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00:00:32 So this is truly exciting...
00:00:33 Two by one equals...
00:00:37 Ah, Andy -- you could
00:00:40 Ahhh...
00:00:42 Help out Mr. Puckov?
00:00:45 Oh... Andy.
00:01:03 Andy?
00:01:23 Oh, Mr. Puckov.
00:01:26 Oh, I want it.
00:01:28 So bad I can taste it!
00:01:31 Oh, teach me, Mr. P.
00:01:35 Oh yeah, oh yeah.
00:01:36 Ohhh yeah, yeah yeah.
00:01:38 Oh, Mr. Puckov.
00:01:40 Show me how it's done.
00:01:47 Fill my virgin hole!
00:01:56 Oh.
00:02:01 Ooooo, Mr. Puckov.
00:02:05 You're so raw!
00:02:07 Ma!
00:02:08 Did you eat all my
00:02:10 Can you knock?!
00:02:12 Well I'm sorry, sweetie.
00:02:13 But every time I go to
00:02:15 my vegetables vanish.
00:02:17 I ironed your cap
00:02:20 We are so darn proud of you!
00:02:22 Thanks, Mom.
00:02:27 Oh, well... what
00:02:31 Oh, ah, Sparky,
00:02:37 Oh.
00:02:52 It's laundry day, Andy.
00:02:54 I need everything dirty.
00:02:58 Oh.
00:03:00 Ready for graduation, son?
00:03:01 Hey, hun -- there's
00:03:04 Dear Lord!
00:03:06 No, no hun,
00:03:07 shrink wrap they put on
00:03:09 Is that not right?
00:03:10 Yes.
00:03:12 Hey, there's my
00:03:15 Ahhhhh!
00:03:16 Mommie... Dad.
00:03:20 Now calm down.
00:03:22 Now stop it.
00:03:23 You'll just make
00:03:24 Okay!
00:03:25 Let's just go outside-
00:03:27 Could you get out
00:03:29 Let's just step out here,
00:03:30 nitroglycerin, okay?
00:03:32 We'll watch that
00:03:35 AHHH!
00:03:40 Well, I guess that's
00:03:45 Hmmm.
00:05:01 Woo!
00:05:03 Your graduation speech
00:05:06 I was so proud!
00:05:07 I could always do better.
00:05:09 You're the
00:05:11 Congrats on your baseball
00:05:12 Thanks, man.
00:05:16 Welcome to
00:05:17 Yay!
00:05:26 So, who's gettin' laid at Muffler's
00:05:29 Well, Mr. Puckov said
00:05:31 and I'm technically not
00:05:34 so this could
00:05:35 Heads up, here he comes.
00:05:38 Oh, hello, Boys.
00:05:40 Hearty congratulations.
00:05:42 Thanks, Mr. P.
00:05:43 And I just wanted to say,
00:05:44 that I'm really
00:05:46 ...your class this year.
00:05:47 And we were just wondering
00:05:49 to be coming on any of us
00:05:51 be coming and I would really
00:05:55 We shall see.
00:05:58 Some schools get an
00:06:01 we get an exchange teacher.
00:06:04 Where the heck is
00:06:06 The Republic of Tartaristan
00:06:09 in the former Soviet Union.
00:06:10 I believe the
00:06:13 Hey, Daisy!
00:06:16 Forward, forward, good girl!
00:06:19 Have you told her you're
00:06:22 No way!
00:06:23 You know I don't like labels.
00:06:24 Besides, it would
00:06:26 So shhhh, here she comes.
00:06:29 - Hey, Daze.
00:06:32 I finished designing
00:06:36 We are gonna make, like,
00:06:39 Okay, doll.
00:06:40 Love ya, call ya,
00:06:46 News flash, boys.
00:06:47 Looks like I'm finally
00:06:49 Do tell.
00:06:50 I've got a date and
00:06:52 Oh?
00:06:54 I'm an ASSMAN, son.
00:06:58 Asses aren't all they're
00:07:00 I personally prefer
00:07:03 You outta know, Griff.
00:07:05 yours is like WOW.
00:07:10 What the FUUUUUCK!
00:07:15 How you doin?!
00:07:17 You boys still talkin' 'bout
00:07:21 Ha, ha, ha.
00:07:22 Might wanna return those
00:07:24 of yours for a refund if you're
00:07:28 Hello, I've used mine.
00:07:30 I mean... like for
00:07:32 Wake up, kids -- Fact is, none
00:07:39 The what?
00:07:40 ANAL, dudes.
00:07:43 You know, sausage-smugglin',
00:07:48 the old Hershey highway.
00:07:51 Ewww!
00:07:52 Well, my date's the captain
00:07:55 And I think he's a bottom.
00:07:57 All Catholics are
00:08:01 Take it from the Muff-ster.
00:08:07 I expect all of you
00:08:09 will be coming to
00:08:12 We'll be there.
00:08:13 Mmm-hmm.
00:08:14 Ah, ha-ha...
00:08:17 She is so full of shit.
