Normal Adolescent Behavior

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00:00:16 The six of us met
00:00:18 and we've been together
00:00:21 The sex, the Saturday nights,
00:00:28 And not all of it was my idea,
00:00:34 The boxes have been with us as
00:00:37 and they're a snapshot
00:00:43 The rules of the boxes
00:00:46 You can put something in...
00:00:48 take something out...
00:00:50 but you have to say why...
00:00:52 and your box can never be empty.
00:00:55 And the rules for the six of us
00:01:00 stay together, be a family...
00:01:03 Iove each other,
00:01:16 # Video, video saved the day #
00:01:19 # Everyone's looking
00:01:23 # No matter what it takes #
00:01:25 # Don't matter
00:01:29 # We're gonna take a chance #
00:01:31 # And gonna help ourself
00:01:37 # Sipping my wine
00:01:40 # Golf wing polos
00:01:44 # I could never understand #
00:01:46 # Never understand
00:01:50 # You know I hate to say #
00:01:52 # But I'm
00:01:58 # I've been going nowhere
00:02:05 # I've been going nowhere
00:02:11 # I've been saving myself #
00:02:13 # For a high-speed
00:02:17 # Yeah, yeah, yeah #
00:02:24 Wendy!
00:02:25 Whoo!
00:02:29 - Hi!
00:02:32 Nice BMW.
00:02:33 Check this shit out.
00:02:36 Hi.
00:02:37 - Where'd you get your purse? Target?
00:02:41 Don't do it.
00:02:43 You can buy 'em. I made mine.
00:02:44 - Hey, wo-man.
00:02:45 - Hey, sweetheart.
00:02:46 Seriously, guys, see her tan?
00:02:48 - Yeah.
00:02:50 - I know.
00:02:52 - Are you serious?
00:02:53 - Yikes.
00:02:55 You should burn that hat.
00:02:56 - Yeah.
00:02:58 You can't burn it.
00:03:00 Well, he could burn
00:03:02 - Yeah, why not?
00:03:04 - Come on.
00:03:07 Burn it a little bit.
00:03:09 - Take the lighter.
00:03:11 All right. All right.
00:03:12 "I don't like Von Dutch.
00:03:15 - Come on, dude.
00:03:16 Ooh, God, it smells really bad.
00:03:19 - Whoo-whoo!
00:03:22 Sorry about that.
00:03:25 What?
00:03:26 I like your necklace.
00:03:29 "I like your necklace."
00:03:31 Bitch.
00:03:32 Okay, I think we've
00:03:34 - Yep.
00:03:36 Ann, let go.
00:03:38 Are you leaving?
00:03:39 - Uh, no, I got to wait for my brother.
00:03:42 Bye.
00:03:44 - Bye.
00:03:45 - No, I'm taking it.
00:03:48 Bye.
00:03:51 All right, so what?
00:03:52 I'll just, uh, call you later?
00:03:54 Call me later.
00:03:57 - Ahh!
00:03:59 Kiss her, yeah!
00:04:00 What the fuck, man?
00:04:01 Seriously.
00:04:03 When did being a lesbian...
00:04:04 become cooler
00:04:07 You've never blown a rock star.
00:04:08 Neither have you.
00:04:10 - So?
00:04:13 What if you could blow
00:04:16 Ruin what we have?
00:04:17 Mmm...
00:04:18 That's my girl!
00:04:19 Ow! Yes.
00:04:23 - See ya.
00:04:26 Had to cut our string.
00:04:29 Bye.
00:04:30 See you later.
00:05:30 You're not blowin' up
00:05:33 Did you follow me here?
00:05:37 I'm just trying to get
00:05:41 The lay of the land, huh?
00:05:43 Yeah.
00:05:45 I'm new, so I figured I could...
00:05:47 I don't know, memorize
00:05:50 Not much to memorize.
00:05:54 So please tell me you're
00:06:01 Get the lights for me?
00:06:10 Okay, I read about this...
00:06:12 and I really wanted to try it.
00:06:14 Apparently,
00:06:19 I think it's so cool...
00:06:20 how they have
00:06:21 like, "excited,"
00:06:24 Ooh, some of them
00:06:26 Hmm?
00:06:28 Let's see.
00:06:35 That is pretty cool.
00:06:37 But couldn't you
00:06:41 Nah. I hate chemistry.
00:06:44 Your secret's safe with me.
00:06:46 Hmm! Who would you tell?
00:06:50 Right. Uh, well,
00:06:52 so I'd never make fun of you
00:06:56 Wendy!
00:07:00 Come on!
00:07:02 My brother Nathan.
00:07:04 Can we go home already...
00:07:10 You coming?
00:07:16 Uh... hey, I'm Sean.
00:07:18 Hi.
00:07:22 These are the classrooms.
00:07:24 Have you read The Watchmen?
00:07:25 I have all of them...
00:07:26 if you wanna, uh,
00:07:28 Yeah. Yeah, I'll read 'em.
00:07:29 This is the library...
00:07:30 Or you could come over
00:07:32 - if you want.
00:07:33 where people
00:07:35 and talk about
00:07:36 in the public bathrooms.
00:07:37 Mm.
00:07:38 "Respect," again...
00:07:39 the word that comes
00:07:43 So, tomorrow,
00:07:45 - Tomorrow or the...
00:07:46 Wendy.
00:07:50 This is me.
00:07:51 Ah, this is me.
00:07:53 Yeah, I know.
00:07:56 You know?
00:08:01 How do you know me?
00:08:02 I mean, l...
00:08:04 I didn't know who you were.
00:08:08 Well, I'm gonna head inside.
00:08:11 You could come over,
00:08:12 Ask my mom about impure
00:08:16 No, I'm cool. See ya.
00:08:18 Okay, fine.
00:08:24 Why'd you tell him
00:08:26 Why not?
00:08:28 # I like all the girls,
00:08:32 # I like all the girls,
00:08:36 # Everybody, come on #
00:08:38 # Ah, ah, ah #
00:08:41 # It's not a question
00:08:46 # I'd do anything
00:08:51 # Change my name
00:08:56 # Just to escape
00:09:00 # You know why? #
00:09:01 # I like all the girls,
00:09:05 # I like all the girls
00:09:09 # They tell me so #
00:09:13 # Ha! They tell me so #
00:09:15 # Oh #
00:09:19 # That's how I know, oh #
00:09:21 # Yeah, that's how I k-n-o-w #
00:09:28 He's here.
00:09:32 Hey.
00:09:33 - Hi.
00:09:35 - Oh.
00:09:37 - Sorry.
00:09:39 Here, I, uh... I brought these.
00:09:41 I thought... I thought
00:09:43 - Ahem.
00:09:45 That's cool, thanks.
00:09:46 - Yeah.
00:09:48 So, uh, well, thanks
00:09:51 Oh, we're neighbors.
00:09:52 Yeah, so...
00:09:56 Holy shit.
00:09:58 Hmm?
00:09:59 My mom can
00:10:02 Actually, um,
00:10:05 I made everything.
00:10:06 Did you make this for me?
00:10:08 Yeah, I did.
00:10:09 I mean, I don't really get
00:10:12 No. No, l... l... I mean, people.
00:10:15 - I don't get a lot...
00:10:16 I don't get
00:10:17 - I don't... over.
00:10:18 - Look... That... That's okay. I didn't mean
00:10:20 - I didn't mean anything by that.
00:10:22 That... That's the thing.
00:10:23 - Okay.
00:10:25 I didn't, like, plan everything.
00:10:26 That would be weird. I've...
00:10:28 - I just...
00:10:29 No. I'Il...
00:10:30 - Okay.
00:10:32 - I mean, like, this isn't a trap or anything.
