Nothing Like The Holidays
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You have |
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Hey, take care |
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Papi! |
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Papi! |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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Welcome to Chicago's |
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Please check |
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for flight arrival |
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Please keep |
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including luggage, |
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Unattended luggage |
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by law enforcement |
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May I have your attention please? |
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This is a gate change |
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- Jesse! |
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Oh, ho ho! |
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- Come on, man! |
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What's up? |
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You find any weapons of |
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- You on Social Security yet, asshole? |
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- Oh, man. |
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- So good to see you, brother. |
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- Man, it's been too long. |
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- I missed you. |
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- It's happy hour, man. |
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- It's 11:00. |
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It's party time! |
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Grandpa, you want |
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- Oh, look at that. |
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- Oh, that's not bad. |
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- That gonna heal up real nice. |
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- That's cool. |
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- Oh! Oh oh! Oh! |
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This is the ad for the store! |
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- Check it out. |
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- Listen to this. |
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...rock bottom prices. |
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Excuse me, Mr. Sexy Voice Man, |
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but why are you |
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- ... in just your underwear? |
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- Mm-hmm. |
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- to give you 60". |
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That's so cheap! |
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you should see the honeys |
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- Caliente. |
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You think that dye job |
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Just 'cause your illegal |
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Old ass man. |
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I'm gonna tell you the difference |
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- What's that? You tell me. |
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You a wannabe legal. |
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Ouch. |
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Johnny, turn on Sacramento. |
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Wait. You want your ma to kill us? |
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It'll be fine. |
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- when we get up there. |
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Your aunt's still pissed that we were late |
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Are you kidding me? |
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The priest passed out |
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Dude, everybody knows |
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- Otherwise it don't work. |
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- Don't miss it. |
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- Some bacaladitos maybe. |
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- Johnny. |
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- Stop the car. |
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- Yeah. |
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Are you crazy? |
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I'm not gonna |
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- Stop the car! |
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- It's cold! |
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Come here, bro. |
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Oh, shit. |
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Welcome back, coz. |
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Welcome back. |
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Welcome back to Humble Park, man. |
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You feel sick? |
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Are you sure this medicine is not |
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- Hi, Edy. |
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at my girl's |
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You're gonna be the most |
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Thank you, Papi. |
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Okay. |
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- What? |
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If I didn't admire her, |
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Please! Like you look |
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I wasn't always a nun. |
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Oh no. |
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Brother's even |
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Why don't you sit |
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and give me |
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$1, one menthol. |
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Why don't |
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pay me back for |
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That fight was |
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I swear, I'm never betting |
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30 years, you've never |
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And why you bet |
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I usually never bet when |
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Trinidad is Puerto Rican. |
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How many times do |
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Puerto Ricans |
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Come on, |
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if Trinidad wasn't black, |
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I always bet |
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Lakers versus Celtics, |
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Tiger versus the white boy |
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I always go Tiger. |
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The only time I ever lost |
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but I think |
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Whatever. |
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If I prove to you that |
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then I don't owe you |
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- Get out. |
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- Hey, Spence. Look at you. |
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- I like the black Santa scam. |
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Too bad Santa |
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- Know what I mean? |
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Dad. |
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I couldn't just drive by |
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Look at you. |
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How come |
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'Cause he's mine. |
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- Hi, Tina. |
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- Nice blouse. |
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Anna gave it to me |
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Whoa. |