00:08:18 She probably never even
00:08:24 Ewww!
00:08:31 I guess Muffler's
00:08:32 Scientifically speaking,
00:08:35 Guess I don't have to feel
00:08:37 Well, at least the rest of
00:08:40 Thanks, Jarod,
00:08:43 Can't we talk about
00:08:45 Coming-out stories
00:08:47 This isn't about coming-out,
00:08:50 The topic is anus copulus.
00:08:54 Hi-ya kids.
00:08:56 Hi, Mrs. Hunter.
00:08:58 Garsh darn, that Wal-Mart sure
00:09:03 If ya ask me, you and Daisy
00:09:07 King and Queen of the Prom.
00:09:14 Mom!
00:09:15 Oh!
00:09:22 Don't you think it's about
00:09:24 Are you kidding me?
00:09:26 She doesn't have a clue.
00:09:28 What about your
00:09:30 Your obsession
00:09:32 Your lip gloss!?
00:09:35 Mom suffers from an acute case
00:09:39 She just thinks
00:09:45 Hey, who's Paul Lynde?
00:09:48 Is he hot?
00:09:52 Oh my goodness.
00:09:56 So, Jarod.
00:09:58 Did you ever like... you know, get to
00:10:04 Yeah, of course.
00:10:09 So... what's it feel like?
00:10:14 Like warm Quiche Lorraine.
00:10:23 Ohhhh...
00:10:29 Muff-ster!
00:10:30 Muff-ster!
00:10:31 Muff-ster!
00:10:32 Muff-ster!
00:10:36 What the fuck!
00:10:38 How you do-in', man?
00:10:39 Ha-ha-HA!
00:10:41 Ladies.
00:10:43 Anything I can do to make
00:10:46 Hey, thanks for
00:10:49 Cindy, you
00:10:53 Welcome to my maxi-pad.
00:10:59 Attractive garment.
00:11:01 Nice COCK-tail.
00:11:02 It's a Tijuana Sling.
00:11:05 The new cosmo, Kojak.
00:11:07 How festive.
00:11:09 Now pull the cork outta
00:11:11 someone will fuck it.
00:11:17 What the fuuuuck!
00:11:22 Who's he?
00:11:28 He's practically perfect.
00:11:29 Yeah, sure.
00:11:31 But what did he
00:11:47 So... whaddaya think?
00:11:50 Isn't Tyler hot?
00:11:52 You're the stud, man.
00:11:53 Yes, sir, he puts the
00:12:00 What do I care?
00:12:01 He's a PNP power-bottom!
00:12:03 Cool.
00:12:07 What's PNP?
00:12:11 Heck if I know.
00:12:17 Who is that?
00:12:19 Like, that's
00:12:21 Ahsooo... he raise-a Dawn
00:12:25 in a Humvee accident.
00:12:27 He looks like
00:12:29 Dude's a fuckin'
00:12:32 What's a GILWAD. Buffi?
00:12:34 G.I.L.W.A.D.
00:12:38 "Grandpa I'd let
00:12:40 pay for bigger
00:12:42 and then fuck them
00:12:45 But this-a too many
00:12:48 Does not-a add up.
00:12:50 I am a cheerleader, Tiki,
00:13:04 So you're like All-State
00:13:09 I heard you got a
00:13:12 Yeah, whatever.
00:13:14 God, you are so
00:13:17 Mind if I pretend you're
00:13:22 Pretend whatever you want.
00:13:33 Holy moley,
00:13:45 Tonight's the night,
00:13:48 Word on the street is,
00:13:51 Legend has it that in
00:13:54 stomach pumped after he
00:13:58 Big-time cum whore!
00:14:01 Well I'll give him a
00:14:03 Yeah!
00:14:04 Say I'm Fuckov.
00:14:08 Yeah, but you look
00:14:13 Ha ha - yeah, that's funny.
00:14:20 Oooooh. Mr. Puckov -
00:14:23 Oh yeah... those strap-on plastic
00:14:29 Yeah, oh I'm gonna shoot,
00:14:32 Ooooooohh Mr. Puckov --
00:14:39 Oh, ah, I wasn't talking
00:14:43 I was talking about a
00:14:45 Your... Dad!
00:14:46 Thank you.
00:15:02 So.
00:15:03 You gonna take those off?
00:15:05 Maybe.
00:15:06 Good.
00:15:07 'Cause I want you inside me.
00:15:15 Ah, no.
00:15:17 I'm allergic to latex.
00:15:21 Bareback me, straight-boy.
00:15:26 Ahhhhhhh!
00:15:31 Ah... so much better.
00:15:39 I had it made.
00:15:42 Home free and then he went
00:15:50 Every dog has his day, J.
00:15:54 Unfortunately, our lives
00:15:59 where everyone magically
00:16:03 This isn't
00:16:06 What's a boy gotta do
00:16:11 Deeper, Billy.
00:16:12 Harder!
00:16:14 I love you, Trena.
00:16:17 What is wrong
00:16:19 Everyone's kickin' it,
00:16:23 If the heteros can have
00:16:25 we homos should, too.
