Nunta muta Silent Wedding

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00:00:16 SILENT WEDDING
00:00:22 Great shape.
00:00:25 I piss at 7:00 everyday and
00:00:28 That's early...
00:00:31 At nine.
00:00:37 Hi there, Paramedia?
00:00:39 Mr Gogonea?
00:00:40 Yeah.
00:00:40 Do you know the way?
00:00:42 Not really.
00:00:43 Let's go, I'll show you.
00:00:50 I don't understand...
00:00:51 What's this Paramedia?
00:00:53 We make films
00:00:56 ...then sell them to the highest bidder.
00:01:00 Mr Cretu, also called Donald,
00:01:03 ...he's Runcu,
00:01:06 ...and Mafalda, the sound operator,
00:01:13 Gogonea.
00:01:16 Tell me Mayor...
00:01:18 ...have strange things been going on
00:01:21 First, there was that girl,
00:01:23 ...and I was called Gogonica.
00:01:26 Come on, forget that girl.
00:01:29 Tell us what's happening now.
00:01:31 Like the elections in '45?
00:01:34 Everyone voted Liberal,
00:01:40 Forget that tool.
00:01:41 We want today's paranormal stuff.
00:01:43 What's normal these days?
00:01:52 Is this the new road?
00:01:55 Turn the fucking music down!
00:01:57 Is this the new road?
00:01:59 Built with European money.
00:02:09 Mafalda, don't you feel
00:02:13 Yes, a strange need to piss.
00:02:16 My kidneys are in a total mess.
00:02:17 Any nature-friendly loos
00:02:18 Sure, everywhere!
00:02:31 Nothing more friendly than this!
00:02:35 And zero investment.
00:02:38 We're fighting the effects
00:02:41 ...and as for irrigation...
00:02:58 Will the film be broadcast
00:03:01 There'll be the local elections.
00:03:04 I'm not sure. It depends on what
00:03:18 Slow down.
00:03:26 Get a photo of that old woman.
00:03:34 Who is she? What used to be here?
00:03:38 A village. The communists destroyed it
00:03:42 Now that's being
00:03:47 ...to rebuild a village.
00:03:50 A holiday village!
00:03:58 What have we got here, mate?
00:03:59 Fresh meat.
00:04:01 Canned and past its sell-by date.
00:04:04 Hi there Marinela!
00:04:07 Boys, how do you
00:04:10 Altogether or one at a time?
00:04:12 Marinela,
00:04:14 They're from the Television.
00:04:16 Oh really? So sorry.
00:04:21 Let's have a look.
00:04:22 Come on handsome,
00:04:24 Well no, I'm not.
00:04:28 Too badl I would've taught
00:04:31 ...that few girls know
00:04:34 Marinela I
00:04:38 Cretu I
00:04:43 That's enough!
00:04:44 I charged per word at work...
00:04:47 ...and by inch at home.
00:04:52 I used to be the slut
00:04:54 Right, Gogonica?
00:04:55 Right!
00:04:56 Enough talking!
00:04:58 I like a quick chat
00:04:59 Come on, boys!
00:05:04 Who wants to be first?
00:05:09 Get your hands off me,
00:05:24 You should talk to the committee
00:05:28 What do you want to teach?
00:05:29 Religion!
00:05:42 Stop the car!
00:05:54 Mayor, tell me what
00:06:50 Lancu, your father's
00:07:58 I won't!
00:07:59 Shut your fucking mouth!
00:08:02 If it's not him, it's another.
00:08:04 If he's not bad, he's
00:08:05 I will not!
00:08:08 So, the slut's come home!
00:08:11 Leave her alone!
00:08:12 Shut up or I'll give you a good hiding!
00:08:14 You've always taken her side...
00:08:16 ...now lancu Vrabie is fucking her!
00:08:19 Are you mad?
00:08:20 Don't talk back to me!
00:08:22 To get lamp oil.
00:08:23 Where is it then?
00:08:24 They had run out.
00:08:25 Out of oil? Rubbish!
00:08:27 Let me tell you where
00:08:29 Getting laid by lancu!
00:08:31 Not even wearing underwear.
00:08:32 Dirty old man!
00:08:34 Shut up!
00:08:35 Don't touch me
00:08:44 Well, I'm off to the store...