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I'm a married man. |
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Just kidding. |
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- That blouse Tina was wearing? |
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I gave it to your mom |
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Maybe it was a little too Lieutenant Uhura, |
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Come on, Sarah. |
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Where's hers? |
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Last year she gave me |
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with "Doubletree" and "Boca" |
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- Really? |
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Oh, Sarah, come on. |
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a great Christmas present |
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- TiVo? |
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If we tell them we're |
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- A baby? |
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Are you high? |
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- We discussed this. |
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We're still in discussion |
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What are we gonna say to |
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"All my friends have |
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My mother had 10 grandchildren |
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We'll tell her |
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and have one herself. |
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- Merry Christmas. |
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Ay, mi niño! |
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You look so handsome. |
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- Hello, Sarah. |
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You went to the bodega |
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- Yeah, well- |
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They're here now. |
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You're lucky to have ran |
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He's a little hard |
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Mira, she's almost |
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I'm sorry, can you say that |
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and just enunciate |
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Yeah, well, she saying |
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She says, "How are you?" |
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- Oh. Muy bien. |
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It looks like you've lost |
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She said |
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Oh. Thank you. |
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Ay, bendito. |
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My mother had 10 |
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All of my friends |
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I'm going to be the only |
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who's gonna have to |
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Anna, leave |
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Do you want to drive them |
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Thanks, Dad. |
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Anybody else home yet? |
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Our little |
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is about to pull up |
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Merry Christmas! |
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- Oh, it's our little movie star! |
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- Stop stop stop. |
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- Hi, Mom! |
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He had another pickup |
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Hi, Mami. How are you? |
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- Is he here yet? |
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Oh God, |
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Whoa! |
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Yo, Ozzy! |
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- My bad, man! |
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You threw that |
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Hey, I'm not the one who wore diapers |
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For your information, |
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they were disposable |
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- I had a bladder problem. |
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There was |
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There were thousands of kids |
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- Epidemic. |
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What you think we're doing? |
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Talking like two old ladies. |
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- You swing like one. |
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Throw that like a man. |
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- Oh! Home run! |
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I could've caught that. |
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Come on! Catch the ball, |
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Oh! |
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- Come on, man! |
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I threw it right to him. |
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Ozzy! |
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Yo! Come on, man! |
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Ozzy, what are you doing? |
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Yo! Freaking |
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Let's go, papo! |
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Ozzy! |
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What are you doing, man? |
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Give me the ball. |
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Ozzy. Chill, man. |
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I can't believe that |
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He killed |
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That punk-ass, |
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and he's hanging out |
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What kind of justice |
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- Come on. |
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"Come on" what, bro? |
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- What are you trying to say? |
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Got your name up |
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like when Jordan came back |
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Whole neighborhood gonna be lining up, |
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A Boricua war |
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Puerto Rico, whoa! |
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- Puerto Rico, whoa! |
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Ay, Dios mio. |
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My baby. |
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Mi vida. |
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- Preciosos, you're home. I can't believe it. |
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What is it going to take |
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- The hair. The hair. |
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- Come on. |
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Huh? I'm good. |
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Thank God you never have to go back |
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I swear if I ever meet those |
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- I'll kill them. |
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Oh, you're smothering him. |
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Give the boy |
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You look like |
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- Hi. |
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- What's up, Roxanna? |
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- Yo, Mauricio. |
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You too. |
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The Penn game. |
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- Gracia, Mamita. |
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Hey, Ma, |
