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00:00:14 I SERVED THE KING OF ENGLAND
00:01:23 Correctional Facility
00:01:47 I was sentenced to 15 years,
00:01:49 but because of the amnesty
00:02:08 It was always my luck
00:02:13 to run into bad luck
00:02:22 My whole life, I aspired solely
00:02:27 But before that
00:02:31 than to peddle frankfurters
00:02:39 I'm hungry
00:02:52 Forget the coins,
00:03:09 And I sold
00:03:13 that I was determined
00:03:16 Then I'd buy a small hotel
00:03:20 and when my wife
00:03:23 I'd be respected
00:03:26 Everyone would recognize me
00:03:35 I was even able
00:03:38 And because I was small,
00:03:40 They let me have the money
00:03:51 So I started
00:03:54 within a month I had a couple
00:04:12 And I discovered
00:04:15 and what they’re willing to do
00:04:19 they'll bend over, kneel down,
00:04:50 I used to daydream about
00:04:53 and scattering them
00:04:56 I saw almost no one could
00:05:00 how they'd jostle each other and
00:05:05 coins they all thought
00:05:18 But that was long ago.
00:05:21 After they released me, they said
00:05:24 I could find
00:05:27 on the condition
00:05:44 They sent me to be a roadman
00:05:48 where resettled Germans
00:05:53 They even gave me
00:06:14 And the unbelievable, which was
00:06:18 I knew that another person
00:06:21 would have fled from here
00:06:26 But I rejoiced
00:06:31 I knew that I would like it here,
00:06:37 I considered it a good omen
00:06:42 because I started out in a pub
00:06:45 and I had worked
00:07:03 I was small, from a small village,
00:07:06 and here it felt
00:07:09 A select society came:
00:07:14 the veterinarian, the music
00:07:19 They could sip beer all afternoon
00:07:23 a poplar that stood outside town
00:07:27 One would say that there
00:07:31 Another said the bridge
00:07:35 they shouted and cursed.
00:07:40 They only shouted so as
00:07:51 Do you think
00:07:56 Move your knight
00:08:00 Mr. Dite,
00:08:02 Hold on there... That shrimp
00:08:22 Another time they argued
00:08:26 One said Protivin,
00:08:30 -and another said...
00:08:35 And although they shouted
00:08:39 They only shouted
00:08:46 And I was amazed at how rich
00:09:05 Except for the lungs, I'd like
00:09:12 Bring one after another
00:09:18 Then bring four mineral waters
00:09:25 Thus I came to know Mr. Walden.
00:09:28 He liked me most probably
00:09:34 I represent Van Berkel & Co.
00:09:37 The largest firm in the world
00:09:41 They deal in something
00:09:45 namely that which we call God.
00:09:49 The second largest,
00:09:52 that weigh accurately whether
00:09:57 We also make al kinds
00:10:02 Observe the charm
00:10:48 Ever seen anything more beautiful?
00:10:52 It took me a week to earn
00:10:57 I sold ten scales and
00:11:07 I buy, I sell, I know
00:11:12 That's all there is to it.
00:11:17 I saw you selling
00:11:20 I've also seen what you do
00:11:24 But you have to know how
00:11:29 so that it comes back
00:11:38 Hang in there! You're small
00:11:42 You're going places.
00:11:47 Money can lay the world at your feet!
00:12:03 Remember, my boy,
00:12:08 life can be beautiful,
00:12:18 An image of myself had come to me.
00:12:21 I would lay out all the money
00:12:25 On the floor, I would arrange
00:12:40 But now the only thing
00:12:44 I myself have crushed
00:12:50 More and more I conflate
00:12:55 a life which, in hindsight, seems
00:12:59 a life which seems
00:13:14 Welcome! Did they send you
00:13:18 Punishment?
00:13:20 -Nobody's here for just no reason.
00:13:27 My name is Marcela.
00:13:34 I apprenticed at the chocolate
00:13:39 My name is Dite. I'm supposed
00:13:44 We're here to find trees
00:14:00 Spruce trees like this are scarce.