00:08:45 ...to check they're out of oil.
00:08:48 If not, I'll make you drink some!
00:08:50 Sure! You're going to
00:08:52 Shut up, woman!
00:08:53 No, I won't!
00:08:55 Come to Daddy,
00:09:00 I made you when I was drunk...
00:09:02 ...but you're gonna get
00:09:05 The communists will get it.
00:09:07 Do you hear
00:09:08 I could strangle her!
00:09:10 Go on Dad, go get drunk...
00:09:13 ...and cheers to you and yours.
00:09:14 My little girl...
00:09:18 Daddy's beautiful
00:09:21 Lucky guy,
00:09:26 You slut!
00:09:28 Leave her alone.
00:09:29 Don't bother cooking tonight Fira...
00:09:31 ...you'll be drinking lamp oil.
00:09:33 Both of you!
00:09:36 And put that one to work...
00:09:38 ...not even fuckable.
00:09:40 God damn you, old fooll
00:09:50 Good morning, father-in-law.
00:09:53 Fine, fine.
00:09:54 Go to hell.
00:10:01 It's better in heaven...
00:10:54 - Good morning, Gogonea.
00:10:57 Gogonica, come on Sonny.
00:11:09 Hey, there's a screw loose.
00:11:12 Really, where?
00:11:13 You're the one with
00:11:18 Assholes!
00:11:40 Squadron, halt!
00:11:42 Comrades, what do we want?
00:11:44 We want peace not war!
00:11:46 Peace be with you.
00:11:52 Hi Dumb Man, how are you?
00:12:00 Hey, Uncle Vrabie!
00:12:02 What's up?
00:12:03 What have
00:12:05 We were checking the corn
00:12:09 Did Mara Aschie
00:12:15 She was indeed.
00:12:19 Why aren't you straight with her?
00:12:21 If you're already involved with her,
00:12:25 These are no times
00:12:28 Sile, what
00:12:30 I wouldn't get married
00:12:33 But then,
00:12:37 Where are you going?
00:12:39 To town,
00:12:45 Is Mom home?
00:12:47 She is...
00:12:48 ...she's praying
00:12:51 But they don't listen.
00:12:54 Come on, gee up!
00:13:00 Hi Mom.
00:13:02 Go to the store.
00:13:04 I've just been there.
00:13:05 We're out of lamp oil.
00:13:07 Isn't Dad in town buying it?
00:13:09 If we relied on
00:13:11 ...we'd die in the dark.
00:13:12 God forgive me.
00:13:14 Sile!
00:13:37 Miss Marinela, it's easy.
00:13:38 You attach a dynamo
00:13:41 ...the dynamo has two wires...
00:13:43 ...attach a light bulb
00:13:55 Ulcior, four more all round!
00:14:00 Comrade Coriolan...
00:14:03 ...the light comes from
00:14:05 When they want us to electrify,
00:14:09 You'll electrify your dick!
00:14:15 That's about it!
00:14:18 That's about it!
00:14:23 If only you'd electrify it!
00:14:35 Coriolan.
00:14:36 You don't impress me with
00:14:48 Give that to me.
00:14:49 Ulcior...
00:14:50 ...another plum brandy
00:14:54 The time has come
00:14:56 We've served you for too long.
00:14:59 Look Gogonea,
00:15:04 weren't even good
00:15:06 Good for nothings!
00:15:08 Do you think
00:15:10 ...makes you an intellectual?
00:15:12 I didn't go to school,
00:15:14 Well, I did go to school
00:15:24 Shut the fuck up. You don't know
00:15:29 I've been
00:15:37 What are you doing, you monkey?
00:15:44 Whoever wants to join the Party
00:15:47 Right away!
00:15:58 What's he saying?
00:16:00 He'd like to join the party.
00:16:08 Well, I'll show you lot!
00:16:13 Gogonica,
00:16:19 Auntie's not for you.
00:16:21 Did you like the brandy?
00:16:24 Shout
00:16:27 ...and I'll give you some more.
00:16:27 Daddy is the Russians' slave!
00:16:29 Louder!
00:16:32 Daddy is the Russians' slave!
00:16:36 That's my boy,
00:16:46 Where's the bar?
00:16:47 Over there.
00:16:50 Is the President in there?
00:16:52 I'm the President.
