Old Dogs

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00:00:34 [Bryan Adams:
00:02:21 [man] This walk is exactly
00:02:23 You've been coiled up like a spring.
00:02:26 It's a big meeting, I'd think
00:02:28 I don't get nervous, Dan. I get excited.
00:02:32 Please don't tell the story.
00:02:34 You're a people person,
00:02:36 but in business meetings you tell
00:02:39 - and it embarrasses me.
00:02:42 - [dog grunts]
00:02:46 - [groans]
00:02:48 I think he's too old for sprints.
00:02:51 Those are my knees.
00:02:53 Do you really think I tell
00:02:56 I do it because it's a sales tool.
00:02:58 Charlie, let's win this account
00:03:00 It's sports marketing.
00:03:02 - I don't want to be the edge.
00:03:05 Sure thing, guys!
00:03:08 - [boy grunts]
00:03:10 - [boy] Ow!
00:03:12 - Why did you do that?
00:03:16 - I didn't mean to.
00:03:18 [Dan] I'm sorry!
00:03:20 You're allergic to anything
00:03:22 - Promise you won't tell the story.
00:03:26 [Charlie] OK, you guys want to hear
00:03:29 - [Dan] No, don't.
00:03:31 All right. 7 years ago,
00:03:34 and his ex-wife had
00:03:36 And his bank account drained.
00:03:39 - [speaking Japanese]
00:03:41 That's good.
00:03:44 Stiff upper lip! Getting smart!
00:03:48 - What?
00:03:50 [Charlie] People say I saved
00:03:52 [wailing]
00:03:54 - So many people get divorced.
00:03:56 And neither one of you wanted kids.
00:04:00 But that didn't console him.
00:04:03 Mr. Good Time is going to
00:04:06 - Why are there 2 pieces of luggage?
00:04:11 - Nothing too wild.
00:04:15 Hey, Mr. Good Times.
00:04:19 Can we go home now?
00:04:20 - [siren sounds]
00:04:22 - Whoa.
00:04:23 Does this drink
00:04:25 It's insane! Just a sip, I think.
00:04:27 So as a best friend, I felt compelled
00:04:30 to give him a gentle reminder
00:04:33 - I want it to say: "free man!"
00:04:36 Big letters, right across his chest.
00:04:37 "Free man!" Comprende?
00:04:40 - [exclaims in foreign language]
00:04:43 - [Dan screaming]
00:04:45 [Charlie] I could have sworn
00:04:47 - It was supposed to say "free man."
00:04:51 [crowd chanting]
00:04:54 Free man!
00:04:58 [screaming]
00:04:59 [chuckling] It's funny, guys.
00:05:04 Then the unexpected happened.
00:05:06 Look at all the babes.
00:05:09 [Charlie] 14 hours after
00:05:11 Dan met Vicki, the girl of his dreams.
00:05:14 - Whoa!
00:05:16 [Charlie] Girl in white, 11 o'clock.
00:05:17 - Yeah, but...
00:05:20 - No, the other Queen.
00:05:22 [Charlie] She was traveling
00:05:24 I thought maybe the friend
00:05:27 because of the way
00:05:29 T urns out she's a hand model.
00:05:30 - [speaks Japanese]...hand model.
00:05:33 They model with their hands.
00:05:36 [Charlie] So, within minutes,
00:05:38 No, scratch that.
00:05:41 Charlie, look at these pictures!
00:05:43 My whole life I've never taken
00:05:46 [Dan and Vicki] * No matter how
00:05:49 [Charlie] I'd never seen him
00:05:50 I mean, so impulsive.
00:05:52 - [cracking]
00:05:55 [Charlie] Or maybe not so changed.
00:05:57 It's hard to explain to a guy
00:06:00 in his life there's
00:06:02 The good kind, OK,
00:06:07 That was so romantic.
00:06:12 But when he woke up, he remembered,
00:06:16 - and I've gone and done it again!"
00:06:18 [Charlie] To a woman that
00:06:23 [speaking Japanese]
00:06:25 -...soul mate.
00:06:28 [men laughing]
00:06:30 Soul mate!
00:06:37 They never laugh this much.
00:06:40 So, a few hours later,
00:06:44 is the only guy I know that's been
00:06:47 - Now, that's a true story.
00:06:52 [all chanting]
00:06:59 - It was supposed to say "free man."
00:07:03 It's a big mistake.
00:07:06 I don't really think that story
00:07:11 No, I'm sorry.
00:07:14 So just get up there and do
00:07:18 Banzai!
00:07:19 - [shouting]
00:07:22 - [Charlie groans]
00:07:24 entering the US sports market
00:07:27 Now, I know you've met
00:07:29 but I'm about to show you
00:07:34 run by 2 seasoned pros
00:07:39 [men cheering]
00:07:40 47 million dollars over 5 years.
00:07:42 Man, you better shape up
00:07:45 'cause you're going to Tokyo, baby!
00:07:46 Thank you. This is the kind of
00:07:49 And you will not be sorry.
00:07:53 - That's "Go To." You go to me.
00:07:57 Biggest deal of our lives
00:07:59 So it's a done deal now?
00:08:02 Like next week when Nishamura
00:08:04 we have to win them over
00:08:06 - That'll be easy.
00:08:07 Then, 2 weeks from now,
00:08:09 - to their executive board of directors.
00:08:12 All right, sunshine.
00:08:15 - I was not divorced twice, OK?
00:08:17 One of them was an annulment.
00:08:19 - Look at that face!
00:08:22 Look at this, Craig.
00:08:24 - The face of a winner.
00:08:26 for 6 months to make the
00:08:29 And I don't care who knows it. A toast
00:08:32 - Dan Rayburn! Whoo!
00:08:34 - Arigato!
00:08:43 It all comes down to this.
00:08:44 - I don't think so.
00:08:46 This one's the shooter.
00:08:48 - [Charlie] Let's see it.
00:08:51 - Oh. Uh-oh!
00:08:52 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh.
00:08:54 [Charlie]
00:08:56 - [Craig] It's a leaking dog.
00:08:57 That's a... That's a neat trick.
00:09:01 I lost count. Vet said it was a record.
00:09:04 You might want to put
00:09:07 [dog growls]
00:09:08 - Yo.
00:09:10 Japanese real estate agents.
00:09:13 Thank you. I just want to find
00:09:15 I've been getting so immersed
00:09:17 by the time I hit Tokyo, they're
00:09:20 They'll be like, "Who is this local?"
00:09:22 I don't care if you stay on the top
00:09:26 - This can't be.
00:09:29 - Vicki.
00:09:31 South Beach Vicki? She's in town.
00:09:33 - She wants to see me. Today.
00:09:38 - No.
00:09:40 You know last Christmas
00:09:43 I was feeling really lonely.
00:09:46 And maybe I wrote a 7-to-10-page
00:09:48 - Oh, Dan.
00:09:50 You've been using your feelings
00:09:52 to avoid your life for 7 years.
00:09:54 I set you up in the most exclusive
00:09:58 You've never been to theme nights.
00:09:59 You never once went to the
00:10:02 You know, maybe she hasn't
00:10:05 - Well, you can't do it.
00:10:06 Because we're in the middle
00:10:08 and you don't have the time.
00:10:10 She lives in Vermont. It's perfect.
00:10:13 You get 6 to 9 months
00:10:15 late-night phone calls.
