Old School
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Real Estate Query Engine |
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is a virtual rubicon of information, |
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putting the lawyer himself |
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Listen, I'm going to take off, okay? |
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You're leaving the seminar now? |
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- I don't think you can do that. |
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- Get it all. |
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- Listen, could we have your badge? |
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It's worth two free drinks |
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Hello. |
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I'm going to the airport. |
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Sir, your seat belt |
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What do you recommend I do? |
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I recommend you stop being such a faggot. |
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You're in the back seat. |
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Jesus. |
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See? |
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Hello? |
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Hey, boy. |
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Good boy, Orson. |
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Honey? |
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Heidi? |
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Heidi? |
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Mitch! |
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What are you doing home? |
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I scared you? |
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I don't even want to say it. |
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Wow. |
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That's, like, pretty hard-core. |
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Yeah, I know. |
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No, I'm not judging. |
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This is a major turn-on. |
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- Is this what you do when I'm gone? |
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No, I mean, I do it myself every once |
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Okay, Mitch, we need to talk. |
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- Hello! |
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Be honest. |
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Please tell me this is the first time |
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Well, do you want me to be honest, or you |
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- Jesus, what is wrong with you? |
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I've tried to tell you about this. |
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What? When? |
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- All the time! |
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- Like, when we're in bed and stuff. |
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I thought you were just talking dirty. |
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I was, but I was being serious. |
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You've said some really sick stuff. |
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You have to admit it, |
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we haven't exactly been living the most |
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This is a totally different kind |
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It's purely sexual. |
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Ooh! |
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I'm really sorry. |
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Hello. |
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Yeah? |
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I'm here for the gang bang. |
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You look a little pale, Mitch. |
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Let a little blood up in your face there, will ya? |
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- I don't want to breathe. |
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to land |
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A girl like that comes around, what, |
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I wasn't looking for a girl like that. |
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Columbus wasn't looking for America, |
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You're here. |
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Hey, I just want to thank you |
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It's the best day ever. |
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Don't even start with me, Franklin, okay? |
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- What? |
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This is it. It's now or never. You need |
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- I'm not single. |
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Come on, Marissa's the best thing |
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Why don't you give that six months. |
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I got a wife, kids. |
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Do I seem like a happy guy to you, |
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There's my wife. See that? |
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Always smiling? Hi, honey. |
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She's coming down the aisle, Beanie. |
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Let me be the first to say |
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You get one vagina for the rest of your life. |
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- Don't listen to him. |
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It takes a man to give away an angel. |
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You look beautiful. |
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Great. |
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Dearly beloved, |
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we are gathered here together |
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to join Franklin and Marissa... |
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Don't do it! |
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My throat is dry. |
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I'm a smoker. |
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Okay. |
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* Turn around |
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* Every now and then |
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* And you're never coming round |
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* Every now and then |
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* Of listening to the sound of my tears |
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* Every now and then |
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* That the best of |
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* Turn around |
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* Every now and then |
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* I see the fuckin' look in your eyes |
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* Every now and then I fall apart |
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* Turn around, bright eyes |
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* Fuckin' every now and then |
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* And I need you now tonight |
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* I fuckin' need you more than ever |
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* Look in your eye |
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* And then I fall apart |
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Mitch Martin? |
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Yeah. |
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Nicole! |
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My God! |
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This is crazy! |
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I can't believe it's you! |
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God. |
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- What are you doing here? |
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The last time that I had heard, |
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- What do you call it? |
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The Sunshine State. |
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Denver! |
