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00:01:45 Hello
00:01:47 Baba!
00:01:49 Where are you?
00:01:50 Here...
00:01:59 Curfew!
00:02:00 No idea.
00:02:15 I'm on TV!
00:02:17 On what channel?
00:02:18 I don't know, some strange
00:02:19 ...like on a bottle of Vodka...
00:02:21 Vodka?
00:02:22 Vodka?
00:02:24 My throat's parched...
00:02:26 ...cigarette... cigarette...
00:02:28 ...you still smoking!
00:02:30 I need a cigarette!
00:02:32 K!
00:03:21 Cigarette!!!
00:03:23 Cigarette!!!
00:03:49 Bastard...
00:06:46 Matches...
00:06:56 K...
00:06:57 Open the door K...
00:07:02 open up!
00:07:06 K...
00:07:07 Ya...
00:07:09 Ya...
00:07:16 K?
00:07:18 At least say something?
00:07:20 Ya! Hold on!
00:07:28 Come out fast. We are expecting
00:07:30 My dream... What does it mean?
00:07:32 You're soooo!! Addicted to nicotine!
00:07:35 You fear the day when you
00:07:41 But what's that bathtub doing
00:07:44 I don't Know?
00:07:45 Next time try jumping in
00:07:49 It might lead you somewhere else?
00:08:01 The mirror will fall apart K...
00:08:15 Why the hell do you smoke
00:08:17 Why the hell do you sleep
00:08:22 What's wrong now?
00:08:24 Nothing...
00:08:30 Went to Siberia again?
00:08:35 It's all because of
00:08:37 You will soon have the visa too...
00:08:43 Please... don't blow smoke in here...
00:08:45 Why don't you go get dressed,
00:08:47 The guests should be here soon...
00:08:55 Nobody tells me what to do,
00:08:59 Nobody tells me what to do,
00:09:01 Nobody tells me...
00:09:03 ...what to do...
00:10:48 When some nut decides to clamber
00:10:49 ...the world stands
00:10:54 What if he's doing it
00:10:56 ...his rope could snap...
00:10:58 He could get buried under
00:11:00 The world knows he... he
00:11:03 ...but they still put him
00:11:05 Hundreds die in accidents
00:11:07 ...but we're still driving!!
00:11:09 Automobiles should be outlawed...
00:11:11 ...petrol should be banned...
00:11:12 ...why ban cigarettes alone...
00:11:14 ...because this tiny little
00:11:16 ...can't speak for itself...
00:11:19 Have you ever seen him smoke?
00:11:21 In the kitchen...
00:11:23 The bedroom...
00:11:25 There are more ashtrays in
00:11:27 That's it...
00:11:29 Even Vikas used to smoke...
00:11:30 I made him quit...
00:11:32 ...there's this Shaman
00:11:34 But that isn't the only reason...
00:11:36 Religious differences...
00:11:38 He thinks he's God.
00:11:39 I think he's...
00:11:43 Bad! Huh!
00:11:44 My brother... He's Asthmatic!
00:11:47 I heard he's in a hospital...
00:11:50 They've removed his right lung...
00:11:51 ...it was infected...
00:11:52 And K still smokes
00:11:55 Search me...
00:11:57 My parents divorced six months
00:12:01 You're kidding me...
00:12:02 And then I arrived...
00:12:04 ...so they remarried...
00:12:07 two years into their
00:12:08 ...my dad found out that
00:12:10 ...after the divorce...
00:12:12 ...so they divorced again...
00:12:14 That sucks, dude!
00:12:16 So when was your brother born?
00:12:17 In the second coming or...
00:12:19 After the second divorce...
00:12:22 So he's not exactly
00:12:24 He is...
00:12:25 How...
00:12:28 They married...
00:12:29 Then divorced...
00:12:30 Then they had you...
00:12:31 Married again...
00:12:33 Divorced again...
00:12:34 Then they had him...
00:12:36 ...which means he can't
00:12:38 Have you told him you
00:12:41 Not yet...
00:12:44 Does he know you want to leave him?
00:12:47 If he was that sensitive... Why
00:12:51 Hi...
00:12:53 Hi...
00:12:58 Want to smoke, go outside
00:13:00 Its totally wrong.
00:13:01 Actually they should bloody close
00:13:06 My self R. K. Dhingra.
00:13:08 Rajinder Kumar Dhingra.
00:13:10 You don't talk too much,
00:13:13 You seem to be the thinking type.
00:13:17 Even I think a lot...
00:13:19 Before you came that's what
00:13:23 Wondering, why do people
00:13:24 K-Abbas!
00:13:27 What are you doing
00:13:30 Smoking! Brother!
00:13:33 Want one?
00:13:34 No way
00:13:35 Cut the crap man here...
00:13:36 No! No! K! I swear I quit.
00:13:38 Trust me, so should you.
00:13:41 Don't be my wife, God knows
00:13:44 Been ages since I saw you...
00:13:46 No! K! I'm not gonna smoke!
00:13:49 - Come On!! Just a puff! - No! K! No!
00:13:50 - I Don't... K! - What's wrong.
00:13:52 Take a drag my friend... Nothing's
00:13:54 Look sir! Why don't you
00:13:55 Your friend is offering
00:13:57 You shouldn't refuse him...
00:13:59 Is he your friend? Who is this guy?
00:14:01 Friendships don't blossom
00:14:03 My friend... takes time...
00:14:05 Sir, it takes ages!
00:14:07 Shut up. Why don't you go
00:14:11 Idiot man!
00:14:14 Hi!
00:14:15 How are you?
00:14:18 How are you?
00:14:20 Why are you wearing those gloves...
00:14:22 Oh, just like that.
00:14:23 I lost my fingers in an accident.
00:14:26 What!
00:14:27 What nonsense are you talking!
00:14:29 Why didn't you tell me?
00:14:30 It's nothing much! Really
00:14:31 Oh my God!
00:14:32 And what's that you've
00:14:34 Just...
00:14:35 I've a bit of a hearing problem.
00:14:38 You quit smoking?
00:14:40 Yeah, I have quit.
00:14:43 Very good.
00:14:44 What very good!
00:14:46 He's gonna smoke right now! Here...
00:14:47 K stop it!
00:14:50 K!
00:14:51 C'mon, all I'm asking you for is a
00:14:53 Or she'll hound me
00:14:54 K! I have said NO! That's
00:14:55 K!!
00:14:57 K!
00:15:00 Go inside!
00:15:03 I said GO in!!
00:15:08 Come now! Quickly! Take a drag...
00:15:10 Otherwise I'll shove it in you!
00:15:12 K!
00:15:13 If I say you will! You will!
00:15:19 I love my wife! Ok!
00:15:22 Did somebody take an appointment
00:15:28 I saw what they did with your mother.
00:15:31 How will they know if I smoke?
00:15:34 Don't repeat a mistake like this.
00:15:36 Do whatever you feel like, but don't
00:15:38 Sir, if I was in his place I
00:15:40 And keep your mouth shut!
00:15:42 You do what you're doing!
00:15:43 What'll you do, huh.
00:15:45 You're mistaken. I'm not
00:15:47 You're a big asshole
00:15:49 Sir... You... You...
00:15:50 And you talk too much!
00:15:52 Sir, You're
00:15:53 Shut up!
00:15:55 Shut up!
00:15:56 I know K can be an asshole sometimes
00:15:58 Most of the times
00:16:01 Why do you want to know Anjali?
00:16:03 Abbas tell me!
00:16:04 K's not gonna quit!
00:16:09 Ok... If you really want
00:16:15 Take this...
00:16:17 The Laboratory. Their visiting card!
00:16:19 Ok
00:16:22 You don't feel the urge at all?