00:16:28 Hey, why don't you and
00:16:37 Ewww -- no.
00:16:39 We're like brothers!
00:16:41 Besides, we're both
00:16:45 And regardless, he
00:16:48 Oh yeah?
00:16:49 What's wrong with me?
00:16:55 Yeeeeeeeees!
00:16:57 Plow that PUSSY!
00:17:02 Oh my goodness.
00:17:26 Like, thanks, Dawn.
00:17:28 Pleasure's all mine, Suzi.
00:17:39 Dawn's awesome!
00:17:50 Thanks for showing
00:17:53 Anytime, Buffi.
00:18:02 My GOD.
00:18:10 Bye, Tiki.
00:18:13 Dawn make-a Tiki leaky.
00:18:20 Oooh!
00:18:21 Me love you long time.
00:18:33 Once Dawn strikes.
00:18:40 Virgins.
00:18:42 What the fuuuck!
00:18:45 What the fuuuck!?
00:18:51 Muffler.
00:18:52 She lays half the
00:18:54 and we can't even
00:18:56 We're all gonna go to
00:18:59 Brainstorm, boyz.
00:19:01 We just need to make a pact.
00:19:03 We all get laid before
00:19:05 As if we haven't
00:19:07 We don't know
00:19:10 Maybe we've been taking
00:19:13 Maybe what we need...
00:19:17 Certainly logical.
00:19:19 But... who?
00:19:21 College guys, older dudes,
00:19:27 Studs who can break us in and
00:19:30 I'm beginning to
00:19:33 Guys our age are sexually and
00:19:36 I want a seasoned older
00:19:40 all night and then
00:19:42 of Shelly Winters in the morning.
00:19:44 Perhaps what you
00:19:46 No way, horsecock!
00:19:48 It's just
00:19:52 Our very virginity is
00:19:54 This is it, this summer.
00:19:57 This is our chance to make
00:20:00 YES!
00:20:01 First we each need to define
00:20:07 Well, wait... we
00:20:10 Well I, for one, am 100% top.
00:20:12 Of course, me too.
00:20:15 Who would want anything
00:20:17 in the first place?
00:20:20 I hope you're
00:20:22 But... I could be
00:20:24 you know... taking control.
00:20:26 Riding me.
00:20:29 I'm putting you down
00:20:32 Not that I wouldn't consider
00:20:34 As long as it was small.
00:20:35 Like, a finger.
00:20:37 Submissive top,
00:20:40 Isn't anyone "bottom curious?"
00:20:45 What are you
00:20:48 Ohhh... ahhhh... we were
00:20:51 where do you get
00:20:53 cause my mom is looking
00:20:56 Oh, thanks.
00:20:58 I highly recommend
00:21:01 Tell her to ask
00:21:03 He is a genius with
00:21:06 and such a flirt!
00:21:13 See!?
00:21:15 She just doesn't get it.
00:21:18 What about you, Griff?
00:21:19 Still thinkin'
00:21:20 Yes.
00:21:22 But I don't know.
00:21:24 I mean, it's all
00:21:26 That leaves you, Andy.
00:21:29 Well I'm a top -- of course!
00:21:32 "PUSSYBOY IN DENIAL."
00:21:36 Okay, so... we all agree that
00:21:40 by penetrating a
00:21:42 What's the deadline?
00:21:43 Muffler's Labor Day
00:21:46 That gives us the
00:21:47 All in favor?
00:21:48 Aye.
00:21:50 Motion's carried.
00:21:51 Ready or not,
00:22:27 Okay, okay -- a little
00:22:29 Right there, great.
00:22:31 Now zoom out.
00:22:37 I bet you look so handsome!
00:23:07 Who's my daddy?
00:23:22 - Son, I...
00:23:23 Oh, dear Lord!
00:23:25 Can you knock?!
00:23:27 Oh, jeez.
00:23:28 - I was...
00:23:30 I didn't seen anything.
00:23:31 Okay.
00:23:32 Whatever it was
00:23:34 it's completely normal.
00:23:36 What were you doing, anyway?
00:23:40 I was... grooming myself.
00:23:43 Is that a gay thing, son?
00:23:45 I don't know.
00:23:46 Do you shave yourself?
00:23:47 - Well...
00:23:49 You don't have
00:23:52 Andy... in light of what
00:23:56 I thought that you deserved
00:23:59 Thank you.
00:24:05 Well... open her up?
00:24:09 What is it?
00:24:11 It's a butt plug.
00:24:13 The butt plug,
00:24:15 generally made of
00:24:17 used to stimulate
00:24:20 This, of course, is
00:24:22 and ah... this is the
00:24:26 with the handy suction base.
00:24:29 Viola.
00:24:35 "Anal Pleasure and Health"?
00:24:37 Oh, Andy.
00:24:39 This book was
00:24:42 In fact, I took the liberty
00:24:44 passages under the chapter
00:24:47 Ewwww.
00:24:50 Oh, Andy, Andy Andy.
