Open Season 2
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The forest in spring. |
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A time of renewal... |
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...of rebirth... |
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...of unbridled optimism... |
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...when new beginnings begin... |
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...and where the mighty mule deer... |
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...prepares for his upcoming |
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One lucky doe will get to spend her life |
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His magnificent antlers, |
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...his strength, his masculinity, |
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His super- incredible coolness! |
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His amazing kick-butt-ocity! |
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- Ladies and gentlemen, here I... |
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Enough about your new rack |
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Aye. Give it a rest, |
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- We grow tiresome of this talk of rack. |
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- He's right, you know. |
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Like I never talk |
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Have you seen my new horns? |
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All me. Yes! |
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That tree is huge. |
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Like my antlers! Yeah! |
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Yes! |
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Oh, my rack is huge. |
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Yes! |
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Well, this time, |
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You know, not as big as my antlers. |
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- Nailed it! |
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- We got a ceremony to get to. |
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I'd just like to thank you... |
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...Boog, Mr. Weenie, Buddy, |
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...my closest, dearest friends, |
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...on the most important day |
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Yeah. You're welcome. Now, let's... |
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Unfortunately, the bachelor buck |
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But I begin a new chapter |
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...my doe, my deer, my female deer. |
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- That's a really nice thought... |
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...finishes, expires, perishes... |
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...goes down in a blazing ball |
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Elliot, relax. |
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- Now, let's get a move on, man. |
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Wedding? |
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- Nuptials. |
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- Let's get this over with. |
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Just polished these boys, |
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Hurry, Elliot! Come on. |
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I'm falling. |
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- Careful! |
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- Too late. |
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Elliot, don't look. |
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- Oh, he looked. |
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Everybody, duck! |
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- Was that Elliot? |
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...when you're in love, you hear |
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- You know it, girl. |
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Oh, Maria. |
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- Thank you, Rosie. |
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- I think I'm gonna cry. |
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- Elliot? |
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- Oh, hi, Ian. |
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Just want to inform you |
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...at 0800 hours. |
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If it all goes according to plan... |
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- We'll finish up at 0900 hours... |
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...with a berry and dewdrop |
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- Great. Thanks, Ian. |
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Oh, and, Giselle, |
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...if you'd rather be served some |
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...if you know what I mean. |
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And I think you do. |
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I don't generally |
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...girl, that dish is fine. |
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- Don't you know it. |
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No, thank you. |
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Elliot is all the man I'll ever need. |
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My rack. My beautiful rack. |
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Stop boo-hooing, you wee jessie. |
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- They'll grow back. |
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Just like the last time |
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And the time before that. |
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- And the time before that. |
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- A sign not to get... |
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- Married. |
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See this here? Now, this is sad. |
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- Poor Elliot. |
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Hey, I know just the diversion... |
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...to take his mind off his antler. |
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- Yeah, a large stone! |
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I can't believe it. I mean, I can't... |
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I know what you're do... |
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- I can totally see what you're doing. |
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If there's one thing |
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...it is a rabbit fight! |
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Gregalach! |
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You're going down, fat bear! |
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Stay! |
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Sit. |
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Now, count to 10. |
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What are you doing? |
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Boog gave me a command |
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I can't believe I fell for that. |
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I must never be weak again. |
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You don't know what it was like |
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If they say "sit," you sit. |
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You must stay alert, |
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...and lock us up forever und ever. |
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But you broke free. |
