Open Season

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00:01:21 Now, that's a roar, Boog.
00:01:24 Now get in. We're gonna be late.
00:01:28 No denying. The girl's got growl.
00:01:32 Can you get down like this?
00:01:35 Then bring it right back, huh?
00:01:53 Here it comes.
00:02:42 Hey, Gordy.
00:02:45 Morning, Beth.
00:02:56 Welcome to Timberline's
00:03:00 I'm Ranger Beth.
00:03:02 Please, put your hands together
00:03:05 Behold, the mighty grizzly.
00:03:22 You can say I'm in love
00:03:25 But no one understands me
00:03:37 Looks like you're going
00:03:44 We rocked that house,
00:03:47 They were eating out of our hands.
00:03:51 Eating out of your paw.
00:03:54 That's good.
00:03:59 Shaw.
00:04:04 You wait here, Boog.
00:04:08 - Cuff him, Gordy.
00:04:10 He's at it again.
00:04:13 Shaw, hunting season doesn't start
00:04:16 What are you doing
00:04:19 What? It ain't my fault.
00:04:23 Where, on the interstate?
00:04:30 Sort of.
00:04:34 Where is that girl?
00:04:47 That's nasty.
00:04:56 What? What the...?
00:05:01 I saw a bright light and...
00:05:04 - Am I dead?
00:05:07 But seeing how
00:05:10 - What's a Shaw?
00:05:13 A hunter? Did he get you too?
00:05:16 You don't see me tied up,
00:05:18 - This is my ride.
00:05:21 Yeah, this is my town, okay?
00:05:22 These are my people.
00:05:28 Nobody's hunting this bear.
00:05:31 Really? Well, then untie me.
00:05:36 - Ain't gonna be able to do it.
00:05:38 I don't wanna be mounted on a wall.
00:05:41 - Calm down. Ain't gonna happen.
00:05:43 - Not with that rack.
00:05:48 My... It's...
00:05:51 I'm a unihorn. Don't look at me.
00:05:55 I'm hideous. I'm a monster.
00:06:00 - Tree-hugger.
00:06:02 Veggieburger.
00:06:03 All right, all right.
00:06:05 Listen, Girl Scout,
00:06:08 I'm just respecting the natural order:
00:06:14 But your bear...
00:06:17 He belongs somewhere
00:06:21 Between two slices of rye,
00:06:25 You're a sick, sick,
00:06:30 Put me down for a box of Thin Mints,
00:06:36 Six-toed gun monkey.
00:06:40 Come on, I'm begging you.
00:06:45 Come on. Please, please, please?
00:06:52 Hey, go on now. Scamper on
00:06:59 Little one-horned freak.
00:07:01 Buddy? He called me "buddy."
00:07:08 My buck.
00:07:12 My truck. Why, you little...
00:07:14 Shaw, no shooting in town.
00:07:17 But, Gordy, that bear leaned over
00:07:21 - Didn't you see that?
00:07:26 Shaw, you've been living
00:07:35 They can't tell me what I seen,
00:07:40 Wheel of Fortune!
00:07:48 Big money got to come. Come on.
00:07:51 - Okay, buddy, time for bed.
00:07:54 - There's no R...
00:07:57 Mr. Dinkleman's waiting.
00:08:10 Good night, big guy.
00:08:15 Oh, did I forget something?
00:08:23 No, no, no. No more treats for you.
00:08:27 No, stop it.
00:08:30 Not the face.
00:08:34 No, it's not gonna work this time.
00:08:37 It's cute, but no... All right.
00:08:44 If you go out in the woods today
00:08:49 If you go out in the woods today
00:08:55 For every bear
00:08:57 Will gather there together because
00:09:00 Today's the day
00:09:02 The teddy bears have their picnic
00:09:09 Good night, Boog.
00:09:20 Who's there?
00:09:25 I'm warning you. I got ten claws
00:09:28 - Hey, buddy. It's me, Elliot.
00:09:32 You helped me,
00:09:34 I'm busting you out of here.
00:09:37 Come on. Let's book it before
00:09:40 No, cornflake.
00:09:43 - This here is my home.
00:09:49 Now haul your little butt
00:09:51 - What's this?
00:09:53 So soft. What is that?
00:09:59 What are you doing in there?
00:10:01 This place is big enough for two.
00:10:03 - What?
00:10:06 Does this look natural?
00:10:09 - Give me that.
00:10:11 - Dinkleman.
00:10:14 Is Dinkleman your doll?
00:10:17 I don't care about that old thing.
00:10:24 Oh, I get it. You're like a pet.
00:10:27 - I ain't nobody's pet.
00:10:31 I do what I want, when I want,
00:10:35 Well, then let's go.
00:10:39 Outside?
00:10:41 Why would I wanna go outside
00:10:47 Whoa, what's that?
00:10:49 I call them Woo Hoos, like:
00:10:53 You want one?
00:10:54 I know where there's a bunch of them,
00:10:59 ...outside.