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Gorgeous! |
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Oh, boy. |
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Are you okay? |
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No, I'm... |
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Yeah, I just feel a little... |
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fucked up. |
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Yeah, Marissa told me about your |
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The thing about that one is, |
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It's a combination of things. |
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We had a dog, |
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but all just... |
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You know what? |
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- What's in this one? |
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Ow! Oww! Jesus! |
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- I am so sorry! Please, just... |
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- I can fix it. Just... |
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- No, Mitch! |
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Mitch, stop it! |
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No. Inappropriate. |
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- Sweetie, there's a bathroom over here. |
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Mitch, honey? Hon? |
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Why don't you go get some air, okay? |
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No, wait a second. |
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Yeah? |
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- Put in a good word for me. |
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* Lay, oh- de- lay, oh- de- lay hee hoo! |
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* Sparkling, clear and lovely |
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* You're my |
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* Lady |
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Hey, Marissa! |
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You're the lady. |
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Can't hear you! |
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Excuse me. |
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I'd like to say I'm really glad |
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I'm glad to see Frank's dad made it out. |
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That's great. |
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I love you, Dad! |
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True love is hard to find. |
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Sometimes you think you have true love, |
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and then you catch the early flight |
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and a couple of nude people |
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like a goddamn magic show, |
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It stops right there |
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because I think what Mitch is trying to say |
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Let's raise our glasses, |
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Salute. Health and happiness. |
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Cheers, everybody. |
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I love you so much, Frankie. |
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I'm not a talker. |
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I love you. |
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I thought you said near campus. |
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- This is great. |
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I don't know, it was pretty easy, actually. |
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A professor lived here for, like, |
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That's awesome! |
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That's awesome. |
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A little housewarming. |
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To new beginnings. |
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Thanks. |
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Actually, I gave this to you |
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This model? |
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No, this exact one. |
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I'm sorry. |
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I'm embarrassed. |
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It's okay. |
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I hope you like it. |
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I love it. |
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This place is unbelievable. |
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- You like it? |
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This is the probably the best thing |
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- Us? |
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Do not get selfish on me here, okay? |
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You put a bar in over there, right? |
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Couple La-Z-Boys to fill it out, a smarter |
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Max, can you earmuff it for me? |
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We're gonna get so much ass here, |
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I'm talking crazy, boy-band ass. |
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That sounds like a lot of fun, but |
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I need a little time to get |
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We need to throw a big |
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Absolutely. |
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Come on, Mitch. |
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Break it in. |
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The real estate guy was really |
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I don't think you realize what |
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Girls love a guy who's in your |
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What situation? |
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Mitch, you're on the rebound. |
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You're like an injured fawn |
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who's finally gonna be rereleased |
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Sorry. |
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Please be careful. |
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- I'm sorry. You okay? |
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- You upset him. |
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It's okay. It happens. |
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We should go tropical with this thing. |
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Like sand from wall to wall. I know a great |
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Sand in here? |
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Or foam, whatever. |
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- You understand what I'm talking about? |
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I'm good either way. |
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I'm messing with you guys! |
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It's not funny. |
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Hey! |
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Hey! |
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Hey, honey! |
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I brought you an iced tea! |
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No, thanks. I got a fresh beer. |
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Can you turn that off for a second? |
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Wow. That's really loud. |
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Yeah. Thanks. |
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I took the restrictor plate off, |
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But let's keep that on the down low. |
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Hey, Mike! |
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Right. |
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- So, what's up? |
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I was hoping we might get to those |
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Honey, I got Mitch's thing tomorrow night. |
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Oh, that's right. |
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But I can skip it. |
