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00:00:59 Real Estate Query Engine
00:01:02 is a virtual rubicon of information,
00:01:05 putting the lawyer himself
00:01:07 Listen, I'm going to take off, okay?
00:01:12 You're leaving the seminar now?
00:01:14 - I don't think you can do that.
00:01:18 - Get it all.
00:01:20 - Listen, could we have your badge?
00:01:23 It's worth two free drinks
00:01:41 Hello.
00:01:42 I'm going to the airport.
00:01:47 Sir, your seat belt
00:01:49 What do you recommend I do?
00:01:51 I recommend you stop being such a faggot.
00:01:55 You're in the back seat.
00:01:57 Jesus.
00:02:01 See?
00:03:29 Hello?
00:03:35 Hey, boy.
00:03:37 Good boy, Orson.
00:03:42 Honey?
00:03:46 Heidi?
00:03:59 Heidi?
00:04:14 Mitch!
00:04:16 What are you doing home?
00:04:20 I scared you?
00:04:24 I don't even want to say it.
00:04:30 Wow.
00:04:31 That's, like, pretty hard-core.
00:04:34 Yeah, I know.
00:04:36 No, I'm not judging.
00:04:40 This is a major turn-on.
00:04:43 - Is this what you do when I'm gone?
00:04:45 No, I mean, I do it myself every once
00:04:49 Okay, Mitch, we need to talk.
00:04:51 - Hello!
00:04:57 Be honest.
00:04:59 Please tell me this is the first time
00:05:03 Well, do you want me to be honest, or you
00:05:07 - Jesus, what is wrong with you?
00:05:11 I've tried to tell you about this.
00:05:13 What? When?
00:05:16 - All the time!
00:05:19 - Like, when we're in bed and stuff.
00:05:24 I thought you were just talking dirty.
00:05:26 I was, but I was being serious.
00:05:33 You've said some really sick stuff.
00:05:36 You have to admit it,
00:05:37 we haven't exactly been living the most
00:05:41 This is a totally different kind
00:05:44 It's purely sexual.
00:05:46 Ooh!
00:05:50 I'm really sorry.
00:06:04 Hello.
00:06:05 Yeah?
00:06:07 I'm here for the gang bang.
00:06:14 You look a little pale, Mitch.
00:06:17 Let a little blood up in your face there, will ya?
00:06:19 - I don't want to breathe.
00:06:22 Do you have any idea how hard it is to land
00:06:26 A girl like that comes around, what,
00:06:29 I wasn't looking for a girl like that.
00:06:31 Columbus wasn't looking for America,
00:06:35 You're here.
00:06:37 Hey, I just want to thank you
00:06:41 It's the best day ever.
00:06:42 Don't even start with me, Franklin, okay?
00:06:46 - What?
00:06:56 This is it. It's now or never. You need
00:06:59 - I'm not single.
00:07:03 Come on, Marissa's the best thing
00:07:07 Why don't you give that six months.
00:07:10 I got a wife, kids.
00:07:12 Do I seem like a happy guy to you,
00:07:15 There's my wife. See that?
00:07:18 Always smiling? Hi, honey.
00:07:21 She's coming down the aisle, Beanie.
00:07:26 Let me be the first to say
00:07:30 You get one vagina for the rest of your life.
00:07:33 - Don't listen to him.
00:07:39 It takes a man to give away an angel.
00:07:42 You look beautiful.
00:07:44 Great.
00:07:49 Dearly beloved,
00:07:50 we are gathered here together
00:07:52 to join Franklin and Marissa...
00:07:55 Don't do it!
00:08:01 My throat is dry.
00:08:03 I'm a smoker.
00:08:05 Okay.
00:08:06 * Turn around
00:08:07 * Every now and then
00:08:10 * And you're never coming round
00:08:14 * Every now and then
00:08:18 * Of listening to the sound of my tears
00:08:22 * Every now and then
00:08:25 * That the best of
00:08:27 * Turn around
00:08:29 * Every now and then
00:08:32 * I see the fuckin' look in your eyes
00:08:38 * Every now and then I fall apart
00:08:40 * Turn around, bright eyes
00:08:42 * Fuckin' every now and then
00:08:46 * And I need you now tonight
00:08:49 * I fuckin' need you more than ever
00:08:52 * Look in your eye
00:08:55 * And then I fall apart
00:08:59 Mitch Martin?
00:09:00 Yeah.
00:09:06 Nicole!
00:09:08 My God!
00:09:10 This is crazy!
00:09:12 I can't believe it's you!
00:09:17 God.
00:09:19 - What are you doing here?
00:09:23 The last time that I had heard,
00:09:29 - What do you call it?
00:09:31 The Sunshine State.
00:09:33 Denver!
00:09:35 Gorgeous!
00:09:40 Oh, boy.
00:09:42 Are you okay?
00:09:44 No, I'm...
00:09:45 Yeah, I just feel a little...
00:09:49 fucked up.
00:09:51 Yeah, Marissa told me about your
00:09:57 The thing about that one is,
00:10:01 It's a combination of things.
00:10:04 We had a dog,
00:10:07 but all just...
00:10:11 You know what?
00:10:14 - What's in this one?
00:10:21 Ow! Oww! Jesus!
00:10:25 - I am so sorry! Please, just...
00:10:28 - I can fix it. Just...
00:10:31 - No, Mitch!
00:10:35 Mitch, stop it!
00:10:37 No. Inappropriate.
00:10:40 - Sweetie, there's a bathroom over here.
00:10:42 Mitch, honey? Hon?
00:10:44 Why don't you go get some air, okay?
00:10:46 No, wait a second.
00:10:48 Yeah?
00:10:50 - Put in a good word for me.
00:10:54 * Lay, oh- de- lay, oh- de- lay hee hoo!
00:10:58 * Sparkling, clear and lovely
00:11:04 * You're my
00:11:06 * Lady
00:11:09 Hey, Marissa!
00:11:11 You're the lady.
00:11:26 Can't hear you!
00:11:29 Excuse me.
00:11:30 I'd like to say I'm really glad
00:11:36 I'm glad to see Frank's dad made it out.
00:11:40 That's great.
00:11:42 I love you, Dad!
00:11:44 True love is hard to find.
00:11:47 Sometimes you think you have true love,
00:11:49 and then you catch the early flight
00:11:52 and a couple of nude people
00:11:56 like a goddamn magic show,
00:12:00 It stops right there
00:12:04 because I think what Mitch is trying to say
00:12:09 Let's raise our glasses,
00:12:11 Salute. Health and happiness.
00:12:14 Cheers, everybody.
00:12:16 I love you so much, Frankie.
00:12:19 I'm not a talker.
00:12:21 I love you.
00:12:44 I thought you said near campus.
00:12:48 - This is great.
00:12:50 I don't know, it was pretty easy, actually.
00:12:52 A professor lived here for, like,
00:12:56 That's awesome!
00:12:59 That's awesome.
00:13:00 A little housewarming.
00:13:03 To new beginnings.
00:13:06 Thanks.
00:13:10 Actually, I gave this to you
00:13:14 This model?
00:13:16 No, this exact one.
00:13:20 I'm sorry.
00:13:21 I'm embarrassed.
00:13:23 It's okay.
00:13:25 I hope you like it.
00:13:27 I love it.
00:13:30 This place is unbelievable.
