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00:00:35 The following is a true story.
00:00:37 The people are actual people.
00:00:40 Their names
00:00:42 Everything has been thoroughly
00:00:47 Dave and Andrew
00:00:50 They'd been best
00:00:53 Andrew was an extremely
00:00:57 He was afraid
00:01:02 Dave was totally self-centred
00:01:04 and could never
00:01:07 Neither of them
00:01:10 And it wasn't long
00:01:13 that their best chance of survival
00:01:18 Tragically, Andrew's
00:01:21 after his parents died.
00:01:22 Soon he became afraid
00:01:26 Like everything else
00:01:28 Dave's dream
00:01:32 was met
00:01:35 Completely broke
00:01:37 Dave moved in with Andrew,
00:01:39 who was himself
00:01:43 With Dave there to provide
00:01:47 and Andrew there to provide
00:01:50 Dave braved the outside world
00:01:53 And Andrew was able to stay
00:01:57 by working
00:02:00 [Laughter]
00:02:02 After a life-long struggle
00:02:04 Dave and Andrew
00:02:07 together.
00:02:10 Sadly, nothing lasts forever.
00:02:16 - I'm moving out.
00:02:18 - What?
00:02:19 - I'm moving out, with Sarah.
00:02:21 - With Sarah?
00:02:22 - Yeah, with Sarah.
00:02:24 Didn't I tell you?
00:02:25 - No.
00:02:26 - I'm pretty sure that I did.
00:02:28 - No. You didn't.
00:02:30 - I swear! You didn't!
00:02:32 - And I'm telling you I did.
00:02:33 - You didn't!
00:02:35 - Didn't!
00:02:36 You really didn't!
00:02:38 - Ah, I could've sworn I did.
00:02:40 - But you've only known her
00:02:44 - What can I tell you?
00:02:48 - You can't leave!
00:02:49 - You'll be fine.
00:02:50 - No!
00:02:51 No, I won't! I'll kill myself!
00:02:53 [Sighs]
00:02:57 - Why are you doing this?
00:02:59 - It doesn't matter.
00:03:01 I just want to know
00:03:03 - I'm not abandoning you.
00:03:04 - Yes, you are!
00:03:05 - I'm moving on with my life.
00:03:10 [Traffic]
00:03:13 - But it's garbage day!
00:03:15 - Then you take it out!
00:03:16 - I can't!
00:03:17 - You'll be fine!
00:03:34 [Traffic, sirens]
00:03:43 Ladies.
00:03:44 - Come on, girls.
00:03:45 Don't speak to the strange man.
00:03:47 - Oh!
00:03:48 - Loser!
00:03:50 - Aw...
00:04:00 - I can do this.
00:04:01 I can.
00:04:02 I can do this.
00:04:15 [Airplane overhead]
00:04:27 [Truck's horn]
00:04:30 [Door closes]
00:04:34 Oh God!
00:04:37 Oh God!
00:04:39 Oh God!
00:04:41 Oh God!
00:04:49 [Woman on P.A.]:
00:04:52 Wire is what we do.
00:04:54 - 'Morning.
00:04:56 - John Morfit, line 2. Line 2.
00:04:59 - [Man on P.A.]: John Bigbutte,
00:05:06 [People snickering]
00:05:13 - Hey, how'd you guys do that?
00:05:14 That's, that's great!
00:05:16 I thought it funny when you
00:05:19 but this - it's incredible!
00:05:21 Well done.
00:05:25 - That's just great.
00:05:28 Ah!
00:05:29 [All laugh]
00:05:35 [Sobbing]
00:05:38 - Hey, mister, are you OK?
00:05:40 - Ah!
00:05:45 - Mister?
00:05:48 - I... I...
00:05:50 I...
00:05:52 Iocked myself...
00:05:55 out!
00:06:04 - Don't worry.
00:06:12 [Airplane overhead]
00:06:20 - Hello?
00:06:22 Hello?
00:06:25 Hello? Little girl?
00:06:27 Hello?
00:06:28 Hello?
00:06:30 - It's OK, Mister.
00:06:36 - Ah! Ah!
00:06:41 - Crawford wants to see you.
00:06:43 - What? Why?
00:06:46 Well, maybe it's
00:06:48 I mean, I've really been busting
00:06:51 - Uh...
00:06:53 yeah.
00:06:56 - That's probably what it is.
00:06:57 [Knocking]
00:07:01 You wanted to see me, sir?
00:07:02 - Dave!
00:07:03 Get your crafty ass in here!
00:07:05 You thirsty?
00:07:07 - No, I'm fine. Thanks.
00:07:09 - He's fine!
00:07:10 Heh-heh. I like that!
00:07:11 I like that!
00:07:13 So, uh...
00:07:15 You do know why
00:07:17 - I think so.
00:07:19 - He thinks so!
00:07:21 Great stuff!
00:07:23 - Well, l...
00:07:24 - Scrawny little ugly guy like you?
00:07:26 Little mousy guy,
00:07:28 eating cheese,
00:07:29 Who knew?
00:07:31 But you're stupid,
00:07:33 - Huh?
00:07:34 - You're an idiot. A moron.
00:07:36 Jackass. Heh-heh!
00:07:37 End of the day,
00:07:39 - What?
00:07:41 - Did you think
00:07:43 - Find out about what?
00:07:45 About the promotion?
00:07:46 - Promotion?
00:07:47 For you?
00:07:49 - Well, I thought...
00:07:51 [laughs]
00:07:58 - You embezzle $27,369.27
00:08:02 and you want a promotion?
00:08:04 You're amazing!
00:08:05 - What?!
00:08:06 Hold on a second!
00:08:08 - Well, sure you did!
00:08:11 - It's got to be a mistake!
00:08:12 - I don't think so.
00:08:14 I don't think
00:08:16 - Authorities?
00:08:17 - That's right, Dave.
00:08:28 - Is there anything else
00:08:30 - No!
00:08:32 No. Thank you. I'm fine.
00:08:34 - What about something to eat?
00:08:36 - No, really.
00:08:38 Everything's fine.
00:08:39 Maybe you should just leave.
00:08:41 - I don't know, Mister.
00:08:43 Maybe I should stay and look
00:08:46 I am a Fireside Girl.
00:08:48 - No. I just don't like
00:08:52 And I'm not very
00:08:54 so I think it would be better
00:08:57 - I'm going to make you
00:09:00 - No!
00:09:07 Please, just leave.
00:09:13 - Asshole!
00:09:17 [Fire-truck siren]
00:09:20 - You lost your job?
00:09:22 - Baby, they got nothing on me!
00:09:25 I'm clean!
00:09:26 - I can't believe this is happening.
00:09:28 - Don't worry. I didn't do anything.