00:24:52 Being the receptive partner
00:24:55 is nothing to be
00:24:57 Okay?
00:24:58 Yeah, thank you.
00:24:59 Okay. Yeah.
00:25:01 In fact, this figure here 7.2
00:25:05 adaptability of
00:25:08 Oh My God!
00:25:09 What?
00:25:10 Look...
00:25:11 Yeah!
00:25:11 Okay, Dad - thank you!
00:25:13 That's incredible, isn't it?
00:25:23 What are these?
00:25:24 Oh, those are
00:25:28 I sure know here size.
00:25:30 Okay, I thought this
00:25:33 And if you have anything else
00:25:36 you feel free to come
00:25:38 or call me, or even
00:25:40 - Okay?
00:25:41 Great, it's just been great.
00:25:45 Sorry.
00:26:04 Come on, Andy!
00:26:13 Come on now.
00:26:15 You got it, you got it.
00:26:17 Oh yeah.
00:26:22 Strike two!
00:26:24 You can do it, Andy.
00:26:26 You must "fuck-us".
00:26:53 Go Andy, run, run!
00:27:13 Strike three,
00:27:28 Yo.
00:27:29 I'm Beau.
00:27:31 Hey.
00:27:33 Jarod.
00:27:34 So... do you pitch or catch?
00:27:41 I pitch.
00:27:44 How 'bout you?
00:27:45 Pitcher, in the streets.
00:27:49 Catcher in the sheets.
00:27:56 Strike one.
00:28:00 So, what are the chances of us
00:28:07 What are the chances of you
00:28:59 Did you know the male animal
00:29:01 without even stimulating his shaft?
00:29:04 Ah, hello - Did YOU know
00:29:09 that Mr. Puckov trolls chatrooms
00:29:16 HOT!
00:29:18 Wish me luck, boys, I just
00:29:23 Oh yeah?
00:29:25 What's his name, anyway?
00:29:27 Biff?
00:29:28 Blaine?
00:29:29 BLAND?
00:29:32 Beau!
00:29:33 And why do you keep
00:29:35 He's like perfect!
00:29:37 Perfectly boring!
00:29:38 YIPPEE!
00:29:40 I got a response,
00:29:43 Okay, the internet IS
00:29:47 He's a little young
00:29:50 He loves Liza with a
00:29:55 and investment banking.
00:29:57 Ka-ching.
00:30:02 Damn!
00:30:04 That's almost as
00:30:10 You okay?
00:30:12 I've got a headache.
00:30:14 There's aspirin in my
00:30:22 Where's the soap?
00:30:31 Score.
00:31:10 Yes!
00:31:11 I'm growing!
00:31:23 It's stuck!
00:31:47 What the...?
00:31:49 Son!
00:31:53 Help!
00:31:54 Get it off me!
00:31:55 Okay, don't panic.
00:31:57 We can do this
00:31:59 I'm gonna brace, and
00:32:03 FUCK!
00:32:05 Awwwwwwww!
00:32:07 Okay, I have another idea.
00:32:09 Now, hold on there - and
00:32:13 Fire in the hole!
00:32:15 FIRE!
00:32:19 Aaaaah!
00:32:25 Aaaaaaahhh!
00:32:28 Aaaaaaaaahhhh!
00:32:35 You know, kids... penis length
00:32:40 Dad.
00:32:42 I frequently measured my own
00:32:45 Matter of fact, I still do.
00:32:47 But no matter where
00:32:50 darned if I can
00:32:53 So, Jarod. I know what it's
00:32:58 about your manhood.
00:33:01 Well, it all started back
00:33:04 you know, showering with
00:33:07 Oh my God.
00:33:08 Yes, siree... oh boy, we spent
00:33:13 There was this one sailor...
00:33:14 Zeke McGee was his name,
00:33:18 didn't hang down
00:33:21 And if I close my eyes
00:33:24 I can SMELL it,
00:33:28 Do you still keep in
00:33:32 Now that
00:33:34 Dad!
00:33:36 Now will you please
00:33:39 Certainly.
00:33:40 But before I go,
00:33:41 that I really enjoyed
00:33:46 Oh my goodness.
00:33:53 Step, step, PUNCH!
00:33:55 Step, step.
00:33:57 Bounce... bounce bounce!
00:33:59 Step, step, PUNCH!
00:34:01 Step, step, PUNCH!
00:34:03 Sweat!
00:34:05 Bounce, bounce.
00:34:09 Step, step, PUNCH!
00:34:11 Down!
00:34:13 Bounce, bounce.
00:34:15 Step, PUNCH!
00:34:20 Arch your backs.
00:34:24 Alright, alright.
00:34:25 Take five, take five,
00:34:29 My God... she's is
00:34:30 I know, my ass has
00:34:40 Yo, yo.
00:34:42 What's wrong, dawg?
00:34:44 I need more maximus
00:34:47 You lookin' fine to me, Papi.
00:34:54 Whassup?
00:34:55 Angel.
00:34:57 Pleasure to meet you.
00:35:03 You want a homey
00:35:08 You gotta work it on OUT.