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- What's the secret? |
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A vulnerable child... |
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...who just wants to be loved? |
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A wild animal who relies |
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- Now, say it with me. I'm wild! |
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- With conviction. I'm wild! |
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Now, let's go find the fat bear. |
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I can't believe it, Bob. |
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It's been a whole year |
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I know he's still out there. |
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Can you feel it, Bob? |
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- Well, I... |
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Do you think he'll find |
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Do you think he'll |
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Do you think Mr. Weenie's |
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Boog will never find me. |
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Now, where is that Weenie? |
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Guten tag, fat bear! |
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I am victorious! |
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Show-off. I'm gonna |
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Mortal combat! |
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He got me! Great shot, Elliot. |
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Nobody ever expects... |
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...the falling-down-the- tree- in-pain |
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- Very clever, mule deer. |
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- He surprised you good on that one. |
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- It's true. |
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All right, now, let's get cleaned up. |
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- Time for Elliot to tie the knot. |
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This was the best stag party ever... |
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...which has to keep going. |
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Oh, grow up, you big baby. |
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- Let's get moving. |
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...do you think I'm doing |
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Marrying Giselle? |
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What I'm wondering is, |
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I'm just kidding you. |
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Now, will you relax? |
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We're gathered today |
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Elliot? What happened? |
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Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. Nothing. |
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- Are you all right? |
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I couldn't be better. |
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Giselle and Elliot... |
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...have courted and made the decision |
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...and ever. |
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Is he okay? |
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Forever and ever? |
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Still time to change your mind. |
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- What? |
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Guys, but what's this |
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- Be cool. |
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...about an additional "and ever. " |
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No! The food of oppression. |
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I must be strong. |
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Oh, maybe just a taste. |
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I'd like to ask the buck |
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...for a ceremonial displaying |
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Antler. |
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- To show his commitment |
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- Seriously. Still time. |
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Oh, so good. |
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I'm weak! How could I? |
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- Do you, Giselle, take Smelliot... |
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- To be your lifelong mate? |
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I do. |
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And do you, Elliot... |
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...take Giselle to be |
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That's you. Your line. |
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You go now. |
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Elliot. Go on, man. |
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- That's your cue. Go, go. |
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Come on. Say it, you ninny. |
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Elliot, are you okay? |
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Come on, step it up. |
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- Weenie! Weenie! |
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- What, are you speaking French? |
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Elliot? Where are you going? |
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Weenie, come back! |
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- Stop. Weenie! |
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- Weenie! Weenie! |
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Weenie, over here! Weenie! |
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Weenie! |
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Oh, no. Full moon. |
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Is that you? Mr. Weenie! |
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It's you! It's you! |
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It's a miracle. |
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He's been captured! |
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- What am I gonna do? |
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Oh, no, this is terrible. |
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Everything is okay. |
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Mommy is here. |
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He's being tortured! |
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No! |
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- No! |
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No! |
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No! |
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- What are you doing? |
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- You better have a good explanation. |
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- Oh, I can't wait to hear this excuse. |
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Weenie was minding his own |
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He screamed, |
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And then she grabbed him |
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Oh, my goodness. |
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Then she tried to squeeze |
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- That's horrible. |
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But he fought back. |
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Oh, she tortured him. |
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Slapped him. |
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Poked his eyes out, like this. |