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She was a big hit |
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- She made coquito from scratch. |
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- Can you believe that? |
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Why didn't you call me |
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- It's a search engine. |
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I needed it quickly. |
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I thought |
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There's some Puerto Ricans |
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As what? Janitors? |
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- Probably. |
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- An associate. |
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And I told them |
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where we sing |
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and go house to house |
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Wow, Mo, I didn't know your girl |
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I know. |
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What do you have to |
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What's your |
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zero money down |
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- Oh! |
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I got him good |
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Okay, enough enough. |
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Here's to having |
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especially Jesse. |
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- Salut. |
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Jesse. L'Chaim. |
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What? |
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Jesse, I want |
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Did you see |
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"Black Hawk Down" |
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Did that really |
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I don't know, man. |
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He doesn't want to talk about that. |
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- You don't wanna talk about that. |
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You talk |
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I'm gonna |
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So, Tio Edy, when are you gonna |
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so I can set you up with a beautiful |
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I don't need one of those. |
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- Oh. |
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You could watch the Cubs |
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So I could have |
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of seeing them getting |
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- No no, gracia. |
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- So, Roxanna, mi amor. |
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So tell us what's |
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Yeah, who's gay now? |
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You, you stupid ass. |
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The gay gene skipped |
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Yeah, right. Like Uncle Roy who still |
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- That's right, a "roommate. " |
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Enough. You hear back |
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Dad, they haven't decided yet. |
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an organic vulnerability |
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You'd definitely play a much more organic |
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- Don't start. |
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- What? Start what? |
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- What do I know? |
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- How'd I almost go there? |
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- Say the line. |
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- Say the line. Say the line. |
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- Say the line. |
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Sorry. Onto bigger |
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Come on, baby. |
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haven't already seen you |
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batting your beautiful |
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You know what? |
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All right, |
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No no, it's more like... |
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Oh, stop. |
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It's- it's... |
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No no no no no. |
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You'd better watch it. |
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Assholes. |
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Okay, that's enough. |
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So tell me, this new show |
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It's a midseason replacement |
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and it's coming on after |
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- which is big. |
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- Are you gonna be able to meet them? |
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What about you, Sarah? |
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- Yeah, what's going on on Wall Street? |
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Yeah, how are you |
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to make some kind of |
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No, we are. |
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We've got plenty of time. |
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Why are you throwing me |
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By now you guys should be up to four, |
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- Come on. |
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My pipes flow just fine. You want to check, |
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Why you getting |
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We're all here, brother. |
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If I needed somebody |
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- you'd be the last person I would go to. |
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I'm gonna ask Anna |
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- That's great. |
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You know |
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'Cause every time |
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it's like |
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The women go whoosh! |
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I'm just saying. |
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It's gotta be hard, |
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obviously successful |
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I didn't know that's |
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- Yeah. |
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You know, this is |
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I wanted |
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that they're |
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- No. |
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so it's an almost |
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- Great. |
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Mauricio, all you talk about is work. |
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What's important is |
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We're all together now. |
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- Yeah. |
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Doesn't matter. |
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I'm- I'm gonna |
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Yeah, excuse me. |
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- One second. |
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Hey. Please tell me you heard something. |
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- Hey. |
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Welcome- |
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Th- thank you. |
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- Is that- |