00:16:23 No. Never.
00:16:26 Thanks.
00:16:27 Anjali, I'm actually
00:16:30 I'll go now.
00:16:31 Bye. Thanks.
00:16:41 Why don't you quit smoking?
00:16:44 I have quit a hundred times...
00:16:47 That's not what you call quitting...
00:16:50 Then what do you call quitting?
00:16:51 Like my dad and mum quitting
00:16:54 I don't quit! Quitters are those
00:16:57 What if you start hating it?
00:17:05 "Shut up, just shut up..."
00:17:10 Anjali...
00:17:11 Yes...
00:17:13 You're asleep?
00:17:15 Yes...
00:17:17 Are you still upset...
00:17:20 ...turn this side
00:17:24 Not now K...
00:17:26 Come on...
00:17:28 K!
00:17:35 Come on...
00:17:41 K!
00:17:50 Can I sleep now...
00:17:53 Okay. Sleep.
00:18:50 Hi...
00:18:52 I'm K...
00:18:54 Just K...
00:19:07 What's this?
00:19:09 They're taking them to the
00:19:11 ...and killing them...
00:19:13 This card...
00:19:14 It says Kalkatta carpets...
00:19:16 I got that from Abbas...
00:19:18 ...but you won't need it...
00:19:21 Is it his business card?
00:19:23 Selling carpets these days...?
00:19:26 It's a Rehabilitation program.
00:19:30 People don't have any other
00:19:35 They helped Abbas kick the habit...
00:19:38 He taught you to smoke right?
00:19:44 No one taught me to smoke.
00:19:46 No one taught me anything.
00:19:48 I smoke.
00:19:50 And that's it. The first time,
00:19:52 I took the matches out
00:19:55 Watch your TV
00:20:18 Anjali...
00:20:20 Yes...
00:20:23 Yes sir...
00:20:32 I am sorry I forgot...
00:20:34 ...what do you want for
00:20:40 Divorce...
00:20:43 I don't have that
00:20:50 "When the moon hits your eyes..."
00:20:52 "Like a big piece of fire..."
00:20:59 "When the world..."
00:21:00 I am not being childish.
00:21:02 Its not my fault if
00:21:04 I am 28 for god sake...
00:21:10 I have made up my mind...
00:21:11 I will call you later, bye...
00:21:22 Inky pinky ponkey.
00:21:25 Father had a donkey
00:21:28 Donkey died father cried
00:21:32 Inky pinky
00:21:35 Ponkey...
00:21:38 Sorry K...
00:22:02 Take him to some higher altitude...
00:22:04 Get him to do some yoga
00:22:05 Some breathing exercises
00:22:07 You smoke too much...
00:22:09 It's not good for your brother.
00:22:11 Anyways its your choice
00:22:13 I'll save you the lecture
00:22:15 Good...
00:22:16 Why do you always wear
00:22:19 Why do you always wear
00:22:25 There's this company.
00:22:26 Agency
00:22:28 Rehabilitation program...
00:22:33 The Laboratory!
00:22:34 Hey! You're aware then...
00:22:36 I wasn't aware...
00:22:38 remember we used to
00:22:40 And you quit after your
00:22:42 Why don't you try it...
00:22:44 It's a 100% smoke proof program
00:22:46 Cigarette... alcohol...
00:22:48 allergies, addictions, itches,
00:22:49 Baba Bengali has a cure
00:22:52 Just go check it out...
00:22:54 ...after that it's up to you...
00:22:55 I'll think about it...
00:22:56 Don't think, just tell me I will
00:23:00 When can I take my brother?
00:23:02 Not yet...
00:23:04 When everything's alright
00:23:08 Will you go?
00:23:11 To the Laboratory.
00:23:17 Do inform me, just call...
00:23:19 Call me...
00:23:22 If you want to go to
00:23:24 Please call...
00:23:26 Please...
00:23:28 Good morning, sir.
00:23:55 Will you please stop smoking?
00:24:07 Take the stairs
00:24:09 What!
00:24:14 Thank you.
00:24:15 Stupid...
00:24:17 Idiot...
00:24:23 Morning sir...
00:24:25 Good morning, sir.
00:24:27 One minute...
00:24:29 Where's Annie?
00:24:30 She'd called in to say that she
00:24:36 "Take me away from here..."
00:24:39 "I am a fool to be
00:24:43 "You fill my lungs with the
00:24:47 "A victim of your..."
00:24:53 "Don't you forget..."
00:24:56 "...It's just a cigarette..."
00:25:00 "Oh, it's just a cigarette..."
00:25:04 Anjali...
00:25:09 Anjali...
00:25:25 Hello...
00:25:29 Home...
00:25:30 You are not home...
00:25:31 ...where are you?
00:25:33 My Home!
00:25:34 Your home is where I am...
00:25:38 That's your home K...
00:25:40 Do what you want, smoke your
00:25:41 ...turn the whole damn house
00:25:43 ...do whatever the fuck
00:25:45 You're leaving me...
00:25:46 I've left you...
00:25:47 How can you leave me...
00:25:48 Nobody leaves me
00:25:52 I am nobody K...
00:25:53 ...that's why I've left you.
00:26:14 Just a sec!
00:26:17 Don't you crave for it whenever
00:26:20 No K! Just check it
00:26:21 Even I'd gone to just see the place!
00:26:23 Came out kicking the habit
00:26:24 Do I have to take an appointment?
00:26:26 Tell me... I'll take an
00:26:28 When do you want to go?
00:26:29 Right now.
00:26:30 Right now?
00:26:33 Great! You know the place...
00:26:34 I have the card
00:26:36 K!
00:26:38 You're doing the right thing ok...
00:26:39 I'll inform them right away- bye.
00:26:50 Hello. Welcome to The Laboratory.
00:26:54 Listen this is Abbas
00:26:56 I want to send you another patient
00:26:57 Abbas what?
00:26:58 Tyrewala
00:27:00 His name is...
00:27:01 ...but before that, what
00:27:05 Well... I guess you haven't read
00:27:07 ...as soon as your referred
00:27:09 ...you'll get your cut-back
00:27:13 No... No... No... its ok
00:27:14 Write down your tracking number
00:27:16 Please hold for a minute...
00:27:17 Hey waiter! Come here!...
00:27:31 Take the Call.
00:27:36 Hello!
00:27:37 I'm going to quit...
00:27:40 I swear...
00:27:42 Please come back...
00:27:44 Come back.
00:27:45 I'm trying really hard...
00:27:47 Hmm...
00:27:49 Hmmmm OK...
00:27:51 You're coming?
00:27:52 I'm going
00:27:54 Thanks...
00:28:36 No change
00:28:38 Don't worry. I've change
00:28:39 So - Keep it. You are
00:29:57 Where is the laboratory?
00:29:58 There.
00:30:49 Hey uncle
00:30:57 You sell oil? Carpets? What is this?
00:31:00 Where's The Laboratory?
00:31:11 Wonderful.
00:31:47 What?
00:31:49 What you are looking for.
00:31:52 Down there?
00:31:56 If you don't want to
00:31:58 One second.
00:32:26 Where's this Laboratory?
00:32:27 Below...
00:32:37 Ma'am! Where's the Laboratory?
00:32:39 Down there...
00:32:41 Thank you.
00:32:52 Where's the Laboratory?
00:32:53 Down There
00:32:55 Is there another level below
00:32:58 Go down further...
00:33:00 Why couldn't they get
00:33:18 Hey.
00:33:25 This way or that way...
00:33:26 That way.
00:33:46 Hello - Where's this Laboratory?
00:33:48 Welcome
00:33:49 No!