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Oh! No. |
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Don't be silly. |
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I mean, I wouldn't want you changing |
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I'll give Lara a call |
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- It'll be fun. |
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You're the best. |
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Just as long as you promise to take it easy, |
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- What do you mean? |
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You've come a long way since Frank the |
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Honey, Frank the Tank |
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That part of me is over. |
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I promise. |
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Nice, right? |
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This is incredible. |
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With all the people here, |
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I thought we were having |
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It's one of many |
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That's why you got the house, brother. |
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You're having fun? |
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- I'm having a great time. |
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What else have you got planned? |
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Yeah, that's it. |
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I got a student alt rock band |
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I own six Speaker Cities. |
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I'm worth $3.5 million, |
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I got more electronics up there |
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You think I'd roll out that kind of red carpet |
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Just make sure you can see the stage. |
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Excuse me. Pardon me. |
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I just want to get through this door, |
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Thank you. |
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This is the guy I was talking about. |
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- What's up, man? |
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My friend Mitch, he owns the house. |
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Anyway, come hit this right here. |
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No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife |
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Besides, I've got a big day tomorrow. |
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A big day? Doing what? |
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Well, actually, |
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We're going to Home Depot. |
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Buy some wallpaper, |
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Stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath |
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I don't know if we'll have enough time. |
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You know what? Give me that thing. |
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He gonna do one! |
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That's a talented man right there. |
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- That's what I'm talking about. |
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God, that's good. |
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Once it hits your lips, |
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Thank you very much, guys. This will be |
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So just get ready, |
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I wanna thank you very much for coming to |
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For those who don't know |
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he's the very successful, |
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very disease-free gentleman |
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Now, courtesy of Speaker City, |
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which is slashing prices on everything |
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give a warm Harrison University |
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and your favorite, |
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* Yeah |
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* You know what |
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* I'm thinking of a master plan |
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* Cuz ain't nothing but sweat |
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* So I dig into my pockets |
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* So I dig deeper |
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* So I start my mission |
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* I'm thinkin' how can I get |
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Frank! Frank! |
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Whoo! |
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Frank the Tank! |
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Frank the Tank! |
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You know it! |
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You know it! |
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* A pen and a paper |
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You're that guy. |
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What? |
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Mitch-a-Palooza, from the poster. |
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Yeah, that's me. |
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This party is great. |
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My friends put it on for me. |
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They're kind of rereleasing me |
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What are you talking about? |
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Nothing. Sorry. |
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* Got to have some thangs |
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- * Say what |
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- * Say what, say what, yeah |
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- * In a world of paper |
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* Did somebody say make money money |
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* Make money money |
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* Say make money money |
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We're going streaking! |
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I'm sorry. |
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We're going streaking through the quad |
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Come on, everybody! |
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Come on, Snoop! |
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Snoop-a-loop! |
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Snoop! |
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No, it's cool. I'm cool. |
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Bring your green hat. Let's go. |
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Come on, everybody, we're going! |
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Here we go! |
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Man, man. |
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Let's get |
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Whoo! Come on! |
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We're streaking. |
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Come on, every... |
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Whoo! Whoo! |
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We're streaking. |
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Whooo! |
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Come on! |
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Oh, tell her! |
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Marissa, I totally forgot. |
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I know it's a little belated, but we got you |
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Come on, you guys, I told you, |
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Our friend Ashley had this guy come over |
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- It was incredible. |
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And he's really good, |
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Why should I go to a class? |