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- My son. |
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Oh. Hey. |
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- Say hi. |
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That is a good-looking kid. |
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Had to circle the block |
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Hey, welcome back, |
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- Oh. Okay. |
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Good to meet you. |
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Hey, Mami. Hi. |
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Oh, hey, Mami. |
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- How are you? |
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Let's go upstairs. |
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Oh! This one is |
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I ever get to having |
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Isn't he adorable? |
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Oh, yes. |
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Hector, |
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Hey, how are you doing? |
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Great. Thank you |
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Nice to see you. Oh, excuse me. |
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- I have to take this. |
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Yeah, hi. |
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Ma, since when did Dad get |
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Well, whoever it is, they must be |
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- I've gotta finish dinner. |
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- He didn't say that. |
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No. |
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Is it weird being a mom? |
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You were there. |
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That jerk. |
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As soon as Hector was born, |
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- Rick just split. |
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But things are going really well |
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and he treats Hector |
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Wow. |
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I just really love |
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Gotta be so cool to have a teacher |
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You're gonna get |
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My agent says he feels |
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You know that Mr. Murphy |
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Really? |
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He says that you |
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to come out |
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Oh, that's so sweet. |
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I still have that |
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that he gave me |
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- Do you remember? |
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Do I? |
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- Oh my God. |
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# I wanna sex you up... # |
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# Now let's pour |
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# 'Cause now we're all alone, |
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Please tell me you are not auditioning |
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Stop singing. |
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Were you two kissing? |
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- Johnny. |
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Johnny, we're having |
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- I can share. |
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- No! Oh yeah? |
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Don't mess my hair! |
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- Oh, man. |
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Come on, man! |
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Help me out! |
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- You swing like a girl! |
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You want a piece |
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Don't! Jesse! |
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Oh my God. |
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You boys, tomorrow you've got to |
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Come on, Dad. |
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You still do hard work, |
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Johnny, I work out. |
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- He works out. |
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with your $65-an-hour |
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I bet your flabby ass |
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60" plasmas |
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to people's cars, |
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My ass isn't gonna be here tomorrow |
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Big baby. Listen, |
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Oh yeah, the one they used to make |
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It still works. |
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We go to the zoo, |
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They take it down for free. |
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I've got a couple of chainsaws. |
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Thanks a lot, Nando. |
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I can swing by too, |
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No, not you, Ozzy. |
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Why you want to cut |
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I promised |
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And it's old. |
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The base is weak. |
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It's no good no more. |
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Is that you you're talking |
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Oh! Oh! |
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Dig into that. |
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No thanks. |
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- I finally got him to sleep. |
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It used to be |
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It used to be |
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Somebody made |
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Why is |
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They're not fighting. |
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Mom, you may be a drug dealer |
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I thought it was Roxie's. |
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Attention, por favor, |
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I'd just like |
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It's fantastic that |
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Gracia, Dio, |
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- and warm, indoors. |
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I'd like to propose a toast- |
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Oh, good timing. |
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Excuse me. |
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There's something |
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I'm divorcing your father. |
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That's crazy. |
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That's not a toast, okay? |
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That's not even funny. |
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Why? Mom, stop, please. |
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That don't sound like a toast to me. |
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- Come on. Stop that, Ma. |
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- Coño. |
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- You can't- |
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"So"? |
00:24:23 |
Who are you calling old? |
00:24:24 |
I've got a lot |
00:24:26 |
Who do you think kept |
00:24:27 |
I don't need him. |
00:24:30 |
Well, if that's |
00:24:33 |
- What? |
00:24:37 |
What? |
00:24:41 |
I'm gonna step out |
00:24:44 |