00:14:04 We'll take this tree
00:14:08 and it'll be cut up
00:14:14 then made into violins and cellos,
00:14:24 -I m here being punished too.
00:14:27 Because like to... dance.
00:14:30 Mankind is a progeny evil,
00:14:34 That man is here
00:14:37 I'd say he was
00:14:39 He taught
00:14:43 -How did you know?
00:14:48 And your eyes tell me
00:14:54 I like to dance,
00:15:01 I knew right off
00:15:05 or was one of those girls who
00:15:30 And I longed
00:15:33 If not in fact
00:15:40 I was actually surprised
00:15:43 and I found it a good sign
00:15:47 had awoken desire in me
00:15:57 You re a trainee so remember:
00:16:04 I see nothing, I hear nothing.
00:16:08 Remember this too: you must
00:16:14 I must see and hear everything.
00:16:34 Come on in, miss.
00:16:41 Please, have a seat.
00:16:48 Like a toddy? Here...
00:16:51 Go ahead.
00:17:32 Ah, it stopped raining.
00:17:35 -Thank you.
00:17:45 That's the new girl from Paradise.
00:17:50 her name is Jaruska.
00:17:53 The veterinarian was seen
00:17:59 Oh yes it is!
00:18:03 And, gents, it was
00:18:06 But not Helena,
00:18:11 Long-legged Vlasticka,
00:18:15 So I began to hear nothing
00:18:19 to see everything
00:18:24 And now I only wanted to hear
00:18:39 What would you like, junior?
00:19:45 It was quite different from
00:19:49 It was so forbiddingly beautiful
00:19:57 I looked at the world
00:22:25 I'm up a creek again,
00:22:30 Not at all.
00:22:43 Raspberry grenadine!
00:22:51 -What about my queen?
00:23:02 look what you've done, you shrimp!
00:23:07 How dare you! "
00:23:12 -He ruined your dress.
00:23:16 -I'll have to pay for it.
00:23:21 Watch this...
00:23:39 For the check.
00:23:43 Come to Paradise tonight.
00:23:46 I bought a beautiful bouquet
00:24:07 The scent of raspberry
00:24:10 She stepped out in that
00:24:13 and bees hovered around her
00:24:27 But I knew I had to leave.
00:24:29 An apprentice waiter
00:24:33 a respectable citizen
00:24:39 But there was some luck
00:24:45 I was hired at Hotel Tichota.
00:24:48 The hotelier, Mr. Tichota, hired me
00:24:53 Van Berkel's sales representative,
00:25:04 The hotel was like in a fairy tale.
00:25:33 I couldn't really imagine
00:25:37 or who it was built for, or if
00:25:44 The hotel was set up
00:25:48 someone would suddenly put a coin
00:27:30 -Need a railcar of Hungarian hogs?
00:27:34 -How about two?
00:27:37 -A whole trainload?
00:27:41 Okay, then.
00:28:47 I determined to save up
00:29:22 I never saw happier men
00:29:29 Like all rich people they were
00:29:35 We have winter pleasures
00:29:40 Here, I discovered
00:29:45 "work is ennobling" were
00:29:50 and ate with lovely young ladies
00:30:06 I've come up in the world.
00:30:13 -A pound of salami to finish up?
00:30:23 I used to think
00:30:27 and that only garrets, sour soup
00:30:33 But our guests had invented that
00:30:40 They didn't care how much they spent,
00:30:47 -Good evening.
00:30:52 -is everything alright?
00:30:56 I guess I neglected my cancer.
00:31:01 My liver is gone
00:31:05 Entire streets of apartment houses
00:31:10 I mustn't overeat.
00:31:12 Even castles have been sold,
00:31:16 I have a crankshaft
00:31:19 factories are bought and
00:31:23 agents have negotiated envelope
00:31:28 A half-billion-crown loan was
00:31:32 I wont go under two million.
00:31:36 two trainloads
00:31:40 And all accompanied by
00:31:50 A girl is fancied after seven,
00:31:54 Then she promises you heaven
00:31:59 A man thinks. Why do I wait?
00:32:03 Miss, how about a private date?