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It was horrible! |
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It was the worst thing I've ever seen! |
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Oh, the humanity! |
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Elliot, are you maybe putting |
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Listen, Boog, I'm telling the story. |
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And finally, the hairless blob |
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...into her chariot of horror! |
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Wait, wait, wait. |
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- Mr. Weenie's been kidnapped! |
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- For real? |
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- Tough break. I miss him already. |
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Well, we could finish the ceremony. |
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I worked hard on those centrepieces. |
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As much as Elliot and I |
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...we need to go after Mr. Weenie. |
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And until he's back in the safety |
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...in the warm caress |
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...there will be, |
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So, what can we do? Probably |
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So? We can't give up. |
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We didn't give up on the hunters |
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We can't give up on our friend |
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The Boogster's right. |
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Oh, yeah. Count me in. |
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- Me too. |
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I'm beeling at them bajins. |
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...and give them a right chibbing! |
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I'm not sure what Squiz just said, |
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- Yes! It's a yes! |
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- Me too. |
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Sorry, I got the wife and kids. |
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You turn your back on the pelts |
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...all heck breaks loose. I'm out. |
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In your dreams. |
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Sounds fun, but I gotta stay |
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You're all a bunch of meek- minded, |
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As McSquizzy is trying to say... |
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...a smaller group |
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- We can move faster. |
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Move out, boys. |
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- Elliot? |
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You're going the wrong way, |
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I know that. Fall in. |
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Oh, Mr. Weenie, we've been |
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It must've been horrible |
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Oh, no one's gonna believe it! |
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Should I call the caravan, Bob? |
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Breaker, breaker, Fox Jaws. |
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- This is Mudflaps and Wild Man. |
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You'll never guess. |
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We found Mr. Weenie! It's true! |
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Say hello, Mr. Weenie. |
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- Did you hear that? |
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What's that, Bob? Oh, Wild Man says |
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We'll see you |
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- Over. |
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Put your ears on, |
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Mudflaps and Wild Man found |
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Oh, man, is this good. |
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Hey, Fifi, you want some? |
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You know, Roberto, |
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...are filled with carbohydrates. |
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And if I could pronounce that word, |
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It would mean you should |
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...the meats, the poultries. |
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How are you gonna look |
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- I don't know. Hot and really happy. |
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Put down the treats. |
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I'm going to pretend |
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- Hey, Fifi? |
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How long do you think it'll be |
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Because I gotta poop. |
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Seriously, I gotta poop really bad. |
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I said it was going to be a long ride, |
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Just like you didn't listen when |
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Now, you know what this |
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Gosh, darn. |
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Every time we leave the house, |
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Fifi! Fifi, stop! |
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- Do you hear me? |
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What on earth has gotten |
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You know I hate doing this. |
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Yeah, but you do it so well. |
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Oh, there you are baby, Fifi. |
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One pit stop, coming up. |
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Oh, gross. |
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No, Fifi. No. |
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Break er, break er. This is Fox Jaws. |
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One of my little yappers just |
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...and we are talking chunky. |
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Come on, you dumb cat. |
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You two run along |
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Out of my way. Out of my way. |
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- Stanley, old buddy. |
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Stanley, it's been ages. |
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Actually, it's been exactly |
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Really? It seems like |
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Oh, I have to explain this again? |
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Okay, listen, we go to Pet Paradiso |
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And, painfully, |
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- We do? |
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Is this ringing a bell? |
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Stanley, it's been ages. |
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It's gonna be a long week. |
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Oh, Rufus. There you are. |
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Why, Charlene, look at you. |