Ozzy, come on. |
00:24:46 |
- Excuse me. |
00:24:51 |
Dad, did you cheat |
00:24:54 |
- Papi, you cheated? |
00:24:55 |
- Sarah, stay out of it. |
00:24:57 |
Did you cheat again? |
00:24:58 |
Is that what |
00:25:00 |
Mysterious phone calls |
00:25:01 |
You disappear |
00:25:03 |
Ay, Papi! How could you? |
00:25:06 |
Don't raise your voice |
00:25:07 |
You know what? |
00:25:10 |
I'm so disgusted. |
00:25:12 |
What, are you gonna |
00:25:14 |
For starters. |
00:25:16 |
Oh! Excuse me. |
00:25:19 |
Come on, Jesse. |
00:25:22 |
Say something, will you? |
00:25:25 |
- It's their life. |
00:25:27 |
"It's their life"? |
00:25:29 |
Three years in Iraq, |
00:25:31 |
- Oh! |
00:25:34 |
That's great. |
00:25:37 |
Thank you for ruining our lives. |
00:25:40 |
Why don't you relax? |
00:25:42 |
- This isn't about you. |
00:25:44 |
- I'm not taking a side. |
00:25:46 |
Why don't you two become roommates |
00:25:48 |
like the losers you are |
00:25:50 |
the best things |
00:25:51 |
Mo! |
00:25:53 |
I'm gonna take |
00:25:56 |
- Yeah. |
00:25:58 |
- And thanks so much, Mo. |
00:26:00 |
Thank you. |
00:26:04 |
I'm sorry, Jesse. |
00:26:06 |
Just- just- |
00:26:10 |
I think you've |
00:26:13 |
Jesse, I said |
00:26:15 |
- Hey. Hey. |
00:26:19 |
Why'd you have to call out |
00:26:21 |
Because I'm the only one- |
00:26:22 |
After all |
00:26:25 |
You should concentrate |
00:26:27 |
instead of worrying |
00:26:37 |
Well, merry goddamn |
00:26:39 |
Stop. |
00:26:41 |
Go to your room. |
00:26:43 |
You know what? |
00:26:47 |
Come on, Sarah. |
00:26:49 |
I haven't finished |
00:26:52 |
Yeah, whatever. |
00:27:01 |
Did you like |
00:27:03 |
Delectable. |
00:27:11 |
Nata de coco? |
00:27:14 |
I'd love some. |
00:27:20 |
Look, do you have |
00:27:23 |
A Motel 8? |
00:27:25 |
Look, I'll take an empty jail cell- |
00:27:27 |
- Have you gone off your meds? |
00:27:30 |
Thank you very much. |
00:27:31 |
Let me know |
00:27:35 |
Piece of shit. |
00:27:37 |
Sarah, let me have |
00:27:39 |
I'm gonna call hotels. com, |
00:27:41 |
I know you're freaked out about this |
00:27:43 |
but don't you think we should stay here |
00:27:45 |
Supportive of them throwing 36 years |
00:27:48 |
Are you kidding? |
00:27:50 |
Do you want to make things worse |
00:27:52 |
Her husband |
00:27:54 |
And this is coming |
00:27:57 |
for her parents' exes at our wedding. |
00:27:59 |
- No. |
00:28:01 |
- No. |
00:28:02 |
- We're staying here. |
00:28:05 |
You've been bugging me for months |
00:28:06 |
- Shh! |
00:28:08 |
- Shh! Do you want them to hear you? |
00:28:10 |
Are you afraid they might find out |
00:28:12 |
stinks of fried pork |
00:28:23 |
Well, somebody's been |
00:28:25 |
You've been emailing back and forth |
00:28:28 |
Didn't you tell me you turned his job |
00:28:31 |
because of the traveling and |
00:28:34 |
They came back. |
00:28:37 |
And heofferedto back |
00:28:39 |
Brian Donaldson and I |
00:28:42 |
We would be managing |
00:28:46 |
- $300 mi- |
00:28:49 |
And use of the private jet too. |
00:28:51 |
Pretty sweet. |
00:28:54 |
That's great. |
00:28:57 |
When were you planning |
00:29:00 |
I just- |
00:29:02 |
I just needed |
00:29:27 |
Requesting a bunk, |
00:29:29 |
You're gonna |
00:29:31 |
Your mother threw me |
00:29:33 |
And you act surprised. |
00:29:35 |
Mijo, life is |
00:29:39 |
- Oh. |
00:29:41 |
they're all dying |
00:29:43 |
Anyway, this gives us |
00:29:48 |
I'm worried |
00:29:50 |
Yeah? We're more |
00:29:53 |
I'm fine. |
00:29:56 |
You know, Jesse, |
00:29:58 |
we know you've |
00:30:01 |
Your mother and me, |
00:30:04 |
I'm surprised you didn't rent |
00:30:06 |
Yeah, we rented |
00:30:08 |
It's not good to keep things |
00:30:11 |
You've seen some stuff- |
00:30:13 |
It's a war, Pop. |
00:30:15 |
And you did |
00:30:18 |
You did. |
00:30:30 |
It should've been me... |
00:30:34 |
not Lenny. |
00:30:36 |
Beating yourself up |
00:30:40 |
And if Lenny was |
00:30:42 |
he'd tell you |
00:30:44 |
His folks... |
00:30:49 |
I can't imagine they're |
00:30:53 |
No. |
00:30:56 |
You call them? |
00:30:59 |
You know, Dad, |
00:31:01 |
it's getting late. |
00:31:05 |
Yeah, okay. |
00:31:18 |
Jesus, Mo, |
00:31:21 |
What are |
00:31:23 |
I'm just trying |
00:31:24 |
I've got tequila. |
00:31:27 |
- All right, you can stay. |
00:31:30 |
- What a night. |
00:31:33 |
- Are we in hell or what? |
00:31:35 |
Hm-mmm. |
00:31:37 |
- It's 10 below outside. |
00:31:39 |
Mom won't let me smoke inside. |
00:31:42 |
I'm not cracking a window. |
00:31:44 |
- Fine. Fine. |
00:31:47 |
- Crack that. |
00:31:49 |
- None needed. |
00:31:50 |
- Ow! |
00:31:52 |
- Give me that. |
00:31:57 |
Wow. |
00:31:58 |
It's like all I need is |
00:32:01 |
and listening |
00:32:03 |
I lost my virginity |
00:32:05 |
- Me too! |
00:32:08 |
- Oh God, hail you. |
00:32:10 |
Don't be mad 'cause |
00:32:12 |
practicing dance moves |
00:32:17 |
Stop it. |
00:32:21 |
- Stop it. |
00:32:23 |
Hey, that reminds me |
00:32:25 |
I haven't seen Dad in his underwear |
00:32:27 |
- It is not pretty. |
00:32:30 |
Ma kicked him out of the room |
00:32:32 |
He deserves it. |
00:32:33 |
How come you never told us |
00:32:36 |
'Cause, Rox, I didn't |
00:32:38 |
I caught him with that little Rosa Salgado, |
00:32:41 |
Dad just gives me $100. |
00:32:43 |
He says, "Here, |
00:32:45 |
And you'd think he'd be too old |
00:32:48 |
Rox, they've got |
00:32:50 |
We're gonna be those kids that have |
00:32:53 |
No, Rox. |
00:32:55 |
- No? |
00:32:57 |
and they gonna move |
00:32:59 |
And we're gonna have to stay in a hotel |
00:33:01 |
No. |
00:33:02 |
I know Mauricio and Sarah |
00:33:04 |
- The walls are thin, bro. |
00:33:06 |
- Why don't you mind your business? |
00:33:08 |
moving to Puerto Rico. |
00:33:11 |
It'd be kind of sweet |
00:33:13 |
- Did you just say kinda sweet? |
00:33:15 |
So you're okay with Pops moving into |
00:33:18 |
and heating up leftovers? |
00:33:20 |
Oh, do you realize |
00:33:22 |
the last Christmas |
00:33:24 |
Why, Rox? |
00:33:26 |
Why don't we do something? |
00:33:28 |
36 years of their marriage? |
00:33:30 |
He broke her trust! |
00:33:33 |
- What don't you understand? |
00:33:35 |
Hey, do you hear |
00:33:37 |
You know what |
00:33:39 |
You sound like people |
00:33:41 |
Let me tell you |
00:33:44 |
Sometimes you're in it, you feel like you |
00:33:46 |
and you start going |
00:33:48 |
And you go at each other, |
00:33:50 |
And at the end of that |
00:33:53 |
Andthat's marriage, okay? |
00:33:54 |
So don't tell me that Mom and Dad, |
00:33:57 |
don't got a little bit of love left for each |
00:34:04 |
Preciosos, |
00:34:10 |
Ah. Uh-huh. |
00:34:13 |
Why did you have to drag |
00:34:16 |
- We're fine, Ma. |
00:34:18 |
I've been begging you |
00:34:20 |
and all of a sudden |
00:34:22 |
- Can I help you with that? |
00:34:24 |
You've still |
00:34:28 |
Dirty old man. |
00:34:31 |
Here, how about |
00:34:33 |
- Come on. |
00:34:35 |
- Thank you. |
00:34:37 |
I made some pastelillos. |
00:34:39 |
- Have one. |
00:34:41 |
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to fix the treadmill |
00:34:44 |
How is she going |
00:34:46 |
with all that |
00:34:47 |
Enough, all right? |
00:34:49 |
Here here here, |
00:34:55 |
And what, are you drunk? |
00:34:57 |
- Ma, please. |
00:34:58 |
getting drunk |
00:35:00 |
She's a bad influence, Ma. |
00:35:02 |
Hey, Fernando. |
00:35:03 |
You want |
00:35:05 |
No thanks. |
00:35:10 |
You're killing me. |
00:35:11 |
Yeah! |
00:35:13 |
This is an SR36 Wood Boss. |
00:35:19 |
Whoa whoa! |
00:35:21 |
Turn it off! |
00:35:23 |
- What's the problem? |
00:35:26 |
But we're gonna |
00:35:28 |
This is a Sears |
00:35:31 |
- I remember that. |
00:35:32 |
Chuck Norris was |
00:35:34 |
Everybody, careful. |
00:35:36 |
That looks really dangerous. |
00:35:38 |
Hmm? |
00:35:40 |
You overcompensated a little bit, Dad. |
00:35:44 |
- Coño. |
00:35:46 |
'Cause he's got a little thingy. |
00:35:54 |
- Oh. |
00:35:55 |
Your man sure is good |
00:35:57 |
Mm-hmm, and he's really |
00:36:00 |
Marissa, |
00:36:02 |
Please, he's three, Ma. |
00:36:10 |
Come on, give it |
00:36:14 |
Yo, whoa whoa whoa. |
00:36:16 |
- Step back. |
00:36:18 |
- Careful. |
00:36:20 |
Show him how it's done. |
00:36:22 |
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. |
00:36:24 |
Now that's |
00:36:26 |
I bet my boy Jesse |
00:36:27 |
$20 my boy Jesse gets |
00:36:29 |
I'd take Fernando. |
00:36:30 |
Hey, you back off, |
00:36:33 |
I didn't mean it that way. |
00:36:36 |
His muscles are big. |
00:36:38 |
And I- |
00:36:43 |
Hey hey hey hey! |
00:36:45 |
Don't hurt |
00:36:48 |
What happened? |
00:36:50 |
It's okay, |
00:36:52 |
Let's see it, Nando. |
00:36:55 |
Holy cow. |
00:36:57 |
- Oh no. |
00:36:59 |
- It's cursed, Ma! |
00:37:01 |
Syphilitic tree. |
00:37:03 |
- Hold on, hold on. |
00:37:05 |
Oh no. |
00:37:07 |
- Oh no, he isn't. |
00:37:08 |
- No, Mo. |
00:37:11 |
Back off, Iraq. |
00:37:12 |
Are you gonna put money |
00:37:13 |
That he seriously |
00:37:15 |
$20. Sure why not? |
00:37:16 |
Mauricio! |
00:37:19 |
Relax. Relax, Mom. |
00:37:21 |
You can do it. |
00:37:23 |
This little- |
00:37:25 |
Right there. Right there. |
00:37:28 |
Yeah. |
00:37:30 |
- You hear that? |
00:37:32 |
Somebody do something! |
00:37:36 |
Thank you. |
00:37:39 |
- Thanks, Sarah. |
00:37:41 |