00:33:51 Mr. Abbas must have sent you!
00:33:54 Mind blowing!
00:33:58 Follow me
00:34:13 Come
00:34:40 Who were those people?
00:34:42 Hello! I'm asking you?
00:34:44 Greetings
00:34:46 Guruji sits there.
00:34:47 Guruji might be sitting there but
00:34:54 Nothing is made on one level here?
00:34:58 Greetings!
00:35:02 Please come.
00:35:12 Have a Seat...
00:35:24 What's going on inside?
00:35:26 Sit
00:35:37 Who's this Guruji?
00:35:39 Shri! Shri! Shri!
00:35:41 Greater than the Great... Baba
00:35:43 From Sialdah!
00:35:44 He is coming!!
00:36:10 Prologue please...
00:36:12 I... my name is K...
00:36:14 And you feel the need to relinquish
00:36:16 Yes...
00:36:17 Consider it done...
00:36:19 Actually just came
00:36:20 Whoever steps in here not
00:36:23 ...but completely buries it my son...
00:36:27 ...cigarettes, bidis,
00:36:31 Baba Bengali can cure
00:36:33 How do you make them quit
00:36:35 Point a gun to the head!
00:36:49 Bandits and Kidnappers need weapons,
00:36:53 I don't.
00:36:55 Chaurasiya! - Yes sir.
00:36:57 Didn't you show the noble
00:37:00 Not yet...
00:37:02 Standing here won't
00:37:06 Please! Show him the contract.
00:37:07 Yes, sir.
00:37:20 Do I have to read all this?
00:37:22 Yes!
00:37:24 If Hindi is going to be a problem.
00:37:25 We have the same in English too.
00:37:27 Guide for dummies!
00:37:31 It's rather thick!
00:37:32 If you feel the compulsion
00:37:34 ...we have that too! Our very own...
00:37:37 Pocket Edition
00:37:39 Please show him... - Yes sir.
00:37:49 Please read...
00:37:58 I hereby agree to do whatever
00:38:00 I am asked to do in order to
00:38:03 I am getting into this program
00:38:05 ...the risk my smoking
00:38:06 ...will pose to me and
00:38:08 K!
00:38:09 Meaning you'll do exactly
00:38:14 But what will you tell me to do?
00:38:15 First you'll have to sign.
00:38:19 What if I sign these papers...
00:38:20 ...and you put a gun on me... then.
00:38:23 Sir!! Kindly sign it.
00:38:27 Why do you want to invite trouble?
00:38:29 And what if I don't?
00:38:42 Hey! What's happening?
00:38:47 Leave me!
00:38:51 Leave me!
00:38:53 What are you doing!
00:38:55 Leave!
00:39:00 Where are you taking me?
00:39:02 Leave me!
00:39:04 Let me go.
00:39:05 Let me go...
00:39:07 Hey fatso... I am talking to you...
00:39:08 Leave me!
00:39:09 What're you doing?
00:39:14 Let me go...
00:39:15 You don't know who I am...
00:39:17 Leave me!
00:39:18 Hey! Let me go...
00:39:35 Welcome to the first stage of
00:39:39 ... our Quit Smoking Programme...
00:39:46 K
00:39:49 Wake up...
00:39:53 Wake up my son...
00:40:02 In this lab...
00:40:05 ...its our responsibility...
00:40:08 ...that your habit of smoking, which
00:40:16 ...finish that off completely.
00:40:20 If we fail to deliver...
00:40:24 ...and are unsuccessful
00:40:27 ...then we have no option left,
00:40:29 ...but to send you down the road
00:40:31 Would anybody like?
00:40:33 No...
00:40:34 Because my son, soul-full the body
00:40:40 The end...
00:40:42 Soul...
00:40:44 The inner soul...
00:40:46 ...is often frivolous, debauch,
00:40:50 but with a strong mind
00:40:54 ...but if you are inherently
00:40:58 ...the wandering soul has
00:41:04 The soul is pure,
00:41:07 When life comes into being...
00:41:10 ...then slowly, bit by bit
00:41:13 ...the body corrupts it,
00:41:16 ...and to rebuild that lost eroded
00:41:23 By whom?
00:41:26 By The Greater than the Greatest!
00:41:28 Gurudev Baba Bengali!
00:41:33 But!
00:41:37 Democracy is up above the ground
00:41:39 You can "butt" into anything
00:41:42 But here you have descended ...
00:41:43 ...from your material hell
00:41:46 Here my spoken word is the
00:42:06 Now that you've signed
00:42:11 ...would you care to
00:42:14 This is my cheque book!
00:42:16 Yes sir.
00:42:19 21 lakhs 11 thousand
00:42:22 Fees for your own treatment!
00:42:24 2.1 million.
00:42:25 21 lakhs 11 thousand
00:42:28 And an additional one rupee...
00:42:29 which is my fee
00:42:30 But that we take in cash
00:42:33 The fees for making me quit
00:42:35 21 lakhs 11 thousand
00:42:38 It's back-breaking work, you know.
00:42:42 You think I'm crazy?
00:42:44 You think I earn my money only
00:42:45 21 Lakh!
00:42:47 Repeating it again & again
00:42:49 ...it will stay 21 only...
00:42:51 If a poor man comes
00:42:53 ...you charge him 21 lakhs too?
00:42:54 The "Poor" qualifies for
00:42:57 This is robbery, you understand!
00:43:00 See, my fee is just a measly buck
00:43:04 That too a token of
00:43:07 I haven't started this
00:43:09 Its all for charity
00:43:12 And just you watch!
00:43:13 The money you've parted with will
00:43:17 Do you know that how
00:43:19 ...you've squandered away due
00:43:25 Yes... my lord...
00:43:35 K...
00:43:38 K!
00:43:42 K!
00:43:54 Touch of violence please!
00:43:56 Ok my lord...
00:44:00 The first time...
00:44:01 ...Abbas stuck a cigarette between
00:44:03 ...your fingers just so
00:44:04 you procured the matches
00:44:07 ...a matchbox back then set
00:44:09 ...all the gas you burnt up commuting
00:44:11 ...the mouth freshener
00:44:13 ...to hide the stench
00:44:16 ...then you graduated to pot...
00:44:17 ...and once after smoking
00:44:19 ...you nearly went up
00:44:22 A mere visit to the
00:44:25 ...1,50,000 to aspirate the
00:44:28 ...every ashtray... matchbox,
00:44:29 ...and those fat ones
00:44:32 Cigars. Every wheeze, sputter
00:44:34 ...every spoonful of glycodine,
00:44:37 ...every pill strepsil,
00:44:39 ...every illness brought on
00:44:41 ...all those occasions when...
00:44:44 ...your partner requested you
00:44:45 ...but you suspended the meeting and
00:44:47 ...the losses you incurred
00:44:50 Your wife's illness.
00:44:51 You bear a thirty percent stake in
00:44:53 ...a silk Chinese tie estimated
00:44:55 ...mattresses set afire on
00:44:57 ...all because of a lit cigarette
00:45:00 Now excluding the millions
00:45:04 ...you have spent a total of
00:45:07 43 lakhs 88 thousand
00:45:10 5 hundred 56 rupees and 75 paise
00:45:15 If you don't step on the brakes
00:45:17 ...as much more in the
00:45:22 To help you shake off the
00:45:26 ...the treatment is in your hands
00:45:29 Give him a pen
00:45:34 43 lakh or 21 lakh.
00:45:42 And what if I don't sign it?
00:45:44 If you don't do it now then
00:45:50 What if I don't do it?
00:45:52 Answer to your what is
00:45:55 ...my son... you can't expect
00:46:03 I am going
00:46:07 But you have signed a contract
00:46:09 I haven't! You forced me to!