00:10:34 - I didn't think it was a trap.
00:10:36 if you just wanna try these.
00:10:37 - I mean, these are really easy to make.
00:10:38 - Um, I don't really...
00:10:39 - I don't want to...
00:10:41 - Um...
00:10:44 Uh...
00:10:47 - Yeah.
00:10:49 I'm gonna... I'll clean up.
00:10:51 - I'll help you clean up.
00:10:52 - I'm just gonna go wash my hands.
00:10:53 I'm gonna...
00:10:55 - Yeah, okay.
00:10:56 Oh, God.
00:10:59 Hey, have you seen that kid,
00:11:01 Barely.
00:11:02 He's so transparent,
00:11:04 He's from Chicago.
00:11:06 So did he transfer as a senior?
00:11:08 I guess.
00:11:09 Lots of people transfer.
00:11:10 Yeah, in third grade,
00:11:13 People in our class
00:11:15 Dude, whatever.
00:11:16 He's boring.
00:11:17 Pasty and colorless.
00:11:19 Looks like a pigeon
00:11:20 Yeah.
00:11:21 He's actually really nice.
00:11:23 He's nice. Nice.
00:11:26 He's nice.
00:11:28 He is. He was nice to Nathan.
00:11:30 Oh, your brother's
00:11:33 like puppy dogs
00:11:34 Billie.
00:11:35 What?!
00:11:36 What?
00:11:38 - He's...
00:11:40 It's not
00:11:41 to be Sean the Saint
00:11:42 If we were normal girls...
00:11:44 Which we're not.
00:11:46 We'd be all over that shit.
00:11:48 Okay, fresh meat.
00:11:49 Off the rack.
00:11:51 Thank God we're not normal.
00:11:52 Yeah.
00:11:54 Hey, hey.
00:11:55 Hey.
00:11:56 I really can't
00:11:57 with that on your head.
00:11:59 Pretty sexy.
00:12:01 Soda? Anyone?
00:12:03 - Please.
00:12:07 Your ass looks good
00:12:08 - Thank you!
00:12:14 Oh, shoot.
00:12:15 Aw, Jesus.
00:12:21 Hey.
00:12:22 - Hey.
00:12:23 I can do it.
00:12:25 Oh. Okay.
00:12:26 You need any help?
00:12:27 Sure. I mean, yeah.
00:12:28 Okay.
00:12:34 You know, it was really sweet
00:12:37 Yeah, sure.
00:12:38 Uh, Nathan's weird,
00:12:42 Temporarily weird.
00:12:43 Hmm.
00:12:45 Empirical proof that,
00:12:49 - Yuck.
00:12:51 Well, here. Let me help you.
00:12:52 Oh, thank you, Sean.
00:12:56 There we go.
00:12:59 Is your hand okay?
00:13:00 Yeah, you know, just
00:13:03 - Yuck
00:13:05 Oh, no, not you.
00:13:08 Oh. Well, that's a relief.
00:13:09 - Not me.
00:13:11 Oh, okay.
00:13:12 Not you.
00:13:16 I'm gonna go inside.
00:13:17 Yeah. Yeah.
00:13:19 You know, um,
00:13:25 Did you make that up?
00:13:31 Who says it was a line?
00:13:32 Well, if you're being earnest,
00:13:35 So does that mean you're hopeful
00:13:38 "Pick me up."
00:13:44 What is this, like 1976?
00:13:47 You're pretty funny.
00:13:48 No, I'm not.
00:13:49 - Yeah, you are. You're...
00:13:51 You're smart, clever, funny,
00:13:55 And all that equals ugly.
00:13:59 Well, you're
00:14:01 Well.
00:14:03 You're just, um...
00:14:05 You're beautiful and smart.
00:14:07 Yeah, beautiful and smart.
00:14:22 I can't. I can't.
00:14:24 I can't.
00:14:26 - Okay.
00:14:28 - No, it's, uh...
00:14:30 It's okay, um...
00:14:33 Um, I'm not available.
00:14:38 If you don't know
00:14:39 then you're gonna
00:14:44 Ahem... all right.
00:14:47 Um... yeah. Okay.
00:14:49 I, um... I gotta...
00:14:51 Yeah.
00:14:52 - Sorry about everything.
00:14:56 Have a good night.
00:15:04 Fuck!
00:15:17 Well, if it isn't Allyson...
00:15:18 coming to put
00:15:21 She's quite the little wench.
00:15:23 Yeah, apparently so.
00:15:28 Fuck, that was fast.
00:15:30 That poor boy has no idea
00:15:35 Mommy. Mommy.
00:15:44 Come on, little bit.
00:15:45 Check it out.
00:15:46 Shh shh shh!
00:16:00 Get in the car.
00:16:02 Come on.
00:16:09 # Up, baby, up and down #
00:16:10 - # Come on #
00:16:11 # Till you touch the ground #
00:16:12 # Up, baby, up and down #
00:16:13 # Come on #
00:16:16 # Shake it up
00:16:17 # With a little bit
00:16:19 # A booty like that
00:16:21 # Shake, baby, shake,
00:16:23 # Knees in the air,
00:16:25 So you met Wendy?
00:16:27 Uh, yeah, I met her.
00:16:29 Yeah. Then you know
00:16:33 Uh... no.
00:16:35 Oh, come on,
00:16:37 Horny.
00:16:39 I understand why the guys do it,
00:16:43 It's total depravity.
00:16:45 Hey, you know, you should
00:16:47 Well, I mean,
00:16:49 # Pole-shakin' action,
00:16:50 # Put the boys in traction #
00:16:51 # Run, run, run,
00:16:53 # Run, run, run, run #
00:16:55 What do you mean, "got out"?
00:16:56 What is it,
00:16:58 I guess. I mean...
00:17:00 I don't really know
00:17:03 Hey, don't you have to kill
00:17:05 Uh... I don't know, Allyson.
00:17:07 Ahem.
00:17:09 And... and they all
00:17:10 Oh, it's pathetic. I know.
00:17:15 So how is what you're doing...
00:17:16 any different than what
00:17:19 # Till you touch the ground #
00:17:20 # Up, baby, up and down #
00:17:21 Well, it just is.
00:17:23 # Till you touch the ground #
00:17:24 You know, I invite them here
00:17:26 and they never show.
00:17:28 They just think they're
00:17:30 # Till you touch the ground #
00:17:31 # Up, down #
00:17:34 Do you know they put
00:17:36 That is so cool.
00:17:39 I'm gonna take a turn.
00:17:40 Okay.
00:17:42 # Up, down #
00:17:44 Hey, baby!
00:17:45 # Everybody want to give it up #
00:17:46 # Up, down #
00:17:48 # Stretchin' it,
00:17:52 # Mama wanna do the up, down #
00:17:56 # Daddy gonna do the up #
00:17:57 - Ryan!
00:17:59 - Hey!
00:18:00 Hi!
00:18:14 # Such a small world #
00:18:15 # I seen her
00:18:18 So, you know Wendy, right?
00:18:21 No. Really.
00:18:22 Um, look, I just
00:18:24 I heard you... You two were...
00:18:26 - I'm her next door neighbor,
00:18:35 Look, we had this...
00:18:37 It was like a...
00:18:38 It was an arrangement, okay?
00:18:40 And when Aaron and I decided...
00:18:42 we didn't wanna be a part of it
00:18:47 It's not like I had
00:18:50 Everybody wants it
00:18:55 So it's like this club...
00:18:56 No. No.
00:18:57 - Okay, what is it, then?
00:19:00 Okay. Wait, hold on
00:19:03 Hey, you can go on in.
00:19:06 Ahem... all right,
00:19:09 Whatever this thing is...