00:13:32 - You like it?
00:13:34 This is the probably the best thing
00:13:37 - Us?
00:13:39 Do not get selfish on me here, okay?
00:13:42 You put a bar in over there, right?
00:13:44 Couple La-Z-Boys to fill it out, a smarter
00:13:48 Max, can you earmuff it for me?
00:13:51 We're gonna get so much ass here,
00:13:54 I'm talking crazy, boy-band ass.
00:13:56 That sounds like a lot of fun, but
00:13:58 I need a little time to get
00:14:02 We need to throw a big
00:14:04 Absolutely.
00:14:08 Come on, Mitch.
00:14:10 Break it in.
00:14:11 The real estate guy was really
00:14:15 I don't think you realize what
00:14:18 Girls love a guy who's in your
00:14:20 What situation?
00:14:22 Mitch, you're on the rebound.
00:14:24 You're like an injured fawn
00:14:26 who's finally gonna be rereleased
00:14:29 Sorry.
00:14:31 Please be careful.
00:14:32 - I'm sorry. You okay?
00:14:35 - You upset him.
00:14:37 It's okay. It happens.
00:14:39 We should go tropical with this thing.
00:14:41 Like sand from wall to wall. I know a great
00:14:45 Sand in here?
00:14:46 Or foam, whatever.
00:14:48 - You understand what I'm talking about?
00:14:51 I'm good either way.
00:14:56 I'm messing with you guys!
00:15:00 It's not funny.
00:15:12 Hey!
00:15:17 Hey!
00:15:18 Hey, honey!
00:15:20 I brought you an iced tea!
00:15:22 No, thanks. I got a fresh beer.
00:15:24 Can you turn that off for a second?
00:15:30 Wow. That's really loud.
00:15:34 Yeah. Thanks.
00:15:35 I took the restrictor plate off,
00:15:38 But let's keep that on the down low.
00:15:43 Hey, Mike!
00:15:44 Right.
00:15:45 - So, what's up?
00:15:48 I was hoping we might get to those
00:15:51 Honey, I got Mitch's thing tomorrow night.
00:15:54 Oh, that's right.
00:15:56 But I can skip it.
00:15:58 Oh! No.
00:16:01 Don't be silly.
00:16:03 I mean, I wouldn't want you changing
00:16:08 I'll give Lara a call
00:16:10 - It'll be fun.
00:16:13 You're the best.
00:16:15 Just as long as you promise to take it easy,
00:16:17 - What do you mean?
00:16:21 You've come a long way since Frank the
00:16:25 Honey, Frank the Tank
00:16:28 That part of me is over.
00:16:32 I promise.
00:16:47 Nice, right?
00:16:48 This is incredible.
00:16:50 With all the people here,
00:16:53 I thought we were having
00:16:55 It's one of many
00:16:58 That's why you got the house, brother.
00:17:00 You're having fun?
00:17:02 - I'm having a great time.
00:17:04 What else have you got planned?
00:17:08 Yeah, that's it.
00:17:10 I got a student alt rock band
00:17:13 I own six Speaker Cities.
00:17:15 I'm worth $3.5 million,
00:17:18 I got more electronics up there
00:17:21 You think I'd roll out that kind of red carpet
00:17:25 Just make sure you can see the stage.
00:17:27 Excuse me. Pardon me.
00:17:29 I just want to get through this door,
00:17:33 Thank you.
00:17:34 This is the guy I was talking about.
00:17:37 - What's up, man?
00:17:40 My friend Mitch, he owns the house.
00:17:43 Anyway, come hit this right here.
00:17:46 No, I appreciate it, but I told my wife
00:17:51 Besides, I've got a big day tomorrow.
00:17:54 A big day? Doing what?
00:17:57 Well, actually,
00:18:00 We're going to Home Depot.
00:18:02 Buy some wallpaper,
00:18:05 Stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath
00:18:08 I don't know if we'll have enough time.
00:18:13 You know what? Give me that thing.
00:18:16 He gonna do one!
00:18:24 That's a talented man right there.
00:18:30 - That's what I'm talking about.
00:18:32 God, that's good.
00:18:35 Once it hits your lips,
00:18:38 Thank you very much, guys. This will be
00:18:42 So just get ready,
00:18:44 I wanna thank you very much for coming to
00:18:52 For those who don't know
00:18:54 he's the very successful,
00:18:56 very disease-free gentleman
00:19:04 Now, courtesy of Speaker City,
00:19:06 which is slashing prices on everything
00:19:10 give a warm Harrison University
00:19:15 and your favorite,
00:19:23 * Yeah
00:19:26 * You know what
00:19:28 * I'm thinking of a master plan
00:19:31 * Cuz ain't nothing but sweat
00:19:33 * So I dig into my pockets
00:19:36 * So I dig deeper
00:19:38 * So I start my mission
00:19:40 * I'm thinkin' how can I get
00:19:43 Frank! Frank!
00:19:48 Whoo!
00:19:55 Frank the Tank!
00:19:57 Frank the Tank!
00:20:02 You know it!
00:20:04 You know it!
00:20:10 * A pen and a paper
00:20:17 You're that guy.
00:20:19 What?
00:20:20 Mitch-a-Palooza, from the poster.
00:20:22 Yeah, that's me.
00:20:23 This party is great.
00:20:26 My friends put it on for me.
00:20:28 They're kind of rereleasing me
00:20:32 What are you talking about?
00:20:34 Nothing. Sorry.
00:20:36 * Got to have some thangs
00:20:41 - * Say what
00:20:43 - * Say what, say what, yeah
00:20:46 - * In a world of paper
00:20:49 * Did somebody say make money money
00:20:52 * Make money money
00:20:54 * Say make money money
00:21:01 We're going streaking!
00:21:09 I'm sorry.
00:21:10 We're going streaking through the quad
00:21:15 Come on, everybody!
00:21:16 Come on, Snoop!
00:21:19 Snoop-a-loop!
00:21:20 Snoop!
00:21:21 No, it's cool. I'm cool.
00:21:23 Bring your green hat. Let's go.
00:21:25 Come on, everybody, we're going!
00:21:28 Here we go!
00:21:29 Man, man.
00:21:32 Let's get
00:21:36 Whoo! Come on!
00:21:39 We're streaking.
00:21:41 Come on, every...
00:21:44 Whoo! Whoo!
00:21:46 We're streaking.
00:21:50 Whooo!
00:21:52 Come on!
00:21:55 Oh, tell her!
00:21:57 Marissa, I totally forgot.
00:21:58 I know it's a little belated, but we got you
00:22:03 Come on, you guys, I told you,
00:22:06 Our friend Ashley had this guy come over
00:22:10 - It was incredible.
00:22:12 And he's really good,
00:22:15 Why should I go to a class?
00:22:17 Bernard should be the one going to class.
00:22:21 Wait a second, is that guy...
00:22:25 Oh, my God.
00:22:28 That's disgusting!
00:22:32 Why am I looking at that?
00:22:34 Why are you slowing down?
00:22:36 Just drive. Go.
00:22:40 Frank?
00:22:41 No way.
00:22:45 Frank!
00:22:47 Hey, honey.
00:22:50 What the hell are you doing?
00:22:52 We're streaking. We're going up
00:22:57 Who's streaking?
00:22:59 There's more coming.
00:23:01 Frank, get in the car.
00:23:03 - Everybody's doing it.