00:46:11 Do you know who I am?
00:46:13 Why K? Where K? That I don't know.
00:46:17 But who K! That I surely do know!
00:46:21 I am going.
00:46:25 Your wish, I treat patient's
00:46:31 What's the way out from here?
00:46:34 That's why I keep repeating son,
00:46:35 Sign on it and...
00:46:37 All the doors will open up for you.
00:46:41 Otherwise I will be forced to
00:46:46 The only problem with such a quick
00:46:49 ...you may not last the third.
00:46:52 That's why just sign for now
00:46:55 You can stop payment later
00:47:47 Did you sign?
00:47:50 Give him a pen, please!
00:48:04 Now my one rupee please
00:48:08 Don't have it
00:48:10 Ok.
00:48:11 Next time.
00:48:12 Does it look like I'm coming back?
00:48:14 It's good if you don't come!
00:48:16 But son, everyone comes back.
00:48:19 In my experience each one returns...
00:48:23 Unfortunately smoking is
00:48:26 Now come over here...
00:48:29 You come here!
00:48:31 Come on son.
00:48:32 Your treatment has begun. Come
00:48:36 And if I don't?
00:48:37 If you don't come?
00:48:39 Then how will you go?
00:48:49 From this moment onwards
00:48:52 Not even going to touch it...
00:48:54 And if you do
00:48:57 then for the first one
00:49:00 ...we'll have your brother...
00:49:02 ...pay us a little visit
00:49:04 ...do you know what this is?
00:49:06 Once upon a time lived
00:49:10 He had a teeny weenie moustache
00:49:14 See that.
00:49:15 My good friend,
00:49:17 Hitler
00:49:18 This was his stroke of genius
00:49:20 the Gas Chamber
00:49:22 And the lady there, she
00:49:26 ...and the smoke...
00:49:28 ...its the cigarette smoke...
00:49:31 ...all the thousands of cigarettes...
00:49:35 ...you must have smoked up until now
00:49:38 ...for your brother to breathe
00:49:43 Enough to make the healthiest
00:49:46 ...and I believe your brother
00:49:53 And if your resolve still doesn't
00:49:59 Please sir, just listen
00:50:02 I swear to god almighty I'll never
00:50:12 He scripts with just one finger now
00:50:15 Salam Namaste, M.B.B.S.
00:50:20 Listen Maqbool, I am there for you.
00:50:23 And if you light a third one...
00:50:26 ...son before you smoke
00:50:29 ...you take one last long loving
00:50:32 ...because in all likelihood
00:50:37 ...and if your itch drives you to
00:50:42 ...it's the gas chamber
00:50:45 ...if he survives the
00:50:47 ...and if he doesn't
00:50:50 remember to give her a warm farewell
00:50:57 ...and despite all of the above if...
00:50:59 ...you still intend to be
00:51:01 Then the mightiest of kings
00:51:03 ...before the stubbornness
00:51:06 Smoke the fifth with all
00:51:09 No one will get in the way
00:51:12 No! Nope!
00:51:14 Nobody will stop you
00:51:16 Because son Soul-Full, the body
00:51:25 You can go to the police station
00:51:29 You can try to fight us.
00:51:31 You can do whatever you want to...
00:51:33 ...but you can't smoke. Have fun...
00:51:37 I shall leave now.
00:51:39 Let's go
00:51:47 You're absolutely insane.
00:51:48 I didn't come here to
00:51:53 I don't want to quit smoking
00:51:55 What will you do?
00:51:56 You can't do this to me!
00:51:58 Come with me
00:52:00 Where?
00:52:01 You can't do this to me
00:52:02 Let's go
00:52:03 Go where?
00:52:05 What's your name?
00:52:06 This is illegal!
00:52:08 I can complain about you
00:52:09 I don't want to quit smoking!
00:52:12 If you don't want to come
00:52:15 Why are you wearing a veil?
00:52:16 Show me your face!
00:52:17 Show me your face!
00:52:48 Water
00:52:58 It's time for my prayer
00:53:00 Have to shut the shop
00:53:02 Your carpets loaded onto your car.
00:53:05 Here's the bill.
00:55:35 Hello
00:55:36 I went there...
00:55:38 Where?
00:55:44 I saw what they did to your mother
00:55:46 Why didn't you tell me?
00:55:47 How will they know if I smoke
00:55:50 Please K. Don't do that.
00:55:52 Whatever you do. Don't do that.
00:55:54 How the hell will they know?
00:55:57 How can one watch you
00:55:59 If you don't want to watch your
00:56:03 Don't touch the damn thing.
00:56:04 Just listen to me, don't touch it.
00:56:06 I won't just touch it I'll
00:56:08 What if I go to the police?
00:56:09 Ok! Tell me...
00:56:12 Did someone take an appointment
00:56:18 Yeah
00:56:19 I had told you I'll take
00:56:21 Had told you!!
00:56:22 I'll get the appointment for you!!
00:56:24 My mother...
00:56:32 My mum here she...
00:56:35 I think you're losing it, doctor.
00:56:36 My mother...
00:56:38 "Blow it up..."
00:56:42 "Blow it up..."
00:56:45 "Blow it up..."
00:56:49 "Blow it up..."
00:56:55 "Blow it up..."
00:57:01 "Blow it up..."
00:57:07 "Blow it up..."
00:57:13 "Blow it up..."
00:57:15 "Blow it up..."
00:57:18 "Blow it up..."
00:57:21 "Blow it up..."
00:57:26 "Blow your age up..."
00:57:30 "Blow it up..."
00:57:32 "Blow it up in air..."
00:57:35 "Throw the garment made
00:57:38 "Blow it up..."
00:57:40 "Blow it up..."
00:57:44 "Blow it up..."
00:57:47 "Blow it up..."
00:58:42 Didn't I tell you not to do it!
00:58:46 You'll be fine by tomorrow
00:58:49 Well, you should be
00:58:57 I've had this lighter
00:59:00 I had a match.
00:59:01 The ship matches...
00:59:03 ...and that too on a ship!
00:59:06 They slapped me with Prevention Of
00:59:36 What's your name?
00:59:46 Boss!
00:59:48 What's your name?
00:59:50 Ram.
01:00:02 Bring the carpet to the office
01:00:04 Morning sir
01:00:13 I've never seen you before
01:00:15 I've been Working here for
01:00:26 Where's the driver?
01:00:27 - Sir, he want to the toilet
01:00:30 Send him up?
01:00:37 Why do you have shades on?
01:00:38 Conjunctivitis.
01:00:40 Take them off
01:00:53 Where the hell is that driver?
01:00:55 Can't find him
01:00:56 Will check again & send him up
01:01:03 Do you have a brother?
01:01:05 We are nine siblings
01:01:07 Except for my sister and myself the
01:01:09 Call the bloody driver!
01:01:11 Sir what has happened?
01:01:12 What?
01:01:16 Send the driver upstairs!
01:01:19 And you also come with him
01:01:21 Yes sir
01:01:57 ...Balram.
01:02:14 Is this ajoke?
01:02:16 What?
01:02:20 Why're you tailing me?
01:02:22 Tailing, Sir?
01:02:26 What's with the shades then?
01:02:28 Take them off
01:02:30 Baba Bengali has sent
01:02:33 Baba Bengali?
01:02:35 Look here
01:02:36 I don't like playing the stupid
01:02:38 I don't dig this merry-go- round
01:02:41 But what did I do! I've
01:02:44 Sir! Any problems?
01:02:48 Who's this man?
01:02:50 Ok. Who are you?
01:02:52 I came here for an interview...
01:02:54 ...got a call from your office
01:02:55 I was supposed to meet some Mr.