00:10:18 She wants to meet me
00:10:19 and I don't know what
00:10:21 It's not formal, obviously,
00:10:23 but do I wear a sport coat,
00:10:26 You can wear a sports coat,
00:10:28 - [Dan] Why?
00:10:29 [groans]
00:10:32 This is his first time, so you can see
00:10:36 - What do you think of the El Tropical?
00:10:38 - Oh, great.
00:10:40 - You all set?
00:10:42 - I'm ready. Alrighty, let's do this.
00:10:46 Face forward, press the red button,
00:10:50 Keep your eyes closed and call me
00:10:54 OK.
00:10:57 Eyes closed. She wanted a golden god,
00:11:02 Whoa, um...
00:11:04 - [doors lock]
00:11:06 I definitely think that the tan line
00:11:10 - Uh-huh. Sexy.
00:11:11 I'm gonna start now. [whistling]
00:11:19 [machine humming]
00:11:22 Whoa!
00:11:23 [Perez Prado and His Orchestra:
00:11:28 [shrieks]
00:11:29 1... Whoa!
00:11:32 2. 3. 4. 5. 6.
00:11:36 7. 8. 9. OK!
00:11:40 Hello!
00:11:42 [buzzer sounding]
00:11:45 I'm finished!
00:11:47 Be there in a sec.
00:11:49 So, do you, like, really know Shaq?
00:11:52 - Whose numbers are those?
00:11:58 - [buzzing]
00:12:01 - Shaq! Yeah, Charlie.
00:12:06 - Tell him your name.
00:12:08 Anybody out there?
00:12:10 Do you remember me?
00:12:12 Help!
00:12:13 Yeah. I don't know who
00:12:15 I have an emergency here!
00:12:18 - Help!
00:12:21 Just relax. Be there in a sec.
00:12:23 Help!
00:12:25 - A tanning emergency?
00:12:29 Keep the heat kind of medium...
00:12:32 Throw a little bit of butter, and...
00:12:52 [man on PA] Westbound local
00:12:55 Westbound local now arriving.
00:13:02 [speaking foreign language]
00:13:06 I'm from Hoboken.
00:13:11 [both speaking foreign language]
00:13:15 What am I, the United Nations?
00:13:17 Look, Mom,
00:13:19 I'm an Oompa-Loompa. I can't do this!
00:13:21 - [sighs] Excuse me...
00:13:26 Vicki?
00:13:27 - [laughing] Wow!
00:13:30 - I mean, hi!
00:13:32 Look at you! You're so tan.
00:13:35 Yeah. Yeah.
00:13:38 Boca. Volleyball, and...
00:13:41 - Thanks, Tan.
00:13:43 - I mean, Dan.
00:13:46 [both laughing]
00:13:47 I got us a table upstairs.
00:13:49 - Let's eat. Yeah.
00:13:56 - [both] Thank you.
00:13:58 [both chuckling]
00:14:02 I really don't know where to start, Dan.
00:14:07 I need to share it with...
00:14:09 Stop... in the name of love.
00:14:14 Look, 7 years ago,
00:14:17 But it was bad timing.
00:14:20 Now, we'll take it super slow,
00:14:25 Just us. I, um...
00:14:29 I'm ready to put these back together.
00:14:32 - I'm going to jail.
00:14:34 Tomorrow. 2 weeks for trespassing.
00:14:37 - Why?
00:14:39 to build a plant that would've
00:14:42 So I kind of chained myself
00:14:45 and burned the blueprints to the plant.
00:14:47 Look at you.
00:14:49 Well, I had ulterior motives.
00:14:52 - You're... Career politician?
00:14:55 Zach and Emily play near that stream.
00:14:58 Kids.
00:15:00 You know, I just never thought that...
00:15:03 You... you'd be attached. But...
00:15:07 - Actually, I'm a single mom.
00:15:09 You kidder!
00:15:11 - Twins!
00:15:13 Yeah. They think I'm going
00:15:17 - Whoops!
00:15:19 You remember my best friend,
00:15:21 - Oh, yeah.
00:15:23 They're staying with her.
00:15:25 You got so much going on, girl.
00:15:29 That's good, because there's
00:15:32 - What is it?
00:15:34 - [heart beating]
00:15:38 [explosion sound effects]
00:15:39 You guys weren't supposed
00:15:41 I'm... Da... Da...
00:15:43 Oh! Hey, look who's panicking again.
00:15:46 [laughing]
00:15:53 He does not look good.
00:15:54 No! I'm OK.
00:15:58 [groans]
00:15:59 Guys, would you give us
00:16:14 Dan, I got your letter 6 months ago,
00:16:19 I was completely ready to go it alone.
00:16:22 But here was this...
00:16:26 12-page, single-spaced letter
00:16:31 and suddenly
00:16:35 Then 3 weeks ago,
00:16:38 and Zach had to go to the bathroom,
00:16:40 to the ladies' room
00:16:44 I realized, he's never
00:16:46 - Really?
00:16:51 So I thought, maybe it's time
00:16:55 I have to confess, I've always been
00:17:03 But I guess, if they're your own,
00:17:07 Well, we got a few hours to kill
00:17:11 - Let's find out.
00:17:13 But first, what do you say
00:17:19 I know a few family secrets.
00:17:21 - You don't like it?
00:17:23 - Not at all.
00:17:26 - [Vicki] How's your face feel?
00:17:29 - Come on, Dad!
00:17:31 Not the spinning one.
00:17:34 Hey, Dad? Want to see my
00:17:37 Oh, I'd love to, Z. Thanks.
00:17:38 - Zach likes to make lists.
00:17:40 - [Dan] Hot wings and milkshakes.
00:17:43 Oh, no, it gives me diarrhea.
00:17:44 I mean, stomach problems
00:17:49 - Oh.
00:17:50 Oh, OK.
00:17:52 Hang on. Can you watch Emily?
00:17:53 - Sure.
00:17:57 With me?
00:17:59 OK.
00:18:03 [toilet flushing]
00:18:07 You're pretty old. How come
00:18:11 Well, um...
00:18:14 Initially, it was kind of a...
00:18:16 You do know where kids
00:18:18 - Yeah, sure.
00:18:25 Well, um...
00:18:27 In nature, the male and
00:18:32 in what some have called the
00:18:37 - [Zach farting]
00:18:43 - [Zach farts]
00:18:46 My mom usually waits outside.
00:18:48 I'll bet she does. I'm out of here.
00:18:51 [horn honks]
00:18:56 OK.
00:18:59 - Ooh! You're early.
00:19:01 I can do my hand cream later. Hi!
00:19:03 - [Zach] Hi, Aunt Jenna!
00:19:05 Hi, Zach. Hello, Emily!
00:19:09 - I booked it!
00:19:11 - I gotta go potty.
00:19:15 - OK, I got them.
00:19:16 - No, no, it's all right...
00:19:19 - [screaming]
00:19:21 Oh, no! I got it.
00:19:23 - OK, I got it.
00:19:25 - No, wait. No, please don't.
00:19:27 [car alarm blaring]
00:19:29 - [mouthing] Oh, my God.
00:19:31 Oh, sorry!
00:19:34 [yells]
00:19:36 - Oh...
00:19:40 She's gonna be fine. She's a fighter.
00:19:43 She looks good. You look good, hon.
00:19:49 Can you hand me my cell phone?
00:19:54 All right. Here we go. Here it is, hon.
00:19:59 - Do you want help?