- Mauricio, put it down! |
00:37:43 |
- Don't yell at me. |
00:37:45 |
- Get in the house! |
00:37:47 |
Put it down. |
00:37:48 |
You're embarrassing me |
00:37:53 |
I told you- |
00:38:18 |
Huh? |
00:38:22 |
It looks great, Dad. |
00:38:24 |
I don't know |
00:38:28 |
- Come on. |
00:38:31 |
Find something to do. |
00:38:34 |
Oh, my babies! |
00:38:40 |
- Oh, my movie star! |
00:38:44 |
- You look great. |
00:38:46 |
God bless you, baby. |
00:38:49 |
I had to. I know how |
00:38:51 |
- Yeah. |
00:38:55 |
Figures. They like to cut |
00:38:58 |
if you know what I'm saying. |
00:39:01 |
It's Uncle Sam trying |
00:39:03 |
You know, they lure you in |
00:39:06 |
You don't even have to |
00:39:09 |
- Oh, come on, Tina. |
00:39:11 |
You find everything? |
00:39:13 |
Yeah, I'm cool. |
00:39:15 |
These high-end magazines |
00:39:17 |
'cause the only thing |
00:39:18 |
is "The Sun Times" |
00:39:21 |
You want to see |
00:39:24 |
Check this out. It's all about what's |
00:39:27 |
with music, art, theater- |
00:39:31 |
- Mmm. |
00:39:33 |
Yeah, I started |
00:39:35 |
But I'm just focused |
00:39:37 |
Yeah. You know |
00:39:39 |
- Telenovela. |
00:39:42 |
Rogelio, |
00:39:45 |
why didn't you tell me |
00:39:46 |
you were once |
00:39:48 |
Because when you climaxed |
00:39:50 |
- I thought you already knew. |
00:39:52 |
Y'all gotta pay, |
00:39:54 |
That's just crazy. |
00:40:02 |
You all right, baby? |
00:40:07 |
- Whoa whoa. |
00:40:10 |
- We gotta go. |
00:40:12 |
- Come on. |
00:40:17 |
Yeah. |
00:40:23 |
These were on sale yesterday. |
00:40:32 |
I see everyone at the store is |
00:40:35 |
Yeah yeah. |
00:40:37 |
Look. Your old man |
00:40:41 |
This new system lets |
00:40:43 |
so you can cost |
00:40:45 |
Last week we took 3¢ off |
00:40:48 |
- You actually know how to use that thing? |
00:40:51 |
Ozzy usually |
00:40:54 |
but I want everything running |
00:40:56 |
for when you take over. |
00:40:59 |
And you've always got Ozzy. |
00:41:00 |
So when do you think |
00:41:04 |
Uh, look, Dad, I- |
00:41:06 |
Look, it'll help you take |
00:41:12 |
- I'm- I'm sorry. |
00:41:17 |
You're barely home, |
00:41:23 |
You take- you rest up. |
00:41:29 |
You come to work |
00:41:34 |
Okay. |
00:41:43 |
- Yo, Jesse, let's go hang downtown. |
00:41:46 |
I've got a couple of rich honeys waiting |
00:41:48 |
- No no, I'm cool, brother. |
00:41:50 |
What you mean, |
00:41:52 |
Come on, bro. |
00:41:54 |
I saw the look. |
00:41:56 |
What look? |
00:41:59 |
Well, don't do it, okay? |
00:42:03 |
- What? |
00:42:05 |
She's still fine after |
00:42:07 |
- Whatever. |
00:42:09 |
APuerto Ricanwoman- |
00:42:11 |
she's never gonna forgive |
00:42:14 |
- That you dumped her like that. |
00:42:16 |
Forget that, all right? |
00:42:18 |
to get back together, |
00:42:21 |
but she gonna make you pay |
00:42:23 |
They're like that, bro. |
00:42:24 |
You don't know what are |
00:42:26 |
What do you mean? |
00:42:28 |
aliens could come down, |
00:42:31 |
What's the first thing |
00:42:33 |
"Where is that |
00:42:35 |
No. We could |
00:42:38 |
"We could be friends. " |
00:42:40 |
That's white people shit. |
00:42:43 |
- All right, Johnny. |
00:42:45 |
What? |
00:42:49 |
Marissa! Hey! |
00:42:52 |
Jesse, what are |
00:42:53 |
I remembered you used to |
00:42:55 |
- Can I talk to you for a second? |
00:42:58 |
- Well, we can walk and talk. |
00:43:00 |
I thought that I could |
00:43:03 |
Five years together |
00:43:06 |
You didn't even have |
00:43:07 |
You think I knew |
00:43:09 |
I was 23, |
00:43:12 |
Mauricio and Roxanna were |
00:43:14 |
I just needed |
00:43:16 |
I thought all my life's major |
00:43:18 |
I had you, |
00:43:20 |
If I was gonna make it, |
00:43:22 |
- And I knew that you did too. |
00:43:25 |
you tore my world apart! |
00:43:26 |
And there was nothing |
00:43:29 |
Believe me, if I had known the way |
00:43:31 |
- I would have never gone. |
00:43:33 |
- because you're a goddamn war hero. |
00:43:36 |
Please. |
00:43:42 |
A guy in my unit died |
00:44:14 |
My buddy Lenny. |
00:44:17 |
He was this funny kid |
00:44:19 |
He always wore |
00:44:21 |
his high school basketball jersey |
00:44:26 |
Anyway... |
00:44:28 |
we had taken up position |
00:44:33 |
Insurgents had left |
00:44:37 |
We were hunkered |
00:44:39 |
so Whitey, |
00:44:42 |
said that he would treat us |
00:44:43 |
I was on lookout |
00:44:47 |
Lenny made me |
00:44:52 |
I maybe had, |
00:44:55 |
and some asshole launched an RPG |
00:44:58 |
Lenny's- |
00:45:00 |
Lenny's body was blown |
00:45:05 |
And do you know |
00:45:11 |
I was happy. |
00:45:13 |
I- I was so happy |
00:45:16 |
to be alive. |
00:45:17 |
I'm so sorry, Jesse. |
00:45:19 |
Yeah. |
00:45:23 |
I was the lucky one. |
00:45:26 |
Yeah. |
00:45:29 |
His poor family. |
00:45:33 |
Have you talked |
00:45:35 |
No. |
00:45:36 |
It wouldn't make |
00:45:41 |
- Yeah. |
00:45:43 |
He was |
00:45:57 |
Ahem. |
00:46:00 |
Jesse. |
00:46:06 |
Hey, Father Torres. |
00:46:08 |
Nice to have you home, son. |
00:46:11 |
Jesse, look. |
00:46:13 |
to bring Father Torres here |
00:46:15 |
- So just go with it, please. Okay? |
00:46:18 |
She went out for happy hour |
00:46:20 |
- Seriously? |
00:46:22 |
She can go if she wants. |
00:46:24 |
You know she's gonna |
00:46:26 |
Yeah, I'll take my chances. |
00:46:28 |
Okay, everybody, |
00:46:30 |
Hi, baby. |
00:46:32 |
I'm sorry I embarrassed |
00:46:35 |
It's okay, Mom. I just wanted to tell you |
00:46:38 |
Ay, Dios mio. |
00:46:40 |
Nobody died, Ma. |
00:46:43 |
I brought Father Torres here to talk to |
00:46:46 |
- Please, Ma. |
00:46:48 |
You've got to think this through before |
00:46:50 |
- Did he tell you to do this? |
00:46:52 |
- I'm going upstairs. |
00:46:53 |
You're going out there |
00:46:55 |
Do you know the mouth |
00:46:56 |
The whole neighborhood's |
00:46:58 |
- This is about your family. |
00:47:00 |
It doesn't matter. |
00:47:01 |
- She gave him takeout? |
00:47:03 |
Go out there. |
00:47:05 |
Father Torres, |
00:47:09 |
Do you, um... |
00:47:11 |
I could fix you some |
00:47:14 |
Don't trouble yourself. |
00:47:17 |
and some more coquito. |
00:47:20 |
that you and Edy are |
00:47:22 |
Oh no no, Father, no. |
00:47:24 |
I am getting a divorce. |
00:47:26 |
See, my husband |
00:47:29 |
and sinned against God. |
00:47:31 |
Father, it's Christmas. |
00:47:33 |
about Jesus being born |
00:47:36 |
I'm not changing my mind. |
00:47:40 |
Now I am sorry, Father, |
00:47:42 |
that my son dragged you |
00:47:44 |
for takeout because |
00:47:49 |
It's the least |
00:47:51 |
No wonder I don't |
00:47:53 |
That's what you can |
00:47:55 |
Can I get some more |
00:47:56 |
Pray that I will hold |
00:47:59 |
- a grandchild before I'm dead. |
00:48:02 |
Maybe there are reasons why they're |
00:48:04 |
He'd rather take care of |
00:48:06 |
- You went crying to your mother? |
00:48:09 |
- It wasn't really crying. |
00:48:11 |
What did you expect? |
00:48:13 |
With all this traveling |
00:48:16 |
with a hedge fund, the only sex |
00:48:19 |
Oh, no no. |
00:48:21 |
He'll be lucky |
00:48:24 |
You know, |
00:48:26 |
that he wants a baby now |
00:48:28 |
is so that he can try |
00:48:30 |
in pleasing you |
00:48:33 |
- What the hell's she talking about? |
00:48:35 |
- Yes it is. |
00:48:37 |
- and you're Sigmund Freud? |
00:48:40 |
Anna, Edy, perhaps you should |
00:48:42 |
- We'd be fine. |
00:48:43 |
You'd still have your |
00:48:46 |
Look, daddy's girl, |
00:48:48 |
you call when you're |
00:48:49 |
She needed money |
00:48:50 |
You sent her money |
00:48:52 |
- Don't talk to me anymore. |
00:48:54 |
Do you see the lies |
00:48:57 |
What does Roxanna need |
00:49:01 |
- She's a star. |
00:49:04 |
Okay? |
00:49:05 |
Everybody thinks I live this |
00:49:07 |
when I can barely pay |
00:49:10 |
and the payments |
00:49:15 |
- What? |
00:49:17 |
You know what? |
00:49:19 |
handed to me on a silver platter |
00:49:21 |
- Oh, hell yeah. |
00:49:24 |
The prodigal son returns and the rest |
00:49:26 |
'cause the little prince is here. |
00:49:28 |
- Is that what you think? |
00:49:30 |
Why don't one of you come home |
00:49:32 |
Can we all |
00:49:33 |
Because you're off living |
00:49:36 |
What about my life? |
00:49:38 |
I try to get out and do I |
00:49:42 |
No, I end up in Iraq. |
00:49:43 |
And what do I got |
00:49:45 |
And you think I can just |
00:49:48 |
- Bodegas are good businesses. |
00:49:51 |
And that's the voice of God, |
00:49:53 |
- Maybe we should say a prayer. |
00:49:58 |
So what are you |
00:50:04 |
I'm gonna- |
00:50:07 |
I'm gonna go back |
00:50:11 |
I'm gonna sign up |
00:50:16 |
- Mijo, that's not gonna change anything. |
00:50:20 |
But at least there I feel |
00:50:23 |
- Jesse. |
00:50:26 |
No no no no. |
00:50:34 |
I just wish we hadn't let him |
00:50:37 |
sign up |
00:50:39 |
There are a lot of things |
00:50:43 |
Well, you can't take |
00:50:45 |
What's done is done. |
00:50:48 |
Where's Mauricio? |
00:50:50 |
Look, I'm sorry |
00:50:52 |
I do want |
00:50:55 |
I just don't understand why |
00:50:58 |
when I've got this |
00:51:00 |
I'm not stupid. |
00:51:03 |
That at 36, my fertility |
00:51:06 |
is going into a freefall |
00:51:09 |
and that I may have |
00:51:11 |
of some attractive |
00:51:12 |
who wants to get ahead |
00:51:14 |
Look, I'd be happy to adopt. |