00:11:03 Inside. Outside.
00:11:06 - Inside. Outside.
00:11:09 - Stupid nose.
00:11:26 Okay, I got that Woo Hoo right out of
00:11:29 You got that out the garbage?
00:11:32 I had that in my mouth
00:11:36 Dude, you're freaking me out
00:11:42 - Whoa.
00:11:43 - It's a whole Woo Hoo village.
00:11:49 It's locked. Maybe we should
00:11:52 Hey.
00:11:55 Elliot, look what you... You did.
00:11:58 You gonna get us in some trouble.
00:12:04 The Woo Hoo bar.
00:12:06 She's my lady. Smooth and creamy.
00:12:09 So bad, I shouldn't. Yet I will.
00:12:22 What is that?
00:12:24 Whoa, let me try.
00:12:30 Boog. Boog?
00:12:34 - Hello, idiot.
00:13:01 I come in peace.
00:13:28 I'm foraging.
00:13:30 Pepperoni!
00:13:42 - All right. Yeah, there it is. Let's go.
00:13:50 - All right, yeah, there it is.
00:13:56 Behold, the mighty grizzly.
00:14:15 If you go out in the woods today
00:14:25 Yeah, and the giraffes...
00:14:26 ...they taste almost exactly
00:14:30 That's messed up.
00:14:33 Hey, Gordy.
00:14:38 Back up quick, before she sees me.
00:14:48 You're in big trouble, mister.
00:14:54 You know what sugar does
00:14:57 Straight to bed, now!
00:15:02 I'm so sorry. It's my fault.
00:15:05 - What if he had hurt someone?
00:15:08 - We're talking about Boog here.
00:15:12 I told you not to wait up.
00:15:14 - I'll take him back to the woods.
00:15:19 No, no, he's not ready to go back yet.
00:15:23 I tried to teach him the basics.
00:15:26 I took him fishing,
00:15:31 Gordy, please...
00:15:36 Boog is sorry.
00:15:39 - Beth, you're not his mother.
00:15:46 Excuse me. Go to bed, Boog!
00:15:55 One more summer.
00:15:56 That's all I'm asking,
00:16:00 Great, see? I can be reasonable.
00:16:02 You know something?
00:16:04 The longer you wait, the harder
00:16:09 Oh, I'm sure he'll...
00:16:14 And the harder it's gonna be
00:16:21 Good night, Beth.
00:16:45 What am I gonna do with you?
00:17:00 This isn't decaf. You know
00:17:03 I'd be talking up a storm,
00:17:06 ...a mile a minute
00:17:09 Mr. Weenie, heel. Heel, Mr. Weenie.
00:17:17 Hot.
00:17:24 It's terrible but wonderful
00:17:26 It's like freedom in a cup.
00:17:29 Out of hand.
00:17:39 You know, I heard Boog got loose
00:17:41 ...and he totally trashed the place.
00:17:43 - Really?
00:17:45 There's something wrong
00:17:51 You? It walks like a man.
00:18:03 Hold still,
00:18:07 Look out!
00:18:13 Not again.
00:18:15 Boog will have you eating out
00:18:19 Get it?
00:18:24 - So anyway...
00:18:27 Okay, relax, Boog.
00:18:32 - What the...?
00:18:35 What are you doing?
00:18:38 He's right behind me.
00:18:43 I knew it.
00:18:47 Hide me.
00:18:55 - All right, he's gone. Now get out.
00:18:57 - Where you going?
00:19:06 How cute, a donkey.
00:19:11 - You got me in enough trouble.
00:19:15 That means
00:19:17 What? Stop messing up my life.
00:19:19 You needed to get out.
00:19:22 - Thank you?
00:19:24 Stop calling me that. Now get out.
00:19:27 Need to hide. Need to hide.
00:19:29 Boog?
00:19:31 Oh, no, you don't.
00:19:33 - Out of the coat. Take it off.
00:19:35 - Take off the coat.
00:19:39 - He's eating the donkey.
00:19:42 You know he's still out there.
00:19:45 Eat you? He's not gonna...
00:19:48 Put that animal down this instant.
00:19:50 - Hold still.
00:19:53 But my show!
00:19:54 Sit, Boog. You're getting a time-out.
00:19:57 Do you hear me?
00:19:59 That guy wants to kill me.
00:20:02 No, wait.
00:20:08 - I chipped a hoof.
00:20:10 You chipped a... I'm gonna kill you.
00:20:12 He's harmless. Really.
00:20:17 Out of my way. Move.
00:20:18 Show's over,
00:20:29 Perfect.
00:20:30 Shaw. Drop that gun.
00:20:32 You're ruining my show.
00:20:36 Easy, now. Just line them up.
00:20:39 Two heads, one bullet.
00:20:48 Buttermilk biscuits.
00:21:05 Shaw, you're under arrest.
00:21:09 Shaw?
00:21:17 Gordy, I didn't know
00:21:20 It's time, Beth.
00:21:23 But what about hunting season?