00:16:54 Voicu Gogonea?
00:16:55 Yes?
00:16:56 I'm Sandu Prastie...
00:16:59 ...the Regional Cultural
00:17:02 I'm with the cinema caravan.
00:17:06 On Saturday evening,
00:17:09 Stop the engine,
00:17:12 Come again?
00:17:13 Stop the engine,
00:17:15 No, it won't start again.
00:17:17 First there'll be a news bulletin...
00:17:20 ...and then we'll
00:17:23 Are there a lot of words?
00:17:25 Yes, but there's music too.
00:17:27 There's a problem.
00:17:29 There's no electricity in the village.
00:17:32 Not my problem.
00:17:34 Watch your step
00:17:36 ...for obstructing
00:17:41 Watch yourself Gorgonea,
00:18:03 Wait... Lancu...
00:18:06 ...the night has already
00:18:19 You will go wandering, Lancu...
00:18:22 ...but without your body.
00:18:25 Say what you have to say
00:18:30 What's the matter with you?
00:18:31 No, not at all,
00:18:34 Don't you see
00:18:37 You stupid man!
00:18:42 The angel of the night.
00:18:46 will steal away
00:18:48 I don't give a damn
00:18:54 Farewell, lancu!
00:19:27 Attention!
00:19:28 To hell with your attention!
00:19:30 How many have you managed
00:19:34 Careful or I'm sending you
00:19:36 People are not
00:19:38 Persuade?
00:19:40 Threaten, scare them,
00:19:44 We tried a democratic approach.
00:19:47 Democratic?
00:19:49 If you haven't brought
00:19:52 ...you're back at the factory.
00:19:55 Do you believe in it,
00:19:56 Yes, we do.
00:19:58 Do you really?
00:19:59 Yes.
00:20:00 In what?
00:20:05 In God?
00:20:07 Get out!
00:20:08 Get out,
00:20:16 What's up Vrabie?
00:20:18 Did you miss us?
00:20:20 Ulcior?
00:20:25 I thought you had died.
00:20:27 Go fuck yourself
00:20:28 Why, what's wrong?
00:20:30 No, I'm happy.
00:20:34 I'm celebrating the six month
00:20:36 ...taken by the communists.
00:20:39 I should have drunk it away
00:20:41 Drinks all round on me.
00:20:42 God bless you, Vrabie I
00:20:44 And may we drink more.
00:20:45 when they've
00:20:47 At least, I had something
00:20:51 Oh, I mustn't forget,
00:20:57 You can't drink it!
00:21:02 No, not right now.
00:21:03 Grigore wanted some, too.
00:21:05 When they bring it
00:21:11 Rotten kidl Like father,
00:21:18 Always playing the field!
00:21:29 Why is your son
00:21:33 What he did to Smaranda
00:21:37 Dumb Man, tell him
00:21:45 So what?
00:21:53 Hey, moron,
00:21:55 What?
00:22:07 You're drunk. Calm down.
00:22:22 Why don't you keep your ox
00:22:25 Why do you leave your cow
00:22:34 Good Morning!
00:22:35 Hey Dad,
00:22:38 Uncle Ulcior,
00:22:40 Lamp oil? What's it
00:22:43 Lancu, come over here.
00:22:47 Have you been drinking
00:22:49 What's it to you
00:22:53 Fucking my daughter
00:22:56 Why don't you marry her,
00:22:58 Well, I do take her
00:23:01 Tell him, don't I?
00:23:03 He does.
00:23:08 Listen to me, you punk...
00:23:10 ...don't you take me for a fool
00:23:13 Who the hell do
00:23:31 You marry heror
00:23:33 Or I'll kill her
00:23:36 I gave her life,
00:23:39 And have another one.
00:23:41 Like you did before.
00:23:48 Why don't you mind
00:23:54 Hold on!
00:23:59 Hold onl I'll marry her!
00:24:13 What did you say?
00:24:15 I'll marry Mara.
00:24:23 Do you mean that?
00:24:24 Yes, I do.
00:24:31 My in-law!
00:24:38 - My son!
00:24:42 Drunkard!
00:24:44 Midget!
00:24:46 Ok, enough,
00:24:57 Ulcior, bring on the fuel!
00:25:02 She'd better be a virgin
00:25:06 Go to hell Short-Arse!