00:51:18 |
But Mauricio being a Latin |
00:51:22 |
I promise we will |
00:51:26 |
It may not be this second, |
00:51:28 |
but we will someday, |
00:51:33 |
That doesn't make you |
00:51:37 |
Jesse's going to sign up |
00:51:47 |
I'm so sorry. |
00:51:53 |
Mauricio and the kids |
00:51:54 |
You want me to drive |
00:52:12 |
This music is beautiful. |
00:52:14 |
Anna and I, we danced |
00:52:18 |
Mauricio was conceived |
00:52:20 |
Okay, I don't think I needed |
00:52:33 |
In the glove compartment, |
00:52:42 |
- Which one? |
00:52:45 |
Here. |
00:53:02 |
Don't tell anyone, Sarah. |
00:53:04 |
Please. |
00:53:11 |
Does Anna know? |
00:53:14 |
I just want to enjoy |
00:53:17 |
Not that they |
00:53:31 |
I love you guys so much. |
00:53:34 |
- I love you too, Sarah. |
00:53:36 |
- We love you too, baby. It's okay. |
00:53:39 |
- No, I don't want to- |
00:53:41 |
Come on. |
00:53:43 |
All right. |
00:53:46 |
I think he slipped |
00:53:48 |
- Think he wants a kid that bad? |
00:53:50 |
All you got to do is look at a Puerto Rican |
00:53:53 |
- Shut up. |
00:53:55 |
- Whoo-hoo. |
00:53:58 |
This is what a real women |
00:54:00 |
Right? You go, lady. |
00:54:01 |
Wrap our soldier boy |
00:54:03 |
with some red, white |
00:54:05 |
Your friend here says you |
00:54:07 |
Oh, yeah yeah yeah. |
00:54:09 |
But then they replaced |
00:54:12 |
and he could jack up a car |
00:54:14 |
at the same time. |
00:54:16 |
Really? |
00:54:21 |
I'm just kidding. |
00:54:24 |
He's still got all his factory parts, |
00:54:27 |
So you wanna dance? |
00:54:28 |
Jesse, don't you dare. Jesse. |
00:54:30 |
- I'm- I'm cool. |
00:54:32 |
- Go, man, go. |
00:54:35 |
You heard him, |
00:54:37 |
Oh no. |
00:54:40 |
That's my song. |
00:54:43 |
- Yo, that's my song. |
00:54:45 |
Oh, yes. |
00:54:59 |
Come on. |
00:55:00 |
Oh, he likes that. |
00:55:04 |
Come on, Mo. |
00:55:07 |
You got moves. |
00:55:13 |
Go Mo. Go Mo. |
00:55:19 |
- Oh! |
00:55:26 |
Go Mo. |
00:55:28 |
Oh! |
00:55:34 |
- Ay yi yi yi yi... |
00:55:39 |
God, it feels good |
00:55:41 |
- Help me, Sarah. |
00:55:43 |
My coccyx. |
00:55:46 |
All I'm asking is |
00:55:49 |
- how much for a sip? |
00:55:51 |
Yeah, a sip. |
00:55:53 |
Can you please take |
00:55:56 |
Why? You the biggest star |
00:55:58 |
Can I buy you a round? |
00:56:00 |
Wow. I can't believe it. |
00:56:03 |
I'm only cheap |
00:56:05 |
- How much is her drink? |
00:56:07 |
- What if she doesn't drink all of it? |
00:56:09 |
Could I please have some |
00:56:11 |
Thanks. |
00:56:16 |
Is there something |
00:56:18 |
No. |
00:56:20 |
- Is there something you want to tell me? |
00:56:22 |
Ozzy. |
00:56:24 |
Come on, you have to admit |
00:56:27 |
He's a thug. |
00:56:29 |
No, he hasn't been messed up |
00:56:31 |
Yeah, well, we'll see |
00:56:32 |
- What does that mean? |
00:56:34 |
Just seeing Alexis again |
00:56:39 |
My agent. |
00:56:45 |
- They called. |
00:56:46 |
Roger rushed off |
00:56:48 |
- and didn't say anything. |
00:56:51 |
You told me to call |
00:56:53 |
Well, you know, maybe they |
00:56:56 |
Or maybe they just didn't want |
00:56:58 |
Please. All right look, girl, |
00:57:00 |
- I'll hit you later. |
00:57:03 |
Bye. |
00:57:05 |
This ain't Cali, girl. They ain't gonna arrest |
00:57:08 |
I had to use the phone. |
00:57:10 |
- Want to go for a walk? |
00:57:12 |
I don't want |
00:57:13 |
- Oh, really? |
00:57:16 |
Maybe we should give |
00:57:19 |
Come on, let's go. |
00:57:22 |
- Come on. |
00:57:24 |
Cabby! |
00:57:37 |
Someplace a little more quiet. |
00:57:38 |
Come on, I just want |
00:57:40 |
Hola, mi amor. |
00:57:42 |
Hey. |
00:57:46 |
- Jesse. |
00:57:48 |
Can I buy |
00:57:50 |
- I'm cool. |
00:57:56 |
So why did it take you |
00:57:59 |
God, I've just been |
00:58:02 |
If it's not one thing, |
00:58:04 |
Shit, who am I kidding? |
00:58:08 |
I'm sure |
00:58:10 |
You'll catch a break. |
00:58:13 |
you just got |
00:58:14 |
Caught a break. |
00:58:16 |
What if I'm waiting |
00:58:18 |
How much more time |
00:58:20 |
A year? |
00:58:22 |
Stuck in the same place while everybody |
00:58:26 |
So what are you gonna do? |
00:58:27 |
Yeah, maybe. |
00:58:29 |
That wouldn't be |
00:58:34 |
I never thought I'd hear |
00:58:36 |
I'm 29 years old |
00:58:39 |
and I'm sick and tired of someone else |
00:58:42 |
when I'm just as good |
00:58:45 |
than most of the actresses |
00:58:47 |
- They don't know me. |
00:58:49 |
Like that time that you played |
00:58:52 |
- You saw that? |
00:58:54 |
You killed it. |
00:58:56 |
Yeah, right. |
00:58:57 |
Your parents made us watch |
00:59:00 |
- Of course they did. |
00:59:05 |
Look, don't tell |
00:59:07 |
All right? |
00:59:12 |
I'll think about it. |
00:59:16 |
You'll think about it? |
00:59:18 |
- Don't make me kick your ass. |
00:59:21 |
- Kick my ass. |
00:59:22 |
- Kick my ass. What? |
00:59:25 |
Why are you running? |
00:59:48 |
We didn't use protection. |
00:59:50 |
Nope. You said you wanted |
00:59:54 |
I was completely loaded. |
00:59:56 |
In vino veritas. |
00:59:58 |
Oh, really? |
01:00:00 |
And I probably told the bartender |
01:00:02 |
Mm-hmm. |
01:00:04 |
What's the date? |
01:00:06 |
What is the date? |
01:00:08 |
It's Christmas Eve, |
01:00:11 |
Okay, that public library |
01:00:14 |
- What are you doing? |
01:00:16 |
Okay, I'm okay. |
01:00:18 |
I think we're okay. |
01:00:21 |
Mauricio, how could you take |
01:00:24 |
I didn't take |
01:00:25 |
- You took advantage of me. |
01:00:27 |
You don't want to make |
01:00:29 |
Oh, well, I just think |
01:00:31 |
that we should be discussing |
01:00:34 |
Okay, all right, all right. |
01:00:36 |
Let's discuss this. |
01:00:38 |
Do you or don't you want |
01:00:40 |
I don't- |
01:00:42 |
I feel like shit. |
01:00:44 |
Oh my God. |
01:00:46 |
The colors in this room |
01:00:49 |
Does that mean we're not |
01:00:51 |
Oh, eat me. |
01:00:55 |
Don't even |
01:01:04 |
Merry Christmas, everyone. |
01:01:08 |
Oh, you got moves. |
01:01:10 |
No bad. |
01:01:15 |
Coquito, ladies? |
01:01:24 |
Ozzy. |
01:01:26 |
Ozzy, gracia, amigo. |
01:01:28 |
Thank you, Edy. |
01:01:33 |
- Uli, Uli. Feliz Navidad. |
01:01:35 |
Tina. |
01:01:38 |
Hello? Excuse me. |
01:01:41 |
- Come on, baby. |
01:01:43 |
- Coquito? |
01:01:45 |
- You think I don't know? |
01:01:47 |
That every year your father gets me drunk |
01:01:49 |
so I don't notice |
01:01:51 |
- Come on. |
01:01:55 |
until I see the size |
01:01:57 |
All right. |
01:01:59 |
Not gonna trick me again. |
01:02:11 |
Dad. |
01:02:13 |
The rest of the checks. |
01:02:15 |
- Yeah, I got it. |
01:02:18 |
Go. You go. |
01:02:19 |
Go hang out with |
01:02:21 |
Don't feel like you've got |
01:02:22 |
Dad, look, I know you're not |
01:02:25 |
Of course I'm not. |
01:02:30 |
Jesse, I'm your father. |
01:02:32 |
I want you here. |
01:02:36 |
I'm sorry. |
01:02:39 |
How can I make |
01:02:41 |
You can't. |
01:02:49 |
There's a point when all a father can do |
01:02:56 |
Thanks, Dad. |
01:03:07 |
I'd better give |
01:03:09 |
Otherwise she's gonna |
01:03:13 |
Any word? |
01:03:15 |
No, I'm just texting |
01:03:17 |
What are you telling her? |
01:03:19 |
How much you had last night |
01:03:21 |
No, I'm telling her how |
01:03:24 |
Cali had made you |
01:03:27 |
You move back here, |
01:03:29 |
Yeah, well, hopefully |
01:03:32 |
Yeah, I hope so. |
01:03:34 |
Hey, I had a really |
01:03:36 |
- Great time last night. |
01:03:38 |
Really good time. |
01:03:40 |
But I just don't want you |
01:03:42 |
Nah, come on. |
01:03:45 |
Yeah, that's what I told |
01:03:47 |
That you're like a brother |
01:03:49 |
Don't even worry about it. |
01:03:51 |
- I'm gonna grab a drink. |
01:03:54 |
I'll see you later? |
01:03:58 |
Okay. |
01:04:09 |
Mira eso. |
01:04:12 |
Sarah, you've been practicing |
01:04:15 |
I'm trying. I didn't exactly grow up |
01:04:18 |
No, you're doing great. |
01:04:20 |
I can't tell you |
01:04:22 |
I look forward to |
01:04:25 |
You must be |
01:04:28 |
Thank you. |
01:04:30 |
Listen, thank you |
01:04:33 |
Look, Edyberto, |
01:04:35 |
I really appreciate |
01:04:38 |
Who else can I trust? You're the only one |
01:04:42 |
But I really think |
01:04:44 |
I'll tell them soon enough. |
01:04:47 |
Life is short, Sarah. |
01:04:49 |
I don't want anything to get in the way |
01:04:52 |
- You understand? |
01:04:54 |
Yeah, coming. |
01:04:56 |
No no no no no. |
01:04:58 |
- Keep practicing. |
01:05:08 |
Guys, come on. Hurry up. |
01:05:10 |
Vamos pa' la parranda. |
01:05:13 |
Here we go. |
01:05:17 |
Anna, Roxanna, |
01:05:24 |
- There they go. |
01:05:28 |
- Merry Christmas. |
01:05:33 |
# Was to certain |
01:05:37 |
# In fields |
01:05:42 |
- # Noel, noel... # |
01:05:46 |
# Noel, noel # |
01:05:52 |
# Born isthe king # |
01:05:55 |
# Of Israel. # |
01:06:01 |
# Come all ye faithful # |
01:06:06 |
# Joyful and triumphant # |
01:06:11 |
# O come ye # |
01:06:16 |
#To Bethlehem# |
01:06:20 |
#Come and behold him# |
01:06:25 |
# Born the king |
01:06:29 |
# O come let us |
01:06:34 |
# O come |
01:06:40 |
Ozzy, come on. |
01:06:44 |
Come on. |
01:06:47 |
They're over here. |
01:06:48 |
- Come on. |
01:06:50 |
# O come |
01:06:55 |
# Joyful and triumphant # |
01:06:59 |
# O come |
01:07:04 |
# Joyful and triumphant # |
01:07:08 |
# O come all ye faithful # |
01:07:13 |
# Joyful and triumphant... # |
01:07:41 |
