Nothing
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The following is a true story. |
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The people are actual people. |
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Their names |
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Everything has been thoroughly |
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Dave and Andrew |
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They'd been best |
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Andrew was an extremely |
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He was afraid |
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Dave was totally self-centred |
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and could never |
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Neither of them |
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And it wasn't long |
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that their best chance of survival |
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Tragically, Andrew's |
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after his parents died. |
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Soon he became afraid |
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Like everything else |
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Dave's dream |
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was met |
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Completely broke |
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Dave moved in with Andrew, |
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who was himself |
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With Dave there to provide |
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and Andrew there to provide |
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Dave braved the outside world |
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And Andrew was able to stay |
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by working |
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[Laughter] |
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After a life-long struggle |
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Dave and Andrew |
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together. |
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Sadly, nothing lasts forever. |
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- I'm moving out. |
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- What? |
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- I'm moving out, with Sarah. |
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- With Sarah? |
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- Yeah, with Sarah. |
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Didn't I tell you? |
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- No. |
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- I'm pretty sure that I did. |
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- No. You didn't. |
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- I swear! You didn't! |
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- And I'm telling you I did. |
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- You didn't! |
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- Didn't! |
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You really didn't! |
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- Ah, I could've sworn I did. |
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- But you've only known her |
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- What can I tell you? |
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- You can't leave! |
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- You'll be fine. |
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- No! |
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No, I won't! I'll kill myself! |
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[Sighs] |
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- Why are you doing this? |
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- It doesn't matter. |
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I just want to know |
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- I'm not abandoning you. |
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- Yes, you are! |
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- I'm moving on with my life. |
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[Traffic] |
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- But it's garbage day! |
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- Then you take it out! |
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- I can't! |
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- You'll be fine! |
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[Traffic, sirens] |
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Ladies. |
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- Come on, girls. |
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Don't speak to the strange man. |
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- Oh! |
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- Loser! |
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- Aw... |
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- I can do this. |
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I can. |
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I can do this. |
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[Airplane overhead] |
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[Truck's horn] |
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[Door closes] |
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Oh God! |
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Oh God! |
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Oh God! |
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Oh God! |
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[Woman on P.A.]: |
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Wire is what we do. |
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- 'Morning. |
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- John Morfit, line 2. Line 2. |
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- [Man on P.A.]: John Bigbutte, |
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[People snickering] |
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- Hey, how'd you guys do that? |
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That's, that's great! |
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I thought it funny when you |
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but this - it's incredible! |
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Well done. |
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- That's just great. |
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Ah! |
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[All laugh] |
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[Sobbing] |
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- Hey, mister, are you OK? |
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- Ah! |
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- Mister? |
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- I... I... |
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I... |
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Iocked myself... |
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out! |
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- Don't worry. |
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[Airplane overhead] |
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- Hello? |
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Hello? |
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Hello? Little girl? |
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Hello? |
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Hello? |
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- It's OK, Mister. |
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- Ah! Ah! |
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- Crawford wants to see you. |
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- What? Why? |
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Well, maybe it's |