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Don't you look prettier than a glob |
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Oh, goodness me. |
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- Thank you, Rufus. Oh, may I? |
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Hey, Fifi. |
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- Isn't that great? |
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- Are you sure? |
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No. That's horrible. |
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- He's lucky they didn't hurt him. |
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Or worse. |
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I was once in the vicious clutches |
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- You were? |
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What was it like? |
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It's too painful for me to talk about. |
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Gather round. |
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Okay, Fifi. |
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There I was. |
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- All alone. |
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Alone in that steaming jungle. |
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That unforgivable heart of darkness, |
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And the only sound is the frantic, |
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...pitter-patter of your own heart. |
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When suddenly... |
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They were everywhere. |
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There was no escape. |
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My life flashed before my eyes, |
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- What happened? Did you live? |
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I'll show you what happened. |
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Let this be a lesson to you all. |
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- How ghastly. |
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- That is one sad tail. |
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Don't interrupt now. Please? |
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I lost two things on that day: |
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...and my squeaky toy. |
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Oh, you poor, sweet thing. |
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Speak of the devil. |
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- Disgusting. |
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Not the fuzzy little bunny. |
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Don't you understand? |
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Even one wild animal among us... |
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...can send us back to those dark days |
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Come on, but he's so cute. |
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Pay attention. |
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Even one little fuzzy bunny |
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Like the fleas on Roberto's back, |
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I'm gonna tear you apart. |
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Fifi! Heel! |
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One day, you vile little beast. |
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One day, I will personally |
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...you will never forget! |
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I'm coming, Mother. |
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Hey, does anybody |
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Didn't think so. |
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- Isn't this great, Boog? |
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You know, not great that Weenie's |
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...but great that we're living life |
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It's just like old times. |
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- Two guys, out on the road. |
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- Room for one more? |
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So, Elliot... |
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...now that we have |
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Hey, what's that? |
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I've been thinking a lot |
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...at the ceremony this morning. |
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- What do you mean? |
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...you were looking like you didn't. |
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Giselle, don't be ridiculous. |
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Look, Elliot, |
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Ever since the ceremony, |
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We're partners. |
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All right, Giselle, |
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Basically, I'm worried about |
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"Forever and ever"? |
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About Mr. Weenie |
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So this has nothing to do with me... |
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...you're only worried |
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...right? |
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But I'm mostly worried about |
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...and getting back to the ceremony. |
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But finding Mr. Weenie |
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Could take months, really. |
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- A lifetime. |
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There he is. |
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- He's over there. |
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- Oh, way to go, Giselle. |
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What luck, huh, Elliot? |
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We'll be back home |
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Well, I mean, |
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- There's Weenie in the window. |
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- Here I am! |
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- He's... That's a totally different dog. |
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We better keep looking. |
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Come back. You know we gotta |
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- Help! Help! |
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What was the question? |
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- All right, here's the plan. |
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Squizmeister, you and Buddy |
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- Roger. |
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Smash and grab. |
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Let's limit the casualties. |
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- All right. |
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Well, yeah, that's right. What... |
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- Really? That's the best you could do? |
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Hi there, folks. |
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I'd like to offer a complimentary |
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...while I fill up your tank. |
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- Restroom, please? |
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- In the back. |
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And may I suggest you trying |
