Old Dogs
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[Bryan Adams: |
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[man] This walk is exactly |
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You've been coiled up like a spring. |
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It's a big meeting, I'd think |
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I don't get nervous, Dan. I get excited. |
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Please don't tell the story. |
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You're a people person, |
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but in business meetings you tell |
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- and it embarrasses me. |
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- [dog grunts] |
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- [groans] |
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I think he's too old for sprints. |
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Those are my knees. |
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Do you really think I tell |
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I do it because it's a sales tool. |
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Charlie, let's win this account |
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It's sports marketing. |
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- I don't want to be the edge. |
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Sure thing, guys! |
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- [boy grunts] |
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- [boy] Ow! |
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- Why did you do that? |
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- I didn't mean to. |
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[Dan] I'm sorry! |
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You're allergic to anything |
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- Promise you won't tell the story. |
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[Charlie] OK, you guys want to hear |
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- [Dan] No, don't. |
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All right. 7 years ago, |
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and his ex-wife had |
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And his bank account drained. |
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- [speaking Japanese] |
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That's good. |
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Stiff upper lip! Getting smart! |
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- What? |
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[Charlie] People say I saved |
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[wailing] |
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- So many people get divorced. |
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And neither one of you wanted kids. |
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But that didn't console him. |
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Mr. Good Time is going to |
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- Why are there 2 pieces of luggage? |
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- Nothing too wild. |
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Hey, Mr. Good Times. |
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Can we go home now? |
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- [siren sounds] |
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- Whoa. |
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Does this drink |
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It's insane! Just a sip, I think. |
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So as a best friend, I felt compelled |
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to give him a gentle reminder |
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- I want it to say: "free man!" |
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Big letters, right across his chest. |
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"Free man!" Comprende? |
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- [exclaims in foreign language] |
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- [Dan screaming] |
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[Charlie] I could have sworn |
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- It was supposed to say "free man." |
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[crowd chanting] |
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Free man! |
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[screaming] |
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[chuckling] It's funny, guys. |
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Then the unexpected happened. |
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Look at all the babes. |
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[Charlie] 14 hours after |
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Dan met Vicki, the girl of his dreams. |
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- Whoa! |
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[Charlie] Girl in white, 11 o'clock. |
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- Yeah, but... |
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- No, the other Queen. |
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[Charlie] She was traveling |
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I thought maybe the friend |
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because of the way |
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T urns out she's a hand model. |
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- [speaks Japanese]...hand model. |
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They model with their hands. |
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[Charlie] So, within minutes, |
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No, scratch that. |
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Charlie, look at these pictures! |
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My whole life I've never taken |
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[Dan and Vicki] * No matter how |
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[Charlie] I'd never seen him |
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I mean, so impulsive. |
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- [cracking] |
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[Charlie] Or maybe not so changed. |
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It's hard to explain to a guy |
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in his life there's |
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The good kind, OK, |
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That was so romantic. |
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But when he woke up, he remembered, |
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- and I've gone and done it again!" |
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[Charlie] To a woman that |
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[speaking Japanese] |
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-...soul mate. |
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[men laughing] |
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Soul mate! |
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They never laugh this much. |
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So, a few hours later, |
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is the only guy I know that's been |
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- Now, that's a true story. |
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[all chanting] |
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- It was supposed to say "free man." |
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It's a big mistake. |
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I don't really think that story |
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No, I'm sorry. |
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So just get up there and do |
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Banzai! |
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- [shouting] |
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- [Charlie groans] |
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entering the US sports market |
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Now, I know you've met |
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but I'm about to show you |
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run by 2 seasoned pros |