00:25:09 We'll have
00:25:12 The Circus
00:25:13 Next Sunday, then!
00:25:15 No, next Sunday is Lent.
00:25:20 Thursday?
00:25:27 Done! We'll do it
00:25:30 Very good!
00:25:34 Wait!
00:25:37 ...it's okay for Father Razor
00:25:38 Him?
00:25:39 If I gave him a lamb
00:25:47 You're not my kind of guy.
00:25:51 Get lost, you idiot.
00:25:53 Go and tell Mara.
00:25:55 Right.
00:25:56 Come on, dad.
00:25:57 No I'm staying
00:25:58 Maybe they'll bring
00:26:07 Marinela,
00:26:11 You freak...
00:26:13 ...do you have
00:26:19 Try me. You could slot me in between
00:26:24 What two lovers?
00:26:26 The soldiers and the civilians.
00:26:30 You ugly freak!
00:26:34 Ulcior,
00:27:32 You hurt my lip,
00:28:06 Gogonica.
00:28:18 Thursday...
00:28:26 Thursday...
00:28:46 Thursday...
00:28:51 Wedding...
00:28:54 Thursday... wedding...
00:28:55 Our wedding, silly!
00:29:58 Squadron, Halt!
00:30:03 Where are the Americans?
00:30:05 They fled like rats.
00:30:07 That's it!
00:30:07 Squadron, Stand At Ease,
00:30:18 Hey, what are you doing there?
00:30:33 Squadron, Stand!
00:30:35 Straighten up!
00:30:38 Today, we are going to execute
00:30:40 What are we executing?
00:30:42 Culture!
00:30:43 Right. Sit down.
00:30:45 This is another example of how
00:30:50 Starting tomorrow...
00:30:52 I'll be waiting for you
00:31:00 It must be tough
00:31:05 No daout.
00:31:11 Hey, Carnulel
00:31:13 You've got
00:31:14 Go to Hell!
00:31:19 Comrade Sandu,
00:31:44 Glory to Comrade Stalin!
00:31:46 Glory! Glory!
00:32:30 "Dear sister-in-law
00:32:33 "I hope my letter
00:32:38 "I want you to know
00:32:40 "We, the recruits,
00:32:45 "and I don't know if
00:32:48 "With God's will
00:32:51 "Wait for me."
00:32:56 "I embrace you
00:32:59 "I, the brave soldier"
00:33:04 "What if he doesn't
00:33:08 "They say it's hard!"
00:33:10 "I haven't seen him
00:33:17 "What should I do?"
00:33:19 "Go to the city
00:33:25 The Circus is here.
00:35:04 People! Roll Up! Roll Up!
00:35:07 The Seven Wonders of the World
00:35:10 The Boa snake measures
00:35:14 ...and three from tail to head!
00:35:19 People, people come closer!
00:35:21 The Bearded Lady!
00:35:23 Sile, do you wanna see me fly?
00:35:25 Buy me some fruit cake
00:35:27 You buy it for me
00:35:38 Look at Sile!
00:35:44 He's found his
00:35:52 Would you like
00:35:54 How much is it?
00:35:55 One penny, but for you
00:36:17 Come!
00:36:33 Come!
00:36:56 The grown-ups
00:36:58 It's better for us,
00:37:02 Then why do kids
00:37:04 They're fools.
00:38:59 The Russians.
00:39:12 We pray to God Almighty.
00:39:17 Who overcame
00:39:21 And has given life to the world...
00:39:24 Lord...
00:39:25 May her soul rest in peace,
00:39:32 Where is no sorrow,
00:39:36 May she rest in peace.
00:40:47 May she rest in peace.
00:40:52 You've still got the older one.
00:41:03 Susana,
00:41:05 It was very good.
00:41:12 And how about you?
00:41:15 Are you ready?
00:41:22 Only one day left.
00:41:25 My father is going to kill
00:41:31 I hope there'll be enough booze.
00:41:35 If Father Razor stays on...
00:43:30 What's the matter?
00:43:38 Nothing.
00:43:41 Tell me!
00:43:46 Nothing!
00:44:11 You still don't want
00:44:17 It's just a mark.
00:44:31 What's wrong?
00:44:35 Nothing.
00:46:01 Professor,
00:46:03 You'll damage the decor!