00:23:05 Okay.
00:23:12 Whoa! Scooch over.
00:23:19 Hey, ladies.
00:23:21 Hey, Frank.
00:23:28 Please, guys.
00:23:30 Honey, do you think KFC is still open?
00:23:49 Oh, shit.
00:23:55 Good morning.
00:23:58 Now, that was a party.
00:24:03 Since when are you so shy?
00:24:06 No, I'm not.
00:24:07 Did I snore last night?
00:24:12 I don't remember.
00:24:14 I don't think so.
00:24:18 Listen, about last night.
00:24:22 I just got out of a very serious
00:24:28 I'm kind of in a weird place right now.
00:24:31 What?
00:24:33 Relax, Rich, it's not a big deal.
00:24:36 Mitch, with an "M."
00:24:40 Right. Look.
00:24:43 Whatever. We were just having a little fun.
00:24:47 No.
00:24:49 Yeah, you're right.
00:24:51 It's casual. I was just...
00:24:54 I got to go to class, so...
00:24:57 So, how do we do this? Shall I...
00:25:00 You want to leave me your number?
00:25:02 You don't even have to worry about it.
00:25:09 See you around.
00:25:13 Bye.
00:25:16 I love you.
00:25:18 At Speaker City, we're slashing prices
00:25:21 to camcorders,
00:25:24 Our courteous staff will educate you
00:25:27 home theater equipment and accessories.
00:25:29 Show us a competitor's price.
00:25:32 If we can't beat it, I'll give you
00:25:36 Figuratively, I mean.
00:25:37 The only thing that sounds better
00:25:40 Hi, silly kid.
00:25:43 What do you think? Honestly.
00:25:45 Really good.
00:25:47 - You look great.
00:25:51 God, I went a little bit...
00:25:53 Got crazy last night.
00:25:55 Yeah, I still haven't heard from Frank.
00:25:59 Hello?
00:26:02 Come on in. Jesus!
00:26:04 Is this one of your guys here?
00:26:06 - About three fire hazards over here.
00:26:13 Cheese, is that you?
00:26:17 Hello, Mitch, Bernard.
00:26:21 Who is this?
00:26:22 Remember Cheese,
00:26:25 Actually, my name isn't Cheese anymore.
00:26:29 Oh, yeah!
00:26:30 Cheese!
00:26:32 Didn't we lock you in a dumpster one time?
00:26:34 I got out.
00:26:36 Cool, man.
00:26:42 - You had a good time last night?
00:26:44 There might be some whippits
00:26:47 - No, thanks. I'm working.
00:26:50 Campus patrol?
00:26:52 - Try again.
00:26:54 I'm the dean.
00:26:56 Dean Pritchard. Yeah.
00:26:58 And as of this morning,
00:27:03 It is now exclusively
00:27:06 What are you talking about?
00:27:07 You can't just do that. I've already paid
00:27:11 Take a look at that.
00:27:13 You have a week to vacate the premises,
00:27:17 Great.
00:27:19 - Can I ask you a question?
00:27:21 It's been good seeing you guys.
00:27:36 Frank, this is a safe place.
00:27:38 It's a place where we can feel free
00:27:42 Think of my office as a nest
00:27:47 We can say anything here.
00:27:49 Anything?
00:27:52 It's okay, honey.
00:27:58 Well, I guess I...
00:28:05 I mean, suddenly you get married
00:28:08 and you're supposed
00:28:11 I don't feel different.
00:28:13 Take yesterday, for example.
00:28:16 We were out at the Olive Garden
00:28:20 And...
00:28:22 I happened to look over during the meal
00:28:27 and I found myself wondering
00:28:33 Her panties.
00:28:37 Odds are they're probably
00:28:42 But I started thinking,
00:28:46 "Maybe it's a thong."
00:28:48 "Maybe it's something really cool
00:28:54 You know? And I started feeling...
00:28:58 What?
00:28:59 I thought we were in the trust tree,
00:29:02 - We are. It's okay.
00:29:06 It's okay. Please continue.
00:29:10 I don't know
00:29:15 I guess what I'm trying to say
00:29:18 I'm definitely feeling
00:29:22 that I'm gonna have sex
00:29:28 for the rest of my life.
00:29:31 Walsh tells me
00:29:34 Yeah.
00:29:36 How was Hooters?
00:29:37 I actually didn't go to Hooters.
00:29:39 Yeah, right.
00:29:41 Skittles?
00:29:42 No, thanks.
00:29:44 Listen. I got a call from Manetti.
00:29:46 He tells me that your Sunshine Square
00:29:51 What's wrong with it?
00:29:52 Well, for one thing, it violates
00:29:56 in the National Historical
00:29:59 Most notably, clause four.
00:30:02 Shall I continue?
00:30:04 - Actually, I'm familiar with that item...
00:30:06 - Hi, Dad, am I interrupting?
00:30:10 I don't think you've met my daughter.
00:30:15 Nice to meet you, Mitch.
00:30:17 Hi. Nice to meet you.
00:30:19 - How was the slumber party?
00:30:22 movies and popcorn.
00:30:24 She's an angel.
00:30:27 It makes me sound an old man, but I can't
00:30:30 - Dad, stop.
00:30:33 To think that in just seven months
00:30:40 You okay?
00:30:42 I thought you said high school.
00:30:44 Yeah. Shocking, isn't it?
00:30:48 Yes, it is.
00:30:58 Give me a break.
00:31:00 Hey, Mitch.
00:31:05 Hey, man. Did you have a good day?
00:31:09 Not too bad.
00:31:12 What's going on?
00:31:13 I thought maybe I could crash here
00:31:17 Marissa is going through
00:31:22 Personal stuff like you running through
00:31:26 That and some other stuff.
00:31:31 No problem.
00:31:33 Thanks.
00:31:35 Gentlemen, we're discussing
00:31:36 Gentlemen, we're discussing
00:31:39 In other words, forget all the normal rules
00:31:45 because this is a very big idea,
00:31:48 We are talking about a non-exclusive,
00:31:52 where community status
00:31:55 have no bearing whatsoever.
00:31:58 Yeah? From the guy who probably
00:32:00 - I go to school here.
00:32:03 I was curious, what association
00:32:07 - Who are these people?
00:32:09 Legally speaking,
00:32:13 but we will give nothing back
00:32:16 As well as provide no public service
00:32:20 What the hell is going on here?
00:32:23 Guys, this is a very special occasion.
00:32:25 The Godfather himself has been kind
00:32:29 The Godfather!
00:32:31 This is his damn house.
00:32:36 We need to talk.
00:32:39 Kitchen.
00:32:41 Sit good for me. I'm gonna talk
00:32:44 There you go, buddy.
00:32:46 - How long have these people been here?
00:32:49 That party we had last night
00:32:52 What are you talking about?
00:32:54 This is called "rush."
00:32:57 I like it. It's genius!
00:32:59 You've got to be kidding me.
00:33:01 You heard Pritchard, all right?
00:33:03 This house, he says, is zoned specifically
00:33:07 Fraternity solves both of those.
00:33:09 But this is my house.
00:33:12 I'm 30 years old.
00:33:15 I understand that. You're focused
00:33:19 Did you or did you not
00:33:22 I had an awesome time.
00:33:24 I know you had an awesome time.