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[men cheering] |
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47 million dollars over 5 years. |
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Man, you better shape up |
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'cause you're going to Tokyo, baby! |
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Thank you. This is the kind of |
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And you will not be sorry. |
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- That's "Go To." You go to me. |
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Biggest deal of our lives |
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So it's a done deal now? |
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Like next week when Nishamura |
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we have to win them over |
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- That'll be easy. |
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Then, 2 weeks from now, |
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- to their executive board of directors. |
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All right, sunshine. |
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- I was not divorced twice, OK? |
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One of them was an annulment. |
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- Look at that face! |
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Look at this, Craig. |
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- The face of a winner. |
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for 6 months to make the |
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And I don't care who knows it. A toast |
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- Dan Rayburn! Whoo! |
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- Arigato! |
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It all comes down to this. |
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- I don't think so. |
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This one's the shooter. |
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- [Charlie] Let's see it. |
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- Oh. Uh-oh! |
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Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh. |
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[Charlie] |
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- [Craig] It's a leaking dog. |
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That's a... That's a neat trick. |
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I lost count. Vet said it was a record. |
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You might want to put |
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[dog growls] |
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- Yo. |
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Japanese real estate agents. |
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Thank you. I just want to find |
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I've been getting so immersed |
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by the time I hit Tokyo, they're |
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They'll be like, "Who is this local?" |
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I don't care if you stay on the top |
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- This can't be. |
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- Vicki. |
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South Beach Vicki? She's in town. |
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- She wants to see me. Today. |
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- No. |
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You know last Christmas |
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I was feeling really lonely. |
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And maybe I wrote a 7-to-10-page |
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- Oh, Dan. |
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You've been using your feelings |
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to avoid your life for 7 years. |
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I set you up in the most exclusive |
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You've never been to theme nights. |
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You never once went to the |
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You know, maybe she hasn't |
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- Well, you can't do it. |
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Because we're in the middle |
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and you don't have the time. |
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She lives in Vermont. It's perfect. |
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You get 6 to 9 months |
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late-night phone calls. |
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She wants to meet me |
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and I don't know what |
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It's not formal, obviously, |
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but do I wear a sport coat, |
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You can wear a sports coat, |
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- [Dan] Why? |
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[groans] |
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This is his first time, so you can see |
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- What do you think of the El Tropical? |
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- Oh, great. |
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- You all set? |
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- I'm ready. Alrighty, let's do this. |
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Face forward, press the red button, |
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Keep your eyes closed and call me |
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OK. |
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Eyes closed. She wanted a golden god, |
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Whoa, um... |
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- [doors lock] |
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I definitely think that the tan line |
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- Uh-huh. Sexy. |
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I'm gonna start now. [whistling] |
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[machine humming] |
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Whoa! |
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[Perez Prado and His Orchestra: |
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[shrieks] |
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1... Whoa! |
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2. 3. 4. 5. 6. |
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7. 8. 9. OK! |
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Hello! |
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[buzzer sounding] |
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I'm finished! |
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Be there in a sec. |
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So, do you, like, really know Shaq? |
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- Whose numbers are those? |
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- [buzzing] |
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- Shaq! Yeah, Charlie. |
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- Tell him your name. |
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Anybody out there? |
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Do you remember me? |
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Help! |
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Yeah. I don't know who |
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I have an emergency here! |
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- Help! |
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Just relax. Be there in a sec. |
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Help! |
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- A tanning emergency? |
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Keep the heat kind of medium... |
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Throw a little bit of butter, and... |
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[man on PA] Westbound local |
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Westbound local now arriving. |
