Nunta muta Silent Wedding
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SILENT WEDDING |
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Great shape. |
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I piss at 7:00 everyday and |
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That's early... |
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At nine. |
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Hi there, Paramedia? |
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Mr Gogonea? |
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Yeah. |
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Do you know the way? |
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Not really. |
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Let's go, I'll show you. |
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I don't understand... |
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What's this Paramedia? |
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We make films |
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...then sell them to the highest bidder. |
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Mr Cretu, also called Donald, |
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...he's Runcu, |
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...and Mafalda, the sound operator, |
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Gogonea. |
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Tell me Mayor... |
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...have strange things been going on |
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First, there was that girl, |
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...and I was called Gogonica. |
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Come on, forget that girl. |
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Tell us what's happening now. |
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Like the elections in '45? |
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Everyone voted Liberal, |
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Forget that tool. |
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We want today's paranormal stuff. |
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What's normal these days? |
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Is this the new road? |
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Turn the fucking music down! |
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Is this the new road? |
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Built with European money. |
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Mafalda, don't you feel |
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Yes, a strange need to piss. |
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My kidneys are in a total mess. |
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Any nature-friendly loos |
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Sure, everywhere! |
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Nothing more friendly than this! |
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And zero investment. |
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We're fighting the effects |
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...and as for irrigation... |
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Will the film be broadcast |
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There'll be the local elections. |
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I'm not sure. It depends on what |
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Slow down. |
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Get a photo of that old woman. |
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Who is she? What used to be here? |
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A village. The communists destroyed it |
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Now that's being |
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...to rebuild a village. |
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A holiday village! |
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What have we got here, mate? |
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Fresh meat. |
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Canned and past its sell-by date. |
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Hi there Marinela! |
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Boys, how do you |
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Altogether or one at a time? |
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Marinela, |
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They're from the Television. |
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Oh really? So sorry. |
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Let's have a look. |
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Come on handsome, |
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Well no, I'm not. |
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Too badl I would've taught |
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...that few girls know |
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Marinela I |
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Cretu I |
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That's enough! |
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I charged per word at work... |
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...and by inch at home. |
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I used to be the slut |
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Right, Gogonica? |
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Right! |
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Enough talking! |
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I like a quick chat |
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Come on, boys! |
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Who wants to be first? |
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Get your hands off me, |
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You should talk to the committee |
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What do you want to teach? |
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Religion! |
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Stop the car! |
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Mayor, tell me what |
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Lancu, your father's |
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I won't! |
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Shut your fucking mouth! |
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If it's not him, it's another. |
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If he's not bad, he's |
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I will not! |
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So, the slut's come home! |
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Leave her alone! |
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Shut up or I'll give you a good hiding! |
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You've always taken her side... |
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...now lancu Vrabie is fucking her! |
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Are you mad? |
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Don't talk back to me! |
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To get lamp oil. |
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Where is it then? |
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They had run out. |
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Out of oil? Rubbish! |
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Let me tell you where |
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Getting laid by lancu! |
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Not even wearing underwear. |
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Dirty old man! |
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Shut up! |
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Don't touch me |
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Well, I'm off to the store... |
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...to check they're out of oil. |
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If not, I'll make you drink some! |
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Sure! You're going to |
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Shut up, woman! |
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No, I won't! |
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Come to Daddy, |
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I made you when I was drunk... |
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...but you're gonna get |
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The communists will get it. |
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Do you hear |
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I could strangle her! |
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Go on Dad, go get drunk... |
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...and cheers to you and yours. |
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My little girl... |
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Daddy's beautiful |
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Lucky guy, |
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You slut! |
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Leave her alone. |
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Don't bother cooking tonight Fira... |
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...you'll be drinking lamp oil. |
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Both of you! |