00:32:08 Not just yet, in a while,
00:32:13 after the lights go out
00:32:17 Not just yet, in a while
00:32:26 Not just yet, in a while
00:32:35 A vow she makes
00:32:40 but not yet, in a while.
00:34:52 My bill!
00:34:54 The general deigned to eat,
00:34:58 three bottles of champagne,
00:35:02 then he ordered one roast goose;
00:35:09 three bottles of 1923 Beaujolais,
00:35:15 a dozen snails, 14 crowns;
00:35:17 the general trampled one Moser
00:35:22 two pike au vin blanc, 36 crowns;
00:35:28 two creams of asparagus,16 crowns;
00:35:32 one Japanese porcelain service
00:35:40 one 1918 Chateau Mouton
00:35:46 And later the general ordered
00:35:52 Enough?
00:35:53 Enough?
00:36:00 Enough.
00:36:28 Once again I knew I had to leave.
00:36:31 I had to go elsewhere in order
00:36:35 for when I would be a millionaire
00:36:43 Once again Mr. Walden
00:36:47 To be hired by Mr. Brandejs,
00:36:50 owner of Prague's most
00:37:17 Hotel Paris was so beautiful
00:37:22 My luck held, and I was placed
00:37:26 under the tutelage
00:37:37 I noted that one waiter
00:37:41 liked to pinch off a bite
00:37:49 For some reason
00:37:57 Move it, shrimp!
00:37:58 Move it, shrimp!
00:38:34 -You even speak Chinese?
00:38:39 -Une table.
00:38:45 -Une table, you cow!
00:38:56 Silly goose, I'm going
00:38:59 -Une table.
00:39:02 Une chaire...
00:39:08 She's an idiot. Une chaire!
00:39:14 A 'chair' is for bending over.
00:39:36 -Putain.
00:39:37 -Putain.
00:39:38 -Putain.
00:39:38 Of course you know that one.
00:39:41 -Aujourd'hui...
00:40:03 Well, we have mutton heads,
00:40:08 and there's nothing
00:40:12 Wow, you idiot, how do you know?
00:40:15 I have a medal
00:40:49 That patron will have
00:40:54 That patron will have
00:41:07 Tea and toast, no garlic!
00:41:11 Look at him;
00:41:15 Sir, how do you know everything?
00:41:18 -How do you know?
00:41:22 The king? Oh, my lord!
00:42:30 Who was that?
00:42:52 She must be from Paris.
00:42:55 That's a certain Julinka
00:42:58 How can you tell?
00:43:02 You served the King of England...
00:43:23 Mr. Brandejs liked that waiter.
00:43:29 His ability to carry so many dishes
00:44:41 I still didn't understand.
00:44:46 that it had happened to them
00:44:51 because a front waiter
00:45:00 And I was promoted to front waiter
00:45:04 under the tutelage
00:45:33 I inherited other duties
00:50:33 What was it like
00:50:36 -You don't believe me?
00:50:43 Invite me to dinner
00:51:13 Man is indestructible. He just
00:51:20 Every person contains
00:51:23 to make ten boxes of matches
00:51:29 to hang himself on...
00:51:33 Man is indestructible
00:51:38 A person also contains
00:51:41 to make ten liters
00:51:52 I can't eat this.
00:51:52 I can't eat this.
00:51:53 I can't eat this.
00:51:53 I guess I neglected
00:51:58 My liver is gone
00:52:02 I've got a good heart
00:52:06 The doctor says he's never
00:52:10 I could live to be ninety.
00:52:13 Isn't that a shame? Who did
00:52:24 Sorry, but we don't have a mirror.
00:52:33 Is it true that mankind is
00:52:41 Worse than that.
00:52:43 All philosophers and prophets
00:52:48 They're nothing more
00:52:52 villains, bastards, and murders.
00:52:57 Mankind would be
00:53:03 -We in the 20th century...
00:53:08 It's true: I have a medal
00:53:17 We in the 20th century
00:53:20 to see the glory in ourselves
00:53:26 That's how the mess got started.
00:53:36 It really is a medal
00:53:40 I was lucky enough that
00:53:45 took place at Hotel Paris.