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[speaking foreign language] |
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I'm from Hoboken. |
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[both speaking foreign language] |
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What am I, the United Nations? |
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Look, Mom, |
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I'm an Oompa-Loompa. I can't do this! |
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- [sighs] Excuse me... |
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Vicki? |
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- [laughing] Wow! |
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- I mean, hi! |
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Look at you! You're so tan. |
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Yeah. Yeah. |
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Boca. Volleyball, and... |
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- Thanks, Tan. |
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- I mean, Dan. |
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[both laughing] |
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I got us a table upstairs. |
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- Let's eat. Yeah. |
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- [both] Thank you. |
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[both chuckling] |
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I really don't know where to start, Dan. |
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I need to share it with... |
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Stop... in the name of love. |
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Look, 7 years ago, |
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But it was bad timing. |
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Now, we'll take it super slow, |
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Just us. I, um... |
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I'm ready to put these back together. |
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- I'm going to jail. |
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Tomorrow. 2 weeks for trespassing. |
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- Why? |
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to build a plant that would've |
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So I kind of chained myself |
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and burned the blueprints to the plant. |
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Look at you. |
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Well, I had ulterior motives. |
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- You're... Career politician? |
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Zach and Emily play near that stream. |
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Kids. |
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You know, I just never thought that... |
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You... you'd be attached. But... |
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- Actually, I'm a single mom. |
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You kidder! |
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- Twins! |
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Yeah. They think I'm going |
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- Whoops! |
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You remember my best friend, |
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- Oh, yeah. |
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They're staying with her. |
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You got so much going on, girl. |
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That's good, because there's |
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- What is it? |
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- [heart beating] |
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[explosion sound effects] |
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You guys weren't supposed |
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I'm... Da... Da... |
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Oh! Hey, look who's panicking again. |
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[laughing] |
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He does not look good. |
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No! I'm OK. |
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[groans] |
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Guys, would you give us |
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Dan, I got your letter 6 months ago, |
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I was completely ready to go it alone. |
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But here was this... |
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12-page, single-spaced letter |
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and suddenly |
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Then 3 weeks ago, |
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and Zach had to go to the bathroom, |
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to the ladies' room |
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I realized, he's never |
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- Really? |
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So I thought, maybe it's time |
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I have to confess, I've always been |
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But I guess, if they're your own, |
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Well, we got a few hours to kill |
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- Let's find out. |
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But first, what do you say |
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I know a few family secrets. |
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- You don't like it? |
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- Not at all. |
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- [Vicki] How's your face feel? |
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- Come on, Dad! |
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Not the spinning one. |
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Hey, Dad? Want to see my |
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Oh, I'd love to, Z. Thanks. |
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- Zach likes to make lists. |
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- [Dan] Hot wings and milkshakes. |
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Oh, no, it gives me diarrhea. |
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I mean, stomach problems |
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- Oh. |
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Oh, OK. |
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Hang on. Can you watch Emily? |
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- Sure. |
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With me? |
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OK. |
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[toilet flushing] |
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You're pretty old. How come |
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Well, um... |
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Initially, it was kind of a... |
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You do know where kids |
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- Yeah, sure. |
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Well, um... |
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In nature, the male and |
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in what some have called the |
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- [Zach farting] |
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- [Zach farts] |
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My mom usually waits outside. |
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I'll bet she does. I'm out of here. |
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[horn honks] |
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OK. |
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- Ooh! You're early. |
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I can do my hand cream later. Hi! |
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- [Zach] Hi, Aunt Jenna! |
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Hi, Zach. Hello, Emily! |
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- I booked it! |