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And put that one to work... |
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...not even fuckable. |
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God damn you, old fooll |
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Good morning, father-in-law. |
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Fine, fine. |
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Go to hell. |
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It's better in heaven... |
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- Good morning, Gogonea. |
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Gogonica, come on Sonny. |
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Hey, there's a screw loose. |
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Really, where? |
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You're the one with |
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Assholes! |
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Squadron, halt! |
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Comrades, what do we want? |
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We want peace not war! |
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Peace be with you. |
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Hi Dumb Man, how are you? |
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Hey, Uncle Vrabie! |
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What's up? |
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What have |
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We were checking the corn |
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Did Mara Aschie |
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She was indeed. |
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Why aren't you straight with her? |
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If you're already involved with her, |
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These are no times |
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Sile, what |
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I wouldn't get married |
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But then, |
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Where are you going? |
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To town, |
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Is Mom home? |
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She is... |
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...she's praying |
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But they don't listen. |
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Come on, gee up! |
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Hi Mom. |
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Go to the store. |
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I've just been there. |
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We're out of lamp oil. |
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Isn't Dad in town buying it? |
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If we relied on |
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...we'd die in the dark. |
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God forgive me. |
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Sile! |
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Miss Marinela, it's easy. |
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You attach a dynamo |
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...the dynamo has two wires... |
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...attach a light bulb |
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Ulcior, four more all round! |
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Comrade Coriolan... |
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...the light comes from |
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When they want us to electrify, |
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You'll electrify your dick! |
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That's about it! |
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That's about it! |
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If only you'd electrify it! |
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Coriolan. |
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You don't impress me with |
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Give that to me. |
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Ulcior... |
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...another plum brandy |
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The time has come |
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We've served you for too long. |
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Look Gogonea, |
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weren't even good |
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Good for nothings! |
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Do you think |
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...makes you an intellectual? |
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I didn't go to school, |
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Well, I did go to school |
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Shut the fuck up. You don't know |
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I've been |
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What are you doing, you monkey? |
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Whoever wants to join the Party |
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Right away! |
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What's he saying? |
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He'd like to join the party. |
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Well, I'll show you lot! |
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Gogonica, |
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Auntie's not for you. |
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Did you like the brandy? |
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Shout |
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...and I'll give you some more. |
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Daddy is the Russians' slave! |
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Louder! |
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Daddy is the Russians' slave! |
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That's my boy, |
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Where's the bar? |
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Over there. |
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Is the President in there? |
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I'm the President. |
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Voicu Gogonea? |
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Yes? |
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I'm Sandu Prastie... |
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...the Regional Cultural |
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I'm with the cinema caravan. |
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On Saturday evening, |
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Stop the engine, |
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Come again? |
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Stop the engine, |
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No, it won't start again. |
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First there'll be a news bulletin... |
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...and then we'll |
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Are there a lot of words? |
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Yes, but there's music too. |
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There's a problem. |
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There's no electricity in the village. |
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Not my problem. |
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Watch your step |
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...for obstructing |
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Watch yourself Gorgonea, |
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Wait... Lancu... |
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...the night has already |
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You will go wandering, Lancu... |
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...but without your body. |
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Say what you have to say |
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What's the matter with you? |
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No, not at all, |
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Don't you see |
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You stupid man! |
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The angel of the night. |
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will steal away |
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I don't give a damn |
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Farewell, lancu! |
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Attention! |
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To hell with your attention! |
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How many have you managed |
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Careful or I'm sending you |
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People are not |
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Persuade? |
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Threaten, scare them, |