01:02:58 Some A...B...
01:03:00 Some alphabet...
01:03:18 Sir
01:03:19 What have you got in your ears?
01:03:21 Hearing aids
01:03:25 You seem stressed...
01:03:30 I'm going crazy
01:03:37 Oh poor baby!
01:03:50 I'll find it!
01:03:54 Find it Sir.
01:03:57 Phone...
01:04:00 I have to take it
01:04:03 Hello
01:04:06 What the hell did you get me into?
01:04:08 You had called?
01:04:10 You knew. Rascal.
01:04:11 You lost your fingers,
01:04:14 ...what the Hell do you
01:04:17 What's so funny?
01:04:18 Nothing buddy!
01:04:20 I just did
01:04:21 What they told me to?
01:04:24 What did they tell you to do?
01:04:25 Laugh?
01:04:27 K!...K!... Buddy stop it!
01:04:29 I can't talk
01:04:30 And you shouldn't talk either...
01:04:33 That Shri Shri Shri
01:04:35 He's a crazed lunatic and
01:04:38 he's capable of anything
01:04:39 You'll pay hell for this!
01:04:41 I won't let it go so easy!
01:04:44 K! What happened?
01:04:46 K!
01:04:47 You alright?
01:04:49 K
01:04:52 Those were the days my friend...
01:04:54 ...when we could smoke whatever,
01:04:57 Hmmm...
01:04:59 And you took mine away,
01:05:08 Remember that day we
01:05:11 ...my dad's bathroom and he found us...
01:05:36 Abbas!
01:05:38 What are you doing
01:05:41 Abbas! Open the door!
01:05:45 Abbas!!
01:05:46 Abbas!! Open the door!
01:05:50 Abbas! Open the door!
01:05:53 What's he doing?
01:05:56 Abbas!!
01:06:02 What were you doing?
01:06:03 Nothing Dad
01:06:11 Look son
01:06:15 I know you boys are growing up
01:06:18 You are curious...
01:06:21 ...son... but you know...
01:06:23 Sex is something...
01:06:25 Aah... between a man and a woman
01:06:29 But uncle!
01:06:30 You shut up!
01:06:31 We were smoking, dad!
01:06:39 You were smoking?
01:06:42 I knew it
01:06:43 I knew my son could do no wrong.
01:06:46 And my son's friend too!
01:06:52 Those were the days, man!
00:00:01 Great times!
00:00:03 No one to stop you!
00:00:06 I'm starting to feel
00:00:08 What?
00:00:14 Just look at yourself...
00:00:17 The Abbas then and the Abbas now...
00:00:21 You are like a flat tyre.
00:00:25 You've changed post marriage...
00:00:32 "Stranger..."
00:00:37 I'm going to smoke...
00:00:40 What?
00:00:41 Come what may...
00:00:44 K, have you lost it?
00:00:45 Let's see what can he do...
00:00:48 K!!!
00:00:49 Just watch me!
00:00:51 I'm gonna smoke...
00:00:55 K!!
00:00:59 Don't do it K.
00:01:07 Annie!
00:01:08 On the net.
00:01:10 Was about to sleep...
00:01:11 You have my e-banking
00:01:13 Yes.
00:01:18 I had issued a cheque today.
00:01:21 Rs.21,11,110.
00:01:23 It has cleared.
00:01:25 In a day!
00:01:26 It's showing a with drawl.
00:01:28 What happened, Sir?
00:01:30 Goodnight.
00:02:21 Where are you going, Sir?
00:02:23 I don't have a clue.
00:02:25 Why are you going, Sir?
00:02:31 Do you smoke after sex?
00:02:33 Oh shit...
00:02:36 I'm sorry. I never looked.
00:02:38 Do you smoke?
00:02:41 I sweat!
00:02:42 Book me on every flight that goes
00:02:46 From every destination
00:02:49 Am I clear?
00:02:53 What do I do with the other tickets?
00:02:54 Throw them!
00:02:56 Thrown them!
00:02:57 Like from here to here.
00:02:59 And if there are any flights
00:03:01 ...destinations to further
00:03:02 ...me on all of those too...
00:03:05 From every destination
00:03:07 All separate tickets
00:03:09 ...in separate boxes
00:03:12 For example all the
00:03:14 ...go in this box labeled as...
00:03:21 And there should be a man there
00:03:28 Am I clear, Annie?
00:03:29 Meaning?
00:03:31 I mean that if I don't have
00:03:33 ...there's no way in hell that
00:05:06 "Kalkatta Carpets"
00:05:25 I forbade you, didn't I?
00:05:26 Where is my brother?
00:05:30 Let him go!
00:05:34 Let him go...
00:05:36 Look at me...
00:05:37 Let him go...
00:05:40 Or else...
00:05:43 Hey fatso... move aside...
00:05:46 Hey!
00:05:47 What are you doing?
00:05:51 Leave my brother...
00:05:52 Let him go...
00:05:55 I don't want to go in there!
00:05:56 Please listen to me!
00:05:58 I don't want to go in there, dude!
00:06:00 Please... Leave me!
00:06:01 Leave!
00:06:19 Your brother is still breathing...
00:06:30 Let him go
00:06:31 You've got to pay for that...
00:06:35 What price?
00:06:42 21 Lakh!!
00:06:44 11 thousand 1 hundred and 10!
00:06:47 Again!
00:06:49 Penalty
00:06:51 What is was that?
00:06:52 Punishment
00:07:11 And what about my Brother?
00:07:12 Hello!
00:07:21 Hello
00:07:22 K! We've found your brother
00:07:23 He is having trouble breathing.
00:07:25 We've put him on a ventilator...
00:07:33 How are feeling, J?
00:07:42 Go Away!
00:07:46 What's happened to him?
00:07:50 Lets go
00:07:53 Lets go
00:07:56 And don't ever try doing it again...
00:08:09 I know the little girl...
00:08:11 Yeah, It happens!
00:08:12 It happened to me too! Lets go!
00:08:17 "On 1st April 2000, this
00:08:19 ...started with the help
00:08:21 "Inaugurated by the gracious hands
00:08:28 From today this office
00:08:30 Plaster the whole damn place
00:08:34 Get rid of every last ashtray...
00:08:36 The balcony will be a strict
00:08:38 ...so the lunch area,
00:08:40 ...not inside nor outside.
00:08:43 And if someone wants to smoke?
00:08:45 Then he can leave the job...
00:08:51 But why sir?
00:08:53 Because I can't smoke
00:09:00 So you won't let anyone else either?
00:09:02 Nope!
00:09:05 Bad sign, I am with you.
00:09:19 "Hey, I want to tell you
00:09:24 "This stick called the cigarette..."
00:09:29 "Yes, it is a thirst..."
00:09:34 "It is a thirst..."
00:09:37 "No reason to burn"
00:09:40 "It is a thirst..."
00:09:44 "The evening's bled"
00:09:48 "The evening's bled"
00:09:51 "In a haze of red"
00:09:55 "In a haze of red"
00:10:14 "Every time a cigarette
00:10:21 "Smoking..."
00:10:35 "I walk on fire, turn
00:10:55 "Every time a cigarette
00:11:17 "Hear someone scratch"
00:11:20 "A Ionely match"
00:11:27 "Hear someone scratch"
00:11:31 "A Ionely match"
00:11:34 "The sky is ablaze"
00:11:38 "In a twilight daze"
00:11:43 "Embers inside me churn"
00:11:48 "I turn into smoke and slowly burn"
00:12:19 "Threads of smoke"
00:12:27 "Threads of smoke now
00:12:33 "The smoke slowly coils,
00:12:42 "The evening's bled"
00:12:45 "The evening's bled"
00:12:49 "In a haze of red"
00:12:52 "In a haze of red"
00:13:03 "Smoking..."