00:53:53 That distinguished African
00:53:55 to host a gala banquet for the
00:53:59 His cooks brought
00:54:03 It was unambiguously bleating,
00:54:07 But its throat was slit kosher style
00:54:13 Then those Ethiopian cooks
00:54:17 made a huge fire,
00:54:21 They had to antelopes
00:54:25 Then they put stuffed, half roasted
00:54:29 The filled the empty spaces
00:54:33 and put the turkey-stuffed
00:54:36 The turkeys were stuffed with fish,
00:54:41 hey kept sprinkling everything with
00:54:48 When the table was laid, the
00:54:53 arrived with our prime minister
00:54:57 And then that African specialty
00:55:01 a small token from
00:00:26 the oldest and most respected
00:00:30 would be decorated
00:01:06 Once again
00:01:09 No one would forgive the fact that
00:01:29 Good evening
00:02:44 Get a move on, dammit!
00:02:47 I'm going to take
00:03:38 I knew that the girl
00:03:40 who was being punished because
00:03:46 would not be happy.
00:03:49 Instead, her life
00:03:53 Life with her would be anguish
00:04:16 And it came to me that she didn't
00:04:20 that it was indifferent to her
00:04:24 They'd lived here for centuries,
00:04:27 but I knew nothing about them,
00:04:37 This is the final territorial
00:04:42 but it is a claim that I will
00:04:49 The history of the problem:
00:04:52 In 1918,
00:04:56 to national self-determination,
00:05:02 reshaped Central Europe.
00:05:05 It is to them that
00:05:12 That state is founded on the lie
00:05:17 The father of that lie is Benes.
00:05:24 I began to pay more
00:05:27 I dressed nicely in my free time
00:05:30 and started wearing lifts
00:05:48 Soon after Hitler's speech,
00:05:53 victorious German students
00:05:56 In revenge, Czechs stole the
00:06:10 And I saw how all Czechs
00:06:14 and I was ashamed I'd been
00:06:29 Czech hooligans roughly tore
00:06:33 In Czech I shouted, "Czechs, yuck!
00:06:39 I shouted until they let us go.
00:06:42 They carried off her sock like
00:06:55 The girl wheezed out:
00:07:00 "To disgrace a German teacher
00:07:22 Prague is a beautiful Reich city.
00:07:25 And it is every German's inalienable
00:07:31 I was so incensed that I wanted
00:07:36 But I couldn't find it.
00:08:02 A day will come when
00:08:06 every German from the bohemian
00:08:23 Why is it so deserted here?
00:08:27 This was a German village.
00:08:30 Germans and Czechs
00:08:34 Hitler came
00:08:38 Then the Germans lost the war
00:08:45 They were resettled.
00:08:48 I understood why the political
00:08:52 they were brutal, full of a pride
00:08:59 What I didn’t understand
00:09:03 hands that have yet
00:09:07 -Were you in the war?
00:09:16 The Munich Pact, which decreed
00:09:21 a German majority goes to
00:09:25 the German army's occupation
00:09:30 The government, deliberating on
00:09:34 and forced by circumstances
00:09:37 could do nothing other than bow
00:09:43 to unprecedented pressure.
00:09:48 The Czech inhabitants have been
00:09:53 where they are seeking new homes.
00:09:55 It is up to us and our
00:09:59 and if they are able to find work
00:10:04 n territory now occupied
00:10:08 German Chancellor Adolf Hitler
00:10:26 In his Berlin address,
00:10:29 assured world powers that he has
00:10:42 Master max Svabinsky
00:10:47 It's issue was made necessary
00:10:52 Engraver Bedrich Heinz
00:10:56 and other specialists
00:11:12 Soon the stamp will delight
00:11:18 as well as collectors and admirers
00:11:51 Here's your handkerchief back.
00:11:56 My name is Lise.
00:11:58 -And I'm Dite.
00:12:03 My name is Dite. Jan Dite.
00:12:06 Mv birthplace is so small that I saw
00:12:12 I'm from Cheb.