00:19:10 it's enough of a thing where
00:19:12 No. I...
00:19:15 I don't know. Maybe you
00:19:16 Okay? You should...
00:19:18 You know, you should join
00:19:20 I mean, we all...
00:19:22 I don't do it anymore.
00:19:23 You're kidding, right,
00:19:26 What, you thought we just
00:19:29 No. I don't know. L...
00:19:32 - I don't know.
00:19:33 We did Model Congress.
00:19:35 Um, last year, we worked
00:19:42 Smart kids who have sex.
00:19:43 It happens.
00:19:57 I have a question.
00:19:59 - What?
00:20:00 If you could torture anyone,
00:20:02 Who would it be?
00:20:03 I would definitely want
00:20:05 Why? He's funny.
00:20:07 He's perfect torture material.
00:20:08 He's so fat and cute.
00:20:10 He thinks he's funny,
00:20:11 - Oh.
00:20:12 Who would you torture?
00:20:14 - Lindsay Lohan.
00:20:16 How'd I know
00:20:17 - I love you.
00:20:18 - Oh, I love you.
00:20:20 I love you.
00:20:21 Something original.
00:20:23 Hey, Ann, are you, uh...
00:20:24 Are you putting in
00:20:27 Taking out.
00:20:28 I'm surprised your box
00:20:30 I'd torture Eminem
00:20:33 Why, Jonah?
00:20:34 Why the E-man?
00:20:36 He's so smug, you know?
00:20:37 It's like... I just wanna
00:20:39 and shock him and stuff,
00:20:41 - Like...
00:20:42 In a tub of water,
00:20:45 Nice. Oh, my God.
00:20:47 What do you want, guys?
00:20:49 Oh! Oh! Oh!
00:20:51 The marble that I stole
00:20:53 - Why?
00:20:54 - Because it's bad karma.
00:20:56 You don't know
00:20:58 I'll fuckin' show you
00:21:00 Wait a second,
00:21:03 - You did!
00:21:05 - Oh, my God.
00:21:07 That's so right, right?
00:21:09 - "Rah rah rah..."
00:21:11 - Dude!
00:21:13 Totally Lisa Nishi.
00:21:14 Said that
00:21:16 that she would
00:21:17 like during lunch period
00:21:19 I never said.
00:21:21 Who plays marbles, anyways?
00:21:23 - It's like dip-shitty 1957.
00:21:25 Yeah.
00:21:26 - One Olsen.
00:21:27 - That's all I'd ask for.
00:21:28 - I don't need both of 'em.
00:21:29 I just need one.
00:21:30 I would be so happy and stuff.
00:21:33 Seriously, it'd just be, I don't
00:21:35 - and in the event...
00:21:37 - Yeah, yeah.
00:21:38 You wanna do it again?
00:21:40 Double the pleasure,
00:21:42 Suck on that.
00:21:43 - No.
00:21:44 - I love you.
00:21:46 - What?
00:21:47 - After...
00:21:50 Let's see. I am puttin'
00:21:53 Oh, thank God.
00:21:54 You know, I'm so sick
00:21:57 You know, it's like first,
00:21:58 and cry for whatever dumbass
00:22:01 and then you fish it out,
00:22:03 - It's like...
00:22:04 - Who's crying.
00:22:05 - It's...
00:22:06 - I'm crying. I'm totally crying.
00:22:08 - No tears.
00:22:10 No tears.
00:22:11 - That was a gift.
00:22:12 What's left
00:22:15 Yeah.
00:22:17 It's like, "Ooh, this is
00:22:19 "when I wanted to be Goth."
00:22:21 Wait. What's it like?
00:22:22 - Hey, it's my box!
00:22:24 I can do whatever I want.
00:22:25 - Yes...
00:22:27 - Good point.
00:22:28 Thank you.
00:22:29 - Wendy, you're putting that in?
00:22:31 Hootchie necklace, in it goes.
00:22:32 - That was a gift.
00:22:34 You're the one always saying
00:22:36 I don't think
00:22:38 I don't think it's funny.
00:22:41 I'm funny.
00:22:43 You're freakin' hilarious.
00:22:50 Okay, either Abraham Lincoln...
00:22:53 - Whoa.
00:22:56 Double whoa.
00:22:58 Fuck, that's such
00:23:00 Yeah, I never thought of that.
00:23:01 Right there.
00:23:06 Well... I went.
00:23:07 We all went.
00:23:09 We all went.
00:23:10 You fuckers gonna
00:23:11 - No.
00:23:12 - Dude, you have a fucking maid, man.
00:23:15 - I really wish I cared.
00:23:17 - I heard you.
00:23:19 I'm uncomfortable.
00:23:21 We suck.
00:23:23 Eat it.
00:23:26 Oh.
00:23:36 I think Price got
00:23:38 Can we stop
00:23:40 Bunnies are cute.
00:23:41 Pet rats are cute.
00:23:43 Men are sexy.
00:23:44 They're not really men yet,
00:23:46 They will be.
00:23:47 - And they'll be our men.
00:23:48 And in ten years,
00:23:50 smartest men around,
00:23:53 Mmm. In ten years?
00:23:56 - Yeah.
00:23:59 Why not?
00:24:00 What,
00:24:03 after almost seventeen years
00:24:05 What, you just think
00:24:10 Are you serious?
00:24:13 Are you just gonna get a big
00:24:15 We'll all live together!
00:24:17 Yes! Oh, yes!
00:24:19 - You'll see.
00:24:20 We'll all go
00:24:22 and we'll get houses next door.
00:24:27 Hello.
00:24:28 - Oh!
00:24:30 Oh, my head!
00:24:36 Aah!
00:25:43 You have
00:25:46 Shut up.
00:26:05 Do you think that
00:26:07 Shh!
00:26:09 This is the best time.
00:26:13 This is the time...
00:26:15 when we don't have to think
00:26:30 It's Sunday.
00:26:33 You're a genius.
00:26:35 Shh. We're supposed to be
00:26:53 Ooh! Schedule! Give.
00:26:57 It's almost identical to mine.
00:27:00 What, you didn't hack
00:27:03 get us all in the same classes?
00:27:04 That would be wrong,
00:27:07 I have seen you so wrong.
00:27:09 Besides, if we all have
00:27:11 we wouldn't have an opportunity
00:27:13 There isn't anybody new here,
00:27:15 except maybe the preschoolers.
00:27:16 No. Sean.
00:27:19 He moved in next door to Wendy,
00:27:22 Remember when tongue touching...
00:27:24 was like the weirdest
00:27:26 You know, you think that...
00:27:29 is kinda like that, like...
00:27:32 Think I totally skipped
00:27:35 and went straight
00:27:36 I seem to recall.
00:27:38 I recall you were
00:27:40 That's what I remember.
00:27:41 # Aah #
00:27:44 Oh, yes,
00:27:47 than a girl who'll go down
00:27:49 I love that you are
00:27:51 Yeah, me too.
00:27:54 - Mmm!
00:27:57 Hey, jealous.
00:27:59 Oh!
00:28:00 - Mmm!
00:28:02 - Mwah!
00:28:03 - Hey, guys.
00:28:05 Hey, guys.
00:28:07 Rarr rarr rarr rarr rarr...
00:28:11 I think what Sophocles
00:28:14 is that man... like people,
00:28:19 they're in this battle
00:28:23 But they have to fight,
00:28:26 'cause they
00:28:27 this, what do you call it,
00:28:29 Mm-hmm.
00:28:31 Like a Sicilian.
00:28:33 Right on.
00:28:35 That's great.
00:28:38 Ahem.
00:28:41 I'm just a guy,
00:28:47 You can contribute.