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- I gotta go potty. |
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- OK, I got them. |
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- No, no, it's all right... |
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- [screaming] |
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Oh, no! I got it. |
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- OK, I got it. |
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- No, wait. No, please don't. |
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[car alarm blaring] |
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- [mouthing] Oh, my God. |
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Oh, sorry! |
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[yells] |
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- Oh... |
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She's gonna be fine. She's a fighter. |
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She looks good. You look good, hon. |
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Can you hand me my cell phone? |
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All right. Here we go. Here it is, hon. |
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- Do you want help? |
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I'm going to give you a minute. [kisses] |
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- I'm so sorry. |
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Oh, God! What am I gonna do? |
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Come on, you're a great gal. You must |
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That I could trust |
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This is a disaster! |
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That's not true. |
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- [sighs] |
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[Vicki exhales, laughs] |
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[Dan] I'll do it. |
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- I will. |
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Oh, yeah. |
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- [both laughing] |
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[sighs] This is good. |
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[Vicki panting] |
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- Do you know anybody else? |
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[Free: All Right Now] |
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[Charlie] And then suddenly, |
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when we have the biggest deal ever? |
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I put their aunt in a halo for a month! |
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You're supposed to give them back! |
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- They'll find another baby-sitter! |
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They're my kids. It's not like puppies. |
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- Let's break it down. It's 2 weeks. |
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- Yeah. |
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They sleep 10, 12 hours, right, a day? |
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- If you're lucky. |
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You've got bathroom time. |
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You know what? |
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You're looking at about 90 minutes |
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90 minutes? |
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It's a run-out-the-clock |
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- It's not sudden death. |
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- Ha! We can do this. |
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You are on Planet Dan now, baby. |
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I'm down here on Earth, |
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You started this, remember? You're |
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"Mr. Feel-good" is gonna |
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I wasn't alone then, |
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So, tomorrow morning, 7:30, I want you |
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Because if I'm going to be |
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you're going to be "Uncle Charlie." |
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Well, I don't want to |
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[Vicki] For both of them, I've packed |
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- That everything? |
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[sighs] I can't believe I'm doing this. |
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Me, too. |
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Here's the number for |
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- Poison control? |
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No, I think most of them I know. |
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I should have compiled a list |
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I'm not going to poison our |
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- Have you ever been to a casino? |
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- Have you ever seen the movie Casino? |
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OK, there are only pay phones |
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so I will call you on your cell phone. |
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- OK. |
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Please, Dan. |
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Promise me you will not |
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- No strangers. Check. |
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The kids have never seen |
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- Oh, my God! |
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He was scared of |
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The monkeys got him nuts. |
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- Oh, and one more thing. |
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Well, Emily has kind of concocted |
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Oh. Why? |
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Well, it was her way of |
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and it seemed harmless enough to me. |
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- What are my powers? |
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- Bulletproof and flying. |
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- [kids] Ooh! |
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- Oh, gosh, I gotta go. |
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I'm going to miss them so much. |
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OK... |
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Promise me... |
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You will devote every ounce of |
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I promise. |
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- Promise me. |
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[horns honking] |
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- So, you're not a superhero? |
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[honking] |
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Want to pick up the pace, Chachi? |
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How about putting it in drive, grandma? |
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There are babies on board! |
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Ooh... Who's up for |
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- [kids] Me! Me! |
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- Why not? |
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Hey everybody, let's kick this off |
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How about the heartland granola? |
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That's like nature's broom! |
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Hey! Whoa! |
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- Sorry. |
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- Here you go. |
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That kind of thing happens. |
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- Hi there. How are you? |
00:24:22 |
- [Dan] Good. |
00:24:25 |
- What's your name? |
00:24:28 |
Oh, Rochelle. [chuckles] |
00:24:31 |
Well, I didn't know they could |