00:13:09 "Smoking it baby..."
00:13:11 "This pungent smoke
00:13:16 "I turn into smoke and slowly burn"
00:13:27 "Every time a cigarette
00:13:41 "I walk on fire, turn
00:13:53 "Light a stick baby...".
00:13:55 "Every time a cigarette
00:14:13 "No smoking..."
00:14:28 Hello... Hey K! Yeah!
00:14:30 Alex?
00:14:31 Many greetings? My love...
00:14:33 Where are you calling from?
00:14:35 Mumbai...
00:14:37 Back with a bang!
00:14:38 Sorry!
00:14:41 Smoke?
00:14:43 I've quit.
00:14:45 Don't joke with me!!
00:14:49 Come On! Smoke!
00:14:53 Nope...
00:14:55 You are trying to humor me...
00:14:56 Do I look like I can?
00:15:01 You've changed!
00:15:05 But don't worry!
00:15:06 Coz I'm back.
00:15:09 And do you know why I am back?
00:15:12 Sarah, Why am I back?
00:15:14 What?
00:15:16 Sarah, why am I back?
00:15:18 Whore! Go back to Cuba!
00:15:21 From Havana.
00:15:23 Import from there...
00:15:25 Sell it here
00:15:27 In-fidel.
00:15:28 Castrated!
00:15:30 In-fidel.
00:15:32 Castrated!!
00:15:34 Back there when I ran away to
00:15:42 Once there I booked myself in
00:15:45 "How lucky can one guy be..."
00:15:48 "I kissed her, she kissed me..."
00:15:51 First day, I lay down on my bed.
00:15:54 The hotel was a three star...
00:15:57 ...two of which were shining
00:16:00 I stood up on the bed.
00:16:02 And stuck a finger each
00:16:04 My fingers weren't thick enough
00:16:06 I looked down.
00:16:08 Saw two cigars in an ashtray
00:16:10 I picked them up and shoved
00:16:13 Then I got into the cigar business!
00:16:15 But soon enough, Smoking was banned!
00:16:18 What do I do now? I
00:16:21 Sarah said "Let's go to India!"
00:16:23 But I was lost!
00:16:24 What would I do in India?
00:16:26 I swear
00:16:28 I had no idea my fate
00:16:32 The cigar from one of the
00:16:37 And I thought...
00:16:41 What I used to do in Cuba...
00:16:44 Why not do that in India!
00:16:46 Now every Indian can have the
00:16:48 ...a In-fidel... that's castrated...
00:16:51 With the spelling mistake.
00:16:55 And now ladies and gentleman
00:17:00 There is a man
00:17:01 The man that made me smell
00:17:04 K! Ladies & Gentlemen!
00:17:07 My dear friend, K!
00:17:08 Just K!
00:17:09 K for klinton guys!
00:17:11 The true blue cigar aficionado!
00:17:13 Hey K!
00:17:14 Come On! Let's have K!
00:17:17 Come On!
00:17:19 Come K!
00:17:25 I'll only unwrap it.
00:17:27 Not light it
00:17:29 I don't smoke anymore.
00:17:33 Why?
00:17:40 Search me...
00:17:43 Will only unwrap it.
00:17:44 Hey! Come on! Let's have it!
00:17:47 Ladies and gentlemen...
00:17:50 In-fidel castrated!
00:17:52 With a correct spelling!
00:17:55 Here
00:17:57 No man!
00:17:58 Don't light it. Just
00:18:02 I'm telling you... No!
00:18:04 Come on!
00:18:05 Come On! Let's have a smoke!
00:18:07 What are you doing Alex!!
00:18:08 Come On! Let's have a smoke!
00:18:10 Heh! Let's have a smoke!
00:18:15 Happy birthday to you!
00:18:23 Happy birthday to you!
00:18:31 Happy birthday to you!
00:18:50 I didn't do it!
00:18:51 Didn't do what?
00:18:53 I didn't do it!
00:18:54 Exactly what did you not do?
00:18:58 Who is speaking?
00:19:00 Who is speaking?
00:19:02 ACP Birsa Das Gupta.
00:19:04 From your residence.
00:19:05 Your wife called us
00:19:08 When we got here everything
00:19:11 ...the walls are splattered with
00:19:15 My wife is with me
00:19:16 Anjali is right here.
00:19:18 Why would she call you over?
00:19:19 Are you in the right house?
00:19:21 Your wife is with you?
00:19:23 Anjali is with me.
00:19:24 Can I speak to her?
00:19:29 Sir!
00:19:30 I am looking for her!
00:19:34 Anjali!
00:19:37 Anjali!
00:19:40 I am coming home
00:19:47 Relax!
00:19:50 Mr...?
00:19:51 K what?
00:19:55 What happened here?
00:19:57 That's what we're
00:19:59 Your wife?
00:20:01 She's disappeared?
00:20:03 Yes, she was with me and now she
00:20:07 There are too many strange things
00:20:11 Can I see what is
00:20:16 This is my home, You know!
00:20:22 You continue.
00:20:46 Do you have anything to say?
00:20:48 Yes!
00:20:50 I know who has done it?
00:20:52 Baba Bengali!
00:20:53 Who Baba Bengali?
00:20:55 That rascal omnipresent Baba Bengali
00:20:58 Sewer Rat! Hitler's bastard child!
00:21:01 That genetic mistake...
00:21:03 ...who runs The Laboratory!
00:21:07 Why are you smoking a cigar?
00:21:09 Coz I like it!
00:21:11 Who sent you here?
00:21:13 What is this Laboratory?
00:21:27 I'll call him.
00:21:36 Hello. Welcome to The Laboratory
00:21:38 How can I help you?
00:21:39 Get Baba Bengali on the line.
00:21:41 You would be Mr...?
00:21:43 K... from Bombay...
00:21:45 Greetings!
00:21:46 Madam was just brought
00:21:48 She's with Guruji in the Morgue...
00:21:50 I'll get him on the line
00:21:54 Guruji! Its K
00:21:59 Yeah K
00:22:00 Why did you pick Anjali up?
00:22:02 You're forgetting the rules son...
00:22:06 I didn't even puff at it...
00:22:08 Now what qualifies as a
00:22:10 ...aren't we the ones to decide that?
00:22:12 First things first...
00:22:15 Alex forced that thing
00:22:17 You shouldn't have gone
00:22:19 ...if in your eyes that amounts
00:22:23 ...then you should have taken
00:22:27 ...when I smoke my third cigarette...
00:22:29 Your fingers were being
00:22:32 Exactly!
00:22:35 I was forced to put
00:22:38 It was shoved into my mouth!
00:22:40 But I spat it out before it was lit!
00:22:43 After it was lit!
00:22:45 Before it was lit!
00:22:47 Subsequent to it being lit!
00:22:49 Call the third umpire!
00:22:50 I am the sole umpire in this game
00:22:52 Be it the first or the second!
00:22:53 Either way, I'm the one who
00:22:55 Check it again
00:22:56 Ok. No harm in checking.
00:23:01 What is going on?
00:23:03 They are checking
00:23:04 What are they checking?
00:23:07 It's complicated!
00:23:15 Forward it
00:23:17 Idiot! A little more!
00:23:18 That's it! Stop.
00:23:24 Guruji!
00:23:31 What's the result?
00:23:32 He's telling the truth!
00:23:34 What!
00:23:35 The cigar had left his mouth when...
00:23:37 Heard you the first time!
00:23:42 His telling the truth means
00:23:44 We made the mistake?
00:23:47 Take him away!