00:33:26 The entire town knows
00:33:29 I'm trying to ask Mitch whether
00:33:32 - I had a good time.
00:33:33 Wouldn't you want those good times
00:33:36 - More good...
00:33:38 I don't understand. I don't know why it's
00:33:42 We got 40 guys that want this.
00:33:45 Look, I appreciate your enthusiasm.
00:33:48 I know you guys are trying to help,
00:33:51 I've had a hell of a day,
00:33:55 And the fact is,
00:34:00 and all I want to do is
00:34:02 So, I'm sorry, but we're not
00:34:07 I don't know why you got to do it
00:34:10 All you got to do is
00:34:12 Then you can say,
00:34:14 Cock. Balls.
00:34:16 I'm just proving a point.
00:34:18 - Sorry.
00:34:21 You let down Frank, you let down me,
00:34:24 And right about now,
00:34:26 trying to figure out why I take my time out of
00:34:30 Earmuffs. That whore that you dated.
00:34:32 Wanna go out and see the other guys?
00:34:38 Say "yes."
00:34:40 Yes.
00:34:48 Here's the deal.
00:34:50 All together, we've picked
00:34:53 Wait, who's this guy?
00:34:55 That's Blue.
00:34:56 He's an old Navy vet
00:34:59 But don't worry about it.
00:35:01 He looks like he's 100 years old.
00:35:03 Are you kidding me?
00:35:07 Go time!
00:35:24 Don't make this any harder
00:35:40 What's going on?
00:35:41 You tell anyone about this,
00:35:43 I'm kidding. We'll have him back tonight.
00:35:46 Let's go!
00:35:59 Come on, let's go.
00:36:12 Congratulations, gentlemen.
00:36:14 You should all be
00:36:16 Each and every one of you
00:36:19 to represent our inaugural
00:36:23 Over the next 21 days,
00:36:25 you're all going to experience intense
00:36:32 D-ahhh!!
00:36:35 Frank, just pace yourself.
00:36:37 Copy that. Just got
00:36:41 At this point
00:36:45 "Why am I holding
00:36:51 You might also ask yourself,
00:36:55 "Why does this cinderblock
00:37:01 tied to it?"
00:37:03 And finally,
00:37:07 "Why's the other end of this string
00:37:12 to your penis?"
00:37:15 And the answer, ladies, is trust.
00:37:19 This is your first test.
00:37:23 Spanish!
00:37:25 Do you trust we've provided you
00:37:27 so your block will land safely
00:37:30 Sir, yes, sir.
00:37:32 - And Blue!
00:37:34 Do you trust that I do not want
00:37:36 - Sir, yes, sir.
00:37:38 Thank you, sir.
00:37:42 About face.
00:37:47 Step to the edge!
00:37:53 Pledges, prepare to release!
00:37:57 One...
00:37:59 two...
00:38:01 three! Release!
00:38:07 Aahh!
00:38:11 Oh...!
00:38:14 Wasn't meant to happen
00:38:17 Walk it off, big guy.
00:38:20 * One, two, three, four
00:38:22 * One, two, three, four
00:38:24 * I've been laid more times than God
00:38:27 * Got six kids in Laung- Pau- Lad
00:38:29 * One two three four
00:38:33 * I don't know, but it's been said
00:38:37 - * One two three four...
00:38:41 Jesus. Who are these people?
00:38:47 Patricia, get security
00:38:49 We have an illegal off-road vehicle
00:38:52 They've already been called, sir.
00:38:54 Call them again.
00:39:02 It's been two weeks.
00:39:06 They're not a fraternity, sir.
00:39:08 They've been approved for temporary
00:39:11 Half these guys don't even
00:39:13 You see the one guy, he's like 90.
00:39:15 Technically, that doesn't matter.
00:39:18 - A loophole?
00:39:20 Well, it's interesting, sir.
00:39:21 As stupid as they appear,
00:39:25 It's quite an anomaly.
00:39:27 I'm sorry, is that funny?
00:39:30 Is that what you do now?
00:39:34 This is me leaving. This is me leaving.
00:39:48 There he is.
00:39:51 What's going on, brother?
00:39:53 Nothing.
00:39:56 See you later.
00:39:58 Hey, Mitch, hang on a second.
00:40:00 I heard you guys are
00:40:03 Who told you that?
00:40:05 Nobody. Is it true?
00:40:07 - I don't know what you're talking about.
00:40:09 It sounds cool, man.
00:40:13 Listen to me.
00:40:16 I don't even know
00:40:19 You listen to me.
00:40:21 My wife, my job, my kids.
00:40:26 I go golfing on Sundays.
00:40:28 I hate golf.
00:40:30 Don't blackball me, Mitch.
00:40:33 I am not blackballing you.
00:40:36 And I don't want to mix work
00:40:40 Trust me, you're not
00:40:43 Really?
00:40:44 Heard you hooked up
00:40:47 Sorry. Sorry.
00:40:51 That is untrue!
00:40:57 Hey, Mitch, all I'm saying is
00:40:59 Think about it!
00:41:01 So what?
00:41:03 I do. I mean, I have a career
00:41:06 You're killing me. You really need
00:41:10 The frustrating thing is I don't think
00:41:13 - For me?
00:41:15 You think I like avoiding my wife and kids
00:41:18 - Yeah, I do.
00:41:20 - I'm doing this whole thing for you.
00:41:22 Nicole, how's it going?
00:41:25 This is my daughter, Amanda.
00:41:28 Hi, Amanda.
00:41:30 Yeah, we did a little chicken dancing
00:41:34 - How you been?
00:41:36 Good.
00:41:37 I actually wanted
00:41:40 I hope I didn't embarrass you.
00:41:42 It's okay.
00:41:45 - I brought you a housewarming gift.
00:41:48 It's just a CD holder, you know, for your
00:41:52 No, that thing's a piece of crap.
00:41:56 - I stopped selling it six months ago.
00:41:59 - Thanks.
00:42:01 - But it's a nice gesture, I think.
00:42:03 Hey, Godfather!
00:42:05 - What's up?
00:42:07 See you around, homey!
00:42:09 Did that guy just call you
00:42:11 Must be joking around or something.
00:42:13 Where are you guys living now?
00:42:15 We're staying with my dad for awhile,
00:42:18 The move's been a little rough on Amanda.
00:42:20 My son Max is turning six on Sunday.
00:42:25 Just like, petting zoo and clowns,
00:42:28 But you guys are welcome to come,
00:42:30 - Great idea! You should definitely come.
00:42:32 What do you guys like better?
00:42:37 Hi, Nicole.
00:42:39 Hi, Frank.
00:42:41 It's a nice doll you have there.
00:42:43 Yeah, thanks.
00:42:46 Did you have fun at the wedding?
00:42:49 Yeah, it was fun.
00:42:52 I'm just staying here, for right now.
00:42:55 Anyways, we'll see you Sunday then.
00:42:57 Sunday, right. Okay.
00:42:59 - Bye. Say bye.
00:43:02 Bye.
00:43:10 - Hi, you've reached Marissa.
00:43:12 We're not here,
00:43:15 Hey, honey, it's me.
00:43:16 Listen, just was calling to check in.
00:43:20 I been kind of busy lately.
00:43:24 Damn it.
00:43:25 If you are satisfied, press "1. "
00:43:30 Hey, Marissa, it's me.
