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00:02:58 Hey!
00:03:14 Hey!
00:03:24 Touch it, slut.
00:03:29 See my dick!
00:03:32 Guess what happened today, guys.
00:03:35 Can any of you guess?
00:03:37 The Yuens fucked up big time.
00:03:41 like they're supposed to, they let a god damned
00:03:44 to around 15 people.
00:03:47 You fucked up big.
00:03:51 Now apologize to him.
00:03:54 Now you say that like you mean it.
00:03:58 That sounded like they're laughing on it.
00:04:04 Hey guys, you want this?
00:04:08 I want to see a lot more and I want to see it now.
00:04:11 Get the fuck out of my face.
00:04:16 Thank you, man. That was great.
00:04:20 I'm standing here at the Forest Ridge Mall ...
00:04:22 where earlier today a man exposed himself to
00:04:26 I am here with Ronnie Barnhardt,
00:04:29 No. Cut! You fucked up.
00:04:34 Well, Officer Barnhardt ...
00:04:37 Right, is there any information
00:04:40 So we just keep going, even
00:04:43 Okay ,...
00:05:10 Okay, how do I ah steer you,
00:05:15 She was like, 'Oh, yeah, I don't want a moisturizer...aaaa'
00:05:27 Oh shit...Oh shit...
00:05:31 What were you guys talking about?
00:05:36 So Ronnie, what is it you stopped by for?
00:05:43 we had a pervert sexually assaults
00:05:47 Oh really? A pervert?
00:05:49 Yeah. So you know I just thought, to tell you,
00:05:53 ...watching your comings and your goings.
00:05:55 Do you think we are gonna be safe?
00:06:01 Bruce wants to know if we will be safe.
00:06:03 I actually gotta warn the pervert,
00:06:06 Look at me, I'm Bruce.
00:06:08 Look, is the pervert gonna get me?
00:06:11 I'm just fucking with you Bruce.
00:06:16 Yeah well everyone thinks they're fine, until someone
00:06:20 Well okay, I guess it's probably time to ...ck...ck...ck
00:06:26 Well, okay I see you guys. You just...
00:06:33 What? Okay. I thought I heard you.
00:06:44 So Ronnie, you talked with Mark
00:06:48 Oh, yeah, we should be good soon.
00:06:53 The S50 just came out.
00:06:55 Semi Auto
00:06:58 33 inches long. It would be perfect
00:07:05 The new model, 1216,
00:07:09 Wait, wait, wait it holds 20 rounds?
00:07:13 No, 20.
00:07:15 Yes, I'm confirming it was 20. That's confirming. Yes.
00:07:22 Well guys, we got tazers,
00:07:26 It's not bad, I guess it will have to do for a while.
00:07:28 Yeah, still, it would be so much cooler
00:07:32 Guns work best.
00:07:50 I uh, I'd like to deliver a personal message
00:07:55 You show up again
00:08:00 I will murder you.
00:08:04 Well, no comment ...
00:08:06 No comment was made as to identity of the assailant...
00:08:09 I use mace and tazers and...
00:08:14 Ronnie, I'm so proud of you.
00:08:19 You really think I did good?
00:08:21 Your system ...
00:08:23 You're just screwed up, you're great.
00:08:28 You're just screwing with me.
00:08:32 You did good.
00:08:46 You know, Mom ...
00:08:49 I got a confession to make.
00:08:52 It sounds bad,
00:08:56 A part of me thinks this disgusting pervert
00:09:01 And this is a real case, this is my chance
00:09:05 I swear on my soul,
00:09:09 I'm gonna get him.
00:09:16 I'm tired.
00:09:36 Goodnight, Mom.
00:09:55 Ronnie Barnhardt, head of
00:09:58 I saw your sign,
00:10:01 Let me just get that for you.
00:10:09 Thank you very much.
00:10:14 So...you do your work here?
00:10:17 ...legwork in here.
00:10:20 I had to get an ankle surgery.
00:10:23 I have a protein defficiency.
00:10:27 Keep your traffic area clear.
00:10:34 I disagree with his methods,
00:10:37 Is there really a pervert here?
00:10:40 That's scary.
00:10:43 It's actually kinda my job to put myself
00:10:47 such as yourself, who are you know crippled and the leg and whatnot ...
00:10:53 I do it so other people can
00:10:56 meanwhile I'm up all night fighting demons.
00:10:59 Ha ha, just screaming bloody murder.
00:11:02 night terrors, finding myself miles away
00:11:07 and no idea how I got there.
00:11:08 But pound for pound, I'd say there not one human being at this mall,
00:11:14 I'll be seeing you around, getting more of this.
00:11:19 I will be here.
00:11:21 Stay safe then.
00:11:52 Touch daddy's dick.
00:11:55 It was horrible.
00:11:58 It just keeps playing
00:12:01 And I can't press stop.
00:12:05 It is on repeat.
00:12:09 Physically yes.
00:12:12 Psychologically no!
00:12:17 Brandi!
00:12:19 Perimeter!
00:12:21 Jesus Christ, I came as soon as I heard.