00:21:26 Take him above the falls.
00:23:08 You're gonna be...
00:23:11 You're gonna be fine.
00:23:17 I'm gonna miss you, big guy.
00:24:05 Pretty.
00:24:15 Where's home? It's gone.
00:24:19 Someone stole it.
00:24:22 Hey, could you keep it down?
00:24:25 I'm trying to sleep here.
00:24:31 You.
00:24:33 - No, I didn't do it.
00:24:35 What do you see, Elliot?
00:24:37 What is it, Elliot? What is it?
00:24:39 Wait, don't tell me. I...
00:24:41 Timberline is missing!
00:24:43 - I was just gonna say that.
00:24:46 Breakfast, lunch, and dinner
00:24:48 My life is missing,
00:24:53 What are you gonna do?
00:25:02 You're funny.
00:25:04 I thought, "Maybe," but then
00:25:08 This ain't happening.
00:25:11 Think, Boog. She's mad,
00:25:14 All right, I'll go back
00:25:16 The face.
00:25:18 Gotta get back before
00:25:21 That'll clear it all up right there.
00:25:29 Boog!
00:25:31 You can't just go wandering
00:25:34 You don't know where you're going,
00:25:36 I'm going home.
00:25:38 Wait. Boog.
00:25:41 I know where Timberline is.
00:25:43 - I can get you back.
00:25:47 Quiet.
00:25:53 Timberline's gotta be
00:25:58 Well, that was quick.
00:26:04 Now, let's see.
00:26:10 Boog, is that you?
00:26:28 Boog.
00:26:39 Okay, I gotta get the lay of the land.
00:26:42 Somehow...
00:26:45 ...if I get up high enough, then...
00:26:49 All right.
00:26:50 I can do this.
00:26:53 No problem.
00:26:59 Lost your way to Sunday school, pal?
00:27:02 This is McSquizzy's turf.
00:27:05 Because that's me.
00:27:07 - What?
00:27:10 ...and I'll give you such a doing!
00:27:13 You and what army?
00:27:17 Oh, that army.
00:27:19 Mess not with the furrytail clan.
00:27:21 Defenders of the good,
00:27:25 ...guardians of the pine.
00:27:28 Keep your tree. I'll find another one.
00:27:32 Look! He's got a wee freakish twin
00:27:42 Oh, this one will work.
00:27:45 Hey. That was a warning, all right?
00:27:50 Try that again, and I'll be kicking
00:27:53 - What?
00:27:55 They're all my trees.
00:27:57 I suggest you turn round and head
00:28:00 That's what I'm trying to do.
00:28:03 ...and I'll be out of here.
00:28:09 That's it.
00:28:13 Ready!
00:28:15 Fire!
00:28:18 Hey, Boog, look. No hands.
00:28:21 I think I'm getting a sunburn,
00:28:23 Check it out.
00:28:27 All right, where's town?
00:28:29 Or what we would call this,
00:28:33 Look, just give me the directions.
00:28:36 I really need to get back.
00:28:38 So sad.
00:28:39 - Where's Timberline?
00:28:43 You got it good
00:28:45 Coffee, Woo Hoo bars, safety.
00:28:49 - Yeah, so?
00:28:52 - There is?
00:28:54 And I want in, Boog.
00:28:56 ...but when we get there,
00:28:58 Deal, partner?
00:29:01 What? Oh, no, no, no.
00:29:04 That ain't never
00:29:06 Don't you have a herd
00:29:08 What...? My herd?
00:29:12 These guys are my...
00:29:14 - They... They want the best for me.
00:29:19 Oh, well.
00:29:21 Because open season starts
00:29:24 Maybe one of those hunters
00:29:26 ...on the hood of their truck.
00:29:30 Hunters. Dang.
00:29:35 - Okay, okay.
00:29:37 Okay, let me hear you say it.
00:29:43 - Partners?
00:29:46 - What was that?
00:29:49 - Sorry, can't hear you.
00:29:53 ...we can be partners.
00:29:54 Partners?
00:30:00 Partners.
00:30:03 Okeydokey, this way!
00:30:05 You know, we should have
00:30:08 ...and like nicknames and stuff.
00:30:11 I'll call you Boogster...
00:30:12 ...and then you can call me
00:30:15 Isn't that great?
00:30:17 I made that up. You know,
00:30:19 It's just you and me.
00:30:21 Hey, who's the lady in the shorts?
00:30:37 I hope I'm not too late.
00:30:39 They've been out here all night.
00:30:42 A bear...
00:30:44 ...and a deer, working together.
00:30:47 How far does this conspiracy go?
00:30:49 What other animals are involved?
00:30:52 I hope the bald eagle hasn't turned.
00:30:55 No, no, no.
00:30:57 Maybe they're right.
00:30:59 Maybe... Maybe old Shaw is crazy.
00:31:03 Yeah, maybe.
00:31:15 Isn't it peaceful out here, Bob?
00:31:19 You're right, Bob. Let's not spoil
00:31:22 ...with idle chatter.