00:43:33 Gonna be in the neighborhood
00:43:36 Didn't know if you wanted to
00:43:40 or maybe even a whole meal of food.
00:43:42 If that'd be agreeable...
00:43:45 If you are satisfied, press "1. "
00:43:50 Hey, Marissa, it's Frank Ricard...
00:43:54 Okay, ladies.
00:43:55 The secret to a good B.J. is focus.
00:43:58 I don't care
00:44:00 or some hot sailor you met
00:44:06 Who never did call me back
00:44:07 but did leave me with a
00:44:11 Which I then gave to the dog.
00:44:14 But that's neither here nor there.
00:44:17 Grab your vegetables.
00:44:25 Who's hungry? Who's hungry?
00:44:28 Come on.
00:44:30 Yeah, he's fine.
00:44:33 Ladies, our thumbs are down,
00:44:36 and we're gonna position
00:44:41 Ready? Do it.
00:44:46 Um hmm.
00:44:48 You can use a little teeth
00:44:54 Now you're going to do
00:44:56 These carrots are not going
00:44:59 Get into it.
00:45:01 Very good.
00:45:03 Good, good, good.
00:45:06 Please, what are you doing?
00:45:07 You're not Romulus sucking on
00:45:10 If you know your Greek mythology.
00:45:12 Ladies, we are giving head here.
00:45:14 We're not breast feeding
00:45:18 Oh, that's funny to you?
00:45:20 when somebody prematurely
00:45:22 It stings, and that is now
00:45:25 Thank you very much.
00:45:28 Up and in.
00:45:31 And mind the stepchildren.
00:45:33 Mind the stepchildren.
00:45:53 Marissa, come on.
00:46:01 I like what I see.
00:46:05 Marissa, come on.
00:46:11 Everybody can learn from Marissa.
00:46:14 You guys continue.
00:46:18 Nice work, Marissa.
00:46:21 Way to give a hundred and ten percent.
00:46:24 When I get back there,
00:46:27 "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis."
00:46:31 Did you see that movie?
00:46:32 I really like it 'cause of
00:46:36 Bastard!
00:46:39 Someone just make a bad mistake!
00:46:50 Jesus Christ, Frank!
00:46:54 You know this person?
00:46:56 I am so sorry.
00:46:58 Yes, I'm hurt.
00:47:06 Bob's not here. They're on the rocks.
00:47:11 You've outdone yourself once again.
00:47:14 It's nice, right?
00:47:17 Man, I'm just getting some water, yo.
00:47:20 Put your head on. Are you nuts?
00:47:24 - You're right, I'm sorry, sir.
00:47:26 Shake the tail when you walk, man.
00:47:29 Take it easy.
00:47:30 You don't see me breaking
00:47:32 - Hi, guys.
00:47:33 - Nice costume.
00:47:35 - This is a great party.
00:47:38 Just a few minutes ago.
00:47:41 Flew over from Colorado yesterday.
00:47:44 How's it hanging, boys?
00:47:46 Pleasure to meet you.
00:47:47 So, listen, somebody told me
00:47:50 you guys are in a fraternity,
00:47:52 - No.
00:47:55 Not really. I mean, no.
00:47:59 We just kinda watch football
00:48:02 Hang out and spank each other, I bet.
00:48:05 It's not like that.
00:48:07 Blue! How come there's no ice
00:48:10 Sorry, sir!
00:48:11 You drop down
00:48:14 - Now!
00:48:16 Let's go!
00:48:17 That's Frank.
00:48:20 I'm gonna go ahead and give you these.
00:48:22 Speaker City. I own all six locations.
00:48:25 Max wants to open up his gifts,
00:48:28 Come on in here, Maxy.
00:48:31 We'll talk surround sound
00:48:34 I'm not gonna hold you over
00:48:36 How you doing, bud?
00:48:38 We can open Uncle Frank's,
00:48:41 I don't know who's more excited,
00:48:44 Rip it up! Go at there. What is it?
00:48:46 Could it be a space ship?
00:48:50 Yay!
00:48:53 What do you think, Max, huh?
00:49:03 Damn it.
00:49:08 Excuse me.
00:49:13 I'm Mark. What's your name?
00:49:15 Tracy.
00:49:17 Nice meeting you, Tracy.
00:49:20 - Right on there.
00:49:23 Okay, you can go back out
00:49:26 Come on.
00:49:27 There. Take your doll. Okay.
00:49:33 I think she likes you.
00:49:35 I feel honored.
00:49:39 So, Mark, he seems like
00:49:43 He's harmless.
00:49:45 - How long have you two been together?
00:49:48 I told him I had a crush on you
00:49:52 You had a crush on me?
00:49:54 You got to be kidding me.
00:49:57 Not in a dangerous way, you know.
00:50:02 How come you never
00:50:04 You were pretty intimidating back then.
00:50:07 You were always with older guys.
00:50:12 You smoked Marlboro Reds.
00:50:17 I still have the Whitesnake
00:50:20 I'm still pretty intimidated by you.
00:50:27 You're bad.
00:50:31 You're right. I am bad.
00:50:36 I'm sorry...
00:50:39 - I guess we're not knocking?
00:50:41 Excuse me, I've got to get
00:50:43 ...just returning these Band-Aids.
00:50:47 What are you gonna do?
00:50:49 You know you can't, buddy.
00:50:53 Guys don't tell on other guys.
00:50:57 something chicks do.
00:51:01 You're not a chick, are you?
00:51:06 All right. Good talk.
00:51:18 Hey there, buddy.
00:51:20 Need a friend?
00:51:22 Yeah, me, too.
00:51:27 Hey.
00:51:37 Wow.
00:51:39 - She's a beauty, ain't she?
00:51:42 What kind of gun is this?
00:51:44 That's a tranquilizer gun.
00:51:46 If any of these little fuckers decide to freak
00:51:50 I get to take them down.
00:51:53 Ain't that right, mother?
00:51:55 That's what I thought. Shut up.
00:51:57 Hey, be careful with that.
00:51:59 That's the most powerful
00:52:02 Got her in Mexico.
00:52:04 - Cool.
00:52:06 They say it could puncture
00:52:09 Oww! Oh...
00:52:17 Yes!
00:52:18 That's awesome!
00:52:21 What?
00:52:22 You just took one
00:52:25 Ha! Whoa.
00:52:29 Yes!
00:52:31 Oh, my God.
00:52:34 Oh, my God, I did.
00:52:37 Is this bad?
00:52:39 You should pull that out.
00:52:44 Wait.
00:52:46 Wait. Pull what out?
00:52:48 The dart, man.
00:52:55 You're craz... You're crazy, man.
00:52:58 You're crazy.
00:53:00 I like you.
00:53:02 But you're crazy.
00:53:06 I feel tired.
00:53:15 * Happy birthday to you
00:53:19 No!
00:53:24 * Happy birthday, dear Max
00:53:58 * Hello darkness
00:54:02 * I've come to talk
00:54:06 * Because a vision softly creeping
00:54:10 * Left its seeds while I was sleeping
00:54:16 This is the most beautiful day.
00:54:20 Yes.
00:54:22 It really is.
00:54:25 * Within the sound of silence
00:54:31 I've missed you, Frank.
00:54:33 I'm so glad you're back.
00:54:37 I've missed you too, honey.
00:54:40 You look gorgeous.
00:54:43 You're sweet.