00:12:25 Everybody should've been protecting you.
00:12:29 Ronnie, can you do me a favor and
00:12:32 So that the police can talk to her privately.
00:12:35 I obviously can't walk.
00:12:39 Okay. Of course you are.
00:12:41 You don't have to walk.
00:12:50 Oh, my back!
00:13:11 Detective. Detective, can you give us a statement
00:13:16 No comment.
00:13:18 Just stay with me, Brandi,
00:13:22 I know it was horrible,
00:13:26 I uh, the secretary told me to come in.
00:13:30 Mark Peoples, I'm the manager of this mall.
00:13:31 This is Brandi, she's the one who saw his penis.
00:13:36 I'm pretty shaken up.
00:13:40 I am here to tell you that we're gonna work together
00:13:46 Okay.
00:13:49 Head of mall security.
00:13:50 Chief inspector this is my lieutenant Dennis.
00:13:56 Did you get a look of the guy?
00:13:58 Do you remember anything specific?
00:14:02 color of the hair?
00:14:05 Tall.
00:14:08 chubby and blonde.
00:14:12 and ugly. Ugly blonde.
00:14:14 You know what, I think this is good enough for now.
00:14:19 I'm gonna go talk to the other ladies,
00:14:22 Ha!
00:14:23 Forgive me for saying, but you just sound so much like a cop,
00:14:28 What I want to know
00:14:32 It's clear to me she's being targetted here.
00:14:34 Why are you saying that? What gives you that impression?
00:14:39 B: It is clear that this pervert
00:14:44 Who plans to come back here and finish
00:14:49 Oh my god! Is that gonna happen?
00:14:52 No, that's not gonna happen.
00:14:56 No, no it's not...
00:14:59 You will die.
00:15:02 I will give you my card here,
00:15:05 Then we're coming to the station,
00:15:08 Don't worry, okay?
00:15:11 Your hair is all messy.
00:15:13 Talk to you soon.
00:15:16 Thanks, Detective.
00:15:21 Yeah, we all feel a lot better. Thanks a lot.
00:15:24 Alright. Have a nice day.
00:15:28 One question, what the fuck was that, Mark?
00:15:32 You're gonna let some fucking hot shot, punk
00:15:37 I just want this all thing to be over as soon as possible, okay?
00:15:40 I feel a little bit goddamn under-appreciated around here, you sellout!
00:15:45 Okay.
00:15:49 Not his!
00:15:53 Okay folks, everybody listen okay. Ronnie has
00:15:57 it's been a tough day for him, it's been tough for
00:16:02 Thank you, Dennis.
00:16:04 Listen, you are all under strict orders,
00:16:11 to bring down this pervert.
00:16:14 but most importantly,
00:16:19 Okay, forget the police.
00:16:23 Okay. You know I have to go back to work soon cause I'm,
00:16:28 He's not even officially on the team yet,
00:16:32 Here, this is how it's gonna break down.
00:16:37 You're my right hand man.
00:16:41 But I didn't wanted extra pressure
00:16:45 You're welcome.
00:16:47 Yuens, you are my infantry,
00:16:51 If one of you dies,
00:16:54 Awesome.
00:17:00 Are we gonna get paid extra for this,
00:17:05 ...that we get nothing extra.
00:17:08 How much were they paid
00:17:10 How much was King Arthur getting paid
00:17:13 How much were they getting paid
00:17:15 Nothing.
00:17:17 They did it because they knew it
00:17:21 Okay, you Charles.
00:17:27 I just, I'm not sure if I can ...
00:17:29 I'm not scared, it's just that ...
00:17:32 Ssshhh! Use my strength.
00:17:38 On three. One, two, three.
00:18:53 Fuck!
00:18:55 Guys, hold this in evidence.
00:19:00 I'm Detective Harrison of the Conway police,
00:19:05 Have you noticed anything suspicious going on around here?
00:19:08 Someone who might have been hanging around the place,
00:19:11 or what we call casing the place?
00:19:14 What about co-workers? Any disgruntled employees?
00:19:20 Not more than usual.
00:19:23 Alright, well. Good. Thank you.
00:19:27 Ronnie Barnhardt, head of mall security.
00:19:30 No, no, I need you to wait down in the hallway.
00:19:33 Detective Harrison here seems to be to blinded by
00:19:36 Who robbed this shoe store?
00:19:40 That's okay. Sarah, thank you
00:19:45 Que pasa, Ramon?
00:19:49 ***
00:19:51 Como?
00:19:53 ***
00:19:59 I see.
00:20:01 This guy fucking did it.
00:20:03 What did he say?
00:20:05 I don't know, I don't speak Spanish, but
00:20:07 It's reflection, it's the tone of his voice, it's...
00:20:12 ***
00:20:16 I know who did it.
00:20:19 Big time.
00:20:21 Check it out.
00:20:24 You know what those are?
00:20:26 You know you take a bubble bath, and cover
00:20:30 Excuse me, I'm Detective
00:20:33 Oh shit! Yeah, I wasn't
00:20:36 Someone has robbed the shoe store last night,
00:20:41 Alright you need to get the fuck out of here. Scoot, scoot.