00:24:35 |
Hey, Pops? |
00:24:38 |
I'm not a grandparent. |
00:24:40 |
My grandkids call me "Nub-Nub." |
00:24:44 |
Nub-Nub's good. |
00:24:45 |
[woman over PA] |
00:24:46 |
We've just been informed we have |
00:24:50 |
[fanfare plays] |
00:24:53 |
* Hey! Seniors, seniors, seniors! |
00:24:56 |
* Seniors, seniors, seniors! |
00:24:59 |
* Seniors, seniors, seniors! |
00:25:02 |
* Seniors, seniors, seniors, |
00:25:06 |
* On us! |
00:25:10 |
- * Seniors, seniors, seniors... |
00:25:13 |
Rochelle, Rochelle... I don't know |
00:25:18 |
Just a little too much |
00:25:21 |
Oh, no. |
00:25:22 |
Oh, no, no. |
00:25:25 |
Don't worry. It's nothing |
00:25:27 |
- I'm not embarrassed. |
00:25:31 |
It's a glass of water, that's all. |
00:25:33 |
One glass of water |
00:25:35 |
Uh-huh. Uh... |
00:25:39 |
[Dan] Also, please tell them |
00:25:41 |
on the golf game with Mr. Nishamura. |
00:25:44 |
[speaking Japanese] |
00:25:45 |
Write that on your resume? |
00:25:48 |
- Would you handle them? |
00:25:52 |
Will you excuse me for one moment? |
00:25:54 |
Get off there. I'm sorry, Dan. |
00:25:56 |
- What are you, a frat boy? |
00:25:58 |
- Timeout. |
00:26:00 |
- Give that back! Yes. |
00:26:03 |
[Zach] Toss it to me, Emily! |
00:26:06 |
Your Japanese is so terrific. |
00:26:09 |
- You speak Japanese? |
00:26:11 |
But I don't have to speak Japanese |
00:26:13 |
to see how beautiful |
00:26:16 |
Don't go out there! Don't go out there! |
00:26:20 |
- Yeah, I'm their favorite uncle. |
00:26:25 |
- How old do you think they are? |
00:26:30 |
- 7? |
00:26:34 |
- Fraternal twins? |
00:26:36 |
[both laughing] |
00:26:40 |
Oh, jeez. When you're around |
00:26:42 |
you got to develop a sense of humor. |
00:26:45 |
- But it's rewarding, too. |
00:26:48 |
Do you like the beach, |
00:26:50 |
Love! |
00:26:53 |
Why don't you come |
00:26:55 |
I'm going to meet some friends |
00:26:57 |
You can even bring |
00:26:58 |
Well, I just may do that, |
00:27:02 |
[both laugh] |
00:27:04 |
Go camping, |
00:27:07 |
my first pro baseball game, |
00:27:11 |
That's my Dad List. |
00:27:12 |
That sounds great. |
00:27:16 |
- Put these on, all right? |
00:27:20 |
Technically, you're not supposed |
00:27:22 |
But we're going to have |
00:27:26 |
[whispers indistinctly] |
00:27:31 |
Dan? |
00:27:33 |
Ooh! Betty. Hide! Go, go! |
00:27:35 |
- Dan, is that you? |
00:27:37 |
- Hi! You are looking good. |
00:27:41 |
[laughing] What's all that racket? |
00:27:44 |
I don't know. Maybe immigrants. |
00:27:46 |
Raccoons, most likely. |
00:27:48 |
No... Oh, my God, I see kids! |
00:27:50 |
- No, these are my... |
00:27:52 |
- [screaming] |
00:27:54 |
[siren wails] |
00:27:56 |
Why don't you put them in a hotel? |
00:27:58 |
[Dan] They'd also love a spa, |
00:28:01 |
- Don't touch that! |
00:28:04 |
Watch out! A lot of expensive things... |
00:28:06 |
- Are you out of your mind? |
00:28:08 |
Come on! |
00:28:09 |
Listen. You're the one |
00:28:11 |
- I cajoled you, I cajoled you. |
00:28:15 |
Look, they're going upstairs now! |
00:28:18 |
This is my crib, man! |
00:28:21 |
This is where I sink the 3 points. |
00:28:25 |
This isn't for kids, man. |
00:28:27 |
Look, that pool out there, |
00:28:30 |
Look at this place! I got |
00:28:34 |
Those spears probably |
00:28:35 |
You don't want them in this house. |
00:28:37 |
I do not lead a child-safe life, man! |
00:28:43 |
It is not... not how I roll. You know? |
00:28:45 |
- Charlie... |
00:28:47 |
- I'm barely treading water here. |
00:28:49 |
I don't know these kids very long, |
00:28:52 |
And they need a home. And so do I. |
00:28:56 |
Right now, |
00:29:04 |
[sighs] |
00:29:05 |
Thanks, bro. You're the best. |
00:29:09 |
OK. You went emotional and it paid off. |
00:29:12 |
- Good. |
00:29:14 |
OK. |
00:29:15 |
[Brett Dennen: Make You Crazy] |
00:29:18 |
Oh, it's Vicki! Kids! |
00:29:21 |
Well, first everybody thought |
00:29:24 |
Then he pretty much worked |
00:29:28 |
[slowly] "Everything is fine." |
00:29:31 |
And he did say he was going to do |
00:29:35 |
That sounds promising. See? |
00:29:38 |
Here's Dad. |
00:29:41 |
Hey, Vic. Didn't she sound wonderful? |
00:29:43 |
- How's everything going? |
00:29:45 |
Don't you worry a moment |
00:29:48 |
because everything's going great. |
00:29:52 |
OK, you guys... lights out. |
00:29:56 |
[Dan] OK. |
00:29:58 |
Alrighty. There you go. |
00:30:00 |
- You have your creature? Good. |
00:30:06 |
- You OK? |
00:30:09 |
Good night. |
00:30:37 |
I just shook my daughter's hand |
00:30:42 |
I'm no good at this, Charlie. |
00:30:44 |
Come on. You're trying. |
00:30:47 |
Thanks. |
00:30:54 |
They are cute, though. |
00:30:55 |
Yeah. They are when they're |
00:31:09 |
- [pounding, drilling] |
00:31:12 |
[man] Whoo-wee! Look at this, Nick! |
00:31:14 |
[drill buzzing] |
00:31:21 |
- Ready for the other one? |
00:31:25 |
[man] No, no, no. It's all good. |
00:31:26 |
- [drill buzzing] |
00:31:28 |
[tool dropping] |
00:31:30 |
- What are you doing? |
00:31:33 |
That's Nick and I'm Gary. |
00:31:36 |
- Really? |
00:31:39 |
to all your personal drawers and stuff. |
00:31:41 |
- Dan! Dan! Did you do this? |
00:31:46 |
- Oh, yeah. |
00:31:47 |
- Definitely. |
00:31:49 |
You described this house as being |
00:31:51 |
so I hired the best |
00:31:53 |
The tall guy over there, |
00:31:56 |
What kind of a civil engineer |
00:32:02 |
Failed one, sir, |
00:32:06 |
I got a lot of bad road |
00:32:10 |
That's why I'm going to be extra |
00:32:13 |
They're 7. And they're his kids. |
00:32:15 |
- That's true. |
00:32:17 |
- and I'm all for it. |
00:32:18 |
Even I know you do not baby-proof |
00:32:22 |
- Oh! |
00:32:24 |
Sir, you got a flamethrower |
00:32:27 |
- It's a fashion. It's a style. |
00:32:29 |
What guy buys poison-tipped spears? |
00:32:31 |
A thousand years ago they were poison. |
00:32:34 |
You bought those a thousand years ago? |
00:32:36 |
- Expect me to believe that? |
00:32:40 |
You brought the kids to this house. |
00:32:43 |
Those are dog treats. |
00:32:44 |
Everything tastes like dog food |
00:32:48 |
You ate the salmon? |
00:32:51 |
- That was a gift. |
00:32:58 |
- You guys better pack. |
00:33:00 |
- Why are you dressed like that? |
00:33:03 |
Camping. |
00:33:05 |
And we're Pioneers, so you |
00:33:08 |
We have 50 files of Nishamura |
00:33:11 |
Guys, camping... |
00:33:15 |
- [Zach] But you promised! |
00:33:17 |
but I didn't realize camping involved a |
00:33:21 |
- [Zach] But you promised. |
00:33:24 |
- aren't written in stone. |
00:33:47 |
[inhaling] We've been a Pioneer family |
00:33:51 |
I practically grew up in these woods |
00:33:55 |
Gramps was troop leader 63 years ago, |
00:33:59 |
and was the recipient of the |
00:34:03 |
Interred for eternity... |
00:34:09 |
in a tomb erected with his own hands, |
00:34:13 |
right here on this... |
00:34:18 |
[shuddering] |
00:34:21 |
Not in front of the kids. |
00:34:23 |
Hey. Hey. Psst. |
00:34:26 |
Hey! You remind me of that |
00:34:31 |
- What? |
00:34:34 |
Yeah, you. You! Mr. Wall-of-Hair. |
00:34:36 |
Rick, you're a counselor here. |
00:34:39 |
- Something I got to tell you. |
00:34:42 |
the world to the Taylor clan. |
00:34:47 |
Troop leader. Patriot. TSA supervisor. |
00:34:51 |
And dad. I am Barry Taylor. |
00:34:55 |
- [computer beeping] |
00:34:59 |
Gentlemen, why don't we |
00:35:03 |
and try to get into it a little bit? |
00:35:05 |
Hmm? After all... |
00:35:11 |
Fine. |
00:35:13 |
- [phone rings] |
00:35:22 |
Here for the kids? |
00:35:24 |
OK, kids. Who wants to have some fun? |
00:35:26 |
- [all cheer] |
00:35:28 |
- Let's go dig a hole. |
00:35:31 |
- What's your problem? |
00:35:34 |
He's giving me the stink eye. |
00:35:35 |
You thief. I loved her. |
00:35:39 |
- What are you saying? |
00:35:41 |
- Thank you. |
00:35:44 |
- OK, now I got it. |
00:35:47 |
[indistinct chattering] |
00:35:51 |
Hey, Zach, Emily. |
00:35:55 |
- to leave the office... |
00:35:57 |
and come over here |
00:35:59 |
He's not our grandpa, he's our dad. |
00:36:06 |
Sure, Zach. My grandpa |
00:36:11 |
He is, Troop Master Barry. |
00:36:16 |
- It's like we have 2 dads! |
00:36:19 |
Trust me. It was a surprise. |
00:36:21 |
- Been together 30 years. |
00:36:25 |
- [Dan] Oh, well... |
00:36:27 |
You must have a best buddy. |
00:36:30 |
[Dan] Yeah. A pal? |
00:36:33 |
- Fine. |
00:36:35 |
- Loner. |
00:36:37 |
- Loser! |
00:36:40 |
- [Charlie] No bears allowed. |
00:36:43 |
- [Emily] Thanks. |
00:36:46 |
You ladies ready to play |
00:36:49 |
- I think so, Mr. Testosterone. |
00:36:52 |
[Dan] Ultimate Frisbee? |
00:36:54 |
- Let's do this for our kids, huh? |
00:36:58 |
Come on, man. Let's do it. |
00:37:01 |
All right, let's do this. |
00:37:03 |
Sports marketing! Yeah! |
00:37:07 |
- That's bear scat, gentlemen. |
00:37:12 |
- [Zach] Dad? |
00:37:14 |
I think "scat" is poop. |
00:37:16 |
- Really, son? |
00:37:18 |
- You wiped poop on my face? |
00:37:22 |
Scat happens, man. |
00:37:25 |
[Vangelis: Chariots of Fire] |
00:37:37 |
[all] 1, 2, 3, 4, |
00:37:41 |
5, 6, 7, 8... |
00:37:53 |
[groaning] |
00:37:55 |