00:23:48 Guruji! Please! Forgive me!
00:23:52 I messed up! I'm sorry
00:23:57 Listen K...
00:24:00 It was a tough call! After all
00:24:03 Chaurasia is a little bit of a man
00:24:06 Such people always make
00:24:10 But the benefit of doubt in all
00:24:15 You can't do this!
00:24:16 One can't escape the inevitable
00:24:19 Let Anjali go!
00:24:20 She's gone! I've sent her away!
00:24:22 The body has already
00:24:25 The Postmortem is finished!
00:24:28 The End
00:24:30 ...you still owe me that one rupee!
00:24:33 She is killed by you, but the
00:24:36 I've lost everything!
00:24:37 But all you fucking want
00:24:39 Say whatever you will,
00:24:42 Explain it to them...
00:24:48 Hello
00:24:50 Hello!
00:24:54 What is wrong?
00:24:56 Who were you talking to?
00:24:58 Alex!
00:25:03 Not Alex
00:25:05 Guruji!
00:25:11 Where'd he go?
00:25:15 I spoke to him in front of you.
00:25:18 What are you looking at?
00:25:21 I called him in front of you!
00:25:24 I'll dial again
00:25:29 Please check the number
00:25:32 How can it be?
00:25:33 That Hitler spawned son
00:25:36 It's ok Mr. Just K.
00:25:37 You will have to come with us
00:25:39 Do I look like I have a
00:25:42 Come with us
00:25:43 Wait, I can prove it!
00:25:45 I can prove it!
00:25:57 Hello.
00:25:58 Where are you? - Got the bad
00:26:02 What news!
00:26:04 How did you know?
00:26:06 From the bulletin. He's
00:26:10 Please can you come over!
00:26:12 Nobody here believes me!
00:26:14 You want me to come over?
00:26:18 Alright! I am coming...
00:26:21 He is coming!
00:26:24 My friend...
00:26:25 He had even lost his two fingers
00:26:29 Who is this guru-ji?
00:26:32 You know
00:26:34 I used to smoke a lot
00:26:37 And you feel the need to
00:26:39 Yes.
00:26:41 Consider it done
00:26:45 Thank you for coming Abbas...
00:26:47 Tell them about The Laboratory!
00:26:50 What?
00:26:51 Tell them what?
00:26:53 About Baba Bengali?
00:26:54 Who Baba Bengali?
00:26:55 Abbas!
00:26:57 I don't know what you're
00:26:59 You got me into this mess!
00:27:00 You got me into this bloody mess!
00:27:04 Show me the gloves!
00:27:05 What gloves?
00:27:06 Show me your fingers?
00:27:08 K... What are you doing?
00:27:10 You are sick.
00:27:11 Show me your fingers?
00:27:14 K... K stop it... - Here!! Have
00:27:16 Here!
00:27:17 Ok!!
00:27:20 What are you doing to me?
00:27:22 What am I doing? K?
00:27:24 What am I doing? K?
00:27:25 Keep your mouth shut,
00:27:27 Don't utter a single word.
00:27:28 Or your life will turn into hell.
00:27:30 You won't be able to understand
00:27:32 Take care, K!
00:27:33 Take care of yourself!
00:27:35 Ok!
00:27:37 Bye!
00:27:51 "Kalkatta Carpets"
00:27:52 Please STOP him Sir!
00:27:54 I'm telling you there's
00:27:55 I've been working here
00:27:57 I am telling you, there is a
00:27:58 ...that opens out into
00:28:01 Right inside a veiled woman's house.
00:28:18 Awake?
00:28:25 You are the one who've passed out...
00:28:35 You want proof?
00:28:40 Where is my phone?
00:28:43 And a cigarette
00:28:44 Why don't I get a Black
00:28:47 This is the only way
00:28:49 I am still in the program.
00:28:51 I'll light up and that
00:29:01 I'll light this cigarette
00:29:05 And someone will say that
00:29:09 "Take that drag"
00:29:13 "Take that drag"
00:29:19 "Take that drag"
00:29:23 "Take that drag"
00:29:28 "Take that drag"
00:29:32 "Take that drag"
00:29:37 "Take that drag of life"
00:29:42 "Blow away your strife"
00:29:49 "This world don't seem like much"
00:29:53 "Like a bubble to the touch"
00:29:58 "Why tip-toe on a bubble frail"
00:30:02 "On flowing water, flowing sail"
00:30:05 "Take that drag"
00:30:19 "Solitude's a choked fire"
00:30:24 "Prodded, poked, sleepless, stoked"
00:30:30 "Flickers invoke desire"
00:30:36 "Bunches red, of embers near-dead"
00:30:42 "Lit like fireflies in
00:30:46 "Like burning eyes placed
00:30:51 "It's a two- bit blaze for
00:30:55 "Its two world's smoke
00:31:01 "This world don't seem like much"
00:31:06 "Like a bubble to the touch"
00:31:10 "Why tip-toe on a bubble frail"
00:31:15 "On flowing water, flowing sail"
00:31:18 "Take that drag"
00:31:27 Hello?
00:31:34 What happened?
00:31:36 Your brotherjust killed himself...
00:31:38 He was murdered...
00:31:39 ...and it's all your fault
00:31:42 You are a co- accused
00:31:44 We are sorry
00:31:45 No. No.
00:31:46 Don't just be sorry!
00:31:48 You didn't believe me!
00:31:50 He committed suicide because
00:31:52 And you were the one who forced
00:32:07 Your brother left a note...
00:32:11 In which he holds you
00:32:13 responsible for his
00:32:15 He blames you and your smoking...
00:32:19 He blames me...
00:32:20 He can't even write a word of Hindi
00:32:22 He lived in Germany.
00:32:23 He speaks German!
00:32:28 How do you communicate with him?
00:32:29 Rather did?
00:32:31 How did you communicate with him?
00:32:33 What!
00:32:37 My mother worked in the Embassy
00:32:41 Still does...
00:32:52 I must say...
00:32:53 He's fooling around!
00:32:55 Let's take him into custody
00:32:58 He'll be singing loud and
00:33:04 Okay.
00:33:15 Let's go.
00:33:21 This place is full of water.
00:33:23 If it won't flood in Bombay
00:33:25 Rajasthan!!!
00:33:28 Hello!
00:33:30 This place is flooded!
00:33:31 You swim?
00:33:36 Hello!
00:33:37 Can you hear me?
00:33:38 Somebody get me out of here!
00:33:42 Is anybody here?
00:34:09 Keep your mouth shut,
00:34:11 he'll turn your life into
00:34:13 You won't know the difference...
00:34:15 ...between when you are living
00:35:18 "In this jaundiced jungle,
00:35:27 "In this jaundiced jungle,
00:35:41 The last minute of the
00:35:43 ...the next minute of
00:35:45 ...is called as the 0 minute.
00:35:47 And each year for the people under
00:35:49 place where you can smoke depending
00:35:52 "My eyes that spoke, now wisps of
00:36:01 "There is nobody around.
00:36:10 "My eyes that spoke,
00:36:14 ...the light gives way to dark"
00:36:20 "There is nobody around.
00:36:26 "There is a bit pain left.
00:36:32 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it"
00:36:43 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it"
00:36:49 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it"
00:36:52 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it"
00:36:55 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it"
00:36:58 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it"
00:37:01 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it"
00:37:05 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it"
00:37:07 "Smoke your life, smoke
00:37:13 "Smoke the weave of your
00:37:17 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it"
00:37:20 "Smoke, stoke, smoke it"
00:37:30 "This heady high, and
00:37:43 "This tongue-less lie
00:37:55 "Smoke the word that
00:38:01 "Smoke the ash of night to its tip"
00:38:09 "Smoke away the dark,
00:38:15 10...9...
