On Golden Pond

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00:03:45 (bird hoots)
00:03:49 Norman! Come here! Come here!
00:03:52 Norman!
00:03:55 Hurry up! The loons!
00:03:58 The loons!
00:04:00 They're welcoming us back.
00:04:03 I don't hear a thing.
00:04:30 Just look at this place!
00:04:32 - It's a mess, isn't it?
00:04:35 It'll be all shipshape again.
00:04:38 And warmer!
00:05:27 Hah!
00:06:12 Phone works!
00:06:14 At least, I think it does.
00:06:18 Hello!
00:06:20 Hello?
00:06:23 Hello!
00:06:27 Who the hell is that?
00:06:29 Who the hell's in this picture here?
00:06:33 Who the hell is it?
00:06:35 Hello? Who's this?
00:06:38 The operator?
00:06:40 Oh, what do you want?
00:06:43 You called, you must want something.
00:06:45 Oh, wait a minute.
00:06:47 I did call you, but you never answered.
00:06:50 Well, how are you?
00:06:52 Yeah, I'm nice.
00:06:54 Listen, this is Norman Thayer Jr.
00:06:57 I've something I want you to do.
00:06:59 Call me up. Can you do that?
00:07:01 I want to check the phone,
00:07:04 Hasn't rung all winter.
00:07:08 Do you have my number?
00:07:10 I've no idea.
00:07:15 It's in the book. You must have a book.
00:07:18 Norman Thayer Jr.
00:07:20 Let's give her a try, shall we?
00:07:37 - Who the hell is that?
00:07:40 - Someone's at the door!
00:07:48 Well, look at you!
00:07:50 Hm... Look at me.
00:07:53 Quite a sight, aren't l?
00:07:55 Oh, Norman!
00:07:57 It's so beautiful!
00:08:00 Little tiny birds. Little tiny leaves.
00:08:03 I saw a patch of little tiny flowers
00:08:08 Uh... I forget what they're called.
00:08:10 Little tiny yellow things!
00:08:13 Well... Want to help me
00:08:16 - I don't have anything else to do.
00:08:19 What were you doing out in the woods?
00:08:22 Norman, what do you think I was doing?
00:08:25 I was getting wood!
00:08:27 Hey, I met the nicest couple.
00:08:29 - Mm? Where?
00:08:32 A couple of people?
00:08:34 No, a couple of antelope.
00:08:36 Of course a couple of people!
00:08:38 Their name is Migliore, I believe.
00:08:40 Migliore? What sort of name is that?
00:08:42 I don't know, darling.
00:08:46 - Do they speak English?
00:08:49 They're a nice middle-aged couple.
00:08:52 If they're just like us,
00:08:55 - Of course they are!
00:08:58 People don't live to be 1 50.
00:09:00 Well,... we're at the far edge
00:09:04 We're not, you know.
00:09:07 Oh, pooh!
00:09:08 - You're in your 70s and I'm in my 60s.
00:09:12 Do you want to spend the rest of the day
00:09:16 We can if you like.
00:09:17 For the Lord's sake!
00:09:19 The Migliores, whatever their age group,
00:09:24 Wouldn't that be nice?
00:09:26 I don't know. I'm not sure
00:09:30 Oh, no!
00:09:32 Poor Elmer! He's had a terrible fall!
00:09:36 Poor little Elmer, the life you've led.
00:09:38 He was my first true love, you know.
00:09:42 Known all along I wasn't the first in line.
00:09:44 No, you were a rather cheap
00:09:48 - And now he's had a fall.
00:09:51 He's probably got cancer
00:09:55 - Shut up, Norman!
00:09:58 A quick front flip off the mantel, a bit of
00:10:03 - Norman, will you shut up?
00:10:06 Prop me up on the mantel
00:10:09 I might try for a full gainer
00:10:12 Norman Thayer Jr,
00:10:15 ..is beginning to frazzle my good humour.
00:10:17 Not fascination.
00:10:20 Don't you have anything else
00:10:23 Nothing quite as interesting.
00:10:25 What's stopping you? Why don't you
00:10:30 And leave you alone with Elmer?
00:10:32 You must be mad!
00:10:33 (laughs)
00:10:35 Come on, help me
00:10:52 Norman, are you paddling?
00:10:54 Of course I'm paddling.
00:10:56 Then, you're not steering.
00:10:58 - Do you want me to take the stern?
00:11:01 (loons call)
00:11:12 - Norman!
00:11:16 Oh, look, I've spotted the loons!
00:11:20 Oh, they're so lovely!
00:11:22 Here, here.
00:11:27 Look.
00:11:33 - Can you see them?
00:11:36 Oh!
00:11:37 Oh, my goodness! There they are.
00:11:40 Oh, they're so beautiful!
00:11:43 They're huge.
00:11:47 Those are boats, you poop!
00:11:49 Come in closer.
00:11:53 (Woman)
00:11:56 I think they're looking at us.
00:11:58 Yeah, they are.
00:12:05 What the hell's the matter with them?
00:12:08 Hey, buzz off!
00:12:10 Buzz off!
00:12:12 - Ethel, what are you doing?
00:12:15 - Don't do that!
00:12:17 Never mind, I'll explain later.
00:12:33 (Ethel laughs)
00:12:35 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11!
00:12:38 How about that? Right on your man!
00:12:41 Where were you?
00:12:42 Where was l?
00:12:47 - 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
00:12:49 Yes, damn it! Good night, sweet prince.
00:12:52 5, 10, 1 5... and 20.
00:12:57 - Well, mother!
00:13:18 Do you want to stay and watch the boat
00:13:22 I think I'm qualified to watch the boat.
00:13:24 - Come with me if you want to.
00:13:27 - Hello, Sumner.
00:13:30 - Will you fill her up, please?
00:13:32 Norman will help you.
00:13:48 That'll be $38, please, Mr Thayer.
00:13:51 God... Do you know how much
00:13:55 12 cents a gallon.
00:13:57 Is that a fact?
00:14:05 What are you? A couple of nitwits?
00:14:08 Think it's funny being old?
00:14:10 My whole goddamn body's falling apart!
00:14:13 Sometimes I can't even
00:14:16 But I can still take on both you punks...
00:14:18 Norman! Here we go.
00:14:24 Thanks, boys.
00:14:30 I'll drive home.
00:14:33 - Are you sure?
00:14:35 If I make the wrong turn
00:14:50 (knock at door)
00:14:51 Someone's at the door!
00:14:53 (Ethel)
00:15:02 - Where have you been?
00:15:05 There were oodles of little strawberries
00:15:10 What on earth you're doing in here
00:15:14 I've been busy looking through
00:15:18 - Here we go again.
00:15:21 Chauffeurs, yard work.
00:15:27 I think I could do
00:15:30 What are you gonna do if you call and
00:15:35 - I'll start tomorrow.
00:15:38 Norman, what on earth's
00:15:42 Look, give me that stuff.
00:15:44 Take these buckets and go pick us
00:15:47 ..and I'll fix us a scrumptious
00:15:51 Go on!
00:15:52 - You want me to pick strawberries?
00:15:57 I'm not sure I know
00:16:00 It's very simple.
00:16:03 Bend over? Where are they?
00:16:05 On the ground, where they belong.
00:16:07 We picked blueberries on a bush.
00:16:11 - Strawberries grow on the ground.
00:16:13 Oh. Here comes whatshisname.
00:16:16 He'll have the paper, you know.
00:16:18 I can't miss any career opportunities
00:16:22 I'll pay you, Norman.