00:09:30 Besides,
00:09:31 I've got much bigger news
00:09:35 - Oh yeah?
00:09:36 What's that?
00:09:38 - I'm moving in!
00:09:40 [Car alarm]
00:09:44 Look, I know the timing
00:09:47 but I think it just depends
00:09:50 You were always complaining
00:09:51 about how we never had time
00:09:53 Well, now Andrew's
00:09:55 And as far as the job goes,
00:09:58 well, I can always
00:10:00 Maybe I could work
00:10:01 I could be a short-order cook!
00:10:03 And we could spend our days
00:10:08 Baby,
00:10:09 you're not moving in with me!
00:10:11 I'm moving in with you!
00:10:13 - I embezzled the money
00:10:18 - What?
00:10:20 - I used your password
00:10:21 to get into the accounting software
00:10:24 And over the last two weeks
00:10:27 to an account in Zurich.
00:10:29 Can you hand me that?
00:10:31 - You did?
00:10:32 - I made sure
00:10:34 You should probably
00:10:37 Thanks.
00:10:40 - This is some kind of joke, right?
00:10:45 Baby, you love me.
00:10:47 - You're a loser, Dave.
00:11:01 [Police radio]
00:11:10 - Oh!
00:11:14 Argh!
00:11:16 Goddamn it!
00:11:18 Damn it!
00:11:19 Damn it!
00:11:21 Damn it! Damn it all to hell!
00:11:28 - "Tonga is the crown jewel
00:11:32 "a paradise not only
00:11:35 [traffic overhead]
00:11:39 "But also to bring out
00:11:43 "In fact, I just got back
00:11:47 [Doorbell]
00:11:48 Ow!
00:11:50 Hello?
00:11:51 - Are you still there?
00:11:53 - Is something wrong?
00:11:55 Just the, um... sunburn
00:11:58 Yeah, you've got to
00:12:00 even when it's cloudy.
00:12:02 [Traffic]
00:12:03 Especially when it's cloudy!
00:12:05 [Doorbell]
00:12:06 Uh, well, I'll make
00:12:08 and call you back
00:12:10 Thank you!
00:12:11 [Doorbell]
00:12:20 Yes?
00:12:21 - May I speak with you
00:12:31 Is this the man?
00:12:39 You are so fucked!
00:12:42 I'll make sure you spend
00:12:45 you sick son of a bitch!
00:12:48 - What?
00:12:50 What are you talking about?
00:12:52 - You kissed my little girl.
00:12:55 - No! No, I didn't!
00:12:58 I never touched her!
00:12:59 - Never touched her!
00:13:04 What's this?
00:13:09 Yeah, that's what I thought.
00:13:12 Come on, honey.
00:13:53 - Andrew!
00:13:55 [Door closes]
00:13:57 Andrew?
00:14:00 Andrew!
00:14:03 Andrew?
00:14:05 Andrew!
00:14:06 - Oh!
00:14:07 Dave!
00:14:08 What are you doing here?
00:14:10 - I came to apologize, OK?
00:14:11 I'm an idiot.
00:14:12 You're not the reason
00:14:15 It's always been them.
00:14:17 Here's what I think we should do.
00:14:19 Here's what I think we should do!
00:14:33 We're gonna sell the house,
00:14:36 and we are gonna disappear!
00:14:37 - Where will we go?
00:14:39 - I don't know. Greece!
00:14:40 Spain!
00:14:44 Sernftal-Bahn Glannerland!
00:14:47 As long as it's far enough
00:14:49 - What about Sarah?
00:14:52 - She dumped me.
00:14:54 - Oh.
00:14:57 I'm sorry.
00:14:58 - Yeah. So what do you say?
00:15:02 - I can't!
00:15:04 You know I can't!
00:15:05 - Yes, you can. You have to!
00:15:07 Come on,
00:15:09 - I don't know.
00:15:11 It's not that bad.
00:15:13 [Traffic]
00:15:21 Wha...? Is that a noose?
00:15:23 - Heh!
00:15:28 - What do you think, huh?
00:15:32 - Shouldn't we call
00:15:35 - Screw that!
00:15:37 Put an ad in the paper
00:15:40 This is much quicker and they don't
00:15:43 All we have to do now is sit back
00:15:59 What's going on up here?
00:16:00 Come on!
00:16:02 Packy-packy!
00:16:03 - I don't know if I can do this.
00:16:05 - Sure you can.
00:16:06 Think about it.
00:16:07 Stretches of empty beaches
00:16:10 No phones, no cars, no freeways,
00:16:15 Is this your suit?
00:16:20 Well, we'll get you a new one
00:16:25 [Doorbell]
00:16:35 OK?
00:16:43 You're here about the house.
00:16:44 - As a matter of fact, I am.
00:16:46 - Newspaper ad, or the sign?
00:16:47 - The newspaper, actually.
00:16:49 This is for you.
00:16:50 - So you've already
00:16:52 on a piece of paper?
00:16:54 Why don't you take a look at
00:16:58 - Oh my God!
00:17:00 - That good, huh?
00:17:02 Let me see.
00:17:06 What the hell is this?
00:17:07 - It's a notice of demolition.
00:17:10 You have to vacate these premises
00:17:12 - What? Why?
00:17:15 - We're tearing it down.
00:17:16 - The house?
00:17:18 - Who's "we"?
00:17:19 - The city, in accordance
00:17:23 which states that no area may be
00:17:26 within 100 yards of a freeway.
00:17:28 This house can't be here.
00:17:29 - But it is here.
00:17:30 - But not for long.
00:17:31 - This is my house!
00:17:35 - Not without paying for it.
00:17:37 - We would pay for it...
00:17:39 - But our records say
00:17:41 - Of course it exists!
00:17:43 - Not according
00:17:44 - Well, if it doesn't exist,
00:17:48 - Because it's in violation
00:17:51 You have until 3:00!
00:17:52 - Today?
00:17:54 3:00 today?
00:17:56 - Sir, this house is a hazard
00:18:00 It has to go.
00:18:07 - Oh...
00:18:15 Maybe we should call a lawyer.
00:18:17 - Don't be stupid!
00:18:19 - Or...
00:18:20 I don't know. Uh...
00:18:23 Sorry.
00:18:25 [Phone rings]
00:18:29 - Don't answer it!
00:18:30 It's probably them!
00:18:32 - What are we gonna do?
00:18:33 - I don't know. I'm thinking!
00:18:35 [Doorbell]
00:18:36 It's not 3:00.
00:18:38 - It's not 3:00! It's not 3:00!
00:18:40 [Phone and doorbell]
00:18:42 - Stupid pencil-pushing bureaucrats!
00:18:44 Listen, pal!
00:18:47 - We're here
00:18:50 You ladies got any beer?
00:18:52 - No. And if I did,
00:18:55 Can you believe that guy?
00:18:56 [Phone]
00:18:58 [Doorbell]
00:19:01 Listen, pal!
00:19:03 - Dave Johnson?
00:19:06 - Yes?
00:19:07 - You're under arrest.
00:19:09 For embezzlement.
00:19:11 - Oh. Hang on a sec,
00:19:14 Shit!
00:19:15 - Embezzlement?
00:19:17 [Phone]
00:19:19 - This is the police!
00:19:21 - Shit! Shit!
00:19:23 - What'll you do?
00:19:25 - We know you're in there, Andrew.
00:19:28 - What did you do?
00:19:29 - Nothing!
00:19:39 - This guy is going to rot
00:19:41 - I didn't kiss her!
00:19:43 I didn't kiss anybody!
00:19:44 - Fire!
00:19:50 [Phone ringing]
00:19:52 [Coughing]
00:19:53 [Doorbell]
00:19:55 - Stan!
00:19:59 It's OK, Stan.
00:20:00 [Coughing]
00:20:02 - Shit!
00:20:03 [Knocking]
00:20:04 - Oh!
00:20:05 [Banging]
00:20:09 [Both]: It's not 3:00!
00:20:14 - This is
00:20:16 This house is in violation of...
00:20:20 [coughing]
00:20:24 [Screaming]
00:20:31 - Why are you doing this?!
00:20:33 Why won't you leave us alone?!
00:20:35 Leave us alone!
00:20:48 [Coughing]
00:20:57 What the hell's going on?
00:21:06 - I don't know.
00:21:10 [Coughs]
00:21:11 - What are you doing?
00:21:14 Dave, what are you doing?
00:21:16 [Coughs]
00:21:18 What are you doing?!
00:21:19 - Shhh!
00:21:26 - What?
00:21:27 What is it?
00:21:37 - Oh my God!
00:21:40 - What's the matter?
00:21:45 - I think you'd better look at this.
00:21:57 - Oh my God!
00:22:00 What is it?
00:22:01 - I don't know.
00:22:04 - What is it?
00:22:05 - I don't know!
00:22:07 [Panting]
00:22:18 - What are you doing?
00:22:20 Dave, what the hell are you doing?
00:22:23 You don't know what's out there!
00:22:25 You don't know anything!
00:22:29 Dave!
00:22:31 Dave!
00:22:35 Answer me!
00:22:38 Dave?
00:22:49 - Ugh!
00:22:54 [Sproing!]
00:23:04 - What the hell is it?
00:23:08 Yes! That's it! The news!
00:23:11 - What channel is CNN?
00:23:13 I don't know. I don't know!
00:23:19 Why aren't they interrupting this shit
00:23:23 - Maybe they're not
00:23:25 - Hey! Let's not jump to conclusions.
00:23:28 For all we know,
00:23:31 - OK, fine! Then where's
00:23:33 Are they dead?
00:23:34 - I don't know!
00:23:36 - Oh my God! Maybe we're dead!
00:23:38 Yes! That's it! It's us!
00:23:40 It's you and me!
00:23:42 - Andrew! We can't be dead!
00:23:46 Dead.
00:23:48 - I knew it!
00:23:49 - Not us. It.
00:24:09 - How long do you think you'll be?
00:24:11 - I don't know. As long as it takes.
00:24:14 - An hour?
00:24:16 A day? A week?
00:24:18 - Andrew, I don't know.
00:24:19 All I know is I gotta go out there
00:24:22 'cause the food we've got
00:24:24 And if we sit around doing
00:24:28 - Maybe it'll all just come back?
00:24:32 - That's not a chance
00:24:35 These things,
00:24:37 I'm hoping with nothing
00:24:39 we'll get a lot more.
00:24:40 You've got to monitor
00:24:43 If I get in trouble out there,
00:24:44 you're my lifeline
00:24:46 Over.
00:24:48 - What kind of trouble?
00:24:52 What kind of trouble?!
00:25:00 What kind of trouble? Over.
00:25:04 - I don't know.
00:25:05 I have no idea what's out there
00:25:09 I've got be prepared for anything.
00:25:12 Over.
00:26:02 All right.
00:26:07 Ah!
00:26:11 - Are you OK? Over!
00:26:14 - I'm OK. Over.
00:26:16 - Oh...
00:26:23 - Whoa.
00:26:27 Hold down the fort.
00:26:28 Over.
00:26:30 - Bye. Over.
00:26:31 - Bye. Over.
00:26:37 - Good luck! Over.
00:26:42 Be careful!
00:26:45 Over.
00:26:57 Ah! Ooh! Ah!
00:27:09 Dave? Over.
00:27:11 - Yeah? Over.
00:27:17 - Wait up.
00:27:18 Over.
00:28:07 - 7:00.
00:28:09 Been walking for 2 and a half hours.
00:28:11 Still no sign of anything.
00:28:13 No people or signs of people.
00:28:17 No animals or signs of animals.
00:28:20 No anything.
00:28:23 As far as the surface goes, it's...
00:28:28 [sproing!]
00:28:31 It's kind of bouncy. It's like...
00:28:35 - Tofu.
00:28:38 - What?
00:28:43 - Tofu.
00:28:44 I've never actually had it,
00:28:47 but I think maybe this is what
00:28:51 [Sproing!]
00:28:55 - You're right.
00:28:58 The nothingness looks,
00:29:02 Which, ironically,
00:29:09 - I'm getting hungry.
00:29:11 - No food for another 2 hours!
00:30:55 We've been walking for 34 hours.
00:30:57 And yet, I'm still unable
00:30:59 where the light is coming from.
00:31:02 The sun, the moon,
00:31:06 - Why don't you tell them
00:31:08 - And yet the light
00:31:10 the vast expanse of emptiness
00:31:14 - Tell them how we haven't
00:31:17 - Hang on a second.
00:31:18 It also continues to illuminate
00:31:22 the nothing, if you will,
00:31:26 And also the nothingness
00:31:28 and west.
00:31:30 - Tell them how we have nothing
00:31:32 - Andrew, please.
00:31:35 The air quality seems stable
00:31:38 and yet air pressure
00:31:40 It is neither hot nor cold.
00:31:41 - Tell them how if we keep going,
00:31:43 we're going lose the trail,
00:31:46 - Shut up!
00:31:48 We're able to walk without falling
00:31:51 But the surface itself
00:31:54 - Yes! Nothing!
00:31:56 They get it! There's nothing!
00:31:58 There's nothing out here,
00:32:01 - Idiot!
00:32:02 That's our legacy!
00:32:05 [Recorder playing back]
00:32:08 Ugh!
00:32:11 - Whoa!
00:32:12 Ahh!
00:32:15 - Waaah!
00:32:20 - Wooo!
00:32:28 - Ahhh!
00:32:31 - Woo!
00:32:36 - Woo!
00:32:45 - Woo!
00:32:55 - Ahh!
00:32:56 - Ugh!
00:33:01 - Woo-hoo!
00:33:03 [Laughing]
00:33:15 - Where's the trail?
00:33:17 - Huh?
00:33:20 - The trail!
00:33:22 Where's... where's the trail?!
00:33:29 We're dead. It's over.
00:33:32 - Shit! Shit! Shit!
00:33:34 I knew you'd be a liability.
00:33:36 I know, I know, you came up
00:33:39 But now because of you,
00:33:41 OK, it's gotta be
00:33:43 I'm gonna do a 360-degree search
00:33:45 using you as my point
00:33:47 So you can't move!
00:33:49 Just don't move!
00:33:52 [Sproing!]
00:34:06 [Andrew mumbling]
00:34:26 Hey! Look what I found!
00:34:30 Andrew?
00:34:33 Andrew?
00:34:43 Andrew!
00:34:46 Andrew?
00:34:49 Andrew!
00:34:51 Andrew!
00:34:54 Andrew!
00:34:57 Andrew!
00:35:00 Andrew!
00:35:05 Andrew!
00:35:09 Andrew!
00:35:13 Andrew!
00:35:16 Andrew!
00:35:18 - Hey.
00:35:21 I just saw a candy bar.
00:35:24 - A what?
00:35:26 - Candy bar!
00:35:28 - We didn't bring any candy bars.
00:35:30 - There. Candy bar.
00:35:37 - I don't believe it!
00:35:41 That's no candy bar, buddy!
00:35:43 That's a dwelling of some sort!
00:35:46 [Both yelling]
00:35:49 - Candy bar!
00:35:50 Candy bar! Candy bar!
00:35:53 Candy bar! Candy bar!
00:35:55 Candy bar! Candy bar!
00:35:59 Candy bar! Candy bar!
00:36:02 Candy bar! Candy bar!
00:36:10 You're right!
00:36:11 It is a dwelling of some sort!
00:36:15 - Maybe there's someone there.
00:36:17 - Maybe they know
00:36:18 - Maybe they have food!
00:36:25 - What if there is someone
00:36:28 but they won't give us any?
00:36:29 - Why wouldn't they?
00:36:30 - Would you?
00:36:32 The world disappears,
00:36:34 two complete strangers
00:36:35 wearing nothing but underwear
00:36:37 coming knocking on your door
00:36:40 that you desperately need
00:36:41 You'll just open the door
00:36:43 - Fuck that!
00:36:48 We got trouble.
00:36:49 - Think they can see us?
00:36:51 - Get down!
00:36:54 They could be friendly.
00:36:56 - Maybe.
00:36:57 - A relief in the knowledge
00:37:00 They could be grateful.
00:37:01 We'll go up, knock on the door,
00:37:03 register the situation, check it out.
00:37:06 At the first sign of trouble,
00:37:10 You understand what I'm saying?
00:37:12 - Yeah.
00:37:13 - So say it.
00:37:14 - No mercy.
00:37:16 - You sound like a Frenchman!
00:37:19 - No mercy!
00:37:21 - Argh!
00:37:28 You ever killed a man?
00:37:30 - What?! No! Have you?
00:37:33 - Oh yeah.
00:37:34 - You have?
00:37:35 - In here, plenty of times.
00:37:37 I'm saying you got
00:37:39 because it might
00:37:40 - Bloody?
00:37:42 - Yeah, bloody.
00:37:44 - What?
00:37:46 - You say something funny,
00:37:48 and we look like two guys out for
00:37:51 Not two guys ready to take
00:37:54 without a moment's hesitation.
00:37:57 - That looks like our house.
00:38:00 - Ha! Ha! Ha!
00:38:02 Ho! Ho! Ho!
00:38:04 That's funny!
00:38:06 Oh yeah! Ha! Ha!
00:38:07 - No! It really does
00:38:13 - You're right.
00:38:16 - We've walked
00:38:18 - We're home?
00:38:22 [Both]: Home!
00:38:32 - Wait!
00:38:34 - What if someone's in there?
00:38:36 - Oh my God! You're right!
00:38:42 - We've been gone
00:38:44 We left a note on the door
00:38:47 What if someone came in
00:38:49 - Made themselves at home?
00:38:51 - They'd still be in there.
00:38:53 - The bastards!
00:38:56 but they don't know when.
00:38:58 We have the element of surprise.
00:39:00 - And they don't know that
00:39:03 - I'm gonna go around.
00:39:04 Wait for my signal
00:39:07 I'll come in the front.
00:39:09 - Great!
00:39:15 - Andrew!
00:39:17 Whatever you do,
00:39:22 - Wait!
00:39:25 - What's the signal?
00:39:30 - Don't worry.
00:39:31 You'll know.
00:40:21 Andrew!
00:40:25 - Arrgh!
00:40:30 Arrgh!
00:40:31 - Easy, buddy. Easy.
00:40:35 - Are you sure?
00:40:36 - Sure I'm sure.
00:40:38 - Oh, thank God.
00:40:46 What the...?
00:41:02 Oh God!
00:41:07 No!
00:41:08 - Oh, Andrew!
00:41:10 - Andrew!
00:41:13 - Arrgh!
00:41:18 Arrgh!
00:41:19 - Easy, buddy. Easy.
00:41:23 - Are you sure?
00:41:24 - Sure I'm sure.
00:41:25 - Like hell it is.
00:41:32 - Ugh!
00:41:44 - Kill me.
00:41:46 - Ahh!
00:41:50 Ahh!
00:41:54 - Arrgh!
00:42:01 - Arrgh!
00:42:02 - Who the fuck are you?
00:42:05 - Name?
00:42:06 What's my favourite colour?
00:42:07 - Blue!
00:42:10 Maybe we slipped
00:42:12 - There has to be
00:42:15 - Like through a... portal.
00:42:18 Or something.
00:42:19 - There's nothing to eat!
00:42:21 - Space-time continuum.
00:42:23 - Where's the food?!
00:42:24 - A black hole! Or a red dwarf!
00:42:26 Time warp!
00:42:27 Maybe we fell
00:42:30 That's it! Yes! Maybe that's it!
00:42:34 [Dave muttering]
00:42:35 And they've taken us
00:42:37 and put us in some kind of zoo.
00:42:39 With a sign that says,
00:42:42 Which is crazy,
00:42:45 and who's gonna want to go to
00:42:48 Unless they're gonna eat us.
00:42:51 But why wouldn't they want
00:42:54 before the slaughter?
00:42:55 Unless they are feeding us!
00:42:58 Or they're not feeding us,
00:43:01 and watching to see how
00:43:04 [Dave muttering]
00:43:06 What are you doing?
00:43:08 - I'm making a trap!
00:43:10 - For what?!
00:43:12 The food, you idiot! The food!
00:43:18 - Oh my God, we're gonna die.
00:43:21 - For once, I don't think
00:43:27 - For as long as I can remember
00:43:30 And now it's not there,
00:43:32 but I won't be around
00:43:34 - No kidding.
00:43:37 No traffic, no work.
00:43:40 - No telephone solicitors.
00:43:42 No taxes.
00:43:43 - No responsibilities.
00:43:46 - No people.
00:43:48 - No nothing.
00:43:50 - But cable.
00:43:51 - Yeah, cable.
00:43:53 And video games.
00:43:55 - Yeah.
00:43:59 Too bad we're gonna die.
00:44:01 [Clock ticking louder]
00:44:13 - It's back!
00:44:15 The disappearing thing's back!
00:44:17 - What?
00:44:19 - The clock!
00:44:25 - I did it.
00:44:26 - What?
00:44:28 - I made the clock disappear.
00:44:30 - You didn't.
00:44:32 - No. No, it was me. I did this.
00:44:34 It's my fault.
00:44:36 - What are you talking about?
00:44:38 - I was sitting there,
00:44:39 listening to the clock counting down
00:44:43 I was thinking how much I hated it.
00:44:46 And that's what happened
00:44:48 I was thinking about how much
00:44:52 Oh God.
00:44:54 It's my fault!
00:44:56 I don't know how, but I did this.
00:44:59 Oh God, I'm so sorry!
00:45:00 Oh, I'm so sorry!
00:45:02 I'm so sorry!
00:45:04 - Whoa! Whoa!
00:45:06 You're not the only one
00:45:08 how much he hated the world
00:45:11 - You were thinking
00:45:13 - Exactly the same thing.
00:45:14 - Were you thinking about
00:45:17 - Well, no. But so what?
00:45:19 I can make something disappear
00:45:21 - Do it!
00:45:22 - Fine, I will.
00:45:26 There!
00:45:29 Bills.
00:45:37 Hah!
00:45:38 - You did it!
00:45:41 - I know what you're saying.
00:45:43 but the bills were the only thing
00:45:46 - No! No! It's great!
00:45:47 It's both of us.
00:45:51 We made the world disappear.
00:45:53 - You're right.
00:45:57 We are gods!
00:46:00 - Too bad we're still gonna die.
00:46:03 We're gods!
00:46:05 We can make thing disappear,
00:46:08 - Like food?
00:46:10 - Yeah, why not?
00:46:13 - Yeah, OK!
00:46:16 One, two, three.
00:46:21 [Grunting]
00:46:27 - Arrrgh!
00:46:32 Oh!
00:46:36 Maybe it's in the kitchen.
00:46:54 Shit!
00:46:58 - It would've been so perfect.
00:47:04 - I'm not hungry anymore.
00:47:06 - Oh my God... neither am I.
00:47:10 - You think maybe we...
00:47:13 - Hated away our hunger?
00:47:17 - We did.
00:47:18 We did.
00:47:22 - Maybe we are gods.
00:47:37 [Laughing]
00:47:46 [Laughing]
00:47:51 - Yeah!
00:48:02 [In Japanese]
00:48:37 [Both]: Ah!
00:48:43 [Laughing]
00:49:24 - Why us?
00:49:27 Why did this happen to us?
00:49:29 [Organ note]
00:49:31 I'm sure there are a lot of other people
00:49:34 [Video-game noise]
00:49:35 Why did we get this...
00:49:39 - Power?
00:49:42 - I don't know.
00:49:43 I don't know
00:49:45 - And where did it all go?
00:49:47 - Away.
00:49:49 - But away to where?
00:49:51 - I don't know.
00:49:53 - Or maybe we're on pause.
00:49:56 - What?
00:49:58 - Like a video game.
00:50:01 You hit the pause button,
00:50:04 and everything
00:50:08 and to the characters
00:50:10 that one moment
00:50:13 because it's the only thing
00:50:19 Do you think the characters
00:50:22 - They don't know anything.
00:50:23 They do
00:50:27 - Yeah, but if they were real,
00:50:29 you think they'd want
00:50:33 - I'm trying to play a game here.
00:50:39 - Sorry.
00:50:40 - You know what your problem is?
00:50:42 Your problem
00:50:44 It's always been that way.
00:50:46 Even when we were kids,
00:50:48 About what? We're kids!
00:50:49 All we had to do was worry
00:50:53 Like that class trip we took
00:50:55 We looked at our skin through
00:50:58 Saw all those tiny, freaky,
00:51:03 And you start obsessing
00:51:05 that maybe we were tiny,
00:51:07 crawling around
00:51:09 And they were looking at us
00:51:14 And the people watching us
00:51:17 to the people
00:51:22 And the people watching them
00:51:25 crawling around
00:51:27 and they were watching them.
00:51:30 And the people watching them
00:51:33 crawling around
00:51:35 and they were watching them
00:51:37 So while everyone else
00:51:39 was making their hair stand up
00:51:41 by touching the big silver ball,
00:51:47 Remember?
00:51:50 Are you listening
00:51:52 Or are you too busy thinking?
00:51:54 Andrew?
00:51:55 - Ah!
00:51:56 Ugh!
00:51:58 - Andrew?
00:51:59 What's going on?
00:52:02 [Coughs]
00:52:04 What the hell are you doing?
00:52:07 - I don't know.
00:52:09 I just don't know.
00:52:12 [Coughs]
00:52:20 - Jesus Christ, buddy,
00:52:23 - I know, I know.
00:52:25 It should be, but it isn't.
00:52:28 is to be walking around
00:52:30 and have to worry
00:52:32 Or what if you start hating
00:52:35 You'd ruin everything.
00:52:38 - Undid?
00:52:40 - I'm sorry. I really am.
00:52:42 - We have to fix this.
00:52:45 [Sighs]
00:52:47 - This isn't working.
00:52:49 - And why do you think that is?
00:52:51 - I don't know.
00:52:52 Maybe because
00:52:55 - Hmm. And how does
00:52:57 - It makes me feel like
00:53:00 who's not a psychiatrist.
00:53:02 - Hmm. Why do you
00:53:04 - Because you're not a psychiatrist!
00:53:06 - I took psychology!
00:53:07 - One class
00:53:10 - Wait.
00:53:12 Maybe I need to open up to you.
00:53:14 - What?
00:53:15 - Something's going on
00:53:17 and it's driving you crazy.
00:53:19 And we're never gonna
00:53:21 unless you start sharing.
00:53:22 So, maybe I need
00:53:24 for you to feel
00:53:28 OK.
00:53:34 You know how I'm always telling you
00:53:38 under the bleachers?
00:53:41 - Yeah.
00:53:43 - Well, it didn't happen
00:53:49 I never told anybody this,
00:53:51 but what actually
00:53:54 is the worst experience
00:53:58 - I know.
00:53:59 - No, you don't know.
00:54:02 Even thinking about it now
00:54:05 I just hate it.
00:54:07 - Dave, I know what happened.
00:54:12 - Huh?
00:54:13 - Everyone knew!
00:54:15 because I didn't want
00:54:18 - What are you talking about?
00:54:19 - Come on!
00:54:21 A dog gave you a blow job.
00:54:23 Did you really think
00:54:25 - A dog gave me a blow job?
00:54:28 - You and Katie McFarland,
00:54:32 Katie passed you a note in class
00:54:36 She got you to...
00:54:38 close your eyes and...
00:54:42 And you thought
00:54:45 But then you heard laughing
00:54:48 the entire football team
00:54:50 And it wasn't Katie down there,
00:54:53 Lancelot.
00:54:56 - The Great Dane?
00:54:58 - Yeah.
00:54:59 - Was giving me a blow job?
00:55:00 - Yes!
00:55:04 I think I'd remember
00:55:08 - Oh my God!
00:55:10 You made it disappear!
00:55:11 - What?
00:55:12 - The memory of Lancelot
00:55:15 - Read my lips!
00:55:18 - Yes! Lancelot did!
00:55:21 But you can't remember,
00:55:23 - I did?
00:55:25 You hated away a memory,
00:55:27 just like we hated away
00:55:31 - Wow.
00:55:33 - Maybe that's what I need to do.
00:55:44 - What? What do you got?
00:55:46 - Uh...
00:55:47 nothing.
00:55:49 - Come on.
00:55:51 - It's embarrassing.
00:55:53 - It can't be more embarrassing
00:55:57 Can it?
00:55:58 - OK. Maybe you're right.
00:56:02 I guess there are a few things.
00:56:09 [Man]: Be a good boy
00:56:11 - Grrr...
00:56:16 - Dry your hair before you go
00:56:20 [Cooking sound]
00:56:23 Good boy!
00:56:24 - That's it!
00:56:26 Very nice!
00:56:27 - You want to look nice
00:56:30 [Children laughing]
00:56:35 - What a lovely boy!
00:56:36 Aren't you clever?
00:56:37 Don't let the bedbugs bite!
00:56:40 [Insects]
00:56:47 - Jesus!
00:56:48 Christ, man, I had no idea!
00:56:51 - Yeah.
00:56:53 I guess I've just blocked
00:56:57 - Well, it's time to get rid of it.
00:56:59 - Yes.
00:57:01 Yes, it is.
00:57:10 [Tape rewinding]
00:57:27 - How do you feel?
00:57:28 - Good.
00:57:29 - Yeah?
00:57:30 - I feel much better.
00:57:33 - Mm-hmm...
00:57:34 - Woo-hoo!
00:57:38 [Laughing]
00:57:41 - I don't think
00:57:43 - Why not?
00:57:45 - Because you're jumping
00:57:47 You're gonna hurt yourself!
00:57:49 - I'll be fine!
00:57:54 Woo!
00:57:55 - Hey!
00:58:03 [Music]
00:58:08 [Solo]
00:58:20 [Music]
00:58:31 How'd you do that?
00:58:34 - I don't know!
00:58:36 I'm not afraid anymore and
00:58:49 [Clatter]
00:59:01 - OK.
00:59:03 What do I have to do?
00:59:04 - I'm not really sure.
00:59:06 By getting rid
00:59:08 I feel more confident, stronger,
00:59:13 You've got to find something
00:59:14 that's holding you back
00:59:17 - I got it. Ready?
00:59:23 [Tape rewinding]
00:59:25 [Clatter]
00:59:36 Shit!
00:59:37 - Are you hating away
00:59:40 - Wait.
00:59:43 This is it.
00:59:46 [Tape rewinding]
00:59:58 [Clatter]
01:00:06 Ha!
01:00:07 - It kind of sounds the same.
01:00:09 - Yeah, it sucks!
01:00:10 But now, I don't care.
01:00:12 I'm no good.
01:00:15 I just hated away the fact
01:00:20 [Clatter]
01:00:33 - Yes!
01:00:34 Yes, that's it!
01:00:37 Ha!
01:00:39 Come on!
01:00:44 Come on!
01:00:46 Come on!
01:00:54 Hey!
01:00:55 - Oh, sorry.
01:00:56 - You did that on purpose!
01:00:57 - What do you mean?
01:00:59 - I was about to beat you
01:01:01 and you shut off the game!
01:01:02 - No, I didn't.
01:01:04 - Well, it was an accident.
01:01:06 - I can't believe this!
01:01:08 - Fine. You want to play again?
01:01:09 - Fine! Let's play again!
01:01:10 - Well, not if you're gonna be
01:01:31 [Snoring]
01:01:51 What is it? What's going on?
01:01:53 - If Sarah hadn't dumped you,
01:01:54 you would've moved in
01:01:56 - What?
01:01:57 - If Sarah hadn't dumped you,
01:01:59 you would've
01:02:02 - Yeah, I guess.
01:02:05 - Would you have ever come back?
01:02:08 - What?
01:02:09 - To visit. To hang out.
01:02:11 To see how I was doing.
01:02:13 - Yeah, of course.
01:02:15 - You sure?
01:02:16 - Of course I'm sure.
01:02:19 - Why are you asking
01:02:22 - No reason. Just curious.
01:02:25 I'm going to go for a run.
01:02:28 - A run?
01:02:30 - Yeah.
01:02:31 - Like running around?
01:02:33 - Yes.
01:02:34 You've never jogged
01:02:36 - I do now.
01:02:40 - You been getting rid
01:02:42 You know, changing things,
01:02:44 editing things on the inside?
01:02:49 - So?
01:02:50 - So, you should be careful.
01:02:53 It's making you weird.
01:02:58 - Whatever.
01:03:23 - Ah...
01:03:27 [television]
01:03:32 [Changing channels]
01:03:36 [TV]: I'd rather be dead
01:03:39 - Andrew?
01:03:40 [TV]: We have a pact!
01:03:46 - Andrew?
01:03:48 Andrew?
01:03:52 Andrew!
01:03:55 Andrew!
01:04:00 Andrew?
01:04:03 Andrew!
01:04:09 Oh crap!
01:04:17 You did it, didn't you?
01:04:21 You made yourself disappear!
01:04:22 I told you not to mess with that stuff,
01:04:26 You went too far!
01:04:27 You...
01:04:28 Goddamn it!
01:04:40 [Guitar]
01:04:45 See you later pal
01:04:49 Because you've gone away
01:04:53 You didn't listen to what I say
01:04:57 Gone away
01:05:01 Gone away
01:05:06 Maybe next time
01:05:09 You'll listen what I say
01:05:16 That's for you, buddy.
01:05:27 I wasn't actually sure what to do
01:05:29 since there was nothing
01:05:31 So I just put together
01:05:41 Your lucky game controller.
01:05:46 That's it, actually.
01:05:48 I couldn't think of anything else
01:05:50 so I just kind of stopped there.
01:06:02 You're a good friend.
01:06:05 A great friend.
01:06:07 I never told you that. I should've.
01:06:09 Meant to.
01:06:11 I did.
01:06:13 I think... maybe I could've
01:06:20 And there were...
01:06:23 times where maybe I...
01:06:25 kind of took advantage
01:06:29 And there were times...
01:06:31 where maybe I kind of took
01:06:35 Uh, handicap.
01:06:39 The truth is that when
01:06:43 I wasn't planning on coming back.
01:06:45 - I knew it!
01:06:47 - Andrew?
01:06:49 Is that you, buddy?
01:06:52 - You're damn right it is!
01:06:54 - Andrew?
01:06:56 You're alive!
01:07:01 What the hell is this?
01:07:04 - I'll tell you what's going on!
01:07:05 I finally clued in
01:07:07 - What? I never used you!
01:07:09 - You just said so!
01:07:10 You said you took advantage
01:07:13 You just said that!
01:07:14 - I said maybe I kind of took
01:07:17 That is totally different!
01:07:18 And I thought you were dead!
01:07:20 - I wasn't dead
01:07:22 never planning on coming back!
01:07:24 - What? No!
01:07:26 What I was going to say
01:07:28 would've been the worst mistake
01:07:30 - Oh! Give me a break!
01:07:32 - That is what I was gonna say!
01:07:34 Why am I explaining myself
01:07:36 You made me think you were dead!
01:07:38 - To see how you felt
01:07:40 - Abandoned? I was moving in
01:07:43 How long was I supposed
01:07:45 - I was letting you
01:07:47 - There's nothing free
01:07:49 - You didn't seem to mind
01:07:52 to pay for us
01:07:53 - It was my idea!
01:07:54 - Yes!
01:07:56 - I was trying to stop you
01:07:58 - Bullshit!
01:07:59 You were trying
01:08:01 because you're a weak,
01:08:03 And you've been using me
01:08:06 but mostly to make yourself seem
01:08:10 - I'd rather that than be a freak
01:08:13 - Well, that's all changed now!
01:08:22 Bastard!
01:08:48 [Thump]
01:08:51 - What was that?
01:08:52 - Your computer falling,
01:08:55 [Laughs]
01:09:03 - Oh, that's funny!
01:09:05 - Yeah, I thought so.
01:09:07 - Yeah. I'll be laughing about
01:09:10 Hey, by the way, where are you
01:09:13 - In my... You didn't!
01:09:14 - As a matter of fact, I just did.
01:09:17 - Oh, that's funny.
01:09:19 Just did.
01:09:21 - Well, if you don't have a bed,
01:09:23 I guess you won't need
01:09:24 [Crash]
01:09:26 Ouch! Sounds like your lamp broke!
01:09:28 And that...
01:09:30 That's the sound of it disappearing.
01:09:32 - I could be mistaken,
01:09:34 [crash]
01:09:36 That was the sound
01:09:38 And that? That's the sound
01:09:40 Bye-bye, books.
01:09:42 - Bye-bye, Andrew's clothes!
01:09:44 - Bye-bye, Dave's
01:09:47 - Bye-bye,
01:09:48 next to the thing
01:09:51 - And bye-bye, Dave's room!
01:09:53 [Crash]
01:09:54 - You didn't.
01:09:56 - Yes, I did.
01:10:01 - This is stupid.
01:10:03 - It doesn't matter who started it!
01:10:05 The point is,
01:10:07 isn't gonna help anything!
01:10:08 We can't both stay here.
01:10:11 It's as simple as that.
01:10:13 - So leave! This is my house!
01:10:16 - And I can make it disappear
01:10:21 - What do you propose?
01:10:22 - We settle this like gentlemen.
01:10:24 - Video-game challenge?
01:10:26 Winner keeps the house,
01:10:29 and never comes back.
01:10:30 - And no more making
01:10:32 - Yes.
01:10:33 - It's your funeral.
01:10:35 - We'll see.
01:11:01 - Grrrr...
01:11:06 - Hyah!
01:11:13 - Arrgh!
01:11:21 - Yes! That's it! That's it!
01:11:27 - No!
01:11:32 - Ha ha!
01:11:36 - Argh!
01:11:41 - Oh ho!
01:11:44 Ha ha!
01:11:53 Ha ha ha!
01:11:56 Come on! There you go!
01:11:59 Here we go.
01:12:07 No!
01:12:10 - Argh!
01:12:15 [Screaming]
01:12:28 - No!
01:12:29 - Yes!
01:12:31 - Oh! Come on!
01:12:37 No!
01:12:39 - Yes!
01:12:43 - Come on!
01:12:44 - Yeah!
01:12:45 See you later pal
01:12:49 'Cause you lost the game
01:12:53 And you're going away
01:12:56 See you later
01:13:22 [drumming]
01:13:36 [Kazoo]
01:13:38 - Congratulations.
01:13:40 You're the first person to hear
01:13:45 That's right, buddy!
01:13:46 Dave doesn't need your house,
01:13:51 A little place
01:13:53 Home of the right,
01:13:57 Home of the Dave.
01:14:00 Oh, what's the matter?
01:14:04 Wait 'til you get a load of this!
01:14:09 That's right, buddy.
01:14:11 And you know,
01:14:14 Woo-hoo? Helloooo?
01:14:18 Hello, Mr. No Flag!
01:14:20 Ooh, don't you wish you had a flag?
01:14:23 'Cause I do! Woo-hoo!
01:14:25 Woo! Ha ha!
01:14:30 Shit!
01:14:34 Fuck!
01:14:45 [Door opens]
01:14:51 Hey, buddy!
01:14:55 - Goddamn it!
01:14:58 Out!
01:14:59 Out! Get out!
01:15:02 - Wait. Just hang on a second.
01:15:03 You're only saying that
01:15:05 - Yeah. You're damn right!
01:15:07 - I'm not mad at you.
01:15:11 Because I hated it away.
01:15:15 I mean, we've been friends
01:15:17 I don't want to be mad at you.
01:15:21 I want us to have fun,
01:15:23 And I think we can.
01:15:24 I mean, I'm out there
01:15:27 And then I was like, well, fuck it!
01:15:29 We can do whatever
01:15:31 So I say fuck being mad
01:15:33 So what do you say?
01:15:35 Why don't you take whatever it is
01:15:36 that's bothering you about me
01:15:40 - Because I don't want to.
01:15:42 - What do you mean? Why not?
01:15:44 - Because this is something
01:15:47 - Why?
01:15:49 you're the type of person
01:15:53 and that's something
01:15:55 - Fuck you!
01:15:57 Shit! Now I'm mad again!
01:15:59 Wait!
01:16:02 [Tape rewinding]
01:16:08 There.
01:16:11 Come on. Come on.
01:16:12 - I...
01:16:14 Get off of me!
01:16:16 - We're OK now!
01:16:18 - No.
01:16:19 - What?
01:16:21 How many times
01:16:23 What are you,
01:16:25 - Shit!
01:16:27 And this time
01:16:30 - Fine!
01:16:31 - Abandoner.
01:16:42 No.
01:16:44 Dave, don't!
01:16:47 Don't!
01:17:02 Ah!
01:17:05 [Sproing!]
01:17:08 - Enjoy.
01:17:09 See you.
01:17:11 - You son of a bitch!
01:17:14 Don't you walk away from me!
01:17:15 - Try and stop me!
01:17:20 Oh!
01:17:23 - How's that for stopping you?
01:17:24 - Not bad.
01:17:26 But I think
01:17:29 [Gasps]
01:17:30 - Ah!
01:17:32 Oh! Oh!
01:17:35 [Chuckles]
01:17:37 All right.
01:17:39 Try this on for size.
01:17:48 Bet you want
01:17:51 Ha!
01:17:59 Ahh!
01:18:06 [Chuckles]
01:18:13 Ugh!
01:18:19 Ah!
01:18:21 Oh!
01:18:23 Ah!
01:18:27 Ha ha! Ha ha!
01:18:30 Ha ha ha!
01:18:41 [Laughing]
01:18:47 Oh!
01:18:50 [Laughing]
01:18:52 - Ooh, you look funny!
01:18:54 [Breathing heavily]
01:18:59 - Ooh!
01:19:04 - Oh!
01:19:11 Big mistake!
01:19:12 - You have no idea!
01:19:23 - What the fuck?
01:19:25 - Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
01:19:33 Argh!
01:19:34 - Ha!
01:19:37 - Argh!
01:19:39 [Both]: Oh!
01:19:45 - Argh!
01:19:48 [Dave laughing]
01:19:58 - Ah ah ah ah ah!
01:20:03 Argh!
01:20:11 - Argh!
01:20:14 - Argh!
01:20:24 - Ow!
01:20:37 - I hate you!
01:20:39 [Both]: I hate you!
01:20:40 - I hate you!
01:20:42 - I hate you!
01:20:46 - Oh! Goddamn it!
01:20:51 - Ha! Obviously, you don't hate me.
01:20:55 - Look who's talking!
01:20:58 - Oh. Yeah.
01:21:01 I could've sworn I did.
01:21:02 - Yeah, me too.
01:21:05 - I guess this means
01:21:07 we don't really hate each other.
01:21:09 [Sigh]
01:21:11 - I guess.
01:21:13 - I wish we'd thought of that before.
01:21:17 - Yeah.
01:21:26 You know what this is like?
01:21:29 - No.
01:21:30 [Snickers]
01:21:33 - Remember that time
01:21:39 - Oh man!
01:21:40 On the beach.
01:21:42 [Laughs]
01:21:43 - They buried up to our necks!
01:21:46 [Both laugh]
01:21:48 - And nobody realized
01:21:50 and we were stuck there all night.
01:21:52 [Both laugh]
01:21:56 Ow...
01:22:02 Listen...
01:22:05 I think I owe you an apology.
01:22:08 - No. You...
01:22:10 - Hear me out.
01:22:12 I think I made a mistake
01:22:18 - Well, it couldn't have been easy
01:22:23 always having to take care of me,
01:22:27 always having to do stuff for me.
01:22:29 - No!
01:22:30 You never held me back.
01:22:32 I did it to myself.
01:22:35 You, you're the best thing
01:22:43 - I feel the same way.
01:22:48 - Yeah, well...
01:22:50 - Yeah.
01:22:53 - Yeah.
01:22:57 So, what do you want to do?
01:22:59 [Laughs]
01:23:01 - I don't know!
01:23:03 A couple of smart heads like us
01:23:06 I'm sure we'll think of something.
01:23:08 [Laughs]
01:23:09 - Ooh, yeah!
01:23:12 - You wanna race?
01:23:14 - Sure!
01:23:15 - To where?
01:23:16 - Uh...
01:23:18 There.
01:23:21 - There?
01:23:24 - No.
01:23:27 There.
01:23:31 - There?
01:23:34 - Yeah.
01:23:35 - You're on!
01:23:38 [Both laugh]
01:23:44 - You know,
01:23:47 - I always felt
01:23:51 - Huh! Well, believe it or not,
01:24:04 Fate shook me away
01:24:08 And when I opened my eyes
01:24:11 Everything had changed
01:24:14 Everything I'd known
01:24:17 Had all been erased
01:24:24 When you
01:24:26 You had survived
01:24:29 I just had to tell myself
01:24:31 I was happy you were alive
01:24:34 Even the worst in you
01:24:44 The universe is fine
01:24:46 We're just fine without them
01:24:49 So let's slide
01:24:52 Live in a place
01:24:55 We wouldn't mind
01:24:57 If nothing were to change
01:25:00 'Cause we both know
01:25:03 Have everything to gain
01:25:14 Just time here
01:25:17 No complications
01:25:20 No face near
01:25:23 Our time to hesitate
01:25:27 So let's waste another day
01:25:55 The universe is fine
01:25:58 We're just fine without them
01:26:01 So let's slide
01:26:04 Live in a place
01:26:06 We wouldn't mind
01:26:09 If nothing were to change
01:26:12 'Cause we both know
01:26:15 Have everything to gain
01:26:29 D VD subtitling: CNST, Montreal
01:28:53 [snoring]
01:29:07 [Crash]
01:29:09 - What the hell was that?
01:29:11 - I don't know.
01:29:12 [Applause]
01:29:15 [Elephants stampeding]
01:29:17 [Both scream]
01:29:19 [Elephants trumpeting]
01:29:21 [Horse neighing]