- [bones cracking] |
00:37:58 |
- [moaning] |
00:38:03 |
- [whistle blowing] |
00:38:06 |
[Charlie] Go long! |
00:38:10 |
- [moaning] |
00:38:14 |
- Yes! Yeah, baby! |
00:38:18 |
Barry! I'm over here, I'm open! |
00:38:20 |
[grunts] |
00:38:21 |
[moans, grunts] |
00:38:23 |
- Hey! |
00:38:29 |
- Oh! |
00:38:31 |
[moaning] |
00:38:34 |
- Sorry. |
00:38:42 |
You get your wingman to fight |
00:38:44 |
- I didn't take your woman. |
00:38:47 |
- I don't know your woman! |
00:38:50 |
- You're confused! |
00:38:53 |
- What? |
00:38:56 |
Prison rules! |
00:39:00 |
- [mouthing] Prison rules? |
00:39:03 |
[The Hives: |
00:39:07 |
- Whoo! [grunts] |
00:39:10 |
- [cackling] |
00:39:15 |
- [grunts] |
00:39:19 |
Back, back, back, back. |
00:39:20 |
- [grunts] |
00:39:22 |
- [grunting] |
00:39:25 |
- [shouting] |
00:39:27 |
[Dan] Get off of me! |
00:39:28 |
- [bellowing] |
00:39:33 |
[gasps] |
00:39:36 |
Stay down, gentle warrior. |
00:39:39 |
- [cheering] |
00:39:45 |
- Pull. |
00:39:48 |
[disc shattering] |
00:39:51 |
- Textbook double bull's eye. |
00:39:54 |
That's how you get yourself a chest |
00:40:00 |
Pull! |
00:40:03 |
- Barry... |
00:40:14 |
- [gasps] |
00:40:18 |
[chuckles] My bad! |
00:40:19 |
- No! |
00:40:24 |
- Grandpa Ted! |
00:40:27 |
- just for being his kids. |
00:40:31 |
- Bad! |
00:40:44 |
As a result of your |
00:40:47 |
I just want you to know |
00:40:51 |
and I stink like a steakhouse. |
00:40:52 |
- So thanks. |
00:40:54 |
Don't mind the fact that I took |
00:40:55 |
a 3-day camping trip |
00:40:57 |
- I made fire! Wow! |
00:41:01 |
That's not good. Get the car ready. |
00:41:04 |
Little collateral damage, |
00:41:08 |
Now it's all about the golf game. |
00:41:11 |
- Tight. |
00:41:12 |
Because Nishamura uses golf |
00:41:16 |
So if you mess that up, |
00:41:19 |
- One of my little magic pills. |
00:41:23 |
arrange them in an organized |
00:41:26 |
- Pardon-moi. |
00:41:28 |
That's amazing. |
00:41:31 |
Man, I'd like to see Troop Leader Barry |
00:41:33 |
deal with the side effects |
00:41:35 |
Look at this. For my aging prostate. |
00:41:37 |
- Right. |
00:41:39 |
swollen tongue, dry mouth |
00:41:42 |
- Come on. |
00:41:45 |
Maximum dosage may cause bouts |
00:41:48 |
That's not so bad. The munchies. |
00:41:51 |
Look at this one. High blood pressure. |
00:41:52 |
"Watch out for sudden loss |
00:41:55 |
This tiny pill lowers |
00:41:58 |
But the first time I took it, |
00:42:01 |
- Come on. |
00:42:04 |
- I was, like, "Ha." |
00:42:05 |
Yeah, like... [mutters] |
00:42:08 |
- Threw my back out. |
00:42:13 |
- How much longer we got? |
00:42:15 |
- Mmm... Good Lord. |
00:42:21 |
Hey, Dad, I'm in |
00:42:24 |
- You want to play? |
00:42:26 |
I can't get down on the floor, |
00:42:28 |
It seems I have a genetic |
00:42:31 |
That means you have it, too. |
00:42:34 |
Nick, I told you not to use epoxy. |
00:42:36 |
It's going to leave a |
00:42:38 |
Why can't you ever |
00:42:42 |
All right, maestro, how do I do this? |
00:42:44 |
Um, OK... You want to go |
00:42:48 |
grab the lever, then use the |
00:42:52 |
[Emily] Why are you |
00:42:54 |
I keep getting in Dad's way. |
00:42:58 |
Release like that, and voilá. |
00:43:04 |
[Emily] Check if they |
00:43:06 |
That old people stuff burns my... |
00:43:11 |
- Should we tell? |
00:43:16 |
[Zach] We'll put this one in... |
00:43:18 |
- [Emily] This one in here. |
00:43:21 |
[The Clash: Police On My Back] |
00:43:29 |
[grunting] |
00:43:35 |
Ooh... Mmm. |
00:43:41 |
[grunting] |
00:43:56 |
What am I doing? They're guys. |
00:43:58 |
[whimpers] |
00:44:03 |
OK, guys, let's go! |
00:44:07 |
- We just ate. |
00:44:09 |
I know, but I'm starved. |
00:44:24 |
That's weird. Hmm. |
00:44:26 |
Do you have candy bars on you? |
00:44:28 |
- What's wrong with him? |
00:44:30 |
- Hey! |
00:44:33 |
- We made it. Yeah. |
00:44:35 |
Go ahead. There's games |
00:44:39 |
Catch you later. |
00:44:45 |
- Oh! |
00:44:49 |
Oh, well, they're not |
00:44:51 |
It's a bereavement group I belong to. |
00:44:53 |
- Bereavement? |
00:44:55 |
My grandma passed away 6 months ago. |
00:44:57 |
- I'm sorry. |
00:44:59 |
And then on the weekends |
00:45:02 |
Potluck? Where? |
00:45:05 |
Mr. Nishamura. It's an honor. |
00:45:10 |
- Nice to meet you. |
00:45:13 |
Oh. |
00:45:15 |
- My son, Riku. |
00:45:18 |
- Yeah, hey. Hey. Hey... |
00:45:22 |
Oh! [groans] |
00:45:23 |
[both groaning] |
00:45:27 |
- Thank you. |
00:45:30 |
[gulping] |
00:45:35 |
[garbled] Tongue is swollen. |
00:45:38 |
We are dedicating lunch today |
00:45:43 |
who passed away just 2 days ago. |
00:45:47 |
[garbled] |
00:45:50 |
I think we switch peers. |
00:45:53 |
I love cupcakes! |
00:45:54 |
She left us a gift of one of her |
00:45:59 |
that she baked through her pain |
00:46:05 |
- Good mercy! |
00:46:12 |
Are you ready? |
00:46:18 |
That's Justine's rhubarb pie! |
00:46:20 |
Where is she? |
00:46:23 |
- She's dead. |
00:46:28 |
She's dead! |
00:46:34 |
She's dead! She's dead! |
00:46:39 |
That's a close second. |
00:46:43 |
Ooh... Ah! |
00:46:50 |
- Is my face twitching? |
00:46:53 |
You look... great. |
00:46:55 |
Charlie? Are you OK? |
00:46:57 |
I am so sorry about |
00:47:00 |
It must be my blood sugar or something. |
00:47:03 |
It's OK. I think I calmed them down. |
00:47:05 |
Come on. We're having circle time. |
00:47:07 |
- Circle time? |
00:47:10 |
gathers and shares their grief. |
00:47:11 |
Oh... Guys, I'll be back. |
00:47:22 |
- Um... Hey, Dan? |
00:47:25 |
How are you doing? I recently put down |
00:47:33 |
I just want to make sure it goes OK. |
00:47:48 |
Aah... Aah... |
00:47:57 |
[retching] |
00:47:58 |
Dan-san, would you like to use my club? |
00:48:05 |
Is that a "yes"? |
00:48:07 |
- Why is he ignoring my father? |
00:48:11 |
He excludes all but the game. |
00:48:16 |
[speaks Japanese] |
00:48:26 |
- Ooh... |
00:48:29 |
Breathe. Just breathe through it. |
00:48:33 |
We're good. We're good. |
00:48:34 |
It just passes, and then... |
00:48:37 |
After 9 months of excruciating pain, |
00:48:42 |
- the cancer had spread. |
00:48:51 |
- Do you think this is funny? |
00:48:55 |
Everybody grieves in their own way. |
00:48:57 |
- That's true. |
00:49:09 |
[squawks] |
00:49:15 |
The golf gods look favorably upon you. |
00:49:18 |
This is a very good omen. |
00:49:25 |
[Dean Martin: Grazie, Prego, Scusi] |
00:49:32 |
That was some delicious pie. |
00:49:50 |
[Charlie] Dan, have you |
00:49:52 |
Hey Dad, maybe tomorrow you can |
00:49:55 |
I got a lot on my mind right now. |
00:49:57 |
I'm trying to focus, |
00:49:59 |
Come on, Dad. You're not even trying. |
00:50:02 |
I'm struggling, OK? That's like trying, |
00:50:15 |
Oh, come on. |
00:50:17 |
2 open plugs and he has |
00:50:20 |
- to plug in his little gaming system. |
00:50:23 |
You can't run a business |
00:50:25 |
This is the reason |
00:50:31 |
I wasn't talking about you, Zach. |
00:50:37 |
Hey, Zach. |
00:50:39 |
Hey, Zach. Zach... |
00:50:44 |
- Zachary! |
00:50:59 |
I defaced a venerated monument, |
00:51:03 |
My son, for all intents and |
00:51:07 |
I'm failing them everywhere I look. |
00:51:09 |
Emily, one minute she |
00:51:12 |
- the next minute a lion, then a king. |
00:51:16 |
Be a superhero, be a lion, |
00:51:21 |
Don't you get it? She just |
00:51:25 |
- That's it? |
00:51:28 |
You have to be on their level. |
00:51:30 |
You know what my dad gave me |
00:51:33 |
- What? |
00:51:37 |
I don't know what it is about me |
00:51:40 |
that sees you in a crisis and then |
00:51:44 |
But I guess I am who I am, aren't I? |
00:51:48 |
You need help connecting |
00:51:51 |
I'm going to find you help. |
00:51:54 |
- [up-tempo music playing] |
00:51:57 |
[children chanting] |
00:52:01 |
[Roger: So Ruff, So Tuff] |
00:52:26 |
- Whoo! |
00:52:27 |
Ladies, beautiful as always. |
00:52:29 |
- [Charlie] Jimmy Mac! |
00:52:31 |
- Yeah, brother! |
00:52:34 |
- Meet my friend, Dan. |
00:52:35 |
Tell me you felt it. |
00:52:38 |
- Was it electrifying? |
00:52:39 |
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. |
00:52:41 |
Like chocolate milk coming |
00:52:43 |
2 shows tomorrow, everybody. |
00:52:46 |
- I was gonna ask you a favor. |
00:52:47 |
Remember at Wade's party |
00:52:50 |
a human puppeteer, this mechanism? |
00:52:53 |
When I was talking to you in confidence? |
00:52:55 |
- Yeah. |
00:52:58 |
This man is in trouble. He has trouble |
00:53:01 |
- Oh, my God. |
00:53:03 |
With your technology, we can fix this. |
00:53:05 |
- Oh, thank you. |
00:53:06 |
Let me get this right. |
00:53:09 |
to take this uptight man |
00:53:11 |
- Yes. |
00:53:14 |
- Aah! |
00:53:17 |
- I feel so doggone good here. |
00:53:21 |
Now, you told me that your |
00:53:23 |
- It's true. |
00:53:25 |
- Charlie's going to play for you. |
00:53:28 |
- Yes. Stick this down your pants. |
00:53:30 |
That thing will emit such a jolt that it |
00:53:34 |
- [reverberating] |
00:53:46 |
[beeps] |
00:53:48 |
[Charlie] This is a proper tea. |
00:53:51 |
Cup. Bring it up. |
00:53:55 |
Pinky. |
00:53:57 |
This is awesome. |
00:53:59 |
Oh, King Fontana, |