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I make them myself. They're inside. |
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For a buck. |
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Two for $2. |
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Off the road! |
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Engine knock. Yep. |
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Come on. Let's go. Quiet. |
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It's about time you got here, Boog. |
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- Deni and I are ready. |
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Oh, thank goodness. |
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No need to worry. |
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Okay, we need a grappling hook, |
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...winch, pulley, truck with an open |
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Why don't we just |
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- I'm trying to think outside the box. |
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- Stay quiet. |
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Tell the ducks to be quiet. |
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Weenie, it's all clear. |
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- Yeah, coming through. |
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Everybody, quiet. |
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- Time's up. |
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Plush. |
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Face it, Earl. |
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- That was close. I think we're clear. |
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- From now on... |
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You're snapping my spine here. |
00:23:08 |
Oh, suspension is shot. |
00:23:12 |
Or it could be the bushings. |
00:23:15 |
Bob, which one should I get |
00:23:18 |
Stripes or plaid? |
00:23:23 |
- Please don't leave me. |
00:23:27 |
- Stand back. |
00:23:28 |
Let me take a look-see. |
00:23:32 |
Now, that is a sturdy piece |
00:23:35 |
- I'm doomed. |
00:23:38 |
Stay with me, boys. I got it. |
00:23:40 |
Now I have to top off the fluids. |
00:23:43 |
All right, go. |
00:23:48 |
Come on with it. |
00:23:50 |
Most likely the rear differential. |
00:23:53 |
I was right. |
00:23:57 |
Bob, should we get a pecan roll |
00:24:01 |
- Elliot, you okay? |
00:24:03 |
I'm getting sick and tired |
00:24:06 |
Get off me! |
00:24:07 |
- Oh, yolk. |
00:24:10 |
Oh, these cheese doodles |
00:24:12 |
They really taste like cheese. |
00:24:15 |
Snack time over? Come on. |
00:24:18 |
- Yeah. Focus on the Weenie. |
00:24:20 |
- What he said. |
00:24:22 |
We need to lubricate the collar. |
00:24:25 |
Good idea. |
00:24:28 |
No, no. Something else, please. |
00:24:30 |
Oh, Bob, do you think |
00:24:32 |
Hey, how about that pecan roll, huh? |
00:24:36 |
Hey, could you be a sport |
00:24:39 |
- Okay. |
00:24:40 |
- There's some more. |
00:24:45 |
I'm not gonna lie. |
00:24:46 |
It was a little scary up there. |
00:24:48 |
My spine! You're killing me. |
00:24:52 |
- That'll be $437. |
00:24:54 |
- Or I'll trade you. |
00:24:56 |
- Gas for that bearskin rug. |
00:24:59 |
- I'm out of air. |
00:25:01 |
- Easy. |
00:25:02 |
- Come on now. |
00:25:04 |
- Use your legs. |
00:25:08 |
Oh, my gosh. |
00:25:12 |
The Weenie is free. |
00:25:14 |
Let's make a break for it, boys. |
00:25:16 |
Deni, follow me. |
00:25:18 |
- Gregalach! |
00:25:20 |
Wait for me. I have teeny legs. |
00:25:23 |
- I'm out. I'm stuck. |
00:25:27 |
Take cover! |
00:25:29 |
Elliot, you fool. |
00:25:31 |
- Shake a leg, Weenie. |
00:25:33 |
Mr. Weenie, are you okay? |
00:25:37 |
We did it. We're all safe, right? |
00:25:39 |
Okay, roll call. |
00:25:41 |
- Boog? McSquizzy? Deni? Serge? |
00:25:43 |
- Weenie? |
00:25:44 |
- Where? |
00:25:45 |
Oh, no. |
00:25:47 |
Well, where's Buddy? Buddy? |
00:25:50 |
Here. |
00:25:52 |
Well, you've screwed up again, |
00:25:55 |
- How did that happen? |
00:25:56 |
Imbecile. |
00:25:57 |
What do we do now? |
00:25:58 |
- We are missing two. |
00:26:01 |
Blaming Elliot for blowing the escape |
00:26:05 |
- No, but it's fun. |
00:26:08 |
- Giselle's onto something. |
00:26:09 |
We need to find out |
00:26:12 |
I know. Serge, Deni, you guys fly off |
00:26:16 |
In the meantime, we'll stay |
00:26:19 |
Everybody got it? |
00:26:21 |
- Smart girl. |
00:26:23 |
You call aerial surveillance |
00:26:26 |
- All right, General Giselle. |
00:26:30 |
We're not even married yet, and |
00:26:33 |
You need a little space? |
00:26:36 |
- I'm just trying to save Mr. Weenie. |
00:26:40 |
There's only room for one cook |
00:26:42 |
...and that one cook is me and Boog. |
00:26:46 |
- Oh, I get it. |
00:26:49 |
- This was starting to get awkward. |
00:26:54 |
What do you call running off in |
00:26:57 |
- I was trying to save Mr. Weenie. |
00:27:01 |
Hey, hey, hey. Come on, now. |
00:27:04 |
That's it. I'm going home. |
00:27:06 |
No one's going home. |
00:27:08 |
I think you should go home, Giselle. |
00:27:10 |
- You're just slowing us down. |
00:27:13 |
No, she's not. You are. |
00:27:16 |
Boog? |
00:27:18 |
Look, man, we need Giselle. |
00:27:21 |
Yeah, and without her, |
00:27:24 |
...and that giant tin-can thing. |
00:27:27 |
- Beginner's luck. |
00:27:29 |
We gotta stick together out here. |
00:27:31 |
We're partners, right? |
00:27:34 |
Boog. You traitor. |
00:27:39 |
Enjoy your newfound partnership. |
00:27:41 |
- Oh, come on, Elliot. Look... |
00:27:44 |
I'll find Mr. Weenie on my own. |
00:27:47 |
Hey, you're going |
00:27:50 |
Oh, thank you very much. |
00:27:58 |
I'm okay, everybody. |
00:28:01 |
- You don't care. |
00:28:04 |
Was that too harsh? |
00:28:13 |
- We must follow the road, eh? |
00:28:20 |
Come on. |
00:28:23 |
Weenie, I am coming for you, |
00:28:26 |
I am a wonderful tracker. |
00:28:29 |
I think Boog can fly |
00:28:32 |
A million laughs. |
00:28:35 |
So are we having fun yet? |
00:28:38 |
Weenie is right around here, |
00:28:42 |
Wiener tracks! Yes, vindication! |
00:28:44 |
I've got your track, I've got your scent, |
00:28:48 |
That's a road, not a landing strip. |
00:28:50 |
Pull up. |
00:28:51 |
Hurry. Watch the ribs. |
00:28:55 |
Well, it's official. |
00:29:03 |
A whole herd of wieners. |
00:29:05 |
Oh, but these are Weenie's tracks |
00:29:07 |
He's an alpha wiener. |
00:29:09 |
Wonder why my jaw hurts. |
00:29:18 |
Oh, we're here. |
00:29:19 |
Hey, good to see you there, Bob. |
00:29:27 |
Aren't you excited, Mr. Weenie? |
00:29:28 |
You get to see |
00:29:31 |
And don't worry, snookums. |
00:29:32 |
Mama will make sure |
00:29:34 |
...to her little snuggly-wuggly |
00:29:37 |
Bob, do you have |
00:29:40 |
...Electric Shock Collar? |
00:29:42 |
That's the one. |
00:29:45 |
Oh, that was nice. Thank you. |
00:29:50 |
What's the matter, Bob? |
00:29:55 |
Oh, good, it does work. |
00:29:57 |
Don't worry, Mr. Weenie, |
00:30:01 |
Now, remember, |
00:30:05 |
Rufus, darling, is that Mr. Weenie? |
00:30:07 |
Well, butter my behind |
00:30:10 |
Let's go smell him. |
00:30:11 |
Now you'll be safe, |
00:30:14 |
Have fun with your friends. |
00:30:15 |
Mommy and Bob are gonna go have |
00:30:19 |
Hey, I found Weenie. |
00:30:20 |
- Oh, Mr. Weenie. |
00:30:23 |
- How you been? |
00:30:24 |
- It's Mr. Weenie. |
00:30:28 |
Deni. Look, there's Mr. Weenie. |
00:30:30 |
Weenie. |
00:30:32 |
We must return to base |
00:30:35 |
Good plan. |
00:30:37 |
How you doing, Mr. Weenie? |
00:30:39 |
Oh, I've missed you all so much. |
00:30:40 |
It's been so long |
00:30:43 |
- It's Weenie, all right. |
00:30:45 |
- Give me a hug. |
00:30:47 |
Don't crowd him. |
00:30:49 |
This dog has just been through |
00:30:53 |
- The what? |
00:30:55 |
Why? You don't have to be rude. |
00:30:57 |
Poor Weenie. Poor, poor Weenie. |
00:31:00 |
Who knows |
00:31:02 |
- What horrors? |
00:31:04 |
- We will get through it together. |
00:31:07 |
I know. It was worse. |
00:31:10 |
- I've been through it too. |
00:31:13 |
Oh, Fifi. |
00:31:14 |
Will he ever be the old Mr. Weenie |
00:31:18 |
- We can only hope. |
00:31:20 |
We'll have to see |
00:31:21 |
...those insidious wilds |
00:31:23 |
"Insidious wilds"? |
00:31:28 |
Friends? |
00:31:29 |
Your friends? Your friends? |
00:31:31 |
It is worse |
00:31:33 |
Your friends? It's worse |
00:31:37 |
He's gone... feral. |
00:31:40 |
- Feral? |
00:31:42 |
Fifi, what shall we do? |
00:31:45 |
You heard the lassie. |
00:31:46 |
- Can he be helped? |
00:31:48 |
But it won't be pretty. |
00:31:51 |
Prepare... the tent. |
00:31:55 |
- The tent? |
00:31:57 |
Oh, yes. |
00:32:00 |
The tent. |
00:32:04 |
I'm so tired. |
00:32:20 |
Hey, hey, hey, check it out. |
00:32:22 |
Well, it's about time. |
00:32:23 |
Down below. Friends. |
00:32:25 |
- Our friends. |
00:32:27 |
Dive. |
00:32:29 |
Look, man, here they come. |
00:32:33 |
- Serge, are you okay? |
00:32:35 |
- Relax. Deep breaths. |
00:32:36 |
Come on, breathe for me. |
00:32:38 |
What did you find? |
00:32:43 |
- Where's Weenie? |
00:32:45 |
- Where is he? |
00:32:47 |
How many syllables? Sounds like... |
00:32:50 |
I think I got it. He's in a tree. |
00:32:52 |
- He's in a tree house. A birdhouse. |
00:32:54 |
- His eggs are hatching. |
00:32:56 |
- He's underwater. |
00:32:57 |
- He works in a shrimp boat. |
00:33:00 |
- In a sub. |
00:33:02 |
- This is it. At a zoo. |
00:33:03 |
- He's joined a travelling circus. |
00:33:07 |
He's a clown. No, no, no. |
00:33:09 |
Hello? We found Mr. Weenie. |
00:33:13 |
Like Deni was saying... |
00:33:15 |
...Mr. Weenie is over the trees, |
00:33:19 |
...at the campsite with some dogs. |
00:33:22 |
All right. Let's go. |
00:33:24 |
- Let's do this. Tell me something... |
00:33:28 |
Oh, I'm peched. |
00:33:34 |
Past the mountains, huh? |
00:33:37 |
What do you say |
00:33:39 |
Brilliant. |
00:33:41 |
Come on, Weenie. Just do it. |
00:33:43 |
You know you want to. |
00:33:45 |
Just do it, boy. |
00:33:46 |
- Do it for pets everywhere, Weenie. |
00:33:49 |
- Just do it. |
00:33:52 |
Hurry up, before Fifi gets here. |
00:33:56 |
Is it done yet? Did he do it? |
00:33:59 |
Did we do this? Is it over? |
00:34:01 |
- Roberto. |
00:34:03 |
You missed it. Too bad. Let's go. |
00:34:06 |
- The real answer, Rufus? |
00:34:09 |
Boy's locked up like a rusty gate. |
00:34:11 |
Oh, Weenie, |
00:34:17 |
All you have to do is... |
00:34:20 |
...roll over. |
00:34:21 |
Roll over. |
00:34:23 |
- He keeps saying that. |
00:34:26 |
We're going to have to |
00:34:29 |
- I don't really see the point. |
00:34:36 |
Here you are. |
00:34:38 |
Oh, no. |
00:34:40 |
Roberto, hand me the stick. |
00:34:43 |
Oh, boy. |
00:34:45 |
Listen carefully. Do as I say. |
00:34:51 |
Please, no. |
00:34:53 |
Fetch. |
00:34:54 |
- Go on, Weenie, fetch. |
00:34:56 |
- Come on, Weenie. Now, come on. |
00:34:59 |
Come on, Weenie. |
00:35:00 |
- You're almost there. You can do it. |
00:35:03 |
I'm a wild. I'm a wild animal. |
00:35:05 |
- And again with the nein. |
00:35:09 |
You are no longer a wild animal. |
00:35:13 |
You are a domestic pet... |
00:35:15 |
...and domestic pets |
00:35:20 |
Now, hand me the squeaky toy. |
00:35:24 |
- No. |
00:35:25 |
- Okay, I hear you. Calm down. Relax. |
00:35:28 |
Squeak, squeak. |
00:35:30 |
- It's a wild! |
00:35:32 |
Not the Sunday edition. |
00:35:34 |
Quick, Buddy, hop on. |
00:35:37 |
- He's getting away. |
00:35:39 |
Buddy, get the electric collar off. |
00:35:44 |
- Help us out, Charlene! |
00:35:47 |
- Weenie, you're so fast. |
00:35:50 |
- Too late. |
00:35:52 |
Want another Shirley Temple there, |
00:35:56 |
Oh, my, what's that? |
00:36:01 |
Spread out. |
00:36:03 |
I'm gonna take five. |
00:36:04 |
Cut them off. |
00:36:10 |
- Buddy, hurry. |
00:36:18 |
Oh, no. |
00:36:21 |
- We did it. |
00:36:24 |
It itches. |
00:36:26 |
- That's nasty. |
00:36:29 |
No more. The wild animals |
00:36:33 |
The next wild I see |
00:36:36 |
...if they don't have their papers, |
00:36:41 |
This is war! |
00:36:44 |
Oh, Fifi. |
00:36:45 |
I really don't have the stomach |
00:36:47 |
He smells like bad barbecue. |
00:36:50 |
Mr. Weenie, are you all right? |
00:36:53 |
Mr. Weenie, where are you? |
00:36:55 |
He's gone, Bob. Oh, no. |
00:36:58 |
We just found him, |
00:37:02 |
Weenie. My poor Weenie. |
00:37:05 |
I wanna go home, Bob. |
00:37:16 |
Now, I've heard some folks say... |
00:37:18 |
...the squirrel child |
00:37:22 |
And some nights, |
00:37:25 |
...and his monstrous buck teeth |
00:37:28 |
...you might, if you're unlucky, |
00:37:38 |
- Run! |
00:37:45 |
Sorry. All that food. |
00:37:48 |
It's making me... |
00:37:50 |
- Making me hungry. |
00:37:52 |
I'm so exhausted, |
00:38:00 |
That hits the spot. |
00:38:08 |
Great. Even my roasting stick |
00:38:11 |
Hey. Don't that look |
00:38:15 |
What was with Elliot |
00:38:18 |
Oh, hey. I wonder what's in here. |
00:38:22 |
Yes. Check this out. |
00:38:24 |
This is a little something |
00:38:32 |
These are called s'mores. |
00:38:34 |
Try some. |
00:38:37 |
Clear your head. You ain't gonna |
00:38:40 |
I hope it works. |
00:38:43 |
You know what? |
00:38:45 |
Come on. I know you guys |
00:38:49 |
...but you're meant for each other. |
00:38:50 |
- He's crazy about you. |
00:38:53 |
I bet Elliot's never once mentioned |
00:38:56 |
Has he? |
00:38:58 |
Come on, we're guys. |
00:39:02 |
You know, like sports. |
00:39:04 |
Rabbit bowling, rabbit tennis, |
00:39:08 |
- I'll take that as a no. |
00:39:10 |
Take this marshmallow, for example. |
00:39:14 |
It's soft, fluffy and sweet. |
00:39:17 |
Oh, Boog, |
00:39:19 |
Stay with me. |
00:39:22 |
It's awesome too. |
00:39:23 |
It's full of caffeine and sugar, |
00:39:26 |
Like Elliot. |
00:39:28 |
And even though on their own, |
00:39:30 |
...neither are perfect, in my opinion. |
00:39:32 |
But they are perfect together. |
00:39:35 |
Come on. Give it a try. |
00:39:38 |
That's it. There you go. |
00:39:43 |
You're right, Boog. |
00:39:45 |
- This is really good. |
00:39:47 |
Unfortunately, some chocolate bars |
00:39:51 |
...is too much commitment |
00:39:53 |
...instead of settling |
00:39:55 |
- You're missing the point. |
00:39:58 |
...I bet Elliot's singing a new tune |
00:40:02 |
Cold. So cold. |
00:40:07 |
I don't need anybody. |
00:40:35 |
This... This is a good |
00:40:40 |
Elliot, remember, |
00:40:44 |
I'll find Mr. Weenie all by myself. |
00:40:47 |
I don't need anybody. |
00:40:52 |
So what if she tucks me in at night, |
00:40:56 |
Makes really good |
00:40:58 |
...or rubs my head |
00:41:01 |
Criminy, what have I done? |
00:41:06 |
Giselle! |
00:41:12 |
Break er, break er. |
00:41:15 |
Ten-four. |
00:41:16 |
Roberto, come on now. |
00:41:18 |
Hurry up. |
00:41:20 |
Did you hear that, Fif? |
00:41:24 |
I'm looking forward |
00:41:27 |
...and the pool and the babes. |
00:41:30 |
How about you, Fifi? |
00:41:34 |
- Easy does it. Keep that ice pack on. |
00:41:38 |
Good advice, bud. |
00:41:46 |
Here. |
00:41:48 |
- Here. |
00:41:50 |
...this is where the Weenie was. |
00:41:53 |
- Gone. |
00:41:55 |
- Well, let's check it out. |
00:42:01 |
What have we here? |
00:42:04 |
Come on, Squiz. |
00:42:07 |
And over here, |
00:42:10 |
A battle? Are you serious? |
00:42:12 |
- Is he for real? |
00:42:15 |
And here, |
00:42:19 |
- What? |
00:42:21 |
It's unspeakable because |
00:42:24 |
- Oh, brother, you got to be ki... |
00:42:27 |
How would I know? |
00:42:32 |
- What do you think, Boog? |
00:42:34 |
If only we had some kind of a sign. |
00:42:38 |
- Come on, everyone. |
00:42:42 |
Stay sharp |
00:42:47 |
Fifi, would you take a gander |
00:42:51 |
This, my half-pint friend, |
00:42:55 |
Oh, Roberto. |
00:42:57 |
- I can't... I can't do this. |
00:43:00 |
I think a bald spot |
00:43:03 |
- Singe is the new pompadour. |
00:43:06 |
Sure thing. |
00:43:12 |
We gave him everything |
00:43:17 |
I don't know if we should |
00:43:21 |
No, no, no. |
00:43:22 |
He would want us to go on |
00:43:25 |
Road hog! |
00:43:29 |
I knew you'd agree. |
00:43:32 |
I'm free, I'm free |
00:43:33 |
Sing it with me, Buddy. |
00:43:34 |
Free at last, free at last |
00:43:37 |
What monstrosity is that? |
00:43:40 |
Scary. |
00:43:44 |
Elliot? |
00:43:46 |
Where are the others? |
00:43:47 |
Oh, they're rescuing |
00:43:50 |
- Hey, Buddy. |
00:43:52 |
- But Weenie... |
00:43:53 |
- Are free like you. |
00:43:54 |
Oh, yeah. I'm free. |
00:43:57 |
Free to be alone |
00:44:00 |
You don't understand. |
00:44:01 |
Our friends are heading |
00:44:05 |
Have them get me a T-shirt. |
00:44:07 |
The pets, they hate the wilds. |
00:44:10 |
They're in serious danger. |
00:44:14 |
Weenie. When did you get here? |
00:44:16 |
Don't you see? |
00:44:19 |
- They'll all be torn to pieces. |
00:44:22 |
- Pieces, you Strudelk opf. |
00:44:24 |
- Giselle's in trouble? |
00:44:26 |
Well, why didn't you say so? |
00:44:29 |
- I'm coming to save you! |
00:44:34 |
No, I'm not...! |
00:44:36 |
Goodbye. |
00:44:41 |
Look at all those RVs. |
00:44:43 |
Weenie must be here. |
00:44:45 |
So how are we gonna get inside? |
00:44:47 |
I'm a grizzly. No biggie. |
00:44:50 |
Look, just like that little guy. |
00:44:52 |
Wild animal breach. |
00:44:57 |
Okay. Who's got |
00:45:00 |
Aye, it's easy. |
00:45:02 |
Or we could fly you all in. |
00:45:04 |
Oh, there's a great idea. |
00:45:05 |
A 1-pound bag of crazy |
00:45:10 |
- What? I'm 900 pounds. |
00:45:13 |
- Oh, you think you so tough? |
00:45:16 |
- What do you got? |
00:45:17 |
- Stop it! |
00:45:18 |
Grow up, you two. |
00:45:20 |
Now, come on. Let's stay on track. |
00:45:24 |
It looks safe enough. |
00:45:27 |
Follow me. |
00:45:38 |
What's wrong? |
00:45:40 |
Come on, spit it out. |
00:45:42 |
Oh, you're so beautiful. |
00:45:45 |
- Just like Mama. |
00:45:47 |
I see a woman and her dog. |
00:45:48 |
Yeah. Look again. |
00:45:54 |
- Oh, I'm gonna have nightmares! |
00:45:57 |
Come along, Jezzabelle. Heel. |
00:45:59 |
Hey, are you thinking |
00:46:02 |
Definitely. |
00:46:04 |
There we go. Perfecto. |
00:46:07 |
This is not at all what I was thinking. |
00:46:09 |
- This'll never work. |
00:46:11 |
Sure it will. We look great. |
00:46:15 |
What? I could sell this. |
00:46:21 |
Is he serious? |
00:46:26 |
Boog, the idea |
00:46:28 |
She's right. You look ridiculous. |
00:46:30 |
All right, fine. |
00:46:32 |
- But if things get all crazy... |
00:46:37 |
Do I really have to wear a bow? |
00:46:40 |
You're supposed to be a little dog, |
00:46:43 |
What are you two looking at? |
00:46:46 |
Deni, follow me. |
00:46:48 |
Okay. |
00:46:54 |
Interesting. |
00:46:55 |
Oh, poor Fifi. |
00:46:57 |
Here. A little zinc will help |
00:47:02 |
Have fun now. |
00:47:04 |
It's not bad. |
00:47:05 |
No one will even notice. |
00:47:09 |
No one will notice? |
00:47:11 |
No one will notice? |
00:47:13 |
No one will notice? |
00:47:15 |
- No one will notice? |
00:47:16 |
- No one will notice? |
00:47:18 |
- He noticed. He noticed. |
00:47:20 |
- I noticed. |
00:47:21 |
- You noticed. |
00:47:22 |
- We all noticed. I noticed! |
00:47:24 |
Forget about it. |
00:47:25 |
Me and my big mouth. |
00:47:26 |
- One king and two doggy beds. |
00:47:31 |
This is so weird. |
00:47:39 |
Classic flattop. One of my favourites. |
00:47:42 |
Of all the stupid... |
00:47:44 |
- Quiet. |
00:47:46 |
This is the strangest place |
00:47:48 |
Let's find Weenie |
00:47:51 |
Just ignore them. |
00:47:53 |
Keep walking. No eye contact. |
00:47:56 |
What you looking at, |
00:47:58 |
McSquizzy. |
00:48:00 |
What did I just say? |
00:48:02 |
- Get down, everyone. |
00:48:04 |
Fetch. Fetch it, buddy. |
00:48:06 |
- Mine, mine, mine. |
00:48:08 |
This place is giving me |
00:48:10 |
Giselle! |
00:48:15 |
- My spine. |
00:48:19 |
This looks nothing like the brochure, |
00:48:22 |
Pets and their owners. |
00:48:25 |
They look so happy together. |
00:48:28 |
Oh, I don't know if I can go in there |
00:48:32 |
Oh, forget Mama. |
00:48:33 |
Giselle. We have to get in there |
00:48:36 |
- And the others. |
00:48:38 |
Repeat after me: I'm wild. |
00:48:41 |
I'm wild. |
00:48:43 |
With conviction. |
00:48:44 |
I'm wild! |
00:48:46 |
- What was that for? |
00:48:48 |
Fair enough. |
00:48:49 |
What was that for? |
00:48:51 |
That one was just for fun. |
00:48:53 |
Might be a little cold. |
00:48:57 |
That looks painful. |
00:48:59 |
- Too hard? |
00:49:01 |
Another round, Mr. Bailey? |
00:49:04 |
Another round, Mr. Whiskers? |
00:49:08 |
Hey there, pretty lady. |
00:49:10 |
Who's he calling a lady? |
00:49:12 |
- Hey. |
00:49:14 |
Beat it, Doberman pinhead. |
00:49:17 |
Good looks and funny too. |
00:49:19 |
But I was not talking to the Dalmatian, |
00:49:23 |
- Idiot. I'm not a girl! |
00:49:26 |
Hey, chica. |
00:49:27 |
You take care |
00:49:31 |
"Take care of that bod"? |
00:49:32 |
I'll give you "Take care of that bod," |
00:49:36 |
- There, there. I see them. |
00:49:39 |
- I still got it, eh? |
00:49:41 |
- Mr. Weenie. |
00:49:44 |
Mr. Weenie? |
00:49:45 |
Weenie? |
00:49:48 |
Roger, something's not right. |
00:49:51 |
Barracuda. |
00:49:54 |
Weenie. |
00:49:58 |
Oh, goodness me. |
00:49:59 |
I think we have some dogs |
00:50:02 |
The girl with the bow, she's mine. |
00:50:06 |
- We have to go. |
00:50:09 |
- Stanley, it's the fishies. |
00:50:13 |
Oh, no. |
00:50:14 |
My friends, today justice |
00:50:20 |
...and a rhinestone collar. |
00:50:24 |
Excuse me, |
00:50:27 |
Quiet! Squirrel! Varmint! |
00:50:30 |
- Quiet! Quiet! |
00:50:33 |
- Shut up! |
00:50:35 |
- Let's go get Boog. |
00:50:41 |
- Quiet. |
00:50:43 |
Elliot, Weenie. |
00:50:47 |
- What are you doing? |
00:50:49 |
What do you mean? |
00:50:51 |
- McSquizzy? |
00:50:53 |
He doesn't even like you. |
00:50:54 |
Look, I'm not talking to some |
00:50:58 |
...about my personal relationships. |
00:51:00 |
- Boog's fatter. No way. |
00:51:04 |
It is you. Did you lose weight? |
00:51:05 |
When did you start thinking |
00:51:10 |
Well, you were hibernating, |
00:51:12 |
Turns out we have a lot in common. |
00:51:15 |
- You are nuts. |
00:51:17 |
- Where are the others? |
00:51:20 |
- And they've been captured! |
00:51:24 |
Oh, come on. |
00:51:25 |
Boog. I'm Boog. |
00:51:27 |
No, Boog is a big fat guy. |
00:51:29 |
- That's not you. |
00:51:30 |
- I thought that he was McSquizzy too. |
00:51:34 |
- What do you mean, captured? |
00:51:36 |
...by a gaggle of vicious domestics. |
00:51:39 |
- Enough talk. |
00:51:41 |
You don't wanna go stomping on |
00:51:44 |
- You're right. What we need is a... |
00:51:46 |
Don't say it. |
00:51:49 |
- Plan! |
00:51:52 |
- This is not gonna work. |
00:51:54 |
Don't doubt me, number two friend. |
00:51:56 |
- Trust the plan. |
00:52:01 |
- Well, that was easy. |
00:52:02 |
- I told you it would work. |
00:52:04 |
- Just a minute! |
00:52:06 |
- The plan's not gonna work. |
00:52:09 |
Do you think you can just |
00:52:13 |
...without your room key, |
00:52:16 |
You must've dropped this. |
00:52:21 |
A voice like an angel. |
00:52:23 |
- I wonder where I left my room key. |
00:52:27 |
Nice try. |
00:52:29 |
You're not fooling anyone |
00:52:32 |
What are you wearing, |
00:52:35 |
Get out of here, you vagrant. |
00:52:37 |
- We made it. |
00:52:39 |
Well, yes, because we had a plan. |
00:52:42 |
Giselle. Giselle, where are you? |
00:52:47 |
Go. |
00:52:51 |
Help! Help! |
00:52:53 |
Help! Somebody, help us! |
00:52:55 |
Scream all you like. |
00:52:59 |
And the house pets... |
00:53:01 |
...well, they hate wilds |
00:53:06 |
When I get free, |
00:53:09 |
...you big tube, you numpty, |
00:53:12 |
Watch your language, varmint. |
00:53:14 |
What a vile little creature. |
00:53:17 |
My friends, it is time |
00:53:25 |
You gotta be kidding me, right? |
00:53:27 |
Hey, Fif. Are you sure we can't |
00:53:30 |
Yeah. Let the little girl squirrel go. |
00:53:33 |
Not a chance. |
00:53:35 |
Roberto, you know what to do. |
00:53:37 |
- Wha...? I don't know what you mean. |
00:53:40 |
- Collar them, collar them, collar them. |
00:53:42 |
- Okay. |
00:53:44 |
...you fool. |
00:53:47 |
- The pool, so tempting. |
00:53:49 |
- Elliot's right. |
00:53:51 |
- Oh, sweet libations. |
00:53:54 |
- The buffet. Wiener schnitzel? |
00:53:56 |
- Strudel. |
00:53:57 |
- Mama's favourite. |
00:54:01 |
Boog, grab him. |
00:54:03 |
- Weenie. |
00:54:04 |
- Way to go, Boog. |
00:54:06 |
I'll catch up. |
00:54:08 |
Leave us alone. Help! |
00:54:11 |
- Try this. |
00:54:12 |
- Help! |
00:54:14 |
You fuzz ball, |
00:54:16 |
Oh, but I already have. |
00:54:20 |
Oh, but you already haven't. |
00:54:24 |
- What are you doing? |
00:54:27 |
Get lost, old lady. |
00:54:31 |
I am no old lady. |
00:54:32 |
- It is the porcupine in disguise. |
00:54:37 |
- I didn't see him up there. Did you? |
00:54:40 |
- Who is Elliot? |
00:54:42 |
And I'm here to rescue my lady, |
00:54:46 |
What's your name? |
00:54:50 |
- Did anybody see that coming? |
00:54:53 |
- Even Roger saw that coming. |
00:54:56 |
Come on, Weenie. |
00:55:00 |
Das ist beautiful. |
00:55:02 |
Weenie, would you |
00:55:05 |
Oh, man. |
00:55:06 |
Now how you gonna hide |
00:55:10 |
A 1200-pound wild bear! |
00:55:12 |
What, 1200 pounds? |
00:55:14 |
Girl, you know that ain't right. |
00:55:19 |
This is mostly fur... |
00:55:20 |
...and fur adds |
00:55:23 |
Go, go, go! |
00:55:24 |
I'll be bulking up to hibernate. |
00:55:29 |
- Bear! |
00:55:30 |
We have a security breach. |
00:55:31 |
Perimeter has been compromised. |
00:55:33 |
Telling you, I'm gonna be |
00:55:36 |
- We have a grizzly on the loose. |
00:55:39 |
...who's ready for swimming season. |
00:55:41 |
Fire! |
00:55:45 |
Hey, man, be cool. Back off. |
00:55:48 |
Go. |
00:55:49 |
Little dude, go. |
00:55:51 |
You come back here right now. |
00:55:53 |
Go. |
00:56:00 |
This is crazy. |
00:56:04 |
Weenie! |
00:56:12 |
Fifi, come on. |
00:56:14 |
You see why |
00:56:16 |
They will take everything. |
00:56:18 |
Our food, our homes, our very lives! |
00:56:22 |
Wait. If this is the end, |
00:56:25 |
- Giselle, I really, really, really... |
00:56:29 |
- Time's up. |
00:56:32 |
I do believe this boy's |
00:56:35 |
- Yeah, give the guy a sporting chance. |
00:56:38 |
You've already made it clear |
00:56:40 |
I feel that this |
00:56:44 |
- Please let me finish. |
00:56:46 |
You've got 60 seconds. |
00:56:48 |
Are you serious? |
00:56:50 |
- Hey, you better hurry up. |
00:56:53 |
Giselle, before the wedding, |
00:56:57 |
- What? |
00:56:58 |
Very huge. And it broke very bad. |
00:57:01 |
And without my huge rack, |
00:57:05 |
- But as time went on... |
00:57:07 |
The point is, I'm a better buck |
00:57:12 |
...but with you, Giselle, |
00:57:15 |
Oh, that's awful. |
00:57:17 |
And how does this relate |
00:57:19 |
...and the fact that you left me |
00:57:21 |
- Left you at the altar? |
00:57:26 |
Oh, no. |
00:57:28 |
- No, no. You are missing the point. |
00:57:31 |
During our wedding, there was |
00:57:34 |
Another woman? |
00:57:36 |
I can't even handle one. |
00:57:38 |
Speak for yourself, amigo. |
00:57:39 |
No. No. |
00:57:41 |
The kind that grabbed Mr. Weenie. |
00:57:43 |
- You're disgusting. |
00:57:45 |
- You make me sick. |
00:57:49 |
- Isn't it refreshing? |
00:57:54 |
Fifteen seconds. |
00:57:56 |
Will you, please? |
00:57:59 |
And me? Not always good. |
00:58:00 |
But with you, the me |
00:58:03 |
You make my not-good me |
00:58:05 |
And that's not almost good, |
00:58:08 |
So, Giselle, you and me, |
00:58:10 |
Understand? |
00:58:11 |
- Tick, tick, tick! |
00:58:14 |
Forget it. |
00:58:16 |
- Finally. |
00:58:18 |
Cannonball! |
00:58:20 |
Gotcha. |
00:58:21 |
I love you, Boog. |
00:58:25 |
Goodness me. |
00:58:30 |
Hold on, now. |
00:58:33 |
There it is. |
00:58:35 |
- That was close. |
00:58:37 |
You're still in danger. |
00:58:38 |
The Fifi will kill you all. |
00:58:40 |
Get the collars off. |
00:58:43 |
Fifi, where are you going? |
00:58:45 |
Mr. Weenie? |
00:58:47 |
Let's get you out of those ropes. |
00:58:49 |
- Boog, look out. |
00:58:53 |
Elliot, you take care of these guys. |
00:58:56 |
- We gotta get these off. |
00:58:59 |
I won't let you hurt my friends. |
00:59:00 |
Hey. |
00:59:03 |
Weenie's in trouble. I gotta go. |
00:59:05 |
- Weenie, I'm coming. |
00:59:08 |
Breaker, breaker. |
00:59:11 |
This is Mudflaps. Over. |
00:59:13 |
You're not gonna believe it. |
00:59:15 |
Mr. Weenie just |
00:59:17 |
- Over. |
00:59:20 |
Hurry. Get in. |
00:59:24 |
Hey, where's the fire, huh? |
00:59:28 |
Oh, boy. There it is. |
00:59:32 |
Mr. Weenie, Mama's coming, baby. |
00:59:34 |
Mama's coming. |
00:59:40 |
Hey, Chet, lock up, would you? |
00:59:42 |
I'm calling it a day, huh? |
00:59:48 |
Finally, some alone time. |
00:59:52 |
Look out there, doggy. |
00:59:54 |
Weenie. Weenie. |
00:59:56 |
- Are you all right? |
00:59:59 |
- I got it. |
01:00:02 |
Oh, no, you don't. |
01:00:11 |
Oh, my. |
01:00:15 |
Save Rico, chica. Save Rico. |
01:00:17 |
There's so many. |
01:00:20 |
Lock and load. |
01:00:21 |
Pull! |
01:00:26 |
Stanley, duck. |
01:00:28 |
Man down. I'm hit. |
01:00:30 |
See? One duck, two duck. |
01:00:34 |
We did it. |
01:00:35 |
- Come on, Rico. |
01:00:38 |
Take that. |
01:00:41 |
Fire! |
01:00:47 |
Saved by the slobber. |
01:00:49 |
- Get him off me! Get him off! |
01:00:52 |
Oh, no. |
01:00:54 |
- That's Elliot. |
01:01:02 |
- Elliot? |
01:01:03 |
- Rico, where is he? |
01:01:05 |
- He's gotta get those collars off. |
01:01:08 |
Or everyone gets it. |
01:01:09 |
Do you understand? |
01:01:15 |
- Elliot. You okay? |
01:01:18 |
- You could've gotten here sooner. |
01:01:21 |
Let this be an example to you all. |
01:01:26 |
- No, don't. |
01:01:27 |
- Don't do it. |
01:01:29 |
- Don't do it, Fifi. |
01:01:32 |
Hold on, pal. |
01:01:35 |
This is it. |
01:01:39 |
Oh, no. |
01:01:43 |
What? How did you do that? |
01:01:45 |
The old switcheroo, Boog. |
01:01:47 |
That was not fair. |
01:01:54 |
I gotta be honest with you. |
01:01:55 |
He kind of had that coming. |
01:01:57 |
Ice cream. |
01:02:01 |
Hang in there, Hoppy. |
01:02:02 |
But, officers, Fox Jaws |
01:02:06 |
Are you sure you haven't seen him? |
01:02:08 |
Why don't you run through |
01:02:11 |
Yeah, Dispatch, |
01:02:13 |
...early 30s, |
01:02:16 |
- We're sending him over to County. |
01:02:19 |
You heard him. Go. |
01:02:21 |
He's also dark brown |
01:02:23 |
...and he walks |
01:02:26 |
Does this match the description |
01:02:30 |
Oh, Mr. Weenie. |
01:02:32 |
I miss you so much. |
01:02:36 |
Hey, Roberto, my main man. |
01:02:37 |
- I appreciate the help out there. |
01:02:40 |
And if you're ever |
01:02:42 |
We'll split a pizza pie. My treat. |
01:02:45 |
From this day forward, domestics |
01:02:51 |
So your doghouse or mine, chica? |
01:02:53 |
Hey, Rico, come here. |
01:02:58 |
I'm not a girl! |
01:02:59 |
What? Señor, you have played |
01:03:05 |
Come on, Elliot. |
01:03:07 |
- I hear you. Come on, Giselle. |
01:03:10 |
Well, it's time to swap spit |
01:03:13 |
You said it, cowboy. |
01:03:15 |
- Hold on. Wait for me. |
01:03:17 |
Hey, wait, Mr. Weenie. |
01:03:18 |
Aren't you coming? |
01:03:20 |
Well, I have decided |
01:03:23 |
- Why not? |
01:03:26 |
...I have realised that if you're never |
01:03:30 |
- We're not tied together anymore. |
01:03:32 |
So we have to be tied up in order...? |
01:03:34 |
No. We must have limits |
01:03:37 |
Find a seat. This could take a while. |
01:03:40 |
All that matters |
01:03:42 |
...und the one that loves you. |
01:03:44 |
You're not making |
01:03:46 |
I'm just gonna spend the rest of my life |
01:03:50 |
Giselle. |
01:03:52 |
Wait for me. |
01:03:54 |
Goodbye, my friends. |
01:03:55 |
I will miss you all! |
01:03:57 |
Weenie. It's been ages. |
01:04:01 |
- Here's my chance. |
01:04:02 |
Let's go find your buddy Stanley. |
01:04:04 |
No, no, no. He's your friend now. |
01:04:08 |
- It's so sad, isn't it, Bob? |
01:04:10 |
Calm down. Calm down. |
01:04:13 |
Look. There he is. Long and jiggly. |
01:04:15 |
Mr. Weenie? Is that you? |
01:04:19 |
Mr. Weenie. |
01:04:24 |
Mr. Weenie! |
01:04:30 |
Oh, my baby. |
01:04:31 |
You came back to Mama. |
01:04:34 |
Don't lose him again, now. |
01:04:36 |
- That dog loves you. |
01:04:38 |
Oh, no. The woman-beast |
01:04:42 |
What? Is that what you call torture? |
01:04:48 |
Yeah. Why do you ask? |
01:04:49 |
Why? Man, |
01:04:52 |
You know, kiss, kiss, hug, hug. |
01:04:56 |
I might have misread that. |
01:04:58 |
You might have misread that? |
01:04:59 |
- Let me at him! |
01:05:02 |
- Come on. |
01:05:04 |
- Take it easy. |
01:05:08 |
You know what, Giselle? |
01:05:11 |
About what? |
01:05:12 |
About, you know, all that stuff |
01:05:16 |
Stuff? Oh, Elliot. |
01:05:19 |
How do I know you really feel it |
01:05:22 |
- Well, do I have to spell it out for you? |
01:05:25 |
- Okay. You, me, together for... |
01:05:28 |
You were saying? |
01:05:29 |
It's me and you for... |
01:05:32 |
- Go on. |
01:05:35 |
Why do these birds and ducks |
01:05:38 |
...every time you're near? |
01:05:40 |
Unless, like me... |
01:05:43 |
...they long to be close to you. |
01:05:46 |
Oh, Elliot, |
01:05:49 |
Why do stars fall down from the sky |
01:05:54 |
Every time you walk by? |
01:05:59 |
Just like me |
01:06:01 |
They long to be |
01:06:04 |
Close to you |
01:06:08 |
On the day that you were born |
01:06:12 |
And decided to create |
01:06:17 |
So they sprinkled moon dust |
01:06:20 |
And starlight in your eyes of blue |
01:06:25 |
That is why |
01:06:30 |
Follow me... |
01:06:32 |
- Oh, dear. |
01:06:34 |
It's true. |
01:06:35 |
Just lik e me |
01:06:37 |
They long to be |
01:06:40 |
Close to you |
01:06:44 |
Just lik e me |
01:06:46 |
They long to be |
01:06:50 |
Close to you |
01:06:54 |
Giselle, I love you. |
01:06:57 |
You said it! |
01:06:58 |
I love you, Elliot. |
01:07:02 |
Yeah, that's my man. |
01:07:04 |
Close to you |
01:07:13 |
Close to you |
01:07:16 |
Not too close. |
01:07:22 |
Close to you |
01:07:25 |
I love this song. |
01:07:31 |
Close to you |
01:07:33 |
Oh, Roberto, that's beautiful. |
01:07:40 |
Close to you |
01:07:42 |
Sing it, Bob. |
01:07:52 |
Big finish now. |
01:07:58 |
Elliot? |
01:08:04 |
Close to you |
01:08:09 |
That just ain't right. |
01:08:10 |
Come on! |