00:31:23 Some people can just jibber-jabber
00:31:26 What does that mean, Bob?
00:31:30 Where have the cows been?
00:31:42 Okay, Forest 101.
00:31:46 These big wood stick things
00:31:49 The big rocks are called mountains,
00:31:56 Altitude.
00:32:00 No jelly arm, no jelly arm. Come on.
00:32:05 - Elliot!
00:32:07 How many times must I say it?
00:32:09 I am the Incredible Mister E.
00:32:11 Elliot, please.
00:32:13 Look, if you don't use
00:32:15 ...how am I supposed to know that
00:32:32 Yeah, yeah. Okay, I got it.
00:32:34 Nice and easy.
00:32:39 Just rip it off fast, like a Band-Aid.
00:32:42 Hold still, okay?
00:32:44 Just be calm.
00:32:47 - Get it over with.
00:32:51 Cover my...?
00:32:54 Okay, scamper on back
00:33:01 Buddy.
00:33:02 Okay, ladies, this dam
00:33:05 Lift that birch.
00:33:08 Come on. Move it!
00:33:10 Yo, O'Toole!
00:33:11 - Yeah, boss?
00:33:14 ...on the bias down by the north end,
00:33:18 Put a twig in the hole.
00:33:21 Rookie.
00:33:23 Take five for lunch!
00:33:27 - What do you got?
00:33:29 - What do you got?
00:33:31 You wanna trade?
00:33:35 Hey, hey, guys. Check it out.
00:33:37 There goes the largest carnivore
00:33:40 - The mighty grizzly.
00:33:44 We're gonna be in a show.
00:33:49 Come here!
00:33:51 Hey, that's my good antler.
00:33:54 Listen, simple. We are not "we."
00:33:57 It's just me.
00:34:00 - Diva.
00:34:02 I understand what's going on here.
00:34:04 You're a little crabby
00:34:06 I, I...
00:34:09 I think yes.
00:34:12 I'm starving!
00:34:15 - Here, try this.
00:34:17 Picky, picky, picky.
00:34:19 Well, what do bears eat?
00:34:24 Fish. Bears eat fish.
00:34:29 All right, fishies, give it up for Boog!
00:34:51 Hey, Incredible Mister E.
00:34:53 Yes, Boogster?
00:34:55 - I gotta go.
00:34:59 No, I need a toilet.
00:35:03 You know, the think tank.
00:35:05 The log cabin, the johnny
00:35:10 - There's none of those things out here.
00:35:13 You know...
00:35:16 ...I can't remember. But listen.
00:35:18 Don't look now, but I see a little bush
00:35:24 A bush? Are you serious?
00:35:25 Go on. It's just like riding a bicycle.
00:35:28 Only you're crapping on it.
00:35:32 Show us your "grr" face, nature boy.
00:35:48 Hey. What are you doing here?
00:35:51 Get out of here.
00:35:53 I'm working here. Now, go.
00:35:57 All right, all right,
00:35:59 Nothing to see here.
00:36:03 You believe those guys?
00:36:07 Finished?
00:36:09 I bet my nuts
00:36:11 - I'll take a piece of that action.
00:36:14 Perhaps some roughage, buddy?
00:36:16 Buddy.
00:36:17 Perhaps some privacy.
00:36:19 - What are you doing on my house?
00:36:21 Oh, l... I didn't know...
00:36:23 - It would be an improvement.
00:36:26 Nothing. Why you gotta
00:36:28 - Boogster, what's the deal?
00:36:30 ...or you'll get yourself in trouble.
00:36:32 You're just jealous
00:36:35 I don't know.
00:36:37 Elliot, what do I do?
00:36:39 Well, that's easy.
00:36:41 - Show them who's boss.
00:36:44 I'm laying down the law.
00:36:47 Unless, of course, they're skunks.
00:36:50 Disgusting.
00:36:59 Giselle.
00:37:01 Ridiculous.
00:37:07 The woods is no place for a bear.
00:37:11 Ducks? Okay.
00:37:13 Look, don't move.
00:37:17 Oh, yeah. Sprucing up.
00:37:20 Quick. You guys gotta help me.
00:37:23 Don't mind Deni, monsieur.
00:37:27 Never been quite...
00:37:29 ...right since the great migration.
00:37:34 There were thousands of us
00:37:40 Then... Then it happened.
00:37:43 What happened?
00:37:45 What happened?
00:37:49 Just me and Deni were left.
00:37:51 How can you make a V
00:37:55 Well, you cannot, monsieur.
00:37:57 It's a tragedy!
00:38:01 Yeah, right, whatever.
00:38:04 But check this out.
00:38:06 Okay? Now, could one of you guys
00:38:09 ...and show me the way?
00:38:13 Quiet. They'll hear you.
00:38:16 Giselle.
00:38:18 - Elliot?
00:38:20 - How you doing?
00:38:23 Oh, you know. Big city.
00:38:26 Kind of a road trip. Saw the sights,
00:38:29 Things are looking up, Giselle.
