Another Gay Movie
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So this is truly exciting... |
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Two by one equals... |
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Ah, Andy -- you could |
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Ahhh... |
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Help out Mr. Puckov? |
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Oh... Andy. |
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Andy? |
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Oh, Mr. Puckov. |
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Oh, I want it. |
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So bad I can taste it! |
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Oh, teach me, Mr. P. |
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Oh yeah, oh yeah. |
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Ohhh yeah, yeah yeah. |
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Oh, Mr. Puckov. |
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Show me how it's done. |
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Fill my virgin hole! |
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Oh. |
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Ooooo, Mr. Puckov. |
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You're so raw! |
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Ma! |
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Did you eat all my |
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Can you knock?! |
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Well I'm sorry, sweetie. |
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But every time I go to |
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my vegetables vanish. |
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I ironed your cap |
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We are so darn proud of you! |
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Thanks, Mom. |
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Oh, well... what |
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Oh, ah, Sparky, |
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Oh. |
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It's laundry day, Andy. |
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I need everything dirty. |
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Oh. |
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Ready for graduation, son? |
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Hey, hun -- there's |
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Dear Lord! |
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No, no hun, |
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shrink wrap they put on |
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Is that not right? |
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Yes. |
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Hey, there's my |
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Ahhhhh! |
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Mommie... Dad. |
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Now calm down. |
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Now stop it. |
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You'll just make |
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Okay! |
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Let's just go outside- |
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Could you get out |
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Let's just step out here, |
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nitroglycerin, okay? |
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We'll watch that |
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AHHH! |
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Well, I guess that's |
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Hmmm. |
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Woo! |
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Your graduation speech |
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I was so proud! |
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I could always do better. |
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You're the |
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Congrats on your baseball |
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Thanks, man. |
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Welcome to |
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Yay! |
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So, who's gettin' laid at Muffler's |
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Well, Mr. Puckov said |
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and I'm technically not |
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so this could |
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Heads up, here he comes. |
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Oh, hello, Boys. |
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Hearty congratulations. |
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Thanks, Mr. P. |
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And I just wanted to say, |
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that I'm really |
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...your class this year. |
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And we were just wondering |
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to be coming on any of us |
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be coming and I would really |
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We shall see. |
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Some schools get an |
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we get an exchange teacher. |
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Where the heck is |
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The Republic of Tartaristan |
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in the former Soviet Union. |
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I believe the |
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Hey, Daisy! |
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Forward, forward, good girl! |
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Have you told her you're |
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No way! |
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You know I don't like labels. |
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Besides, it would |
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So shhhh, here she comes. |