00:20:01 I'm going to give you a minute. [kisses]
00:20:04 - I'm so sorry.
00:20:11 Oh, God! What am I gonna do?
00:20:14 Come on, you're a great gal. You must
00:20:18 That I could trust
00:20:20 This is a disaster!
00:20:24 That's not true.
00:20:28 - [sighs]
00:20:31 [Vicki exhales, laughs]
00:20:33 [Dan] I'll do it.
00:20:37 - I will.
00:20:39 Oh, yeah.
00:20:40 - [both laughing]
00:20:43 [sighs] This is good.
00:20:48 [Vicki panting]
00:20:51 - Do you know anybody else?
00:20:55 [Free: All Right Now]
00:20:57 [Charlie] And then suddenly,
00:21:01 when we have the biggest deal ever?
00:21:03 I put their aunt in a halo for a month!
00:21:07 You're supposed to give them back!
00:21:09 - They'll find another baby-sitter!
00:21:11 They're my kids. It's not like puppies.
00:21:13 - Let's break it down. It's 2 weeks.
00:21:15 - Yeah.
00:21:17 They sleep 10, 12 hours, right, a day?
00:21:19 - If you're lucky.
00:21:21 You've got bathroom time.
00:21:24 You know what?
00:21:25 You're looking at about 90 minutes
00:21:28 90 minutes?
00:21:29 It's a run-out-the-clock
00:21:31 - It's not sudden death.
00:21:32 - Ha! We can do this.
00:21:36 You are on Planet Dan now, baby.
00:21:39 I'm down here on Earth,
00:21:41 You started this, remember? You're
00:21:45 "Mr. Feel-good" is gonna
00:21:48 I wasn't alone then,
00:21:51 So, tomorrow morning, 7:30, I want you
00:21:55 Because if I'm going to be
00:21:58 you're going to be "Uncle Charlie."
00:22:02 Well, I don't want to
00:22:07 [Vicki] For both of them, I've packed
00:22:10 - That everything?
00:22:12 [sighs] I can't believe I'm doing this.
00:22:15 Me, too.
00:22:16 Here's the number for
00:22:18 - Poison control?
00:22:20 No, I think most of them I know.
00:22:22 I should have compiled a list
00:22:25 I'm not going to poison our
00:22:27 - Have you ever been to a casino?
00:22:29 - Have you ever seen the movie Casino?
00:22:31 OK, there are only pay phones
00:22:34 so I will call you on your cell phone.
00:22:35 - OK.
00:22:37 Please, Dan.
00:22:40 Promise me you will not
00:22:42 - No strangers. Check.
00:22:45 The kids have never seen
00:22:48 - Oh, my God!
00:22:50 He was scared of
00:22:52 The monkeys got him nuts.
00:22:54 - Oh, and one more thing.
00:22:57 Well, Emily has kind of concocted
00:23:01 Oh. Why?
00:23:03 Well, it was her way of
00:23:06 and it seemed harmless enough to me.
00:23:08 - What are my powers?
00:23:11 - Bulletproof and flying.
00:23:13 - [kids] Ooh!
00:23:15 - Oh, gosh, I gotta go.
00:23:18 I'm going to miss them so much.
00:23:21 OK...
00:23:22 Promise me...
00:23:24 You will devote every ounce of
00:23:28 I promise.
00:23:30 - Promise me.
00:23:32 [horns honking]
00:23:34 - So, you're not a superhero?
00:23:38 [honking]
00:23:39 Want to pick up the pace, Chachi?
00:23:42 How about putting it in drive, grandma?
00:23:44 There are babies on board!
00:23:56 Ooh... Who's up for
00:23:59 - [kids] Me! Me!
00:24:01 - Why not?
00:24:04 Hey everybody, let's kick this off
00:24:07 How about the heartland granola?
00:24:09 That's like nature's broom!
00:24:11 Hey! Whoa!
00:24:13 - Sorry.
00:24:16 - Here you go.
00:24:18 That kind of thing happens.
00:24:20 - Hi there. How are you?
00:24:22 - [Dan] Good.
00:24:25 - What's your name?
00:24:28 Oh, Rochelle. [chuckles]
00:24:31 Well, I didn't know they could
00:24:35 Hey, Pops?
00:24:38 I'm not a grandparent.
00:24:40 My grandkids call me "Nub-Nub."
00:24:44 Nub-Nub's good.
00:24:45 [woman over PA]
00:24:46 We've just been informed we have
00:24:50 [fanfare plays]
00:24:53 * Hey! Seniors, seniors, seniors!
00:24:56 * Seniors, seniors, seniors!
00:24:59 * Seniors, seniors, seniors!
00:25:02 * Seniors, seniors, seniors,
00:25:06 * On us!
00:25:10 - * Seniors, seniors, seniors...
00:25:13 Rochelle, Rochelle... I don't know
00:25:18 Just a little too much
00:25:21 Oh, no.
00:25:22 Oh, no, no.
00:25:25 Don't worry. It's nothing
00:25:27 - I'm not embarrassed.
00:25:31 It's a glass of water, that's all.
00:25:33 One glass of water
00:25:35 Uh-huh. Uh...
00:25:39 [Dan] Also, please tell them
00:25:41 on the golf game with Mr. Nishamura.
00:25:44 [speaking Japanese]
00:25:45 Write that on your resume?
00:25:48 - Would you handle them?
00:25:52 Will you excuse me for one moment?
00:25:54 Get off there. I'm sorry, Dan.
00:25:56 - What are you, a frat boy?
00:25:58 - Timeout.
00:26:00 - Give that back! Yes.
00:26:03 [Zach] Toss it to me, Emily!
00:26:06 Your Japanese is so terrific.
00:26:09 - You speak Japanese?
00:26:11 But I don't have to speak Japanese
00:26:13 to see how beautiful
00:26:16 Don't go out there! Don't go out there!
00:26:20 - Yeah, I'm their favorite uncle.
00:26:25 - How old do you think they are?
00:26:30 - 7?
00:26:34 - Fraternal twins?
00:26:36 [both laughing]
00:26:40 Oh, jeez. When you're around
00:26:42 you got to develop a sense of humor.
00:26:45 - But it's rewarding, too.
00:26:48 Do you like the beach,
00:26:50 Love!
00:26:53 Why don't you come
00:26:55 I'm going to meet some friends
00:26:57 You can even bring
00:26:58 Well, I just may do that,
00:27:02 [both laugh]
00:27:04 Go camping,
00:27:07 my first pro baseball game,
00:27:11 That's my Dad List.
00:27:12 That sounds great.
00:27:16 - Put these on, all right?
00:27:20 Technically, you're not supposed
00:27:22 But we're going to have
00:27:26 [whispers indistinctly]
00:27:31 Dan?
00:27:33 Ooh! Betty. Hide! Go, go!
00:27:35 - Dan, is that you?
00:27:37 - Hi! You are looking good.
00:27:41 [laughing] What's all that racket?
00:27:44 I don't know. Maybe immigrants.
00:27:46 Raccoons, most likely.
00:27:48 No... Oh, my God, I see kids!
00:27:50 - No, these are my...
00:27:52 - [screaming]
00:27:54 [siren wails]
00:27:56 Why don't you put them in a hotel?
00:27:58 [Dan] They'd also love a spa,
00:28:01 - Don't touch that!
00:28:04 Watch out! A lot of expensive things...