00:38:31 Really? I heard
00:38:36 That... Rumor.
00:38:38 You better get out of here.
00:38:40 ...last time you talked to me?
00:38:46 How long have you had that tic?
00:38:48 I think it's getting worse.
00:38:51 Oh, crud.
00:38:57 Hello, "Smelliot."
00:39:01 I called him Smelliot.
00:39:04 Herd! Circle formation!
00:39:09 You pinheads. That's an oval.
00:39:11 More circle-y!
00:39:15 You got a lot of nerve
00:39:17 - Why, thank you.
00:39:21 Well, he was just going.
00:39:23 Yeah, lan.
00:39:24 I had to stop by and say hello
00:39:28 Bob, Kevin. Jurgen,
00:39:30 I told you to leave the herd
00:39:35 - Never?
00:39:38 Back?
00:39:40 I'm not... I'm not back.
00:39:43 Me and my best buddy
00:39:45 Yeah. I sure am gonna miss
00:39:49 Off the upholstery!
00:39:51 What now?
00:39:58 So as I was saying,
00:40:05 A bear! Bear. Bear. A bear.
00:40:08 Elliot, are you all right?
00:40:11 Buttermilk biscuit.
00:40:13 Hey, lan. Get a load of this.
00:40:16 Hey, cut it out.
00:40:18 Oh, I've heard of you.
00:40:20 You're that bear that got
00:40:26 It was... There was 20 of them.
00:40:29 And they had nuts.
00:40:32 Don't listen to him, Boog.
00:40:34 Boog? What is that short for?
00:40:37 - Booger?
00:40:39 - Listen, you!
00:40:43 - Well...
00:40:47 You two are perfect for each other.
00:40:50 You're a loser and you're a loser-er.
00:40:55 Herd, let's bound!
00:40:58 Hey, Elliot.
00:41:00 I think you lost something.
00:41:03 Maybe it'll grow back. Bye, Elliot.
00:41:06 Yeah, see you.
00:41:08 See you later, backpack boy!
00:41:15 That's right, fool. You better run.
00:41:17 Keep on prancing,
00:41:19 Yeah. One more word,
00:41:22 - That's right.
00:41:23 He's scared. He's scared.
00:41:25 - Look at him run. Look at him run.
00:41:27 Look at him go.
00:41:29 Are you not gonna buy him a drink
00:41:31 You big jessie.
00:41:37 On your bikes,
00:42:11 That was lan's girl
00:42:18 You dog.
00:42:21 Lan's right. I'm a loser.
00:42:24 - No, you're not a loser.
00:42:26 - No, you're not.
00:42:28 Trust me. You know the day I met you,
00:42:32 I lost my antler, I got run over
00:42:36 What do you call that?
00:42:38 A loser. But check this out.
00:42:41 Behold, the mighty grizzly.
00:42:44 I look like a bear, I talk like a bear.
00:42:47 But I can't fish, I can't climb a tree,
00:42:50 That's nothing. Half doe.
00:42:54 Hey, I ride a unicycle for crackers!
00:42:56 - I have a glass eye.
00:42:58 - I thought "log" was a color.
00:43:01 I killed a man.
00:43:14 Well, at least you've got a home.
00:43:17 Home. Yeah.
00:43:19 I sure hope so.
00:43:23 - Crimenently! Was that your neck?
00:43:28 My fishy crackers.
00:43:31 Thank you, Beth.
00:43:33 I'm coming home.
00:43:37 Try one, partner. Yeah.
00:43:39 Woo Hoo bars they ain't,
00:43:42 You know? Remind you of home.
00:43:44 Sweet, salty home.
00:43:50 Oh, yeah. To be back
00:43:55 Eight square meals a day,
00:44:00 Beth tucking me in every night.
00:44:02 It's like heaven to me.
00:44:07 You know,
00:44:12 ...l'm gonna make things right
00:44:15 And maybe, just maybe...
00:44:20 ...we'll find a place
00:44:23 Sweet! Oh, yeah. I'm in the garage.
00:44:26 Who's staying in the garage?
00:44:28 Who's got a place in the garage?
00:44:31 - Hey, buddy?
00:44:33 Do me a favor, will you?
00:44:38 - Ah, forget it.
00:44:40 Come on. I'm here for you.
00:44:42 Will you sing me
00:44:46 Absolutely. The what song?
00:44:49 Well, Beth always sings it to me,
00:44:53 - Okay. I'll give it a shot.
00:44:59 Once there was a magical elf
00:45:03 He lived downstairs
00:45:05 Who was constantly having to pee
00:45:07 One day the elf could take no more
00:45:10 So he went and banged
00:45:13 And what do you know
00:45:24 Good night, Boog.
00:45:26 I'm sleeping in the garage.
00:00:06 Come on. Beg.
00:00:08 Bob, he won't listen.
00:00:25 Dog worship.
00:00:27 Oh, my!
00:00:29 - You folks all right?