00:28:49 Okay, uh...
00:28:52 Well, see, I actually...
00:28:53 I think you mean, um, Sisyphus.
00:28:54 Oh. Wait, we don't...
00:28:56 We don't correct people.
00:28:57 Um, we... You know, we...
00:28:58 We gather together,
00:28:59 and we contribute
00:29:02 but we don't correct.
00:29:04 Uh, everything that's brought
00:29:09 Do you have anything
00:29:11 Promethean.
00:29:14 - Wendy?
00:29:15 you might as well
00:29:16 Promethean, not Sisyphean.
00:29:19 Oh, and for the record...
00:29:20 not everything
00:29:30 Scheisse.
00:29:31 Hey, will you walk me home?
00:29:33 Yep.
00:29:36 - Cool.
00:29:37 Love you, guys,
00:29:39 No, she doesn't.
00:29:53 So, how many schools
00:29:55 For next year?
00:29:56 - Yeah.
00:29:58 No, right now, dumbass.
00:29:59 Yeah, uh...
00:30:01 - Careful.
00:30:03 Out of?
00:30:05 Uh, six or seven?
00:30:06 - Oh.
00:30:07 Those are pretty good odds,
00:30:08 that we'll all get
00:30:09 Ooh, well, Jonah will get in
00:30:12 But he'll go where we go.
00:30:15 Hmm.
00:30:16 Why?
00:30:21 Oh, oh!
00:30:22 I'll throw you in the water!
00:30:24 Oh! Pfft!
00:30:27 Sorry. Shh. It's okay.
00:30:28 - No. I'm not talking.
00:30:29 - We are fighting.
00:30:30 - We're fighting.
00:30:32 - We're fighting.
00:30:34 # Ooh, woman #
00:30:35 Ladies.
00:30:36 - I need a mike, too.
00:30:38 - Testing.
00:30:41 Are you trying to miss them?
00:30:43 - Yes!
00:30:44 - Nice!
00:30:46 Let's see, Maude...
00:30:47 what the lovely Billie
00:30:50 Are you ready, Rhonda?
00:30:51 Ladies and ladies...
00:30:55 That's me and you!
00:30:56 Get your sandwiches out
00:30:58 'cause we're ready to bid
00:31:02 First up, we have Johnny!
00:31:05 Whoo!
00:31:06 - Whoo! Johnny Good Boy!
00:31:08 - Oh, my God!
00:31:09 - Oh, my God!
00:31:12 Wearin'
00:31:14 with a little bit of pizzazz.
00:31:15 Get on up there, monkey.
00:31:16 Maureen, I gotta tell ya...
00:31:18 I've never seen pants
00:31:20 Look at that.
00:31:21 - Is that right, Maureen?
00:31:23 That is about the best piece
00:31:26 I would do him
00:31:27 - and a Sabbath.
00:31:29 Thank you.
00:31:30 - Hey, sexy.
00:31:32 Can l... Can l... Can l...
00:31:33 Can I just make an addition
00:31:34 Yes, absolutely.
00:31:36 Cry-baby.
00:31:37 Cry...
00:31:38 A moment of silence for Depp.
00:31:40 Right.
00:31:41 - Okay!
00:31:43 - Very nice.
00:31:45 Love him.
00:31:46 Next up, we have...
00:31:49 Bernard.
00:31:51 - Bernard?!
00:31:52 Ay, dios mio!
00:31:56 - Very nice!
00:31:58 - Oh, my gosh.
00:32:00 Look at his hair!
00:32:02 - Get up over there.
00:32:03 the fabulous faux leather pants.
00:32:06 Those were featured last week
00:32:09 actually, in a bra.
00:32:11 Didn't really fit her, though.
00:32:17 - You look amazing.
00:32:18 - You think so?
00:32:19 - That ass. That ass.
00:32:21 Billie, how long did it
00:32:22 - Oh, baby.
00:32:24 What? I've tried to do
00:32:27 Aah!
00:32:28 Pull the pants down!
00:32:30 - Those look very nice.
00:32:32 - Eat the microphone.
00:32:33 Eat it.
00:32:34 - Yes!
00:32:37 Oh, look, he's like
00:32:39 - Oh, God.
00:32:40 I'm gonna vomit.
00:32:41 Very nice, gentlemen.
00:32:42 And last, but definitely
00:32:48 - Chip?
00:32:51 Brrrr... oww!
00:32:54 - Very nice.
00:32:56 Ay ay ay!
00:32:58 # Wah wah wah #
00:33:04 Yeah!
00:33:06 I love the anarchist touch.
00:33:08 Yes!
00:33:09 Who's got dollar bills?
00:33:10 - Yeah!
00:33:12 Hey!
00:33:13 - Bling-bling.
00:33:16 - Ho!
00:33:17 - Ho!
00:33:20 - Oh!
00:33:23 Oh, my God.
00:33:25 Uh... my goodness.
00:33:26 The belt, uh... an added touch.
00:33:29 - I think that's a new model.
00:33:30 Very nice.
00:33:31 Whoo!
00:33:33 You can see they've been
00:33:34 - all summer, George.
00:33:35 # Dance for us #
00:33:36 Hoo-ahh!
00:33:38 - Now tell us a little something...
00:33:40 - About this fabulous outfit.
00:33:41 # Dum dum dah dah #
00:33:44 Whoo!
00:33:46 - # Da nah nah nah nah #
00:33:48 - but I have cookies.
00:33:49 Cookies.
00:33:50 - Dance, little monkeys!
00:33:51 Whoo! Whoo!
00:33:57 - Lovely!
00:33:58 Billie, I would
00:34:00 on a wonderful display.
00:34:02 Yay!
00:34:03 Your fashion lineup's
00:34:05 - so moving, so revolutionary.
00:34:07 My babies.
00:34:08 Um, now if you'd all like
00:34:11 We slaved over this meal
00:34:13 We've been slaving
00:34:15 - Would you see...
00:34:17 Sandwich.
00:34:18 Bitches, I want my
00:34:21 I... Yeah.
00:34:28 Morning.
00:34:29 Morning.
00:34:32 - Morning, Mom.
00:34:43 I would kill for your body.
00:34:46 Best thing I can say
00:34:49 I'd have a flat stomach
00:34:50 if I'd stayed a person
00:34:54 Mom!
00:34:56 Exactly.
00:35:13 Geez. Can we go?
00:35:17 Hold on.
00:35:18 How?
00:35:21 You go.
00:35:22 Where?
00:35:23 Go see if he wants a ride.
00:35:24 Shut up.
00:35:25 He'll think I'm gay.
00:35:28 What?
00:35:30 Why?
00:35:32 Well, I don't know.
00:35:33 So go.
00:35:34 But I'm not gay.
00:35:37 Why do you even care?
00:35:38 I completely care.
00:35:39 Are you gonna ask
00:35:42 - Hmm?
00:35:43 No?
00:35:45 Then be a little gay for me.
00:35:48 You be a little gay.
00:36:08 Guess you're our new neighbors.
00:36:12 Yeah. I'm your next door Nathan.
00:36:14 Sorry?
00:36:16 I mean, I'm your
00:36:19 Helen.
00:36:26 Okay.
00:36:44 Well?
00:36:48 I forgot.
00:36:49 Sorry. It's... I...
00:36:52 What?
00:36:55 Hi.
00:36:57 Hey.
00:36:58 Um, my brother was supposed
00:37:02 and ask if Sean
00:37:04 What happened?
00:37:05 Well, I think he was dropped
00:37:10 My brother, not your son.
00:37:12 - Well, that would be great.
00:37:14 The ride, not the head drop.
00:37:22 You rang?
00:37:24 Sorry. I thought
00:37:25 It is.