00:28:06 - Are you out of your mind?
00:28:08 Come on!
00:28:09 Listen. You're the one
00:28:11 - I cajoled you, I cajoled you.
00:28:15 Look, they're going upstairs now!
00:28:18 This is my crib, man!
00:28:21 This is where I sink the 3 points.
00:28:25 This isn't for kids, man.
00:28:27 Look, that pool out there,
00:28:30 Look at this place! I got
00:28:34 Those spears probably
00:28:35 You don't want them in this house.
00:28:37 I do not lead a child-safe life, man!
00:28:43 It is not... not how I roll. You know?
00:28:45 - Charlie...
00:28:47 - I'm barely treading water here.
00:28:49 I don't know these kids very long,
00:28:52 And they need a home. And so do I.
00:28:56 Right now,
00:29:04 [sighs]
00:29:05 Thanks, bro. You're the best.
00:29:09 OK. You went emotional and it paid off.
00:29:12 - Good.
00:29:14 OK.
00:29:15 [Brett Dennen: Make You Crazy]
00:29:18 Oh, it's Vicki! Kids!
00:29:21 Well, first everybody thought
00:29:24 Then he pretty much worked
00:29:28 [slowly] "Everything is fine."
00:29:31 And he did say he was going to do
00:29:35 That sounds promising. See?
00:29:38 Here's Dad.
00:29:41 Hey, Vic. Didn't she sound wonderful?
00:29:43 - How's everything going?
00:29:45 Don't you worry a moment
00:29:48 because everything's going great.
00:29:52 OK, you guys... lights out.
00:29:56 [Dan] OK.
00:29:58 Alrighty. There you go.
00:30:00 - You have your creature? Good.
00:30:06 - You OK?
00:30:09 Good night.
00:30:37 I just shook my daughter's hand
00:30:42 I'm no good at this, Charlie.
00:30:44 Come on. You're trying.
00:30:47 Thanks.
00:30:54 They are cute, though.
00:30:55 Yeah. They are when they're
00:31:09 - [pounding, drilling]
00:31:12 [man] Whoo-wee! Look at this, Nick!
00:31:14 [drill buzzing]
00:31:21 - Ready for the other one?
00:31:25 [man] No, no, no. It's all good.
00:31:26 - [drill buzzing]
00:31:28 [tool dropping]
00:31:30 - What are you doing?
00:31:33 That's Nick and I'm Gary.
00:31:36 - Really?
00:31:39 to all your personal drawers and stuff.
00:31:41 - Dan! Dan! Did you do this?
00:31:46 - Oh, yeah.
00:31:47 - Definitely.
00:31:49 You described this house as being
00:31:51 so I hired the best
00:31:53 The tall guy over there,
00:31:56 What kind of a civil engineer
00:32:02 Failed one, sir,
00:32:06 I got a lot of bad road
00:32:10 That's why I'm going to be extra
00:32:13 They're 7. And they're his kids.
00:32:15 - That's true.
00:32:17 - and I'm all for it.
00:32:18 Even I know you do not baby-proof
00:32:22 - Oh!
00:32:24 Sir, you got a flamethrower
00:32:27 - It's a fashion. It's a style.
00:32:29 What guy buys poison-tipped spears?
00:32:31 A thousand years ago they were poison.
00:32:34 You bought those a thousand years ago?
00:32:36 - Expect me to believe that?
00:32:40 You brought the kids to this house.
00:32:43 Those are dog treats.
00:32:44 Everything tastes like dog food
00:32:48 You ate the salmon?
00:32:51 - That was a gift.
00:32:58 - You guys better pack.
00:33:00 - Why are you dressed like that?
00:33:03 Camping.
00:33:05 And we're Pioneers, so you
00:33:08 We have 50 files of Nishamura
00:33:11 Guys, camping...
00:33:15 - [Zach] But you promised!
00:33:17 but I didn't realize camping involved a
00:33:21 - [Zach] But you promised.
00:33:24 - aren't written in stone.
00:33:47 [inhaling] We've been a Pioneer family
00:33:51 I practically grew up in these woods
00:33:55 Gramps was troop leader 63 years ago,
00:33:59 and was the recipient of the
00:34:03 Interred for eternity...
00:34:09 in a tomb erected with his own hands,
00:34:13 right here on this...
00:34:18 [shuddering]
00:34:21 Not in front of the kids.
00:34:23 Hey. Hey. Psst.
00:34:26 Hey! You remind me of that
00:34:31 - What?
00:34:34 Yeah, you. You! Mr. Wall-of-Hair.
00:34:36 Rick, you're a counselor here.
00:34:39 - Something I got to tell you.
00:34:42 the world to the Taylor clan.
00:34:47 Troop leader. Patriot. TSA supervisor.
00:34:51 And dad. I am Barry Taylor.
00:34:55 - [computer beeping]
00:34:59 Gentlemen, why don't we
00:35:03 and try to get into it a little bit?
00:35:05 Hmm? After all...
00:35:11 Fine.
00:35:13 - [phone rings]
00:35:22 Here for the kids?
00:35:24 OK, kids. Who wants to have some fun?
00:35:26 - [all cheer]
00:35:28 - Let's go dig a hole.
00:35:31 - What's your problem?
00:35:34 He's giving me the stink eye.
00:35:35 You thief. I loved her.
00:35:39 - What are you saying?
00:35:41 - Thank you.
00:35:44 - OK, now I got it.
00:35:47 [indistinct chattering]
00:35:51 Hey, Zach, Emily.
00:35:55 - to leave the office...
00:35:57 and come over here
00:35:59 He's not our grandpa, he's our dad.
00:36:06 Sure, Zach. My grandpa
00:36:11 He is, Troop Master Barry.
00:36:16 - It's like we have 2 dads!
00:36:19 Trust me. It was a surprise.
00:36:21 - Been together 30 years.
00:36:25 - [Dan] Oh, well...
00:36:27 You must have a best buddy.
00:36:30 [Dan] Yeah. A pal?
00:36:33 - Fine.
00:36:35 - Loner.
00:36:37 - Loser!
00:36:40 - [Charlie] No bears allowed.
00:36:43 - [Emily] Thanks.
00:36:46 You ladies ready to play
00:36:49 - I think so, Mr. Testosterone.
00:36:52 [Dan] Ultimate Frisbee?
00:36:54 - Let's do this for our kids, huh?
00:36:58 Come on, man. Let's do it.
00:37:01 All right, let's do this.
00:37:03 Sports marketing! Yeah!
00:37:07 - That's bear scat, gentlemen.
00:37:12 - [Zach] Dad?
00:37:14 I think "scat" is poop.
00:37:16 - Really, son?
00:37:18 - You wiped poop on my face?
00:37:22 Scat happens, man.
00:37:25 [Vangelis: Chariots of Fire]
00:37:37 [all] 1, 2, 3, 4,
00:37:41 5, 6, 7, 8...
00:37:53 [groaning]
00:37:55 - [bones cracking]
00:37:58 - [moaning]
00:38:03 - [whistle blowing]
00:38:06 [Charlie] Go long!
00:38:10 - [moaning]
00:38:14 - Yes! Yeah, baby!
00:38:18 Barry! I'm over here, I'm open!
00:38:20 [grunts]
00:38:21 [moans, grunts]
00:38:23 - Hey!
00:38:29 - Oh!
00:38:31 [moaning]
00:38:34 - Sorry.