00:00:32 Taken you hostage. I know, I know.
00:00:33 You're safe now.
00:00:37 There, there, Mr. Weenie.
00:00:41 You're the sweetest
00:00:46 Don't be fooled. He's one of them.
00:00:50 - Who?
00:00:53 All them animals!
00:00:55 I have seen the future.
00:00:58 It will start in small towns
00:01:04 Soon, it'll spread.
00:01:07 They will invade from burrows,
00:01:15 If I don't stop them...
00:01:17 ...it'll be a total reversal
00:01:22 They laugh at old Shaw,
00:01:27 The truth will be revealed.
00:01:30 We know exactly what you mean.
00:01:34 - You do?
00:01:37 And we're trying to secure
00:01:40 ...of a real, live homo-sasquatchus.
00:01:44 - Homo-say-what?
00:01:47 Bigfoot...? I didn't realize
00:01:55 Don't trust him.
00:01:59 The moment you turn your back,
00:02:04 Oh, no, he can't. We had him fixed.
00:02:10 Boog?
00:02:14 Boog. Are you awake?
00:02:18 - I am now.
00:02:19 I was watching you sleep last night
00:02:24 Except for you're fat
00:02:31 We're gonna work on that, though.
00:02:33 I invented this cure
00:02:36 ...in your mouth.
00:02:39 Oh, by nightfall. Easy.
00:02:42 Are you sure?
00:02:43 Absolutely.
00:02:45 Hey, you wanna see
00:02:50 Well, then we better get going.
00:02:53 Right. We're on a tight schedule.
00:02:56 Oh, no. Whoa, wait.
00:02:58 Look, you gotta be real careful with
00:03:05 Want a fishy cracker?
00:03:09 No. I'll eat when I get home.
00:03:14 Listen, girlfriend.
00:03:15 You wanna find a man like my Ignacio,
00:03:18 What are you saying? I'm black
00:03:21 You go fine with everybody.
00:03:24 - Ain't those the same two skunks...
00:03:27 - My show?
00:03:29 She's slowing us down. It's gotta
00:03:33 I'm the star, and the people out there
00:03:36 ...a grizzly bear.
00:03:40 I see.
00:03:42 You get to have the career while
00:03:46 He's not even mine!
00:03:49 I don't get to have a dream.
00:03:54 Buddy.
00:03:57 Don't you think
00:04:01 ...a little dancing, a little:
00:04:04 But no. All I ever hear is, "How long
00:04:08 - How long until we get home?"
00:04:11 - No. All beavers look alike.
00:04:16 Yeah, that's right! Shake it, shake it!
00:04:19 - Let's see some moves!
00:04:22 Yeah.
00:04:23 Elliot, this is the same dang dam.
00:04:27 Circle. One time around.
00:04:31 You don't even know
00:04:36 Got them, Lorraine!
00:04:47 - What was that?
00:04:48 - What are they doing up here?
00:04:56 - Boog, we gotta hide.
00:04:58 Boog, wait! Don't go out there!
00:05:01 Hey, tubby, stop! Hey,
00:05:12 Oh, that's bad.
00:05:17 Rosie, in here.
00:05:35 - Stop. Get off.
00:05:38 Crud.
00:05:54 Shaw!
00:05:58 Dinkleman!
00:06:05 You're gonna be okay!
00:06:07 We're gonna die and you know it.
00:06:14 No one around here
00:06:18 Paddle, Boog! Paddle!
00:06:23 Grab a boulder! Grab a boulder!
00:06:26 Left, left. Right!
00:06:29 Oh, like you know.
00:06:37 Where is he?
00:06:39 He's gone. Oh, there he is.
00:06:41 No, wait. There he is. There he is.
00:06:45 - Why, you little...
00:06:47 Quiet, I'm trying to drive.
00:06:54 Faster, Boog!
00:06:57 Like fishing and hunting
00:07:14 - Give me a hand, Boog! Hold me!
00:07:18 Stop!
00:08:02 Dinkleman?
00:08:21 You. You did this.
00:08:25 - Yeah, that's right.
00:08:27 You dragged us down
00:08:29 - Yeah, where are we gonna hide?
00:08:32 And it's open season!
00:08:34 All right, all right. That's enough.
00:08:37 Guys, it's not his fault.
00:08:39 Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.
00:08:41 - My fault?
00:08:43 If it weren't for you
00:08:45 None of this
00:08:47 You said you knew the way back,
00:08:50 L... No.
00:08:54 Okay.
00:08:55 Okay, maybe...
00:08:58 I thought if you hung out with me
00:09:00 Oh, man. I trusted you, Elliot.
00:09:04 I'm sorry, Boog.
00:09:07 We're still partners, right?
00:09:09 You know, Elliot, I'm better off alone.
00:09:13 What about us?
00:09:15 - Yeah.
00:09:17 Us? There's no us.
00:09:19 You're not my problem.
00:09:23 - But... Boog, wait.
00:10:54 - Oh, no.