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Bernard should be the one going to class. |
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Wait a second, is that guy... |
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Oh, my God. |
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That's disgusting! |
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Why am I looking at that? |
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Why are you slowing down? |
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Just drive. Go. |
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Frank? |
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No way. |
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Frank! |
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Hey, honey. |
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What the hell are you doing? |
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We're streaking. We're going up |
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Who's streaking? |
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There's more coming. |
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Frank, get in the car. |
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- Everybody's doing it. |
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Okay. |
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Whoa! Scooch over. |
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Hey, ladies. |
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Hey, Frank. |
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Please, guys. |
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Honey, do you think KFC is still open? |
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Oh, shit. |
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Good morning. |
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Now, that was a party. |
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Since when are you so shy? |
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No, I'm not. |
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Did I snore last night? |
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I don't remember. |
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I don't think so. |
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Listen, about last night. |
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I just got out of a very serious |
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I'm kind of in a weird place right now. |
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What? |
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Relax, Rich, it's not a big deal. |
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Mitch, with an "M." |
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Right. Look. |
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Whatever. We were just having a little fun. |
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No. |
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Yeah, you're right. |
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It's casual. I was just... |
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I got to go to class, so... |
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So, how do we do this? Shall I... |
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You want to leave me your number? |
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You don't even have to worry about it. |
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See you around. |
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Bye. |
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I love you. |
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At Speaker City, we're slashing prices |
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to camcorders, |
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Our courteous staff will educate you |
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home theater equipment and accessories. |
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Show us a competitor's price. |
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If we can't beat it, I'll give you |
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Figuratively, I mean. |
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The only thing that sounds better |
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Hi, silly kid. |
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What do you think? Honestly. |
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Really good. |
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- You look great. |
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God, I went a little bit... |
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Got crazy last night. |
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Yeah, I still haven't heard from Frank. |
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Hello? |
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Come on in. Jesus! |
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Is this one of your guys here? |
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- About three fire hazards over here. |
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Cheese, is that you? |
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Hello, Mitch, Bernard. |
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Who is this? |
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Remember Cheese, |
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Actually, my name isn't Cheese anymore. |
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Oh, yeah! |
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Cheese! |
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Didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time? |
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I got out. |
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Cool, man. |
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- You had a good time last night? |
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There might be some whippits |
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- No, thanks. I'm working. |
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Campus patrol? |
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- Try again. |
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I'm the dean. |
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Dean Pritchard. Yeah. |
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And as of this morning, |
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It is now exclusively |
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What are you talking about? |
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You can't just do that. I've already paid |
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Take a look at that. |
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You have a week to vacate the premises, |
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Great. |
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- Can I ask you a question? |
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It's been good seeing you guys. |
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Frank, this is a safe place. |
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It's a place where we can feel free |
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Think of my office as a nest |
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We can say anything here. |
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Anything? |
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It's okay, honey. |
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Well, I guess I... |
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I mean, suddenly you get married |
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and you're supposed |
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I don't feel different. |
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Take yesterday, for example. |
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We were out at the Olive Garden |
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And... |
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I happened to look over during the meal |
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and I found myself wondering |
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Her panties. |
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Odds are they're probably |
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But I started thinking, |
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"Maybe it's a thong." |
00:28:48 |
"Maybe it's something really cool |
00:28:54 |
You know? And I started feeling... |
00:28:58 |
What? |
00:28:59 |
I thought we were in the trust tree, |
00:29:02 |
- We are. It's okay. |
00:29:06 |
It's okay. Please continue. |
00:29:10 |
I don't know |
00:29:15 |
I guess what I'm trying to say |
00:29:18 |
I'm definitely feeling |
00:29:22 |
that I'm gonna have sex |
00:29:28 |
for the rest of my life. |
00:29:31 |
Walsh tells me |
00:29:34 |
Yeah. |
00:29:36 |
How was Hooters? |
00:29:37 |