00:12:14 I teach physical education
00:12:18 I'm maitre d' at Prague's
00:12:25 Maitre d'?
00:12:44 Except for the lungs, you'd
00:12:51 Just mineral water, please.
00:12:57 -Das Menu, bitte
00:13:00 -Das Menu.
00:13:03 -Die Speisekarte.
00:13:13 War is coming everything
00:13:17 They are easy to hide
00:13:19 I sold everything
00:13:42 Stamps! Stamps! Not gold or jewels.
00:13:48 war is coming, everything
00:13:52 These damn Czechs
00:14:11 Maitre d' Skrivanek taught me
00:14:13 that I must recognize
00:14:18 and be able to differentiate Czechs
00:14:23 he said I must learn to know
00:14:29 I must be able to guess how much
00:14:34 and thus how much he'll spend,
00:14:38 And I must also know
00:14:42 and who’d like the check so they
00:14:54 I saw that she was
00:14:58 And I noticed that she
00:15:02 She looked at my hair, as light
00:15:07 And I knew that I had
00:15:10 who would harm
00:15:14 She told me I had the most
00:15:17 and I told her that when I became
00:15:21 I'd save up for a hotel of own
00:15:26 With such a medal we could open
00:15:31 or in the Bohemian Paradise.
00:15:33 We'd call it the Order
00:15:48 I care for you.
00:15:52 to protect my German honor
00:15:58 I'm not German.
00:16:08 Lise lectured me about
00:16:12 and that races should not mix.
00:16:15 She said race isn't determined
00:16:18 and that mixing blood
00:16:21 that mating with an inferior race
00:16:26 But I didn't know how
00:16:30 Eventually, Lise asked me
00:16:34 because I must have
00:16:38 I said that my granddad's name on
00:16:43 and that he'd been a lord s groom.
00:16:45 I was ashamed
00:16:49 but in her eyes I grew more
00:16:58 This customer will have tea
00:17:01 This customer will have
00:17:05 and a glass or Pilsner.
00:17:16 -A Pilsner and Prague ham!
00:17:24 I bet you I know
00:18:23 You cannot expect anything better
00:18:27 Mr. Dite!
00:18:30 You are not a good Czech;
00:18:33 And I will see to it
00:18:47 Prague is a beautiful Reich city.
00:18:52 will liberate every German from the
00:20:31 She told me that Reich Germans
00:20:35 that they nave been trying
00:20:45 (President of the occupied lands:)
00:20:48 at the eleventh hour I resolved,
00:20:54 to seek an audience
00:21:03 After a long talk
00:21:08 and after ascertaining
00:21:11 I have decided to announce
00:21:15 that I am surrendering the fate
00:21:20 Into the hands
00:21:24 In return for this show of trust
00:21:29 that our nation would be
00:21:33 and our right to develop
00:22:54 Well, It didn't help in the least
00:23:53 -What is it?
00:23:58 The villagers gave me lots of them.
00:24:03 They say that Germans appear
00:24:07 -Do you believe that?
00:24:11 Seeing myself is quite enough.
00:24:17 The Nuremberg Laws stated that
00:24:21 in order to marry Lise Rapanek
00:24:26 to see if I were fit
00:24:39 And now young man,
00:25:07 Vile Traitors Justly Executed!
00:25:56 Nothing yet?
00:26:37 Those beads of my semen
00:26:41 fit to impregnate an Arial
00:26:45 And the officer for the protection
00:26:48 found nothing against
00:26:57 I had a wonderful feeling from
00:27:01 with young people
00:27:06 And though I couldn't speak proper
00:27:11 Lise explained, to everyone
00:27:13 that I had defended her German
00:27:17 and I tried to get used to the role
00:27:23 but I didn't let on.
00:27:26 I knew that any of the officers
00:27:30 but I was always the only one
00:27:34 Because I know the necessity
00:27:36 of love and play and playfulness
00:27:40 This I understood When I garnished
00:27:44 and the tummies of Vanda, Julinka,
00:28:15 -Maitre d' sir, they're...
00:28:52 As a member of the German army,
00:28:55 Lise got me a job
00:29:00 Hotel Tichota. But it was
00:29:30 This is a selective
00:29:34 where future mothers carry the new
00:29:51 Here is where we cross the pure
00:30:06 The doctor explained
00:30:08 that German soldiers come here
00:30:13 to scientifically impregnate
00:30:22 I was to attend to the girls
00:30:25 so they'd be properly
00:30:36 I imagined things would proceed
00:30:40 the cow and bull together or the
00:32:12 I may conceive a new being tonight
00:34:04 Roused by the blitzkrieg's success
00:34:10 She volunteered to go
00:34:13 to present the Fuhrer
00:34:16 She parted from me.
00:34:19 Proud that she would belong
00:34:25 Suddenly I was sad she was leaving,
00:34:30 I loved her, that little teacher
00:34:37 All the women that had come
00:34:43 Lise was the only one
00:34:46 And only now did it dawn on me
00:34:50 and that my wife
00:34:51 and that my wife
00:36:11 My neighbors abandoned me to find
00:36:20 I longed for someone
00:36:45 I looked at myself and I saw
00:36:54 A person starts to talk to himself,
00:36:57 lets memory
00:37:00 But then he starts
00:37:04 ask questions
00:37:07 bring charges against himself
00:37:28 While people at home suffered
00:37:32 to whom soldiers and Waffen SS
00:37:34 were admitted nightly
00:37:39 These women considered me
00:37:43 I was a side table in front of whom
00:37:48 They were careful to let no man
00:37:53 while they stood naked, talking
00:37:58 cautiously and meticulously wiping
00:38:09 In my free time
00:38:13 After Warsaw was taken
00:38:16 then I sent letters to Paris.
00:38:19 Lise wrote me from
00:38:22 Finally sad letters came
00:38:29 The German's victorious advance
00:38:33 And Lise came home because she
00:39:15 She did not however
00:39:47 I found these stamps
00:39:51 While inspecting the houses
00:39:57 According to
00:39:59 just these four stamps alone
00:40:06 Deported Jews?
00:40:10 Sure. Who knows
00:40:15 We'll buy a hotel after the war.
00:40:23 These stamps will bring such a price
00:40:26 that we'll be able to buy
00:40:37 With just this you could buy
00:40:54 The war went on and they stopped
00:41:00 It made way for those who were still
00:41:04 They might even be made ready to
00:41:30 And I saw that the Germans
00:41:34 Their faces betrayed how
00:41:38 Looking at them I could tell
00:41:41 and I looked forward
00:41:51 I look at myself, and the more
00:41:56 I am alarmed as if I were a stranger
00:42:02 I look at myself and I am
00:45:11 The unbelievable became reality.
00:45:14 My goal had been to buy a hotel
00:45:18 and I bought a hotel
00:45:26 After the war I sold the stamps
00:45:29 Lise had found
00:45:33 Mr. Tichota never returned
00:45:38 to buy this hotel
00:45:45 And when I no longer knew
00:45:48 I bought securities
00:45:51 Mr. Walden had made a carpet of
00:45:57 Every guest would see
00:46:00 millionaires would gawk
00:46:09 But three years later
00:46:12 The triumphant February
00:46:33 -So none of this is mine anymore?
00:46:39 Like I said, the People's Committee
00:46:43 all of your property rights have
00:46:47 -Even this chair isn't mine?
00:46:53 Not even the expensive furnishings
00:46:56 Not even the food in the fridge?
00:47:01 All of it belongs to the people
00:47:06 For now you'll be the manager.
00:47:11 We're through
00:47:15 and we're locking up
00:47:22 Hey, hold on,
00:47:29 -Not anymore.
00:47:34 Look at the millions
00:47:40 -How much do you have?
00:47:47 Then you'll do 15 years.
00:47:59 I concluded that the money
00:48:05 And I was actually glad
00:48:09 Because even though in jail,
00:48:16 I'd be among millionaires.
00:49:58 A person becomes most human,
00:50:02 when he begin to founder, when he
00:50:50 I'm hungry.
00:51:01 And there's the change
00:51:25 The beer's good here.