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- Hey, Daze. |
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I finished designing |
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We are gonna make, like, |
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Okay, doll. |
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Love ya, call ya, |
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News flash, boys. |
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Looks like I'm finally |
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Do tell. |
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I've got a date and |
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Oh? |
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I'm an ASSMAN, son. |
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Asses aren't all they're |
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I personally prefer |
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You outta know, Griff. |
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yours is like WOW. |
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What the FUUUUUCK! |
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How you doin?! |
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You boys still talkin' 'bout |
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Ha, ha, ha. |
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Might wanna return those |
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of yours for a refund if you're |
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Hello, I've used mine. |
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I mean... like for |
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Wake up, kids -- Fact is, none |
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The what? |
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ANAL, dudes. |
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You know, sausage-smugglin', |
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the old Hershey highway. |
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Ewww! |
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Well, my date's the captain |
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And I think he's a bottom. |
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All Catholics are |
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Take it from the Muff-ster. |
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I expect all of you |
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will be coming to |
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We'll be there. |
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Mmm-hmm. |
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Ah, ha-ha... |
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She is so full of shit. |
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She probably never even |
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Ewww! |
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I guess Muffler's |
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Scientifically speaking, |
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Guess I don't have to feel |
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Well, at least the rest of |
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Thanks, Jarod, |
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Can't we talk about |
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Coming-out stories |
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This isn't about coming-out, |
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The topic is anus copulus. |
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Hi-ya kids. |
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Hi, Mrs. Hunter. |
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Garsh darn, that Wal-Mart sure |
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If ya ask me, you and Daisy |
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King and Queen of the Prom. |
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Mom! |
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Oh! |
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Don't you think it's about |
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Are you kidding me? |
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She doesn't have a clue. |
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What about your |
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Your obsession |
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Your lip gloss!? |
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Mom suffers from an acute case |
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She just thinks |
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Hey, who's Paul Lynde? |
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Is he hot? |
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Oh my goodness. |
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So, Jarod. |
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Did you ever like... you know, get to |
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Yeah, of course. |
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So... what's it feel like? |
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Like warm Quiche Lorraine. |
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Ohhhh... |
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Muff-ster! |
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Muff-ster! |
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Muff-ster! |
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Muff-ster! |
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What the fuck! |
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How you do-in', man? |
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Ha-ha-HA! |
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Ladies. |
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Anything I can do to make |
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Hey, thanks for |
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Cindy, you |
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Welcome to my maxi-pad. |
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Attractive garment. |
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Nice COCK-tail. |
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It's a Tijuana Sling. |
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The new cosmo, Kojak. |
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How festive. |
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Now pull the cork outta |