00:54:45 * I turned my collar
00:54:57 He just French kissed me!
00:55:05 This better work.
00:55:07 The board members are beginning to ask
00:55:11 Don't worry, it'll work.
00:55:14 Here she comes.
00:55:18 She's student council president,
00:55:19 prelaw, star of the tennis team,
00:55:23 A young woman with a lot to lose.
00:55:25 - Megan, hello.
00:55:27 Have a seat.
00:55:35 I'm sure you know Dean Pritchard.
00:55:37 Don't turn around.
00:55:42 Megan, this little fraternity
00:55:45 has become quite an inconvenience
00:55:49 And as student body president,
00:55:54 Unfortunately, you alone
00:55:58 So, we're gonna need you to
00:56:00 Revoke it? Why?
00:56:03 They throw the sickest parties.
00:56:08 Uh-huh, that's great.
00:56:10 It says here you are applying
00:56:13 Wow, that's a tough school
00:56:16 You know, Dean Pritchard has
00:56:21 Are you bribing me?
00:56:25 Don't make life
00:56:28 It's Huang.
00:56:30 Whatever.
00:56:33 I made some minor changes,
00:56:37 - It's a pretty standard lease.
00:56:40 Thank you for taking a look at it for me.
00:56:44 Anytime.
00:56:46 So, you and Mark are
00:56:50 Yeah.
00:56:55 You know, there's something
00:57:00 about Mark.
00:57:02 What is it?
00:57:04 Well...
00:57:09 Relationships are a lot of work.
00:57:12 And, I guess what I'm saying is...
00:57:20 Good luck.
00:57:22 Oh, okay.
00:57:25 Yeah. Listen.
00:57:27 I was thinking maybe sometime
00:57:31 - Yeah.
00:57:33 - I'd like that.
00:57:35 Of course, leave it to me to wait until
00:57:40 to finally ask you out.
00:57:42 Timing was never your thing.
00:57:44 No.
00:57:47 Okay, so, thank you.
00:57:51 And, call me about dinner.
00:57:53 - I will.
00:57:56 We have a situation, sir!
00:57:57 What are you guys doing here?
00:58:00 But it's an emergency.
00:58:01 We can only buy KY Jelly
00:58:04 Industrial size cans will take up to
00:58:09 What's all that for?
00:58:10 It's Blue's birthday.
00:58:12 You know what?
00:58:19 I'm going again, baby!
00:58:23 Whoo-hoo!
00:58:32 Yeah! Yeah!
00:58:34 This doesn't seem fair!
00:58:48 Rip his head off!
00:58:50 Rip his head off!
00:59:05 I like your room.
00:59:07 Thanks a lot. It's kind of
00:59:10 All the posters are mine.
00:59:13 I don't usually like fraternity guys.
00:59:16 But, you're like... mature.
00:59:21 Mature?
00:59:22 Yeah.
00:59:24 So, where do you sleep, anyway?
00:59:27 Usually, I sleep at home.
00:59:30 Sometimes I do crash here.
00:59:32 This is a futon, actually.
00:59:36 Cool, I didn't realize.
00:59:38 Can I see it?
00:59:40 The futon?
00:59:42 Yeah.
00:59:46 Wow.
00:59:50 Amy, I'm sorry.
00:59:53 I'm married.
00:59:56 I don't want this to get weird, but...
00:59:58 Right. I see.
01:00:01 But why don't you
01:00:04 This way, if something happens to my wife,
01:00:07 - I don't think so.
01:00:13 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:00:22 In this corner,
01:00:25 and pushing 89 years of age,
01:00:28 the recent recipient of a brand-new
01:00:31 Joseph "Blue" Pulasky!
01:00:38 And in the opposite corner,
01:00:42 hailing from Hayden dormitory,
01:00:45 Jenny and Jeanie!
01:00:53 Fighters, are you ready?
01:00:59 Blue, you sure
01:01:01 Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.
01:01:04 Let's get it on!
01:01:12 - Come on.
01:01:15 Let's go, birthday boy!
01:01:17 What's the matter, you scared?
01:01:20 Hello?
01:01:37 * I close my eyes
01:01:42 * Only for a moment
01:01:47 * All my dreams
01:01:52 * Pass before my eyes
01:01:58 * Dust in the wind
01:02:00 Looks like we better put the KY wrestling
01:02:04 Good idea.
01:02:06 Please don't beat yourself up
01:02:10 Damn it, Blue was old.
01:02:13 That's what old people do.
01:02:15 I'm sorry.
01:02:18 * All we are is
01:02:25 * Ah- ah- ah!
01:02:31 You're my boy, Blue!
01:02:33 You're my boy.
01:02:39 It's been a weird month, huh?
01:02:41 Yeah.
01:02:44 Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you
01:02:48 My birthday, what do you mean?
01:02:50 Yeah, last Thursday.
01:02:53 - You forgot your birthday, didn't you?
01:02:56 I'm such an idiot.
01:03:00 - What have you been doing?
01:03:06 I... tried to join a new gym.
01:03:11 That was one thing.
01:03:13 And there's other stuff.
01:03:17 You know, I've missed you.
01:03:21 I want you to know that.
01:03:23 I was even thinking maybe tonight
01:03:27 and, I don't know,
01:03:29 I don't think that's such a good idea.
01:03:32 Really? You don't?
01:03:35 I don't know.
01:03:37 Maybe we rushed into this,
01:03:41 I mean, it just doesn't
01:03:47 Being married?
01:03:50 What do you mean?
01:03:53 I mean, I think we should
01:03:58 Like a real divorce?
01:04:01 Yeah.
01:04:03 Gotcha.
01:04:06 Okay, well...
01:04:09 I'm sorry.
01:04:10 No. Actually, I got to run.
01:04:15 But, if I don't talk to you,
01:04:18 keep on, keep trucking, you know?
01:04:23 Okay, good stuff.
01:04:37 Well, what do you think?
01:04:40 Yeah, it's okay.
01:04:42 - Just okay?
01:04:45 I had Mitch take a look at the lease.
01:04:49 You had Mitch look at the lease?
01:04:52 Last week,
01:04:55 - Oh, God.
01:04:58 I don't know.
01:05:00 I'm not so sure about that guy.
01:05:02 Mitch? Why? He's so sweet.
01:05:05 Something I saw last week,
01:05:08 What did you see?
01:05:10 I didn't want to get into this, but...
01:05:13 I walked in on him, and he was
01:05:17 A young girl.
01:05:19 - Really?
01:05:21 He was being aggressive
01:05:23 It was disgusting.
01:05:26 'cause he's your friend.
01:05:28 - Hello?
01:05:30 Hi, Mitch.
01:05:32 I was thinking, if you're not too busy,
01:05:35 maybe I'd take you up
01:05:38 - Now's not really a good time.
01:05:41 I'm really sorry about the other day.
01:05:46 - I don't think so.
01:05:49 It's been kind of a tough day,
01:05:52 and it'd really mean a lot.
01:05:58 Listen, there are a few things
01:06:01 because I get the feeling you have
01:06:05 Really? What would
01:06:08 Okay, that's one pecan pie
01:06:11 And don't worry. For the Godfather,
01:06:15 - Not here.
01:06:18 I am Avi. I'm a big supporter
01:06:20 Thank you.
01:06:21 You are beautiful.