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We tried a democratic approach. |
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Democratic? |
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If you haven't brought |
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...you're back at the factory. |
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Do you believe in it, |
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Yes, we do. |
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Do you really? |
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Yes. |
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In what? |
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In God? |
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Get out! |
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Get out, |
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What's up Vrabie? |
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Did you miss us? |
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Ulcior? |
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I thought you had died. |
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Go fuck yourself |
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Why, what's wrong? |
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No, I'm happy. |
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I'm celebrating the six month |
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...taken by the communists. |
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I should have drunk it away |
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Drinks all round on me. |
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God bless you, Vrabie I |
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And may we drink more. |
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when they've |
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At least, I had something |
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Oh, I mustn't forget, |
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You can't drink it! |
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No, not right now. |
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Grigore wanted some, too. |
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When they bring it |
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Rotten kidl Like father, |
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Always playing the field! |
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Why is your son |
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What he did to Smaranda |
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Dumb Man, tell him |
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So what? |
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Hey, moron, |
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What? |
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You're drunk. Calm down. |
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Why don't you keep your ox |
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Why do you leave your cow |
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Good Morning! |
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Hey Dad, |
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Uncle Ulcior, |
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Lamp oil? What's it |
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Lancu, come over here. |
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Have you been drinking |
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What's it to you |
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Fucking my daughter |
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Why don't you marry her, |
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Well, I do take her |
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Tell him, don't I? |
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He does. |
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Listen to me, you punk... |
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...don't you take me for a fool |
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Who the hell do |
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You marry heror |
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Or I'll kill her |
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I gave her life, |
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And have another one. |
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Like you did before. |
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Why don't you mind |
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Hold on! |
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Hold onl I'll marry her! |
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What did you say? |
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I'll marry Mara. |
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Do you mean that? |
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Yes, I do. |
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My in-law! |
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- My son! |
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Drunkard! |
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Midget! |
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Ok, enough, |
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Ulcior, bring on the fuel! |
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She'd better be a virgin |
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Go to hell Short-Arse! |
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We'll have |
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The Circus |
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Next Sunday, then! |
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No, next Sunday is Lent. |
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Thursday? |
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Done! We'll do it |
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Very good! |
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Wait! |
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...it's okay for Father Razor |
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Him? |
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If I gave him a lamb |
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You're not my kind of guy. |
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Get lost, you idiot. |
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Go and tell Mara. |
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Right. |
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Come on, dad. |
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No I'm staying |
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Maybe they'll bring |
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Marinela, |
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You freak... |
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...do you have |
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Try me. You could slot me in between |
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What two lovers? |
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The soldiers and the civilians. |
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You ugly freak! |
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Ulcior, |
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You hurt my lip, |
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Gogonica. |
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Thursday... |
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Thursday... |
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Thursday... |
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Wedding... |
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Thursday... wedding... |
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Our wedding, silly! |
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Squadron, Halt! |
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Where are the Americans? |
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They fled like rats. |
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That's it! |
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Squadron, Stand At Ease, |
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Hey, what are you doing there? |
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Squadron, Stand! |
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Straighten up! |
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Today, we are going to execute |
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What are we executing? |
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Culture! |
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Right. Sit down. |
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This is another example of how |
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Starting tomorrow... |
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I'll be waiting for you |
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It must be tough |
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No daout. |
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Hey, Carnulel |
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You've got |
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Go to Hell! |
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Comrade Sandu, |
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Glory to Comrade Stalin! |
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Glory! Glory! |
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"Dear sister-in-law |
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"I hope my letter |
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"I want you to know |