00:35:10 Yo DJ, pump up the volume!
00:35:39 You know what you got, dawg?
00:36:00 Like what you see, Papi?
00:36:02 Indeed.
00:36:10 I dance at Bodangles.
00:36:12 You want a private lesson...
00:36:15 Holla.
00:36:37 Right on!
00:36:44 Shit!
00:36:49 Maybe this isn't my sport.
00:36:51 You just need few pointers.
00:36:53 Here, stand behind me.
00:37:00 Now feel how I grip my stick.
00:37:07 I could teach you
00:37:09 Mmm-hmmm.
00:39:03 Big time CUM WHORE!
00:39:05 They're all gonna
00:39:07 They're all gonna
00:39:32 White party,
00:39:34 geez, it all sounds
00:39:37 Yeah, I got so high
00:39:40 that I woke up with
00:39:44 It was blue.
00:39:46 Ya know, we get you outta
00:39:49 you'll be
00:39:50 My friends call me
00:39:53 Cool.
00:39:54 Is that short for something?
00:39:56 Yeah, K-hole.
00:39:57 But I'm all past that now.
00:39:59 That's probably
00:40:02 Yeah, these days
00:40:04 I beg your pardon?
00:40:06 GHB, girlfriend!
00:40:10 Whew!
00:40:11 You know what?
00:40:12 I am an expert at dosing
00:40:14 Whaddaya know, there's
00:40:16 marathon on the
00:40:18 Man, I am WICKED horny!
00:41:15 Are you okay?
00:41:19 Oh my God!
00:41:24 One, two, three, four.
00:41:27 It's not working -
00:41:29 DO something.
00:41:33 What are you DOING?
00:41:35 Give me some of that.
00:41:38 We're not going to
00:41:39 His belt's too tight.
00:41:40 He's not breathing,
00:41:41 Get some air in there!
00:41:42 Oh, good Lord - it's
00:41:44 Lube, lube.
00:41:45 Plan B - LUBE.
00:41:50 Three, two, one - CLEAR!
00:41:53 Three, two, one - CLEAR!
00:41:57 Three, two, one - CLEAR!
00:41:59 Muthafucker!
00:42:01 Holy shit, it worked.
00:42:24 Mom?
00:42:26 Dad?
00:42:28 Anyone home?
00:43:41 Hey, little guy.
00:44:17 Son!
00:44:18 It's not what it looks like!
00:44:20 Andy?!
00:44:22 - Ooohh!
00:44:25 Don't overreact.
00:44:29 Oh my GOD!
00:44:33 Mommie, I'm so sorry!
00:44:35 I'm not mad at you,
00:44:39 This is not good,
00:45:06 Mom?
00:45:11 I didn't hear you.
00:45:15 You didn't come home.
00:45:19 What's going on?
00:45:24 I think...
00:45:29 I like guys.
00:45:39 DUH!
00:45:42 What took you so long?
00:45:50 I was sure you led an
00:45:53 the first time you did Madonna.
00:45:56 I mean, cripe, how many three
00:45:58 they've performed her entire
00:46:02 Oh, "Strike a pose!"
00:46:06 Remember?
00:46:08 Gotta admit though, I did
00:46:12 Oh, see how you already had
00:46:18 Oh yeah, you were always
00:46:23 There you are at your
00:46:26 Carol Channing was
00:46:30 Oh, and that's the time you
00:46:33 in Airport '75 when
00:46:37 "There's nobody
00:46:40 Okay, okay!
00:47:09 Come on, get in!
00:47:12 GET WET!
00:47:14 I'm getting a start
00:47:17 Hey, cut it out!
00:47:30 No, Jarod!
00:47:31 No!
00:47:32 You know I pinned
00:47:35 No!
00:48:04 Wo-ow.
00:48:07 Look at those.
00:48:09 What?
00:48:10 Oh my God.
00:48:20 I think I'm gonna fuck Beau.
00:48:23 That's excellent.
00:48:25 Yeah.
00:48:27 We've been gettin'
00:48:30 Almost did it the other day,
00:48:34 How come?
00:48:36 I don't know.
00:48:39 I'm scared, Griff.
00:48:41 What if I'm not ready?
00:48:46 Well, the way I see it...
00:48:50 and you trust him...
00:48:58 No one understands
00:49:01 You're the best.
00:49:05 Yeah.
00:49:16 Oh, yeah.
00:49:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:49:26 Totally!
00:49:45 BDSM?
00:49:50 Of course.
00:50:09 Oh yeah!
00:50:12 Um... delicious.
00:50:22 Oh yeah!
00:50:42 What is the emergency?
00:50:44 Griff finally tapped into
00:50:46 in the locker room.
00:50:48 Straight boy's
00:50:51 Get the fuck out of here, man.
00:50:54 Place your bets,
00:50:56 Ten bucks he's a show-er!
00:50:59 Baby's got BACK!
00:51:02 Dude, turn around.
00:51:03 Deliver the package!
00:51:06 You guys are ill,
00:51:07 How so?
00:51:08 Look at yourselves, lusting
00:51:12 you can never have.
00:51:14 Aren't we beyond that?
00:51:15 It's so '90's.
00:51:18 He dropped the soap!
00:51:21 This is so wrong.
00:51:25 We have bush.
00:51:27 Repeat, we have bush.
00:51:31 Oh... my.
00:51:34 Can you zoom in on that?
00:51:36 Yes, indeed.
00:51:41 Our boy's a show-er!
00:51:43 Is he doing what I
00:51:48 He's fingering himself!
00:51:53 He is a show-er AND a grower.
00:51:56 Abercrombie & BITCH!
00:51:58 Where the heck is Andy?!
00:52:12 Andy?
00:52:13 Can I still come in?
00:52:16 Rodzilla?
00:52:22 Oh, what the hell.
00:52:30 So, I take it you have
00:52:34 In "the scene?"
00:52:36 Oh yeah.
00:52:37 I'm an old pro.
00:52:42 Cool hammock.
00:52:43 Right.
00:52:49 I use bicycle horn instead
00:52:53 Excuse me while I go to slip into
00:52:58 Right on!
00:53:01 What are you wearing?
00:53:03 You mentioned water sports...
00:53:09 Marco... polo.
00:53:38 C'mon!
00:53:38 Go back to
00:53:40 Holy shit.
00:53:47 What the fuck?!
00:53:55 There's a website where you
00:53:57 what you want
00:53:59 Go to
00:54:04 We're busy, Muff-ster.
00:54:05 Yeah, sorry to break up
00:54:07 but that's an ORDER!
00:54:13 Hey, put that back!
00:54:18 Oh... my... God.
00:54:46 Rodzilla!
00:54:57 Mr. Puckov!
00:54:59 This is for my
00:55:01 Imperialist American SVINE!
00:55:03 Ah, NO!
00:55:07 Your "ugly American" scene
00:55:10 Have another cheeseburger,
00:55:13 OUCH!
00:55:15 Oh my goodness.
00:55:17 This is for Kathie Lee.
00:55:18 Kelly Ripa, she sucks!
00:55:20 Oh, go on, type
00:55:27 Teach him a lesson!
00:55:31 Okay, I'm serious,
00:55:35 Could we just talk this out?
00:55:37 Look, he hears us!
00:55:43 Ahhhh!
00:55:44 Supersize THIS,
00:55:48 No. No. No. No. No...
00:55:51 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
00:55:55 Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. YES.
00:56:03 Holy shit!
00:56:05 FIST HIS ASS!
00:56:10 What's with the Cwisco?
00:56:15 This might take the edge off.
00:56:23 Ewwww!
00:56:30 Okay, Mr. Puckov?
00:56:33 You like my table?
00:56:35 My GLASS table?
00:56:42 What's he doing?
00:56:49 This one's out of my
00:56:55 Am I supposed
00:56:58 Ooooo, I love how
00:57:01 Just close your eyes,
00:57:09 Rodzilla loves
00:57:35 You know?
00:57:36 Maybe this sex thing is just
00:57:41 Maybe I should just hang
00:57:44 Then you could finally
00:57:50 Look, love is a
00:57:55 If at first we don't succeed,
00:57:59 Yeah, but we're
00:58:01 Summer's almost over!
00:58:03 OK, who has a hot
00:58:08 I do!
00:58:12 Okay.
00:58:13 International gay
00:58:19 is coming to town
00:58:21 So, I figured I'd go for it,
00:58:25 no one else around here
00:58:28 Rock on!
00:58:33 What about you, Griff?
00:58:34 Nada.
00:58:36 Maybe the two of us
00:58:38 Yeah, sure.
00:58:40 Cool.
00:58:42 Hey kids, how's it hangin'?
00:58:45 Dad, what are you wearing?
00:58:47 Oh yeah, the old
00:58:50 See ya at sea.
00:59:15 Oh my goodness.
00:59:22 It is such an honor
00:59:27 without digital censorship.
00:59:32 And who should I
00:59:37 Mr. Ben Dover.
00:59:43 Oh you beast.
01:00:28 Hello.
01:00:30 Hi.
01:00:35 Nice ass, man.
01:00:38 How are ya?
01:00:50 Hey.
01:00:53 Good day, gents.
01:00:58 Damn, I'd tap that ass.
01:01:18 Hi.
01:01:20 Hey, Griff.
01:01:21 Griff, hey.
01:01:23 Jarod's has mentioned you.
01:01:25 Cool.
01:01:27 May I speak to
01:01:29 Sure thing.
01:01:34 Alone.
01:01:38 Be right back.
01:01:47 What's goin' on?
01:01:49 I thought it was going
01:01:53 Is there a problem?
01:01:54 Summer's almost over, J.
01:01:58 Once we go off to college...
01:02:02 Wait.
01:02:04 Are you jealous?
01:02:08 Fuck off.
01:02:14 Everything okay?
01:02:20 Yeah.
01:02:22 Forget it.
01:02:26 Griff.