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someone will fuck it. |
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What the fuuuuck! |
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Who's he? |
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He's practically perfect. |
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Yeah, sure. |
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But what did he |
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So... whaddaya think? |
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Isn't Tyler hot? |
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You're the stud, man. |
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Yes, sir, he puts the |
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What do I care? |
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He's a PNP power-bottom! |
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Cool. |
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What's PNP? |
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Heck if I know. |
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Who is that? |
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Like, that's |
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Ahsooo... he raise-a Dawn |
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in a Humvee accident. |
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He looks like |
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Dude's a fuckin' |
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What's a GILWAD. Buffi? |
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G.I.L.W.A.D. |
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"Grandpa I'd let |
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pay for bigger |
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and then fuck them |
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But this-a too many |
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Does not-a add up. |
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I am a cheerleader, Tiki, |
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So you're like All-State |
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I heard you got a |
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Yeah, whatever. |
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God, you are so |
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Mind if I pretend you're |
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Pretend whatever you want. |
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Holy moley, |
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Tonight's the night, |
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Word on the street is, |
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Legend has it that in |
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stomach pumped after he |
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Big-time cum whore! |
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Well I'll give him a |
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Yeah! |
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Say I'm Fuckov. |
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Yeah, but you look |
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Ha ha - yeah, that's funny. |
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Oooooh. Mr. Puckov - |
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Oh yeah... those strap-on plastic |
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Yeah, oh I'm gonna shoot, |
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Ooooooohh Mr. Puckov -- |
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Oh, ah, I wasn't talking |
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I was talking about a |
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Your... Dad! |
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Thank you. |
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So. |
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You gonna take those off? |
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Maybe. |
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Good. |
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'Cause I want you inside me. |
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Ah, no. |
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I'm allergic to latex. |
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Bareback me, straight-boy. |
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Ahhhhhhh! |
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Ah... so much better. |
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I had it made. |
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Home free and then he went |
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Every dog has his day, J. |
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Unfortunately, our lives |
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where everyone magically |
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This isn't |
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What's a boy gotta do |
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Deeper, Billy. |
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Harder! |
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I love you, Trena. |
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What is wrong |
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Everyone's kickin' it, |
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If the heteros can have |
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we homos should, too. |
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Hey, why don't you and |
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Ewww -- no. |
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We're like brothers! |
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Besides, we're both |
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And regardless, he |
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Oh yeah? |
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What's wrong with me? |
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Yeeeeeeeees! |
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Plow that PUSSY! |
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Oh my goodness. |
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Like, thanks, Dawn. |
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Pleasure's all mine, Suzi. |
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Dawn's awesome! |
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Thanks for showing |
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Anytime, Buffi. |