00:38:42 You get your wingman to fight
00:38:44 - I didn't take your woman.
00:38:47 - I don't know your woman!
00:38:50 - You're confused!
00:38:53 - What?
00:38:56 Prison rules!
00:39:00 - [mouthing] Prison rules?
00:39:03 [The Hives:
00:39:07 - Whoo! [grunts]
00:39:10 - [cackling]
00:39:15 - [grunts]
00:39:19 Back, back, back, back.
00:39:20 - [grunts]
00:39:22 - [grunting]
00:39:25 - [shouting]
00:39:27 [Dan] Get off of me!
00:39:28 - [bellowing]
00:39:33 [gasps]
00:39:36 Stay down, gentle warrior.
00:39:39 - [cheering]
00:39:45 - Pull.
00:39:48 [disc shattering]
00:39:51 - Textbook double bull's eye.
00:39:54 That's how you get yourself a chest
00:40:00 Pull!
00:40:03 - Barry...
00:40:14 - [gasps]
00:40:18 [chuckles] My bad!
00:40:19 - No!
00:40:24 - Grandpa Ted!
00:40:27 - just for being his kids.
00:40:31 - Bad!
00:40:44 As a result of your
00:40:47 I just want you to know
00:40:51 and I stink like a steakhouse.
00:40:52 - So thanks.
00:40:54 Don't mind the fact that I took
00:40:55 a 3-day camping trip
00:40:57 - I made fire! Wow!
00:41:01 That's not good. Get the car ready.
00:41:04 Little collateral damage,
00:41:08 Now it's all about the golf game.
00:41:11 - Tight.
00:41:12 Because Nishamura uses golf
00:41:16 So if you mess that up,
00:41:19 - One of my little magic pills.
00:41:23 arrange them in an organized
00:41:26 - Pardon-moi.
00:41:28 That's amazing.
00:41:31 Man, I'd like to see Troop Leader Barry
00:41:33 deal with the side effects
00:41:35 Look at this. For my aging prostate.
00:41:37 - Right.
00:41:39 swollen tongue, dry mouth
00:41:42 - Come on.
00:41:45 Maximum dosage may cause bouts
00:41:48 That's not so bad. The munchies.
00:41:51 Look at this one. High blood pressure.
00:41:52 "Watch out for sudden loss
00:41:55 This tiny pill lowers
00:41:58 But the first time I took it,
00:42:01 - Come on.
00:42:04 - I was, like, "Ha."
00:42:05 Yeah, like... [mutters]
00:42:08 - Threw my back out.
00:42:13 - How much longer we got?
00:42:15 - Mmm... Good Lord.
00:42:21 Hey, Dad, I'm in
00:42:24 - You want to play?
00:42:26 I can't get down on the floor,
00:42:28 It seems I have a genetic
00:42:31 That means you have it, too.
00:42:34 Nick, I told you not to use epoxy.
00:42:36 It's going to leave a
00:42:38 Why can't you ever
00:42:42 All right, maestro, how do I do this?
00:42:44 Um, OK... You want to go
00:42:48 grab the lever, then use the
00:42:52 [Emily] Why are you
00:42:54 I keep getting in Dad's way.
00:42:58 Release like that, and voilá.
00:43:04 [Emily] Check if they
00:43:06 That old people stuff burns my...
00:43:11 - Should we tell?
00:43:16 [Zach] We'll put this one in...
00:43:18 - [Emily] This one in here.
00:43:21 [The Clash: Police On My Back]
00:43:29 [grunting]
00:43:35 Ooh... Mmm.
00:43:41 [grunting]
00:43:56 What am I doing? They're guys.
00:43:58 [whimpers]
00:44:03 OK, guys, let's go!
00:44:07 - We just ate.
00:44:09 I know, but I'm starved.
00:44:24 That's weird. Hmm.
00:44:26 Do you have candy bars on you?
00:44:28 - What's wrong with him?
00:44:30 - Hey!
00:44:33 - We made it. Yeah.
00:44:35 Go ahead. There's games
00:44:39 Catch you later.
00:44:45 - Oh!
00:44:49 Oh, well, they're not
00:44:51 It's a bereavement group I belong to.
00:44:53 - Bereavement?
00:44:55 My grandma passed away 6 months ago.
00:44:57 - I'm sorry.
00:44:59 And then on the weekends
00:45:02 Potluck? Where?
00:45:05 Mr. Nishamura. It's an honor.
00:45:10 - Nice to meet you.
00:45:13 Oh.
00:45:15 - My son, Riku.
00:45:18 - Yeah, hey. Hey. Hey...
00:45:22 Oh! [groans]
00:45:23 [both groaning]
00:45:27 - Thank you.
00:45:30 [gulping]
00:45:35 [garbled] Tongue is swollen.
00:45:38 We are dedicating lunch today
00:45:43 who passed away just 2 days ago.
00:45:47 [garbled]
00:45:50 I think we switch peers.
00:45:53 I love cupcakes!
00:45:54 She left us a gift of one of her
00:45:59 that she baked through her pain
00:46:05 - Good mercy!
00:46:12 Are you ready?
00:46:18 That's Justine's rhubarb pie!
00:46:20 Where is she?
00:46:23 - She's dead.
00:46:28 She's dead!
00:46:34 She's dead! She's dead!
00:46:39 That's a close second.
00:46:43 Ooh... Ah!
00:46:50 - Is my face twitching?
00:46:53 You look... great.
00:46:55 Charlie? Are you OK?
00:46:57 I am so sorry about
00:47:00 It must be my blood sugar or something.
00:47:03 It's OK. I think I calmed them down.
00:47:05 Come on. We're having circle time.
00:47:07 - Circle time?
00:47:10 gathers and shares their grief.
00:47:11 Oh... Guys, I'll be back.
00:47:22 - Um... Hey, Dan?
00:47:25 How are you doing? I recently put down
00:47:33 I just want to make sure it goes OK.
00:47:48 Aah... Aah...
00:47:57 [retching]
00:47:58 Dan-san, would you like to use my club?
00:48:05 Is that a "yes"?
00:48:07 - Why is he ignoring my father?
00:48:11 He excludes all but the game.
00:48:16 [speaks Japanese]
00:48:26 - Ooh...
00:48:29 Breathe. Just breathe through it.
00:48:33 We're good. We're good.
00:48:34 It just passes, and then...
00:48:37 After 9 months of excruciating pain,
00:48:42 - the cancer had spread.
00:48:51 - Do you think this is funny?
00:48:55 Everybody grieves in their own way.
00:48:57 - That's true.
00:49:09 [squawks]
00:49:15 The golf gods look favorably upon you.
00:49:18 This is a very good omen.
00:49:25 [Dean Martin: Grazie, Prego, Scusi]
00:49:32 That was some delicious pie.
00:49:50 [Charlie] Dan, have you
00:49:52 Hey Dad, maybe tomorrow you can
00:49:55 I got a lot on my mind right now.
00:49:57 I'm trying to focus,
00:49:59 Come on, Dad. You're not even trying.
00:50:02 I'm struggling, OK? That's like trying,
00:50:15 Oh, come on.
00:50:17 2 open plugs and he has
00:50:20 - to plug in his little gaming system.
00:50:23 You can't run a business
00:50:25 This is the reason
00:50:31 I wasn't talking about you, Zach.
00:50:37 Hey, Zach.
00:50:39 Hey, Zach. Zach...