00:37:26 Well, uh, tell him
00:37:28 All right.
00:37:29 So I heard you were a scientist.
00:37:31 Yeah, I am, actually.
00:37:32 I'm in a bit
00:37:34 - but are you interested
00:37:36 A little bit, so...
00:37:38 Ready?
00:37:39 - Yeah.
00:37:40 See ya.
00:37:54 - Wendy.
00:37:55 Billie's acting
00:37:56 Ooh!
00:38:02 Dorito?
00:38:04 Is there a problem, ladies?
00:38:05 Women.
00:38:07 We wanna be
00:38:10 Women.
00:38:11 Yes, "women,"
00:38:14 We're leaving?
00:38:16 Yeah.
00:38:17 We have a senior meeting
00:38:21 - Okay.
00:38:23 I'll go to a "thing."
00:38:24 No, I said some other things.
00:38:26 - That, too.
00:38:28 Don't be an instigator.
00:38:30 Well, I was
00:38:31 our little housewife
00:38:36 What do I always tell you?
00:38:37 Because they named her Ryan...
00:38:39 After a soap opera.
00:38:45 Don't name kids
00:38:49 Mm! How many times do we
00:39:28 Hope you weren't counting
00:39:34 You know, it's impossible
00:39:36 You know that, right?
00:39:39 You wanna be with me,
00:39:45 Well, I wanna kiss you.
00:39:48 I mean, pretty much
00:39:50 I wanna kiss you.
00:39:54 You know Ryan?
00:39:57 She used to be one
00:39:58 and now we don't
00:40:01 And Aaron?
00:40:02 Aaron.
00:40:04 I've seen him naked
00:40:08 He's like my ex-boyfriend.
00:40:09 You have ex-girlfriends, right?
00:40:11 Oh, I don't know
00:40:12 I know you don't.
00:40:15 It doesn't make any sense.
00:40:16 What? Why I'm
00:40:22 You never even asked me
00:40:24 Well, is it?
00:40:30 It's like a Greek tragedy
00:40:37 I don't live in that world.
00:40:38 Oh, yeah?
00:40:40 The world of boyfriends...
00:40:42 of... of... of holding hands,
00:40:45 No, you jackass.
00:40:47 Of disposable girlfriends
00:40:51 and making out and macking...
00:40:53 and hooking up and going down...
00:40:55 and text-messaging some guy...
00:40:57 that's gonna come
00:41:01 That world.
00:41:05 Well, you don't know
00:41:07 Really? I can take a guess.
00:41:11 Okay, so what
00:41:14 The world where there's
00:41:16 and, you know, we just go out
00:41:23 - What about that world?
00:41:24 You mean Fairy Tale Land?
00:41:27 I've heard of that place.
00:41:31 Well, what if it was real?
00:41:41 You gonna rescue me, huh?
00:41:44 Just you and me
00:41:48 If you want me to.
00:41:49 Mm.
00:42:03 Hmm?
00:42:06 Did you just sigh?
00:42:09 Um... ahem. No, it was...
00:42:11 Did I hear
00:42:13 No, there was no sigh.
00:42:14 It was just,
00:42:15 Kind of sounded
00:42:16 - Christ.
00:42:19 Well, I don't know what to say.
00:42:21 I just made a noise. It was...
00:42:25 - Mmm.
00:42:29 Ohhhh... ahhhhh!
00:42:33 - Mmmmm!
00:42:37 - Oh!
00:42:41 - Did you hear that? We did that!
00:42:47 Hey...
00:42:49 Leave them, okay?
00:42:51 You just be with me.
00:42:56 Maybe.
00:42:58 Yeah.
00:42:59 Maybe what?
00:43:02 - Maybe
00:43:04 Maybe...
00:43:33 Price?
00:43:34 Oh, thank God.
00:43:35 What?
00:43:37 You're gonna laugh.
00:43:38 No, I'm not.
00:43:42 Your hair.
00:43:44 Yeah.
00:43:45 I brought these pictures
00:43:47 He was really cool.
00:43:48 He had tattoos
00:43:51 Wow. I just, uh...
00:43:53 You don't like it?
00:43:54 I think it's cool.
00:43:59 What? You know...
00:44:01 I mean, you think
00:44:03 Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:06 Be worse if they didn't.
00:44:07 Would it?
00:44:10 I heard you thought
00:44:13 Mmm, I think I said cuter.
00:44:16 Oh. Is there a difference?
00:44:17 No, you did.
00:44:20 Lost a little bit of weight,
00:44:22 And got a nose job.
00:44:25 What?
00:44:26 Yeah.
00:44:29 A hundred,
00:44:38 I don't understand.
00:44:41 Yeah.
00:44:44 I wanna look good for you guys.
00:44:47 I mean, it's worth it to me...
00:44:49 to have all of you,
00:44:51 And... I'd
00:44:54 and do a thousand
00:44:58 I mean, wouldn't you?
00:45:00 For all of us?
00:45:16 Hey.
00:45:18 Okay.
00:45:21 You wanna walk over
00:45:26 Yeah?
00:45:27 Okay.
00:45:59 Um... I can't.
00:46:17 Sorry.
00:46:30 Hi.
00:46:32 Beer?
00:46:34 Really? Beer?
00:46:36 I don't know.
00:46:53 I really...
00:46:55 I really tried.
00:47:00 Wasn't...
00:47:01 Listen,
00:47:07 Right.
00:47:09 Because faking it
00:47:12 who hook with up
00:47:13 in baggy jeans
00:47:18 And we are not those girls.
00:47:20 You are not that girl.
00:47:23 Really?
00:47:24 Then what kind of girl am I?
00:47:28 A very bad girl.
00:47:37 Seriously.
00:47:45 "And when she was good,
00:47:50 "But when she was bad...
00:47:56 "she was horrid."
00:48:13 Oh!
00:48:15 Oh, shit.
00:48:19 Hi.
00:48:21 Are you okay?
00:48:25 Um...
00:48:32 I don't know
00:48:49 I can't promise
00:48:50 in the middle of the night.
00:49:09 # I swear I don't know
00:49:16 # But I know this means #
00:49:21 # Nothing much to me #
00:49:24 # And I hear the voices #
00:49:26 # Telling me to let go #
00:49:31 # Let go #
00:49:34 # Telling me to let go #
00:49:39 # Let go #
00:49:41 # Telling me to let go #
00:49:46 # To let go #
00:49:58 I can't.
00:50:00 Y-You can't, and then you can.
00:50:02 You don't, and then you do.
00:50:03 I mean...
00:50:04 am I supposed to take?
00:50:05 Just till graduation.
00:50:06 Just till graduation.
00:50:08 Oh, great.
00:50:09 Okay. All right, fine.
00:50:10 Wait, wait, wait, wait,
00:50:13 What, now you want me?
00:50:14 - Why?
00:50:16 You can't wait
00:50:17 - You know what, if you were gonna join...
00:50:19 If you were gonna join
00:50:20 you know, then...
00:50:22 but you're gonna hook up
00:50:24 for the next seven months.
00:50:25 You know what? I don't...
00:50:27 Hey.
00:50:29 Yeah?
00:50:32 You wanna be
00:50:36 Yeah, I guess.
00:50:38 Yeah, I guess.
00:50:52 You know what?
00:50:53 What?
00:50:58 You should meet me
00:51:00 - Yeah?
00:51:02 I don't know.
00:51:11 Maybe. Maybe, okay?
00:51:12 - Maybe?
00:51:18 - Wait here.
00:51:21 Ohh!
00:51:30 Hi.
00:52:05 - Hi.
00:52:06 Um... is Sean home?
00:52:09 Uh, I think
00:52:12 Okay.