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I mean, I've really been busting |
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- Uh... |
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yeah. |
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- That's probably what it is. |
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[Knocking] |
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You wanted to see me, sir? |
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- Dave! |
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Get your crafty ass in here! |
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You thirsty? |
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- No, I'm fine. Thanks. |
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- He's fine! |
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Heh-heh. I like that! |
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I like that! |
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So, uh... |
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You do know why |
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- I think so. |
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- He thinks so! |
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Great stuff! |
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- Well, l... |
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- Scrawny little ugly guy like you? |
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Little mousy guy, |
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eating cheese, |
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Who knew? |
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But you're stupid, |
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- Huh? |
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- You're an idiot. A moron. |
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Jackass. Heh-heh! |
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End of the day, |
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- What? |
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- Did you think |
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- Find out about what? |
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About the promotion? |
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- Promotion? |
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For you? |
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- Well, I thought... |
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[laughs] |
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- You embezzle $27,369.27 |
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and you want a promotion? |
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You're amazing! |
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- What?! |
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Hold on a second! |
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- Well, sure you did! |
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- It's got to be a mistake! |
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- I don't think so. |
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I don't think |
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- Authorities? |
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- That's right, Dave. |
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- Is there anything else |
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- No! |
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No. Thank you. I'm fine. |
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- What about something to eat? |
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- No, really. |
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Everything's fine. |
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Maybe you should just leave. |
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- I don't know, Mister. |
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Maybe I should stay and look |
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I am a Fireside Girl. |
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- No. I just don't like |
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And I'm not very |
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so I think it would be better |
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- I'm going to make you |
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- No! |
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Please, just leave. |
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- Asshole! |
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[Fire-truck siren] |
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- You lost your job? |
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- Baby, they got nothing on me! |
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I'm clean! |
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- I can't believe this is happening. |
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- Don't worry. I didn't do anything. |
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Besides, |
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I've got much bigger news |
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- Oh yeah? |
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What's that? |
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- I'm moving in! |
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[Car alarm] |
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Look, I know the timing |
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but I think it just depends |
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You were always complaining |
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about how we never had time |
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Well, now Andrew's |
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And as far as the job goes, |
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well, I can always |
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Maybe I could work |
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I could be a short-order cook! |
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And we could spend our days |
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Baby, |
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you're not moving in with me! |
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I'm moving in with you! |
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- I embezzled the money |
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- What? |
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- I used your password |
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to get into the accounting software |
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And over the last two weeks |
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to an account in Zurich. |
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Can you hand me that? |
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- You did? |
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- I made sure |
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You should probably |
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Thanks. |
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- This is some kind of joke, right? |
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Baby, you love me. |
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- You're a loser, Dave. |
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[Police radio] |
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- Oh! |
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Argh! |
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Goddamn it! |
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Damn it! |
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Damn it! |
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Damn it! Damn it all to hell! |
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- "Tonga is the crown jewel |
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"a paradise not only |
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[traffic overhead] |