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My GOD. |
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Bye, Tiki. |
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Dawn make-a Tiki leaky. |
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Oooh! |
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Me love you long time. |
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Once Dawn strikes. |
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Virgins. |
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What the fuuuck! |
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What the fuuuck!? |
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Muffler. |
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She lays half the |
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and we can't even |
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We're all gonna go to |
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Brainstorm, boyz. |
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We just need to make a pact. |
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We all get laid before |
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As if we haven't |
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We don't know |
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Maybe we've been taking |
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Maybe what we need... |
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Certainly logical. |
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But... who? |
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College guys, older dudes, |
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Studs who can break us in and |
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I'm beginning to |
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Guys our age are sexually and |
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I want a seasoned older |
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all night and then |
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of Shelly Winters in the morning. |
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Perhaps what you |
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No way, horsecock! |
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It's just |
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Our very virginity is |
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This is it, this summer. |
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This is our chance to make |
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YES! |
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First we each need to define |
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Well, wait... we |
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Well I, for one, am 100% top. |
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Of course, me too. |
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Who would want anything |
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in the first place? |
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I hope you're |
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But... I could be |
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you know... taking control. |
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Riding me. |
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I'm putting you down |
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Not that I wouldn't consider |
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As long as it was small. |
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Like, a finger. |
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Submissive top, |
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Isn't anyone "bottom curious?" |
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What are you |
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Ohhh... ahhhh... we were |
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where do you get |
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cause my mom is looking |
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Oh, thanks. |
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I highly recommend |
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Tell her to ask |
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He is a genius with |
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and such a flirt! |
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See!? |
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She just doesn't get it. |
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What about you, Griff? |
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Still thinkin' |
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Yes. |
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But I don't know. |
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I mean, it's all |
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That leaves you, Andy. |
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Well I'm a top -- of course! |
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"PUSSYBOY IN DENIAL." |
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Okay, so... we all agree that |
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by penetrating a |
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What's the deadline? |
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Muffler's Labor Day |
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That gives us the |
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All in favor? |
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Aye. |
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Motion's carried. |
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Ready or not, |
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Okay, okay -- a little |
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Right there, great. |
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Now zoom out. |
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I bet you look so handsome! |
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Who's my daddy? |
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- Son, I... |
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Oh, dear Lord! |
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Can you knock?! |
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Oh, jeez. |
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- I was... |
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I didn't seen anything. |
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Okay. |