01:02:29 Rainbow Video,
01:02:31 You are not gonna believe
01:02:35 Who?
01:02:36 Richard Hatch!
01:02:37 And I think he
01:02:40 I'm about to get anal from
01:02:44 Are you like... prepared?
01:02:46 Oh yeah.
01:02:49 I'm all set.
01:02:50 Gotta run, kid.
01:02:52 Boy Nico is about
01:03:03 Better safe than sorry.
01:03:36 Woe.
01:03:59 Woof.
01:04:07 That's hot.
01:04:16 Daddy likes it.
01:04:41 I forgot my car keys.
01:04:46 Oh, no, no, no, no!
01:04:48 What's this?
01:04:50 It's a plantain.
01:04:53 Okay, doll, love you,
01:05:00 Maybe this wasn't
01:05:18 Are you alright?
01:05:21 I'm fine.
01:05:28 Can you excuse me
01:06:10 Mmmm, yeah.
01:06:14 How old are you?
01:06:17 Seventeen.
01:06:20 Sorry, kid.
01:06:22 WAY past your prime.
01:06:43 Hey Mr. DJ, gimme a BEAT!
01:07:12 Whoa!
01:07:24 Damn boy, you workin'
01:07:37 Taught him everything
01:07:45 Bubble-butt, bubble-butt,
01:07:49 Bubble-butt, bubble-butt,
01:07:53 Bubble-butt, bubble-butt,
01:07:57 Bubble-butt, bubble-butt,
01:08:31 They're all gonna
01:08:33 They're all gonna
01:08:45 - Rainbow Vid...
01:08:49 Did you take the enema?
01:08:50 Yeah, three of them.
01:08:54 Oh my God!
01:09:19 Fuck this shit.
01:09:22 Hey, Andy.
01:09:25 Ahhh... it's a wrong number.
01:09:32 Oh my goodness.
01:09:39 Richard?
01:09:57 Your ass tastes so good.
01:10:07 Looks like Little Jarod
01:10:10 Little... Jarod?
01:10:20 I've waited forever.
01:10:26 Dammit!
01:10:31 It's okay.
01:10:33 I'll get him back up again.
01:10:38 I'm sorry, it's not you.
01:10:42 But...
01:10:48 Can we try another time?
01:10:53 Please... please, stop!
01:11:01 Just take me home?
01:11:07 Fine.
01:11:39 Jesus!
01:12:18 My eye!
01:12:23 Dad?
01:12:40 - Dad?
01:12:42 Can I ask you a question?
01:12:44 Certainly, son.
01:12:46 How did you know when you
01:12:50 Oh.
01:12:52 Uh, well...
01:12:55 Unfortunately, my Uncle Earl
01:12:59 But only you can make
01:13:03 Do you think you're ready?
01:13:05 Yeah.
01:13:06 I mean, a big
01:13:08 But, I'm petrified
01:13:13 Sounds like you
01:13:16 Yeah?
01:13:16 Yeah, yeah.
01:13:17 Yeah.
01:13:20 I think I should hold on
01:13:25 Good boy.
01:13:27 Um, ah... I have
01:13:34 Okay.
01:13:37 Daddy's a bi-sexshul.
01:13:40 And it's all because of you.
01:13:43 Gee, thanks, Dad.
01:13:44 No, what I mean is... you gave
01:13:51 But, now Andy, I think
01:13:55 Dad...
01:13:56 Well, that's what I think.
01:13:57 I'm afraid.
01:13:59 Oh, Dad, Dad, Dad.
01:14:00 Hey, hey, hey.
01:14:02 You're still the same person.
01:14:03 I'm still...
01:14:04 You're still the
01:14:05 Still the same?
01:14:06 And I will always love you.
01:14:06 Always?
01:14:07 - I will always...
01:14:08 - I will always...
01:14:10 - I will always...
01:14:11 - I will always...
01:14:12 I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!
01:14:14 You will always love ME?
01:14:17 Oh, Andy.
01:14:23 I will always love you.
01:14:24 Now, stop.
01:14:28 I gotta go, kid.
01:14:53 I cannot believe I almost
01:14:57 Desperate times call for
01:15:01 Maybe you should've done him.
01:15:04 I cannot believe a Survivor
01:15:09 Suck it up, Girls.
01:15:11 Looks like my Labor Day
01:15:14 your last chance to snag
01:15:18 Sex, sex, sex, that's all
01:15:22 What's so good
01:15:23 I've had much more luck
01:15:25 and my left index finger.
01:15:29 I can't believe you wanna
01:15:32 At least he's not
01:15:34 Sorry we can't all
01:15:37 Guess what?
01:15:40 Tyler was the first guy
01:15:44 I was so nervous I
01:15:46 Now Beau wants me to top him at
01:15:53 Some STUD, huh?
01:15:56 Well, aren't we
01:16:00 Hey, hey, who told you
01:16:05 Sex can be messy, kids.
01:16:08 Full of penis drippings,
01:16:11 and thirty-one flavors
01:16:13 What the FUUUUUCK!