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"But also to bring out |
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"In fact, I just got back |
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[Doorbell] |
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Ow! |
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Hello? |
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- Are you still there? |
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- Is something wrong? |
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Just the, um... sunburn |
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Yeah, you've got to |
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even when it's cloudy. |
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[Traffic] |
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Especially when it's cloudy! |
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[Doorbell] |
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Uh, well, I'll make |
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and call you back |
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Thank you! |
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[Doorbell] |
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Yes? |
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- May I speak with you |
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Is this the man? |
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You are so fucked! |
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I'll make sure you spend |
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you sick son of a bitch! |
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- What? |
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What are you talking about? |
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- You kissed my little girl. |
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- No! No, I didn't! |
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I never touched her! |
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- Never touched her! |
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What's this? |
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Yeah, that's what I thought. |
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Come on, honey. |
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- Andrew! |
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[Door closes] |
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Andrew? |
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Andrew! |
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Andrew? |
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Andrew! |
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- Oh! |
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Dave! |
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What are you doing here? |
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- I came to apologize, OK? |
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I'm an idiot. |
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You're not the reason |
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It's always been them. |
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Here's what I think we should do. |
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Here's what I think we should do! |
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We're gonna sell the house, |
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and we are gonna disappear! |
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- Where will we go? |
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- I don't know. Greece! |
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Spain! |
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Sernftal-Bahn Glannerland! |
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As long as it's far enough |
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- What about Sarah? |
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- She dumped me. |
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- Oh. |
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I'm sorry. |
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- Yeah. So what do you say? |
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- I can't! |
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You know I can't! |
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- Yes, you can. You have to! |
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Come on, |
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- I don't know. |
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It's not that bad. |
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[Traffic] |
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Wha...? Is that a noose? |
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- Heh! |
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- What do you think, huh? |
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- Shouldn't we call |
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- Screw that! |
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Put an ad in the paper |
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This is much quicker and they don't |
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All we have to do now is sit back |
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What's going on up here? |
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Come on! |
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Packy-packy! |
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- I don't know if I can do this. |
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- Sure you can. |
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Think about it. |
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Stretches of empty beaches |
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No phones, no cars, no freeways, |
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Is this your suit? |
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Well, we'll get you a new one |
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[Doorbell] |
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OK? |
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You're here about the house. |
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- As a matter of fact, I am. |
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- Newspaper ad, or the sign? |
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- The newspaper, actually. |
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This is for you. |
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- So you've already |
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on a piece of paper? |
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Why don't you take a look at |
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- Oh my God! |
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- That good, huh? |
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Let me see. |
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What the hell is this? |
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- It's a notice of demolition. |
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You have to vacate these premises |
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- What? Why? |
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- We're tearing it down. |
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- The house? |
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- Who's "we"? |
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- The city, in accordance |
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which states that no area may be |
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within 100 yards of a freeway. |
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This house can't be here. |
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- But it is here. |
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- But not for long. |
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- This is my house! |
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- Not without paying for it. |
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- We would pay for it... |