00:10:57 All right, guys. Good luck.
00:10:59 - Hey, Earl. That a new truck?
00:11:04 You okay?
00:11:06 I put him way above the falls.
00:11:09 I hope I did the right thing.
00:11:11 Don't worry, Beth. I'm sure Boog
00:11:18 Stupid nature.
00:11:22 Civilization.
00:11:29 Hello?
00:11:31 Excuse me. Is anybody home?
00:11:42 Oh, sweet porcelain.
00:11:53 And the crowd goes wild!
00:11:59 Now, there's gotta be
00:12:57 Oh, no.
00:12:58 Deers, skunks, beavers.
00:13:03 I gotta hide.
00:13:08 That bear's turned them all.
00:13:22 Here you go, Lorraine.
00:13:27 Come morning,
00:13:31 And then I'm gonna
00:13:35 Elliot.
00:13:43 Someone's been eating my candy.
00:13:52 Somebody's been sitting in my chair.
00:14:00 Somebody forgot to flush!
00:14:07 And he's still here.
00:14:12 Come back for your bear,
00:14:22 Ready or not, here I come!
00:14:33 If you go out in the woods today
00:14:41 If you go out in the woods today
00:14:49 'Cause every bear
00:14:54 Was gathered there
00:14:59 Today's the day
00:15:03 Their picnic!
00:15:34 Hey, bear! There ain't nowhere
00:15:49 As soon as I get mine:
00:15:52 Blowing their heads off!
00:15:53 Good time.
00:16:17 Elliot.
00:16:30 No buddy.
00:16:47 Elliot, you've gotta hide.
00:16:51 The hunters are here.
00:17:04 He's gonna give us away.
00:17:08 All right! Bring it! Bring it!
00:17:12 - Boog?
00:17:14 What are you doing back here?
00:17:15 Come on. I couldn't go home
00:17:17 - I don't have a partner.
00:17:20 I don't need the herd
00:17:23 So leave me alone.
00:17:26 Ain't gonna be able to do it.
00:17:28 You see, I already saved you once.
00:17:30 That makes me responsible for you.
00:17:34 I saw that. Come on.
00:17:38 - No.
00:17:41 - I guess we can be partners.
00:17:43 I said I guess we can be partners.
00:17:47 - Partners!
00:17:50 Okeydokey. This way.
00:17:52 - This way.
00:17:56 Yeah. Let's get back to the garage,
00:17:59 - Safe?
00:18:05 Hey, Boog. How many animals
00:18:09 How many...?
00:18:10 Hello, Boog.
00:18:13 So where you all headed?
00:18:16 - To the safe place.
00:18:20 - With buddy.
00:18:23 - Yeah!
00:18:25 Yeah, I'm sorry about the dam.
00:18:28 And how I messed you all up,
00:18:34 So you're taking us with you,
00:18:37 Please? Please.
00:18:40 Look at me. I'm too pretty to die!
00:18:46 Well, maybe...
00:18:50 No! No! No!
00:18:52 You ain't leaving without us.
00:18:54 I didn't mean to call you Booger.
00:18:56 - Can we take Giselle?
00:19:01 Hunters.
00:19:03 Dang. Nobody's going home tonight.
00:19:07 There's so many of them.
00:19:08 That's it, then.
00:19:11 No more me.
00:19:16 I guess I will be mounted on a wall.
00:19:22 Oh, no, you won't.
00:19:25 Now, when I'm a bearskin rug,
00:19:27 But until that happens,
00:19:31 - What?
00:19:32 - The F word?
00:19:35 One thing you all have taught me...
00:19:37 ...the woods is a messed-up,
00:19:41 And y'all are crazy. You've been
00:19:46 Yeah, I kind of did.
00:19:47 - I didn't.
00:19:49 So let's do to them
00:19:51 Now, I say we give our guests
00:19:55 Yeah!
00:19:57 Hey! Is this a private fight
00:20:00 Because McSquizzy wants in.
00:20:04 Good. Because we'll need your nuts.
00:20:06 - And your acorns too.
00:20:08 Oh, we gonna run
00:20:11 Yeah, baby. When we get through
00:20:20 So you think you're so tough, huh?
00:20:25 Well, you know what I think?
00:20:28 I think you're still
00:20:40 You guard the fort, Mr. Weenie.
00:20:44 That's good.
00:20:48 Come on, Bob. There's gonna be
00:20:59 - Sorry.
00:21:10 Boog?
00:21:15 Oh, yeah.
00:21:18 - Maria, let go.
00:21:22 It's empty.
00:21:24 Ladies.
00:21:25 Heave-ho, heave-ho.
00:21:31 This is gonna be great.
00:21:37 You. We gonna need more ducks.
00:21:39 Elliot, is that chocolate on your face?
00:21:42 No.
00:21:45 - It's a pet.
00:21:51 I've been living a lie!
00:21:55 Please, take me with you.
00:22:24 Hey, Boog. You're not still mad
00:22:28 Oh, no. I never hold a grudge.
00:22:33 What was that?
00:22:37 It's the signal.
00:22:43 Okay, Deni. Let's round them up!
00:22:46 All right, ladies. Let her rip!
00:23:00 - Gas mask.
00:23:08 My pants!
00:23:10 Good job, Reilly. All right.
00:23:12 Time to run
00:23:16 Are you ready for this?
00:23:17 - This is awkward.
00:23:25 - Can I?
00:23:27 Charge!
00:23:32 Holy stampede! It's a stampede!
00:23:35 All right. Show me your "grr" face!
00:23:40 Now, let's kick
00:23:44 Bob, we've been robbed!
00:23:46 And they took Mr. Weenie!
00:23:49 Come on, mate!
00:23:52 I feel so alive!
00:23:55 Drop antlers!
00:24:08 Bless me.
00:24:13 No! No!
00:24:18 How you doing, partner?
00:24:19 Boog, this is great.
00:24:30 No, no! Get that bill away from me.
00:24:38 Fire!
00:24:42 Guys, let's get out of here!
00:24:57 Sheriff! Sheriff!
00:24:59 The animals are going wild,
00:25:03 It's for you.
00:25:07 Gordy, I'm bringing him home.
00:25:08 Come on, men!
00:25:13 Elliot, catch.
00:25:17 Got it.
00:25:19 Present arms!
00:25:23 Yeah!
00:25:29 Fire!
00:25:32 Oh, my God!
00:25:34 Back to the trucks!
00:25:36 Boog, it's working.
00:25:38 Yeah. Look at them run.
00:25:40 - Send in Mr. Happy!
00:25:44 Go, go, go!
00:25:48 Adieu!
00:25:54 Mr. Happy didn't go off.
00:25:56 Hey, whoa. We're just supposed
00:25:59 Well, it's time for them
00:26:10 Hey, Earl, ain't that your truck?
00:26:15 That's a bummer.
00:26:28 That's right. Keep running.
00:26:32 Sweet.
00:26:34 Freedom!
00:26:51 Hello, Goldilocks.
00:26:55 What?
00:26:58 Bull's-eye!
00:27:04 Quick! We need more ammo.
00:27:10 Elliot! Elliot, stop helping me.
00:27:13 - Keep it coming.
00:27:17 A pillow? Oh, come on!
00:27:19 More! More!
00:27:25 All right.
00:27:27 Come on, mama's bear.
00:27:29 You can do better than that.
00:27:33 Come on.
00:27:36 Boog!
00:27:43 Oh, yeah. Don't mess
00:27:49 All right, Lorraine.
00:27:51 Let's kiss this bear good night.
00:28:18 No! No! Stop!
00:28:28 Elliot?
00:28:35 Buddy?
00:28:42 Oh, Elliot.
00:28:48 You all right, Elliot?
00:28:52 I'm a little lightheaded.
00:28:58 Hey, Tiny. Nice show.
00:29:02 - Behold, the mighty grizzly.
00:29:09 - Let's get him!
00:29:11 - Stay away! No!
00:29:14 Cannonball!
00:29:18 You know, Elliot,
00:29:20 Hold that thought. Oh, yeah.
00:29:22 Karate noises!
00:29:38 No.
00:29:44 - Beth?
00:29:59 Oh, Boog.
00:30:00 - What's he doing?
00:30:02 No. She's his mom.
00:30:06 Every buddy?
00:30:08 I was so worried.
00:30:12 Come on. Let's go home.
00:30:42 Oh, no.
00:30:49 Come on, Boog. Let's go home.
00:31:00 Boog?
00:31:17 You are home.
00:31:24 I'm so proud of you.
00:31:28 So how are we both
00:31:32 - She's coming back, right?
00:31:34 The shorts lady. Boog?
00:31:36 - Hey, big guy.
00:31:38 - What's up?
00:31:40 - You're judging me?
00:31:41 - Hey, Boog.
00:31:43 I know he's a duck.
00:31:45 - But she's...
00:31:47 - Hey, find me some food.
00:31:50 Elliot, we're staying here.
00:31:53 These are our people.
00:31:57 What? Are you insane?
00:31:58 Where have you been
00:32:01 This place is horrible. Horrible!
00:32:04 - Hey, guys.
00:32:10 Come on, Elliot. It ain't that bad.
00:32:12 She's at least gonna bring
00:32:15 It's just the two of us, Elliot.
00:32:17 Unless you plan
00:32:19 What? And break up the team?
00:32:22 Yeah. Bros before does.
00:32:24 Hello, Elliot.
00:32:27 Catch you later, Boog.
00:32:35 Hey! Get off my trees,
00:32:40 Feels like home, baby.
00:32:43 Hey, Boog!
00:32:46 - Rabbit fight!
00:32:49 Oh, yeah? Well, eat rabbit.
00:32:52 Hey, buddy.
00:33:19 Bob! Bob!
00:33:28 A real live homo-sasquatchus.
00:33:35 Wait, wait. No. No. No!