01:06:25 You are taking coffee and pie
01:06:27 That's very kind,
01:06:30 Your money, it's not good here.
01:06:32 - Okay.
01:06:36 Okay, now don't you think
01:06:39 I heard one of your pledges died.
01:06:43 Well, yes.
01:06:46 And I feel pretty confident that
01:06:49 it'll show that it was probably
01:06:52 Look, to be honest, you're really not
01:06:56 But it's okay. It's not a big deal.
01:06:58 I think that I am that person.
01:07:01 And I feel more like myself now
01:07:04 So, that's why you go around
01:07:08 - Doing what?
01:07:09 At the birthday party.
01:07:13 Wait a second.
01:07:16 but Mark is the one
01:07:19 - You are unbelievable.
01:07:22 Hey, look who it is.
01:07:23 Hey, Mitch.
01:07:25 Darcie, hey.
01:07:27 Hi. I've been meaning to call you.
01:07:30 I just didn't want you
01:07:32 He doesn't know anything,
01:07:35 Her dad?
01:07:36 - Yeah.
01:07:39 You know, it's nothing, really.
01:07:44 We gotta run, 'cause we got this prom
01:07:50 Sorry.
01:07:51 Bye.
01:07:53 Prom committee thing?
01:07:55 That I actually can explain.
01:07:58 Right, I'm sure you can.
01:08:00 - I have to go.
01:08:02 No, really. I have to go.
01:08:10 Hey. Chicks.
01:08:12 Don't worry for her.
01:08:14 Love, it's a motherfucker.
01:08:49 Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter,
01:08:53 The house has been boarded up.
01:08:58 We're at the Comfort Inn,
01:09:01 I love you. Frank.
01:09:03 Due to these infractions,
01:09:07 but those of you who are students
01:09:11 for your participation in
01:09:14 Please take a moment to
01:09:22 Good. Believe me,
01:09:25 the actions taken by the student council
01:09:31 But unfortunately, there's nothing
01:09:34 Thank you for your time.
01:09:43 He can't do that.
01:09:45 This guy's playing hardball.
01:09:48 I got to say,
01:09:51 Well, we're expelled.
01:09:53 My life is over and I'm gonna wind up
01:09:55 - You already work in Red Lobster.
01:09:59 - Guys.
01:10:02 This is a serious situation.
01:10:08 I don't know what I'm gonna do.
01:10:10 Come on, she's not gonna kill you.
01:10:12 Yes, she is. I'm the first one
01:10:16 When I left, she said,
01:10:21 She showed me the knife.
01:10:24 Shhh.
01:10:27 Mitch is a lawyer, buddy.
01:10:32 It's gonna be all right.
01:10:37 He was supposed to be Luke Skywalker.
01:10:39 Guys, still want to be in the fraternity?
01:10:43 We've been waiting all semester
01:10:47 Good. I need your help with something.
01:10:49 Off the record.
01:10:52 Sir, yes, sir.
01:10:53 Okay. Walsh, I need you to track down
01:10:57 - then fax it to this number immediately.
01:10:59 - I need to talk to you.
01:11:02 Booker, make two copies of this petition,
01:11:04 and then messenger it over
01:11:07 Listen, Donald tells me you got these guys
01:11:11 I told you five times, I want them working
01:11:14 Well, I locked
01:11:17 so now I have them helping
01:11:19 and I'd appreciate it if you let me
01:11:22 and don't get on my ass
01:11:26 All right.
01:11:28 Wanna make sure
01:11:30 Well, I am.
01:11:31 Well, good. Carry on.
01:11:34 See? That's why they call him
01:11:37 Hey.
01:11:39 Just take care of it.
01:11:43 Gentlemen, I got some good news
01:11:48 Did a little research.
01:11:50 What Pritchard did, technically,
01:11:53 We have the right to a formal evaluation
01:11:55 before they can deny
01:11:58 However, we're now subject to
01:12:02 given by the board of trustees.
01:12:04 Damn it.
01:12:05 Wait. Wait, what does
01:12:09 According to university bylaws,
01:12:13 and our contribution to the community.
01:12:15 Focus is on five categories:
01:12:17 Academics, athletics, community service,
01:12:20 debate, and school spirit.
01:12:23 Good luck to everybody.
01:12:26 And I'll see you around campus.
01:12:28 Actually, all of us are
01:12:31 What are you talking about?
01:12:34 It's in the bylaws. Every member
01:12:38 in every category,
01:12:41 Mitch, can you come here a second?
01:12:44 I do speakers. I don't do tests.
01:12:47 This is unbelievable.
01:12:49 What happened to, "needing brotherhood
01:12:52 Come on, college is
01:12:55 I built Speaker City from the ground up.
01:12:58 This damn thing was your idea,
01:13:02 and now people's lives are ruined.
01:13:04 Ruined? Like, whose life is ruined?
01:13:07 Well, let's see.
01:13:09 Blue's dead.
01:13:10 Frank's divorced.
01:13:13 I've lost my house.
01:13:16 And now we got nine kids who are gonna
01:13:21 and you're not even gonna
01:13:37 Is this thing gonna go down smooth or
01:13:41 One hundred percent.
01:13:44 It should make for
01:13:46 I'm going to enjoy kicking
01:13:48 Ditto.
01:13:50 Welcome, everyone, to the official
01:13:56 Unfortunately,
01:13:58 the captain of the university debate
01:14:02 So, we had to bring someone else in
01:14:07 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
01:14:11 famed political consultant,
01:14:15 Mr. James Carville.
01:14:22 - Thank you.
01:14:23 Thank you, Dean Pritchard.
01:14:27 Topic number one.
01:14:31 What is your position
01:14:34 in supporting innovation
01:14:38 Well, Dean, I'm glad you
01:14:41 I'd like to jump in and take that one,
01:14:45 Have at it, hoss.
01:14:48 Why doesn't he wait for an easy one?
01:14:57 Recent research has shown
01:14:59 for globalization of
01:15:02 And as a corollary, the market
01:15:05 As a world leader,
01:15:08 systematic research grants
01:15:10 I believe there will always be a need for us
01:15:14 with emphasis on
01:15:22 Where'd that come from?
01:15:23 What happened? I blacked out.
01:15:25 It was awesome.
01:15:27 That was interesting.
01:15:29 And your rebuttal,
01:15:33 We have no response.
01:15:37 That was perfect.
01:15:42 That's the way you do it!
01:15:56 Number 12.
01:15:58 Which of the following is
01:16:03 for determining first order
01:16:07 Is it, A, Harriot's method
01:16:12 B, Pythagorean triplets?
01:16:15 Or C, the migration method of graphing
01:16:22 Harriot's method of solving cubics.
01:16:24 The answer is A, Harriot's method
01:16:33 Good test.
01:16:44 All right, Frank. Let's do this.
01:16:48 Go Harrison!
01:16:49 * Everybody dance now!
01:16:57 * Everybody dance now!
01:17:07 * Give me the music
01:17:11 * Give me the music
01:17:14 * Everybody dance now!
01:17:22 * Everybody dance now!
01:17:29 - Yes!
01:17:39 Go, Cougars!
01:17:44 Oh, no!
01:17:48 Help me! Help me!
01:17:54 Dean Pritchard,
01:17:57 Megan, I'm a little busy.
01:17:59 I didn't get into
01:18:01 How awful.