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- But our records say |
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- Of course it exists! |
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- Not according |
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- Well, if it doesn't exist, |
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- Because it's in violation |
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You have until 3:00! |
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- Today? |
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3:00 today? |
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- Sir, this house is a hazard |
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It has to go. |
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- Oh... |
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Maybe we should call a lawyer. |
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- Don't be stupid! |
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- Or... |
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I don't know. Uh... |
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Sorry. |
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[Phone rings] |
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- Don't answer it! |
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It's probably them! |
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- What are we gonna do? |
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- I don't know. I'm thinking! |
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[Doorbell] |
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It's not 3:00. |
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- It's not 3:00! It's not 3:00! |
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[Phone and doorbell] |
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- Stupid pencil-pushing bureaucrats! |
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Listen, pal! |
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- We're here |
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You ladies got any beer? |
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- No. And if I did, |
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Can you believe that guy? |
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[Phone] |
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[Doorbell] |
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Listen, pal! |
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- Dave Johnson? |
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- Yes? |
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- You're under arrest. |
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For embezzlement. |
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- Oh. Hang on a sec, |
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Shit! |
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- Embezzlement? |
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[Phone] |
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- This is the police! |
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- Shit! Shit! |
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- What'll you do? |
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- We know you're in there, Andrew. |
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- What did you do? |
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- Nothing! |
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- This guy is going to rot |
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- I didn't kiss her! |
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I didn't kiss anybody! |
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- Fire! |
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[Phone ringing] |
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[Coughing] |
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[Doorbell] |
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- Stan! |
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It's OK, Stan. |
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[Coughing] |
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- Shit! |
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[Knocking] |
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- Oh! |
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[Banging] |
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[Both]: It's not 3:00! |
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- This is |
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This house is in violation of... |
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[coughing] |
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[Screaming] |
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- Why are you doing this?! |
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Why won't you leave us alone?! |
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Leave us alone! |
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[Coughing] |
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What the hell's going on? |
00:21:06 |
- I don't know. |
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[Coughs] |
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- What are you doing? |
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Dave, what are you doing? |
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[Coughs] |
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What are you doing?! |
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- Shhh! |
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- What? |
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What is it? |
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- Oh my God! |
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- What's the matter? |
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- I think you'd better look at this. |
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- Oh my God! |
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What is it? |
00:22:01 |
- I don't know. |
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- What is it? |
00:22:05 |
- I don't know! |
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[Panting] |
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- What are you doing? |
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Dave, what the hell are you doing? |
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You don't know what's out there! |
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You don't know anything! |
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Dave! |
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Dave! |
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Answer me! |
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Dave? |
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- Ugh! |
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[Sproing!] |
00:23:04 |
- What the hell is it? |
00:23:08 |
Yes! That's it! The news! |
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- What channel is CNN? |
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I don't know. I don't know! |
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Why aren't they interrupting this shit |
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- Maybe they're not |
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- Hey! Let's not jump to conclusions. |
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For all we know, |
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- OK, fine! Then where's |
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Are they dead? |
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- I don't know! |
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- Oh my God! Maybe we're dead! |
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Yes! That's it! It's us! |
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It's you and me! |
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- Andrew! We can't be dead! |
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Dead. |
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- I knew it! |
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- Not us. It. |
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- How long do you think you'll be? |