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Whatever it was |
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it's completely normal. |
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What were you doing, anyway? |
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I was... grooming myself. |
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Is that a gay thing, son? |
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I don't know. |
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Do you shave yourself? |
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- Well... |
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You don't have |
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Andy... in light of what |
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I thought that you deserved |
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Thank you. |
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Well... open her up? |
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What is it? |
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It's a butt plug. |
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The butt plug, |
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generally made of |
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used to stimulate |
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This, of course, is |
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and ah... this is the |
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with the handy suction base. |
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Viola. |
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"Anal Pleasure and Health"? |
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Oh, Andy. |
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This book was |
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In fact, I took the liberty |
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passages under the chapter |
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Ewwww. |
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Oh, Andy, Andy Andy. |
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Being the receptive partner |
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is nothing to be |
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Okay? |
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Yeah, thank you. |
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Okay. Yeah. |
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In fact, this figure here 7.2 |
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adaptability of |
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Oh My God! |
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What? |
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Look... |
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Yeah! |
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Okay, Dad - thank you! |
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That's incredible, isn't it? |
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What are these? |
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Oh, those are |
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I sure know here size. |
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Okay, I thought this |
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And if you have anything else |
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you feel free to come |
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or call me, or even |
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- Okay? |
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Great, it's just been great. |
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Sorry. |
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Come on, Andy! |
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Come on now. |
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You got it, you got it. |
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Oh yeah. |
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Strike two! |
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You can do it, Andy. |
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You must "fuck-us". |
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Go Andy, run, run! |
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Strike three, |
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Yo. |
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I'm Beau. |
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Hey. |
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Jarod. |
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So... do you pitch or catch? |
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I pitch. |
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How 'bout you? |
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Pitcher, in the streets. |
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Catcher in the sheets. |
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Strike one. |
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So, what are the chances of us |
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What are the chances of you |
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Did you know the male animal |
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without even stimulating his shaft? |
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Ah, hello - Did YOU know |
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that Mr. Puckov trolls chatrooms |
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HOT! |
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Wish me luck, boys, I just |
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Oh yeah? |
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What's his name, anyway? |
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Biff? |
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Blaine? |
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BLAND? |
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Beau! |
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And why do you keep |
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He's like perfect! |
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Perfectly boring! |
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YIPPEE! |
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I got a response, |
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Okay, the internet IS |
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He's a little young |
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He loves Liza with a |
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and investment banking. |
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Ka-ching. |
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Damn! |
00:30:04 |
That's almost as |
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You okay? |
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I've got a headache. |
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There's aspirin in my |
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Where's the soap? |
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Score. |
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Yes! |
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I'm growing! |
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It's stuck! |
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What the...? |
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Son! |
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Help! |
00:31:54 |
Get it off me! |
00:31:55 |
Okay, don't panic. |
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We can do this |
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I'm gonna brace, and |
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FUCK! |
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Awwwwwwww! |
00:32:07 |
Okay, I have another idea. |
00:32:09 |
Now, hold on there - and |
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Fire in the hole! |
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FIRE! |
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Aaaaah! |
00:32:25 |
Aaaaaaahhh! |
00:32:28 |
Aaaaaaaaahhhh! |
00:32:35 |
You know, kids... penis length |
00:32:40 |
Dad. |
00:32:42 |
I frequently measured my own |
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Matter of fact, I still do. |
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But no matter where |
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darned if I can |
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So, Jarod. I know what it's |
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about your manhood. |
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Well, it all started back |
00:33:04 |
you know, showering with |
00:33:07 |
Oh my God. |
00:33:08 |
Yes, siree... oh boy, we spent |
00:33:13 |
There was this one sailor... |
00:33:14 |
Zeke McGee was his name, |
00:33:18 |
didn't hang down |
00:33:21 |
And if I close my eyes |
00:33:24 |
I can SMELL it, |
00:33:28 |
Do you still keep in |
00:33:32 |
Now that |
00:33:34 |
Dad! |
00:33:36 |
Now will you please |
00:33:39 |
Certainly. |
00:33:40 |
But before I go, |
00:33:41 |
that I really enjoyed |
00:33:46 |
Oh my goodness. |
00:33:53 |
Step, step, PUNCH! |
00:33:55 |
Step, step. |
00:33:57 |
Bounce... bounce bounce! |
00:33:59 |
Step, step, PUNCH! |
00:34:01 |
Step, step, PUNCH! |
00:34:03 |
Sweat! |
00:34:05 |
Bounce, bounce. |
00:34:09 |
Step, step, PUNCH! |
00:34:11 |
Down! |
00:34:13 |
Bounce, bounce. |
00:34:15 |
Step, PUNCH! |
00:34:20 |
Arch your backs. |
00:34:24 |
Alright, alright. |
00:34:25 |
Take five, take five, |
00:34:29 |
My God... she's is |
00:34:30 |
I know, my ass has |
00:34:40 |
Yo, yo. |
00:34:42 |
What's wrong, dawg? |
00:34:44 |
I need more maximus |
00:34:47 |
You lookin' fine to me, Papi. |
00:34:54 |
Whassup? |
00:34:55 |
Angel. |
00:34:57 |
Pleasure to meet you. |
00:35:03 |
You want a homey |
00:35:08 |
You gotta work it on OUT. |
00:35:10 |
Yo DJ, pump up the volume! |
00:35:39 |
You know what you got, dawg? |
00:36:00 |
Like what you see, Papi? |
00:36:02 |
Indeed. |
00:36:10 |
I dance at Bodangles. |
00:36:12 |
You want a private lesson... |
00:36:15 |
Holla. |
00:36:37 |
Right on! |
00:36:44 |
Shit! |
00:36:49 |
Maybe this isn't my sport. |
00:36:51 |
You just need few pointers. |
00:36:53 |
Here, stand behind me. |
00:37:00 |
Now feel how I grip my stick. |
00:37:07 |
I could teach you |
00:37:09 |
Mmm-hmmm. |
00:39:03 |
Big time CUM WHORE! |
00:39:05 |
They're all gonna |
00:39:07 |
They're all gonna |
00:39:32 |
White party, |
00:39:34 |
geez, it all sounds |
00:39:37 |
Yeah, I got so high |
00:39:40 |
that I woke up with |
00:39:44 |
It was blue. |
00:39:46 |
Ya know, we get you outta |
00:39:49 |
you'll be |
00:39:50 |
My friends call me |
00:39:53 |
Cool. |
00:39:54 |
Is that short for something? |
00:39:56 |
Yeah, K-hole. |
00:39:57 |
But I'm all past that now. |
00:39:59 |
That's probably |
00:40:02 |
Yeah, these days |
00:40:04 |
I beg your pardon? |
00:40:06 |
GHB, girlfriend! |
00:40:10 |
Whew! |
00:40:11 |
You know what? |
00:40:12 |
I am an expert at dosing |
00:40:14 |
Whaddaya know, there's |
00:40:16 |
marathon on the |
00:40:18 |
Man, I am WICKED horny! |
00:41:15 |
Are you okay? |
00:41:19 |
Oh my God! |
00:41:24 |
One, two, three, four. |
00:41:27 |
It's not working - |
00:41:29 |
DO something. |
00:41:33 |
What are you DOING? |
00:41:35 |
Give me some of that. |
00:41:38 |
We're not going to |
00:41:39 |
His belt's too tight. |
00:41:40 |
He's not breathing, |
00:41:41 |
Get some air in there! |
00:41:42 |
Oh, good Lord - it's |
00:41:44 |
Lube, lube. |
00:41:45 |
Plan B - LUBE. |
00:41:50 |
Three, two, one - CLEAR! |
00:41:53 |
Three, two, one - CLEAR! |
00:41:57 |
Three, two, one - CLEAR! |
00:41:59 |
Muthafucker! |
00:42:01 |
Holy shit, it worked. |
00:42:24 |
Mom? |
00:42:26 |
Dad? |
00:42:28 |
Anyone home? |
00:43:41 |
Hey, little guy. |
00:44:17 |
Son! |
00:44:18 |
It's not what it looks like! |
00:44:20 |
Andy?! |
00:44:22 |
- Ooohh! |
00:44:25 |
Don't overreact. |
00:44:29 |
Oh my GOD! |
00:44:33 |
Mommie, I'm so sorry! |
00:44:35 |
I'm not mad at you, |
00:44:39 |
This is not good, |
00:45:06 |
Mom? |
00:45:11 |
I didn't hear you. |
00:45:15 |
You didn't come home. |
00:45:19 |
What's going on? |
00:45:24 |
I think... |
00:45:29 |
I like guys. |
00:45:39 |
DUH! |
00:45:42 |
What took you so long? |
00:45:50 |
I was sure you led an |
00:45:53 |
the first time you did Madonna. |
00:45:56 |
I mean, cripe, how many three |
00:45:58 |
they've performed her entire |
00:46:02 |
Oh, "Strike a pose!" |
00:46:06 |
Remember? |
00:46:08 |
Gotta admit though, I did |
00:46:12 |
Oh, see how you already had |
00:46:18 |
Oh yeah, you were always |
00:46:23 |
There you are at your |
00:46:26 |
Carol Channing was |
00:46:30 |
Oh, and that's the time you |
00:46:33 |
in Airport '75 when |
00:46:37 |
"There's nobody |
00:46:40 |
Okay, okay! |
00:47:09 |
Come on, get in! |
00:47:12 |
GET WET! |
00:47:14 |
I'm getting a start |
00:47:17 |
Hey, cut it out! |
00:47:30 |
No, Jarod! |
00:47:31 |
No! |
00:47:32 |
You know I pinned |
00:47:35 |
No! |
00:48:04 |
Wo-ow. |
00:48:07 |
Look at those. |
00:48:09 |
What? |
00:48:10 |
Oh my God. |
00:48:20 |
I think I'm gonna fuck Beau. |
00:48:23 |
That's excellent. |
00:48:25 |
Yeah. |
00:48:27 |
We've been gettin' |