00:52:13 So, uh, he actually lent me...
00:52:19 He, um...
00:52:21 He lent me these comics.
00:52:25 I read them.
00:52:30 Do you need help
00:52:34 Unpacking?
00:52:42 So do you stay home all day?
00:52:44 You mean, like a housewife?
00:52:46 God, no.
00:52:47 I work for a drug company
00:52:51 I used to teach science
00:52:54 now that Sean's grown up...
00:52:56 I... I get to have a real,
00:53:01 So...
00:53:03 you didn't go to
00:53:05 Uh, no. L... I took
00:53:07 You know, but...
00:53:09 doesn't seem to be
00:53:12 What does, uh, your...
00:53:15 Um, you know, Sean's dad...
00:53:18 - What's he do?
00:53:20 He's in finance,
00:53:24 The funny thing is, he's...
00:53:25 he's, like, really bad
00:53:28 Except if it's like millions.
00:53:34 I guess it's not that funny.
00:53:35 No. Guess not.
00:53:41 Wow.
00:53:43 You... You made that
00:53:45 Yeah, I mean, be better
00:53:49 and some powdered sugar...
00:53:51 but it's...
00:53:54 Here, let me get you a fork.
00:54:12 Mmm.
00:54:15 You cook a lot?
00:54:17 Yeah. At home, a lot.
00:54:19 You know,
00:54:22 with, you know,
00:54:23 just steak, rice,
00:54:26 not that my mom or my sister
00:54:29 Then I just started
00:54:34 You know, I'm
00:54:36 Just... I just taught myself...
00:54:38 how to make, um, fresh bread
00:54:42 Those are really, really easy.
00:54:44 Who knew?
00:54:46 I'll teach you
00:54:48 um, for Bill.
00:54:52 Uh... but right now,
00:54:55 on a glazed salmon
00:54:58 - Oh.
00:55:00 Did you know you have to drive
00:55:07 It's ridiculous, but...
00:55:12 You can cook for me anytime.
00:55:15 Really?
00:55:17 Absolutely.
00:55:30 Ooh! Oh!
00:55:31 Ow, ow!
00:55:32 Ow!
00:55:34 You landed on your butt!
00:55:35 - No, I landed on my knee...
00:55:37 And I broke it, actually.
00:55:38 - It wasn't that bad.
00:55:41 Ow!
00:55:42 Oh, shut up. That didn't hurt.
00:55:44 - No, your rings.
00:55:49 All right, that's okay.
00:55:51 Wow. Hit me again.
00:55:53 Come on, hit me for real.
00:55:55 - What?
00:55:57 Hit me for real.
00:55:59 I wanna see what it
00:56:04 No, I'm not gonna hit you.
00:56:05 Come on.
00:56:07 If I'm telling you it's okay,
00:56:09 Come on, spank me.
00:56:11 No.
00:56:12 Why not?
00:56:13 - Because...
00:56:14 - Yeah, well...
00:56:15 Well, I have
00:56:16 My... I got spanked
00:56:19 It hurts, it's cruel.
00:56:20 I'm never spanking my kids.
00:56:21 I'm certainly
00:56:22 You have to.
00:56:24 You know, sometimes they're bad,
00:56:32 I never learned.
00:56:36 Spank me, please.
00:56:40 Come on, just once.
00:56:41 All right, this is...
00:56:42 and then...
00:56:49 - Okay, you know what?
00:56:50 - This is really weird.
00:56:52 - Keep going.
00:56:53 This... This is abnormal.
00:56:59 I'm not abnormal.
00:57:01 No, I didn't
00:57:02 I just said this was...
00:57:03 Fine, fine, fine.
00:57:05 I'm abnormal, and you
00:57:07 Uh, you are
00:57:09 You know what I mean!
00:57:13 Look, come back, please?
00:57:14 - No, I have calculus.
00:57:16 Yeah, yeah, well, so do I.
00:57:17 So, go to work.
00:57:19 Look, don't you want me
00:57:21 You know, like, we'II...
00:57:23 we'll sip ice cream sodas...
00:57:24 we'll have picnics in the park,
00:57:27 I mean, don't you want that?
00:57:31 Shouldn't we have done that
00:57:39 I'm sorry.
00:57:41 I don't...
00:57:42 I mean... Ahem...
00:57:45 L... l... I don't know
00:57:51 I'm not sure
00:58:02 Come here.
00:58:03 Come here. Get over here.
00:58:07 What do you want?
00:58:08 Uh, I want world peace.
00:58:11 Oh, look, Sarcastic Man...
00:58:14 able to be a jerk
00:58:16 Yeah, bite me.
00:58:20 No, no! Don't bite me!
00:58:30 You're not gonna break me.
00:58:32 I promise.
00:58:49 Ohh.
00:58:51 So you guys never
00:58:54 on your Saturday nights?
00:58:56 Ohh... no.
00:58:57 No?
00:58:58 I don't know...
00:59:00 how much I believe you.
00:59:02 Are we talking or spanking?
00:59:05 We're spanking.
00:59:10 Ow, fucker.
00:59:12 Everybody has to be into it.
00:59:15 Not everybody likes
00:59:18 Do you?
00:59:19 Ow!
00:59:21 - Stop.
00:59:24 There's no hitting me,
00:59:26 There's no hitting me.
00:59:27 Oh, yeah?
00:59:29 Yeah.
00:59:30 I thought you'd like it
00:59:33 Don't you...
00:59:34 Don't you have rules
00:59:35 Stop calling it that.
00:59:39 Well, what would you call it?
00:59:41 They're my best friends.
00:59:42 I've known them
00:59:45 and I love them.
00:59:50 Why?
00:59:51 Ow.
00:59:57 Okay, okay, okay. All right.
01:00:00 It's your game, okay?
01:00:11 You make it sound perverted
01:00:15 You don't think it's perverted?
01:00:19 No, I don't.
01:00:26 I never worry, like about
01:00:32 Never worry about going to
01:00:40 because I love them.
01:00:43 They're really cool people.
01:00:44 Who you like to fuck.
01:00:46 So?
01:00:48 I like to sleep with you, too.
01:00:52 You're never gonna make
01:01:01 So are those the only rules?
01:01:08 Be honest.
01:01:11 That's the other one.
01:01:14 I guess you're breakin'
01:01:20 Yeah.
01:01:30 Come here.
01:01:38 So were you lying?
01:01:40 When?
01:01:42 When you said you loved me?
01:01:45 I never said that.
01:01:46 But you do.
01:01:49 Yeah.
01:01:51 Yeah, so say it then.
01:01:54 I love you.
01:01:58 Yeah?
01:02:01 Say it back.
01:02:04 Maybe I will if, uh...
01:02:05 No, you don't have to.
01:02:06 I love you.
01:02:14 I love you.
01:02:19 This is where
01:02:33 # I can't stand it,
01:02:37 # My insides comin' out #
01:02:41 # So what do I do now? #
01:02:50 # So what do I do now? #
01:03:02 # So what if
01:03:11 # So what? #
01:03:19 # So what? #
01:03:44 She won't do it, will she?
01:03:45 Huh?
01:03:46 What, are you thinking
01:03:49 How 'bout we play
01:03:50 Jonah was talking about?
01:03:52 We'll hold you down.
01:03:53 We'll make you scream.
01:03:54 Shut up, Billie.
01:03:55 Hey, you have no idea what it
01:03:57 - It doesn't mean anything.
01:03:59 - Stop being such a brat, huh?
01:04:00 That's a rule.
01:04:02 You can stop if you want.
01:04:03 - Yeah, we can stop.
01:04:06 We don't stop!
01:04:09 Hey, psycho, let me know
01:04:11 Fuck you! Hey!