00:50:44 - Zachary!
00:50:59 I defaced a venerated monument,
00:51:03 My son, for all intents and
00:51:07 I'm failing them everywhere I look.
00:51:09 Emily, one minute she
00:51:12 - the next minute a lion, then a king.
00:51:16 Be a superhero, be a lion,
00:51:21 Don't you get it? She just
00:51:25 - That's it?
00:51:28 You have to be on their level.
00:51:30 You know what my dad gave me
00:51:33 - What?
00:51:37 I don't know what it is about me
00:51:40 that sees you in a crisis and then
00:51:44 But I guess I am who I am, aren't I?
00:51:48 You need help connecting
00:51:51 I'm going to find you help.
00:51:54 - [up-tempo music playing]
00:51:57 [children chanting]
00:52:01 [Roger: So Ruff, So Tuff]
00:52:26 - Whoo!
00:52:27 Ladies, beautiful as always.
00:52:29 - [Charlie] Jimmy Mac!
00:52:31 - Yeah, brother!
00:52:34 - Meet my friend, Dan.
00:52:35 Tell me you felt it.
00:52:38 - Was it electrifying?
00:52:39 Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.
00:52:41 Like chocolate milk coming
00:52:43 2 shows tomorrow, everybody.
00:52:46 - I was gonna ask you a favor.
00:52:47 Remember at Wade's party
00:52:50 a human puppeteer, this mechanism?
00:52:53 When I was talking to you in confidence?
00:52:55 - Yeah.
00:52:58 This man is in trouble. He has trouble
00:53:01 - Oh, my God.
00:53:03 With your technology, we can fix this.
00:53:05 - Oh, thank you.
00:53:06 Let me get this right.
00:53:09 to take this uptight man
00:53:11 - Yes.
00:53:14 - Aah!
00:53:17 - I feel so doggone good here.
00:53:21 Now, you told me that your
00:53:23 - It's true.
00:53:25 - Charlie's going to play for you.
00:53:28 - Yes. Stick this down your pants.
00:53:30 That thing will emit such a jolt that it
00:53:34 - [reverberating]
00:53:46 [beeps]
00:53:48 [Charlie] This is a proper tea.
00:53:51 Cup. Bring it up.
00:53:55 Pinky.
00:53:57 This is awesome.
00:53:59 Oh, King Fontana,
00:54:03 I admire proper gentlemen, too.
00:54:09 - What?
00:54:12 [wand reverberates]
00:54:14 That was a good cup of tea.
00:54:17 Why, thank you. As princess of the land,
00:54:20 - It is poo-poo flavored.
00:54:24 - He didn't laugh. Make him laugh.
00:54:30 - Laugh, puppet. Laugh, laugh.
00:54:50 "Here with my board. Have questions."
00:54:54 Cool. I have my board, too.
00:54:57 [speaking Japanese]
00:55:02 [Wilson Pickett:
00:55:13 "Nissan has been our marketing partner
00:55:17 [laughs]
00:55:18 - [dings]
00:55:23 [all exclaiming]
00:55:32 Ah, ah.
00:55:34 Strong words. You suggest we sever ties?
00:55:40 Racecars. Cool.
00:55:42 "...but robots are cooler."
00:55:45 How could he know we're exploring
00:55:51 [barks]
00:55:56 - [dings]
00:56:01 - Fearless, this one.
00:56:04 - Whoa!
00:56:11 - [electrical zapping]
00:56:15 - Too much spin.
00:56:17 [zapping]
00:56:19 I'm OK.
00:56:22 I told your boy not to get the
00:56:26 Sorry, Emily.
00:56:34 Princess?
00:56:39 King Fontana?
00:56:43 Game on.
00:56:48 At your service, my lady.
00:56:53 You know when they found you
00:56:56 there were many in my kingdom
00:56:58 - Really hard word.
00:57:03 And even most regal I,
00:57:07 - A king who was scared? Ha!
00:57:12 But 'tis true.
00:57:13 'Tis the reason why
00:57:18 But the day your king found you,
00:57:20 he vowed to protect you forever.
00:57:23 Even though he didn't know you,
00:57:27 and yes, was a little afraid...
00:57:31 ...he vowed to vanquish any and all
00:57:39 You know that. Right, Emily?
00:57:43 You know I'll always be there for you.
00:57:45 You're my daughter,
00:58:03 - Are you crying?
00:58:06 Jimmy Mac, you crying?
00:58:15 [Dan] Your humble servant, madam.
00:58:17 - OK.
00:58:20 This reminds me of an article
00:58:23 which talked about the fact
00:58:27 is negatively correlated
00:58:30 I don't know what
00:58:32 Let's talk about the fact that
00:58:34 - No hands, baby! No hands!
00:58:39 Yeah! You're doing it.
00:58:44 - [bicycle crashing]
00:58:46 [Bryan Adams: Summer of '69]
00:58:48 Hit it!
00:58:51 Rookies.
00:58:56 There you go. That was awesome.
00:59:06 Hey, look! Look! That's us!
00:59:09 Yeah!
00:59:16 We were most impressed by your
00:59:20 But ultimately,
00:59:24 that pushed us over the top.
00:59:26 - Robotics?
00:59:29 We here, at NMG, are ready
00:59:34 Pack your bag, Craig-san.
00:59:49 I've worked so hard!
00:59:53 - We'll translate that later.
00:59:59 - He's very excited.
01:00:02 [Shoukichi Kina and Champloose:
01:00:13 Remember, Thursday morning,
01:00:14 conference call with
01:00:17 You set things up,
01:00:19 Got it. Conference call Thursday,
01:00:23 I just want to say thanks, you guys.
01:00:26 Nobody's ever really believed
01:00:29 And it really means a lot to me.
01:00:34 You're like the 2 dads that I never had.
01:00:38 My 2 father figures.
01:00:42 - All right.
01:00:46 - You don't want to be late.
01:00:48 Look out, Japan. Here comes
01:00:57 [Lifehouse: You and Me]
01:01:03 Oh, God help us.
01:01:05 It was so cool, Mom.
01:01:08 and then we got to hang out
01:01:12 Let me talk to her.
01:01:15 do something huge
01:01:17 But he won't even tell us what it is.
01:01:19 - Let me say hi to him.
01:01:21 Hey. I'm coming to get you tomorrow.
01:01:24 Tomorrow morning, I have
01:01:26 in my entire career,
01:01:29 It's amazing. I left the kids
01:01:32 but now I can't imagine
01:01:35 Me too.
01:02:26 Oh, great. This is a record.
01:02:29 He unplugged a laptop,
01:02:35 - Charlie!
01:02:36 - What?!
01:02:40 - Let's go!
01:02:42 - My notes!
01:02:46 - In 3, 2, 1...
01:02:55 Just a second... Good...
01:03:00 Nishamura-san.
01:03:02 Please accept our
01:03:04 We trust our colleague, Craig,
01:03:08 I'm afraid your colleague,
01:03:11 seen nor heard from
01:03:14 Really?
01:03:16 He 's just a little thing.
01:03:18 He looks more like a little
01:03:20 - You can 't miss him.
01:03:22 He called me from
01:03:25 and all I heard was...
01:03:29 Techno music... and something about
01:03:33 [techno music plays]
01:03:36 * Hey-hey
01:03:39 Ai! Ai! Ai! [shouts]
01:03:42 - Ah...