01:18:03 You said if I revoked their charter,
01:18:06 You're right, I did say that.
01:18:07 No one at Columbia
01:18:09 Oh, Megan.
01:18:11 Look, I did my part.
01:18:14 - That's how bribes work.
01:18:17 I bribe people all the time,
01:18:19 Lesson learned.
01:18:25 Damn it!
01:18:28 Sorry, guys, I lost my composure out there.
01:18:32 Frankie, don't worry about it.
01:18:35 Your skin's gonna grow back, too.
01:18:37 I'm sorry.
01:18:39 Okay, how many events
01:18:41 One. Frank's accident
01:18:45 But if we pass...
01:18:49 All right, everybody!
01:18:52 We've made a great effort so far.
01:18:54 That's right! We can't have anyone
01:18:58 We've got to keep our composure!
01:19:02 There's too much to lose!
01:19:05 For your final test, I've chosen the men's
01:19:09 And participants in the three events
01:19:13 right now.
01:19:14 Let's see, rings.
01:19:17 Bernard.
01:19:18 Okay, great.
01:19:21 How about Frank? Great.
01:19:24 And for the vault competition,
01:19:29 How about...
01:19:32 - You.
01:19:35 Yeah. Is there a problem with that?
01:20:18 I'm still holding.
01:20:21 Still holding!
01:20:26 It's physically impossible.
01:20:28 Don't worry.
01:20:36 We're waiting, gentlemen.
01:20:38 Just hit the board as hard
01:20:41 - You ready?
01:20:42 Go! Come on!
01:20:52 Come on!
01:21:07 Oh, my God! Yes!
01:21:22 Hey, I did good.
01:21:26 Congratulations, gentlemen.
01:21:29 You really did.
01:21:30 But, I'm afraid
01:21:34 You didn't pass your review.
01:21:37 What are you talking about?
01:21:41 Yes, you people did finish
01:21:43 but unfortunately, another pledge of yours
01:21:48 What pledge?
01:21:49 A Joseph "Blue" Pulasky.
01:21:55 Hey, man, Blue's dead.
01:21:59 He's listed right here
01:22:02 and those zeroes drop your average to a 58%.
01:22:05 Come on, you got to be kidding me.
01:22:08 It's been quite a journey.
01:22:11 You're gonna be all right.
01:22:15 - Come on, now, big cat.
01:22:18 We're gonna find you
01:22:20 get you back on your feet,
01:22:23 It's not gonna be the same.
01:22:25 Didn't quite work out
01:22:27 You know what? I recommend
01:22:30 before something
01:22:33 - I'm scared.
01:22:35 Am I interrupting?
01:22:36 Megan, you are. If you could leave,
01:22:39 I thought you guys might
01:22:42 You said if I revoked their charter,
01:22:46 - I did say that.
01:22:47 I did my part, now you have to do yours.
01:22:51 I know how bribes work...
01:22:53 You know what?
01:22:56 Bird-dog him, Frankie!
01:23:00 Coming through!
01:23:03 - Go that way!
01:23:10 Pritchard, hey, it's over.
01:23:13 Hand over the tape. It's over.
01:23:17 You know where the rest
01:23:18 I don't know, we all spread out...
01:23:21 What are you doing?
01:23:24 Time out. Time out.
01:23:32 Excuse me! Excuse me!
01:23:34 Gentlemen...
01:23:44 Wait, wait, my shoulder.
01:23:53 This man accosted me!
01:23:54 You are all witnesses!
01:23:56 Frank!
01:24:02 Frank, are you okay?
01:24:04 Mitch, I'm so cold.
01:24:10 Come on, big cat.
01:24:12 I think I see Blue.
01:24:16 He looks glorious.
01:24:17 - Stay with me.
01:24:21 I did good.
01:24:24 You did great.
01:24:56 Hi.
01:24:59 Hey! Wow...
01:25:03 How are you?
01:25:04 I'm okay.
01:25:06 You know, I got that apartment.
01:25:08 Good for you. That's great.
01:25:10 And you were right about Mark.
01:25:13 What happened?
01:25:14 Let's just say I caught him red-handed
01:25:20 I guess I thought he could change,
01:25:22 I don't know.
01:25:25 So, you're moving out?
01:25:28 Yeah, I'm moving into a new place,
01:25:31 far, far away from here.
01:25:33 What about your little fraternity?
01:25:36 Well, they're upgrading,
01:25:39 And to tell you the truth,
01:25:42 they don't have much use for
01:25:46 I hope you'll still think I'm cool
01:25:51 I think I can deal with it.
01:25:53 I appreciate it.
01:25:55 Although, you know,
01:25:57 I have always been a little curious
01:26:02 - Yeah?
01:26:06 I do have another 12 hours
01:26:10 I'd be more than happy to
01:26:14 Really?
01:26:15 Yeah.
01:26:17 Maybe for a minute.
01:26:19 Great.
01:26:21 Happy Tuesday to you out there.
01:26:23 It's "Frank the Tank" here at
01:26:27 Wanna give a shout-out
01:26:30 If it wasn't for you,
01:26:33 I'd probably be dead.
01:26:35 Face down in
01:26:39 A quick note to all you
01:26:42 brand- new house on campus, located
01:26:46 You all remember that crazy bastard.
01:26:50 We'd love for you to join us
01:26:53 for some chips, soda,
01:26:57 Little right. Little more.
01:27:00 Yeah, that's good enough.
01:27:03 - Welcome aboard, Booker.
01:27:05 - Walsh. Well done.
01:27:08 Why don't you get me
01:27:10 You serious?
01:27:11 Now!
01:27:13 Now! Hurry, you sorry son-of-a-bitch!
01:27:18 * Going down the only road
01:27:23 * Like a drifter I was born
01:27:30 * And I've made up my mind
01:27:46 Aahh!
01:27:50 Oh, shit.
01:28:03 * I close my eyes
01:28:07 * Only for a moment
01:28:13 * All my dreams
01:28:17 * Pass before my eyes
01:28:22 * Dust in the wind
01:28:27 * All we are is
01:28:31 Stay in the goal.
01:28:33 We gotta stay in the goal.
01:28:35 You're killing me.
01:28:38 I want focus, I want intensity,
01:28:41 Woofers!
01:28:42 Go, go, go, eat 'em up!
01:28:46 Caleb, you know what to do in the box.
01:28:51 Chill out, we're up by six.
01:28:53 That ref's a real prick out there.
01:28:57 Number four's been throwing elbows,
01:29:01 What?
01:29:03 Let's make it official then, jackass!
01:29:05 Let's make it official!
01:29:07 Get the clipboard.
01:29:10 - Have some respect for yourself.
01:29:13 Is that Frank the Tank?
01:29:16 Hey. Heidi.
01:29:19 - How you doing?
01:29:22 I got into body painting.
01:29:25 - I didn't know that.
01:29:27 That's great.
01:29:28 Well, you're looking
01:29:31 Oh, thanks.
01:29:34 Oh, thank you.
01:29:36 So, I heard you and Marissa
01:29:40 Yeah, we did.
01:29:42 You poor baby.
01:29:45 You know, I'm having
01:29:47 at my place
01:29:48 Like a few Internet friends.
01:29:52 - Really?
01:29:55 - Okay.
01:29:57 - That sounds awesome.
01:30:03 Awesome.
01:30:04 Yes!
01:30:08 I am back!
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