01:04:13 Look at me, huh?
01:04:17 Look at me.
01:04:19 Look at you, okay?
01:04:21 We are seventeen...
01:04:23 and we are never gonna
01:04:25 We want it.
01:04:29 I don't want it.
01:04:30 Well, fuck you.
01:04:32 - Billie, Billie!
01:04:33 - Fuckin' bitch!
01:04:35 All right. All right.
01:04:36 Let's just break up the fight,
01:04:38 You either do Jonah right now,
01:04:40 - Do him?!
01:04:41 Do him?
01:04:43 Who the fuck are you?
01:04:44 Hey! I'm not kidding!
01:04:46 - Wait! Let's stop.
01:04:47 Let's just stop.
01:04:48 - Let's just stop.
01:04:49 - Billie!
01:04:52 You gonna go crying
01:04:53 tell him how you
01:04:55 Shut up, Billie.
01:04:56 - Hold on.
01:04:57 - Boyfriend?
01:05:02 Run.
01:05:05 Run!
01:05:16 # Pinned to the earth #
01:05:18 # Like the scars #
01:05:19 # On my hand,
01:05:22 - Is that your boyfriend?
01:05:23 Yes.
01:05:24 Oh, look how cute and cuddly
01:05:25 Maybe you're thinking
01:05:27 and having kids,
01:05:29 and then get married
01:05:31 - Shut the door.
01:05:34 Nobody ever gets
01:05:36 It's always my girlfriend,
01:05:38 It is my car.
01:05:40 You are just
01:05:42 just willing to give up...
01:05:43 your own fucking
01:05:50 Aah!
01:05:52 I'd rather not have sex
01:05:56 # Won't go #
01:06:00 # The air weighs a ton #
01:06:03 # What have we become now? #
01:06:09 # What have we become? #
01:06:12 # What have we done? #
01:06:15 # What have I done? #
01:06:19 # We lit forth the run #
01:06:22 # What have we become? #
01:06:24 # What have I done? #
01:06:28 # Fallin' down #
01:06:33 Ahem...
01:06:35 Uh, is, uh, is Helen here?
01:06:36 Uh...
01:06:39 Could you just tell her that
01:06:41 Look, uh, this isn't
01:06:43 We're kind
01:06:45 What is that?
01:06:46 It's a salmon with risotto.
01:06:48 I promised Helen that
01:06:50 I would bring it over
01:06:52 If it's okay,
01:06:54 Okay, look, uh, Mason...
01:06:55 Nathan.
01:06:56 Nathan, could you either
01:06:58 or, like,
01:07:00 Actually, if I could just...
01:07:01 Look, I gotta get back
01:07:04 Go home.
01:07:05 You can bring
01:07:07 - Salmon.
01:07:09 Go home!
01:07:13 Kid outside
01:07:16 You are such a shit.
01:07:18 What?
01:07:19 He's a nice kid.
01:07:29 Hmm.
01:07:34 Is this okay?
01:07:35 Oh, well, you tell me.
01:07:36 I don't know.
01:07:37 It's not too,
01:07:39 - Okay, hold on for a second.
01:07:42 How about this? How about...
01:07:43 How about we lock down
01:07:44 - Stop.
01:07:46 - Hey!
01:07:47 Hey, this is hard for me, too.
01:07:49 - Be nice.
01:07:53 Be nice.
01:07:58 You're right.
01:07:59 You're right.
01:08:00 I'll be nice, okay?
01:08:03 I'll be nice.
01:08:09 It's just holding hands.
01:08:13 This is okay, I promise.
01:08:14 All right.
01:08:15 This... This is okay.
01:08:17 What about this?
01:08:19 This might be
01:08:40 What?!
01:08:56 I hate you.
01:09:42 What?
01:09:46 You left.
01:09:50 Oh, God. Jesus.
01:09:52 Stop, hey.
01:09:54 You left.
01:09:55 Now's not the time
01:09:57 Really?
01:10:00 You know what? You're lucky.
01:10:04 See, when I left,
01:10:09 You've got me and Aaron...
01:10:11 and Sean.
01:10:12 Lucky me.
01:10:15 I knew you'd leave.
01:10:16 Mmm.
01:10:17 You don't know shit.
01:10:20 Wendy.
01:10:21 What?
01:10:22 You sound ridiculous
01:10:26 What's up
01:10:30 Aaron loves sluts.
01:10:34 I like doing
01:10:37 Why did you quit Amnesty...
01:10:40 and student government?
01:10:41 Billie.
01:10:45 Yeah, so you quit.
01:10:48 Yeah.
01:10:58 Sean's great.
01:11:36 Hey.
01:11:38 Hey.
01:11:45 You look nice.
01:11:47 Thanks.
01:11:55 Are you okay?
01:12:00 Yeah.
01:12:02 He didn't put some sort of
01:12:05 No.
01:12:06 Good.
01:12:14 Hey, you know...
01:12:16 I wanted to leave once,
01:12:27 Why didn't you?
01:12:34 Too chicken, I guess.
01:12:42 Was it for another guy?
01:12:48 Yeah.
01:12:55 Anyway, I just...
01:12:57 I just wanted to tell you
01:13:00 You know what? It was brave.
01:13:03 Stupid, but brave.
01:13:10 I wish I could have done it,
01:13:19 I got to tell you,
01:13:21 I'd make sure to destroy
01:13:23 You know, like scorched earth,
01:13:32 If you leave
01:13:36 they'll use them.
01:13:38 Billie took your box.
01:13:40 I'm sorry.
01:14:10 I'll see you.
01:14:50 Your friends... all of us...
01:14:55 we don't wanna let you go...
01:14:56 and we won't do it.
01:15:04 What if I want to?
01:15:12 If you were a mother...
01:15:13 and your kid was
01:15:16 I don't know.
01:15:18 Wouldn't you maybe
01:15:24 That's not really
01:15:27 Oh, well, we feel it is.
01:15:28 Oh, are you speaking
01:15:29 - Yeah.
01:15:31 I don't believe you.
01:15:33 Sorry.
01:15:39 This is you terrified...
01:15:42 alone...
01:15:44 and you have no idea
01:15:50 He wants me,
01:15:58 Not so far.
01:16:04 I'm not the box, Billie.
01:16:08 You are.
01:16:11 You're a sad, pathetic...
01:16:16 limited, little box.
01:16:51 Hello!
01:16:53 Hi.
01:17:00 Oh, yeah, God forbid
01:17:03 That's not what's in here.
01:17:04 No. It's all puppies
01:17:07 and tapioca pudding.
01:17:08 It's not porn. It's just...
01:17:09 They made you do it, right?
01:17:12 Screw you.
01:17:25 I don't know how to do this.
01:17:29 I mean, what do we do now?
01:17:30 We fight? What do we do?
01:17:31 You don't get to be
01:17:33 Uch!
01:17:35 Uch, what? What, this?
01:17:38 What, this stuff?
01:17:42 What are you so afraid of?
01:17:46 What, you just want me...
01:17:47 to magically
01:17:48 Yes.
01:17:49 You're not fuckin' serious.
01:17:50 I want you to burn it, okay?
01:17:52 I want you to burn that box.
01:17:55 You're delusional.
01:17:57 I mean, does this...
01:17:58 Does any of this have
01:18:04 Imagine all the memories
01:18:06 all the embarrassing, funny...
01:18:08 great moments
01:18:10 without whatever,
01:18:13 Imagine it all in one place.
01:18:15 I would.
01:18:26 Don't be average.
01:18:30 It's not different.
01:18:35 Either you're in this with me,
01:18:38 But I showed up.
01:18:40 I am not a new me, okay?