01:03:44 I have the utmost respect for you,
01:03:49 and a missing executive is not the way
01:03:53 We will do anything
01:03:55 We are there for you,
01:03:57 Good. That is what I hoped to hear.
01:04:03 you and Charlie are the ones
01:04:07 and be our liaison.
01:04:10 That is my final and only offer.
01:04:21 OK... Let's do this.
01:04:31 - Thank you. Oh!
01:04:34 Oh! Freedom. I can smell the air again.
01:04:39 - How are the kids?
01:04:42 - Maybe we should get going.
01:04:44 [Chris Isaak: This Love Will Last]
01:04:45 I just went with the motto, "Don't
01:04:51 The truth is, Dan, most of what
01:04:55 Really?
01:04:57 And the way you've proven yourself
01:05:00 - Bless you.
01:05:02 - Yeah.
01:05:06 Maybe it is time to give us another try.
01:05:10 Really? [laughs]
01:05:13 [Vicki sighs] Timing.
01:05:15 - Timing's perfect.
01:05:16 - [Vicki] Wow.
01:05:30 [Vicki] Where are they?
01:05:32 - Oh, my babies.
01:05:35 Oh! I missed you so much.
01:05:38 All right. I made you guys something.
01:05:41 - [trumpeting]
01:05:44 Thanks, Mom.
01:05:45 Don't worry, Charlie.
01:05:47 I carved you a little soap bunny.
01:05:51 Oh, Charlie.
01:05:52 I'll strike that right off
01:05:55 Hey, that's a thoughtful gift.
01:06:00 We need to discuss something,
01:06:02 - I'll give you a moment.
01:06:07 [dog grunting]
01:06:12 When you reappeared in my life, Charlie
01:06:17 that could be the culmination
01:06:21 But in order to close that deal...
01:06:28 What about our birthday? The big party?
01:06:30 I'm probably going to miss this one.
01:06:32 But I'm going to try really hard
01:06:36 So I'll make the next one
01:06:39 What about what you said 2 weeks ago?
01:06:42 What about trying to make us work?
01:06:44 I meant that. I really did. But...
01:06:48 But, Daddy, if you move to Japan,
01:06:56 I know you wanted me
01:06:59 You all wanted me to be one.
01:07:01 But I'm not. I wish I could be.
01:07:04 I'd fly back and forth
01:07:10 I'm just a guy in marketing.
01:07:18 I'm going to go pack the kids.
01:07:22 I'm sorry, you guys.
01:07:39 - Hello. Thank you.
01:07:41 Why don't we think of
01:07:43 - Uh-huh.
01:07:47 I know you're upset about leaving,
01:07:51 We're going to find somebody
01:07:53 and in 6 months to a year,
01:07:57 - You think?
01:07:59 "Embrace it. People love Japan."
01:08:03 - Want some?
01:08:05 - What? No?
01:08:08 [Pizzicato 5: Twiggy Twiggy]
01:08:18 [Charlie] The truth is, I probably
01:08:22 But I felt bad. These poor, sad people.
01:08:24 Anyway, I'm the first guy
01:08:27 and still get the girl.
01:08:32 That's Yankee ingenuity!
01:08:34 Please, Charlie, show us that
01:08:47 All right, do your thing, superstar.
01:08:50 Thank you.
01:08:53 The American sports market
01:08:56 and what I'd like to do today
01:08:57 is draw a map
01:09:08 OK, Dan. Let's get going.
01:09:10 - I accessed the wrong file.
01:09:13 - Dad!
01:09:17 Um... A little technical...
01:09:21 [speaks Japanese]
01:09:23 - I can do it from my notes.
01:09:36 The first market segment is, um...
01:09:41 Let's go.
01:09:44 The idea of sports to a kid...
01:09:52 [Charlie] Dan, what's going on?
01:09:56 How could you have tanked that
01:09:59 you could've told them we were hiring
01:10:03 That was our dream, Dan!
01:10:04 That was going to put us in the hall
01:10:08 Go!
01:10:09 Remember that USFL account we got?
01:10:12 - Will you please shut up?!
01:10:15 - You want a piece of me? Bring it!
01:10:17 All right! Sorry.
01:10:20 How's this going to work out, snowball?
01:10:21 I don't know, man tan. You'll be OK.
01:10:24 You'll tap-dance your way into a
01:10:28 You never grew up.
01:10:32 [both grumbling]
01:10:34 - God!
01:10:36 - Shut up, Charlie!
01:10:38 - I'm a big man. This is a little seat.
01:10:41 - Stop trying to change me, Charlie.
01:10:45 - Then I'm done.
01:10:47 - Mmm-hmm.
01:10:50 But not done
01:10:52 - No, I'm done with you.
01:10:54 [man on PA] Welcome aboard,
01:10:56 We got 18 hours
01:10:58 so turn to the person next to you
01:11:02 It's going to be a long ride.
01:11:06 Where you from?
01:11:10 The whole trip was a bust
01:11:13 Amanda, could I call you back?
01:11:14 I got to pick up Lucky
01:11:19 Where's my boy? Where's my boy?
01:11:22 Lucky, come here, boy.
01:11:27 Where is he?
01:11:32 - Where is he?
01:11:35 [David Gray: As I'm Leavin']
01:11:43 [Charlie on machine]
01:11:46 Thought you'd like to know that after
01:11:50 my true best friend, Lucky, has passed.
01:11:52 Maybe my life isn't as blessed
01:11:56 I thought you'd like to know
01:11:59 followed by a small,
01:12:02 I'm indifferent as to whether you come.
01:12:03 - [machine beeps]
01:12:05 and I'm back in New York.
01:12:07 I know I messed up.
01:12:08 I take full responsibility
01:12:11 I'm not going to beg,
01:12:15 The truth is that I was a preemie.
01:12:17 I was several weeks premature, and
01:12:21 I'm not making excuses,
01:12:22 - [machine beeps]
01:12:38 Oh... [sighs heavily]
01:12:40 You know someone a bunch of years,
01:12:42 and it's easy to forget
01:12:46 to have known them for even one day.
01:12:49 And that was Lucky, to me.
01:12:54 He... Well, even more important,
01:12:58 And where was I when he was
01:13:00 In Japan, making a business deal.
01:13:05 Is there anyone who would like
01:13:08 - before we say goodbye?
01:13:20 I've had the great pleasure
01:13:22 in Charlie's life for the past 30 years.
01:13:26 Like Lucky,
01:13:28 I feel like a fortunate son of a gun
01:13:36 - You're so cute.
01:13:38 Here. A nice bowl of cold water.
01:13:40 - I'm really glad you came, man.
01:13:42 It's really important to me.
01:13:45 - I've said some things...
01:13:47 - I have to.
01:13:49 You've always had faith in me,
01:13:52 You're not just my best friend,
01:13:55 You're loyal, honorable...
01:13:58 But? See I knew there was a "but."
01:14:02 Aside from going into business with you,
01:14:04 I've only made 2 good decisions
01:14:07 Marrying Vicki and taking those kids.
01:14:11 And those are the 2 most impulsive
01:14:13 besides the tattoo, which,
01:14:16 I feel another moment of Dan Rayburn
01:14:20 Charlie, this is big.
01:14:22 change of scenery,
01:14:25 Oh, Dan. We'll figure out the business.
01:14:29 - Yeah, but... I have to get them back.
01:14:36 We're gonna get 'em back.