I actually didn't go to Hooters. |
00:29:39 |
Yeah, right. |
00:29:41 |
Skittles? |
00:29:42 |
No, thanks. |
00:29:44 |
Listen. I got a call from Manetti. |
00:29:46 |
He tells me that your Sunshine Square |
00:29:51 |
What's wrong with it? |
00:29:52 |
Well, for one thing, it violates |
00:29:56 |
in the National Historical |
00:29:59 |
Most notably, clause four. |
00:30:02 |
Shall I continue? |
00:30:04 |
- Actually, I'm familiar with that item... |
00:30:06 |
- Hi, Dad, am I interrupting? |
00:30:10 |
I don't think you've met my daughter. |
00:30:15 |
Nice to meet you, Mitch. |
00:30:17 |
Hi. Nice to meet you. |
00:30:19 |
- How was the slumber party? |
00:30:22 |
movies and popcorn. |
00:30:24 |
She's an angel. |
00:30:27 |
It makes me sound an old man, but I can't |
00:30:30 |
- Dad, stop. |
00:30:33 |
To think that in just seven months |
00:30:40 |
You okay? |
00:30:42 |
I thought you said high school. |
00:30:44 |
Yeah. Shocking, isn't it? |
00:30:48 |
Yes, it is. |
00:30:58 |
Give me a break. |
00:31:00 |
Hey, Mitch. |
00:31:05 |
Hey, man. Did you have a good day? |
00:31:09 |
Not too bad. |
00:31:12 |
What's going on? |
00:31:13 |
I thought maybe I could crash here |
00:31:17 |
Marissa is going through |
00:31:22 |
Personal stuff like you running through |
00:31:26 |
That and some other stuff. |
00:31:31 |
No problem. |
00:31:33 |
Thanks. |
00:31:35 |
Gentlemen, we're discussing |
00:31:36 |
Gentlemen, we're discussing |
00:31:39 |
In other words, forget all the normal rules |
00:31:45 |
because this is a very big idea, |
00:31:48 |
We are talking about a non-exclusive, |
00:31:52 |
where community status |
00:31:55 |
have no bearing whatsoever. |
00:31:58 |
Yeah? From the guy who probably |
00:32:00 |
- I go to school here. |
00:32:03 |
I was curious, what association |
00:32:07 |
- Who are these people? |
00:32:09 |
Legally speaking, |
00:32:13 |
but we will give nothing back |
00:32:16 |
As well as provide no public service |
00:32:20 |
What the hell is going on here? |
00:32:23 |
Guys, this is a very special occasion. |
00:32:25 |
The Godfather himself has been kind |
00:32:29 |
The Godfather! |
00:32:31 |
This is his damn house. |
00:32:36 |
We need to talk. |
00:32:39 |
Kitchen. |
00:32:41 |
Sit good for me. I'm gonna talk |
00:32:44 |
There you go, buddy. |
00:32:46 |
- How long have these people been here? |
00:32:49 |
That party we had last night |
00:32:52 |
What are you talking about? |
00:32:54 |
This is called "rush." |
00:32:57 |
I like it. It's genius! |
00:32:59 |
You've got to be kidding me. |
00:33:01 |
You heard Pritchard, all right? |
00:33:03 |
This house, he says, is zoned specifically |
00:33:07 |
Fraternity solves both of those. |
00:33:09 |
But this is my house. |
00:33:12 |
I'm 30 years old. |
00:33:15 |
I understand that. You're focused |
00:33:19 |
Did you or did you not |
00:33:22 |
I had an awesome time. |
00:33:24 |
I know you had an awesome time. |
00:33:26 |
The entire town knows |
00:33:29 |
I'm trying to ask Mitch whether |
00:33:32 |
- I had a good time. |
00:33:33 |
Wouldn't you want those good times |
00:33:36 |
- More good... |
00:33:38 |
I don't understand. I don't know why it's |
00:33:42 |
We got 40 guys that want this. |
00:33:45 |
Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm. |
00:33:48 |
I know you guys are trying to help, |
00:33:51 |
I've had a hell of a day, |
00:33:55 |
And the fact is, |
00:34:00 |
and all I want to do is |
00:34:02 |
So, I'm sorry, but we're not |
00:34:07 |
I don't know why you got to do it |
00:34:10 |
All you got to do is |
00:34:12 |
Then you can say, |
00:34:14 |
Cock. Balls. |
00:34:16 |
I'm just proving a point. |
00:34:18 |
- Sorry. |
00:34:21 |
You let down Frank, you let down me, |
00:34:24 |
And right about now, |
00:34:26 |
trying to figure out why I take my time out of |
00:34:30 |
Earmuffs. That whore that you dated. |
00:34:32 |
Wanna go out and see the other guys? |
00:34:38 |
Say "yes." |
00:34:40 |
Yes. |
00:34:48 |
Here's the deal. |
00:34:50 |
All together, we've picked |
00:34:53 |
Wait, who's this guy? |
00:34:55 |
That's Blue. |
00:34:56 |
He's an old Navy vet |
00:34:59 |
But don't worry about it. |
00:35:01 |
He looks like he's 100 years old. |
00:35:03 |
Are you kidding me? |
00:35:07 |
Go time! |
00:35:24 |
Don't make this any harder |
00:35:40 |
What's going on? |
00:35:41 |
You tell anyone about this, |
00:35:43 |
I'm kidding. We'll have him back tonight. |
00:35:46 |
Let's go! |
00:35:59 |
Come on, let's go. |
00:36:12 |
Congratulations, gentlemen. |
00:36:14 |
You should all be |
00:36:16 |
Each and every one of you |
00:36:19 |
to represent our inaugural |
00:36:23 |
Over the next 21 days, |
00:36:25 |
you're all going to experience intense |
00:36:32 |
D-ahhh!! |
00:36:35 |
Frank, just pace yourself. |
00:36:37 |
Copy that. Just got |
00:36:41 |
At this point |
00:36:45 |
"Why am I holding |
00:36:51 |
You might also ask yourself, |
00:36:55 |
"Why does this cinderblock |
00:37:01 |
tied to it?" |
00:37:03 |
And finally, |
00:37:07 |
"Why's the other end of this string |
00:37:12 |
to your penis?" |
00:37:15 |
And the answer, ladies, is trust. |
00:37:19 |
This is your first test. |
00:37:23 |
Spanish! |
00:37:25 |
Do you trust we've provided you |
00:37:27 |
so your block will land safely |
00:37:30 |
Sir, yes, sir. |
00:37:32 |
- And Blue! |
00:37:34 |
Do you trust that I do not want |
00:37:36 |
- Sir, yes, sir. |
00:37:38 |
Thank you, sir. |
00:37:42 |
About face. |
00:37:47 |
Step to the edge! |
00:37:53 |
Pledges, prepare to release! |
00:37:57 |
One... |
00:37:59 |
two... |
00:38:01 |
three! Release! |
00:38:07 |
Aahh! |
00:38:11 |
Oh...! |
00:38:14 |
Wasn't meant to happen |
00:38:17 |
Walk it off, big guy. |
00:38:20 |
* One, two, three, four |
00:38:22 |
* One, two, three, four |
00:38:24 |
* I've been laid more times than God |
00:38:27 |
* Got six kids in Laung- Pau- Lad |
00:38:29 |
* One two three four |
00:38:33 |
* I don't know, but it's been said |
00:38:37 |
- * One two three four... |
00:38:41 |
Jesus. Who are these people? |
00:38:47 |
Patricia, get security |
00:38:49 |
We have an illegal off-road vehicle |
00:38:52 |
They've already been called, sir. |
00:38:54 |
Call them again. |
00:39:02 |
It's been two weeks. |
00:39:06 |
They're not a fraternity, sir. |
00:39:08 |
They've been approved for temporary |
00:39:11 |
Half these guys don't even |
00:39:13 |
You see the one guy, he's like 90. |
00:39:15 |
Technically, that doesn't matter. |
00:39:18 |
- A loophole? |
00:39:20 |
Well, it's interesting, sir. |
00:39:21 |
As stupid as they appear, |
00:39:25 |
It's quite an anomaly. |
00:39:27 |
I'm sorry, is that funny? |
00:39:30 |
Is that what you do now? |
00:39:34 |
This is me leaving. This is me leaving. |
00:39:48 |
There he is. |
00:39:51 |
What's going on, brother? |
00:39:53 |
Nothing. |
00:39:56 |
See you later. |
00:39:58 |
Hey, Mitch, hang on a second. |
00:40:00 |
I heard you guys are |
00:40:03 |
Who told you that? |
00:40:05 |
Nobody. Is it true? |
00:40:07 |
- I don't know what you're talking about. |
00:40:09 |
It sounds cool, man. |
00:40:13 |
Listen to me. |
00:40:16 |
I don't even know |
00:40:19 |
You listen to me. |
00:40:21 |
My wife, my job, my kids. |
00:40:26 |
I go golfing on Sundays. |
00:40:28 |
I hate golf. |
00:40:30 |
Don't blackball me, Mitch. |
00:40:33 |
I am not blackballing you. |
00:40:36 |
And I don't want to mix work |
00:40:40 |
Trust me, you're not |
00:40:43 |
Really? |
00:40:44 |
Heard you hooked up |
00:40:47 |
Sorry. Sorry. |
00:40:51 |
That is untrue! |
00:40:57 |
Hey, Mitch, all I'm saying is |
00:40:59 |
Think about it! |
00:41:01 |
So what? |
00:41:03 |
I do. I mean, I have a career |
00:41:06 |
You're killing me. You really need |
00:41:10 |
The frustrating thing is I don't think |
00:41:13 |
- For me? |
00:41:15 |
You think I like avoiding my wife and kids |
00:41:18 |
- Yeah, I do. |
00:41:20 |
- I'm doing this whole thing for you. |
00:41:22 |
Nicole, how's it going? |
00:41:25 |
This is my daughter, Amanda. |
00:41:28 |
Hi, Amanda. |
00:41:30 |
Yeah, we did a little chicken dancing |
00:41:34 |
- How you been? |
00:41:36 |
Good. |
00:41:37 |
I actually wanted |
00:41:40 |
I hope I didn't embarrass you. |
00:41:42 |
It's okay. |
00:41:45 |
- I brought you a housewarming gift. |
00:41:48 |
It's just a CD holder, you know, for your |
00:41:52 |
No, that thing's a piece of crap. |
00:41:56 |
- I stopped selling it six months ago. |
00:41:59 |
- Thanks. |
00:42:01 |
- But it's a nice gesture, I think. |
00:42:03 |
Hey, Godfather! |
00:42:05 |
- What's up? |
00:42:07 |
See you around, homey! |
00:42:09 |
Did that guy just call you |
00:42:11 |
Must be joking around or something. |
00:42:13 |
Where are you guys living now? |
00:42:15 |
We're staying with my dad for awhile, |
00:42:18 |
The move's been a little rough on Amanda. |
00:42:20 |
My son Max is turning six on Sunday. |
00:42:25 |
Just like, petting zoo and clowns, |
00:42:28 |
But you guys are welcome to come, |
00:42:30 |
- Great idea! You should definitely come. |
00:42:32 |
What do you guys like better? |
00:42:37 |
Hi, Nicole. |
00:42:39 |
Hi, Frank. |
00:42:41 |
It's a nice doll you have there. |
00:42:43 |
Yeah, thanks. |
00:42:46 |
Did you have fun at the wedding? |
00:42:49 |
Yeah, it was fun. |
00:42:52 |
I'm just staying here, for right now. |