00:16:25 You may become
00:16:28 Not if I'm bending over all the time.
00:16:30 - I think you're trying to kill me.
00:16:33 Don't bother.
00:16:36 Will you take your cheery personality
00:16:39 I hope you'll massage
00:16:43 With pleasure.
00:16:45 Well, maybe I can...
00:16:58 - Morning, Ethel!
00:17:00 Come and have some coffee.
00:17:05 You got a letter from Chelsea!
00:17:08 - The rest is just bills and junk like that.
00:17:15 Ohh!
00:17:17 Uh-oh! I think I broke your door.
00:17:19 No, no. It's been that way for months.
00:17:21 Norman's supposed to fix it,
00:18:08 (breathes heavily)
00:18:49 (panting)
00:19:09 Hi, Norman.
00:19:12 Norman, are you back already?
00:19:15 So? I move fast.
00:19:17 Ran all the way
00:19:20 - Let me see what you got.
00:19:24 Not a single berry!
00:19:27 Must have eaten them all.
00:19:31 No mail today, Charlie?
00:19:34 Holy Mackinoly, I left it on the porch.
00:19:37 How about bringing it in?
00:19:40 You bet!
00:19:44 - Glass of milk, Norman?
00:19:49 I see you broke the screen door, Charlie.
00:19:51 It's just missing
00:19:56 - I could bring you a couple tomorrow.
00:19:59 Here it is, Norman.
00:20:01 - Drink it.
00:20:04 Finish your coffee over here.
00:20:07 There you go.
00:20:18 - What you got there, Norman?
00:20:21 Here, bite this, please.
00:20:29 Oh, just his medicine.
00:20:31 Oh, goody. What a swell surprise!
00:20:34 Nothing serious, just for his palpitations.
00:20:36 That's right.
00:20:39 Norman, we got a letter from Chelsea.
00:20:42 Look at the goddamn Orioles!
00:20:45 Baltimore's always been a sneaky town.
00:20:48 Norman!
00:20:50 She's coming for your birthday.
00:20:52 - Oh? How nice.
00:20:55 And she's bringing a friend.
00:20:57 She has the nicest boyfriend!
00:21:00 Oh?
00:21:01 They're coming together,
00:21:04 Oh, really? I don't want crowds of people
00:21:09 ..watching me turn older.
00:21:12 Wait a minute. It's not that Freddie person.
00:21:17 What the hell's going on?
00:21:19 Detroit's disappeared! Good God!
00:21:23 - What is it, Norman?
00:21:27 What happened to her husband?
00:21:30 What is it, Charlie?
00:21:32 What happened to Chelsea's husband?
00:21:35 He didn't work out.
00:21:39 Hey...
00:21:42 She's...
00:21:44 She says...
00:21:48 Does her boyfriend know about this?
00:21:50 This is her new boyfriend.
00:21:54 That's who she's bringing here, a dentist?
00:21:56 Yep.
00:21:57 Good God, he'll be staring at our teeth
00:22:01 Well, should we ask him not to come?
00:22:04 No, we should have representatives from
00:22:09 Oh, lorks! I think this medicine
00:22:17 - Why didn't you marry Chelsea?
00:22:21 No? If you'd have married somebody else,
00:22:24 I didn't want anyone else!
00:22:29 How old will you be?
00:22:31 - When?
00:22:33 103.
00:22:38 Miss Appley was 97 in May.
00:22:41 Yeah.
00:22:43 - She died, you know.
00:22:45 Yeah. Last Tuesday.
00:22:51 Gave you a forwarding address
00:22:55 (Ethel)
00:22:57 One of the lesbians expired.
00:22:59 - (Charlie laughs)
00:23:01 - Which one, Charlie?
00:23:05 Well, she had a good full life.
00:23:08 Charlie said she was 97.
00:23:10 97! Isn't that wonderful?
00:23:13 Puts us all to shame, doesn't it?
00:23:16 There's something to be said
00:23:19 (Charlie)
00:23:23 You still make
00:23:25 Thank you, Charlie.
00:23:27 You must come round
00:23:29 - Hey, I haven't seen her in a long time.
00:23:33 - Well...
00:23:37 Charlie's leaving.
00:23:38 Good. Bye.
00:23:40 Goodbye.
00:23:43 Watch out for that screen door.
00:23:57 Norman!
00:24:03 Isn't that exciting?
00:24:05 Listen to this.
00:24:06 ''Retired people sought for handbill
00:24:11 I should call. I can walk.
00:24:13 Is that why you came rushing back here?
00:24:16 To read those goddamned ads?
00:24:27 You wanna know
00:24:31 I got to the end of our lane...
00:24:34 I couldn't remember
00:24:37 I went a little way into the woods.
00:24:39 There was nothing familiar.
00:24:42 Scared me half to death.
00:24:45 That's why I came...
00:24:50 To see your pretty face.
00:24:53 I could feel safe, I was still me.
00:25:08 You're safe, you old poop.
00:25:12 And you're definitely still you,...
00:25:15 ..picking on poor old Charlie.
00:25:21 After lunch,...
00:25:24 ..after we've gobbled up
00:25:28 ..we'll take ourselves to the old town road.
00:25:32 We've been there
00:25:37 A thousand.
00:25:38 And you'll remember it all.
00:25:43 Listen to me, mister.
00:25:46 You're my knight in shining armour.
00:25:49 Don't you forget it.
00:25:51 You're gonna get back on that horse...
00:25:54 ..and I'm gonna be right behind you,
00:25:58 And away we're gonna go, go, go.
00:26:02 I don't like horses.
00:26:11 You are a... pretty old dame, aren't you?
00:26:16 What are you doing with
00:26:20 Well,...
00:26:22 ..l haven't the vaguest idea.
00:26:49 (Ethel hoots)
00:26:53 Yoo ho hohooha!
00:26:55 (loons call)
00:26:57 Yoo ho hohooha!
00:26:59 (loons call)
00:27:01 Hooha ho!
00:27:03 I don't think you should do that
00:27:07 Oh, pooh!
00:27:08 I was just talking to my friends.
00:27:10 Hey, look at you!
00:27:12 My, oh my! You have on a tie!
00:27:15 Yes, I know. I put it there.
00:27:17 Do I look all right?
00:27:20 You look sexy.
00:27:22 I'm gonna have to do some fast
00:27:26 I have some other ties.
00:27:30 Thank you!
00:27:53 ''Welcome home, Chelsea.''
00:27:55 I see my birthday party
00:27:59 I just wanted our little girl
00:28:04 Norman.
00:28:06 Wouldn't it be nice
00:28:10 Hm.
00:28:11 Where the hell are they?
00:28:15 They said they'd be here
00:28:18 - Is that what they said?
00:28:20 That's a hell of an attitude.
00:28:22 No wonder we don't have
00:28:24 - What would we do with grandchildren?
00:28:29 We're the last of the Thayers, you know.
00:28:31 End of the line for a damn good name.
00:28:34 Yup. And we're gonna take it out in style.
00:28:37 (car horn)
00:28:39 Oh, my...
00:28:40 They're here and I'm not even dressed.
00:28:42 - I look like an old character.
00:28:46 Go on upstairs and change
00:28:50 - Be nice to them!
00:28:53 I'll explain the risks involved in being late
00:28:58 (Woman)
00:29:00 Too late. Look.
00:29:02 Move that flower vase
00:29:05 - Why?
00:29:16 Hey! Oh, Mommy!
00:29:16 Oh, darling!
00:29:18 What a treat! Let me look at you.
00:29:21 Oh, you're great!
00:29:22 - Where is he?
00:29:25 He's waiting for you.
00:29:33 Hello, Norman.
00:29:37 - Well, look at you!
00:29:40 Look at this little fat girl.
00:29:43 Oh, Norman!
00:29:45 You're as thin as a rail.
00:29:48 - Isn't she?
00:29:50 My darling, I'm so glad you're home.
00:29:53 - Give me these things.
00:29:55 We rented a car
00:29:58 - Rented a car?
00:30:00 What sort of car is it?
00:30:03 I don't know.
00:30:05 - Green, I think.
00:30:07 I meant what sort of make is it.
00:30:10 - I don't know.
00:30:13 - It doesn't matter.
00:30:17 Well, I guess I should have looked.
00:30:19 Let's see.
00:30:23 Ugly and breaks down.
00:30:26 Sounds like a Nash.
00:30:28 Yes, well...
00:30:30 Where... Where's your friend?
00:30:34 I knew I was forgetting something.
00:30:37 - That's still on, huh?
00:30:40 Come on in. No-one's gonna bite you.
00:30:43 Mommy, Norman, this is Billy Ray.
00:30:45 (Ethel)
00:30:49 How are you doing?
00:30:52 You seem awfully young to be a dentist.
00:30:54 This is Billy Ray Jr.
00:30:56 Oh. I'm Norman Thayer Jr. Where's...
00:30:59 His father is trying to park the car.
00:31:01 This is a great surprise. You can call me
00:31:07 (laughs)
00:31:09 I'll go see if Bill has driven into the lake.
00:31:11 I'll put away some of these things.
00:31:18 I hear you turned 80 today.
00:31:20 - Is that what you heard?
00:31:24 Man, that's really old.
00:31:26 You should meet my father.
00:31:29 - Your father's still alive?
00:31:33 Isn't this fun!
00:31:34 Norman, let's put Billy
00:31:37 Then he can look out
00:31:40 Let's put him out on the float.
00:31:43 - I'd like that.
00:31:47 - So?
00:31:50 - Show him where everything is.
00:31:56 I just had a birthday, too.
00:31:59 Oh? We're practically twins.
00:32:10 I'm so glad you're here!
00:32:12 He'll be right in. He actually thinks
00:32:16 Mommy... Norman looks so old.
00:32:19 Oh, I don't know...
00:32:21 You look great, though.
00:32:24 Thank you. So do you.
00:32:26 - I love your hair.
00:32:28 How's his mind?
00:32:31 - Is he...
00:32:35 Come on, Billy!
00:32:37 I'll show you the bathroom,
00:32:42 Well, at least he hasn't changed.
00:32:44 No. He's still impossible. It means
00:32:49 Sure. Now he's got
00:32:52 Oh, come on. Thank you for coming.
00:32:55 Thank you for inviting me.
00:32:57 (man)
00:32:59 Well, you've finally made it!
00:33:02 - This is my mother. This is Bill Ray.
00:33:05 - I think I saw a bear.
00:33:10 There are some rather nasty moths
00:33:13 No, no, this was a little big for a moth.
00:33:16 If you really wanna be scared,
00:33:19 - Hey, Dad!
00:33:21 Dad, they do have indoor plumbing here.
00:33:24 Oh, great!
00:33:25 Chelsea was just bullshitting us.
00:33:27 I like to paint a rustic picture
00:33:30 Ooh, it's rustic, all right!
00:33:32 It's lovely, though. Lovely rusticity.
00:33:35 We've been peeing indoors for 40 years.
00:33:38 - You must be Norman.
00:33:42 - Bill Ray.
00:33:44 - The dentist?
00:33:45 - Want to see my teeth?
00:33:48 I'd just like to tell you, sir,
00:33:52 Chelsea's told me so much
00:33:56 We're pleased she's brought us here.
00:33:58 I'm surprised Chelsea could find the way.
00:34:01 Well, she's here, Norman,
00:34:04 Do you visit your parents?
00:34:06 No, sir. My parents both passed away.
00:34:09 I see. Then, you have a good excuse.
00:34:11 (Chelsea)
00:34:14 (Ethel)
00:34:15 Am I not allowed to speak to our guests?
00:34:18 They're afraid
00:34:23 Well, I'm gonna go say hello to the lake.
00:34:25 Anybody coming?
00:34:27 Uh... me.
00:34:29 I've never seen anyone
00:34:32 - Mommy, you coming?
00:34:34 (Ethel)
00:34:37 - A boat, all right!
00:34:40 What, outside?
00:34:42 That's where the lake is.
00:34:44 Coming, Norman?
00:34:46 No, I think I'll just sit here
00:34:50 - I'll stay, too.
00:34:54 - The screen door's broken.
00:34:57 Norman will fix it.
00:35:16 - I love your house.
00:35:18 It's not for sale.
00:35:21 I don't want to buy it, I just like it.
00:35:23 It has uh...
00:35:26 It has a charming ambience.
00:35:35 Well, how does it feel to turn 80?
00:35:37 Twice as bad as it did turning 40.
00:35:41 I know what that's like.
00:35:44 I turned 40 five years ago.
00:35:50 45 now.
00:35:58 - Norman.
00:36:00 Do you mind if I call you Norman?
00:36:03 - I believe you just did.
00:36:08 What should I call your wife?
00:36:11 How about Ethel? That's her name.
00:36:14 Ethel Thayer.
00:36:15 Thoundth like I'm lithping, doethn't it?
00:36:20 Almost kept her from marrying me.
00:36:22 Wanted me to change
00:36:24 - What was that?
00:36:31 Well.
00:36:33 Well...
00:36:35 I think I'll... start a new book.
00:36:40 See if I can finish it
00:36:44 Maybe a novelette. Maybe something
00:36:51 Here's 'Treasure lsland'.
00:36:53 - Ever read it?
00:36:55 That's a great book.
00:36:58 No need for that. I've read it myself.
00:37:01 But my mind is going, so...
00:37:08 That son of yours ever read this book?
00:37:11 I don't think so.
00:37:14 Your son hasn't read
00:37:17 No, but I intend to have him read it.
00:37:20 His mother's been the real force
00:37:23 But l... I intend to eradicate...
00:37:26 ..some of the... dishevelment.
00:37:35 Actually, uh...
00:37:38 Actually, things are...
00:37:40 ..coming together
00:37:43 I'm beginning to feel
00:37:47 Meeting...
00:37:49 Meeting Chelsea was a major...
00:37:53 ..thing.
00:37:56 We have a...
00:37:58 We have a very kinetic relationship.
00:38:00 It's very positive.
00:38:04 - What do you charge for a filling?
00:38:06 You're a dentist.
00:38:09 Oh, it's generally $40.
00:38:12 $40? Good God!
00:38:27 Norman.
00:38:30 We'd like to sleep together if...
00:38:32 ..if, you know, it's all right with you.
00:38:34 What do you mean?
00:38:36 We'd...
00:38:38 We'd like to sleep together
00:38:42 Same... same bed.
00:38:44 You know, if it's not offensive to you.
00:38:46 All three of you?
00:38:48 No, just two.
00:38:50 You and Billy?
00:38:54 No.
00:38:55 Not Chelsea and Billy?
00:38:59 No.
00:39:00 That leaves Chelsea and you, then.
00:39:03 That's right.
00:39:05 Why would I find that offensive?
00:39:07 You're not...
00:39:09 ..planning on doing something unusual,
00:39:12 No, no. No, no, no. Just um...
00:39:15 You know, just...
00:39:17 Ah... Doesn't seem too offensive.
00:39:22 Thank you.
00:39:24 - Chelsea always slept with her husband.
00:39:27 Ethel and I, we sleep together.
00:39:31 No, I guess I'd be...
00:39:32 ..delighted to have you
00:39:37 Would you like the room
00:39:40 Or would you prefer the master bedroom?
00:39:42 Ethel, your boy and I
00:39:45 You could do it in the hearth.
00:39:51 You're having a good time, aren't you?
00:39:53 Huh?
00:39:55 Chelsea told me all about how you like
00:39:59 She does too, sometimes.
00:40:02 Sometimes I can get into it...
00:40:04 ..but sometimes not.
00:40:06 I think you should know I'm pretty good
00:40:12 You know, it's not imperative
00:40:15 But I thought it would be nice.
00:40:20 I'm sure you're a very fascinating person.
00:40:23 And I thought it would be fascinating
00:40:27 That's obviously not an easy task.
00:40:35 You just go ahead and be...
00:40:38 ..as poopy as you want, to quote Chelsea.
00:40:41 And I'll be as receptive and as pleasant
00:40:44 But I want you to bear one thing in mind...
00:40:47 ..while you're jerking me around,
00:40:51 I know precisely what you're up to.
00:40:54 And I'll take just so much of it.
00:40:57 OK?
00:41:00 What is the bottom line
00:41:05 Very good! That was a good speech.
00:41:08 Bottom line. You're a bottom-line man.
00:41:12 All right, here's the bottom line.
00:41:15 OK.
00:41:18 Hm?
00:41:19 You seem like a nice man.
00:41:21 Bit verbose, but nice.
00:41:24 And you're right about me.
00:41:27 Let's get back to sex.
00:41:31 No, I just um...
00:41:33 I just wanted to clear up
00:41:37 Chelsea and I can sleep together, right?
00:41:40 Sure, please do!
00:41:42 Just don't let Ethel catch you.
00:41:46 (door opens)
00:41:47 Dad! Dad! I paddled the canoe!
00:41:51 A canoe! It's a boat!
00:41:53 Actually, the lndians used
00:41:57 Chelsea wants you to come to the lake.
00:41:59 - She and Ethel are going skinny dipping!
00:42:03 Go ahead, permissiveness
00:42:07 Let's go.
00:42:11 Oh, um...
00:42:13 Are there any bears around here?
00:42:15 Oh, sure. Black bears and grizzlies.
00:42:18 One came along here last month
00:42:23 Dad, come on.
00:42:25 He's just bullshitting. Come on.
00:42:28 Oh, yeah!
00:42:30 - Hey! Where are you going?
00:42:33 No, no. You're going back inside
00:42:36 Bullshit!
00:42:38 Dad, I'm not going in there
00:42:41 What if he dies?
00:42:44 Now, listen to me.
00:42:46 If you don't behave yourself, I'm gonna
00:42:51 Is that what you want?
00:42:54 Now go back in there and talk to him.
00:42:59 Go on, go on!
00:43:09 (laughing)
00:43:12 Remember when I was nine years old and
00:43:17 No. I don't remember that.
00:43:19 Don't you remember I had that big light?
00:43:21 I shone it on Norman on the diving board
00:43:24 He screamed at me. He called me a spy
00:43:29 It took me so long to get over that.
00:43:31 It took Norman a long time before
00:43:35 He wouldn't even get out of the water until
00:43:41 I was so bloody mad at him
00:43:44 ..that I let him float around
00:43:47 ..freezing to death.
00:43:49 (laughs)
00:43:52 Are you going skinny dipping?
00:43:55 Huh?
00:43:56 - Are you going skinny dipping?
00:44:03 Nah.
00:44:06 I try to be selective about
00:44:10 Oh?
00:44:16 Chelsea says
00:44:19 She calls you The Old Man Of The Sea.
00:44:22 Aaah, I've caught a few.
00:44:27 You fish?
00:44:29 Nah.
00:44:33 What do you do out there in California?
00:44:35 I mean, what does one do for recreation
00:44:44 We... cruise chicks.
00:44:46 - Mm?
00:44:49 You know, meet 'em. Girls.
00:44:51 Try to pick 'em up.
00:44:53 What do you do with 'em
00:44:56 Suck face.
00:44:59 I beg your pardon?
00:45:02 You know, kiss. Suck face, you kiss.
00:45:08 Ever read this book
00:45:11 No.
00:45:12 Go read it.
00:45:14 Now?
00:45:15 Take it upstairs! Read chapter one.
00:45:22 I thought you said
00:45:24 I'll call you when the party's under way...
00:45:40 (gasps)
00:45:41 Oh, I... I'm sorry.
00:45:45 Chelsea's still in the water.
00:45:47 You should go on down.
00:45:51 Uh... Oh um...
00:45:53 - Yes?
00:45:56 What is that over there?
00:45:59 That's a lawn chair.
00:46:03 (chuckles)
00:46:06 Go on!
00:46:08 - Right down to the pond.
00:46:20 I thought you'd be nude.
00:46:23 No. Sorry.
00:46:25 I didn't want to overwhelm our guest
00:46:29 He's nice, isn't he?
00:46:31 - Hm. $40 a filling.
00:46:34 That's enough to keep you off sweets.
00:46:36 He'd be a good catch, wouldn't he?
00:46:39 - He said they wanted to sleep together.
00:46:43 Yeah.
00:46:47 You and I did, didn't we?
00:46:49 - Did we?
00:46:54 Have you been picking on him?
00:46:56 Yeah. He finds me fascinating.
00:47:00 Well, why not?
00:47:03 Norman.
00:47:07 - Norman.
00:47:09 Chelsea... wants us to do something...
00:47:15 She wants to leave Billy here
00:47:19 Which Billy?
00:47:21 Oh, Billy, Norman! The little one.
00:47:24 Bill is supposed to have him
00:47:27 The kid would be miserable in Europe.
00:47:30 Bill seems very nice and...
00:47:32 ..Chels needs someone nice.
00:47:36 What would we do with the boy?
00:47:40 Oh, you'd think of something.
00:47:42 Let's do it!
00:47:43 Let's say we'll do it
00:47:49 All right.
00:47:51 The three of us will have
00:47:53 I dunno. We might.
00:47:56 You know, Norman,...
00:47:58 ..you really are
00:48:02 But I'm the only one who knows it.
00:48:06 - Happy birthday to you
00:48:11 Happy birthday to you
00:48:15 Happy birthday, dear Norman
00:48:21 Happy birthday to you
00:48:27 (Billy)
00:48:32 I suppose you expect me
00:48:34 Well,... I'm not about to.
00:48:38 I've been trying all day to draw some...
00:48:41 ..profound conclusion about
00:48:46 I haven't thought of anything.
00:48:48 I'm surprised I got here so fast.
00:48:51 But I'm... glad I got to spend
00:48:55 What's your name again?
00:48:57 I want to thank all of you for coming
00:49:02 ..to witness this historic event.
00:49:06 Now I'm out of hot air, I'm gonna need
00:49:11 Come on, everybody.
00:49:15 (Billy)
00:49:35 Come on!
00:49:37 Chicken.
00:49:48 Ohh!
00:49:50 Charlie!
00:49:53 Ohh!
00:49:59 Well, holy Mackinoly!
00:50:01 Look at you!
00:50:03 - Chelsea Mackinelsea!
00:50:06 Boy, it's good to see ya!
00:50:09 You've held up good.
00:50:11 Thanks, so have you.
00:50:13 Bill, this is my old friend, Charlie!
00:50:15 - He's the mailman.
00:50:19 Hello.
00:50:21 - Want a ride?
00:50:25 (Chelsea)
00:50:38 Great.
00:50:40 You actually deliver the mail on a boat!
00:50:44 Oh, Charlie's a legend on this lake.
00:50:47 He gets the mail through, no matter what.
00:50:49 - Right, Charlie?
00:50:52 Must be a bitch in the winter, huh?
00:50:54 Yeah. In the winter I have a hell of a time!
00:50:56 Course, there's nobody on the lake
00:51:01 (laughing)
00:51:02 You've got a great setup here.
00:51:05 You're a lucky man, too.
00:51:09 Yeah, I guess I am.
00:51:11 Um... what uh...
00:51:14 What do you usually do
00:51:16 Well, generally I just fall into the lake.
00:51:19 Just uh...
00:51:21 (Chelsea laughs)
00:51:23 Whoa!
00:51:33 All right, come on, Dad.
00:51:38 Two threes. What does that mean?
00:51:40 That means doubles,
00:51:44 You send me home,
00:51:47 - All right, Dadders!
00:51:50 Excellent. You're a natural.
00:51:52 I'm starting to regret
00:51:54 Chels. Hey, Chels. Parcheesi pro.
00:51:57 Chelsea doesn't like playing games.
00:51:59 We don't know why.
00:52:02 I tend to panic
00:52:05 - What's that supposed to mean?
00:52:08 We play serious Parcheesi around here.
00:52:10 I let Norman win sometimes
00:52:13 Ha ha ha!
00:52:14 What I'd like to know
00:52:18 Huh?
00:52:19 You seem to like beating people.
00:52:29 You got another chance, Bill.
00:00:26 Are you having fun?
00:00:29 That's why you come to camp, you know.
00:00:36 What's the matter, darling?
00:00:39 Nothing.
00:00:44 I don't think I've ever grown up
00:00:48 Do you understand?
00:00:50 No. No, I don't think I understand.
00:00:53 Doesn't matter.
00:00:56 I act like a big person everywhere else.
00:01:00 I'm in charge of Los Angeles,
00:01:03 ..I feel like a little fat girl.
00:01:07 That's just because your father said that.
00:01:11 My father is a goddamn bastard.
00:01:14 - Come on, Chels. Watch your language.
00:01:17 Why? Are you gonna wash
00:01:21 That was a rather bizarre custom.
00:01:26 Mother, do you know...
00:01:29 ..I've been answering to Norman
00:01:32 He makes me so mad
00:01:35 ..and I don't even see him.
00:01:37 I'm still answering to him!
00:01:39 Norman is a goddamn poop!
00:01:42 Oh, for the Lord's sake, here we go again.
00:01:45 You had a miserable childhood.
00:01:47 Father was overbearing, your mother
00:01:54 Chelsea,...
00:01:58 ..you have a great big chip
00:02:02 ..which is very unattractive.
00:02:05 It is, it is.
00:02:07 You stay away for years. You never
00:02:11 Then when you do, all you can do
00:02:15 What's the point?
00:02:17 Don't you think that...
00:02:21 ..with a certain amount
00:02:25 It doesn't have to ruin your life, darling!
00:02:28 You're a big girl now!
00:02:30 Aren't you tired of it all?
00:02:33 Bore, bore, bore!
00:02:37 Life marches by, Chels.
00:02:41 I suggest you get on with it.
00:03:06 Have a wonderful trip, darling.
00:03:08 And don't worry,
00:03:11 OK.
00:03:12 Don't get involved with any foreigners.
00:03:14 Right.
00:03:17 Let me have your bag, Chels.
00:03:19 Goodbye, kid.
00:03:22 OK.
00:03:23 - Are you gonna be OK now?
00:03:26 - Behave yourself.
00:03:29 We will, OK.
00:03:30 Norman, goodbye.
00:03:33 Ha ha ha!
00:03:35 Good luck, everybody.
00:03:36 - Ethel, thank you. We had a great time.
00:03:43 - Bye-bye.
00:04:01 I just want you guys to know
00:04:19 Well, gentlemen!
00:04:21 It's a beautiful day.
00:04:24 - We're going fishing.
00:04:27 Fishing. You remember fishing, Norman.
00:04:30 You're gonna show Billy
00:04:33 Come on, Billy.
00:04:36 Bullshit.
00:04:38 I beg your pardon?
00:04:41 Does that mean you can't wait to get
00:04:45 It's bullshit. That's all.
00:04:48 I see.
00:04:50 Well, come on, Norman.
00:04:52 Let's get ready.
00:04:59 You like that word, don't you? Bullshit.
00:05:02 Yeah.
00:05:06 It's a good word.
00:05:15 OK, Grandpa. Do your stuff.
00:05:20 Hey, hey!
00:05:22 Pretty slick, huh?
00:05:24 Look at this.
00:05:26 This was Chelsea's
00:05:29 Caught some pretty respectable fish
00:05:32 I'm surprised you kept it if it's Chelsea's.
00:05:37 (sighs)
00:05:41 I might just haul my ass out to...
00:05:45 One of those places.
00:05:49 Listen...
00:05:50 I mean, I know
00:05:53 Just like my middle name.
00:05:55 You turkeys don't want me.
00:05:57 Bullshit.
00:05:59 I'm 67 years older than you.
00:06:05 We're going fishing now.
00:06:10 If you want to come with us, I suggest you
00:06:16 OK, Mrs Turkey, let's go.
00:06:29 Here he is.
00:06:41 I uh...
00:06:44 I thought I might just sorta come along
00:06:49 Get in.
00:06:51 You look very handsome
00:06:54 Oh, thank you. I mean...
00:06:57 ..thank you.
00:07:02 So, how fast can this old tub go, anyway?
00:07:14 All right!
00:08:14 Now, go up this time, not just back.
00:08:16 Up and back, come on.
00:08:22 Come on! Nothing to be afraid of.
00:08:26 Oh, yeah?
00:08:29 Norman! You stay right where you are!
00:08:33 Dive, boy!
00:08:39 Right. One, two,...
00:08:42 ..three!
00:08:47 Ouch!
00:08:49 Good God!
00:08:50 - That wasn't it.
00:08:53 Norman, we've got him
00:08:56 Don't kill him in the first week.
00:09:22 This is it?
00:09:24 This is it.
00:09:41 Give me your hook.
00:09:46 You gotta be patient
00:09:50 There's a trout living in this cove
00:09:55 I first saw him three or four years ago.
00:09:58 Hooked him two years ago.
00:10:00 Then again last year.
00:10:02 But he's a crafty old son of a bitch!
00:10:06 It's your last chance, Walter!
00:10:09 I call him Walter
00:10:12 Because he's fat and lazy and ugly!
00:10:14 OK, throw her out.
00:10:23 Let her out, plenty of line.
00:10:29 How's your line?
00:10:31 On the bottom?
00:10:35 That's no good.
00:10:37 All right!
00:10:39 Hey, man, you don't have to yell at me.
00:10:42 Who do you think you are, anyway?
00:10:51 I'm sorry.
00:10:57 That's OK.
00:11:12 Having fun?
00:11:15 Yeah.
00:11:16 That's good.
00:11:20 Better than cruising chicks, isn't it?
00:11:22 No!
00:11:24 Ah, I suppose not.
00:11:30 (motorboat)
00:11:38 For God's sake,
00:11:41 Brought your lunch!
00:11:44 How the hell did you find us?
00:11:46 Ssh! You'll scare the fish.
00:11:48 - Ethel, this was a secret fishing place.
00:11:52 We don't need any lunch!
00:11:56 Don't be such an old poop!
00:11:58 Billy might get hungry.
00:12:03 (Ethel)
00:12:25 We ought to see what she brought us.
00:12:38 (reel spins)
00:12:41 Aa-a-ah!
00:12:43 Ah-hah! Hold on, you son of a bitch!
00:12:47 - What, what?
00:12:49 Hey, it's not Walter but he's related!
00:12:53 Oh, you ugly old son of a bitch!
00:12:55 - San Frantastic!
00:12:58 Get the net, boy.
00:13:05 Not the little one, the big one!
00:13:09 (chuckles)
00:13:11 Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:13:13 Whoa, lovely!
00:13:16 Get the net down underneath him.
00:13:18 Lovely. Bring him up.
00:13:21 Oh, wow!
00:13:22 Ain't that a beauty! Yes, sirree!
00:13:25 Oh-ho!
00:13:26 This... is a trout.
00:13:30 A rainbow trout.
00:13:32 Good going, boy!
00:13:38 We've caught eight million fish.
00:13:42 Yup. Walter is humungous.
00:13:45 Those fish you got there
00:13:47 They're disgusting little mothers.
00:13:50 Have you got something against fish guts,
00:13:52 Yeuch!
00:13:54 Hey, Norman, can I ask you something?
00:13:56 How did you get Ethel, anyway?
00:13:58 Huh?
00:14:00 I sent away for her.
00:14:03 Come on! Don't bullshit me, man.
00:14:07 I met Ethel when I was a principal
00:14:10 She was the prettiest thing I'd ever seen.
00:14:13 So I told her
00:14:16 She fell in love with me immediately.
00:14:18 Ah-hah!
00:14:20 - Is that the way Norman got you?
00:14:23 I won him in a contest.
00:14:27 Has he got you cleaning
00:14:30 That's right.
00:14:31 He cleans the stupid ones,
00:14:34 Fortunately the smart ones
00:14:37 That's why they're in schools!
00:14:39 Come on in, Norman.
00:14:41 - Get me a fire going, it'll be nippy tonight.
00:14:45 Get a fire going.
00:14:47 Norman, for Pete's sake!
00:14:51 What's the point in having a dwarf
00:15:05 Damn!
00:15:06 You got the match backwards.
00:15:09 I think I know how to light a fire,
00:15:45 What are you reading?
00:15:47 A Tale Of TWo Cities.
00:15:49 Ah, très bien, très bien!
00:15:52 Norman! Norman!
00:15:56 - What the hell's going on?
00:15:58 - What?
00:16:08 (Ethel)
00:16:10 Let's have the screen. The screen.
00:16:20 For God's sake!
00:16:22 What?
00:16:24 Norman, he just...
00:16:26 Don't yell at me, man!
00:16:31 I guess it's... not safe
00:16:37 What are you staring at me for,
00:17:01 You mustn't let Norman upset you, Billy.
00:17:04 Sure.
00:17:06 He wasn't yelling at you, you know.
00:17:08 Sounds like he is yelling at me.
00:17:10 No, he was yelling at life.
00:17:13 What the heck does that mean?
00:17:15 It means he's like an old lion.
00:17:18 He has to remind himself
00:17:25 Billy.
00:17:28 Sometimes...
00:17:30 ..you have to look hard at a person...
00:17:34 ..and remember
00:17:40 He's just trying to find his way, that's all.
00:17:44 Just like you.
00:18:32 How's my little petunia?
00:18:34 (Billy)
00:18:36 Norman!
00:18:38 Hey, Norm!
00:18:41 Yeah, listen. I was wondering.
00:18:45 - Absolutely not.
00:18:48 - I think it would be all right. Don't you?
00:18:53 - Can you be careful?
00:19:11 Norman, what the hell are you doing?
00:19:14 (growls)
00:19:16 It's really happened, hasn't it?
00:19:18 You have lost your marbles.
00:20:14 Here. I'll get the big net.
00:20:17 You two will be sorry. The loons
00:20:22 (hooting)
00:20:25 (laughs)
00:20:28 - Allons, debout!
00:20:30 That's French, you know.
00:20:33 I'll get
00:20:35 Oh, no, no, no!
00:20:38 I'm sorry. Ethel, allow me.
00:20:42 I don't believe it!
00:20:45 Yeah. Norman and I fixed the mother.
00:20:48 Aah!
00:20:49 Oh, great!
00:21:12 It's the only place we haven't looked
00:21:17 Might as well give it a try, huh?
00:21:19 They call this Purgatory Cove, boy.
00:21:22 See those rocks? They eat boats.
00:21:25 Do you know the way?
00:21:29 Get up on the deck,
00:21:33 Come on, up there.
00:21:42 - All right?
00:21:44 Here we go.
00:21:47 - OK, there's one coming up.
00:21:50 - Uh... the left.
00:21:56 Another one on port.
00:21:59 Oh, there's one coming up right here.
00:22:01 Uh, uh, oh, shit! Starboard, starboard!
00:22:13 OK, there's one uh... port. Port-side.
00:22:16 All right, starboard, over there.
00:22:26 Oh!
00:22:30 (restarts engine)
00:22:51 Now... Doesn't this look like
00:22:54 ..for a crafty old son of a bitch?
00:22:58 (thunder rumbles)
00:23:00 Well, the fish aren't just gonna
00:23:11 (thunder)
00:23:33 - (Billy sighs)
00:23:38 Who are you calling Chelsea?
00:23:40 I'm Billy, remember?
00:23:42 Hey, come on, man.
00:23:47 - Hey, are you OK?
00:23:50 Good.
00:23:55 Hey, we'd better hurry up
00:23:58 I'm not gonna be here much longer.
00:24:00 Yeah, and neither am I.
00:24:08 I'll miss you, Norman.
00:24:11 What?
00:24:23 Norman!
00:24:25 Hey, Norman, look! Shit, I got the mother!
00:24:28 I got him!
00:24:30 Well, get the net, Norman!
00:24:32 Get it in gear, turkey!
00:24:36 I got him!
00:24:39 What the heck is that?
00:24:44 Good God!
00:24:49 It's a dead loon, Norman.
00:24:51 The poor thing.
00:24:53 Oh, it smells, too!
00:24:56 Here. Hold on.
00:25:00 Let her go.
00:25:03 Let her go.
00:25:45 Hey, Norman.
00:25:48 Are you afraid of dying?
00:25:50 What?
00:25:53 Are you afraid to die?
00:25:55 What the hell kind of question is that?
00:25:58 I... I was just wondering, that's all.
00:26:01 Well, I don't know...
00:26:03 ..why everybody has to
00:26:08 Let's go home, boy.
00:26:10 Are we gonna be able to get out of here?
00:26:12 Course we can. Pull up the anchor.
00:26:24 Get up on deck.
00:26:31 Aah, get back here.
00:26:33 I forgot you're a hotshot boat driver.
00:26:36 You take the wheel, I'll navigate.
00:26:38 Yeah?
00:26:39 Well, you know I'm not afraid to do this.
00:26:42 I know. Just... take us real slow.
00:26:52 OK, turn her over.
00:26:57 Right, take it forward.
00:26:59 Give her a hard left.
00:27:12 OK. Port.
00:27:15 OK, good.
00:27:21 You're all right. Starboard again.
00:27:40 OK. Port... To the left.
00:27:45 Good God! Reverse! Full throttle! Reverse!
00:27:50 - Reverse!
00:27:52 Reverse!
00:27:59 Norman! Norman!
00:28:04 - Chelsea. Chelsea! Chelsea!
00:28:09 Norman!
00:28:12 Norman, please!
00:28:17 Oh, God, Norman!
00:28:20 Oh, Norman, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:28:27 Hold on.
00:28:30 Gonna bring you over here.
00:28:37 Norman... Norman, grab on!
00:28:41 Grab onto the rock!
00:28:44 (coughs)
00:28:51 - (Norman moans)
00:28:56 Billy!
00:28:57 Billy!
00:29:01 - Hold onto the rock.
00:29:06 (Billy coughs)
00:29:29 Oh, Charlie! Thank God you're here!
00:29:31 - Come on! We're going for a ride!
00:29:33 Norman and the kid are out on the lake
00:29:37 - Hurry up.
00:29:42 Norman is never late.
00:29:44 I don't understand it.
00:29:46 Oh, he'll be all right.
00:29:50 Ethel, we've been back and forth here
00:29:53 They must have pulled up somewhere.
00:29:56 You don't suppose he would have
00:30:00 - He's not that crazy.
00:30:04 Let's go.
00:30:06 I'm not driving my boat
00:30:08 Yes, you are, Charlie. I'll point the way.
00:30:12 Oh... Holy Mackinoly.
00:30:16 It's full of rocks, Charlie. Look out.
00:30:18 - To the left. OK... OK...
00:30:22 - Am I all right?
00:30:26 - Keep to the right!
00:30:29 That's better, that's better. OK.
00:30:33 - See anything?
00:30:36 Oh, lordy.
00:30:37 Norman Thayer Jr,
00:30:45 Charlie! There they are, Charlie!
00:30:47 My God!
00:31:02 Norman!
00:31:10 Ethel!
00:31:12 You shouldn't be out here
00:31:15 You poop! You goddamn poop!
00:31:41 How are my boys?
00:31:43 I'm off to the woods to find
00:31:47 Are you gonna be all right?
00:31:49 Bye-bye.
00:31:52 (door closes)
00:32:04 Hey!
00:32:06 Where do you juvenile delinquents
00:32:11 (Ethel)
00:32:13 I thought you were in too much pain
00:32:15 Well... Well, I am.
00:32:18 I'm doing this for Billy. Giving the poor
00:32:23 We've been doing
00:32:26 You will stay in our cove, won't you?
00:32:29 There aren't any trout left in our cove.
00:32:32 Norman, we have enough trout left
00:32:37 - But we haven't caught Walter yet.
00:32:48 From the tent on the bank
00:32:54 We are the girls from Camp Koochakiyi
00:32:58 You can tell who we are
00:33:03 Oh, our minds are clear
00:33:05 And our hearts are strong
00:33:08 We are dancing here
00:33:12 There will soon be deer
00:33:15 Where there now are fawns
00:33:18 But we'll remember our years
00:33:22 On Golden Pond... How!
00:33:27 Hey!
00:33:30 Mommy!
00:33:32 - How did you get here?
00:33:35 A Volare... made by Plymouth.
00:33:37 - Oh-hoh!
00:33:39 My God, you've had this jacket
00:33:42 - It looks it, doesn't it?
00:33:45 - How was your trip?
00:33:48 Have you still got the kid
00:33:50 We've still got him.
00:33:52 He's out there fishing with his best buddy.
00:33:55 Where's the Thayer IV?
00:33:58 Charlie's fixing her.
00:34:00 Norman and Billy tried to drive her
00:34:04 Did they get hurt?
00:34:06 Norman got a bump on the head
00:34:09 But... he's all right.
00:34:25 Do you still have Bill,
00:34:28 Oh, I still have him!
00:34:30 He had to get back to the coast.
00:34:33 Ah.
00:34:35 So, Norman and... Billy
00:34:38 Oh! Billy is the happiest thing that has
00:34:43 I should have rented him
00:34:49 You could have traded me in.
00:34:53 Except I think he...
00:34:55 ..probably makes a better son than I did.
00:34:58 You made a very nice daughter.
00:35:03 (Chelsea)
00:35:05 What do you mean, darling?
00:35:08 Why wasn't that old son of a bitch
00:35:11 You're sounding very childish.
00:35:13 Of course he was your friend.
00:35:17 Chelsea, you're such a nice person.
00:35:20 Can't you think of something nice to say?
00:35:23 Um...
00:35:25 I married Bill in Brussels.
00:35:28 You... you did what in Brussels?
00:35:31 - I married Bill.
00:35:33 - Does it count in this country?
00:35:36 - Bless you, darling. Congratulations!
00:35:40 Norman will be so pleased!
00:35:42 Yeah, sure.
00:35:43 What do you suppose he's gonna say?
00:35:45 ''Hey, Chels,... fantastic!''
00:35:49 ''I'm so happy that you've finally
00:35:53 - ..and I'm so proud!''
00:35:56 No, he won't! No, he won't.
00:35:58 And you know why?
00:36:00 He is a selfish son of a bitch.
00:36:05 That old son of a bitch
00:36:22 Oh... shit!
00:36:24 Oh, shit!
00:36:26 Norman! Shit!
00:36:28 Don't get so excited. It's only a sunfish.
00:36:31 Huh, only a sunfish?
00:36:33 Are you doubting the word of a genius?
00:36:35 There's no respectable trout in this cove.
00:36:39 Well, it's doing a pretty good
00:36:47 Good God!
00:36:49 It's Walter!
00:36:50 What the hell are you doing here,
00:36:54 Ooh! Keep that line tight, boy!
00:36:57 Oh, you beauty, come here.
00:36:59 Keep reeling in.
00:37:01 A little closer... a little closer.
00:37:04 Oh, look at that! Ah-ha-hooh!
00:37:07 (screams)
00:37:10 We caught Walter, the son of a bitch!
00:37:12 (laughing)
00:37:24 Chels.
00:37:26 I brought your sweater and your shoes.
00:37:28 And your car's out front.
00:37:30 I'm such an ass. I'm sorry.
00:37:32 I'm sorry too.
00:37:36 He does care. He cares deeply.
00:37:39 It's just that he's an absolute mutt
00:37:42 I know he'd walk through fire for me.
00:37:45 And he'd walk through fire for you, too.
00:37:48 If you don't understand that,
00:37:53 I don't even know him.
00:37:55 Chels,... Norman is 80 years old.
00:37:58 He has heart palpitations
00:38:02 Just exactly when do you expect
00:38:06 I'm afraid of him.
00:38:08 Well, he's afraid of you.
00:38:10 So you should get along fine.
00:38:12 Here he comes, Chels. Talk to him!
00:38:28 Hey! Look at you!
00:38:30 Hi, kid!
00:38:33 - Where's the dentist?
00:38:36 - He'll call you tonight.
00:38:38 - Hello, Norman.
00:38:42 Oh, Chelsea, we caught Walter!
00:38:44 Do you know who Walter is?
00:38:46 - I have a feeling he's a fish.
00:38:48 A humungous fish!
00:38:51 - Well, let me see him!
00:38:54 Yeah, yeah. We let him go.
00:38:56 - I think I've heard this story before.
00:38:59 Norman and I thought that if Walter's lived
00:39:04 I'm gonna go tell Ethel.
00:39:06 Hey, Norman!
00:39:07 We caught the son of a bitch,
00:39:11 (Billy)
00:39:19 You got yourself a friend, huh?
00:39:21 Yeah, he's all right.
00:39:26 - How... How's your forehead?
00:39:30 Oh, this. It's all right.
00:39:32 A lot of pain, nothing to worry about.
00:39:39 Norman, I wanna talk to you.
00:39:42 What seems to be the problem?
00:39:45 There's no problem, I just...
00:39:48 I wanna talk to you. I um...
00:39:53 I think that um...
00:39:54 ..you and I should have the kind
00:39:58 What kind of relationship is that?
00:40:01 Well, you know, like a...
00:40:03 Like a father and a daughter.
00:40:05 Ah, just in the nick of time, huh?
00:40:07 Worried about the will, are you?
00:40:09 I'm leaving it all to you,
00:40:13 Just stop it!
00:40:15 I don't want anything!
00:40:17 It just seems that you and me
00:40:21 I didn't think we were mad.
00:40:32 I want to be your friend.
00:40:34 Oh.
00:40:37 This mean you'll come round more often?
00:40:40 It'll mean a lot to your mother.
00:40:45 I'll come around more often.
00:40:50 Well.
00:40:56 Yep.
00:40:58 Oh! I got married in Brussels.
00:41:01 You did?
00:41:02 In Brussels!
00:41:04 He makes me very happy.
00:41:06 Well, good. Does he speak English?
00:41:09 Bill! I married Bill!
00:41:11 Bill? Oh, Bill! Good!
00:41:14 I'm glad, Chelsea. That's San Frantastic.
00:41:17 - What?
00:41:20 - Uh-huh.
00:41:23 Isn't that something? Good for you!
00:41:25 You know something?
00:41:27 I got him doing the back flip
00:41:30 Oh, yeah? That's great.
00:41:32 Yeah. Shall I get him to show you?
00:41:34 - No, no. Not right now.
00:41:37 Oh, that's right... You never were
00:41:42 I was always too fat, remember?
00:41:45 Yeah, I do remember that now.
00:41:47 Well, probably... a lot easier for a boy.
00:41:52 I beg your pardon?
00:41:56 - Do you want to see me do a back flip?
00:41:59 I am gonna do a goddamn back flip.
00:42:03 - Chelsea, you don't have to...
00:42:20 Make sure you go up, not just back.
00:42:24 Oh, I'm scared.
00:42:26 Nothing to be scared of.
00:42:29 I'm scared anyway.
00:42:31 Don't do it!
00:42:33 It doesn't matter
00:42:36 It's not important.
00:42:44 I did it!
00:42:46 She did it!
00:42:48 Chelsea did a back flip!
00:42:50 I went over!
00:42:52 It was lousy, but I did it!
00:42:54 Good for you!
00:42:59 If you could come out,
00:43:02 If I can persuade Norman that
00:43:06 ..it shouldn't be too much trouble.
00:43:08 Norman!
00:43:12 Hey, cool breeze.
00:43:16 - Wow! Thank you, Captain.
00:43:20 Yes, he can.
00:43:22 Got something for you, too.
00:43:25 Know what this is?
00:43:28 University of Pennsylvania diving finals,
00:43:33 Oh, thanks.
00:43:35 - Now I can retire.
00:43:38 Maybe he'll give us
00:43:43 Guess I'll be seeing you, you nitwit.
00:43:45 - OK.
00:43:47 Bye-bye, darling.
00:43:49 - Goodbye, woman.
00:43:54 Well...
00:43:56 Goodbye, Norman.
00:43:58 Dad.
00:44:22 Come on, Norman.
00:44:24 Let's get these last boxes
00:44:28 For God's sake.
00:44:31 - Not too heavy, is it?
00:44:35 God, this is heavy. You're trying to kill me.
00:44:38 I've thought about it.
00:44:40 - What do you have in here?
00:44:43 Put the box down, darling.
00:44:45 - Your mother never liked me.
00:44:48 (groans)
00:44:52 Norman, what is it?
00:44:53 What's the matter, darling?
00:44:59 Oh, my God!
00:45:02 Norman, Norman.
00:45:04 My darling.
00:45:06 My darling...
00:45:08 I'll get your medicine.
00:45:15 Here.
00:45:18 Take this, darling.
00:45:21 - What is it?
00:45:32 Dear God, don't take him now.
00:45:35 You don't want him. He's just an old poop.
00:45:39 Norman. Norman!
00:45:42 Maybe we should call a doctor.
00:45:45 Oh, yes. I'll get the telephone.
00:45:54 Hello, hello.
00:45:56 Dear God. Dear God.
00:45:58 How are you feeling, Norman?
00:46:00 Pretty good. How are you?
00:46:03 - How's the angina?
00:46:05 The pain, damn it!
00:46:07 Pretty good, as pain goes.
00:46:11 This stupid operator. Hello? Hello?
00:46:15 Hello? Hello? Hello!
00:46:17 - What's the matter with her?
00:46:22 - How are you feeling now?
00:46:27 Are you planning to die?
00:46:30 While I'm waiting
00:46:33 ..let me say something to you,
00:46:37 I'd rather you didn't.
00:46:39 - Really?
00:46:41 Oh, this stupid, stupid operator.
00:46:43 I'm going to have to
00:46:45 The phone book. I'll get the phone book.
00:46:48 Eth.
00:46:50 (drops phone)
00:46:52 - What is it?
00:46:54 Oh, my God!
00:46:58 Yes, Norman, my darling?
00:47:02 Ethel.
00:47:04 Yes, I'm here, Norman.
00:47:06 Ethel.
00:47:08 Yes? Yes? Yes?
00:47:10 - Ethel.
00:47:15 I think I'm feeling all right now.
00:47:18 Are you serious?
00:47:21 Yeah, my heart's stopped hurting.
00:47:25 Oh, I love you so much.
00:47:27 Sorry about your mother's china.
00:47:29 Why did you strain yourself?
00:47:32 I was showing off. Trying to turn you on.
00:47:34 Well, you succeeded.
00:47:38 Good.
00:47:40 You know something?
00:47:43 This is the first time
00:47:46 (Norman)
00:47:48 When I looked at you...
00:47:50 ..here on the floor,...
00:47:52 ..l could actually see you dead.
00:47:54 I could see you.
00:47:56 I could see you in your blue suit and white
00:48:01 - How did I look?
00:48:04 You've talked about death
00:48:06 ..but this is the first time I really felt it.
00:48:09 How does it feel?
00:48:11 Oh,... it feels odd.
00:48:15 Cold, I guess.
00:48:18 Not that bad, really.
00:48:21 Not so... frightening. Almost comforting.
00:48:24 Not such a bad place to go, I don't know.
00:48:27 (sobs)
00:48:29 Oh, Norman! Oh, God!
00:48:33 Well...
00:48:35 Don't you want to say
00:48:38 - Do you think you're strong enough?
00:48:44 If I fall over face first in the water,...
00:48:47 ..you'll know I wasn't.
00:48:49 Take it easy, for God's sake.
00:48:51 I'm only good for one near miss a day.
00:48:56 - Hello there.
00:48:58 Wanna dance?
00:49:01 Or would you rather just suck face?
00:49:03 Oh, Norman.
00:49:05 (loons call)
00:49:09 Ethel, listen.
00:49:11 The loons.
00:49:13 They've come round to say goodbye.
00:49:16 (loons calling)
00:49:31 (Norman)
00:49:33 The baby's all grown-up and...
00:49:36 ..moved to Los Angeles or somewhere.