00:48:30 |
Almost did it the other day, |
00:48:34 |
How come? |
00:48:36 |
I don't know. |
00:48:39 |
I'm scared, Griff. |
00:48:41 |
What if I'm not ready? |
00:48:46 |
Well, the way I see it... |
00:48:50 |
and you trust him... |
00:48:58 |
No one understands |
00:49:01 |
You're the best. |
00:49:05 |
Yeah. |
00:49:16 |
Oh, yeah. |
00:49:17 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
00:49:26 |
Totally! |
00:49:45 |
BDSM? |
00:49:50 |
Of course. |
00:50:09 |
Oh yeah! |
00:50:12 |
Um... delicious. |
00:50:22 |
Oh yeah! |
00:50:42 |
What is the emergency? |
00:50:44 |
Griff finally tapped into |
00:50:46 |
in the locker room. |
00:50:48 |
Straight boy's |
00:50:51 |
Get the fuck out of here, man. |
00:50:54 |
Place your bets, |
00:50:56 |
Ten bucks he's a show-er! |
00:50:59 |
Baby's got BACK! |
00:51:02 |
Dude, turn around. |
00:51:03 |
Deliver the package! |
00:51:06 |
You guys are ill, |
00:51:07 |
How so? |
00:51:08 |
Look at yourselves, lusting |
00:51:12 |
you can never have. |
00:51:14 |
Aren't we beyond that? |
00:51:15 |
It's so '90's. |
00:51:18 |
He dropped the soap! |
00:51:21 |
This is so wrong. |
00:51:25 |
We have bush. |
00:51:27 |
Repeat, we have bush. |
00:51:31 |
Oh... my. |
00:51:34 |
Can you zoom in on that? |
00:51:36 |
Yes, indeed. |
00:51:41 |
Our boy's a show-er! |
00:51:43 |
Is he doing what I |
00:51:48 |
He's fingering himself! |
00:51:53 |
He is a show-er AND a grower. |
00:51:56 |
Abercrombie & BITCH! |
00:51:58 |
Where the heck is Andy?! |
00:52:12 |
Andy? |
00:52:13 |
Can I still come in? |
00:52:16 |
Rodzilla? |
00:52:22 |
Oh, what the hell. |
00:52:30 |
So, I take it you have |
00:52:34 |
In "the scene?" |
00:52:36 |
Oh yeah. |
00:52:37 |
I'm an old pro. |
00:52:42 |
Cool hammock. |
00:52:43 |
Right. |
00:52:49 |
I use bicycle horn instead |
00:52:53 |
Excuse me while I go to slip into |
00:52:58 |
Right on! |
00:53:01 |
What are you wearing? |
00:53:03 |
You mentioned water sports... |
00:53:09 |
Marco... polo. |
00:53:38 |
C'mon! |
00:53:38 |
Go back to |
00:53:40 |
Holy shit. |
00:53:47 |
What the fuck?! |
00:53:55 |
There's a website where you |
00:53:57 |
what you want |
00:53:59 |
Go to |
00:54:04 |
We're busy, Muff-ster. |
00:54:05 |
Yeah, sorry to break up |
00:54:07 |
but that's an ORDER! |
00:54:13 |
Hey, put that back! |
00:54:18 |
Oh... my... God. |
00:54:46 |
Rodzilla! |
00:54:57 |
Mr. Puckov! |
00:54:59 |
This is for my |
00:55:01 |
Imperialist American SVINE! |
00:55:03 |
Ah, NO! |
00:55:07 |
Your "ugly American" scene |
00:55:10 |
Have another cheeseburger, |
00:55:13 |
OUCH! |
00:55:15 |
Oh my goodness. |
00:55:17 |
This is for Kathie Lee. |
00:55:18 |
Kelly Ripa, she sucks! |
00:55:20 |
Oh, go on, type |
00:55:27 |
Teach him a lesson! |
00:55:31 |
Okay, I'm serious, |
00:55:35 |
Could we just talk this out? |
00:55:37 |
Look, he hears us! |
00:55:43 |
Ahhhh! |
00:55:44 |
Supersize THIS, |
00:55:48 |
No. No. No. No. No... |
00:55:51 |
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. |
00:55:55 |
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. YES. |
00:56:03 |
Holy shit! |
00:56:05 |
FIST HIS ASS! |
00:56:10 |
What's with the Cwisco? |
00:56:15 |
This might take the edge off. |
00:56:23 |
Ewwww! |
00:56:30 |
Okay, Mr. Puckov? |
00:56:33 |
You like my table? |
00:56:35 |
My GLASS table? |
00:56:42 |
What's he doing? |
00:56:49 |
This one's out of my |
00:56:55 |
Am I supposed |
00:56:58 |
Ooooo, I love how |
00:57:01 |
Just close your eyes, |
00:57:09 |
Rodzilla loves |
00:57:35 |
You know? |
00:57:36 |
Maybe this sex thing is just |
00:57:41 |
Maybe I should just hang |
00:57:44 |
Then you could finally |
00:57:50 |
Look, love is a |
00:57:55 |
If at first we don't succeed, |
00:57:59 |
Yeah, but we're |
00:58:01 |
Summer's almost over! |
00:58:03 |
OK, who has a hot |
00:58:08 |
I do! |
00:58:12 |
Okay. |
00:58:13 |
International gay |
00:58:19 |
is coming to town |
00:58:21 |
So, I figured I'd go for it, |
00:58:25 |
no one else around here |
00:58:28 |
Rock on! |
00:58:33 |
What about you, Griff? |
00:58:34 |
Nada. |
00:58:36 |
Maybe the two of us |
00:58:38 |
Yeah, sure. |
00:58:40 |
Cool. |
00:58:42 |
Hey kids, how's it hangin'? |
00:58:45 |
Dad, what are you wearing? |
00:58:47 |
Oh yeah, the old |
00:58:50 |
See ya at sea. |
00:59:15 |
Oh my goodness. |
00:59:22 |
It is such an honor |
00:59:27 |
without digital censorship. |
00:59:32 |
And who should I |
00:59:37 |
Mr. Ben Dover. |
00:59:43 |
Oh you beast. |
01:00:28 |
Hello. |
01:00:30 |
Hi. |
01:00:35 |
Nice ass, man. |
01:00:38 |
How are ya? |
01:00:50 |
Hey. |
01:00:53 |
Good day, gents. |
01:00:58 |
Damn, I'd tap that ass. |
01:01:18 |
Hi. |
01:01:20 |
Hey, Griff. |
01:01:21 |
Griff, hey. |
01:01:23 |
Jarod's has mentioned you. |
01:01:25 |
Cool. |
01:01:27 |
May I speak to |
01:01:29 |
Sure thing. |
01:01:34 |
Alone. |
01:01:38 |
Be right back. |
01:01:47 |
What's goin' on? |
01:01:49 |
I thought it was going |
01:01:53 |
Is there a problem? |
01:01:54 |
Summer's almost over, J. |
01:01:58 |
Once we go off to college... |
01:02:02 |
Wait. |
01:02:04 |
Are you jealous? |
01:02:08 |
Fuck off. |
01:02:14 |
Everything okay? |
01:02:20 |
Yeah. |
01:02:22 |
Forget it. |
01:02:26 |
Griff. |
01:02:29 |
Rainbow Video, |
01:02:31 |
You are not gonna believe |
01:02:35 |
Who? |
01:02:36 |
Richard Hatch! |
01:02:37 |
And I think he |
01:02:40 |
I'm about to get anal from |
01:02:44 |
Are you like... prepared? |
01:02:46 |
Oh yeah. |
01:02:49 |
I'm all set. |
01:02:50 |
Gotta run, kid. |
01:02:52 |
Boy Nico is about |
01:03:03 |
Better safe than sorry. |
01:03:36 |
Woe. |
01:03:59 |
Woof. |
01:04:07 |
That's hot. |
01:04:16 |
Daddy likes it. |
01:04:41 |
I forgot my car keys. |
01:04:46 |
Oh, no, no, no, no! |
01:04:48 |
What's this? |
01:04:50 |
It's a plantain. |
01:04:53 |
Okay, doll, love you, |
01:05:00 |
Maybe this wasn't |
01:05:18 |
Are you alright? |
01:05:21 |
I'm fine. |
01:05:28 |
Can you excuse me |
01:06:10 |
Mmmm, yeah. |
01:06:14 |
How old are you? |
01:06:17 |
Seventeen. |
01:06:20 |
Sorry, kid. |
01:06:22 |
WAY past your prime. |
01:06:43 |
Hey Mr. DJ, gimme a BEAT! |
01:07:12 |
Whoa! |
01:07:24 |
Damn boy, you workin' |
01:07:37 |
Taught him everything |
01:07:45 |
Bubble-butt, bubble-butt, |
01:07:49 |
Bubble-butt, bubble-butt, |
01:07:53 |
Bubble-butt, bubble-butt, |
01:07:57 |
Bubble-butt, bubble-butt, |
01:08:31 |
They're all gonna |
01:08:33 |
They're all gonna |
01:08:45 |
- Rainbow Vid... |
01:08:49 |
Did you take the enema? |
01:08:50 |
Yeah, three of them. |
01:08:54 |
Oh my God! |
01:09:19 |
Fuck this shit. |
01:09:22 |
Hey, Andy. |
01:09:25 |
Ahhh... it's a wrong number. |
01:09:32 |
Oh my goodness. |
01:09:39 |
Richard? |
01:09:57 |
Your ass tastes so good. |
01:10:07 |
Looks like Little Jarod |
01:10:10 |
Little... Jarod? |
01:10:20 |