00:42:55 |
Anyways, we'll see you Sunday then. |
00:42:57 |
Sunday, right. Okay. |
00:42:59 |
- Bye. Say bye. |
00:43:02 |
Bye. |
00:43:10 |
- Hi, you've reached Marissa. |
00:43:12 |
We're not here, |
00:43:15 |
Hey, honey, it's me. |
00:43:16 |
Listen, just was calling to check in. |
00:43:20 |
I been kind of busy lately. |
00:43:24 |
Damn it. |
00:43:25 |
If you are satisfied, press "1. " |
00:43:30 |
Hey, Marissa, it's me. |
00:43:33 |
Gonna be in the neighborhood |
00:43:36 |
Didn't know if you wanted to |
00:43:40 |
or maybe even a whole meal of food. |
00:43:42 |
If that'd be agreeable... |
00:43:45 |
If you are satisfied, press "1. " |
00:43:50 |
Hey, Marissa, it's Frank Ricard... |
00:43:54 |
Okay, ladies. |
00:43:55 |
The secret to a good B.J. is focus. |
00:43:58 |
I don't care |
00:44:00 |
or some hot sailor you met |
00:44:06 |
Who never did call me back |
00:44:07 |
but did leave me with a |
00:44:11 |
Which I then gave to the dog. |
00:44:14 |
But that's neither here nor there. |
00:44:17 |
Grab your vegetables. |
00:44:25 |
Who's hungry? Who's hungry? |
00:44:28 |
Come on. |
00:44:30 |
Yeah, he's fine. |
00:44:33 |
Ladies, our thumbs are down, |
00:44:36 |
and we're gonna position |
00:44:41 |
Ready? Do it. |
00:44:46 |
Um hmm. |
00:44:48 |
You can use a little teeth |
00:44:54 |
Now you're going to do |
00:44:56 |
These carrots are not going |
00:44:59 |
Get into it. |
00:45:01 |
Very good. |
00:45:03 |
Good, good, good. |
00:45:06 |
Please, what are you doing? |
00:45:07 |
You're not Romulus sucking on |
00:45:10 |
If you know your Greek mythology. |
00:45:12 |
Ladies, we are giving head here. |
00:45:14 |
We're not breast feeding |
00:45:18 |
Oh, that's funny to you? |
00:45:20 |
when somebody prematurely |
00:45:22 |
It stings, and that is now |
00:45:25 |
Thank you very much. |
00:45:28 |
Up and in. |
00:45:31 |
And mind the stepchildren. |
00:45:33 |
Mind the stepchildren. |
00:45:53 |
Marissa, come on. |
00:46:01 |
I like what I see. |
00:46:05 |
Marissa, come on. |
00:46:11 |
Everybody can learn from Marissa. |
00:46:14 |
You guys continue. |
00:46:18 |
Nice work, Marissa. |
00:46:21 |
Way to give a hundred and ten percent. |
00:46:24 |
When I get back there, |
00:46:27 |
"Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis." |
00:46:31 |
Did you see that movie? |
00:46:32 |
I really like it 'cause of |
00:46:36 |
Bastard! |
00:46:39 |
Someone just make a bad mistake! |
00:46:50 |
Jesus Christ, Frank! |
00:46:54 |
You know this person? |
00:46:56 |
I am so sorry. |
00:46:58 |
Yes, I'm hurt. |
00:47:06 |
Bob's not here. They're on the rocks. |
00:47:11 |
You've outdone yourself once again. |
00:47:14 |
It's nice, right? |
00:47:17 |
Man, I'm just getting some water, yo. |
00:47:20 |
Put your head on. Are you nuts? |
00:47:24 |
- You're right, I'm sorry, sir. |
00:47:26 |
Shake the tail when you walk, man. |
00:47:29 |
Take it easy. |
00:47:30 |
You don't see me breaking |
00:47:32 |
- Hi, guys. |
00:47:33 |
- Nice costume. |
00:47:35 |
- This is a great party. |
00:47:38 |
Just a few minutes ago. |
00:47:41 |
Flew over from Colorado yesterday. |
00:47:44 |
How's it hanging, boys? |
00:47:46 |
Pleasure to meet you. |
00:47:47 |
So, listen, somebody told me |
00:47:50 |
you guys are in a fraternity, |
00:47:52 |
- No. |
00:47:55 |
Not really. I mean, no. |
00:47:59 |
We just kinda watch football |
00:48:02 |
Hang out and spank each other, I bet. |
00:48:05 |
It's not like that. |
00:48:07 |
Blue! How come there's no ice |
00:48:10 |
Sorry, sir! |
00:48:11 |
You drop down |
00:48:14 |
- Now! |
00:48:16 |
Let's go! |
00:48:17 |
That's Frank. |
00:48:20 |
I'm gonna go ahead and give you these. |
00:48:22 |
Speaker City. I own all six locations. |
00:48:25 |
Max wants to open up his gifts, |
00:48:28 |
Come on in here, Maxy. |
00:48:31 |
We'll talk surround sound |
00:48:34 |
I'm not gonna hold you over |
00:48:36 |
How you doing, bud? |
00:48:38 |
We can open Uncle Frank's, |
00:48:41 |
I don't know who's more excited, |
00:48:44 |
Rip it up! Go at there. What is it? |
00:48:46 |
Could it be a space ship? |
00:48:50 |
Yay! |
00:48:53 |
What do you think, Max, huh? |
00:49:03 |
Damn it. |
00:49:08 |
Excuse me. |
00:49:13 |
I'm Mark. What's your name? |
00:49:15 |
Tracy. |
00:49:17 |
Nice meeting you, Tracy. |
00:49:20 |
- Right on there. |
00:49:23 |
Okay, you can go back out |
00:49:26 |
Come on. |
00:49:27 |
There. Take your doll. Okay. |
00:49:33 |
I think she likes you. |
00:49:35 |
I feel honored. |
00:49:39 |
So, Mark, he seems like |
00:49:43 |
He's harmless. |
00:49:45 |
- How long have you two been together? |
00:49:48 |
I told him I had a crush on you |
00:49:52 |
You had a crush on me? |
00:49:54 |
You got to be kidding me. |
00:49:57 |
Not in a dangerous way, you know. |
00:50:02 |
How come you never |
00:50:04 |
You were pretty intimidating back then. |
00:50:07 |
You were always with older guys. |
00:50:12 |
You smoked Marlboro Reds. |
00:50:17 |
I still have the Whitesnake |
00:50:20 |
I'm still pretty intimidated by you. |
00:50:27 |
You're bad. |
00:50:31 |
You're right. I am bad. |
00:50:36 |
I'm sorry... |
00:50:39 |
- I guess we're not knocking? |
00:50:41 |
Excuse me, I've got to get |
00:50:43 |
...just returning these Band-Aids. |
00:50:47 |
What are you gonna do? |
00:50:49 |
You know you can't, buddy. |
00:50:53 |
Guys don't tell on other guys. |
00:50:57 |
something chicks do. |
00:51:01 |
You're not a chick, are you? |
00:51:06 |
All right. Good talk. |
00:51:18 |
Hey there, buddy. |
00:51:20 |
Need a friend? |
00:51:22 |
Yeah, me, too. |
00:51:27 |
Hey. |
00:51:37 |
Wow. |
00:51:39 |
- She's a beauty, ain't she? |
00:51:42 |
What kind of gun is this? |
00:51:44 |
That's a tranquilizer gun. |
00:51:46 |
If any of these little fuckers decide to freak |
00:51:50 |
I get to take them down. |
00:51:53 |
Ain't that right, mother? |
00:51:55 |
That's what I thought. Shut up. |
00:51:57 |
Hey, be careful with that. |
00:51:59 |
That's the most powerful |
00:52:02 |
Got her in Mexico. |
00:52:04 |
- Cool. |
00:52:06 |
They say it could puncture |
00:52:09 |
Oww! Oh... |
00:52:17 |
Yes! |
00:52:18 |
That's awesome! |
00:52:21 |
What? |
00:52:22 |
You just took one |
00:52:25 |
Ha! Whoa. |
00:52:29 |
Yes! |
00:52:31 |
Oh, my God. |
00:52:34 |
Oh, my God, I did. |
00:52:37 |
Is this bad? |
00:52:39 |
You should pull that out. |
00:52:44 |
Wait. |
00:52:46 |
Wait. Pull what out? |
00:52:48 |
The dart, man. |
00:52:55 |
You're craz... You're crazy, man. |
00:52:58 |
You're crazy. |
00:53:00 |
I like you. |
00:53:02 |
But you're crazy. |
00:53:06 |
I feel tired. |
00:53:15 |
* Happy birthday to you |
00:53:19 |
No! |
00:53:24 |
* Happy birthday, dear Max |
00:53:58 |
* Hello darkness |
00:54:02 |
* I've come to talk |
00:54:06 |
* Because a vision softly creeping |
00:54:10 |
* Left its seeds while I was sleeping |
00:54:16 |
This is the most beautiful day. |
00:54:20 |
Yes. |
00:54:22 |
It really is. |
00:54:25 |
* Within the sound of silence |
00:54:31 |
I've missed you, Frank. |
00:54:33 |
I'm so glad you're back. |
00:54:37 |
I've missed you too, honey. |
00:54:40 |
You look gorgeous. |
00:54:43 |
You're sweet. |
00:54:45 |
* I turned my collar |
00:54:57 |
He just French kissed me! |
00:55:05 |
This better work. |
00:55:07 |
The board members are beginning to ask |
00:55:11 |
Don't worry, it'll work. |
00:55:14 |
Here she comes. |
00:55:18 |
She's student council president, |
00:55:19 |
prelaw, star of the tennis team, |
00:55:23 |
A young woman with a lot to lose. |
00:55:25 |
- Megan, hello. |
00:55:27 |
Have a seat. |
00:55:35 |
I'm sure you know Dean Pritchard. |
00:55:37 |
Don't turn around. |
00:55:42 |
Megan, this little fraternity |
00:55:45 |
has become quite an inconvenience |
00:55:49 |
And as student body president, |
00:55:54 |
Unfortunately, you alone |
00:55:58 |
So, we're gonna need you to |
00:56:00 |
Revoke it? Why? |
00:56:03 |
They throw the sickest parties. |
00:56:08 |
Uh-huh, that's great. |
00:56:10 |
It says here you are applying |
00:56:13 |
Wow, that's a tough school |
00:56:16 |
You know, Dean Pritchard has |
00:56:21 |
Are you bribing me? |
00:56:25 |
Don't make life |
00:56:28 |
It's Huang. |
00:56:30 |
Whatever. |
00:56:33 |
I made some minor changes, |
00:56:37 |
- It's a pretty standard lease. |
00:56:40 |
Thank you for taking a look at it for me. |
00:56:44 |
Anytime. |
00:56:46 |
So, you and Mark are |
00:56:50 |
Yeah. |
00:56:55 |
You know, there's something |
00:57:00 |
about Mark. |
00:57:02 |
What is it? |
00:57:04 |
Well... |
00:57:09 |
Relationships are a lot of work. |
00:57:12 |
And, I guess what I'm saying is... |
00:57:20 |
Good luck. |
00:57:22 |
Oh, okay. |
00:57:25 |
Yeah. Listen. |
00:57:27 |
I was thinking maybe sometime |
00:57:31 |
- Yeah. |
00:57:33 |
- I'd like that. |
00:57:35 |
Of course, leave it to me to wait until |
00:57:40 |
to finally ask you out. |
00:57:42 |
Timing was never your thing. |
00:57:44 |
No. |
00:57:47 |
Okay, so, thank you. |
00:57:51 |
And, call me about dinner. |
00:57:53 |
- I will. |
00:57:56 |
We have a situation, sir! |
00:57:57 |
What are you guys doing here? |
00:58:00 |
But it's an emergency. |
00:58:01 |
We can only buy KY Jelly |
00:58:04 |
Industrial size cans will take up to |
00:58:09 |
What's all that for? |
00:58:10 |
It's Blue's birthday. |
00:58:12 |