00:46:04 Angels are advised to leave
00:46:11 So, Professor, how would
00:46:14 You look better naked!
00:46:18 Silence, silence!
00:46:20 Dear assembled, may I invite you...
00:46:23 ...to go through to
00:46:27 The wedding is starting!
00:46:29 Gypsy man, you son of a bitch,
00:47:44 My in-law, godfather,
00:47:56 What's going on Gogonea?
00:48:00 Good day, Comrades.
00:48:03 Fuck off!
00:48:07 This is comrade Pastaie Dumitru,
00:48:12 The gentleman
00:48:15 Biz...
00:48:17 Bezimienyi.
00:48:18 Right.
00:48:20 Political Officer
00:48:22 Representative
00:48:24 Gogonea...
00:48:25 ...if you came to show us
00:48:28 ...we knew already!
00:48:29 If you want to drink
00:48:31 ...since you're also
00:48:32 ...bring your friends
00:48:35 Perhaps you are unaware,
00:48:43 ...losif Vissarionovich Stalin...
00:48:47 ...passed away last night.
00:48:56 God bless him!
00:49:10 The Great Council has declared
00:49:14 Therefore, apart from
00:49:18 ...all popular events
00:49:23 The national flag
00:49:26 It shall be what?
00:49:27 At half past...
00:49:36 Those who do not
00:49:38 ...will be charged with high treason.
00:49:45 Gogonea...
00:49:49 Comrade... I forgot...
00:49:52 Pastaie.
00:49:52 Please help us!
00:49:56 There are relatives
00:49:59 This is a wedding!
00:50:01 There is meat.
00:50:03 We sacrificed four pigs,
00:50:05 Meat in aspic, stuffed cabbages...
00:50:07 Everything will be rotten
00:50:38 No exception!
00:50:41 Any manifestation that could distract
00:50:45 ...from the gratitude owed to the Father
00:50:50 No laughing...
00:50:52 ...no football matches...
00:50:55 ...no weddings...
00:50:58 ...no funerals.
00:51:00 Did you hear that?
00:51:03 What do you mean
00:51:05 Comrade Stalin
00:51:53 You have one hour to
00:55:57 Best wishes!
00:55:58 Best wishes to you!
00:56:04 Best wishes to you!
01:06:44 Breast kisses to chew!
01:06:52 Breast kisses to chew!
01:06:59 Smell fishes fuck you!
01:07:01 It's mis-shapen too!
01:07:03 It's mis-shapen too!
01:07:05 Thanks and
01:07:07 Thanks and
01:07:10 That end's the shame
01:07:12 That end I'll take
01:07:14 That and I'll fake it for you!
01:07:17 Flat out and fucking her too!
01:07:19 Flat out and fucking her too!
01:07:22 Far out and licking
01:10:37 Fair play and
01:13:48 Squadron, Halt!
01:13:49 What is great and powerful?
01:13:54 The Working Class!
01:13:56 This is a wedding,
01:14:00 See if there's
01:14:02 See if there's
01:14:05 Get them all.
01:14:08 Hurry up, we're leaving!
01:14:14 Come on! Faster!
01:14:16 We're leaving!
01:14:16 Freeze!
01:14:29 See if there's anyone left.
01:14:30 Get them all!
01:14:31 We're leaving!
01:16:22 My father was shot
01:16:26 And so, I was the only man left
01:16:37 Are we ready?
01:16:43 Paramedia. Silent Wedding,
01:16:45 As usual...
01:16:47 ...we find ourselves
01:16:51 Cut!
01:16:54 Again!
01:16:59 It's filming!
01:17:01 Ladies and gentlemen.
01:17:02 As usual, we find ourselves
01:17:06 There was a village
01:17:10 ...it was swept off
01:17:12 This factory was built
01:17:14 But it's not the factory
01:17:16 We want to uncover
01:17:18 ...the disappearance of this village.
01:17:21 We've come here to meet
01:17:25 A woman, a lady.
01:17:25 We would like to ask you
01:17:29 We would like to ask you
01:17:31 I can't hear you, son!
01:17:35 We'd like to get some information.
01:17:38 What else can you take from us?
01:17:46 Some information about...
01:17:49 Cut.
01:17:50 No, don't.
01:17:52 We'd like some information