01:14:38 Yeah. Yeah, little man.
01:14:52 - Out of the way. Dad on a mission.
01:14:55 I'll do whatever it takes
01:14:59 You want to lighten up
01:15:01 - We got a zoo exit coming up here.
01:15:04 I'm not gonna miss that birthday party.
01:15:06 It's just great to get the 3 amigos
01:15:08 [both] You're still on probation!
01:15:14 - [Dan] No, no. That's not a lock.
01:15:17 Nah. Sorry,
01:15:20 But my kids are in there.
01:15:23 and I have to be there because I'm Dad.
01:15:25 Yeah. This is Dan Rayburn, superdad.
01:15:27 Check on your list. R-A-Y-B-U-R-N.
01:15:30 [man] Superdad is super late, all right?
01:15:34 You don't even have the same last name
01:15:38 - How does 3 big ones sound?
01:15:41 Don't you ever hand me
01:15:45 - Come on. You can let us...
01:15:47 - [Charlie] It's fine.
01:15:49 He's got a heart problem.
01:15:52 - You shall not pass.
01:15:56 Charlie, what are you doing?
01:15:59 What are you thinking?
01:16:01 Danny boy, I am going to
01:16:05 at great risk
01:16:08 - [Craig] Through here?
01:16:11 - That's breaking and entering. No, no.
01:16:13 - Don't do that.
01:16:15 - [Charlie] Why?
01:16:17 OK. Go ahead.
01:16:21 Yeah...
01:16:22 - Come on. Come on.
01:16:25 - I need some help. I need help.
01:16:29 - OK.
01:16:31 - [Craig] Me? OK.
01:16:33 - [indistinct chattering]
01:16:43 - We made it.
01:16:44 Yeah! Can't keep Dan Rayburn out.
01:16:49 Never doubt you, Charlie. Never.
01:16:51 - We are in the zoo, guys.
01:16:54 A moat. I wonder what lives here.
01:16:56 - [all exclaim]
01:16:59 - What?
01:17:01 Hold still. Don't do it. Don't move.
01:17:04 - Gorilla. Silverback gorilla.
01:17:07 Don't look at him in the eyes.
01:17:09 If you don't see him, he doesn't
01:17:12 You have to be aggressive with
01:17:14 - Back up to the tunnel.
01:17:17 - Retreat. No, retreat.
01:17:20 He senses fear, he attacks.
01:17:24 - [howling]
01:17:29 [all continue shouting]
01:17:34 - [Charlie] Food!
01:17:38 Aah!
01:17:43 - Oh!
01:17:46 Aggression not working.
01:17:49 - Or run!
01:17:52 Run! Go!
01:17:56 Come on, Danny boy.
01:17:58 - [grunting]
01:17:59 - [growling]
01:18:06 [both yell]
01:18:14 - We're alive!
01:18:17 - Penguins!
01:18:20 - I love penguins.
01:18:23 [all screeching]
01:18:25 - Angry penguins!
01:18:28 Go to your kids!
01:18:31 Ow! Ow! Ow!
01:18:35 Charlie! Charlie!
01:18:38 - I love you, Charlie!
01:18:45 [whimpering]
01:18:51 [softly] Help. Help.
01:18:56 Aahh...
01:18:59 Everybody, it's cake time.
01:19:05 Oh!
01:19:08 - Birthday parties. Which way?
01:19:10 But the tunnel's closed.
01:19:13 No, no. I got to get
01:19:19 OK.
01:19:21 - What are you doing?
01:19:23 wants a superhero
01:19:26 - Mom calls me, I show up.
01:19:32 We're going to sing Happy Birthday.
01:19:36 - How does this work?
01:19:38 - It's not rocket science, chief.
01:19:41 - Aah... Sure.
01:19:47 Daddy's coming. Yeah!
01:19:50 - Northwest!
01:19:52 - [man] Go for it!
01:19:58 Killer penguins.
01:20:02 - Killer penguins!
01:20:05 Dan! What's he doing up there?
01:20:08 Ah, he wanted to be a superhero
01:20:10 - He know what he's doing?
01:20:15 Go, Danny boy!
01:20:19 There's no stopping Dan Rayburn!
01:20:23 Did you see a little man?
01:20:26 He's got reddish hair.
01:20:29 [moaning] Just go to your happy place!
01:20:31 - Just go to a happy place!
01:20:37 I can fly!
01:20:40 I can fly! Yes!
01:20:46 Happy birthday, Zach and Emily!
01:20:51 Look, guys, it's a superhero,
01:20:54 I'm coming, kids!
01:20:57 - Oh, my gosh! Dan?
01:20:59 - It's me, Fatherman!
01:21:02 [Dan] Yeah!
01:21:04 I knew it.
01:21:05 That's right, kids.
01:21:08 [motor sputtering]
01:21:09 - Isn't enough fuel.
01:21:10 [screaming]
01:21:22 [sings All Out of Love]
01:21:34 - [growling]
01:21:39 I'm so sorry.
01:21:43 Mission accomplished.
01:21:44 I'm not that bad. It doesn't hurt.
01:21:47 I just need to go home and sleep it off.
01:21:49 - You want to go home?
01:21:51 You're in Burlington.
01:21:53 I know that.
01:21:58 You moved here?
01:21:59 Look, I know
01:22:03 when I chose Japan over you.
01:22:06 And after what happened in South Beach,
01:22:10 But these guys
01:22:13 Good timing or bad timing, I love them.
01:22:17 I moved here so,
01:22:20 I could be closer to them.
01:22:23 I'm not a superhero, kids.
01:22:26 because, you know, superheroes
01:22:30 And I just want to be with you guys...
01:22:33 forever, if you'll let me.
01:22:40 Deal.
01:22:42 You're on my oxygen!
01:22:44 Aah! [laughs]
01:22:52 [snoring]
01:22:56 Subtitles: Arigon
01:23:15 - [growling]
01:23:18 [Lily Allen: LDN]
01:23:20 [Charlie] Long story short,
01:23:23 And Nishamura calls and says,
01:23:24 "We want a family man
01:23:27 Boom, $47 million in fees later,
01:23:30 here we are on my best friend's boat
01:23:32 That is a true story. I mean, come on.
01:23:34 Well, it's a good thing
01:23:37 because the high seas are a
01:23:41 Excuse me. What are you doing
01:23:46 It's my kid, OK? The fruit of my loins.
01:23:50 We're going to fix this boat
01:23:52 [Dan] Your baby's only 3 months old!
01:23:53 - [moaning]
01:23:56 - [choking]
01:23:59 All right, so 2 weeks.
01:24:01 Keep the office running smooth
01:24:03 - That'll be my sole scope of work.
01:24:05 no more karaoke. You are cut off.
01:24:08 Not even in your own house.
01:24:10 - Go To! We're gonna miss you, Go To.
01:24:20 - Oh...
01:24:22 Listen. Are you good at puzzles?
01:24:24 [Vicki] Everybody take their
01:24:28 [Gary] Wow. Should we tell?
01:24:29 I think I remember where they go.
01:24:33 Yeah.
01:24:36 All right, we got the bags stowed below.
01:24:39 have been distributed.
01:24:42 and then
01:24:44 All right,
01:24:46 Big smiles. Let's look real happy.
01:24:48 - [Charlie] Today, Craig.
01:24:50 Maybe not quite so happy.
01:24:54 [camera clicks]
01:24:55 [Pete Townshend: