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One Two Many
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orchestral |
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horse neighs, collapses |
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rock |
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Well, she's gone |
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And l won't be coming home |
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l heard that a broken heart |
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ls better left alone |
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After1,000 miles |
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Maybe l'll get by |
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There's just |
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lt's just a matteroftime |
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lt's just a matteroftime |
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lt's just a matteroftime |
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Yeah |
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lt's just a matteroftime |
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lt's just a matteroftime |
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Yeah, yes, it is |
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lt's just a matteroftime |
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lt's just a matteroftime |
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Yeah, yes, it is |
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cries |
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You know, they say |
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there's a lesson to be learned, |
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and, man, did l learn mine. |
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See, that was me, |
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See, l was what yo |
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a playboy, a gigolo. |
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l'm what you ladies |
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a scumbag. |
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See, l wasn't a bad guy, |
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ljust-- ljust had to |
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panting |
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screams |
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Unh! |
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Excuse me. |
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Well, almost |
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Uhh! |
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Anyway, l always |
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be a dad, have kids, |
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l mean, how could l |
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Than l had this |
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l need to find a girl |
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to bring otherwomen |
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Well, what |
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l broke up with her. |
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Well, she |
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Actually, she hitme |
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then broke up with me. |
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Unh! |
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She hit yo overthe head |
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Actually, it was |
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Unh! |
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Why? |
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Because l was |
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Oh. |
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See, l had this |
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lt's like a vagining rod. |
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All right, and she was |
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sobbing |
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No, l don't think so. |
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Mm-hmm. |
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See, every time |
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Acceptance. |
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Acceptance? |
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You can't say no, Thomas. |
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You cheat because |
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and approval from others |
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Yoursiblings ridiculed you, |
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yourdad beatyou, |
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Well, not exactly. |
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Doc, how can my penis |
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have anything to do |
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Then, when you get |
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you wantto get rid ofthem. |
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Why would l do that? |
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You question their credibility |
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if they could love |
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l do? |
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Yeah. Yorfamily |
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And that's why you |
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To prove them wrong. |
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Doc, couldn't it |
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Doubtful, Thomas. |
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Look, yo push people |
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because you feel |
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And we're seeing |
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You try and |
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that'll keep yo from |
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For instance, |
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Yeah. |
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Well, yo dumped her. |
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She had hygiene problems. |
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Hervagina was shaved |
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Every time l went down on her, |
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What abot Charlene? |
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She had nine fingers. |
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Well, Debra. |
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Please. |
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Look, at least |
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and there's people nearby, |
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to flush to |
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farting |
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Thomas, don'tyou see, |
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you create these problems. |
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What do you mean? |
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Well, this one...farts, |
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and this one has |
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hoo -haha. |
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lt's not that. |
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ljust need to find a woman |
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that'll allow otherwomen |
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That, Derek, is my idea |
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Well, cold be hard |
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Perhaps we should call her |
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laughs |
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Sorry, Thomas, |
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Time's up. |
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l'm telling yo , man, |
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l mean, there's gotta |
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out there somewhere. |
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We'll see you nextweek. |
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All right, man. |
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What do you |
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Well, my father used |
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that was made out of that. |
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No, no, no. |
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Oh, oh . |
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lt's so disgusting. |
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You mean you've neverbeen |
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Well, yeah, of corse. |
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Wait a minute, |
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Look, pay me |
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So, why are yo here? |
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See, l figured |
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who's already into |
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well, then, |
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Listen, asshole, |
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makes me gag. |
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What? |
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Yes, that's right. |
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Single white male... |
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33? |
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...seeks bisexual woman... |
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Justthink, l could be |
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while the girl's |
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laughs |
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You're kidding, right? |
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stammers |
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...who seeks |
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l think we're a part |
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of the earth, yo know? |
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We're born in the earth, |
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l love everybody. |
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No, l love everything. |
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They're all so |
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Everything excites me. |
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l-- Do yo |
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Look at everyone. |
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Look at everyone. |
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All people excite me. |
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Oh! |
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...but allows man |
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Hey, do you want to see |
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my impression |
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Sure. |
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whimpers, screeches |
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Likes tennis... |
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l have a hard time |
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Really? l dated |
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lt was so funny. |
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He used to punch |
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because he got |
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l've had some |
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My last boyfriend |
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from my tits in |
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My newborn was starving |
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My fathertold me |
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ln fact, right before |
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dialogue speeds up |
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which really |
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She fond out |
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my motherand she was |
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The walls were paperthin. |
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Speaking ofpaper, did you |
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l did. lt had |
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a guy who made love |
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Speaking ofwhich, my dog |
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Oh, really? |
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l cried so hard. |
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l think itaffected me |
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Nowl can't deal |
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which is why l won't |
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See, part of me likes to gamble, |
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Which part of you |
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. |
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Woldn't it be great |
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Yeah, you would love it, |
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Come on , let me in! |
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l was just kidding! |
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Okay, great! |
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Gerald is bigger. |
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No wonderyou need a walker. |
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Let me in! |
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Ernie, l think l found |
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So what's your |
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No, l think l figured ot |
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relationship thing work. |
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Relationship thing? |
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Dude, howmany times |
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bang prostitutes. |
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Fora fewhundred |
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you'll save |
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Yeah, and blow it |
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Nah. Dude, what l need to do |
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that wold allow |
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You gota better chance |
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l'm gonna get |
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Again. |
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Yeah, l'm fat. |
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Want some peanuts, |
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Here ya go |
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My...mom says you... |
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That jealosy line |
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l know. |
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Yeah, stutter-face, |
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We all wantto be |
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Hey, kid, come here. |
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Who are you? |
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Who am l? |
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You gonna tell him, |
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l'm a warlock. |
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A male witch. |
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And if you ever |
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next time yo 're |
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l'll be in yourroom, |
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ln the corner, |
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And that night, |
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you'll have the worst |
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You might |
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Come on , we don't |
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Oh, yo don't believe |
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No. |
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No? Well, watch this. |
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You see |
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Unh! |
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coughing |
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choking |
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coughs |
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Now get ot ofhere |
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What's up, Joey? |
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Hey, thanks, but now |
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Friends? |
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Joey, those kids |
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Let me tell yo something. |
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You'll be lucky |
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to have three |
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And that's |
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l only got one. |
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Moms don't count, Ern. |
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No, l'm serious, Joey. |
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l mean, you need |
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that share yor |
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Kids that you have |
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That's where you'll |
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Thanks, Dr. Fuckin' Phil. |
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bedsprings squeaking, moaning |
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Ah, come on, guys. |
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Jeez, l'm trying |
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Man |
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moaning |
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Even l can't |
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telephone rings |
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Hang on, |
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rings |
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Hello? |
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Thomas. |
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Hey, Johnny, what's up? |
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Hey, dude, l got |
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Yeah. |
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Fill in forme today. |
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Shit. Again? |
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Come on , Johnny. |
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l know, l know. |
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Why can'tyou do it? |
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l gota commercial. |
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You gota commercial? |
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Yeah, national. |
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National? |
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Guinness? |
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Oh, yo lucky bastard. |
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So then |
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My girljust left my, bro. |
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You're crying because |
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Are yo kidding me? |
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l'd trade a chick |
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any day of the week. |
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Come on , there's |
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l don't think |
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Oh, give me a break. |
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Jesus Christ, Ken! |
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Sorry, l need movie time. |
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Haven't yo ever |
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Oh, God! |
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Oh! |
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What was that? |
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Nothing. Ken's on |
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l should go gay. |
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Come on , bro. |
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All right, l'll do it, |
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funny voice |
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kids |
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How's everybody doin'? |
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kids |
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What's the difference |
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kids |
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Kids won't eat spinach. |
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kids laugh |
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Hey, you guys |
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kids |
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Well, l'm gonna |
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Who should |
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Howabot the birthday |
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Shelby, l'm gonna |
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Well, how can she |
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Who are you, Judge Judy? |
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What am l supposed to do? |
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Why don'tyou come over |
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Hey, get over here, |
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Shelby, give him |
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Get over here! |
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Get over here! |
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You knowwhat, |
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l'll take his! |
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Get over here! |
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kids shouting |
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Give me that face! |
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l only smoke when l drink |
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l only drink when l breathe |
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They're some great kids, man. |
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Thanks. |
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l always wanted |
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burps |
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ls it hard? |
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No, man, being |
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lt's being |
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l know, right? |
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Well-- |
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Nah, you know what? |
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lf you're really in love, |
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then afterthat, |
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Oh, my God, you're |
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Oh, Seamus! |
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Woman |
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Hold on. Hello? |
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Yeah, Edgar. |
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You're fucking leaving me |
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Look, l knowthatyou've |
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Motherfuckerjust |
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What an asshole. |
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Fuck. |
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Yeah, Edgar. |
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Look, l'm sorry, |
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l'd keep it available |
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Fine. Think Titanic. Bye. |
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God damn. |
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Fucker. |
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You know, my wife tells |
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Hey, thanks, man. |
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Great with the kids. |
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You know, l'm a producerfor |
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Really? Get ot ofhere. |
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l'm a big |
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Yeah, right. Anyway... |
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What would you think about, |
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taking overthe part |
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l would love to |
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Doesn't mean |
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No, man, l'll still pay. |
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Butyou gotta know, |
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is one weird place to be. |
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What cold be |
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Vito, you can |
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because l'm not |
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Butwe're already married. |
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Well, nowwe're |
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Nowwhatwe'd like you |
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who are going to be main |
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Jillian plays Valerie. |
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Paul plays Vito. |
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Edgar, who you are |
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and his showgirl |
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Okay. Great. |
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Look, it's all about reality. |
| 00:15:43 |
Acting is about reality. |
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Yeah, l know, l'm an actor. |
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l don't know |
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but acting is about reality. |
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Yeah, dude, l know, |
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l took acting lessons |
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You gotta be real. |
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The moments, |
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You'll be great. |
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lt's based in... |
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Reality. |
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lt's about reality, isn't it? |
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Okay, Valerie is |
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Danny is not the star |
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Danny's the best man. |
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Now, Valerie and Danny, |
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Danny does bestwhen he |
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Okay. |
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Danny deals drugs, |
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but best of all, |
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What do you mean? |
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Well, yo know, gets to |
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talk about his |
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ln fact, Danny tells 'em |
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on the pooltable |
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Wow . |
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Yeah, shoved a pool cue |
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Think...pig. |
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The sell is good. |
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Danny and Natalie |
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The most important |
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is that we are really in love. |
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We believe that |
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and most wonderful |
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l'm a little confused. |
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Edgartold me |
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gets to fool |
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What? |
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Yeah, in fact, he told me |
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he banged a girl on the pool |
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Are yo kidding me? |
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No. |
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That...motherfucker's |
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Look, l don 't know |
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but Danny is a faithful guy |
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l won't even tell you what |
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l don't get it, Ern. |
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There's, like, |
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in the whole |
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You would think |
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there'd be at least |
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You mean to tell me |
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Very funny. |
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What do you care, anyway? |
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You gota legitimate |
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instead of playing a clown |
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Yeah, l know. |
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ljust had the feeling |
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one decent chick |
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l gotta get in shape. |
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What do you think |
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drinking orsmoking? |
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Howabot eating? |
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So why do you |
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Forthe chicks. |
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Everybody knows |
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That's how they stay hot. |
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199. |
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Hey, chicks. |
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200. |
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See me training |
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Really? So soon. |
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l thought the Special olympics |
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Nowwe have the wedding |
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These two loving hearts |
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They love one another |
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l'll break-- |
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Nope. |
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And nowwe have-- |
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Damn. Ow! |
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God . |
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Hi. |
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Hi. |
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l hearyou wentto NYU. |
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Uh, yeah. |
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So did l. |
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Oh, yeah. Great. |
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Okay. well... |
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Nice meeting you. |
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Thomas |
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Oh, damn. |
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What an asshole. |
| 00:19:38 |
Everything looks fabulous. |
| 00:19:40 |
Butwhere are the balloons? |
| 00:19:42 |
Jimmy, where |
| 00:19:45 |
Look, Rocco, it's |
| 00:19:48 |
Jimmy, where |
| 00:19:49 |
Look, yesterday |
| 00:19:51 |
and...l'll go |
| 00:19:53 |
You check yourrectum. |
| 00:19:55 |
God , where are the balloons? |
| 00:19:58 |
Don't worry about it, Rocco. |
| 00:20:00 |
lt'll be fine. |
| 00:20:03 |
Look at Mrs. G. |
| 00:20:04 |
She said she lost 30 ponds |
| 00:20:07 |
lt's like throwing a deck chair |
| 00:20:09 |
laughter |
| 00:20:12 |
She's like Barney. |
| 00:20:14 |
l love you, |
| 00:20:17 |
laughter |
| 00:20:20 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:20:22 |
lt is so nice |
| 00:20:25 |
You look just like |
| 00:20:28 |
from The Poseidon |
| 00:20:30 |
Oh, my God, |
| 00:20:32 |
Um, uh... |
| 00:20:35 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:20:36 |
Ernest Borgnine. |
| 00:20:40 |
You don't say. |
| 00:20:41 |
That's a really |
| 00:20:44 |
Well, l never. |
| 00:20:48 |
Hey, Eddie Gaga. |
| 00:20:51 |
When'd you get out? |
| 00:20:52 |
How's the family? |
| 00:20:54 |
We celebrate the wedding |
| 00:20:57 |
OfVito and Valerie |
| 00:21:00 |
Yi yi yi yi yi yi yah |
| 00:21:04 |
¿Cómo estás? |
| 00:21:05 |
Brooklyn in the hose! Hey! |
| 00:21:07 |
Dear brothers and sisters, |
| 00:21:10 |
to celebrate the love |
| 00:21:12 |
speakingforeign language |
| 00:21:16 |
And let's make it quick |
| 00:21:19 |
Please kiss the bride. |
| 00:21:27 |
So, how' d you feel |
| 00:21:30 |
l was a little nervous, man. |
| 00:21:32 |
Okay, l guess. |
| 00:21:34 |
You had a better |
| 00:21:36 |
l think he pissed himself. |
| 00:21:38 |
Paul, l gotta ask you |
| 00:21:40 |
How come there's no |
| 00:21:42 |
l mean, who cast it? |
| 00:21:43 |
laughs |
| 00:21:45 |
Aw, there's a cople. |
| 00:21:46 |
Not Gillian. |
| 00:21:48 |
Danielle is a whacko |
| 00:21:51 |
What abot Jennifer? |
| 00:21:52 |
Jennifer. |
| 00:21:55 |
The girl that |
| 00:21:57 |
You mean the ditz? |
| 00:21:58 |
Oh, come on . |
| 00:22:00 |
l don't know , man. |
| 00:22:01 |
Jennifer is one of |
| 00:22:04 |
No, that's the chick |
| 00:22:06 |
She's way too |
| 00:22:08 |
The trashy ditz |
| 00:22:11 |
l'm out of here. |
| 00:22:12 |
Wait, it's you. |
| 00:22:14 |
You're Marilyn? |
| 00:22:15 |
Oh, my God, |
| 00:22:17 |
No, l'm Jennifer, |
| 00:22:19 |
Also the girl who tried |
| 00:22:21 |
You kind of blew heroff. |
| 00:22:23 |
Why? |
| 00:22:24 |
'Cause yo 're a jerk. |
| 00:22:25 |
Take care, Paul. |
| 00:22:26 |
Later, Jennifer. |
| 00:22:29 |
Hey, wait. |
| 00:22:30 |
sputters |
| 00:22:32 |
That was beautiful. |
| 00:22:33 |
sighs |
| 00:22:35 |
Hi. |
| 00:22:37 |
Fine. How are you? |
| 00:22:39 |
Wait, wait, wait, wait. |
| 00:22:41 |
Please, please. |
| 00:22:42 |
That was you. |
| 00:22:44 |
You know, the guitar, |
| 00:22:46 |
And then you were |
| 00:22:47 |
you have |
| 00:22:48 |
Yeah, l was acting. |
| 00:22:50 |
And you were great. |
| 00:22:52 |
Don't kiss up. |
| 00:22:53 |
Look, l'm sorry. |
| 00:22:55 |
Whatever. |
| 00:22:57 |
We are getting off |
| 00:22:59 |
Cold we start again, |
| 00:23:00 |
Can we start again, |
| 00:23:02 |
Cold we start again, |
| 00:23:05 |
Looks like yo 've made |
| 00:23:08 |
Hey, l'm leaving. |
| 00:23:10 |
l promise, |
| 00:23:12 |
Butwhere are yo |
| 00:23:14 |
My little angel? |
| 00:23:16 |
laughs |
| 00:23:18 |
l'm an idiot , |
| 00:23:20 |
He's the idiot. |
| 00:23:22 |
l'm a good guy. |
| 00:23:24 |
So where are you going? |
| 00:23:27 |
Afew of us from the cast |
| 00:23:30 |
Tattoo ? |
| 00:23:31 |
l knowthe boncerthere. |
| 00:23:33 |
No, don't try |
| 00:23:35 |
l am nice. |
| 00:23:37 |
Just gotta |
| 00:23:38 |
l grow on people. |
| 00:23:41 |
dance |
| 00:23:44 |
Thanks forgetting us |
| 00:23:46 |
No problem. |
| 00:23:49 |
So, am l forgiven orwhat? |
| 00:23:50 |
Ohhh...almost. |
| 00:23:53 |
Well, how can l complete |
| 00:23:55 |
Wow , this dance is, |
| 00:23:57 |
but, uh, |
| 00:23:59 |
What do you want? |
| 00:24:01 |
Whiskey, baby. |
| 00:24:04 |
laughs |
| 00:24:12 |
Can l get a whiskey, |
| 00:24:17 |
Trying to get |
| 00:24:19 |
Want a tip? |
| 00:24:21 |
Stop dancing. |
| 00:24:23 |
Very funny. |
| 00:24:28 |
Excuse me, sir. |
| 00:24:31 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:24:33 |
Sir? |
| 00:24:37 |
Excuse me-- |
| 00:24:39 |
Sir, if you don't mind, |
| 00:24:41 |
l mind. |
| 00:24:43 |
Nowback off ofme |
| 00:24:45 |
Oh, l see. |
| 00:24:46 |
Big mouth |
| 00:24:47 |
my tiny little penis. |
| 00:24:48 |
Excuse me, asshole-- |
| 00:24:50 |
l mean, sir-- |
| 00:24:52 |
And if you don't take |
| 00:24:54 |
l'm gonna kick yorass |
| 00:24:56 |
Oh, willyou? |
| 00:25:00 |
B-b-b-b-b-b... |
| 00:25:07 |
So, am l forgiven? |
| 00:25:09 |
laughs |
| 00:25:11 |
Thank you. |
| 00:25:14 |
So do yo have |
| 00:25:16 |
Oh, not really. |
| 00:25:18 |
Not really? |
| 00:25:20 |
We're kind of |
| 00:25:22 |
Oh. How come? |
| 00:25:24 |
Uh...he treats me |
| 00:25:28 |
he, yo know, neverlistens |
| 00:25:31 |
he doesn't care about |
| 00:25:33 |
l don't think he's heard a word |
| 00:25:36 |
And you? |
| 00:25:39 |
laughs |
| 00:25:41 |
l'm so kidding. |
| 00:25:43 |
No. ljust ended |
| 00:25:45 |
with my last girlfriend. |
| 00:25:46 |
l'm sorry. |
| 00:25:49 |
Man, l meetall the winners. |
| 00:25:52 |
That's horrible. |
| 00:25:53 |
Yeah, l know, |
| 00:25:56 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:25:58 |
French fries |
| 00:25:59 |
Thank you. |
| 00:26:04 |
So, yo were saying? |
| 00:26:06 |
Well...nevermind. |
| 00:26:10 |
No, come on, say it. |
| 00:26:12 |
ljust don't think |
| 00:26:14 |
in a monogamous |
| 00:26:16 |
l mean, l'll never |
| 00:26:17 |
l felt horrible |
| 00:26:19 |
l'll-- l'll never |
| 00:26:20 |
So what are yo saying? |
| 00:26:22 |
Are yo sure you won't |
| 00:26:25 |
l betl will think |
| 00:26:27 |
but yo should |
| 00:26:29 |
Well, in one second |
| 00:26:33 |
See, in a perfect world, |
| 00:26:36 |
l would like girlfriend to be |
| 00:26:40 |
There, l said it. |
| 00:26:43 |
l don't think |
| 00:26:46 |
You don't? |
| 00:26:47 |
No. |
| 00:26:50 |
Lots of girls have been |
| 00:26:52 |
orat least, yo know, |
| 00:26:54 |
That's totally something |
| 00:26:56 |
You would? |
| 00:26:58 |
Yeah. l mean... |
| 00:27:02 |
Wold yo let the woman |
| 00:27:04 |
No way! |
| 00:27:07 |
Oh, God, first of all, |
| 00:27:09 |
and the thought of touching |
| 00:27:12 |
would make me puke. |
| 00:27:13 |
And there's nothing |
| 00:27:14 |
than a little muff |
| 00:27:15 |
laughs |
| 00:27:17 |
You want another |
| 00:27:19 |
Uh, no, |
| 00:27:20 |
So have yo everbeen |
| 00:27:22 |
Oh. |
| 00:27:25 |
Cold l have |
| 00:27:26 |
Thank you. |
| 00:27:30 |
l have neverbeen. |
| 00:27:33 |
But...you know, |
| 00:27:38 |
And when l was |
| 00:27:39 |
l used to kiss |
| 00:27:41 |
l mean, we were preparing |
| 00:27:44 |
giggles |
| 00:27:46 |
With tongue? |
| 00:27:48 |
No, with elbow. |
| 00:27:51 |
Wow . |
| 00:27:53 |
So l take it |
| 00:27:54 |
something you'd be |
| 00:27:55 |
Well...l don't know. |
| 00:27:58 |
l mean... |
| 00:28:02 |
l guess l think |
| 00:28:04 |
then they shouldn't |
| 00:28:07 |
And, ifl knew |
| 00:28:12 |
and l was numberone |
| 00:28:16 |
then, yeah, l guess |
| 00:28:19 |
Oh, my God, you are |
| 00:28:21 |
l know. |
| 00:28:24 |
How's your eye? |
| 00:28:25 |
Eye? |
| 00:28:27 |
Oh, the eye. |
| 00:28:30 |
l feel like a moron |
| 00:28:31 |
You look a little |
| 00:28:32 |
Do you want some? |
| 00:28:36 |
giggling |
| 00:28:40 |
So yourparents |
| 00:28:42 |
My dad did. |
| 00:28:43 |
My mom... |
| 00:28:46 |
l don't even know |
| 00:28:48 |
What is she, |
| 00:28:50 |
No, a drug addict. |
| 00:28:52 |
Aw,jeez, l'm sorry. |
| 00:28:54 |
Yeah, you know. |
| 00:28:55 |
She was never really around |
| 00:28:57 |
My dad divorced her |
| 00:29:00 |
raised us on his own. |
| 00:29:01 |
But que sera sera. |
| 00:29:03 |
Whateverwill be |
| 00:29:04 |
Okay, yo promised. |
| 00:29:06 |
l'm sorry. |
| 00:29:08 |
Well, l had a great time. |
| 00:29:11 |
Yeah, me, too. |
| 00:29:12 |
l'm sorry about youreye. |
| 00:29:13 |
Aw, that's all right. |
| 00:29:16 |
Well... this is |
| 00:29:20 |
if l should |
| 00:29:21 |
Wold yo like to kiss me? |
| 00:29:24 |
Wold l like to |
| 00:29:26 |
The question is, |
| 00:29:29 |
l guess you're just |
| 00:29:32 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:29:35 |
Mm... |
| 00:29:46 |
You think maybe |
| 00:29:48 |
laughs |
| 00:29:52 |
When you think you're |
| 00:29:57 |
no audible dialogue |
| 00:29:59 |
When you think you've |
| 00:30:06 |
Probably right, |
| 00:30:13 |
'Cause nobody cares |
| 00:30:16 |
As much as you do |
| 00:30:26 |
When you wake me |
| 00:30:32 |
l can't always reply, |
| 00:30:39 |
Some dreams |
| 00:30:46 |
Not even l can care |
| 00:30:53 |
'Cause nobody cares |
| 00:30:56 |
As much as you do |
| 00:31:08 |
no audible dialogue |
| 00:31:29 |
When l have |
| 00:31:36 |
You call it out |
| 00:31:40 |
moaning |
| 00:31:46 |
l'm ready. |
| 00:31:48 |
l'll hurry. oh! |
| 00:31:49 |
No, no! |
| 00:31:51 |
No, notforthat. |
| 00:31:52 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:32:06 |
l meant...to be |
| 00:32:11 |
What? Really? |
| 00:32:14 |
Yeah. Well, l mean, |
| 00:32:18 |
l think we should |
| 00:32:21 |
l don't wantto do |
| 00:32:23 |
No, it's not that. |
| 00:32:27 |
And you don't mind me |
| 00:32:30 |
No, notatall. |
| 00:32:31 |
giggles |
| 00:32:34 |
Well, l have |
| 00:32:37 |
there are going |
| 00:32:39 |
Rules? |
| 00:32:40 |
Rule number one: |
| 00:32:41 |
we can't be with somebody |
| 00:32:44 |
No problem. |
| 00:32:45 |
Rule numbertwo: |
| 00:32:47 |
we can't be with |
| 00:32:48 |
because l don'twant |
| 00:32:51 |
Okay. |
| 00:32:52 |
Rule numberthree: |
| 00:32:54 |
l understand yo 're going |
| 00:32:56 |
but only one friend |
| 00:32:57 |
Why? |
| 00:32:59 |
Because l don't want, |
| 00:33:01 |
hitting the gossip pages |
| 00:33:03 |
Wait, wait, wait, wait. |
| 00:33:05 |
l might have to draw |
| 00:33:08 |
What good is this shit |
| 00:33:10 |
Okay, then. |
| 00:33:12 |
No, no, all right. |
| 00:33:14 |
But psychologists aren't |
| 00:33:16 |
What? No. |
| 00:33:18 |
Great. Easy enogh. |
| 00:33:20 |
And lastly, |
| 00:33:23 |
whoeverwe have sex with |
| 00:33:24 |
we can never |
| 00:33:27 |
You can never, |
| 00:33:29 |
see thatwoman again, |
| 00:33:32 |
business, whatever. |
| 00:33:34 |
Why? |
| 00:33:37 |
Because l don't want |
| 00:33:39 |
That would be weird. |
| 00:33:41 |
ditzy accent |
| 00:33:43 |
Okay, l guess |
| 00:33:45 |
l betyou can. |
| 00:33:48 |
All right, |
| 00:33:50 |
Oh, l got a plan. |
| 00:33:51 |
l have a friend |
| 00:33:53 |
laughing |
| 00:33:56 |
no audible dialogue |
| 00:34:13 |
Jen, come on! |
| 00:34:16 |
Jen, come on! |
| 00:34:18 |
Jen! Come on! |
| 00:34:20 |
Jen, l love you. |
| 00:34:21 |
Come on , that girl |
| 00:34:23 |
You're so much |
| 00:34:25 |
Please. God , l don 't think |
| 00:34:27 |
Can't we just |
| 00:34:29 |
Jen, l was just going to do it |
| 00:34:34 |
Come on , Jen, yo 're |
| 00:34:36 |
l love you. |
| 00:34:37 |
Come on , this is just |
| 00:34:40 |
Ugh. All right, yes. |
| 00:34:43 |
l'm sorry. |
| 00:34:45 |
lt's just |
| 00:34:47 |
lt's going to take |
| 00:34:48 |
Allthe guys in there, |
| 00:34:51 |
Can't we just use |
| 00:34:53 |
That way, it wold just be |
| 00:34:55 |
You got it. |
| 00:34:58 |
Thomas |
| 00:34:59 |
lt was wonderful! |
| 00:35:02 |
l'm in love! |
| 00:35:03 |
Well, Thomas, that's great. |
| 00:35:05 |
She's having a hard time |
| 00:35:08 |
l mean, |
| 00:35:09 |
We just gotta fiind |
| 00:35:12 |
Well, yo do realize |
| 00:35:16 |
Well, yeah. |
| 00:35:19 |
And you knowshe loves yo . |
| 00:35:21 |
Yeah. |
| 00:35:22 |
See, Thomas, |
| 00:35:25 |
we're having |
| 00:35:27 |
What? |
| 00:35:29 |
Thomas, you don 't really |
| 00:35:32 |
Derek, l know |
| 00:35:34 |
Thomas, you never |
| 00:35:36 |
so how can yo expect |
| 00:35:38 |
ln fact, you are so scared |
| 00:35:41 |
you push people away |
| 00:35:44 |
l mean, Kelly loved you, |
| 00:35:47 |
And now Jennifer loves you. |
| 00:35:49 |
ln fact, she's willing to have |
| 00:35:53 |
Thomas, you have got |
| 00:35:56 |
through the eyes of you |
| 00:35:58 |
Yeah. |
| 00:35:59 |
Stop hearing allthose |
| 00:36:01 |
yourfamily said to you |
| 00:36:03 |
and realize that |
| 00:36:04 |
you digested the horrible, |
| 00:36:07 |
and a part of you |
| 00:36:09 |
has made them |
| 00:36:12 |
Basically, Thomas, |
| 00:36:14 |
is not yorsiblings |
| 00:36:18 |
Thomas. |
| 00:36:20 |
Thomas! |
| 00:36:22 |
Oh! |
| 00:36:25 |
Time's up. |
| 00:36:28 |
Wonder Burger! |
| 00:36:31 |
different inflections |
| 00:36:32 |
Wonder Burger. |
| 00:36:34 |
Hey, Ern, you get |
| 00:36:37 |
Where do you getthem from ? |
| 00:36:38 |
All right! |
| 00:36:39 |
l see Project Three-way |
| 00:36:42 |
Dude, what caliber |
| 00:36:45 |
l don't know , someone hot. |
| 00:36:46 |
Notany sleazy coke whore |
| 00:36:49 |
l knowwhatyou want, man. |
| 00:36:50 |
You want the Park Avenue |
| 00:36:53 |
Dude. |
| 00:36:54 |
Whoa . Howmuch? |
| 00:36:57 |
700 a night. |
| 00:37:00 |
whispering |
| 00:37:02 |
changing inflections |
| 00:37:04 |
What, you want |
| 00:37:06 |
You don't wantto wind up |
| 00:37:08 |
when l'm out of cash, do yo ? |
| 00:37:10 |
No. No, that's all right. |
| 00:37:11 |
The last one had |
| 00:37:14 |
Think her name was Loie. |
| 00:37:15 |
Thomas Burns, yo 're next. |
| 00:37:18 |
Oh. |
| 00:37:20 |
All right, |
| 00:37:21 |
l was here first. |
| 00:37:23 |
Hi. |
| 00:37:24 |
door closes |
| 00:37:28 |
Hi, guys. |
| 00:37:29 |
Thomas, this is Miranda |
| 00:37:33 |
Benjamin. |
| 00:37:34 |
Sorry. |
| 00:37:36 |
Hey, Benjamin. |
| 00:37:38 |
Oh, sorry. |
| 00:37:39 |
l want you to just... |
| 00:37:42 |
slate yourname |
| 00:37:45 |
And just begin. |
| 00:37:46 |
Hey, look, there are two ways |
| 00:37:49 |
ls it okay ifl try them both? |
| 00:37:50 |
l'm sure that |
| 00:37:52 |
are going to be |
| 00:37:54 |
but really, we have |
| 00:37:56 |
so just do yourfavorite. |
| 00:37:58 |
Thomas,just go |
| 00:38:00 |
l loved your |
| 00:38:01 |
Yeah, upstaged by a monkey? |
| 00:38:03 |
Okay, can we |
| 00:38:05 |
Thank you. |
| 00:38:06 |
clears throat |
| 00:38:09 |
expels breath |
| 00:38:11 |
Hi, my name is Thomas Burns. |
| 00:38:14 |
Honey, where were you? |
| 00:38:16 |
You know, |
| 00:38:17 |
and l was thinking |
| 00:38:19 |
so l decided |
| 00:38:21 |
Flowers? |
| 00:38:23 |
Diamonds? |
| 00:38:25 |
A new car? |
| 00:38:27 |
Honey, what could it be? |
| 00:38:29 |
Wonder Burgers! |
| 00:38:30 |
Oh, my God, |
| 00:38:32 |
l love you. |
| 00:38:33 |
l love you, too. |
| 00:38:34 |
Nowlet's eat! |
| 00:38:35 |
And, cut. |
| 00:38:37 |
Howwas l? |
| 00:38:39 |
Thanks, Ben-hey-mean. |
| 00:38:41 |
Ben-ha-mean. |
| 00:38:45 |
Sorry. Take care. |
| 00:38:49 |
How'd it go? |
| 00:38:51 |
Well, yo neverknow. |
| 00:38:53 |
Oh, Ern, Ern, |
| 00:38:55 |
The guy in there, |
| 00:38:57 |
Which--which is? |
| 00:38:59 |
Benjamin. |
| 00:39:01 |
All right, take care. |
| 00:39:03 |
Benjamin. |
| 00:39:05 |
Wonder Burger. |
| 00:39:08 |
changes inflection |
| 00:39:14 |
So where'd you get |
| 00:39:16 |
Eh, it's the place |
| 00:39:18 |
Ernie? |
| 00:39:20 |
l don't wantto have sex |
| 00:39:23 |
Why? He's a normal, |
| 00:39:25 |
Oh, yeah, right. |
| 00:39:27 |
Look. Here, l got these numbers |
| 00:39:30 |
Pick one. |
| 00:39:31 |
Oh, thank yo , |
| 00:39:34 |
dialing phone |
| 00:39:37 |
Yeah, hi. |
| 00:39:39 |
Can l get one ofyor |
| 00:39:40 |
laughs |
| 00:39:44 |
Yeah. Hold on . |
| 00:39:47 |
Do you want blond, |
| 00:39:48 |
black, white, |
| 00:39:51 |
l don't care. |
| 00:39:53 |
Well--Well, |
| 00:39:55 |
but Latina |
| 00:39:57 |
God , it's like you're |
| 00:39:59 |
All right, |
| 00:40:00 |
Whoeveryou can |
| 00:40:03 |
All right. |
| 00:40:05 |
Perfect! |
| 00:40:06 |
Make sure they bring |
| 00:40:09 |
H-- Hold on . |
| 00:40:10 |
A dental damn. |
| 00:40:12 |
l don't want |
| 00:40:13 |
Cold yo bring |
| 00:40:16 |
You don't have |
| 00:40:18 |
What would that be for? |
| 00:40:20 |
No-- |
| 00:40:22 |
What? |
| 00:40:25 |
Saran wrap? |
| 00:40:26 |
Are yo kidding? |
| 00:40:29 |
clears throat |
| 00:40:32 |
Look, l knowyou're |
| 00:40:35 |
l'll throwin an extra 50 bucks |
| 00:40:38 |
Great! okay, |
| 00:40:40 |
yelps |
| 00:40:42 |
l'm so sorry. |
| 00:40:43 |
What? |
| 00:40:45 |
Yeah? |
| 00:40:47 |
So l don'twant |
| 00:40:49 |
forthe rest |
| 00:40:51 |
Fuck me flyer? |
| 00:40:53 |
All right, l'm just |
| 00:40:56 |
Yes, the Edwards Hotel, |
| 00:40:58 |
Thank you. |
| 00:41:01 |
l can't believe |
| 00:41:02 |
picking us up |
| 00:41:04 |
giggling |
| 00:41:06 |
Honey, that weed |
| 00:41:08 |
Shold l call back |
| 00:41:09 |
some chicken cutlets |
| 00:41:12 |
You're wasted. |
| 00:41:15 |
All right. |
| 00:41:18 |
Okay. |
| 00:41:21 |
l need $100 fora tip. |
| 00:41:24 |
machine whirring |
| 00:41:30 |
Keep the change, |
| 00:41:31 |
l'm getting laid! |
| 00:41:33 |
And you're only |
| 00:41:37 |
Hi, l'm Sally. |
| 00:41:39 |
Anyone orderSaran Wrap? |
| 00:41:40 |
Uh, h-hi. |
| 00:41:42 |
l'm Jennifer |
| 00:41:43 |
Hi, Sally. |
| 00:41:45 |
l'm sorry about the Saran wrap. |
| 00:41:47 |
We're a little nervous. |
| 00:41:49 |
Yourwife |
| 00:41:51 |
Relax. |
| 00:41:53 |
This shold be fun. |
| 00:41:54 |
Wold yo like a drink? |
| 00:41:55 |
How's vodka |
| 00:41:57 |
Sonds great. |
| 00:41:58 |
So do l pay you |
| 00:42:01 |
500? lt's 800. |
| 00:42:03 |
They told me 500. |
| 00:42:06 |
No. 500 is forone person. |
| 00:42:08 |
lf there's two people, |
| 00:42:11 |
clicks tongue |
| 00:42:12 |
All right, hold on . |
| 00:42:17 |
You still want this? |
| 00:42:25 |
All right. |
| 00:42:26 |
All right, she said $800. |
| 00:42:29 |
l have $600. |
| 00:42:31 |
Which means l need $200. |
| 00:42:33 |
Oh, and then |
| 00:42:35 |
Man, l'm so freakin' wasted. |
| 00:42:38 |
Well, fora few more dollars |
| 00:42:41 |
machine whirring |
| 00:42:43 |
So, are you still |
| 00:42:47 |
No. Haven't heard |
| 00:42:50 |
Do you think |
| 00:42:52 |
Nah. That's howwe met. |
| 00:42:55 |
Never bothered him before. |
| 00:42:56 |
Uff. |
| 00:42:59 |
Men. |
| 00:43:07 |
Okay, let's party! |
| 00:43:09 |
Ho ho ho! |
| 00:43:12 |
Wow ! |
| 00:43:13 |
Well, nowwe get |
| 00:43:14 |
We get undressed! |
| 00:43:16 |
lt's okay. |
| 00:43:19 |
What are you |
| 00:43:20 |
Come on , baby, |
| 00:43:22 |
Mm. Ah. |
| 00:43:25 |
Oh, no tongue. |
| 00:43:26 |
No tongue? Really? |
| 00:43:28 |
Yeah. Safety reasons. |
| 00:43:29 |
And going down |
| 00:43:31 |
Well, yes, but the $800 |
| 00:43:34 |
What does it include? |
| 00:43:35 |
Well, kissing, touching, |
| 00:43:39 |
And no cunnilinguses? |
| 00:43:40 |
Well, that would be extra. |
| 00:43:41 |
What the fuck yo think |
| 00:43:43 |
l don't know , |
| 00:43:45 |
Thomas |
| 00:43:46 |
lt's okay. |
| 00:43:48 |
Howmuch foreverything? |
| 00:43:50 |
Athousand dollars |
| 00:43:51 |
Athousand dollars? |
| 00:43:54 |
All right, Jen, |
| 00:43:55 |
This whole experience can't |
| 00:43:57 |
That would suck. |
| 00:43:59 |
l feel like l'm having sex |
| 00:44:00 |
All right, |
| 00:44:02 |
Stay here, |
| 00:44:09 |
This chick ain'ta prostitute, |
| 00:44:12 |
What's going on? |
| 00:44:14 |
lt's out of money? |
| 00:44:15 |
You gotta be kidding me! |
| 00:44:17 |
This has gotta be |
| 00:44:19 |
So was youroutfit. |
| 00:44:22 |
Oh, come on ! |
| 00:44:25 |
All right, l gotta go |
| 00:44:27 |
All right. Taxi! |
| 00:44:29 |
Taxi! |
| 00:44:31 |
Are yo kidding me? |
| 00:44:32 |
You dick! |
| 00:44:36 |
Taxi! |
| 00:44:39 |
Taxi! |
| 00:44:47 |
l hope he gets here soon. |
| 00:44:49 |
l have a bachelor |
| 00:44:51 |
Mm, l wonderwhat's |
| 00:44:57 |
harps |
| 00:45:04 |
What the world needs |
| 00:45:08 |
lt's like |
| 00:45:09 |
The Hendricks? |
| 00:45:11 |
He said, Let love rule. |
| 00:45:14 |
That was Lenny Kravitz. |
| 00:45:15 |
Right. l'm just saying |
| 00:45:18 |
We need love instead. |
| 00:45:20 |
Nah, l don't even |
| 00:45:22 |
He was in The Beatles. |
| 00:45:25 |
Eh... |
| 00:45:26 |
tires screeching |
| 00:45:29 |
pounding |
| 00:45:31 |
Bush, Bush is the one |
| 00:45:34 |
You knowwhatl'm saying? |
| 00:45:36 |
He's-- He's the dumbest thing |
| 00:45:38 |
lt's the fiirst |
| 00:45:39 |
that l think |
| 00:45:41 |
l'm not saying |
| 00:45:43 |
but l cold take this guy |
| 00:45:47 |
pounding |
| 00:45:49 |
You can't take me two blocks |
| 00:45:51 |
Bush is so money hungry |
| 00:45:54 |
he's the one that's causing |
| 00:45:57 |
He really is. |
| 00:45:59 |
All right, we're here. |
| 00:46:00 |
All right, dude, |
| 00:46:01 |
l'll be right back. |
| 00:46:03 |
All right, |
| 00:46:05 |
Yeah, not as much |
| 00:46:13 |
Cabbie? |
| 00:46:15 |
l can't. l'm waiting |
| 00:46:17 |
Aw, come on , dude, |
| 00:46:18 |
Howmuch is the meter? |
| 00:46:21 |
l'll give yo |
| 00:46:22 |
Come on , above the fare. |
| 00:46:24 |
Nah, it's wrong. |
| 00:46:26 |
l can't. |
| 00:46:27 |
Come on , man, l'm never |
| 00:46:30 |
Do me a favor, |
| 00:46:31 |
l'll give yo $20 |
| 00:46:33 |
How does that sond? |
| 00:46:34 |
Go |
| 00:46:37 |
Hey! |
| 00:46:39 |
What are you, |
| 00:46:41 |
Clark |
| 00:46:44 |
Wake up, cabbie! |
| 00:46:45 |
What's the weirdestthing |
| 00:46:50 |
Mm, one time a guy asked me |
| 00:46:55 |
Yeah. |
| 00:46:57 |
Oh... |
| 00:46:59 |
Uh-oh. |
| 00:47:00 |
Jennifer |
| 00:47:03 |
That spicy food would have me |
| 00:47:05 |
You kidding? |
| 00:47:07 |
Ugh, you're lucky. |
| 00:47:09 |
No, l'm a man, baby. |
| 00:47:10 |
My stomach |
| 00:47:12 |
laughing |
| 00:47:14 |
Oh, yo 're going |
| 00:47:17 |
gurgling |
| 00:47:19 |
Oh, God. oh... |
| 00:47:23 |
Help! Help! |
| 00:47:25 |
Help! Stop! |
| 00:47:27 |
Let go |
| 00:47:29 |
This is awful. |
| 00:47:30 |
farting |
| 00:47:40 |
gurgling |
| 00:47:49 |
farting |
| 00:47:54 |
plopping |
| 00:47:59 |
farting |
| 00:48:01 |
plopping |
| 00:48:10 |
farting, plopping |
| 00:48:18 |
grunting |
| 00:48:21 |
grunting |
| 00:48:25 |
screaming |
| 00:48:31 |
grunting |
| 00:48:33 |
Oh! Oh! |
| 00:48:35 |
whispering |
| 00:48:40 |
sotto voce |
| 00:48:44 |
Holy shit. |
| 00:48:56 |
Oh, no |
| 00:48:59 |
Hello? |
| 00:49:00 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:49:02 |
high voice |
| 00:49:08 |
Ugh! Sorry! |
| 00:49:11 |
Wait a second, yo 're not |
| 00:49:14 |
nervous laugh |
| 00:49:17 |
Come on , already. |
| 00:49:21 |
Aw, shit. |
| 00:49:23 |
Get ot ofthere already. |
| 00:49:24 |
l'll be right out. |
| 00:49:25 |
farting |
| 00:49:30 |
bang |
| 00:49:33 |
Come on ! |
| 00:49:34 |
normal voice |
| 00:49:40 |
Come on ! |
| 00:49:45 |
bang |
| 00:49:47 |
bang |
| 00:49:51 |
bang |
| 00:49:54 |
bang |
| 00:49:58 |
Ugh. |
| 00:49:59 |
toilet flushes |
| 00:50:08 |
l mean, do you everthink |
| 00:50:12 |
keeps getting higher? |
| 00:50:14 |
Justthink, if the president |
| 00:50:18 |
we'd just wipe |
| 00:50:20 |
Hmm. |
| 00:50:28 |
sighs |
| 00:50:31 |
men laughing |
| 00:50:33 |
ding |
| 00:50:36 |
Hello. |
| 00:50:40 |
Hello. |
| 00:50:43 |
Hey, dude, let me |
| 00:50:45 |
lfl say hello, |
| 00:50:46 |
why can't yo respond |
| 00:50:48 |
ls that thatfuckin' hard? |
| 00:50:50 |
ls that gonna ruin |
| 00:50:54 |
Hello. |
| 00:50:55 |
There. |
| 00:50:57 |
Did that hurt |
| 00:51:00 |
You must be having |
| 00:51:01 |
Yes, l am! |
| 00:51:03 |
You're very observant, |
| 00:51:05 |
Who's this, |
| 00:51:06 |
You, Watson, |
| 00:51:08 |
Do you? ordo you |
| 00:51:12 |
Because ifyou do, |
| 00:51:13 |
could you hear |
| 00:51:15 |
ding |
| 00:51:18 |
He says you can go |
| 00:51:21 |
Nowhowthe fuck did he know |
| 00:51:31 |
sighs |
| 00:51:33 |
What's going on? |
| 00:51:35 |
Honey, she's gotta leave. |
| 00:51:36 |
l'm sorry. |
| 00:51:37 |
What the fuck |
| 00:51:39 |
lt's really okay. |
| 00:51:40 |
l'm getting |
| 00:51:42 |
What? |
| 00:51:43 |
Just relax. |
| 00:51:44 |
l was just all over |
| 00:51:46 |
Look, l gotta go. |
| 00:51:49 |
Do you have my $500? |
| 00:51:50 |
$500, |
| 00:51:52 |
Hey, it's not my fault |
| 00:51:55 |
Just pay her. |
| 00:51:56 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:52:00 |
Night. Be safe. |
| 00:52:03 |
So that's it, huh? |
| 00:52:05 |
You knowwhat, honey? |
| 00:52:06 |
We will do this |
| 00:52:08 |
Jesus Christ, |
| 00:52:09 |
lt's kind of funny |
| 00:52:11 |
ljust wiped my ass |
| 00:52:14 |
Goddamn ATMs |
| 00:52:16 |
Come on , cheer up. |
| 00:52:18 |
We'll getthis right |
| 00:52:20 |
Now come on , |
| 00:52:22 |
Wait. Howmuch is this |
| 00:52:24 |
Come on . |
| 00:52:37 |
whistles |
| 00:52:38 |
Hmm. |
| 00:52:42 |
l don't know , Thomas. |
| 00:52:43 |
l've been thinking |
| 00:52:46 |
start a family. |
| 00:52:47 |
Afamily? |
| 00:52:48 |
Jeez, Ern, |
| 00:52:51 |
yelling in foreign language |
| 00:52:55 |
Hmm. |
| 00:52:57 |
Well, l don 't know. |
| 00:52:59 |
My mom keeps |
| 00:53:01 |
Ernie, do yo ever |
| 00:53:03 |
that yourmommy |
| 00:53:05 |
yelling in foreign language |
| 00:53:11 |
Sure l do. |
| 00:53:13 |
l don't know . |
| 00:53:15 |
She wanted me to be a doctor |
| 00:53:17 |
That's because you got |
| 00:53:19 |
450. Prick. |
| 00:53:23 |
l gota big date |
| 00:53:24 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:53:26 |
Actually, |
| 00:53:27 |
lt's one ofthose |
| 00:53:33 |
What the fuck? |
| 00:53:35 |
gibberish |
| 00:53:37 |
Let's just go by the hole; |
| 00:53:40 |
Leave it to this cheap |
| 00:53:42 |
to team us up |
| 00:53:44 |
Hey, Ernie, Jenniferand l |
| 00:53:46 |
Darla weddings |
| 00:53:47 |
You wanna come? |
| 00:53:48 |
l gotthis |
| 00:53:51 |
Ow! oh! |
| 00:53:53 |
Jesus Christ! |
| 00:53:57 |
opening soda can |
| 00:53:58 |
yelling in foreign language |
| 00:54:00 |
...chubby! |
| 00:54:01 |
Hey, yell at me, |
| 00:54:02 |
Hey, hey! |
| 00:54:03 |
Calm down. |
| 00:54:08 |
Nobody's gonna tell me |
| 00:54:11 |
Howto make a newfriend |
| 00:54:19 |
l'm on my own again |
| 00:54:34 |
Thank you and have |
| 00:54:38 |
lsn't she great? |
| 00:54:39 |
Eh, she was all right. |
| 00:54:40 |
laughs |
| 00:54:42 |
She's great. |
| 00:54:43 |
l need a drink. |
| 00:54:44 |
All right. |
| 00:54:52 |
Hey, man, |
| 00:54:54 |
Uh, Guinness. |
| 00:54:55 |
Uh, uh, l... |
| 00:54:58 |
Tom . Tom Burns. |
| 00:55:00 |
Yeah. |
| 00:55:01 |
Yeah, it's me, |
| 00:55:03 |
Oh, Dorman Howell. |
| 00:55:05 |
l'm good, man. |
| 00:55:06 |
How's it going? |
| 00:55:08 |
This is my girlfriend |
| 00:55:09 |
Hey, there. |
| 00:55:10 |
Hey, there, yourself. |
| 00:55:11 |
Did you guys |
| 00:55:13 |
Yes. |
| 00:55:14 |
She's really good. |
| 00:55:17 |
Hey, do you guys wanna-- |
| 00:55:19 |
l'm-- l'm friends with her. |
| 00:55:20 |
Get otta here. |
| 00:55:22 |
You're friends |
| 00:55:23 |
You have a friend? |
| 00:55:24 |
l got...one. |
| 00:55:26 |
He was hated in college. |
| 00:55:28 |
Exceptforyo . |
| 00:55:30 |
laughing |
| 00:55:31 |
You guys wanna |
| 00:55:32 |
Yeah. Sure. |
| 00:55:34 |
Come on . |
| 00:55:35 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:55:37 |
All right, let's go. |
| 00:55:38 |
You owe me forthis. |
| 00:55:40 |
laughs |
| 00:55:41 |
crowdwhistles, cheers |
| 00:55:43 |
Hey. |
| 00:55:48 |
Hey, baby. |
| 00:55:50 |
Darla, come here |
| 00:55:52 |
Darla, this is |
| 00:55:53 |
They're friends ofmine. |
| 00:55:54 |
Hi, Darla. |
| 00:55:56 |
Big fan, big fan. |
| 00:55:57 |
Oh, it's wonderful |
| 00:56:00 |
Yeah, you, too. |
| 00:56:02 |
Darla, Tom's an old |
| 00:56:04 |
You might recognize him |
| 00:56:07 |
Yeah, l'm the guy |
| 00:56:08 |
Oh, of corse. |
| 00:56:13 |
Not really. |
| 00:56:14 |
No, l don't |
| 00:56:15 |
Drinks? |
| 00:56:16 |
You'd ladies |
| 00:56:17 |
Oh, yes. |
| 00:56:18 |
You calling me a lady? |
| 00:56:20 |
l think l am. |
| 00:56:21 |
Yeah, l'll have a beer. |
| 00:56:22 |
Oh, yo are |
| 00:56:24 |
Good, good, 'cause |
| 00:56:25 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:56:26 |
Hello? |
| 00:56:27 |
Uh, yeah, |
| 00:56:29 |
Oh. well, really? |
| 00:56:34 |
l gotta tell you, |
| 00:56:38 |
giggles |
| 00:56:41 |
So, howlong have you |
| 00:56:43 |
Oh, like six months. |
| 00:56:45 |
Wow , six months? |
| 00:56:47 |
chuckles |
| 00:56:48 |
Good foryou. |
| 00:56:51 |
Well, yo know, |
| 00:56:53 |
Sort of. |
| 00:56:55 |
What, so yo 're |
| 00:56:57 |
No, but, uh, we-- |
| 00:57:03 |
...are with otherwomen. |
| 00:57:05 |
At least, |
| 00:57:06 |
Well, that sounds like |
| 00:57:08 |
a really good |
| 00:57:10 |
l hope you getto be |
| 00:57:12 |
Well, not exactly. |
| 00:57:15 |
Well, it sounds like |
| 00:57:20 |
ln fact, l know |
| 00:57:40 |
You wanna hear |
| 00:57:41 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:57:43 |
imitating Yoda |
| 00:57:45 |
chuckles |
| 00:57:46 |
Wanna hearmy impression |
| 00:57:49 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:57:50 |
same voice |
| 00:57:52 |
laughs |
| 00:57:53 |
You get it? |
| 00:57:54 |
You get it? |
| 00:57:56 |
Oh, l'm such an idiot. |
| 00:57:59 |
Hey, Darla. |
| 00:58:00 |
Hey. |
| 00:58:01 |
Hey, when's your |
| 00:58:03 |
l don't know , |
| 00:58:05 |
Oh, so exciting. |
| 00:58:06 |
Yeah. |
| 00:58:07 |
Yeah, l loved that |
| 00:58:09 |
Oh, thank yo . |
| 00:58:10 |
l think l could sing |
| 00:58:12 |
No. |
| 00:58:13 |
God . |
| 00:58:15 |
l always thoght l was |
| 00:58:17 |
Come on . |
| 00:58:20 |
You want to come back |
| 00:58:23 |
chuckles Yeah. |
| 00:58:25 |
Yeah, come on. |
| 00:58:29 |
laughing |
| 00:58:31 |
Hey. okay, so, there's |
| 00:58:34 |
there's joints |
| 00:58:36 |
and l'm gonna |
| 00:58:41 |
Man, this is great. |
| 00:58:42 |
Such a nice place. |
| 00:58:45 |
God . |
| 00:58:47 |
So, how cool is this? |
| 00:58:50 |
A Darla weedings lighter. |
| 00:58:51 |
l wonderhow much |
| 00:58:53 |
Thomas Burns, |
| 00:58:55 |
Putthat back. |
| 00:58:57 |
l guess we should |
| 00:58:59 |
lf a gay guy gets |
| 00:59:02 |
is that foreplay? |
| 00:59:03 |
lt's good forhim. |
| 00:59:04 |
both laughing |
| 00:59:22 |
So, Thomas, Jennifer |
| 00:59:30 |
And it sounds |
| 00:59:32 |
Arrangement? |
| 00:59:33 |
Yeah, l mean, |
| 00:59:36 |
l've been wanting to fuck |
| 00:59:38 |
lf thatmeans |
| 00:59:40 |
well, l'll take it. |
| 00:59:43 |
Really? |
| 00:59:45 |
You're serios? |
| 00:59:46 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:59:51 |
Do you want to |
| 00:59:53 |
Fuck yeah. |
| 01:00:10 |
Oh, man. |
| 01:00:30 |
Whoa . |
| 01:00:49 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:01:20 |
Gracias, mi amigas |
| 01:01:29 |
Gracias, mi amigas |
| 01:01:46 |
Gracias, mi amigas |
| 01:01:55 |
Seven times. |
| 01:01:57 |
lt's gotta be |
| 01:02:01 |
Seven times. |
| 01:02:04 |
Man, thatwas great. |
| 01:02:04 |
Man, thatwas great. |
| 01:02:07 |
God , Darla's so cute. |
| 01:02:11 |
Did ljust say that out loud? |
| 01:02:13 |
What an idiot! |
| 01:02:15 |
Oh, TMl! |
| 01:02:17 |
Did ljust say TMl? |
| 01:02:19 |
Oh, how gay am l? |
| 01:02:21 |
Pull over. |
| 01:02:23 |
What? |
| 01:02:24 |
What's the matter? |
| 01:02:27 |
Jen, what's wrong? |
| 01:02:30 |
Nothing. |
| 01:02:33 |
What do you mean, nothing? |
| 01:02:34 |
Tell me what it is. |
| 01:02:37 |
You were |
| 01:02:38 |
l mightas well not |
| 01:02:40 |
Oh, come on , it was-- |
| 01:02:43 |
No, nowyo 're going on |
| 01:02:46 |
and howperfect |
| 01:02:47 |
Jen,just perfect forus. |
| 01:02:49 |
l mean, you know, |
| 01:02:53 |
l mean, you know, |
| 01:02:54 |
l mean, how lucky |
| 01:02:56 |
to have the first girl |
| 01:02:57 |
Do you want |
| 01:02:58 |
Really? |
| 01:02:59 |
No, l'm just saying. |
| 01:03:01 |
Okay, l'm sorry. |
| 01:03:03 |
l'm really sorry. |
| 01:03:05 |
l got excited. |
| 01:03:07 |
l'm an idiot . |
| 01:03:12 |
Please, don't |
| 01:03:13 |
l love you. |
| 01:03:15 |
l'm an idiot . |
| 01:03:18 |
How do you say |
| 01:03:21 |
Please, help me out. |
| 01:03:22 |
Shut up, already. |
| 01:03:23 |
All right, |
| 01:03:24 |
So, are you and Jennifer |
| 01:03:27 |
We kind of have this rule |
| 01:03:30 |
be with a girl once, |
| 01:03:33 |
A regularpro. |
| 01:03:35 |
l see. |
| 01:03:38 |
Howabot yo , Derek? |
| 01:03:40 |
...girlfriend? |
| 01:03:41 |
Well, this isn't |
| 01:03:45 |
but, no, l haven't |
| 01:03:50 |
...someone as of late. |
| 01:04:00 |
Well, it's getting to be |
| 01:04:03 |
Hey, um, Darla called. |
| 01:04:06 |
She wants to |
| 01:04:10 |
Yes! |
| 01:04:11 |
What? |
| 01:04:12 |
Nothing, l'm just having-- |
| 01:04:13 |
You know, some people |
| 01:04:15 |
Really? |
| 01:04:16 |
l mean, l know it's |
| 01:04:19 |
but, um, l don 't mind |
| 01:04:23 |
l don't have |
| 01:04:26 |
unless, of course, you do. |
| 01:04:28 |
Oh. |
| 01:04:29 |
Butl told Ernie l'd |
| 01:04:31 |
ls it all right ifhe |
| 01:04:33 |
Don't worry, |
| 01:04:34 |
Fine. |
| 01:04:40 |
Yeah, it's been |
| 01:04:44 |
some serious relationships |
| 01:04:46 |
Oh. |
| 01:04:48 |
Who has better |
| 01:04:53 |
Well, l really |
| 01:04:56 |
'cause l'm too busy |
| 01:04:59 |
laughs |
| 01:05:02 |
Come on , |
| 01:05:04 |
The men? |
| 01:05:06 |
Oh, please. |
| 01:05:09 |
God , l don 't think |
| 01:05:11 |
about anything else |
| 01:05:13 |
Damn, that place |
| 01:05:15 |
l couldn't |
| 01:05:16 |
You know, my father |
| 01:05:18 |
which is weird, |
| 01:05:19 |
he always wanted me |
| 01:05:20 |
l don't like lod music. |
| 01:05:22 |
That's a constant |
| 01:05:23 |
that could lead to deafness, |
| 01:05:25 |
So how does one |
| 01:05:26 |
Lod music, |
| 01:05:28 |
Aren'tyou listening |
| 01:05:29 |
Don't worry, |
| 01:05:30 |
l'm a very |
| 01:05:31 |
My father |
| 01:05:33 |
Hey, what's up? |
| 01:05:34 |
Oh. |
| 01:05:35 |
Hey, baby. |
| 01:05:36 |
What's going on? |
| 01:05:38 |
Am l late? |
| 01:05:40 |
No, no, no. |
| 01:05:42 |
chuckles |
| 01:05:44 |
How early, |
| 01:05:45 |
Like 8:30. She got |
| 01:05:48 |
Ah. Hey, Darla, this |
| 01:05:51 |
Hi. Hey. |
| 01:05:53 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 01:05:54 |
laughs |
| 01:05:56 |
l'm starved. |
| 01:05:58 |
Oh, well, as to |
| 01:06:00 |
but theirstomachs |
| 01:06:02 |
What? |
| 01:06:03 |
Nothing, tiger. |
| 01:06:04 |
No, l gotta go |
| 01:06:05 |
l really gotta go |
| 01:06:07 |
l'll come. |
| 01:06:08 |
See ya. |
| 01:06:10 |
All right, have fun. |
| 01:06:11 |
l can't wait to |
| 01:06:15 |
She's hot. |
| 01:06:17 |
She is. |
| 01:06:18 |
What's that look? |
| 01:06:21 |
Nothing. |
| 01:06:22 |
What? |
| 01:06:23 |
That guy Ernie's |
| 01:06:25 |
He keeps staring at me |
| 01:06:31 |
Get the fuck |
| 01:06:33 |
That's right. |
| 01:06:34 |
You gotta be kidding. |
| 01:06:35 |
Nope. |
| 01:06:36 |
Jesus Christ. |
| 01:06:39 |
Don't ask. |
| 01:06:41 |
That's every |
| 01:06:43 |
to bang two chicks |
| 01:06:45 |
and with a celebrity, |
| 01:06:49 |
You lucky bastard. |
| 01:06:51 |
No, Ern, skill. Skill. |
| 01:06:53 |
Dude, you gotta |
| 01:06:56 |
Get ot ofhere. |
| 01:06:57 |
And Jenniferdoesn't |
| 01:06:59 |
giving it to some other |
| 01:07:01 |
No, 'cause she's |
| 01:07:02 |
Wow . |
| 01:07:04 |
l don't know |
| 01:07:06 |
Well, there's a first. |
| 01:07:07 |
Fucker. |
| 01:07:09 |
Motherfucker. |
| 01:07:10 |
So, howyou doin'? |
| 01:07:13 |
lt's actually |
| 01:07:15 |
What, two forone sale? |
| 01:07:17 |
l met a nice normal |
| 01:07:19 |
Really? Where? |
| 01:07:20 |
At that Jewish |
| 01:07:22 |
Great. what happened? |
| 01:07:25 |
Well, they made everybody go up |
| 01:07:29 |
So it's my turn |
| 01:07:31 |
l get up in front |
| 01:07:33 |
l look over |
| 01:07:35 |
Yeah, uh, hi, everybody. |
| 01:07:37 |
My name's Ernest weinberg, |
| 01:07:40 |
Where the fuck |
| 01:07:42 |
This place sucks! |
| 01:07:44 |
l paid 99 bucks to meet |
| 01:07:47 |
Holy shit. |
| 01:07:48 |
l've seen younger |
| 01:07:51 |
Oh, and guys, do yo |
| 01:07:54 |
You want to get laid? |
| 01:07:57 |
This sucks. |
| 01:07:58 |
l don't understand |
| 01:08:00 |
So where'd you |
| 01:08:01 |
On the way out. |
| 01:08:03 |
Sorry! |
| 01:08:08 |
Hey. |
| 01:08:12 |
You're pretty. |
| 01:08:14 |
There's only |
| 01:08:16 |
She's gota job. |
| 01:08:18 |
No. worse. |
| 01:08:20 |
She's gota penis? |
| 01:08:22 |
She's Catholic. |
| 01:08:24 |
Yeah? |
| 01:08:25 |
Yeah, l'm Jewish. |
| 01:08:27 |
Yeah? |
| 01:08:28 |
Yeah, so, l can't |
| 01:08:29 |
with a Catholic girl, |
| 01:08:30 |
it goes against |
| 01:08:32 |
What, and banging |
| 01:08:34 |
l can't bring |
| 01:08:36 |
My mom will kill me. |
| 01:08:38 |
Oh, my God, there yo go |
| 01:08:40 |
What, does she |
| 01:08:41 |
Yes. |
| 01:08:43 |
Dude, being |
| 01:08:46 |
it's like being |
| 01:08:48 |
The only difference |
| 01:08:51 |
could recognize |
| 01:08:52 |
like Carlos Delgado |
| 01:08:54 |
the Jews can't |
| 01:08:56 |
like Jesus playing |
| 01:08:57 |
Uh-huh. |
| 01:08:59 |
l mean, they must be jealous. |
| 01:09:00 |
l mean, he's yong, |
| 01:09:03 |
can walk on water. |
| 01:09:05 |
And you know what |
| 01:09:07 |
lt's that he was |
| 01:09:09 |
That's kind oflike |
| 01:09:12 |
Are yo done? |
| 01:09:14 |
Dude, do you really believe |
| 01:09:17 |
Yes. |
| 01:09:18 |
lt was lowtide. |
| 01:09:21 |
You're going to hell. |
| 01:09:22 |
No, l'm going overthere. |
| 01:09:29 |
Motherfucker! |
| 01:09:35 |
moaning |
| 01:09:40 |
Jennifer, where |
| 01:09:42 |
Jen! wait up! |
| 01:09:44 |
Where are you going? |
| 01:09:46 |
What's the matter? |
| 01:09:49 |
Oh, here we go again. |
| 01:09:50 |
Here we go again? |
| 01:09:51 |
Nowwhat is it? |
| 01:09:54 |
You were all over her. |
| 01:09:57 |
Oh, come on , Jen. |
| 01:09:59 |
You knowwhatl think, Thomas? |
| 01:10:01 |
Being loved just by me |
| 01:10:04 |
Jen, of course it is. |
| 01:10:07 |
Look, sweetums, |
| 01:10:09 |
l love you more |
| 01:10:11 |
This Darla chick |
| 01:10:15 |
Sperm receptacle? |
| 01:10:20 |
You're an asshole. |
| 01:10:21 |
Just kidding. |
| 01:10:22 |
Poetic license. |
| 01:10:24 |
Jen, come on. |
| 01:10:25 |
Listen, Jen, |
| 01:10:27 |
As soon as l started |
| 01:10:29 |
you gotta fuck it up. |
| 01:10:31 |
Oh, here we go |
| 01:10:34 |
Oh, whatare |
| 01:10:35 |
You knowwhat, Jen? |
| 01:10:36 |
Totally nuts. |
| 01:10:38 |
Howtypical. |
| 01:10:42 |
l hope one day |
| 01:10:46 |
Come on , Jennifer! |
| 01:10:47 |
Give me a break! |
| 01:10:48 |
l love you? |
| 01:10:50 |
l don't know , man. |
| 01:10:52 |
l'm freaking out. |
| 01:10:54 |
l mean, it's been a week. |
| 01:10:55 |
l can't eat, |
| 01:10:57 |
l can't even jerk off. |
| 01:10:59 |
Well, don 't you |
| 01:11:02 |
Nah. Edgar's back |
| 01:11:04 |
Unfortunately, his |
| 01:11:07 |
Well, why don't |
| 01:11:09 |
Of corse, man. |
| 01:11:11 |
l mean, she'd |
| 01:11:13 |
Fuck. |
| 01:11:15 |
You know, Thomas, |
| 01:11:18 |
l mean, this threesome stuff |
| 01:11:22 |
Especially with |
| 01:11:25 |
Thomas, you do know |
| 01:11:27 |
l mean, she does love you, |
| 01:11:29 |
and maybe she just |
| 01:11:31 |
that you still |
| 01:11:33 |
Maybe it's time |
| 01:11:36 |
l mean, do you |
| 01:11:38 |
l love her |
| 01:11:40 |
And can you dealwith |
| 01:11:47 |
Thomas, don't let her go |
| 01:11:49 |
Find her. |
| 01:11:51 |
Sex, it's temporary. |
| 01:11:53 |
But love, real love, |
| 01:11:56 |
it's pretty hard to find. |
| 01:12:02 |
Hey, Thomas. |
| 01:12:06 |
Yeah, same with you. |
| 01:12:07 |
Hey, dude, meet |
| 01:12:09 |
Maria. |
| 01:12:10 |
Hi. |
| 01:12:16 |
Nice to meet you. |
| 01:12:18 |
Hey, Thomas, |
| 01:12:21 |
Great. wish me luck. |
| 01:12:23 |
Dude, dude, dude, dude. |
| 01:12:26 |
Break a leg |
| 01:12:28 |
What do you think? |
| 01:12:29 |
She's a tomato, huh? |
| 01:12:30 |
Yeah, she's great. |
| 01:12:32 |
What happened |
| 01:12:34 |
Umbrella accident. |
| 01:12:36 |
Howyo doin', man? |
| 01:12:38 |
Nah, she's |
| 01:12:40 |
Hey, what happened |
| 01:12:46 |
Fuck her. |
| 01:12:47 |
Hey, Tommy, |
| 01:12:50 |
l need you to do |
| 01:12:52 |
One last time. |
| 01:12:54 |
l'll even let yo |
| 01:12:56 |
ljust gotta |
| 01:12:58 |
sighs |
| 01:13:06 |
Great. Thanks for |
| 01:13:09 |
l'm a freaking |
| 01:13:11 |
Who says clown ain't happy? |
| 01:13:13 |
So freaking happy. |
| 01:13:15 |
That and 9 bucks |
| 01:13:19 |
Thomas, what, |
| 01:13:20 |
Why you whining? |
| 01:13:21 |
Who the hell |
| 01:13:23 |
l'm yourbetterhalf. |
| 01:13:24 |
Think of all the gashish |
| 01:13:27 |
Thomas, go back to her. |
| 01:13:28 |
She loves you. |
| 01:13:30 |
Forget her. |
| 01:13:34 |
Thomas, think clearly. |
| 01:13:35 |
Followyourheart. |
| 01:13:38 |
Don't listen to this faggot . |
| 01:13:40 |
He woldn't know |
| 01:13:42 |
His idea of a good time |
| 01:13:45 |
that fucking |
| 01:13:46 |
And by the way, |
| 01:13:49 |
God had to buy earplugs. |
| 01:13:51 |
farts |
| 01:13:52 |
Ooh , that smarts. |
| 01:13:53 |
Thomas, |
| 01:13:56 |
think of you. |
| 01:13:57 |
Shut up, yo faggot . |
| 01:13:59 |
Listen, Thomas, |
| 01:14:00 |
he'd be riding shotgun. |
| 01:14:02 |
Thomas, think abot it. |
| 01:14:03 |
This one decision |
| 01:14:05 |
forthe rest |
| 01:14:08 |
Wait. what am l thinking? |
| 01:14:10 |
l miss Jennifer. |
| 01:14:12 |
Jesus, l love her. |
| 01:14:14 |
Who the heck needs |
| 01:14:16 |
You fucking cocksucker, |
| 01:14:20 |
homo piece of shit. |
| 01:14:50 |
Jen? |
| 01:15:00 |
Jennifermoaning |
| 01:15:02 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:15:04 |
What the fuck is this? |
| 01:15:06 |
What the fuck's |
| 01:15:07 |
Tom ? |
| 01:15:09 |
Don't mind me, Jen. |
| 01:15:11 |
Shit. |
| 01:15:13 |
Jennifer, are you kidding me? |
| 01:15:15 |
Ugh. |
| 01:15:17 |
Aweek ago |
| 01:15:19 |
Jen, one fucking week? |
| 01:15:21 |
That's all it took to get |
| 01:15:23 |
Look, Tommy, |
| 01:15:26 |
Can l talk to yo |
| 01:15:28 |
Can l maybe call yo ? |
| 01:15:29 |
Can you call me? |
| 01:15:31 |
You're sorry? |
| 01:15:33 |
You're sorry? |
| 01:15:35 |
Jen, how can you |
| 01:15:37 |
What do you wantme to say? |
| 01:15:40 |
l like being with Darla. |
| 01:15:42 |
She makes me feel good. |
| 01:15:44 |
Jen, this doesn't |
| 01:15:49 |
Are yo that |
| 01:15:51 |
Heartless? |
| 01:15:53 |
Give me a break. |
| 01:15:54 |
Give yo a break? |
| 01:15:55 |
Howabot all |
| 01:15:57 |
Don't be with |
| 01:15:59 |
don't be with |
| 01:16:01 |
Sond familiar, |
| 01:16:02 |
You're fucking breaking |
| 01:16:05 |
Tom , l think yo should go. |
| 01:16:06 |
You think l should go? |
| 01:16:08 |
Yeah, l'm pretty sure |
| 01:16:12 |
You want me to go? |
| 01:16:19 |
Jen, can't yo see |
| 01:16:21 |
some sick kind of |
| 01:16:23 |
l'm playing a game? |
| 01:16:24 |
l'm playing a game? |
| 01:16:26 |
You were the one |
| 01:16:27 |
with any girl |
| 01:16:29 |
You know, ifl had her |
| 01:16:33 |
l would never |
| 01:16:36 |
Ever. |
| 01:16:39 |
Jen, this is it? |
| 01:16:44 |
l thought... |
| 01:16:51 |
sighs |
| 01:17:08 |
grunting |
| 01:17:11 |
stuttering |
| 01:17:14 |
This is my friend |
| 01:17:19 |
stuttering |
| 01:17:23 |
Hey, guys. |
| 01:17:27 |
Dad, that's him. |
| 01:17:28 |
Him? |
| 01:17:29 |
You gotta be kidding me. |
| 01:17:31 |
Well, look who it is. |
| 01:17:33 |
So where do you get off |
| 01:17:35 |
that you're a warlock, |
| 01:17:37 |
The kid can't sleep. |
| 01:17:39 |
He's been sleeping |
| 01:17:41 |
Look, l'm sorry. |
| 01:17:42 |
Butmaybe if you |
| 01:17:43 |
to stop picking on kids |
| 01:17:45 |
Hey, look, asshole, |
| 01:17:46 |
don't tell me |
| 01:17:48 |
Dude, don't make me have to |
| 01:17:51 |
Ah! Damn! |
| 01:17:53 |
God ! |
| 01:17:55 |
grunting |
| 01:17:59 |
Where are you? |
| 01:18:00 |
l'll kick yorass! |
| 01:18:06 |
Oh, fuck. |
| 01:18:10 |
Carry me on yourback |
| 01:18:17 |
Foras long as you can |
| 01:18:25 |
Try to getme home |
| 01:18:34 |
Don't leave me alone |
| 01:18:37 |
Butl'm alive |
| 01:18:47 |
Bend me, lay me down |
| 01:18:55 |
phone ringing |
| 01:18:58 |
beep |
| 01:18:59 |
answering machine |
| 01:19:01 |
Leave a message |
| 01:19:05 |
Yo, Tommy boy, it's Ernie. |
| 01:19:07 |
You're not gonna |
| 01:19:08 |
Dude, l got |
| 01:19:10 |
lt's national! |
| 01:19:13 |
Oh, uh, l'm sorry |
| 01:19:16 |
Oh, and l'm getting married. |
| 01:19:18 |
Dude, call me. |
| 01:19:19 |
phone ringing |
| 01:19:22 |
beep |
| 01:19:24 |
answering machine |
| 01:19:26 |
Leave a message |
| 01:19:29 |
Hey, Thomas, it's Seamus. |
| 01:19:31 |
Edgar has to leave for |
| 01:19:33 |
What? Oh, he isn't going? |
| 01:19:36 |
Sorry, Thomas. |
| 01:19:39 |
Hope all is well. |
| 01:19:43 |
clatter |
| 01:19:58 |
banging, springs creaking |
| 01:19:59 |
Ken |
| 01:20:02 |
Rear, on the rear. |
| 01:20:04 |
sighs |
| 01:20:05 |
Almost! There it is! |
| 01:20:07 |
Smearit on yourface, |
| 01:20:09 |
knocking at door |
| 01:20:11 |
moans, yells |
| 01:20:14 |
knocking continues |
| 01:20:26 |
knocking |
| 01:20:33 |
groans |
| 01:20:42 |
knocking |
| 01:20:47 |
knocking |
| 01:20:50 |
Hi. |
| 01:20:52 |
Hi. |
| 01:20:53 |
Oh, my God, Derek. |
| 01:20:55 |
What are you |
| 01:20:59 |
Whoa ! |
| 01:21:01 |
That was weird. |
| 01:21:03 |
You don't understand. |
| 01:21:05 |
What's up? |
| 01:21:07 |
Well, l've been |
| 01:21:08 |
but yor phone's |
| 01:21:10 |
So, yorfriend Ernie, |
| 01:21:13 |
So l came by. |
| 01:21:15 |
Oh, wh-- |
| 01:21:16 |
There's a commercial |
| 01:21:19 |
so l was in |
| 01:21:20 |
so l brought it by |
| 01:21:22 |
Whoa , thanks a lot . |
| 01:21:26 |
Ah, is this it? |
| 01:21:28 |
Thanks a lot. |
| 01:21:31 |
Cool. |
| 01:21:32 |
All right. |
| 01:21:34 |
Take care, Thomas. |
| 01:21:36 |
Hey, do you want |
| 01:21:42 |
You want to get |
| 01:21:43 |
l--l haven't showered |
| 01:21:46 |
Three weeks. |
| 01:21:48 |
l mean, it's-- it just |
| 01:21:50 |
You know? |
| 01:21:51 |
Don't make me beg. |
| 01:21:54 |
No, l'm not gonna |
| 01:21:56 |
All right. |
| 01:21:57 |
keys jingling |
| 01:22:02 |
Don't yo have |
| 01:22:04 |
l did. |
| 01:22:06 |
He kept trying to get me |
| 01:22:08 |
Really? |
| 01:22:10 |
What an asshole. |
| 01:22:12 |
l guess the moral |
| 01:22:14 |
if you love whatyou got |
| 01:22:18 |
don't fuck it up. |
| 01:22:19 |
rock |