00:20:44 Maybe someone who looked like they were casing the place?
00:20:49 What's up, Saddam?
00:20:51 I want you to face the fucking music is what I want!
00:20:54 So why don't you take this opportunity to back the fuck up.
00:20:58 You're taking my case, Harrison.
00:21:01 You've got a restraining order?
00:21:04 Just look, just fucking look at him,
00:21:06 That's racist, man.
00:21:10 Oh just like I fit the profile of the pervert?
00:21:13 My dick is brown, you dumb motherfucker!
00:21:15 Let's go...
00:21:19 Last week, he comes here and tells me he discovered my plot
00:21:23 Why the fuck would I blow up the Chicken fillet?
00:21:25 Come on, come on, let's go.
00:21:29 But before I will tell you,
00:21:31 so you should know that I know
00:21:35 Fuck you, Ronnie.
00:21:45 Fuck you, Sadam Hussein of Iraq.
00:21:47 Fuck you.
00:22:17 So? You find anything?
00:22:19 I found out quite a bit, actually.
00:22:22 Like what?
00:22:25 put up a list of suspects, and I think the answer
00:22:30 We didn't find anything.
00:22:31 I have also found out that ...
00:22:34 Detective Harrison over here,
00:22:37 ...he makes himself out to be.
00:22:42 ...not really enough room for
00:22:44 You're not a cook.
00:22:46 And I'm a servant of justice.
00:22:49 Hot plates of justice.
00:22:53 All the day I'm listening to your bullshit!
00:22:58 You'e fucking my investigation
00:23:01 Now I gotta come back to this shithole ...
00:23:03 to interview the people
00:23:07 I hate you! I hate you so much!
00:23:11 You're useless,
00:23:14 You might think you're a real cop,
00:23:16 You know why? Because
00:23:34 Use your inside voice, you know?
00:23:37 He can't hear.
00:23:58 Is there a recruitment office?
00:24:04 How can I help you?
00:24:06 I was actually looking into requirements of what exactly does it take
00:24:11 Are you interested in joining
00:24:14 I was kinda curious mostly, why?
00:24:18 There are several tests to complete in order to be eligible for police academy.
00:24:23 Physical evaluation.
00:24:24 Psychological tests.
00:24:26 And a background check.
00:24:27 Now when someone is interested in a police work
00:24:31 A "Ride-along"?
00:24:33 That's where you actually ride along a real
00:24:36 Ask a question, get an answer.
00:24:39 Thank you for your time, sir.
00:24:41 I can give you the forms to take home,
00:24:52 Okay.
00:24:56 Well, I don't know, mmmm, errr....
00:25:01 Perfect.
00:25:31 Good morning, Nell.
00:25:34 Cream and sugar, right?
00:25:40 I don't mean to insult you in any way, did
00:25:45 Um, no, the same as always.
00:25:47 Do you want me to make you a new one?
00:25:51 Just a little different, I guess.
00:25:53 Funny, it feels weird, I filled out all those police application
00:25:57 They probably just stood me up a bit, you know.
00:26:01 Did I say that out loud?
00:26:03 Totally slipped out, don't tell anyone,
00:26:07 I won't.
00:26:09 But I think you should know that
00:26:13 So many people do that.
00:26:15 And I think you should keep doing it,
00:26:17 Who's laughing at me?
00:26:20 If anyone is getting fun out of other idiots,
00:26:23 noone laughs at me.
00:26:24 I'm trying to fulfill my destiny,
00:26:28 Sorry about that, alright.
00:26:32 Put your 'sorries' in a sack, and give it
00:26:35 Not me.
00:26:38 I see you later, Nell.
00:26:49 I see you guys later.
00:27:00 Hello, Detective Harrison.
00:27:04 You scared me the shit out of me, Ronnie.
00:27:07 What the fuck are you doing here?
00:27:11 You're my 'Ride-Along", you know
00:27:13 your coming to the mall,
00:27:16 it's only fair if I do the same to you.
00:27:21 No, can't do. Every citizen
00:27:24 and I am well within my rights plus I'm taking the liberty
00:27:29 Here's the part where I tell you
00:27:32 And the only thing you're left to say
00:27:38 You wanna see what I do?
00:27:41 I'll show you.
00:28:05 See that corner there, Ronnie?
00:28:08 That corner used to be the worst corner in the city.
00:28:12 Nicknamed the 'Cross Roads'.
00:28:16 Yeah, for sure you have.
00:28:18 Myself and the other officers we've worked
00:28:23 That hasn't been easy.
00:28:28 Totally understand.
00:28:30 I'm sure you do.
00:28:36 How about you do it tonight.
00:28:39 You know what, I think we've got on
00:28:43 This is my way of making it up to you.
00:28:49 Um, this...I'm touched.
00:28:52 That's, that's really, really nice of you.
00:28:56 Sir, I won't let you down.
00:28:58 I'm ready, I'll get to it.
00:29:16 Hey, where are you going?
