47:49 |
I'm asking you! |
00:47:51 |
Move away from the windows! |
00:47:53 |
Away from the windows! |
00:47:55 |
Those who have made the full |
00:48:00 |
The rest please stand in a queue. |
00:48:10 |
This bed... |
00:48:11 |
Don't know where it came from? |
00:48:12 |
This is my bed. |
00:48:16 |
This is my table. - So, it is obvious |
00:48:18 |
No, only the table. |
00:48:23 |
That's my name! |
00:48:25 |
Yeah. Even I didn't get |
00:48:27 |
I always came out of the bathtub... |
00:48:30 |
Me too! |
00:48:33 |
Don't stop. Keep moving. |
00:48:46 |
What do we do? |
00:48:47 |
What do we do? |
00:48:48 |
He's fooling around with us... |
00:48:50 |
Let's take him into custody. |
00:48:52 |
He'll be singing in |
00:48:59 |
Ok. |
00:49:00 |
This is the same cop! |
00:49:01 |
Soul-full, the body is |
00:49:09 |
Means what? |
00:49:28 |
Lets go! |
00:49:42 |
"With the burnt out stubs |
00:49:49 |
In this lab... |
00:49:52 |
...its our responsibility... |
00:49:55 |
to make you kick your extreme... |
00:50:00 |
...craving for the cancer stick... |
00:50:05 |
"With the burnt out stubs |
00:50:12 |
...and if we fail to deliver... |
00:50:16 |
...then we have no option left... |
00:50:19 |
...but to send you |
00:50:22 |
...Sane person would walk on... |
00:50:26 |
Because my son, Soul-full |
00:50:30 |
...Soul-less its dead... |
00:50:32 |
The end. |
00:50:33 |
To all present, kindly reach the |
00:50:37 |
The doors are about to open. |
00:50:40 |
"This ashtray's slowly filling" |
00:50:52 |
"Crimson little bits of desire" |
00:50:58 |
"Slowly spark, relight the fire" |
00:51:05 |
"This ashtray's slowly filling" |
00:51:19 |
"Slowly filling..." |
00:51:22 |
"The smoke slowly coils" |
00:51:31 |
"Smoke..." |
00:51:38 |
"The smoke slowly coils, |
00:51:46 |
You owe me... |
00:51:48 |
One rupee? |
00:51:50 |
That's my fee in cash! |
00:51:52 |
One rupee? |
00:51:53 |
Give him! |
00:51:59 |
No! |
00:52:00 |
I can only accept it from him |
00:52:01 |
This is also belongs to him! |
00:52:04 |
Will a fiver do? |
00:52:05 |
No that's fine... |
00:52:08 |
This debt will lay a heavy |
00:52:14 |
Make him bathe... |
00:52:17 |
"This ashtray's slowly filling" |
00:52:34 |
"With the burnt out stubs |
00:52:43 |
"With the burnt out stubs |
00:52:52 |
"Watch, don't touch it." |
00:53:00 |
"Those moments scorched... |
00:53:07 |
...by time still smolder" |
00:53:16 |
"Those moments scorched... |
00:53:22 |
...by time still smolder" |
00:53:29 |
"You'll burn your fingers" |
00:53:33 |
"For at last this ashtray's full" |
00:55:40 |
It's a fool proof program! |
00:55:42 |
Believe me! |
00:55:44 |
They made me quit... |
00:55:45 |
Even Abbas |
00:55:47 |
At least check it out! |
00:55:50 |
I can take an appointment |
00:55:53 |
What inconvenience, man! |
00:55:57 |
That's what friends are for! |
00:56:01 |
"We are in a game. I see a party." |
00:56:05 |
"I want to gate crash but |
00:56:09 |
"They never seem to be |
00:56:12 |
"...you want to cry, you want to |
00:56:17 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:56:19 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:56:22 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:56:28 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:56:32 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:56:35 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:56:38 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:56:45 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:56:51 |
"Smoke your life..." |
00:56:56 |
"Smoke away your senses..." |
00:57:03 |
"Smoke the weave of your |
00:57:06 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:57:13 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:57:25 |
"This heady high, and |
00:57:38 |
"This tongue-less lie |
00:57:49 |
"Smoke the word that |
00:57:56 |
"Smoke the ash of night to its tip" |
00:58:04 |
"Smoke away the dark, |
00:58:10 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:58:15 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:58:22 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:58:28 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:58:34 |
"When the high has broken... |
00:58:42 |
...it's shards fall near and far" |
00:58:48 |
"We pick the bits, collect our |
00:58:59 |
"Sip by sip, I scald my lip, |
00:59:05 |
"My eyes that spoke, |
00:59:13 |
"Now wisps of smoke" |
00:59:28 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:59:33 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |
00:59:40 |
"Puff it, blow it, smoke it" |