00:54:03 |
I admire proper gentlemen, too. |
00:54:09 |
- What? |
00:54:12 |
[wand reverberates] |
00:54:14 |
That was a good cup of tea. |
00:54:17 |
Why, thank you. As princess of the land, |
00:54:20 |
- It is poo-poo flavored. |
00:54:24 |
- He didn't laugh. Make him laugh. |
00:54:30 |
- Laugh, puppet. Laugh, laugh. |
00:54:50 |
"Here with my board. Have questions." |
00:54:54 |
Cool. I have my board, too. |
00:54:57 |
[speaking Japanese] |
00:55:02 |
[Wilson Pickett: |
00:55:13 |
"Nissan has been our marketing partner |
00:55:17 |
[laughs] |
00:55:18 |
- [dings] |
00:55:23 |
[all exclaiming] |
00:55:32 |
Ah, ah. |
00:55:34 |
Strong words. You suggest we sever ties? |
00:55:40 |
Racecars. Cool. |
00:55:42 |
"...but robots are cooler." |
00:55:45 |
How could he know we're exploring |
00:55:51 |
[barks] |
00:55:56 |
- [dings] |
00:56:01 |
- Fearless, this one. |
00:56:04 |
- Whoa! |
00:56:11 |
- [electrical zapping] |
00:56:15 |
- Too much spin. |
00:56:17 |
[zapping] |
00:56:19 |
I'm OK. |
00:56:22 |
I told your boy not to get the |
00:56:26 |
Sorry, Emily. |
00:56:34 |
Princess? |
00:56:39 |
King Fontana? |
00:56:43 |
Game on. |
00:56:48 |
At your service, my lady. |
00:56:53 |
You know when they found you |
00:56:56 |
there were many in my kingdom |
00:56:58 |
- Really hard word. |
00:57:03 |
And even most regal I, |
00:57:07 |
- A king who was scared? Ha! |
00:57:12 |
But 'tis true. |
00:57:13 |
'Tis the reason why |
00:57:18 |
But the day your king found you, |
00:57:20 |
he vowed to protect you forever. |
00:57:23 |
Even though he didn't know you, |
00:57:27 |
and yes, was a little afraid... |
00:57:31 |
...he vowed to vanquish any and all |
00:57:39 |
You know that. Right, Emily? |
00:57:43 |
You know I'll always be there for you. |
00:57:45 |
You're my daughter, |
00:58:03 |
- Are you crying? |
00:58:06 |
Jimmy Mac, you crying? |
00:58:15 |
[Dan] Your humble servant, madam. |
00:58:17 |
- OK. |
00:58:20 |
This reminds me of an article |
00:58:23 |
which talked about the fact |
00:58:27 |
is negatively correlated |
00:58:30 |
I don't know what |
00:58:32 |
Let's talk about the fact that |
00:58:34 |
- No hands, baby! No hands! |
00:58:39 |
Yeah! You're doing it. |
00:58:44 |
- [bicycle crashing] |
00:58:46 |
[Bryan Adams: Summer of '69] |
00:58:48 |
Hit it! |
00:58:51 |
Rookies. |
00:58:56 |
There you go. That was awesome. |
00:59:06 |
Hey, look! Look! That's us! |
00:59:09 |
Yeah! |
00:59:16 |
We were most impressed by your |
00:59:20 |
But ultimately, |
00:59:24 |
that pushed us over the top. |
00:59:26 |
- Robotics? |
00:59:29 |
We here, at NMG, are ready |
00:59:34 |
Pack your bag, Craig-san. |
00:59:49 |
I've worked so hard! |
00:59:53 |
- We'll translate that later. |
00:59:59 |
- He's very excited. |
01:00:02 |
[Shoukichi Kina and Champloose: |
01:00:13 |
Remember, Thursday morning, |
01:00:14 |
conference call with |
01:00:17 |
You set things up, |
01:00:19 |
Got it. Conference call Thursday, |
01:00:23 |
I just want to say thanks, you guys. |
01:00:26 |
Nobody's ever really believed |
01:00:29 |
And it really means a lot to me. |
01:00:34 |
You're like the 2 dads that I never had. |
01:00:38 |
My 2 father figures. |
01:00:42 |
- All right. |
01:00:46 |
- You don't want to be late. |
01:00:48 |
Look out, Japan. Here comes |
01:00:57 |
[Lifehouse: You and Me] |
01:01:03 |
Oh, God help us. |
01:01:05 |
It was so cool, Mom. |
01:01:08 |
and then we got to hang out |
01:01:12 |
Let me talk to her. |
01:01:15 |
do something huge |
01:01:17 |
But he won't even tell us what it is. |
01:01:19 |
- Let me say hi to him. |
01:01:21 |
Hey. I'm coming to get you tomorrow. |
01:01:24 |
Tomorrow morning, I have |
01:01:26 |
in my entire career, |
01:01:29 |
It's amazing. I left the kids |
01:01:32 |
but now I can't imagine |
01:01:35 |
Me too. |
01:02:26 |
Oh, great. This is a record. |
01:02:29 |
He unplugged a laptop, |
01:02:35 |
- Charlie! |
01:02:36 |
- What?! |
01:02:40 |
- Let's go! |
01:02:42 |
- My notes! |
01:02:46 |
- In 3, 2, 1... |
01:02:55 |
Just a second... Good... |
01:03:00 |
Nishamura-san. |
01:03:02 |
Please accept our |
01:03:04 |
We trust our colleague, Craig, |
01:03:08 |
I'm afraid your colleague, |
01:03:11 |
seen nor heard from |
01:03:14 |
Really? |
01:03:16 |
He 's just a little thing. |
01:03:18 |
He looks more like a little |
01:03:20 |
- You can 't miss him. |
01:03:22 |
He called me from |
01:03:25 |
and all I heard was... |
01:03:29 |
Techno music... and something about |
01:03:33 |
[techno music plays] |
01:03:36 |
* Hey-hey |
01:03:39 |
Ai! Ai! Ai! [shouts] |
01:03:42 |
- Ah... |
01:03:44 |
I have the utmost respect for you, |
01:03:49 |
and a missing executive is not the way |
01:03:53 |
We will do anything |
01:03:55 |
We are there for you, |
01:03:57 |
Good. That is what I hoped to hear. |
01:04:03 |
you and Charlie are the ones |
01:04:07 |
and be our liaison. |
01:04:10 |
That is my final and only offer. |
01:04:21 |
OK... Let's do this. |
01:04:31 |
- Thank you. Oh! |
01:04:34 |
Oh! Freedom. I can smell the air again. |
01:04:39 |
- How are the kids? |
01:04:42 |
- Maybe we should get going. |
01:04:44 |
[Chris Isaak: This Love Will Last] |
01:04:45 |
I just went with the motto, "Don't |
01:04:51 |
The truth is, Dan, most of what |
01:04:55 |
Really? |
01:04:57 |
And the way you've proven yourself |
01:05:00 |
- Bless you. |
01:05:02 |
- Yeah. |
01:05:06 |
Maybe it is time to give us another try. |
01:05:10 |
Really? [laughs] |
01:05:13 |
[Vicki sighs] Timing. |
01:05:15 |
- Timing's perfect. |
01:05:16 |
- [Vicki] Wow. |
01:05:30 |
[Vicki] Where are they? |
01:05:32 |
- Oh, my babies. |
01:05:35 |
Oh! I missed you so much. |
01:05:38 |
All right. I made you guys something. |
01:05:41 |
- [trumpeting] |
01:05:44 |
Thanks, Mom. |
01:05:45 |
Don't worry, Charlie. |
01:05:47 |
I carved you a little soap bunny. |
01:05:51 |
Oh, Charlie. |
01:05:52 |
I'll strike that right off |
01:05:55 |
Hey, that's a thoughtful gift. |
01:06:00 |
We need to discuss something, |
01:06:02 |
- I'll give you a moment. |
01:06:07 |
[dog grunting] |
01:06:12 |
When you reappeared in my life, Charlie |
01:06:17 |
that could be the culmination |
01:06:21 |
But in order to close that deal... |
01:06:28 |
What about our birthday? The big party? |
01:06:30 |
I'm probably going to miss this one. |
01:06:32 |
But I'm going to try really hard |
01:06:36 |
So I'll make the next one |
01:06:39 |
What about what you said 2 weeks ago? |
01:06:42 |
What about trying to make us work? |
01:06:44 |
I meant that. I really did. But... |
01:06:48 |
But, Daddy, if you move to Japan, |
01:06:56 |
I know you wanted me |
01:06:59 |
You all wanted me to be one. |
01:07:01 |
But I'm not. I wish I could be. |
01:07:04 |
I'd fly back and forth |
01:07:10 |
I'm just a guy in marketing. |
01:07:18 |
I'm going to go pack the kids. |
01:07:22 |
I'm sorry, you guys. |
01:07:39 |
- Hello. Thank you. |
01:07:41 |
Why don't we think of |
01:07:43 |
- Uh-huh. |
01:07:47 |
I know you're upset about leaving, |
01:07:51 |
We're going to find somebody |
01:07:53 |
and in 6 months to a year, |
01:07:57 |
- You think? |
01:07:59 |
"Embrace it. People love Japan." |
01:08:03 |
- Want some? |
01:08:05 |
- What? No? |
01:08:08 |
[Pizzicato 5: Twiggy Twiggy] |
01:08:18 |
[Charlie] The truth is, I probably |
01:08:22 |
But I felt bad. These poor, sad people. |
01:08:24 |
Anyway, I'm the first guy |
01:08:27 |
and still get the girl. |
01:08:32 |
That's Yankee ingenuity! |
01:08:34 |
Please, Charlie, show us that |
01:08:47 |
All right, do your thing, superstar. |
01:08:50 |
Thank you. |
01:08:53 |
The American sports market |
01:08:56 |
and what I'd like to do today |
01:08:57 |
is draw a map |
01:09:08 |
OK, Dan. Let's get going. |
01:09:10 |
- I accessed the wrong file. |
01:09:13 |
- Dad! |
01:09:17 |
Um... A little technical... |
01:09:21 |
[speaks Japanese] |
01:09:23 |
- I can do it from my notes. |
01:09:36 |
The first market segment is, um... |
01:09:41 |
Let's go. |
01:09:44 |
The idea of sports to a kid... |
01:09:52 |
[Charlie] Dan, what's going on? |
01:09:56 |
How could you have tanked that |
01:09:59 |
you could've told them we were hiring |
01:10:03 |
That was our dream, Dan! |
01:10:04 |
That was going to put us in the hall |
01:10:08 |
Go! |
01:10:09 |
Remember that USFL account we got? |
01:10:12 |
- Will you please shut up?! |
01:10:15 |
- You want a piece of me? Bring it! |
01:10:17 |
All right! Sorry. |
01:10:20 |
How's this going to work out, snowball? |
01:10:21 |
I don't know, man tan. You'll be OK. |
01:10:24 |
You'll tap-dance your way into a |
01:10:28 |
You never grew up. |
01:10:32 |
[both grumbling] |
01:10:34 |
- God! |
01:10:36 |
- Shut up, Charlie! |
01:10:38 |
- I'm a big man. This is a little seat. |
01:10:41 |
- Stop trying to change me, Charlie. |
01:10:45 |
- Then I'm done. |
01:10:47 |
- Mmm-hmm. |
01:10:50 |
But not done |
01:10:52 |
- No, I'm done with you. |
01:10:54 |
[man on PA] Welcome aboard, |
01:10:56 |
We got 18 hours |
01:10:58 |
so turn to the person next to you |