01:16:18 He heard me take
01:16:22 Okay, fine.
01:16:26 You still don't
01:16:29 Even after all
01:16:33 I was a stud long before
01:16:38 Oh, great, a bull dyke's
01:16:40 on the art of being men!
01:16:41 Damn right, bitch!
01:16:45 When you boys learn that having sex
01:16:53 maybe you'll finally pull
01:17:01 Crimony, kids.
01:17:03 I sure do hope you
01:17:26 You're sure, right?
01:17:29 Yeah.
01:17:31 I want you to top me.
01:17:33 You guys are gonna
01:17:35 Butt-fuckers!
01:17:37 Butt-fuckers!
01:17:38 Butt-fuckers!
01:17:40 Mini-Muff, get the
01:17:43 C'mon, I wanna watch!
01:17:46 NOW, Mini!
01:17:48 Awww, man.
01:17:52 I may need this.
01:17:53 Dude, don't be
01:18:17 I'm glad you called
01:18:19 You know, I likes you
01:19:22 Silver foxy...
01:19:27 You're Muffler's grandfather.
01:19:30 I've been accused of that.
01:19:32 And you are...?
01:19:36 Nico.
01:19:37 I'm Dawn's friend.
01:19:41 Enjoying yourself, Nico?
01:19:45 I'm startin' to feel
01:19:50 Is that so?
01:19:53 And where is your
01:19:58 You're lookin' at one
01:20:03 Can I trouble you
01:20:06 I've had my fill
01:20:10 I'm afraid I'm gonna have
01:20:16 You have any good tequila?
01:20:19 Anejo?
01:20:23 Mmmmhmmm.
01:20:25 Aged eighteen years...
01:20:28 Just the way
01:20:56 What is it, Papi?
01:21:06 You're feelin' your boy, huh?
01:21:09 I'm sorry, Angel.
01:21:11 It's all good, kid.
01:21:14 Use what you got.
01:21:16 And hurry.
01:21:25 - Wait!
01:21:28 Griff?
01:21:29 - I need to talk.
01:21:32 It's an emergency.
01:21:38 Can you hold that thought?
01:21:39 You gotta be
01:21:50 This better be
01:21:52 I had to tell you
01:21:58 I love you, Jarod.
01:22:03 I'm in love with you.
01:22:07 For a long time.
01:22:12 I don't know what to say.
01:22:14 You don't have
01:22:15 I just had to let you know.
01:22:23 We gonna fuck, or what?
01:22:24 Cause my balls
01:22:29 I'm sorry, Beau.
01:22:32 I didn't know...
01:22:35 I had a boyfriend.
01:23:25 Yeah... yeah... yeah.
01:23:40 And how Bette Davis
01:23:42 for All About Eve is one of
01:23:55 If I told you you are
01:23:58 and sophisticated, would
01:24:04 My dear young boy, are
01:24:11 I don't know.
01:24:13 Am I?
01:24:23 Fasten your seatbelt, sonny
01:24:39 So. where's Jarod?
01:24:42 He dumped me.
01:24:49 Where's Griff?
01:24:51 Papi kicked me
01:25:06 Oh, wow.
01:25:08 Wow.
01:25:09 Okay!
01:25:11 Oh, yeah.
01:25:24 So. um... well.
01:25:36 Wow.
01:25:40 So where are you guys from?
01:25:45 Okay.
01:25:47 Awww!
01:25:49 OH!
01:25:53 Aaahhh!
01:25:56 Grandpa Muffler!
01:25:57 Oh Nico, heavens to Betsy!
01:26:00 Tap Grandpa's ass!
01:26:03 Oh, that's good.
01:26:13 Yo, you got
01:26:16 Ho!
01:26:26 There's a special place
01:26:30 My God help me!
01:26:32 Oh, "Queer as Folk", eat
01:27:12 Good morning.
01:27:15 Thank God.
01:27:18 What?
01:27:22 I wasn't dreaming.
01:27:41 Morning, Beau.
01:27:45 Angel.
01:28:14 And the moral of
01:28:16 real men take it up the ass!
01:28:23 And the best butt-love...
01:28:30 Don't look so blue.
01:28:32 We're gonna find
01:28:35 I know.
01:28:37 It's just that...
01:28:40 We're not kids anymore.
01:28:44 I'm really gonna
01:28:47 What the fuck!
01:28:49 You KNOW we're doin'
01:28:50 in Ft. Lauderdale, bitch!
01:28:54 To the sequel.
01:28:56 To the sequel!
01:29:56 Would you like to dance?
01:29:57 I thought you'd never ask.
01:30:13 My lady.
01:30:25 Awwwww.
01:30:39 Hiya, kids.
01:30:41 Hi, Mrs. Hunter.
01:30:44 Muffler.
01:30:47 Oh... Mrs. Hunter.
01:30:53 Wow.
01:31:02 Okay, okay, we gotta know.
01:31:05 Muffler...
01:31:07 What's your secret?
01:31:17 Arghhhhrghhhhhh.