You know what? |
00:58:19 |
I'm going again, baby! |
00:58:23 |
Whoo-hoo! |
00:58:32 |
Yeah! Yeah! |
00:58:34 |
This doesn't seem fair! |
00:58:48 |
Rip his head off! |
00:58:50 |
Rip his head off! |
00:59:05 |
I like your room. |
00:59:07 |
Thanks a lot. It's kind of |
00:59:10 |
All the posters are mine. |
00:59:13 |
I don't usually like fraternity guys. |
00:59:16 |
But, you're like... mature. |
00:59:21 |
Mature? |
00:59:22 |
Yeah. |
00:59:24 |
So, where do you sleep, anyway? |
00:59:27 |
Usually, I sleep at home. |
00:59:30 |
Sometimes I do crash here. |
00:59:32 |
This is a futon, actually. |
00:59:36 |
Cool, I didn't realize. |
00:59:38 |
Can I see it? |
00:59:40 |
The futon? |
00:59:42 |
Yeah. |
00:59:46 |
Wow. |
00:59:50 |
Amy, I'm sorry. |
00:59:53 |
I'm married. |
00:59:56 |
I don't want this to get weird, but... |
00:59:58 |
Right. I see. |
01:00:01 |
But why don't you |
01:00:04 |
This way, if something happens to my wife, |
01:00:07 |
- I don't think so. |
01:00:13 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
01:00:22 |
In this corner, |
01:00:25 |
and pushing 89 years of age, |
01:00:28 |
the recent recipient of a brand-new |
01:00:31 |
Joseph "Blue" Pulasky! |
01:00:38 |
And in the opposite corner, |
01:00:42 |
hailing from Hayden dormitory, |
01:00:45 |
Jenny and Jeanie! |
01:00:53 |
Fighters, are you ready? |
01:00:59 |
Blue, you sure |
01:01:01 |
Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy. |
01:01:04 |
Let's get it on! |
01:01:12 |
- Come on. |
01:01:15 |
Let's go, birthday boy! |
01:01:17 |
What's the matter, you scared? |
01:01:20 |
Hello? |
01:01:37 |
* I close my eyes |
01:01:42 |
* Only for a moment |
01:01:47 |
* All my dreams |
01:01:52 |
* Pass before my eyes |
01:01:58 |
* Dust in the wind |
01:02:00 |
Looks like we better put the KY wrestling |
01:02:04 |
Good idea. |
01:02:06 |
Please don't beat yourself up |
01:02:10 |
Damn it, Blue was old. |
01:02:13 |
That's what old people do. |
01:02:15 |
I'm sorry. |
01:02:18 |
* All we are is |
01:02:25 |
* Ah- ah- ah! |
01:02:31 |
You're my boy, Blue! |
01:02:33 |
You're my boy. |
01:02:39 |
It's been a weird month, huh? |
01:02:41 |
Yeah. |
01:02:44 |
Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you |
01:02:48 |
My birthday, what do you mean? |
01:02:50 |
Yeah, last Thursday. |
01:02:53 |
- You forgot your birthday, didn't you? |
01:02:56 |
I'm such an idiot. |
01:03:00 |
- What have you been doing? |
01:03:06 |
I... tried to join a new gym. |
01:03:11 |
That was one thing. |
01:03:13 |
And there's other stuff. |
01:03:17 |
You know, I've missed you. |
01:03:21 |
I want you to know that. |
01:03:23 |
I was even thinking maybe tonight |
01:03:27 |
and, I don't know, |
01:03:29 |
I don't think that's such a good idea. |
01:03:32 |
Really? You don't? |
01:03:35 |
I don't know. |
01:03:37 |
Maybe we rushed into this, |
01:03:41 |
I mean, it just doesn't |
01:03:47 |
Being married? |
01:03:50 |
What do you mean? |
01:03:53 |
I mean, I think we should |
01:03:58 |
Like a real divorce? |
01:04:01 |
Yeah. |
01:04:03 |
Gotcha. |
01:04:06 |
Okay, well... |
01:04:09 |
I'm sorry. |
01:04:10 |
No. Actually, I got to run. |
01:04:15 |
But, if I don't talk to you, |
01:04:18 |
keep on, keep trucking, you know? |
01:04:23 |
Okay, good stuff. |
01:04:37 |
Well, what do you think? |
01:04:40 |
Yeah, it's okay. |
01:04:42 |
- Just okay? |
01:04:45 |
I had Mitch take a look at the lease. |
01:04:49 |
You had Mitch look at the lease? |
01:04:52 |
Last week, |
01:04:55 |
- Oh, God. |
01:04:58 |
I don't know. |
01:05:00 |
I'm not so sure about that guy. |
01:05:02 |
Mitch? Why? He's so sweet. |
01:05:05 |
Something I saw last week, |
01:05:08 |
What did you see? |
01:05:10 |
I didn't want to get into this, but... |
01:05:13 |
I walked in on him, and he was |
01:05:17 |
A young girl. |
01:05:19 |
- Really? |
01:05:21 |
He was being aggressive |
01:05:23 |
It was disgusting. |
01:05:26 |
'cause he's your friend. |
01:05:28 |
- Hello? |
01:05:30 |
Hi, Mitch. |
01:05:32 |
I was thinking, if you're not too busy, |
01:05:35 |
maybe I'd take you up |
01:05:38 |
- Now's not really a good time. |
01:05:41 |
I'm really sorry about the other day. |
01:05:46 |
- I don't think so. |
01:05:49 |
It's been kind of a tough day, |
01:05:52 |
and it'd really mean a lot. |
01:05:58 |
Listen, there are a few things |
01:06:01 |
because I get the feeling you have |
01:06:05 |
Really? What would |
01:06:08 |
Okay, that's one pecan pie |
01:06:11 |
And don't worry. For the Godfather, |
01:06:15 |
- Not here. |
01:06:18 |
I am Avi. I'm a big supporter |
01:06:20 |
Thank you. |
01:06:21 |
You are beautiful. |
01:06:25 |
You are taking coffee and pie |
01:06:27 |
That's very kind, |
01:06:30 |
Your money, it's not good here. |
01:06:32 |
- Okay. |
01:06:36 |
Okay, now don't you think |
01:06:39 |
I heard one of your pledges died. |
01:06:43 |
Well, yes. |
01:06:46 |
And I feel pretty confident that |
01:06:49 |
it'll show that it was probably |
01:06:52 |
Look, to be honest, you're really not |
01:06:56 |
But it's okay. It's not a big deal. |
01:06:58 |
I think that I am that person. |
01:07:01 |
And I feel more like myself now |
01:07:04 |
So, that's why you go around |
01:07:08 |
- Doing what? |
01:07:09 |
At the birthday party. |
01:07:13 |
Wait a second. |
01:07:16 |
but Mark is the one |
01:07:19 |
- You are unbelievable. |
01:07:22 |
Hey, look who it is. |
01:07:23 |
Hey, Mitch. |
01:07:25 |
Darcie, hey. |
01:07:27 |
Hi. I've been meaning to call you. |
01:07:30 |
I just didn't want you |
01:07:32 |
He doesn't know anything, |
01:07:35 |
Her dad? |
01:07:36 |
- Yeah. |
01:07:39 |
You know, it's nothing, really. |
01:07:44 |
We gotta run, 'cause we got this prom |
01:07:50 |
Sorry. |
01:07:51 |
Bye. |
01:07:53 |
Prom committee thing? |
01:07:55 |
That I actually can explain. |
01:07:58 |
Right, I'm sure you can. |
01:08:00 |
- I have to go. |
01:08:02 |
No, really. I have to go. |
01:08:10 |
Hey. Chicks. |
01:08:12 |
Don't worry for her. |
01:08:14 |
Love, it's a motherfucker. |
01:08:49 |
Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter, |
01:08:53 |
The house has been boarded up. |
01:08:58 |
We're at the Comfort Inn, |
01:09:01 |
I love you. Frank. |
01:09:03 |
Due to these infractions, |
01:09:07 |
but those of you who are students |
01:09:11 |
for your participation in |
01:09:14 |
Please take a moment to |
01:09:22 |
Good. Believe me, |
01:09:25 |
the actions taken by the student council |
01:09:31 |
But unfortunately, there's nothing |
01:09:34 |
Thank you for your time. |
01:09:43 |
He can't do that. |
01:09:45 |
This guy's playing hardball. |
01:09:48 |
I got to say, |
01:09:51 |
Well, we're expelled. |
01:09:53 |
My life is over and I'm gonna wind up |
01:09:55 |
- You already work in Red Lobster. |
01:09:59 |
- Guys. |
01:10:02 |
This is a serious situation. |
01:10:08 |
I don't know what I'm gonna do. |
01:10:10 |
Come on, she's not gonna kill you. |
01:10:12 |
Yes, she is. I'm the first one |
01:10:16 |
When I left, she said, |
01:10:21 |
She showed me the knife. |
01:10:24 |
Shhh. |
01:10:27 |
Mitch is a lawyer, buddy. |
01:10:32 |
It's gonna be all right. |
01:10:37 |
He was supposed to be Luke Skywalker. |
01:10:39 |
Guys, still want to be in the fraternity? |
01:10:43 |
We've been waiting all semester |
01:10:47 |
Good. I need your help with something. |
01:10:49 |
Off the record. |
01:10:52 |
Sir, yes, sir. |
01:10:53 |
Okay. Walsh, I need you to track down |
01:10:57 |
- then fax it to this number immediately. |
01:10:59 |
- I need to talk to you. |
01:11:02 |
Booker, make two copies of this petition, |
01:11:04 |
and then messenger it over |
01:11:07 |
Listen, Donald tells me you got these guys |
01:11:11 |
I told you five times, I want them working |
01:11:14 |
Well, I locked |
01:11:17 |
so now I have them helping |
01:11:19 |
and I'd appreciate it if you let me |
01:11:22 |
and don't get on my ass |
01:11:26 |
All right. |
01:11:28 |
Wanna make sure |
01:11:30 |
Well, I am. |
01:11:31 |
Well, good. Carry on. |
01:11:34 |
See? That's why they call him |
01:11:37 |
Hey. |
01:11:39 |
Just take care of it. |
01:11:43 |
Gentlemen, I got some good news |
01:11:48 |
Did a little research. |
01:11:50 |
What Pritchard did, technically, |
01:11:53 |
We have the right to a formal evaluation |
01:11:55 |
before they can deny |
01:11:58 |
However, we're now subject to |
01:12:02 |
given by the board of trustees. |
01:12:04 |
Damn it. |
01:12:05 |
Wait. Wait, what does |
01:12:09 |
According to university bylaws, |
01:12:13 |
and our contribution to the community. |
01:12:15 |
Focus is on five categories: |
01:12:17 |
Academics, athletics, community service, |
01:12:20 |
debate, and school spirit. |
01:12:23 |
Good luck to everybody. |
01:12:26 |
And I'll see you around campus. |
01:12:28 |
Actually, all of us are |
01:12:31 |
What are you talking about? |
01:12:34 |
It's in the bylaws. Every member |
01:12:38 |
in every category, |
01:12:41 |
Mitch, can you come here a second? |
01:12:44 |
I do speakers. I don't do tests. |
01:12:47 |
This is unbelievable. |
01:12:49 |
What happened to, "needing brotherhood |
01:12:52 |
Come on, college is |
01:12:55 |
I built Speaker City from the ground up. |
01:12:58 |
This damn thing was your idea, |
01:13:02 |
and now people's lives are ruined. |
01:13:04 |
Ruined? Like, whose life is ruined? |