00:38:17 8...
00:38:20 6...5...
00:38:22 4...3...
00:38:25 2...1...
00:38:27 And
00:38:29 You are no longer confined
00:38:33 ...aspects or surfaces that
00:38:39 You'll now experience the
00:38:44 It is a magic sensory feeling
00:38:47 ...a minor consequences
00:38:50 You are now in the limits
00:38:54 But not beyond space,
00:38:56 A bit strange!
00:39:06 "When the high has broken, it's
00:39:19 "We pick the bits, collect our
00:39:46 Hello?
00:39:47 Anjali?
00:39:48 Where are you?
00:39:50 You're alive!
00:39:55 I'm dreaming again...
00:39:57 Why did you ask me if I was alive?
00:40:03 K!
00:40:05 Why you doubt I am alive...
00:40:07 Do you remember that recurring
00:40:09 every time I fell asleep in the
00:40:12 What are you talking about?
00:40:13 My dream!
00:40:14 My dream.
00:40:16 Where are you?
00:40:18 I got the number from your office
00:40:19 How?
00:40:21 I'm your wife!
00:40:22 I'm your secretary!
00:40:23 Remember!
00:40:25 You didn't want anyone at the
00:40:27 ...that I was your wife too
00:40:29 You liked that they
00:40:31 What nonsense!
00:40:33 My secretary got married!
00:40:35 To you K!
00:40:36 K please!
00:40:38 I think I'm having a nightmare
00:40:40 I need a cigarette!
00:40:41 I can't take this anymore
00:40:43 I would rather that
00:40:45 If I smoke...
00:40:47 he'll kill me.
00:40:48 He'll kill me if I
00:40:51 I'll call you back!
00:41:06 Cigarette?
00:41:08 No!
00:41:40 Shoot me...
00:41:42 Shoot me...
00:41:44 Or give me a cigarette...
00:41:45 Give me a cigarette...
00:41:47 Give me a cigarette...
00:41:49 Give me a cigarette,
00:41:51 Where are you taking me?
00:42:12 And what's the bathtub doing in
00:42:15 I don't know...
00:42:17 Next time try jumping in it,
00:42:20 ...you might find another way...
00:42:45 Stop!
00:42:49 Hey! I'm telling you! Stop!
00:42:53 Stop! I'll shoot
00:43:17 What...
00:44:12 I was supposed to wake up in
00:44:16 He emerged from a cupboard.
00:44:18 And he from a elmira...
00:44:20 I always emerge from under the bed
00:44:26 They said they'd bathe us today
00:44:28 C'mon, let's go... It's
00:45:13 Your body...
00:45:15 He can't see you...
00:45:26 If you want, you can speak
00:45:32 All you need is a one rupee coin...
00:45:43 You forgot to give them
00:45:47 So did I?
00:46:01 K!
00:46:16 He says there's no problem now
00:46:18 Everything is fine!
00:46:20 It'll all come back to you slowly
00:46:27 I felt as though someone
00:46:29 That was your voice...
00:46:33 your inner self,
00:46:35 Your soul.
00:46:36 Soul!
00:46:38 Smoke?
00:46:55 Soul...
00:46:57 The inner soul...
00:46:58 ...is often frivolous, debauch,
00:47:03 ...but with a strong mind
00:47:08 ...but if you are inherently
00:47:11 ...the wandering soul has
00:47:16 Time for the bath.
00:47:32 The new guy, in the black coat!
00:47:37 Even he is going to be ruined.
00:47:40 Who are these people?
00:47:43 Why are they staring at me?
00:47:46 Come with me.
00:47:47 Hello!
00:47:49 I'm asking you!
00:47:51 Move away from the windows!
00:47:53 Away from the windows!
00:47:55 Those who have made the full
00:48:00 The rest please stand in a queue.
00:48:10 This bed...
00:48:11 Don't know where it came from?
00:48:12 This is my bed.
00:48:16 This is my table. - So, it is obvious
00:48:18 No, only the table.
00:48:23 That's my name!
00:48:25 Yeah. Even I didn't get
00:48:27 I always came out of the bathtub...
00:48:30 Me too!
00:48:33 Don't stop. Keep moving.
00:48:46 What do we do?
00:48:47 What do we do?
00:48:48 He's fooling around with us...
00:48:50 Let's take him into custody.
00:48:52 He'll be singing in
00:48:59 Ok.
00:49:00 This is the same cop!
00:49:01 Soul-full, the body is
00:49:09 Means what?
00:49:28 Lets go!
00:49:42 "With the burnt out stubs
00:49:49 In this lab...
00:49:52 ...its our responsibility...
00:49:55 to make you kick your extreme...
00:50:00 ...craving for the cancer stick...
00:50:05 "With the burnt out stubs
00:50:12 ...and if we fail to deliver...
00:50:16 ...then we have no option left...
00:50:19 ...but to send you
00:50:22 ...Sane person would walk on...
00:50:26 Because my son, Soul-full
00:50:30 ...Soul-less its dead...
00:50:32 The end.
00:50:33 To all present, kindly reach the
00:50:37 The doors are about to open.
00:50:40 "This ashtray's slowly filling"
00:50:52 "Crimson little bits of desire"
00:50:58 "Slowly spark, relight the fire"
00:51:05 "This ashtray's slowly filling"
00:51:19 "Slowly filling..."
00:51:22 "The smoke slowly coils"
00:51:31 "Smoke..."
00:51:38 "The smoke slowly coils,
00:51:46 You owe me...
00:51:48 One rupee?
00:51:50 That's my fee in cash!
00:51:52 One rupee?
00:51:53 Give him!
00:51:59 No!
00:52:00 I can only accept it from him
00:52:01 This is also belongs to him!
00:52:04 Will a fiver do?
00:52:05 No that's fine...
00:52:08 This debt will lay a heavy
00:52:14 Make him bathe...
00:52:17 "This ashtray's slowly filling"
00:52:34 "With the burnt out stubs
00:52:43 "With the burnt out stubs
00:52:52 "Watch, don't touch it."
00:53:00 "Those moments scorched...
00:53:07 ...by time still smolder"
00:53:16 "Those moments scorched...
00:53:22 ...by time still smolder"
00:53:29 "You'll burn your fingers"
00:53:33 "For at last this ashtray's full"
00:55:40 It's a fool proof program!
00:55:42 Believe me!
00:55:44 They made me quit...
00:55:45 Even Abbas
00:55:47 At least check it out!
00:55:50 I can take an appointment
00:55:53 What inconvenience, man!
00:55:57 That's what friends are for!
00:56:01 "We are in a game. I see a party."
00:56:05 "I want to gate crash but
00:56:09 "They never seem to be
00:56:12 "...you want to cry, you want to
00:56:17 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:56:19 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:56:22 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:56:28 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:56:32 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:56:35 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:56:38 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:56:45 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:56:51 "Smoke your life..."
00:56:56 "Smoke away your senses..."
00:57:03 "Smoke the weave of your
00:57:06 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:57:13 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:57:25 "This heady high, and
00:57:38 "This tongue-less lie
00:57:49 "Smoke the word that
00:57:56 "Smoke the ash of night to its tip"
00:58:04 "Smoke away the dark,
00:58:10 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:58:15 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:58:22 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:58:28 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:58:34 "When the high has broken...
00:58:42 ...it's shards fall near and far"
00:58:48 "We pick the bits, collect our
00:58:59 "Sip by sip, I scald my lip,
00:59:05 "My eyes that spoke,
00:59:13 "Now wisps of smoke"
00:59:28 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:59:33 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"
00:59:40 "Puff it, blow it, smoke it"