01:11:02 |
It's going to be a long ride. |
01:11:06 |
Where you from? |
01:11:10 |
The whole trip was a bust |
01:11:13 |
Amanda, could I call you back? |
01:11:14 |
I got to pick up Lucky |
01:11:19 |
Where's my boy? Where's my boy? |
01:11:22 |
Lucky, come here, boy. |
01:11:27 |
Where is he? |
01:11:32 |
- Where is he? |
01:11:35 |
[David Gray: As I'm Leavin'] |
01:11:43 |
[Charlie on machine] |
01:11:46 |
Thought you'd like to know that after |
01:11:50 |
my true best friend, Lucky, has passed. |
01:11:52 |
Maybe my life isn't as blessed |
01:11:56 |
I thought you'd like to know |
01:11:59 |
followed by a small, |
01:12:02 |
I'm indifferent as to whether you come. |
01:12:03 |
- [machine beeps] |
01:12:05 |
and I'm back in New York. |
01:12:07 |
I know I messed up. |
01:12:08 |
I take full responsibility |
01:12:11 |
I'm not going to beg, |
01:12:15 |
The truth is that I was a preemie. |
01:12:17 |
I was several weeks premature, and |
01:12:21 |
I'm not making excuses, |
01:12:22 |
- [machine beeps] |
01:12:38 |
Oh... [sighs heavily] |
01:12:40 |
You know someone a bunch of years, |
01:12:42 |
and it's easy to forget |
01:12:46 |
to have known them for even one day. |
01:12:49 |
And that was Lucky, to me. |
01:12:54 |
He... Well, even more important, |
01:12:58 |
And where was I when he was |
01:13:00 |
In Japan, making a business deal. |
01:13:05 |
Is there anyone who would like |
01:13:08 |
- before we say goodbye? |
01:13:20 |
I've had the great pleasure |
01:13:22 |
in Charlie's life for the past 30 years. |
01:13:26 |
Like Lucky, |
01:13:28 |
I feel like a fortunate son of a gun |
01:13:36 |
- You're so cute. |
01:13:38 |
Here. A nice bowl of cold water. |
01:13:40 |
- I'm really glad you came, man. |
01:13:42 |
It's really important to me. |
01:13:45 |
- I've said some things... |
01:13:47 |
- I have to. |
01:13:49 |
You've always had faith in me, |
01:13:52 |
You're not just my best friend, |
01:13:55 |
You're loyal, honorable... |
01:13:58 |
But? See I knew there was a "but." |
01:14:02 |
Aside from going into business with you, |
01:14:04 |
I've only made 2 good decisions |
01:14:07 |
Marrying Vicki and taking those kids. |
01:14:11 |
And those are the 2 most impulsive |
01:14:13 |
besides the tattoo, which, |
01:14:16 |
I feel another moment of Dan Rayburn |
01:14:20 |
Charlie, this is big. |
01:14:22 |
change of scenery, |
01:14:25 |
Oh, Dan. We'll figure out the business. |
01:14:29 |
- Yeah, but... I have to get them back. |
01:14:36 |
We're gonna get 'em back. |
01:14:38 |
Yeah. Yeah, little man. |
01:14:52 |
- Out of the way. Dad on a mission. |
01:14:55 |
I'll do whatever it takes |
01:14:59 |
You want to lighten up |
01:15:01 |
- We got a zoo exit coming up here. |
01:15:04 |
I'm not gonna miss that birthday party. |
01:15:06 |
It's just great to get the 3 amigos |
01:15:08 |
[both] You're still on probation! |
01:15:14 |
- [Dan] No, no. That's not a lock. |
01:15:17 |
Nah. Sorry, |
01:15:20 |
But my kids are in there. |
01:15:23 |
and I have to be there because I'm Dad. |
01:15:25 |
Yeah. This is Dan Rayburn, superdad. |
01:15:27 |
Check on your list. R-A-Y-B-U-R-N. |
01:15:30 |
[man] Superdad is super late, all right? |
01:15:34 |
You don't even have the same last name |
01:15:38 |
- How does 3 big ones sound? |
01:15:41 |
Don't you ever hand me |
01:15:45 |
- Come on. You can let us... |
01:15:47 |
- [Charlie] It's fine. |
01:15:49 |
He's got a heart problem. |
01:15:52 |
- You shall not pass. |
01:15:56 |
Charlie, what are you doing? |
01:15:59 |
What are you thinking? |
01:16:01 |
Danny boy, I am going to |
01:16:05 |
at great risk |
01:16:08 |
- [Craig] Through here? |
01:16:11 |
- That's breaking and entering. No, no. |
01:16:13 |
- Don't do that. |
01:16:15 |
- [Charlie] Why? |
01:16:17 |
OK. Go ahead. |
01:16:21 |
Yeah... |
01:16:22 |
- Come on. Come on. |
01:16:25 |
- I need some help. I need help. |
01:16:29 |
- OK. |
01:16:31 |
- [Craig] Me? OK. |
01:16:33 |
- [indistinct chattering] |
01:16:43 |
- We made it. |
01:16:44 |
Yeah! Can't keep Dan Rayburn out. |
01:16:49 |
Never doubt you, Charlie. Never. |
01:16:51 |
- We are in the zoo, guys. |
01:16:54 |
A moat. I wonder what lives here. |
01:16:56 |
- [all exclaim] |
01:16:59 |
- What? |
01:17:01 |
Hold still. Don't do it. Don't move. |
01:17:04 |
- Gorilla. Silverback gorilla. |
01:17:07 |
Don't look at him in the eyes. |
01:17:09 |
If you don't see him, he doesn't |
01:17:12 |
You have to be aggressive with |
01:17:14 |
- Back up to the tunnel. |
01:17:17 |
- Retreat. No, retreat. |
01:17:20 |
He senses fear, he attacks. |
01:17:24 |
- [howling] |
01:17:29 |
[all continue shouting] |
01:17:34 |
- [Charlie] Food! |
01:17:38 |
Aah! |
01:17:43 |
- Oh! |
01:17:46 |
Aggression not working. |
01:17:49 |
- Or run! |
01:17:52 |
Run! Go! |
01:17:56 |
Come on, Danny boy. |
01:17:58 |
- [grunting] |
01:17:59 |
- [growling] |
01:18:06 |
[both yell] |
01:18:14 |
- We're alive! |
01:18:17 |
- Penguins! |
01:18:20 |
- I love penguins. |
01:18:23 |
[all screeching] |
01:18:25 |
- Angry penguins! |
01:18:28 |
Go to your kids! |
01:18:31 |
Ow! Ow! Ow! |
01:18:35 |
Charlie! Charlie! |
01:18:38 |
- I love you, Charlie! |
01:18:45 |
[whimpering] |
01:18:51 |
[softly] Help. Help. |
01:18:56 |
Aahh... |
01:18:59 |
Everybody, it's cake time. |
01:19:05 |
Oh! |
01:19:08 |
- Birthday parties. Which way? |
01:19:10 |
But the tunnel's closed. |
01:19:13 |
No, no. I got to get |
01:19:19 |
OK. |
01:19:21 |
- What are you doing? |
01:19:23 |
wants a superhero |
01:19:26 |
- Mom calls me, I show up. |
01:19:32 |
We're going to sing Happy Birthday. |
01:19:36 |
- How does this work? |
01:19:38 |
- It's not rocket science, chief. |
01:19:41 |
- Aah... Sure. |
01:19:47 |
Daddy's coming. Yeah! |
01:19:50 |
- Northwest! |
01:19:52 |
- [man] Go for it! |
01:19:58 |
Killer penguins. |
01:20:02 |
- Killer penguins! |
01:20:05 |
Dan! What's he doing up there? |
01:20:08 |
Ah, he wanted to be a superhero |
01:20:10 |
- He know what he's doing? |
01:20:15 |
Go, Danny boy! |
01:20:19 |
There's no stopping Dan Rayburn! |
01:20:23 |
Did you see a little man? |
01:20:26 |
He's got reddish hair. |
01:20:29 |
[moaning] Just go to your happy place! |
01:20:31 |
- Just go to a happy place! |
01:20:37 |
I can fly! |
01:20:40 |
I can fly! Yes! |
01:20:46 |
Happy birthday, Zach and Emily! |
01:20:51 |
Look, guys, it's a superhero, |
01:20:54 |
I'm coming, kids! |
01:20:57 |
- Oh, my gosh! Dan? |
01:20:59 |
- It's me, Fatherman! |
01:21:02 |
[Dan] Yeah! |
01:21:04 |
I knew it. |
01:21:05 |
That's right, kids. |
01:21:08 |
[motor sputtering] |
01:21:09 |
- Isn't enough fuel. |
01:21:10 |
[screaming] |
01:21:22 |
[sings All Out of Love] |
01:21:34 |
- [growling] |
01:21:39 |
I'm so sorry. |
01:21:43 |
Mission accomplished. |
01:21:44 |
I'm not that bad. It doesn't hurt. |
01:21:47 |
I just need to go home and sleep it off. |
01:21:49 |
- You want to go home? |
01:21:51 |
You're in Burlington. |
01:21:53 |
I know that. |
01:21:58 |
You moved here? |
01:21:59 |
Look, I know |
01:22:03 |
when I chose Japan over you. |
01:22:06 |
And after what happened in South Beach, |
01:22:10 |
But these guys |
01:22:13 |
Good timing or bad timing, I love them. |
01:22:17 |
I moved here so, |
01:22:20 |
I could be closer to them. |
01:22:23 |
I'm not a superhero, kids. |
01:22:26 |
because, you know, superheroes |
01:22:30 |
And I just want to be with you guys... |
01:22:33 |
forever, if you'll let me. |
01:22:40 |
Deal. |
01:22:42 |
You're on my oxygen! |
01:22:44 |
Aah! [laughs] |
01:22:52 |
[snoring] |
01:22:56 |
Subtitles: Arigon |
01:23:15 |
- [growling] |
01:23:18 |
[Lily Allen: LDN] |
01:23:20 |
[Charlie] Long story short, |
01:23:23 |
And Nishamura calls and says, |
01:23:24 |
"We want a family man |
01:23:27 |
Boom, $47 million in fees later, |
01:23:30 |
here we are on my best friend's boat |
01:23:32 |
That is a true story. I mean, come on. |
01:23:34 |
Well, it's a good thing |
01:23:37 |
because the high seas are a |
01:23:41 |
Excuse me. What are you doing |
01:23:46 |
It's my kid, OK? The fruit of my loins. |
01:23:50 |
We're going to fix this boat |
01:23:52 |
[Dan] Your baby's only 3 months old! |
01:23:53 |
- [moaning] |
01:23:56 |
- [choking] |
01:23:59 |
All right, so 2 weeks. |
01:24:01 |
Keep the office running smooth |
01:24:03 |
- That'll be my sole scope of work. |
01:24:05 |
no more karaoke. You are cut off. |
01:24:08 |
Not even in your own house. |
01:24:10 |
- Go To! We're gonna miss you, Go To. |
01:24:20 |
- Oh... |
01:24:22 |
Listen. Are you good at puzzles? |
01:24:24 |
[Vicki] Everybody take their |
01:24:28 |
[Gary] Wow. Should we tell? |
01:24:29 |
I think I remember where they go. |
01:24:33 |
Yeah. |
01:24:36 |
All right, we got the bags stowed below. |
01:24:39 |
have been distributed. |
01:24:42 |
and then |
01:24:44 |
All right, |
01:24:46 |
Big smiles. Let's look real happy. |
01:24:48 |
- [Charlie] Today, Craig. |
01:24:50 |
Maybe not quite so happy. |
01:24:54 |
[camera clicks] |
01:24:55 |
[Pete Townshend: |