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- I don't know. As long as it takes. |
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- An hour? |
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A day? A week? |
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- Andrew, I don't know. |
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All I know is I gotta go out there |
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'cause the food we've got |
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And if we sit around doing |
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- Maybe it'll all just come back? |
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- That's not a chance |
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These things, |
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I'm hoping with nothing |
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we'll get a lot more. |
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You've got to monitor |
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If I get in trouble out there, |
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you're my lifeline |
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Over. |
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- What kind of trouble? |
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What kind of trouble?! |
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What kind of trouble? Over. |
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- I don't know. |
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I have no idea what's out there |
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I've got be prepared for anything. |
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Over. |
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All right. |
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Ah! |
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- Are you OK? Over! |
00:26:14 |
- I'm OK. Over. |
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- Oh... |
00:26:23 |
- Whoa. |
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Hold down the fort. |
00:26:28 |
Over. |
00:26:30 |
- Bye. Over. |
00:26:31 |
- Bye. Over. |
00:26:37 |
- Good luck! Over. |
00:26:42 |
Be careful! |
00:26:45 |
Over. |
00:26:57 |
Ah! Ooh! Ah! |
00:27:09 |
Dave? Over. |
00:27:11 |
- Yeah? Over. |
00:27:17 |
- Wait up. |
00:27:18 |
Over. |
00:28:07 |
- 7:00. |
00:28:09 |
Been walking for 2 and a half hours. |
00:28:11 |
Still no sign of anything. |
00:28:13 |
No people or signs of people. |
00:28:17 |
No animals or signs of animals. |
00:28:20 |
No anything. |
00:28:23 |
As far as the surface goes, it's... |
00:28:28 |
[sproing!] |
00:28:31 |
It's kind of bouncy. It's like... |
00:28:35 |
- Tofu. |
00:28:38 |
- What? |
00:28:43 |
- Tofu. |
00:28:44 |
I've never actually had it, |
00:28:47 |
but I think maybe this is what |
00:28:51 |
[Sproing!] |
00:28:55 |
- You're right. |
00:28:58 |
The nothingness looks, |
00:29:02 |
Which, ironically, |
00:29:09 |
- I'm getting hungry. |
00:29:11 |
- No food for another 2 hours! |
00:30:55 |
We've been walking for 34 hours. |
00:30:57 |
And yet, I'm still unable |
00:30:59 |
where the light is coming from. |
00:31:02 |
The sun, the moon, |
00:31:06 |
- Why don't you tell them |
00:31:08 |
- And yet the light |
00:31:10 |
the vast expanse of emptiness |
00:31:14 |
- Tell them how we haven't |
00:31:17 |
- Hang on a second. |
00:31:18 |
It also continues to illuminate |
00:31:22 |
the nothing, if you will, |
00:31:26 |
And also the nothingness |
00:31:28 |
and west. |
00:31:30 |
- Tell them how we have nothing |
00:31:32 |
- Andrew, please. |
00:31:35 |
The air quality seems stable |
00:31:38 |
and yet air pressure |
00:31:40 |
It is neither hot nor cold. |
00:31:41 |
- Tell them how if we keep going, |
00:31:43 |
we're going lose the trail, |
00:31:46 |
- Shut up! |
00:31:48 |
We're able to walk without falling |
00:31:51 |
But the surface itself |
00:31:54 |
- Yes! Nothing! |
00:31:56 |
They get it! There's nothing! |
00:31:58 |
There's nothing out here, |
00:32:01 |
- Idiot! |
00:32:02 |
That's our legacy! |
00:32:05 |
[Recorder playing back] |
00:32:08 |
Ugh! |
00:32:11 |
- Whoa! |
00:32:12 |
Ahh! |
00:32:15 |
- Waaah! |
00:32:20 |
- Wooo! |
00:32:28 |
- Ahhh! |
00:32:31 |
- Woo! |
00:32:36 |
- Woo! |
00:32:45 |
- Woo! |
00:32:55 |
- Ahh! |
00:32:56 |
- Ugh! |
00:33:01 |
- Woo-hoo! |
00:33:03 |
[Laughing] |
00:33:15 |
- Where's the trail? |
00:33:17 |
- Huh? |
00:33:20 |
- The trail! |
00:33:22 |
Where's... where's the trail?! |
00:33:29 |
We're dead. It's over. |
00:33:32 |
- Shit! Shit! Shit! |
00:33:34 |
I knew you'd be a liability. |
00:33:36 |
I know, I know, you came up |
00:33:39 |
But now because of you, |
00:33:41 |
OK, it's gotta be |
00:33:43 |
I'm gonna do a 360-degree search |
00:33:45 |
using you as my point |
00:33:47 |
So you can't move! |
00:33:49 |
Just don't move! |
00:33:52 |
[Sproing!] |
00:34:06 |
[Andrew mumbling] |
00:34:26 |
Hey! Look what I found! |
00:34:30 |
Andrew? |
00:34:33 |
Andrew? |
00:34:43 |
Andrew! |
00:34:46 |
Andrew? |
00:34:49 |
Andrew! |
00:34:51 |
Andrew! |
00:34:54 |
Andrew! |
00:34:57 |
Andrew! |
00:35:00 |
Andrew! |
00:35:05 |
Andrew! |
00:35:09 |
Andrew! |
00:35:13 |
Andrew! |
00:35:16 |
Andrew! |
00:35:18 |
- Hey. |
00:35:21 |
I just saw a candy bar. |
00:35:24 |
- A what? |
00:35:26 |
- Candy bar! |
00:35:28 |
- We didn't bring any candy bars. |
00:35:30 |
- There. Candy bar. |
00:35:37 |
- I don't believe it! |
00:35:41 |
That's no candy bar, buddy! |
00:35:43 |
That's a dwelling of some sort! |
00:35:46 |
[Both yelling] |
00:35:49 |
- Candy bar! |
00:35:50 |
Candy bar! Candy bar! |
00:35:53 |
Candy bar! Candy bar! |
00:35:55 |
Candy bar! Candy bar! |
00:35:59 |
Candy bar! Candy bar! |
00:36:02 |
Candy bar! Candy bar! |
00:36:10 |
You're right! |
00:36:11 |
It is a dwelling of some sort! |
00:36:15 |
- Maybe there's someone there. |
00:36:17 |
- Maybe they know |
00:36:18 |
- Maybe they have food! |
00:36:25 |
- What if there is someone |
00:36:28 |
but they won't give us any? |
00:36:29 |
- Why wouldn't they? |
00:36:30 |
- Would you? |
00:36:32 |
The world disappears, |
00:36:34 |
two complete strangers |
00:36:35 |
wearing nothing but underwear |
00:36:37 |
coming knocking on your door |
00:36:40 |
that you desperately need |
00:36:41 |
You'll just open the door |
00:36:43 |
- Fuck that! |
00:36:48 |
We got trouble. |
00:36:49 |
- Think they can see us? |
00:36:51 |
- Get down! |
00:36:54 |
They could be friendly. |
00:36:56 |
- Maybe. |
00:36:57 |
- A relief in the knowledge |
00:37:00 |
They could be grateful. |
00:37:01 |
We'll go up, knock on the door, |
00:37:03 |
register the situation, check it out. |
00:37:06 |
At the first sign of trouble, |
00:37:10 |
You understand what I'm saying? |
00:37:12 |
- Yeah. |
00:37:13 |
- So say it. |
00:37:14 |
- No mercy. |
00:37:16 |
- You sound like a Frenchman! |
00:37:19 |
- No mercy! |
00:37:21 |
- Argh! |
00:37:28 |
You ever killed a man? |
00:37:30 |
- What?! No! Have you? |
00:37:33 |
- Oh yeah. |
00:37:34 |
- You have? |
00:37:35 |
- In here, plenty of times. |
00:37:37 |
I'm saying you got |
00:37:39 |
because it might |
00:37:40 |
- Bloody? |
00:37:42 |
- Yeah, bloody. |
00:37:44 |
- What? |
00:37:46 |
- You say something funny, |
00:37:48 |
and we look like two guys out for |
00:37:51 |
Not two guys ready to take |
00:37:54 |
without a moment's hesitation. |
00:37:57 |
- That looks like our house. |
00:38:00 |
- Ha! Ha! Ha! |
00:38:02 |
Ho! Ho! Ho! |
00:38:04 |
That's funny! |
00:38:06 |
Oh yeah! Ha! Ha! |
00:38:07 |
- No! It really does |
00:38:13 |
- You're right. |
00:38:16 |
- We've walked |
00:38:18 |
- We're home? |
00:38:22 |
[Both]: Home! |
00:38:32 |
- Wait! |
00:38:34 |
- What if someone's in there? |
00:38:36 |
- Oh my God! You're right! |
00:38:42 |
- We've been gone |
00:38:44 |
We left a note on the door |
00:38:47 |
What if someone came in |
00:38:49 |
- Made themselves at home? |
00:38:51 |
- They'd still be in there. |
00:38:53 |
- The bastards! |
00:38:56 |
but they don't know when. |
00:38:58 |
We have the element of surprise. |
00:39:00 |
- And they don't know that |
00:39:03 |
- I'm gonna go around. |
00:39:04 |
Wait for my signal |
00:39:07 |
I'll come in the front. |
00:39:09 |
- Great! |
00:39:15 |
- Andrew! |
00:39:17 |
Whatever you do, |