I've waited forever. |
01:10:26 |
Dammit! |
01:10:31 |
It's okay. |
01:10:33 |
I'll get him back up again. |
01:10:38 |
I'm sorry, it's not you. |
01:10:42 |
But... |
01:10:48 |
Can we try another time? |
01:10:53 |
Please... please, stop! |
01:11:01 |
Just take me home? |
01:11:07 |
Fine. |
01:11:39 |
Jesus! |
01:12:18 |
My eye! |
01:12:23 |
Dad? |
01:12:40 |
- Dad? |
01:12:42 |
Can I ask you a question? |
01:12:44 |
Certainly, son. |
01:12:46 |
How did you know when you |
01:12:50 |
Oh. |
01:12:52 |
Uh, well... |
01:12:55 |
Unfortunately, my Uncle Earl |
01:12:59 |
But only you can make |
01:13:03 |
Do you think you're ready? |
01:13:05 |
Yeah. |
01:13:06 |
I mean, a big |
01:13:08 |
But, I'm petrified |
01:13:13 |
Sounds like you |
01:13:16 |
Yeah? |
01:13:16 |
Yeah, yeah. |
01:13:17 |
Yeah. |
01:13:20 |
I think I should hold on |
01:13:25 |
Good boy. |
01:13:27 |
Um, ah... I have |
01:13:34 |
Okay. |
01:13:37 |
Daddy's a bi-sexshul. |
01:13:40 |
And it's all because of you. |
01:13:43 |
Gee, thanks, Dad. |
01:13:44 |
No, what I mean is... you gave |
01:13:51 |
But, now Andy, I think |
01:13:55 |
Dad... |
01:13:56 |
Well, that's what I think. |
01:13:57 |
I'm afraid. |
01:13:59 |
Oh, Dad, Dad, Dad. |
01:14:00 |
Hey, hey, hey. |
01:14:02 |
You're still the same person. |
01:14:03 |
I'm still... |
01:14:04 |
You're still the |
01:14:05 |
Still the same? |
01:14:06 |
And I will always love you. |
01:14:06 |
Always? |
01:14:07 |
- I will always... |
01:14:08 |
- I will always... |
01:14:10 |
- I will always... |
01:14:11 |
- I will always... |
01:14:12 |
I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! |
01:14:14 |
You will always love ME? |
01:14:17 |
Oh, Andy. |
01:14:23 |
I will always love you. |
01:14:24 |
Now, stop. |
01:14:28 |
I gotta go, kid. |
01:14:53 |
I cannot believe I almost |
01:14:57 |
Desperate times call for |
01:15:01 |
Maybe you should've done him. |
01:15:04 |
I cannot believe a Survivor |
01:15:09 |
Suck it up, Girls. |
01:15:11 |
Looks like my Labor Day |
01:15:14 |
your last chance to snag |
01:15:18 |
Sex, sex, sex, that's all |
01:15:22 |
What's so good |
01:15:23 |
I've had much more luck |
01:15:25 |
and my left index finger. |
01:15:29 |
I can't believe you wanna |
01:15:32 |
At least he's not |
01:15:34 |
Sorry we can't all |
01:15:37 |
Guess what? |
01:15:40 |
Tyler was the first guy |
01:15:44 |
I was so nervous I |
01:15:46 |
Now Beau wants me to top him at |
01:15:53 |
Some STUD, huh? |
01:15:56 |
Well, aren't we |
01:16:00 |
Hey, hey, who told you |
01:16:05 |
Sex can be messy, kids. |
01:16:08 |
Full of penis drippings, |
01:16:11 |
and thirty-one flavors |
01:16:13 |
What the FUUUUUCK! |
01:16:18 |
He heard me take |
01:16:22 |
Okay, fine. |
01:16:26 |
You still don't |
01:16:29 |
Even after all |
01:16:33 |
I was a stud long before |
01:16:38 |
Oh, great, a bull dyke's |
01:16:40 |
on the art of being men! |
01:16:41 |
Damn right, bitch! |
01:16:45 |
When you boys learn that having sex |
01:16:53 |
maybe you'll finally pull |
01:17:01 |
Crimony, kids. |
01:17:03 |
I sure do hope you |
01:17:26 |
You're sure, right? |
01:17:29 |
Yeah. |
01:17:31 |
I want you to top me. |
01:17:33 |
You guys are gonna |
01:17:35 |
Butt-fuckers! |
01:17:37 |
Butt-fuckers! |
01:17:38 |
Butt-fuckers! |
01:17:40 |
Mini-Muff, get the |
01:17:43 |
C'mon, I wanna watch! |
01:17:46 |
NOW, Mini! |
01:17:48 |
Awww, man. |
01:17:52 |
I may need this. |
01:17:53 |
Dude, don't be |
01:18:17 |
I'm glad you called |
01:18:19 |
You know, I likes you |
01:19:22 |
Silver foxy... |
01:19:27 |
You're Muffler's grandfather. |
01:19:30 |
I've been accused of that. |
01:19:32 |
And you are...? |
01:19:36 |
Nico. |
01:19:37 |
I'm Dawn's friend. |
01:19:41 |
Enjoying yourself, Nico? |
01:19:45 |
I'm startin' to feel |
01:19:50 |
Is that so? |
01:19:53 |
And where is your |
01:19:58 |
You're lookin' at one |
01:20:03 |
Can I trouble you |
01:20:06 |
I've had my fill |
01:20:10 |
I'm afraid I'm gonna have |
01:20:16 |
You have any good tequila? |
01:20:19 |
Anejo? |
01:20:23 |
Mmmmhmmm. |
01:20:25 |
Aged eighteen years... |
01:20:28 |
Just the way |
01:20:56 |
What is it, Papi? |
01:21:06 |
You're feelin' your boy, huh? |
01:21:09 |
I'm sorry, Angel. |
01:21:11 |
It's all good, kid. |
01:21:14 |
Use what you got. |
01:21:16 |
And hurry. |
01:21:25 |
- Wait! |
01:21:28 |
Griff? |
01:21:29 |
- I need to talk. |
01:21:32 |
It's an emergency. |
01:21:38 |
Can you hold that thought? |
01:21:39 |
You gotta be |
01:21:50 |
This better be |
01:21:52 |
I had to tell you |
01:21:58 |
I love you, Jarod. |
01:22:03 |
I'm in love with you. |
01:22:07 |
For a long time. |
01:22:12 |
I don't know what to say. |
01:22:14 |
You don't have |
01:22:15 |
I just had to let you know. |
01:22:23 |
We gonna fuck, or what? |
01:22:24 |
Cause my balls |
01:22:29 |
I'm sorry, Beau. |
01:22:32 |
I didn't know... |
01:22:35 |
I had a boyfriend. |
01:23:25 |
Yeah... yeah... yeah. |
01:23:40 |
And how Bette Davis |
01:23:42 |
for All About Eve is one of |
01:23:55 |
If I told you you are |
01:23:58 |
and sophisticated, would |
01:24:04 |
My dear young boy, are |
01:24:11 |
I don't know. |
01:24:13 |
Am I? |
01:24:23 |
Fasten your seatbelt, sonny |
01:24:39 |
So. where's Jarod? |
01:24:42 |
He dumped me. |
01:24:49 |
Where's Griff? |
01:24:51 |
Papi kicked me |
01:25:06 |
Oh, wow. |
01:25:08 |
Wow. |
01:25:09 |
Okay! |
01:25:11 |
Oh, yeah. |
01:25:24 |
So. um... well. |
01:25:36 |
Wow. |
01:25:40 |
So where are you guys from? |
01:25:45 |
Okay. |
01:25:47 |
Awww! |
01:25:49 |
OH! |
01:25:53 |
Aaahhh! |
01:25:56 |
Grandpa Muffler! |
01:25:57 |
Oh Nico, heavens to Betsy! |
01:26:00 |
Tap Grandpa's ass! |
01:26:03 |
Oh, that's good. |
01:26:13 |
Yo, you got |
01:26:16 |
Ho! |
01:26:26 |
There's a special place |
01:26:30 |
My God help me! |
01:26:32 |
Oh, "Queer as Folk", eat |
01:27:12 |
Good morning. |
01:27:15 |
Thank God. |
01:27:18 |
What? |
01:27:22 |
I wasn't dreaming. |
01:27:41 |
Morning, Beau. |
01:27:45 |
Angel. |
01:28:14 |
And the moral of |
01:28:16 |
real men take it up the ass! |
01:28:23 |
And the best butt-love... |
01:28:30 |
Don't look so blue. |
01:28:32 |
We're gonna find |
01:28:35 |
I know. |
01:28:37 |
It's just that... |
01:28:40 |
We're not kids anymore. |
01:28:44 |
I'm really gonna |
01:28:47 |
What the fuck! |
01:28:49 |
You KNOW we're doin' |
01:28:50 |
in Ft. Lauderdale, bitch! |
01:28:54 |
To the sequel. |
01:28:56 |
To the sequel! |
01:29:56 |
Would you like to dance? |
01:29:57 |
I thought you'd never ask. |
01:30:13 |
My lady. |
01:30:25 |
Awwwww. |
01:30:39 |
Hiya, kids. |
01:30:41 |
Hi, Mrs. Hunter. |
01:30:44 |
Muffler. |
01:30:47 |
Oh... Mrs. Hunter. |
01:30:53 |
Wow. |
01:31:02 |
Okay, okay, we gotta know. |
01:31:05 |
Muffler... |
01:31:07 |
What's your secret? |
01:31:17 |
Arghhhhrghhhhhh. |