01:13:07 |
Well, let's see. |
01:13:09 |
Blue's dead. |
01:13:10 |
Frank's divorced. |
01:13:13 |
I've lost my house. |
01:13:16 |
And now we got nine kids who are gonna |
01:13:21 |
and you're not even gonna |
01:13:37 |
Is this thing gonna go down smooth or |
01:13:41 |
One hundred percent. |
01:13:44 |
It should make for |
01:13:46 |
I'm going to enjoy kicking |
01:13:48 |
Ditto. |
01:13:50 |
Welcome, everyone, to the official |
01:13:56 |
Unfortunately, |
01:13:58 |
the captain of the university debate |
01:14:02 |
So, we had to bring someone else in |
01:14:07 |
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome |
01:14:11 |
famed political consultant, |
01:14:15 |
Mr. James Carville. |
01:14:22 |
- Thank you. |
01:14:23 |
Thank you, Dean Pritchard. |
01:14:27 |
Topic number one. |
01:14:31 |
What is your position |
01:14:34 |
in supporting innovation |
01:14:38 |
Well, Dean, I'm glad you |
01:14:41 |
I'd like to jump in and take that one, |
01:14:45 |
Have at it, hoss. |
01:14:48 |
Why doesn't he wait for an easy one? |
01:14:57 |
Recent research has shown |
01:14:59 |
for globalization of |
01:15:02 |
And as a corollary, the market |
01:15:05 |
As a world leader, |
01:15:08 |
systematic research grants |
01:15:10 |
I believe there will always be a need for us |
01:15:14 |
with emphasis on |
01:15:22 |
Where'd that come from? |
01:15:23 |
What happened? I blacked out. |
01:15:25 |
It was awesome. |
01:15:27 |
That was interesting. |
01:15:29 |
And your rebuttal, |
01:15:33 |
We have no response. |
01:15:37 |
That was perfect. |
01:15:42 |
That's the way you do it! |
01:15:56 |
Number 12. |
01:15:58 |
Which of the following is |
01:16:03 |
for determining first order |
01:16:07 |
Is it, A, Harriot's method |
01:16:12 |
B, Pythagorean triplets? |
01:16:15 |
Or C, the migration method of graphing |
01:16:22 |
Harriot's method of solving cubics. |
01:16:24 |
The answer is A, Harriot's method |
01:16:33 |
Good test. |
01:16:44 |
All right, Frank. Let's do this. |
01:16:48 |
Go Harrison! |
01:16:49 |
* Everybody dance now! |
01:16:57 |
* Everybody dance now! |
01:17:07 |
* Give me the music |
01:17:11 |
* Give me the music |
01:17:14 |
* Everybody dance now! |
01:17:22 |
* Everybody dance now! |
01:17:29 |
- Yes! |
01:17:39 |
Go, Cougars! |
01:17:44 |
Oh, no! |
01:17:48 |
Help me! Help me! |
01:17:54 |
Dean Pritchard, |
01:17:57 |
Megan, I'm a little busy. |
01:17:59 |
I didn't get into |
01:18:01 |
How awful. |
01:18:03 |
You said if I revoked their charter, |
01:18:06 |
You're right, I did say that. |
01:18:07 |
No one at Columbia |
01:18:09 |
Oh, Megan. |
01:18:11 |
Look, I did my part. |
01:18:14 |
- That's how bribes work. |
01:18:17 |
I bribe people all the time, |
01:18:19 |
Lesson learned. |
01:18:25 |
Damn it! |
01:18:28 |
Sorry, guys, I lost my composure out there. |
01:18:32 |
Frankie, don't worry about it. |
01:18:35 |
Your skin's gonna grow back, too. |
01:18:37 |
I'm sorry. |
01:18:39 |
Okay, how many events |
01:18:41 |
One. Frank's accident |
01:18:45 |
But if we pass... |
01:18:49 |
All right, everybody! |
01:18:52 |
We've made a great effort so far. |
01:18:54 |
That's right! We can't have anyone |
01:18:58 |
We've got to keep our composure! |
01:19:02 |
There's too much to lose! |
01:19:05 |
For your final test, I've chosen the men's |
01:19:09 |
And participants in the three events |
01:19:13 |
right now. |
01:19:14 |
Let's see, rings. |
01:19:17 |
Bernard. |
01:19:18 |
Okay, great. |
01:19:21 |
How about Frank? Great. |
01:19:24 |
And for the vault competition, |
01:19:29 |
How about... |
01:19:32 |
- You. |
01:19:35 |
Yeah. Is there a problem with that? |
01:20:18 |
I'm still holding. |
01:20:21 |
Still holding! |
01:20:26 |
It's physically impossible. |
01:20:28 |
Don't worry. |
01:20:36 |
We're waiting, gentlemen. |
01:20:38 |
Just hit the board as hard |
01:20:41 |
- You ready? |
01:20:42 |
Go! Come on! |
01:20:52 |
Come on! |
01:21:07 |
Oh, my God! Yes! |
01:21:22 |
Hey, I did good. |
01:21:26 |
Congratulations, gentlemen. |
01:21:29 |
You really did. |
01:21:30 |
But, I'm afraid |
01:21:34 |
You didn't pass your review. |
01:21:37 |
What are you talking about? |
01:21:41 |
Yes, you people did finish |
01:21:43 |
but unfortunately, another pledge of yours |
01:21:48 |
What pledge? |
01:21:49 |
A Joseph "Blue" Pulasky. |
01:21:55 |
Hey, man, Blue's dead. |
01:21:59 |
He's listed right here |
01:22:02 |
and those zeroes drop your average to a 58%. |
01:22:05 |
Come on, you got to be kidding me. |
01:22:08 |
It's been quite a journey. |
01:22:11 |
You're gonna be all right. |
01:22:15 |
- Come on, now, big cat. |
01:22:18 |
We're gonna find you |
01:22:20 |
get you back on your feet, |
01:22:23 |
It's not gonna be the same. |
01:22:25 |
Didn't quite work out |
01:22:27 |
You know what? I recommend |
01:22:30 |
before something |
01:22:33 |
- I'm scared. |
01:22:35 |
Am I interrupting? |
01:22:36 |
Megan, you are. If you could leave, |
01:22:39 |
I thought you guys might |
01:22:42 |
You said if I revoked their charter, |
01:22:46 |
- I did say that. |
01:22:47 |
I did my part, now you have to do yours. |
01:22:51 |
I know how bribes work... |
01:22:53 |
You know what? |
01:22:56 |
Bird-dog him, Frankie! |
01:23:00 |
Coming through! |
01:23:03 |
- Go that way! |
01:23:10 |
Pritchard, hey, it's over. |
01:23:13 |
Hand over the tape. It's over. |
01:23:17 |
You know where the rest |
01:23:18 |
I don't know, we all spread out... |
01:23:21 |
What are you doing? |
01:23:24 |
Time out. Time out. |
01:23:32 |
Excuse me! Excuse me! |
01:23:34 |
Gentlemen... |
01:23:44 |
Wait, wait, my shoulder. |
01:23:53 |
This man accosted me! |
01:23:54 |
You are all witnesses! |
01:23:56 |
Frank! |
01:24:02 |
Frank, are you okay? |
01:24:04 |
Mitch, I'm so cold. |
01:24:10 |
Come on, big cat. |
01:24:12 |
I think I see Blue. |
01:24:16 |
He looks glorious. |
01:24:17 |
- Stay with me. |
01:24:21 |
I did good. |
01:24:24 |
You did great. |
01:24:56 |
Hi. |
01:24:59 |
Hey! Wow... |
01:25:03 |
How are you? |
01:25:04 |
I'm okay. |
01:25:06 |
You know, I got that apartment. |
01:25:08 |
Good for you. That's great. |
01:25:10 |
And you were right about Mark. |
01:25:13 |
What happened? |
01:25:14 |
Let's just say I caught him red-handed |
01:25:20 |
I guess I thought he could change, |
01:25:22 |
I don't know. |
01:25:25 |
So, you're moving out? |
01:25:28 |
Yeah, I'm moving into a new place, |
01:25:31 |
far, far away from here. |
01:25:33 |
What about your little fraternity? |
01:25:36 |
Well, they're upgrading, |
01:25:39 |
And to tell you the truth, |
01:25:42 |
they don't have much use for |
01:25:46 |
I hope you'll still think I'm cool |
01:25:51 |
I think I can deal with it. |
01:25:53 |
I appreciate it. |
01:25:55 |
Although, you know, |
01:25:57 |
I have always been a little curious |
01:26:02 |
- Yeah? |
01:26:06 |
I do have another 12 hours |
01:26:10 |
I'd be more than happy to |
01:26:14 |
Really? |
01:26:15 |
Yeah. |
01:26:17 |
Maybe for a minute. |
01:26:19 |
Great. |
01:26:21 |
Happy Tuesday to you out there. |
01:26:23 |
It's "Frank the Tank" here at |
01:26:27 |
Wanna give a shout-out |
01:26:30 |
If it wasn't for you, |
01:26:33 |
I'd probably be dead. |
01:26:35 |
Face down in |
01:26:39 |
A quick note to all you |
01:26:42 |
brand- new house on campus, located |
01:26:46 |
You all remember that crazy bastard. |
01:26:50 |
We'd love for you to join us |
01:26:53 |
for some chips, soda, |
01:26:57 |
Little right. Little more. |
01:27:00 |
Yeah, that's good enough. |
01:27:03 |
- Welcome aboard, Booker. |
01:27:05 |
- Walsh. Well done. |
01:27:08 |
Why don't you get me |
01:27:10 |
You serious? |
01:27:11 |
Now! |
01:27:13 |
Now! Hurry, you sorry son-of-a-bitch! |
01:27:18 |
* Going down the only road |
01:27:23 |
* Like a drifter I was born |
01:27:30 |
* And I've made up my mind |
01:27:46 |
Aahh! |
01:27:50 |
Oh, shit. |
01:28:03 |
* I close my eyes |
01:28:07 |
* Only for a moment |
01:28:13 |
* All my dreams |
01:28:17 |
* Pass before my eyes |
01:28:22 |
* Dust in the wind |
01:28:27 |
* All we are is |
01:28:31 |
Stay in the goal. |
01:28:33 |
We gotta stay in the goal. |
01:28:35 |
You're killing me. |
01:28:38 |
I want focus, I want intensity, |
01:28:41 |
Woofers! |
01:28:42 |
Go, go, go, eat 'em up! |
01:28:46 |
Caleb, you know what to do in the box. |
01:28:51 |
Chill out, we're up by six. |
01:28:53 |
That ref's a real prick out there. |
01:28:57 |
Number four's been throwing elbows, |
01:29:01 |
What? |
01:29:03 |
Let's make it official then, jackass! |
01:29:05 |
Let's make it official! |
01:29:07 |
Get the clipboard. |
01:29:10 |
- Have some respect for yourself. |
01:29:13 |
Is that Frank the Tank? |
01:29:16 |
Hey. Heidi. |
01:29:19 |
- How you doing? |
01:29:22 |
I got into body painting. |
01:29:25 |
- I didn't know that. |
01:29:27 |
That's great. |
01:29:28 |
Well, you're looking |
01:29:31 |
Oh, thanks. |
01:29:34 |
Oh, thank you. |
01:29:36 |
So, I heard you and Marissa |
01:29:40 |
Yeah, we did. |
01:29:42 |
You poor baby. |
01:29:45 |
You know, I'm having |
01:29:47 |
at my place |
01:29:48 |
Like a few Internet friends. |
01:29:52 |
- Really? |
01:29:55 |
- Okay. |
01:29:57 |
- That sounds awesome. |
01:30:03 |
Awesome. |
01:30:04 |
Yes! |
01:30:08 |
I am back! |
01:30:15 |
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