00:29:18 Hey, Harrison!
00:29:28 Okay, okay.
00:29:36 What the fuck am I doing...
00:29:41 Alright, kids. No harsh play.
00:29:45 Hey playa, are you looking for that crack?
00:29:48 Am I looking for that crack?
00:29:50 As in crack cocaine?
00:29:52 You just offered to sell me a schedule one narcotic.
00:29:57 Boom! You're under citizen's arrest.
00:30:01 I will not let you go, motherfucker!
00:30:03 You're gonna learn things in jail,
00:30:05 I just have to wait
00:30:07 That should be any second.
00:30:10 What?
00:30:13 This little guy over here?
00:30:16 You see I got 'im on my motherfucking chest? - I see that.
00:30:22 This is my lifeline,
00:30:26 Well, I really don't wanna break this to you,
00:30:30 but it seems like your son just tried to sell me some little drugs.
00:30:35 That's some crazy shit.
00:30:40 That's not too crazy though.
00:30:45 More bad news, you're gonna
00:30:49 Cause I'm taking him downtown.
00:30:51 Well you're gonna need to find a new motherfucking head.
00:30:56 Good luck with the crack.
00:30:58 Have a good life.
00:31:00 Do your motherfucking homework.
00:31:04 So I'll catch you guys later. Thank you very much.
00:31:06 Motherfucker, don't tell me what to do,
00:31:10 None. I've killed two,
00:31:14 Okay, oh god...
00:31:17 Is that a crime?
00:31:20 It was a mistake, okay? Just don't do it.
00:31:23 I should make you suck this gun
00:31:26 And when it comes, it's gonna blow
00:31:31 Look in your heart.
00:31:34 I don't motherfucking believe this, you're gonna
00:31:38 I'm just saying...
00:32:07 I can not believe you fucking
00:32:10 That's ridiculous.
00:32:13 I mean it's bad enough I had to spend
00:32:15 And now he's gonna show up at my fucking job.
00:32:19 Good, I hope he does get killed,
00:32:21 I'm telling ya, I hate this guy.
00:32:25 You sit the fuck down, you hear me! You sit the fuck down!
00:32:33 The fuck I thought, asshole.
00:32:36 I know what you did.
00:32:38 You set me up, you left me out there and
00:32:42 Yeah, I set you up.
00:32:46 What you gonna do about it, Ronald, huh?
00:32:49 What are you gonna do?
00:32:53 What are you talking about you're gonna thank me?
00:32:55 I knew you wanted to see
00:32:58 and I did it man! I did it!
00:33:00 And there are six dead crackheads
00:33:03 Thank you detective Harrison, from the bottom of my heart,
00:33:06 ...for believing in me.
00:33:08 Shhh, don't say anything.
00:33:10 Your actions say more than
00:33:14 I always wanted a cop,
00:33:18 you knew.
00:33:20 You knew.
00:33:24 I need more.
00:33:40 Get used to seeing
00:33:48 Boo! Fuck you!
00:33:50 Cadets, ready!
00:34:24 Move aside.
00:35:25 Fuck!
00:35:27 You scared the shit out of me!
00:35:30 Forgot where you car was, huh?
00:35:35 Well move over.
00:35:43 Brandi.
00:35:51 Okay Brandi, I'm gonna lay out a scenario for you.
00:35:53 You, me, free dinner.
00:35:57 You fill in the rest,
00:36:01 There is my car.
00:36:05 Where are you going?
00:36:09 Oh my God!
00:36:11 I'm just joking. I can stop,
00:36:14 You agree to go to dinner with me.
00:36:16 and tell me what you want to eat for dinner.
00:36:19 Alright, pick me up next Friday night.
00:36:22 No, it's not a fucking date.
00:36:31 Don't.
00:36:35 Listen, okay I've told you,
00:36:38 you gotta keep this counter clean.
00:36:41 "I can't reach that far coz of my thing ..."
00:36:46 "or something that would extend my reach ..."
00:36:48 like the eight stick objects that are behind this counter!
00:36:53 I'm so sorry Roger, I'm gonna do better.
00:36:57 Oh, two sorries. Oh, I thought
00:37:01 but they don't, because, guess
00:37:06 Cup of coffee, please.
00:37:12 Is there something wrong?
00:37:20 I did see you wearing ring on your finger,
00:37:23 This ring? No, I'm not married, it's...
00:37:27 It just means I'm waiting for
00:37:30 So you're a virgin?
00:37:31 Technically I'm a born-again virgin.
00:37:33 I mean, we've all been
00:37:40 I mean so yeah, I'm a virgin again.
00:37:43 Oh, no reason, um...
00:37:46 Well, actually uh...
00:37:48 I kinda have a hot date set with Brandi,
00:37:51 So I thought if you were married, you might have some insides into
00:37:57 No, you know what, nevermind, uh..
00:38:00 What you just said is kinda weird...
00:38:03 I don't think you're the best
00:38:09 Yeah...
00:38:12 But, the coffee is delicious.
00:38:17 Okay, well thank you.
00:38:21 Hey Ronnie.
00:38:24 I think you should dress like yourself.
00:38:27 Yes, like I said, not the
00:38:35 Come on, Ronnie, just get out here.
00:38:38 Let me see.
00:38:44 Ronnie, you look so handsome.
00:38:50 Don't I look like a phoney?
00:38:55 This girl's gonna be knocked on her socks.
00:39:00 It's kinda of a cool outfit, I...
00:39:05 That girl must be really special.
00:39:08 Oh god she is, Mom.
00:39:14 You know, I remember when your father
00:39:19 I swear he was the most
00:39:24 I knew right there and then that,
00:39:29 will end up marrying him.
00:39:34 I sure hope that
00:39:38 Oh, well, Ronnie, I just know that.
00:39:41 Mom.
00:39:44 Why did dad leave?
00:39:50 Well, he kinda freaked out
00:39:53 You've had so many special needs ...
00:39:58 He just, couldn't handle the pressure.
00:40:00 I guess he couldn't take it anymore.
00:40:04 You think it was my fault,
00:40:09 Definitely.
00:40:16 I love you, Ronnie.
00:40:37 Let me out.
00:40:40 See you later, sweetie.
00:40:45 My God!
00:40:46 Hi.
00:40:49 What are you doing here?
00:40:52 W were supposed to have dinner tonight.
00:40:54 I forgot.
00:40:57 Yeah, well, it's pretty late.
00:41:01 I made several dinner reservations
00:41:06 Well I gotta pee first.
00:41:09 Good.
00:41:11 Do you want me to come, should I...
00:41:17 That was impressive,
00:41:20 Wait, watch this.
00:41:22 Nurse!
00:41:26 Nurse, can I get another?
00:41:29 Wait, this is on you, right?
00:41:33 Nurse, four shots of tequila, okay?
00:41:36 I think it's very funny to
00:41:41 Nurse.
00:41:43 Brandi, I'm just dying to know how
00:41:49 Oh god, I hate that shop.
00:41:51 I mean it's just the bitching all day long ...
00:41:54 I put make-up on these fat-ass women ...
00:41:56 and you know what, like my mama always said,
00:42:01 Exactly.
00:42:03 that's a fucking mall.
00:42:11 Hold up. What the fuck is that?
00:42:15 What is that? What is that?
00:42:19 Come here.
00:42:21 It is a pill that I should take.
00:42:25 From my doctor.
00:42:29 I am impressed.
00:42:33 I do, I do a lot of party,
00:42:38 Can I have one?
00:42:40 Really?
00:42:43 Come on, Ronnie. Come on.
00:42:46 You know what. You can take the whole thing.
00:42:50 I don't think I need them anymore.
00:42:54 Just like it is with you and this cop thing ...
00:42:56 These pills just kinda keep me here,
00:43:00 I just ... I just need to...
00:43:04 You know, that's what I need right now.
00:43:06 And noone is stopping me from doing this so,
00:43:11 Oh yes.
00:43:13 Can I ask something?
00:43:16 I thought this dinner's gonna suck.
00:43:18 I was like, weird guy at the mall,
00:43:22 Oh my God.
00:43:24 But now I got all this crap. Thank you.
00:43:29 All right.
00:43:31 Yes! Shots!
00:43:34 Down the hatch...
00:43:37 To eternal life ...
00:43:39 together.
00:43:43 Okay.
00:43:45 Oh my God, that burns so good.
00:43:49 Oh yes.
00:43:55 Oh yes, again.
00:43:57 You're so fucking gorgeous.
00:44:42 Brandi, this has just been a magical evening,
00:44:48 I think I gotta say congratulations,
00:44:53 We did it together.
00:44:57 Are you okay?
00:45:01 I kinda need a mint or something
00:45:08 Brandi.
00:45:11 I accept you.
00:45:35 Oh. Brandi. Oh god, Brandi.
00:45:45 Why are you stopping, motherfucker?
00:45:52 Okay, Ronnie. Today, I'll be giving you
00:45:56 to determine if you're competent
00:45:59 So let's start with your background.
00:46:02 Born and raised right here, actually.
00:46:05 And Ronnie, do you have a history of depression,
00:46:09 Uh, yeah, but nothing really worth mentioning.
00:46:18 Oh, uh, are you taking any prescription medications?
00:46:24 Congratulations. Why did
00:46:28 They didn't.
00:46:30 How are you feeling?
00:46:32 I met a girl,
00:46:35 that is very good.
00:46:39 Catching a robber.
00:46:44 So at this point in my life,
00:46:49 Okay, I'm just gonna write that down.
00:46:52 Okay, why do you want to become a police officer?
00:46:58 That's the big question now, is it?
00:47:02 I have a dream.
00:47:04 Most nights.
00:47:07 It starts on a playground,
00:47:11 laughing, dogs barking,
00:47:17 And then you hear a rumbling.
00:47:20 And over the horizon comes a
00:47:24 And it's made of cancer ...
00:47:26 puss, starts seeping on the playground ...
00:47:29 They start screaming and clawing their eyes,
00:47:33 "Help, what do we do?"
00:47:36 You know whats happens next?
00:47:38 Out steps me, wielding the biggest fucking
00:47:43 and you know what I do?
00:47:48 And I am getting God's work done.
00:47:51 When it's all over, the dust is settled
00:47:57 and say "Thank you, Ronnie, thank you for helping".
00:48:00 Being a great man,
00:48:04 And you know what I say, "You don't need to thank me.
00:48:08 "I'm just a cop."
00:48:11 That should do it.
00:48:13 Thank you for your time, Mr. Barnhardt.
00:48:26 To Ronnie! Yeeeeaaa...Ronnie.
00:48:31 Ronnie Barnhardt got called up
00:48:34 You're finally gonna get to carry a gun
00:48:36 It's awesome Ronnie.
00:48:39 Thanks, mommy, thanks for this cake.
00:48:42 It is, it's a gun.
00:48:45 My little baby.
00:48:49 I'm so happy for you.
00:48:53 I mean I think you could be that big, Ronnie.
00:48:57 I'm so happy for you...What is this?
00:49:01 Well thank you, brown-eyes.
00:49:04 You know, when Ronnie was in um ah high-school ...
00:49:09 I used to fuck all his friends.
00:49:14 O damn.
00:49:16 Yes, that's the thing here.
00:49:22 This'll tingle just a little bit,
00:49:40 Do you feel that?
00:49:46 Wait for me.
00:49:53 Ronnie, wait.
00:50:48 Just don't say anything. I'm gonna give it away.
00:51:01 Yeah, come in.
00:51:03 Hello brother!
00:51:06 How is it going, amico?
00:51:13 How you doing.
00:51:16 I don't usually do this kind of thing, but I um ...
00:51:20 I wanna be the one to give you the news.
00:51:23 And then see your face
00:51:25 Very good sir, I appreciate that.
00:51:30 Um, we're not gonna be able to let you join
00:51:34 That's not possible, so, yeah,
00:51:38 Seems you've had little trouble passing
00:51:41 Did I fail one of the tests?
00:51:47 I remember she put a big A plus sign on it,
00:51:51 So you know, I have passed that test. - Really?
00:51:54 It says right here. Mr. Barnhardt
00:52:01 Allowing him to join the force at
00:52:06 and the lives of others in jeopardy.
00:52:10 I don't um, I don't see how this is possible.
00:52:13 You have problems.
00:52:18 I know this is hard
00:52:25 So uh, I thought this is
00:52:29 It's actually kinda sad.
00:52:37 So, I tried talking to them,
00:52:44 So you wanting to become a police officer,
00:53:29 I am Nell.
00:53:34 Yeah, getting toaster off, my leg broke. Beep.
00:53:42 Hey, I thought you're
00:53:45 You know I made it and I tried it out for a few days
00:53:51 So. So I just come back here.
00:53:55 No problem, Ronnie.
00:53:56 Hey, you want a cup of coffee?
00:53:59 No, I don't think I do.
00:54:02 No offense to you, but I'm
00:54:08 You know, coffee seems disgusting to me.
00:54:11 In fact right now, I don't think I want anything less
00:54:30 Okay, on a second thought, okay, yeah, sure, I'll have a cup of coffee ...
00:54:36 Who is Roger? - The manager,
00:54:40 He jokes about me with that girl,
00:54:44 Well you know, I'm not lazy. The only reason
00:54:48 I wanna quit and I can't,
00:54:53 There's doctors and there's insurance and stuff.
00:54:56 I'm sorry.
00:55:10 Okay, you can't come back here!
00:55:14 Go get in there! Get in there now! You
00:55:19 No, I don't.
00:55:23 If you're gonna say one more thing to Nell
00:55:27 And you too!
00:55:35 I was never here, okay?
00:55:49 I just wanted to let know it's really
00:55:54 Hey! What the hell are you
00:55:57 Okay, you put a foot on my car,
00:56:00 Just try to calm down... - Louder!
00:56:02 Just...Calm the fuck down!
00:56:07 If you don't take this foot off my car,
00:56:10 Okay, get your tazer.
00:56:13 Can you get your fucking tazer!
00:56:17 Fuck! - How hard is that?
00:56:21 I got another one right here, motherfucker.
00:56:26 Hey Ronnie, how's it going?
00:56:30 Think we found something that might cheer you up. Yeah.
00:56:33 To clear the pervert case.
00:56:35 We found it next to the dumpsters.
00:56:39 Okay Ronnie, I expected a little more of a reaction.
00:56:42 I'm not okay Charles...
00:56:45 and ...um, unfortunately no,
00:56:49 Okay, guys, we should probably be getting back to work.
00:56:56 Well, Ronnie, just, take it easy.
00:57:00 I don't know what's happening to me Dennis,
00:57:05 A change is coming. I used to think
00:57:14 But you know what I realize now?
00:57:22 Take me in, Dennis,
00:57:25 Ronnie, can you please take that dick
00:57:30 See, I'm real glad that you opened up to me
00:57:32 Cause it makes me like, open up my heart.
00:57:35 You know what I'm saying, I like to share and that stuff, that's definitely
00:57:40 I fell into that, world of pretend.
00:57:44 And that's when you gotta smarten up...
00:57:46 ...and cut somebody sometimes.
00:57:49 You may think that I float,
00:57:55 But I mean to tell you that sometimes I
00:57:59 I know how to...to deal with the system.
00:58:03 I know how to fuck with it,
00:58:09 Are you willing to accept
00:58:14 I am ready.
00:58:16 Show me the path.
00:58:19 Lead me.
00:58:22 Guide me.
00:58:25 When do we start?
00:59:53 I'm not gonna lie to you, Ronnie.
01:00:02 You okay, Dennis?
01:00:04 I need to get back to work.
01:00:23 Dennis.
01:00:25 I've got to thank you man, you know, like
01:00:31 You showed I don't need to take things so seriously.
01:00:35 So negative.
01:00:39 Sometimes it don't make shit.
01:00:44 It doesn't matter, and you know what I'm just glad I
01:00:54 Oh, wow, man.
01:00:58 Feels so good to hear you say that.
01:01:04 I love you!
01:01:16 Oh, but you haven't seen the best part yet, man.
01:01:20 I rob the shit out of them motherfuckers.
01:01:24 What are you talking about?
01:01:31 Are you the one who's been robbing the vault?
01:01:34 I got the code ...
01:01:37 ...from the security cam.
01:01:38 Right in front of my face?
01:01:41 You guys didn't even realize it.
01:01:43 Ronnie, this is beautiful.
01:01:48 Dennis, I can't, I can't be a part of this.
01:01:53 No.
01:01:55 I can't do that.
01:01:56 What has this place ever done for you, man
01:01:59 they treat people here as jokes,
01:02:03 Yeah.
01:02:05 Yeah, it really does, but I can't ...
01:02:09 You can be a slave,
01:02:13 I am a motherfucking outlaw.
01:02:17 Let's just stop this, we'll go grab a beer.
01:02:20 This all, let's just pretend this never happened.
01:02:25 Ronnie, you're right.
01:02:29 What was I thinking? Robbing the mall
01:02:34 What was all that about?
01:02:37 You're right man, let's go get a beer.
01:02:40 Thank you, man.
01:02:43 I will never say a word about this thing,
01:02:46 No, it's no problem, man.- You're a real good friend.
01:02:54 Fuck, Dennis.
01:03:28 How could you not know it was Dennis?
01:03:33 and in a fucking carnival car, of all things?
01:03:36 Well, may I speak now?
01:03:40 I found this.
01:03:44 He's still in this mall. He's just
01:03:47 Alright, well I'll turn this over to the police.
01:03:52 I don't think you understand, Mark.
01:03:56 Look, I let Dennis get away,
01:04:00 But when I finally find out whose that penis is ...
01:04:03 that's my last shot at redemption.
01:04:07 Oh he's coming back. He's coming
01:04:11 What are you talking about, Ronnie?
01:04:15 ...I'm talking about black op shit,
01:04:19 I am the spectre,
01:04:22 Just a reguar guy in the mall,
01:04:25 Just got myself and my instincts.
01:04:29 Are you fucking retarded, Ronnie?
01:04:33 My name is Bill Jacobsen.
01:04:36 Just an average mall customer ...
01:04:39 came to the Forest Ridge Mall,
01:04:44 Hey, you know where's sales are?
01:04:47 This is my mall.
01:04:51 It's a place of beauty.
01:04:54 It's s place where lost souls
01:04:58 Fuck you, Ronnie! Nice hat,
01:05:03 I believe every man has a path
01:05:07 And my path is a righteous one.
01:05:09 For I have been chosen to be a protector.
01:05:14 And the destroyer.
01:05:22 I live by a code ...
01:05:24 a code of my own invention,
01:05:28 And I follow it to the fucking T.
01:05:33 Danger lurks in the darkness, waiting
01:05:37 And it is my duty to
01:05:41 Brandi!
01:05:44 Brandi!
01:05:47 Yeah, Yeah!
01:05:52 Nothing can hurt me.
01:05:54 My body has become a weapon...
01:05:57 I am an instrument
01:06:00 and justice. I am the hammer
01:06:05 of all that's good.
01:06:08 I loved you, you fucking bitch!
01:06:20 You've just made me go off my cover.
01:06:26 Hey Ronnie.
01:06:27 Mark is looking for you, he's really pissed
01:06:32 He's talking about calling the cops.
01:06:34 You should probably just get going, man,
01:06:40 Ronnie Barnhardt is not here.
01:06:43 But if he was here,
01:06:48 It will be over Ronnie's
01:06:57 In these dark times, people
01:07:01 I believe the good
01:07:05 It's only a matter of time,
01:07:10 There, I start again....
01:07:12 It's only a matter of time,
01:07:18 They'll be here soon,
01:07:23 I leave leave a mark so big,
01:07:27 And history will remember my name.
01:07:31 There's no turning back, I must be
01:07:35 The world has no use for
01:07:38 Right now, the world needs
01:07:51 Ronnie!
01:07:57 Ronnie.
01:08:00 Come out, come out
01:08:07 Harrison.
01:08:08 Ronnie, what are you doing?
01:08:10 I thought we were allies, Harrison
01:08:14 How the fuck do you night at night?
01:08:18 You just come outside and we'll
01:08:21 Can't do that.
01:08:25 You can go outside,
01:08:28 We don't wanna hurt you, Ronnie.
01:08:30 You want to get hurt?
01:08:40 You didn't bring enough pigs to hurt me.
01:08:49 You sure about that?
01:08:57 Why don't we find out, huh?
01:09:01 Alright, go get him.
01:11:44 Open up, little birdie.
01:11:53 What's on the agenda for today?
01:11:55 I dunno, look for a job, I think.
01:12:00 I know it's hard.
01:12:03 Try look on the bright side.
01:12:07 You might not be
01:12:10 You're handsome.
01:12:13 From uh, certain angles.
01:12:16 But importantly, you've got a...
01:12:20 dreams inside of you.
01:12:26 And what the world throws at you ...
01:12:33 You...uh...They can never take your dreams away.
01:12:38 What are you talking about, Mom?
01:12:43 I just think a mother's supposed to say stuff like that.
01:12:47 To the children, when they're sad.
01:12:50 It's all just right.
01:12:53 That's exactly what you're supposed to say.
01:12:56 You know Ronnie...
01:12:59 that other night, when I soiled my pants...
01:13:02 I was always expecting for you to come home,
01:13:11 I thought you'd be there to
01:13:15 I passed out on the floor,
01:13:23 Most people would throw me
01:13:26 But not you, Ronnie.
01:13:29 Because I love you, Mom.
01:13:34 I want you to know I'm ready
01:13:40 You're gonna stop drinking?
01:13:43 I'm switching to beer.
01:13:46 I can pound those all day and
01:13:50 And I'm doing it for you.
01:13:54 I am so proud of you.
01:13:57 This is a new day, and
01:14:06 Oh, I just remembered.
01:14:09 There was a postcard for you the other day.
01:14:21 What's up.
01:14:23 How are you hanging in there?
01:14:25 Low I hope.
01:14:29 You know I'm really sorry for
01:14:31 stuff...My bad. My blunder.
01:14:33 I just want you know that you really are
01:14:36 Problem is, I am
01:14:40 And your crime is,
01:14:43 Regardless of our businesses...
01:14:45 I hope you know that I always
01:14:49 It's not every day you meet somebody that
01:14:52 Anyway, no hard
01:14:56 If you ever want to party, just get
01:14:59 The beer is cool, the girls
01:15:01 Sincerely, your right hand man.
01:15:18 Hey there, stranger.
01:15:22 You have your cast off?
01:15:24 I have my hair done too.
01:15:30 Hey, uh, I heard what happened.
01:15:33 Are you okay?
01:15:38 You know, I'm uh, I'm like a cat um, I always
01:15:42 Um, I'm uh, I'm really ok.
01:15:45 I got you a coffee.
01:15:50 Thanks but...uh, how much do I owe you?
01:15:55 No, you don't need to pay for it, just take it.
01:15:58 That's really nice of you, I appreciate it,
01:16:05 The kinda whole reason I came today,
01:16:08 come by for a cup of coffee
01:16:12 from my own pocket,
01:16:18 I need to accept that there is
01:16:24 Not now, not ever,
01:16:34 I pay for my coffee just...
01:16:38 Just like a regular customer.
01:17:07 Oh, motherfucker!
01:17:37 Get out of the way!
01:19:18 Oh, no, no, no!
01:19:20 Jesus Ronnie, you fucking killed him.
01:19:26 Alright, he's okay.
01:19:29 Get out of the way!
01:19:31 Stay down, motherfucker.
01:19:34 Alright uh, we need to call an ambulance.
01:19:39 Get my piece. I'll take him
01:19:42 Get up, motherfucker.
01:19:44 Hey Ronnie?
01:19:53 Come on.
01:19:57 Ronnie?
01:19:59 Good job.
01:20:04 And if any of you here wants a girl to have sex with you,
01:20:10 Cause she's the girl that does that.
01:20:34 Come here.
01:20:47 I caught the pervert.
01:20:51 I want everyone to know
01:20:57 Not the fucking police.
01:21:00 Good job, Ronnie.
01:21:01 You can take your fucking badge,
01:21:04 and you can shove them up your fucking bum.
01:21:06 Cause I don't need that shit
01:21:09 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck everyone of you...
01:21:13 I win.
01:21:23 Way to go, Ronnie.
01:21:42 I'm here with Ronnie Barnhardt, head of mall security
01:21:47 Ronnie is the man, who brought the Forest Ridge
01:21:50 We caught the flasher.
01:21:53 Yes!
01:21:55 I would say, better than normal, actually
01:21:59 I met a girl.
01:22:01 She asked me to promise to God
01:22:04 that's a promise I intend on making her break.
01:22:07 Here are the guys.