01:18:43 I'm not new now
01:18:45 Okay, fine. Fine.
01:18:48 You could really forget
01:18:50 You could forget everything
01:18:52 - Yes.
01:18:54 Yes, I would.
01:18:58 And if you could just stop
01:19:15 What are you doing?
01:19:17 What are you doing?
01:19:22 I miss her.
01:19:24 Fuck her!
01:19:26 Are you crying?
01:19:29 Yeah, fuck you, too!
01:19:33 Fuck you, Billie...
01:19:35 you manipulative bitch.
01:19:37 Fuck you.
01:19:49 So you're gonna come
01:19:50 - Yeah.
01:19:52 Do you remember
01:19:54 No. Do you? Well...
01:19:57 - with my parents.
01:20:00 Whore!
01:20:01 You're gonna
01:20:04 Wendy, you're gonna
01:20:13 What?
01:20:15 Get out, Billie!
01:20:24 - Roll on out, Billie!
01:20:27 Oh, poor Billie!
01:20:37 I have to see if she's okay.
01:20:39 No, come on.
01:20:40 Please don't go.
01:20:43 I'm not gonna burn it.
01:20:46 I'm not gonna say
01:20:47 - for what happened.
01:20:48 - Keep your voice down!
01:20:51 I just gave up five of the best
01:20:54 Yeah, five people
01:20:55 So what?!
01:20:58 So what?
01:21:02 I'm just... I just walked out
01:21:05 and walked away for this?!
01:21:06 This is me, okay?
01:21:08 I'm offering you me.
01:21:10 Me in exchange
01:21:12 That's what I'm offering you.
01:21:13 This...
01:21:16 This is a fairy tale, okay?
01:21:21 That's what this is.
01:21:24 W-Wendy...
01:21:27 You don't want me
01:22:06 You remember Miss Hise's class?
01:22:09 We tortured her daughter, Greer.
01:22:12 Well, she carried
01:22:14 Oh, she smelled
01:22:17 I totally remember that.
01:22:21 And then in, like,
01:22:24 what? I decided
01:22:27 remember, when
01:22:30 Like that movie, Flashdance?
01:22:32 We saw on that on cable.
01:22:33 - Oh!
01:22:36 And I can see it. I see.
01:22:37 I can see
01:22:39 like getting up there
01:22:42 I wanna tell her
01:22:43 I am so embarrassed
01:22:51 Yeah.
01:23:06 Hey, your friends,
01:23:13 I...
01:23:16 I don't want to let you go.
01:23:21 I love you.
01:23:25 Yeah, me, too.
01:23:28 Yeah.
01:23:31 Hug me, bitch.
01:23:40 He wants me to burn the box.
01:23:43 Of course, because
01:23:46 like you're a virgin...
01:23:47 and then he'd be
01:23:50 What's so heroic
01:23:54 Labia?
01:23:55 What, you mean, like vag'?
01:24:00 "Vag'."
01:24:01 I hate that word.
01:24:06 Hey, you totally, like, know
01:24:09 two of the most awesomest people
01:24:11 Yeah, we're so the awesomest.
01:24:15 And you do know...
01:24:17 that he's not gonna let you
01:24:25 If he asks, I'll just say no.
01:24:28 Or you say yes...
01:24:29 and you end up shitting
01:24:31 It's not gonna happen.
01:24:34 It's not.
01:24:36 Look, just saying it twice
01:24:38 You have to make it
01:24:45 You have to go in there
01:24:48 so he knows it's over.
01:24:50 Yeah, scorched earth, huh?
01:25:55 Hi.
01:26:00 We're scaring you.
01:26:02 You're disturbing us, Billie.
01:26:03 Oh, gosh, we're sorry.
01:26:07 Do it.
01:26:10 Did she ever tell you
01:26:13 All the girls
01:26:15 but the guys didn't.
01:26:16 Didn't know about Uncle Bob.
01:26:18 I believe it was
01:26:23 And that, what,
01:26:27 and tasted like Doritos?
01:26:30 And that dear, old Uncle Bob,
01:26:35 Shut up.
01:26:37 Bitches.
01:26:39 Billie, let's go.
01:26:41 Ryan here...
01:26:43 she liked it.
01:26:46 What, um...
01:26:48 it made her feel all...
01:26:51 How did it
01:27:09 Hot.
01:27:14 Hot?
01:27:15 What about, um...
01:27:18 What about gang rape, huh?
01:27:21 We used to play gang rape.
01:27:22 That wasn't me.
01:27:25 We used to pretend
01:27:28 Or how you used to cut
01:27:33 You thought you were
01:27:35 all the way
01:27:36 Stop!
01:27:37 How about the fact
01:27:39 had been sleeping together
01:27:43 Or how Ann's mother used
01:27:46 so she wouldn't
01:27:49 Or how I pissed all over
01:27:52 in third grade?
01:27:53 Or how Aaron puked when you
01:27:56 What about the fact that Price
01:28:01 and gave everyone crabs?
01:28:04 How about that?
01:28:07 Yeah, we're
01:28:19 You can burn the box.
01:28:25 I don't need it anymore.
01:29:06 # Super automatic pilot,
01:29:09 # Circles in the parking lot #
01:29:13 # Self-sustaining system #
01:29:14 # Bit her in the neck
01:29:17 # And took all she got #
01:29:19 # Did you
01:29:22 # What's in your glass? #
01:29:24 # Do you feel better? #
01:29:27 # Let it rain, let it pour #
01:29:30 # Let it rain, let it pour #
01:29:33 # Hallelujah #
01:29:36 # Hallelujah #
01:29:42 # Let it rain, let it pour #
01:29:47 # Cruise-control
01:29:49 # Kind of cursed
01:29:51 # Engine running on the fumes #
01:29:54 # Vision blue and blurry #
01:29:56 # Falling angels in a flurry #
01:29:58 # Spinning
01:30:00 # Did you come here to dance? #
01:30:03 # What's in your glass? #
01:30:05 # Do you feel better now? #
01:30:21 # Let it rain, let it pour #
01:30:24 # Let it rain, let it pour #
01:30:27 # Hallelujah #
01:30:31 # Hallelujah #
01:30:37 # Let it rain, let it pour #
01:30:45 # Super automatic pilot,
01:30:48 # Circles in the parking lot #
01:30:52 # Self-sustaining system #
01:30:53 # Bit her in the neck
01:30:56 # And took all she got #
01:30:58 - # Let it rain, let it pour #
01:31:02 # Let it rain, let it pour #
01:31:04 - # Let it rain, let it pour #
01:31:07 # Let it pour #
01:31:11 # Hallelujah #
01:31:14 # Let it pour #
01:31:17 # Hallelujah #
01:31:19 # Let it pour #
01:31:53 # I can't stand it,
01:31:57 # My insides comin' out #
01:32:01 # There is a thin layer
01:32:05 # And it's made of doubt #
01:32:09 # But I can't doubt this,
01:32:14 # The good is much too great #
01:32:18 # There is a thin layer
01:32:22 # And it's carrying its weight #
01:32:43 # So what do I do now? #
01:32:52 # So what if I don't know how? #
01:33:00 # So what do I do now? #
01:33:09 # So what? #
01:33:17 # So I can't stand it,
01:33:22 # My outside's comin' in #
01:33:26 # There is a brick wall
01:33:30 # And it wants it
01:33:34 # But I can't forget,
01:33:39 # The good is much too fine #
01:33:43 # There is a brick wall #
01:33:45 # Aiming to destroy and seek
01:34:09 # So what do I do now? #
01:34:17 # So what do I do now? #
01:34:25 # So what if I don't know how? #
01:34:34 # So what? #
01:34:42 # So what? #