00:39:22 |
- Wait! |
00:39:25 |
- What's the signal? |
00:39:30 |
- Don't worry. |
00:39:31 |
You'll know. |
00:40:21 |
Andrew! |
00:40:25 |
- Arrgh! |
00:40:30 |
Arrgh! |
00:40:31 |
- Easy, buddy. Easy. |
00:40:35 |
- Are you sure? |
00:40:36 |
- Sure I'm sure. |
00:40:38 |
- Oh, thank God. |
00:40:46 |
What the...? |
00:41:02 |
Oh God! |
00:41:07 |
No! |
00:41:08 |
- Oh, Andrew! |
00:41:10 |
- Andrew! |
00:41:13 |
- Arrgh! |
00:41:18 |
Arrgh! |
00:41:19 |
- Easy, buddy. Easy. |
00:41:23 |
- Are you sure? |
00:41:24 |
- Sure I'm sure. |
00:41:25 |
- Like hell it is. |
00:41:32 |
- Ugh! |
00:41:44 |
- Kill me. |
00:41:46 |
- Ahh! |
00:41:50 |
Ahh! |
00:41:54 |
- Arrgh! |
00:42:01 |
- Arrgh! |
00:42:02 |
- Who the fuck are you? |
00:42:05 |
- Name? |
00:42:06 |
What's my favourite colour? |
00:42:07 |
- Blue! |
00:42:10 |
Maybe we slipped |
00:42:12 |
- There has to be |
00:42:15 |
- Like through a... portal. |
00:42:18 |
Or something. |
00:42:19 |
- There's nothing to eat! |
00:42:21 |
- Space-time continuum. |
00:42:23 |
- Where's the food?! |
00:42:24 |
- A black hole! Or a red dwarf! |
00:42:26 |
Time warp! |
00:42:27 |
Maybe we fell |
00:42:30 |
That's it! Yes! Maybe that's it! |
00:42:34 |
[Dave muttering] |
00:42:35 |
And they've taken us |
00:42:37 |
and put us in some kind of zoo. |
00:42:39 |
With a sign that says, |
00:42:42 |
Which is crazy, |
00:42:45 |
and who's gonna want to go to |
00:42:48 |
Unless they're gonna eat us. |
00:42:51 |
But why wouldn't they want |
00:42:54 |
before the slaughter? |
00:42:55 |
Unless they are feeding us! |
00:42:58 |
Or they're not feeding us, |
00:43:01 |
and watching to see how |
00:43:04 |
[Dave muttering] |
00:43:06 |
What are you doing? |
00:43:08 |
- I'm making a trap! |
00:43:10 |
- For what?! |
00:43:12 |
The food, you idiot! The food! |
00:43:18 |
- Oh my God, we're gonna die. |
00:43:21 |
- For once, I don't think |
00:43:27 |
- For as long as I can remember |
00:43:30 |
And now it's not there, |
00:43:32 |
but I won't be around |
00:43:34 |
- No kidding. |
00:43:37 |
No traffic, no work. |
00:43:40 |
- No telephone solicitors. |
00:43:42 |
No taxes. |
00:43:43 |
- No responsibilities. |
00:43:46 |
- No people. |
00:43:48 |
- No nothing. |
00:43:50 |
- But cable. |
00:43:51 |
- Yeah, cable. |
00:43:53 |
And video games. |
00:43:55 |
- Yeah. |
00:43:59 |
Too bad we're gonna die. |
00:44:01 |
[Clock ticking louder] |
00:44:13 |
- It's back! |
00:44:15 |
The disappearing thing's back! |
00:44:17 |
- What? |
00:44:19 |
- The clock! |
00:44:25 |
- I did it. |
00:44:26 |
- What? |
00:44:28 |
- I made the clock disappear. |
00:44:30 |
- You didn't. |
00:44:32 |
- No. No, it was me. I did this. |
00:44:34 |
It's my fault. |
00:44:36 |
- What are you talking about? |
00:44:38 |
- I was sitting there, |
00:44:39 |
listening to the clock counting down |
00:44:43 |
I was thinking how much I hated it. |
00:44:46 |
And that's what happened |
00:44:48 |
I was thinking about how much |
00:44:52 |
Oh God. |
00:44:54 |
It's my fault! |
00:44:56 |
I don't know how, but I did this. |
00:44:59 |
Oh God, I'm so sorry! |
00:45:00 |
Oh, I'm so sorry! |
00:45:02 |
I'm so sorry! |
00:45:04 |
- Whoa! Whoa! |
00:45:06 |
You're not the only one |
00:45:08 |
how much he hated the world |
00:45:11 |
- You were thinking |
00:45:13 |
- Exactly the same thing. |
00:45:14 |
- Were you thinking about |
00:45:17 |
- Well, no. But so what? |
00:45:19 |
I can make something disappear |
00:45:21 |
- Do it! |
00:45:22 |
- Fine, I will. |
00:45:26 |
There! |
00:45:29 |
Bills. |
00:45:37 |
Hah! |
00:45:38 |
- You did it! |
00:45:41 |
- I know what you're saying. |
00:45:43 |
but the bills were the only thing |
00:45:46 |
- No! No! It's great! |
00:45:47 |
It's both of us. |
00:45:51 |
We made the world disappear. |
00:45:53 |
- You're right. |
00:45:57 |
We are gods! |
00:46:00 |
- Too bad we're still gonna die. |
00:46:03 |
We're gods! |
00:46:05 |
We can make thing disappear, |
00:46:08 |
- Like food? |
00:46:10 |
- Yeah, why not? |
00:46:13 |
- Yeah, OK! |
00:46:16 |
One, two, three. |
00:46:21 |
[Grunting] |
00:46:27 |
- Arrrgh! |
00:46:32 |
Oh! |
00:46:36 |
Maybe it's in the kitchen. |
00:46:54 |
Shit! |
00:46:58 |
- It would've been so perfect. |
00:47:04 |
- I'm not hungry anymore. |
00:47:06 |
- Oh my God... neither am I. |
00:47:10 |
- You think maybe we... |
00:47:13 |
- Hated away our hunger? |
00:47:17 |
- We did. |
00:47:18 |
We did. |
00:47:22 |
- Maybe we are gods. |
00:47:37 |
[Laughing] |
00:47:46 |
[Laughing] |
00:47:51 |
- Yeah! |
00:48:02 |
[In Japanese] |
00:48:37 |
[Both]: Ah! |
00:48:43 |
[Laughing] |
00:49:24 |
- Why us? |
00:49:27 |
Why did this happen to us? |
00:49:29 |
[Organ note] |
00:49:31 |
I'm sure there are a lot of other people |
00:49:34 |
[Video-game noise] |
00:49:35 |
Why did we get this... |
00:49:39 |
- Power? |
00:49:42 |
- I don't know. |
00:49:43 |
I don't know |
00:49:45 |
- And where did it all go? |
00:49:47 |
- Away. |
00:49:49 |
- But away to where? |
00:49:51 |
- I don't know. |
00:49:53 |
- Or maybe we're on pause. |
00:49:56 |
- What? |
00:49:58 |
- Like a video game. |
00:50:01 |
You hit the pause button, |
00:50:04 |
and everything |
00:50:08 |
and to the characters |
00:50:10 |
that one moment |
00:50:13 |
because it's the only thing |
00:50:19 |
Do you think the characters |
00:50:22 |
- They don't know anything. |
00:50:23 |
They do |
00:50:27 |
- Yeah, but if they were real, |
00:50:29 |
you think they'd want |
00:50:33 |
- I'm trying to play a game here. |
00:50:39 |
- Sorry. |
00:50:40 |
- You know what your problem is? |
00:50:42 |
Your problem |
00:50:44 |
It's always been that way. |
00:50:46 |
Even when we were kids, |
00:50:48 |
About what? We're kids! |
00:50:49 |
All we had to do was worry |
00:50:53 |
Like that class trip we took |
00:50:55 |
We looked at our skin through |
00:50:58 |
Saw all those tiny, freaky, |
00:51:03 |
And you start obsessing |
00:51:05 |
that maybe we were tiny, |
00:51:07 |
crawling around |
00:51:09 |
And they were looking at us |
00:51:14 |
And the people watching us |
00:51:17 |
to the people |
00:51:22 |
And the people watching them |
00:51:25 |
crawling around |
00:51:27 |
and they were watching them. |
00:51:30 |
And the people watching them |
00:51:33 |
crawling around |
00:51:35 |
and they were watching them |
00:51:37 |
So while everyone else |
00:51:39 |
was making their hair stand up |
00:51:41 |
by touching the big silver ball, |
00:51:47 |
Remember? |
00:51:50 |
Are you listening |
00:51:52 |
Or are you too busy thinking? |
00:51:54 |
Andrew? |
00:51:55 |
- Ah! |
00:51:56 |
Ugh! |
00:51:58 |
- Andrew? |
00:51:59 |
What's going on? |
00:52:02 |
[Coughs] |
00:52:04 |
What the hell are you doing? |
00:52:07 |
- I don't know. |
00:52:09 |
I just don't know. |
00:52:12 |
[Coughs] |
00:52:20 |
- Jesus Christ, buddy, |
00:52:23 |
- I know, I know. |
00:52:25 |
It should be, but it isn't. |
00:52:28 |
is to be walking around |
00:52:30 |
and have to worry |
00:52:32 |
Or what if you start hating |
00:52:35 |
You'd ruin everything. |
00:52:38 |
- Undid? |
00:52:40 |
- I'm sorry. I really am. |
00:52:42 |
- We have to fix this. |
00:52:45 |
[Sighs] |
00:52:47 |
- This isn't working. |
00:52:49 |
- And why do you think that is? |
00:52:51 |
- I don't know. |
00:52:52 |
Maybe because |
00:52:55 |
- Hmm. And how does |
00:52:57 |
- It makes me feel like |
00:53:00 |
who's not a psychiatrist. |
00:53:02 |
- Hmm. Why do you |
00:53:04 |
- Because you're not a psychiatrist! |
00:53:06 |
- I took psychology! |
00:53:07 |
- One class |
00:53:10 |
- Wait. |
00:53:12 |
Maybe I need to open up to you. |
00:53:14 |
- What? |
00:53:15 |
- Something's going on |
00:53:17 |
and it's driving you crazy. |
00:53:19 |
And we're never gonna |
00:53:21 |
unless you start sharing. |
00:53:22 |
So, maybe I need |
00:53:24 |
for you to feel |
00:53:28 |
OK. |
00:53:34 |
You know how I'm always telling you |
00:53:38 |
under the bleachers? |
00:53:41 |
- Yeah. |
00:53:43 |
- Well, it didn't happen |
00:53:49 |
I never told anybody this, |
00:53:51 |
but what actually |
00:53:54 |
is the worst experience |
00:53:58 |
- I know. |
00:53:59 |
- No, you don't know. |
00:54:02 |
Even thinking about it now |
00:54:05 |
I just hate it. |
00:54:07 |
- Dave, I know what happened. |
00:54:12 |
- Huh? |
00:54:13 |
- Everyone knew! |
00:54:15 |
because I didn't want |
00:54:18 |
- What are you talking about? |
00:54:19 |
- Come on! |
00:54:21 |
A dog gave you a blow job. |
00:54:23 |
Did you really think |
00:54:25 |
- A dog gave me a blow job? |
00:54:28 |
- You and Katie McFarland, |
00:54:32 |
Katie passed you a note in class |
00:54:36 |
She got you to... |
00:54:38 |
close your eyes and... |
00:54:42 |
And you thought |
00:54:45 |
But then you heard laughing |
00:54:48 |
the entire football team |
00:54:50 |
And it wasn't Katie down there, |
00:54:53 |
Lancelot. |
00:54:56 |
- The Great Dane? |
00:54:58 |
- Yeah. |
00:54:59 |
- Was giving me a blow job? |
00:55:00 |
- Yes! |
00:55:04 |
I think I'd remember |
00:55:08 |
- Oh my God! |
00:55:10 |
You made it disappear! |
00:55:11 |
- What? |
00:55:12 |
- The memory of Lancelot |
00:55:15 |
- Read my lips! |
00:55:18 |
- Yes! Lancelot did! |
00:55:21 |
But you can't remember, |
00:55:23 |
- I did? |
00:55:25 |
You hated away a memory, |
00:55:27 |
just like we hated away |
00:55:31 |
- Wow. |
00:55:33 |
- Maybe that's what I need to do. |
00:55:44 |
- What? What do you got? |
00:55:46 |
- Uh... |
00:55:47 |
nothing. |
00:55:49 |
- Come on. |
00:55:51 |
- It's embarrassing. |
00:55:53 |
- It can't be more embarrassing |
00:55:57 |
Can it? |
00:55:58 |
- OK. Maybe you're right. |
00:56:02 |
I guess there are a few things. |
00:56:09 |
[Man]: Be a good boy |
00:56:11 |
- Grrr... |
00:56:16 |
- Dry your hair before you go |
00:56:20 |
[Cooking sound] |
00:56:23 |
Good boy! |
00:56:24 |
- That's it! |
00:56:26 |
Very nice! |
00:56:27 |
- You want to look nice |
00:56:30 |
[Children laughing] |
00:56:35 |
- What a lovely boy! |
00:56:36 |
Aren't you clever? |
00:56:37 |
Don't let the bedbugs bite! |
00:56:40 |
[Insects] |
00:56:47 |
- Jesus! |
00:56:48 |
Christ, man, I had no idea! |
00:56:51 |
- Yeah. |
00:56:53 |
I guess I've just blocked |
00:56:57 |
- Well, it's time to get rid of it. |
00:56:59 |
- Yes. |
00:57:01 |
Yes, it is. |
00:57:10 |
[Tape rewinding] |
00:57:27 |
- How do you feel? |
00:57:28 |
- Good. |
00:57:29 |
- Yeah? |
00:57:30 |
- I feel much better. |
00:57:33 |
- Mm-hmm... |
00:57:34 |
- Woo-hoo! |
00:57:38 |
[Laughing] |
00:57:41 |
- I don't think |
00:57:43 |
- Why not? |
00:57:45 |
- Because you're jumping |
00:57:47 |
You're gonna hurt yourself! |
00:57:49 |
- I'll be fine! |
00:57:54 |
Woo! |
00:57:55 |
- Hey! |
00:58:03 |
[Music] |
00:58:08 |
[Solo] |
00:58:20 |
[Music] |
00:58:31 |
How'd you do that? |
00:58:34 |
- I don't know! |
00:58:36 |
I'm not afraid anymore and |
00:58:49 |
[Clatter] |
00:59:01 |
- OK. |
00:59:03 |
What do I have to do? |
00:59:04 |
- I'm not really sure. |
00:59:06 |
By getting rid |
00:59:08 |
I feel more confident, stronger, |
00:59:13 |
You've got to find something |
00:59:14 |
that's holding you back |
00:59:17 |
- I got it. Ready? |
00:59:23 |
[Tape rewinding] |
00:59:25 |
[Clatter] |
00:59:36 |
Shit! |
00:59:37 |
- Are you hating away |
00:59:40 |
- Wait. |
00:59:43 |
This is it. |
00:59:46 |
[Tape rewinding] |
00:59:58 |
[Clatter] |
01:00:06 |
Ha! |
01:00:07 |
- It kind of sounds the same. |
01:00:09 |
- Yeah, it sucks! |
01:00:10 |
But now, I don't care. |
01:00:12 |
I'm no good. |
01:00:15 |
I just hated away the fact |
01:00:20 |
[Clatter] |
01:00:33 |
- Yes! |
01:00:34 |
Yes, that's it! |
01:00:37 |
Ha! |
01:00:39 |
Come on! |
01:00:44 |
Come on! |
01:00:46 |
Come on! |
01:00:54 |
Hey! |
01:00:55 |
- Oh, sorry. |
01:00:56 |
- You did that on purpose! |
01:00:57 |
- What do you mean? |
01:00:59 |
- I was about to beat you |
01:01:01 |
and you shut off the game! |
01:01:02 |
- No, I didn't. |
01:01:04 |
- Well, it was an accident. |
01:01:06 |
- I can't believe this! |
01:01:08 |
- Fine. You want to play again? |
01:01:09 |
- Fine! Let's play again! |
01:01:10 |
- Well, not if you're gonna be |
01:01:31 |
[Snoring] |
01:01:51 |
What is it? What's going on? |
01:01:53 |
- If Sarah hadn't dumped you, |
01:01:54 |
you would've moved in |
01:01:56 |
- What? |
01:01:57 |
- If Sarah hadn't dumped you, |
01:01:59 |
you would've |
01:02:02 |
- Yeah, I guess. |
01:02:05 |
- Would you have ever come back? |
01:02:08 |
- What? |
01:02:09 |
- To visit. To hang out. |
01:02:11 |
To see how I was doing. |
01:02:13 |
- Yeah, of course. |
01:02:15 |
- You sure? |
01:02:16 |
- Of course I'm sure. |
01:02:19 |
- Why are you asking |
01:02:22 |
- No reason. Just curious. |
01:02:25 |
I'm going to go for a run. |
01:02:28 |
- A run? |
01:02:30 |
- Yeah. |
01:02:31 |
- Like running around? |
01:02:33 |
- Yes. |
01:02:34 |
You've never jogged |
01:02:36 |
- I do now. |
01:02:40 |
- You been getting rid |
01:02:42 |
You know, changing things, |
01:02:44 |
editing things on the inside? |
01:02:49 |
- So? |
01:02:50 |
- So, you should be careful. |
01:02:53 |
It's making you weird. |
01:02:58 |
- Whatever. |
01:03:23 |
- Ah... |
01:03:27 |
[television] |
01:03:32 |
[Changing channels] |
01:03:36 |
[TV]: I'd rather be dead |
01:03:39 |
- Andrew? |
01:03:40 |
[TV]: We have a pact! |
01:03:46 |
- Andrew? |
01:03:48 |
Andrew? |
01:03:52 |
Andrew! |
01:03:55 |
Andrew! |
01:04:00 |
Andrew? |
01:04:03 |
Andrew! |
01:04:09 |
Oh crap! |
01:04:17 |
You did it, didn't you? |
01:04:21 |
You made yourself disappear! |
01:04:22 |
I told you not to mess with that stuff, |
01:04:26 |
You went too far! |
01:04:27 |
You... |
01:04:28 |
Goddamn it! |
01:04:40 |
[Guitar] |
01:04:45 |
See you later pal |
01:04:49 |
Because you've gone away |
01:04:53 |
You didn't listen to what I say |
01:04:57 |
Gone away |
01:05:01 |
Gone away |
01:05:06 |
Maybe next time |
01:05:09 |
You'll listen what I say |
01:05:16 |
That's for you, buddy. |
01:05:27 |
I wasn't actually sure what to do |
01:05:29 |
since there was nothing |
01:05:31 |
So I just put together |
01:05:41 |
Your lucky game controller. |
01:05:46 |
That's it, actually. |
01:05:48 |
I couldn't think of anything else |
01:05:50 |
so I just kind of stopped there. |
01:06:02 |
You're a good friend. |
01:06:05 |
A great friend. |
01:06:07 |
I never told you that. I should've. |
01:06:09 |
Meant to. |
01:06:11 |
I did. |
01:06:13 |
I think... maybe I could've |
01:06:20 |
And there were... |
01:06:23 |
times where maybe I... |
01:06:25 |
kind of took advantage |
01:06:29 |
And there were times... |
01:06:31 |
where maybe I kind of took |
01:06:35 |
Uh, handicap. |
01:06:39 |
The truth is that when |
01:06:43 |
I wasn't planning on coming back. |
01:06:45 |
- I knew it! |
01:06:47 |
- Andrew? |
01:06:49 |
Is that you, buddy? |
01:06:52 |
- You're damn right it is! |
01:06:54 |
- Andrew? |
01:06:56 |
You're alive! |
01:07:01 |
What the hell is this? |
01:07:04 |
- I'll tell you what's going on! |
01:07:05 |
I finally clued in |
01:07:07 |
- What? I never used you! |
01:07:09 |
- You just said so! |
01:07:10 |
You said you took advantage |
01:07:13 |
You just said that! |
01:07:14 |
- I said maybe I kind of took |
01:07:17 |
That is totally different! |
01:07:18 |
And I thought you were dead! |
01:07:20 |
- I wasn't dead |
01:07:22 |
never planning on coming back! |
01:07:24 |
- What? No! |
01:07:26 |
What I was going to say |
01:07:28 |
would've been the worst mistake |
01:07:30 |
- Oh! Give me a break! |
01:07:32 |
- That is what I was gonna say! |
01:07:34 |
Why am I explaining myself |
01:07:36 |
You made me think you were dead! |
01:07:38 |
- To see how you felt |
01:07:40 |
- Abandoned? I was moving in |
01:07:43 |
How long was I supposed |
01:07:45 |
- I was letting you |
01:07:47 |
- There's nothing free |
01:07:49 |
- You didn't seem to mind |
01:07:52 |
to pay for us |
01:07:53 |
- It was my idea! |
01:07:54 |
- Yes! |
01:07:56 |
- I was trying to stop you |
01:07:58 |
- Bullshit! |
01:07:59 |
You were trying |
01:08:01 |
because you're a weak, |
01:08:03 |
And you've been using me |
01:08:06 |
but mostly to make yourself seem |
01:08:10 |
- I'd rather that than be a freak |
01:08:13 |
- Well, that's all changed now! |
01:08:22 |
Bastard! |
01:08:48 |
[Thump] |
01:08:51 |
- What was that? |
01:08:52 |
- Your computer falling, |
01:08:55 |
[Laughs] |
01:09:03 |
- Oh, that's funny! |
01:09:05 |
- Yeah, I thought so. |
01:09:07 |
- Yeah. I'll be laughing about |
01:09:10 |
Hey, by the way, where are you |
01:09:13 |
- In my... You didn't! |
01:09:14 |
- As a matter of fact, I just did. |
01:09:17 |
- Oh, that's funny. |
01:09:19 |
Just did. |
01:09:21 |
- Well, if you don't have a bed, |
01:09:23 |
I guess you won't need |
01:09:24 |
[Crash] |
01:09:26 |
Ouch! Sounds like your lamp broke! |
01:09:28 |
And that... |
01:09:30 |
That's the sound of it disappearing. |
01:09:32 |
- I could be mistaken, |
01:09:34 |
[crash] |
01:09:36 |
That was the sound |
01:09:38 |
And that? That's the sound |
01:09:40 |
Bye-bye, books. |
01:09:42 |
- Bye-bye, Andrew's clothes! |
01:09:44 |
- Bye-bye, Dave's |
01:09:47 |
- Bye-bye, |
01:09:48 |
next to the thing |
01:09:51 |
- And bye-bye, Dave's room! |
01:09:53 |
[Crash] |
01:09:54 |
- You didn't. |
01:09:56 |
- Yes, I did. |
01:10:01 |
- This is stupid. |
01:10:03 |
- It doesn't matter who started it! |
01:10:05 |
The point is, |
01:10:07 |
isn't gonna help anything! |
01:10:08 |
We can't both stay here. |
01:10:11 |
It's as simple as that. |
01:10:13 |
- So leave! This is my house! |
01:10:16 |
- And I can make it disappear |
01:10:21 |
- What do you propose? |
01:10:22 |
- We settle this like gentlemen. |
01:10:24 |
- Video-game challenge? |
01:10:26 |
Winner keeps the house, |
01:10:29 |
and never comes back. |
01:10:30 |
- And no more making |
01:10:32 |
- Yes. |
01:10:33 |
- It's your funeral. |
01:10:35 |
- We'll see. |
01:11:01 |
- Grrrr... |
01:11:06 |
- Hyah! |
01:11:13 |
- Arrgh! |
01:11:21 |
- Yes! That's it! That's it! |
01:11:27 |
- No! |
01:11:32 |
- Ha ha! |
01:11:36 |
- Argh! |
01:11:41 |
- Oh ho! |
01:11:44 |
Ha ha! |
01:11:53 |
Ha ha ha! |
01:11:56 |
Come on! There you go! |
01:11:59 |
Here we go. |
01:12:07 |
No! |
01:12:10 |
- Argh! |
01:12:15 |
[Screaming] |
01:12:28 |
- No! |
01:12:29 |
- Yes! |
01:12:31 |
- Oh! Come on! |
01:12:37 |
No! |
01:12:39 |
- Yes! |
01:12:43 |
- Come on! |
01:12:44 |
- Yeah! |
01:12:45 |
See you later pal |
01:12:49 |
'Cause you lost the game |
01:12:53 |
And you're going away |
01:12:56 |
See you later |
01:13:22 |
[drumming] |
01:13:36 |
[Kazoo] |
01:13:38 |
- Congratulations. |
01:13:40 |
You're the first person to hear |
01:13:45 |
That's right, buddy! |
01:13:46 |
Dave doesn't need your house, |
01:13:51 |
A little place |
01:13:53 |
Home of the right, |
01:13:57 |
Home of the Dave. |
01:14:00 |
Oh, what's the matter? |
01:14:04 |
Wait 'til you get a load of this! |
01:14:09 |
That's right, buddy. |
01:14:11 |
And you know, |
01:14:14 |
Woo-hoo? Helloooo? |
01:14:18 |
Hello, Mr. No Flag! |
01:14:20 |
Ooh, don't you wish you had a flag? |
01:14:23 |
'Cause I do! Woo-hoo! |
01:14:25 |
Woo! Ha ha! |
01:14:30 |
Shit! |
01:14:34 |
Fuck! |
01:14:45 |
[Door opens] |
01:14:51 |
Hey, buddy! |
01:14:55 |
- Goddamn it! |
01:14:58 |
Out! |
01:14:59 |
Out! Get out! |
01:15:02 |
- Wait. Just hang on a second. |
01:15:03 |
You're only saying that |
01:15:05 |
- Yeah. You're damn right! |
01:15:07 |
- I'm not mad at you. |
01:15:11 |
Because I hated it away. |
01:15:15 |
I mean, we've been friends |
01:15:17 |
I don't want to be mad at you. |
01:15:21 |
I want us to have fun, |
01:15:23 |
And I think we can. |
01:15:24 |
I mean, I'm out there |
01:15:27 |
And then I was like, well, fuck it! |
01:15:29 |
We can do whatever |
01:15:31 |
So I say fuck being mad |
01:15:33 |
So what do you say? |
01:15:35 |
Why don't you take whatever it is |
01:15:36 |
that's bothering you about me |
01:15:40 |
- Because I don't want to. |
01:15:42 |
- What do you mean? Why not? |
01:15:44 |
- Because this is something |
01:15:47 |
- Why? |
01:15:49 |
you're the type of person |
01:15:53 |
and that's something |
01:15:55 |
- Fuck you! |
01:15:57 |
Shit! Now I'm mad again! |
01:15:59 |
Wait! |
01:16:02 |
[Tape rewinding] |
01:16:08 |
There. |
01:16:11 |
Come on. Come on. |
01:16:12 |
- I... |
01:16:14 |
Get off of me! |
01:16:16 |
- We're OK now! |
01:16:18 |
- No. |
01:16:19 |
- What? |
01:16:21 |
How many times |
01:16:23 |
What are you, |
01:16:25 |
- Shit! |
01:16:27 |
And this time |
01:16:30 |
- Fine! |
01:16:31 |
- Abandoner. |
01:16:42 |
No. |
01:16:44 |
Dave, don't! |
01:16:47 |
Don't! |
01:17:02 |
Ah! |
01:17:05 |
[Sproing!] |
01:17:08 |
- Enjoy. |
01:17:09 |
See you. |
01:17:11 |
- You son of a bitch! |
01:17:14 |
Don't you walk away from me! |
01:17:15 |
- Try and stop me! |
01:17:20 |
Oh! |
01:17:23 |
- How's that for stopping you? |
01:17:24 |
- Not bad. |
01:17:26 |
But I think |
01:17:29 |
[Gasps] |
01:17:30 |
- Ah! |
01:17:32 |
Oh! Oh! |
01:17:35 |
[Chuckles] |
01:17:37 |
All right. |
01:17:39 |
Try this on for size. |
01:17:48 |
Bet you want |
01:17:51 |
Ha! |
01:17:59 |
Ahh! |
01:18:06 |
[Chuckles] |
01:18:13 |
Ugh! |
01:18:19 |
Ah! |
01:18:21 |
Oh! |
01:18:23 |
Ah! |
01:18:27 |
Ha ha! Ha ha! |
01:18:30 |
Ha ha ha! |
01:18:41 |
[Laughing] |
01:18:47 |
Oh! |
01:18:50 |
[Laughing] |
01:18:52 |
- Ooh, you look funny! |
01:18:54 |
[Breathing heavily] |
01:18:59 |
- Ooh! |
01:19:04 |
- Oh! |
01:19:11 |
Big mistake! |
01:19:12 |
- You have no idea! |
01:19:23 |
- What the fuck? |
01:19:25 |
- Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! |
01:19:33 |
Argh! |
01:19:34 |
- Ha! |
01:19:37 |
- Argh! |
01:19:39 |
[Both]: Oh! |
01:19:45 |
- Argh! |
01:19:48 |
[Dave laughing] |
01:19:58 |
- Ah ah ah ah ah! |
01:20:03 |
Argh! |
01:20:11 |
- Argh! |
01:20:14 |
- Argh! |
01:20:24 |
- Ow! |
01:20:37 |
- I hate you! |
01:20:39 |
[Both]: I hate you! |
01:20:40 |
- I hate you! |
01:20:42 |
- I hate you! |
01:20:46 |
- Oh! Goddamn it! |
01:20:51 |
- Ha! Obviously, you don't hate me. |
01:20:55 |
- Look who's talking! |
01:20:58 |
- Oh. Yeah. |
01:21:01 |
I could've sworn I did. |
01:21:02 |
- Yeah, me too. |
01:21:05 |
- I guess this means |
01:21:07 |
we don't really hate each other. |
01:21:09 |
[Sigh] |
01:21:11 |
- I guess. |
01:21:13 |
- I wish we'd thought of that before. |
01:21:17 |
- Yeah. |
01:21:26 |
You know what this is like? |
01:21:29 |
- No. |
01:21:30 |
[Snickers] |
01:21:33 |
- Remember that time |
01:21:39 |
- Oh man! |
01:21:40 |
On the beach. |
01:21:42 |
[Laughs] |
01:21:43 |
- They buried up to our necks! |
01:21:46 |
[Both laugh] |
01:21:48 |
- And nobody realized |
01:21:50 |
and we were stuck there all night. |
01:21:52 |
[Both laugh] |
01:21:56 |
Ow... |
01:22:02 |
Listen... |
01:22:05 |
I think I owe you an apology. |
01:22:08 |
- No. You... |
01:22:10 |
- Hear me out. |
01:22:12 |
I think I made a mistake |
01:22:18 |
- Well, it couldn't have been easy |
01:22:23 |
always having to take care of me, |
01:22:27 |
always having to do stuff for me. |
01:22:29 |
- No! |
01:22:30 |
You never held me back. |
01:22:32 |
I did it to myself. |
01:22:35 |
You, you're the best thing |
01:22:43 |
- I feel the same way. |
01:22:48 |
- Yeah, well... |
01:22:50 |
- Yeah. |
01:22:53 |
- Yeah. |
01:22:57 |
So, what do you want to do? |
01:22:59 |
[Laughs] |
01:23:01 |
- I don't know! |
01:23:03 |
A couple of smart heads like us |
01:23:06 |
I'm sure we'll think of something. |
01:23:08 |
[Laughs] |
01:23:09 |
- Ooh, yeah! |
01:23:12 |
- You wanna race? |
01:23:14 |
- Sure! |
01:23:15 |
- To where? |
01:23:16 |
- Uh... |
01:23:18 |
There. |
01:23:21 |
- There? |
01:23:24 |
- No. |
01:23:27 |
There. |
01:23:31 |
- There? |
01:23:34 |
- Yeah. |
01:23:35 |
- You're on! |
01:23:38 |
[Both laugh] |
01:23:44 |
- You know, |
01:23:47 |
- I always felt |
01:23:51 |
- Huh! Well, believe it or not, |
01:24:04 |
Fate shook me away |
01:24:08 |
And when I opened my eyes |
01:24:11 |
Everything had changed |
01:24:14 |
Everything I'd known |
01:24:17 |
Had all been erased |
01:24:24 |
When you |
01:24:26 |
You had survived |
01:24:29 |
I just had to tell myself |
01:24:31 |
I was happy you were alive |
01:24:34 |
Even the worst in you |
01:24:44 |
The universe is fine |
01:24:46 |
We're just fine without them |
01:24:49 |
So let's slide |
01:24:52 |
Live in a place |
01:24:55 |
We wouldn't mind |
01:24:57 |
If nothing were to change |
01:25:00 |
'Cause we both know |
01:25:03 |
Have everything to gain |
01:25:14 |
Just time here |
01:25:17 |
No complications |
01:25:20 |
No face near |
01:25:23 |
Our time to hesitate |
01:25:27 |
So let's waste another day |
01:25:55 |
The universe is fine |
01:25:58 |
We're just fine without them |
01:26:01 |
So let's slide |
01:26:04 |
Live in a place |
01:26:06 |
We wouldn't mind |
01:26:09 |
If nothing were to change |
01:26:12 |
'Cause we both know |
01:26:15 |
Have everything to gain |
01:26:29 |
D VD subtitling: CNST, Montreal |
01:28:53 |
[snoring] |
01:29:07 |
[Crash] |
01:29:09 |
- What the hell was that? |
01:29:11 |
- I don't know. |
01:29:12 |
[Applause] |
01:29:15 |
[Elephants stampeding] |
01:29:17 |
[Both scream] |
01:29:19 |
[Elephants trumpeting] |
01:29:21 |
[Horse neighing] |