# Joyful and triumphant. # |
01:08:49 |
- Have you seen your brother? |
01:08:55 |
Why aren't |
01:08:57 |
And compete with them? |
01:09:03 |
Excuse me. |
01:09:06 |
Where did you get these earrings? |
01:09:09 |
- They're beautiful. |
01:09:11 |
What's going on? |
01:09:13 |
We're going |
01:09:15 |
Hey, Edy. |
01:09:19 |
Tony. |
01:09:21 |
A pleasure. |
01:09:23 |
- You coming to church? |
01:09:25 |
He hasn't been to midnight |
01:09:28 |
- I'd love to come. |
01:09:30 |
Vámonos. |
01:09:35 |
Roxanna. |
01:09:38 |
- Bye, Ma. |
01:09:44 |
Yo, say thanks, baby. |
01:09:47 |
Come on, Rox. |
01:10:14 |
So you still got |
01:10:17 |
Depends on who |
01:10:21 |
I'm sure you say that to |
01:10:27 |
- Stay away from my girl. |
01:10:33 |
Go get Ozzy. |
01:10:35 |
Hey hey hey! |
01:10:37 |
- You seen Ozzy? |
01:10:40 |
Oh shit! |
01:10:44 |
Ma. |
01:10:46 |
You got to pick up |
01:10:48 |
I'm trying. |
01:10:50 |
I can't wait for the sopadito |
01:10:53 |
We can have a party, you and me. |
01:10:55 |
You should apply |
01:10:58 |
They hire extra people |
01:11:00 |
No, I will. |
01:11:03 |
I hope so. |
01:11:06 |
Oh, merry Christmas. |
01:11:08 |
Hey, Ma, you go |
01:11:10 |
Start that sopadito. |
01:11:12 |
You sure? |
01:11:14 |
No no, he's busy. |
01:11:26 |
Can't let you kill me |
01:11:31 |
So you know why I'm here? |
01:11:34 |
I guess it's payback time. |
01:11:36 |
I'm ready, man. |
01:11:37 |
I had 10 years |
01:11:39 |
Let's go. |
01:11:53 |
He was like a father |
01:11:55 |
It was either him or me, man. |
01:11:59 |
He was all I had. |
01:12:01 |
I got nothing. |
01:12:03 |
I got nothing! |
01:12:06 |
Do what you got |
01:12:49 |
Come on. |
01:12:54 |
- That you calling? |
01:12:56 |
- You okay? |
01:13:29 |
- You must be cold. |
01:14:05 |
How could you do it? |
01:14:07 |
Anna, you're the only woman |
01:14:09 |
And Suzy Lee? |
01:14:17 |
There'll be plenty of time to discuss this |
01:14:21 |
I just want us |
01:14:24 |
Enjoy Christmas. |
01:14:31 |
Afterthe kidsaregone, |
01:14:34 |
you and I have nothing |
01:15:04 |
You can't focus. |
01:15:06 |
I got this. |
01:15:08 |
- A little of this. |
01:15:11 |
You'd better be careful. |
01:15:13 |
What's going on? |
01:15:16 |
- Yeah yeah yeah. |
01:15:18 |
Well, when you love a woman you've got |
01:15:21 |
I guess so. |
01:15:23 |
Mauricio knows what |
01:15:25 |
Never lose |
01:15:29 |
You know how I got this? |
01:15:30 |
Let me take a wild guess. |
01:15:32 |
Yeah, why don't you just |
01:15:35 |
Wrestling Manuel Santos |
01:15:38 |
- He was the featherweight... |
01:15:41 |
You laugh, you laugh. |
01:15:44 |
- Never let him steal my girl. |
01:15:50 |
Now I can't even |
01:15:53 |
to give your mother a view. |
01:15:55 |
We should just go out |
01:15:58 |
Let's go take |
01:16:00 |
Great idea. |
01:16:02 |
I've got some chains |
01:16:03 |
Wrap them around, |
01:16:06 |
- Come on. |
01:16:12 |
You good? |
01:16:14 |
- We're all good. |
01:16:17 |
- Okay. |
01:16:19 |
Go go go go. |
01:16:21 |
Go go go go. |
01:16:24 |
Whoa whoa whoa whoa. |
01:16:27 |
What are you doing? |
01:16:30 |
- What the hell are you doing? |
01:16:32 |
- Sure you don't want me to drive? |
01:16:34 |
I can't wait to see your mother's face |
01:16:37 |
Mom's gonna freak. |
01:16:43 |
Keep going. Go go go. |
01:16:46 |
- That's it, that's it. |
01:16:49 |
- Keep going. |
01:16:51 |
- You got nothing, man. |
01:16:53 |
You're looking good. |
01:16:56 |
- Go go go go! |
01:17:06 |
Dad! Dad! |
01:17:08 |
You could've been killed. |
01:17:11 |
You wanted a view. |
01:17:13 |
Sorry, Mom, I shouldn't |
01:17:14 |
I helped too. You got to take blame |
01:17:16 |
Don't listen to them. |
01:17:18 |
And I still will. |
01:17:20 |
You better make sure you |
01:17:22 |
This is his medicine. |
01:17:24 |
They might need this. |
01:18:06 |
Ma! |
01:18:08 |
- What happened? |
01:18:12 |
Sit down. |
01:18:19 |
He didn't seem that |
01:18:21 |
What is it? |
01:18:23 |
I hate when you do this. |
01:18:26 |
Your father has cancer. |
01:18:32 |
What? |
01:18:35 |
And here I was |
01:18:46 |
God's punishing me. |
01:18:52 |
- They called his doctor in. |
01:18:56 |
So he knew? |
01:19:01 |
How did he |
01:19:04 |
I don't know. |
01:19:07 |
Me. |
01:19:14 |
Hey, Uncle Edy, that tree looked a whole |
01:19:18 |
But it didn't go down, |
01:19:23 |
- Oh, hi, Suzy Lee. |
01:19:25 |
I'm Dr. Lee, |
01:19:28 |
It's nice to finally |
01:19:30 |
He's told me so many |
01:19:32 |
We just want to know |
01:19:34 |
- Has he metastasized? |
01:19:38 |
I know you've got a million questions |
01:19:41 |
I think your dad |
01:19:44 |
Why don't we meet |
01:19:47 |
I'm Anna, |
01:19:49 |
Of course, Anna. |
01:19:50 |
- We'll talk in a few minutes. |
01:19:55 |
She seems nice. |
01:19:57 |
She's a gynecologist? |
01:19:59 |
- Johnny. |
01:20:05 |
Give me a few moments |
01:20:08 |
Yeah. |
01:20:13 |
Hey, let's go. |
01:20:16 |
Papi! |
01:20:19 |
Ay, mijo. |
01:20:20 |
It's okay. |
01:20:25 |
It's okay. |
01:20:36 |
Mi amor. |
01:20:45 |
Estúpido. |
01:20:46 |
Why didn't you tell me? |
01:20:51 |
I wanted us to enjoy |
01:20:59 |
How do you think |
01:21:02 |
for me to think |
01:21:05 |
I'm sorry. |
01:21:07 |
But when you started going |
01:21:10 |
I thought, maybe this |
01:21:15 |
Maybe this way |
01:21:16 |
that she can be happy |
01:21:19 |
You silly man. |
01:21:23 |
What am I going |
01:21:35 |
How could you not tell me, Sarah? |
01:21:37 |
When are you going to trust |
01:21:40 |
Your dad loves you, |
01:21:43 |
Just because I love my job |
01:21:46 |
You'll see that when |
01:21:49 |
Don't worry about |
01:21:51 |
I'm getting used to the idea |
01:21:56 |
I want to start trying |
01:22:01 |
Life is short, right? |
01:22:03 |
- Yeah. |
01:22:06 |
Wow, when are you |
01:22:10 |
I'm still gonna |
01:22:20 |
- Wow, not even a dent. |
01:22:29 |
To make the pernil taste great |
01:22:32 |
And then you put |
01:22:35 |
Okay, now the pasteles, |
01:22:37 |
We got it, Mami. |
01:22:40 |
Please. |
01:22:42 |
- Is that your agent? |
01:22:44 |
Ay, Diosito. |
01:22:47 |
- We need good news today. |
01:22:50 |
Hey, Sarah. |
01:22:52 |
Um, I'll really glad |
01:23:12 |
Hey. |
01:23:14 |
How you holding up? |
01:23:16 |
God, if I see any more |
01:23:19 |
I don't know |
01:23:21 |
I heard you didn't |
01:23:25 |
No, I got the part. |
01:23:28 |
What? |
01:23:29 |
It was for the seventh |
01:23:31 |
that'll probably be off |
01:23:34 |
It wasn't all that. |
01:23:36 |
Yeah, it was. |
01:23:38 |
I can't say |
01:23:41 |
- You better not be. |
01:23:56 |
Well well well. |
01:23:58 |
- What do we got here? |
01:24:01 |
- Shut up, man. |
01:24:14 |
- Hey. |
01:24:18 |
Fernando here? |
01:24:20 |
He's at his cousin's house. |
01:24:22 |
He's gonna be by soon |
01:24:24 |
and you know he's not gonna |
01:24:26 |
My mom just wanted me to |
01:24:29 |
You really didn't |
01:24:32 |
- Ooh, a truck. |
01:24:34 |
- Thank you. |
01:24:46 |
I know things got messed |
01:24:48 |
but I was hoping you'd still |
01:24:52 |
- We're going to Fernando's parent's place. |
01:24:59 |
I'm looking at you |
01:25:01 |
and I realize the one thing |
01:25:04 |
I'm sorry. |
01:25:10 |
I'm sorry, Marissa. |
01:25:14 |
Look, Jesse, |
01:25:16 |
it's like when we- |
01:25:19 |
when we fall in love, |
01:25:21 |
we take a chance |
01:25:25 |
But we choose |
01:25:27 |
And it's just like |
01:25:29 |
When he switched |
01:25:32 |
he knew that he |
01:25:34 |
Then he took your place |
01:25:36 |
and you're still here. |
01:25:39 |
He gave you |
01:25:44 |
Why would you want |
01:25:53 |
Hello? |
01:25:55 |
Can you pick up |
01:25:58 |
Thanks. |
01:26:04 |
Yeah. |
01:26:13 |
I'm glad you found somebody |
01:26:18 |
I just wish |
01:26:26 |
You should probably go. |
01:26:28 |
Yeah. |
01:26:36 |
Goodbye, Marissa. |
01:26:42 |
Goodbye. |
01:27:45 |
Uh... |
01:27:47 |
hello. |
01:27:51 |
Mrs. Brewer? |
01:27:53 |
Hi, it's Jesse. |
01:27:55 |
I'm Lenny's friend. |
01:28:10 |
You like these? |
01:28:13 |
It's real comfortable too. |
01:28:14 |
I used to be small. |
01:28:16 |
What is this? |
01:28:17 |
Oh, looks big. |
01:28:20 |
- Oooh. |
01:28:23 |
Achristening gown. |
01:28:26 |
Mauricio told me |
01:28:28 |
Yeah, um- |
01:28:30 |
we've never really talked |
01:28:32 |
No we didn't. |
01:28:33 |
But we're not gonna |
01:28:35 |
Come on, who ever heard |
01:28:37 |
- Geraldo Rivera. |
01:28:40 |
That's a television character. |
01:28:42 |
Actually, in San Juan |
01:28:45 |
Oh, Ma. |
01:28:47 |
That's Johnny. |
01:28:49 |
That necklace that Edy |
01:28:51 |
- That's not all she's getting. |
01:28:53 |
I meant the tree. |
01:28:57 |
I'm gonna call those guys |
01:28:59 |
Huh-uh. |
01:29:01 |
it's ugly, |
01:29:03 |
And I love it. |
01:29:05 |
Who needs a view anyway? |
01:29:07 |
Whatever you wish. |
01:29:09 |
Uncle Edy, |
01:29:10 |
Oh, look what fell |
01:29:14 |
We got a brand new and improved |
01:29:18 |
There it is, |
01:29:21 |
- That's so sweet. |
01:29:23 |
- Yeah! |
01:29:25 |
That's for your dad. |
01:29:28 |
- Smell 'em. |
01:29:30 |
Did you regift? |
01:29:32 |
Thank you so much, Johnny. |
01:29:41 |
Come on. |
01:30:10 |
When it's cold you've got |
01:30:13 |
'Cause sometimes |
01:30:14 |
I got it, Pop. |
01:30:16 |
I know you do. |