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"We, the recruits, |
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"and I don't know if |
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"With God's will |
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"Wait for me." |
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"I embrace you |
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"I, the brave soldier" |
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"What if he doesn't |
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"They say it's hard!" |
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"I haven't seen him |
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"What should I do?" |
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"Go to the city |
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The Circus is here. |
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People! Roll Up! Roll Up! |
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The Seven Wonders of the World |
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The Boa snake measures |
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...and three from tail to head! |
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People, people come closer! |
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The Bearded Lady! |
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Sile, do you wanna see me fly? |
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Buy me some fruit cake |
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You buy it for me |
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Look at Sile! |
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He's found his |
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Would you like |
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How much is it? |
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One penny, but for you |
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Come! |
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Come! |
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The grown-ups |
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It's better for us, |
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Then why do kids |
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They're fools. |
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The Russians. |
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We pray to God Almighty. |
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Who overcame |
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And has given life to the world... |
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Lord... |
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May her soul rest in peace, |
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Where is no sorrow, |
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May she rest in peace. |
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May she rest in peace. |
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You've still got the older one. |
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Susana, |
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It was very good. |
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And how about you? |
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Are you ready? |
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Only one day left. |
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My father is going to kill |
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I hope there'll be enough booze. |
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If Father Razor stays on... |
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What's the matter? |
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Nothing. |
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Tell me! |
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Nothing! |
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You still don't want |
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It's just a mark. |
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What's wrong? |
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Nothing. |
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Professor, |
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You'll damage the decor! |
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Angels are advised to leave |
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So, Professor, how would |
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You look better naked! |
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Silence, silence! |
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Dear assembled, may I invite you... |
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...to go through to |
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The wedding is starting! |
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Gypsy man, you son of a bitch, |
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My in-law, godfather, |
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What's going on Gogonea? |
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Good day, Comrades. |
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Fuck off! |
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This is comrade Pastaie Dumitru, |
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The gentleman |
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Biz... |
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Bezimienyi. |
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Right. |
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Political Officer |
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Representative |
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Gogonea... |
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...if you came to show us |
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...we knew already! |
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If you want to drink |
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...since you're also |
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...bring your friends |
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Perhaps you are unaware, |
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...losif Vissarionovich Stalin... |
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...passed away last night. |
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God bless him! |
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The Great Council has declared |
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Therefore, apart from |
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...all popular events |
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The national flag |
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It shall be what? |
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At half past... |
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Those who do not |
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...will be charged with high treason. |
00:49:45 |
Gogonea... |
00:49:49 |
Comrade... I forgot... |
00:49:52 |
Pastaie. |
00:49:52 |
Please help us! |
00:49:56 |
There are relatives |
00:49:59 |
This is a wedding! |
00:50:01 |
There is meat. |
00:50:03 |
We sacrificed four pigs, |
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Meat in aspic, stuffed cabbages... |
00:50:07 |
Everything will be rotten |
00:50:38 |
No exception! |
00:50:41 |
Any manifestation that could distract |
00:50:45 |
...from the gratitude owed to the Father |
00:50:50 |
No laughing... |
00:50:52 |
...no football matches... |
00:50:55 |
...no weddings... |
00:50:58 |
...no funerals. |
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Did you hear that? |
00:51:03 |
What do you mean |
00:51:05 |
Comrade Stalin |
00:51:53 |
You have one hour to |
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Best wishes! |
00:55:58 |
Best wishes to you! |
00:56:04 |
Best wishes to you! |
01:06:44 |
Breast kisses to chew! |
01:06:52 |
Breast kisses to chew! |
01:06:59 |
Smell fishes fuck you! |
01:07:01 |
It's mis-shapen too! |
01:07:03 |
It's mis-shapen too! |
01:07:05 |
Thanks and |
01:07:07 |
Thanks and |
01:07:10 |
That end's the shame |
01:07:12 |
That end I'll take |
01:07:14 |
That and I'll fake it for you! |
01:07:17 |
Flat out and fucking her too! |
01:07:19 |
Flat out and fucking her too! |
01:07:22 |
Far out and licking |
01:10:37 |
Fair play and |
01:13:48 |
Squadron, Halt! |
01:13:49 |
What is great and powerful? |
01:13:54 |
The Working Class! |
01:13:56 |
This is a wedding, |
01:14:00 |
See if there's |
01:14:02 |
See if there's |
01:14:05 |
Get them all. |
01:14:08 |
Hurry up, we're leaving! |
01:14:14 |
Come on! Faster! |
01:14:16 |
We're leaving! |
01:14:16 |
Freeze! |
01:14:29 |
See if there's anyone left. |
01:14:30 |
Get them all! |
01:14:31 |
We're leaving! |
01:16:22 |
My father was shot |
01:16:26 |
And so, I was the only man left |
01:16:37 |
Are we ready? |
01:16:43 |
Paramedia. Silent Wedding, |
01:16:45 |
As usual... |
01:16:47 |
...we find ourselves |
01:16:51 |
Cut! |
01:16:54 |
Again! |
01:16:59 |
It's filming! |
01:17:01 |
Ladies and gentlemen. |
01:17:02 |
As usual, we find ourselves |
01:17:06 |
There was a village |
01:17:10 |
...it was swept off |
01:17:12 |
This factory was built |
01:17:14 |
But it's not the factory |
01:17:16 |
We want to uncover |
01:17:18 |
...the disappearance of this village. |
01:17:21 |
We've come here to meet |
01:17:25 |
A woman, a lady. |
01:17:25 |
We would like to ask you |
01:17:29 |
We would like to ask you |
01:17:31 |
I can't hear you, son! |
01:17:35 |
We'd like to get some information. |
01:17:38 |
What else can you take from us? |
01:17:46 |
Some information about... |
01:17:49 |
Cut. |
01:17:50 |
No, don't. |
01:17:52 |
We'd like some information |